Defeat The Godmodder

Moniker · Oct 9, 2017

hungry visitor said:
Angerangeranger Happiness. I feel distrubed in my angre. I am A N G E R Y

HarVester now is an abstract being by fulfilling the old prophecy. With this power he tries to snacc the snowball too.

OOC: this is the best I can come up for my first action. Will probably write another action, maybe I won't.

6000 damage to the Unsealed snowball!

Hex123 said:
I focus and defuse blues eyes

By "defuse" you mean... make less angry? You defuse blue eyes dragon of all that tension that's been building up, and he lies down to take a nice, peaceful nap...

EternalStruggle said:
The man stands by the Godmodder and pats him comfortingly on the shoulder, expression grim. "I understand your pain, sir. Nobody should have to lose their puppy, even if they were using it as a weapon of war. I'll let you mourn."

He stands back, and does... nothing? Not attacking the Godmodder, or anything else it would seem. Huh, looks like even Edgemaster 10000 has some standards, or a weird and nonsensical moral code he lives by. He does look at the Unsealed Snowball with concern, and silently gestures at the AGs and then points at the Boss, but otherwise he passes his turn.

...

dunk1010 said:
I make it rain using a weathershifter.

To make it match the mood{and melt the snowball.]

Welcome to the game!

Rain briefly falls onto the battlefield, dealing 3000 damage to the unsealed snowball!

MooGoesCow21 said:
I Use THE SWORD and hit the snowball with it (focus)

You smash the snowball with THE SWORD! THE SWORD shatters into a billion tinier swords, which go out all over the battlefield and stab random things! 17000 damage to the Unsealed snowball! 3000 damage to Examon! 3000 damage to Yogg-Saron! All 5 machine gunners killed!

CaptainNZZZ said:
My first action is to grant Chuckles another attack shield, Chuckles' continued survival is pretty important for all my entities after all.

My second and third actions is to steal some of the Unsealed Snowball's Power, no doubt slowing it's ability gaining by a bit and, if possible, I then infuse that stolen Power into the Mysterious Tower.

On the entity side of things I order the eagles, the Thunderhawks, and the undead warriors to attack the Unsealed Snowball while the techmarines build a few Tarantula Sentry Turrets to defend Chuckles.

+1 attack shield for Chuckles! You steal 2 power from the Unsealed snowball, and use it to boost the Mysterious tower's max HP a little! Your entities will all attack the Unsealed Snowball!

You have risen a rung on the NEUTRALADDER! Assisting AGs in their goals! New neutraladder level unlocked:

N+1: We're Not Enemies: AG entities won't mess with you, even if ordered.

CoreBrute said:
"Noooooooooooooo!" CoreBrute yelled outloud, as he watched the Godmodder take the Starcalibur. He collapsed on the ground, the breath leaving him. As he closed his eyes he began to ponder and think. What he should have done. What he should do now.

Then he feels the rain fall on his face. Filled with sadness and grief, really setting the mood. In a moment, CoreBrute knew what had just occured. And what he had to do now.

He lumbered up, and grabbed a piece of stone. With it, he started to carve on his body, a series of special runes and pentagrams made on his body. These would leave impressions on his very soul. [2 Actions spent*]

Finally, he reached into his pocked and pulled out a pill. The last pill he thought he would ever take. The CIA's fake death pill. With determination, he put it in his mouth and swallowed it. He knew he would only have a limited time before he would come back, but it was the best he could do...

Action 3: CoreBrute is dead. He will come back to life in 2 turns.

CoreBrute's eyes flutter open. A dark skinned man in white robes kneels before him, a weighing scale at his side.

"Welcome. My name is Anubis. You have passed on, and I am here to take you to your rightful resting place ..." He stopped, as if confused by the figure before him. As he should be-the first set of runes CoreBrute made changed the way his soul would appear in heaven.

"Oh don't worry." CoreBrute said, wagging his tail as his tongue stuck out. The tag on his collar glowed briefly. The second set of carvings* had worked too-he could summon one contraband item while here, before the guys up top realised what he was doing. But first, he had to get up top.

"I know exactly where I'm going. After all," And he stared off into the distance, where clouds glowed brightly.

OOC: Also, there's an OOC thread guys! Defeat The Godmodder (OOC) It's linked on the front too.

(You only had 2 actions this turn, but the third one was more RP than action, so its fine)

Welcome to Dog heaven! What will you do, now that you're here...

Captain.Cat said:
"Wait whats up with that 3?... Shit its likely nothing good, Soldiers Get rid of all Godmod Gear it's likely set to blow up or something else just as bad!" The army men reluctantly get rid of the Godmod armor and Godmod weaponry "Soldiers also rearm anti Godmodder bullets!" The army men with a bit more enthusiasm Reequip the Anti Godmodder bullets. With a nod i turn to the Scientists "Scientists starting finding out way to stop the unsealed snowball from regenerating health!" The Scientists give a salute and start hypothesize ways to stop the Snowball's health regeneration. I then turn towards the Engineers "Engineers! Start building the Special Weapons Depot so our men can be better armed!" The Engineers give a salute and start building the Special Weapons Depot.

I then toward to look at The Unsealed Snowball 'Hmm what to do with you? hmmmm would be nice to have some Icecream at the moment... that could work. I wish for strawberry syrup to suddenly start pouring on the Unsealed Snowball!' Suddenly a giant strawberry Syrup bottle appears in the air 50 feet above the unsealed snowball, then the cap on the bottle uncorks itself and then it tips itself over, pouring tasty, mouth watering, strawberry syrup all over the Unsealed Snowball.

500 plastic spent this turn

Special Weapons Depot: (Unlocked because of support elements was researched) Costs 500 plastic to build, Can build Flame troopers, Remote Controlled Robobombs(Locked until researched) Flak jackets upgrade, Power armor upgrade(locked until Researched) Grenade launchers.

Flame Trooper Lvl1: 35 hitpoints, Armed with a M-2 Flamethrower, does 50 damage on a hit, Special: If an enemy is hit by their flamethrower they must take a action to put out the flames or they will burn for another 30 damage on the next turn, this effect lasts until they put out the fire. Costs: 300 plastic to build one Flame trooper.
Flak Jacket Upgrade: First must be researched and then 600 plastic must be spent on it at the Special weapons Depot, Then Flak jackets will be automatically given to all army men giving them all 35 extra hitpoints.
Grenade launchers: First must be researched and then 400 plastic must be spent on it at the Special weapons depot, Then Grenade launchers will be given to all Riflemen boosting their damage by 40 when they hit a enemy.

The snowball is covered in strawberry syrup! A flock of hungry children appear around the snowball and start licking it, dealing 10000 damage! Your army has been given orders!

The good news is, taking off the GodMod gear makes the "3" that was on them disappear. On the other hand, your soldiers are back to their ordinary weak selves. Also, someone tampered with the anti-godmodder bullets... it looks like they still serve their original purpose, but no longer give +5 attack.

Esarey said:
Esarey creates a Bakery in Cookie Clicker named "Esarey's" Bakery. After fifteen clicks, Esarey purchases one cursor, which produces one cookie on its own every ten seconds.

Esarey then proceeds to implement a simple bot to continue purchasing buildings for the bakery in the most efficient pattern possible.

You have a game of cookie clicker auto-running! ...Congratulations?

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I summon an army of creepy clowns, who just run around the battlefield scaring the $#%& put of everyone
I loot CoreBrute's body for charges to resurrect C'THUN and his cult.
I start resurrecting C'thun and his cult. [1/10]

Creepy clowns summoned!

...Are you SURE you want to keep going with a "resurrection" charge? Resurrecting entities almost NEVER goes as planned, and simply putting more power into the resurrection won't change that.

The_Two_Eternities said:
FOCUS: ST. GEORGE

I look at Red Eyes Ultimate Dragon, and decide that it has to go. What if it started making babies?!? So, in memory of St. George, I unceremoniously decapitate Red Eyes Ultimate Dragon.

Red eyes dragon killed!

Blue eyes dragon, previously defused, FREAKS OUT. It now has a permanent vendetta against the AG team! Blue eyes dragon gains immense power and a heightened desire to kill!

feller21 said:
About five minutes after I put the cute puppy down, the poor thing is being buried and mourned by a pissed-off Godmodder. I don't say a word and try to deal with the unsealed snowball that is getting more powerful by the second!

So I think to myself, "I have used my strength, and my amazing musical talent, but now it is time to use my brains-of-steel!"

All three actions will be used to create the, HIGH-FREQUENCY, ULTRASONIC, UNSEALED-SNOWBALL-SNOW-MELTING, VIBRATION MACHINE!!!

A spherical surface of a high-frequency, ultrasonic, unsealed-snowball-snow-melting machine is arranged to attach to a sphere of piled, unsealed snow. A power pump of the unsealed-snowball-snow-melting machine is driven to spray the water contained in a melted, unsealed snow, storing tank through a number of high-power, extremely hot water jetting nozzles formed in the spherical surface of the snow-melting machine as the injection water so that the sphere of snow can be melted primarily.

On this occasion, high-frequency is applied to the injection water to melt the snow by the force of the power pump and the high frequency. In the secondary unsealed-snowball-snow-melting, the melted, unsealed snowy water undergone the primary unsealed-snowball-snow-melting is heated by a plasma burner injection device to further promote unsealed snow melting while allowing the water to fall into the melted, unsealed-snow storing tank arranged under the unsealed-snow melting machine.

In the tertiary unsealed-snowball-snow-melting, frozen, unsealed snow crystal of the unsealed snowy water fallen into the unsealed melted snow storing tank is decomposed into atoms by an ultrasonic vibration machine, installed in the storing tank, to make water, by which all the melted, unsealed snow is stored in the storing tank so that it may be circulated for use as the water for melting the snow.

To put all of this into Layman's Terms, what is being created right now is a machine that pulls out unsealed snow from the unsealed snowball, through a series of ultrasonic pumps(at least 5 of them!), into a giant storage tank, which then circulates into a plasma core(to generate butt-tons of heat!), gets injected back into the unsealed snowball, then finally gets vibrated to not only melt the unsealed snowball at the atomic level and at an insane speed, but spread it very quickly! WITHOUT USING FLAMES, ONLY PLASMA!!

IMPORTANT NOTES:

Machine will be made out of Amazonium!(the material used to make Wonder Woman's unbreakable bracelets!)

There is a button that has to be pressed for the machine to work(Someone else has to press the damn button since I am using all three of my actions!!)

This might NOT be our best shot at eliminating the unsealed snowball for good, but the machine will serve as a 4 post attack/status effect inflicter/special entity summoning.

The machine will match perfectly to the size of the unsealed snowball so no need to worry about dimensions or anything like that!

There is nothing said about the unsealed snowball being Plasma-water-resistant!

If there is something that doesn't make sense with this idea, I will try to fix it up the best I can!

This entire, intricate machine will be created at the speed of light so by the time you blink, it will already be finished!

The machine will be fastened to the unsealed snowball via Amazonium hooks and rods!

OOC: I highly suggest you use your third and final action to press the button and get the machine to power on(But it is 100% your choice!! But keep it up with helping powering-up the army men with your first two actions!

Edit: No worries Captain.Cat, That-Random-Guy is already pressing the button!

That-Random-Guy said:
Action 1: With great aplomb and extreme enthusiasm, I press the button on the HIGH-FREQUENCY, ULTRASONIC, UNSEALED-SNOWBALL-SNOW-MELTING, VIBRATION MACHINE!!!

(To make it actually activate, as described in the post 2 above this one. Also, I believe the idea is that including my button press action, the snowball-melter should count as a 4 post attack/status effect inflicter/special entity summoning.

Unsealed-Snowball-Melting machine activated! It deals 7000 damage to the Unsealed Snowball every turn!

That-Random-Guy said:
Action 2: I start gathering power for my third action, which is intended to definitively increase the number of turns before the unsealed snowball reaches 250. (Action 2 is me charging action 3 and asking for help for everyone else)

Edit: Action 3: I look deeper into the unsealed snowball, and see how it is increasing speed like that. Ah. The power that the Godmodder has invested into it has twisted itself into a sort of sub-space magi-machine. It is using its power to simultaneously cheat the laws of conversation of momentum (the +20%, abbreviated as CoM cheater in other parts of this post) and simply add some momentum on top (the +20). Firstly I see if I have enough power to attack the CoM cheater. (OOC: If I don't have enough power from my 2 actions and any helpers, then I use 1 chargestone. If it seems that still won't be enough, I don't use a chargestone and instead proceed to the second paragraph of this action.) My method for doing so is to simply take apart the connections between the snowballs main 'power storage' and the actual mechanism.

If I have any leftover power or it seems that even with a chargestone, part 1 doesn't work, then I use that power to take apart the bonds that make the unsealed snowball so hard to damage. (oOC: I reduce its resistance)

As you try to alter the godmodder-produced machine, your BODY suddenly violates Conservation of Momentum, being flung into a nearby mountain 1000 miles away, at a speed of 1000000 MPH!

...But doing that took energy away from the Snowball! Its power growth is reduced by 10 this turn!

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V:

The creepy clowns scare Yogg-Saron, Oryx and his Hive Knights, and Examon! None of them can act this turn!

AG:

The space engineers keep working on the space station!

The Army men and Cloak strike at the Unsealed snowball, dealing 3000 damage together! The army men finish, and a swarm of scientists and machine gunners join the ranks!

Examon and Yogg-Saron are too terrified to move!

PG:

The Unsealed Snowball gains 30 power! Would've gotten 40, if it weren't for SOMEONE... it learns new abilities: +1 attacks(Total: 2), Attack + 2000 (total: 4000), Froststrike I(enemies hit can't move the turn after they're hit)!

The Unsealed Snowball rolls into Pluff0's Hive Knights, Cloak's clockwork spider, and Examon! All 3 of them are utterly destroyed.

Cloak: ...

Blue eyes dragon attacks Yogg-Saron for 10000 damage with his BERSERK STRENGTH!

The godmodder takes 1 attack shield from Captain.cat's army, and 1 from Chuckles! He puts both on the Unsealed Snowball! Then, the godmodder uses a healing spell on the Unsealed Snowball! +20000 HP! AGAIN. This is getting pretty old.

N:

Oryx is too scared to move!

CaptainNZZZ's eagles and undead warriors strike at the Unsealed Snowball for 4000 damage! The Thunderhawks go in for a bombing run, but they can't even hurt the snowball...

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Defeat the Unsealed Snowball! It's gaining abilities!

Minor tasks:

The army men get stronger over time! Guide and protect them!
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're building helpful structures!
Take out the Creepy Clowns! They're preventing entities from acting!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG]Cloak

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station
Shield array: 25% complete
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers on random sides every turn!(Diet coke bribe!)(mind-controlled to the AG team!)
Space engineers: 60/60 HP x 60(building space station!)

[AG - eeveeshadowbacon]Yogg-Saron: 22000/35000 HP, 14000A

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(23000 total attack)(protected from 1 attack):
Riflemen III: 60/60 HP x 100, 30x100A
Machine gunners III: 30/30 HP x 100, 200x100A
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 9, building special weapons depot(complete in 2!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 112, researching anti-regen attacks(complete in 1!)
HQs: 2000/2000 x 2 HP
Refineries: 1500/1500 x 5 HP(producing 2000 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3000/3000x2 HP
Possesses 11600 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets, GodMod armor(not in use), GodMod weaponry(not in use)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22000/22000 HP(zombie immunity)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A(constructing Tarantula Turrets, complete in 1!)
Thunderhawks: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 1000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 5000/5000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1000/1000 x 9 HP, 500 x 9A
Light Crystal: 10000/10000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5000/5000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Chuckles: 7000/7000 HP(bodyguarding army!)(1 attack shield)(resistance: -500 damage from every attack taken)

[N - Pluff0]Oryx: 12000/12000 HP, 6000A

[PG]Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon: 35000/35000 HP, 10000A (BERSERK MODE)

[PG]Unsealed Snowball: 51000/150000 HP, 11000 x 3A, Special: Avalanche(ready in 1!), 134 Power (Abilities: Resistance II(-2000 all damage), HP + 30000, Regen + 3000, Attack + 4000, Attacks + 2, Flame Immunity, Froststrike I)(BOSS)(Snowball melting machine, -7000 HP per turn!)(protected from 2 attacks)

[PG]Godmodder: 267/300 HP(Starcalibur: x2 actions)

[V]Creepy Clowns: 500/500 x 100 HP, SCARE x 3A, Special: Balloon Animal(ready in 4!)

Player info:

Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
Eevee Shadow Bacon
Archon of Ghosts
[N]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor
[N]Pluff0
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 1

Moniker · Oct 10, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
Action 1 I punch the snowball
Action 2 I Kick the Snowball
Action 3 Now that there is no attack shields I Attack the snowball for MASSIVE Damage

You eliminate both attack shields, then hit the Unsealed Snowball for 2000 damage!

Esarey said:
Esarey proceeds to create a Hyperbolic Time Chamber and place the Cookie Clicker Bakery and its attendant bot inside.

With this in place, Esarey appearifies the Pika Pika no Mi and consumes it, gaining that devil fruit power.

Esarey then fires a series of lasers at the Unsealed Snowball using the power of the Pika Pika no Mi.

You FOCUS and fire at the Unsealed Snowball, dealing 10000 damage!

hungry visitor said:
A bite from a snowball. (an urge overcomes the abstract being, it can't resist)

COOL AND GOOD.

The act of inflicting horrendouse damage onto a certain individual, consisting of crystallized H²O that is scronched into a s p h e r i c a l shape, is giving an entity, that is based on a humoreus reaction from several carbon based lifeforms, satisfaction, which transcribes as a feeling of coldness.

With every word the body of the snowball seems less real (this action deals reality damage). This is a curse on par with cancer and autism combined.

4000 damage to the unsealed snowball!

CaptainNZZZ said:
For my first action (x1.5) I mentally influence the Creepy Clowns, tricking them for this turn into believing that scaring the PGs will be the best possible thing for them to do.

For my second action (1x) I surround Chuckles in a whirling cyclone of bones to shield him from a future attack.

Finally for my third action (0.5x) I boost the Eagle's and the undead warrior's attack power for just turn.

Looking over at my entities I command the Eagles and the undead warriors to attack the Unsealed Snowball and have the Thunderhawk crews make me some coffee. Why that last order? Because I like myself a good cup of coffee, deal with it.

OOC: The 1.5x, 1x, and 0.5x are the amount of power is put in the actions, totaling in the 3x power that a player has per turn that can be divided however they want.

The clowns are guaranteed to use one of their scares on the PGs this turn! 1 attack shield added to Chuckles! Eagles/Undead warriors have their attack power boosted temporarily!

Pluff0 said:
Pluff0 flicks Eevee shadow bacon on the forehead. "Dummkopf! Warum hast du diese Clowns gemacht?"

For his first action, Pluff0 punts the clowns over to the PGs. Hopefully, they'll scare the PGs whether or not Captain's action works. "Three spoopy five me!"

He then flicks the Unsealed Snowball! It probably won't be very effective... but, what's this!? His finger is filled with the CONCEPT of MELTING! The infusion of melting-ness causes the Snowball to begin liquefying! (2nd & 3nd Actions)

Oh, man, you are good.

Another clown scare is guaranteed to target the PGs!

6000 damage to the Unsealed Snowball!

EternalStruggle said:
The figure looks at the Clowns and grimaces. Okay, the Snowball is bad and all but seems mostly under control. Clowns, on the other hand, are a menace. He isn't even scared of clowns, but that doesn't make this particular set of clowns not a menace! But people are kinda dealing with them, so later. For now, Snowball should be made to be even more under control. Those clowns are in serious trouble when they get back, though!

FOCUS - EXECUTE

He leaps on top of the snowball and smashes it into the ground with a summoned hammer so hard that it rebounds high up into the sky, despite being already on the ground. Both heads of the hammer flip open to reveal that they actually contain a respawning supply of missiles, which are shot out and up into the Snowball, the sheer constant force of explosions actually slowing its descent significantly, not to mention doing a ton of damage. When the Unsealed Snowball got sorta close to the ground, he stopped bombarding it with missiles, took out a gigantic sword and sliced the Boss in half!

Well he didn't because of its Godmodding energies, but he hit it with a massively oversized very sharp sword very fast. Several times, actually.

12000 damage to the Unsealed Snowball!

That-Random-Guy said:
First Action: I send long sequences of telepathic messages into the subconscious of the Creepy Clowns, influencing them even more towards scaring the PG side.

All three Clown scares will go after the PG side this turn!

Captain.Cat said:
"Right HQ! I want you start getting in 6 more Engineers and 15 Medics!" "Orders receive, We will have them shortly." The HQ's start working on getting the engineers and medics into the field. I then look over at the barracks and I say "Barracks! I want 5 squad leaders, 2 snipers and 30 Riflemen!" "Copy that!" The barracks starts training the squad leaders, snipers and riflemen.

Finally I turn my gaze at the Creepy Clown and I repress a shudder 'Fucking hell clowns, why did it have to be clowns. Well time to call in their one true enemy of all clowns. I wish for a dozen Mimes to appear next to the Clowns!' Suddenly a half a dozen Mimes come into existence next to the clowns, The Mimes upon seeing the Clowns start doing charades which is a grave insult to clowns the world over.

Turning away from increasing Enraged Clowns I look at the Unsealed Snowball and I see that will soon be able to cause a Avalanche 'Shit that is not good. hmm ehh, I wish for the the Avalanche to be set back by about.. hmm has to be reasonable, 2 turns!' Suddenly A giant hand appears from the sky and it has a ice cream scoop! With the Scoop it takes large chucks out the snow pack that is forming the Avalanche and then it places the snow pack into a giant blow. After the hand has gotten what it wanted the Giant blow and hand ascend into the sky disappearing from view.

11400 plastic spent this turn

Orders queued!

The mimes and clowns get into a VICIOUS laugh-off, and about 10 of the clowns end up dead.

The giant hand shrivels up in the cold, and pulls back before it can reach the snowball! Brrr....

That-Random-Guy said:
Note: I've put up the first half of my tactical analysis here. Please look, it includes a method of dealing with the blue eyes dragon that I think may otherwise be forgotten.

Second action: I charge up the third action.

Third action: Today, I abstain from using the complicated (and mentally fatiguing) mechanisms associated with my previous efforts and simply stick to taking out a little red knife I've been hiding for a while. I slash it through the air a few times in the manner of standing on home plate getting ready for the pitchers serve. Then I use it in earnest. I disappear. I reappear 3 miles away, underground, wishing I'd practiced more. A thin but nevertheless noticeable section of the Unsealed snowball falls off. (OOC: To be clear, I am not making a new item. The little red knife may be properly created later, this is just me attacking.)

8000 damage to the Unsealed Snowball!

The_Two_Eternities said:
FOCUS: DRAGON CAPTURE JAR

I look at the result of my action in horror. "I should probably do something about this." I use the Dragon Capture Jar to, well, capture Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon.

Dragon Capture Jar:

(OOC: Credit to CoreBrute for the idea)

You successfully change Enraged Blue Eyes dragon to DEFENSE POSITION! Now, he has 50% his attack power and double his HP!

CoreBrute said:
Once in dog heaven, it doesn't take CoreBrute the dog terribly long to find his target. After all, besides Clifford it's the biggest mutt up here.

"Hey there big guy." He said to recently euthanised giant evil puppy. "Your owner misses you." His collar glowed as his contraband item appeared.

"Let's go meet him." The soul gem glowed before trapping the dog's spirit into the unholy device. And then every alarm in dog heaven went off at once.

CoreBrute will return to life in 1 turn.

"Assuming my soul lasts that long..." He mutters as the heavenly host begin to swarm him.

OOC: Focus all 3 of my actions into trapping the deceased puppy in the soul gem. Yes I have a plan. Yes it is despicable. No this isn't even the worst part.

You successfully capture the Cute Puppy! However, you notice that the Cute Puppy is carrying something small in its mouth. Something his owner told them to be on careful lookout for, and bring it back to him to play fetch with if he ever found it.

Hex123 said:
I teleport above the giant snow ball, summon a giant hammer with rocket boosters, and activate the rocket boosters into a spin into the snow ball.

7000 damage to the Unsealed snowball!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I heal the elder God and slap a clown, telling them to not bother any of my summons OR ELSE...
I start summoning N'zoth [1/10]

+4000 HP to Yogg-saroth! Your singular slap somehow kills 10 more clowns! N'zoth summon added to your player list entry!

Arsenical said:
Simultaneously, as one of the laws of reality is broken, a rift in space-time opens, only to spit out a regular guy with not much significance. However, this blatant rip in the space-time continuum refuses to shrink, becoming a vortex to a random area in the local multiverse!

Meanwhile, the regular guy we will henceforth call Arsenical was sent flying and screaming directly at high-speeds into the unsealed snowball!

"What the Hel-!" he was yelling, before being rudely interrupted by hitting his target, embedding himself face-first into the creature of cold!

Welcome! You debut by slamming into the snowball and...

Unsealed Snowball Killed!

Tithed_Verse said:
Action: Tithed_Verse peeks into this thread. Tithed_Verse sees the omnipresent carnage. Tithed_Verse nopes the fuck out.

Nope, nope, nope, nope....
(All three of my actions into getting the fuck out of this snowball, and getting the hell out of here!)

...Welcome?

JOEbobobob said:
I join the game, [N].
more specifically, I'll help whoever has the coolest entitys, with most of my actions being focused on those cool entitys.
so far, the army men seem like the coolest entitys. no offence, godmodder and your snowball, but its a pretty simple gimic, and also wow the army men have been around a long time 23 or so rounds is very impressive.
I start off by conjuring a plastic barrier for the army men, which will both protect them and turn into plastic for them to use on death.
as my second action, I create a plastic alliance reminder, intended to make it harder for the godmodder to control them via Bribes in particular. I am aware that I probably won't stop mind control in all its forms, but reducing his options increases the chance of him running out of them.
finally, for my third action, I begin a charge for a side-project.
1/(15 i guess?) that mem'ry left so far behind.

Welcome! You've added an attack shield to the Army men! The godmodder can no longer bribe the army men, thanks to the alliance!

hungry visitor said:
The absorbing of the cold reality of the snowball, the abstract being lost temperature and grew more spherical.
Coolness tries to consume a soul, but fails to find a way to crystallize the concept of surrealism that grew on the edge of the event horizon of the cult.
The concept of a growing chain-reaction tries to turn the soul into a black hole only to be consumed by the cult.
Water invades the soul and freezes because of the coolness, snowballing into the cult and getting converted into another layer of iron.
And then the abstract being looks into its abstract soul.

Level up!

[ ] Asscend
[ ] Disscend
[ ] A N G E R Y

HM . . .

I SHALL ASSCEND

[x]Asscend

*rumblerumblerumble*

A pair of balls consisting of steel are summoned (because the balls are right next to asscensione)
They heal each other with time, their HP are (500 / 1000000) and because they are unaware that they get healed or heal for any reason they get boosted by the law of benevolence.

Balls of Steel do damage equal to half their HP.

Steel balls summoned! They heal each other, starting slowly at first...

Codelyoko22 said:
finnaly done stareing down the Godmodder, I decied to actully do something and summon in a Deathclaw.

I also summon an... empty box... for some reason.

Welcome! The Deathclaw is immediately seized by the godmodder's mind-control, being a weak-willed creature of habit!

Empty box summoned! ...For some reason!

feller21 said:
I stood back to look at the masterpiece that I had created but there was a problem. The unsealed snowball didn't seem to like having its "insides" sucked out and injected back in, melting it in the process!

To prevent the unsealed snowball from thinking too much about the machine, I will mysteriously pull out the onyx roses from the video game, Bayonetta! These babies are made to shoot anti-unsealed-snowball bullets to really pack a punch!

Not only this but the onyx roses will not have just two measly barrels on each end, but they will have 12 FREAKING BARRELS EACH!!

I aim them both guns at the unsealed snowball and with all of my might, I squeeze tight on both triggers to shoot every, single, damn, bullet that is in each gun all at once!!

I will use all three of my actions to make this attack more effective as always!

Your attack defaults to Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon, dealing 15000 damage!

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V:

The Creepy Clowns stare down both Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon and Deathclaw, making them too freaked out to move! A few of them start moving to try and scare the godmodder, too, but they get mysteriously struck by lightning! 20 clowns killed!

AG:

You see Cloak staring into the distance of the Hexagonafield...

Cloak: Good job beating that big mound of slush.
Cloak: But it looks like its time for me to leave.
Cloak: Don't try to follow me this time. After seeing your group fight for so long, I think I have faith that you'll push at least a little further than the others did.
Cloak: If you keep winning battles, you'll see me again.

And with that, Cloak departs.

Work on the Shield array continues!

The army men all cooperate and gun down the Deathclaw, obliterating its terrified self before it has a chance to even get one attack off! Sad.

Yogg-Saron does... SOMETHING to Blue Eyes Ultimate dragon, dealing 14000 damage! The steel balls don't attack just yet, healing each other up instead!

PG:

Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon is too scared to move!

The snowball is DEAD. Suddenly, the blue light from above feels... warmer, somehow. The snowball ESPECIALLY feels its change, as it begins to melt, and melt, and melt. The double-crossed swords lose their glow, and eventually their shape, as the entire snowball disintegrates. It is gone.

The Godmodder clutches at his chest, as he is wont to do when he's just taken some damage from a major objective accomplished. Killing that snowball took no less than 2 HP from him!

The godmodder is disappointed. He really, really hoped his favorite snowballing entity would survive a little bit longer. But his second favorite, it seems, is still alive and well.

First order of business this turn: Yogg-Saron. The godmodder subtracts 18000 HP from their bar. With dynamite. Next up: The Army Men. The godmodder begins preparing something...

N:

Pluff0 and CaptainNZZZ's entities don't have anyone to attack! The techmarines finish the Tarantula Turrets!

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!

Minor tasks:

The army men get stronger over time! Guide and protect them!
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're building helpful structures!
Take out the Creepy Clowns! They're preventing entities from acting!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station
Shield array: 55% complete
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers on random sides every turn!(Diet coke bribe!)(mind-controlled to the AG team!)
Space engineers: 60/60 HP x 70(building space station!)

[AG - eeveeshadowbacon]Yogg-Saron: 8000/35000 HP, 14000A

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(23000 total attack)(protected from 2 attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed):
Riflemen III: 60/60 HP x 100, 30x100A
Machine gunners III: 30/30 HP x 100, 200x100A
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 9, building special weapons depot(complete in 1!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 112, researching anti-regen attacks(complete in 1!)
HQs: 2000/2000 x 2 HP, producing 6 engineers, 15 medics (complete in 2!)
Refineries: 1500/1500 x 5 HP(producing 2000 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3000/3000x2 HP, producing 5 squad leaders, 2 snipers, 30 riflemen(complete in 3!)
Possesses 2200 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets, GodMod armor(not in use), GodMod weaponry(not in use)

[AG - hungry visitor]Steel balls: 1000 x 2 HP, HP/2 A (+1000 HP to each next turn!)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22000/22000 HP(zombie immunity)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A(constructing Tarantula Turrets, complete in 1!)
Thunderhawks: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 1000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 5000/5000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1000/1000 x 10 HP, 500 x 10A
Light Crystal: 10000/10000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5000/5000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Chuckles: 7000/7000 HP(bodyguarding army!)(2 attack shield)(resistance: -500 damage from every attack taken)
Tarantula turrets: 3000/3000 x 2 HP, 2500 x 2 A(bodyguarding Chuckles!)

[N - Pluff0]Oryx: 12000/12000 HP, 6000A

[PG]Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon: 41000/70000 HP, 5000A (BERSERK MODE)

[PG]Godmodder: 265/300 HP(Starcalibur: x2 actions)(Major charge: 1/3)

[V]Creepy Clowns: 500/500 x 60 HP, SCARE x 3A, Special: Balloon Animal(ready in 3!)

Player info:

Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
Eevee Shadow Bacon(New summon: 1/10)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor
[N]Pluff0
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010
Easary
Arsenical
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 1/15)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 1

ATTENTION: Defeat The Godmodder has just downloaded the V1.2 patch. The game will be automatically rebooted to complete the update. All progress will be saved. Please be advised that there will be an outage of 3 nanoseconds to reboot the game. The reboot will be conducted after all posts are processed next turn.

(Also, big storypost incoming either tomorrow or the day after)

Moniker · Oct 12, 2017

All this fighting has kept it off your mind, but you can't ignore it any longer.

Right from the start, you've had questions. But nobody took the time to really ask them. How did you get here? Why are you here? ...Who were you, before you came here?

You can't remember a single thing.

Were you brought here to fight the godmodder? Did the godmodder create you? You've at least managed to learn more about the nature of your powers, but you still don't know the nature of you. All you've done is fight.

When the Unsealed Snowball died, it was like something was weakened. Not removed, but weakened. Like the clouds fogging your thoughts had lifted, and you could have clarity for just a moment. Then, as though you had gotten a notification on your phone to remember that you had a meeting today, you remembered one thing:

The Soul Orb.

You don't know how you know. You just KNOW. The Soul Orb is the godmodder's source of power. You are completely certain that without the Soul Orb, the godmodder would be completely powerless. You don't where it is, or what it looks like, or anything else. Just that finding it is the key to victory. And possibly, your memories as well.

Your best bet for finding it? Probably to continue as you've been doing. Exploring this world the godmodder seems to own, and defeating both him and his elite forces. It's all you can do, really. But now, at least... you have a goal beyond simple destruction.

Moniker · Oct 12, 2017

Esarey said:
Esarey summons the parahuman Phir Se.

Esarey instructs Phir Se to use his power to begin sending light through a closed time loop, causing the light to begin gathering exponentially in a Mother of All Lasers.

Esarey then fires lasers into the MOAL, causing the gathering light to gather even faster.

Lastly, Esarey lays three cards face-down:

Polymerization
Rainbow Life
Mirror Force

You are charging up the MOTHER OF ALL LASERS! Do note that if you decide to play those cards later, an explanation of their effects would be quite welcome.

dunk1010 said:
I summon a Kiribo along with a duel disk and a deck of yugi-oh cards with magic powers to let them work together in order to allow me to summon monsters or cast spells under my control.

You now own a KIRIBO! This is not an entity on the field, but rather something you have in your inventory.

MooGoesCow21 said:
I begin to open a new portal one that will only let one entity through that is sworn to fight against the godmodder(focus)

+30% opening to a new portal summoning a very powerful entity!

The_Two_Eternities said:
I wipe a bead of sweat from my brow. "Finally, we've got that over with. Now, to do something I've been planning on doing for a while."

FOCUS: VOLUNTEER

In another dimension, shadowy figures talk to other shadowy figures, and they come to an agreement. In meetings of shadowy figures, shadowy figures propose motions, and the votes pass.

"The librarian, who was standing with his back ramrod straight, saluted me as if I were a soldier."

(OOC: This is just a charging action, 3/9 charges so far. I've wanted to start this for a few updates, but things have been pretty hectic with the Unsealed Snowball. Also, unspecified reward to the first person to figure out what I'm referring to.)

3/9 charge added to your playerlist entry!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I reprogram a clown lead the honking, beeping and poka-dotted charge against the GM's forces
I continue the summon (x2)
Edit: there. Happy?

The clowns now have a CLOWN LEADER! But programming is predictable! Clowns are funny! Funny is unpredictable! He immediately violates his programming and continues to go after everything! +2 summon charges!

Arsenical said:
Hell? But it couldn't be, Arsenical thought! Surely there was some mistake!

Then he remembered the dragon.

"Well, if that's the best explanation i'm gonna get, i'll take it."

Now, he was supposed to kill the guy with the sweet sword... But, he may have felt a little squeamish about murder, even if the guy was the devil or something, so he decided on a better goal: Getting that sword.

Now what contest would he have a shot at... That would work. But oh no! He needed a microphone-

At that instance, a microphone appeared in his hands.

... Huh. Well that was lucky.

"Sword Guy!" Arsenical yelled, filled with confidence and confusion. But mostly confusion.

"I challenge you... To a beatboxing showdown! Winner gets the sword!"

Then, with all of his heart, and with few of his brain cells, he put the mike up to his mouth and, horrifically, beatboxed. It may have been because it was too terrible for the human brain to handle, or maybe it was just too glorious for the human mind to comprehend, but the sound seemed to cause an indescribable pain.

Upon finishing, all was silent... Then the most awkward of clapping began echoing from nowhere for but a moment, before fading into silence again.

The godmodder wanted to use his earplugs, but he needs to hear you to win the contest! In the end, he totally wins because of how terrible you are, but not without taking 1 BAD SINGING damage...

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: Wouldn't it be nice to get it back right away? Didn't happen, though.

Oh, and your penalty for losing... yeah, there had to be a penalty for losing. After all, the sword was the godmodder's property, so it's only fair you bet something of equal value! And since you have nothing to offer, the godmodder puts you in DEBT! Debt to the tune of ONE LEGENDARY WEAPON! Better take care of that sooner or it might come back to bite you!

CaptainNZZZ said:
With the Unsealed Snowball finally defeated I turn my attention over at what is still on the HEXAGONAFIELD that'll cause immediate issues, the Creepy Clowns.

I order the Tarantula turrets, the Eagles, the Thunderhawks, and the undead warriors to attack the Creepy Clowns.

My first actual action (x1.5) is working to improve the Eagle Spawner, increasing it's durability and the stats of the Eagles it spawns per turn, adding armor to it's exterior and casting spells on the Eagle creating portion of the Eagle Spawner.

I summon the tank from this thread bound to my will as my second action (x1.5).

Your entities will attack the Clowns! Eagle spawner durability improved! After all that reinforcement, though, you don't have quite enough power left to finish casting your spells...

You have summoned the CUSTOM M1 ABRAMS! It's completely unmanned! The godmodder sends some of his men over, and they immediately crew the tank! Sure, the tank is bound to your will, but it's just a tank. It doesn't decide its direction in life.

Captain.Cat said:
Looking over the field I wonder what else I can do to help. 'Hmm not alot to fight against and the godmodder is up to something, if I were to guess his going to try to gain control over my men again, that or his going to blow them up, bastard.' Looking over to my Scientists i call to them "Right the anti regan tech is not as pressing right now, instead i want you to work on anti mind control tech that stops all forms of mind control from the PG side." the scientists talk quietly to each other before the head Scientist walks up to me. "We can work on that sir but even with more then 100 scientists it will take us a while to get it done." I nod to him and say "Alright, can you give me a eta on how long?" "It will take about 5 to 7 turns sir. maybe if we receive outside help we can get it done faster." I nod. "Do it" The head scientist returns to the others and the 112 scientists quickly start working on different ideas and theories as to how stop the mind control.

Turning back to the field I look at the creepy clowns, once again suppressing a shudder, then I notice that the Clowns are making a Balloon Animal!'Oh no you creepy fucks don't! I Wish for a rain of needles to fall from the sky and to pop that balloon!' Suddenly thousands of 3 inch needles descend from the sky onto the clowns! stabbing Balloons and eyeballs alike!

Looking over at MooGoesCow space engineers and seeing them working on the shield array i make another wish 'I wish for the Space engineers to be able to build the Shield array faster!' Suddenly the Space engineers tools begin to glow with a green light and they soon find that their tools can build stuff twice as fast now!

Meanwhile in the back, a few of the Green army men engineers and discussing plans about a Brewery.

They were actually supposed to finish their anti-regen research last turn... you got the ANTI REGEN BULLETS! You can only equip either them or the anti-godmodding bullets. But these new ones suppress regen! New orders given!

5 clowns killed! Balloon animal delayed by 1 turn! Meanwhile, the space engineers find themselves granted a little extra power!

JOEbobobob said:
I see the godmodder preparing something, and see the army men starting to prepare. I doubt the godmodder'll wait for them to finish though, so i'm going to help them. course', if the godmodder gains control of the men then I'll be helping him, but i expect them to be more likely to die if he controls them.
2 actions: I look at the godmodder and flash. bolts of light shoot from my arms, darting towards the godmodder's arms, and right as he dodges, my reference frame shifts. my movement is now relative to the godmodders position, and not moving at all is pretty easy. as such, the godmodder's attempts to dodge fail, and the bolts slam into his wrists. the thin thread of light connecting them to me thickens slightly, before turning into chains. connected to the godmodder, I switch reference frames again, this time my reference frame being myself. I throw the world, sending myself into the air and the godmodder into the ground, before warping away from the field to a small room, bringing the godmodder with me. 7 chain glyphs flash on the walls, and entangle the godmodder, heavilly restricting his actions this turn.

2/15? that mem'ry left so far behind.

The godmodder can't attack this turn! Only chant and summon...

Charge boosted...

hungry visitor said:
I've got balls of steel!
And chains too for some reason... I just remembered they were there and that they were supposed to be there.
Seems I got my real emotions and reality back from absorbing something real (I couldn't find more "funny" stuff).

Chains. I remember vaguely... that they were supposed to be there.

Eh. OK there was something about different matter... it er exists if... you know what it is. But you don't know it until you remember something from the first encounter with this knowledge.
Let me see... where were those chains (inside their heads, chaining their souls into servility) I mean were else... Oh. I see.
They are everywhere and nowhere. And I can remember whatever I want.

First I need more chains holding my enemies:

HV remembers that he has 7 tentacle-chains on his body.

Then something that gets my enemies paranoid:

Enemies of HV roll a d100 and will remember that they are chained to the ground if they throw lower than 60.

They do this because HV holds up a sign that says: "Remember the time, when we defeated the snowballs? Combos were being chained. Then it crashed to the ground!"

And then something to protect my balls while they start healing themselves:

Balls of Steel remember for 2 rounds (balls are not good at remembering things) that they wear extremely durable chain mail (tailored for balls to wear).

The Balls of Steel get an attack shield! Luckily, the chain mail sticks even if they forget its there, so it won't wear off!

The Custom Abrams tank remembers its chained to the ground! It's stunned for this turn!

The Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon remembers nothing...

Pluff0 said:
His sworn enemy defeated, Oryx retreats back to my side, and my continue to summon the Dreadnought. (All dem actions)

ETA 2 turns.

Do you want me to put your summoning actions on the playerlist?

EternalStruggle said:
The man gazes at the Godmodder now that the Snowball is dead, and considers the possibility of attacking the Godmodder. Well, he will do it at some point, but for now he wants to try something else. Help the AG's own snowball, or rather one of their set of snowballs get underway.

Speaking of, he teleports back to his home base for the turn, since he needs to get some dinner, and for his action summons his first Entity. Humble, of course, but perhaps it could prove useful.

FOCUS - CONSTRUCTOR

As the figure teleports away, some sort of large flying drone appears in his place, and it boosts up to the under construction space station, joining the Space Engineers in constructing it. Looks like it has a decent but not large amount of health, and it has no attack. However, this Construction Drone is pretty good at building things, especially space stations, and so will add its construction ability to the under construction modules each turn. If the Portal is fully closed or the space station is destroyed, it will leave the battlefield and return to base.

The Construction drone has joined the engineers!

That-Random-Guy said:
I use all my actions to start making the SNEK GUN. [3/4 charges] Explanation later.

You almost finish the SNEK GUN!

feller21 said:
Ok, so after I blast the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon with my insane shotguns, I bring out two speakers, each the size of the Empire State Building!

I connect a microphone to both speakers and with my beautiful musical talent, I sing the USSR National Anthem at insane volumes against the dragon!

All three actions will be used to make sure the dragon takes damage and that my singing is perfect!

17000 damage to the dragon!

CoreBrute said:
CoreBrute looks at the small item the puppy dropped.

"What is it..." He holds up a large mystical magnifying glass to look over the item, trying to identify it's properties. Then he felt a shadow go over him. He looked up at possibly the biggest monster he'd ever seen.

"Should have realised you would be guarding doggy heaven on the side." CoreBrute then turned and ran from the creature, examing the item he found as he tried to avoid having his soul eaten by Hades' favourite hound.

He could feel himself phase out of dog heaven as his body woke up. At the last minute, having identified the item, he leaped back down to the mortal realm, item in hand.

"See you later, Fido, Fidumb, and Fidumber!" He yelled out before vanishing.

OOC: Focusing my 3 actions to identify the item, just before returning to life (I just wanted something more dramatic happen than just looking at an item with a magnifying glass). Yes I am taking the item with me back to the mortal plane, don't try to stop me.

You decided to take it with you... you could have cast it right back where it came, but you decided to take it with you.

CONGRATULATIONS! You have acquired YOREHAMMER!

Yorehammer:
The Hammer of Piercing. Whoever holds it shall gain the might of a planet. Equipping it takes a portion of your life force, but the stronger you are, the less that portion is. It is part of the set of the seven ultimate weapons. All who hold it can ignore any and all methods of protection. Attack shields, bodyguards... you simply don't have to care.

Hex123 said:
I FOCUS and bring my hammer around to hit Blue eyes in the face.

15000 damage to Blue eyes!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
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You're too tired from your actions earlier! And besides... players are really difficult to kill, anyways.

You have auto-defected to team [N]!

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NEW UPDATE COMPLETE!

DEFEAT THE GODMODDER: 1.2 PATCH NOTES!

-Some have reported a weird bug with the godmodder shifting into Endgame mode - we haven't been able to reproduce it, but the godmodder should reset to the proper stage every time he reaches a new HP threshhold now.
-Godmodder no longer summons Cute Puppy - what were we THINKING?
-Minor bugfixes and stability improvements
-New way to damage godmodder. Hint: Pie-related

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V:

The creepy clowns, with their charismatic new leader, scare Oryx, the entirety of the Army Men, and the Steel Balls! None of them can act this turn, though the Army men still progress with their research!

AG:

The space engineers finish the SHIELD ARRAY and switch it on! Now, the space station is protected from attacks should it ever enter the battlefield!

Yogg-Saron rolls into Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon, killing it for good!

The army men finish the Special weapons depot, but neither them nor the Steel balls can do anything more this turn!

PG:

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Everything around you feels... harsher, somehow. Like the godmodder's gaze got more intense. Like he no longer has a reason to hold back. You get a bad, bad feeling. Like when you accidentally wandered into some area above your level and got in a fight, but the enemy is way above your level and now you can't escape.

ENDGAME MODE ENGAGED

The godmodder, laughing, chants from his chains! Both his turns are spent! Armor Crusher summoned! He points towards CaptainNZZZ's army. Take them out before they grow too strong to stop.

N:

All of CaptainNZZZ's entities attack the creepy clowns and kill 20 of them!

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Right now, the godmodder's at his endgame levels of power! And you... aren't at yours! But, he should reset back to normal if you can get him down to his next threshold... so the first was at 290, then 275, so the next one... 250? Its your best bet. Your only bet. Keep attacking the godmodder! Also, remember, the Armor Crusher is only a normal entity. Status effects might be the way to go on this one!

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Get the godmodder down to 250 HP! Its the only way to snap him out of endgame mode!

Minor tasks:

The army men get stronger over time! Guide and protect them!
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're building helpful structures!
Take out the Creepy Clowns! They're preventing entities from acting!
Keep the Armor Crusher neutralized! He'll ruin anything he can get his hands on!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station
Shield array(protecting space station)
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers on random sides every turn!(Diet coke bribe!)(mind-controlled to the AG team!)
Space engineers+1: 70/70 HP x 100(building space station!)(x1.2 effectiveness)
Construction drone: 8000/8000 HP(adding 20 engineers of work!)
Portal: 20% open(summoning ally sworn to fight the godmodder)(closes 10% each turn)

[AG - eeveeshadowbacon]Yogg-Saron: 8000/35000 HP, 14000A

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(23000 total attack)(protected from 2 attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed):
Riflemen III: 60/60 HP x 100, 30x100A
Machine gunners III: 30/30 HP x 100, 200x100A
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 9
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 112, researching mind control resistance(complete in 3!)
HQs: 2000/2000 x 2 HP, producing 6 engineers, 15 medics (complete in 1!)
Refineries: 1500/1500 x 5 HP(producing 2000 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3000/3000x2 HP, producing 5 squad leaders, 2 snipers, 30 riflemen(complete in 2!)
Special weapons depot: 4000/4000 HP
Possesses 4200 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets, anti-regen bullets(not in use) GodMod armor(not in use), GodMod weaponry(not in use)

[AG - hungry visitor]Steel balls: 1000 x 2 HP, HP/2 A (+1000 HP to each next turn!)(protected from 1 attack!)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22000/22000 HP(zombie immunity)(20000 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A
Thunderhawks: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 1000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8000/8000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1000/1000 x 11 HP, 500 x 11A
Light Crystal: 10000/10000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5000/5000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Chuckles: 7000/7000 HP(bodyguarding army!)(2 attack shield)(resistance: -500 damage from every attack taken)
Tarantula turrets: 3000/3000 x 2 HP, 2500 x 2 A(bodyguarding Chuckles!)

[N - Pluff0]Oryx: 12000/12000 HP, 6000A

[PG]Custom M1 Abrams: 20000/20000 HP, 9000A

[PG]Armor Crusher: 500000/500000 HP, 20000 x 3A

[PG]Godmodder: 264/300 HP(Starcalibur: x2 actions)(Major charge: 1/3)

[V]Creepy Clown Leader: 5000/5000 HP(leading Creepy Clowns!)
Creepy Clowns: 500/500 x 35 HP, SCARE x 3A, Special: Balloon Animal(ready in 3!)

Player info:

Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)
MooGoesCow21
[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New summon: 3/10)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor
[N]Pluff0
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities(Charge 3/9)
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy(SNEK GUN: 3/4)
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the MOAL)
Arsenical(1 Legendary Weapon in debt!)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 2/15)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 1

Moniker · Oct 13, 2017

Before the update starts, quick clarification on legendary weapon ownership: When someone has a legendary weapon, it is theirs until they decide to give it up. Sure, there are a number of good reasons to trade it off the minute you've done everything you needed to do with it, but you can hold it for as long as you want. Attempts at theft are almost guaranteed to fail without the owner's permission. Since Corebrute posted in the OOC thread, yorehammer ownership this turn has moved from Corebrute to feller21.

Hex123 said:
I start throwing rocket powered pies at the god modder.

The godmodder opens his mouth REALLY WIDE and they all fly in neatly! Delicious! Looks like that wasn't the way to do it...

dunk1010 said:
I place down two trap card and use Card Destruction on the godmodder.

The godmodder discards all 0 of his cards! He draws 0 new cards!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I just realizes, now that I'm evil, so are my summons.... E̡͇͙̘̗̬̩̬̎̈́̋̑̌N̹͓͚̘̯̪̜ͣͭ̉́ͯ͝Jͫͥ̓ͦ̓҉̳͉̪̰̘̀͜Ô̢̩̥͕̺̭͉̱̅͋͘ͅY̴̹͎̣͙ͮͬ͆̿ͫ̂̅͘

I heal Yogg (who is now evil) to max health
I kidnap MooGoesCow and take him to my crazy basement.
I start to open a portal to hell (1/5)

+5000 HP to Yogg-saron! He is now EVIL(read: [N])

You lock MooGoesCow in your crazy basement! Unfortunately, you forgot to lock the door so it'll probably be pretty easy to escape.

The opening has begun...

Esarey said:
Esarey summons Takanuva, the Toa of Light, and the parahuman Legend, and instructs both of them to fire their own beams of light into the gathering MOAL as well.

Esarey then begins summoning the Traveler, a task which will take a significant amount of time to accomplish.

Your MOAL is now stronger! You've begun to summon the Traveler...

JOEbobobob said:
1 action spent to incrament 3/15 that mem'ry left so far behind.
something of note:
Yorehammer:
The Hammer of Piercing. Whoever holds it shall gain the might of a planet. Equipping it takes a portion of your life force, but the stronger you are, the less that portion is. It is part of the set of the seven ultimate weapons. All who hold it can ignore any and all methods of protection. Attack shields, bodyguards... you simply don't have to care.
this seems useful, and here is why: the godmodder's near-immunity to damage can be concidered protection. since we know the soul orb is his source of strength (whatever it is) and he is weak without it, his near-immunity to damage is a protection the soul orb allows him to apply, in some way.
as such, the Yorehammer should allow you to bypass his armor.
as well...
it simply requires you hold it, not hit him with it; therefor, you can reach one hand into the inventory, elongate your hand, tap the hammer, and gain its propertys, then attack the godmodder however you like. just slap him or something with your free hand.
anyway, Action.
the army man hears of the army men, and decides to join their cause. seeing their lack of defenses, he decides to conjure an extension to their army, one that can siphon plastic to create a defensive wall which, like all plastic beings, will melt back into its plastic on death, letting it be rebuilt infinitely as long as the plastic protection producer ( alliteration! ) is alive.

Plastic wall generator added to army men! Unfortunately, some plastic will be lost in the exchange.

CaptainNZZZ said:
Seeing the Godmodder point towards my entities, clearly wanting his forces to attack them, I slowly shake my head. "So that's how it's going to be then, you're forcing me to really consider joining the AntiGodmodder side."

Exhaling slowly I spend my first action (x2.5) while I glare at the Armor Crusher, weaving a spell upon it that makes it so the next two attacks the Armor Crusher makes will not only not hit what the Armor Crusher is trying to hit but also reflect back onto itself.

Grinning at how my plan actually seems to have worked so far I use the remaining amount of my power (x0.5) to open the Custom M1 Abrams's hatch temporarily and with the use of a Charge Stone I pull the now vulnerable group of the Godmodder's men out of the Custom M1 Abrams which allows four of the undead warriors to immediately man the Custom M1 Abrams.

Finally I order all of my entities but the techmarines to attack the Armor Crusher, no doubt only doing the equivalent of scratching the Armor Crusher's paint job. The techmarines are ordered to begin building a highly maneuverable jetpack for Chuckles that'll grant him a 25% evasion capability, letting Chuckles have an 1/4th chance to dodge attacks once it's finished.

Some of armor crusher's attacks will reflect!

With the burning of a CHARGE STONE, your action works! You've regained control of your custom M1 Abrams!

ENTROPIC PARADOX ROLL: 2745/9990
Massive Negative Effect
Entropy level: 10 - 20

The godmodder's Major Charge is boosted by one turn!

MooGoesCow21 said:
I Continue focusing on opening the portal

The space engineers will make a Antimatter Energy generator that regens the shield and makes my specials activate faster

+30% portal opening! The space engineers get to work!

Arsenical said:
No! Clearly, the godmodder was just too FUNKY FRESH for our hero to overcome. Now he even owed the blasted man a LEGENDARY WEAPON! Where was he supposed to get that?

He had no choice. Clearly, he needed to embark on another QUEST, so that his SOUL isn't taken!

But where to? LEGENDARY WEAPONS are not something you come across every day.

"Hm... Nope, don't have any ideas. You have any, Narrator?"

Just one.

"What is-" *GONG*

And so, due to a little assistance from our lovely narrator and a blunt instrument, Arsenical was sent to the DREAMLANDS, a nonsensical realm of endless IMAGINATION...

You have traveled to the DREAMLANDS! But, you could still come back...

OOC NOTE: You are about to begin a sidequest. Potentially one to get another Legendary weapon. You may wish to consider. Please confirm you wish to embark upon this sidequest.

The_Two_Eternities said:
FOCUS: FLAMETHROWER

They must become what they despise. Across the world, abandoned factories are quietly retooled, and weapons of destruction start to roll off the assembly lines.

" "Have you been good to your mother, young man?" He asked me."

(OOC: Same thing, charge is now at 6/9. I am now upgrading the unspecified reward to a promise of at least two actions aiding the winner between Update XXXIII and Update XXXV)

Charging up...

feller21 said:
Ok, after dealing with the dragon, I look at the Godmodder and notice that his power is going straight to the max!

I also take note of the Godmodder being busy with summons(which means his hands are full at the moment!).

I don't want to forget that there is this new legendary weapon called the Yorehammer, and the fact that holding on to it allows you to ignore any kind of protection, including the Godmodder's!

I want both JOEbobobob and I to hold on to the weapon together, he will do his actions and I will do mine which will be stretching my legs towards the Godmodder and doing a SUPER ULTRA MEGA LIGHTNING KICK!!

"Where will you kick him?" y'all may be asking? Well, I am going to be kicking him in the groin, and there will be a sonic boom after I do so. Plus, his armor will be ignored!

All three actions will be used for this turn!

IMPORTANT NOTE: I am going to be gone for a few days because I'm going on an awesome backpacking trip IRL and I just want to do something stupid/hilarious before I leave for the time being!

While I'm gone, good luck guys on trying to deal with the current situation and have a great weekend!!

Godmodders always put all their shielding around the groin area! Which you just COMPLETELY IGNORED! Corebrute gives you the Yorehammer, and you smash at one of the godmodder's weak-ish spots for 2 damage!

You've made the godmodder mad now.

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: No

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: Nah, 2 legendary weapons at once would be crazy anyways

Captain.Cat said:
Seeing that Clowns are only growing stronger I frown. 'Fucking hell, why did we have to have clowns of all things? my men could take them all out if they could get in ranged without the clowns terrifying them but how to do that?' I click my tongue as I try to come up with something. 'Hmm, that's it! I wish for a bunch of irremovable blankets to cover the clowns thus getting rid of their horrifying looks!' Suddenly a enough blankets for all the clowns appear and then speed towards the clowns, wrapping themselves around the clowns faces! The clowns try to tear off these blankets but the fabric is too slippery they can't grab hold!

I grin savagely and yell out! "Now is our time men! Lets send these satanic clowns back to hell!" With determent looks the army men pick there targets and prepare to kill them all.

I momentarily turn to the Engineers and call to them "Right lads I need you to build another Refinery!" the engineers nod and one calls out "Will do sir but we request afterwards to be allowed to build a Brewery." I rise an eye brow at this "Umm, okay but why a brewery?" the Engineer gives me a deadpan look. "Sir we may be made of plastic but we are also soldiers and soldiers need a drink every once and a while, sir." I look a little sheepish as the the engineers get to work. after a moment I shake my head to clear it of remaining embarrassment and call over to the Special weapons depot. "Right I want you to start on getting the riflemen Grenade launchers!" "We will have the requisition for them completed shortly." The Clerk in the Depot calls back and gets to work.

Special Weapons Depot: (Unlocked because of support elements was researched) Costs 500 plastic to build, Can build Flame troopers, Remote Controlled Robobombs(Locked until researched) Flak jackets upgrade, Power armor upgrade(locked until Researched, stacks with Flak jackets) Grenade launchers, MAG weaponry (short for Mass Accelerator Gun, Locked until researched)

Flame Trooper Lvl1: 35 hitpoints, Armed with a M-2 Flamethrower, does 50 damage on a hit, Special: If an enemy is hit by their flamethrower they must take a action to put out the flames or they will burn for another 30 damage on the next turn, this effect lasts until they put out the fire. Costs: 300 plastic to build one Flame trooper.
Flak Jacket Upgrade: First must be researched and then 600 plastic must be spent on it at the Special weapons Depot, Then Flak jackets will be automatically given to all army men giving them all 35 extra hitpoints.
Grenade launchers: First must be researched and then 400 plastic must be spent on it at the Special weapons depot, Then Grenade launchers will be given to all Riflemen boosting their damage by 40 when they hit a enemy.

800 plastic spent this turn

Two of the clown scares this turn are neutralized by blankets! Orders queued for your army!

Believe me, after all they've seen and are going to see, your soldiers really will need some drinks.

hungry visitor said:
What the? The steel balls recede inside HV, scared (that is what balls do). These guys are scared that easy?
OK to their defense I have to say that they are still 2 rounds old.
Now to those clowns that scared them: "U R not funny!"

Time to wreck them. HarVester channels a small portal into his cult onto the Hexagonafield.
A small barely visible black point appears midst the "scary clowns". Suddenly everything becomes a small strand, flowing inside the portal that hungrily devours it.

Something else to do: The balls are nothing without each other. HarVester connects their souls to prevent that to happen.
Damage dealt to one of the balls will be halved and the other ball gets the other half.

No gods beside me! HV drains godly force from the godmodder.
This works faster than before with the snowball because HV got neat tentacles.

The balls HP is now collective! 15 clowns are absorbed by the portal!

You successfully drain from the godmodder... SPAGHETTI POWER? Oh no! Your tentacles are turning into spaghetti noodles!

EternalStruggle said:
The man glares at the Armor Crusher from behind his shades and sighs. Somebody flicked a switch they shouldn't have, it looks like. Also, Soul Orb! He remembered now, he was here to wreck everyone, but of course forgot certain important details like the Soul Orb, because naturally the Godmodder has mind wipe powers. Of course, he fells like he knew this in advance, and past him set things up so it would work out. Good job, past him! Of course, that was just a feeling. He could be wrong. Also, wasn't he doing something before he came? I mean, it was probably just him preparing to come here. Bah, he'd figure it out when he whacked the Godmodder about some more. Speaking of, he had to go do that. He wouldn't use pies, since that was being covered by others. Or would he do that? Maybe it was time for a change of pace!

The man teleported to CoreBrute (or whoever had the new legendary weapon by now) and kicked him hard in the chest, causing him to stumble, before grabbing hold of Yorehammer and yanking it from the man's grasp! Everyone collectively gasps! He can do this since the Players can't hold onto their weapons as hard as the Godmodder. He then marches over to the Godmodder and presents the Yorehammer to him.

The Godmodder doesn't take it, since the last time this guy gave him a Legendary Weapon, there was a potent bomb attached to it. What does everyone take him for, some kind of schmuck?

Shrugging, the man just swings Yorehammer at the Godmodder, hard and fast.

Whatever the Godmodder does, whether he dodges, or teleports away, or blocks, or deflects, or parries, or moves it out the way with telekinetic powers, or just tanks it with his armor, two things become immediately apparent.

1: This Yorehammer is a fake! It just looks and feels like and has an identical aura to the real Yorehammer. The holder of it was a clone that got placed into the wielder's spot, with the actual wielder getting momentarily teleported out of sight completely. The teleportation swap was naturally undetectable and completely instant. The actual hammer is still in the possession of the Players.

2: Wherever the Godmodder is, he is now standing inside an incredibly powerful electric field that for a few moments fries him to a crisp, enough power to destroy entire cities focused on one man. He's the Godmodder so he shall survive, of course, but it definitely won't be pleasant. Normally trying this after he was already shocked by lightning before would be silly, but back then he messed up and made himself immune to banana damage instead of electric damage, so it should work this second time, even if he'll put up auto-defenses against it after this.

1 damage to the godmodder! He curses himself for forgetting his rubber suit!

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: Friday the 13th misfortune.

Eevee shadow bacon said:
One of Yogg's many mouths open and a bunch of demon clowns spew forth, giggling and throwing hellfire pies everywhere.

10 clowns added to the horde!

That-Random-Guy said:
Upon seeing the situation at hand, I change my plan. instead of creating a Snek gun, I use the 3 charges from the previous turn plus 3 actions right now to coat the Armor Crusher in several creatively-stacked layers of BLOOD-RED-MIRROR. Normally, those simply reflect damage. Thanks to my creative placement, they instead act as low-efficiency damage batteries. They will absorb any outgoing damage from the Armor Crusher, and store it. If the the amount of stored damage exceeds a certain amount, the layered mirrors will break, loosing the stored quantity. This amount is 25% lower than it should be, making the other properties of the assemblage possible. In its current form, any attempt to remove the mirrors will cause that damage to instead hit the remover, unless they are AG. It is fully possible for me and me only to modify the mirrors further.

OOC: MooGoesCow has a space station. Captain.cat has the Plastic Soldiers. I will have a Blood-red-mirror network. And the Snek swarm. And maybe a lava gun. My imagination is a wee bit overactive.

Edit: Made things more clear.

You burn your 75% complete SNEK GUN to make this work! You successfully make the BLOOD RED MIRRORS, with damage absorption of 30000! Do note that that number really won't last long against the Armor Crusher.

Victory by Ablation said:
"Something zooms, pops and flickers,
As the background grows sicker.
Rustling leaves as wind blows through,
Rot and turn a slickly blue.
Colors splashing all around,
Screeching, breaking, splashing sounds.
And atop a lonely tree,
Sitting, writing poetry,
Watching both the bad and good,
Godmodding, Descendant-hood,
The battle fought across the ages,
Evil wizards against sages,
With both eyes observes the fight,
In his hide containing might,
Atop the single lonely tree,
He is the one who holds the key."

"Oh. Hello. I didn't see you there."
A young man suddenly appears on a nearby tree.
"I hope that you enjoyed my poem, dear spectator."
One would expect only an old man to have a head full of white hair, although this man was not old whatsoever. He was in his early twenties, you could tell, yet all of his hair was a pure white.
"Actually, let me introduce myself properly."
Jumping down from the tree, his long brown coat reveals a plain grey t-shirt underneath for a moment. You could swear you saw something akin to an emblem was emblazoned in the middle of his shirt, but you couldn't make it out. The coat extends just above his chin and droops down covering his pants, only pitch black shoes visible underneath.
"I apologize if I am not good with introductions. I always try my best to make them... grandiose, in a sense."
You can already tell. This guy is going to be a pain in the ass.

"I do not possess a true name, or at least, I am currently seeking it. You see, my whole life has been dedicated to figuring out my identity. I never truly needed a moniker before now, although I do believe this is the appropriate time."
Bringing his long sleeve to his chin, the sleeve folds just enough to reveal a hand as pale as his skin.
"You may call me Victory. I apologize if I have been pretentious in my introduction, as I have mentioned, they have never really been my forte. I never really... interacted with anyone. Although, I have been watching over this battle for a while. I believe it will help me find out my true identity and if not, at least have a little fun."

Victory takes a few steps towards the Godmodder.
"Hello. You are the one I am supposed to kill, correct?"
He boops the Godmodder's nose at first, keeping his index finger on it.
"Hehe."
His thumb then extends, gripping the nose's left side, before his index finger quickly shifts to the right. In a swift motion, he twists his fingers and detaches the Godmodder's nose completely.
"And this is what I like to call - The Boop of the Leaping Shadow. Trademarked, of course."
The Godmodder is now noseless. Do what you must with that information.

The godmodder, confused, is now noseless...? In any case! Welcome to the game!

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V:

The creepy clowns can only scare once this turn thanks to captain.cat! They scare the Space engineers, preventing them from constructing anything this turn!

AG:

The space engineers are too scared to build anything this turn!

The army men, in a fury, decide its time to end this circus! They gun down all the clowns in a flurry of blood and balloon! Entire clown army destroyed! The HQs get out new engineers and medics, too!

The steel balls attack the Armor Crusher for 2000 damage!

PG:

The armor crusher commences its mighty charge on the AG army! Luckily, thanks to CaptainNZZZ's influence, its first two attacks backfire and deal 40000 damage to it! Its last attack is intercepted by the red mirrors, which absorb 20000 HPs worth of damage!

The godmodder finishes his Major Charge! He also begins a new entity summon...

Captain.cat runs up to the Army Men!

"Men! Listen! This is a daring play but we need to beat the godmodder! We're not taking any chances on this mission, so re-equip that godmod gear! Launch an attack on that space station! I have good reason to believe the godmodder is secretly turning it evil! Also, the scientists need to stop researching mind control elimination, and destroy what they've learned so far - the godmodder will just turn it against us! Now, HQs! Get us 85 new engineers!"

The army men, confused, comply! Yeah... that's not YOUR captain.cat.

N:

CaptainNZZZ's forces do what they can against the Armor Crusher, dealing 29000 damage! Its not much but its something! Oryx and Yogg-Saron current lack orders!

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Get the godmodder down to 250 HP! Its the only way to snap him out of endgame mode!

Minor tasks:

The army men get stronger over time! Guide and protect them! Kill the fake captain.cat who's manipulating them!
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're building helpful structures!
Keep the Armor Crusher neutralized! He'll ruin anything he can get his hands on!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: 0% complete (designed to boost entity charges)
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers on random sides every turn!(Diet coke bribe!)(mind-controlled to the AG team!)
Space engineers+1: 70/70 HP x 110(building space station!)(x1.2 effectiveness)
Construction drone: 8000/8000 HP(adding 20 engineers of work!)
Portal: 40% open(summoning ally sworn to fight the godmodder)(closes 10% each turn)

[AG - hungry visitor]Steel balls: 4000 HP, HP/2 A (+3000 HP next turn!)(protected from 1 attack!)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22000/22000 HP(zombie immunity)(29500 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A
Thunderhawks: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 1000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8000/8000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1000/1000 x 12 HP, 500 x 12A
Light Crystal: 10000/10000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5000/5000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Custom M1 Abrams: 20000/20000 HP, 9000A
Chuckles: 7000/7000 HP(bodyguarding army!)(2 attack shield)(resistance: -500 damage from every attack taken)
Tarantula turrets: 3000/3000 x 2 HP, 2500 x 2 A(bodyguarding Chuckles!)

[N - Pluff0]Oryx: 12000/12000 HP, 6000A

[N - eeveeshadowbacon]Yogg-Saron: 13000/35000 HP, 14000A

[PG]Armor Crusher: 429000/500000 HP, 20000 x 3A(Blood Red Mirrors: 20000/30000 stored)

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(35000 total attack)(protected from 2 attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed):
Fake Captain.cat: 75000/75000 HP(misguiding Army Men!)
Riflemen III: 600/600 HP x 100, 50x100A
Machine gunners III: 300/300 HP x 100, 300x100A
Medics: 500/500 x 15 HP, Healing A
Engineers: 100/100 HP x 15, building refinery(complete in 1!)
Scientists: 100/100 HP x 112, researching improved riflemen(complete in 1!)
HQs: 2000/2000 x 2 HP, calling engineers x 85(complete in 3!)
Refineries: 1500/1500 x 5 HP(producing 2000 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3000/3000x2 HP, producing 5 squad leaders, 2 snipers, 30 riflemen(complete in 1!)
Special weapons depot: 4000/4000 HP, building grenade launchers(complete in 2!)
Plastic shield generator: 5000/5000 HP(burns plastic to protect from damage; current rate: 500 plastic/2000 protection)
Possesses 5400 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets, anti-regen bullets(not in use) GodMod armor, GodMod weaponry
3

[PG]Godmodder: 261/300 HP(Starcalibur: x2 actions)(Noseless!)(Summoning: 1/2)

Player info:

Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New summon: 3/10)(Portal to hell: 1/5)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor
[N]Pluff0
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities(Charge 3/9)
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(1 Legendary Weapon in debt!)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 2/15)
feller21(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)
Victory By Ablation

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0

Moniker · Oct 15, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
I continue opening the portal as usual.

Also the generator will only charge weapons that have cool down times not entity charges

+30% portal opening!

Wait, now the generator has me confused. I thought it was to charge up Special Attack charges, like Dragconic Impact from Examon. What do you mean weapons?

Codelyoko22 said:
Well that Deathclaw was completely useless.

So I summon in myself a magnum capable of shooting evil demonic birds that attack whatever it is I aim at before explodeing... then proceed to shoot them at the fake Captain.cat.

6000 damage to fake captain.cat!

That-Random-Guy said:
In this post, I use all 3 actions plus any assistance sent to me. (Assistance happens a few posts down) Firstly, I make a modification to the Blood Red Mirrors: I activate Breakdown Uber-blast! This means they will break at the end of next turn (or later if possible), but until then they will not break unless their is a attempt to remove them, and when they break they will put all of their damage into the Armor Crusher.

If there is any power left over after that, I utilize a summoned oversize TV and my telepathy based player-vision to transmission ability to show the plastic soldiers this:

Besides that, I telepathically point out a AG player has attacked Captain.cat. I of course do the television trick when the counterfeit Captain.cat isn't looking/from a short distance away, and it's hard to interrupt the telepathy of a Player with entities on the field. Once that is done, I politely advise the Plastic Soldiers that the space station is definitely not corrupted, to restart that anti-mind-control research, and to please kill the impostor.

If I still have leftover actions, I cover the counterfeit Captain.cat with a permanent red skin coloring in a pattern saying IMPOSTOR

OOC: Guys. Please, please donate some actions to boosting this. If we can make this work then we'll do at least 13000 damage an action, as long as no one tries to decrease the number of actions the Armor Crusher has.

BREAKDOWN UBER BLAST activated! With the current power level, the mirrors will break at the end of this turn for sure!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I start putting up a circus tent, now there will be even more coming...[1/5]
I order to to start opening his infinity mouths, as for each mouth opened, 20 hell clowns will arise to set the world ablaze
I focus on the hell portal.

(I'm planning on truly becoming a void character, not just neutral evil. No mercy, no sides, no redemption (for now); just death, murder and demons. (What did you expect from the guy who only summoned eldrich abominations?))

Circus tent begun! The clowns are dead already, trying to summon more will just summon Clowns-1... +2 actions to the hell portal!

You have fallen down a level on the Neutraladder, to N-1! Cease and desist your path, or you'll become vulnerable!

The_Two_Eternities said:
" "The question is," I replied, "has she been good to me?" "

Half of a conspiracy mobilizes. The other half dies in its sleep, silently wiped out by a group that has destroyed much more than that. They step through portals into the Hexagonafield. They are the

VOLUNTEER
FLAMETHROWER
DIVISION

(OOC: 9/9. It's done. These guys are using flamethrowers, so they do (2x? Feel free to balance it, Moniker) damage to biological things and things weak to fire (Stuff like the Eagles, Space Engineers, and Army Men) and cannot damage non-biological things (Stuff like the Space Station, Construction Drone, and the Steel Balls))

OOC: A Series of Unfortunate Events!? Those books are the best, aren't they?

Hex123 said:
I focus and power up the breakdown uber-blast

You've extended its life by one turn! It can last until the end of next turn now!

Captain.Cat said:
Focus - Action! "There can only be one!"

Upon seeing the fake me i yell out. "Son of a bitch, not this shit!" knowing that my men can't tell the different I rush fake Captain.Cat and duck when he throws a punch! I then retailed with a retaliate with a kick to the knee and Fake cat falls to his knees but still struggles and punches me in at a my floating ribs! "GAH Fuck!" I yell out and then I head butt him breaking his nose, this disorients him long enough for me to punch him in the side of the head causing him to black out, I then start to drag him to the pool of water I had landed in when I first got here!

I quickly yell to my soldiers. "Don't interfere! This fight is between me and the Imposter! Follow the Orders of CoreBrute until I have this handle!" The army men look hesitant and confused but they follow my orders non the less. One of the soldiers look over the out cold form of CoreBrute and touches him, gets no response. "Shit, his out cold, Medic!." The army men medics are now trying to wake him up.

Fake Captain.Cat manages to regain his barrings and sees his near the pool of water and starts struggling again punching me in the ribs again "AAAHH Fucking hell" taking the initiative he elbows my knee knocking me down and he jumps on top of me! He then throws a punch at me just missing me. With a surge of energy I push forward and me and my imposter roll over several times until we are inches away from the lake but the imposter is still on top!

The Fake Captain.Cat starts raining blows down on top of me but i manage to block one punch with one hand and I grab The fakes head with the other, I pull his head near my mouth and I bite into his left ear! The Fake screams in pain as I then rip off his ear with my teeth causing him to use his hands to try and stop the blood flow from his new wound! Using this new opening I push forward with my body and roll over again into the pool of water and with me on top!

I then force the Imposters head under the water but his struggling intensifies realizing that death is near! He manages to get his head above water and tires to yell out but it is replaced with a scream of pure agony as I force my thumbs into his eye sockets bursting them instantly, "AAAAAAAAAAHHHH-" before he can finish screaming I force his head back underwater causing waters to quickly fill his open mouth because he's was still trying to scream in pain when he was force back under! He still struggles clawing at my face leaving gashes on my cheeks but I hold firm not allowing the Bastard to come up for air! "Die! damn you, Die! DIIEE! DDDDDIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" I roar at the top of lungs as the Imposter still tries to struggles out of my grip.

(As you guys can see i'm a little busy right now, CoreBrute I would like my men back after I finish killing my Imposter, Also please order them to remove the godmod gear, nothing good will come of them keeping it on. Please take care of them.)

20000 damage to the fake captain.cat! The army men are, indeed, very confused! The fake captain.cat starts yelling!

"No! It's a fake! A fake from the godmodder! Remember your training, men!"

They see Corebrute yelling at them from the sidelines...

"He's in on it too! The godmodder's plans stretch deeper than anyone can know, and the only way to stop anything is to take out that space station! Follow your original mission! FOLLOW YOUR ORIG-" And then he's too wrapped up in the fight to speak.

It looks like... it looks like the fake copy of you is projecting some sort of aura! Not mind control, so much as mind influence. They are more inclined to believe the words of their master's doppleganger, and less likely to trust anyone else... it's like there's a fog over their mind, and there will continue to be so long as he is alive! The army men continue on their path!

hungry visitor said:
Actually the Moniker is using the steel balls as one entity instead of two separate weapons? The weapons attack without any consent?
OK (but pool their healing together too then)

But what is this? Was the true energy the Godmodder possesses the power of moms spaghetti and anti-religion? HV attempts to summon the holy spaghetti monster, which may or may not exist.

(throw a coin. One side summons the holy spaghetti monster under control of HV the other side just lets the spaghetti-tentacles vanish)

Having already summoned a small portal to my cult, it would be a waste to not maintain and strengthen my portal. Strengthen it with food!
The portal moves to the Armor Crusher, turning everything on its way into a small strand that gets devoured.

The steel balls can also get more defenses. HV absorbed scary clowns into his cult so he can create an defensive aura around them that CAN let the attacker run away.
(attacker must pass 30 on a d100)

Having done this things HV looks at himself and wonders what he has become. A little bit of creativity in recycling old actions, building slightly stronger actions and having a growth potential.
He also relies on enhanced strength through luck. This is not the planning wise HarVester he once was...

You successfully summon the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! However, he quickly makes it clear he is NOT under your control! Not the godmodder's control, either! He wants to make everything spaghetti!

You imbue your steel balls with an... attack shield guaranteed to make the next attacker run away! 30% dodge rate on those things would be a lot...

EternalStruggle said:
"Hmm." The man taps his foot, thinking for a moment before snapping his fingers as he comes to a conclusion. "Right, that should work."

He summons a pie from the ether, teleports to the Godmodder, and proceeds to shove it down his throat. As we've seen, the Godmodder can easily swallow pies whole, so this isn't a problem. Tastes delicious, naturally.

However, the man had cunningly poisoned the pie with one of the most potent poisons known to man! Naturally it was completely tasteless, but it smelt absolutely awful, a result of the incredible deadliness of the poison. Of course, noseless as he was, the Godmodder could not smell the poison, and so soon found himself with one of the worst cases of indigestion in both recorded and unrecorded history, enough to give a mortal wound and then some to a more ordinary individual.

1 damage! Ouch, what are you doing to this poor man!? The godmodder immediately regrows his nose. Unfortunately, while the poison was real, it seems you haven't struck on the specific pie-related means of damaging him.

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: No pie for you

CoreBrute said:
CoreBrute's eyes shoot open as he feels a sharp pain. He glances down the see a medic has slammed a massive syringe in CoreBrute's chest.

"Da fuck are you doing?" He asks, mouth still groggy from his near death experience.

"Sorry commander, but you're body was practically dead. We had to inject you with adreneline when other forms of ressucitation weren't working." CoreBrute groaned as he felt the drug's effect fill his bodyh.

"Damn, that was a good hit." He sighed. He had hoped to avoid any more substances he could abuse once he'd be undigitized. But it seemed like staying on the wagon was a fever dream in this Hexgonafield. He then raised an eyebrow at the medic. "Did you just call me commander?"

"Yes sir. Captain.Cat assigned us to your command as he's currently fighting a doppleganger." CoreBrute glanced over at the fight between twins and winced at the brutality. "What would you have us do commander?"

CoreBrute looked over the plastic men. He wasn't quite as sure all the rules associated with these green soldiers-he mostly just let Cat do his own thing with them, aside from when he almost melted them in his inferno. Still, if he was going to command them, there needed to be some changes.

ACTION 1: "Alright, first of all, anyone with God Mod gear, I want you to drop it right now. Put it in a pile over there," He points some distance back. "I'll deal with it later. Make sure you're only using kit that Cat or myself assign you." The soldiers comply, tossing the God Mod gear pile away from them (unloaded of course-no need to cause accidental misfire from poor firearm handling).

"What now commander? We're back to using inferior gear." The squad leader asked.

"Now? Now we improve you guys on an exponential scale!" He reaches into his jacket and pulls out a scroll of summoning. "In my many years where I experienced multiple forms of addiction, I came across these pathetic creatures. Soulless and without hope, I mostly pity them for they were greater slaves to their addictions than I was, but today we can use their services!"

ACTION 2: A portal of dark energy appears. The dangle of chains is heard as disheveled pale humanoids walk out of the portal in unison, covering their eyes from the intense heat.

"Life long customers of the Games Workshop!" CoreBrute calls out. "It's time to use the skills you've invested your lives, and depressingly large sums of money towards mastering. You will paint these plastic army men, into the most striking soldiers to strike fear into the heart of any tabletop general!"

The Games Workshop customers lumbered towards the soldiers, and with quick bursh strokes, careful paint sprays and creative flourishes, they transformed the soldiers. No longer were they simple green plastic army men-they were lifelike, professional and of far greater quality than ever before.

"Yes, good work." CoreBrute notes. "Now return to your basements and convention halls until I have need of you again!" He calls out, and the customers flee from the sunlight.

(OOC: Improve the quality of all plastic army men units. May increase level and general coolness levels)

ACTION 3: "Now soldiers, spread out! I want half of you on the left, the other half on the right of the Armor Crusher! When it turns left, I want right side to fire at it's back and vice versa. Let's control that agro, keep it distracted so the other players can finish it off! Keep your distance and fire in controlled bursts, don't let yourselves get caught." The soldiers moved to their positions but the squad leader stopped to address him.

"What if it runs down the centre, what happens then?" CoreBrute smile, and took a fighting stance.

"I'll be waiting to say hi." He said, foot planted in the centre between the two sides of army men. "I've always been more of a brawler anyway."

The army men aren't recognizing you as commander! They're busy running towards the space station, but when you call at them, a confused few turn around anyways! All of them accept the painting from the Games Workshop, and become the LIFELIKE ARMY MEN! Their new general coolness gives them immunity to plastic weaknesses!

A confused bunch of soldiers take potshots at the Armor Crusher, knowing its on the PG side, before dashing off to rejoin the main group! They aren't even sure if it was the right thing to do... 8000 damage to the Armor Crusher!

JOEbobobob said:
1 action spent to incrament 4/15 that mem'ry left so far behind.
I look at the army men, and see they just started throwing their research away. annoyed at their dogged resistance to the idea of survival,I unsheathe a golden sickle and slash it in the air, cutting space. the space stretches, then rips, becoming a rift in time. I warp into the past, and turn invisible, before silently creeping towards the research right before fake captain appeared, and swap it out with some pieces of paper with random discussions about hats on them, before being pulled back to the present from the past which is to say i move to the future compared to my position in time at the moment.
salvaging the research, I keep it in the player inventory for now.
if I have some power left over, I cast 'reveal motive' on captain cat's duplicate, making all his orders come out as "be suicidial, kill yourself, help the godmodder, be an idiot" etc
also, who remembers the "Genocidal" passive?
if you ever need to keep the army men occupied for a round, I suggest you go for summoning, say, red army shields or something.

You have recovered the anti-mind control research! You cast "reveal motive" and get... "Lead the army men." Doesn't reveal much.

CaptainNZZZ said:
For my first action (x2) I shamelessly steal one of the Army Men's attack shields and the Steel Balls' attack shield and place the two of attack shields onto Chuckles.

Looking over at my techmarines who are hard at work manufacturing that jetpack (which by the way Moniker you didn't add to what the techmarines are doing, here's the post again for you)

I put a bit of my own power (x1) into helping them, their equipment suddenly glowing with the Emperor's Light for this turn, speeding up their work.

The rest of my entities are simply ordered for this turn to be reactive, only attacking if they're attacked first.

With your own power, you successfully finish the jetpack for Chuckles! He should have a 25% dodge rate now. You also put two attack shields onto Chuckles! Unfortunately, attack shield theft is not allowed, and would be completely pointless since Attack shield creation/posts generally go at a 1:1 ratio.

Victory by Ablation said:
Victory continues observing the battlefield, still clutching the Godmodder's now-detached nose between his fingers.
"Hm. It seems these Descendants just may be as legendary as the tales written about them."
With slow steps, he approaches the man who hid poison inside the pie and directed it at the Godmodder.
"Hello. My name is Victory, as you may have already known."
Victory slowly turns to the right, where the pie has recently been thrown.
"You are a pretty quick thinker, are you not? To have come up with that just after my attack."
Seemingly out of nowhere, a gust of wind blows by as Victory's coat moves along with it.
"I... feel a slight sense of familiarity around you."
He swiftly reaches for the floor with both of his hands, thrusts into the air and leaps away. What the hell was that about?

Pouncing atop the very same tree he first, well, 'spawned' on, Victory takes something out of the inside of his coat.
"This should do fine."
It seems to be a crumpled paper of sorts, some sides have tiny ripped sections on them. Needless to say, this paper was not in a good condition.
"It has been a while since I ordered anything from there. Uhm, excuse me, you may want to cover up your ears for a second or so."
Victory quickly pulls out a knife from under his coat and brings it to his palm. There seems to be a scar right in the middle of it. In one swift motion, he impales his hand with the knife right in that spot, allowing the blood to drip down on the paper before taking the knife out and bandaging his arm.
"Uhm, excuse me, you may want to cover up your ears for a second or so."
Not looking at the paper, Victory begins yelling something odd that nobody can really understand.
"Bpïsəвa oвзpaтioɳ ґpos!"
Seemingly out of nowhere, a giant floating panel spawns with four symbols. Victory pushes several symbols multiple times, so swiftly in fact that one could not tell which ones he really pushed.
"There we go. This shouldn't take long."
After a long and boring conversation with the person on the other line (including several groans and facepalms by Victory) in the very same language he used to summon the panel, he switches it off and it disappears in a flash.

After about five minutes, the bloody paper begins shaking and glowing, before it flashes and is replaced by a burrito. Every Descendant who was watching the phenomenon looks utterly confused. All that trouble... for a simple burrito?
"This is no simple burrito, my fellow Descendants."
Victory begins unwrapping it.
"This burrito is perhaps the most delicious one known to mankind."
Layer after layer, the wrapping paper is removed.
"Although, the Pact of Blood I signed with that burrito restaurant effectively allows me to trade in my blood for free burritos anytime, thus stopping me from ever starving."
It is almost completely unwrapped at this point. Boy, he sure is taking his sweet time with this paper.
"However, you should know. Despite the fact that this is the most delicious type of burrito ever created..."
Now that the wrapping paper has been removed, he simply tosses it on the ground. The burrito, however, is what everyone is looking at. So crisp. So tasty. Even from a mere glance one can tell that what Victory saying is true.
"...it comes with serious side effects. That is the reason why this is only my second time eating it."
Quickly stuffing his mouth with the burrito, he makes it disappear in a flash. All of the other Descendants who happened to be watching look at him as if he is a maniac. Why didn't he savor it?! Why didn't he share it?! What kind of sick freak just... gobbles up the most delicious burrito known to mankind! Suddenly, Victory grabs his stomach and squats down.
"It's coming... Oh... Oh no..."

Well, you know what they saw... gotta chew your food...

Victory by Ablation said:
Victory leaps from the tree to Hungry Visitor, still clutching his stomach.
"Oh. You do not think that is impressive?"
He takes a few leaps to the right and takes out the Godmodder's detached nose.
"My technique - Boop of the Leaping Shadow, it was not simply a joke. It is a potentially life-ending technique if used properly. It may not seem like it, but it uses both magic and advanced strategy to pull off."
Still clutching his stomach, Victory squats down and lets out a groan.
"They say the man who developed it was a genius. They called him the Leaping Shadow of the Hollow Hills, after his home-town. He was the one who created it. Many of his enemies were killed because of the technique."
Struggling to talk, Victory sits down and takes a few deep breaths before continuing.
"One of the only things I can recall was that the Leaping Shadow was my teacher. Eventually, we faced an impossible enemy together. An enemy that we were fated to lose against."
Breathe in. Breathe out.
"He had taught me the technique. This very technique. The Boop of the Leaping Shadow. In fact, he had taught me everything I know. But on that fateful night, the impossible enemy murdered him."
Memories are flooding back. Faint memories.
"As I said, I do not recall anything major, but I do know that I killed the impossible enemy... with the Boop. I was simply enraged that this grotesque creature could slay my master, the infamous Leaping Shadow. At that very moment, I knew that I had to take his place. Take his name. I became the new Leaping Shadow."
So close.
"And this is one of the deadliest techniques in my arsenal. See, the burrito I just ate had a horrible side-effect. Although delicious, it causes the user to eject a massive cloud of gas out of their behind. As I've mentioned, this is only the second time I'm eating it. The first time was when my master had perished."
This is it. In a quick flash, Victory releases the gas.
"Some call it a poisonous gas, others call it the green thunder. But I call it..."
Victory grabs the Godmodder's nose and tosses it in the gas, himself leaping away from it.
"The most epic fart. *Ever*."
The Godmodder didn't realize that the Boop of the Leaping Shadow still allowed him to sniff through his nose even though it was detached. Victory had clogged it with cotton prior, so the Godmodder had no way of knowing he could still smell through it. But now, his nose was right in the middle of the most epic fart and he couldn't move away from it. Even though he is a considerable distance from his nose and the cloud, he could still smell the foul stench. It burned. It burned his insides to ashes.
"And this is what the Boop can do."

No! With the nose detachment, no gas mask can protect you! 2 damage to the godmodder!

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: After what you've done to this poor man, do you really deserve it?

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: Evidently not.

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V:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster swoops down to Earth, and picks up the fake Captain.cat, seeing the tussle! Unfortunately, the real Captain.Cat gets sucked up with him! The fake captain.cat, of course, has a radio to communicate with the real army men. The two of them are in spaghetti heaven, a meaty entanglement of delicious spaghetti... The Spaghetti monster desires to absorb EVERYONE into its mass!

AG:

Work on the antimatter energy generator continues! The steel balls click-clack into the Armor Crusher, dealing 3500 damage!

The Volunteer Flamethrower Division needs to get to captain.cat, but he's inside the flying spaghetti monster! The only one who can damage him before the flying spaghetti monster is killed is captain.cat! They all burn the flying spaghetti monster, which isn't really biological or mechanical, so it takes 12000 damage!

PG:

The Armor Crusher's blows are all absorbed by the mirrors! It looks like the mirrors are ready to reflect a lot of pain next turn...

Everything for the Army men ticks up! Riflemen are improved, and the scientists get ready to do it again! The engineers finish a refinery, and begin work on a new GodMod training camp, to make the soldiers be the BEST THEY CAN BE! (The brewery has been slightly delayed). The barracks produces some more troops, including some squad leaders who get to work buffing their allies! The barracks begin producing a whole bunch of squad leaders, to buff all troops to their maximum capacity!

The army men, in confusion, rush to the Space engineer portal! I mean, it is super suspicious! They never figured out where these guys were going from! Because of all the confusion caused by captain.cat and Corebrute, they only manage to blockade the portal 50% of the way. Still, if given another turn, no more space engineers.

The army men fast approach a power singularity...

The godmodder finishes his summoning, and summons LEVIATHAN! A truly terrifying beast of might! And he has a special attack, too! With his second action, the godmodder snaps his fingers, and Oryx and the Tarantula turrets disintegrate!

N:

CaptainNZZZ's army and Yogg-Saron go after the Armor Crusher, dealing 39000 damage!

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The godmodder sends POPPLE THE MASTER THIEF in the direction of the Yorehammer wielder! If not countered, he'll steal Yorehammer for himself!

ATTENTION: Since feller21 has not posted for a full turn (that has lasted the past 2 days), and not given notice of absence, his Yorehammer is up for grabs by the first poster who wants it. Blocking the godmodder's attack is of course their responsibility.

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Get the godmodder down to 250 HP! Its the only way to snap him out of endgame mode!

Minor tasks:

The army men get stronger over time! Guide and protect them! Kill the fake captain.cat who's manipulating them!
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're building helpful structures!
Keep the Armor Crusher neutralized! He'll ruin anything he can get his hands on!
Keep Leviathan neutralized! It has huge attack power!
Take out the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who wants to absorb everything into spaghettiland! Right now, he has the fake Captain.cat protected inside him!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: 33% complete (designed to boost entity charges)
Portal: 50% open! Summoning space engineers on random sides every turn!(Diet coke bribe!)(mind-controlled to the AG team!)
Space engineers+1: 70/70 HP x 120(building space station!)(x1.2 effectiveness)
Construction drone: 8000/8000 HP(adding 20 engineers of work!)
Portal: 60% open(summoning ally sworn to fight the godmodder)(closes 10% each turn)

[AG - hungry visitor]Steel balls: 7000 HP, HP/2 A (+4000 HP next turn!)(protected from 2 attack!)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1000/1000 x 40 HP, 300 x 40A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22000/22000 HP(zombie immunity)(25000 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A
Thunderhawks: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 1000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8000/8000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1000/1000 x 13 HP, 500 x 13A
Light Crystal: 10000/10000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5000/5000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Custom M1 Abrams: 20000/20000 HP, 9000A
Chuckles: 7000/7000 HP(bodyguarding army!)(4 attack shield)(resistance: -500 damage from every attack taken)(25% dodge rate)

[N - eeveeshadowbacon]Yogg-Saron: 13000/35000 HP, 14000A

[PG]Armor Crusher: 378500/500000 HP, 20000 x 3A(Blood Red Mirrors: 80000/30000 stored, BREAKDOWN UBER BLAST, breakage in 1!)

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(53000 total attack)(protected from 2 attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed):
Riflemen IV: 700/700 HP x 130, 100x130A
Machine gunners III: 400/400 HP x 100, 400x100A
Medics: 500/500 x 15 HP, Healing A
Squad leaders: 1000/1000 x 5 HP (+3 riflemen, +2 machine gunners)
Engineers: 100/100 HP x 15, building GodMod training camp(complete in 4!)
Scientists: 100/100 HP x 112, researching improved riflemen(complete in 1!)
HQs: 2000/2000 x 2 HP, calling engineers x 85(complete in 2!)
Refineries: 1500/1500 x 6 HP(producing 2400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3000/3000x2 HP, producing 20 squad leaders(complete in 3!)
Special weapons depot: 4000/4000 HP, building grenade launchers(complete in 1!)
Plastic shield generator: 5000/5000 HP(burns plastic to protect from damage; current rate: 500 plastic/2000 protection)
Possesses 7800 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets, anti-regen bullets(not in use) GodMod armor, GodMod weaponry
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[PG]Leviathan: 300000/300000 HP, 70000A, Special: Tidal Wave(ready in 4!)

[PG]Godmodder: 258/300 HP(Starcalibur: x2 actions)

[V]Flying Spaghetti Monster: 68000/80000 HP, Spaghetti A (will spaghetti all)
SPAGHETTILAND:

[PG]Fake Captain.cat: 49000/75000 HP(misguiding Army Men!)
[AG]Captain.cat

Player info:

Captain.cat(inside spaghetti monster! Can only attack other spaghetti entities!)
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New summon: 3/10)(Portal to hell: 3/5)(Circus Tent: 1/5)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor
[N]Pluff0
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(1 Legendary Weapon in debt!)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 2/15)(has army men's anti-mind-control research!)
feller21(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)
Victory By Ablation

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0

Moniker · Oct 16, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
The generator will charge up weapons that are built on the space station like the orbital bombardment attack the space station will have after I build guns on it

I yell to the Army Men What are you doing you idiots don't block the portal as I focus on unblocking The portal

Okay, noted! You fully undo the Army men's portal-blocking!

Victory by Ablation said:
"Hello. May I grab the Yorehammer, please?"
Victory also takes out another scroll out of his coat, scribbling two dashes in it with a pen. Two damage to the Godmodder. Nice.

You take the YOREHAMMER!

JOEbobobob said:
1 action spent to incrament 5/15 that mem'ry left so far behind.
I'd take yorehammer, but one: I'm N. two: i have other ideas.
first, I conjure a one-turn radio jammer, stopping the false captain cat from talking to the army men this turn.
secondly, another addition appears on the alliance reminder, reminding them not just of their allegiance to captain cat (as it did before to prevent bribery), but also showing reminders of how terrible the godmodder is, and of all the nondescriptly bad things he's done, making them less likely to help the godmodder if their uncertain (they'll still follow captain cat, but if, say, he randomly starts saying to attack AG targets and another captain cat shows up and starts saying no, don't do that, no!!! then they'll go for the more likely to be good based on past experience action of "kill PG target".

You successfully jam the radio the fake captain.cat is using! It can't communicate anymore!

The army men are starting to become uncertain... maybe all those conspiracies are just smoke and mirrors...

EternalStruggle said:
The figure just looks aghast at this latest turn of events. On the one hand he could try and do more damage to the Godmodder, but first of all he was out of obvious ideas and second of all there were now other problems, such as a new Void Entity.

Actually, perhaps that and the other new major problem could in part solve each other. It might not work, but it was probably worth a try.

FOCUS - BEHEMOTH BAMBOOZLE

With a flick of the wrist, the man mentally contacted the great Leviathan and informed it that the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a form of its Biblical rival, Behemoth. Naturally, plenty of supporting evidence was provided that outright proved this to be factually true, and a very logical argument was laid out about how true this was and how important it was for both Leviathan and his master that it destroy the creature post-haste. Enraged for sure, this turn Leviathan would attack (and considering its power likely destroy) the FSM instead of another target. This was mainly made workable by the creature's Void alignment, as a PG or even N target might have been overridden by the Godmodder's mind control resistance. This isn't actually mind control, of course, merely influencing via logic, that's also important. Regardless, it likely can't be made to attack allies, but Void Entities are definitely foes to the Godmodder, meaning they're perfectly valid targets for his summons. So it should be correspondingly much easier to convince one of his summons to target them. At least, that was the hope.

The Leviathan will attack the Flying Spaghetti Monster this turn!

hungry visitor said:
That is my thing!

Too bad. I had a plan with this (OOC thread).

Foolish Armor breaker! Foolish Spaghetti monster!! I am HarVester!

If you want to transform everything into noodles I have a portal that eats those noodles. If you stock up damage and reflect it... then a portal will eat that and transform this energy into mine.

HarVester strengthens the portal, which doesn't mean that the portal gets bigger. It grows stronger and can move nearer to the event horizon of the cult without getting destroyed.
The portal now has reached the Armor Crusher.

To get his threat more real, HV summons a (digestion)combat-based Entity from his cult to oppose the monster. It is advised to eat the Spaghetti monster (actually the pastafarian religion doesn't describe the holy noodlyness as a violent being but ... maybe it is?).
Let me describe that being: It is reeking with a sharp stench, its skin is kinda thin and translucent, so you can see the brains and internal eyes and some organs. The liquid that leaks from the skin is comparable to thick dark honey and it is dissolving a lot of things. When enough of this liquid has leaked and has dissolved the enemy the being sucks it back through the skin.

HarVester notices that his ever expanding city has reached the battlefield. Time to make some use of the energy fields that belong to the city. HarVester moves to the city and summons the top 10 scientists from his cult. They are going to build weapons of mass destruction in 1d6 rounds by using the energy fields as workers and security.

HarVester is satisfied. The Spaghetti monster was intended as food from the start. It turned out stronger and wilder than expected but it will be a great addition to the cult.

You summon your new Digestion Entity! The godmodder feeds it a REALLY GOOD pie, and it ends up being so impressed, it joins the PG side!

D6 roll: 2 - you keep track of the scientists!

Pluff0 said:
I see Oryx disintegrate before my eyes! "NOOO!" I scream.

Then I have an IDEA!(Idea! Idea!) I'll call Oryx forth from death, but in a different form, far more powerful than his previous! He! Shall! Be! ORYX! (All three actions).

Dreadnought in 1 turn.

ORYX! Summoned!

CaptainNZZZ said:
With my first action (x1) I protect my next action from adverse affects like being bribed or mind controlled immediately by the Godmodder, I can't afford for something to backfire right now.

For my second action (x2) I make an installation on the Crypt of the Ancients, making it so it summons two skeletons every turn from it's depths (which hopefully will end up boosting their stats due to the Crypt of the Ancients unique ability of helping undead entity summons) which will allow my forces to be further bolstered, this time with ~~cannon-fodder~~ relatively weak skeletons.

The techmarines this turn will build a wall around Chuckles to protect him since the Godmodder just disintegrated the Tarantula turrets that had been protecting him.

The rest of my entities will attack the Armor Crusher this turn, might as keep doing what I've been doing.

The techmarines are building a wall! It looks like it will take a little longer for them to complete it, though. The Crypt of the Ancients is summoning skeletons!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I tackle Victory by Ablation and take Yorehammer.
I add another charge to the hell portal.
I pull out a Shen Gong Wu and force it into the GM's hands, challenge him a Xiaolin Showdown.

You can't steal weapons! Whenever someone has a weapon, their grip on it is as tight as iron! As willful as steel! As strong as diamond! The only way is to launch a godmodder-damaging level of attack, that will get them to loosen their grip enough for you to even have a 10% shot!

+1 charge!

The godmodder pockets your Shen Gong Wu, and accepts your challenge! Go on, make the first move...

Victory by Ablation said:
Victory notices Eevee running at him. Taking something tiny out of his coat and placing it onto the Yorehammer, he seems to make a wrapping motion around the hammer. Odd. He first prepares for the attack by splitting and creating two clones of himself and placing the hammer into his coat.
"Have I mentioned I can create imperfect clones?"
They are imperfect clones, but clones nonetheless. He hands the first clone several very small things, similar to the thing he placed on the hammer.
"Take care of the Godmodder's goons for me."
The first imperfect clone hops off into the distance. He then brushes gently against the second clone and very swiftly passes him something, too swift for anyone to see, before pulling out the hammer. The second clone hops away too as Victory looks at Eevee.
"Oh. I see. You do not wish to be on my good side, is that right? Well, you won't like my bad side."
Just as Eevee tackles him, Victory's hand seems to slightly brush against Eevee's and makes that very same wrapping motion. Eevee, not noticing anything, grabs the Yorehammer and runs off.
"That's a shame. I wasn't hoping that I'd have to waste both an action and an actual technique on you, but looks like I have no other choice."
Victory places his hands on the ground in his usual fashion and thrusts forward, appearing in front of Eevee Shadow Bacon who apparently tried to steal his weapon.
"Yes. I am fast."
Blending in with the background, Victory seemingly goes invisible for a few seconds, before grabbing Eevee's leg very gently and pulling it. It doesn't bring Eevee down to the floor, too gentle for that, but it just confuses him slightly enough for Victory to coil his hand around the leg, jump up and thrust a punch at him.
"Defend yourself! I'm waiting."

While Victory deals with Eevee, the first clone hops off to stop Popple the Shadow Thief from harming him.
"Hello. Good to see you."
Victory's clone hops at Popple and his body just brushes slightly against his back. While Popple isn't looking at him, he begins talking.
"I know many things about you. I know who you are, see?"
The clone then grabs Popple's arms and thrusts him into the air, himself jumping up grabbing him in a choke-hold.
"You are here to take my weapon, correct? Well, you should know, I am not the one who currently possesses it. Go to Eevee Shadow Bacon. I'm sure he is the one with the weapon."
Victory's clone lets go of Popple. Popple, upon realizing that Victory does not really have the weapon, decides to see for himself and approach Eevee Shadow Bacon, presumably without harming him yet. The clone also signals at the Godmodder and tells him to watch the battle between Eevee and Victory as it is bound to be interesting. The clone then evaporates into thin air, being an imperfect clone after all.

The second clone isn't even visible at this point. He seemed to have ran away faster than anyone could catch him.

Ooh, setup...

Captain.Cat said:
Seeing the Radio before I was sucked into the Spaghetti monster I make a wish 'I wish for the any and forms of remote communications my imposter has to disappear from his person and appear with me!'. The imposter suddenly feels all of his remote communications items and ability's he had owned or had been given or he had stolen, or etc, to have disappeared (feels instead of sees because he is still blind from having his eyeballs busted by yours truly) and I suddenly have all of said remote communications items or ability's that was from my imposter now with me.

Focus-action "Change in command" (my last 2 actions)

In the strongest and most commanding voice I can muster I yell into the radio "THIS IS CAPTAIN.CAT! SOLDIERS FOLLOW ORDERS FROM COREBRUTE NOW!" I then with all my strength crush the radio in my hands destroying It completely but breaking most of my fingers and leaving larges gashes in my palms causing lots of bleeding, I Scream in pain from the injures but now the imposter has no way of leading my men to their doom while we are both trapped in the SPAGHETTILAND hell. So I can focus on killing him!

You scream as loud as you can into the radio! But... Joebob jammed it... your soldiers hear nothing but dead silence! And now, the radio is destroyed, leaving neither of you with a way to communicate! The Army Men are still confused... but at least they can't get new orders from the fake Captain.cat!

CoreBrute said:
"You heard your commander!" CoreBrute yells out as soon as the Captain made the delceration through the radio. However he frowned as he could feel the miasma still affecting the soldiers. "Damn it, how do I purify this area from it's effects-hmm Handy?" He asked as the small virus floated towards him holding some data for him.

"What's that you got there? A web page?" He glanced at it. "Wow, WikiHow really does have all the answers."

ACTION 1: In moments, CoreBrute had created a circle of salt water around the soldiers, with any rubble cleared up. CoreBrute, now wearing stereotypical cultist robes (price tag still sticking out) begins chanting, walking around the circle as he does so.

"Cast the circle thrice about, to keep the evil spirits out. Cast the circle thrice about, to keep the evil spirits out. Cast the circle thrice about, to keep the evil spirits out.

""I conjure thee, O Circle of Power, that thou best a meeting place of love and joy and truth; a shield against all wickedness and evil...something something, yada yada, may the force be with you, Kumbaya." With his rushed prayer the circle seemed to work, and the miasma of the imposter was purged from the soldiers.

ACTION 2: "Alright soldiers, now that you're better," CoreBrute tossed off his robes. "It's time to get rid of that gear. Handy, the bag." Handy dragged to CoreBrute a rather heavy brown suitcase. There may or may not have been a hand sticking out of it briefly.

With practised twists of the combinations, CoreBrute unlocked the bag, and swung it open. He reached deep into it, going farther into it than the bottom of the ground it rested on.

"There you are, you orney bugger." He pulled out a giant cocroach/armadillo crossbreed, about the size of a great dane.

"Alright soldiers, I want you to throw all your Godmod gear before Rusty here. If you don't it will climb up ontop of you and to find it itself. And you don't want that. Now drop that Godmod gear now!" He released the specially bread Rust Monster-it only fed on material made by the Godmodder, rather than ordinary metal.

ACTION 3: Now he turned to the engineers who were constructing a GodMod training camp. "Hey-stop constructing that now!" He yelled. The engineers looked uncertain, like they might not heed his orders.

"Oh you want to be like that? Ok then." CoreBrute pulled out his phone, took a picture of the camp and posted it on twitter with the following message.

OMG, another education facility trying to preach the lies of climate change and evolution to our children. #KeepJesusInSchools #WordOfGodmodderNotWordofGod

In moments, there was a large vocal outcry online, from people complaining about the new education camp in the community. After a minute, the fanatics started pouring out the woodwork, went to the unfinished training camp and started wrecking it, burning it to the ground. (Think how violent the church goers were in the Free Bird scene in Kingsman, without Colin Firth to slow them down, all aimed at a camp).

CoreBrute was grateful the engineers were smart enough to stay out of the twitter warriors ways.

The army men are confused to see Corebrute running back up to them, especially since they didn't hear their captain(.cat)'s last order! Whatever godmodding aura is on them, it can't be shaken off with salt water, as long as they're this confused... It looks like they might be calming down though, and HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT HUGE BUG!? He just expects them to... FEED that thing? And... and... he wants them to give up their cool gear? The only thing giving them a hope of survival with their tiny HP bars? More like, once they've given up their cool weapons, that bug will probably eat them! The soldiers panic and run away! Even the squad leaders are barely maintaining order within the ranks!

However, the engineer's progress on the training camp is completely reset. Major setback.

The_Two_Eternities said:
FOCUS: DOORMAKER

I make a call. "Hello? I need a portal opened. Send Doormaker to Earth 5802-Blue-Sigma-Romeo. Don't worry about his power, the Foundation has an applicable asset." And if it didn't, we had a lot of trans-universal anomalies. After a few seconds, a portal opened and Doormaker stepped through it.

(OOC: Doormaker is a summon that can open new portals or keep old ones open.)

Doormaker summoned!

feller21 said:
Ok, some major things have went on since my last post!:

OMG, the legendary DTG player, pionoplayer liked my post!

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In this case, I will finally summon the horrible entity known as THE INFINITY JAEGER!!!!

Please read the following description to truly understand the horrors that is this....mistake!:

MY TURN BEGINS HERE:

So I proceed to summon two jaegers from Pacific Rim that will do fusion to make a bigger jaeger. Then that bigger jaeger will summon another jaeger of equal size to do fusion with to create an even bigger jaeger. They just keep doing this over and over again to exponentially increase in HP, power, attack, and size!

This will probably be horrible because although it will be aligned to the AG side but guess what, WE NEED TO PROTECT IT FROM THE GODMODDER'S FORCES!!

Think of this as my own little experiment, to find out if this will be a good idea or not!

IMPORTANT NOTES:
NONE OF THESE JAEGERS REQUIRE PILOTS!!
ALL CREDIT GOES TO THIS REDDIT THREAD, I AM MERELY MAKING THE ENTITY MORE EFFICIENT!!
ALL THREE OF MY ACTIONS WILL BE USED FOR THIS TURN!!
I DON"T KNOW WHY I AM DOING ALL CAPS!!

INFINITY JAEGER summoned! As an AG entity!

Victory by Ablation said:
"Hm. Well, if you aren't going to defend against my actions, I have no other choice."
Victory turns to Eevee Shadow Bacon yet again, seeing in the distance how Popple is approaching them. He quickly turns around to check if the Godmodder is watching, as he promised him that the battle will be interesting.
"Mister Godmodder, I request that you shift your attention to what is about to happen. It will… interest you, to say the least."
Popple approaches Eevee to steal the Yorehammer. Eevee, not noticing anything, is shocked when Popple grabs hold of the Yorehammer. However, something unexpected happens to both of them. Even the Godmodder is shocked at this point.
"Victory! Just as planned."
Both Eevee and Popple collapse on the ground, with heavy injuries from electrical shocks. It seems that when Popple took hold of the hammer, both parties got zapped and knocked out. Victory takes out a small blue chip and a small red chip out of his coat and shows it to everyone around him, including the Godmodder and all the other players.
"I didn't expect anyone to understand my actions, I am very swift after all."
First, he points to the blue chip. It seems to have a tiny plus sign engraved on it.
"This is the positive chip. When I brushed against Eevee and grabbed his leg, I was actually placing tiny chips on him. In fact, the very same chips are located on the Yorehammer. I had to use positive chips for both Eevee and the hammer so the shock wouldn't be noticeable at first."
He then points his finger at the red chip, which has a similar tiny minus sign on top of it.
"This is the negative chip. I was also placing these chips on Popple when I fought him. I had no intentions of harming him; my goal was always simply to place the chips on him."
Next, he takes both of the chips into one hand.
"These chips are unactivated, which is why they aren't zapping me. I can make them activate in a certain time limit or via command if I wish, as you may have realized, I have used the former in this battle."
Finally, he puts the chips back into his coat.
"When an activated positive chip and an activated negative chip are in close proximity, they send a powerful shock wave around their victims and to each other. However, you may have noticed that I mentioned there were chips on the hammer as well. Normally, it would simply be a waste of time to attack them to something in-between, as that is simply unnecessary. The two chips do not have to collide to trigger and the victims don't have to touch each other. The reason I put chips on the hammer is..."
The Godmodder is interested and wants Victory to continue. At this point, he is fully invested into the battle. However, Victory doesn't finish the sentence. He simply smirks and evaporates into thin air, just like his clone.

Everything goes silent. Step. Step. Step. Somebody's running at the Godmodder.
"Got ya!"
Victory, somehow with the Yorehammer visible in one of the pouches of his coat, runs at full-speed and full-strength at the Godmodder, who was too interested in the battle to notice anything. Victory strikes the Godmodder with his fist over his head, gaining armor-negation from the Yorehammer and yelling out 'VICTORY!', before leaping up into the air and laughing.
"I suppose you're confused right now. I guess I'll have to explain this part of my plan, too."
Landing on the ground, Victory tosses the Yorehammer into the air and catches it, still smirking.
"You see, when I made my clones, I sent one of them away and put the Yorehammer in my coat. You may have noticed that I gently bumped against the second one. At that moment, not only did I pass him a fake Yorehammer that I created when I first claimed the real deal, but I also swiftly changed places with him. I could have sent him to attack the Godmodder for me. However, I knew that an imperfect clone won't be strong enough for something like that and I needed to surprise the Godmodder with vanishing or else he might've noticed the attack. The real Yorehammer was always with me and the fake was created out of a special metal which not only flawlessly conducts electricity, it also amplifies it. This is why I bothered to place chips onto it in the first place; the metal allowed the shock to be that much more powerful. While the Godmodder was watching, I made sure to use my real self to run at him. I was hiding behind the whole time and gathering energy to attack which is why I couldn't be seen."
He looks at the Yorehammer and then at the shocked bodies of Eevee and Popple, breathing out gently.
"Victory... is mine."

The godmodder doesn't do anything. Just takes the hammer attack. 1 damage.

In your post, you toss the Yorehammer into the air. It doesn't land back in your hands. You wait and wait. But it never comes back for you to catch it. Sure enough, the godmodder has it now. You might not have let it touch the godmodder, but you let go of it. And he's even faster than you are.

2 OF 7 WEAPONS ACQUIRED.

The godmodder grins. Delightful progress...

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: Misfortune!

Victory by Ablation said:
OOC:
I don't think so. On page 42, feller21 distinctly attacked the Godmodder's groin with the Yorehammer and dealt two damage. Besides, I made sure not to let it linger for too long next to the Godmodder.
We'll just have to see.

Moniker Also, I apologize for bugging you but I wanted to ask you a favor. Could you please add commas after every three digits in an entity's health bar? You can decline if you wish to, but it would make viewing HP much easier for me and I'm sure others won't mind it either. Thank you.

Okay, comma time.

JOEbobobob said:
"Ok, after dealing with the dragon, I look at the Godmodder and notice that his power is going straight to the max!

I also take note of the Godmodder being busy with summons(which means his hands are full at the moment!).

I don't want to forget that there is this new legendary weapon called the Yorehammer, and the fact that holding on to it allows you to ignore any kind of protection, including the Godmodder's!

I want both JOEbobobob and I to hold on to the weapon together, he will do his actions and I will do mine which will be stretching my legs towards the Godmodder and doing aSUPER ULTRA MEGA LIGHTNING KICK!!

"Where will you kick him?" y'all may be asking? Well, I am going to be kicking him in the groin, and there will be a sonic boom after I do so. Plus, his armor will be ignored!

All three actions will be used for this turn!"
quote from their attack, size increase added by me. they kicked the godmodder and held yorehammer, but yorehammer never touched the godmodder. so yeah, please don't hit him with the real yorehammer.

To clarify: When I said "hold" the Yorehammer, I meant "hold" as in "hold it in your inventory". Literal holding is not necessary.

That-Random-Guy said:
FOCUS: I open a 1-turn Portal to SpaghettiLand. this portal only allows attacks and entities to go in. (No escape for that guy) If I have leftover energy I make sure it has a special function to let AG entities and players leave. If I still have leftover energy I attack the Fake Captain.cat with red energy blasts.

You make a SPAGHETTILAND PORTAL that allows new people inside - and only inside - spaghettiland! The spaghetti monster is quite happy to let more people be spaghettified.

Hikki said:
//So can i join whenever i want?
'Cus that'd be cool.

Yes, welcome! Feel free to jump in and start doing whatever you like. A little catch-up reading might help you understand the current situation (assuming anyone can understand it), but the Itinerary can tell you all the things that should be immediately focused on.

The_Two_Eternities said:
"Alright," I order, "Doormaker, keep the Space Engineer portal open, and Volunteer Flamethrower Division, attack the fake Captain.cat through the portal to Spaghettiland."

The VFD volunteers to bravely venture into Spaghettiland!

Hikki said:
//Okay, i'll try joining in now.

My head starts hurting. Information that shouldn't exist now injects itself into my brain. It felt like multiple needles where being mashed against my conciousness.
I breath in and out as much as i can, trying to assimilate all the new memories i suddenly have.
The godmodder. My ability to summon anything. Focusing. The other players. AGs. PGs. Neutral.
The ongoing side-quest.
As i slowly register all of this, i start thinking of a strategy.
First of all, should i stay neutral, or join the AG? I doubt i can instantly start working with them.
Maybe i should help them while staying Neutral.
I don't think i've assimilated all the information, either. Though i guess i can work on that whenever.
Well, first i should get some form of self-defense.
I want to class-change from "loser" to "gunslinger".

You have evolved into GUNSLINGER! You can now sling guns!

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V:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster opts to speed along the journey of the Volunteer Flamethrower Division! Before they know it, they're in Spaghettiland!

AG:

Space portal construction continues! The Infinity Jaeger spends its turn making a copy of itself!

The steel balls hit the Armor Crusher for 5500 damage! The Volunteer Flamethrower Division, now inside Spaghettiland, roasts the fake captain.cat for 24000 damage! Beautiful anti-biological bonus damage!

PG:

The Leviathan, convinced by Eternalstruggle, strikes the Flying Spaghetti Monster! In a delicious explosion of meatballs, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is instantly killed! Captain.cat, the fake captain.cat, and the Volunteer Flamethrower Divison are freed! The fake captain.cat is trying to get back to the Army men...

The armor crusher moves towards CaptainNZZZ's army once again, but is stopped by the mirrors! 120,000 damage is stored... AND RELEASED! An amazing 120,000 damage to the Armor Crusher is dealt! You've got it below half health now! But it's on the loose and needs to be stopped once again...

Digestion entity attacks Chuckles, taking away an attack shield (he failed his dodge roll)!

The army men finish IMPROVED RIFLEMEN! They are now at maximum level V! They also finish their grenade launchers! The riflemen's attack is pretty much through the roof now. Utterly ridiculous.

Power corrupts.

The army men, still somewhat confused, continue attempting to block the space engineer portal! -50% portal opening! They can't schedule any new projects without clear leadership! At this point, they're practically on the [N] team. They're on the verge of being coerced back to sanity...

The godmodder tightly grips Yorehammer, smiling. A little bit of his life force is taken. 1 damage. But the power is more than worth it. Why, it looks like the fake captain.cat is vulnerable once again, but he needs a little help. With a wave of his hand and some endgame-level healing powers, the fake captain.cat is back up to full health. With his other turn, the godmodder begins to summon a third number-overloaded abomination...

N:

Doormaker fully opens back up the space engineer portal!

CaptainNZZZ's army all attack the Armor Crusher for 25,000 damage!

Yogg-Saron and ORYX! lack orders...

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Get the godmodder down to 250 HP! Its the only way to snap him out of endgame mode! Maybe that pie-related method could help...

Minor tasks:

The army men get stronger over time! Guide and protect them! Kill the fake captain.cat who's manipulating them! Also... they're getting REALLY strong...
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're building helpful structures!
Keep the Armor Crusher neutralized! He'll ruin anything he can get his hands on!
Keep Leviathan neutralized! It has huge attack power!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: 68% complete (designed to boost station weapons)
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers on random sides every turn!(Diet coke bribe!)(mind-controlled to the AG team!)
Space engineers+1: 80/80 HP x 130(building space station!)(x1.2 effectiveness)
Construction drone: 8,000/8,000 HP(adding 20 engineers of work!)
Portal: 50% open(summoning ally sworn to fight the godmodder)(closes 10% each turn)

[AG - hungry visitor]Steel balls: 11,000 HP, HP/2 A (+5,000 HP next turn!)(protected from 2 attack!)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 40 HP, 300 x 40A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)

[AG - feller21]Infinity Jaeger: 3,000/3,000 HP, 1,000A (replicombo power)
Infinity Jaeger: 3,000/3,000 HP, 1,000A (replicombo power)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(26,000 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A(building Chuckles wall, done in 2!)
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 14 HP, 500 x 14A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+2 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 2 HP, 250 x 2A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000A
Chuckles: 7,000/7,000 HP(bodyguarding army!)(3 attack shield)(resistance: -500 damage from every attack taken)(25% dodge rate)

[N - eeveeshadowbacon]Yogg-Saron: 13,000/35,000 HP, 14,000A

[N - Pluff0]ORYX!: 14,000/14,000 HP, 7,000A

[N - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 25,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(65,000 total attack)(protected from 2 attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed):
Riflemen V: 1000/1000 HP x 130, 200x130A
Machine gunners III: 400/400 HP x 100, 400x100A
Medics: 500/500 x 15 HP, Healing A
Squad leaders: 1,000/1,000 x 5 HP (+3 riflemen, +2 machine gunners)
Engineers: 100/100 HP x 15, building GodMod training camp(complete in 4!)
Scientists: 100/100 HP x 112
HQs: 2,000/2,000 x 2 HP, calling engineers x 85(complete in 1!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP, producing 20 squad leaders(complete in 2!)
Special weapons depot: 4,000/4,000 HP
Plastic shield generator: 5,000/5,000 HP(burns plastic to protect from damage; current rate: 500 plastic/2000 protection)
Possesses 10,200 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets, anti-regen bullets(not in use) GodMod armor, GodMod weaponry, Grenade launchers
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[PG]Armor Crusher: 218,000/500,000 HP, 20,000 x 3A

[PG]Leviathan: 300,000/300,000 HP, 70,000A, Special: Tidal Wave(ready in 3!)

[PG]Digestion Entity: 15,000/15,000 HP, 6,000A

[PG]Godmodder: 256/300 HP(Starcalibur: x2 actions)(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)(summoning in 1!)

[PG]Fake Captain.cat: 75,000/75,000 HP(Can't communicate!)

Player info:

Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New summon: 3/10)(Portal to hell: 4/5)(Circus Tent: 1/5)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor
[N]Pluff0
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(1 Legendary Weapon in debt!)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 5/15)(has army men's anti-mind-control research!)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Hikki(is GUNSLINGER)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0

Moniker · Oct 17, 2017

Esarey said:
Esarey finally unleashes the MOAL that has been charging for the past several turns, aiming it at the Godmodder.

On another note, the Traveler has finally arrived.

The MOTHER OF ALL LASERS is fired at the godmodder! The godmodder puts on his cool shades. The laser reflects off of them... and straight into the FAKE CAPTAIN.CAT! 25000 damage!

The Traveler has arrived! What is he going to do, and if it's "be an entity", what are his stats like?

MooGoesCow21 said:
I Focus on opening the portal

+30% portal opening!

Hikki said:
//Yeah, i know, and i plan to. i just want to make it look natural. On a different note, maybe i should've linked the TVtropes page for gunslinger. Or just not have forgotten that things backfire spectacularly.
IC: After hearing a mysterious voice's confirmation, my clothes suddenly change from my normal uniform to some form of badass coat. Woah, this thing really follows my instructions. Kinda wished to not end up looking like an edgelord, though.
I check my new clothes to see if i have any guns. They should come with the package, after all.
What i find is an empty pistol and a slingshot.
"...Haha. Very funny." I say in the most condescending voice i can muster.
Well, at least my firearms affinity should have gone up.
I have about two other actions for now, so i should be able to summon ammo for the pistol.
I'll do just that actually.
I want some ammo, specifically for this pistol i have.

//Also, i love how you put "is gunslinger" in front of my name. I laughed more than i should.

You now have PISTOL AMMO! You're ready to use your GUN POWERS!

Hex123 said:
I focus and make a really big great pie and throw it at the Digestion Entity
Secret ingredient Digestion Entity poison.

The digestion entity opens its mouth really wide, but it still gets hit in the face! Digestion entity killed!

CaptainNZZZ said:
Grinning maniacally I Focus, putting all my effort into having some 'fun' with the Armor Crusher.

Standing in front of the Armor Crusher conjure up a blood red cape I wave it in front of the Armor Crusher who suddenly charges forwards me, a irresistible need to hit whatever is touching that cape overcoming it.

Skillfully I sidestep when the Armor Crusher reaches me, the Armor Crusher slamming into the Leviathan which makes it's first attack wasted upon the Leviathan. Undeterred the massive suit of armor comes right back at me, rapidly closing the distance as I rush over to a new position on the HEXAGONAFIELD.

This time I slip between the Armor Crusher's legs, avoiding it's giant black blade which instead cuts deeply into the Digestion Entity, no doubt a deadly wound for the Digestion Entity considering the potent power of the Armor Crushers second attack.

The Armor Crusher comes barreling towards me once again but this time I don't bother with the skillful movements to make it attack other PG entities, no this time I teleport over to the Godmodder and wrap the blood red cape around the Godmodder and since the Armor Crusher is filled with an irresistible need to hit whatever is touching that cape the Armor Crusher spends it's last attack this turn gunning for the Godmodder itself.

On the entity side of things I have all my forces but the techmarines and the weak skeletons attack the Armor Crusher as it's what they've proven good at after all. While the techmarines continue their work the weak skeletons are ordered to defend Chuckles to the best of their ability though considering the weak skeleton's capabilities, it isn't that much.

The armor Crusher's black blade swings down... the Digestion entity is too dead to stop it! Its blade comes right back around and it ends up hitting itself! 10000 damage! The Armor Crusher will attack the godmodder this turn!

That-Random-Guy said:
FOCUS: I look into the Leviathan's mind (using the special mental channel described later), and whenever it starts thinking about who to attack, I drop in a thought about the way the Armor Crusher hit it. Once it starts thinking more seriously about attacking the Armor Crusher, I add in to its mind anger, desire for vengeance, and also gently shift its memories of the event closer to 'The Armor Crusher attacked me' At the same time, I suppress any thoughts of 'the Armor Crusher is on the same side as me.' Of course, I do this from a position where the Leviathan is between me and the Godmodder, and I use a mental channel only available to those specifically trying to find it and the Leviathan I'm influencing.

OOC: Armor Crusher distracted, Leviathan distracted, Digestion entity will die, Fake Captain.cat can't communicate, and the real Captain.cat will make sure the army soldiers stop this foolishness. We're making progress.

The Leviathan will attack the Armor Crusher this turn only!

Pluff0 said:
Once more, a shrieking portal opens.

This time however, it is several kilometers across , rather than meters. Slowly, menacingly, the Dreadnought pushes through the rip in space-time, it's massive and angular bulk seemingly endless. It looks like it's moving slowly, however a speedometer would show that it was covering sixteen thousand meters a second.

Five minutes later, the last of the 5000 kilometer length of the ship clears the portal.

Now, floating above the the HEXAGONAFIELD, is a spacecraft with enough power in it's main weapon to annihilate a planet completely. I grin, slightly. It's under my control.

Now what to do with that power?, I ponder. As I do so, I notice a sudden influx of heat and clowns, along with horrid demonic singing.

A wave of my hand, and the Dreadnought changes course, closing into range of Eevee's newly-formed hell portal. Once it's in position, it releases a pulse of Taken energy, empowered by all of my actions. Anything that came through the portal will be converted to my own side or killed be the massive burst of space-magic.

ORYX! will clear up any survivors.

The DREADNOUGHT has arrived! It is not currently on the field, rather residing as a possession in your player inventory, attempting to suppress the results of Eevee's hell portal!

Captain.Cat said:
Focus Action - "Frozen in time"

Seeing the army men are still wearing the godmod gear like idiots and their is only one turn left before they are turned into the godmodders minions I make a wish 'I wish for all the army men and their gear to be frozen in time for the next 3 turns so they will not be able to do anything along with the godmod gear countdown to be frozen unable to go on until the turn duration wears off, they can still be affected by outside forces they just cannot react to counter it!'

Suddenly in blast of energy the army men stop moving! There are Riflemen stuck in mid sprint the sweat can be seen flying off them but still stuck in the air non moving, another riflemen can be seen in the middle of juggling a 6 grenades unknowing that one of the grenades pins had been pulled. A squad leader can be seen his mouth still open, spittle leaping from his mouth and giving a knife hand, He seem to have been in the middle of giving orders. A machine gunner can be seen trapped in mid trip, about to face plant into the hex shaped ground.

The Medics can be seen looking bored having nothing to do, One of them is about to drop LSD in a another medics coffee, and another is stuck in a mid yawn. The Engineers can be seen still hiding in terror from the Twitter warriors, one of the Engineers can be seen to be stuck in a free fall state having slipped when trying to climb the HQ building when trying to escape the Twitter warriors.

Some of the Scientists can be seen using test tube vials and holders for different types of alcohol and and a few scientists can be seen surrounding one Scientist as he chugs a home-brewed alcoholic concoction that he had made from the lab equipment. He seems to be turning pink.

Smoke rising from the Refineries can stuck in time, if one was get close they could see the individual particles that make up the smoke.

The Staff inside the HQ can be seen in the middle of giving instructions to the new batch of engineers, one Drill instructor in the middle of cussing out one of the FNG's for somehow getting the Air conditioner to start blowing fire which had burned the Drill instructor's hat, Which embers can still be seen frozen in time emitting and flying into the air from said hat. The spit from the drill instructor's mouth can be seen trapped in mid splash against the offending engineers face.

In the Barracks the squad leaders in training can be seen being in the middle of pushups having to wear backpack full of bricks and one Drill instructor is was in the middle of yelling at one squad leader trainee because he collapsed while doing the back breaking push ups. The Drill instructor's face is twisted in look of rage.

In the Special weapons depot A supply clerk can be seen in the middle of picking his nose and his elbow having knocked over a cup of tea, the Tea is about to spill on top of a dozen requstion forms that the clerk how just finished signing.

by the Plastic shield generator a riflemen can be seen sticking his hand in it on a dare looking closely one can see the skin on his hand to be in mid melt. Every last one of the Army men and their building and gear is stuck in time.

Army men have been TIMEFROZEN! They're essentially sitting ducks for the next few turns.

That's... one way to stop all the nonsense with them.

Ranger_Strider_ said:
Well this is interesting... A cloaked shadow rolls onto the scene on a motorcycle from somewhere, perhaps through the fourth wall?
To kill a Godmodder huh? Sounds fun... A cruel grin spreads over the shadow's face, his eyes gleaming red.
Might as well get Started!

1. COMING THROUGH! Attempt to run the Godmodder over via motor-cycle (and maybe jank the weapons?)
2/3. I might as well bring in someone who would love to kill you as well, can't just have all the fun for myself. This time... I suppose I'll call in someone who hates false gods. Beginning to summon The Monster of God (2/5).

OOC. Ello all! Joining in to put down the godmodder (along with those filthy neutrals along the way)!

Welcome!

While driving the motorcycle towards the godmodder, you start to go slower... and slower... you ran out of gas. You forgot to fill up before you entered the battlefield.

Eventually, you come to a stop about three feet away from the godmodder. He taps your motorcycle, and it collapses into a heap of motorcycle parts. Then he stares at you.

You've started summoning the Monster of God!

The_Two_Eternities said:
Memetics?!? How dare you! You'll undie to regret this! SCP-2718 is a wonderful, terrible thing.

FOCUS: TATTLETALE

"Only one thing to do," I think, "use Tattletale to embarrass the Godmodder." I call Tattletale. "I need to embarrass the Godmodder, any ideas? What? Really? Okay then."

"Hey Godmodder!" I yell. "Did you decide to imitate another villain with a movie about him and seven objects that he desperately wants to prevent his opponents from having, or were you just born noseless?"

(OOC: The Godmodder never explicitly got his nose back. Also, why is Doormaker [N]?)

The godmodder looks at you. He hates to be mocked. He really does. But his godmodding-level anger management courses kick in. He practices his "instantly clear all rage from your mind in 1 microsecond" technique.

OOC: The godmodder forcibly grew his nose back after getting hurt by an attack involving his noselessness. Doormaker being [N] just... seemed fitting. He'll still respond to your orders.

Also, focusing on godmodder attacks is kind of worthless. Spending more than one action doesn't give them that much better of a chance.

Victory by Ablation said:
"I... I..."
Victory looks at the now-stolen Yorehammer in disbelief.
"I planned everything out and it all went to hell because of a little mistake..."
His eyes twitching, Victory's hair begins to turn darker and darker.
"I... can't... believe it..."
He begins to slightly hover in the air, a dark aura surrounding him.
"I... I..."
But then, suddenly undoing everything that happened, he looks up at the other players. His hair reverts to its original state and he stops hovering.
"You know what? It's fine. I'll just have to try twice as hard to get it back!"
Victory, yet again, quickly takes the same scroll out of his coat and draws a third mark on it. Three damage to the Godmodder. His fist, having a tiny splash of the Godmodder's blood on it, is rubbed against the scroll.
"Looks like I'll have to do this now. Scroll of Execution! Activate!"
The scroll is tossed on the ground, where Victory swiftly opens it fully and begins meditating in front of it.

Phase One of Four: Spring / Preparations

Out of the ground, one faintly green wooden pillar springs up and lights the top of itself on fire. It has three marks on it, dividing the pillar into four equal sections. Around Victory, what looks like a fence rises from the ground, although it looks more like a fence made out of bones than one made out of wood. A circle also lights up in green next to Victory and the pillar, encasing them inside. A dome-like green force field quickly zooms over Victory, probably for defence. One clay statue of a man with a mayan mask springs up from the ground and around it, what looks like a transparent sarcophagus.

Ooh... preparation...

JOEbobobob said:
1 action spent to incrament 6/15 that mem'ry left so far behind.
I look at the frozen army men and start vaporizing their godmod brand armor with one action. hopefully it'll get rid of all of it, probably only some of it.
second action, I conjure a rock. the rock is actually an extremely compressed planet. yorehammer grants the user the 'might of a planet', which is supposedly how it allows them to bypass defences. this rock thus has the might of a planet. if the narration speaks truly, this will allow it to imitate yorehammer, though unlike yorehammer, it'd only help attacks involving it, as opposed to all attacks by the user.
I proceed to throw the rock at the godmodder. he trys to teleport. the rock, similar to yorehammers stated method of function, bypasses his defences. it hits him in the eye... and explodes. matter compressed so heavily can't stay around long.
still, it did hit the godmodder first. so yeah.

EDIT: also, victory, don't worry! We previously owed the godmodder a debt of one legendary weapon, which could have come back to bite us, but throwing the legendary weapon into the air for him to catch is definitely so clear and stupid of a mistake that it must have been intentional, and we are as such now debt free.

The godmod armor is REALLY tough. You vaporize about 50% of it.

As the rock travels in the air towards him, the godmodder gets out his "dictionary - DTG concepts edition". He flips it to the page and points to a specific entry:

"Defenses: Stuff that defends the person, like a shield or bodyguard or such. Dodging attacks, like teleportation, don't count as defenses, they count as avoidances. Sure, you could argue that since the act of teleportation helps keep me healthy it could be argued to be a "defense", but you'd be wrong, wouldn't you, JOEBOBOBOB???!??!"

You look at the cover, and yes, the godmodder did write this dictionary. "Author: Godmodder."

The godmodder also points out that SPECIFICALLY Arsenical owed the debt, not the whole of the players. Maybe if he had made that mistake...

EternalStruggle said:
The figure continues to be ever so slightly distressed due to the very concerning fact that the Godmodder had not yet been kicked out of Endgame Mode. Although the idea that they were going to get that powerful intrigue him. He had been noticing his attack strength go up recently, over doubling in fact, so he thought that as the Godmodder increased in might, the players likewise did so at an equal rater. Whatever the case, if this continued they would be wiped out for sure. They would have to continue to engage the man himself, and that was exactly what he planned to do.

With a snap of his fingers, the man summoned waves of sound all around the Godmodder, emanating from no discernible location, dealing physical damage to his ears (and the rest of his body really). The Godmodder no doubt had a layer or two of noise-cancellation, most definitely beyond military grade headphones at the least, but the man had accounted for this.

The interplay of the various soundwaves created complex and deadly resonances that rapidly detonated all headphones or similar, even fields of outright no noise being shaken apart by the impacts on their surface, leaving the foe without an easy way out for the time being. Even more bad news was that any physical items would shatter into deadly shrapnel, sure to cut and pierce the foe's body to ensure that damage was done.

Yikes. The godmodder would dodge, but he can't due to your wording. He takes 1 damage, and decides to just be conveniently deaf the next time there's a sound-based attack.

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: No.

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: N-wait, you get two?

OOC: Now that the godmodder has multiple legendary weapons, every point of damage earns you a 10% shot at both of them!

Hikki said:
If i want to, can i join a side quest?

You can tag along on any player's sidequest, or try to find one of your own! I'd ask you to wait until at least one sidequest finishes though, running three at once would be pretty taxing...

OOC: Update on the next book chapter coming once I have some of these sidequests finished.

feller21 said:
I stand back as the infinity jaeger is doing what I told it to do! Basically replicating itself over and over again which is a beautiful sight to see!

I hear something in the distance and OMG IT'S A MASSIVE DREADNAUGHT!!

Now this dreadnaught was incredible because it was kilometers long! Not only this but it had the ability to destroy planets!!

I will spend one action using a boombox the size of the Eiffel Tower to play the main theme song of Star Wars: A New Hope!

The other actions will be spent using a time acceleration wand to speed up the replication process of the jaegers!!

You play an EPIC THEME SONG! The godmodder is conveniently deaf so he can't hear it.

The two jaegers auto-combine! Way to speed things along!

hungry visitor said:
Er.

Seems the time inside my cult was too painful for him to remember the pain... or he was that dumb from the start.
There are good reasons to please the leader of ones cult, like getting out of the cult as long you are helpful.
He should be overjoyed to crouch at my feet, beg me to let him do something for me.

To defy me because of a cake?! Seems stupid beyond believe.
But I am rambling:

HarVester opens the metaphorical door of Digestion Units connection to the cult. As soon the door is open, the Digestion Unit is inside the cult again. Where it gets some advanced torture by everyone inside that wants a short stop of their suffering for the time they torture him (almost everyone besides Initiator).

The strengthened portal begins eating the armor crusher. Happiness.

Seems my scientist are clever enough to remember that a very good pie isn't worth eternal (the cult will even exist after the death of their leader) agony. A PIE ... this ... argh stupidity... damn.

Enraged HV orders the double pain for the next minute inside his cult. Then he remembers the pain of antimatter. Seems suffering inside a cult is enough without double pain.

HarVester summons a real human. This should stop the plastic army.

Hungry visitor finds himself on the Hexagonafield.
His first thought: "Hell yeah I got superpowers. Oh wait... nothing happens."
Second thought: "If I am here who is writing my thoughts?"

In a different dimension:
Evil clone of hungry visitor: "Hell yeah I am real. Oh wait... I lost my superpowers."
Second thought: "Why am I writing my thoughts?"

Edit: two rounds until the version of me is on the same field as weapons of mass destruction

The Digestion monster is gone from the battlefield! You double-portal the Armor crusher instead! 10000 damage!

Real human summoned! ...You guess he's supposed to stop the plastic army? He kind of just looks confused, though.

CoreBrute said:
CoreBrute could not have been happier to see the soldiers frozen. "I really hate those guys."

He picked up the Rust Monster that the soldiers had ran from. "My friend let's relax." Then he pulled out a weed pipe and held it to the little guy. "Here you go man, it'll take the edge off."

*20 minutes later*

Both player and rust monster were now properly baked relaxing on a sofa that came out of nowhere. CoreBrute looked at little Rusty with a smile.

"Bet you got the munchies don't you?" The rust monster nodded hungrily.

"Alright, I'm gonna call Pizza Hut. Your meal is already there." He points at the army men. "I crafted you to eat Godmodder stuff. So eat all the Godmodder gear they're wearing. If you're still hungry afterwards, go eat the armor crusher."

OOC: FOCUS ACTION-hungry hungry Rust Monster. Because damn it, I can't come up with something clever every time.

The godmod gear is now steadily getting a little bit eaten every turn!

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AG:

The space engineers finish the antimatter energy generator for the space station!

The VFD burn the fake captain.cat for 24000 damage! The steel balls hit the Armor Crusher for 6,500 damage! The infinity jaeger summons another copy of itself!

PG:

The Armor Crusher charges at the godmodder and swings his sword at him! The giant, black sword comes crashing down onto the godmodder, and the minute it touches him, it explodes into a thousand giant black shards that go everywhere! The Armor Crusher now lacks their sword, and his attack is somewhat crippled! The situation gets even worse when the Leviathan crashes into him for 70,000 damage!

The godmodder launches his ANTI ATTACK SHIELD ATTACK! Everything AG or N with attack shields loses one of them!

He also finishes his summoning! The BOULDER is now on the battlefield! Every turn, it hits both one AG/N and one PG entity with its attack!

The godmodder isn't going to stop summoning new overpowered friends until you get him out of endgame mode! You're only going to be burning more time distracting the longer this goes on...

The fake captain.cat, enraged that his army men are frozen in time, walks over to the Steel balls and punches them, removing an attack shield!

N:

Yogg-Saron and ORYX! don't have orders!

Doormaker opens up Moogoesthecow's portal 20% more!

The army men are completely frozen. For the first time, they can't continue to advance their ridiculous power. They can only sit there, frozen, as Rusty starts munching on the Godmod gear. They won't be that way forever, though...

The epic, and only somewhat effectual, bombardment of the Armor Crusher by CaptainNZZZ's forces continues! 27000 damage!

The real human looks around, confused. What... Why...

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Get the godmodder down to 250 HP! Its the only way to snap him out of endgame mode! Maybe that pie-related method could help...

Minor tasks:

The army men get stronger over time! Guide and protect them! Kill the fake captain.cat who's manipulating them! Also... they're getting REALLY strong... Right now, though, they're frozen!
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're building helpful structures!
Keep the Armor Crusher neutralized! He'll ruin anything he can get his hands on!
Keep Leviathan neutralized! It has huge attack power!
Keep Boulder neutralized! He's more of a tanky entity but he can hurt you, too!
The real human...

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers on random sides every turn!(Diet coke bribe!)(mind-controlled to the AG team!)
Space engineers+1: 80/80 HP x 140(building space station!)(x1.2 effectiveness)
Construction drone: 8,000/8,000 HP(adding 20 engineers of work!)
Portal: 90% open(summoning ally sworn to fight the godmodder)(closes 10% each turn)

[AG - hungry visitor]Steel balls: 16,000 HP, HP/2 A (+5,000 HP next turn!)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 40 HP, 300 x 40A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)

[AG - feller21]Infinity Jaeger: 6,000/6,000 HP, 2,000A (replicombo power)
Infinity Jaeger: 6,000/6,000 HP, 2,000A (replicombo power)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(27,000 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A(building Chuckles wall, done in 1!)
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 15 HP, 500 x 15A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+2 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 4 HP, 250 x 4A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000A
Chuckles: 7,000/7,000 HP(bodyguarding army!)(2 attack shield)(resistance: -500 damage from every attack taken)(25% dodge rate)

[N - eeveeshadowbacon]Yogg-Saron: 13,000/35,000 HP, 14,000A

[N - Pluff0]ORYX!: 14,000/14,000 HP, 7,000A

[N - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 25,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(65,000 total attack)(protected from 1 attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed)(Frozen in time for 2!):
Riflemen V: 1000/1000 HP x 130, 200x130A
Machine gunners III: 400/400 HP x 100, 400x100A
Medics: 500/500 x 15 HP, Healing A
Squad leaders: 1,000/1,000 x 5 HP (+3 riflemen, +2 machine gunners)
Engineers: 100/100 HP x 15, building GodMod training camp(complete in 4!)
Scientists: 100/100 HP x 112
HQs: 2,000/2,000 x 2 HP, calling engineers x 85(complete in 1!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP, producing 20 squad leaders(complete in 2!)
Special weapons depot: 4,000/4,000 HP
Plastic shield generator: 5,000/5,000 HP(burns plastic to protect from damage; current rate: 500 plastic/2000 protection)
Possesses 10,200 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets, anti-regen bullets(not in use) GodMod armor(40% there)(-10% per turn), GodMod weaponry(90% there)(-10% per turn), Grenade launchers
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[N]Real human: 10/10

[PG]Armor Crusher: 94,500/500,000 HP, 15,000 x 3A

[PG]Leviathan: 300,000/300,000 HP, 70,000A, Special: Tidal Wave(ready in 2!)

[PG]BOULDER: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A(hits one PG and one AG/N entity each attack)

[PG]Godmodder: 255/300 HP(Starcalibur: x2 actions)(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)

[PG]Fake Captain.cat: 26,000/75,000 HP(Can't communicate!)

Player info:

Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New summon: 3/10)(Portal to hell: 4/5 - Suppressed by Dreadnought)(Circus Tent: 1/5)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor
[N]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(1 Legendary Weapon in debt!)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 5/15)(has army men's anti-mind-control research!)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Hikki(is GUNSLINGER)(HAS AMMO)
Ranger_Strider_(Monster of God: 2/5)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0

Moniker · Oct 19, 2017

Eevee shadow bacon said:
Actually Yogg does have orders. Before the showdown, I told him to keep opening his mouth and rain various spell upon the battlefield. What each spell does, wellllllll..... it's random. Have fun.

Yogg will do as you say!

MooGoesCow21 said:
I Spend 1 action on opening the portal it will summon a entity that i will PM to you

I use my last 2 action to put on some cool shades and then shoot the Godmodder with a little pistol THAT SHOOTS CHAINSAWS

Also the space engineers will start making a SUPER LASER on the space station that can do a super attack every 6 turns every 3 turns with the generator

The portal is 100% open! The entity's coming through this turn! The space engineers are working on a Super Laser!

The pistol travels a good distance of the way to the godmodder, then clatters onto the ground! It had no way of firing itself in midair...

Pluff0 said:
I hum appreciatively at the dreadnought's effects. Not quite what I was shooting for, but close enough.

With my actions, I summon the LAZER RAPTOR! He may be small, but he packs a punch - his lasers cover things in dioxygen difluoride, more commonly known as FOOF! In addition to doing lazer damage, once something is hit, it KEEPS EXPLODING, until there is nothing left to explode.

Lazer Raptor summoned!

The_Two_Eternities said:
FOCUS: BOULDER BASH

I redirect the Boulder by placing a giant skatepark in its path so that its attack of an AG/N entity will instead hit a PG entity.

Boulder's been redirected!

That-Random-Guy said:
Action 1: I take the real human and move him into a pocket dimension designed to keep them alive indefinitely in reasonable comfort. Then I apologize for how they've been pulled into this mess, and provide them with a computer that has a few games and a text editor. Besides that, they get a deactivate able window to see the battlefield. (Its auto-scrubs memetic threats, info-hazards, and levels of input (auditory, visual, or otherwise) sufficient to damage them)

Real human moved off the battlefield!

Amongst the default programs you've installed, he finds a coding environment. He decides he might as well learn to code, with all his spare time...

Ranger_Strider_ said:
Now I look at the motorcycle, then back to the godmodder, then back to the cycle, then back to the godmodder.

I will end you...
1. I pull out the [Banhammer!], clearly the weapon of some far off godadmin. What better tool to strike at a filthy godmodder? TAKE A PERMABAN!
2. After that.... event... I waltz over to the fake captain.cat and attempt to bite his head off. What? Thought these were just for show?
3. I reach into my pocket, and attack the godmodder again! This time by throwing the PIE. The Planetary Implosive Explosive! A grenade that warps reality by both exploding and imploding with the mass of a planet, creating a black hole! Ehh... This probably won't work, but then again...

Hey guys! We need everyone to either kill him with copious amounts of firepower for a turn, or redirect a monster. We need everyone if we want to deal five damage anytime soon... Even the Despicable Neutrals

You smash the godmodder with the BANHAMMER! But what would he be banned from? This isn't a videogame world... The hammer only does the damage of a normal hammer, read: It disintegrates upon contact with the godmodder's body.

5000 damage to the fake captain.cat!

The godmodder opens his mouth REALLY WIDE - again - and swallows the pie! His STOMACH OF STEEL rumbles a little bit as the explosion causes some indigestion. But it's more than worth the discomfort - he now has a black hole in his stomach, working to ensure he doesn't take poison or indigestion damage from whatever goes in there!

Captain.Cat said:
"Oh thank you thank actually worked." I sigh in relief. 'Now I'm going to need a way to store all that godmod gear without them being able to get it back. Hmmm, Eh this will do for now. I wish for a bag of devouring!' Suddenly a bag appears being held in my hand by it's handle straps, it looks pretty normal at first until you try to look inside in which you will quickly find it has rows upon rolls of teeth. I grin as look at it. "Hey buddy are you hungry?" The Bag's teeth suddenly start to chatter! "Sounds like a yes, Well time to get to work!"

I jog over the nearest riflemen I can see and I grab his godmod gear (godmod weapons and armor) and start stuffing the gear into the bag of devouring, as the gears into the Bag what sounds like a wood chipper can be heard being emitting from the bag. After the last Item is completely devoured the Bag lets out a loud burp. After that i move onto the next Riflemen and repeat the possess.

Continuing on I come across the Machine gunner that is tripping and is about to face plant, I move him into a position to keep him from falling onto the ground, I then as fast as i can start taking the godmod gear off and feeding said gear into the bag of devouring and then moving onto the next soldier.

I then come across the Medic that is about to drop a pill of LSD into another's coffee cup, I give annoyed look. I pluck the LSD pill and pocket it for later, I then pick the Offending medic's own coffee cup and place it upside down over his head so when time unfreezes the coffee will spill all over the medic head, I then set to work removing all godmod related gear into the bag of devouring.

As I going through the Engineers removing all of their godmod gear I come across the Engineer that is stuck in a state of free fall. Sighing I race to the barracks and take a mattress from it and come back placing it on the ground, I then reach up and pull down the falling Engineer and place him on the mattress. I then go back to work removing the Godmod gear, stripping the Engineer of any Godmod gear he may have and of course feeding the godmod gear into the Bag.

After a bit I come across the Riflemen that is juggling 6 grenades. I stare at this for a moment. "What in the Sam hell did you think you were doing? That is dangerous military equipment that you are misusing you idiot!" Before i can go into a deeper rant I then remember what I'm here to do and I start removing the Godmod Gear off the Riflemen. As I'm plucking the Grenades out of the air I come across the one that had it's pin pulled. "How the fuck did that happen?" I ask but then remember that his frozen in time so his unable even hear me. 'Hmm what to do...' I say as I look at the Grenade and see it's one of the non godmod weaponry, I then look over at the Godmodder. 'Hmm.' I then stick one of my pointer finger to feel the wind direction, only to realize that there is no wind. 'Hmm okay well that my make things a little easier, Okay add about 27 degrees to the arc of the thrown subtract about 6 ft and 3 inches from the length, account for about 2 and half pounds of weight, Okay should land on target, eh probably not.' With the calculations out of the way I wind-up the throw and then with a great amount of strength I pitch the Grenade high into the air and it begins to climb to the height of it's arc.

I then come over to the scientists and see that they are all in the middle of using test tube vials alcohol. I faceplam at this sight, I but I quickly recover and I quickly relieve them of their Godmod gear and I then search the research file cabinets "D, E, F, G! found it! hmm, junk, junk, why is there porn here? junk." I keep searching the file cabinets.

OOC: Hey guys if each one of you give one action to getting rid of the godmod gear we will have it all gotten rid of this turn. I would greatly appreciate it if you would help me.

-30% both types of godmod gear!

The grenade flies over to the godmodder and clatters onto the ground! It's too frozen in time to explode!

JOEbobobob said:
1 action spent to incrament 7/15 that mem'ry left so far behind.
action one: yes, yes, thats all very nice, but you still have a large sore on your head, so shush.
I inform the godmodder that, irrespective of the accuracy of his dictionary (which was written by a biased source- himself- and can as such be mostly ignored if there is evidence to the contrary), the record shows that he did not, in fact, move out of the way, for it says in the records of the world:
"As the rock travels in the air towards him, the godmodder gets out his "dictionary - DTG concepts edition". He flips it to the page and points to a specific entry:

"Defenses: Stuff that defends the person, like a shield or bodyguard or such. Dodging attacks, like teleportation, don't count as defenses, they count as avoidances. Sure, you could argue that since the act of teleportation helps keep me healthy it could be argued to be a "defense", but you'd be wrong, wouldn't you, JOEBOBOBOB???!??!"

You look at the cover, and yes, the godmodder did write this dictionary. "Author: Godmodder.""
he stood there as the rock flew, and did not dodge. he took out the dictionary, and did not dodge. he flipped to an entry, and did not dodge. he showed me the book, and did not, and could not have dodged, for i was reading the entry and would notice its movement. this is more then sufficient time for a rock that practically suffers no air resistance to fly through the air and bonk him in the head.
therefor, the rock either did bypass his defences including any avoidances he might use instead, or he just failed to stop a normal rock from harming him.
Second action: Grammar Nazism Turns Against its Master
secondly, I note my own name. JOEbobobob. I note the godmodders name is unknown. I note the godmodder published the dictionary under the name "godmodder". I note that he is the only known godmodder. I note that he said "you'd be wrong, wouldn't you, JOEBOBOBOB???!??!"". I note that my name does not capitalize the bobs.
look to your left. back at me. back to your left. now there's JOEBOBOBOB. look to his left. back at him. now he has a hammer. look to his right, oh look there I am. back at him. now he's conversing with me about how the godmodder has tarnished his reputation and he is here for revenge. look up, back at him. he is now empowered by a variety of ancient, interdicted spells from his world, and has a look of murderous rage in his eyes. look at the godmodder. back at JOEBOBOBOB. hey, where'd JOEBOBOBOB go? look back at the godmodder, i suppo- oh, look, there he is, hog-tied by JOEBOBOBOB and about to be hammered to deat- oooh, thats gotta hurt. lets look at something else for mind bleach. oh, look, a kitten. how cute! lets play with the cute kitten until the godmodders done with his "getting beat up" quota for the day.
[some time later]
silly kitten, thats not how you get in a box!
[some time latter.]
hm, looks like JOEBOBOBOB's left. the godmodders face looks really bruised and terrible now... oh well.

Wait... wait did he seriously forget to - the godmodder takes 1 damage, then facepalms, taking another 1 damage for a total of 2 damage! Wow. Amateur mistakes here.

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: No, but you have three more rolls!

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: No, but you have two more chances!

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: You guys are on an unlucky streak with these. That's fine, someone's bound to break it soon!

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Any minute now, the unlucky streak will be broken...

Hikki said:
After getting ammo, i bury the coat i got as deep as i could.
"I don't ever want to remember wearing that."
I finally took the time to look around me. I was literally nowhere.
where am i even supposed to go?!
There's just grass everywhere i looked.
Maybe i should just start walking.
...What the hell am i thinking? I can just wish to go there instead of walking.
"Umm, I would like to be transported to the safest place close to the godmodder."

Not to worry! All players are by default near enough to the fight to do whatever they want on the field when it's needed! Unless distance ends up being plot-relevant for some reason!

CoreBrute said:
ACTION 1: The Rust Monster starts bleeting like a sheep. CoreBrute ran up to it, taking it's pincer in his hand. "What's wrong old girl? Speak to me!" It started to curl up, CoreBrute held on tightly.

"No, stay with me old friend! I need you! Who else will get high with me at 4 in the morning without asking why? Please don't go!" Then it started to caw one last time...before popping out several white pellets.

"Huh? Are these..." Then the eggs started popping and dozens of little genetically modified Rust Monsters started popping out. "Oh my god, I never knew you were pregnant? Is this that godzilla thing where you don't need a male to impregnante you?" The rust monster mother looks sheepishly to the side. "Reggie from accounting? That little bastard. We'll deal with him later." CoreBrute then smiled at the little rust monsters crawling over the frozen soldiers.

"Oh look, they're so hungry they're devouring the godmodder gear too! Aww, how sweet." He says, ignoring the probably horrified thoughts going through the army men as little monsters crawl all over their frozen forms. Serves them bloody right.

(OOC: Spending an action to create more baby Rust Monsters to accelerate the rate of Godmodder gear being consumed. )

ACTION 2: Once he was sure his friend was feeling better and ready to start eating again, CoreBrute pulled out an artifact he'd been holding since his temporary death experience. The bound soul of the Godmodder's puppy.

"It's time then." He held the item to the sky and felt it glow as it surrounded him. "To use your power against your master." Music started playing loudly as he felt the soul bend to his command.

Suddenly he felt his body filled with that incredible power.

As the oversoul glowed around him, his hands glowed with the giant puppy's claws.

ACTION 3: "Godmodder!" He called out the the true form. "Your puppy wants to show you some love!" With incredible speed he lunged at the Godmodder, arms outstretched to give a hug that brutally crushed anything that recieved them. The Godmodder could have moved even faster than that speed-except when he looked at CoreBrute he could see the spirit of his beloved puppy, the one he just mourned. And he hesitated for a moment.

But that moment was enough for CoreBrute to grab him...and crush him.

Rust monster feeding sped up!

You use SOULPUPPY CRUSH! The godmodder wants to move out of the way, but he can't! Your attack slams in perfectly, dealing an amazing 2 damage!

But then, the godmodder wraps his arms around you! Your hug is crushing, but... he's not letting go either... the godmodder... this is the first time you've seen him really, really angry. REALLY, REALLY ANGRY.

With you still struggling in his grip, the godmodder thinks about what exactly he should do in response here. Corebrute doesn't have any entities to his name, or they'd already be dead right now. Even if he did, though, it just wouldn't be a fitting enough punishment. No. No. If you're so determined to make this puppy thing such a cruel nightmare... he should just let you, really.

The godmodder uses his psychic powers to tear the artifact away from you, then tosses you aside. The godmodder then proceeds to work on a summoning circle. He finishes it immediately, using a greater level of focus than he normally does.

Out of the circle comes the UBERDOG. The ultimate cute puppy. Murderous rage. Claws that can crush bedrock. Murderous cuteness. It just needs a soul. Like... the soul of the godmodder's puppy. Which he gives to it. And so, the puppy is restored to him.

And THIS dog is immune to any sort of poisons.

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: All of these are going to fail.

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Frankly, you don't deserve them.

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: The RNG rarely favors the puppy-killing side of the equation.

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: No.

EternalStruggle said:
The man decided to not attack the Godmodder for a turn (he was sort of out of ideas for the moment) and instead blast the Fake Captain.cat.

FOCUS - BLASTING THE FAKE CAPTAIN.CAT

Getting out a mean looking gun, he fired several bullets at the imposter, before firing an explosive charge out of the underbarrel launcher, detonating right in the foe's face. After that, he had the gun vanish, although in doing so a gun-shaped energy bolb appeared, which soon turned into more of an arrow before shooting off and smashing into the Fake's chest before also exploding. Was all this fancy? No. Was it effective? Yep.

18000 damage to the fake captain.cat!

hungry visitor said:
This was actually my fault to begin with. Never expected to be moved into this world.
I take that memetic threats covers being drawn into the cult? Hopefully it does.

I too hope my relatives are fine with the second hungry visitor (can't and don't want to imagine what he is doing right now).

I will write you about HarVesters most likely moves this round and some background knowledge about him. If it wasn't for all this change and danger... this could be even a cool vacation.

OK. First about the actions:

Probably he wants to keep the balls save after the shields are broken. In which way he keeps them save... I will just imagine writing that... this is what I came up with:

He goes into the city to use the energy fields and creates a Armor crusher-Armor, that has to be defeated before the balls can be damaged, from the stuff that fell into his portal (HP 10000).

Of course he will be angry about me vanishing and try to get me into the cult. Hopefully he doesn't succeed in that.

Then he will somehow try to eat the Spaghetti... where is it again?

Hm. What will he do next? What was I planning for him? I was actually mainly planning for myself. Maybe a backup? Damn that would be terrible!
Imagine that! Humans suddenly being replaced by evil clones... that sounds totally like HarVester. Probably some men with combat experience.
We have to do something! He will eat them or even... yeah they will be summoned inside his cult and then outside of it.
Good against the army, but bad against human rights.
This can't be happening!

I write something about HarVesters background later, need a short break from this shit.

Ah you forgot the mass destruction in 1 round.

Armor Crusher armor created!

CaptainNZZZ said:
My first action (x1.5) is a simple enchantment, the next attack against Chuckles will end up healing and boosting Chuckle's total health instead of hurting him or taking an attack shield away.

My second action (0.5x) is spent boosting the wall the techmarines have been building, allowing it to slowly gain more total health each turn.

Finally for my third action (x1) I make the Armor Crusher to use one of it's three attacks on the Godmodder by instilling an completely overcoming need to attack the Godmodder in the Armor Crusher. The Armor Crusher is given a cream pie to 'help' it when it attacks the Godmodder.

I order the rest of my entities to attack the Armor Crusher because they might as well keep doing what they've been doing for all this time.

Chuckles given a healchantment! Wall very slightly boosted! Armor crusher redirected - with cream pie!

That-Random-Guy said:
Action 2 and 3: I set up a specialized spatial warp to make it so that damage from the Armor Crusher's second and third attack land on the Fake Captain.Cat and the Armor Crusher in that order of priority.

Captain.Cat sorry I can't really help you yet.

Message to everyone: The Leviathan has not been redirected or canceled. It does 70,000 damage. All other entities of a similar level of strength have been distracted. Please fix this. Thank you in advance.

Armor crusher's attacks redirected!

feller21 said:
For this turn, I will use a giant heater to speed-up the process in unfreezing out our important army-men(cause they are just so valuable to us!)

This heater will be big enough to be able to defrost the entire army and then we can get them back into the fight!

All three actions will be used to make the heater efficient and sure to speed up the unfreezing process!

All the army men start sweating! But they're frozen in time, a space heater doesn't do much for that...

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AG:

MootheCow's portal opens, and out comes an AG ally sworn to fight the godmodder! It's Arengith the Enchanter! He's a buff entity who can buff allied entities! He'll start by buffing the space station... the space engineers also work on the Super Laser!

The infinity Jaeger uses REPLICOMBO! It's now one entity with double the stats again!

The Steel Balls and VFD troops hit the Armor Crusher for 22,500 damage! The Armor Crusher is sort of mechanical but not really, so let's just say x1 damage for the VFD friends.

PG:

The Armor Crusher, confused and distracted as usual, first hits the fake captain.cat (killing him) and then himself for 15,000 damage! Then, he throws a cream pie in the godmodder's face! The godmodder looks at him in annoyance. Looks like cream pie wasn't his favorite flavor.

The Boulder hits the Leviathan and the Armor Crusher for 20,000 damage to each!

The leviathan looks over the battlefield... who to kill? Oh! Oh! The construction drone! He slams into it, and sends it flying right at the space engineer portal, killing it and sealing up the Space portal by 50%!

The Uberdog stares at the AG side. It opens its mouth, and its tongue, a forked snake-like tongue that's red like the devil, lolls out. It starts walking forward... distract it! Distract it NOW oh no no no please no...

The godmodder starts summoning something! Again! He also sighs, looking at all the EVERYTHING around, and uses his LIGHTNING ZAP DEATH RAY! Every entity on the battlefield has a 50% chance to be hit by his 10,000 damage attack!

10,000 damage to the Armor Crusher, and ORYX!. 10 VFD members killed! The steel balls lose their Armor Crusher armor! Frankly, it's a miracle the RNG decided more people weren't hit!

CaptainNZZZ's army is hit five times, and Chuckles dodges one hit, blocks the other three with his attack shield + healchantments, then eats the last himself and dies!

The army men lose their attack shield, both their HQs, 80 engineers, all the Squad leaders, and 40 machine gunners! They also lose 2000 plastic from the generator trying to protect them! Looks like whatever the "power singularity" was, they've fallen away from it now.

N:

CaptainNZZZ's army might be without their heroic protector, but they still have a lot of power! And the Armor Crusher is so weakened after everything that has happened, that the army's 27,000 damage is just enough... to ACTUALLY KILL IT. You actually killed one of these super entities! Wow!

Yogg-Saron debuffs the Steel balls, halving their attack for the next 2 turns!

The Army Men are going to come unfrozen at the end of next turn. Rusty's kids managed to eat all the Godmod Armor! That just leaves the weaponry...

Pluff0's forces, as well as Doormaker, don't have orders!

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Get the godmodder down to 250 HP! Its the only way to snap him out of endgame mode! Maybe that pie-related method could help...
-Keep the Uberdog neutralized, or everyone will die.

Minor tasks:

The army men get stronger over time! Guide and protect them! Right now, though, they're frozen!
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're building helpful structures!
Keep Leviathan neutralized! It has huge attack power!
Keep Boulder neutralized! He's more of a tanky entity but he can hurt you, too!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: 28% complete, support attack
Portal: 50% open! Summoning space engineers on random sides every turn!(Diet coke bribe!)(mind-controlled to the AG team!)
Space engineers+1: 80/80 HP x 150(building space station!)(x1.2 effectiveness)
Arengith the Enchanter: 25,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)

[AG - hungry visitor]Steel balls: 21,000 HP, HP/2 A (+6,000 HP next turn!)(50% attack for 2!)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 30 HP, 300 x 30A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)

[AG - feller21]Infinity Jaeger: 12,000/12,000 HP, 4,000A (replicombo power)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(28,000 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A(building Chuckles wall, done in 1!)
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 16 HP, 500 x 16A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+2 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 6 HP, 250 x 6A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000A

[N - eeveeshadowbacon]Yogg-Saron: 13,000/35,000 HP, 14,000A

[N - Pluff0]ORYX!: 4,000/14,000 HP, 7,000A
Laser Raptor: 7,000/7,000 HP, 4,000A + laserboom debuff

[N - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 25,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(35,500 total attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed)(Frozen in time for 1!):
Riflemen V: 700/700 HP x 130, 150x130A
Machine gunners III: 200/200 HP x 60, 300x60A
Medics: 500/500 x 15 HP, Healing A
Engineers: 100/100 HP x 15, building GodMod training camp(complete in 7!)
Scientists: 100/100 HP x 32
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP, producing 20 squad leaders(complete in 2!)
Special weapons depot: 4,000/4,000 HP
Plastic shield generator: 5,000/5,000 HP(burns plastic to protect from damage; current rate: 500 plastic/2000 protection)
Possesses 8,200 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets, anti-regen bullets(not in use), GodMod weaponry(45% there)(-15% per turn), Grenade launchers
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[PG]Leviathan: 280,000/300,000 HP, 70,000A, Special: Tidal Wave(ready in 1!)

[PG]BOULDER: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A(hits one PG and one AG/N entity each attack)

[PG]Godmodder: 251/300 HP(Starcalibur: x2 actions)(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)(Summoning in 1!)

[PG]Uberdog: Playfulness level: Vengeful (one-hit-kill attack)

Player info:

Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New summon: 3/10)(Portal to hell: 4/5 - Suppressed by Dreadnought)(Circus Tent: 1/5)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor
[N]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(1 Legendary Weapon in debt!)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 5/15)(has army men's anti-mind-control research!)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Hikki(is GUNSLINGER)(HAS AMMO)
Ranger_Strider_(Monster of God: 2/5)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0

Moniker · Oct 20, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
I Focus on unblocking the Space engineer portal

Space engineer portal totally unblocked! Maybe you could ask some other players or Doorman for help?

EternalStruggle said:
One HP off? Hmm. Looks like it's time to finish this off!

...

The figure still doesn't have any idea on what he could possibly do to hurt the Godmodder through his potent defenses. Ah well, others should be on the case.

Hrm.

FOCUS - OH HEY LOOK A DISTRACTION

The man waves his hands about a bit, and summons an UBERDOG ATTRACTING BONE in front of the Uberdog. It's too angry to be playing as such, but this bone really annoys it even more than it is generally enraged at the other Entities on the field, so it should attack it this round, thus saving everyone else from its wrath. At least for the time being, that thing will break immediately when the dog goes after it.

Uberdog attracting bone placed! The uberdog's going for that this turn!

feller21 said:
I watch the heater try to unfreeze the army-men until I realize the they are frozen in time and they just sweat a bunch! In the distance I hear Captain.Cat and Corebrute yelling at me to stop the heater because that would ruin their future plans.

I immediately stop the heater and quickly apologize for the mistake that I had made!

To atone for my sins, I will walk away and turn my attention towards dealing with this insane Leviathan!

Ok, for this turn, I am going to cast CONFUSION!! on the Leviathan to make it attack itself! (If you don't know what I mean by this, look up the Pokemon wiki!)

All three actions will be used to focus the attack and the Leviathan will more than likely, take a lot of damage from it's own tidal wave which will be cast by him next turn!!

The Leviathan is confused! It's totally got a 50% chance to have its attack hit itself!

CoreBrute said:
"Guess I'm not going to be Shaman King." CoreBrute groans as he staggers to his feet, meeting the Uberdog's eyes. He smiles at the monster.

"Good. You didn't deserve to go out like that. Euthanising an innocent puppy is something only a monster would do." He flexes his arms to get ready. "Now let's see how you like to play catch." And then he legs it as fast as he can away from the Uberdog.

ACTION 1: As he passes the frozen in time soldiers, he reaches out with his hand and yells out "STEAL!" glowing with blue energy. In a flash, he was now carrying several pieces of the Godmod created weaponry they had been holding.

"Sorry to take your dinner Rusty!" He yells at his friend who was herding her offspring to new pieces of armor.

ACTION 2: CoreBrute then jumped in mid-air and fired at the Uberdog. He knew the attack wasn't going to hurt the creature, but it would get it's attention. The already vengeful dog turned on CoreBrute and lunged towards him at high speeds. CoreBrute fired his weapons repeatedly at the creature, but they just pinged off it's jaws, right before they went forward and bit CoreBrute's arms.

With a quick pull, it had ripped off the player's arms, moving to swallow it and the weapons in a few crunchy gulps. CoreBrute swore loudly at the pain of losing his limbs.

ACTION 3: That's when a large Executor-class Star Dreadnought came down from the sky. A figure dressed in black robes left from the ship and landed behind the Uberdog. In a sudden motion the Uberdog was struck by purple lightning causing it to spasm in pain. Worse, because it had Godmodder gear (and a pair of arms) in it's throat, it started to choke. Not enough to risk it's life, but enough to keep it distracted.

CoreBrute glanced up as the figure walked towards him. He smiled.

"Good to see you..."

The Khajit Sith Lord nodded at him. "I heard you had fallen off the wagon. As your sponser, I couldn't leave you by yourself." CoreBrute smiled as he got up.

"I'd shake your hand but I've got none to spare." He groaned, as he continued to bleed out.

"When has losing a few body parts ever stopped you?" Kippers remarked, as he pulled out his lightsabre. "Now, that creature won't be distracted for ever. We can buy time if it gets up with that bone EternalStruggle left behind, but you will need to regain your strength if we are to have a chance." CoreBrute nods, looking at the destroyed frame of the Armor Crusher.

"I've got a few ideas about that..."

The uberdog is unable to act this turn! -20% godmodder weaponry!

Captain.Cat said:
"Junk, Junk, pack of Gum, Junk, History of the Genocide of the Tan race, junk, Finally! Gotcha!" I Pull out the Godmod armor and weaponry research files, that I had been searching for, quickly I place them into the Maw of the Bag of Devouring and in the blink of an eye the knowledge of how to make more the Godmod armor and weaponry is gone forever.

now with the files destroyed and the threat of them just making more now gone I turn around to counture my other task of getting rid of the Godmod gear, Seeing that the Rust monster and... babies? have eaten the last the armor I smile softly and think. 'Well almost done just need to get rid of the last of the Weaponry and they will be bac-' Before i can finish my thought Lighten that was summon by the godmodder rains from the sky and destroys the 2 HQ's and kills many of the army men. "Grrrr, Son of a bitch." I let out a deep growl of anger. 'Damn it all, I'll get the bastard back for that but I need to get rid of the rest the godmod gear before it's to late.'

Unknown to me and likely almost everyone else is a mix blessing had happen when many of the army men scientists had been killed, Among the Scientists that died were the 12 scientists that had made the Godmod armor and weapons in the first place so any attempts to rediscover the lost knowledge will be greatly hampered by their deaths if not outright impossible.

(I'm focusing my last two actions on removing/destroying the remaining Godmod Weaponry)

I quickly start running up to army men to army men striping them of their Godmod weapons and placing the godmod weapons into the bag of devouring. As I rush from one to the next I sweat 'Fucking hell why is it so hot here?' I wonder to my self as I take a another Godmod weapon and place it into the Bag, I turn over and then see giant heater cranking out eye blistering heat. 'Ah, That's why. I'll worr-' I then see Feller21 turn the heaters off, 'Alright then nevermind' I then call out to him. "Thanks for turning them off buddy!" With that I return to my self appointed task of getting rid of the Corrupting influence of the Godmod Gear that my Soldiers are using.

Going through the 2 barracks I check foot lockers, gun racks and other places inside the Barrack's that looked like places to store weapon, I end up discovering a few more but due to this being a training facility most of the weapons were still the old non-godmod weapons being used for training. I quickly feed the Godmod weapons to the Bag of devouring and move on, only stopping to draw a mustache on the drill instructor's face with marker.

Making my way I soon end up in the Special weapons depot, I quickly walk over to the Desk with Clerk and pick up the pile of requisition forms checking for where in the depot any godmod weapons may have been stored, Surprisingly it would appear that not many had been place in storage due to them being issued as soon as new troops had arrived.

'Well that makes things much easier for me.' I then place the pile back down and looking over at the tea that was about to be spilled I pick up the tea cup and with it gather the tea that had been flying in the air with the cup. I then quickly shallow it all down and place the now empty cup back on the desk and head over to the crates that had been indicate by the Forms to have Godmod weapons inside.

I Break one open and find the Godmod weapons inside, Nodding to myself has mental pat on the back for my 'hard' work I then as fast as possible place the Crates with godmod weapons inside the all devouring bag and I leave the Depot.

Finally I come to the Riflemen Sticking his hand in the Plastic shield generator. "You dumbass." is all I can say to this act of utter stupidity. I drag his hand away from the Shield generator and grab the Godmod weapons he had on him and force the Godmod Weapon into the Bag of Devouring.

"FUCKING FINALLY!" I cry out in Joy as the last Godmod weapon disappeared into the bag!

(After the last of the godmod gear is gotten rid of I'll start fighting again, Thank you everyone who has helped me with dealing with the Godmod gear and my Imposter.)

Godmodding gear totally eliminated! Whatever it would have done, your men are safe from it! And what's more, you've destroyed the research! Further research or production of GodMod-brand equipment is not a possibility for the Army Men.

JOEbobobob said:
1 action spent to incrament 8/15 that mem'ry left so far behind.
I did 2 damage to the godmodder! yay!
I've been helping the army men for pretty long though, time to chose a new entity to help.
...
the godmodders entitys right now are all really simple, aside from the dog but how am i supposed to help them?
I also hate dogs with a passion so there's that.
alright, helping the mysterious tower it is.
[1 action] I improve the crypt of ancients, giving it a passive spawn of 4 warriors instead of 2.
[.25 actions] rules lawyer, flukefred Ion flukme
ahem.
the godmodder said once "Defenses: Stuff that defends the person, like a shield or bodyguard or such. Dodging attacks, like teleportation, don't count as defenses, they count as avoidances. Sure, you could argue that since the act of teleportation helps keep me healthy it could be argued to be a "defense", but you'd be wrong, wouldn't you, JOEBOBOBOB???!??!"
but even there, in his failed counter of the planet-rock, there was a mistake.
you see,the might of a planet was how yorehammer allowed the bypassing of all methods of Protection. the godmodder held up the dictionary entry for defenses.
protection and defenses are not the same. a dodge protects, for, in the second definition of protection provided by the first search result on the internet, it doth say:
"a person or thing that prevents someone or something from suffering harm or injury."
however the godmodder gained his ability to, well, godmodder things, its source is preventing him from suffering harm or injury.
we know, of course, that the godmodder has gained his powers from the soul orb.
the soul orb, by empowering him with all his powers, is preventing him from suffering harm / injury.
now, thats all very nice, but why does that matter?
well, you see, he can be sued for false advertising of his own powers(he implied the soul orb was more powerful then it truly is, by implying he could dodge yorehammer-boosted strikes), which makes him poorer. poor people are more likely to die in a variety of ways, and so he gets mugged for being on the poor side of town, since he's poor. he kills the mugger. the mugger has a friend sniper with anti-godmodder bullets. they fire. the godmodder gets hit.
also...
[.25 actions] planar rock, the second coming.
that means he can't dodge the rock, regardless of his wishes.
what happened to the rock after it hit him, you ask?
it bounced off. it hit the ground. it began to tunnel deep into the hexagonfield via sheer weight pushing stuff out of the way.
I would like to ensure you agree with this likely effect before continuing.
ok.
wait, I said it would explode, didn't I?
yes, yes i did, but there is no giant mountain or sphere of dirt on the battlefield. from this, we can deduce that something kept it from exploding.
that something is this action, i kept it together with my power. the rock is still there, albeit deep in the ground.
[.49 actions] planar rock, godmodder double-damager.
I note the godmodder has a black hole in his stomach now.
said black hole must be rather big in order to persist for any length of time without exploding (that is, it must have quite a bit of mass & gravity).
no, this won't hurt the godmodder, since he knows its there and already countered it (it might come back to bite him later but whatever).
however, this black hole has a lot of mass, as stated.
a black hole with an event horizon the size of about a penny has the mass of the earth.
(edit) also " A grenade that warps reality by both exploding and imploding with the mass of a planet, creating a black hole" it is stated to have the mass of a planet, so this isn't even an assumption.
the hexagonfield, presumably, is unaffected, since the world has not compacted into a ball around the godmodder and crushed him to death.
however, the godmodder did tunnel through the hexagonfield due to sheer weight. from this, we can deduce that it is affected by gravity.
the hexagonfields gravity cannot be that much stronger then earths, as otherwise the normal human would be dead.
the rock is less then the real-world radius of the earth from the godmodder. hence, it is more strongly attracted to the godmodders black hole then it is attracted downwards.
over time, the rock is pulled through the hexagonmaterial, upwards, towards the godmodder. it accelerates, it accelerates, and it accelerates further...
before slamming into the godmodders rear, from bellow. with the protection-nullifying power of the yorehammer.
and my actions didn't give him the slightest hint of it, for aside from suing him, and giving the crypt more power, I have stood and done nothing. everything that just happened either happened prior, or was the direct result of physical laws irrespective of my presence.
[.01 actions]
moniker stated once that expending more actions on your attack to the godmodder does not significantly aid your chances (exact wording unknown). hence, all my actions here have only slightly less chance for godmodder damage then normal, if at all. if this .01 action thing was an attempt it'd probably fail, i suppose, but half and quarter actions are fair game i imagine.
edeet: if i misunderstood how godmodder damage interacts with focusing and such, then give up on the +2 skeletons for the crypt thing to make it into 2 full actions i guess.

The godmodder reads over your lengthy post very carefully. He gets out his lawyer-glasses, and tries his best not to get a headache at all this physics stuff (he only partially succeeds). He notes a few critical misconceptions that occurred during the post's inception. First, the rock you threw did have protection-penetrating power, but not nearly the power of the Yorehammer - they're Legendary Weapons, and players don't have enough power to copy them nearly so easily (or at all). It just bounced off the ground, losing its powers the moment you stopped paying attention to it. The godmodder thought that both of you knew this, and is astonished to find you didn't. To continue, the godmodder also swallowed a black-hole-immune gravity-stabilization field generator at some point, currently operating inside his stomach, hence the lack of black hole physics. He tends to swallow a lot of stuff.

Oh, and there's the whole sued-for-false-advertising thing. The godmodder wins his court case, because he has an army of lawyers, and every judge in existence was mind-controlled by him ages ago, and he bought out the prosecution's lawyer, and the jury was made up of some of captain.cat's mind-controlled army men. The sniper thing never even happened.

OOC: When split up your attacks into three or four .5-action pieces, but give them a common theme like "physics coming back to bite the godmodder in the butt", it's treated more as one big attack. Of course, when I said the number of actions you put into attacks didn't matter, I was assuming that using at least one action was a given - so a minimum of one action must be bet to attack the godmodder.

hungry visitor said:
Actually I am reading manga right now and listening to music. This code stuff is not interesting enough.

See that? That is how good I can predict him.

Damn fool stop fooling yourself.

Well. That is a thing.

Can you just like... die or something?

What have I ever done to you?

Whatever.

Nobody has been summoned, or so it seems. Cool. And I am also not writhing in pain. Neat.

Back to business:

HV will obviously do something to shield the balls. Again. Just say he shields the balls. No. He will...
I got a problem here!
HV imported the balls to my current location.

Oh, that's right. The Real Human you summoned was you, wasn't it? Wait... what's going on here? Are the balls off the HEXAGONAFIELD or...?

The_Two_Eternities said:
"Doormaker," I order, "start opening a portal to the Realm of Infinite Kittens (OOC: Uberdog distraction). Volunteer Flamethrower Division, attack the Leviathan."

FOCUS: BOULDER BASHING BEHEMOTH

I look at the Leviathan, and then at the tidal wave it's about to create, and then at the undistracted boulder. "Hmm." I think, grinning. I Earthbend the Boulder straight at the Leviathan, breaking his concentration and pushing back the release of his special attack.

(OOC: This makes it so the Boulder's PG attack hits the Leviathan, as well as stalling progress on Tidal Wave.

Things we need to do this turn:
Remove GodMod gear (done by CoreBrute and Captain.cat)
Distract the Boulder (done by Ranger_Strider_)
Distract the Leviathan (done by feller21 and maybe That-Random-Guy)
Distract the Uberdog (done by CoreBrute and EternalStruggle)
Delay Tidal Wave (done by me, That-Random-Guy, and maybe feller21)
Attempt to damage the Godmodder (done by Ranger_Strider_)

RoIK = SCP-2559-J - SCP Foundation)

Doormaker is working on a kitten portal! VFD members will do as you say! The boulder's been distracted!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I just realised that we all forgot about the hell portal I open 2 turns ago. This mean the Demon Princes is 1/3 of his way through his dark song and the Demon and demon clowns have had 2 turns to ninja their way across the battlefield, spread hell fire everywhere. Wow, super sneaky void characters, am I right?

Oh, the hell portal isn't opened all the way yet. Once you finish your sidequest, you can open it, and have the effects of whatever comes out reduced by the Dreadnought.

hungry visitor said:
OK it isn't that terrible.

Just a small joke that escalated into a strong unit that will NUT (Natural Unit T.... reproduction) when it reaches the age of 18 rounds, creating some offspring.
At least that was what I had planned for it. Guess it will stay here to threaten my life and stay save from any harm. How long until NUT? Lets see... it is 7 rounds old so 11 rounds to go!
Also ascension for HV if the balls reach 1000000 HP.
So he will keep them save.

No doubleposting was in the rules was it? It was you Sh-(deleted)

Also: Weapons of mass destruction. They will be deployed this round. And they will hit the Godmodder and the servants of the Godmodder.
Now that they have built them once the scientists will start with mass production. *sigh*

And HV gets a second, stronger Shield-field for his city and scientists.

Now something about the secrets of Har

That hurt. OK I won't tell anyone just don't kill me.
I could've easily died to that.
Stop coloring my words red it is creating confusion. Your an ass.
I would never write your instead of you're. *whomst
I did not write this. I did write this. STOP

Your weapons of mass destruction are deployed! They blast the servants of the godmodder, dealing 5000 damage to the entities on the PG side!

CaptainNZZZ said:
As I watch Chuckles defend the rest of my entities and finally be destroyed performing his duties a single tear rolls down my face. Such a tragic loss.

I reverse time in the area Chuckles had been and freeze that moment, the image of him attempting to dodge the last attack he had protected the rest of my entities from. (x1)

Around that frozen moment I create a crypt worthy of Chuckles, Chuckle's Crypt standing tall amidst my forces. (x1)

Looking at the wall the techmarines have been building for multiple turns for Chuckles I finish it and set it in Chuckle's old job, defending all my entities from harm though definitely not as well as Chuckles did. (x1)

OOC: Due to this temporal manipulation Chuckles won't be in Ralyx's Eternity Stasis Machine but instead frozen in time a second from his destruction from the last (also frozen in time with Chuckles) lightning in the Chuckle's Crypt. Also Moniker you haven't been increasing the amount of entities as the structures I have create them.

Fixed... the Chuckles wall was supposed to be there last turn so you go ahead and buff it a little more now. You've preserved a copy of Chuckles! Wait, hold on... Ralyx's Eternity stasis machine has supposedly been grabbing every entity. But that hasn't stopped some entities, like the Seraph and Cute Puppy, from being revived. What's going on here? Well, whatever the case, it doesn't look like the Eternity Stasis Machine will get in the way of anyone's plans revolving around any entity's dead body.

Ranger_Strider_ said:
Well... I suppose I could try my hand at this.

1. When Boulder moves to strike the AG side, I create a portal in front of the Boulder using the Portal Gun MK. V, and another in front of Leviathan. This will surely cause him to use his AG attack to strike the Leviathan! This is thinking with portals kids.
2. My grin returns when I realize the Godmodder has fallen for my clever trap! The black hole was never intended to harm him, merely to set up future blows! I swagger up to him, and shove some Boston Cream Pie down his throat. But, he never noticed the fact that it hid a white hole inside! The white hole and the black hole touching would surely create a paradox that would destroy him! (Or at least give him minor indigestion). This was part of my plan ALL ALONG!
3. Continue to summon the Monster of God (3/5)

Assuming we don't need to summon anything or do anything pressing, let's destroy all of Eevee's stuff while he's gone. Who needs it anyway? (FILTHY NEUTRAL)

The white hole and black hole combo inside the godmodder's belly! Inside his STOMACH OF STEEL... he begins to feel some bubbling... oh no...

The godmodder needs... he needs... HE NEEDS A BATHROOM!

That-Random-Guy said:
I FOCUS on using my finest Player-Brand teleport able confusion drugs, several specialized syringes, and a summoned oversize cudgel of stunning to ensure that the Tidal Wave special will be focused onto the Leviathan/the PG + the Void side if possible. (If possible/applicable I also extend feller21's confusion effect by 1 turn, this takes priority over focusing Tidal Wave on the Void side in addition to the PG side.

You extend the confusion effect AND get to make sure the Tidal Wave will only affect PG and V entities! Looks like the Leviathan is liable to be out of sorts for a good while.

Daskter said:
Focusing: After appearing in this crazy battlefield I summon SCVs (that are loyal to me of course) to start constructing a Command Center.

(ooc: never played SC2 but doesn't mean I don't watch it :V)

Oh! Oh! I played SC2! (I was kind of garbage at it, though.)

Welcome to the game! (Players who don't announce their neutrality by default join the AG side)

You summon ONE lonely SCV, who starts building a command center. It will take a long time, working all by himself...

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AG:

The space engineers keep working on the Super Laser! Arengith The Enchanter buffs the space station with an evasion rune, giving it a 10% dodge rate!

The Steel balls and VFD both attack the Leviathan, dealing a total of 24,000 damage!

The infinity Jaeger makes a new copy of itself! The SCV racks up a tiny bit of progress towards his new command center...

PG:

The uberdog is distracted this turn!

The boulder slams into the Leviathan once, and then the Leviathan twice! 80,000 damage to the Leviathan!

The Leviathan rolls a D2 to decide whether his attack will succeed or fail... success! The Leviathan crashes into Yogg-Saron, killing it! The shock wave hits Laser Raptor, killing them as well!

Oh no... the godmodder currently has a black hole and white hole colliding in his stomach, which is causing an explosion that could destroy all matter. This is causing some... digestive discomfort. He needs a bathroom! He rapidly finishes his previous summoning enchantment, calling forth the RAPIDFIRE MACHINE GUN(automatic mode), which is going to kill you and blah blah blah, INSTA-MAKE A BATHROOM! The godmodder dives for the restroom door, in a much more vulnerable state than usual... now's your chance!

N:

CaptainNZZZ's army and ORYX! don't have orders right now.

Doormaker opens the kittenverse portal up 25% of the way!

The army men all unfreeze in time. They look around, and are ashamed. Heads hung, they walk back over to the AG side. With the fake captain.cat and their godmodding gear finally gone, they are not proud of their actions over the past few turns. They really, really need that brewery...

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Get the godmodder down to 250 HP! Its the only way to snap him out of endgame mode! Maybe that pie-related method could help...
-Keep the Uberdog neutralized, or everyone will die.

Minor tasks:

The army men get stronger over time! Guide and protect them! Right now, though, they're frozen!
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're building helpful structures!
Keep Leviathan neutralized! It has huge attack power!
Keep Boulder neutralized! He's more of a tanky entity but he can hurt you, too!
Keep Rapidfire Machine Gun neutralized! It shreds through multi-layered defenses!
Protect the SCV building a command center!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(10% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: 60% complete, support attack
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers on random sides every turn!(Diet coke bribe!)(mind-controlled to the AG team!)
Space engineers+1: 80/80 HP x 160(building space station!)(x1.2 effectiveness)
Arengith the Enchanter: 25,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)

[AG - hungry visitor]Steel balls: 27,000 HP, HP/2 A (+7,000 HP next turn!)(50% attack for 1!)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 30 HP, 300 x 30A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)(targeting Leviathan)

[AG - feller21]Infinity Jaeger: 12,000/12,000 HP, 4,000A (replicombo power)
Infinity Jaeger: 12,000/12,000 HP, 4,000A (replicombo power)

[AG - Daskter]SCV: 30/30 HP(building command center)
Command center: 5% complete

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(35,500 total attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed)(Frozen in time for 1!):
Riflemen V: 700/700 HP x 130, 150x130A
Machine gunners III: 200/200 HP x 60, 300x60A
Medics: 500/500 x 15 HP, Healing A
Engineers: 100/100 HP x 15, building GodMod training camp(complete in 7!)
Scientists: 100/100 HP x 32
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP, producing 20 squad leaders(complete in 2!)
Special weapons depot: 4,000/4,000 HP
Plastic shield generator: 5,000/5,000 HP(burns plastic to protect from damage; current rate: 500 plastic/2000 protection)
Possesses 8,200 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(29,500 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 17 HP, 500 x 17A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+4 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 6 HP, 250 x 10A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000A
Wall: 12000 HP(+1000 HP per turn)

[N - Pluff0]ORYX!: 4,000/14,000 HP, 7,000A

[N - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 25,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)
Kittenverse portal: 25%

[N]Godmodder's bathroom

[PG]Leviathan: 212,000/300,000 HP, 70,000A, Special: Tidal Wave(ready to unleash in 1 - will hit itself!)(confused - 50% chance to hit itself for 1!)

[PG]BOULDER: 9,992,000/1,000,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A(hits one PG and one AG/N entity each attack)

[PG]Rapidfire Machine Gun: 350,000/350,000 HP, 5,000 x 10A

[PG]Godmodder: 251/300 HP(Starcalibur: x2 actions)(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)(diving for bathroom door)

[PG]Uberdog: Playfulness level: Vengeful (one-hit-kill attack)
Uberdog distraction Bone

Player info:

Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New summon: 3/10)(Portal to hell: 4/5 - Suppressed by Dreadnought)(Circus Tent: 1/5)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor
[N]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(1 Legendary Weapon in debt!)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 8/15)(has army men's anti-mind-control research!)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Hikki(is GUNSLINGER)(HAS AMMO)
Ranger_Strider_(Monster of God: 3/5)
Daskter

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0

OOC: I'd like to put a few notes on sidequests since there's some speculation - anyone can join any sidequest if they so desire at any time. If there's a sidequest that's exclusive to one player, I'll say so. Of course, the environment of the sidequest will probably change somewhat to accommodate a new member, but if some of you wanted to join Eevee's game and help them out, I wouldn't stop you, just adjust the difficulty. And if we ever reach a point where like 60% of the active players are in a sidequest, I'll just put the main quest on hold and launch rapidfire sidequest updates until it finishes.

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