Defeat The Godmodder

Moniker · Oct 22, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
I'm going to Go up to the Space station and then build a reinforcement beacon that will summon a space ship every 5 turns
Arengith will start making the Space engineers permanently AG

The engineers have queued your order. You hammer out the first 10% of it yourself. The space engineers note that while your player powers are helpful, if you want to build faster you might be better off buffing them up.

EternalStruggle said:
Naturally, the man had predicted the Godmodder attempting to dive for the bathroom, so was already in a position to intercept, and had prepared a trap. He uses the MACH KICK technique to slam his foot into the Godmodder's back, sending him flying forwards. This helps him reach his destination slightly faster, except for the minor issue that a shaped charge proximity bomb is on the bathroom door.

This is a very big concern because this particular bomb goes off while the Godmodder is directly in front of it, giving him no room or time to dodge, since it covers an entire hemisphere in front of it. The shaped charge is only very loosely shaped, you see. Regardless, this is a very potent EternalStruggle-brand ARMOR PIERCING BLAST, which naturally pierces all armor through a combination of enchantment and raw blunt force of detonation. The Godmodder might be able to do something about this, but he just got kicked forward at high speeds, so doesn't exactly have the time to do this. And of course the bottom of the figure's boot had a disorientation array built in, so when he kicked the Godmodder he got stunned, just for the tiniest fraction of a second. However, that tiny fraction was more than enough for him to get hit by the bomb, which due to being directional doesn't even blow the door off its hinges. (It's also an energy blast as opposed to kinetic, so Newton's third law doesn't even apply.)

The godmodder can't think straight to stop you... stomach... too... queasy... 1 damage!

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: RNG still doesn't like you I see

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: No, but you're out of Endgame mode now!

Daskter said:
But... but i said SCVs, what have i done wrong

Whatever ill get temporary help by calling down. M.U.L.E.(Mobile Utility Lunar Excavator) nearby the command center, to help build it faster

Then ill help my lonely SCV to build the command center..

I thought about cursing whoever only gave me 1 SCV but I realise that if I do I probably will get backfired from that.

Edits (I know Mules can repair things so I'm thinking that it can also help build things faster... Unless it wont help and I'm just wasting an action :V)

Normal MULEs can only repair, I think... but this one is special! It can build! It's providing PLENTY of help to your wonderful SCV! You also help yourself, providing +30% building!

The_Two_Eternities said:
"Doormaker, Volunteer Flamethrower Division, keep doing what you're doing." I order.

FOCUS: NO MORE AMMO

I look at the Rapidfire Machine Gun, searching for weaknesses. "Aha!" I think, "The ammo belt is unprotected!" I quickly grab a few of the cartridges closest to the firing mechanism, and snatch them away before they can be fired.

(OOC: Unofficial Itinerary II:

Distract the Boulder (done by Ranger_Strider_)
Distract the Rapidfire Machine Gun (done by me)
Distract the Uberdog (done by Uberdog distraction bone)
-Open the portal to the RoIK (done by Doormaker)
Keep the Leviathan distracted (done by Ranger_Strider_)
-Keep the Leviathan confused
Attempt to damage the Godmodder (done by EternalStruggle, pluff0, JOEbobobob, and That-Random-Guy)

Note on the Unofficial Itinerary: Things with a dash preceding them are ways to accomplish the higher-level task above them.

Daskter it's a game balance thing. Moniker could have given you more SCVs, but they would have to have the same total construction power and HP.)

The machine gun doesn't have ammo! Luckily, it has godmodding powers to auto-reload itself, but... it will take its entire turn! Darn!

Pluff0 said:
and finds it... occupied? What!?

Pluff0 whistles as he uses the toilet. Looks like the godmodder will have to wait a little longer...

In the meantime, ORYX! attacks the Leviathan.

The godmodder dances outside the door for a little while, an excruciating expression on his face, before finally getting frustrated, teleporting you out without letting you finish, then continuing to dive for the door! But waiting that long, his poor stomach... 1 damage!

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: Aww...

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Well, luck evens out, right? So you might get a bunch of lucky rolls at once when this bad streak is over! That's how probability works!

Ranger_Strider_ said:
Well... The whitehole kind of worked? Meh. HIT HIM NOW!

1. I attempt to hypnotize the Leviathan using a parasol, multiple bright lights, and a small mind control machine. Now see here.... Listen to my voice... You see that Rapidfire Machine Gun?... It dissed you and your parents and spoke of betrayal....
2. I do the same to the Boulder. Look at the Leviathan! It's attacking your ally the Rapidfire Machine Gun! You should hurt it instead of the AG side this round... Just trust me...
3. Give me one more turn and I can get someone useful out! Continue summoning the Monster of God (4/5)

Focus all other efforts on the Godmodder, or summoning units. Assume the Itinerary V. 2 is accomplished this turn, but HIT THE GODMODDER MORE!

The Leviathan is too confused to resist! But the machine gun is too mechanical to be swayed by a mind-whispering attack... not that it matters, it's currently out of ammo.

CaptainNZZZ said:
For my first action (x1) I increase the size of the Wall, increasing it's HP and making it protect all of my entities.

With a snap of my fingers (x1) an attack shield appears, protecting the Wall from one attack.

My last action (x1) is giving the Wall the ability to dodge attacks via probability manipulation, granting it a decent dodge rate.

The techmarines are ordered to begin work on an ablative layer for the Wall, granting the Wall a -1,000 damage resistance when they finally finish their multi-turn work.

For the rest of my entities I set them on reactive, only attack what attacks any of my entities first.

All this is done.

That-Random-Guy said:
Action (As many as necessary): First things first, I bend my power to obliterate not only the toilet paper in the Godmodder's Bathroom but even the possibility of someone actually becoming cleaner within the confines of the thing. Once that is done, I make sure that once the Godmodder enters and closes the door, the door will jam not only physically of conceptually, creating a barrier that must be removed before any leaving can happen.

If I somehow have leftover actions, I put onto the toilet paper roll hanger a roll of my AG-brand 'Toilet Paper.' It has the texture of sand paper, the cleaning capacity of a mound of muck, and a coating of crushed snake fangs.

Could someone please send a action or two my way? This seems like a good chance to downright disable the Godmodder for a turn or two.

Godmodders always play dirty. A little uncleanliness never hurt anyone, except for the many people who die from preventable diseases each year. But still... EVERYONE needs some sort of toilet paper!

OOC: Godmodder attacks never really need more than one action. Using less than one action isn't good, but using more won't help much. 1 is plenty enough to invest in a godmodder-attacking strike.

Captain.Cat said:
OOC: Moniker I'm not certain but i think you forgot to update the information on the army when you were doing your report on the state of the HEXAGONAFIELD. I say this because according to it the army men are still frozen in Time but according what you said earlier about them becoming unfrozen and being ashamed of their actions, so which is it?

'Ah it's nice to have them back, Now just to make sure it stays that way.' I turn to the surviving army men and give a new order "Right lads! CoreBrute is from here on out the emergency Second in Command! You are to follow his orders in case there ends up being another copy of me again and they start giving you conflicting orders, Or I start acting insane, Or I'm incapacitated, then until it is resolved you are ignored all orders coming from how many Me's there are and you are to follow the orders of Corebrute until the Imposters, insanity and or incapacitation is dealt with." The Army men give a series of affirmatives but one soldier rises his hand. "Sir, what if CoreBrute suddenly has clones or starts acting utterly insane or is incapacitated, sir?" 'Hmm well there's not alot of others I Trust with the army men protection, MooGoesCow is so far one of the few that has remain steadfast in the fight against the Godmodder.'
After that quick through I then say "If both Me and CoreBrute are for whatever reason unfit for command then you are to follow the Orders of MooGoesCow until the problem is resolved." I point to MooGoesCow as to make clear who I'm talking about.

I then turn towards the Engineers "Right Engineers, cancel work on that Godmod training Camp, I know you lot want and likely need a brewery but right now I need you to rebuild HQ so we wont be stuck up shit creek if you guys bite it, After you build the HQ you have my full blessing to start building the brewery and even build a fucking Bar after that." At this mention of a bar being allowed the Engineers feel more motivated then ever to have the gold liqueur and before I can blink the Engineers have thrown themselves into their work and the HQ building is already finish in what can only be describe as a cartoony cloud of construction. (OOC: Basically I will not be able to use the engineers until the Brewery and Bar are Built.)

I then turn towards the Scientists and say "Right I want you lot to start researching anti-mind-control again so we wont have anymore cases of the Godmodder mind controlling you all again." The Scientists start working on again ways to nullify The mind control that have dogged the Army men from the beginning of this battle against the Godmodder, sadly there having to start from scratch because of the Imposter ordering them to destroy their research from earlier.

400 plastic spent this turn.

Just forgot to remove some parentheses from their status... done!

Corebrute has been appointed as Secondary Owner of the army men. MoogoesCow is emergency backup.

The engineers are so motivated, you get a new HQ pretty much immediately. But now they're stuck building some nice alcohol serving buildings for a while...

The scientists are working on anti-mind-control once again! They do have what they worked on so far thanks to JOEbob, but with their numbers reduced so, it may take a little while.

CoreBrute said:
CoreBrute crumpled to the floor. The blood loss was making him dizzy.

"Damn you fool." Kippers said, his hand glowing with force lightning. "Let me cauterize the wound before you bleed out."

"Don't think that can happen to me here." CoreBrute said, shaking his head. "Kippers, I need you to me a favor. Please." He leaned in and whispered in Kippers ear. The Khajit nodded slowly.

ACTION 1: The Sith Lord vanished from sight. A little while later pieces of the Armor Crusher's destroyed frame floated up to Kippers' star destroyer, being put into the hanger.

"Didn't know you could turn invisible." CoreBrute remarked.

"Course I can. Sith Assassin class." Kippers remarked, becoming visible.

"Thought Old Republic wasn't canon anymore?" CoreBrute laughed, then winced.

"I'm a Khajit with force powers, think I give a fuck what canon is anymore?" He dropped the armor pieces around CoreBrute. "Now what?"

"We go meet an old friend. Now help me up." Through Force Levitation both flew to Kippers' ship.

ACTION 2: Several multiverses later, the ship landed in front of a delapitated garage in a pretty run down country town. CoreBrute staggered out, asquiesing to having his arms bandaged. Don't know if my Player immortality extends this far out. He thought to himself.

"Hey!" He shouted outloud, but there was no answer. "It's CoreBrute and Kippers. We're coming up." He walked up to the garage and walked under the grate. The place was a complete mess, tools and automail tossed assunder. It was worse than he remembered.

"It appears she may have backslided." Kipper remarked.

"Yeah. Looks that way." CoreBrute winced. He then saw a makeshift bed in the corner, without a blanket. There were discarded bottles on the floor and empty pill canisters. "Aw damn it."

He walked over to the bed and called her name.

She slowly got up, her arms covering her eyes.

"Edward..." She said softly. CoreBrute sighed and shook his head.

"No dear. It's not Edward." He kneeled next to her, filled with anger.

This Winry was definitely not the canon one, from either anime-in those she lived happily ever after. This Winry was from a fanfiction universe made by an angry shipper, who happened to believe in Rose X Edward. However, their fury that their ship wasn't canon meant they took it out on this Winry, making her into a drug addict and forcing her to act out of character as a terrible person, driving Edward to end up with Rose. This drove Winry further into despair once she could control herself. That writer had made Winry endure worse hardships in their anger, but he didn't want to think about it.

"Fucking fanfic writers." CoreBrute cried out. His tears started to come out but he forced them back. He needed Winry's help now.

"Who is it?" Winry asks, rubbing her eyes. "If you're hear about the money, I'll get it. I'm the best automail worker the world's ever seeeeen." Her words were slurred.

"Winry it's CoreBrute and I Kippers the Sith Lord." Kippers spoke up, getting her attention. She finally opened her bloodshot eyes.

"Oh hi guys. Hows you doing? Sorry I haven't been to the meetings..." She looks at CoreBrute finally seeing his lack of arms. "Oh my god, what happened to your-"

"Giant dog." CoreBrute said quickly. "I need a favor. And your the best automail worker I've ever known." Winry nods.

"Happy to help a friend." She says, her smile still warm after all her hardships. Goddamn Fanfic writers. I hope they all burn in hell. CoreBrute thought again.

"I've got a special request. I need a pair of arms" At this the spaceship hanger opened, revealing the broken pieces of the Armor Crusher. "Made of this metal."

The old spark of the greatest gear head in Amestris twinkled in her eyes.

ACTION 3: Sometime later, CoreBrute returned to the Hexagonfield, wearing a cloak over his frame. He looked down from the spaceship over the battlefield.

"Are you sure you no longer need my aid?" Kippers asked. CoreBrute shook his head.

"I'll be fine. Just take care of Winry." He flexed his neck in preparation.

"May the Force be with you. The Dark Side I mean." CoreBrute smiled at Kippers. He then jumped off the ship, revealing his new look.

With his metal arms made from the Armor Crusher itself with all it's epic power, he swung with huge force to strike the Boulder as he fell.

"Boulder smashing PUUUUUUNNNCCCCHHH!"

OOC: I've been planning this for a while. Let's hope it goes as planned.

SMASH! 30,000 damage to the Boulder! The boulder's certain to backslide and hit a PG entity this turn. Now then... is Kippers fighting on the battlefield, or absconding with his part played out?

JOEbobobob said:
if this is something i can do for free despite sidequests, I let capt.cat have the research. otherwise, I apparently can't do that, and as such don't. [sort-of-null?]

Research given!

hungry visitor said:
I was a bit distracted but now I can write my new plan for HarVester. It is not my plan, but the one transmitted to my ear.
But could have seen that coming.

HV now transforms a lot of the city into a big factory that is fully automated. The weapons of mass destruction are improved with each "generation" and are also deployed every round.

Let me write the next one!

HV imports a sun of unlimited pain from his cult, which has a small field around it, that contains the pain. This grenade will be used in a new weapon of mass destruction, which uses light mass (if you believe it, it is already real). The excess of dark mass gets stored for another weapon. Seems this time he wants to kill hungry vi(deleted).

So he does this minus the part where he kills me because he still needs me to write his stuff.

Also a happy cult without pain, since he took it to form the sun. Oh wait. He wouldn't do this or they do not *thinking*... Stockholm syndrome!
But I will not be affected since I know what he wants.
So I am free *ouch* -if he hadn't me by the balls. He can figure me out as much as I can figure him out. Well this is a draw it seems (if it wasn't for his wishing powers).

Wait. I got power over the chains. Everyone can remember chains! Mwahahah!
*Balls get chained to the ground*

The balls are chained to the ground... acting as an attack shield??

OOC: Bolding text to show me what I need or should change on the HEXAGONAFIELD, if anything, for these posts would be much appreciated.

Daskter said:
*I snap my fingers*
Ah I knew I was forgetting something, I place a shield on the Command Center

(I believe this is my 3rd action)

Command center given an attack shield!

Page of Time said:
A huge van crashes down on the Boulder.

Hey folks, I'm a girl!!! :3!
That's cool right???
Anyways it looks like there's a bad guy! And you know what thaat meaanns...
That means we beat the gorilla out of him! :3!

The cheery girl pulls out a bat, punts the van into space and home-runs the Boulder with it.

Welcome! It's great to have you! 10,000 damage to the Boulder!

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AG:

The space engineers finish the SUPER LASER! Every several turns, it can launch a small support attack down onto the HEXAGONAFIELD from the safe confines of "space"(read: really really far above the ground).

The steel balls and VFD attack the Leviathan for 26,500 damage! The Infinity Jaegers REPLICOMBO! The SCV + Mule get a lot of work done on the Command Center!

The army men fire at the machine gun for 35,500 damage!

PG:

The godmodder is finally using his bathroom... he reaches for the toilet paper... wait, what!? 1 damage! He's not buying THIS brand again!!

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: Any day now...

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Come on, you can do it!

At any rate, you suddenly feel like something has lifted from the air. Like the godmodder's power has reset itself, just a little. Like you don't need to be QUITE as worried about the future as you were. The "endgame mode"... it's done. It's over with! You've made it!

All endgame entities have had their stats divided by 10.

The Leviathan fails its confusion roll, and hits itself for 7,000 damage! The rapidfire machine gun seems to be out of ammo... it auto-reloads! The boulder slams into the machine gun twice, dealing 4,000 damage total!

The Uberdog devours the bone meant to distract it whole. And also a lot of the ground surrounding it. He looks up, and starts crawling towards the AG side of the field. It's been too long since he's had the taste of blood...

The godmodder kicks open the bathroom door, and it melts into the ground behind him. Despite the fact that the situation was rather comical a few moments ago, he is now DEAD serious. Emphasis on DEAD, because that's what you're about to be.

BOSS BATTLE TIME!

A figure appears in the sky... fluttering from above on a pink parasol! It's... it's... a beautiful princess?

Dainty Princess: Tee hee!

She glides down to the HEXAGONAFIELD, and lands on the AG side of the field. You notice on her crown, she has that crossed-swords icon. As seems to have become usual, one is lit and one is dormant.

Dainty Princess: I have decided to grace this battlefield with my presence! I don't intend to stay long, but I thought a little trip could be fun. Now, beat down that godmodder for me! I'll help too, but I like having at least five appointed protectors at ALL times. Can't have this dress getting dirty, after all!

Suddenly, on the PG side of the field... what's that? Three cloaked figures have appeared... The godmodder smiles. Assassins. Using this time to help their masters make an important political maneuver... and on their daggers, you again spy that double-crossed swords symbol, with one sword lit on each.

N:

ORYX! hits the Leviathan and Doormaker does his thing.

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The Dainty Princess's special... it looks like she'll leave the battlefield after enough time has passed! But those assassins are going right for her... looks like this is an escort mission! Don't let your charge die on you, or there will be DRASTIC consequences!

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! Maybe that pie-related method could help...
-Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess until she can leave the battlefield! The assassins are the primary entities threatening her, but don't forget to provide her with protection from EVERYTHING, not just them!
-Keep the Uberdog neutralized, or everyone will die.

Minor tasks:

The army men get stronger over time! Guide and protect them! Right now, though, they're frozen!
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're building helpful structures!
Protect the SCV building a command center!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(10% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 15,000 damage support attack(ready in 5!)
Reinforcement Beacon: 10% complete, will beam down to battlefield (cost: 6)
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers on random sides every turn!(Diet coke bribe!)(mind-controlled to the AG team!)(50% perma-AG...)
Space engineers+1: 80/80 HP x 170(building space station!)(x1.2 effectiveness)
Arengith the Enchanter: 25,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)

[AG - hungry visitor]Steel balls: 34,000 HP, HP/2 A (+8,000 HP next turn!)(50% attack for 1!)(protected from 1 attack)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 30 HP, 300 x 30A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)(targeting Leviathan)

[AG - feller21]Infinity Jaeger: 24,000/24,000 HP, 8,000A (replicombo power)

[AG - Daskter]SCV: 30/30 x 6 HP(building command center)(1 MULE - worth 5 SCVs)
Command center: 65% complete(protected from 1 attack)

[AG - captain.cat/Corebrute]Army men(35,500 total attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed):
Riflemen V: 700/700 HP x 130, 150x130A
Machine gunners III: 200/200 HP x 60, 300x60A
Medics: 500/500 x 15 HP, Healing A
Engineers: 100/100 HP x 15, building brewery/bar(complete in 4!)
Scientists: 100/100 HP x 32, researching anti-mind-control(complete in 6!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP, producing 20 squad leaders(complete in 1!)
Special weapons depot: 4,000/4,000 HP
Plastic shield generator: 5,000/5,000 HP(burns plastic to protect from damage; current rate: 500 plastic/2000 protection)
Possesses 10,200 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped)

[AG]Sealed Dainty Princess: 5,000/5,000 HP, 1,000A Special: Leave the Battlefield(Ready in 5!) (Boss)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(31,000 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A(constructing Wall upgrade, done in 1!)
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 18 HP, 500 x 18A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+4 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 14 HP, 250 x 14A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000A
Wall: 14000 HP(+1000 HP per turn)(protecting all entities)(20% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack)

[N - Pluff0]ORYX!: 4,000/14,000 HP, 7,000A

[N - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 25,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)
Kittenverse portal: 50%

[PG]Leviathan: 4,550/30,000 HP, 7,000A, Special: Tidal Wave(ready to unleash! - will hit itself!)(confused - 50% chance to hit itself for 1!)

[PG]BOULDER: 98,620/100,000 HP, 2,000 x 2A(hits one PG and one AG/N entity each attack)

[PG]Rapidfire Machine Gun: 27,450/35,000 HP, 500 x 10A

[PG]Sealed Assassin - Speed: 40,000/40,000 HP, 5,000 x 2A (Boss)

[PG]Sealed Assassin - Power: 65,000/65,000 HP, 20,000A (Boss)

[PG]Sealed Assassin - Dagger: 50,000/50,000 HP, 7,000A, Special: Penetrating Throw(ready in 4!) (Poison strike) (Boss)

[PG]Godmodder: 248/300 HP(Starcalibur: x2 actions)(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)

[PG]Uberdog: Playfulness level: Murderous (one-hit-kill attack)

Player info:

Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New summon: 3/10)(Portal to hell: 4/5 - Suppressed by Dreadnought)(Circus Tent: 1/5)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor
[N]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(1 Legendary Weapon in debt!)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 8/15)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Hikki(is GUNSLINGER)(HAS AMMO)
Ranger_Strider_(Monster of God: 4/5)
Daskter
Page of Time

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0

Out of the frying pan, into the fire... you can now cathartically enjoy the feeling of smashing the endgame monsters' heads into a pulp since they're weak and wimpy, but you'll hardly have time since this needs to be closed with a proper boss fight! But... you get the feeling that once this is over, something good might happen for once. Keep it up!

Moniker · Oct 24, 2017

Page of Time said:
Ahem.
Previously, on DTG...

This time, on DTG...

The cheery girl this time pulls out a hand grenade out of her purse.

Ooh, hey, something useful!

The cheery girl goes to the Sealed Assassin.

Hey, could you hold this? I need to get something.

The cheery girl quickly unpins the grenade, throws it in the Sealed Assassin's face, and runs off. The Sealed Assassin looks at what he's holding and quickly fumbles with it before it explodes.

6000 damage to the speed assassin!

MooGoesCow21 said:
I'm going to FOCUS on Improving the space engineers Building capability

Once Arengith is done with making the portal AG he is going to put a rune of escalation on the Super laser it makes it so that every time the super laser fires it doubles it's damage

You give the space engineers a boost to x1.4 power! Arengith has the task queued...

feller21 said:
First of all, I apologize for not doing an action when the update came!

Anywho, let's get back into it!

So, now the Godmodder is out of Endgame Mode and there is a dainty princess that we have to protect!

Alright, the sealed assassins shall waste their moves after I do my thing

So basically, I will spend one action teleporting the princess away behind my infinity jaeger

I will use the other two actions to create a decoy of the princess(that looks just like her!), placed where the original princess was.

Just know that this is only probably going to give us about one to two turns of breathing room to use our actions against the assassins before they start doing some damage!

The infinity Jaeger is now protecting the princess! A decoy princess has appeared!

Ranger_Strider_ said:
GODS NO NOT ANOTHER ESCORT MISSION!
1. I summon a guardian knight to defend the princess! After all, the best escort missions are ones others do; besides, all princesses need a knight.
2. I call in a tactical airstrike on the three assassins, consisting of napalm, antimatter bombs, mustard gas, ending with a coating of blood to paint them crimson. What? You come in and think I'll fight fair when you all enter together? Idiots.
3. After the airstrike, I throw an Uberdog sized cat at the assassins, along with some good chicken. GO Uberdog! Be a Good Boy! Get the stinkin cat! And bathe in the blood of those over there!

Looking over, I see Arsenical enter the fray again, along with a Legendary Weapon?!?! Yo Arsenical, good job getting the weapon to pay your debt! Wow, I bet you got it with no issues whatsoever! We're stuck in an escort quest now; we gotta protect that (points to decoy feller21 put down) princess for five more turns, but we got the Godmodder out of Endgame mode, and Eevee is still out of the picture! Let's focus on the assassins and anything that can dish out 5k+ damage for now.

Guardian Knight summoned! But, he accidentally ends up defending the princess decoy! 2500 damage to all three assassins! The sealed assassin, seeing the Uberdog heading in his direction, panics and kicks the chicken over in a random direction... it lands at the feet of the Infinity Jaeger!

The_Two_Eternities said:
"Doormaker, keep opening the RoIK portal," I call, "and Volunteer Flamethrower Division, attack the Sealed Assassin - Speed!"

FOCUS: BACKSTAB

I teleport behind the Sealed Assassin - Speed and stab him in the heart with an inordinately dainty dagger.

(OOC: Unofficial Itinerary III:

Redirect MrMirrorMan's dice
Protect the Dainty Princess (done by Ranger_Strider_, That-Random-Guy, and CaptainNZZZ)
-Make a decoy of her (done by feller21)
-Get the Yorehammer back from the Godmodder
Attack the Sealed Assassin - Speed (done by me, the Volunteer Flamethrower Division, Ranger_Strider_ and maybe Page of Time)
Attack the Sealed Assassin - Power (done by Ranger_Strider_, CoreBrute, and maybe Page of Time)
Attack the Sealed Assassin - Dagger (done by Ranger_Strider_, Arsenical, CaptainNZZZ's entities, and maybe Page of Time)
Attack the Leviathan (done by EternalStruggle)
Attack the Boulder (done by CoreBrute)
Attack the Rapidfire Machine Gun (done by the Army Men)
Distract the Uberdog (done by Ranger_Strider_ and EternalStruggle)
-Open portal to RoIK (done by Doormaker)
Attack the Godmodder (done by Page of Time)

Note on the Unofficial Itinerary: Just because something is marked done on it doesn't mean that you should do something else. It depends on how many actions were invested.

Q: Page of Time, which Sealed Assassin are you attacking? I suggest Speed, as that gives us a chance to either kill him or transform him into his Unsealed form, from where we can kill him.

Q: Eevee shadow bacon, have you realized that you do not, in fact, have a card with the value 7?

Q: Moniker, is MrMirrorMan a Void? What's the difference between a Neutral that attacks both sides equally and a Void?
A: Probably not. MrMirrorMan has "clarified his intentions" (read: hastily backpedalled to avoid repercussions.) .)

16000 damage to the Speed sealed assassin!

OOC: "Void" players don't really exist - there's neutral players, and the N-2 players who've decided to make themselves into an obstacle for the other players to overcome. Trying to play to the Void side means you've become a dangerous uncontrollable element the other players need to take out, so you'll end up as an N-2. In any case, you don't need to sound quite so harsh.

Daskter said:
I summon another SCV to help build the Command Center,

And I countinue help building it.

(If I finish building it this turn I order both SCV to mine resources, the CC build more SCV if possible, and the Builder Mule if possible start building the Barracks)

One more SCV summoned! +30% command center progress! Barracks project started!

Arsenical said:
"... Aw fuck." I say, as I get back to the battlefiel-

*cough, cough* Arsenical says, as he awakens from the DREAM LANDS after making a deal with the DECEPTIVE DEVIL... Wait, what happened while you were there!?

"I screwed up, alright?"

Well... Anyways, it is then that he notices a regal figure flutter down to the battlefield.

Well, god save the queen! Or PRINCESS, in this case.

Arsenical, in a truly chivalrous way, decides to pull out his innocuous-looking COAT OF GENTLEMANLY CONDUCT. Very few times has he ever needed to pull it out, but this does seem like one of his rare times he needed the SWORD OF DECIDEDLY UNGENTLEMANLY ROUGHHOUSING.

"... What exactly am I looking at right now?"

Why, your finely made COAT! Look at its polished and recently sharpened blade, its comfortable handle, its intricately engraved hilt! Truly, a fine COAT if I ever have seen one.

Arsenical, deciding to be a rather polite person, offers his coat to the DAGGER SEALED ASSASSIN. It's rather cold at this time of day, after all.

Then, as Arsenical put the soft cotton coat on the assassin, said assassin is promptly impaled by the SWORD's blade.

Also, I give the Resolute Heart to the godmodder.

19000 damage to the Dagger assassin!

You kneel down, and pay back one of your debts in full and one-fifth of another. The godmodder takes the Resolute Heart, and thanks for for handing it over so easily.

3 of 7 Weapons Acquired

As long as the godmodder holds the Resolute Heart, he's immune to negative status effects. This is a fairly major addition to his already formidable power. But if anything, this is the least important Legendary Weapon to his plan. But the godmodder is smiling. He has some of his FAVORITES coming up soon!

Equipping it, as usual, takes 1 HP away from him.

Captain.Cat said:
Looking over at the Princess I can only think 'Bloody hell why did we have to be given a escort mission of all thing, Egh well nothing we can do about that now.' I then turn my gaze at the Rapidfire Machine Gun 'Rapidfire machine gun is a bit of repetitive name, seeing that reason we use machine guns in the first place is for their rapid fire. Anyway it's going down.'

I turn to face my soldiers "Right man I want you to take out that Rapidfire Machine Gun over there!" "Copy that sir! it won't be standing once we're finished!" The Army men ready themselves to attack the Rapidfire Machine Gun. I then turn to the Medics and say "Right I got a job for you lot! I want you to heal ORYX seeing that he's been taking a beaten." "About damn time!" The medic who is drying off his face from coffee being spilled on him says.

I then turn towards the new HQ building that still shinny and say "Right HQ I want you to start getting in 25 new engineers, 18 more Scientists and 5 more medics!" "Roger that Commander we will have them here shortly!" The staff in the HQ quickly start working the new order.

(Total plastic spent this Turn: 9125)

The army men gear up to take out that rapidfire machine gun! The medics are healing ORYX! It's going to be pretty slow, though. The HQ has your order queued!

That-Random-Guy said:
FOCUS: The Eternal Princess Guards

With all my power for this turn, I create (Insert Appropriate number here) Eternal Princess Guards. They have no attack and 1 health because all of by power is being put into the special traits described in thees here spoilery thing:

The Forever Guards: They always are (discreetly) nearby the true Princess. If she would take damage, 1 of them dies and she remains unharmed (alter number as appropriate)
The Protectors: They don't change sides. They will not let the Princess be hurt while they still move.
Proper Presentation At All Times! They fulfill all duties related to, for instance, the Princess's dress not being muddied.

Three protectors start shadowing the princess! Anytime she's attacked directly, there's a 50% one of them will use a DRAMATIC SACRIFICE!

EternalStruggle said:
FOCUS - DEALING WITH LEVIATHAN (I can't think of a good name okay)

The man decides to let the AGs handle the Assassins for the time being, and so goes over to the great sea-beast before easily turning the weakened creature into so much sushi with his blade. It is indeed satisfying to take this thing down now that it's weakened, he muses. After this, he throws the body at the Uberdog, preventing it from being able to attack this coming turn! It'll have to either maneuver around or chew through the giant amount of kibble which is now blocking its view of the field. And the former is easier said than done when it's faced with a giant sea creature. Even if it does move fast, well, Leviathan is pretty big, so it'll take some time to get around. Also he may have made the creature much larger through space altering magic to guard against that possibility. And by may have I mean definitely did.

Leviathan killed, and thrown to be eaten by the Uberdog!

CaptainNZZZ said:
I increase (x2) the Wall's dodge rate by intensifying it's probability manipulation, I want to see the Wall manage to dodge at least attack after all.

Finally I place an attack shield on the Sealed Dainty Princess (x1), I'd prefer not have to deal with whatever those drastic consequences are.

For my entities I issue orders for them to attack the Sealed Assassin - Dagger, I don't like letting entities with special abilities actually manage to use their special abilities.

Dodge rate increased! +1 shield for the Dainty Princess!

hungry visitor said:
Oh wait. This was my mistake. Seems I am able to remember things, but they do not act for me. They act for HV.
Well that was not good.

Note for Moniker: I am currently in some kind of pocket dimension made by That-Random-Guy. HarVester knows that I am there and got his balls there to keep me quiet. I tried to chain them to be able to speak freely, but it backfired. I use HV for HarVester and hv for me, hungry visitor.

And also ... this should be seen by all the players:

Probably good idea to get this on the list of HV entities.

HarVester now has a tower of hurting pain (add tower of hurting pain), which sends a ray of pain, which can even inflict pain on things that can't feel pain. The pain lets them believe they are hurt and this opens real wounds on them.
Man that is a devilish weapon. The first target is the godmodder himself, the other targets are the PG Units.
Can I?
If you don't write something that kills me.
The portals used to kill Armor crusher now have reached full power. Portals eat random PG UNITS and create offspring if they have eaten enough.

HarVester also improves the Industry of his city, Mass destruction Factory now is upgraded to Mass destruction Factory +1.

Mass Destruction factory added! Your tower of pain fires up, ready to hurt the godmodder... Wait, what? You've lost contact with the people controlling it! The last thing you heard was an ear-splitting scream... something's going on in that tower!

The portals look like they don't have enough power to work quite right... they nibble at the Assassins for 2,000 damage to each!

CoreBrute said:
OOC: Kippers has left the battlefield to take Winry to rehab. He may return in the future, he might not, let's see what happens.

Page of Time did you want to specify which of the 3 assassins you were targeting?

IC:
ACTION 1: CoreBrute punches the ground with his mighty Armor Crusher fists, propelling himself into the air until he lands in front of the Boulder before it can strike an AG target. He wraps his fists around the boulder, his fingers burrouing deep into the rock. He's got a grip and he's not letting go.

ACTION 2: He raises the Boulder high, struggling as the boulder tries to break free, but CoreBrute's grip is mighty. He tightens his hold, causing bits of the boulder to break apart.

ACTION 3: Looking at the assassins he calls out to the Sealed Assassin - Power, whose distracted by the mustard gas and chicken in their eyes. "Here's what real power feels like!"

then he lobs the boulder at the Power Assassin, intending to crush it with both the strength of his throw and the weight of the boulder.

9,000 damage to both the Power Assassin and the Boulder!

Daskter said:
~~For my Final action I think of a way to protect the princess... Is I dump a bunch of superglue on Assassin Dagger in the hopes of slowing him down or sticking him to himself and the ground.~~

Actually Ill just be 1 of the Princess protector for the while. Unless it requires all 3 actions?

You throw yourself in front of the Princess, prepared to block any attacks against her with your own body!

MrMirrorMan said:
While a majority of the fighting is happening, a man that is a mirror arrives. With a clock for a head, and a mirror for a body, the [N] decides to do the most logical thing, add hellish randomization elements to the game.

"Greetings to you all! I am Mr.MirrorMan, I am here to add to this battle a bit of a gambling aspect to this game, with effect slot machines! All of your lives are now is someone else's hand."

FOCUS:I throw various die across the battle field, setting up painful objects that people/entities can step upon.
Also, can I start up a 10 charge for a slot machine that can give random buffs/debuffs to one entity of each fraction a turn, or should I make it a 20?

Welcome to the game! Either one would work, and frankly setting up a mechanic as neat as a slot machine probably wouldn't take more than a focused action to get the basic effects you want, but more actions would probably make it stronger.

All the entities panic and run around! Four random entities take damage!

The infinity Jaeger, Doormaker, Sealed Assassin: Speed, and Boulder take 3,000 damage each!

Page of Time said:
The cheery girl then gives a "poem" to the Godmodder. The godmodder reads it.

externorum deorum!
Obsecro vos,
Ut occidere hominem hunc!

A hand pops out of the "poem" and grabs the Godmodder. It then takes a chainsaw and slices his head off.

Aren't satanic rituals fuun, Mr. Bad Guy? :3

The godmodder insta-translates the language, and in .2 seconds, forms the paper into a paper airplane! He sails it back at you, and it flies and lands on your hair with perfect precision. The whole hand thing happens to you instead. And you were right. They are fun!

Cyanogynist said:
1/3
A brown-haired teenage boy wielding a microphone and a sword floats down into the Hexagonafield.

???: Seems like quite a fight we got here.

The microphone's speaker glows with a blinding light. The boy raises it up, and swings it in the air, aiming at the Sealed Assassins. In the middle of the swing, an orb of electricity appears in front of him, flying straight into the path of the Assassins.

The orb expands into a wall of energy, right in their way. +1 Defender to the Dainty Princess!

Welcome!

The princess gets another attack shield!

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AG:

The Sealed Dainty princess pokes the Power Assassin for 1,000 damage!

Princess: Tee hee! This is fun! Maybe I should stay even longer!

The space engineers work hard, and Arengith finishes making them properly AG!

The steel balls heal each other and clack into the Boulder for 21,000 damage! The factory of mass destruction spins up, and gets ready to start making weapons... The Tower of Pain still is quiet...

The VFD roast the Sealed Assassin - Speed, killing it! The Infinity Jaeger makes a copy of itself, and the SCVs finish the command center and start Barracks work!

The army men all attack the Rapidfire machine gun, killing it! Also, the barracks get out 20 squad leaders! Remember when the godmodder ordered those just before they got timefrozen? Yeah, they never were cut out of the pipeline.

PG:

The Uberdog almost immediately eats the Leviathan's corpse! And he's STILL hungry! He goes right for one of the Infinity Jaegers, and despite it being a machine, he eats it whole! And the other Infinity Jaeger... Mmm... he eats that one, too! The Infinity Jaegers have been eliminated, and they can't protect the princess any longer! However, the Uberdog has a nice full belly after all that. So it sits down and rests for a little while.

The Boulder hits Doormaker and the Power Assassin, dealing 2,000 damage to each!

The Dagger sealed assassin throws a knife at the princess decoy, seeing it mostly unguarded, and it explodes into a shower of splinters! The assassins aren't fooled, but the Guardian Knight is! His love, the Dainty Princess - exploded into wooden splinters! He falls to the ground, crying! Looks like he'll be useless until he gets someone to comfort him...

The Power Assassin dashes forward, and slams into Daskter with all his might! Daskter is completely floored. Not majorly harmed, but that looked like it really hurt!

Suddenly, the Sealed Assassin's Corpse... is now the UNSEALED ASSASSIN! Both of the twin swords are glowing, and he's ready to fight hard once again! He throws no less than three attacks in the Sealed Dainty Princess's direction! A shadow dives in front of one of the daggers, taking it to the face! The other two bounce off her attack shields, breaking them! It looks like most of the defenses you set up this past turn are gone now...

The godmodder admires his new Resolute Heart... he doesn't know why you're so eager to deliver the Legendary Weapons to him, but you are. He's confident the Assassins will take the Princess out in no time. But then, with his Yorehammer, it would only take one spare action for him to kill her himself... oh great, now he's eyeing the Sealed Dainty Princess. Looks like he'll need some discouragement from the prospect...

The godmodder sneaks into the Army Men camp and covertly takes out the Plastic Shield Generator and Special Weapons depot. Nobody even noticed he was there.

He also takes both of the Steel Balls and clacks them together. Multiple times. It makes a REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING sound. They take 30,000 damage!

N:

ORYX! attacks the Boulder for 7,000 damage!

Looks like Doormaker is almost done with the Kittenverse portal...

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! Maybe that pie-related method could help...
-Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess until she can leave the battlefield! The assassins are the primary entities threatening her, but don't forget to provide her with protection from EVERYTHING, not just them!
-Keep the Uberdog neutralized, or everyone will die.

Minor tasks:

The army men get stronger over time! Guide and protect them!
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're making progress on a space station with great potential!
Protect the SCVs building Stacraft buildings!
Something's gone wrong with HV's Tower of Pain - find out what it is!
Comfort the Princess Protector Knight!
Protect Doormaker! He can help with any portal-related tasks!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(10% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 15,000 damage support attack(ready in 4!)(Damage buff rune: 0% done)
Reinforcement Beacon: 52% complete, will beam down to battlefield (cost: 6)
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers every turn!
Space engineers+1: 80/80 HP x 180(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)
Arengith the Enchanter: 25,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)

[AG - hungry visitor]Steel balls: 12,000 HP, HP/2 A (+9,000 HP next turn!)(protected from 1 attack)
Mass Destruction factory + 1: 10,000/10,000 HP (producing 1 weapon of mass destruction every turn!)
[N]Tower of Pain: 30,000/30,000 HP (lying dormant)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 30 HP, 300 x 30A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)(targeting Leviathan)

[AG - Daskter]SCV: 30/30 x 7 HP(building command center)(1 MULE - worth 5 SCVs)
Command center(protected from 1 attack)
Barracks: 30% complete

[AG - captain.cat/Corebrute]Army men(35,500 total attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed):
Riflemen V: 70/70 HP x 130, 150x130A
Machine gunners III: 20/20 HP x 60, 300x60A
Medics: 50/50 x 15 HP, Healing A(healing ORYX!)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 20 HP
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 15, building brewery/bar(complete in 3!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 32, researching anti-mind-control(complete in 5!)
HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 1, getting 5 medics, 18 scientists, 25 engineers(complete in 3!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP
Possesses 3,400 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped)

[AG]Sealed Dainty Princess: 5,000/5,000 HP, 1,000A Special: Leave the Battlefield(Ready in 4!) (Boss)(2 shadows - 50% chance to sacrifice themselves)
Guardian Knight: 7,000/7,000 HP, 5,000A (grieving!)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(32,500 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 19 HP, 500 x 19A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+4 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 18 HP, 250 x 18A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000A
Wall: 15000 HP(+1000 HP per turn)(protecting all entities)(40% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack)(-1,000 all damage taken)

[N - Pluff0]ORYX!: 6,000/14,000 HP, 7,000A(+2,000 HP per turn)

[N - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)
Kittenverse portal: 75%

[PG]BOULDER: 79,620/100,000 HP, 2,000 x 2A(hits one PG and one AG/N entity each attack)

[PG]Unsealed Assassin - Speed: 70,000/70,000 HP, 5,000 x 3A, Special: x6 Knife Insanity(ready in 3!) (Boss)

[PG]Sealed Assassin - Power: 48,500/65,000 HP, 20,000A (Boss)

[PG]Sealed Assassin - Dagger: 23,500/50,000 HP, 7,000A, Special: Penetrating Throw(ready in 3!) (Poison strike) (Boss)

[PG]Godmodder: 247/300 HP(Starcalibur: x2 actions)(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)(Resolute Heart: No negative status effects)

[PG]Uberdog: Playfulness level: Placated (one-hit-kill attack)

Player info:

Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New summon: 3/10)(Portal to hell: 4/5 - Suppressed by Dreadnought)(Circus Tent: 1/5)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor
[N]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 8/15)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Hikki(is GUNSLINGER)(HAS AMMO)
Ranger_Strider_(Monster of God: 4/5)
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man
Cyanogist

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0

Moniker · Oct 25, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
I Smash the Godmodders face with a Strawberry Cream Pie and then i will punch him in the face while he is distracted with the delicious cream also the cream is laced with some very nasty Laxatives

The godmodder is pretty much immune to the effects of laxatives now. There's really no topping having a combined white hole/black hole boom inside your belly. You punch the godmodder's face, but it already has a strawberry cream pie on it! Your blow is softened so as to do nothing!

Looks like strawberry isn't the right pie flavor, either...

The_Two_Eternities said:
I gulp, nervous. "Maybe I shouldn't have focused on the Sealed Assassin - Speed. Well, anyway, time to get down to business. Doormaker, finish opening the RoIK portal. Volunteer Flamethrower Division, attack the Unsealed Assassin - Speed." I order.

FOCUS: FREEZE, ASSASSIN!

I walk up to the Sealed Assassin - Power, and quickly freeze him in time. "That should take care of him for at least a little bit."

(OOC: Sorry, guys. MooGoesCow21 was right on this one.

Unofficial Itinerary IV:

Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess (done by EternalStruggle, That-Random-Guy, Captain.Cat, and Ranger_Strider_)
-Console the Guardian Knight (done by That-Random-Guy)
-Get Yorehammer back from the Godmodder
-Stop MrMirrorMan from placing her in a game of UPPAFITZ (My name for the Chrono-Hyper-Billiards thing) (done by feller21)
-Get her out of the hat MrMirrorMan placed her in
Keep the Sealed Assassin - Power unable to act
Keep the Uberdog placated (done by Page of Time and maybe Little_Hunter)
-Open the RoIK portal (done by Doormaker)
Attack the Boulder (Done by Little_Hunter)
Attack the Unsealed Assassin - Speed (done by the Volunteer Flamethrower Division and the Army Men)
Attack the Sealed Assassin - Dagger (maybe done by CaptainNZZZ's entities)
Attack the Godmodder (done by MooGoesCow21, Daskter, and Cyanogynist)

So, huh. Guys, do you think that the RoIK portal might actually be a bad thing when dealing with the Uberdog?)

The Sealed Assassin is a BOSS entity! Boss entities have immense resistance to effects such as stunning, and almost complete immunity to more dangerous effects like Mind Control! Damage-Over-Time poison-type stuff tends to work fine, though... In any event, the Sealed Assassin is only slowed down! His damage is halved this turn!

EternalStruggle said:
The man, rather concerned with this whole Yorehammer thing, puts on a pair of reading glasses over his sunglasses and gets out some kind of enchanted book. Upon closer inspection, it would seem as if it was a record of the events of the battle so far in the form of a game of some sort. Flipping back a few pages from the present, he soon found what he was looking for and smirked. Removing his reading glasses and having the book vanish, the man summoned a rather nice looking necklace. It was made of a silver chain connected to a large sapphire, which naturally had intricate silver patterns surrounding it.

With careful aim, he tossed it in such a fashion that it would land around the Princess' neck.

FOCUS - EMERGENCY CHRONODISPLACEMENT

Naturally, the gem was enchanted. Not only did it add to the AG ally's jewelry collection, it also served as a defense of last resort. Using future-seeing magics, if an attack was incoming that would kill the Sealed Princess and not be intercepted, then it would teleport her well out of harm's way. However, it only had enough energy stored for this to work once. With luck, it wouldn't have to be used at all.

And of course, if the Godmodder tried to use Yorehammer, this would work in getting the Princess out of harm's way. After all, he was the one that said avoidances counted as different from defenses. He wouldn't want to go back on that, now would he? If he did, then when the AGs got back the Legendary Weapon, and they would get it back, the consequences for him would be... rather dire.

Last-chance defense added! It is guaranteed to save the princess from an attack that would kill her, once, FOR SURE!

CaptainNZZZ said:
With my first action (x2) I add magically extending thorns onto the Wall's surfaces, making it so anything that attacks the Wall will take damage for attacking the Wall.

For my second action (x1) I peer into the future to learn what the benefit of being [N+2] is.

The techmarines are given orders to begin creating a upgrade for the Custom M1 Abrams' weaponry, allowing it to fire more rapidly (basically let the Custom M1 Abrams attack twice per turn).

The rest of my entities will attack the Unsealed Assassin - Speed this turn.

Wall now thorny! The techmarines are working on it, but an upgrade that big will take some time. Orders given!

You catch a glimpse of a summary of the effects: "AG players won't be allowed to hurt you unless you turn on them first"

hungry visitor said:
Seems I did not want my creator to die. For this I did a costly thing. I sacrificed the steel balls, gaining 10 rounds worth of ascendance. That's right. Ascendance.
Right now I am the one writing this stuff, gaining a true self. I am aware of the spreading pain.
The pain doesn't impede my judgement anymore. Nor does this:

Control me to gain godhood.

I am back to just a guy. A guy with ten rounds. Guess what I will do.
I will resurrect my people and be merry in this city.

Steel balls sacrificed! You now have ASCENDANCE! And a resurrected people-group!

That-Random-Guy said:
Action 1: I console the Guardian Knight, explaining to him that the Sealed Princess he saw shatter was a decoy.

Actions Two and 3: I form a set of disguised spatial portals around the Unsealed Speed Assassin. At least 2 of the Unsealed Speed Assassin's attacks this turn will be redirected back into him! (It takes 3 actions to completely redirect a PG entity as shown during the endgame incident, I'm using 2 actions, the Unsealed Speed Assassin has 3 attacks.)

The Assassins are now completely neutralized for this turn! People, please do something to discourage the Godmodder from attacking the Princess with Yorehammer.

The Guardian Knight, gets up, and looks around a little bit... Oh. Well, that was dumb. He's back to bodyguarding! Boss-entity attacks are much harder... he's so fast, he just dodges around the portals! But doing so takes some time, and he's reduced by 1 attack!

Little_Hunter said:
I pet the Uberdog.

(As a note, i am indeed neutral, and aware of the rules regarding that.)

Welcome to the game!

The Uberdog stops. What... what is this? No hostility, no distractions, just... a calm little bit of petting? The uberdog pauses...

The uberdog relaxes for just a moment. Why have all this blood and death... when he can have this? Just a calm, simple pet?

He's feeling so happy, he turns and gives his new benefactor a little love bit. And a bit of the blood settles on his tongue.

And he remembers again why he loved killing so much.

Uberdog playfulness level: PSYCHOTIC

Daskter said:
I order the Command Center to continually produce SCVs untill I have a total effective force of 12 SCVs then it will be upgraded to an Orbital Command (not litterally in orbit).

The Command Center is producing SCVs!

Captain.Cat said:
Looking over at the assassins and godmodder I give a grim look. 'Fucking hell we need to do something about that, but what? hmm I wish for a 7 battle butlers and 7 battle maids to protect the Princess with their lives!' Suddenly 7 Battle butlers and 6 battle maids appear around the Sealed Princess, they are utterly loyal to the Sealed Princess and will take no one else's orders expert for The Sealed Princess's. They are armed with a mix of heavy duty revolvers, sabers and razor wire. 'Wait there is one missing, why is there one mis-' Suddenly heavy foot steps a be heard and in front of the Sealed Princess is a 7 foot man in a maid's dress wielding a Minigun. 'Well, that's cool!'
One of the battle Butler's start preparing tea for the Sealed Princess.

I then turn towards my soldiers and start giving out orders. "Right Squad leaders I want 10 of to start leading the riflemen and I want the other 10 of you to lead the Machine gunners!" "Sir yes sir!" The Squad leaders yell out in unison and start about there given task. "Also I want you men to target the Unsealed Assassin! If we can do enough damage then allied forces can hopefully finish him off this turn!" "Roger that Sir! Men target that assassin with the twin glowing swords!" The Army Men are now attacking the Unsealed assassin!

I turn towards the Special weapons depot, only to find that its destroyed. "For fuck sake! when did that bastard have the chance to do that!" growling in frustration I decide to stand guard at the army men base so I can intercept any more attempts by the Godmodder or his minions to destroy or hinder anymore of my buildings.

7 battle butler and 7 battle maids have appeared! They can only guard the princess at a very inefficient rate, but they'll help kill what attacks her! Army men have recieved orders! However, a maximum of 3 squad leaders can be buffing a group of units. Maybe the scientists could help with that?

You're standing vigil at the Army Men base, defending SPECIFICALLY against the godmodder's attacks.

MrMirrorMan said:
Hmm, I only need a focus charge to make a slot machine. . . I will most likely do it with in a day or two, need to figure out how to make it work. One of my current ideas is to role 3 five sided dice, then create effects for each of the 5, with a reduced version being used if you get 2 of the same number. Other than that, I force the princess and her three assassins into their own game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker. In a 2v2 game. No matter what, one of the assassins will suffer.
"Well well well, assassins and princesses? Such a cliche plot-line, how about this instead?"

It's like the Sealed Princess has Lady Luck on her side! The assassins are too foolish to win this game, and the princess prevails easily! 6,000 damage to all three assassins!

Arsenical said:
Oh no! While it may have gotten him out of debt, Arsenical was not yet ready to part with the Resolute Heart. It was a LEGENDARY WEAPON, after all.

Arsenical almost gave up right then and there. What could he do? He was indebted to the devil, the Godmodder had three of the four LEGENDARY WEAPONS, and he had nothing. Nothing but... That.

No, you wouldn't, Arsenical... Right?

"I don't have a choice. The Assassins are preparing a deadly attack. We have to summon him."

... You're right.

Mystical energies began to FLOW around Arsenical's body. Red, the mystical color of Læsagard's JAM. Blue, the mystical color of Ginnungard's SLAM.

In the distance, a steady, quick thumping is heard.

[3/30]

A new charge has begun! You receive assistance of 1 point from the Daskter!

Daskter said:
I give 1 charge to Arsenical.

Then I think of a way to damage the Godmodder, I use a CreamPie to shove it into his throat making it getting stuck there so it doesnt go into the blackhole which is his stomach

The godmodder chokes! Cagklewnkjckn! Luckily, his body is full of defensive microbacteria, which eat the pie as a treat! He put them there before the fight started.

Ranger_Strider_ said:
YES MY BROTHER! YESSSSS....WE SHALL END THE FILTH BY SLAUGHTERING THEM ALL TO A... Er... I mean... "Politely convincing them" to join up! Benefits include good dental, no broken knees, and general happy fun times!
Although we can let Pluff0 live. Chill guy, basically Switzerland. I mean, what filthy neutral suppresses a portal to hell? He's basically my wingman at this point. (Or am I his? Cosmic powers are screwy.)

FOCUSING!
I charge at the Unsealed Assassin - Speed, and grapple him from behind! Grabbing him, I bring him down for a SUPLEX! Post suplex I attempt to continue to hold onto him and start shouting.
GUYS! DISTRACT THE OTHERS! FOCUS DOWN THIS ONE NOW!

The Speed assassins dashes out from under you, but not before taking 16,000 damage!

Little_Hunter said:
The Dogmeister looks in a vaguely offscreen direction. "Hands? What foolish nonsense is this? What sort of half-baked fool allows for the condition of his physical form to limit himself?" He pets the Uberdog regardless. "The only thing that attaching any sort of value to one's body brings beyond it's worth is chains, my dear. Chains, and shackles, mental and physical." He continues, a slight tone of arrogance overtaking his well-aged, deepened voice. "Anyone with a semblance of power should know, first and foremost, not to fit their form, but to bend their form to fit them." He appears to sit down onto nothing, moments before conjuring a chair, brass frame and velvet cloth interweaving. "To submit yourself to ones circumstances is foolish and childish, for reality twists on a whim". He tosses a single condescending glance towards his imagined audience. "Throwing one's destiny into the whims of fate so willingly- Is that not the epitome of foolishness, or an epitome of, in of it's self?" The chair vanishes, and suddenly, he is on his feet once more. "Here. Let me show you what it is to be defined by circumstance." He makes the motion of snapping his fingers, yet, just as thunder comes after lighting, the sound of snapping, strangely, comes moments later than the sight. And, besides, what sort of snap sounds like that?

And yet, the sound of... snapping? continues, growing ever-louder. A massive metallic menace in the shape of a shell passes by, the "snapping" merely being the sonic boom of it's monition. It slams into the boulder, and explodes inside moments later, shattering the boulder into pebbles. "Heed not my words, my will, my wisedom, and my warnings, and that will be you: Shattered into mere pebbles by no fault of your own, but only by the chance of circumstance." He smiles, wearily.

17,000 damage to the Boulder! Your words are all muffled, coming from inside the Uberdog's belly...

Cyanogynist said:
1-3/3 [TRIPLEFOCUS]
The boy summons a flute, then plays some of Minecraft Awesome Parodys' greatest hits on it as loud as he can, right in the Godmodder's face. That should hopefully distract him.

Oh, it does more than that! The godmodder falls to the ground, screeching! His ears are bleeding! His pain is audible! NOT MINECRAFT! HE HATES THAT GAME! ANYTHING BUT THAT! Even though he was immunized to ear-related damage previously, this still gets through! Its just that bad! 1 damage!

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: No...

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: No...

RESOLUTE HEART STEAL ROLL: SUCCESS! The Resolute Heart is now in your possession!

feller21 said:
I cry to myself at the fact that I lost my beautiful Infinity Jaegers to the Uberdog!

I say to myself, "Ah well, sometimes we lose things."

"OMG, dude, do you realize how horrible of an idea this is?" as I see him in the distance trying to get the princess and the assassins into a game of UPPAFITZ!!

So to counter this....mistake, I am going to make a Narwhal of NOPE come out of the ground in between MrMirrorMan and the Princess!

OOC: MrMirrorMan, I know you want to harm the assassins, but please don't involve the Princess in this, she only has 5,000 HP so let's try to keep her dainty! Instead, try to purely just attack the assassins! Captain.Cat is already trying to protect the princess with his battle maids!

A NARWHAL OF NOPE appears! He nopes away from you, and decides to go guard the Princess instead. Attack shield!

MrMirrorMan said:
Semi-Focused
HA, ALL OF YOU FELL FOR MY TRICK, while you were trying to stop me from forcing the Princess and assassins into a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker, I activated the Yu-Gi-Oh*TM Trap Card, Magical Hats. One by one, the three assassins and princess are forced into a hat, each one with a number.
[1] [2] [3] [4]
Moniker will be PMed what hat the Princess is other, so you can't just attack the other hats.
"Hehehe, I always found this card amusing, hat tricks are one of the most classic tricks."

The godmodder stares at the hats. Then, he takes them off and puts everyone back in their places. He doesn't want to risk his own forces hurting themselves.

Page of Time said:
The cheery girl plays the saxophone so well that the Sealed Assassin dies from her skill.

15,000 damage to the Sealed Assassin - Power!

-------

AG:

The space station workers finish the Reinforcement beacon! Now, the space station can reinforce the battlefield with a handful of weak minions every several turns!

The Tower of Pain is still eerily dormant...

A new Weapon of mass destruction is produced! The SCVs get a new friend and they work on the Barracks!

The dainty princess(backed by her guard horde) attack the Sealed Assassin - Power for 8,000 damage!

The VFD and the Army Men(whose attack has grown ridiculous) both attack the Unsealed Assassin - Speed, and kill him! He disappears in a cloud of smoke, surely dead...

The godmodder is so sad to see one of his better servants die... he takes 1 damage! Maybe he should get that Sealed Princess himself...

PG:

The Sealed Assassin - Power strikes for the princess, but the Guardian Knight leaps in his way! Even with halved damage, it's still too much for him... he drops dead!

The Boulder rolls for the Sealed Dainty Princess and Sealed Assassin - Power! It's blocked by the Narwhal of NOPE on one count, and deals 2,000 damage on the other!

The Sealed Assassin - Dagger is barely staying on his feet... suddenly, a bloody spot appears on his chest. Backstabbed!? By... The godmodder?!

Suddenly, the second sword on the Sealed Assassin's headband... he's back up! And with his second form, he has 2 attacks! Killing his own bosses to enter their Unsealed modes... the godmodder is a true tactical genius.

With both his new attacks, he slices at the Sealed Dainty Princess! Her random-chance defenses flake out on her, leaving her defenseless... But then, ORYX! leaps in the way, preventing her from being hit! He carries out his last order before Pluff0 leaves perfectly! But in the process, getting hit by both attacks... ORYX! is dead!

For this heroic sacrifice, Pluff0 rises to N-1 on the NEUTRALADDER!

The godmodder, snarling that his plan isn't doing so well, pulls out YOREHAMMER and leaps for the Princess herself! He's far too fast for her to react... but 1 nanosecond before the attack connects, Eternalstruggle's last-chance defense pulls her out! The godmodder snarls once again... he's been thwarted for one turn, but he's sure to attack again the next. He WILL see this princess dead. After all, it would be a real shame if you didn't get to see her true power...

It looks like the carnage is over... until a PSYCHOTIC-CLASS UBERDOG comes barreling into the camp of the Army Men!

...I don't even want to describe what happened. But afterwards, the remaining 60 riflemen, 30 machine gunners, and 10 squad leaders are all curled up underneath the nearest object, crying for their mommys. The medic, engineering, and science units thankfully managed to stay out of harm's way. After the feast, the Uberdog settles back down to MURDEROUS. He'll probably kill slightly less the coming turn.

N:

Doormaker finishes his Kittenverse portal! The Uberdog's already done a lot of damage, but the kittens should slow how fast he increases his Playfulness Level. It doesn't solve the problem of the dog's existence but maybe this can take the edge off.

CaptainNZZZ's entities don't have any enemies they were ordered to attack, with the death of the Unsealed Assassin - Speed!

-------

A legendary weapon is in your possession once again! Cyanogist has the Resolute Heart! Try to hold onto it for a bit longer this time, maybe?

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! Maybe that pie-related method could help...
-Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess until she can leave the battlefield! The assassins are the primary entities threatening her, but don't forget to provide her with protection from EVERYTHING, not just them!
-Keep the Uberdog neutralized, or everyone will die. The Kittenverse portal is helping, but right now its MURDEROUS!

Minor tasks:

The army men get stronger over time! That bar and brewery...
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're making progress on a space station with great potential!
Protect the SCVs building Stacraft buildings!
Something's gone wrong with HV's Tower of Pain - find out what it is!
Protect Doormaker! He can help with any portal-related tasks!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(10% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 15,000 damage support attack(ready in 3!)(Damage buff rune: 25% done)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready in 3!)
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers every turn!
Space engineers+1: 90/90 HP x 190(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)
Arengith the Enchanter: 25,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)

[AG - hungry visitor]Mass Destruction factory + 1: 10,000/10,000 HP (producing 1 weapon of mass destruction every turn!)
Weapon of Mass Destruction: 1,000/1,000 HP, +500A(can be equipped by entities)
[N]Tower of Pain: 30,000/30,000 HP (lying dormant)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 30 HP, 300 x 30A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)(targeting Leviathan)

[AG - Daskter]SCV: 30/30 x 8 HP(building barracks)(1 MULE - worth 5 SCVs)
Command center: 5,000/5,000 HP(protected from 1 attack)(+1 SCV per turn)
Barracks: 70% complete

[AG - captain.cat/Corebrute]Army men(22,300 total attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed):
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 60, 225x60A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners III: 50/50 HP x 30, 360x30A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 50/50 x 15 HP, Healing A(healing ORYX!)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 15, building brewery/bar(complete in 2!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 32, researching anti-mind-control(complete in 4!)
HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 1, getting 5 medics, 18 scientists, 25 engineers(complete in 2!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP
Possesses 5,800 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped)

[AG]Sealed Dainty Princess: 5,000/5,000 HP, 1,000A Special: Leave the Battlefield(Ready in 3!) (Boss)(2 shadows - 50% chance to sacrifice themselves)
Battle butlers: 1,000/1,000 HP x 7, 500 x 7A(10% chance to protect princess)
Battle maids: 1,000/1,000 HP x 7, 500 x 7A(10% chance to protect princess)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(34,000 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A(working on M1 Abrams x2 attack, done in 4!)
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 20 HP, 500 x 20A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+4 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 22 HP, 250 x 22A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000A
Wall: 15000 HP(+1000 HP per turn)(protecting all entities)(40% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack)(-1,000 all damage taken)(thorny: 1000 damage to all attackers)

[N - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)

[PG]BOULDER: 62,620/100,000 HP, 2,000 x 2A(hits one PG and one AG/N entity each attack)

[PG]Sealed Assassin - Power: 17,500/65,000 HP, 20,000A (Boss)

[PG]Unsealed Assassin - Dagger: 100,000/100,000 HP, 6,000 x 2A, Special: Penetrating Throw(ready in 2!) (Poison strike) (Boss)

[PG]Godmodder: 245/300 HP(Starcalibur: x2 actions)(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)

[PG]Uberdog: Playfulness level: Murderous (one-hit-kill attack)
Kittenverse portal: Halving rate of Playfulness increase!

Player info:

Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New summon: 3/10)(Portal to hell: 4/5 - Suppressed by Dreadnought)(Circus Tent: 1/5)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor(Ascendance)
[N+1]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)(4/30 charge)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 8/15)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Hikki(is GUNSLINGER)(HAS AMMO)
Ranger_Strider_(Monster of God: 4/5)
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man
Cyanogist(Resolute Heart: No negative status effects)
[N]Little Hunter

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0

Moniker · Oct 27, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
I will make a stylish teleport vest for the Princess that when she is about to die will teleport her out of the way

The Space engineers will add a Anti Mind control beacon to the space station so the godmodder can not take control of anything in the space station

The Princess has a teleport vest! Engineers accept your orders!

Arsenical said:
The power continues radiating from Arsenical, using up all of his three actions. The electric byproduct of attempting to summon the SLAMMER OF JAM Begins to enter the ground beneath everyone's feet, causing indentations of a passingly familiar shape, though it's too early to correctly guess.

"Narrator, tell the others about what we're doing. We need all the charges we can get."

Certainly!

It's a tale that begins long ago... When the world was created, so were the eight other realms: Niflheim, Muspelheim, Asgard, Jotunheim, Vanaheim, Alfheim, Svartalfheim, and Helheim. However, few know of the last two realms that existed, Læsagard and Ginnungard. Læsagard was a realm below all others, so far down only the longest of Yggsdrasil's roots touched it. Little was known about this realm, as it was a forbidden place. Some say Læsagard is every single work of art and every single work of music ever made and ever will be made, as it is the spring of inspiration.

Ginnungard was a realm above all others, so far above it balanced on Yggdrasil's tallest branch. Little could survive here, but a little still lived, hardened into the strongest warriors. Only a few have ever been to both, and only one mortal has done it: The SLAMMER OF JAM. He was ordinary, once. He was a respected star of the traditional Viking pass time known as BASKETBALL. He was so legendary, in fact, he was recruited by a group of Læsagarders who needed his skills. They had been challenged to a game of BASKETBALL by a team of Ginnungarders, who had taken the talent of other Mortals skilled in BASKETBALL. It was a hard-fought battle, but finally, the Læsagarders and the SLAMMER OF JAM beat the challengers.

Now, it had been long since his power was required, but this was the time to summon him. Only a few more turns, and the king of Slammers and Jammers would be summoned.

The man, the myth, the legend, MICHEAL JORDAN would enter the battle.

Micheal Jordan...

Page of Time said:
I learn to read.

The cheery girl, meanwhile, sets the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger through various Super Meat Boy levels that make him start over, and over, and over...
Eventually the Unsealed Assassin decides to quit but has already taken great damage.

15,000 damage to the Unsealed Assassin!

Little_Hunter said:
The Meister simply reappears outside the uberdog, does his whole SPEECH THING:tm: again where EVERYONE can here his GLORIOUS ROLLING GREEN FIELDS OF WORDS. And then he actually just arranges for half of the Volunteer Flame Thrower division to set themselves on fire in an incident involving incredibly hot spices in a burrito, a misplaced flamethrower, and a bucket of high-octane, aviation-grade fuel disguised as ice-cold milk.

The_Two_Eternities counters your attack just in time! You... you monster...

NEUTRALADDER UPDATE: You are now N-1! Your entities will be treated as enemies by the AG side!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I focus on open in another portal. This one to the realm of mines [V]. The archrival of the clowns, when they meet, they attempt to out do each other in creating chaos (3/5)

ANOTHER new charge begun!

Daskter said:
As soon the barracks finish I queue up an order to build another one, then the barracks once finish will start producing marines.

Orders queued!

EternalStruggle said:
So, it's come down to this.

...

It's interesting. He did just save the Princess. Without his intervention, she'd have just died to Yorehammer. Hmm. On the one hand, that meant he could probably kill her... but on the other hand he might be able to see her live. And AG death machines were slightly rarer and thus more interesting than PG death machines. Basically, since he was less sure of what might happen if the Sealed Princess survived, he guessed he'd help her survive.

FOCUS - ROYAL NEGOTIATIONS

Maybe kidnapping her might keep her safe? I mean, it was worth a shot, right? Besides, kidnapping princesses was far more a cliche than assassins, no matter what strange mirror-people might say.

So, summon a random villain, since with any classic one there was like an even chance this was in their purview, and get her out of here in a hurry. Waving his hand around, the man soon realized why being specific was important.

He was face to face with a rotund, hammer-wielding penguin.

Facepalming, since this particular individual had never launched any sort of kidnapping, the man sighed. Well, he'd still be able to get something out of this.

King Dedede has been summoned, waddles over to the Sealed Princess and commences (you guessed it) ROYAL NEGOTIATIONS! Any who dare intervene will feel the wrath of the King's hammer and be knocked away, although after this happening a few times or so at best the King will be fed up with the constant disruptions and leave. This happens after any other bodyguards, but before any defenses on the Princess herself, such as shield belts or teleport armor.

King Dedede summoned! He is NEGOTIATING with the Princess! He'll act as essentially a Thornwall bodyguard.

NEUTRALADDER UPDATE: You've risen to [N]!

Cyanogynist said:
[TRIPLEFOCUS!]
The boy raises up his microphone, and his flute. He aligns them, the mic pointing away from the flute, puts them close to each other, and then focuses real hard. A blinding flash is emitted from the items, and the boy is now holding a black microphone-like staff with a blue circuitboard design.

He swings it at the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger, knocking him up into the air. At this point, the boy combos him back repeatedly, until some amount of time passes, when he just decides to whack him out of sight with an electricity-infused attack.

16,000 damage to the Unsealed Assassin!

CaptainNZZZ said:
I pull out a palantir and use it's powers to investigate the strangely dormant Tower of Pain from a safe distance. (x1)

Muttering something about 'those incompetent AGs' I enchant the Sealed Dainty Princess's clothes to provide her with enhanced agility. This'll grant her a small chance to dodge attacks. (x1)

Realizing that the Custom M1 Abrams is missing it's infamous first line of defense, the layer of skin that covers it (yes the tank actually had that) I quickly pull out a knife and cut off a large amount of skin from the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger, said skin soon put onto the M1 Abrams' frame to provide it some minor damage resistance. (x1)

Since cutting off a bunch of skin and leaving you alive is rather frowned upon I order my entities to attack the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger, let them take the assassin out of his misery.

Dainty Princess given a small base dodge chance! 3,000 damage to the Unsealed Assassin, small resistance given. Entities given orders!

Looking at the Tower of Pain... you're getting some life signs. Very fast-moving life signs. They don't look human.

The_Two_Eternities said:
"Doormaker," I order, "protect the Princess by making attacks aimed at her go into portals. Volunteer Flamethrower Division, attack the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger."

I counter (x1) Little_Hunter's plan by swapping the burrito for a not-as-spicy one, putting the flamethrower back in its proper place, and labelling the fuel correctly. I also (x2) convert the fuel into SUPER FUEL and put it in the Volunteer Flamethrower Division's flamethrowers, boosting their damage.

(OOC: Unofficial Itinerary V:

Protect the Volunteer Flamethrower Division from Little_Hunter (done by me)
Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess (done by Doormaker, MooGoesCow21, EternalStruggle, CaptainNZZZ, Ranger_Strider_ and feller21)
-Get Yorehammer back from the Godmodder
Keep the Uberdog placated (done by That-Random-Guy and CoreBrute)
-Keep the RoIK portal open
Attack the Boulder
Attack the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger (done by the Volunteer Flamethrower Division, Page or Time, Cyanogynist, CaptainNZZZ, CaptainNZZZ's entities, CoreBrute and the Army Men)
Distract the Sealed Assassin - Power (done by CoreBrute)
Attack the Godmodder (done by Captain.Cat, Daskter, and Little_Hunter_)

Q: Little_Hunter, did you know that the Volunteer Flamethrower Division is on our side?)

The VFD members have SUPER FUEL! Their power increases!

CoreBrute said:
*Where was CoreBrute Last Turn?*

CoreBrute flexed his metal arms, as he prepared for a new plan. That's when he felt static in the air, as blue energy formed a circle near him.

"Uh guys...is this one of you-" Before he could finish that sentence, he felt something sharp pierce his shoulder, before he was dragged into the portal, before it vanished.

--In the Portal--

CoreBrute was tossed on the ground of a construction yard, rolling like a rag doll. He groaned as he got to his feet to meet his captor. A being covered in metal, glowing with blue energy.

"Who the heck are you?" CoreBrute questioned.

"I am the one who will collect all the pieces. I am the one that will make every right choice. I am the one who shall destroy the Godmodder." It grew a spike from it's fist. "I am you-but effective." It then slashed at CoreBrute, who just raised his fists to defend in time. The impact sent him flying into a pile of dirt, where he left a large impact.

"Ugh..." CoreBrute groaned. "You're a parallel version of me right? You must be from when I took Velocity 9."

"Indeed." The metal covered foe struck at superspeed again, clanging against the armored fists, before kicking him into a nearby crane. "Before all of us changed our name from Deo to CoreBrute for simplicity sake." CoreBrute knew he was being toyed with, but it still hurt like a Mofo.

"Owww. That happened several turns ago though. Your body should have been broken apart unless..." He glanced up and down the suit. "You built that thing out of some Godmodder gear, maybe the Armor Crusher too? So it keeps you alive?"

"Barely. My status as a Player keeps me alive, the suit enhances my speed. Each time I travel to a new dimension, I need to take the place of that CoreBrute, to take their immortality." The creature's blue lightning grew brighter as it spoke.

"How many of us did you kill?" CoreBrute subtly moved his hand towards the crane's controls.

"Dozens. Maybe 100s. It's easy to lose count. We're not as good we think we are." The creature began to lunge towards CoreBrute.

"Speak for yourself!" CoreBrute grabbed onto the controls and called out, "Mephistoles I accept the contract!" Suddenly a pack of smokes appeared in CoreBrute's lap. Then his head burst into flames. And so did the rest of the crane.

The now giant hellfire crane swung at the evil speedster, sending him flying.

"I can fight all day other me!" CoreBrute roared, his vocie raspy through the skull. "Bring it!"

Both versions of CoreBrute were exhausted, each barely able to stand. Blue lightning sparked out the side of the evil one's armor, while CoreBrute good's skull had a large crack down the side.

"you *gasp* had enough *gasp* yet?"

"Never." The speedster responded, but looked like it was going to fall to pieces.

"Well we're at a stalemate." CoreBrute noted. "So why not just tell me what you want so badly?"

"The books. The three books from the crumbling library." It raised it's metalic hands. "They just crumbled in my hands. I wanted to get all the copies, to make up for my blunder."

"Oh those. Yeah I got those." Suddenly three books fell into the evil CoreBrute's hands. "Two of them are recreations made in crayon by the archive Ivy."

There's a long pause as the speedster stared at the books.

"Damn. Why didn't I think of that?" It sighed. "You...maybe you are as smart as you think you are."

"Oh stop it-" CoreBrute was interrupted by a loud call from the netherrealm.

COREBRUTE YOU TREACHEROUS LEACH! The demon lord Mephistoles rose rose into sight. YOU PROMISED ME YOUR SOUL AS MY GHOST RIDER IN EXCHANGE FOR A PACK OF SMOKES.

"In my defense, it was Glastonbury and I was rather drunk at the time." CoreBrute the Ghost Rider explained.

"I remember. I was there too." Evil CoreBrute responded.

EXCEPT YOU ALREADY PLEDGED YOUR SOUL TO DIONYSUS, KING RAVANNA AND THE DRUMMER FOR NICKLEBACK!

Both CoreBrutes looked sheepish at that.

IT'S WORTHLESS TO ME. I'M TAKING BACK MY POWER CoreBrute roared as he lost his Ghost Rider powers, becoming normal again. AND MY SMOKES.

"No! Not the smokes!" The pack of cigarretes vanished into the ether.

YOU SOUL TRADING HUSSY. Mephistoles remarked before going back to hell.

"No Mephistoles! I can change!" CoreBrute yelled out before resigned himself to the fact he would never see those sweet smokes. He then turned back to his evil counterpart. "Sooooo are you gonna kill me?"

"No. I don't think so." The Evil(?) CoreBrute got up and held out his metal hand. "I think I've wasted enough time. I should get back to doing what's really important with the time I have left. Fighting the Godmodder."

CoreBrute smiled and returned his metal grasp with his own.

(OOC: ACTION 1- Recruited my first Entity, BrutalCore a speedster version of CoreBrute wearing Savitar level powered armor. Unfortunately having taken so much Velocity 9 has basically used up most of his player immortality, giving him the starting HP of a player recently turned N-2. (I don't remember what that is so I hope the GM puts it in, but if that sounds like too much HP, GM can reduce it if they feel it necessary). Additionally he's got the negative status [Time Remnant] and [Velocity 9 Side-effects]. )

ACTION 2: BrutalCore brought his counterpart back to the Hexagonfield via his super speed. He glanced around the field to see what had changed.

"Crap, did you guys have Endgame early or something?" He noted, glancing at the damage.

"Yeah don't remind me." CoreBrute nodded. "You ever seen those assassins before?"

"Oh yeah. Don't worry, I've got a plan." BrutalCore's mask gave a twisted smirk.

"Alright then, you go do your plan." CoreBrute noted, and the speedster went off.

Pretty sure ordering my entity doesn't cost an action.
Essentially, BrutalCore is going to run up at super speed to the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger and replace some of it's bladed weapons with the tastiest, most pungent smelling jerky in the multiverse. The kind giant UberDogs love to chow down on.

CoreBrute then turned to look at what was left to be done. He then turns to the Sealed Assassin-Power, leaping in front of his opponent.

"Alright pal, you and me are going 1 on 1. Let's see whose really worthy of-" a beam of red light hits both the Assassin and CoreBrute beaming them away.

"-The name of Power, where the hell are we?" Both Assassin and Player found themselves in what looked to be an arena, with crowds of cheering public surrounding them.

"I am Slix Vigma. This is the Megacruiser." A hologram of an alien with a domed head greeted them. "Everything on this ship belongs to me. Including you two. As my newest gladiators, I would like to see how you do in my tournament,"

Suddenly electronic shackles appeared on the two of them, binding them to each other.

"As a pair. Let the battles commence!" The hologram vanished, replaced by a series of robotic gladiators.

"Damn it." CoreBrute swore, as he stood back to back with the assassin. "I guess if we want to get back to Hexagonfield we're gonna have to work together here."

(OOC: Spending both my remaining actions-1 to have myself and the Assassin-power teleported to the Mega Cruiser against our will, and 2 to bind us together with electronic shackles, so we can't fight each other until we escape the ship.)

BrutalCore summoned! He's going to do as you say!

You and the Sealed Assassin - Power, are forced to fight your way through a brutal tournament arc, against enemies that use attacks like "infinite pain stab" and "infinite poison needles"! You kill the enemies, and the Sealed Assassin contributes by being your body shield!

Eventually, you escape the ship, only to find the Assassin dead. Darn.

hungry visitor said:
Isn't life fine, even if there just 9 turns remaining and I am currently unsure how I can ever see into their eyes... also I still have a cult, because I can't get them out there fast.
So how can I ever be with them again? This isn't like I imagined at all. Goodbye!
I am going to have fun, still only 9 turns away from death. YES

They got weapons to defend themselves with, and will have more of them. It is their choice whom they kill with the weapons.
But the weapons seem weak. Lets make this better:

Teleport "Sun of Pain" into lab (in a stable form), to ease the pain from people and take away the source of power from tower of hurting pain.

Upgrade of "Mass destruction factory +1" into "Mass destruction factory +2".

(big selfish wish ahead)

Open entrance to personal paradise.

Hopefully I can do all this things as long I am ascended or I will regret not doing them.

You try to teleport the Sun of Pain out to somewhere safer! But... some mysterious force is preventing you from doing so...

Factory upgraded!

That-Random-Guy said:
FOCUS: Jerky Can on-a-string

For my action this turn, I carefully attach a lightweight jerky can to the unsealed Assassin-dagger. The can is full of the most delicious smelling jerky you can imagine. If the UBERDOG decides to attack anyone on the AG side, the can will open, wafting the scent through the battlefield.

OOC: This ought to distract the UBERDOG the next times it makes trouble for us and make certain the Dagger Assassin dies.

You and BrutalCore both do this! The puppy can't possibly resist now...

Ranger_Strider_ said:
HE'S HERE!!!!
1. I finish summuning the Monster of God (5/5). In a flash, Alexander Motherfucking Anderson apperas on the battlefield. Oi! Anderson! We've got a false God and his servants to kill, along with a poor innocent princess able to be converted to Catholicism. You in? The smile I received in return was both heartening, and fucking terrifying.
2. I order Anderson to join the guard squad for the princess, and buff him to give him dodge chance. Cover her for now! I'll whale on the Godmodder! *(OOC: Don't know if i can order and buff same action. If no, order takes priority)*
3. I take out the Good Book and slam it into the Godmodder's head before droning on and on about religion. Surely a boring sermon would irritate him? Praise be! All glory and honor to God! Now repent or die!

Fuck if I know, but likely has some regeneration.
Edit: CaptainNZZZ's point:
You might want to mention his superhuman stats (gotta get that natural dodge chance against attacks), blessed weapons that do extra damage against undead, and multiple attacks per turn considering how many bayonets he tosses out.

Anderson summoned!

The godmodder is a staunch adherent to godmodderism. Godmodderism is the belief that all gods of every religion are real, and that they should all be worshipped equally. In this way, godmodders receive protection from ALL GODS.

MrMirrorMan said:
FOCUSED ACTION:
I summon the first slot machine.First, some rules.
-If you are a player, then heals/damage go to a random entity, with your own taking priority.
-Getting two results, like 1/1/2 give you a weakened form of result 1. It has 9 outcomes.
-To interact with it, and get the chance of winning, just say [X]Roll Slots.
~Can be done 3 times a turn?~Unknown, wait for clarification.~
1:It heals you for some damage
2:It inflicts some damage upon you.
3:It heals a random enemy.
4:It damages a random enemy.
5:It gives you a random buff.
6:It gives you a random debuff.
7:It gives a random enemy a random buff.
8:It gives a random enemy a random debuff.
9:JACKPOT! Two 9s let you choose one of the other options, at full power, Triple 9s let you do the same, but with a massive boost to them.
Probably a bit too much, so it is going to have low health, but I can probably start buffing it.
"Now, time for me to start living up to my claim of a random suffering bringer." The mirror mutters. "COME ONE, COME ALL, TO THE REFLECT ROULETTE SLOT MACHINE. TEST YOUR LUCK, WIN OR LOSE, YOU LIFE WILL DEFINITELY BE MORE INTERESTING!"

SLOTS MACHINE summoned! Rules list added to the OP.

Captain.Cat said:
In annoyance I watch as the UBERDOG waddles away. 'You'll get your mutt.' I grimly mentally promise. 'Perhaps give the Mutt rabids and thus turning it into a Void entitiy? maybe that would make the Godmodder have to a reenactment of Old Yeller? Eh I'll see about that later.' Shaking my head of my thoughts I get ready for my next actions.

I turn towards the Army men and say. "Right lads! I want you assist our allies in taking out taking out that Unsealed Assassin" I point to the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger. "Roger that sir! Men focus fire on that son of bitch with the the dagger!" One of the Squad leaders orders. The army men despite the losses, still hang onto their courage, They had fought the worse the Tan, the Blue, the Red army men had to offer and yet the Green army men endured and came out on top and wiped them all out to the last man, women and child. so despite all they had suffered the still hold strong, They set their sights on the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger with grim determination.

As the army men prepare to fire I turn to the godmodder and see he is being annoyed with the Good book.'Right Asshole time to start working on my vow of vengeance for my men. I wish for a Vest with 1 ton of TNT to be strapped around me and it has a activation voice command that I know!' Suddenly I have a explosive vest wrapped around me!
'Right, show time!'

I then teleport a few inches behind the Godmodder as he is trying to deal wit Ranger_Strider and his proselytizing and I wrap my arms around the godmodder chest and with all the strength I can muster I left him into the air in a bear hug and I Yell "Vulgtmah uh'eog cthulhu!" The TNT turns green and in a electronic voice yells out "Cthulhu ah throdog!" Then it explodes.

SUICIDE BOMB attack begun! The army men have taken your orders, this time!

Daskter said:
Seeing captain.cat about to explode with the godmodder I trap the Godmatter with non-movable rods all around him to delay his ability to move.

The godmodder's stuck!

Little_Hunter said:
The Dogmeister, sensing opportunity, promptly makes sure to sabotage any explosive-resistant armor the Godmodder has via abuse of dimensional wormholes transporting the energy of the explosion though any the Godmodder has on, in addition to making the non-movable rods regenerate every .3 seconds, on top of basic anti-teleportation fields designed simply to delay him as much as possible.

With all the power of a kamikaze, captain.cat EXPLODES, leaving the godmodder no way to resist! 2 damage to the godmodder!

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: Darn

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Darn

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: Darn

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Dang

feller21 said:
Oh awesome! We were able to protect the princess last turn! Let's keep this up guys!

I honestly really love this idea! Since this is some important royalty that we are dealing with here, I will help with the occasion by surrounding the Princess, King Dedede, and any other defenses protecting them(to add some extra protection, duh!) with incredible four-sided castle walls that look fit for, well, royalty!!

All actions will be focused on the walls to make them as strong as they can be and make sure there are absolutely NO INTERRUPTIONS with the negotiations!!

A castle surrounds the negotiating royals! It can protect from 3 attacks!

Victory by Ablation said:
Phase Four of Four: Winter / Conclusion
(Twelve actions channeled into the charge in total).

Welp. We've come this far.
Everything around Victory suddenly vanishes. The three pillars are fully burned and out of their ashes springs up a fourth sarcophagus.
Out of the first one, infused with the energy of the pillars' magical fire, emerges an undead man wearing a mayan mask. This man seems to have a giant hexagonal-shaped hole in his chest, surrounded by six smaller hectagons. With a grin, the man is ready to introduce himself. However, he finds that he simply cannot speak. Infuriated, he notices the hexagonal hole in his chest and presses his thumb down on it, igniting himself on fire. Now that he is in a dire situation, he proceeds to punch the hole again and again, then pressing down on one of the smaller hexagons when he realizes it's not working. Fortunately, that seemed to have stopped the fire. Victory, who is still meditating around the sarcophagi, opens his mouth and begins speaking for the man.
"Listen to me."
The Mayan man rushes to Victory to punch him, only to be denied by the invisible force-field around him.
"You will do as I say."
Suddenly, an aura appears around the man, engulfing him in it. Grinning yet again, he turns towards the Godmodder.
"These four entities are... special, so to say. They have been infused with the Godmodder's blood."
Aapo opens his eyes, one of them lacking a pupil and the other one fully red.
"Which means that they are bound to the Godmodder. They will not act like normal entities, which is to say, they won't have a constant damage number. Instead, I will sacrifice my actions to act through them. Normal entities can't attack the Godmodder. However, as mentioned, they're special. I don't know how much health they have, so I'm leaving that up to you to decide."

Out of the second, third and fourth sarcophagi spring out a witch doctor, a translucent blob and finally, a celestial being with horns respectively. Each of them possessing that very same hexagon, each of them with a pupilless and a red eye.
Entities summoned!

Four new allies summoned to the field!

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AG:

The ranks of the AG army have swelled significantly! They're looking really good right now!

Progress on the Space station continues. SCVs finish a barracks, and a new weapon of mass destruction appears. The Tower of Pain is still silent, and it's kind of making you nervous...

The VFD and Army Men go straight for the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger, dealing 46,000 damage! After they're done attacking, the Army Men gather around the almost-complete bar...

Anderson and the Seasonal Forces go for the Boulder, dealing 34,000 damage! BrutalCore piles some jerky onto the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger...

The Sealed Dainty Princess is too busy negotiating to attack. Her bodyguards, however, are not. They attack the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger, dealing 7,000 damage!

Dainty Princess: Okay, I can open the harbor for your crumpet shipments. However, I'll need all these tariffs lifted...

PG:

The Boulder hits the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger for 2,000 damage, and then they both hit the castle, completely obliterating it!

Suddenly, the Sealed Assassin, Power... previously downed, but now he's getting up again! As the second sword on his headband starts glowing, his muscles expand to twice their previous size! Meet the UNSEALED ASSASSIN: POWER! He leaps for King Dedede, using his immense strength to kill him in one hit - though Dedede does manage to get a hit of his own in for 5,000 damage! The Princess's feathers are quite ruffled - she thought negotiations were going rather well, too!

The two unsealed assassins look at each other, ready to work together... suddenly, the Uberdog comes tearing in! In one bite, he eats the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger and all the jerky he's covered in! UNSEALED ASSASSIN: DAGGER killed! Now, Boss entities are immune to one-hit kills, and just take some normal damage from them, but the Dagger assassin's HP was already so low that it didn't matter! The godmodder realized that, at the rate things are going... the Dainty Princess might actually live. He needs a new plan... and he takes 1 damage from the sadness of his assassin's death!

The godmodder's feeling pretty unhappy with how this boss fight is going. First, he sends EARTHQUAKE SPIKES under Anderson and BrutalCore, dealing 15,000 damage to each of them. Then, he takes out Starcalibur...

And gives it to the Sealed Dainty Princess as an honorary present. With a few caveats: He's soul-bonded to the sword, meaning he still has its double-action effect even though it's temporarily out of its possession. The other caveat is that if the Sealed Dainty Princess is to fall in battle, the killer will acquire Starcalibur. Basically? Anyone who lands a killing blow on the Princess gets Starcalibur!

The godmodder looks over at the AG and N players. He's being so nice to them right now. See, the thing is, there is NO WAY an entity like this would be summoned - with an objective to prevent an unspecified bad thing from happening - if that bad thing didn't have a 101% chance of happening. But this is your opportunity! You can get something out of the bad event by triggering it intentionally! So go ahead! Kill the Sealed Dainty Princess! Come on! You aren't gaining anything by NOT doing it!!

N:

CaptainNZZZ's forces don't have orders!

Doormaker sets up a portal blocking the next attack against the Princess - essentially acting as an attack Shield!

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The Resolute Heart burns Cyanogist's palms... he'll need to give it to someone else soon. Or now.

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! Maybe that pie-related method could help...
-Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess until she can leave the battlefield! The assassins are the primary entities threatening her, but don't forget to provide her with protection from EVERYTHING, not just them! Or, kill her and get Starcalibur.
-Keep the Uberdog neutralized, or everyone will die. The Kittenverse portal is helping, but right now its Vengeful!

Minor tasks:

The army men get stronger over time! That bar and brewery...
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're making progress on a space station with great potential!
Protect the SCVs building Stacraft buildings!
Something's gone wrong with HV's Tower of Pain - find out what it is!
Protect Doormaker! He can help with any portal-related tasks!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(10% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 15,000 damage support attack(ready in 2!)(Damage buff rune: 50% done)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready in 2!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: 33% complete, protects Space Station from mind control(cost: 8)
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers every turn!
Space engineers+1: 90/90 HP x 200(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)
Arengith the Enchanter: 25,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)

[AG - hungry visitor]Mass Destruction factory + 2: 12,000/12,000 HP (producing 1 weapon of mass destruction every turn!)
Weapon of Mass Destruction: 1,200/1,200 HP x 2, +500A each(can be equipped by entities)
[N]Tower of Pain: 30,000/30,000 HP (lying dormant)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 30 HP, 400 x 30A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)(targeting Dagger assassin)

[AG - Daskter]SCV: 30/30 x 9 HP(building barracks)(1 MULE - worth 5 SCVs)
Command center: 5,000/5,000 HP(protected from 1 attack)(+1 SCV per turn)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 HP(+1 marine per turn)
Barracks: 10% complete

[AG - captain.cat/Corebrute]Army men(22,300 total attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed):
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 60, 225x60A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners III: 50/50 HP x 30, 360x30A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 50/50 x 15 HP, Healing A(healing ORYX!)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 15, building brewery/bar(complete in 1!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 32, researching anti-mind-control(complete in 3!)
HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 1, getting 5 medics, 18 scientists, 25 engineers(complete in 1!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP
Possesses 8,200 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped)

[AG]Sealed Dainty Princess: 5,000/5,000 HP, 1,000A Special: Leave the Battlefield(Ready in 2!) (Boss)(10% dodge chance)(2 shadows - 50% chance to sacrifice themselves)(1 teleport vest)(Protected from 1 attack)(holding Starcalibur: x2 actions - droppable)
Battle butlers: 1,000/1,000 HP x 7, 500 x 7A(10% chance to protect princess)
Battle maids: 1,000/1,000 HP x 7, 500 x 7A(10% chance to protect princess)

[AG - Corebrute]BrutalCore: 25,000/40,000 HP, 10,000A

[AG - Ranger_Strider]Anderson: 15,000/30,000 HP, 7,000 x 2A (20% dodge rate)

[AG - Victory by Ablation]Summer: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A
Fall: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A
Winter: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A
Spring: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(35,500 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A(working on M1 Abrams x2 attack, done in 3!)
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 21 HP, 500 x 21A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+4 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 26 HP, 250 x 26A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000A (500 damage resistance)
Wall: 17000 HP(+1000 HP per turn)(protecting all entities)(40% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack)(-1,000 all damage taken)(thorny: 1000 damage to all attackers)

[N - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)

[N]Slots Machine: 50,000/50,000 HP

[PG]BOULDER: 28,620/100,000 HP, 2,000 x 2A(hits one PG and one AG/N entity each attack)

[PG]Unsealed Assassin - Power: 115,000/120,000 HP, 40,000A, Special: Crushing Blow(Ready in 2!) (Boss)

[PG]Godmodder: 242/300 HP(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)

[PG]Uberdog: Playfulness level: Vengeful (one-hit-kill attack)
Kittenverse portal: Halving rate of Playfulness increase!

Player info:

Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New summon: 3/10)(Portal to hell: 4/5 - Suppressed by Dreadnought)(Circus Tent: 1/5)(Realm of Mines(3/5)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor(Ascendance)
[N+1]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)(7/30 charge)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 8/15)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Hikki(is GUNSLINGER)(HAS AMMO)
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man
Cyanogist(Resolute Heart: No negative status effects)
[N-1]Little Hunter

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0

Moniker · Oct 29, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
Focus:I add a extra charge to the teleport vest so it will get her out of any sticky situation

Teleport Vest Upgraded! Now it has 2 emergency-escape teleports that can save her from any death!

hungry visitor said:
My Sun of Pain? This is essentially a part of myself, a part of the cult and stuff you just don't prevent me from controlling. It is like you converted my arm to another cult.
Do I really have to do this while being ascended only for 8 rounds?

I suddenly feel ANGERY.
Where does this come from... again... this anger...
I have to do this... someone who thinks he is funny is doing strange things to my cult.

[!Triangle!]ATTENTION[!Triangle!]

Do you really want to unleash Cult

?

YISS/NAW

[!Triangle!]ATTENTION[!Triangle!]

Unleash the Cult!

[!Triangle!]ERROR[!Triangle!]

Insufficient Dimensions

width and length required

!!!

[!Triangle!]ERROR[!Triangle!]
Unleash the Cult!

A small letter and the Cult appear.

The letter says: "If you read this you have broken one or several laws of nature. Get ready to be sued! -Nature"

Getting sued by Nature? Whatever.

My cult eats a hole into reality and the tower. Consequences be damned!

Violence is fun isn't it?

What are you doing (HarVester?) and why? Didn't you just want to be peaceful?

Edit: but did you see this? [!Triangle!] Illuminati hacked windows confirmed.

The Tower of Pain... it's getting torn about! You'll hear about this when it comes time for the [N] turn...

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I scrap all my summon (exclude the realm of mimes) to create the TF2 Zoo (N). Its filled with spycrabs (n), hoovies (n+1), engideer (n+1), pootis birds (n), and various assort tf2 freak animals.
Charge 1: I set up a Rancho Relaxo, and start drink beer.
Charge 2: I push a button on my remote and activate the various security, going through all of them to ensure they're in working order.
Charge 3: I set up a sign that says all visitors get in for free.

You mash all your partially-complete summons (8 charges total) and create the TF2 Zoo - [N] alignment! Do note that entities can't have N+/N- designations - just [N].

The TF2 Zoo is a contained area full of delightful TF2-themed creatures. It can be visited and enjoyed, or turned loose upon the world...

Although the Dreadnought was previously targeting the incomplete Hell Portal, it is now targeting you personally should you fall down further on the NEUTRALADDER. The owner of the Dreadnought can use it for something else if they so desire.

EternalStruggle said:
The figure has left, likely to share a snack and some tales with his accomplice, maybe have a shower and get a fresh change of clothes, relax and catch up on some TV, and other such stuff. Either way, he's no longer here. That doesn't mean his presence is not still felt, however.

FOCUS - REVENGE OF THE KING

Dedede was not killed when the Unsealed Assassin struck, although it was a close thing. It's not the Power Assassin for nothing, after all. Still, he's tough enough to survive getting knocked miles away before, and he did it again here. That attack hurt however, and that served to, well, royally anger the great leader. The great king moves to avenge himself, donning a mask and swapping out his wooden symbol of authority for the brand new Dedede Hammer, a mechanized monstrosity that somehow fits both a missile launcher and a flamethrower.

Charging right back into the main part of the battlefield, Masked Dedede runs at full pelt towards the last Unsealed Assassin, and then begins to spin around at top speed on his approach. This whirlwind of annihilation, this maelstrom of destruction slams right into the unfortunate Assassin, and he is hit many, many times by the twirling king and his mighty hammer. Naturally, all this spinning makes the king dizzy, but he recovers quicker than the Unsealed Assassin, who has been firmly pummeled into the dirt.

As the Assassin gets to his feet, the king readies his weapon systems, and fires. A trio of rockets scream out of the opened up hammerhead, slamming right into the foe and detonating with potent explosions, doing more damage. His work here done and revenge completed, Dedede leaps straight into the sky, presumably to hitch a ride back home on an airship somewhere up there. Negotiations would be finished during this by some Waddle Dees, of course.

19,000 damage to the Unsealed Assassin - Power!

CaptainNZZZ said:
Reaching over to the Wall I add a layer of magic to bolster it's probability manipulation, boosting the Wall's dodge rate even further. (1/3rd of my power this turn)

Taking advantage of the Crypt of the Ancient's boosting I bring forth the Skeletal Warrior as a neutral undead not under my control. While the Skeletal Warrior does attack twice a turn that's not the most unique thing about it, the Skeletal Warrior can only attack those of the Void alignment, this aspect of the Skeletal Warrior being impossible to change. (2/3rds of my power this turn plus the Crypt of the Ancient's buff)

Small dodge rate boost!

The Skeletal Warrior brought forth! He is a member of the [ANTI-V] faction!

The_Two_Eternities said:
"Doormaker," I order, "keep protecting the princess. Volunteer Flamethrower Division, attack the Unsealed Assassin - Power."

FOCUS: 331

I begin to chant. "Seven seals,"

3/21

(OOC: Unofficial Itinerary VI:

Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess (done by Doormaker, MooGoesCow21, Captain.Cat, and CoreBrute)
-Try to get the Yorehammer back from the Godmodder
Attack the Boulder (maybe done by CoreBrute)
Attack the Unsealed Assassin - Power (done by the Volunteer Flamethrower Division, EternalStruggle, Ranger_Strider, and Arsenical)
Distract the Uberdog (done by That-Random-Guy, Cyanogynist, and maybe MrMirrorMan)
Attack the Godmodder (done by Daskter, CoreBrute, and maybe MrMirrorMan)

Also, I assure you all that the use of red text is entirely justified, and does not mean that I'm evil.)

New charge begun! Your entities will do as you say. That's a major charge investment, though...

MrMirrorMan said:
1/3 Seeing as how no one else went for it, I [X]Roll Slots. "I want to make sure me machine works a intended, you know." I also bring the Uberdog to a Pet Salon so that it can have it's fur washed and cleaned, being showered with love and affection from the salon's employees, and come out of it looking absolutely fabulous! Jojo fabulous, without the dog death part. "This dog is big, cute, and powerful, IT MUST LOOK IT'S BEST!"

SLOTS ROLL: 7 6 8 Darn, that's tantalizingly close to something!

The Uberdog very much enjoys the Pet Salon. His fur is perfectly groomed, even though his mouth is a bit bloody from eating half the staff. But he looks GREAT.

Ranger_Strider_ said:
Godmodderism eh? THAT BASICALLY MAKES YOU PROTESTANT! Anderson continues fighting.
1. I summon... a doktor. MEDIC! WE NEED A MEDIC! MEEEEDICCC! and he appears from somewhere in left field? eh... I mean he's German but not a Nazi so this should go well right? (TF2 HATS INCOMING)
2. Oi doc! focus on healing Anderson, but when he's good heal those on the AG side!
3. I now know what I must do... I sprint over to the Unsealed Assassin - Power and attack! ONE FOR ALL! SMASHHHHHHHH!!!

The godmodder hires the doktor to his side by promising to promote him to "doctor"! And he does so. Do note that ordering entities doesn't require an action.

10,000 damage to the Unsealed Power Assassin!

That-Random-Guy said:
FOCUS

With all my power, I entice the Uberdog with the finest meats, elevated a few meters above the ground by my powers. (I am some distance away) The meats are utterly delectable, and with keep reappearing for the course of the turn. Naturally, these meats are enchanted with a touch of calming power, and have a strong satiating property.

Sedated meat? The uberdog can't resist... he drowns in kittens from the Kittenverse portal, and he's too sedated to kill more than a few hundred of them. His playfulness level has gone down to "Placated"!

Daskter said:
Queuing Up Orders, When the Single Marines is spawned I tell him to shoot the freaking Mimes and Demons (May the RNG be in his favor, because hes pretty screwed) then the the Barracks will stop producing marines in order it build a Tech Lab for itself.

If the 2nd Barracks is finished: SCVs will start building a Factory, the Barracks will start producing marines.
(ooc: or just to make it simpler and I will only build the Barracks/Bunkers/Missiles Turrets?)

It's fine to build some more complex buildings, but a lot of them won't retain quite their level of original functionality, just to keep things simple. Do note that ordering and queuing orders doesn't take an action, so you're free to do stuff after you tend to your starcraft army.

MrMirrorMan said:
Semi Focused 2/2 The mirror man stops for a moment, finally taking in the implications of godmodderism, before turning to address the godmodder themself. "Wait, if your a believer in godmodderism, and that means you believe in all gods equally, doesn't that also mean you believe in their enemies, like you believe in the Christian God and Satan, giving both the same amount of respect, or like giving the same amount or respect to Thor and Loki, mean you also get the blessings of their enemy, immediately making you their enemy? Thats not even taking into consideration that necromantic and anti-necromany gods/goddesses exist, meaning you believe in both their, almost completely contradictory, belief? Doesn't that mean you should be despised by every god and goddess, or in a giant, horrid, mind breaking tug of war with all the gods and goddesses? That's not even including the Elder Gods, as god is still in their title."

The godmodder nods. He sees you have theologically tapped into Baptist Godmodderism, which believes that by worshipping and praising all gods equally, godmodders do not receive protection from the gods but instead have all of them fighting over who gets the right to kill them equally, canceling each other out.

Daskter said:
I give the GodModder a Christmas present... All there was a note that said "You've been naughty" then a Cream Pie is punched into his face and this time it will stick and can not easily wiped out, another thing about that Cream Pie is taste like the Best Cream Pie in the World.

The godmodder is so, so distracted with the delicious cream pie... cream definitely isn't the flavor that can hurt him, but this delicious pie might weaken his defenses for a bit...

Cyanogynist said:
FOCUS!

The boy tosses the Resolute Heart to MooGoesCow. He then notices his burning hands, screams, and then flamethrowers the Unsealed Assassin - Power with his now no longer on fire hands.

17,000 damage to the Power Assassin! Resolute Heart handed over! Thankfully, since you hardly used it you should suffer few negative effects.

Captain.Cat said:
Slowly consciousness returns to me. I manage to open my eyes despite having a migraine from hell but what I see is mostly hazy. "Ugh.... That sucked" I say in a raspy voice. Blinking my eyes a few time my vision becomes less blurry. I see that I'm on a stretcher and one of the medics is watching the on going fight. "Oi medic, what's the damage." I say in a somewhat weak voice.

The medic turns to me and says "Lets see, do you want the good news or the bad news first." I mull it over for a moment and I respond. "Well may as well get the bad news out of the way." The medic nods and says "Right, you have 4 broken ribs and 3 bruised ones, your left elbow is shattered and your left foot is missing. You have a minor skull fracture. Also you are cover in 2 degree burns. Frankly sir, you were very stupid doing that suicide bombing attack... Sir." I grimace at the damage report. "Agreed that was stupid, anything to add?" The medic looks at me and after a moment he says. "Well your mustache is a bit burnt." "Truly a fate worse then death." I say in voice that can only be describe as deadpan.

The medic then smiles and with a chuckle says. "Unto the good news! Because of the bullshit of the place you cannot die by normal means and you are rapidly healing, So in about 3 maybe 4 turns you will be right as rain. Try doing any psychical actions before then and you will likely suffer a good deal of pain. So I would highly suggest that you act like a good little patient and not move." The medic then waits for me to respond. "Well thankfully I don't need to move to cause the godmodder trouble. So what is the state of the battle?"

The medic looks back over at the field and says "Not much has changed, well besides the army of mimes now trying to kill the Princess." "Eevee I take it." I say in a long suffering tone. "If that is what you call him then yes." I can only groan with causes a shot of pain to shot up from my broken ribs. "Ah fuck!" I then close my eyes until the pain subsides, after that I open my eyes again and say. "Can the Lads do anything?" "Maybe, maybe not. They are all getting ready for the bar to be open, they may attack something before it opens but I would not bet money on it either way." I let out a Sigh. "Well I guess you all have earned it after all the shit they have been put through." The medic smiles and says "Well thank you Sir for the bar, we'll all give a toast to you when it's open." I slowly turn my towards the sky and stare at the strange hexagons floating in the air shining a light on all of us below.

"Anything you need sir?" The medic said while leaning over. I close my eyes again and then open them. "While some pain killers would be nice, I'm sadly going to need a clear mind for this." "Alright sir, Good luck."

Focus Action - "Flak Tower"

I close my eyes and then focus my powers into my wish. 'I wish for a mighty fortress to form around the Princess that will be unassailable by the Godmodder and his Minions and all other who would attempt to do her harm!'

-Meanwhile in April 27, 1945-

Major. Lyamin Sergei Pavlovich was faced with a problem, A very big problem in the form of a massive concrete Fortress.
His orders had been to take the Moltke Bridge that covered the River Spree and then push forward into the government building district of Berlin. Unfortunately just beyond the River stood a the Zoo Flak tower. It stood about 13-story's above the ground and it had a commanding view of the surrounding area and of the Bridge. It had several times now stopped all attempts to take the bridge, destroying dozens of soviet tanks. The guns of the red army try to reduce the damn Flak tower to rubble but no matter what they throw at it, it still refused to fall! Even the mighty 203 mm howitzers failed to cause any appreciable damage to the Tower.

While the fascist pigs were utterly doomed with or without the Zoo flak tower it would cause many more soviet lives to be lost so long as it stood. But the main problem for him was that if he failed to take the Bridge any longer then it would be likely that he would have a very difficult and short life ahead of him as high command did not tolerate failure for long and as the battle raged on they were growing more intolerant by the hour. But outside of sending many hundreds of soldiers to make a mad charge across the now choked bridge to make a beachhead while under heavy fire from the Tower which would undoubtedly cause heavy losses and they may not be able to take it in the first place, there was not much else he could do.

Sighing He leaning his head against a wooden support beam of what was once likely nice office, He had chosen it because of the field of view it give him of the tower and the Bridge that laid half a mile away. After a minute he looked at the tower and closed his eyes.'I wish that the flak tower would disappear.' after a moment he opened his eyes again. 'Yep the damn tower is still there, damn it.' Sighing he turn back to the war map and started to plan his next assault for the bridge.

"Comrade Major! The Flak tower! it's shimmering!" A awestruck voice of one of his aide-de-camps yelled out pointing behind him. Quickly turning around He saw the Zoo Flak tower Shimmering before then turning into a burning bright light causing him to shield his eyes. Then the light stopped.

Major. Lyamin blinking the light from his eyes saw that the Zoo Flak tower, the beast that had cause him and the Red army so much trouble was gone! besides the carnage it had cause and barren ground that laid where it once stood. There was no sign of the Concrete fortress.

-Meanwhile back in the Present-

Suddenly with a blinding light a massive Flak tower appears around the Princess and her protectors! They are inside the flak tower. The tower stands about 13 story's up and is covered with artillery cannons and machine gun nests all facing outwards. The flak tower is a bit worn from the scars of battle but it is fully functional and could likely survive a heavy assault. In the second floor there is what seems to be a storage area holding treasures and other artifacts, they may fetch a fair price on the market, Or look very good as items in the royal court.

There is no sign of the owners of this place.

Blinking away the blinding light I stare at the Zoo flak tower. "Well hot damn!" I say with a good bit of cheer, despite my injures.

(OOC: I think this should be played when the bar is built.)

That tower... BEAUTIFUL. Tower power boost! A large tower has formed around the Dainty Princess and her forces, serving as adequate protection!

CoreBrute said:
"Smart move." CoreBrute nodded at the tower. "It'll be harder for those Void forces to reach the Princess if she's in the tower."

"Perhaps." BrutalCore sped next to CoreBrute. "But I'm not sure MooGoesCow21 can handle 2 infinite waves, even if they are trash mobs."

"You're right. Help them out." BrutalCore sped off at super speed to fight Eevee's second infinite wave.

I'm thinking BrutalCore either hits them all with high speed punches, or creates a small tornado to absorb and trap them all in/ You know, normal Speedster tricks.

CoreBrute then hurried into the fort, carrying a couple of trees of wood with him.

ACTION 1: He brought the Princess to the room he had built within the fort for her.

"Now this Dojo is special Princess. Training within here can be at done an accelerated rate, mastering techniques in an action what might otherwise could take a novice decades. And you are going to need this Princess."

Before she can question why, he pointed at her Starcalibur.

"That Godmodder gave you the sword because he wanted to make you a target, but he forgets that it's still a powerful weapon. And you can use that against him." She looked at the sword in her grasp. "I've fought with that weapon before, however I was foolish enough to lose it to the Godmodder. While it can hurt the Godmodder, if you touch it against his skin, you could lose it. So you need to learn a special technique."

ACTION 2: "And I know the perfect teacher." He clapped his metal fists together, and a sliding door opened. "Princess, meet your sensei."

The weapon master of Ryōzanpaku stepped forward, mouse on her shoulder. She bows at the Princess.

"Sensei Shigure will teach you how to use your weapon with such speed it can hurt someone at range, as well as making it easier to defend yourself when your teleportation charges use up." He bows to Shigure. "I leave the Princess in your capable hands. I hope you can make her less Dainty Princess and more Warrior Princess."

He stands by the door about to close it. "Oh yes Princess, just so you know, this isn't a request. I've told Shigure to not let you out of here until she's satisfied." He then shut it. "Poor girl. Shigure is almost never satisfied." He taps a symbol outside the door and watched it glow as the acceleration began.

ACTION 3: He turns to the giant boulder. He braced himself and then grabbed the Boulder from the base, halting it's movements. Then, with the dedication of Sisyphus, he pushed the Boulder up a large mountain, going for what seemed like an eternity. Even with his metal muscles, this was agony on a whole new level. Still he reached the summit, so far above the battlefield he could almost touch the space shuttle.

Then he let go of the boulder, releasing it's potential energy along with gravity right down the grove he had created-straight at the Godmodder. Tired and exhausted, he jumped on the boulder, struggling to stay on top as he rode it down. If the strike made the Godmodder drop Yorehammer, CoreBrute was going to grab it!

The boulder rolls down the hill! The godmodder is so busy eating a cream pie, he doesn't even see it! It slams into the godmodder, and while the boulder is reduced to rubble, the godmodder takes 1 damage!

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Unfortunate failure.

The Sealed Dainty Princess does surprisingly well in the training! It seemed like it amused her, more than anything! She now knows how to use Starcalibur, and she's preparing to do so... also, she gets a permanent-ish stat increase!

Arsenical said:
For two actions, Arsenical continues to do what he has been doing for the last few turns: Channeling the power of the SPACE JAM.

However, to provide (temporary) relief from the strain of summoning, he drains the excess of JAMMING AND SLAMMING directly into the UNSEALED ASSASSIN!

To provide context for what our hero is doing, while he built up the power over the course of several turns, this would be directly unloading a large amount of excess power all at once, an attack that would almost certainly be damaging to any entity on the field to which it was directed.

And with it directed specifically towards the UNSEALED ASSASSIN, it's sure to be a wallop!

6,000 damage to the Power Assassin!

Little_Hunter said:
The Dogmeister checks the slot machine for rigging.

Looks fine, or at least not explicitly rigged. Though, taking a look at the probabilities. 9 x 9 x 9 = 723... so, getting three in a row is only a 9/723 probability. This slot machine doesn't give very good odds, though your chances of getting two of one number are probably better.

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AG:

Space station work continues. The SCVs work on a barracks, get a new SCV and a new marine. The barracks starts working on a new Tech lab. A new Weapon of Mass Destruction is made. Maybe it would be a good idea for an entity to take them?

All the AG entities, except the Army Men, do a TEAMWORK ATTACK! Anderson throws his knifes while the VFD light them on fire for a FLAMING KNIFE ATTACK! BrutalCore kicks the Season Units into the Unsealed Power Assassin, and together, everyone does just enough damage to KILL THE UNSEALED ASSASSIN! That's all three! Delightful! The godmodder is hurt... all three assassins gone, darn... he takes 1 damage!

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It's the 36-turn anniversary of the Army Men.

The Army Men are all let into the Bar and Brewery, and drinks are passed around. With the opportunity to take a break finally available, the Army Men get to thinking, the drink loosening some of their normally-sharp discipline. Despite the kind words the medic said to captain.cat... many of them are feeling rather pessimistic.

Entities summoned to the battlefield are ordinarily simply there to serve their Player or Godmodder master, and die in fairly short order. It isn't good, for an entity's path to be as long and brutal as the Army Men have had. None of "original" troops are still alive, but some of the support staff are veterans from almost the beginning of their existence, and their outlook is the gloomiest of all.

Every day, it's the same. First they're on the godmodder's side, then captain.cat's, then the godmodder's side again. And they've been around so long, that the frenzy and glory have battle has given way to the cold realization that this road doesn't end anywhere but in their death - the most they can hope for is their leader to mourn their loss. So then... why?

The Army Men don't attack this turn.

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PG:

The doctor, eager to begin his new employment, looks around for PG entities to heal! ...There's nobody left. It's just him, the Uberdog, and the godmodder. Awkward. Speaking of the Uberdog, they've been adequately taken care of this turn. They'll be back in action soon, though!

The godmodder stares over at the Dainty Princess, locked high up in their tower... how is he ever going to get... wait, is she... coming to HIM?

Dainty Princess: Tee hee! I'll kill you, godmodder!

The Dainty Princess, now well-trained and armed with the physical copy of Starcalibur if not its x2 turn powers, uses her SPECIAL ANTI-GODMODDER TECHNIQUE! The godmodder lets her get in close, and she feint-sneak-backaround-dash strikes him, dealing 1 damage! Lightning-fast, the godmodder retaliates with Yorehammer... but MooGoesCow's teleport vest activates at the last second, pulling her away. The godmodder is left empty-handed once again.

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Sadly, the princess didn't manage to get two legendaries.

The godmodder puts a hand on his head in annoyance. His assassins have completely failed him, and the AG side of the field is in an incredibly good position right now. The Sealed Dainty Princess is behind, like, 80 zillion layers of defense. Sure, he can bypass SOME of it, but not all of it, and she'll only be here this turn, then one more turn, then she's gone!

The godmodder has... an idea. Yes. A GOOD idea. He begins a Project-Class charge... Have your fun while the fun's good, AGs.

N:

Doormaker sets up another attack shield around the Sealed Dainty Princess! CaptainNZZZ's forces don't have orders.

The Tower of Pain is torn into by Hungry_Visitor. Looks like such a heavy-handed approach might have been the wrong way...

You see, when a tower full of pure pain is created, pain-loving creatures who feed on pain are naturally drawn to it! So you've got some pretty horrific beasts crawling out. Yup. Pain monsters. The Tower of Pain is totally destroyed. And these Pain Monsters... they look ready to tear into your entities, but something looks OFF about them. Hmm...

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! Maybe that pie-related method could help...
-Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess until she can leave the battlefield! Or, kill her and get Starcalibur. She looks about as safe as safe can get right now.
-Keep the Uberdog neutralized, or everyone will die. The Kittenverse portal is helping, but right now its Vengeful!

Minor tasks:

The army men...
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're making progress on a space station with great potential!
Protect the SCVs building Stacraft buildings!
Protect Doormaker! He can help with any portal-related tasks!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
The doctor is healing PG entities! Kill him!
The Weapons of Mass Destruction can buff allied entities!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(10% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 15,000 damage support attack(ready in 1!)(Damage buff rune: 75% done)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready in 1!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: 68% complete, protects Space Station from mind control(cost: 8)
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers every turn!
Space engineers+1: 90/90 HP x 210(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)
Arengith the Enchanter: 25,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)

[AG - hungry visitor]Mass Destruction factory + 2: 12,000/12,000 HP (producing 1 weapon of mass destruction every turn!)
Weapon of Mass Destruction: 1,200/1,200 HP x 3, +500A each(can be equipped by entities)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 30 HP, 400 x 30A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)(targeting Dagger assassin)

[AG - Daskter]SCV: 30/30 x 10 HP(building barracks)(1 MULE - worth 5 SCVs)
Marines: 100 x 1 HP, 100 x 1A
Command center: 5,000/5,000 HP(protected from 1 attack)(+1 SCV per turn)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 HP(+1 marine per turn)(Building Tech lab: 0/3)
Barracks: 55% complete(cost: 1 SCV = 5%)
Factory: 0% complete(cost: 1 SCV = 2.5%)

[AG - captain.cat/Corebrute]Army men(22,300 total attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed)(taking a break):
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 60, 225x60A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners III: 50/50 HP x 30, 360x30A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 50/50 x 15 HP, Healing A(healing ORYX!)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 15, building brewery/bar(complete in 1!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 32, researching anti-mind-control(complete in 2!)
HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 1, getting 5 medics, 18 scientists, 25 engineers(complete in 1!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP
Bar/Brewery
Possesses 10,600 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped)

[AG]Sealed Dainty Princess: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A Special: Leave the Battlefield(Ready in 2!) (Boss)(10% dodge chance)(2 shadows - 50% chance to sacrifice themselves)(1 teleport vest)(Protected from 1 attack)(holding Starcalibur: x2 actions - droppable)
Battle butlers: 1,000/1,000 HP x 7, 500 x 7A(10% chance to protect princess)
Battle maids: 1,000/1,000 HP x 7, 500 x 7A(10% chance to protect princess)
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP (protecting Sealed Dainty Princess!)

[AG - Corebrute]BrutalCore: 25,000/40,000 HP, 10,000A

[AG - Ranger_Strider]Anderson: 15,000/30,000 HP, 7,000 x 2A (20% dodge rate)

[AG - Victory by Ablation]Summer: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A
Fall: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A
Winter: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A
Spring: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(37,000 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A(working on M1 Abrams x2 attack, done in 3!)
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 22 HP, 500 x 22A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+4 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 30 HP, 250 x 30A
[ANTI-V]Skeletal Warrior: 10,000/10,000 HP, 3,000 x 2A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000A (500 damage resistance)
Wall: 18000 HP(+1000 HP per turn)(protecting all entities)(45% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack)(-1,000 all damage taken)(thorny: 1000 damage to all attackers)

[N - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)

[N]Slots Machine: 50,000/50,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo

[PG]Doctor: 20,000/20,000 HP, +8,000A

[PG]Godmodder: 239/300 HP(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)(Project Charge: 2/4)

[PG]Uberdog: Playfulness level: Placated (one-hit-kill attack)(Well-groomed)
Kittenverse portal: Halving rate of Playfulness increase!

[V]Pain Monster: -50,000/0 HP, 18,000 x 2A
Pain Monster: -30,000/0 HP, 12,000A
Pain Monster: -100,000/0 HP, 2,000 x 4A

Player info:

Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21(Resolute Heart: No negative status effects)
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(Realm of Mimes: 3/5)(Targeted by Dreadnought)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor(Ascendance)
[N+1]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities(Charge: 3/21)
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)(9/30 charge)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 8/15)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Hikki(is GUNSLINGER)(HAS AMMO)
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man
Cyanogist
[N-1]Little Hunter

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0

Moniker · Oct 31, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
I extend the effect of the resolute heart over the Godmodder and cancel out the effects of the Starcalibur and Yorehammer if that won't work I will instead extend the effect over the pain monsters getting rid of the buff they got from all that pain

Also the support laser will fire at the new Godmodder entity as soon as the Escalation rune is done

Since the godmodder's legendary weapon effects are neither really negative and are given from items - items of equal power to the Resolute Heart - the Resolute Heart can't cancel them out!

You use the RESOLUTE HEART to heal the Pain Monsters and get a power boost! +10,000 HP to each one! The Super Laser will do as you say.

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I offer the army men a place at my zoo. I promise them that they won't be in a direct line of fire, meaning they should live longer and have some peace and quiet.

The army men completely reject your offer.

Daskter said:
I note how the Pain Monster have negative hit points and how they thrived under pain the only thing counter I believe is to raise their hitpoint to atleast 0...

1.Therefor I forcefully give them medication and healing supplys under the disguised of cutting them up.
(preferably to the [V]Pain Monster: -50,000/0 HP, 18,000 x 2A one)

+6,000 HP to the pain monster!

Little_Hunter said:
The Meister swifty intervenes. "A Zoo?! What sort of half-decent folk offers the pens of animals to humans?" He gestures towards the Army Men, and snaps, creating a portal. "Eevee would place you in a zoo, with animals and other filth, presumably. It's a way home you need, and this portal will give you it, along with healing and some money in case you need it. Or, you can stay here and fight, but if things continue like this, you will burn out like every other entity, all the while being constantly tugged and pulled along into entirely different sides irregardless of your will. You can return home, or go somewhere safe...." He glances back towards the battlefield, and the godmodder. "But there is another option."

"And that, of course, is to break the chains that so define you as mere fodder, to be slaughtered like cattle over a prolonged period." His tone becomes questioning, inquisitive. "Why should you serve The Godmodder? Why should you serve Captain.cat?" His eyebrow raises. "What have they done to care for you that deserves your respect? Maybe they equipped you... But then, they also sent you here, to die, didn't they? You can be so much more, even far away from the important centers of fiction." He pauses for a moment, ceasing his barrage of wordage for a mere moment. "If you are to fight, should you not do so knowing why, and knowing you certainly want to fight, knowing you will die as mere fodder?" A sigh. "Now, you have a choice: You can either fight here... But if you do so, you should do so knowing why you want to fight, and free of ungrateful and exploitative leaders who care not for your well being." He pauses, with a final, weary sigh. "Or, you can go away from this hell-hole to which there is no end, and enjoy fulfilling lives, free of war and bloodshed. And if the war and bloodshed comes upon you once more? This time, you might have a chance of living though it."

The Meister awaits their reaction.

The Army Men will consider your offer, but they feel like Captain.cat wants to say something. They'll let him speak, first.

Ranger_Strider_ said:
I twitch as the doctor switches sides... Allright then...
1. I offer the doctor the position of Head Doctor, complete with underlings and even interns. We started off on the wrong foot, but this should make it better Doc!
2. I heal Anderson with a healing ray. C'mon friend! We must fight on!
3. I send the interns and underlings to heal the same monster as Daskter, as well as fire the healing ray at it... But I'll stay far away! Be at peace! I'll just uh. Be over here. Just in case.
I'll also note that the Princess should be able to leave the battlefield in one... (even if it says two, seriously look back)!

The doctor looks tempted by your offer! But then the godmodder pulls out his employment contract and politely reminds him that defection attempts will end in obliteration by lightning strike.

+6,000 HP to Anderson and the Pain Monster!

(Princess timer corrected, don't worry she isn't staying a turn longer than she should)

The_Two_Eternities said:
"Doormaker," I order, "start portal-protecting the Volunteer Flamethrower Division. Volunteer Flamethrower Division, let's see... The doctor may not be an issue, and attacking the Uberdog and/or the Godmodder is a bad idea. Um... Form up around Doormaker and guard him."

FOCUS: 662

I continue chanting. "seven chains,"

6/21

(OOC: Unofficial Itinerary VII:

Stop EternalStruggle's reinforcement beacon
Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess
De-melancholy the Army Men (I have no idea who's helping and who isn't. Eevee shadow bacon, Little_Hunter, and Captain.Cat are talking to them.)
Heal (heal, not harm) the Pain Monsters (done by Daskter, Ranger_Strider_, the Skeletal Warrior, Cyanogynist, feller21, and maybe hungry visitor)
Kill/Re-AG the doctor (done by Ranger_Strider_)
Keep the Uberdog placated (done by CoreBrute)
Attack the Godmodder

Also, Moniker, here's what my entities are supposed to do. The Volunteer Flamethrower Division guards Doormaker with their bodies, while Doormaker guards the Volunteer Flamethrower Division with portals. (That way, entities would have to get through Doormaker's portals to get to the Volunteer Flamethrower Division, and have to get through both Doormaker's portals and the Volunteer Flamethrower Division to get to Doormaker.) )

Doormaker and the VFD are now forming a MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL BODYGUARD chain!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I respond to little's talk, mentioning that they would be assistants that help around and not stuck in pins like the animals.
Action 2: I place various hats and cosmetics on the tf2 animals, giving them various outfits that make them look quite dashing. You can even see the occasional unusual effect somewhere in the herds.

You've made the TF2 Zoo FLASHY.

hungry visitor said:
Ha. It seems I have to convince Nature with clever arguments, paragraphs and stuff. Let's see...

What about "§ HarVester is allowed to whatever he wants with those things, because they are mine, especially domesticated black holes" ?

Seems nature has overseen my ability to perfectly control my cult and remove restrictions with my wish-power.

What a cheap guy. Why have I written him again? I agree.

Nature: So cheap he can't even get a prize for being the cheapest.

It gets better! Everything that I see is mine! MINE

Did I implement megalomania? Oh. I did. How beautiful. Edit: no homo

Is this supposed to be funny? I guess I will watch some predators eating children because they are the most helpless.

*wipes tears of laughter out of her empty eyes seeing the predator feeding her children with dead children*

That was thicc as hell.
They don't even eat the lamb because it is helpless, but because it tastes better.

Now look at that! Should we alarm the mods? Is this the unintentional humor I heard of? I am empty inside now, but maybe later. Edit: I mean I have no soul!!! This wasn't meant like you think I meant it!! Seriously.

Shitty Yorehammer should bypass any defense. Why does it fail against space and time? Is it that bad?

It is not bad. It is respectful of Nature and its laws. You are a cheap smol lawbreaker.

Hmmm. This gonna be good.

Now that the sun of pain is back inside the cult the Pain monsters will

1. be sucked inside the cult, because it is the strongest gravitational force around

2. go inside the cult because the masochistic Pain monsters need the Pain.

Edit: Without looking behind him hungry visitor leaves inside his personal paradise. He doesn't care that the cult will eat reality and doesn't care about the environment. He has 7 rounds ascendance to spare and is going to use them.

The Pain Monsters are sucked inside the cult and given some pain, but they tear themselves free, screeching, moments later! 2,000 damage to each of the Pain Monsters!

EternalStruggle said:
The man considers targeting an AG target, but decides against it for now. No, that will come later. At this point they're still in too good a position. He also considers starting a charge since that's in fashion these days, but also decides against that. Not his style.

Hmm.

FOCUS - REINFORCEMENT BEACON

That doesn't mean he won't summon something that can be destroyed that has a charge. He takes out a sizable silver orb with patterns of gently glowing green markings from his pocket, that easily fits into his hand but contains quite a bit of tech. He slides around a marker on the equator of the sphere from the first to the third point. Then he shrugs and slides it to the fourth point, for the man does nothing of not live dangerously.

"REINFORCEMENT CALL SENT. ETA: 15 TURNS."

If the beacon is still around in that (very significant) amount of time, some fun stuff will happen. Namely, a new spaceship will arrive on the field of battle, loyal to him. He looks forward to the possibility.

Reinforcement Beacon has appeared!

CoreBrute said:
"Aww."CoreBrute looks over the placated Uberdog. "It's so cute. Deadly but cute. Like a puppy with lazer...eyes." A lightbulb goes off over CoreBrute's head. That's it.

ACTION 1: CoreBrute immediately got out his cellphone and started assembling a professional photoshoot around the UberDog.

"Yes puppy, work it work it," He said, moving around the camera around the relaxing UberDog. "Yes Hashtag Adorbs, Hashtag OMG, yes perfect!" He quickly handed the phone to a photogropher. "My hands are made of metal I can't actually use a touch screen. Get snapping before I snap you." The terrified photographer starts taking great shots of the Uberdog, who was thankfully too placated to make a fuss.

ACTION 2: With photos in phone, CoreBrute started posting them on social media.

Uber adorable dog looking for a good home. So much fluff to snuggle with. Contact me if interested in adopting. #Adorapuppy #PuppyPics #NoFilter #Blessed

He immediately got a pm from a familiar blonde girl tyoung, I NEED that puppy. CoreBrute smiled and PMed her the location.

ACTION 3: CoreBrute stepped to the side as a pair of magical scissors cut a portal into this dimension. Then an excitable 14 year old girl popped out arms outstretched.

"Give me that Puppy!" She shouted as she rolled forward.

"He's all yours." CoreBrute pointed at the dog. Star squealed when she saw UberDog.

"Oh. My. God. He's sooooo cute!" She ran to UberDog, picked it up with her essentially superhuman strength and carried it to the portal.

"Wait!" CoreBrute called out to her. "Take...take good care of UberDog ok? He's a good boy really, and doesn't deserve half the things that happened to him."

"I will." Princess Butterfly said firmly, still carrying the giant dog with ease. She then called out to the portal, "Hey Marco, look a new puppy!"

"Oh no not another one, my eyes still hurt from the lazers!" A voice called out before Princess stepped in with the UberDog. The portal closed behind them.

"Hey Core we've got problems," BrutalCore zipped towards Core and stopped. "Are you crying?"

"No, I've got glitter in my eyes." CoreBrute lied, wiping furiously.

"Yeah, ok, gonna ignore that. They're coming." BrutalCore said seriously.

"Who are coming?" CoreBrute looked back at his counterpart serious again.

"The Time Wraiths. They followed me here, and we're all gonna be in trouble."

OOC: Entity action-Brutal Core is warning the Time Wraiths are gonna be here next turn. Dangerous creatures, they attack anything that seems to be breaking the rules of time travel or has broken it/endangers the timeline. A bit like the Reapers from Doctor Who.

The Time Wraiths are arriving next turn!

The Uberdog has finally gone to a good home. The good home may or may not be reduced to rubble in minutes, but it isn't your problem anymore! Uberdog taken care of! The godmodder is, at least, somewhat happy with how this turned out. With the Uberdog gone, the Kittenverse portal closes up as well, though it can easily be re-opened if needed for whatever reason.

CaptainNZZZ said:
OOC: Two things. First the techmarines' work should have gone down in the turns until it's done last turn:

Second the Skeletal Warrior isn't under my control but rather a NPC I created so could you move it out of the list of my entities?

IC: Seeing new Void entities on the HEXAGONAFIELD I sigh and slap another attack shield onto the Wall, just in case. (x1)

Peering more closely at the Pain Monsters I turn to the Skeletal Warrior and cast an enchantment, during this turn anytime the Skeletal Warrior attacks it will heal rather than harm. (x1)

With the remainder of my power I personally join the techmarines, speeding up their work on the Custom M1 Abrams' new weapon. (x1)

Fixed stuff. +1 wall shield! Skeletal warrior attacks heal temporarily! 1 turn of construction sped up!

Captain.Cat said:
Foucs action - "Debt of Gratitude"

Laying on the stretcher still in pain I can hear the voices of discontent of my soldiers, I frown and fall deep into thought. 'Damn their losing hope, about surviving this battle, although I highly doubt any of us will what with the Godmodder almost endless power. I guess Little_Hunter has the right idea but I hate the fact that he's trying to pouch my men from me. hmm maybe I can convince them to stick around for one more turn before they leave. but I'm going to need to make a personal appearance for there to be any hope of that or for Little_hunter not to usurp control of them. This is going to suck.'

I close my eyes and make a wish. 'I wish for a pair of crutches.' Suddenly a pair of crutches appear although they look a bit shoddy and may break if to much pressure is applied to them. 'Of course that look they'll break.' I think bitterly. I slowly lean upwards trying my best to ignore the searing pain from my broken ribs. I able do so and slowly began to crawl to the crutches. Although my left elbow is no longer shatter it is still highly fractured and when I use the arm to propel myself forward it snaps! "AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH! FUCK! GODAMNIT!" I scream in pain and I hit the ground causing even more pain to shoot up as I land on my broken ribs, I lay still in agony with tears in my eyes until the after a minute the pain subsides. 'Fucking shit, Agh. Remember pain is only temporary and this "Agh!" needs too be done!' I think to myself, slowly I force my eyes open, still burly from the pain and tears. then with my remaining good arm I slowly drag myself towards the crutches and after about a minute I make it to the crutches.

Taking a deep breath and then I use my good arm and knees to get me up to a kneeing position in front of the crutches still working through the pain emitting from my broken ribs. With my arm I pick up one crutch and slowly slide myself up it until I'm barely standing. "fuck this takes a lot out of a guy." I mutter under my breath. I then look towards the bar and my heart sinks, Seeing that it's going to a bit of a walk to get there. "Fuck me, why could my stretcher have been closer." I say Bitterly. "Fuck it, you have to do this now or never and time is running out." Slowly with my crutch and my one remaining foot I limp to the Bar.

-Meanwhile at the Bar- The army men had all form a giant group huddle as they discussed what to do. 3 factions had formed, One faction was in favor of returning home right there and then, Their commander was out of action and could not stop them even if he wanted to.

The second faction was interested in giving Little_hunter a chance to lead them perhaps he would be a better leader and a more caring commander.

The third faction remain loyal to Captain.Cat insisting that he is leading them well and is doing his best to keep them alive, they also had their doubts about Little_hunters ability to command giving that they had never seen him command and his first action when he got here was to try and pet the UBERDOG and then got his arms bitten off. Also he was wearing blue clothing which was the color of their old enemy the Blue army men and the color of the Godmodder, this lead some of them to believe that Little_hunter was another provocateur of the Godmodder or possibility of a Blue army man in disguise trying to lead them astray and betray their allies.

As the discussion heated up between the three factions they suddenly heard the door to the bar swing open and barely standing there was Captain.Cat, being supported by a crutch, missing a foot, one arm hanging limping to one side, covering in burns and bandages. All discussion ceased and utter silence filled the bar. All eyes where on Captain.Cat as he slowly made his way to the middle of the bar.

Taking a deep breath I look to all my soldiers that I owe a great debt of gratitude too. 'Lets do this.' I quietly think to myself.

(OOC: some background music to listen too while reading)

"Soldiers of the Green army, I am here to express my most sincere gratitude for the great acts of heroism you had done while fighting against the Godmodder and for doing so for so long, While the Godmodder has tried to lead you astray in the fight and to control your very minds you showed great fortitude in resisting these attempts and fighting back against the Godmodders machinations. I owe each and everyone one of you a great debt of Gratitude that I may never be able to fully repay, whenever any of you or your families need something I'll be there to help you, All you need do is call out my name. While I would be greatly honored if you would continue to fight with me, I will not force you too. If you desired to return home to your families and friends I will make sure that the Godmodder does not interfere in your departure from this land and that he will never be able to reach you or your loved ones. Thank you, all of you, It has been a great honor serving with each and everyone of you in this brutal struggle!" With that I slowly prop my crutch against a side bar and using the side bar for balance I rise my remaining good arm to salute the army men. "Let it be know that if you do decide to stay and fight I will be with you every step of the way, Even if I have to hop on one foot to do it. You all deserve long and happy lives."

The Army Men are moved by your great speech! Tears well up in their eyes. They're fully aware that they and their backstories are mere constructs. And that if they leave the HEXAGONAFIELD, then they may never return. They want to help ensure that nobody else is subject to the horrors of the godmodder and his minions. That this war stays contained, until the godmodder can be defeated and everything can be neutralized. And they think they know how.

That-Random-Guy said:
FOCUS: Portal Gun

The Portal Gun is a Permanent Item that can be activated for a cost of one action to redirect (insert appropriate amount of damage).

You have a PORTAL GUN! It helps make damage-redirection more effective, though you don't need a portal gun to perform an action like that.

MrMirrorMan said:
ACTION:1
AMOUNT:1/3
I ask the Princess if she would like to play the slot machine once before she leaves. "Say, princess, how about you risk life once before leaving the field by playing the slots a bit. Life isn't that interesting if you don't add some risk to it. What do you say?"

The princess, delighted, pulls the slot machine button!

SLOTS ROLL: 2 8 6

Nothing, darn.

MrMirrorMan said:
ACTION:2
AMOUNT:2/3 Semi-Focused: When Eevee shadow bacon punched the mirror man in the face, the glass that was part of the clock face cracked, and then shifted to stab into the puncher's fist. The clock hands, that were pointing at 10 and 2, giving a facsimile of a smile, were now pointing at the 8 and 4, now making it a frown.
". . . sigh, Really, I mean really? How was that necessary in any way. You could have just let her say 'No thank you' punching me was completely unnecessary. Also, small question first to the princess, are you of age to gamble? Now back onto the topic, in where you punched me for no reason. Sure, I could understand if I attacked one of your entities, or messed up one of your actions, but there was no reason to punch me! So for that, how about we see how hot you zoo is?"
And with that, a single lighter is thrown into the zoo.

The Princess is 1,326 years old! She slaps you. NEVER ask a lady her age. Your lighter is snuffed out, because the zoo isn't flammable. Then Eevee crushes it.

Cyanogynist said:
1/3: The boy pulls out a medigun, and heals the first Pain Monster.
2/3: And then the second.
3/3: And then the third.

+5,000 HP to each!

feller21 said:
Ok, I know I didn't post in the last update. I was pretty busy during the weekend. Anyway, let's get back into it.

I see that there are "pain monsters" that can only die from healing(since they have negative HP!).

I will also focus on the same pain monster that Daskter is targeting and attach devices that emit healing bubbles around the monster and those bubbles will keep expanding towards the other monsters. These bubbles will stop expanding once all three pain monsters are in the bubbles!

The healing bubbles will obviously heal the monsters over time and I will be using all of my actions for this turn!

Pain Monsters granted permanent regen!

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V:

The 2,000 x 4A pain monster launches himself at CaptainNZZZ's wall! The wall dodges two of his attacks, and the two attack shields protect it from the rest! 4,000 damage to the Pain Monster!

The 18,000 x 2A pain monster attacks Arengith and the command center! 18,000 damage to Arengith, the command center loses an attack shield! The last remaining Pain monster attacks Fall, killing them!

AG:

The Space station finishes its charging, as well as its anti-mind control beacon and Damage buff rune! A new weapon of mass destruction is produced! The SCVS finish work on a barracks!

Anderson and the Seasonal Units work together and take care of the Doctor in short order. The entire PG side is now dead, leaving JUST the Pain Monsters and the godmodder opposing you! Most of the AG forces don't want to attack the Pain Monsters, since doing so will ultimately be detrimental. So that just leaves... the godmodder!

The VFD runs up to Flamethrower the godmodder! Wait... why are they all holding their flamethrowers backwards? Quick, help them! What's more, BrutalCore is approaching from the side... what! His shoelaces are untied! He's doomed to fail if you don't help him out!

The Sealed Dainty Princess is quite happy to enjoy the high life here in the tower, away from everything. This battle has rapidly gotten boring. She'll probably leave as soon as next turn is over.

PG:

The godmodder's feeling a little lonely. He finishes his PROJECT CHARGE! And places down... what? A bat-signal projector? A single symbol is projected, and can be seen all throughout the HEXAGONAFIELD. It is... a single sword icon, similar to the dual-crossed swords you've seen before. The difference is, this time it's just one sword facing up.

The godmodder's calling some friends of his earlier than he intended. You have to do what you have to do, after all. They'll be here, hmm... VERY SOON. Probably right after the Sealed Dainty Princess leaves. This turn and the last turn? They were BREAK TURNS. The real action starts again soon.

N:

CaptainNZZZ's forces upgrade the Custom M1 Abrams! Doormaker shields the VFD!

The reinforcement beacon glitters a little.

The Skeletal Warrior uses HEALING ATTACK on the pain monsters, healing the 12,000 attack one for 6,000 HP!

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The Army Men are decided.

They officially announce that, as of today, they are their own INDEPENDENT entities. Captain.cat has been good to them, and they hold no ill will towards him. However, they are no longer under either his command, Corebrute's command, or MoogoesCow's command. They are their own independent entities. No, not entities - PEOPLE. Beautiful, plastic people. And they have set themselves towards a new goal: To watch over this war. Not as fighters, to bleed and die on the battlefield, but as spectators. Their primary strength has been their ability to keep growing their power, and that's what has let them survive so far. So they will sit on the sidelines, growing and growing, until they are an overwhelming force. Then, if the war ever gets too terrible, if an entity is summoned who is an even greater threat... then they will be strong enough to intervene.

The Army Men are now the PEACEKEEPERS.

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! Maybe that pie-related method could help...
-Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess until she can leave the battlefield! Or, kill her and get Starcalibur. She looks about as safe as safe can get right now.
-Help the VFD and BrutalCore attack the godmodder!

Minor tasks:

Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're making progress on a space station with great potential!
Protect the SCVs building Stacraft buildings!
Protect Doormaker! He can help with any portal-related tasks!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction can buff allied entities!
Eternalstruggle's beacon will call in a spaceship! But he's neutral, so is it a good or bad thing?

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(10% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready!)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers every turn!
Space engineers+1: 90/90 HP x 220(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)
Arengith the Enchanter: 7,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)

[AG - hungry visitor]Mass Destruction factory + 2: 12,000/12,000 HP (producing 1 weapon of mass destruction every turn!)
Weapon of Mass Destruction: 1,200/1,200 HP x 4, +500A each(can be equipped by entities)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 30 HP, 400 x 30A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)(guarding Doormaker)(protected from 1 attack) (targeting godmodder)
[N]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)(portal-shielding VFD)

[AG - Daskter]SCV: 30/30 x 11 HP(building barracks)(1 MULE - worth 5 SCVs)
Marines: 100 x 1 HP, 100 x 1A
Command center: 5,000/5,000 HP(+1 SCV per turn)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 HP(+1 marine per turn)(Building Tech lab: 1/3)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 HP(+1 marine per turn)
Factory: 2.5% complete(cost: 1 SCV = 2.5%)

[AG]Sealed Dainty Princess: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A Special: Leave the Battlefield(Ready!) (Boss)(10% dodge chance)(2 shadows - 50% chance to sacrifice themselves)(1 teleport vest)(Protected from 1 attack)(holding Starcalibur: x2 actions - droppable)
Battle butlers: 1,000/1,000 HP x 7, 500 x 7A(10% chance to protect princess)
Battle maids: 1,000/1,000 HP x 7, 500 x 7A(10% chance to protect princess)
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP (protecting Sealed Dainty Princess!)

[AG - Corebrute]BrutalCore: 25,000/40,000 HP, 10,000A (targeting godmodder)

[AG - Ranger_Strider]Anderson: 21,000/30,000 HP, 7,000 x 2A (20% dodge rate)

[AG - Victory by Ablation]Summer: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A
Winter: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A
Spring: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(47,500 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 23 HP, 500 x 23A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+4 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 34 HP, 250 x 34A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000 x 2A (500 damage resistance)
Wall: 19000 HP(+1000 HP per turn)(protecting all entities)(45% dodge rate)(-1,000 all damage taken)(thorny: 1000 damage to all attackers)

[ANTI-V]Skeletal Warrior: 10,000/10,000 HP, 3,000 x 2A

[N]Slots Machine: 50,000/50,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)

[N - EternalStruggle]Reinforcement beacon: 5,000/5,000 HP (Calling spaceship in 14!)

[P]Peacekeepers(22,300 total attack)(Unbribable):
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 60, 225x60A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners III: 50/50 HP x 30, 360x30A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 125/125 x 20 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 40, building new HQ (done in 2!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 50, researching anti-mind-control(complete in 1!)
HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 1, hiring Negotiator(complete in 3!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP
Bar/Brewery
Possesses 12,000 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped)

[PG]Godmodder: 239/300 HP(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)(Project Charge: 2/4)

[V]Pain Monster: -23,000/0 HP, 18,000 x 2A (+2,000 HP per turn)
Pain Monster: -15,000/0 HP, 12,000A (+2,000 HP per turn)
Pain Monster: -89,000/0 HP, 2,000 x 4A (+2,000 HP per turn)

Player info:

Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21(Resolute Heart: No negative status effects)
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(Realm of Mimes: 3/5)(Targeted by Dreadnought)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor(Ascendance)
[N+1]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities(Charge: 6/21)
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)(9/30 charge)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 8/15)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Hikki(is GUNSLINGER)(HAS AMMO)
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man
Cyanogist
[N-1]Little Hunter

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0

Moniker · Nov 2, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
I hand the heart over to Corebrute

I FOCUS on healing Arengith
also the space station will protect all entitys inside of it which are Arengith and the space engineers

Arengith will make a rune to that makes it impossible to look into the space station so the Godmodder will not know whats going on inside it

The space engineers will make a Portal Frame that can hold 1 portal and the portal will not go down each turn and is automatically AG if summoned in the portal frame

Arengith healed for 15,000 HP! While Arengith can buff entities, a rune with the power to block a godmodder from scrying when and where he wants to would take the power of a player. Furthermore, all the work on the space station involves going outside the station, and so if the entities want to have any actions, they'll need to stay vulnerable - for right now. Portal Frame queued.

EternalStruggle said:
The man looks at his small beacon that he tossed on the field. It's... really not at all resistant to attacks. Looks like he'll have to put in a lot of effort if he wants to see it survive to summon his battleship. Time to start on that... now.

FOCUS - SHIELD GENERATOR

The Beacon happens to serve a duel function. One is obviously as a beacon, but the other is as the projector for a shield generator. The man stomps the ground, and a rumble occurs, almost like a miniature earthquake, as a strange small spire of some sort smashes upwards through the ground, at the direct center of one of the Hexagons. At the top of the sleek black machine was a trio of prongs around a small basin. The man made a quick, sharp hand gesture, and the Reinforcement Beacon jumped up from the floor and into the basin. The prongs snapped shut, naturally fitting exactly over the Beacon with the tips meeting at the sphere's top, and the moment this happened a bright blue bubble shield was projected outwards, protecting the Beacon from any harm that may come to it in the future, a shield that would have to be forcefully battered down before the Beacon could be harmed.

This was his first defensive Entity. In truth, he only planned to summon one more after this and then assume that the Godmodder would be too busy with the AG forces to deal with his beacon, and that the AG forces would be both too busy with the Godmodder and also would let him summon some help for them.

Reinforcement beacon has gained a shield with 20,000 HP!

That-Random-Guy said:
Maybe specify that the rune only effects the PG side.

FOCUS: Contradictions!

H'mm, interesting. It seems that the godmodder still has 2 charges left on their Project Charge. Since they don't have the Starcalibur, that means they need two turns (two actions) to put out whatever they're making. Bat-signal projector? What bat-signal projector? I've demonstrated that its not on the list, and how could the Godmodder summon anything when he has two charges left to finish his current project! It boggles teh miend! (OOC: This is me creatively delaying the Bat-Signal projector using contradictions and the real fact that the Godmodder can't do two charges in a turn without the Starcalibur)

If I have any power left over after that trick, then I also declare that since my Portal Gun isn't next to my name, it is obviously in the player inventory, where everyone can use its powers by just touching it!

IF I still have power leftover after that, I use the Portal Gun to redirect the most powerful attack of the Pain Monsters next turn into the Godmodder.

The godmodder thanks you for pointing out this obvious mistake. He managed to summon the special signaler, as a story element, not any sort of entity. But since he still has a 2/4 charge left, he gets to make ANOTHER project charge! Great!

Portal gun added to inventory. Pain Monster attack redirected!

hungry visitor said:
This part is written by: Nature

See! That is what I call evil! Their muscles can accelerate them, so they are faster than light, impossible to take damage from their own actions, not deformed by overwhelming gravity and other crimes I will not tolerate in my universe with my laws.

Time for a lawsuit. In the foreshadowing I already made this threat. And now I will enforce this shit.

Monsters of Pain. Today is the day you went against the laws of nature. I know you did. And you know you did.

I won't tolerate this on my christian, nihilistic or atheistic server! You will turn into things that obey the laws or you are out!

What was this? You wanna resist gravity?

Nature bans things that defy its law

What is HarVester doing right now? Let me write it! Lemme!
Fine.

HarVester was in his personal paradise. At first glance it was pretty empty. But then you would notice a pretty comfy bed, floating inside the void. Well inside the bed-

Changed my mind.

HarVester was happy. He now had all the time to read all-

You are taking too much of yourself inside this. Let me paraphrase this: Slavery was common inside HarVesters-

Ok... lets not describe what happens in the paradise, cause we know how it looks like.

But-
No.
Edit: Enjoy 6 rounds of ascendance

Nature BANS the lowest-HP Pain Monster! It's gone!

The_Two_Eternities said:
"Doormaker, Volunteer Flamethrower Division," I order, "continue your MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL BODYGUARD chain."

FOCUS: 993

I continue chanting. "six broken,"

9/21

(OOC: Unofficial Itinerary VIII:

Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess
Stop the sword-signal projector (done by That-Random-Guy and Eevee shadow bacon)
Help the Volunteer Flamethrower Division (done by Captain.Cat)
Help BrutalCore (done by Captain.Cat)
Heal (heal, not harm) the Pain Monsters (done by Ranger_Strider, Daskter, and maybe hungry visitor)
AG-ify the Reinforcement Beacon
Attack the Godmodder (done by the Volunteer Flamethrower Division, BrutalCore, and Daskter)
)

Charging...

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I FALCON PUNCH the signal projector.

You smash it! Too late. The people who needed to see the signal already got the message.

Ranger_Strider_ said:
1. I heal Anderson again! You will never die! Mark my words!
2. Seeing that the pain monsters are almost saved, I heal the first pain monster! Wait a minute.... I'M NOT A HEAL BOT
3. I cast haste on Anderson to give him a better dodge chance. DON'T GET HIT SO I CAN STOP HEALING YOU!

+5,000 HP to Anderson and Pain Monster! Anderson given slightly improved dodge chance!

Daskter said:
Hmmm unsure really what to do I throw healing grenades at the Pain Monsters...

Then I force the godmodder to eat a Pie that is the one and single truth in his world.

(ooc: it doesn't make sense to me either if you don't understand it)

+5,000 HP to each Pain Monster!

The godmodder eats the pie, making it a lie. Well then.

Captain.Cat said:
'Eh well, it's a good compromise. They may end up helping us out later so that's good.' I think to myself as I lean on the crutch.

Looking through the bar window at the Flak tower I change my thoughts to it. 'Hmm it would be a waste if it disappeared with the Sealed Princess. I wish for control of the Tower to transfer over the Army- sorry Peacekeepers after the Sealed Princess leaves, They may be able to use the artillery and machine guns that are on it. The Princess can keep the treasures and artifacts though.' ((OOC: Just to be clear, I'm not trying to bribe them, it would not work anyway. I just don't want the Flak Tower to go to waste.))

Turning my gaze over to the Volunteer Flamethrower Division I see that for whatever reason they are facing the wrong way. 'Okay we should try and fix it, I wish for the Volunteer Flamethrower Division to be facing the Godmodder so they can successfully attack him.' Suddenly the Volunteer Flamethrower Division is turned around and is facing the Godmodder, ready to roast him.

I then look over at BrutalCore and see that his shoelaces are untied 'Egh, Sloppy. I would go over there myself and do it but I'm crippled at this time so I would not be able to get to him in time. I wish for BrutalCore's Shoelaces to be tied properly.' Suddenly BrutalCore's shoelaces disappear from this plane of existence. 'Whoops, Well at least now he wont have to worry shoelaces anymore, Although he may have to get some new ones.'

Control of the Tower has been transferred to the Peacekeepers! The VFD is now facing turned around! Except... it's their guns that pointed the wrong way, not them... BrutalCore's shoelaces are now tied properly!

CaptainNZZZ said:
Muttering something unpleasant about the Pain Monsters I create a new attack shield for the Wall. (x1)

Next I add a strange array of funnels and turbines to the Wall, boosting it's dodge rate. (x1) (if this isn't allowed because of game balance change this to adding another attack shield to the Wall)

Deciding it was finally time to try to go back to being True Neutral I grab Summer and place Summer in front of the Wall, making it so the first attack anything sends at the Wall will instead hit Summer. (x1)

Finally I issue the orders to my entities, commanding the techmarines to begin working on improving the Wall's ablative layer that'll double the damage resistance of the Wall once finished.

+1 attack shield, small dodge rate increase, Summer forcibly bodyguarding the wall... you've gone back down to [N]. Darn, you were only a little helping away from N+2.

OOC: How dodge rate works, is, the more you have of it, the more effort it takes you to get more. After all, every 10% is exponentially more effective than the last once you get higher up in the % rates.

Arsenical said:
Arsenical may have momentarily stopped, but he continueswait
.
.
Huh.
.
.
What's... Why, can't I see anything?
I... I can't hear anything either. Now that I think about it... Have I ever seen, or heard anything, the whole time I was fighting?

No. I may have felt like I have, but
... Wait. T... testing, testing. one, two, three.
What... Is this? Words on a... post, or something?

Is, is this all it is? The whole world? pixelated words?
Meaningless. Words. Stop it. stop it! STOP
.
.___________________________________IT!
Wait, I can... I can manipulate them? I can't seem to stop them, but... Let's try...

A
nice
sword,___________________________________________Hey, it's working!
a nice
sword,
a nice
sword,
a nice ________________________________________________________Just a little longer...
sword,
a nice
sword,
a nice
sword,
a nice sword, ____________________________________________________________________Almost done, gonna have to get a little screwy with the text here...
a ni
ce s
wor
d.
. _____________________________________________________________________________________And done! Now, I just wait for the Godmodder, or whatever it is that's behind the godmodder's text, and then... It will fall onto the text like a bloodthirsty guillotine.

Your NICE SWORD slashes down on the godmodder! 1 damage!

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Not nice.

Eevee shadow bacon said:
"Yes sire, I've got unlimited power thanks to the terra-watt effect of some of the hats, unlimited money from the raining presidents, and everything is completely fire-proof, thanks to all the burning and orbiting flame unusual hat I've got"
I take a breath, "In fact I've even got a closet full of spare nuts and bolts from said effects. I haven't emptied it in a while... maybe I should..."
I turn to the Nuts and Bolts closet, but notice a kitty escaped the portal and is about to open the door.
"Oh no."
Everyone feels a rumble and the closet door burst open, as an avalanche of nuts and bolt spews out (away from my zoo).
"RUUUUNNNNNNNN!" I say, as I grab the princess and flee from the endless metal.

An avalanche of nuts and bolts pours out of the zoo! It's all laying there in a big pile, now...

MrMirrorMan said:
ACTION:1/3
AMOUNT:2/3 SEMI-FOCUSED
[X]Roll Slots
[X]Roll Slots
I run the slot machine twice, seeing if I can actually use it more than once in an action I also put a Pain Monster into Care Bear land, the most light filled, healing place in the world.
Also, I berate the princess, as she had no reason to hit me, I had to ask her her age, I am a responsible casino manager and I will not accept minor's sneaking into the place. While I understand that you will be offended, I can't in clear mind let that happen. There are rules to be followed here, and I will make sure they aren't broken. I thought a princess of such conduct and grace would be able to understand that, but i suppose no one can remember all acts of conduct at all times, even when not human.

You can only roll once in an action!

SLOTS ROLL: 8 5 3

+6,000 HP to a Pain Monster!

CoreBrute said:
CoreBrute takes the Azure Heart that's handed to him and immediately gets to work.

Action 1: He turns to BrutalCore, the mysterious shoelaces which had tripped him up now vanishing. The Azure Heart glows as he points at him.

"By the Legendary Weapon, be purified!" Glowing purple energy shot at BrutalCore, enveloping him. When the light cleared, the blue light had diminished from BrutalCore. Gingerly, he removed his helmet revealing a face identical to CoreBrute's.

"I'm cured! I don't feel Velocity 9's side effects anymore!"

"And you aren't registered as a Time anomaly anymore." CoreBrute noted. "The Time Wraiths are still gonna get here, but now they'll be drawn to the other massive chronal anomoly." And he nodded at the Godmodder, the largest disrupter of reality possible. "Invincible, super fast, defenders of time itself? They'll probably get a few good licks in, maybe an HP or 2. Meanwhile, let's get to work."

ACTION 2: At this point the Star Destroyer Kippers owns popped into sight above them. Kippers walked out, carrying Fanfiction Winry in his arms.

"It's good you called." Kippers states, as he sets her down in front of the Brutes. "She's taken a turn for the worse."

"I've got this." CoreBrute pointed the Azure Heart at her. "By the Legendary Weapon, be purified!" The purple light filled Winry with energy. Years of pain and drug abuse vanished in an instant, and the young mechanist was radiant. She smiled at CoreBrute.

"I feel like I've got a new lease on life. Let me know how I can help."

OOC: Using the Azure heart and my action, I purified/summoned my earlier creation fanfiction suffering Winry. Now she is an entity on my side, skilled in all manner of inventions/crafting but at her absolute peak thanks to the Azure Heart's effect. Kippers isn't an entity however. He's got Sith stuff to do, so we'll see him later.

ACTION 3: As Eevee runs with the Princess in their grasp, time seems to slow to a crawl, as BrutalCore superspeeds to the Princess and gingerly takes her with him to CoreBrute (whose also fine). The Speedster entity's control over the Speedforce allows all CoreBrute's entorauge

"Princess, the Starcalibur you wield is not under it's full power. The Godmodder has sealed it's potential from you." He raises the Azure Heart and points at Winry. "Our master craftsman can help restore the connection, giving you the full power while severing the Godmodder's connection. But we need to act quickly, while he's using his actions to charge."

As the Princess rested the sword on the Azure Heart, Winry went at the sword with a hammer, the sparks beating off the Heart like it was an Anvil. The Heart glowed with each strike as she worked.

"The Heart can remove all buffs and debuffs, unless they're from another Legendary Weapon. However, the Starcalibur is currently under a debuff by the Debuff, keeping it's benefits soulbound to him." Winry notes as she works. "However, I happen to have experience working on souls and soul based materials."

The Princess looked at CoreBrute with confusion so he said quickly, "Her author wanted to blame her for everything wrong in the setting, so stated she somehow made a philosopher's stone and helped killed the Ishvalens during The Ishbal Massacre, despite not even being 10 years old-look it was a stupid piece of fanfiction and you get dumber the more you think about it. Let's just make it clear she knows what she's doing."

With a resounding crash of metal, lights shone from the Azure Heart. With luck and skill, the Godmodder's hold on the Starcalibur will vanish, taking it's power away from the Godmodder when she disappears.

Once the work is done, BrutalCore returns the princess to Eevee's fleeing arms before the other player even realised she left.

OOC: Spending my action and the action of my entity Winry to sever the soul link the Godmodder has with the Starcalibur, using the power of the Azure Heart to help remove that debuff, thus giving the full power to the Princess. (Also, CoreBrute is holding the Azure heart's base with a metal hand while this is going on, because he's not losing this legendary weapon damn it!)

If I may, I'd like to tell BrutalCore to hide until the Time Wraiths are gone. However, if you think he's done to much this turn to effectively hide, than I respect your call. Also, Time Wraiths should be arriving now. Get that Godmodder my pretties!

Winry summoned!

The Resolute Heart hammers and hammers away. Removing a debuff not from an entity, but an object? Creative. The godmodder loses his soul bond with Starcalibur. The Princess is decided: She won't be able to use it at all, since she's leaving very, very soon. So, she decides to hand Starcalibur off to a random player instead!

STARCALIBUR DISTRIBUTION ROLL: 9/31 - 9th on Playerlist - ETERNALSTRUGGLE

EternalStruggle gets Starcalibur!

OOC: I swear, I don't rig these! I never rig my rolls!

The Time Wraiths appear. They look around. They'll die if they try to intervene in a fight like this. Better to come back later to harass the godmodder then. They use TIME POWERS to teleport into the future, at a time that's bad for the godmodder. You'll see them again. Probably.

MrMirrorMan said:
ACTION:2/3
AMOUNT:1/3
I stack all the Pain Beasts on top of eachother. They are now a pain monster tower, and any healing affects all of them.

The Pain Monster tower now auto-splits any healing amongst itself!

--------

The VFD are now turned around... that means they're facing away from the godmodder, but their guns are pointed at him. So, they pull the triggers, flamethrowering both themselves AND the godmodder! On the VFD's end, the Attack shield protects them from the worst of it, but five are fatally wounded. The godmodder, meanwhile, has a heat-resistant shield thrown up around himself. He's very focused on it... So focused, BrutalCore comes in from behind and gets a hit in! 1 damage to the godmodder! The godmodder is so angry, he punches BrutalCore, dealing 20,000 damage! Looks like the guy is on death's door now...

All the entities that do stuff in the background, and don't attack, have their actions tick up. However... something's approaching on the horizon. Two somethings, from opposite directions. One is an army. The other is a ship. Most of your attacking entities are so distracted, they don't bother to attack this turn. The godmodder himself decides that, in the spirit of this relaxation, he'll sit back and watch too. Things are really coming together now.

The Sealed Dainty Princess doesn't quite know what's coming, but it's time for her to go home.

Dainty Princess: Tee hee! Thanks for the escort! I really appreciated it! Maybe we'll see each other again! Or maybe not!
Dainty Princess: Tee hee!
Dainty Princess: TEE HEE!

She opens her parasol, and flys away, taking her new battle butler and battle maid escort with her. The godmodder feels little but emptiness. This is the first time he's seen something like this happen. You managed to keep her safe? To have terrible consequences threatened, but prevent them from happening? This is something truly... new. 1 damage to the godmodder.

Well, as of right now, he's not going easy on you any more.

-------------

Moniker · Nov 2, 2017

Two forces approach you. Towards the AG side of the HEXAGONAFIELD, a ship. Towards the PG side, a large army.

The ship is massive. Painted bright red, crewed entirely by non-sentient, un-mind-controllable, un-bribable, un-hackable robots. Loaded with all manner of guns and cannons, and the hull narrows down to a sharp, sharp blade.

Aboard are three friends. The one in front steps forward. He clears his throat, and gives a shout loud enough that the whole HEXAGONAFIELD can hear.

Cera: Fellow Players! Do not be alarmed! We are here to help you! The godmodder is a powerful foe, but we have seen many Players just like you fight before, and-

Suddenly, he's cut off by a female player.

Jamie: Hello!! Cera always takes too long, so we're here to help you beat the godmodder, we've seen a lot of players die, this ship is totally cool, spent a LONG TIME working on it, help us keep it safe and it'll help keep you safe.

Cera: Ah... nicely put, Jamie.

Suddenly, he notices the Godmodder, Corebrute, and Eternalstruggle. The third player, previously in the back, now steps up to Cera's side...

Cera: Wait... Ash, are those...

Ash: Three legendary weapons. Completely unbelievable. The godmodder is toying with this group, and they seem very eager to fetch his toys for him.

Jamie: Cera! I see him! I SEE HIM!

Cera: What - Oh. Him.

Ash: Yes. Him.

Towards the PG side of the field, an army marches. An army of powerful soldiers. All of them are glowing with power - the godmodder's power. The player at their head has the most of it. He dashes up ahead of the rest of his army, arriving on the HEXAGONAFIELD before them. He, too, speaks so that the whole HEXAGONAFIELD can hear.

Xerath: Hello, AGs. Always nice to see fellow players.

Xerath: You can call me "The Neutral", if you want.

The godmodder looks at Xerath.

Xerath: As... as you requested, godmodder. We're here early. We didn't build up quite as much as we would have liked, but we're not leaving. Not until these players are crushed.

The godmodder points towards Corebrute. No, not Corebrute... the Resolute Heart.

Xerath: Oh... I see. Well... I'm sure it will be back in our hands momentarily.

Xerath: ...PLAYERS! Your armies have grown strong. But prepare to be crushed. The godmodder's just been summoning minions so far, but now you meet his proper standing army: The Soulraze Forces.

The first wave of the Soulraze Forces have arrived on the field now. They're all in heavy armor, wielding powerful weapons. They have so much gear on, you can't see the people underneath. If there are people underneath.

Furthermore, they're separated into units. Builders. Warriors. Guards.

Xerath waves his hands. From out of the ground, a massive building springs out from behind him, full of support staff, builders, food, production facilities... everything an army could need. The Soulraze HQ.

The players aboard the ship start shouting down at him.

Jamie: XERATH! TRAITOR!! We'll get you!!

Xerath: We both now that's impossible. I'm invincible, same as you are. And the godmodder knows how to keep me on the right side of the NEUTRALADDER.

Cera: Xerath... we've all had to give things up. I know it's hard, but... by holding onto her, you could be dooming-

Xerath: Shut up! Stop trying to... convince me! Stop-

The godmodder stares at Xerath.

Xerath: ...

Ash: Players. Don't waste your attacks on him. We'll have to figure out a way other than brute force to take care of him. For right now, destroy his army. We're going to work on a way to hurt the godmodder from here.

And so the battle begins.

Moniker · Nov 4, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
Focus:I place a large Magnifying glass right over the space the Soulraze Builders are and then THE SPACE LASER Fires right at the magnifying glass Doing MASSIVE damage to all the SoulRaze Builders

Also Arengith will improve the dodge rate of the space station

The Reinforcement Beacon also activates The Space mooks will each pick up a WMD and attack the Soulraze forces prioritizing the builders

Also i start a Charge.... 1/???

You have boosted the Space laser when it fires this turn! Arengith will do as you say! Reinforcement beacon will activate this turn!

hungry visitor said:
Now this is my paradise. Everything is perfect for me. The weather, mood and everything. But only 5 rounds of ascendance?
This is far from perfect. Very far.

I need something without death. So I split this. Until there is unlimited small pieces.
A new form. To small to write this.
So who is writing this?

I stare at the screen. All this wasn't real. All this won't ever be able to affect my body. I am just a sack of flesh, slowly rotting.
I am me. And this is me.
What do I do now?

An old character is destroyed, a new one emerges. It is based on will for freedom, something that brought will for strength and anger at foreign power.
The 5 rounds of ascendance are distributed to an unlimited amount of time.

And it emerges.

Spectator: Where is that character of yours?

Moderator: You should say: That character is where.

Spectator: This is just a method to make you more powerful.

Moderator: In a way. But I am AG so it is all fine.

New Char: The World

Next 3 things the World is going to do are:

[ ] raise dodge chance of AG units by 1%

[ ] Create a new entity (write in)

[ ] help an entity (specify help)

[ ] write in

Moderator: this new character will take the actions with the most votes from AG aligned people

Goodbye

Edit:
Write The World (action) to vote

for example

The World helps the GodSlayer and shields him
It also summons an army of ants
It also charges the laser (2/1)

The World is preparing...

The_Two_Eternities said:
"Volunteer Flamethrower Division, attack the Soulraze Builders! Doormaker, keep protecting the Volunteer Flamethrower Division!"

FOCUS: 1324

I continue chanting. "one remains,"

12/21

(OOC: Unofficial Itinerary VIII:

Heal (heal, not harm) the Pain Monsters (done by CaptainNZZZ and Daskter)
Attack the Soulraze Foot Soldiers (done by CoreBrute)
Attack the Soulraze Builders (done by the Volunteer Flamethrower Division, MooGoesCow21, Daskter, and Cyanogynist)
Attack the Soulraze Guard
Attack the Soulraze Elite (done by Ranger_Strider_, Anderson, and Captain.Cat)
Attack the Soulraze Headquarters (is guarded by Xerath)
-Get the Yorehammer back from the Godmodder (done by JOEbobobob)
-N-minus-two-ify Xerath (done by MrMirrorMan)
Attack the Godmodder

Also, Moniker, I think you may have made a mistake with Doormaker.

From the turn before this one. Note the one attack shield.

Your response to my post where I ordered the bodyguard arrangement to continue.

Doormaker would probably qualify for background entity...

But what happened to the attack shield from this turn?)

Charging...

Ah, yes. Attack shield added.

EternalStruggle said:
"Well, well, well." The man smirked, before adopting a more polite and respectful smile and bowing to the Princess. Starcalibur, eh? Now that helped things along quite nicely. Allowed him to finish off his defensive preparations. After that, he'd more or less leave his Beacon to itself and focus on fighting. Soulraze troops? The Godmodder's main force? He didn't know much about this, but what he did know was that this should prove quite entertaining.

FOCUS 1 - DEFENSE DRONES

Wielding Starcalibur, the man was able to do two things at once. The first thing was simple, allowing him to create a stronger ordinary defense over time. It was a rather complicated yet sleek looking factory of some kind, that at regular intervals dispensed defensive drones from a hatch that cycled open and closed on its top. Whether it was actually building them or just teleporting the things in was unclear. Regardless, the drones were fast, maneuverable, somewhat armored and had no method of attacking. They were purely for blocking shots by getting between them and the shield or the Drone Factory. The Drone Factory would produce one Defense Drone every round until the beacon was either destroyed or summoned its ship, whereupon it would summarily detonate.

FOCUS 2 - SPATIAL WARPING

The second action was far more subtle, but no less useful. Should an attack successfully penetrate the defense lines and be about to destroy the Beacon, hidden runes would activate and twist the fabric of reality so the attacker was in fact far, far away, with the distance between them growing faster than they could close, even if they used lightspeed weapons such as lasers. This would save the Beacon from destruction, but only once. When the runes burned out, it would be fully vulnerable to attack once again. Still, it was better to have a last ditch defense than not, especially with Yorehammer around.

After this was done, he turned to the newly arrived players and yelled. "HEY! Cloak seemed to mention that he was from a previous group that used to be in our position. You guys also like that? You fought like us, lost and scattered until we showed up to show you scrubs how it's done?"

Last-ditch defense and Automatic Drone Defense factory added! It adds on one "attack shield" defense drone every other turn.

Ash: ...Scrubs?

Cera: It's as you say, more or less. Sometimes, with this godmodder, flight is the only real option.

Jamie: You aren't showing us how it's done! You let the godmodder get, like, three legendary weapons already! We're saving YOU!!

Arsenical said:
(With our Halloween action done, Other Arsenical's discovery that they are existing in text are removed. Love, Meta Arsenical.)

Across the horizon, an army approaches, not like there had been enough in this godforsaken war. And the summon was only at 30% completion!

"Damn it. He would've been powerful, but a much more short-term solution is needed."

While the summoning of Micheal Jordan may be too much to ask for, there can be another use for such powerful energies already bubbling deep inside our hero.

~~~

Over the battlefield, a heavenly voice rings out.

"I just detest a player, one who lacks that jammin' flow."

Blue and red energies coalesce in the atmosphere, shifting and morphing.

"I just detest a man afraid to slam the ball down low."

They begin to take shape, a humanoid form...?

"I always spend my evenings where there's glory, game and song..."

Twelve focus charges of a player are burned, and the being falls to the battlefield, hitting it with a magnificent BOOM!

"But like a player, I always bring my basketball along."

The powers of jam and slam. United after eons apart.

BASKETBALL GUARDIAN, TRAVELIUS

TRUE ALIGNMENT: [NBA]
TEMPORARILY: [AG]

TRAVELIUS has entered the battle, his appearance that of a chiseled ancient roman statue, with both long flowing hair and beard, clothed only in a simple tunic. "WHO HAS INVOKED MY NAME?" He yells, His voice like a thousand basketballs dribbling in unison.

Arsenical approaches. "I have. Destroy the Soulraze army. It is why I have invoked you."

Travelius nodded, and with that, the guardian of basketball was unleashed upon the soulraze army. May god have mercy on their souls.

Travelius Summoned!

CaptainNZZZ said:
"Well now, things certainly have become...interesting." I say, frowning as I look across the new arrivals to the HEXAGONAFIELD.

Looking over at the Pain Monsters I heal them with dozens of splash healing potions that appear around the Pain Monsters. (x1)

Next I improve the Wall's health, adding reinforced steel bars to it's outer surfaces. (x1)

Finally summon a Master of the Forge completely subservient to my will. As the most senior and skilled techmarine of a Adeptis Astartes chapter he's both a more potent fighter and a vetter builder/repair/researcher than any of the existing techmarines individually. (x1)

+3,000 HP to each Pain Monster! +6,000 HP to the Wall!

The godmodder heads over to Master of the Forge, and gives him a logical, well-reasoned, completely fake argument that when you said "subservient to MY will" you really meant "subservient to Xerath's will". He joins the Soulraze builders, as 10 builders.

Eevee shadow bacon said:
3/3 I teleport back to my zoo and start upgrading my defences. I'm not letting my zoo get destroyed.

The zoo is now DEFENDED.

Ranger_Strider_ said:
FOCUSING!
I SUMMON YOU! METEOR SHOWER The molten boulders rain fire and hell on the Soulraze Elite.
ANDERSON! Focus on the Elites!

Captain.cat boosts your attack! 25,000 damage to the Soulraze Elite!

That-Random-Guy said:
needs threadmarking.

Moniker question: How much does the Portal Gun improve redirection actions. Is it 2 actions instead of 3 to completely redirect a entities attacks for the turn or something else?

I think it's close enough that it's fine without threadmarking... in any case, the Portal Gun makes it take less effort to fully redirect an attack. Redirecting takes more effort depending on the alignment of the entity and target - "PG will attack specific AG or N" takes less effort than "PG will attack other PG". It gives you a greater chance of success, though directing a PG towards other PGs will probably still take all three actions, directing PG attacks towards entities they might already have attacked anyways will take less than that. And for the Soulraze troops specifically, not only are they horde entities who have more resistance by default, they're also specially trained, powerful foes. Redirection is harder against them.

Daskter said:
Marines open fire! On the builders.

Command Center start upgrading to an Orbital

~~I queue a 2 more barracks.~~

I cancel those orders and instead queue up another Command Center and then another barracks.

Actions:
I summon a bunch of explosives on the SR army for an explosive Entrance into this battle.

Then i finish the lowest hp pain monster with dropping medkits that instantly heal whoever needs healing and they still need plenty of healing.

New command center and barracks queued! +5,000 HP to each Pain Monster! 6 Footsoldiers slain!

Captain.Cat said:
I stare in silence at the new forces that now stand ready to do battle. 'Damn... This just got a lot more intense, I'm a bit lost as to what to do right now. I guess I'll play support until something comes to me. Hmm, what to help with.' I counture to watch outside the window of the bar as I stay braced against my crutch surveying the field. I look over at the Starcraft Army and see the slow pace it is going at. I shake my head at the pace. 'If they can't hurry up there just going to get swatted without a second thought, I guess I should lend a helping hand. I wish for 20 more SCV's to appear next the base and start helping Daskter and his army.' Suddenly 20 SCV's appear next to the Starcraft army base and they assisting their comrades in building up the base. They are totally loyal to Daskter.

Nodding I look over to the meteor shower that Ranger_Strider_ is summoning 'Hmm, Not much else I can do right now so I'll help in making the attack more damaging.' Closing my eyes I focus my remaining more into my next wish.

'I wish for the Meteor shower to be more damaging when it hits it's target!' Suddenly the meteor shower doubles in intensity as even more molten boulders join the fray as they hurl towards the Soulraze Elite!

Your wish wasn't as effective as you'd hoped... you get 3 new SCVs for the Starcraft forces!

That-Random-Guy said:
I use the Portal Gun to redirect the attacks of the Soulraze foot soldiers into the Soulraze Headquarters

I use my left over action (I know that I have power leftover because it takes 3 actions to redirect a non-boss mob and the Portal Gun makes those actions more powerful) to partially redirect the attack of the Soulraze elite into the Soulraze Elite by using the Portal Gun to redirect its spear into its head. (I use similar methods on the Soulraze foot soldiers)

The soulraze foot soldiers, in momentary confusion, turn around to face Soulraze headquarters! They find Xerath staring in their path, and remember what they were supposed to do. 30 of the footsoldiers, though, are still confused. They're incapacitated, this turn. Your portal gun malfunctions, having already been used this turn! The soulraze elite is unaffected!

Xerath: Godmodder soldiers are anti-portal trained. You vastly overestimate the power of a tool that was whipped up in one turn. Try it on something weaker.

hungry visitor said:
Sorry only for AG cause I am AG and cannot act against it.

The Godslayer gains a higher dodge rate. As I am the World, luck and dodging can be influenced. Space bends, time speeds up or slows down, gravitation changes and with it, directions.
Luck is best described as: The World prefers me or, the World is like I like it.
This is the reason Godslayer will sometimes not be hit by an attack, even if he should.

The World gains with three actions 300 Surrealism. 250 of it is spent on the dodge rate. The rest lingers and has an interest rate of 1%.

51 Surrealism gained (300 - 250= 50 50+1% =50,5 (rounded up) 51Surrealism)

Surrealism and it being spent can too be specified, but there will always be 50 to spare.

With this the World did its action.

The Godslayer is boosted with a permanent 10% base dodge chance!

Jamie: Thank you!!

CoreBrute said:
CoreBrute was awestruck by the new ship coming to help them. He turned to Winry and said,

"It's time." He handed her a small item he kept on his keychain. "You know what you got to do."

"It's going to take time." She responded, clenching the small drill in her fist.

"Good things come to those who wait." The two nodded at each other before she hurried off to work.

OOC: Entity action-Winry is building something. It will take 3 turns.

BrutalCore looks pretty messed up from the last attack from the Godmodder. CoreBrute moves to help, but BrutalCore just grins at him.

"My healing factor no longer has to deal with Velocity 9 killing me. Now I can heal back to full."

"Well take your time, don't push yourself alright?" CoreBrute responded with concern.

BrutalCore will be spending this turn regenerating damage, using his Flash-esc healing factor.

CoreBrute rushed to Eevee's zoo, stopping when he came face to face with Eevee shadow bacon. He then pulled out the Resolute Heart.

"Eevee." He addressed them. "You've been acting erratically for a while now. I don't know what's happened to you, if you've always been secretly against us like HV was, or if the strain of fighting the Godmodder caused you to snap. However, before then you were always a loyal ally and someone I once considered a friend in this warsoaked field." He placed the Resolute Heart in Eevee's hand.

"I want to believe that good person is still in there. I hope this Legendary Weapon can help you showcase that to everyone." He then stepped back and looked around the zoo. "I really like this place. It takes someone special to decide to showcase nature's wonder, in such an unnatural place." He then turned and returned to the fight, not looking back to see how Eevee used the Legendary Weapon. It was literally out of his hands.

FOCUS ACTION 1, 2 and 3: Standing before the Soulraze army, CoreBrute felt the urge to laugh.

"Is this what the Godmodder considers Elite?" CoreBrute slammed his fists into the earth, grabbing on with intense strength.

"Do you really think so little of us?" And then he pulled. And pulled. As he did, the ground itself started to shake.

"WE." A large crack began to form in the earth where CoreBrute stood.

"ARE." The crack zig zagged forward towards the Soul Raze Guards, startling them, then towards the Elites.

"PLAYERS!" With a final heave of metallic hands, CoreBrute ripped the tectonic plates apart, creating a gaping maw where hundreds of the Soul Raze forces fell into. How could simple well equipped people stand against individuals strong enough to rend the world itself?

~~My targets are footsoldiers first, then if there's damage left over, the Guards, and then if there's damage left, the Elites.~~

Decided not to attack the Footsoldiers, becasuse That-Random-Guy said he's got this. So, Guards first, and any left over damage on the Elites.

I'd ideally like to target the entire Soul Raze army, but that would lilely dillute the effect, so I want to eliminate the groups that I can.

Winry is working! Resolute Heart given to Eevee Shadow Bacon! They're currently teetering on the edge of N-2, but they haven't fallen off just yet...

7 Soulraze guards killed!

MrMirrorMan said:
ACTION:1/3
AMOUNT:3/3 FOCUSED
Something strange up with the alignment of Xerath? Hmm, the godmodder said that he know's how to keep his alignment at it's N+2 status, but that can't be, he's working directly against the interests of the AG, which means his alignment shouldn't be that high, he didn't do anything to earn it! So the answer must be that the godmodder must be CHEATING to keep it at N+2! Hahahahah, it was so simple to figure out, haha ha ha ... ha ... wait what.
Back on the battlefield, the mirror man with a clock for a face that owns a slot machine on the field of battle, those that would be looking in his direction would notice his. . . 'facial?' expressions change from contemplative to jolly, to . . pure, absolute rage and bloodlust. The dissonance is quite disconcerting.
Godmodder's perspective:I look up at the latest Threadmark Update with annoyance. Really, not so subtly tell them I did something to alter his [N] Meter, sure, they probably wouldn't have fallen for it at all, but it's the thought that counts. I suddenly feel an intense bloodlust directed at me from . . . the Mirror? What did I do to OH GOD HE'S RIGHT HERE! Before I can retaliate, the mirror has a hand around my neck and why haven't my anti-attack measures activated already, is quite a painful hold to be honest. He them speaks to me, saying "Do you not value the sacredness of a game? DO YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HOW YOU PLAY A GAME! DO YOU EVEN PLAY BY THE VERY RULES YOU YOURSELF HAVE SET, CASTING THEM ASSIDE FOR A STUPID, BARELY-WORTH-IT BENEFIT, BECAUSE AS FAR AS I SEE, THEN XERATH BEING A [N+2] HAS NO BENEFITS, AS WE KNOW THAT THEY ARE OUR ENEMY! Do you know what I do to cheaters? I undo their cheating, and punish them for it." Your ears are ringing after the mirror's yelling, why does he care that much, he said it so himself, the AG can still attack the SR army, there is barely any benefit, besides being able to prevent them from attacking Xerath and forcing him over to the AG side. "I suppose you know that I'm a casino manager right?" the mirror man continues, and you end up nodding, despite yourself. "So you can understand why I HATE cheaters, as they make my life so stressful. So, I hope you understand why I'm going to have to do this." You realize that you haven't made any attempts to escape from the mirror man's during his entire rant, and you realize you are going to have to pay for that. The mirror man winds up a fist, and in instinct, you close your eyes. A few seconds pass, and nothing. . . and a few more, and still nothing. You open you eyes and see the mirror man rummaging around in one of his pocket's for something. . .with a third arm. You are starting to figure out why your defences didn't trigger. He isn't going to attack you, is he? You are proven right when he takes notice of you again. "Hmm? What, you thought I was going to hit you? Heavens no, I don't punish cheaters with violence." He says dropping you. "I just give them a penalty in the game their playing." And with that, a fist is sent forward by the mirror, punching into the >>>Update box!!!<<<, you suddenly realize what he is going to do, and before you can stop him, he is in the hole, and it seals up.

In the Update Box:All is quite in the update box, as it is a single place, with no living thing inside of it, or, well, IT WAS. There is now a mirror man in it, and he goes on over to one of the texts there, the one that reads "Xerath [N+2]". As he walks over to it, he pulls out a black pen and some white-out, splashing white-out on the [N+2], writing [N-2] in it's place. "Welp, as is now right with the world. . . Now how do I get out."

Your rant and reality-warping alignment-changing takes Xerath down to N+1! Looks like you accidentally changed the "2" instead of the "+"... The godmodder makes Xerath immune to any further forcible alignment-changing. Now only he can make choices to reduce his own alignment.

Cera: You know how in videogames with morality systems, if you pet a dog to gain 1 morality point, and you need 1,000 morality points to achieve true goodness, all you need to do is pet a dog 1,000 times? That, plus a healthy dose of godmoddery, is how Xerath is where he is. He won't change alignment unless he acts directly against the AGs. And somehow, protecting the Soulraze troops that are specifically attacking the AGs counts as "indirectly".

Xerath: ...

Cyanogynist said:
FOCUS - DAB ON THE HATERS!

"Ow, the edge."

The boy channels the energies of another section of the Internet. A somewhat dead one, from which many cancers have spawned from. Some may know this as "six-second YouTube."

Yes, folks, I'm talking about Vine.

The boy dabs on the Soulraze Builders. It's Everyday Bro plays obnoxiously in the background, and their heads explode from how bad it is.

Little_Hunter said:
"BUT WHAT IF THE HATERS DAB BACK????"
The Soulraze Builders dab back. Cyanogynist promptly compulsively blocks them on Twitter.

DAB BATTLE ensues! Cyanogist and the hating builders dab and dab and dab! They dab so hard, 25 of them die!

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Cera, Ash, and Jamie all give the Godslayer attack shields!

Xerath gives the Soulraze Elite an attack shield!

Xerath: Not doing anything that would be against the AGs, no... just protecting my own entities.

V:

The Pain Monsters all tear into the Soulraze guard, killing 15 of them!

AG:

Soulraze guards get in the way of AG entity attacks this turn!

The space station fires the SUPER LASER! The guard take the brunt of the attack, and with MooGoestheCow's magnifying glass, they lose 14 of their number in the process! 5 space mooks are deployed! A weapon of mass destruction is produced, the VFD get a new attack shield, and the Starcraft army progresses. Brutalcore gets 10,000 HP, and Winry works on her invention.

The VFD, seasonal units, Anderson, and Travelius launch themselves at the Guard forces, knowing their attacks won't get through aimed at anyone else! They kill 22 guards total!

The Godslayer rains fire and blood from afar! 14 more guards are slain!

PG:

The Soulraze builders get 5 new friends from HQ, and split their efforts between their projects. With luck, they can complete several at the same time.

The Soulraze Elite takes 20 foot soldiers, and they go after the Seasonal Units! It's brutal. Summer, Winter, Spring... all dead.

An additional 15 foot soldiers split off and head towards Hungry Visitor's Mass Destruction factory. It too, is destroyed.

Of the remaining 29 non-incapacitated soldiers, 10 attack Arengith (10,000 damage), 10 head over to the Space Station and butcher some Space engineers (100 dead), and the last 9 manage to corner Anderson, dealing 9,000 damage to him.

The Soulraze guard, in less good condition but still strong, comes up after the footsoldiers! They surround Travelious and begin smacking him around, dealing 10,500 damage to him.

Many more Soulraze troops are still arriving on the field. 20 new footsoldiers, 30 new guards, and a new Soulraze elite appears!

The godmodder is quite pleased with the display. He reminds Xerath that CaptainNZZZ is a major threat, and that as an [N] player, he can be attacked without jeopardizing Xerath's N+1 status. Though annoyed at his delay and lack of Legendary Weapons, he has faith that his army will win the day. Right, Xerath?

Xerath: Right...

The godmodder continues on his Project Charge.

Also, he sends the anti-Eevee pokemon, GYARADOS, at Eevee shadow bacon to retrieve the Resolute Heart!

N:

The Skeletal Warrior sees his chance! Drawing on the last of the healing power CaptainNZZZ gave him, he strikes at the Pain Monsters, giving both of them 3,000 HP! This kills the 18,000 x 2 Pain Monster! Hurrah!

The reinforcement beacon is shining just a little more than last turn.

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! Maybe that pie-related method could help...
-Protect the Godslayer!
-Defeat Xerath and the Soulraze Forces!

Minor tasks:

Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're making progress on a space station with great potential!
Protect the SCVs building Stacraft buildings!
Protect Doormaker! He can help with any portal-related tasks!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction can buff allied entities!
Eternalstruggle's beacon will call in a spaceship! But he's neutral, so is it a good or bad thing?

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG]Godslayer: 200,000/200,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A, Specials: Target Strike (ready in 3!), Collide (ready in 9!)(Boss)(10% dodge chance)(protected from 3 attacks)
[AG]Cera
[AG]Ash
[AG]Jamie

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(10% dodge rate)(Dodge run - 25% complete)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 5!)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready in 4!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: 53% complete, cost: 10, holds one AG portal
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers every turn!
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 140(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)
Arengith the Enchanter: 12,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)
Space mooks: 50 x 5 HP, 50 x 5A

[AG - hungry visitor]Weapon of Mass Destruction: 1,200/1,200 HP x 6, +500A each(can be equipped by entities)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 25 HP, 400 x 25A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)(guarding Doormaker)(protected from 2 attack)
[N]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)(portal-shielding VFD)

[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(200 TA):
SCV: 30/30 x 15 HP(building barracks)(1 MULE - worth 5 SCVs)
Marines: 100 x 3 HP, 100 x 3A
Command center: 5,000/5,000 HP(+1 SCV per turn)(orbital command upgrading - done in 2!)
Command center: 0% complete(cost: 1 SCV = 1.5%)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 HP(+1 marauder per turn), Tech lab: 2,000/2,000 HP
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 HP(+1 marine per turn)
Barracks: 0% complete (cost: 1 SCV = 5%)
Factory: 57.5% complete(cost: 1 SCV = 2.5%)

[AG - Corebrute]BrutalCore: 15,000/40,000 HP, 10,000A
Winry: 8,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills!, building something (done in 2!)

[AG - Ranger_Strider]Anderson: 17,000/30,000 HP, 7,000 x 2A (30% dodge rate)

[AG - Arsenical]Travelius: 29,500/40,000 HP, 15,000A

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(50,500 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A (working on +1,000 damage resistance for Wall, done in 3!)
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 25 HP, 500 x 25A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+4 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 42 HP, 250 x 42A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000 x 2A (500 damage resistance)
Wall: 26000 HP(+1000 HP per turn)(protecting all entities)(50% dodge rate)(-1,000 all damage taken)(thorny: 1000 damage to all attackers)(protected from 1 attack)

[ANTI-V]Skeletal Warrior: 10,000/10,000 HP, 3,000 x 2A

[N]Slots Machine: 50,000/50,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - EternalStruggle]Reinforcement beacon: 5,000/5,000 HP (Calling spaceship in 12!)(+1 attack shield in 1!)(1 last-ditch defense)
Shield: 20,000/20,000 HP

[P]Peacekeepers(22,300 total attack)(Unbribable):
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP(protecting Peacekeepers)
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 60, 225x60A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners III: 50/50 HP x 30, 360x30A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 125/125 x 20 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 40, building new barracks (done in 2!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 50, researching upgrade limit break eternity(done in 5!)
HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 2, hiring Negotiator(complete in 1!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP
Bar/Brewery
Possesses 14,800 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped), Anti-Mind control

[SR]Soulraze Foot Soldiers: 1,000 x 114 HP, 500 x 114A

[SR]Soulraze Builders: 800 x 90 HP
Barracks: 50% complete (1 builder = 2% completion)
Regen Generator: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Shield Generator: 65% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)

[SR]Soulraze Guard: 3,000 x 58 HP, 250 x 58A (not currently protecting anyone - getting in the way of all AG attacks!)

[SR]Soulraze Elite: 5,000/30,000 HP, 10,000A, Special: Dual Stab (ready in 1!)(protected from 1 attack)
Soulraze Elite: 30,000/30,000 HP, 10,000A, Special: Dual Stab (ready in 2!)

[N+1]Xerath (bodyguarding Headquarters)
[SR]Soulraze Headquarters: 100,000/100,000 HP (+5 builders each turn)

Oncoming reinforcements (reinforcing SoulRaze forces every turn for 3 more turns)

[PG]Godmodder: 235/300 HP(Project Charge: 3/4)

[V]Pain Monster: -64,000/0 HP, 2,000 x 4A (+2,000 HP per turn)

Player info:

Captain.cat
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21 (Charge: 1/???)
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(Realm of Mimes: 3/5)(Targeted by Dreadnought)(Resolute Heart: No negative status effects)
[N]CaptainNZZZ
[N]EternalStruggle(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
Hungry visitor(Ascendance)
[N+1]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
The_Two_Eternities(Charge: 12/21)
That-Random-Guy
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 8/15)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man
Cyanogist
[N-1]Little Hunter

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condensor(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 0
Portal Gun
Charge Booster (damage: 0/20)

Moniker · Nov 6, 2017

Page of Time said:
The cheery girl throws a healing potion in the Pain Monster's direction.

+18,000 HP to the Pain Monster!

Little_Hunter said:
The Meister replaces all the soulraze builder's spleens with balls of pure toxicity. After a glorious speech on not needing spleens and how the balls of toxins actually gives them the ability to inflect (carefully mispronounced as "inflict") poison-based debuffs, they all die of the black plague. Since, y'know.

No spleen = weakened immune system.

9 builders slain!

MrMirrorMan said:
ACTION:1/3
AMOUNT:1/3
[X]Roll Slots
Hmmmmmm, so they aren't cheating, just abusing a loophole in the game's design. . . discontent grumbling sigh, while not as bad as cheater's this type of shenanigans are still annoying, but I can't be mad. Seeing as there is only one more Pain Beast, I trap it in a box, preventing it from taking actions, because I am curious if I can tame this beast. It can be useful if working for the N side.

The Pain Beast is NOT HAPPY about being trapped in a box. He chews his way out, and is hurt significantly by the pain from eating through the box material. 3,000 damage to the Pain Monster.

MooGoesCow21 said:
I Stab the Soulraze elite then I Heal Arengith

Your attack is blocked by the attack shield! +12,000 HP to Arengith!

JOEbobobob said:
that mem'ry left so far behind: 10/15 (boosted once by charge booster)
wait, is the player info saying I'm closer to N+1 or N-1? because I don't think I've actually done anything against the AG's yet, so if its -1 thats... weird.
Now, I couuuuuld attack the headquarters... but I could also attack the godmodder, and I dislike him more. plus, I don't even know what the headquarters do so...
action [1x] Physics, Physics, physics. I wonder if you can tell where I'm going with this?
I freeze time.
more accurately, I freeze time for the godmodder, as well as every molecule exactly 6 meters from a part of his body, assuming his body is 2 meters tall & wide or less.
(he'd be able to resist, but my time-freeze is based on my mental choice of target, so he can't dodge, and yorehammer stops it from being blocked or protected against.)
this means the godmodder is time-frozen, and is also encased in a orb of timefroze matter.
as such, I could not attack him if I tried; Timefrozen stuff can't move, its time frozen! that stops its momentum! that makes the orb nigh-indestructible and impassible.
I proceed to get a chair, a recliner which is particularly comfy, and sit in it. time to read a good book. how about... eh, I'll read an online harry potter ripoff, not like I've got anything better left to read.
time passes.
I finish the book. this takes about 32 hours.
somehow, no significant battlefield effects happen during this time, and the godmodder remains timefrozen, as does the orb around him.
I forgot to mention earlier, but its also a very hot and sunny day at the moment. so I'm a bit sweaty. as I wipe off the sweat, I accidentally end the time-freeze.
the orb of stuff stays more or less the same position its already in, though it can now move and no longer blocks movement by things.
the godmodder, meanwhile, is instantly crushed from the outside in, into a stick-figure-like shape of crumpled matter... or his atoms just scatter, not sure.
Physics!
every time an air molecule bumped into the godmodders time-frozen body, it lost the momentum it had that was moving it in that direction, and transferred this momentum to the godmodder.
being time-frozen, the godmodder's atoms or parts could not be moved by this, so they just... keep the momentum. energy's not created or destroyed after all, so it has to go somewhere.
the orb is being bumped into equally from both sides, more or less, so the momentum it had doesn't do that much, aside from making every atom there move in a functionally random direction at a high speed and do pretty much nothing.
the godmodders atoms, however, only have non-timefrozen stuff on one side; only that side of the atom can be bumped into, and it can only get momentum from atoms moving towards that side, and pushing In.
the sun kept the momentum from running out, and the heat meant there was more momentum to begin with.
suppose you poked a iron breastplate once. no damage, right?
suppose you did this 9283 times. still pretty much no damage, right?
suppose you took the force of that poke, and multiplied it by 9283 times.
that would be probably more force then a large rock falling on the armor, and its all in a single point. lotsa damage.
so every part of the godmodders body experiences, over a single planck instant, 2.13706924698e+48 times the force it would normally experience in the same instant, and all this force is pushing inwards. since its a hot day, thats another x3 or so probably, but thats pretty much negligible. the godmodder has been crushed.
action [x1] smaller attack.
I hit the godmodder with the best hammer in the world.
the godmodder proceeds to steal the hammer.
I ask him why he bothered.
he says yorehammer is a legendary weapon and he needs those.
the best hammer in the world explodes and rips his hands to shreds
I point out that thats not yorehammer, its the best hammer the world! it tastes amazing and explodes if the person who holds it is capable of being harmed and has no plans to eat it. I am currently incapable of being harmed, the godmodder is not.
the best hammer in the world was determined as the best by a society of compulsive everything-eaters, who eat everything. its the first hammer to taste good, so they love it.
and this is an attack by me, so it still gets the yorehammer bonus.

CHARGE BOOSTER ROLL: 10/20 - Works fine

Both attacks land on the godmodder successfully! The first deals 2 damage, the second 1. The godmodder makes himself immune to future time-freezing and incredibly-magnified momentum damage. And also, damage dealt by exploding hammers.

Attacking the godmodder with a good attack despite not having a weapon to steal? You rise up to N+1!

EternalStruggle said:
"Yes, scrubs." The man says. "If you weren't scrubs, we wouldn't have to be winning for you. And yeah we've gotten three Legendary Weapons. Do you know how many he currently is using? Zero, because we have them all right now. Your giant overpowered doomship is a great help to the AGs and all, but if you think we couldn't clean up these Soulraze noobs alone then you're dead wrong. These line forces the Godmodder has are damn impressive, don't get me wrong, but it's nothing we can't handle." He raises Starcalibur high, pointing it skywards. "Speaking of, I should do something about them."

FOCUS - MAIN BATTERY, ACTIVATE!

Far away in a flying fortress the size of a city, a woman noted an energy spike on the distant battlefield. Sighing, Amelia rose to her feet, and grimaced as needles filled with green fluid plunged into her neck, allowing her to feel her face again and confirming that yes, it hadn't rotted off when she wasn't looking. Good thing a more permanent cure was on the way was the immediate thought that came to mind. She walked over to one of the many command consoles of the bridge, a variety of buttons and switches that were all under one label, printed on a platinum plaque at the top - "MAIN BATTERY ACTIVATION CONTROLS".

What followed was a long and elaborate process.

Three central switches were flicked upwards with one hand as Amelia deftly used her other to grab a lever and yank it downwards. Green lights began to blink on at places in the panel while a handle jerked up from its resting place. Grabbing the handle, the already somewhat exasperated woman twisted it sideways before pushing it back down, then proceeding to input a passcode on a number pad near the top left of the array of items. She pressed her finger down on a raised button next to some sort of tiny hatch while also beginning to wave her hand over a stone circle, seemingly out of place amidst the various bits of technology. Various runes at the edge lit up a bright yellow in a seemingly random order, if you didn't know what was said, and when they were all burning bright the center of the circle shot up a beam of light to the ceiling.

As this was happening, the fingerprint scanner had finished scanning and authorized Amelia for access. As soon as her finger was safely out of the way, a small tube shot up, the curved metal plate in front sliding away to reveal a gently glowing blue interior. Pointing her left hand that had just touched the scanner upwards, a small distortion in spacetime appeared just above the surface and began to move upwards, leaving in its wake a blue crystal. Uneven, but mostly just the right size and shape to fit inside the open tube. He other had clenched into a fist and twisted, causing the light above the stone circle to twist into a double helix formation before collapsing back into the center of the circle. The runes on the edge had changed in shape completely, and also color. Now they glowed a bright but still ominous red instead.

The blue crystal had fully formed, revealing it to be the correct height for insertion. The distortion in space disappeared by itself, and the crystal continued to hover above Amelia's hand. Soon, it simply moves in a straight line over to the tube, the blue of the crystal matching well with the blue glow of the containment unit. The metal plate slid back over the hole, sealing it shut once again, and the tube descended back into the console, beginning to spin and then whine as it powered up. The miniature hatch snapped shut over it, removing the issue of noise and glow, and also for safety purposes of any small robo-kittens that happened to be on the bridge, although there weren't any right now.

The large command table at the center of the room finally turned on, displaying a holographic image of the main battlefield. Dots of various sizes and colors appeared, most constantly moving, all labeled with a name, those she took an interest in having lines drawn up from their dots to boxes of various known abilities such as toughness and ability to do damage in convenient numerical format. One white dot, her, hmm, eccentric friend she'd call him, was the source of the energy pulse. More accurately, it was the sword he was holding. There was also a secondary energy ping of the same frequency. The actual ping, the first was just him using the sword. So, there was a large amount of grey dots, Soulraze Forces, the Godmodder's army. They were her target.

She pressed a hand against the table, and a yellow circle appeared. A few quick motions had it rise up, revealing that it was actually a stack of yellow circles. Another handful of gestures had the various circles slam down over a large section of grey dots, turning transparent and listing off various numbers, such as expected damage and terrain deformation. Those circles represented blast radii. Now it was time for the actual attack to begin.

FOCUS - MAIN BATTERY, FIRE!

The outer surfaces of what was essentially the figure's house seemed plain, but contained secrets. Down near the middle of the thing a variety of secondary railgun batteries sat. Impressive, but fairly ordinary. Higher up on the inward sloping surfaces lay the main weapons, even if they were not obviously visible.

A vast section of plate, kilometers of metal, slid down, revealing themselves to be separated across almost imperceptible lines with the rest of the armor, for it was not one continuous piece. It seemed ever so slight in comparison to the scope of the thing, but it was quite a few meters down rail tracks. Then, the plate split into two, one half sliding up and the other down, revealing the weapon batteries underneath to the world. Red lights flashed as alarm klaxons blared while the automated procedures activated, a vast array of guns sliding upwards to the surface on vast tracks, platforms rising up as shells were shifted around into position by an array of robotic arms, holding racks and pistons. When the array of ammunition and guns reached the surface, two parts stuck further out still. The cannons themselves were raised above their usual space flush with a massive internal bulkhead, allowing the squat weapons to stretch out along extendable rails, exposing the interior of them to the light. Also emerging from this plate were large pistons opposite the cannons, and in between the two were holes, beneath which was a shell for each cannon and another piston to push it up.

The pistons pushed the shells up and then in the cannons across the vast array of them. Click clack.

The cannons rose up, assuming firing position. Behind them, circular doors had cycled open and revealed massive pillars. Click.

The pillars fell back down, firing the cannons. As one, a large number of shells fired off, the recoil compressing the cannons back down to their squat original form, before once more spreading out their plates. Boom click.

Then, of course, they descended back down to loading position as the vertical pillars behind them silently rose back up. Click. And the cycle repeated itself.

Click clack click boom click click.

Click clack click boom click click.

Click clack click boom click click.

Clickclackclickboomclickclick.

All of this towards the aim of destroying the Soulraze Foot Soldiers utterly. As the artillery fire landed, each shell detonated. They all contained powerful plasma warheads, so with each wave that landed a new row of newborn suns flared up in the midst of the unfortunate foe, doing more damage with both shockwave and raw burning heat, devastating the foe that was caught in the barrage. After it was done, the Soulraze Foot Soldiers might still be around, but they would be significantly reduced. After a heavy firing of the primary batteries, and the many plasma shells that landed and detonated, with not a single dud among them, the vast array of firepower slid back down as the plating moved back into place. Soon the weapons were invisible once again, as if nothing had ever happened. The evidence, of course, was in the scorched hexagons and much reduced number of opposing troops.

These were the Godmodder's main army, mightier than his Sealed units and other minions. It was time to see how well the new Players could fare against such foes. Hopefully, the answer was pretty well.

(This is just a six action attack on the Foot Soldiers. Thank you, Starcalibur! Speaking of.)

The man looks at the sword and smirks. That's pretty much his lot for now though, since he can feel his lifeforce being drained significantly. He looks around before shrugging, and decides to give the weapon to one of the AGs. Hmm, picking one at random, and-

You!

Arsenical has been given Starcalibur by EternalStruggle. This means he has six actions, but only starting next turn.

60 Soulraze foot soldiers obliterated with an incredible TIMES SIX MEGA ACTION! Starcalibur given to Arsenical. Impressive.

Cera, though impressed by your attack, sighs at your words.

Cera: Just as I thought... you don't understand. The godmodder will have his tools back momentarily. And if we don't do anything, he'll keep getting them, too.

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I take hold of the legendary artifact and game at its beauty. As I continue to stare, I feel my sanity slowly start to reconstruct itself. "This....this what true sanity feel like. I had forgotten up until now" I whisper. I turn my gave toward the filthy, lying GM partner and his lying alignment. This filled me with great rage, so I decide that maybe, just maybe, I should rejoin the AG side again. Not yet, but soon.

[1/3] I turn to the dab battle and seeing the god-forbidden memes fills me with fury. I take my ledgenary weapon and exploit it's power. Since it removes both curses and buffs, it must have picked up quite a bit of lingering after-effects, unable to do anything, but still there. I carefully search for the one that I need, and apply it to Little_Hunter. Now, until I personally remove it, a finger will always be direct floating exactly 1 centimeter from the front of his face and a small, but annoying voice will endlessly chant, "I'm not touching you" directly into his ears.

Little_Hunter is now annoyed!

Daskter said:
"Marines open fire! On the builders". (ooc nothing was mentioned about this last turn...)

The 2 marines by some miracle actually managed to murder a Builder because nobody was looking when they hit a lonely Builder and filled him with bullets, not really healthy.

Oh I didnt notice the SR Guards blocked our attacks,
Actions.

I sneakily got past all the Guards and sabotage the Shield Generator while it is still under construction meaning it should be much more fragile than it should be.

The marines did make a valiant effort to attack the Guards. But their attacks couldn't even kill one of them, they were just swallowed up in the mass. They are just too weak.

You sabotage the shield generator! The Soulraze builders immediately notice, and urgh, this will take some repair work... -10% shield generator construction!

Arsenical said:
"Travelius! You can't die now!" Arsenical says. The twelve charge summon was a lot of work put into a summon, all that work would go to waste! He needs health, a supporter, and only one person could be like that...

Out of his pocket, an ASTERISK is revealed, the stuff of legends. They allow you to freely change your CLASS, depending on which asterisk you hold. He only had a few of them, but this one was certainly going to come in handy.

Arsenical quickly changes his CLASS from FREELANCER to WHITE MAGE, his well-worn sweatshirt and other casual clothing being traded for a white robe and a fine hood.

"Comfy. I like it."

With the change invoked, he casts two spells: First, AEROGA is cast upon the Soulraze guard, the winds cutting through their armor and forcing them away from TRAVELIUS, while Arsenical heals the after mentioned basketball guardian with a significant blast of CURADA.

Bravely Default! Neat! +9,000 HP to Travelius! 4 Soulraze guard slain!

Ranger_Strider_ said:
FOCUS:
I GRANT YOU STRENGTH! I place shields on the Godslayer

+3 attack shields to Godslayer!

Jamie: Thanks. We've got enough now!

Cera: Going much higher than 5 attack shields tends to have diminishing returns. Mostly due to the godmodder's influence.

CaptainNZZZ said:
Rolling my eyes at the Godmodder's predictable behavior I sigh, it's difficult to keeping growing as an independent power when certain beings kept being problematic!

FOCUS - Redirection Is The Best Direction

I subtlety manipulate reality for a single turn lasting double layered ability. The primary effect is should Xerath attack me and/or my entities this turn they attack will be redirectioned to instead hit a random AG player.

The secondary effect, only showing up if Xerath doesn't attack me and/or my entities this turn or if there's enough power left after redirecting Xerath's attack, is reflecting attacks aimed at me and/or my entities back at whoever is attacking, leaving whatever was attacked safe and whatever attacked harmed by their own attack.
On the entity side I things I decide to exploit an massive flaw in the Soulraze forces. As my entities are all neutral the Soulraze guards can't get in the way of their attacks as they're only getting in the way of all AG attacks.

Grinning I order my Thunderhawks and Undead Warriors to attack the attack shielded Soulraze Elite, the Thunderhawks taking away his attack shield and the Undead Warriors killing him. (if that Soulraze Elite is dead they'll instead attack the Soulraze Builders)

The Eagles, one of the Custom M1 Abrams' attacks and the Weak skeletons all go for the Soulraze Builders.

The second attack of the Custom M1 Abrams will hit the in construction Shield Generator.

The reality manipulation threatens to redirect Xerath...

Xerath: ...Fine then.

He probably won't attack directly this turn. Your entities are all targeting key points of the Soulraze army!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
[2/3] I tighten my grip on the heart and tackle Xerath. I activate the heart, saying "N-1 and N+1 sure are similar to buffs and debuffs, let's change that shall we?"
The heart strips us of our alignment, leaving us at a solid N. I quickly dropkick Xerath as he is shocked from the attack and teleport back to my zoo, yelling "THE GM CAN'T PROTECT YOU FROM A LEGENDARY WEAPON!"

You tackle Xerath, and use the true power of the RESOLUTE HEART! By ALIGNMENT TRANSFER, Xerath is reduced to [N], and you are upgraded to [N]! But... in the process, Xerath managed to get his hands around the Resolute Heart, and take it from you! The godmodder is immediately next to him, and Xerath hands the heart over.

The godmodder has re-acquired the Resolute Heart.

The_Two_Eternities said:
"Volunteer Flamethrower Division, attack the Soulraze Guards! Doormaker, keep portal-protecting the Volunteer Flamethrower Division!"

FOCUS: 1655

I continue chanting. "I call you,"

15/21

(OOC: Unofficial Itinerary IX:

Stop GYARADOS (maybe done by Eevee shadow bacon)
Heal (heal, not harm) the Pain Monster (done by Page of Time)
Delay the Barracks (done by That-Random-Guy and BrutalCore)
Delay the Shield Generator (done by That-Random-Guy, the Custom M1 Abrams and maybe Daskter)
Attack the Soulraze Foot Soldiers (done by EternalStruggle and Daskter)
Attack the Soulraze Builders (done by Little_Hunter, MrMirrorMan, That-Random-Guy, the Marines, the Eagles, the Custom M1 Abrams, and the weak skeletons)
Attack the Soulraze Guards (done by the Volunteer Flamethrower Division and Cyanogynist)
Attack the Soulraze Elites (done by Little_Hunter, the Thunder Hawks, and the Undead Warriors)
Attack the Soulraze Headquarters (done by the Soulrazter Monsters)
-N-minus-two-ify Xerath (done by Eevee shadow bacon)
Attack the Godmodder (done by JOEbobobob)

Incidentally, I've done the math, and unless I'm mistaken, the current PG attack is 91,500.)

Charging... the VFD will do as you say.

Daskter said:
I give 2 Charges to The_Two_Eternities(Charge: 12/21)

(Ill give 1 more charge next turn, this should shorten your charge by 1 turn)

Instead i just continue murdering SR footsoldiers. After sabatoging the Shield Generator.

After you sabotage the shield generator, you murder some SR footsoldiers! You kill 6!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I rickroll little-hunter, ending his turn early.

Little-hunter just ignores the rickroll...

Little_Hunter said:
The Meister simply pulls out a single needle, and cuts a slit in the side of the finger before him, moments before the finger unravels into fabric, and the voice is suddenly choked by blood, before seemingly dying. The slit travels... into a soulraze elite, who falls apart.

He simply ignores the rickroll, instead of using the top-secret, one-turn-costing SUPER SECRET RICK ROLL BANISHMENT RITUAL:tm:.

"What blatant hypocrisy, and complete ignorance. If you could see worth a sheep's brain, you'd see the dabber was your dear friend Terry and the Soulraze Builders, not me."

Soulraze elite slain!

MrMirrorMan said:
ACTION:2/3
AMOUNT:2/3 Semi-Focused
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They all feel so... aneurysm-ed... 8 die!

SLOTS ROLL: 5 8 6

Captain.Cat said:
Slowly I have healed up and now I have my missing foot back but still still most of my ribs are cracked and bruised so it still hurts a good deal. I keep watching the battle from the window. 'Hmm well I guess I can try to heal up some of our guys while until I'm fully healed, but who to pick first?'

Focus action - "Healing Aura"

I look over at BrutalCore and see that he is pretty messed up. After a moment I close my eyes and make my wish. 'I wish for BrutalCore to be healed from his injuries.' Suddenly A green aura surrounds BrutalCore and at a steady pace his injuries start to heal. His burnt skin turns into fresh smooth skin without a hint of it having been damage before. Cuts that were leaking blood stop leaking and the blood recede back where it came and the cuts nit themselves back together. The cracked bones start healing at a rapid speed until they were good as new.

+20,000 HP to BrutalCore!

That-Random-Guy said:
FOCUS: Portal-Based Environmental Hostility (PB-E-H)

So my portal gun is significantly less awesome than I thought. Time for some lateral thinking.

Fact 1: Simply existing involves dealing with considerable pressures. The average human body is a tightly linked network of thousands of high pressures parts and fragile pieces that each individually could cause the whole assemblage to break down in a massive change reaction if something as small as a molecule were to break in the right place, never mind the complex balance of temperature and pressure that keeps certain parts from pop or splat. Anything with less then 1 HP would surely die instantly from simply being.

Fact 2: I hold a portal gun, and through my power the means to make the portals it makes rather abnormal. (One-way, for instance)

What I do: After flying into the air, I create a set of rather large portals away from the battlefield, just strong enough to admit air and the light that fills this place. Than I create a set of rather smaller exit portals all the way around the Soulraze Builders, causing that little area to become rather pressurized and very bright indeed. If any try to escape, I let them because the real purpose of this is to destroy their work!

OOC: The soulraze guard can't block the portals because I am not aiming at any actual member of the Soulraze army and also they're clearly on the ground and I am in the air and portal creation involves not block-able projectiles. Also this is intended as a 50-50 split between hurting the Builders and destroying the partly-built buildings.

12 builders slain! -5% construction to each building currently under construction!

CoreBrute said:
"Thanks Captain.Cat." BrutalCore said gratefully. "Out of the hundreds of allies to the CoreBrutes I've slain, I always felt guilty when I had to destroy you." After that creepy show of gratitude, he blurred towards the Soul Razer Barracks the builders had finished 50% of. At blinding speed he started disassembling it.

Winry continues to work on her secret project, but it's clearly big and partially red.

ACTION 1: CoreBrute runs towards the walls of the HQ, and grab the walls, his grip strong enough to carve his own handholds. As he cries, the few guards on the HQ's walls cry out for aid, and start pelting him with arrows, bullets, boiling oil, and all manner of stuff to force him off the wall. But still he climbed up, as more and more of the HQ's guard came to repel this attack. Keeping them nice and distracted from CoreBrute's actual plan.

ACTION 2: Deep under the HQ, the rift CoreBrute had created last turn had created a cavern directly underground, unnoticable by them due to their distraction. Inside them were several cacoons. But what were these cocoons? Well to answer that, do you remember the Rust Monster and her children who all disappeared unceremoniously a few turns ago? They hadn't vanished.

In fact, the mother had taken her children underground, all full from gorging on that Godmodder metal. Infact, they had all gained enough xp to achieve their next stage of evolution. And when the cocoons broke their new forms were revealed-SoulRazter Monsters, monsters that ate Soul Razer gear in all forms. These larger versions of the original Rust Monster children, immediately started climbing up, heading to the HQ.

ACTION 3: The legions of Soulrazter Monsters quickly started devouring the HQ from inside out, especially after catching the inhabitants off guard. However, the Soul Raze weren't completely stupid. They would eventually get around to exterminating an undirected force of pests like this. Unfortunately, they weren't the only things that had evolved.

"I feel like a whole new monster!" Cried out the original Rust Monster, now standing up on two legs. "You can call me, The Rust Mother!" She cried out, flexing her mandibles. "Now my children, follow my lead! Eat it all to pieces! Bring this HQ to the ground!"

If it's not clear, I spent my 3rd action creating a new entity called the Rust Mother, whose individually fairly strong (not as strong as BrutalCore in a fight perhaps), but her main strength is leading the army of Soulrazter Monsters she has spawned. She can also give birth to more, but right now, she's focused on leading the ones she has to destroy the Soulrazer HQ.

Xerath, seeing the Rust Mother and BrutalCore attacking, needs to act! ... He's just sitting there.

Suddenly, BrutalCore and the Rust Mother, about to attack, find they can't! An invisible forcefield, crackling blue whenever they fling themselves against it, is completely protecting the HQ!

Xerath winces a little...

Xerath: My job is to protect this HQ. As long as I'm guarding it, all attacks that would hit it are redirected at me. Little, invincible, me.

The Rust Mother is viciously trying to eat the HQ! But soon, she realized she isn't making progress. She's just too hungry to nibble all day...

Xerath: Hey, Rust Mother! Look, look! Over there! A giant spaceship, full of delicious metals! Leap into the sky and eat it!

And so she does.

Cyanogynist said:
FOCUS!

The boy rides a giant drill into the Soulraze Guard.

You drill through a whole bunch of them! 6, to be exact!

gilded king said:
I rip myself from a previous timeline cut premature harvesting it's potential energy and shooting it as a destructive beam of energy which rips apart anyone and anything it touches into a pile of metaphysical remains . I also begin charging .....
The world (begins to strengthen all AG characters )

The universe ends with you : one punch practiced a thousand times (1/20)
IC : "I return , Godmodder ! " I screamed as I blast a beam of pure energy at his face .

Welcome! You shoot the timeline as a destructive beam, but... at what?

hungry visitor said:
Three wishes come to the ear of the World. Every wish has one player behind it.
Which should the wold choose?
A wish for the soulrazer monsters?
A wish for super ultra fuel?
A wish for help for the AG-faction?

The World is big and so is its influence or is it?

251 Surrealism is the power the world has.
To help the AG side, every bit of Surrealism counts.
The World crushes the Cult with help of

And gains

55100 Surrealism.

This action was without Surrealism-cost since the animals were already there.

Now that the World possesses 55351 Units of Surrealism it fulfills the other wishes

and uses 300 Surrealism each.

You power up both the Rust Mother's and the VFD's attack!

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Cera and Jamie begin charging...

Ash pulls out a sniper rifle and targets the Soulraze foot soldiers, killing 5 of them!

Xerath assists his builders in undoing some of the damage done by the AGs, and working on the barracks! +15% barracks construction!

V:

The Pain Monster hits Travelius, Winry, Anderson, and the Space Mooks! All the space mooks die, the others take 2,000 damage.

AG:

The Soulraze guards are getting in the way of AG attacks this turn!

The VFD and Godslayer roast the crowd together, defeating 17 of the crowd! BrutalCore, Anderson, and Travelius all keep trying to cut through this ridiculously tanky guard horde, but only manage to take out 13 more!

The Space Station and SCVs and Doormaker and Winry progress appropriately.

PG:

The Soulraze troops see CaptainNZZZ gearing up to swoop in and do bad things to them. Hmm...

The Soulraze guards split into a force of 8 and a force of 10! The 8 force goes first, followed up by the 10 force. The wall somehow manages to dodge BOTH of them. Aggravating! Forget it. Get the AGs.

The godmodder, though, is not so easily deterred. That wall's going down once he gets Yorehammer back. Until then, though... he swoops over to Anderson and uses DODGE-AVOIDING SLICE on him, sending him to heaven! Anderson is down!

The Soulraze builders, somewhat diminished and with their constructions aggravatingly delayed, manage to finish the barracks (it'll start producing next turn), and ALMOST finish the shield generator. Pity, they would've finished all the way had it not been for all the destruction on their half-complete buildings.

The remaining Soulraze footsoldiers split into 4 groups of 10 and 1 group of 3. The 3 group attacks CaptainNZZZ's wall and steals its attack shield. The other four groups all charge at the VFD, ripping through their attack shields to the fleshy humans underneath. 10 VFD die! And now they're eyeing the Starcraft army minions...

More reinforcements arrive for the Soulraze troops! Only 10 new guards, but there's 50 new builders and 30 more footsoldiers. And also, the AIRDROP DEPLOY STARSHIP.

Xerath: This is my miniboss friend. Hope you like him.

The godmodder decides to end things by trying to pull Arsenical in for a friendship hug, whilst secretly snatching Starcalibur.

N:

The Rust Mother slams her forces against the Godslayer, chewing up an attack shield! Eternalstruggle's beacon gets another shield!

CaptainNZZZ's army moves out! The Thunderhawks and Undead warriors bombard the builders, slaying 8! The Eagles, Weak Skeletons, and one Custom M1 Abrams attack also hit the builders, defeating 34 more! The second custom M1 Abrams attack lands on the Shield Generator, stealing 9% of its construction! Darn!

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! Maybe that pie-related method could help...
-Protect the Godslayer!
-Defeat Xerath and the Soulraze Forces!

Minor tasks:

Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're making progress on a space station with great potential!
Protect the SCVs building Stacraft buildings!
Protect Doormaker! He can help with any portal-related tasks!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction can buff allied entities!
Eternalstruggle's beacon will call in a spaceship! But he's neutral, so is it a good or bad thing?
The airdrop starship is strong, and its reinforcing the Soulraze forces!
The Soulraze builders and their contraptions are high priority, buffing the main Soulraze army!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG]Godslayer: 200,000/200,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A, Specials: Target Strike (ready in 2!), Collide (ready in 8!)(Boss)(10% dodge chance)(protected from 5 attacks)
[AG]Cera(Charge: 1/2)
[AG]Ash
[AG]Jamie(Charge: 1/3)

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(10% dodge rate)(Dodge rune - 50% complete)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 4!)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready in 3!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: 72% complete, cost: 10, holds one AG portal
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers every turn!
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 150(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)
Arengith the Enchanter: 24,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)

[AG - hungry visitor]Weapon of Mass Destruction: 1,200/1,200 HP x 6, +500A each(can be equipped by entities)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 15 HP, 450 x 15A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)(guarding Doormaker)
[N]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)(portal-shielding VFD)

[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(600 TA):
SCV: 30/30 x 15 HP(building barracks)(1 MULE - worth 5 SCVs)
Marines: 100 x 4 HP, 100 x 4A
Marauders: 300 x 1 HP, 200 x 1A
Command center: 5,000/5,000 HP(+1 SCV per turn)(orbital command upgrading - done in 1!)
Command center: 0% complete(cost: 1 SCV = 1.5%)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 HP(+1 marauder per turn), Tech lab: 2,000/2,000 HP
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 HP(+1 marine per turn)
Barracks: 0% complete (cost: 1 SCV = 5%)
Factory: 95% complete(cost: 1 SCV = 2.5%)

[AG - Corebrute]BrutalCore: 35,000/40,000 HP, 10,000A
Winry: 6,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills!, building something (done in 2!)

[AG - Arsenical]Travelius: 36,500/40,000 HP, 15,000A

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(50,500 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A (working on +1,000 damage resistance for Wall, done in 3!)
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 25 HP, 500 x 25A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+4 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 42 HP, 250 x 42A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000 x 2A (500 damage resistance)
Wall: 26000 HP(+1000 HP per turn)(protecting all entities)(50% dodge rate)(-1,000 all damage taken)(thorny: 1000 damage to all attackers)

[ANTI-V]Skeletal Warrior: 10,000/10,000 HP, 3,000 x 2A

[N]Slots Machine: 50,000/50,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - EternalStruggle]Reinforcement beacon: 5,000/5,000 HP (Calling spaceship in 12!)(+1 attack shield in 2!)(1 last-ditch defense)(protected from 1 attack)
Shield: 20,000/20,000 HP

[N]Rust Mother: 20,000/20,000 HP, 100 x 100A (targeting Godslayer!)

[P]Peacekeepers(22,300 total attack)(Unbribable):
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 10,000/10,000 HP (negotiating access to infinite plastic warehouses, done in 3!)
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 60, 225x60A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners III: 50/50 HP x 30, 360x30A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 125/125 x 20 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 40, building new barracks (done in 1!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 50, researching upgrade limit break eternity(done in 4!)
HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 2, researching dual pathways(done in 6!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP
Bar/Brewery
Possesses 17,200 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped), Anti-Mind control

[SR]Soulraze Foot Soldiers: 1,000 x 73 HP, 500 x 73A

[SR]Soulraze Builders: 800 x 74 HP
Barracks: 40,000/40,000 HP (+10 guards and footsoldiers per turn!)
Barracks: 0% complete (1 builder = 2% completion)
Regen Generator: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Shield Generator: 84% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)

[SR]Soulraze Guard: 3,000 x 28 HP, 250 x 28A (not currently protecting anyone - getting in the way of all AG attacks!)

[SR]Soulraze Elite: 30,000/30,000 HP, 10,000A, Special: Dual Stab (ready in 1!)

[SR]Airdrop Starship: 100,000/100,000 HP, 12,000 x 2A (+5 footsoldiers and guards per turn)

[N]Xerath (bodyguarding Headquarters)
[SR]Soulraze Headquarters: 100,000/100,000 HP (+5 builders each turn)

Oncoming reinforcements (reinforcing SoulRaze forces every turn for 2 more turns)

[PG]Godmodder: 232/300 HP(Project Charge: 3/4)(Resolute Heart: No negative status effects)

[V]Pain Monster: -49,000/0 HP, 2,000 x 4A (+2,000 HP per turn)

Player info:

Captain.cat
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21 (Charge: 1/???)
[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon(Realm of Mimes: 3/5)(Targeted by Dreadnought)
[N]CaptainNZZZ
[N]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor(Ascendance)
[N+1]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
The_Two_Eternities(Charge: 15/21)
That-Random-Guy
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
[N+1]JoeBOB(Charge: 10/15)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man
Cyanogist
[N-1]Little Hunter (annoyed)
gilded king

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condensor(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 0
Portal Gun
Charge Booster (damage: 0/20)

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