Defeat The Godmodder

CoreBrute · Oct 28, 2017

"Smart move." CoreBrute nodded at the tower. "It'll be harder for those Void forces to reach the Princess if she's in the tower."

"Perhaps." BrutalCore sped next to CoreBrute. "But I'm not sure MooGoesCow21 can handle 2 infinite waves, even if they are trash mobs."

"You're right. Help them out." BrutalCore sped off at super speed to fight Eevee's second infinite wave.

I'm thinking BrutalCore either hits them all with high speed punches, or creates a small tornado to absorb and trap them all in/ You know, normal Speedster tricks.

CoreBrute then hurried into the fort, carrying a couple of trees of wood with him.

ACTION 1: He brought the Princess to the room he had built within the fort for her.

"Now this Dojo is special Princess. Training within here can be at done an accelerated rate, mastering techniques in an action what might otherwise could take a novice decades. And you are going to need this Princess."

Before she can question why, he pointed at her Starcalibur.

"That Godmodder gave you the sword because he wanted to make you a target, but he forgets that it's still a powerful weapon. And you can use that against him." She looked at the sword in her grasp. "I've fought with that weapon before, however I was foolish enough to lose it to the Godmodder. While it can hurt the Godmodder, if you touch it against his skin, you could lose it. So you need to learn a special technique."

ACTION 2: "And I know the perfect teacher." He clapped his metal fists together, and a sliding door opened. "Princess, meet your sensei."

The weapon master of Ryōzanpaku stepped forward, mouse on her shoulder. She bows at the Princess.

"Sensei Shigure will teach you how to use your weapon with such speed it can hurt someone at range, as well as making it easier to defend yourself when your teleportation charges use up." He bows to Shigure. "I leave the Princess in your capable hands. I hope you can make her less Dainty Princess and more Warrior Princess."

He stands by the door about to close it. "Oh yes Princess, just so you know, this isn't a request. I've told Shigure to not let you out of here until she's satisfied." He then shut it. "Poor girl. Shigure is almost never satisfied." He taps a symbol outside the door and watched it glow as the acceleration began.

ACTION 3: He turns to the giant boulder. He braced himself and then grabbed the Boulder from the base, halting it's movements. Then, with the dedication of Sisyphus, he pushed the Boulder up a large mountain, going for what seemed like an eternity. Even with his metal muscles, this was agony on a whole new level. Still he reached the summit, so far above the battlefield he could almost touch the space shuttle.

Then he let go of the boulder, releasing it's potential energy along with gravity right down the grove he had created-straight at the Godmodder. Tired and exhausted, he jumped on the boulder, struggling to stay on top as he rode it down. If the strike made the Godmodder drop Yorehammer, CoreBrute was going to grab it!

Arsenical · Oct 29, 2017

For two actions, Arsenical continues to do what he has been doing for the last few turns: Channeling the power of the SPACE JAM.

However, to provide (temporary) relief from the strain of summoning, he drains the excess of JAMMING AND SLAMMING directly into the UNSEALED ASSASSIN!

To provide context for what our hero is doing, while he built up the power over the course of several turns, this would be directly unloading a large amount of excess power all at once, an attack that would almost certainly be damaging to any entity on the field to which it was directed.

And with it directed specifically towards the UNSEALED ASSASSIN, it's sure to be a wallop!

Eevee shadow bacon · Oct 29, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
Actually nevermind my previous action im going to kill all the mimes and demons that are attacking the princess which should be pretty easy as they are low charge summons

Edit your action or it's going to waste.

CoreBrute · Oct 29, 2017

Eevee shadow bacon said:
Edit your action or it's going to waste.

Can you strike through your post about the miles attacking the princess so we know we should ignore It please?

Eevee shadow bacon · Oct 29, 2017

CoreBrute said:
Can you strike through your post about the miles attacking the princess so we know we should ignore It please?

Eevee shadow bacon said:
YOU SAW NOTHING. YOU STILL SEE NOTHING. THIS POST DOESN'T EXIST. NO DEMONS OR MIMES ARE ATTACKING ANYONE. NOW GO ABOUT YOU BUSINESS.

Is that enough?

Little_Hunter · Oct 29, 2017

The Dogmeister checks the slot machine for rigging.

Moniker · Oct 29, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
Focus:I add a extra charge to the teleport vest so it will get her out of any sticky situation

Teleport Vest Upgraded! Now it has 2 emergency-escape teleports that can save her from any death!

hungry visitor said:
My Sun of Pain? This is essentially a part of myself, a part of the cult and stuff you just don't prevent me from controlling. It is like you converted my arm to another cult.
Do I really have to do this while being ascended only for 8 rounds?

I suddenly feel ANGERY.
Where does this come from... again... this anger...
I have to do this... someone who thinks he is funny is doing strange things to my cult.

[!Triangle!]ATTENTION[!Triangle!]

Do you really want to unleash Cult

?

YISS/NAW

[!Triangle!]ATTENTION[!Triangle!]

Unleash the Cult!

[!Triangle!]ERROR[!Triangle!]

Insufficient Dimensions

width and length required

!!!

[!Triangle!]ERROR[!Triangle!]
Unleash the Cult!

A small letter and the Cult appear.

The letter says: "If you read this you have broken one or several laws of nature. Get ready to be sued! -Nature"

Getting sued by Nature? Whatever.

My cult eats a hole into reality and the tower. Consequences be damned!

Violence is fun isn't it?

What are you doing (HarVester?) and why? Didn't you just want to be peaceful?

Edit: but did you see this? [!Triangle!] Illuminati hacked windows confirmed.

The Tower of Pain... it's getting torn about! You'll hear about this when it comes time for the [N] turn...

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I scrap all my summon (exclude the realm of mimes) to create the TF2 Zoo (N). Its filled with spycrabs (n), hoovies (n+1), engideer (n+1), pootis birds (n), and various assort tf2 freak animals.
Charge 1: I set up a Rancho Relaxo, and start drink beer.
Charge 2: I push a button on my remote and activate the various security, going through all of them to ensure they're in working order.
Charge 3: I set up a sign that says all visitors get in for free.

You mash all your partially-complete summons (8 charges total) and create the TF2 Zoo - [N] alignment! Do note that entities can't have N+/N- designations - just [N].

The TF2 Zoo is a contained area full of delightful TF2-themed creatures. It can be visited and enjoyed, or turned loose upon the world...

Although the Dreadnought was previously targeting the incomplete Hell Portal, it is now targeting you personally should you fall down further on the NEUTRALADDER. The owner of the Dreadnought can use it for something else if they so desire.

EternalStruggle said:
The figure has left, likely to share a snack and some tales with his accomplice, maybe have a shower and get a fresh change of clothes, relax and catch up on some TV, and other such stuff. Either way, he's no longer here. That doesn't mean his presence is not still felt, however.

FOCUS - REVENGE OF THE KING

Dedede was not killed when the Unsealed Assassin struck, although it was a close thing. It's not the Power Assassin for nothing, after all. Still, he's tough enough to survive getting knocked miles away before, and he did it again here. That attack hurt however, and that served to, well, royally anger the great leader. The great king moves to avenge himself, donning a mask and swapping out his wooden symbol of authority for the brand new Dedede Hammer, a mechanized monstrosity that somehow fits both a missile launcher and a flamethrower.

Charging right back into the main part of the battlefield, Masked Dedede runs at full pelt towards the last Unsealed Assassin, and then begins to spin around at top speed on his approach. This whirlwind of annihilation, this maelstrom of destruction slams right into the unfortunate Assassin, and he is hit many, many times by the twirling king and his mighty hammer. Naturally, all this spinning makes the king dizzy, but he recovers quicker than the Unsealed Assassin, who has been firmly pummeled into the dirt.

As the Assassin gets to his feet, the king readies his weapon systems, and fires. A trio of rockets scream out of the opened up hammerhead, slamming right into the foe and detonating with potent explosions, doing more damage. His work here done and revenge completed, Dedede leaps straight into the sky, presumably to hitch a ride back home on an airship somewhere up there. Negotiations would be finished during this by some Waddle Dees, of course.

19,000 damage to the Unsealed Assassin - Power!

CaptainNZZZ said:
Reaching over to the Wall I add a layer of magic to bolster it's probability manipulation, boosting the Wall's dodge rate even further. (1/3rd of my power this turn)

Taking advantage of the Crypt of the Ancient's boosting I bring forth the Skeletal Warrior as a neutral undead not under my control. While the Skeletal Warrior does attack twice a turn that's not the most unique thing about it, the Skeletal Warrior can only attack those of the Void alignment, this aspect of the Skeletal Warrior being impossible to change. (2/3rds of my power this turn plus the Crypt of the Ancient's buff)

Small dodge rate boost!

The Skeletal Warrior brought forth! He is a member of the [ANTI-V] faction!

The_Two_Eternities said:
"Doormaker," I order, "keep protecting the princess. Volunteer Flamethrower Division, attack the Unsealed Assassin - Power."

FOCUS: 331

I begin to chant. "Seven seals,"

3/21

(OOC: Unofficial Itinerary VI:

Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess (done by Doormaker, MooGoesCow21, Captain.Cat, and CoreBrute)
-Try to get the Yorehammer back from the Godmodder
Attack the Boulder (maybe done by CoreBrute)
Attack the Unsealed Assassin - Power (done by the Volunteer Flamethrower Division, EternalStruggle, Ranger_Strider, and Arsenical)
Distract the Uberdog (done by That-Random-Guy, Cyanogynist, and maybe MrMirrorMan)
Attack the Godmodder (done by Daskter, CoreBrute, and maybe MrMirrorMan)

Also, I assure you all that the use of red text is entirely justified, and does not mean that I'm evil.)

New charge begun! Your entities will do as you say. That's a major charge investment, though...

MrMirrorMan said:
1/3 Seeing as how no one else went for it, I [X]Roll Slots. "I want to make sure me machine works a intended, you know." I also bring the Uberdog to a Pet Salon so that it can have it's fur washed and cleaned, being showered with love and affection from the salon's employees, and come out of it looking absolutely fabulous! Jojo fabulous, without the dog death part. "This dog is big, cute, and powerful, IT MUST LOOK IT'S BEST!"

SLOTS ROLL: 7 6 8 Darn, that's tantalizingly close to something!

The Uberdog very much enjoys the Pet Salon. His fur is perfectly groomed, even though his mouth is a bit bloody from eating half the staff. But he looks GREAT.

Ranger_Strider_ said:
Godmodderism eh? THAT BASICALLY MAKES YOU PROTESTANT! Anderson continues fighting.
1. I summon... a doktor. MEDIC! WE NEED A MEDIC! MEEEEDICCC! and he appears from somewhere in left field? eh... I mean he's German but not a Nazi so this should go well right? (TF2 HATS INCOMING)
2. Oi doc! focus on healing Anderson, but when he's good heal those on the AG side!
3. I now know what I must do... I sprint over to the Unsealed Assassin - Power and attack! ONE FOR ALL! SMASHHHHHHHH!!!

The godmodder hires the doktor to his side by promising to promote him to "doctor"! And he does so. Do note that ordering entities doesn't require an action.

10,000 damage to the Unsealed Power Assassin!

That-Random-Guy said:
FOCUS

With all my power, I entice the Uberdog with the finest meats, elevated a few meters above the ground by my powers. (I am some distance away) The meats are utterly delectable, and with keep reappearing for the course of the turn. Naturally, these meats are enchanted with a touch of calming power, and have a strong satiating property.

Sedated meat? The uberdog can't resist... he drowns in kittens from the Kittenverse portal, and he's too sedated to kill more than a few hundred of them. His playfulness level has gone down to "Placated"!

Daskter said:
Queuing Up Orders, When the Single Marines is spawned I tell him to shoot the freaking Mimes and Demons (May the RNG be in his favor, because hes pretty screwed) then the the Barracks will stop producing marines in order it build a Tech Lab for itself.

If the 2nd Barracks is finished: SCVs will start building a Factory, the Barracks will start producing marines.
(ooc: or just to make it simpler and I will only build the Barracks/Bunkers/Missiles Turrets?)

It's fine to build some more complex buildings, but a lot of them won't retain quite their level of original functionality, just to keep things simple. Do note that ordering and queuing orders doesn't take an action, so you're free to do stuff after you tend to your starcraft army.

MrMirrorMan said:
Semi Focused 2/2 The mirror man stops for a moment, finally taking in the implications of godmodderism, before turning to address the godmodder themself. "Wait, if your a believer in godmodderism, and that means you believe in all gods equally, doesn't that also mean you believe in their enemies, like you believe in the Christian God and Satan, giving both the same amount of respect, or like giving the same amount or respect to Thor and Loki, mean you also get the blessings of their enemy, immediately making you their enemy? Thats not even taking into consideration that necromantic and anti-necromany gods/goddesses exist, meaning you believe in both their, almost completely contradictory, belief? Doesn't that mean you should be despised by every god and goddess, or in a giant, horrid, mind breaking tug of war with all the gods and goddesses? That's not even including the Elder Gods, as god is still in their title."

The godmodder nods. He sees you have theologically tapped into Baptist Godmodderism, which believes that by worshipping and praising all gods equally, godmodders do not receive protection from the gods but instead have all of them fighting over who gets the right to kill them equally, canceling each other out.

Daskter said:
I give the GodModder a Christmas present... All there was a note that said "You've been naughty" then a Cream Pie is punched into his face and this time it will stick and can not easily wiped out, another thing about that Cream Pie is taste like the Best Cream Pie in the World.

The godmodder is so, so distracted with the delicious cream pie... cream definitely isn't the flavor that can hurt him, but this delicious pie might weaken his defenses for a bit...

Cyanogynist said:
FOCUS!

The boy tosses the Resolute Heart to MooGoesCow. He then notices his burning hands, screams, and then flamethrowers the Unsealed Assassin - Power with his now no longer on fire hands.

17,000 damage to the Power Assassin! Resolute Heart handed over! Thankfully, since you hardly used it you should suffer few negative effects.

Captain.Cat said:
Slowly consciousness returns to me. I manage to open my eyes despite having a migraine from hell but what I see is mostly hazy. "Ugh.... That sucked" I say in a raspy voice. Blinking my eyes a few time my vision becomes less blurry. I see that I'm on a stretcher and one of the medics is watching the on going fight. "Oi medic, what's the damage." I say in a somewhat weak voice.

The medic turns to me and says "Lets see, do you want the good news or the bad news first." I mull it over for a moment and I respond. "Well may as well get the bad news out of the way." The medic nods and says "Right, you have 4 broken ribs and 3 bruised ones, your left elbow is shattered and your left foot is missing. You have a minor skull fracture. Also you are cover in 2 degree burns. Frankly sir, you were very stupid doing that suicide bombing attack... Sir." I grimace at the damage report. "Agreed that was stupid, anything to add?" The medic looks at me and after a moment he says. "Well your mustache is a bit burnt." "Truly a fate worse then death." I say in voice that can only be describe as deadpan.

The medic then smiles and with a chuckle says. "Unto the good news! Because of the bullshit of the place you cannot die by normal means and you are rapidly healing, So in about 3 maybe 4 turns you will be right as rain. Try doing any psychical actions before then and you will likely suffer a good deal of pain. So I would highly suggest that you act like a good little patient and not move." The medic then waits for me to respond. "Well thankfully I don't need to move to cause the godmodder trouble. So what is the state of the battle?"

The medic looks back over at the field and says "Not much has changed, well besides the army of mimes now trying to kill the Princess." "Eevee I take it." I say in a long suffering tone. "If that is what you call him then yes." I can only groan with causes a shot of pain to shot up from my broken ribs. "Ah fuck!" I then close my eyes until the pain subsides, after that I open my eyes again and say. "Can the Lads do anything?" "Maybe, maybe not. They are all getting ready for the bar to be open, they may attack something before it opens but I would not bet money on it either way." I let out a Sigh. "Well I guess you all have earned it after all the shit they have been put through." The medic smiles and says "Well thank you Sir for the bar, we'll all give a toast to you when it's open." I slowly turn my towards the sky and stare at the strange hexagons floating in the air shining a light on all of us below.

"Anything you need sir?" The medic said while leaning over. I close my eyes again and then open them. "While some pain killers would be nice, I'm sadly going to need a clear mind for this." "Alright sir, Good luck."

Focus Action - "Flak Tower"

I close my eyes and then focus my powers into my wish. 'I wish for a mighty fortress to form around the Princess that will be unassailable by the Godmodder and his Minions and all other who would attempt to do her harm!'

-Meanwhile in April 27, 1945-

Major. Lyamin Sergei Pavlovich was faced with a problem, A very big problem in the form of a massive concrete Fortress.
His orders had been to take the Moltke Bridge that covered the River Spree and then push forward into the government building district of Berlin. Unfortunately just beyond the River stood a the Zoo Flak tower. It stood about 13-story's above the ground and it had a commanding view of the surrounding area and of the Bridge. It had several times now stopped all attempts to take the bridge, destroying dozens of soviet tanks. The guns of the red army try to reduce the damn Flak tower to rubble but no matter what they throw at it, it still refused to fall! Even the mighty 203 mm howitzers failed to cause any appreciable damage to the Tower.

While the fascist pigs were utterly doomed with or without the Zoo flak tower it would cause many more soviet lives to be lost so long as it stood. But the main problem for him was that if he failed to take the Bridge any longer then it would be likely that he would have a very difficult and short life ahead of him as high command did not tolerate failure for long and as the battle raged on they were growing more intolerant by the hour. But outside of sending many hundreds of soldiers to make a mad charge across the now choked bridge to make a beachhead while under heavy fire from the Tower which would undoubtedly cause heavy losses and they may not be able to take it in the first place, there was not much else he could do.

Sighing He leaning his head against a wooden support beam of what was once likely nice office, He had chosen it because of the field of view it give him of the tower and the Bridge that laid half a mile away. After a minute he looked at the tower and closed his eyes.'I wish that the flak tower would disappear.' after a moment he opened his eyes again. 'Yep the damn tower is still there, damn it.' Sighing he turn back to the war map and started to plan his next assault for the bridge.

"Comrade Major! The Flak tower! it's shimmering!" A awestruck voice of one of his aide-de-camps yelled out pointing behind him. Quickly turning around He saw the Zoo Flak tower Shimmering before then turning into a burning bright light causing him to shield his eyes. Then the light stopped.

Major. Lyamin blinking the light from his eyes saw that the Zoo Flak tower, the beast that had cause him and the Red army so much trouble was gone! besides the carnage it had cause and barren ground that laid where it once stood. There was no sign of the Concrete fortress.

-Meanwhile back in the Present-

Suddenly with a blinding light a massive Flak tower appears around the Princess and her protectors! They are inside the flak tower. The tower stands about 13 story's up and is covered with artillery cannons and machine gun nests all facing outwards. The flak tower is a bit worn from the scars of battle but it is fully functional and could likely survive a heavy assault. In the second floor there is what seems to be a storage area holding treasures and other artifacts, they may fetch a fair price on the market, Or look very good as items in the royal court.

There is no sign of the owners of this place.

Blinking away the blinding light I stare at the Zoo flak tower. "Well hot damn!" I say with a good bit of cheer, despite my injures.

(OOC: I think this should be played when the bar is built.)

That tower... BEAUTIFUL. Tower power boost! A large tower has formed around the Dainty Princess and her forces, serving as adequate protection!

CoreBrute said:
"Smart move." CoreBrute nodded at the tower. "It'll be harder for those Void forces to reach the Princess if she's in the tower."

"Perhaps." BrutalCore sped next to CoreBrute. "But I'm not sure MooGoesCow21 can handle 2 infinite waves, even if they are trash mobs."

"You're right. Help them out." BrutalCore sped off at super speed to fight Eevee's second infinite wave.

I'm thinking BrutalCore either hits them all with high speed punches, or creates a small tornado to absorb and trap them all in/ You know, normal Speedster tricks.

CoreBrute then hurried into the fort, carrying a couple of trees of wood with him.

ACTION 1: He brought the Princess to the room he had built within the fort for her.

"Now this Dojo is special Princess. Training within here can be at done an accelerated rate, mastering techniques in an action what might otherwise could take a novice decades. And you are going to need this Princess."

Before she can question why, he pointed at her Starcalibur.

"That Godmodder gave you the sword because he wanted to make you a target, but he forgets that it's still a powerful weapon. And you can use that against him." She looked at the sword in her grasp. "I've fought with that weapon before, however I was foolish enough to lose it to the Godmodder. While it can hurt the Godmodder, if you touch it against his skin, you could lose it. So you need to learn a special technique."

ACTION 2: "And I know the perfect teacher." He clapped his metal fists together, and a sliding door opened. "Princess, meet your sensei."

The weapon master of Ryōzanpaku stepped forward, mouse on her shoulder. She bows at the Princess.

"Sensei Shigure will teach you how to use your weapon with such speed it can hurt someone at range, as well as making it easier to defend yourself when your teleportation charges use up." He bows to Shigure. "I leave the Princess in your capable hands. I hope you can make her less Dainty Princess and more Warrior Princess."

He stands by the door about to close it. "Oh yes Princess, just so you know, this isn't a request. I've told Shigure to not let you out of here until she's satisfied." He then shut it. "Poor girl. Shigure is almost never satisfied." He taps a symbol outside the door and watched it glow as the acceleration began.

ACTION 3: He turns to the giant boulder. He braced himself and then grabbed the Boulder from the base, halting it's movements. Then, with the dedication of Sisyphus, he pushed the Boulder up a large mountain, going for what seemed like an eternity. Even with his metal muscles, this was agony on a whole new level. Still he reached the summit, so far above the battlefield he could almost touch the space shuttle.

Then he let go of the boulder, releasing it's potential energy along with gravity right down the grove he had created-straight at the Godmodder. Tired and exhausted, he jumped on the boulder, struggling to stay on top as he rode it down. If the strike made the Godmodder drop Yorehammer, CoreBrute was going to grab it!

The boulder rolls down the hill! The godmodder is so busy eating a cream pie, he doesn't even see it! It slams into the godmodder, and while the boulder is reduced to rubble, the godmodder takes 1 damage!

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Unfortunate failure.

The Sealed Dainty Princess does surprisingly well in the training! It seemed like it amused her, more than anything! She now knows how to use Starcalibur, and she's preparing to do so... also, she gets a permanent-ish stat increase!

Arsenical said:
For two actions, Arsenical continues to do what he has been doing for the last few turns: Channeling the power of the SPACE JAM.

However, to provide (temporary) relief from the strain of summoning, he drains the excess of JAMMING AND SLAMMING directly into the UNSEALED ASSASSIN!

To provide context for what our hero is doing, while he built up the power over the course of several turns, this would be directly unloading a large amount of excess power all at once, an attack that would almost certainly be damaging to any entity on the field to which it was directed.

And with it directed specifically towards the UNSEALED ASSASSIN, it's sure to be a wallop!

6,000 damage to the Power Assassin!

Little_Hunter said:
The Dogmeister checks the slot machine for rigging.

Looks fine, or at least not explicitly rigged. Though, taking a look at the probabilities. 9 x 9 x 9 = 723... so, getting three in a row is only a 9/723 probability. This slot machine doesn't give very good odds, though your chances of getting two of one number are probably better.

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AG:

Space station work continues. The SCVs work on a barracks, get a new SCV and a new marine. The barracks starts working on a new Tech lab. A new Weapon of Mass Destruction is made. Maybe it would be a good idea for an entity to take them?

All the AG entities, except the Army Men, do a TEAMWORK ATTACK! Anderson throws his knifes while the VFD light them on fire for a FLAMING KNIFE ATTACK! BrutalCore kicks the Season Units into the Unsealed Power Assassin, and together, everyone does just enough damage to KILL THE UNSEALED ASSASSIN! That's all three! Delightful! The godmodder is hurt... all three assassins gone, darn... he takes 1 damage!

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It's the 36-turn anniversary of the Army Men.

The Army Men are all let into the Bar and Brewery, and drinks are passed around. With the opportunity to take a break finally available, the Army Men get to thinking, the drink loosening some of their normally-sharp discipline. Despite the kind words the medic said to captain.cat... many of them are feeling rather pessimistic.

Entities summoned to the battlefield are ordinarily simply there to serve their Player or Godmodder master, and die in fairly short order. It isn't good, for an entity's path to be as long and brutal as the Army Men have had. None of "original" troops are still alive, but some of the support staff are veterans from almost the beginning of their existence, and their outlook is the gloomiest of all.

Every day, it's the same. First they're on the godmodder's side, then captain.cat's, then the godmodder's side again. And they've been around so long, that the frenzy and glory have battle has given way to the cold realization that this road doesn't end anywhere but in their death - the most they can hope for is their leader to mourn their loss. So then... why?

The Army Men don't attack this turn.

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PG:

The doctor, eager to begin his new employment, looks around for PG entities to heal! ...There's nobody left. It's just him, the Uberdog, and the godmodder. Awkward. Speaking of the Uberdog, they've been adequately taken care of this turn. They'll be back in action soon, though!

The godmodder stares over at the Dainty Princess, locked high up in their tower... how is he ever going to get... wait, is she... coming to HIM?

Dainty Princess: Tee hee! I'll kill you, godmodder!

The Dainty Princess, now well-trained and armed with the physical copy of Starcalibur if not its x2 turn powers, uses her SPECIAL ANTI-GODMODDER TECHNIQUE! The godmodder lets her get in close, and she feint-sneak-backaround-dash strikes him, dealing 1 damage! Lightning-fast, the godmodder retaliates with Yorehammer... but MooGoesCow's teleport vest activates at the last second, pulling her away. The godmodder is left empty-handed once again.

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Sadly, the princess didn't manage to get two legendaries.

The godmodder puts a hand on his head in annoyance. His assassins have completely failed him, and the AG side of the field is in an incredibly good position right now. The Sealed Dainty Princess is behind, like, 80 zillion layers of defense. Sure, he can bypass SOME of it, but not all of it, and she'll only be here this turn, then one more turn, then she's gone!

The godmodder has... an idea. Yes. A GOOD idea. He begins a Project-Class charge... Have your fun while the fun's good, AGs.

N:

Doormaker sets up another attack shield around the Sealed Dainty Princess! CaptainNZZZ's forces don't have orders.

The Tower of Pain is torn into by Hungry_Visitor. Looks like such a heavy-handed approach might have been the wrong way...

You see, when a tower full of pure pain is created, pain-loving creatures who feed on pain are naturally drawn to it! So you've got some pretty horrific beasts crawling out. Yup. Pain monsters. The Tower of Pain is totally destroyed. And these Pain Monsters... they look ready to tear into your entities, but something looks OFF about them. Hmm...

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! Maybe that pie-related method could help...
-Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess until she can leave the battlefield! Or, kill her and get Starcalibur. She looks about as safe as safe can get right now.
-Keep the Uberdog neutralized, or everyone will die. The Kittenverse portal is helping, but right now its Vengeful!

Minor tasks:

The army men...
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're making progress on a space station with great potential!
Protect the SCVs building Stacraft buildings!
Protect Doormaker! He can help with any portal-related tasks!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
The doctor is healing PG entities! Kill him!
The Weapons of Mass Destruction can buff allied entities!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(10% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 15,000 damage support attack(ready in 1!)(Damage buff rune: 75% done)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready in 1!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: 68% complete, protects Space Station from mind control(cost: 8)
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers every turn!
Space engineers+1: 90/90 HP x 210(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)
Arengith the Enchanter: 25,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)

[AG - hungry visitor]Mass Destruction factory + 2: 12,000/12,000 HP (producing 1 weapon of mass destruction every turn!)
Weapon of Mass Destruction: 1,200/1,200 HP x 3, +500A each(can be equipped by entities)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 30 HP, 400 x 30A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)(targeting Dagger assassin)

[AG - Daskter]SCV: 30/30 x 10 HP(building barracks)(1 MULE - worth 5 SCVs)
Marines: 100 x 1 HP, 100 x 1A
Command center: 5,000/5,000 HP(protected from 1 attack)(+1 SCV per turn)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 HP(+1 marine per turn)(Building Tech lab: 0/3)
Barracks: 55% complete(cost: 1 SCV = 5%)
Factory: 0% complete(cost: 1 SCV = 2.5%)

[AG - captain.cat/Corebrute]Army men(22,300 total attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed)(taking a break):
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 60, 225x60A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners III: 50/50 HP x 30, 360x30A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 50/50 x 15 HP, Healing A(healing ORYX!)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 15, building brewery/bar(complete in 1!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 32, researching anti-mind-control(complete in 2!)
HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 1, getting 5 medics, 18 scientists, 25 engineers(complete in 1!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP
Bar/Brewery
Possesses 10,600 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped)

[AG]Sealed Dainty Princess: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A Special: Leave the Battlefield(Ready in 2!) (Boss)(10% dodge chance)(2 shadows - 50% chance to sacrifice themselves)(1 teleport vest)(Protected from 1 attack)(holding Starcalibur: x2 actions - droppable)
Battle butlers: 1,000/1,000 HP x 7, 500 x 7A(10% chance to protect princess)
Battle maids: 1,000/1,000 HP x 7, 500 x 7A(10% chance to protect princess)
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP (protecting Sealed Dainty Princess!)

[AG - Corebrute]BrutalCore: 25,000/40,000 HP, 10,000A

[AG - Ranger_Strider]Anderson: 15,000/30,000 HP, 7,000 x 2A (20% dodge rate)

[AG - Victory by Ablation]Summer: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A
Fall: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A
Winter: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A
Spring: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(37,000 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A(working on M1 Abrams x2 attack, done in 3!)
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 22 HP, 500 x 22A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+4 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 30 HP, 250 x 30A
[ANTI-V]Skeletal Warrior: 10,000/10,000 HP, 3,000 x 2A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000A (500 damage resistance)
Wall: 18000 HP(+1000 HP per turn)(protecting all entities)(45% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack)(-1,000 all damage taken)(thorny: 1000 damage to all attackers)

[N - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)

[N]Slots Machine: 50,000/50,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo

[PG]Doctor: 20,000/20,000 HP, +8,000A

[PG]Godmodder: 239/300 HP(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)(Project Charge: 2/4)

[PG]Uberdog: Playfulness level: Placated (one-hit-kill attack)(Well-groomed)
Kittenverse portal: Halving rate of Playfulness increase!

[V]Pain Monster: -50,000/0 HP, 18,000 x 2A
Pain Monster: -30,000/0 HP, 12,000A
Pain Monster: -100,000/0 HP, 2,000 x 4A

Player info:

Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21(Resolute Heart: No negative status effects)
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(Realm of Mimes: 3/5)(Targeted by Dreadnought)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor(Ascendance)
[N+1]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities(Charge: 3/21)
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)(9/30 charge)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 8/15)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Hikki(is GUNSLINGER)(HAS AMMO)
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man
Cyanogist
[N-1]Little Hunter

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0

MooGoesCow21 · Oct 29, 2017

I extend the effect of the resolute heart over the Godmodder and cancel out the effects of the Starcalibur and Yorehammer if that won't work I will instead extend the effect over the pain monsters getting rid of the buff they got from all that pain

Also the support laser will fire at the new Godmodder entity as soon as the Escalation rune is done

Eevee shadow bacon · Oct 29, 2017

I offer the army men a place at my zoo. I promise them that they won't be in a direct line of fire, meaning they should live longer and have some peace and quiet.

Daskter · Oct 29, 2017

I note how the Pain Monster have negative hit points and how they thrived under pain the only thing counter I believe is to raise their hitpoint to atleast 0...

1.Therefor I forcefully give them medication and healing supplys under the disguised of cutting them up.
(preferably to the [V]Pain Monster: -50,000/0 HP, 18,000 x 2A one)

Little_Hunter · Oct 29, 2017

The Meister swifty intervenes. "A Zoo?! What sort of half-decent folk offers the pens of animals to humans?" He gestures towards the Army Men, and snaps, creating a portal. "Eevee would place you in a zoo, with animals and other filth, presumably. It's a way home you need, and this portal will give you it, along with healing and some money in case you need it. Or, you can stay here and fight, but if things continue like this, you will burn out like every other entity, all the while being constantly tugged and pulled along into entirely different sides irregardless of your will. You can return home, or go somewhere safe...." He glances back towards the battlefield, and the godmodder. "But there is another option."

"And that, of course, is to break the chains that so define you as mere fodder, to be slaughtered like cattle over a prolonged period." His tone becomes questioning, inquisitive. "Why should you serve The Godmodder? Why should you serve Captain.cat?" His eyebrow raises. "What have they done to care for you that deserves your respect? Maybe they equipped you... But then, they also sent you here, to die, didn't they? You can be so much more, even far away from the important centers of fiction." He pauses for a moment, ceasing his barrage of wordage for a mere moment. "If you are to fight, should you not do so knowing why, and knowing you certainly want to fight, knowing you will die as mere fodder?" A sigh. "Now, you have a choice: You can either fight here... But if you do so, you should do so knowing why you want to fight, and free of ungrateful and exploitative leaders who care not for your well being." He pauses, with a final, weary sigh. "Or, you can go away from this hell-hole to which there is no end, and enjoy fulfilling lives, free of war and bloodshed. And if the war and bloodshed comes upon you once more? This time, you might have a chance of living though it."

The Meister awaits their reaction.

Ranger_Strider_ · Oct 29, 2017

I twitch as the doctor switches sides... Allright then...
1. I offer the doctor the position of Head Doctor, complete with underlings and even interns. We started off on the wrong foot, but this should make it better Doc!
2. I heal Anderson with a healing ray. C'mon friend! We must fight on!
3. I send the interns and underlings to heal the same monster as Daskter, as well as fire the healing ray at it... But I'll stay far away! Be at peace! I'll just uh. Be over here. Just in case.
I'll also note that the Princess should be able to leave the battlefield in one... (even if it says two, seriously look back)!

The_Two_Eternities · Oct 30, 2017

"Doormaker," I order, "start portal-protecting the Volunteer Flamethrower Division. Volunteer Flamethrower Division, let's see... The doctor may not be an issue, and attacking the Uberdog and/or the Godmodder is a bad idea. Um... Form up around Doormaker and guard him."

FOCUS: 662

I continue chanting. "seven chains,"

6/21

(OOC: Unofficial Itinerary VII:

Stop EternalStruggle's reinforcement beacon
Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess
De-melancholy the Army Men (I have no idea who's helping and who isn't. Eevee shadow bacon, Little_Hunter, and Captain.Cat are talking to them.)
Heal (heal, not harm) the Pain Monsters (done by Daskter, Ranger_Strider_, the Skeletal Warrior, Cyanogynist, feller21, and maybe hungry visitor)
Kill/Re-AG the doctor (done by Ranger_Strider_)
Keep the Uberdog placated (done by CoreBrute)
Attack the Godmodder

Also, Moniker, here's what my entities are supposed to do. The Volunteer Flamethrower Division guards Doormaker with their bodies, while Doormaker guards the Volunteer Flamethrower Division with portals. (That way, entities would have to get through Doormaker's portals to get to the Volunteer Flamethrower Division, and have to get through both Doormaker's portals and the Volunteer Flamethrower Division to get to Doormaker.) )

Eevee shadow bacon · Oct 30, 2017

I respond to little's talk, mentioning that they would be assistants that help around and not stuck in pins like the animals.
Action 2: I place various hats and cosmetics on the tf2 animals, giving them various outfits that make them look quite dashing. You can even see the occasional unusual effect somewhere in the herds.

hungry visitor · Oct 30, 2017

Ha. It seems I have to convince Nature with clever arguments, paragraphs and stuff. Let's see...

What about "§ HarVester is allowed to whatever he wants with those things, because they are mine, especially domesticated black holes" ?

Seems nature has overseen my ability to perfectly control my cult and remove restrictions with my wish-power.

What a cheap guy. Why have I written him again? I agree.

Nature: So cheap he can't even get a prize for being the cheapest.

It gets better! Everything that I see is mine! MINE

Did I implement megalomania? Oh. I did. How beautiful. Edit: no homo

Is this supposed to be funny? I guess I will watch some predators eating children because they are the most helpless.

*wipes tears of laughter out of her empty eyes seeing the predator feeding her children with dead children*

That was thicc as hell.
They don't even eat the lamb because it is helpless, but because it tastes better.

Moniker said:
godmodder is so, so distracted with the delicious cream pie

Now look at that! Should we alarm the mods? Is this the unintentional humor I heard of? I am empty inside now, but maybe later. Edit: I mean I have no soul!!! This wasn't meant like you think I meant it!! Seriously.

Moniker said:
godmodder retaliates with Yorehammer... but MooGoesCow's teleport vest activates at the last second, pulling her away. The godmodder is left empty-handed once again.

Shitty Yorehammer should bypass any defense. Why does it fail against space and time? Is it that bad?

It is not bad. It is respectful of Nature and its laws. You are a cheap smol lawbreaker.

Moniker said:
You see, when a tower full of pure pain is created, pain-loving creatures who feed on pain are naturally drawn to it! So you've got some pretty horrific beasts crawling out. Yup. Pain monsters. The Tower of Pain is totally destroyed. And these Pain Monsters... they look ready to tear into your entities, but something looks OFF about them. Hmm...

Hmmm. This gonna be good.

Now that the sun of pain is back inside the cult the Pain monsters will

1. be sucked inside the cult, because it is the strongest gravitational force around

2. go inside the cult because the masochistic Pain monsters need the Pain.

Edit: Without looking behind him hungry visitor leaves inside his personal paradise. He doesn't care that the cult will eat reality and doesn't care about the environment. He has 7 rounds ascendance to spare and is going to use them.

EternalStruggle · Oct 30, 2017

The man considers targeting an AG target, but decides against it for now. No, that will come later. At this point they're still in too good a position. He also considers starting a charge since that's in fashion these days, but also decides against that. Not his style.

Hmm.

FOCUS - REINFORCEMENT BEACON

That doesn't mean he won't summon something that can be destroyed that has a charge. He takes out a sizable silver orb with patterns of gently glowing green markings from his pocket, that easily fits into his hand but contains quite a bit of tech. He slides around a marker on the equator of the sphere from the first to the third point. Then he shrugs and slides it to the fourth point, for the man does nothing of not live dangerously.

"REINFORCEMENT CALL SENT. ETA: 15 TURNS."

If the beacon is still around in that (very significant) amount of time, some fun stuff will happen. Namely, a new spaceship will arrive on the field of battle, loyal to him. He looks forward to the possibility.

CoreBrute · Oct 30, 2017

"Aww."CoreBrute looks over the placated Uberdog. "It's so cute. Deadly but cute. Like a puppy with lazer...eyes." A lightbulb goes off over CoreBrute's head. That's it.

ACTION 1: CoreBrute immediately got out his cellphone and started assembling a professional photoshoot around the UberDog.

"Yes puppy, work it work it," He said, moving around the camera around the relaxing UberDog. "Yes Hashtag Adorbs, Hashtag OMG, yes perfect!" He quickly handed the phone to a photogropher. "My hands are made of metal I can't actually use a touch screen. Get snapping before I snap you." The terrified photographer starts taking great shots of the Uberdog, who was thankfully too placated to make a fuss.

ACTION 2: With photos in phone, CoreBrute started posting them on social media.

Uber adorable dog looking for a good home. So much fluff to snuggle with. Contact me if interested in adopting. #Adorapuppy #PuppyPics #NoFilter #Blessed

He immediately got a pm from a familiar blonde girl tyoung, I NEED that puppy. CoreBrute smiled and PMed her the location.

ACTION 3: CoreBrute stepped to the side as a pair of magical scissors cut a portal into this dimension. Then an excitable 14 year old girl popped out arms outstretched.

"Give me that Puppy!" She shouted as she rolled forward.

"He's all yours." CoreBrute pointed at the dog. Star squealed when she saw UberDog.

"Oh. My. God. He's sooooo cute!" She ran to UberDog, picked it up with her essentially superhuman strength and carried it to the portal.

"Wait!" CoreBrute called out to her. "Take...take good care of UberDog ok? He's a good boy really, and doesn't deserve half the things that happened to him."

"I will." Princess Butterfly said firmly, still carrying the giant dog with ease. She then called out to the portal, "Hey Marco, look a new puppy!"

"Oh no not another one, my eyes still hurt from the lazers!" A voice called out before Princess stepped in with the UberDog. The portal closed behind them.

"Hey Core we've got problems," BrutalCore zipped towards Core and stopped. "Are you crying?"

"No, I've got glitter in my eyes." CoreBrute lied, wiping furiously.

"Yeah, ok, gonna ignore that. They're coming." BrutalCore said seriously.

"Who are coming?" CoreBrute looked back at his counterpart serious again.

"The Time Wraiths. They followed me here, and we're all gonna be in trouble."

OOC: Entity action-Brutal Core is warning the Time Wraiths are gonna be here next turn. Dangerous creatures, they attack anything that seems to be breaking the rules of time travel or has broken it/endangers the timeline. A bit like the Reapers from Doctor Who.

hungry visitor · Oct 30, 2017

This is a good thing for the puppy... until they sterilize it. Which takes the puppy out of the genetic pool. What a loser!

CaptainNZZZ · Oct 30, 2017

OOC: Two things. First the techmarines' work should have gone down in the turns until it's done last turn:

Moniker said:
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A(working on M1 Abrams x2 attack, done in 3!)

Second the Skeletal Warrior isn't under my control but rather a NPC I created so could you move it out of the list of my entities?

IC: Seeing new Void entities on the HEXAGONAFIELD I sigh and slap another attack shield onto the Wall, just in case. (x1)

Peering more closely at the Pain Monsters I turn to the Skeletal Warrior and cast an enchantment, during this turn anytime the Skeletal Warrior attacks it will heal rather than harm. (x1)

With the remainder of my power I personally join the techmarines, speeding up their work on the Custom M1 Abrams' new weapon. (x1)

Captain.Cat · Oct 30, 2017

Foucs action - "Debt of Gratitude"

Laying on the stretcher still in pain I can hear the voices of discontent of my soldiers, I frown and fall deep into thought. 'Damn their losing hope, about surviving this battle, although I highly doubt any of us will what with the Godmodder almost endless power. I guess Little_Hunter has the right idea but I hate the fact that he's trying to pouch my men from me. hmm maybe I can convince them to stick around for one more turn before they leave. but I'm going to need to make a personal appearance for there to be any hope of that or for Little_hunter not to usurp control of them. This is going to suck.'

I close my eyes and make a wish. 'I wish for a pair of crutches.' Suddenly a pair of crutches appear although they look a bit shoddy and may break if to much pressure is applied to them. 'Of course that look they'll break.' I think bitterly. I slowly lean upwards trying my best to ignore the searing pain from my broken ribs. I able do so and slowly began to crawl to the crutches. Although my left elbow is no longer shatter it is still highly fractured and when I use the arm to propel myself forward it snaps! "AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH! FUCK! GODAMNIT!" I scream in pain and I hit the ground causing even more pain to shoot up as I land on my broken ribs, I lay still in agony with tears in my eyes until the after a minute the pain subsides. 'Fucking shit, Agh. Remember pain is only temporary and this "Agh!" needs too be done!' I think to myself, slowly I force my eyes open, still burly from the pain and tears. then with my remaining good arm I slowly drag myself towards the crutches and after about a minute I make it to the crutches.

Taking a deep breath and then I use my good arm and knees to get me up to a kneeing position in front of the crutches still working through the pain emitting from my broken ribs. With my arm I pick up one crutch and slowly slide myself up it until I'm barely standing. "fuck this takes a lot out of a guy." I mutter under my breath. I then look towards the bar and my heart sinks, Seeing that it's going to a bit of a walk to get there. "Fuck me, why could my stretcher have been closer." I say Bitterly. "Fuck it, you have to do this now or never and time is running out." Slowly with my crutch and my one remaining foot I limp to the Bar.

-Meanwhile at the Bar- The army men had all form a giant group huddle as they discussed what to do. 3 factions had formed, One faction was in favor of returning home right there and then, Their commander was out of action and could not stop them even if he wanted to.

The second faction was interested in giving Little_hunter a chance to lead them perhaps he would be a better leader and a more caring commander.

The third faction remain loyal to Captain.Cat insisting that he is leading them well and is doing his best to keep them alive, they also had their doubts about Little_hunters ability to command giving that they had never seen him command and his first action when he got here was to try and pet the UBERDOG and then got his arms bitten off. Also he was wearing blue clothing which was the color of their old enemy the Blue army men and the color of the Godmodder, this lead some of them to believe that Little_hunter was another provocateur of the Godmodder or possibility of a Blue army man in disguise trying to lead them astray and betray their allies.

As the discussion heated up between the three factions they suddenly heard the door to the bar swing open and barely standing there was Captain.Cat, being supported by a crutch, missing a foot, one arm hanging limping to one side, covering in burns and bandages. All discussion ceased and utter silence filled the bar. All eyes where on Captain.Cat as he slowly made his way to the middle of the bar.

Taking a deep breath I look to all my soldiers that I owe a great debt of gratitude too. 'Lets do this.' I quietly think to myself.

(OOC: some background music to listen too while reading)

"Soldiers of the Green army, I am here to express my most sincere gratitude for the great acts of heroism you had done while fighting against the Godmodder and for doing so for so long, While the Godmodder has tried to lead you astray in the fight and to control your very minds you showed great fortitude in resisting these attempts and fighting back against the Godmodders machinations. I owe each and everyone one of you a great debt of Gratitude that I may never be able to fully repay, whenever any of you or your families need something I'll be there to help you, All you need do is call out my name. While I would be greatly honored if you would continue to fight with me, I will not force you too. If you desired to return home to your families and friends I will make sure that the Godmodder does not interfere in your departure from this land and that he will never be able to reach you or your loved ones. Thank you, all of you, It has been a great honor serving with each and everyone of you in this brutal struggle!" With that I slowly prop my crutch against a side bar and using the side bar for balance I rise my remaining good arm to salute the army men. "Let it be know that if you do decide to stay and fight I will be with you every step of the way, Even if I have to hop on one foot to do it. You all deserve long and happy lives."

CoreBrute · Oct 30, 2017

OOC: "I own each and everyone one of you a great debt of Gratitude that I may never be able to fully repay," Captain.Cat do you mean 'I owe each and everyone of you a great debt'? Cause that sounds like you own them.

Captain.Cat · Oct 30, 2017

CoreBrute said:
OOC: "I own each and everyone one of you a great debt of Gratitude that I may never be able to fully repay," Captain.Cat do you mean 'I owe each and everyone of you a great debt'? Cause that sounds like you own them.

OOC: Well I was expressing how much I owned them but I guess I can change it to have less words. Any other things you think I can fix up to make more sense?

CoreBrute · Oct 30, 2017

Captain.Cat said:
OOC: Well I was expressing how much I owned them but I guess I can change it to have less words. Any other things you think I can fix up to make more sense?

No that wasn't the problem. The problem is that Own and Owe are two different words. You should use Owe instead of Own. Everything else was fine. And it's not how much I owned them, it's how much you owe them. How much you owned them would be like what percentage of them you own like property or slaves.

Eevee shadow bacon · Oct 30, 2017

Damn it. I wanted the dog for my zoo.

Captain.Cat · Oct 30, 2017

CoreBrute said:
No that wasn't the problem. The problem is that Own and Owe are two different words. You should use Owe instead of Own. Everything else was fine. And it's not how much I owned them, it's how much you owe them. How much you owned them would be like what percentage of them you own like property or slaves.

Ah sorry i was using the wrong word sorry. thanks for pointing that out

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