Defeat The Godmodder

[Captain.Cat]

Slowly I have healed up and now I have my missing foot back but still still most of my ribs are cracked and bruised so it still hurts a good deal. I keep watching the battle from the window. 'Hmm well I guess I can try to heal up some of our guys while until I'm fully healed, but who to pick first?'

Focus action - "Healing Aura"

I look over at BrutalCore and see that he is pretty messed up. After a moment I close my eyes and make my wish. 'I wish for BrutalCore to be healed from his injuries.' Suddenly A green aura surrounds BrutalCore and at a steady pace his injuries start to heal. His burnt skin turns into fresh smooth skin without a hint of it having been damage before. Cuts that were leaking blood stop leaking and the blood recede back where it came and the cuts nit themselves back together. The cracked bones start healing at a rapid speed until they were good as new.

 

[Moniker]

OOC: Let's read 6: Theoretical/Mythical Origins of Player Powers

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Chapter 6: Theoretical/Mythical Origins of Player Powers

Little is known about where Player and Godmodding power originate from. As discussed in Chapter 1, we know that Players only acquire their powers upon being near a godmodder, and fighting them. But that says nothing about how they get them. Theorycrafting is common, but no theory has any conclusive evidence. An early theory was that their powers stem from the godmodder's powers, and are given to the players by the godmodder. But personalities of godmodders vary, and most godmodders would prefer an easy victory over a fight. It makes no logical sense. Another theory, the "reaction" theory, asserts that the player powers are a natural reaction, opposite to the godmodder's powers - as discussed in Chapter 3, player and godmodder powers are similar yet opposite in several ways, so this theory would make some sense. But there's no real evidence for it, and the origins of the godmodder's powers are equally unknown - where would it have originally come from?

The history of godmodders goes back thousands of years, and most records of the early battles have been lost to time. However, one story, a legend has remained constant, passed down from player to player and godmodder to godmodder. There is no evidence of its truth, but it is interesting to consider nonetheless. The story is as follows:

In the early days of the world, the early kingdoms had entered an age of happiness and prosperity. All were celebrating, and it looked as though this age would continue for many years to come.

Then he came. The first godmodder, a human who traded his soul to the devil for ultimate power. The power of godmodding. The armies of the world didn't stand a chance. Any and all who resisted, and many of those who did not, were destroyed in an instant. Men ran and screamed. People hid, begged, and pleaded, but it did little to help. The world was on the verge of entering a new, dark age. And all was hopeless.

But one man rose up, and stood against the godmodder defiantly, despite knowing its futility. And then, his soul was blessed by god, and he gained the powers of a Player - the power to fight back. He was the First Player. So the two dueled, and seeing his resistance, many were given courage. A string of new friends and foes joined the fight. Ultimately, the First Godmodder was defeated, his protege went into hiding for a thousand years, and the world could know peace once again.

This legend suggests that the origins of both the players' and the godmodders' abilities are divine rather than natural. Due to the nature of the powers of each side, and that they are eternally engaged in war, it is unlikely that their powers and abilities will ever have a chance to be properly studied. We may never know for certain.



Looks like that's Chapter 6. In this weird out-of-order read-through, what do you want to read next?

Remaining chapters:
I: Preface
1: Introduction: What makes a player?
7: History of Players
8-2: Summary

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

Can we see the introduction?

 

[That-Random-Guy]

FOCUS: Portal-Based Environmental Hostility (PB-E-H)

So my portal gun is significantly less awesome than I thought. Time for some lateral thinking.

Fact 1: Simply existing involves dealing with considerable pressures. The average human body is a tightly linked network of thousands of high pressures parts and fragile pieces that each individually could cause the whole assemblage to break down in a massive change reaction if something as small as a molecule were to break in the right place, never mind the complex balance of temperature and pressure that keeps certain parts from pop or splat. Anything with less then 1 HP would surely die instantly from simply being.

Fact 2: I hold a portal gun, and through my power the means to make the portals it makes rather abnormal. (One-way, for instance)

What I do: After flying into the air, I create a set of rather large portals away from the battlefield, just strong enough to admit air and the light that fills this place. Than I create a set of rather smaller exit portals all the way around the Soulraze Builders, causing that little area to become rather pressurized and very bright indeed. If any try to escape, I let them because the real purpose of this is to destroy their work!

OOC: The soulraze guard can't block the portals because I am not aiming at any actual member of the Soulraze army and also they're clearly on the ground and I am in the air and portal creation involves not block-able projectiles. Also this is intended as a 50-50 split between hurting the Builders and destroying the partly-built buildings.

 

[CoreBrute]

"Thanks Captain.Cat." BrutalCore said gratefully. "Out of the hundreds of allies to the CoreBrutes I've slain, I always felt guilty when I had to destroy you." After that creepy show of gratitude, he blurred towards the Soul Razer Barracks the builders had finished 50% of. At blinding speed he started disassembling it.

Winry continues to work on her secret project, but it's clearly big and partially red.

ACTION 1: CoreBrute runs towards the walls of the HQ, and grab the walls, his grip strong enough to carve his own handholds. As he cries, the few guards on the HQ's walls cry out for aid, and start pelting him with arrows, bullets, boiling oil, and all manner of stuff to force him off the wall. But still he climbed up, as more and more of the HQ's guard came to repel this attack. Keeping them nice and distracted from CoreBrute's actual plan.

ACTION 2: Deep under the HQ, the rift CoreBrute had created last turn had created a cavern directly underground, unnoticable by them due to their distraction. Inside them were several cacoons. But what were these cocoons? Well to answer that, do you remember the Rust Monster and her children who all disappeared unceremoniously a few turns ago? They hadn't vanished.

In fact, the mother had taken her children underground, all full from gorging on that Godmodder metal. Infact, they had all gained enough xp to achieve their next stage of evolution. And when the cocoons broke their new forms were revealed-SoulRazter Monsters, monsters that ate Soul Razer gear in all forms. These larger versions of the original Rust Monster children, immediately started climbing up, heading to the HQ.

ACTION 3: The legions of Soulrazter Monsters quickly started devouring the HQ from inside out, especially after catching the inhabitants off guard. However, the Soul Raze weren't completely stupid. They would eventually get around to exterminating an undirected force of pests like this. Unfortunately, they weren't the only things that had evolved.

Spoiler: Rust Mother

"I feel like a whole new monster!" Cried out the original Rust Monster, now standing up on two legs. "You can call me, The Rust Mother!" She cried out, flexing her mandibles. "Now my children, follow my lead! Eat it all to pieces! Bring this HQ to the ground!"

Spoiler: OOC

If it's not clear, I spent my 3rd action creating a new entity called the Rust Mother, whose individually fairly strong (not as strong as BrutalCore in a fight perhaps), but her main strength is leading the army of Soulrazter Monsters she has spawned. She can also give birth to more, but right now, she's focused on leading the ones she has to destroy the Soulrazer HQ.

 

[Captain.Cat]

(OOC) : Well seeing that you were doing a power rangers quest I guess this was going to happen at some point.

(IC) : I grow a bit more pale at what BrutalCore says, although that could just be the blood loss.

 

[Featherfall]

FOCUS!

The boy rides a giant drill into the Soulraze Guard.

 

[hungry visitor]

The world will close the vote (nobody voted) in 3 - 4 hours.

 

[CoreBrute]

The world will close the vote (nobody voted) in 3 - 4 hours.

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To be fair you didn't give us options for the vote, so I missed it.

[X] Enhance the power/HQ destroying ability of the Soulrazter Monsters

 

[hungry visitor]

To be fair you didn't give us options for the vote, so I missed it.

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Just treat it like your own votes. Write whatever you want.

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

[X] The World FOCUSES on providing the Volunteer Flamethrower Division with SUPER ULTRA FUEL (Boosting damage)

 

[hungry visitor]

Can you guys write The World above your votes from now on? It would make it more easy.

 

[gilded king]

I rip myself from a previous timeline cut premature harvesting it's potential energy and shooting it as a destructive beam of energy which rips apart anyone and anything it touches into a pile of metaphysical remains . I also begin charging .....
The world (begins to strengthen all AG characters )

The universe ends with you : one punch practiced a thousand times (1/20)
IC : "I return , Godmodder ! " I screamed as I blast a beam of pure energy at his face .

 

[hungry visitor]

glilded king are you AG?

 

[gilded king]

glilded king are you AG?

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Yes
Edit : not sure if I needed to mention it anywhere

 

[hungry visitor]

Three wishes come to the ear of the World. Every wish has one player behind it.
Which should the wold choose?
A wish for the soulrazer monsters?
A wish for super ultra fuel?
A wish for help for the AG-faction?

The World is big and so is its influence or is it?

351 Surrealism is available. The World loses 100 Surrealism, because the Cult eats Reality. 251 Surrealism is available.

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251 Surrealism is the power the world has.
To help the AG side, every bit of Surrealism counts.
The World crushes the Cult with help of

catalytic souls of 10 special semi-immortal domesticated animals

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And gains

[N]HarVester: 51000/55000 HP

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55100 Surrealism.

This action was without Surrealism-cost since the animals were already there.

Now that the World possesses 55351 Units of Surrealism it fulfills the other wishes

[X] Enhance the power/HQ destroying ability of the Soulrazter Monsters

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[X] FOCUS on providing the Volunteer Flamethrower Division with SUPER ULTRA FUEL (Boosting damage)

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and uses 300 Surrealism each.

 

[Moniker]

The cheery girl throws a healing potion in the Pain Monster's direction.

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+18,000 HP to the Pain Monster!

The Meister replaces all the soulraze builder's spleens with balls of pure toxicity. After a glorious speech on not needing spleens and how the balls of toxins actually gives them the ability to inflect (carefully mispronounced as "inflict") poison-based debuffs, they all die of the black plague. Since, y'know.

No spleen = weakened immune system.

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9 builders slain!

ACTION:1/3
AMOUNT:1/3
[X]Roll Slots
Hmmmmmm, so they aren't cheating, just abusing a loophole in the game's design. . . discontent grumbling sigh, while not as bad as cheater's this type of shenanigans are still annoying, but I can't be mad. Seeing as there is only one more Pain Beast, I trap it in a box, preventing it from taking actions, because I am curious if I can tame this beast. It can be useful if working for the N side.

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The Pain Beast is NOT HAPPY about being trapped in a box. He chews his way out, and is hurt significantly by the pain from eating through the box material. 3,000 damage to the Pain Monster.

I Stab the Soulraze elite then I Heal Arengith

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Your attack is blocked by the attack shield! +12,000 HP to Arengith!

that mem'ry left so far behind: 10/15 (boosted once by charge booster)
wait, is the player info saying I'm closer to N+1 or N-1? because I don't think I've actually done anything against the AG's yet, so if its -1 thats... weird.
Now, I couuuuuld attack the headquarters... but I could also attack the godmodder, and I dislike him more. plus, I don't even know what the headquarters do so...
action [1x] Physics, Physics, physics. I wonder if you can tell where I'm going with this?
I freeze time.
more accurately, I freeze time for the godmodder, as well as every molecule exactly 6 meters from a part of his body, assuming his body is 2 meters tall & wide or less.
(he'd be able to resist, but my time-freeze is based on my mental choice of target, so he can't dodge, and yorehammer stops it from being blocked or protected against.)
this means the godmodder is time-frozen, and is also encased in a orb of timefroze matter.
as such, I could not attack him if I tried; Timefrozen stuff can't move, its time frozen! that stops its momentum! that makes the orb nigh-indestructible and impassible.
I proceed to get a chair, a recliner which is particularly comfy, and sit in it. time to read a good book. how about... eh, I'll read an online harry potter ripoff, not like I've got anything better left to read.
time passes.
I finish the book. this takes about 32 hours.
somehow, no significant battlefield effects happen during this time, and the godmodder remains timefrozen, as does the orb around him.
I forgot to mention earlier, but its also a very hot and sunny day at the moment. so I'm a bit sweaty. as I wipe off the sweat, I accidentally end the time-freeze.
the orb of stuff stays more or less the same position its already in, though it can now move and no longer blocks movement by things.
the godmodder, meanwhile, is instantly crushed from the outside in, into a stick-figure-like shape of crumpled matter... or his atoms just scatter, not sure.
Physics!
every time an air molecule bumped into the godmodders time-frozen body, it lost the momentum it had that was moving it in that direction, and transferred this momentum to the godmodder.
being time-frozen, the godmodder's atoms or parts could not be moved by this, so they just... keep the momentum. energy's not created or destroyed after all, so it has to go somewhere.
the orb is being bumped into equally from both sides, more or less, so the momentum it had doesn't do that much, aside from making every atom there move in a functionally random direction at a high speed and do pretty much nothing.
the godmodders atoms, however, only have non-timefrozen stuff on one side; only that side of the atom can be bumped into, and it can only get momentum from atoms moving towards that side, and pushing In.
the sun kept the momentum from running out, and the heat meant there was more momentum to begin with.
suppose you poked a iron breastplate once. no damage, right?
suppose you did this 9283 times. still pretty much no damage, right?
suppose you took the force of that poke, and multiplied it by 9283 times.
that would be probably more force then a large rock falling on the armor, and its all in a single point. lotsa damage.
so every part of the godmodders body experiences, over a single planck instant, 2.13706924698e+48 times the force it would normally experience in the same instant, and all this force is pushing inwards. since its a hot day, thats another x3 or so probably, but thats pretty much negligible. the godmodder has been crushed.
action [x1] smaller attack.
I hit the godmodder with the best hammer in the world.
the godmodder proceeds to steal the hammer.
I ask him why he bothered.
he says yorehammer is a legendary weapon and he needs those.
the best hammer in the world explodes and rips his hands to shreds
I point out that thats not yorehammer, its the best hammer the world! it tastes amazing and explodes if the person who holds it is capable of being harmed and has no plans to eat it. I am currently incapable of being harmed, the godmodder is not.
the best hammer in the world was determined as the best by a society of compulsive everything-eaters, who eat everything. its the first hammer to taste good, so they love it.
and this is an attack by me, so it still gets the yorehammer bonus.

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CHARGE BOOSTER ROLL: 10/20 - Works fine

Both attacks land on the godmodder successfully! The first deals 2 damage, the second 1. The godmodder makes himself immune to future time-freezing and incredibly-magnified momentum damage. And also, damage dealt by exploding hammers.

Attacking the godmodder with a good attack despite not having a weapon to steal? You rise up to N+1!

"Yes, scrubs." The man says. "If you weren't scrubs, we wouldn't have to be winning for you. And yeah we've gotten three Legendary Weapons. Do you know how many he currently is using? Zero, because we have them all right now. Your giant overpowered doomship is a great help to the AGs and all, but if you think we couldn't clean up these Soulraze noobs alone then you're dead wrong. These line forces the Godmodder has are damn impressive, don't get me wrong, but it's nothing we can't handle." He raises Starcalibur high, pointing it skywards. "Speaking of, I should do something about them."

FOCUS - MAIN BATTERY, ACTIVATE!

Far away in a flying fortress the size of a city, a woman noted an energy spike on the distant battlefield. Sighing, Amelia rose to her feet, and grimaced as needles filled with green fluid plunged into her neck, allowing her to feel her face again and confirming that yes, it hadn't rotted off when she wasn't looking. Good thing a more permanent cure was on the way was the immediate thought that came to mind. She walked over to one of the many command consoles of the bridge, a variety of buttons and switches that were all under one label, printed on a platinum plaque at the top - "MAIN BATTERY ACTIVATION CONTROLS".

What followed was a long and elaborate process.

Three central switches were flicked upwards with one hand as Amelia deftly used her other to grab a lever and yank it downwards. Green lights began to blink on at places in the panel while a handle jerked up from its resting place. Grabbing the handle, the already somewhat exasperated woman twisted it sideways before pushing it back down, then proceeding to input a passcode on a number pad near the top left of the array of items. She pressed her finger down on a raised button next to some sort of tiny hatch while also beginning to wave her hand over a stone circle, seemingly out of place amidst the various bits of technology. Various runes at the edge lit up a bright yellow in a seemingly random order, if you didn't know what was said, and when they were all burning bright the center of the circle shot up a beam of light to the ceiling.

As this was happening, the fingerprint scanner had finished scanning and authorized Amelia for access. As soon as her finger was safely out of the way, a small tube shot up, the curved metal plate in front sliding away to reveal a gently glowing blue interior. Pointing her left hand that had just touched the scanner upwards, a small distortion in spacetime appeared just above the surface and began to move upwards, leaving in its wake a blue crystal. Uneven, but mostly just the right size and shape to fit inside the open tube. He other had clenched into a fist and twisted, causing the light above the stone circle to twist into a double helix formation before collapsing back into the center of the circle. The runes on the edge had changed in shape completely, and also color. Now they glowed a bright but still ominous red instead.

The blue crystal had fully formed, revealing it to be the correct height for insertion. The distortion in space disappeared by itself, and the crystal continued to hover above Amelia's hand. Soon, it simply moves in a straight line over to the tube, the blue of the crystal matching well with the blue glow of the containment unit. The metal plate slid back over the hole, sealing it shut once again, and the tube descended back into the console, beginning to spin and then whine as it powered up. The miniature hatch snapped shut over it, removing the issue of noise and glow, and also for safety purposes of any small robo-kittens that happened to be on the bridge, although there weren't any right now.

The large command table at the center of the room finally turned on, displaying a holographic image of the main battlefield. Dots of various sizes and colors appeared, most constantly moving, all labeled with a name, those she took an interest in having lines drawn up from their dots to boxes of various known abilities such as toughness and ability to do damage in convenient numerical format. One white dot, her, hmm, eccentric friend she'd call him, was the source of the energy pulse. More accurately, it was the sword he was holding. There was also a secondary energy ping of the same frequency. The actual ping, the first was just him using the sword. So, there was a large amount of grey dots, Soulraze Forces, the Godmodder's army. They were her target.

She pressed a hand against the table, and a yellow circle appeared. A few quick motions had it rise up, revealing that it was actually a stack of yellow circles. Another handful of gestures had the various circles slam down over a large section of grey dots, turning transparent and listing off various numbers, such as expected damage and terrain deformation. Those circles represented blast radii. Now it was time for the actual attack to begin.

FOCUS - MAIN BATTERY, FIRE!

The outer surfaces of what was essentially the figure's house seemed plain, but contained secrets. Down near the middle of the thing a variety of secondary railgun batteries sat. Impressive, but fairly ordinary. Higher up on the inward sloping surfaces lay the main weapons, even if they were not obviously visible.

A vast section of plate, kilometers of metal, slid down, revealing themselves to be separated across almost imperceptible lines with the rest of the armor, for it was not one continuous piece. It seemed ever so slight in comparison to the scope of the thing, but it was quite a few meters down rail tracks. Then, the plate split into two, one half sliding up and the other down, revealing the weapon batteries underneath to the world. Red lights flashed as alarm klaxons blared while the automated procedures activated, a vast array of guns sliding upwards to the surface on vast tracks, platforms rising up as shells were shifted around into position by an array of robotic arms, holding racks and pistons. When the array of ammunition and guns reached the surface, two parts stuck further out still. The cannons themselves were raised above their usual space flush with a massive internal bulkhead, allowing the squat weapons to stretch out along extendable rails, exposing the interior of them to the light. Also emerging from this plate were large pistons opposite the cannons, and in between the two were holes, beneath which was a shell for each cannon and another piston to push it up.

The pistons pushed the shells up and then in the cannons across the vast array of them. Click clack.

The cannons rose up, assuming firing position. Behind them, circular doors had cycled open and revealed massive pillars. Click.

The pillars fell back down, firing the cannons. As one, a large number of shells fired off, the recoil compressing the cannons back down to their squat original form, before once more spreading out their plates. Boom click.

Then, of course, they descended back down to loading position as the vertical pillars behind them silently rose back up. Click. And the cycle repeated itself.

Click clack click boom click click.

Click clack click boom click click.

Click clack click boom click click.

Clickclackclickboomclickclick.

All of this towards the aim of destroying the Soulraze Foot Soldiers utterly. As the artillery fire landed, each shell detonated. They all contained powerful plasma warheads, so with each wave that landed a new row of newborn suns flared up in the midst of the unfortunate foe, doing more damage with both shockwave and raw burning heat, devastating the foe that was caught in the barrage. After it was done, the Soulraze Foot Soldiers might still be around, but they would be significantly reduced. After a heavy firing of the primary batteries, and the many plasma shells that landed and detonated, with not a single dud among them, the vast array of firepower slid back down as the plating moved back into place. Soon the weapons were invisible once again, as if nothing had ever happened. The evidence, of course, was in the scorched hexagons and much reduced number of opposing troops.

These were the Godmodder's main army, mightier than his Sealed units and other minions. It was time to see how well the new Players could fare against such foes. Hopefully, the answer was pretty well.

(This is just a six action attack on the Foot Soldiers. Thank you, Starcalibur! Speaking of.)

The man looks at the sword and smirks. That's pretty much his lot for now though, since he can feel his lifeforce being drained significantly. He looks around before shrugging, and decides to give the weapon to one of the AGs. Hmm, picking one at random, and-

You!

Arsenical has been given Starcalibur by EternalStruggle. This means he has six actions, but only starting next turn.

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60 Soulraze foot soldiers obliterated with an incredible TIMES SIX MEGA ACTION! Starcalibur given to Arsenical. Impressive.

Cera, though impressed by your attack, sighs at your words.

Cera: Just as I thought... you don't understand. The godmodder will have his tools back momentarily. And if we don't do anything, he'll keep getting them, too.

I take hold of the legendary artifact and game at its beauty. As I continue to stare, I feel my sanity slowly start to reconstruct itself. "This....this what true sanity feel like. I had forgotten up until now" I whisper. I turn my gave toward the filthy, lying GM partner and his lying alignment. This filled me with great rage, so I decide that maybe, just maybe, I should rejoin the AG side again. Not yet, but soon.

[1/3] I turn to the dab battle and seeing the god-forbidden memes fills me with fury. I take my ledgenary weapon and exploit it's power. Since it removes both curses and buffs, it must have picked up quite a bit of lingering after-effects, unable to do anything, but still there. I carefully search for the one that I need, and apply it to Little_Hunter. Now, until I personally remove it, a finger will always be direct floating exactly 1 centimeter from the front of his face and a small, but annoying voice will endlessly chant, "I'm not touching you" directly into his ears.

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Little_Hunter is now annoyed!

"Marines open fire! On the builders". (ooc nothing was mentioned about this last turn...)

The 2 marines by some miracle actually managed to murder a Builder because nobody was looking when they hit a lonely Builder and filled him with bullets, not really healthy.


Oh I didnt notice the SR Guards blocked our attacks,
Actions.

I sneakily got past all the Guards and sabotage the Shield Generator while it is still under construction meaning it should be much more fragile than it should be.

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The marines did make a valiant effort to attack the Guards. But their attacks couldn't even kill one of them, they were just swallowed up in the mass. They are just too weak.

You sabotage the shield generator! The Soulraze builders immediately notice, and urgh, this will take some repair work... -10% shield generator construction!

"Travelius! You can't die now!" Arsenical says. The twelve charge summon was a lot of work put into a summon, all that work would go to waste! He needs health, a supporter, and only one person could be like that...

Out of his pocket, an ASTERISK is revealed, the stuff of legends. They allow you to freely change your CLASS, depending on which asterisk you hold. He only had a few of them, but this one was certainly going to come in handy.

Arsenical quickly changes his CLASS from FREELANCER to WHITE MAGE, his well-worn sweatshirt and other casual clothing being traded for a white robe and a fine hood.

"Comfy. I like it."

With the change invoked, he casts two spells: First, AEROGA is cast upon the Soulraze guard, the winds cutting through their armor and forcing them away from TRAVELIUS, while Arsenical heals the after mentioned basketball guardian with a significant blast of CURADA.

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Bravely Default! Neat! +9,000 HP to Travelius! 4 Soulraze guard slain!

FOCUS:
I GRANT YOU STRENGTH! I place shields on the Godslayer

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+3 attack shields to Godslayer!

Jamie: Thanks. We've got enough now!

Cera: Going much higher than 5 attack shields tends to have diminishing returns. Mostly due to the godmodder's influence.

Rolling my eyes at the Godmodder's predictable behavior I sigh, it's difficult to keeping growing as an independent power when certain beings kept being problematic!

FOCUS - Redirection Is The Best Direction

I subtlety manipulate reality for a single turn lasting double layered ability. The primary effect is should Xerath attack me and/or my entities this turn they attack will be redirectioned to instead hit a random AG player.

The secondary effect, only showing up if Xerath doesn't attack me and/or my entities this turn or if there's enough power left after redirecting Xerath's attack, is reflecting attacks aimed at me and/or my entities back at whoever is attacking, leaving whatever was attacked safe and whatever attacked harmed by their own attack.
On the entity side I things I decide to exploit an massive flaw in the Soulraze forces. As my entities are all neutral the Soulraze guards can't get in the way of their attacks as they're only getting in the way of all AG attacks.

Grinning I order my Thunderhawks and Undead Warriors to attack the attack shielded Soulraze Elite, the Thunderhawks taking away his attack shield and the Undead Warriors killing him. (if that Soulraze Elite is dead they'll instead attack the Soulraze Builders)

The Eagles, one of the Custom M1 Abrams' attacks and the Weak skeletons all go for the Soulraze Builders.

The second attack of the Custom M1 Abrams will hit the in construction Shield Generator.

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The reality manipulation threatens to redirect Xerath...

Xerath: ...Fine then.

He probably won't attack directly this turn. Your entities are all targeting key points of the Soulraze army!

[2/3] I tighten my grip on the heart and tackle Xerath. I activate the heart, saying "N-1 and N+1 sure are similar to buffs and debuffs, let's change that shall we?"
The heart strips us of our alignment, leaving us at a solid N. I quickly dropkick Xerath as he is shocked from the attack and teleport back to my zoo, yelling "THE GM CAN'T PROTECT YOU FROM A LEGENDARY WEAPON!"

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You tackle Xerath, and use the true power of the RESOLUTE HEART! By ALIGNMENT TRANSFER, Xerath is reduced to [N], and you are upgraded to [N]! But... in the process, Xerath managed to get his hands around the Resolute Heart, and take it from you! The godmodder is immediately next to him, and Xerath hands the heart over.

The godmodder has re-acquired the Resolute Heart.

"Volunteer Flamethrower Division, attack the Soulraze Guards! Doormaker, keep portal-protecting the Volunteer Flamethrower Division!"

FOCUS: 1655

I continue chanting. "I call you,"

15/21

(OOC: Unofficial Itinerary IX:

Stop GYARADOS (maybe done by Eevee shadow bacon)
Heal (heal, not harm) the Pain Monster (done by Page of Time)
Delay the Barracks (done by That-Random-Guy and BrutalCore)
Delay the Shield Generator (done by That-Random-Guy, the Custom M1 Abrams and maybe Daskter)
Attack the Soulraze Foot Soldiers (done by EternalStruggle and Daskter)
Attack the Soulraze Builders (done by Little_Hunter, MrMirrorMan, That-Random-Guy, the Marines, the Eagles, the Custom M1 Abrams, and the weak skeletons)
Attack the Soulraze Guards (done by the Volunteer Flamethrower Division and Cyanogynist)
Attack the Soulraze Elites (done by Little_Hunter, the Thunder Hawks, and the Undead Warriors)
Attack the Soulraze Headquarters (done by the Soulrazter Monsters)
-N-minus-two-ify Xerath (done by Eevee shadow bacon)
Attack the Godmodder (done by JOEbobobob)

Incidentally, I've done the math, and unless I'm mistaken, the current PG attack is 91,500.)

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Charging... the VFD will do as you say.

I give 2 Charges to The_Two_Eternities(Charge: 12/21)

(Ill give 1 more charge next turn, this should shorten your charge by 1 turn)

Instead i just continue murdering SR footsoldiers. After sabatoging the Shield Generator.

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After you sabotage the shield generator, you murder some SR footsoldiers! You kill 6!

I rickroll little-hunter, ending his turn early.

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Little-hunter just ignores the rickroll...

The Meister simply pulls out a single needle, and cuts a slit in the side of the finger before him, moments before the finger unravels into fabric, and the voice is suddenly choked by blood, before seemingly dying. The slit travels... into a soulraze elite, who falls apart.

He simply ignores the rickroll, instead of using the top-secret, one-turn-costing SUPER SECRET RICK ROLL BANISHMENT RITUAL:tm:.


"What blatant hypocrisy, and complete ignorance. If you could see worth a sheep's brain, you'd see the dabber was your dear friend Terry and the Soulraze Builders, not me."

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Soulraze elite slain!

ACTION:2/3
AMOUNT:2/3 Semi-Focused
[X]Roll Slots.
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I drop this metric gorilla-ton of text in front of the Soulraze Builders, the pure horridness of this text buildings construction gives them all aneurysms by the fact of the sheer idiocy emitted by the construction of this building.

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They all feel so... aneurysm-ed... 8 die!

SLOTS ROLL: 5 8 6

Slowly I have healed up and now I have my missing foot back but still still most of my ribs are cracked and bruised so it still hurts a good deal. I keep watching the battle from the window. 'Hmm well I guess I can try to heal up some of our guys while until I'm fully healed, but who to pick first?'

Focus action - "Healing Aura"

I look over at BrutalCore and see that he is pretty messed up. After a moment I close my eyes and make my wish. 'I wish for BrutalCore to be healed from his injuries.' Suddenly A green aura surrounds BrutalCore and at a steady pace his injuries start to heal. His burnt skin turns into fresh smooth skin without a hint of it having been damage before. Cuts that were leaking blood stop leaking and the blood recede back where it came and the cuts nit themselves back together. The cracked bones start healing at a rapid speed until they were good as new.

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+20,000 HP to BrutalCore!

FOCUS: Portal-Based Environmental Hostility (PB-E-H)

So my portal gun is significantly less awesome than I thought. Time for some lateral thinking.

Fact 1: Simply existing involves dealing with considerable pressures. The average human body is a tightly linked network of thousands of high pressures parts and fragile pieces that each individually could cause the whole assemblage to break down in a massive change reaction if something as small as a molecule were to break in the right place, never mind the complex balance of temperature and pressure that keeps certain parts from pop or splat. Anything with less then 1 HP would surely die instantly from simply being.

Fact 2: I hold a portal gun, and through my power the means to make the portals it makes rather abnormal. (One-way, for instance)

What I do: After flying into the air, I create a set of rather large portals away from the battlefield, just strong enough to admit air and the light that fills this place. Than I create a set of rather smaller exit portals all the way around the Soulraze Builders, causing that little area to become rather pressurized and very bright indeed. If any try to escape, I let them because the real purpose of this is to destroy their work!

OOC: The soulraze guard can't block the portals because I am not aiming at any actual member of the Soulraze army and also they're clearly on the ground and I am in the air and portal creation involves not block-able projectiles. Also this is intended as a 50-50 split between hurting the Builders and destroying the partly-built buildings.

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12 builders slain! -5% construction to each building currently under construction!

"Thanks Captain.Cat." BrutalCore said gratefully. "Out of the hundreds of allies to the CoreBrutes I've slain, I always felt guilty when I had to destroy you." After that creepy show of gratitude, he blurred towards the Soul Razer Barracks the builders had finished 50% of. At blinding speed he started disassembling it.

Winry continues to work on her secret project, but it's clearly big and partially red.

ACTION 1: CoreBrute runs towards the walls of the HQ, and grab the walls, his grip strong enough to carve his own handholds. As he cries, the few guards on the HQ's walls cry out for aid, and start pelting him with arrows, bullets, boiling oil, and all manner of stuff to force him off the wall. But still he climbed up, as more and more of the HQ's guard came to repel this attack. Keeping them nice and distracted from CoreBrute's actual plan.

ACTION 2: Deep under the HQ, the rift CoreBrute had created last turn had created a cavern directly underground, unnoticable by them due to their distraction. Inside them were several cacoons. But what were these cocoons? Well to answer that, do you remember the Rust Monster and her children who all disappeared unceremoniously a few turns ago? They hadn't vanished.

In fact, the mother had taken her children underground, all full from gorging on that Godmodder metal. Infact, they had all gained enough xp to achieve their next stage of evolution. And when the cocoons broke their new forms were revealed-SoulRazter Monsters, monsters that ate Soul Razer gear in all forms. These larger versions of the original Rust Monster children, immediately started climbing up, heading to the HQ.

ACTION 3: The legions of Soulrazter Monsters quickly started devouring the HQ from inside out, especially after catching the inhabitants off guard. However, the Soul Raze weren't completely stupid. They would eventually get around to exterminating an undirected force of pests like this. Unfortunately, they weren't the only things that had evolved.

Spoiler: Rust Mother

"I feel like a whole new monster!" Cried out the original Rust Monster, now standing up on two legs. "You can call me, The Rust Mother!" She cried out, flexing her mandibles. "Now my children, follow my lead! Eat it all to pieces! Bring this HQ to the ground!"

Spoiler: OOC

If it's not clear, I spent my 3rd action creating a new entity called the Rust Mother, whose individually fairly strong (not as strong as BrutalCore in a fight perhaps), but her main strength is leading the army of Soulrazter Monsters she has spawned. She can also give birth to more, but right now, she's focused on leading the ones she has to destroy the Soulrazer HQ.

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Xerath, seeing the Rust Mother and BrutalCore attacking, needs to act! ... He's just sitting there.

Suddenly, BrutalCore and the Rust Mother, about to attack, find they can't! An invisible forcefield, crackling blue whenever they fling themselves against it, is completely protecting the HQ!

Xerath winces a little...

Xerath: My job is to protect this HQ. As long as I'm guarding it, all attacks that would hit it are redirected at me. Little, invincible, me.


The Rust Mother is viciously trying to eat the HQ! But soon, she realized she isn't making progress. She's just too hungry to nibble all day...

Xerath: Hey, Rust Mother! Look, look! Over there! A giant spaceship, full of delicious metals! Leap into the sky and eat it!

And so she does.

FOCUS!

The boy rides a giant drill into the Soulraze Guard.

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You drill through a whole bunch of them! 6, to be exact!

I rip myself from a previous timeline cut premature harvesting it's potential energy and shooting it as a destructive beam of energy which rips apart anyone and anything it touches into a pile of metaphysical remains . I also begin charging .....
The world (begins to strengthen all AG characters )

The universe ends with you : one punch practiced a thousand times (1/20)
IC : "I return , Godmodder ! " I screamed as I blast a beam of pure energy at his face .

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Welcome! You shoot the timeline as a destructive beam, but... at what?

Three wishes come to the ear of the World. Every wish has one player behind it.
Which should the wold choose?
A wish for the soulrazer monsters?
A wish for super ultra fuel?
A wish for help for the AG-faction?

The World is big and so is its influence or is it?

251 Surrealism is the power the world has.
To help the AG side, every bit of Surrealism counts.
The World crushes the Cult with help of

And gains

55100 Surrealism.

This action was without Surrealism-cost since the animals were already there.

Now that the World possesses 55351 Units of Surrealism it fulfills the other wishes



and uses 300 Surrealism each.

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You power up both the Rust Mother's and the VFD's attack!

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Cera and Jamie begin charging...

Ash pulls out a sniper rifle and targets the Soulraze foot soldiers, killing 5 of them!

Xerath assists his builders in undoing some of the damage done by the AGs, and working on the barracks! +15% barracks construction!

V:

The Pain Monster hits Travelius, Winry, Anderson, and the Space Mooks! All the space mooks die, the others take 2,000 damage.

AG:

The Soulraze guards are getting in the way of AG attacks this turn!

The VFD and Godslayer roast the crowd together, defeating 17 of the crowd! BrutalCore, Anderson, and Travelius all keep trying to cut through this ridiculously tanky guard horde, but only manage to take out 13 more!

The Space Station and SCVs and Doormaker and Winry progress appropriately.

PG:

The Soulraze troops see CaptainNZZZ gearing up to swoop in and do bad things to them. Hmm...

The Soulraze guards split into a force of 8 and a force of 10! The 8 force goes first, followed up by the 10 force. The wall somehow manages to dodge BOTH of them. Aggravating! Forget it. Get the AGs.

The godmodder, though, is not so easily deterred. That wall's going down once he gets Yorehammer back. Until then, though... he swoops over to Anderson and uses DODGE-AVOIDING SLICE on him, sending him to heaven! Anderson is down!

The Soulraze builders, somewhat diminished and with their constructions aggravatingly delayed, manage to finish the barracks (it'll start producing next turn), and ALMOST finish the shield generator. Pity, they would've finished all the way had it not been for all the destruction on their half-complete buildings.

The remaining Soulraze footsoldiers split into 4 groups of 10 and 1 group of 3. The 3 group attacks CaptainNZZZ's wall and steals its attack shield. The other four groups all charge at the VFD, ripping through their attack shields to the fleshy humans underneath. 10 VFD die! And now they're eyeing the Starcraft army minions...


More reinforcements arrive for the Soulraze troops! Only 10 new guards, but there's 50 new builders and 30 more footsoldiers. And also, the AIRDROP DEPLOY STARSHIP.

Xerath: This is my miniboss friend. Hope you like him.

The godmodder decides to end things by trying to pull Arsenical in for a friendship hug, whilst secretly snatching Starcalibur.

N:

The Rust Mother slams her forces against the Godslayer, chewing up an attack shield! Eternalstruggle's beacon gets another shield!

CaptainNZZZ's army moves out! The Thunderhawks and Undead warriors bombard the builders, slaying 8! The Eagles, Weak Skeletons, and one Custom M1 Abrams attack also hit the builders, defeating 34 more! The second custom M1 Abrams attack lands on the Shield Generator, stealing 9% of its construction! Darn!


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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! Maybe that pie-related method could help...
-Protect the Godslayer!
-Defeat Xerath and the Soulraze Forces!

Minor tasks:

Spoiler

Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're making progress on a space station with great potential!
Protect the SCVs building Stacraft buildings!
Protect Doormaker! He can help with any portal-related tasks!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction can buff allied entities!
Eternalstruggle's beacon will call in a spaceship! But he's neutral, so is it a good or bad thing?
The airdrop starship is strong, and its reinforcing the Soulraze forces!
The Soulraze builders and their contraptions are high priority, buffing the main Soulraze army!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG]Godslayer: 200,000/200,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A, Specials: Target Strike (ready in 2!), Collide (ready in 8!)(Boss)(10% dodge chance)(protected from 5 attacks)
[AG]Cera(Charge: 1/2)
[AG]Ash
[AG]Jamie(Charge: 1/3)

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(10% dodge rate)(Dodge rune - 50% complete)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 4!)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready in 3!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: 72% complete, cost: 10, holds one AG portal
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers every turn!
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 150(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)
Arengith the Enchanter: 24,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)

[AG - hungry visitor]Weapon of Mass Destruction: 1,200/1,200 HP x 6, +500A each(can be equipped by entities)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 15 HP, 450 x 15A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)(guarding Doormaker)
[N]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)(portal-shielding VFD)

[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(600 TA):
SCV: 30/30 x 15 HP(building barracks)(1 MULE - worth 5 SCVs)
Marines: 100 x 4 HP, 100 x 4A
Marauders: 300 x 1 HP, 200 x 1A
Command center: 5,000/5,000 HP(+1 SCV per turn)(orbital command upgrading - done in 1!)
Command center: 0% complete(cost: 1 SCV = 1.5%)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 HP(+1 marauder per turn), Tech lab: 2,000/2,000 HP
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 HP(+1 marine per turn)
Barracks: 0% complete (cost: 1 SCV = 5%)
Factory: 95% complete(cost: 1 SCV = 2.5%)

[AG - Corebrute]BrutalCore: 35,000/40,000 HP, 10,000A
Winry: 6,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills!, building something (done in 2!)

[AG - Arsenical]Travelius: 36,500/40,000 HP, 15,000A

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(50,500 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A (working on +1,000 damage resistance for Wall, done in 3!)
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 25 HP, 500 x 25A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+4 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 42 HP, 250 x 42A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000 x 2A (500 damage resistance)
Wall: 26000 HP(+1000 HP per turn)(protecting all entities)(50% dodge rate)(-1,000 all damage taken)(thorny: 1000 damage to all attackers)

[ANTI-V]Skeletal Warrior: 10,000/10,000 HP, 3,000 x 2A

[N]Slots Machine: 50,000/50,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - EternalStruggle]Reinforcement beacon: 5,000/5,000 HP (Calling spaceship in 12!)(+1 attack shield in 2!)(1 last-ditch defense)(protected from 1 attack)
Shield: 20,000/20,000 HP

[N]Rust Mother: 20,000/20,000 HP, 100 x 100A (targeting Godslayer!)

[P]Peacekeepers(22,300 total attack)(Unbribable):
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 10,000/10,000 HP (negotiating access to infinite plastic warehouses, done in 3!)
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 60, 225x60A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners III: 50/50 HP x 30, 360x30A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 125/125 x 20 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 40, building new barracks (done in 1!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 50, researching upgrade limit break eternity(done in 4!)
HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 2, researching dual pathways(done in 6!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP
Bar/Brewery
Possesses 17,200 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped), Anti-Mind control

[SR]Soulraze Foot Soldiers: 1,000 x 73 HP, 500 x 73A

[SR]Soulraze Builders: 800 x 74 HP
Barracks: 40,000/40,000 HP (+10 guards and footsoldiers per turn!)
Barracks: 0% complete (1 builder = 2% completion)
Regen Generator: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Shield Generator: 84% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)

[SR]Soulraze Guard: 3,000 x 28 HP, 250 x 28A (not currently protecting anyone - getting in the way of all AG attacks!)

[SR]Soulraze Elite: 30,000/30,000 HP, 10,000A, Special: Dual Stab (ready in 1!)

[SR]Airdrop Starship: 100,000/100,000 HP, 12,000 x 2A (+5 footsoldiers and guards per turn)

[N]Xerath (bodyguarding Headquarters)
[SR]Soulraze Headquarters: 100,000/100,000 HP (+5 builders each turn)

Oncoming reinforcements (reinforcing SoulRaze forces every turn for 2 more turns)

[PG]Godmodder: 232/300 HP(Project Charge: 3/4)(Resolute Heart: No negative status effects)

[V]Pain Monster: -49,000/0 HP, 2,000 x 4A (+2,000 HP per turn)


Player info:

Spoiler

Captain.cat
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21 (Charge: 1/???)
[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon(Realm of Mimes: 3/5)(Targeted by Dreadnought)
[N]CaptainNZZZ
[N]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor(Ascendance)
[N+1]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
The_Two_Eternities(Charge: 15/21)
That-Random-Guy
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
[N+1]JoeBOB(Charge: 10/15)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man
Cyanogist
[N-1]Little Hunter (annoyed)
gilded king

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condensor(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 0
Portal Gun
Charge Booster (damage: 0/20)

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

"Volunteer Flamethrower Division, attack the Soulraze Guard! Doormaker, keep portal-shielding the Volunteer Flamethrower Division!

FOCUS: 1986

I continue chanting. "Second Scarlet Prince,"

18/21

(OOC: Unofficial Itinerary X:

Stop the Rust Mother
Heal (heal, not harm) the Pain Monster (done by MrMirrorMan)
Delay the Soulraze reinforcements (done by Arsenical)
Attack the Soulraze Barracks (maybe done by the Undead Warriors)
Delay the Soulraze Shield Generator (done by Daskter and maybe the Custom M1 Abrams)
Attack the Soulraze Foot Soldiers (maybe done by the Thunderhawks)
Attack the Soulraze Builders (done by pionoplayer and maybe the Eagles and Weak Skeletons)
Attack the Soulraze Guards
Attack the Soulraze Elite (done by Page of Time)
Attack the Airdrop Starship
Attack the Soulraze Headquarters
-N-minus-two-ify Xerath
Attack the Godmodder (maybe done by JOEbobobob)

Total PG health: 486,200
Total PG attack: 77,500
)

 

[JOEbobobob]

that mem'ry left so far behind: 12/15 (boosted once by charge booster)
"The godmodder decides to end things by trying to pull Arsenical in for a friendship hug, whilst secretly snatching Starcalibur."
"Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)(Starcalibur: x2 actions)"
"[PG]Godmodder: 232/300 HP(Project Charge: 3/4)(Resolute Heart: No negative status effects)"
turns out the godmodder didn't really do that, huh.
still holding yorehammer in my inventory, though not accessible in the real world, I ask the 3 godslayer-piloting players what happens if the godmodder gets all the legendary weapons.
then, actions.
[1x] I tell the godmodder that he's a right old bloke, and ask him if he'd like me to give him yorehammer back now.
if he says yes...
I say, alrighty then, you can has orehammer, just promise me one thing: when I use that mem'ry left so far behind, he must not resist it. I then request him to sign a magically binding contract, which he cannot protect himself from after signing because I haven't given him yorehammer as of this moment, that'll be later. this action deals no damage if he says yes, even if its good enough to do so.
if he says no...
I hit him with a door.
the doorvil went door to doorgia, he was looking for a door to door, he was in the door, because he was way door, and he was willing to door a door.
while he was wondering why I'm talking about doors, I sneak up behind him... and hit him with a door, again. except this door is made of coal for him to eel.
[1x]
if the godmodder signed the contract, I give him orehammer, as the contract said.
no, that is not a typo. I said I'd give him Orehammer if he signed the contract. nothing about yorehammer at all. orehammer is an exploding chunk of iron ore. it is not shaped like a hammer at all, and it will explode to reveal a hammer of indobendimonium, which is linked to me and I can as such control to choke the godmodder to damage (as opposed to death).
if he did not sign the contract, I grab him by the ear and drag him to the corner, for we are in a battlefield that stretches out in all directions indefinitely. there is no corner. he is now in a space that does not exist. this space that does not exist does not exist. he does not exist. I did not enter the corner myself, and so am in a space that does exist. the godmodder does not have a position. the godmodder does not exist. the godmodder does not exist. the godmodder never existed. the godmodder will never exist. the godmodder is dead. the godmodder is dead. the godmodder has less hp then he had before, if he ever had any. the godmodder cannot defend himself. the godmodder would have been afflicted by yorehammers defence-pierce, had he existed. the godmodders teleportation would be sealed if he existed. the godmodder would have been hit by a door, had he existed. said door would have sealed his teleportation. the godmodder does not exist. the godmodder does not exist. the godmodder does not exist. the godmodder did not exist. the godmodder will not exist.
oh hey, there's some guy who looks like a godmodder! his health seems lower then any hypothetical godmodders in the vicinity, though I don't think any such beings existed or exist now, would have had at the start of this action. isn't that strange?
wait, does that guy I just saw really exist? probably not, because
the godmodder does not existthe godmodder does not existthe godmodder does not existthe godmodder does not existthe godmodder does not existthe godmodder does not existthe godmodder does not existthe godmodder does not existthe godmodder does not exist

 

[Daskter]

If possible the Barracks (with the TechLab) will swap places with the Factory so that the Factory will gain the Tech Lab.

My small army is just hanging out and keeping a low profile theirs not much they can do... Right now

I scream "You know personally I feel like we should get rid of the weapons it's bloody obvious we can't hold on to them forever 'cause the Godmodder by some stupid coincidence get it back, Personally I feel we should destroy them and use the resulting explosions as a way to hit the enemy army!"
(Those weapons probably have a lot of energy... maybe even world breaking actually their probably world breaking if we destroy them...)

Actions: I invite ALL the [SR]Soulraze Builders to celebrate their entrance to this world with a lot of alcohol and drugs... Not really trying to kill them and just trying to stop them from building this turn.

 

[pionoplayer]

The wind is howling, blowing down from the depths of the eternities. A new thread has been woven into the pattern of this war. How much of a part will it play...?
Who knows?
For now all that can be done is to watch and wait, and listen.

Action 1

The Godmodder hears a wooshing sound, a sleek metallic blade with an odd hook at the end and blue glowing runes at the base of the blade cuts through the air, spinning straight towards him. The Godmodder, of course, being the Godmodder, sidesteps it, and the sword embeds itself in the rock of the Hexagonafield a short distance behind him. The Godmodder turns to look where the sword was thrown from, but there's nothing there but the infinite featureless plane of the Hexagonafield.
The Godmodder hears something behind him again, and he whirls around. The sword is gone. Where did it go? Who took it? There's a whoosh of wind from behind him once more, and he whirls around.
BURNING FURY OF A THOUSAND SLICES
The Godmodder spins around one final time just in time to watch the Soulraze Builders get caught up in a whirlwind of fiery sword strikes that cleave through the air with burning light (and burning limbs)

Spoiler: Intro Music

Pionoplayer has joined the brawl!
Piono isn't done with that, as he zips around the soulraze builders cutting them to shreds, another shout is heard, echoing above the clamoring of the panicking soulraze builders
ATEMPORAL REPLISCIMILE Lvl 10: Part-time Duplication.
And with that a second Piono splits off from behind the first Piono at high speed and skids along the ground, sword held at the ready. Secondary!Piono twirls his sword and suddenly jumps into the "sky" with a cry of:
PHOENIX FLIES TO THE MOON!
Some of the soulraze builders track the motion of Secondary!Piono, but this turns out to be a mistake, as Primary!Piono's series of sword strikes is still going strong and they find themselves being completely decapitated by a flaming sword.
This continues on for a few more minutes of Piono slicing his way through soulraze builders over and over again, until there is another sound. Is that… is that a meteor?
TOTAL EXTINCTION OF THE DINOSAURS
No! It's Secondary!Piono, coming back down from "space" at terminal velocity and ready to be the meteor to the soulraze builder's cretaceous period. He does so, with a cacophonous crash that shatters everyone's eardrums, the ground, and a bunch of the soulraze builders in an enormous wave of destruction.
But are we done yet? Oh no boy, we've still got a bit left to go.
The two Pionos take up position on either side of the frightened soulraze builders and let out another shout:
DUAL SWORDS CUT THE CHEESE
Wow that is… a very unfortunate name for a sword style, but the massive cleaving strikes the two are making seem to be effective anyways. They carve away at the soulraze builders, continuing their assault with extreme prejudice.
But are they done yet?
NO SIREE BOB
Shadow Clone No Jitsu: Wrath of the Cursed!
And suddenly there's a flash of smoke and the soulraze builders are surrounded by a flock of 13 Pionos. The 13 Pionos charge forward and each begin shouting out the names of various sword styles Penguin flaps its wings!, Fisherbird spears its prey! and of course, the all time classic, Puffball rolls about! (That last one is a lot more terrifying to fight than one would expect, as it involves… actually, no, I'll just let you try and imagine what's involved.)
By this point, the ground has been ground into fine dust, which is kicked up by the sprinting and stabbing and pirouetting of the various Pionos has kicked a lot of it into the air, causing several more soulraze builders to have asthma attacks and die, it also obscures everything so the only sign that the assault has stopped when it finally does is that Piono stops screeching nonsense at the top of his lungs.

When the dust clears all the way, Piono can be seen standing a short distance away from the Godmodder. "Godmodder. I don't know why I'm here or what the point of this all is, but I want out, and the only way out seems to be through you. So I'm going to keep punching holes in you and your lackeys until I get what I want. Capiche?"

Action 2:

Somewhere slightly distant to the battlefield, but close enough that it can still affect the goings on, a strange metal cube falls from the sky, thrown a short distance by an object re-entering from orbit.
The improbability drive hums and whirs to life.
1/2 for Moldy Cheese Wedges

Action 3:
2/2 for Moldy Cheese Wedges.
Everyone suddenly hears a voice.

Spoiler: Sheogorath says Hi

The final line echoes around the entire battlefield. Clear as a bell, loud as a really loud thing, ominous as all get out.
Cheese for everyone!
Cheese for everyone!
CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

And then it starts raining greatswords.
Now, I assure you there's a perfectly logical explanation for all of this, and the name of the charge as compared to the result has a really good reason for it.
I'm just not going to explain it. All you need to know is that it involves a terraria mod I made when I was a lot younger and the full explanation can be found in DTG Terraria nope wait that's right that game doesn't exist in this continuity pretend I said nothing.
NOTHING.
Hey, isn't it supposed to be raining greatswords? That's right, it IS raining greatswords, you should probably be paying more attention to that than what I may or may not be saying about things that definitely don't exist.
Anyways, the soulraze builders find themselves in the middle of a perfect blade storm, full sized greatswords raining down from the sky to impale the unfortunate soldiers.
Piono looks down at a watch on his wrist, or at least it looks like a watch. "Huh, that's funny, I guess it's still warming up. I'd have expected bigger things out of it. I suppose I'll just have to wait for now."
Then he walks over, jumps up into the air, and kicks a bunch of greatswords straight at the soulraze builders, killing a bunch more of them.

 

[MooGoesCow21]

I Begin Charging up for the Creation of a new portal 3/9

 

[EternalStruggle]

The man points out that because his beacon was calling in a ship in 12 last turn, it should be calling one in in 11 this turn, he thinks.

The man does also think he's a bit interested in how the Soulraze Forces, apparently the Godmodder's standing army, have been called in before we've even reached the halfway point, at least of the man's health. What does he have beyond a standing army? Also, for the standing army of apparently a godly figure, they're not doing that great. Sure, they're far stronger than all his other non-Endgame mode minions, but they're still dropping like flies, and their giant mass of reinforcements they get every turn won't last forever.

He turns and looks at his shield, humming. He FOCUSES a little and hardens the shield, the middle layer of defense, improving its HP a little. Specifically, now the ordinary blue energy shield has shifting curvature and gravitational flux on its surface, allowing it to deflect attacks instead of taking them head on, improving its energy efficiency and thus overall raising its toughness/Hitpoints. After his massive attack of death and destruction on the Foot Soldiers, he has confidence everyone can handle the Soulraze units, new starship in support or not. He'd much rather stand back, slurp his drink and watch the show for a short while.

 

[Trifling Epithet]

Spoiler: Picture

A young woman, with a fluffy tail waving in the breeze, stands at the edge of the battlefield. Due to the battle raging on, she was distracted from her house and studies. She decides this is as good a time as ever to join in. This woman is named. Uh, named... what was her name?
>ENTER NAME
[OBLIGATORY KITSUN-]
The woman glares at the text box, which reluctantly backspaces.
>ENTER NAME
[JAYLA QUIRA]
The woman nods.
Her name is JAYLA QUIRA. She has a variety of INTERESTS. She is interested in ACQUISITION OF KNOWLEDGE. She is passionate abo-Jayla speaks
"AIright that's enough Homestuck references for now, Iet's get on with it."
...well fine then
>EXAMINE BATTLEFIELD
Well there seems to be a GODSLAYER on the field for the AG side, but the only noticed PG on the field would be the GODMODDER himself. Probably because there doesn't seem to be any way to ally with him, so he has no assistance besides himself. Perhaps the best course of ac-
>JOIN AG
...Jayla joins the AG side of the field
1/3:
Jayla joins the AG side. This totally takes a complete action.
2/3:
Jayla pulls out a book and begins flipping through the pages, looking for something
A specific spell for a situation: 1/3
3/3:
Jayla, uh, just continues searching
A specific spell for the situation: 2/3

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

I stand up and laugh. "IT THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO? STEAL A HEART AND FLEE LIKE A COWARD? I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN!"
FOCUS: I start a new summon, scraping the realm of mimes for a quick boast and use a charge stone to add some more. [?/100]