Defeat The Godmodder

Moniker · Dec 1, 2017

Darshelenas Sunbreaker said:
I stood up startled and started having a panick attack

my subconsciousness starts warping the shadow realm turning it even more chaotic, thousands of flying jelly worms fly and a million floating islands appear out of thin air, the rules of the shadow realm is overidden by my subconsciousness courrupting it and making it more dangerous for everyone including me.

a parade of monkeys with drums attack the players, a dancing ronald mcdonald appears and starts attacking aswell, a creepy clown music starts playing in the backround.

Islands, flying jelly worms, and monkey parades hit random targets! You and Cyanogist are lightly wounded! A shadow beast is slain!

gilded king said:
Action 1 :
I create a large lighthouse with several player only medipacks inside of it in the lobby
Action 2 :
I grab a shovel and start digging a trench around the lighthouse

UNIVIVERSAL SUPLEX : 6/10

You create the LIGHTHOUSE! A beacon of hope, it contains medkits and gives off light!

Daskter said:
10/10

Reinforcement as arrived!
All Soldiers including the ones guarding the Space Station now
Open fire on the Evil Healers.
(How are Evil Healers Benevolent, wasn't paying attention to those details).

The original Command Center switches back Orbital mode to commence bombardment.

Also SCVs will continually build Barracks untill their is 10 Barracks then they will start building Factorys

Your reinforcements arrive to help save the day! 20 SCVs! 15 marines, 10 marauders, 10 hellions! Hopefully, that should be enough. You pull your space station guards back to the HEXAGONAFIELD, and your minions will do as you say.

The Evil Healers don't need to benevolent! They just need to be "benevolent" in a specific legalese way to get benefits from certain Laws of Nature.

Ranger_Strider_ said:
That-Random-Guy! You are truly a bro of the highest caliber! Grog! Destroy the 5000 HP beast!
1. I summon my motorcycle from the field, fill it with gas, and ride to the 3000 HP shadow beast, running it over.
2/3. BEGINNING TO SUMMON: LIGHT OF SERENRAE (2/5)

Someone earlier was able to bs to the highest degree to make a similar creature of theirs benevolent. (Might have been hungry visitor? unsure.)

Shadow Beast slain! Charging...

Arsenical said:
Action Uno: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute my Own!

Then I wake up from my dream about sitting in the HEXAGONFIELD, still falling gently down. I could go back to sleep...

But, there's a lot more things I could do with this freefall. We're above everything, and wind resistance won't make that much of a difference. So, before I even lose sight of heaven, I shake off the cloud wisps from my feet and begin to fall faster, and faster. My body begins to burn like a meteorite entering the atmosphere, though I can't burn, I won't burn!

The hexagonfield enters sight, but what's this, a new boss?

... The UNSEALED PLAYER THIEF, eh? Well, there's only one way to take this boss down right. I turn in the air, first slow, then faster, and faster. I invoke the BLACK KNIGHT ASTERISK, which I've carried on me all this time. Now this was proper.

A turning cone of metal and fire... THE BLACK DRILL. I let out a war-cry, echoing across the field...

~~~

Meanwhile, somewhere in Tahiti...

So, I told him-

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...!"

... Was that... *sigh* Sorry, Alejandro. I'll have to be seeing you. My boss must be over with his sidequest and doing something stupid again. Oh, i'll take that Pina Colada to go, bartender.

~~~

Action Dos: Break the Unbreakable

And the narrator returns, already missing the hot Tahiti sun.

"NO TIME FOR THAT, IT'S DRILL TIME!"

The BLACK DRILL swirled closer and faster, its speed exponential, and almost surely fatal.

Even if anyone saw the attack Arsenical was waging, all they would be able to make out through the fire and black scorching metal would be a pair of eyes, screwed tight with DETERMINATION.

"Taste hot metal, villain."

With that, Arsenical slams into the player thief, his attack exploding from the sheer force.

Action Tres: A Shocking Shockwave

The attack was a right wallop, a knockout of a hit, and just downright brutal. The ground buckled beneath the PLAYER THIEF'S feet, creating a noticeable indentation. However, the collateral didn't stop there.

An earthquake occurred, though not for more than a few short minutes. No one happened to get hurt, however, you wouldn't say the same for the SOULRAZE BARRACK's construction site. A few pillar here and there fell, the ground crumbled a small amount, a so many more smaller things also went wrong.

Whoever's in charge of this is going to have quite the "fun" night...

Action Quatro, Cinco, and Seis: And Thus, Life Was

When the attack was over, its victims stilled, our hero climbed out from the crater in tatters. His armor was falling apart at its joints, so he rightly decided to send the BLACK KNIGHT ASTERISK back into the player inventory.

The burning armor returned to the player inventory, and Arsenical was in his regular clothing. A few flames still clung to his clothing, and he patted most of them out.

Excluding one he didn't notice, sitting right on his shoulder. Though, considering it a fire is a bit inappropriate. Let's just call it what it is, yes?

And so, the BABY EXPLOSION ELEMENTAL, created from the sheer force of the BLACK DRILL, crawled into Arsenical's shirt pocket, and begun to sap on his nigh-endless lifeforce like it was food.

Full-Grown Explosion Elemental Charge(3/10)

You brutally SLAM into the Unsealed Player Thief, dealing a great big 25,000 damage!

Paradoxdragonpaci said:
Action 1 and 2 goes to charging
Flying techniques 5/5!

Action 3 I fly under my own power and remove my jetpack,set it to Laser Self-Destruct and throw it at the Shadow Beasts !!

You now have THE POWER OF FLIGHT! Your old, useless jetpack explodes all over the Shadow Beasts, dealing 5,000 damage to two of them!

Winkins said:
(Action!)(3 Charges)
(FOCUS!)
Staring intently at the Shadow Orb in its damaged state, I took my chance to bring forth my newly found Disco Energy and use it to subjugated the weakened Shadow orb under my influence. Letting the Disco energy to groove its way into the Shadow Orb, it starts converting it into a new entity as a Disco Orb! (Will be capable of playing songs on demand and other gimmicks)

(Orders)
Cat Siths are to continue attacking the SR blasted builders and hope they don't die this round.
Have the Dance Floor to appear under the smaller but deadly (8000A geez...) Shadow Beast to stun it this turn. (Its a Floor made of Catmancy. I would like to put cat features on it but the occasional neon cat panels that appears are fine too)

The Shadow Orb is being converted into a DISCO ORB! It'll take a few turns, but once complete, it'll have a variety of positive effects!

Your forces will do as you say!

pionoplayer said:
I'm still having my powers mostly drained by that stupid improbability drive, so I guess I'm still out of comission for now.

Action 1:
The improbability drive hums to life again, preparing for another release.
1/3 for More Fun.

Action 2:
The improbability drive clicks and whirs, flashing many different lights, but all of them are in the blacklight spectrum.
2/3 for More Fun

Action 3:
The improbability drive clicks one last time and dings. It's payload is ready.
3/3 for More Fun
Expending...

A barrel comes bouncing down the "slopes" of the shadow realm. Does it even have slopes? Well it does now. Because there's a barrel bouncing down one of them.
The barrel bounces around and comes to a stop at Two Eternities's feet.
And then the screeching starts. A monkey pokes its head out of the barrel, hits Eternities over the head with a stick, and then retreats back into its barrel.
There is a shuffling, clanking of metal, and a few weapons fall out of the top of the barrel, before mechanical legs come out of it, and it rights itself.
A monkey, in full armor and wielding a pike, proceeds to jump out of the top of it, and salute Two_Eternities.
Two_Eternities has gained control of the Barrel of Monkeys.

Barrel of Monkeys: a basic spawner entity. Every round it summons a single Monkey Warrior. The barrel itself has no attack, but the monkeys do. It's the monkeys that do all the useful fighting, the barrel is just there to make more.

Barrel of Monkeys summoned! Two_Eternities is granted control!

CaptainNZZZ said:
Glaring at the Godmodder's attack blockers I focus my attention to combat them, first working to remove the attack blockers on the Scarlet Prince with my Attack Blocker RemoverTM and should I have any energy left then remove the attack blockers on the Godslayer. (x2)

Carefully picking up the slightly damaged Charge Booster I charge the Temporal Shenanigans charge. (x1)

You take away all of the Scarlet Prince's blockers and 2 of the Godslayer's blockers! That means the Scarlet Prince can attack this turn.

CHARGE BOOSTER ROLL: 9/19 - It works fine.

You have all 20 you need to unleash Temporal Shenanigans.

EternalStruggle said:
The man looks at the Player Thief. He's definitely next, since there are only six players left and it now steals six a turn. This will not stand. No way is the man letting himself by stolen away into the Shadow Realm, not when he needs to be on the surface to act in his moment of triumph.

FOCUS - DROP THE HAMMER

Using old reliable kinetic force, he gets out a majorly oversized hammer, leaps over to the Unsealed Player Thief, and smashes it into bits with numerous hearty smacks empowered by his Player abilities. And that should be almost the end of that, he thinks.

18,000 damage to the Unsealed Player Thief!

hungry visitor said:
I am confused. Didn't I held the Starcalibur? If I did: Anyone can have it (besides the godmodder and PG)

Your body submits, your heart succumbs- so why does your mind RESIST?

Okay. But I got a keyblade, the best keyblade.
I open the keyhole of the Shadow Realm and release all the shadow creatures onto the Hexagonafield, freeing all the trapped players too.

Next topic.
I turn infinity (∞) into 8 by turning it. My voided brain-taking action should be able to succeed in 1 turn (I turned it into 8, but I only had to turn it once). The Hexagonafield is now 8 big and not infinite sized and a lot of entities are squashed together. This is harmful to the godmodder and his creatures. But it does not harm the AG entities since I shield them against the harm.

Moniker should lose some HP for breaking the rules.

You can't find the Shadow Realm's keyhole! The keyhole is entirely black-colored, in a not-well-lit area, on a black background! Since you can't escape the Shadow Realm, you can't reach the "infinity" part of the HEXAGONAFIELD to 8-inate it.

...And, uh, new rule: Moniker is allowed to break all the rules!

MooGoesCow21 said:
I send a letter to Cera saying that she should use the Crime lab to find the cause of the most recent deaths and i send the list of all the current evidence saying that if she feels the space station is about to be destroyed kill the person you think it is

Cera: ...Alright, I get what you're saying. Can't sacrifice the safety of the Space Station in the name of making sure. I'll make use of the crime labs, and if it looks like the Space Station is going down, I'll just kill all the candidates and be done with it.

The_Two_Eternities said:
"Doormaker, keep portal-protecting the Second Scarlet Prince. Second Scarlet Prince, attack the Unsealed Player Thief."

1 Action: I notice my shadow rising up behind me. "Ha! You fool! Behold! The Containment-Inator! I forget what skip this was containing, but it's dangerous, so I'll just make a copy." I am suddenly in a room with active spotlights lining the walls, thus causing my shadow to disappear.

1 Action: I notice the magnet. "Ha! Electricity nullifies magnetic fields! Well, maybe not, but in the quantities I'm going to be using, it won't really matter." I grab a hair dryer with a strangely labeled dial, and quickly shove it into a strange gizmo that looks vaguely like a Tesla coil. I turn the dial to 11 for a brief second, and a massive lightning bolt shoots out and strikes the magnet, reducing it to plasma.

4 Actions: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The flesh grows into the shape of a massive person with wings growing out of her back. The wings aren't quite finished, however, and the whole thing just looks uncanny.

Simurgh 23/24 (I just need one more charge)

(Simurgh stats in case someone finishes the charge for me:
8 actions of power in HP
8 actions of power in dodge chance
8 actions of power in attack (a telekinetic brain-melting thingy)
)

I then hand over Starcalibur to Paradoxdragonpaci.

You counter both attacks, and almost finish your charge! You hand Starcalibur to Paradoxdragonpaci ! However, since you held it for 3 turns, all the energy it took out of you suddenly hits you hard. You feel weary... you'd better lay off for a bit. You only have 2 actions this coming turn.

Captain.Cat said:
Looking over at the Player Thief I left out a Sigh. 'We need to drop this Bastard now.'

-Focus Action "The Duke of Death"-

Lifting up my spear I grip it in both hands and I look towards the Player Thief, the Player Thief looks back and holds out one of his hands and a sword of shadow materializes in his hand. While it is hard to make out any facial features on him I can tell that he is smirking.

'Arrogant little shit aren't you.' I think to myself and then rush forward towards the Player Thief. I jab my spear at him but he ducks to the side just missing him. Then he retaliates with a overhead swing, I bring the shaft of my spear up and block the strike and force his blade to the side, Then I move to strike him with the back end of my spear but before I can hit the Player Thief he dematerializes into shadows and then rematerializes behind me. Knowing this as one of the oldest tricks in the book I roll forward and just barely evade the strike from behind, I quickly re-position myself to face the Player Thief.

Once again me and the Player Thief are facing each-other down. Slowly we began to circle each-other waiting for one to make the first move. The Player Thief then rushes forward using the shadows to teleport side to side in a attempt to confuse me as to where his going to be, He then vanishes. The Force powers that I had gotten urge me to look up, As I do I see the Player Thief baring down on me with from the air with his sword pointed straight down. Using the Force I push myself out of the way as the Player Thief Strikes the ground embedding his sword into the Haxagonafield.

Then I quickly strike with my spear as the Player Thief tries to dislodge his sword from the ground, He sees it coming at the last second and tries to get out of the way but I catch him with my attack cutting a large gash across his stomach. He quickly gets out of range of my spear and he checks his wound. It is a dark dull red with a shadowy red drifting into the air before dissipating into nothing. He looks up and glares at me.

Once again we start circling each-other but after a few steps the Player Thief stops and then slowly sinks into the ground forming a pool of shadows.

Then rising up from the pool is the Player Thief but he is mounted upon a Wolf made completely of shadows. The Player Thief seems to laugh but I can't hear it if it is because I'm still deaf from earlier, Then the Player Thief brings down his sword and the Wolf lunges at me. I duck to the right out of the way attack and I jab at the Wolf with my spear managing to cut it in the side but not enough to cause any real damage, The Player Thief then swings at me with his swords but I deflect swing and I use the force once again to disengage from the now wolf mounted Player Thief.

'Shit I need to come up wi-' "AAAAGGGGH." I yell out in pain and roll to the side and look seeing a copy of the Player Thief stand behind were I was, His shadow sword cover with fresh red blood, He is obviously grinning. I look over to the Shadow wolf and I see that yes the Player Thief is still there. 'Oh great he can make copies of himself.' I think bitterly to myself.

The second Player Thief then charges me letting out a silent yell. I prepare to counter the attack but from the side I can see that the first Player Thief is also charging me with his Wolf. Quickly using the Force I use it to grab the second Player Thief and toss him towards the First one. The First Player Thief raises his sword up and slices the second player in two causing the Second one to dematerialize causing no harm to the First Player Thief.

The shadow wolf again lunges at me and snaps at me but once again misses, followed up with the Player Thief swinging his sword at me grazing him across my left cheek. The Shadow wolf rushes off and readies to come around for another attack.

'That's right come at me again bastard see what happens.' The wolf rears up and then charges at me. As he reaches the halfway point I use the Force again and suddenly raise up the ground in the oncoming wolf's path, With no time to weave around or jump over it the Shadow wolf crashes right into it causing the Player Thief to be flung from his mount and over my head before crashing into the ground with a solid thud, Meanwhile the Shadow wolf falls to the ground and I think howls in pain although I'm still deaf.

Wasting no time I aim my Spear at the wolf and I yell out "Lightening Bolt!" A stream of Electricity shoots out from my spear and hits the Shadow wolf straight on! The Wolf absorbs the electricity growing brighter and brighter before cracks with light seeping out appear all over the Wolf, Half a second later the Shadow wolf bursts into a ball of light with wisps of shadow dissipating into nothing.

Turning towards the Player Thief I see that he has gotten up and he looks piss. Raising up both of his hands shadows start to condense at his finger tips and suddenly the shadows shot out sending a dozen orbs into the ground. From the ground 12 Player Thief clones form from the orbs.

'Ahhhhhh, Shit.' Is all I can Think before they all charge at me, Quickly taking Aim with my spear at one of the rushing Player Thieves and I yell out. "Lightening Bolt!" The Electricity shoots out and connects with one the thieves causing him to explode into a ball of light instantly.

Before I can repeat this trick on another one they had gotten to close and start attacking! I parry the first attack from a shadow axe brushing it to the side and then slam the shaft of my spear into the Player thief throat, breaking his windpipe causing him to crumble to the ground trying to breath.

In the same action I thrust my spear into another oncoming Player Thief right into his chest piercing his heart. Unfortunately my spear is lodged in Player Thief chest and I have to quickly abandon and dodge another Player Thief swinging his sword, The Player Thief misses and strikes the dying Player thief finishing him off.

Another Player Thief rushes forward with a dagger and lunges it at me. I weave to the side and grab the Player Thief's arm and twist it behind his back and with a jerk I break the Player thief's wrist causing him to cry out in pain dropping the dagger and I grab the dagger with my other hand.

The same Player Thief with the sword turns around and tries to slash at me again, Seeing the attack coming I push the Player Thief that I had disarmed in the way of the slash.
The strike connects burying the sword halfway into the disarmed Player Thief's chest killing him instantly and getting the sword stuck. While the Player Thief tries to dislodge his sword I quickly circle around him and I slam my dagger into the back of the Player Thief's neck, piercing straight through his neck bone thus breaking it and causing the blade to stick out the other side. The Player Thief having had his neck broken drops to the ground like a sack of potatoes.

Before I can move on I feel a searing pain in my back and manage to roll forward just barely avoiding the second oncoming attack from next Player Thief. Looking over I see another Player Thief with a now bloodied battle axe and then looking behind me I see Two more player thieves charging at me, One with a spear and another with a warhammer.

I quickly raise up one of my hands at the oncoming Player Thief with the spear and use the force to throw him into the Player Thief with the Warhammer causing them both hit the ground in a tangled heap.

Looking back at the battleaxe wielding Player Thief I see that he is not giving me a change to recover and is charging me with his battleaxe raised on high. 'I wish for a banana peel to appear and trip him.' Suddenly a banana peel appears right in front of the player Thief's next foot and he trip on it causing him to hit the ground and sending his battleaxe spinning into the air, 1 rotation, 2 rotations, 3 rotations, It then starts falling back down, 4 rotations, 5 rotations, 6 rotations and *Slice!*. The battleaxe stuck the Player Thief's head and split it in twain.

Looking back over at the two Player Thieves that I had knock down I see at they are just getting back up. 'Well lets see how force lightening works.' Raising up both my hands I call about the power of the force and then I feel it's power surge though me and from my finger tips a storm of Electricity shoots engulfing the two Player thieves! 'Tinglingly.' I think to myself and before my eyes the Player Thieves start cracking up with light pouring out from the cracks before then exploding into a shower of lights.

I then look over at Player Thief Prime and I see that he and his remaining clones are all gather together and are staring back at me. "What?.. Come on what! what do you have to throw at me next!" I yell out at them but they all remain silent, Or maybe I'm still deaf I can't tell anymore. Using the force again I use it to pick up my Lightening spear that I had to abandon earlier and I then I return to staring down the remaining Player Thieves.

Suddenly Player Thief prime reaches out with his hands again and then sucks the remaining clones into him and suddenly he grows larger and larger and larger until his the size of a 1 story house.

"Oh that how your going to play it? Just grow bigger. Well fuck you!" I say angerly at the now much larger Player Thief. Immediately I aim my Lightening spear at him and yell out "Lightening Bolt!" Instantly A bolt of Lightening shoots out at the mega Player Thief, He makes no attempt to get out of the way and takes it straight on, Taking no damage that can be seen. "Of fucking course you now have resistance, what else Asshole!"

Suddenly the mega Player Thief vanishes and the force urges me to dodge forward and I quickly do just barely in time to avoid a resounding slam coming from behind, looking behind me I see that the mega Player Thief had just utter crushed the area I was just in. I begin to turn my body around to face him But then the mega Player Thief right arm shoots out at a near blinding speed and nails me right in the chest, Sending me flying about about 30 miles per hour.

After a few seconds I hit the ground and skip and tumble for about 15 feet. "Agghhh... Fu..ck....." I barely speak out feeling like every bone in my body has been broken.

Suddenly the Mega Player Thief is standing over me and with one large hand picks me up and starts to crush me in his hand. I can feel bones creaking and snapping or shattering and I can barely remain conscience.

The Mega Player Thief then holds me in front of him and then slowly opens his maw. 'Fu...c..... Ne....d.... s...ome.....t...hi....ng..... ..I....Wi.....sh for...... me......b..e.....light...enin..g ..R.o...d.' Suddenly A giant Storm Cloud comes out of nowhere. Looking up the mega Player thief Sees the storm cloud and then looks at my broken body. Just before the mega Player Thief can do anything A giant bolt of light comes hurling towards me and strikes and with the mega Player Thief holding me he Is also receiving the full shock of electricity energy from the storm!

I can barely make it out but I see the mega Player Thief being racked by the electricity, Glowing white cracks of light forming all around it and then the Glow becoming even more intense until I can see nothing but light. I then hear faint exploding noise and then feeling like I'm again flying, then all goes dark.

I ache all over and my vision is blurry, Slowly I bring my head to the side and I see a another person. They look sickly, their skin a deathly pale and shadowy goo draining into the ground that we lay on. They look back over at me. cloudy green eyes looking back at me. I then see them move their mouth and a weak and barely audible I hear them say. "I'..m so...r..ry.... T..h...nk.... y......." Then their green eyes glaze over and suddenly cracks form all over their sickly body and within moments the body breaks down turns into a fine silvery dust and then is blown away.

Looking at the fading dust I think to myself 'Your welcome.' Unsure if I'm dreaming or if I'm awake my vision goes dark.

(Well I'm going to be taking a break for few updates. I'll come back after maybe 3 or 4 updates, I just going with that my character is now in a coma until his body mostly heals itself. Well I wish you all the best of luck while I'm gone and I hope you all have a good week and a good time.)

(Hope you have good break, captain.cat!)

You use your SUPER ATTACK, and the Unsealed player thief is SLAIN! About 15 Soulraze builders, who were watching from the sidelines, were so awe-struck they literally died with fear!

Nano Soldier 2016 said:
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Holy Shit, what the fuck?!" I scream as I find myself parachuting from the sky towards what I think is some kind of event?

Welcome! It's... an event, indeed! Looks more like a war, in all honesty...

That-Random-Guy said:
FOCUS

Actions 1 and 2: I place more attack shields on myself.

Action 3: 1/5: A Wound of Walls.

2 attack shields given to yourself!

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The Unsealed Player Thief lets out an unearthly screech, as defeated bosses are wont to do! As the few players remaining outside the Shadow Realm watch, the Shadow slowly, slowly shrivels up, and eventually... disappears. The entire HEXAGONAFIELD feels just a bit brighter. And the godmodder is clutching his chest, 3 HP down. But wait... where are the other players!?

On the inside of the Shadow Realm, more Shadow Beasts approach, far more of them than before! And a few have... faces? It's too dark to make them all out exactly... But there's so, so many...

A portal opens up in the ceiling, a blessed, blessed rope ladder extended down from up above! You see two familiar faces poke through.

Jamie: Players! We're here! We're here to save you!

Ash: Hurry.

You don't need to be told twice! A few players awkwardly take the ladder, but most of them just use their Player powers to fly or leap right up! All of you make it out, the Shadow Beasts climbing over themselves trying to nip at your heels...

Everyone tumbles out into the Godslayer's portal room. That was a close one. Unfortunately, a few things had to be left behind in the Shadow Realm, like the Disco Orb and the Disco Dance floor. You did manage to get your other entities out safely, thankfully. You feel like... if for some reason, this war goes in such a way as to make you visit the Shadow Realm again, you might just find some use for those things after all...

In any event, it looks like things are back to normal. Well, mostly, at least. You still have to take care of Xerath, the Space Station saboteur, and the godmodder isn't looking happy (not that that's new). But you're not at risk of being stolen anymore!

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Ash, Jamie, and the Godslayer are all busy this turn rescuing you!

Cera, trying to solve the murder mystery, uses the Crime lab on some recently killed foes. They were killed with a very specific kind of weapon - an Orderius, a special type of fork that's really good as a weapon and kinda bad at being used to eat stuff. It can only be ordered in a very specific way from a very specific (illegal) website. You don't know exactly how, though.

Xerath gives the Soulraze builders an attack shield.

AG:

Most of the Starcraft army, Grog Strongjaw, and the Monkey Barrel all get accustomed to being on (or returning to) the HEXAGONAFIELD this turn.

BrutalCore attacks the Soulraze builders, taking their attack shield! The Scarlet Prince (with a new attack shield of his own) follows up, killing every last one of the remaining ones!

Aboard the Space Station, 20 more engineers disappear during working hours! When the rest find this out, after the day's work is done, the remaining Space Engineers have an immediate and drastic response: They go on strike. They won't work until the problem of everyone dying is solved, and they may even evacuate the ship if the situation continues to worsen as it is. Better get this solved as fast as you can.

PG:

The soulraze army gets 25 new builders. Again.

The Evil Healers siphon 6,000 HP from the Sith army, looking about ready to kill it!

The godmodder decides he should probably just try to get things under control. He launches an anti-attack shield probe, that destroys 8 random attack shields on the field! Some entities have way too many. The Starcraft army loses one, the Godslayer, 3, the Scarlet Prince, 2, Eternalstruggle's beacon, 2.

N:

Eternalstruggle's beacon is calling its thing in this coming turn!

The Sith army attacks an Evil Healer, slightly damaging it!

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Paradoxdragonpaci The godmodder sees the word "dragon" in your name, and assumes you must be a fan of dragons. He sends a dragon your way, who politely asks for Starcalibur. You have a bad feeling about what will happen if its turned down.

Paradoxdragonpaci A messenger arrives, telling you your house that you apparently have is burning down! Oh no! You can't make it there in time carrying Starcalibur, it's too heavy!

Paradoxdragonpaci You see a dance dance revolution machine calling you... it's irresistible... and better yet, instead of money, you can pay to play it using Starcalibur...

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Looks like you guys have a little bit to rest and finish off some of your current objectives before any more major events start. Use this time wisely!

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Find a good target for Godslayer's Collide ability!
-Defeat Xerath and the Soulraze Forces!

Minor tasks:

Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities! Find the second mysterious saboteur aboard the Space Station!
Protect the SCVs building Starcraft buildings!
Protect Doormaker! He can help with any portal-related tasks!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
Eternalstruggle's beacon will call in a spaceship! But he's neutral, so is it a good or bad thing?
The Soulraze builders and their contraptions are high priority, buffing the main Soulraze army!
Destroy the structures inside the Shadow Realm!
The Evil Healers gain power over time! Kill them!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG]Godslayer: 200,000/200,000 HP, 22,000 x 2A, Specials: Target Strike (ready in 3!), Collide (ready!)(Boss)(20% dodge chance)(protected from 2 attacks)(1 attacks blocked)
[AG]Cera
[AG]Ash
[AG]Jamie(Has minor healing ticket)

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station), Shield generator (-1,000 damage to all AG forces)(OFFLINE)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 2!)(OFFLINE)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)(OFFLINE)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control(OFFLINE)
Portal Frame: Mysterious Portal(133% open)(+33% open per turn)(OFFLINE)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer: 7% complete (cost: 20)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 120(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)(on strike)
Winry: 6,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability)
Candidates:

Cameron: Has granola bar and lipstick, was tossing and turning in sleep last night, "I relaxed in the break room at the time of the murder"
Bob: Has flashlight, paced nervously all last night, "I was working on the Very Large Room, as is my job"
Jill: Has wrench and lipstick, browsed reddit all night, "I was the one who found the body"
Jack: Has car keys, rped all night, "I was working on the shield generator, I don't know how it was shut down"
Zeta: Has phone, slept perfectly still last night, "I was in my room, talking to my family"
Alpha: Has credit card and lipstick(swears it wasn't there before), slept perfectly still last night, (refused to give statement at time of murder)
Billy: Has raincoat, played Minecraft all night, "I was on vacation, and got back at almost the exact time he was murdered"
Winry: Corebrute's friend, has toolkit and lipstick, tinkered all night, "I was talking to Corebrute"
Zilly: Has embarrassing hand-written note from mother, studied all night, (refused to give statement at time of murder)
All imprisoned!

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)(portal-shielding Scarlet Prince)
Scarlet Prince: 41,000/50,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(guarding Doormaker)(protected from 3 attack)

[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(8,000 TA):
SCVs: 30/30 x 41 HP(schedule: Get to 10 barracks, then build factories)
Marines: 100 x 20 HP, 100 x 20A
Marauders: 300 x 10 HP, 200 x 10A
Hellions: 300 x 10 HP, 300 x 10A
Orbital command centers: 8,000/8,000 x 1 HP, 2,000 x 1A
Command centers: 5,000/5,000 x 1 HP (+1 SCVs per turn)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 x 4 HP (+1 marine each, each turn)
Barracks: 11% complete (1 builder = 5.5%)

[AG - Corebrute]BrutalCore: 15,000/40,000 HP, 10,000A

[AG - Ranger Strider]Grog Strongjaw: 15,000/25,000 HP, 10,000A

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Wolf pack: 2,000/2,000 x 5 HP, 2,000 x 5A
Barrel of Monkeys: 7,000/7,000 HP (+1 Monkey per turn)

[N]Slots Machine: 40,000/50,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - EternalStruggle]Reinforcement beacon: 5,000/5,000 HP (Calling spaceship in 1!)(+1 attack shield in 1!)(1 last-ditch defense)(protected from 3 attack)(10% dodge rate)
Shield: 25,000/25,000 HP

[N - Winkins]Sith army: 2,000/8,000 HP, 3,000A

[P]Peacekeepers(582,415 total attack)(Unbribable):
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 10,000/10,000 HP
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 999, 225x999A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners IV: 100/100 HP x 999, 360x999A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 125/125 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 999(adding godmod plating to all buildings, done in 2!)(building special weapons depot, done in 1!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 999, researching safe Godmod armor(done in 2!)(researching improved machine gunners, done in 1!)
HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 2, calling in 999 commandos(done in 4!), filing land expansion permit(done in 5!)
Shield generators: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x3 HP (producing Riflemen x 999 for death-elite training camp, done in 4!)(producing squad leader x 989, done in 4!)
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 10,000/10,000 HP
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped), Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways

[SR]Soulraze Foot Soldiers: 1,000 x 0 HP, 1,000 x 0A

[SR]Soulraze Builders: 800 x 25 HP
Barracks: 76% complete (1 builder = 2% completion)
Super Barracks: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Regen Generator: 12% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Anti-Everything Turret: 0% complete (1 builder = 1.5% completion)

[SR]Soulraze Guard: 3,000 x 0 HP, 250 x 0A (not currently protecting anyone - getting in the way of all AG attacks!)

[N-1]Xerath (bodyguarding Headquarters)
[SR]Soulraze Headquarters: 64,000/100,000 HP (+25 builders each turn)(Thresher Maw, -6,000 HP each turn, would be 2000 more without Xerath)

[PG]Evil Healers: 12,000 x 2 + 9,000 x 1 HP, +2,500 x 3A (siphon HP from AG forces, attack boosted by Law of Benevolence!)

[PG]Godmodder: 215/300 HP(+1 action buff tickets x 1)(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)

Player info:

Captain.cat
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
MooGoesCow21 (Charge: 1/???)
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 16/100)(Targeted by Dreadnought)(effect-curing power)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Claim Ticket - Redeemable on Update 58, expires Update 60)(Temporal Shenanigans: 20/20)(Minor Healing Ticket)(1 teleport charm)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)
Hungry visitor(Ascendance)(New being - gets 1 attack shield)
The_Two_Eternities(23/24)(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(protected from 4 attack)(1/5)
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)(3/10)
[N+1]JoeBOB
Ranger_Strider_(2/5)
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man(5/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)
gilded king(6/10)
Pionoplayer
Darshelenas Sunbreaker(lightly wounded)
[N]Winkins(2/10)(+1,000A Iron sword)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)
Nano Soldier 2016

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condensor(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 12
Portal Gun
Charge Booster (damage: 1/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks

New DTG update downloaded. Will be installed next GM post.

Moniker · Dec 4, 2017

Page of Time said:
FOCUS!

The cheery girl stares down the Evil Healers and fries them with laser eye beams.

2 Evil Healers slain!

Ranger_Strider_ said:
I'm baaaaack...... GROG KILL SOME BUILDERS!
1. I place a shield on Grog
2/3. LIGHT OF SERENRAE (4/5)
HELP IS ON THE WAY GROG, HOLD OUT A LITTLE LONGER!

+1 Attack shield to Grog!

EternalStruggle said:
"I think you should use Collide on the Godmodder himself at this point, knock out some of that hard to remove HP while you can." The man smriked as he looked over at the Beacon. "Meanwhile, it's time for the arrival."

FOCUS - THE ULTIMATE

A final action to slightly, just slightly boost the powerful warship that has been stewing for 15 turns now. His flagship, his pet project, his Entity, his ultimate weapon. He grandly gestures towards the Beacon, and above it a portal begins to form. A truly massive affair, belying he great size of the vessel. It's not nearly as large as the city sized monstrosity of a house/floating fortress that the man sometimes uses for artillery support, but it is still many kilometers long, and possessed of heavy armaments, armoring and redundant antigravity engines to keep it afloat. It's tough, it has firepower and it has hanger bays. Controlled by advanced fully automated systems, with multiple incorruptible AI cores controlling each function down to the smallest detail, and with all systems active and ready for a fight. It may end up merely floating there, being ominous, but it was most certainly not to be underestimated, and might prove a fine asset in the coming superboss battle against whatever monster the Godmodder summoned when his Hp reached 200.

Another gesture, the portal pulses with powerful Player energy. Through it, the craft is empowered, boosted, stats increased. This will be the figure's finest hour, the creation of a potent vessel of war his crowning achievement. Neither side could be bothered with attacking it, so it glowed brightly undisturbed, and now the man could reap the rewards.

It was the ultimate. It was the Apex.

The Apex - Flying Battleship
Standard attack and HP.
Special - Hanger Bays. Using advanced Q-Econ technology, material can be fed directly into fabricators from far away, allowing the Apex to construct drones on site. It uses this ability to deploy a single Repair Drone every turn. Individually, they are poorly armored and don't repair a lot of damage, but in numbers they can act as decent ablative armor and damage mitigation. In total there's a cap of twenty or so of the things.
Special - Upgradable. Will come into play when dockyards are constructed.
Naturally, all the Beacon upgrades and its protective shield will get cannibalized into this thing.
Obviously if the Beacon gets destroyed before it can act, this doesn't get summoned, but I feel like that's unlikely.

+1 vote to using Collide on the godmodder!

Cera: If we can get 4 votes for any one option, that would be enough to use it, I think.

The Apex summoned!

Darshelenas Sunbreaker said:
Ronald Mcdonald emerges from the shadow realm into reality with legions upon legions upon legions of monkeys and jelly worms and start attacking indiscriminately, the doom slayer awakens and is extremely confused.

Jamie: NOOOO!!!

Jamie, in the Godslayer's lower rooms, runs up and kicks all those foes down the portal back to the Shadow Realm! BEGONE, [V] ENTITIES! BEGONE!

Winkins said:
(Action!)(3 Charges)
(FOCUS)
Tears streamed down my face as I recall my farewell to my beloved Shadow/Disco orb.
(Sappy Flashback) Holding on to the Shadow orb in my warmth and Hustling the groove into it. I moved and nurtured it in disco light and music, making the bond as I felt the groovyness swell within. But I knew I didn't have long. Somehow, the voice of Jamie, resounds in my head and knowing them for the limited turns I had known of them, they would follow through with getting us out soon. What I didn't know was how soon they would get us out, I was lifted off the ground when they made the opening the next turn. Knowing that I had to truly go before I become trapped in the shadow realm should I miss the opportunity and die. But goodbyes were never easy for my poor heart, for leaving my two newly summoned entities would be like abandoning my newly born babes which had great plans and a future to be done. Tears broke free from my eyes, like a dam that was held back which the flow of tears soon increased to me bawling out anime waterfall tears. Those very tears were embed with anime essence which was why the tears poured out in such form and were falling on to the Shadow/Disco orb. I was about to turn away and make out the last stretch out of the shadow realm till I heard a 'anime' school girl voice "... May we meet again Winkins-kun" The intensity of my tear flowing turns into geysers as I face Shadow/Disco orb one more time saying my first words since I joined this war "... I WILL MAKE SURE OF IT SHADOW/DISCO ORB-CHAN" Using up my turn energy to create a BOND with Shadow/Disco-Chan, I turn back to the opening, tears gushing out all the while.
(BOND has been established and will certainly will meet again)

(Order)
Awkwardly standing a couple of meters away from me, the Cat Siths decide to continue to attack the Evil Healers.

(Edit: I think I made a future waifu... I'm currently facedesking right now after re-reading this.)

Don't facedesk! It's BEAUTIFUL.

BOND has been established. One way or another, you WILL see Disco Orb before the game's end!

pionoplayer said:
Piono, after climbing the ladder, stays on the Godslayer, the improbability drive has everything handled for right now.
He instead walks over to Ash and Jamie.
"Hey, thanks for the rescue back there, that was pretty good timing."
"..."
"I have a question. Do any of you guys remember... anything about the outside world at all?"
"Because I keep finding out that I have all these powerful artifacts... and the knowledge to use them... and I'm not sure what to make of it, since they all seem to predate my becoming a Player."

Action 1:
The Improbability Drive begins whirring, the lights now properly lit.
1/3 for Peanut Allergies

Action 2:
The Improbabiltiy drive questions the relationship between the charge name and the charge result.
2/3 for Peanut Allergies.

Action 3:
The improbability clicks up and dings once more!
3/3 for Peanut Allergies.
Expending...
a can rolls up to Winkins feet. He picks it up.
"Shake before opening."
Well, he can't argue with the instructions, so he shakes it up.
Can you guess what's in the can?
snakes? Snakes? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKEESSS
Did you guess snakes? because it's snakes.
Snakes explode out of the can and fly in every direction.

New Entity: Can o Snakes.
This works exactly the same as the Barrel of Monkeys, except instead of summoning monkeys, it summons snakes.

Ash: Don't remember anything.

Jamie: Me neither! Most people don't. A few bring stuff with them, or have specific connections to the outside world, but...

Jamie: Nobody's ever been able to "escape", except to spirit realms like Heaven or Hell. And those aren't places you want to stay long.

Jamie: And nobody else has any memories, either. Except the Soul Orb. Most groups remember that at some point during the fight.

The godmodder hires a MASTER SNAKE CHARMER! He runs up, grabs the barrel from Winkins, and then sits down to charm the snakes to Team Godmodder! One summoning entity is quite fine!

MooGoesCow21 said:
Unless there is clearly a better person to kill I will kill Jill

Well, it's up to you to determine if there's clearly a better person to kill you! You walk up to Jill and shoot them. Search the body and...

And...

Nothing! Looks like they were on your side after all! Darn!

Unfortunately, Jill had a pretty important job on the ship. She was a button presser on the Shield Generator. The specific button was the "do not self destruct" button, which needs to be pressed every 5 seconds, or the Shield Generator will self-destruct.

KA-BOOM!

The_Two_Eternities said:
I wheeze slightly. "That took a bit out of me. I need something easy to do." Hmmm...

1 Action: I snap the neck of an Evil Healer.

1 Action: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

She is complete.

Simurgh 24/24

The Simurgh has been summoned on the AG side!

Stats:
8 actions of power in speed
8 actions of power in dodge chance
8 actions of power in attack

"Doormaker, keep shielding the Second Scarlet Prince. Second Scarlet Prince, attack the Soulraze Builders. Pack of Packed Wolves, attack the Evil Healers. Monkeys, attack the Soulraze Regen Generator. Simurgh, attack the Evil Healers."

8000 damage to an evil healer!

Simurgh SUMMONED! But wait, you didn't put any charges into HP... I'll split it 6 posts to each.

...Wait, how did your entities get split into two lists on the entity page? Fixed!

Daskter said:
Im going to assist with the sabotaur...
Focused, i look through all of the computer logs to see who could have possibly ordered something.

Edit. More specifically im investigating Jills and Billy online activities

Im a bit nervous with how many turns the sabatour been at it.

You're detecting online activity from... well, Jill is dead, so you can skip her. Billy accessed the minecraft wiki multiple times. And the minecraft forums. And various mod sites. And played on some minecraft servers.

You're also detecting 2 anonymous connections. One of them connected to the site necessary to order the stuff, or at least that's what it looks like. The timestamps on each of the webpages indicate that the website was navigated a little bit slower than your average browsing speed.

hungry visitor said:
Driver notices the change in the rules of everything he has known. And it is pretty damn easy to abuse this new rule.
He chugs down a potion of identity. He now no longer is named Driver, but Moniker.

Breaking the rules is fun. Moniker now no longer is AG, but PHG (Pro Hungry Visitor).

Moniker kills the Guys that killed him (at that time his name was HarVester), turning their alignment into PHG. A small list appears: Godmodder, That-Random-Guy, The_Two_Eternities, CaptainNZZZ, Initiator, MooGoesCow21, Examon

Moniker feels overwhelmed with that much freedom and no real enemies, so he tries to possess the other Moniker and changes the Law "Moniker is allowed to break all the rules!" into:
"That guy that writes this particular Law to the time this particular Law, which is contained in this unedited post, was written, now has the power to break all the rules."

Moniker knew he also made too much actions this round. But he did not care cuz he can break all the rules.
There still was one power he did not possess. The power to interpret actions of others. But this power could only be given.
Or could it?
Yes because Hungry Visitor can't threadmark. This breaks the rules. In a bad way. I want. Some threadmark.

...Wait... no! THERE CAN'T BE TWO MONIKERS AT ONCE!

HEXSCRIPT ERROR CODE: 4094 - TWO IDENTIFIERS FOUND IN "GM" position

Attempting to recover...

Attempting to recover...

Attempting to recover...

Attempt failed.

Attempting to reload from last backup (.015 nanoseconds before crash)...

Reload successful.

...What? I just detected the game getting reloaded. It was probably the godmodder! Bad godmodder! Take 1 damage!

And so the godmodder does.

Nano Soldier 2016 said:
I manage to land safely despite having zero experience using a parachute and I realise that the "event" is in fact a massive battle between several people and multiple creatures, one of which looks like it came from Worm. "HEY! Anyone want to tell me what the fuck is going on here?!"

Action 1: Find some cover/protection from crossfire/deliberate attacks on myself.

Action 2: Summon M-16 for self defence

Action 3: (Attempt) Summon body armour for defence

Welcome, Nano Soldier! Again!

You get behind cover, and now have an M16 plus Body Armour! This will be useful, if you are attacked.

JOEbobobob said:
for collide, I suggest using collide to create a godslayer II, keeping the godslayer around and even upgrading it... with the upgraded version having another, similar special of an equally long chargeup. because why would you want to lose the godslayer? you'll get the godmodder's HP down with enough free time, so no need to waste it yet.
/nullsuggestion

Cera: I mean... that isn't really what we were going for...

Ash: Wouldn't work. Already checked. Collide is versatile but not that versatile.

CaptainNZZZ said:
My first action is to make it so the rest of my actions happen during the neutral phase of the turn. (x1)

Secondly during the neutral phase of update 58 I finally redeem my claim ticket, also protecting this action from being negatively affected by someone like the Godmodder. (x1)

Finally I protect my charge from being negatively effected from someone like the Godmodder. (x1)

Activating my charge I reach out into time and bring forth the Temporal Guardian, a powerful being completely loyal to me. (for stats its passive manipulation of time gives it some damage resistance and dodge rate, it can attack twice every turn, and has a special ability called Za Warudo that freezes time around an opponent or ally which prevents what it was used on for acting [it stops self healing, dodging, attacking, having any timers on them like turns til a special move is ready or turns to summon an entity go down, etc] until the effect fades. When Za Warudo is used on a entity said entity can't be damaged but entities can still attack it, building up damage that will hit the entity once Za Warudo's effect ends.)

These will take effect as soon as [N] phase starts.

Paradoxdragonpaci said:
Actions1,2 aNd 3
I tell the Godmodder that I am not named because I LIKE Dragons but because I AM a Paradox Dragon,a subspecies of Dimensional Dragons,I tHen Transform into my Dragon form,which is Huge, and kick the other Dragon far far away, it then fly to my House with Starcalibur in my Dragonic Form aNd tHen Paradoxify my House from a Time before it burned down into Now before heading back with Starcalibur still somehow gripped in my talons. I may have accidentally crushed the DDR Machine I was going to play when I landed, Also some PG entities possibly, i then transform back into my base form. I then use the rest of my turns to charge summoning an Alchemitter
Summoning Alchemitter 3/15
//OOC: is this Good ??

You successfully beat back the godmodder's attacks! And charge!

That-Random-Guy said:
. . .

Not a horrible idea, actually. I look forward to the outcome of your action with interest.

Anyway.

FOCUS

Firstly, I transfer as many Attack Shields to the Star Craft Army as I can while using only 1 action. If that is plain impossible, than I use 2 instead of 3 actions for the next bit, charging of up my Wound of Walls charge. (Which is at 1/5 as of me writing this)

Fluff Start: After doing what I can to give attack Shields to the Starcraft Army, I teleport myself to a faraway little clearing in a forest with a pond in the center. Then, I get a large clump of dirt with a sapling still in, some water, and a few drops of my blood. I focus my power, and with my set of special elemental focuses that I cannot elaborate on because time constraints, I create the FOREST HEART. Of course, I'm not done yet. This next bit will involve some very intricate mirror magic. . .

+1 attack shield to the Starcraft army! Where are you transferring from? You don't own any entities right now, and you can't steal from ones that aren't yours. Well, you can from the enemies, but not without more actions.

gilded king said:
Action 1:
I recreate my shadow zone lighthouse only with AG entity only medpacks instead
Action 2 :
I place autonomous sniper turrets on my lighthouse which first shoot non AG hostile creatures near the lighthouse before shooting any faraway ones

UNIVERSAL SUPLEX : 7/10

The lighthouse is recreated! Some medpacks are added to the player inventory to boost healing! Lighthouse given some attack power!

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Ash, Cera, and Jamie all start charging again.

Xerath places an attack shield on the Soulraze builders.

AG:

The Godslayer fires upon the Evil Healers, slaying them!

Simurgh and the Wolf Pack attack the Soulraze builders, slaying all of them!

BrutalCore attacks the Snake Barrel for 10,000 damage, and the Lighthouse, Grog Strongjaw, and the Starcraft Army attack the Snake Charmer for 20,000 damage!

Aboard the Space Station, things aren't looking good. Taking out one saboteur bought you some time, but still, it won't be long now... In a panic, all remaining Space Engineers are hustling towards a new Safe Room that just opened up in the back of the space station. Meanwhile, the Shield Array suddenly finds itself covered in Teal Goo. The shield protecting the Space Station from direct attack by the godmodder are soon to fall. Not this turn, but the next.

The Second Scarlet Prince notices a distinct lack of enemies on the PG field. And that means... it's time for him to take down the big bad behind all this! The godmodder himself!

The Second Scarlet Prince pulls out his twinblades and challenges the godmodder to a duel! The godmodder happily accepts, but as he draws his glowing Hurtium sword out of its sheath, the Second Scarlet Prince realized that someone switched out his twin blades for rubber pool noodles! Also, he came to the duel in his underwear by accident. Help the Second Scarlet Prince, or he'll be on a suicide mission!

PG:

The godmodder takes a break from his duel, and activates YOREHAMMER! Flying over to the Doormaker, it merely takes one attack to slay him. Frankly, he wonders why he didn't do it earlier.

What's more, he also activates his other +1 action buff ticket, and begins a new charge!

The soulraze builders get refilled as soon as they're killed. Xerath really needs to get taken care of already. Find a way to reduce him to N-2, and then your new entities will have something beefy to target!

The snake barrel produces a snake. Normally, summoning stuff doesn't summon on the turn its summoned. Not when the godmodder's involved!

N:

CaptainNZZZ summons the TEMPORAL GUARDIAN! A new powerful entity has entered the field!

However, as he tries to redeem his Claim Ticket, a form appears in his hand...

---CLAIM REDEMPTION FORM---
Fill out and mail to Evacucorp Claims Department ASAP
This needs to be filled out to claim stored entities
* marks required fields

*Name:
*Current location:
*DOB:
*World ID number:

*Please list entities to claim in this form(answer N/A to any categories with none):
"Entity Name"
"Entity Health"
"Entity Attack/number of attacks"
"Entity Special Abilities"
"Other entity abilities(dodge rate, etc.)"

The form goes on to have several blank pages for you to fill in entity information. And at the end...

Evacucorp thanks you for your patronage, and our "Buff while you wait" service will ensure your entities return stronger than when you left them!

OOC: Use IC information for all this obviously

Winkins's Sith attack the new builders, slaying 3! The Apex has no orders. It will begin repair drone production next turn.

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The godmodder challenges Team [AG] to a COOKING CONTEST! In this beautiful cooking contest, 10 dishes must be presented by each side. The godmodder already has 10 delicious dishes pre-prepared, of course (and you can't see them). If you can present 10 dishes to make a TOTAL DELECTABILITY COUNT high enough, then the godmodder promises to stop trying to steal Starcalibur. Also, the winning team gets to keep all the dishes for use with healing their allies.

The time limit is 2 turns! Make some dishes! The more actions or creativity are invested in a dish, the more DELECTABLE it will be!

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Find a good target for Godslayer's Collide ability!
-Defeat Xerath and the Soulraze Forces!
-Help the Second Scarlet Prince attack the godmodder!
-Win the cooking contest to keep Starcalibur!

Minor tasks:

Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities! Find the second mysterious saboteur aboard the Space Station!
Protect the SCVs building Starcraft buildings!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
The monkey barrel and Snake barrel are on opposite sides, giving a new minion each turn!
The Soulraze builders and their contraptions are high priority, buffing the main Soulraze army!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG]Godslayer: 200,000/200,000 HP, 22,000 x 2A, Specials: Target Strike (ready in 2!), Collide (ready!)(Boss)(20% dodge chance)(protected from 2 attacks)(1 attacks blocked)(1 vote: Godmodder attack, needs 4)
[AG]Cera(1/2)
[AG]Ash(1/3)
[AG]Jamie(Has minor healing ticket)(1/4)

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)(OFFLINE)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 2!)(OFFLINE)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)(OFFLINE)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control(OFFLINE)
Portal Frame: Mysterious Portal(133% open)(+33% open per turn)(OFFLINE)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer: 7% complete (cost: 20)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 120(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)(on strike)
Winry: 6,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability)
Candidates:

Cameron: Has granola bar and lipstick, was tossing and turning in sleep last night, "I relaxed in the break room at the time of the murder"
Bob: Has flashlight, paced nervously all last night, "I was working on the Very Large Room, as is my job"
Jack: Has car keys, rped all night, "I was working on the shield generator, I don't know how it was shut down"
Zeta: Has phone, slept perfectly still last night, "I was in my room, talking to my family"
Alpha: Has credit card and lipstick(swears it wasn't there before), slept perfectly still last night, (refused to give statement at time of murder)
Billy: Has raincoat, played Minecraft all night, "I was on vacation, and got back at almost the exact time he was murdered"
Winry: Corebrute's friend, has toolkit and lipstick, tinkered all night, "I was talking to Corebrute"
Zilly: Has embarrassing hand-written note from mother, studied all night, (refused to give statement at time of murder)
All imprisoned!

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 41,000/50,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(guarding Doormaker)(protected from 4 attack)(ATTACKING GODMODDER)
Wolf pack: 2,000/2,000 x 5 HP, 2,000 x 5A
Barrel of Monkeys: 7,000/7,000 HP (+1 Monkey per turn)
Monkeys: 1,000/1,000 x 1 HP, 1,000 x 1A
Simurgh: 45,000/45,000, 13,000 x 2A (40% dodge chance)

[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(8,400 TA)(protected from 1 attack):
SCVs: 30/30 x 42 HP(schedule: Get to 10 barracks, then build factories)
Marines: 100 x 24 HP, 100 x 24A
Marauders: 300 x 10 HP, 200 x 10A
Hellions: 300 x 10 HP, 300 x 10A
Orbital command centers: 8,000/8,000 x 1 HP, 2,000 x 1A
Command centers: 5,000/5,000 x 1 HP (+1 SCVs per turn)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 x 6 HP (+1 marine each, each turn)
Barracks: 2 complete each turn (1 builder = 5.5%)

[AG - Corebrute]BrutalCore: 15,000/40,000 HP, 10,000A

[AG - Ranger Strider]Grog Strongjaw: 15,000/25,000 HP, 10,000A(protected from 1 attack)

[AG - gilded king]Lighthouse: 8,000/8,000 HP, 2,000A

[N]Slots Machine: 40,000/50,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - Winkins]Sith army: 2,000/8,000 HP, 3,000A

[N - EternalStruggle]The Apex: 65,000/65,000 HP, 25,000A (+1 repair drone/turn)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 45,000/45,000 HP, 7,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo(ready in 3!)(-1,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate)

[P]Peacekeepers(642,355 total attack)(Unbribable):
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 10,000/10,000 HP
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 999, 225x999A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners V: 150/150 HP x 999, 420x999A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 125/125 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 999(adding godmod plating to all buildings, done in 1!)(adding turret to tower, done in 2!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 999, researching safe Godmod armor(done in 1!)(researching improved machine gunners, done in 1!)
HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 2, calling in 999 commandos(done in 3!), filing land expansion permit(done in 4!)
Shield generators: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x3 HP (producing Riflemen x 999 for death-elite training camp, done in 3!)(producing squad leader x 989, done in 3!)
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 10,000/10,000 HP
Special Weapons depot: 4,000/4,000 HP (upgrading grenade launchers, done in 3!)
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped), Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways

[SR]Soulraze Foot Soldiers: 1,000 x 0 HP, 1,000 x 0A

[SR]Soulraze Builders: 800 x 22 HP
Barracks: 76% complete (1 builder = 2% completion)
Super Barracks: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Regen Generator: 12% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Anti-Everything Turret: 0% complete (1 builder = 1.5% completion)

[SR]Soulraze Guard: 3,000 x 0 HP, 250 x 0A (not currently protecting anyone - getting in the way of all AG attacks!)

[N-1]Xerath (bodyguarding Headquarters)
[SR]Soulraze Headquarters: 58,000/100,000 HP (+25 builders each turn)(Thresher Maw, -6,000 HP each turn, would be 2000 more without Xerath)

[PG]Snake Charmer: 25,000/25,000 HP(charming Barrel of Snakes!)
Snake Barrel: 5,000/15,000 HP(+1 snake per turn!)
Snake: 2,000/2,000 x 1 HP, 1,500A

[PG]Godmodder: 214/300 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)(Major charge: 1/3)

Player info:

Captain.cat(has King of the Hill)
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
MooGoesCow21 (Charge: 1/???)
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 16/100)(Targeted by Dreadnought)(effect-curing power)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Claim Ticket - Redeemable on Update 58, expires Update 60)(Temporal Shenanigans: 20/20)(Minor Healing Ticket)(1 teleport charm)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)
Hungry visitor(Ascendance)(New being - gets 1 attack shield)
The_Two_Eternities(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(protected from 4 attack)(1/5)
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)(3/10)
[N+1]JoeBOB
Ranger_Strider_(4/5)
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man(5/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)
gilded king(7/10)
Pionoplayer
Darshelenas Sunbreaker(lightly wounded)
[N]Winkins(2/10)(+1,000A Iron sword)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)(3/15)
Nano Soldier 2016(behind cover)(has M16, Body Armour)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condensor(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 12
Portal Gun
Charge Booster (damage: 1/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks
Medkit x 3

Moniker · Dec 6, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
I Kill Alpha

Edit: Ya i actually think your right

You walk up, and cut off Alpha's head! Everyone is shocked by your brutality! You know, murder first, question on your evidence later, isn't always the best philosophy! You're going all third-world government on these guys!

In any case, it turns out that Alpha... is NOT the Saboteur! He had a very important job! Turns out, the Space Station's Antimatter Generator is basically the Fukushima meltdown disaster, and Alpha was the one dumping water to keep the thing from melting down all this time! Within seconds of his death, the Antimatter Generator fuses into a giant hunk of REALLY HOT metal! It's useless now!

EternalStruggle said:
To be honest, of the remaining candidates I actually think it's Alpha, not Zeta. I freely admit I could be wrong though.

The man looked at his fine vessel of war, basked in its glory, acknowledged that it was, it was, IT WAS-

Pretty alright? It was definitely no Godslayer. Granted, it was the strongest 'normal' unit on the field, but even this power was not enough. Perhaps he needed more. But first, he would retire to his luxurious cabin, the one he had placed upon the Apex for battlefield command, and begin to charge. Usually he avoided such methods of waging war, but in this case he desired yet greater strength of arms. That meant upgrades, and that meant shipyards.

FOCUS - IT BEGINS

3/??

No use of Charge Stones, but the man does grab and use the Charge Booster from the player inventory. He doesn't want to sit around all day doing nothing but charging, after all. He may have a burning desire to increase his ship's potency, but he wanted it done quickly.

The Apex attacks the Soulraze HQ. Will this actually hurt it? No, but it's going to be fun to see Xerath block the giant railgun shells and energy cannon blasts with his face.

CHARGE BOOSTER ROLL: 11/19 It works fine.

The Apex will do as you say!

Daskter said:
2x i check all suspects job in their area, im guessing that 2 suspects here should have the same exact job, i doubt the sabotaur would take over a job and somehow not already cause it self-destructThere 8 suspects with only 7 main rooms, the large room was only recently finished constructed so there shouldnt have been anybody important manning that location when this whole thing started.

My army simply annilates that lonely snake then start firing upon the snake charmer,

I control a magical feather to tickle Xerath"s brain cause why not.

You check every suspect's job. Their jobs show up on the list.

Xerath: Hee hee... hah hah... OH NO A SEIZURE!!

He falls over, clutching his head, using his Player Powers to immunize his brain from further feather assault. Ow!

CaptainNZZZ said:
Name: CaptainNZZZ
Current Location: HEXAGONAFIELD
DOB: (assuming this is when my entities were evacuated) Update 48 (if it's when my entities are being delivered to me) Update 59
World ID number: (uses my power to learn the answer to this) [0.5x]

Entities:
Mysterious Tower
22,000 HP
N/A
N/A
Zombie immunity

Light Crystal
10,000 HP
N/A
N/A
Heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn

Crypt of the Ancients
5,000 HP
N/A
N/A
Helps summon undead entities, summons four weak skeletons (100 HP, 250A) per turn

Eagle Spawner
8,000 HP
N/A
N/A
Summons an eagle (1,000 HP, 500A) every turn

Obviously I make sure to protect my attempt to redeem my entities from hazards like the Godmodder trying to turn them to his control once they appear or a player trying to stop me from doing this. (x1)

Next I slap a single attack shield onto the Temporal Guardian. (x1)

Finally I summon the Hedge, a entity belonging to just me with no attack, no special, nothing but some HP and body guarding my entities. (x0.5)

You submit the Claim Redemption Form! Immediately, a new form appears in your hands. This one looks simpler, thankfully.

PROCESSING SELECTION FORM:

Client name: CaptainNZZZ
World ID Number: 02138520

Dear client CaptainNZZZ, please select one of the two processing options to have your entities returned to you:

Standard Processing:
Your claim will be processed within 2 updates, ensuring we have time to fully auto-buff your entities and make them have higher stats when they return.

Expedited Processing:
Your claim will be processed within 1 updates, however, your entities may not turn out as strong as they would have with Standard Processing.

WARNING: One of these options leads to a Sidequest.

Which one do you want? Check the box...

+1 attack shield to Temporal Shenanigans! The Hedge is summoned! ...It's REALLY weak.

Arsenical said:
"AH HA! You dare to challenge me, Godmodder?"

In an instant, Arsenical rips off his clothing, only to reveal underneath... Wait...

Our hero was clad in a pure white chef's uniform, but the detail so striking was a simple symbol on his shirt pocket. Five stars, arranged around a larger star.

No, it can't be...

"But yet it is! I, Arsenical Cucina Molto Bene the 53rd, descendant of the Divine Six-Star Chef Arsenical Cucina Molto Bene the 1st, accept your challenge!"

Action Number One: Ingredient Procurement

Immediately, Arsenical removed a pocket kitchen from his pocket, and went to work. Well, he would have, if it wasn't for the simple fact of the matter that he had no ingredients!

"No problem! I, descendant of the Divine Six-star Chef, know exactly what to use!"

No physical, tangible ingredient would work for this dish. The course needed to be a story, one as old as time itself.

So our hero split himself into 600 copies, each with a single bottle of average size, and each headed off their own way, through a series of dimensional rips. While to everyone else, the copies took maybe a minute before returning, they really experienced a whole lifetime each, all with jars in hand.

When they came back, each jar glowed a distinct color. As each merged with the original Arsenical, the kitchen counter just got more and more crowded with bottles, until there was no more space at all!

Action Number Two: Preparation!

What are in these bottles, you may ask? It's simple: Lifetime's worth of emotions, of all sorts.

Perfect ingredients. Our chef got straight to work, chopping, frying, slow-roasting, and when all was said and done, he presented the massive dish he created: A cake.

No ordinary cake, however. Now, and forevermore, it will forever be known as the CHEESECAKE OF LIFE. Six bands could be seen on the cheesecake, from the center to the edge, representing the flavors of each bite.

The first band, from the center outwards, is a colorful yellow. It inspires, presenting the flavors of DREAMS, YOUTHFUL WONDER, and ADMIRATION. This represents the child, still believing they can do anything, looking up to the older figures in their life as titans.

The second band is a fiery red. It motivates, providing the flavors of SASS, REBELLION, and the HOT-BLOODED DETERMINATION OF YOUTH. This represents the teenager, dreams in hand, climbing up in the world and rejecting all the cynics that says they can't follow their dreams.

The third band... Is a gloomy gray. It depresses, made with the flavors of HOPELESSNESS, LONELINESS, and SORROW. This represents the young adult, finally seemingly broken by the trials they face, leaving their dreams to die. Their flame is now but an ember... But an ember still burns.

The fourth band is an unsaturated orange, and Arsenical's personal favorite. It gifts the flavors of HOPE, INSPIRATION, and MOTIVATION. This represents the adult, their flame rekindled by an outside force, dusting off their dreams and beginning to walk from where the left off, so many years ago.

The fifth band is bright blue. It adds the flavors of FUN, MEANING, and FRIENDSHIP. This represents the wiser person, now back in a sprint they never could have dreamed of happening again. One by one, their dream are finally being completed, with friends by their side.

The sixth and last band is pure white. It imparts the flavors of PEACE, SATISFACTION, and TRUE HAPPINESS. This represents the elder, not too far from death's embrace, yet they do not care. They've achieved their dreams, and can look back on themselves and say they've lived a good life.

With the dish done, Arsenical looks over to the godmodder. "Now, who will be the judge of this event? We must have an impartial vote, after all."

Action Number Three: In His Pocket, Explody lies feeding

The explosion elemental continues to eat, his small, bomb-shaped body growing...

You put all your effort into making the BEST FOOD. Impartial judges are only necessary when the BEST FOOD'S power can't be quantified numerically! And your DELECTABILITY RATING is an incredible 210, or DIVINE. A dish worthy of competing with the godmodder! It goes into Slot 1: HP.

The_Two_Eternities said:
"Simurgh, kill the Snake Charmer. Barrel of Monkeys and Wolf Pack, attack the Soulraze Builders. Second Scarlet Prince, stop guarding Doormaker. He's dead."

1 Action: *Facepalm*

"Uh, wait, Second Scarlet Prince? You showed up in your underwear? As in, 20-kilometers-tall underwear? As in, an obvious Godmodder mind control attempt since you don't even wear underwear?"

I then snap my fingers and destroy the obvious Godmodder mind control attempt.

SCP-2317 - SCP Foundation

1 Action: He knows Pool-Fu!

Because there's no time to recover the Second Scarlet Prince's blades, I quickly install a chip in his head that makes him a master of Inflicting-Excruciating-Pain-With-Dual-Rubber-Pool-Noodles-Jitsu. Then I replace the family-grade rubber pool noodles with IEPWDRPNJ-grade rubber pool noodles.

1 Action: No advantages for the Godmodder!

I then enchant them to, when they make contact with a sword, replace it with a flickering Mildly-Stingium sword. And wouldn't you know it, blocking the opponents sword with one noodle while the other inflicts excruciating pain on the opponent happens to be an important part of IEPWDRPNJ.

The Scarlet Prince is now SIGNIFICANTLY better equipped for battle!

Ranger_Strider_ said:
HELP HAS ARRIVED
1. (5/5)
In a brilliant golden light, a golden angel alights down upon... Wait... That's no angel... Ah yes, it's Pike, Grog's best buddy and cleric! She'll get to healing in no time.
Pike help Grog!
2. I'm no chef... but there is one I know who is. Besides, some cuisine from the Far East ought to add some culture to this contest.
I walk through the paths between worlds, wandering until I have found the one I need. A world brutalized by war... With the love and hope of one master chef. One who knows the wonders of the greatest food in the lands... ramen.
Yo Kushina I'm back, need your help to show some heretics the ways of ramen. And we walk back to the hexagonfield....
3. We fly. Hundreds of redheads mixing and tastetesting, pouring heart and soul into making the ultimate ramen dish. It was no masterpiece containing all the emotions of a life well lived... But it was made of love. It was born from simplicity, not needing to be gaudy or masterfully presented. It was the result of one who poured heart and soul into continuing her line after her home was destroyed. It contained the fiery spice of one who endured taunt and jape, and continued on through life, beating away the haters. It was chaos, but it was bound to a single goal: Letting people have good food.

Pike summoned! She's assisting Grog!

You create LOVE RAMEN! It has a DELECTABILITY RATING of 90: Adequate! It goes in Slot 2: HP!

Paradoxdragonpaci said:
I Recluse myself and continue charging the Alchemitter summoning
9/15
//OOC: Am i still flying after escaping the Shadow realm ??

Charging! And yes, you still retain the Power of Flight until you expend it for something.

You've held onto Starcalibur for 2 turns now! You should probably hand it off sooner rather than later!

Winkins said:
(Action!)(3 Charges)
(2/10? + 1 Charge)
Wiping away the few tears from my teary eyes, I proceed to take out my building plans and work a bit on that before getting to the main action of this turn.
(1 Charge)
Despite feeling utterly upset about the lost of my Snake-in-a-Can summoning entity I quickly get over it. Reminding myself a minor fact that cats eat snakes! so obviously, my cats gains type advantage over snake entities. To further capitalize on this, I use the Catmancer asterisk as a catalysis to spread the cat energy which will have future snakes from the Snake-in-a-Can to be fear-stricken for a turn or two.
(1 Charge)
While I fired off the potent Cat energy from the Catmancer asterisk, something was changing with some of the Cat Siths... Being largely feline and Sith, the cat energy was quite noticeable and some have been tinkering with it as some sort of quasi-Force the turn after I started using the Catmancer Job. So it came to surprised that some of the Siths simply crumpled when the Cat Energy flooded the area. Concerned, I walked over to the Host to figure out what was going on. Only to find that the 5 that dropped were eligible to become Catmancer!
(Potential Catmancers within the Sith Host)

(Orders)
Anything new? Nah. the Siths continues their usual hacking and slashing of PG entities.

Your sith have gained several buffs! Including: x2 damage against Snakes, and, a catmancer Sith leader has appeared!

You have risen to N+1! AG entities won't attack yours, even if ordered!

Darshelenas Sunbreaker said:
A billion shadow realm realm portals start emerging everywhere, a sea of jelly worms, monkies and Ronalds come spilling out the portals!

Darshelenas Sunbreaker said:
the billions of portals collapse and only ten remains, the jelly worms, monkies and ronalds are creating strongholds around the portals.

Shadow realm portals opened! Jelly worm, monkey, and Ronald armies added!

Your alignment has fallen to N-1! Reason: Unauthorized summoning of [V] entities!

Cyanogynist said:
FOCUS!

Terry magics up some dart-shooting gatling guns, and gives them to the Barrel of Monkeys.

Barrel of Monkeys attack increased!

MooGoesCow21 said:
I make a cake and inject it with the Essence of r/surreal memes for a dish

You make the REALLY WEIRD CAKE! Delectability: 50: Kinda gross! Makes sense, considering what it's made out of... It goes in Slot #3: HP!

pionoplayer said:
I offer up a vote for using Collide on the Godmodder.
"Only some people bring stuff with them?"
"I brought..."
"Like, an entire massive whopping pocket dimension of an inventory with me."

Action 1:
The improbability drive whistles and clicks, beginning a new charge.
1/3 for Magic Numbers

Action 2:
The improbability drive continues with its shrill whistling.
2/3 for Magic Numbers

Action 3:
The Improbability drive abruptly stops whistling and lets out a quiet ding.
3/3 for Magic Numbers
Expending...
There is a sparkle of magic on the field.
One two three four more makes seven.
Six is afraid of seven...
Because seven made nine disappear...
Yes, it's the Supreme Sorceror 7! The Masterful Mathematic Magician!
A doorway materializes and a number 7 wearing a tophat and a cape steps out of it, twirling a wand.
He tips his hat in the general direction of JOEbob's sidequest in deference to his distant master, and prepares to start doing stuff on the battlefield.

Magic Number 7: a completely standard entity in several senses of the phrase, most of the important ones. Regular stats, no special abilities, just sort of bland. Pretty lame for a magician if you ask me but oh well.
It follows JOEbobobob's commands if that wasn't clear.

Jamie: Hmm... maybe whoever you were before this, if we were ANYTHING, pre-prepared that stuff for you? You never know...

Magic number 7 has appeared, under JOEbob's control! They have joined as JOEbob's assistant in the sidequest, and can act next sidequestdop!

hungry visitor said:
Flux-System notices non-information that never existed.
You are currently inside a forced time-loop.

Driver looks at the potion and then back to the system error. Forced loops were the stuff that was theorized to happen as soon you reached the 7. Souldimension per Soulmagic.
Everyone knows how to reach the 7. Dimension, but somehow nobody was a 7 dimensional Being or knew of one existing. They say the world hates higher Soulmagic and that is also the reason of the accelerated death of soulmages and the reason of death itself.
Oh wait. Is that a 7-dimensional being? <- [This never happened]

Flux-System notices non-information that never existed.
You are currently inside a forced time-loop.
Delta-Nothing has been detected, this is a random generated addition to non-information messages.

Driver looks at the potion and then back to the system error. Forced loops were the stuff that was theorized to happen as soon you reached the 7. Soul-dimension per Soulmagic.
Everyone knows how to reach the 7. Dimension, but somehow nobody was a 7 dimensional Being or knew of one existing. They say the world hates higher Soulmagic and that is also the reason of the accelerated death of soulmages and the reason of death itself.
Oh wait. Is that a-

Changed perspective: The truly ascended god

The world reset. What is this dude doing? He was a god right now, but suddenly changed back into one of the resetting mortals that were not important. Wait. He did the same thing again and again?! And time flowed by? Is this some kind of parallel time-loop that is subjective and ... wow. I have seen many things in my life, but this is pretty cruel.
He even got warned and drank the liquid right after that. What now? Seems this individual is truly dead. I can't intervene in anything because it would be reset right after that, but...
Oh. How pitiful he looks. sigh
The god leaves.

Back in real time

Flux-System notices non-information that never existed.
You are currently inside a forced time-loop.
Delta-Nothing-NOTHING has been detected, this is a random generated addition to non-information messages.

Driver looks at the potion and then back to the system error (What the hell is this delta stuff and how can I delete it?).
Forced loops were the stuff that was theorized to happen as soon you reached the 7. Soul-dimension per Soulmagic.
Everyone knows how to reach the 7. Dimension, but somehow nobody was a 7 dimensional Being or knew of one existing. They say the world hates higher Soulmagic and that is also the reason of the accelerated death of soulmages and the reason of death itself.
Now should I chug this? Break the rules and stuff?

~~Reasonable rule: There can only be one Moniker~~

Wait what? This rule... is bullshit. Why would you want to say this like that? And what about all the other guys that are called moniker? What happens to those? And as soon I transformed into a Moniker wouldn't there be more than two monikers at once, which would be allowed?
*Creates a lot of statues of himself that all are named Moniker (instantly)*
No longer two but much more and thus allowed. This is getting ridiculous. There must be at least unlimited monikers inside this universe... or they were all obliterated? All of them? Who did that?

What is next? No two persons alive at once and I look at that message and ask myself the definition of life... I will not let this happen again. No more forced loops. No more error messages. No more damn interventions.

*sips potion of identity*

N-no! So... many... Monikers... I have no... choice...

(Takes effect at end of turn!)

hungry visitor said:
Just realized that I can post this after every attempt of attaining true freedom:

Breaking the rules is fun. Moniker now no longer is AG, but PHG (Pro Hungry Visitor).

Moniker kills the Guys that killed him (at that time his name was HarVester), turning their alignment into PHG. A small list appears: Godmodder, That-Random-Guy, The_Two_Eternities, CaptainNZZZ, Initiator, MooGoesCow21, Examon

Moniker feels overwhelmed with that much freedom and no real enemies, so he tries to possess the other Moniker and changes the Law "Moniker is allowed to break all the rules!" into:
"That guy that writes this particular Law to the time this particular Law, which is contained in this unedited spoiler, was written, now has the power to break all the rules."

Moniker knew he also made too much actions this round. But he did not care cuz he can break all the rules.

Edit: this is unbound by time and will be activated at any successful attempt

Loop begun...

Page of Time said:
FOCUS!

Maddison uses Russian Reversal on the Soulraze Footsoldiers so that she shoots them instead of them shooting her.

This happens to the Soulraze builders instead! Somehow, despite them not having guns! They all die!

That-Random-Guy said:
My action last turn was me transferring these attack shields to the starcraft army.

FOCUS

For my first action, I iterate my 1/5 charge and iterate it to 2/7, because I've decided it needs to be large in scope.

For my second and third action, I use a combination of precognition, post cognition, farsight, 99 bottles of beer on a wall (for the distraction) and a fine sense of smell to elucidate the nature of the Godmodder's dishes, and possibly dose some with salt if the opportunity comes up.

If doing so only requires one action, I put my final action towards iterating my charge to 3/7.

You transfer all your attack shields to the Starcraft army! (Whoops, forgot you had all those.)

Using one action, you manage to get a whiff of the godmodder's future feast... Mph! Good! Your current Delectability rating is 350, and right now, the godmodder's spread would probably blow that out of the water completely!

---------

Cera finishes his charge! It is CERABOT. It walks up to Xerath and begins playing a pre-recorded message, in Cera's voice...

Cerabot: Sorry, Xerath! Gotta do what you gotta do! Sorry, Xerath! Gotta do what you gotta do! Sorry, Xerath! Gotta do what you gotta do!

Your other 2 allies continue their own charges!

Xerath looks at Cerabot... The expression on his face is... ruinous... He runs up to CaptainNZZZ's Temporal Guardian, smashing the Hedge protecting it and the attack shield as well!

V:

The newly spawned portals are newly spawned, and don't summon anything yet!

Ronald Mcdonald charges the Lighthouse, toppling it to the ground in a wave of Happy Meals!

The Monkeys and Gummy worms all swarm Brutalcore! With his owner, Corebrute, gone for so long, he can't resist, and is slain! Or forced to retreat! Nobody but Corebrute really saw quite what happened! In any case, the listing in the Eternity Stasis Machine is only of a copy of him.

AG:

The Second Scarlet Prince, feeling highly confident, engages the Godmodder in POOL NOODLE DUEL! Using the good old "pool noodles as surprisingly effective wet whip" technique, he deals 1 damage to the godmodder! But the godmodder gets a surprise hit, dealing 20,000 damage right back! The godmodder smirks and backs away. A worthy opponent.

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Unfortunately, you won't have all the legendary weapons again.

Simurgh attacks the stronghold, nearly destroying it (26,000 damage)! The wolf pack and monkey go for Ronald McDonald, dealing 11,500 damage!

The Godslayer fires upon the Snake charmer, one hit breaking the Attack Blocker, which it somehow bypassed last turn for unknown reasons! The next hit deals 22,000 damage!

Grog Strongjaw is healed by Pike for 10,000 HP, and he follows up by attacking the Void Monkey army, slaying 5 of the stupid critters!

Aboard the Space Station, the 60 Space engineers are all crowded into the small bunker room. They stare at the door... maybe crowding together like this was a bad idea. Maybe they should all leave. One of them opens the door... and sees nothing but the HEXAGONAFIELD far, far below. And getting closer very, very quickly. As soon as they entered the bunker, it detached! It falls alllllllll the way down to the HEXAGONAFIELD, exploding, and taking every last remaining Space engineer with it! Your only remaining personnel are your candidates, and Lament.

The shields around the Space Station come down. The godmodder can get to it now, if he chooses.

PG:

The godmodder is ALMOST DONE charging his newest and coolest thing...

The Soulraze builders get 25 more of themselves! The singular snake bites the Catmancer for 1,500 damage! And a new one appears!

Looking at the cooking contest, the godmodder shakes his head. Crushing you won't even be fun like this. He extends the contest time limit by 1 turn. At least that way, when he wins, he can hopefully net some more dishes for himself!

N:

The Apex fires at Xerath's face! He's had a bad day, with Cerabot, and a seizure... taking all the hits to the face doesn't hurt him, but he's seriously feeling attacked right now. A lot of pressure. Wow.

The Cait Sith charge at the Snake Barrel and overturn it! It is destroyed!

Temporal Guardian has no orders.

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Hungry Visitor successfully chugs one POTION OF IDENTITY, and becomes MONIKER! The "go until success loop" succeeds and terminates! He promptly instantly slays CaptainNZZZ, That_Random_Guy, and The_Two_Eternities! They respawn, and now must play the game as PRO-HUNGRY VISITOR PLAYERS!

HOWEVER. You might be thinking, "wasn't MooGoestheCow on the list too?" MooGoestheCow responds by activating his SPECIAL ACTION, using his third action this turn, which he PMed to me in the utmost of secrecy! He also consumed a potion of identity, and becomes... HUNGRY VISITOR! Since the actual Hungry Visitor turned into Moniker, that means that he is NOT leading the [PHG] faction - MooGoesTheCow, I mean Hungry Visitor is! Since MooGoestheCow(who is Hungry Visitor) is [AG], the [PHG] faction is promptly subsumed back into the [AG] faction! And since Hungry Visitor is so nice, they release the [N] players back to the [N] faction, allowing them to frolic happy and free! ...So, basically, no real change.

I, meanwhile, have also drunk a Potion of Identity, and have become MOOGOESTHECOW! Now, even with my new name, I still have control over the HEXAGONAFIELD! So, I change the rules again: Now, nobody except Monik- no, nobody except MooGoesT- no, nobody except the game's current standing quest master , doing the game updates- who is at this moment me, MooGoesTheCow, can use any sort of name-changing identity changing thing. Also, Moniker can no longer break all the rules.

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Find a good target for Godslayer's Collide ability!
-Defeat Xerath and the Soulraze Forces!
-Win the cooking contest to keep Starcalibur!

Minor tasks:

Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities! Find the second mysterious saboteur aboard the Space Station!
Protect the SCVs building Starcraft buildings!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
The monkey barrel gives a new minion each turn!
The Soulraze builders and their contraptions are high priority, buffing the main Soulraze army!
Pike is healing friendly entities!
Close the shadow portals! They're spawning [V] entities!
Cerabot is annoying Xerath! Maybe help it out?

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

COOKING CONTEST:

Player dishes:
1/HP: Cheesecake of Life: 210 Delectability!
2/HP: Love Ramen: 90 Delectability!
3/HP: Weird Cake: 50 delectability!
4/A: N/A
5/A: N/A
6/Dodge Rate: N/A
7/Regen: N/A
8/Special: N/A
9/Special: N/A
10/Damage Resistance: N/A

Total delectability: 350

Complete in 2 turns!

[AG]Godslayer: 200,000/200,000 HP, 22,000 x 2A, Specials: Target Strike (ready in 1!), Collide (ready!)(Boss)(20% dodge chance)(protected from 2 attacks)(2 votes: Godmodder attack, needs 4)
[AG]Cera
[AG]Ash(2/3)
[AG]Jamie(Has minor healing ticket)(2/4)

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)(OFFLINE)
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 2!)(OFFLINE)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)(OFFLINE)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control(OFFLINE)
Portal Frame: Mysterious Portal(133% open)(+33% open per turn)(OFFLINE)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer: 7% complete (cost: 20)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 60(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)(on strike)
Winry: 6,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability)
Candidates:

Cameron: Has granola bar and lipstick, was tossing and turning in sleep last night, "I relaxed in the break room at the time of the murder", Job: Super Laser Worker
Bob: Has flashlight, paced nervously all last night, "I was working on the Very Large Room, as is my job", Job: Shield Array Intern
Jack: Has car keys, rped all night, "I was working on the shield generator, I don't know how it was shut down", Job: Portal Frame Safety Clerk
Zeta: Has phone, slept perfectly still last night, "I was in my room, talking to my family", Job: Large Room Janitorial staff
Billy: Has raincoat, played Minecraft all night, "I was on vacation, and got back at almost the exact time he was murdered", Job: Anti-Mind Control Beacon Manager
Winry: Corebrute's friend, has toolkit and lipstick, tinkered all night, "I was talking to Corebrute", Job: misc. / Under Player command
Zilly: Has embarrassing hand-written note from mother, studied all night, (refused to give statement at time of murder), Job: Reinforcement Beacon button-pusher
All imprisoned!

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 21,000/50,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(guarding Doormaker)(protected from 4 attack)
Wolf pack: 2,000/2,000 x 5 HP, 2,000 x 5A
Barrel of Monkeys: 7,000/7,000 HP (+1 Monkey per turn)
Monkeys: 1,000/1,000 x 2 HP, 1,500 x 2A
Simurgh: 45,000/45,000, 13,000 x 2A (40% dodge chance)

[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(8,400 TA)(protected from 5 attack):
SCVs: 30/30 x 42 HP(schedule: Get to 10 barracks, then build factories)
Marines: 100 x 24 HP, 100 x 24A
Marauders: 300 x 10 HP, 200 x 10A
Hellions: 300 x 10 HP, 300 x 10A
Orbital command centers: 8,000/8,000 x 1 HP, 2,000 x 1A
Command centers: 5,000/5,000 x 1 HP (+1 SCVs per turn)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 x 6 HP (+1 marine each, each turn)
Barracks: 2 complete each turn (1 builder = 5.5%)

[AG - Ranger Strider]Grog Strongjaw: 25,000/25,000 HP, 10,000A(protected from 1 attack)
Pike: 10,000/10,000 HP, +10,000A(healer!)

[N]Slots Machine: 40,000/50,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - Winkins]Sith army: 2,000/8,000 HP, 3,000A(x2 damage against Snakes)
Catmancer: 5,000/5,000 HP, 2,000A(leading Sith army!)

[N - EternalStruggle]The Apex: 65,000/65,000 HP, 25,000A (+1 repair drone/turn)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 45,000/45,000 HP, 7,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo(ready in 2!)(-1,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate)

[P]Peacekeepers(722,275 total attack)(Unbribable)(protected from 1 attack):
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 10,000/10,000 HP
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 999, 225x999A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners VI: 200/200 HP x 999, 500x999A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 125/125 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 999(constructing Special power Armor suit, done in 3!)(adding turret to tower, done in 2!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 999, re-researching Godmod armor(done in 3!)(researching improved machine gunners, done in 1!)
HQ: 20,000/20,000 HP x 2, calling in 999 commandos(done in 2!), filing land expansion permit(done in 3!)
Shield generators: 15,000/15,000 x 6 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 30,000/30,000x3 HP (producing Riflemen x 999 for death-elite training camp, done in 2!)(producing squad leader x 989, done in 2!)
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 100,000/100,000 HP
Special Weapons depot: 40,000/40,000 HP (upgrading grenade launchers, done in 2!)
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped), Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways, Godmod building plating(equipped)

[SR]Soulraze Foot Soldiers: 1,000 x 0 HP, 1,000 x 0A

[SR]Soulraze Builders: 800 x 25 HP
Barracks: 76% complete (1 builder = 2% completion)
Super Barracks: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Regen Generator: 12% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Anti-Everything Turret: 0% complete (1 builder = 1.5% completion)

[SR]Soulraze Guard: 3,000 x 0 HP, 250 x 0A (not currently protecting anyone - getting in the way of all AG attacks!)

[N-1]Xerath (bodyguarding Headquarters)
[AG]Cerabot: 1,000/1,000 HP(aggravating Xerath!)
[SR]Soulraze Headquarters: 58,000/100,000 HP (+25 builders each turn)(Thresher Maw, -6,000 HP each turn, would be 2000 more without Xerath)

[PG]Snake Charmer: 3,000/25,000 HP(charming Barrel of Snakes!)
Snake: 2,000/2,000 x 2 HP, 1,500 x 2A

[PG]Godmodder: 213/300 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)(Major charge: 2/3)

[V]Shadow portals: 100% open x 10 (spawning minions each turn!)
Portal Protection Stronghold: 4,000/30,000 HP

[V]Gummy Worm army: 3,000 x 10 HP, 2,000 x 10A
Monkey army: 2,000 x 5 HP, 2,000 x 5A

[V]Ronald Mcdonald: 8,500/20,000 HP, 10,000A

Player info:

Captain.cat(has King of the Hill)
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
Hungry Visitor (Charge: 1/???)
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 16/100)(Targeted by Dreadnought)(effect-curing power)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Claim Ticket - Redeemable on Update 58, expires Update 60)(Temporal Shenanigans: 20/20)(Minor Healing Ticket)(1 teleport charm)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)(4/??)
Moniker(Ascendance)(New being - gets 1 attack shield)
The_Two_Eternities(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(protected from 4 attack)(1/5)
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)(4/10)
[N+1]JoeBOB
Ranger_Strider_(4/5)
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man(5/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)
gilded king(7/10)
Pionoplayer
[N-1]Darshelenas Sunbreaker(lightly wounded)
[N+1]Winkins(3/10)(+1,000A Iron sword)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)(9/15)
Nano Soldier 2016(behind cover)(has M16, Body Armour)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condensor(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 12
Portal Gun
Charge Booster (damage: 1/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks
Medkit x 3

Moniker · Dec 9, 2017

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NEW UPDATE COMPLETE!

DEFEAT THE GODMODDER: 1.3 PATCH NOTES!

-Player base damage increased - previously 6,000, now 8,000. This was done in previous updates, but we'll say it from now on.
-Evacucorp claim tickets now come with a warning message - too many Players lost their entities due to choosing Standard Processing Option
-All "Identity Potions" and other such effects that allow you to swap player names have been removed, and their effects reversed - too many attempt to steal QM's power
-Minor bugfixes and stability improvements
-Added framework to support alchemiter addition
-Present added! Happy 5th birthday!
-Some secret changes!
-New way to damage godmodder. Hint: Musical instrument

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Daskter said:
I note the Space Station has a high chance of being taken over by the enemy... I position 12 Marines on the Space Station waiting for something to potentially happen. (Or maybe potentially a horrible way to quickly lose 12 marines)
The rest will finish off the Snake and Snake Charmer than direct the rest of their damage against Portal Protection Stronghold.

2400(Marines) + 2000(marauders) + 3000(Hellions) + 2000 (orbital Command) = 9400 Damage Moniker you're off by 1 000

12 marines have been positioned on the Space Station, ready to intervene in the event of an emergency!

(Fixed)

Ranger_Strider_ said:
... Not going to lie... That was so beautiful.
1. Welp that Cerabot can't get it's job done without help. I stroll over to Xerath. Xerath! Old buddy ol pal have I got something to tell YOU!
Insults According to Monty Python? Sounds Promising. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! I fart in your general direction!
Both you and her are miserable, poor poor players... I just think you deserve what you got. Her especially.
If he takes a swing at me, Great! if not, well I tried.
2. I place a shield on pike. BECAUSE NO ONE FUCKS WITH THE WHITE MAGE!
3. I throw some X4 charges into the gummy worm army and detonate them.
GROG! TAKE OUT THE WEIRD CLOWN THING CALLED RONALD!

Xerath: ...

He looks pretty mad right now!

3 gummy worms slain! +1 Attack Shield to Pike!

Grog will do as you say! Those dirty [V]s...

Daskter said:
1. I burn the Shadow Portal... Just watching it burn away the Shadows.

2.You're also detecting 2 anonymous connections. One of them connected to the site necessary to order the stuff, or at least that's what it looks like. The timestamps on each of the webpages indicate that the website was navigated a little bit slower than your average browsing speed. (Somebody not used to using computers or what I got nothing)
Oh.... I guess it's pretty hard to navigate if you're using a Phone I guess.. Your choice MooGoesCow21

Edit: It's not like he has a very important job the Large Room doesn't have much in yet

Portal Protection stronghold destroyed! Now, the next one to try to close it will succeed!

MooGoesCow21 said:
I Explain to Bob all the evidence against him then kill him

You point out the obvious discrepancy in Bob's statements: He said his job was to work on the Large Room... but YOUR RECORDS SAY HE'S A SHIELD ARRAY INTERN! This slight contradiction pretty much guarantees he's the bad guy. As you approach him, Bob says "Wait! No! I was transferred two days ag-" DEAD.

Bob was just an innocent guy, who wanted to get out of his life as a Space Engineer handyman, and move on up to a Shield Array Technician... to help him out, they gave him an important job as intern: Watch over Snuffles, a pet to entertain the Shield Array staff! With him gone, nobody fed Snuffles... and Snuffles got so hungry... that they ATE THE ENTIRE SHIELD ARRAY! It's gone now.

Your staff rolls are looking really thin about now. You can probably only kill one more person before there will hardly be anyone left on the Space Station.

EternalStruggle said:
What evidence?

Anyway, uh, I get that since I sort of just botched this you may not want to believe me, but I still don't believe it's Zeta. This time I have evidence.

This is Bob. I note a discrepancy here. Similar discrepancy with Jack, but he didn't actually say that the Shield Room was his job.

Anyway,

FOCUS - IT CONTINUES

The man files planning permits from within his luxury captain's cabin, marking an area of land that will soon house his dockyards. He uses the Charge Booster to make this entire thing go faster. The sooner he gets this done, the better. After all, until the Apex is, well, the apex of Entities, he won't be happy, and it certainly isn't now. The Godslayer is mightier by half. Well, the Repair Drones will be helping with that, and they should be launching starting now.

8/??

Soon, the first superboss. Then, the zenith of their might. Then he can laugh at the Godmodder and the four Players past and how much they sucked.

CHARGE BOOSTER ROLL: 17/19 It works fine.

Cera: Sheesh...

CaptainNZZZ said:
First I transfer my teleport charm to the Temporal Guardian which will teleport the Temporal Guardian out of the way of an attack that would otherwise slay it. Since the teleport charm already exists it doesn't cost any energy doing this, it's merely being transferred after all. (if does cost an action use the attack shield action's power for it)

Next I place an attack shield upon the Temporal Guardian. (x1)

Next I covertly ward the Temporal Guardian with my patented Redirection Runes Mark II. Should Xerath attack the Temporal Guardian again his attack with be instead redirected into the Godslayer. (x1)

Then I order the Temporal Guardian to attack the Soulraze barracks once and the Regen Generator once while leaving orders that, in case I disappear on a sidequest, to attack Void entities in future turns until I say otherwise or some entity attacks it in which it will attack what entity attacked it.

Marking the Standard Processing option I shield the form as I send it back, I'm still not risking letting someone like the Godmodder get a chance to disrupt the redeeming of my entities. (x1)

+1 Attack Shield! Redirection protection added against any attacks from Xerath this turn! Teleport Charm transferred!

Standard Processing Option chosen! At this processing speed your Claim Ticket should be fully processed on Update: 61.

Daskter said:
I create the AMAZING Ice Cream has a dessert.

Its Flavour is Taste of Victory, and the Tears of the Godmmoder
It's the ending we all hope and the Ice Cream will be the end of our journey when we hopefully win.

(Does it require all 3 Actions? If so Ill delete my first one)

Dishes get more delectable with more power, but you only need 1 action to make one! AMAZING Ice Cream created! DELECTABILITY RATING: 80 - Good! Usage of Godmodder Tears is really rare, since they're so hard to get. The godmodder wonders how you got them, or are you just using a substitute?

Your dish goes into Slot 4: Attack!

The_Two_Eternities said:
"Second Scarlet Prince, attack the Soulraze Builders! Simurgh, attack the Gummy Worm Army! Pack of Packed Wolves, attack the Monkey Army! Monkeys, attack the Soulraze Barracks!"

FOCUS: ROYAL REGEN

I infuse the power of regeneration into the Second Scarlet Prince. No effects are visible yet, but soon his wounds will close, his scars will vanish, and his bones will set.

(OOC: Out of curiosity, what happened to the Second Scarlet Prince's resistance? Did the Godmodder do a base damage of 23,000? Does the Yorehammer break through resistance?

Also, this is a permanent regen adding.)

Your small army will obey you! The Scarlet Prince now has a small amount of regen each turn!

OOC: Blame Yorehammer...

pionoplayer said:
(Side note: Moniker: Drop me into the N+2 category in the player info. I'm still going to be using MY actions purely as an AG, but occasionally I'm going to need to hand off entities to N-1/N-2 players, or target attacks on the AG forces at the behest of such a player via the improbability drive, and for that I need to be Neutral. As a character I'm still AG, but yeah.)

"It doesn't feel like it was pre-prepared specifically for this."
"I have an entire warehouse. Just... full of different kinds of popcorn."
"What do I even need that for?'
"Oh well."

Action 1/3
The improbability drive picks up its power once more.
1/3 for Don't Touch ANYTHING

Action 2/3
Spin whistle click.
2/3 for Don't Touch ANYTHING

Action 3/3
The improbability drive dings with its success.
3/3 for Don't Touch ANYTHING
Expending...
And suddenly a shout goes out. "DON'T. TOUCH. ANYTHING"
Everyone freezes. Afraid to touch anything.
And then something touches everything. A floating stick floats into the battlefield and rapid-fire pokes literally everyone there, before drawing a thing in the air that nobody can make out but would, if it left any glowy stuff like usually happens, mean that it owes alleigiance to Eevee Shadow Bacon.

Poking Stick: Has 5 attacks, however, each attack MUST target something different. If you run out of enemies to poke, too bad, looks like you're poking allies.

The first orders from Eevee were to attack:
The Godslayer
EternalStruggle
Captain.cat
Darshelenas Sunbreaker
Mr Mirror Man

After that, though, it's up to Eevee to order them around.

You've, uh, "defected" to N-2! If someone uses your systems to attack by proxy, I'll count it against their NEUTRALADDER!

The Poking stick has 5 attacks! It shall poke them all now!

It pokes the Godslayer! 1 attack shield taken away!

It pokes EternalStruggle, Captain.cat, Darshelenas Sunbreaker, and Mr Mirror Man! OW! They aren't seriously hurt, but still...

Eevee Shadow Bacon has launched an indirect attack on an AG unit! That puts them down to N-2 on the NEUTRALADDER! It won't take effect until they're back from their sidequest, though.

Winkins said:
(Free Action)
I call over Ranger Strider's Entity Pike to see if he's willing to heal my units even being (N). I lay out two chairs and begun discuss pleasantly with him afterwords.

(Action!)(3 Charges)
(2 Charges)
Currently glad with the bit of muscle the Siths are showing, which is far more than they had when they got here. I gone ahead to order premium 'ULTRA BEEFY BEEF A LA BEEF' Cat food which had me going up against crazy Cat Bidders that started the auction with over 20 Billion Euros for the Cat food. Which was solved with a bit of player power to pay which led those same Bidders to send after Cat assassins after me! Which was a terrible idea as I used my Catmancy Catnap which is DOUBLY effective against cats due to their ingrained nature to catnaps. I had proceeded to loot off the napping cats of their assassin-y possessions and their catnip.

This led me to discover that I was highly susceptible to catnip, causing me to go high and have my vision go swirly. Chasing butterflies and flying fishes of multicolored varieties I stumbled upon a small puddle which seemed to be the sources of the hallucinations. Dipping my hands into the puddle, which goes way deeper than a puddle should be, I pulled out the premium 'ULTRA BEEFY BEEF A LA BEEF' cat food, causing me to jump out of my state of high into one of confusion. Utterly bewildered with such happening, I pat down my body, swearing I had the cat food on me rather than in some puddle I randomly came across.

Only to find that I did have on my person!

I felt it with my right hand in one of my lower pockets of my robe. I slowly pulled it out, for tension was building in my body of the BEEFY goodness that was the cat food. I see the first shine of the metal container which contained it.

Tension Tension Tension (Replace the annoying *menacing* with *tension*(menacing works too though) and have the camera zoom in towards the opening which the cat food is appearing out of)

Swatting away the 'To be Continued' Bar I pull the premium cat food out and proceeded to have my mind Utterly blown.

For while I was only bewildered with the finding of such item which was said to be only made when the current 'ULTRA BEEFY BEEF A LA BEEF' cat food was consumed was found in a puddle (Which I started to become suspicious of) My mind broke a bit to find that 'THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE' product, was not the case. A rule within the cat and cat-loving community which was bound to this universe, enough to be called a universal rule to be broken!? MADNESS, which my mind nearly fell into were it not for one thought.

I had them.

Almost immediately, my mind flipped at the thought. My body shaking of having such common belief broken has become me shaking in minor ecstasy.

After a few minutes of gathering my bearings I turned towards the puddle, I inspected it intently wondering how did it disperse such universally bounded item. Only to find that it was an ordinary puddle. Disappointed, I gone back to my entities, utilizing my 'Cat Mastery' to have the 'ULTRA BEEFY BEEF A LA BEEF' Cat food to seriously BEEF not only the Cat Siths but also the Catmancer due to having two of them!
(Potential Side Quest, might mention that puddle at a later date)

(1 Charge)
I stretched from the minor adventure I faced and decided to go out and do some treasure hunting. Who knows what little trinkets the HEXAGONAFIELD may be hiding underneath its surface!

A few more stretches were done before activating my Dig skill and I was let loose into the HEXAGONAFIELD ground.

After a few seconds of digging, a metalic THUD was heard from the the 10ft deep hole. I rub my head while climbing out of said hole with my findings of a Metal plate. Unwilling to to bump my head again, I settle with the plate, enchanting it to be able to take 5000HP of damage and give it to the Cat Siths to protect them in future attacks.

(Orders)
Felines army will be directed to the [V] entities and proceeds to deter them. (i.e. Kill the Void entities or help plug the portals)

Your entity has helped the AGs well enough, so there's no reason for Pike not to heal them, though they would probably prioritize the AGs first.

Cait Sith are now slightly stronger, with modestly improved attack and HP!

Digging deep, deep into the HEXAGONAFIELD! You eventually find, buried a short ways underneath the surface... a PRESENT? You dig it out... it looks... so inviting...

Paradoxdragonpaci said:
I hand the starcalibur to That-Random-Guy

I continue expanding my portal to grab the Alchemitter....12/15

Starcalibur handed off! The Alchemiter is almost ready...

Arsenical said:
"Ha ah!" Arsenical proclaims, as he brandished a truly massive kitchen knife. "Now is the time for my second dish!"

Action Number Hana: Sacrificial Bull

Upon this proclamation, the chef snaps his fingers, and a MASSIVE INFERNO raises behind Arsenical. However, it quickly calms down, only to reveal...

A dreaded FIRE BULL, of the elemental plane of fire! Short-tempered, hard-headed and rearin' for a fight are all words which could describe such a creature, however he is not long for this world.

"Chef Technique #36!" the kitchen knife is raised above the bull's head, and before it can move... "Prime Cut Guillotine."

*schwing*... *Thump*

And the beast was left sans a head.

Action Number Du: Fire Beef

Now that the bull is dead, the dish must be prepared quick, or else the bull's flesh will be reduced to embers!

But that is no problem for a TRUE CHEF, like Arsenical! He learned how to make this at the ACADEMY!

With one hand, he lifts the bull above his head, and flips it. As the bull spun through the air, the KITCHEN BROADSWORD is lifted, and another technique is used:

"Chef technique #81! Shredding Slices!"

A thousand swings were unleashed, almost like a group of piranhas catching a meal, and the bull's flesh was turned into ribbons. Arsenical catches the meat (excluding bones. What do you think he is, a amateur?) on a plate, adds a small amount of marinade (made with a pinch of bottled FURY), and finishes his second dish: THE BURNING BULGOGI!

Take care upon eating it, or you may feel your own tongue burn hotter than the sun!

Action Number Se: From Pop Rocks to Gunpowder

The EXPLOSION ELEMENTAL lies sleeping, dreaming of violent BOOMS and BANGS. It's a pleasant rest.

(5/10)

THE BURNING BULGOGI created! DELECTABILITY RATING: 140 - Lip-smacking! It goes into Slot 5: Attack!

Page of Time said:
FOCUS!

The cheery girl pulls a RPG out of her purse and fires it at the Soulraze Headquarters.

All the bullets bounce off Xerath's shield! Somehow, your seemingly pointless attack seems to have made Xerath even more angry.

hungry visitor said:
~~that is what I like~~

Actually I turned Driver into Moniker so I could still do something.
Should I wish for some sweet destruction right now, would I get sweet destruction or would I get sour destruction? You also ignored me slaying the godmodder, creating the new law that replaces the old law that made me break the rules in the first place and would have granted myself the true power above law which can't be questioned by anyone else because it replaces the moniker-law

... alright *swipes one tear out of his eyes*

Moniker watches his turf, that now isn't his turf.

Well what now mister? You had your (short) dream and now you can do something else.

Soulmagics? Dumb memes? Puns? Cooking? Trying to get some easily destroyed OP entities? Exploit the stuff they gave you?

Aw man. At least you stole monikers name.
... not satisfying

Driver is gone and Moniker is here... ruins my plan to make Planter, Waiter and Eater.

Still got Initiator inside Moniker... sounds kinky... nice

Time for my favorite time

Confusion.

Moniker channels the power of Chaos.

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To clarify: This is a new law of nature. It changes the value to something different. Every value. Something different.

Oh no... you see, the godmodder automatically and perfectly behind the scenes converted himself back to [PG]! Godmodders can do that. They pretty much NEED to be Pro-godmodder. Furthermore, there's another thing you forgot: I have control over the game's updating! And with the newly installed DTG patch, I've removed all identity-changing effects! That puts you (Moniker) back as Hungry_Visitor, Hungry_Visitor back as MooGoestheCow, and me(MooGoestheCow) back as Moniker!

You say Moniker channels the power of Chaos... but you are Hungry_Visitor! You can't dictate what Moniker does! And furthemore, the rule that gives the "specific maker of this law" in the quote infinite power, as well as any other rules that would let you overthrow me... WERE CLASSIFIED AS BUGS, AND ALSO REMOVED IN THE LATEST UPDATE! Thusly, the situation is returned to normal!

That-Random-Guy said:
FOCUS (OOC: This is 1 dish made with 6 actions plus the fluff below)

Suddenly, I receive the Starcalibur! Gasp! Gratitude! Glee! I shall use my 6 actions to create the most scrumpdidlicious combined dish ever to grace the Hexagonfield, the, uh, Panoply of Deliciousness! Why combined dish? Because this shall be made of a set of smaller dishes, contained by special edible, uh, containers. Well, bowls in this case, but in some other cases (such as the more excitable drinks) a bit more complexity and enclosure is required. Included are a set of special utensils, which are meaningful not for their edibility but their special composition, which makes them quite invulnerable to damage from the more interesting parts of the Edible Buffet. There is also a secondary set of relatively mundane condiments, which I mention mainly so I don't forget them, and also because the included small bottle of Inferno hot sauce, which can be used as improvised tear gas, should never be forgotten lest it be mistaken for ketchup. Anyway.

Its worth noting that the usual effects of the various components are in this case subsumed into the effect decided by where this dish ends up on the list.

The first part of the Panoply of Deliciousness is a breakfast of gods! Porridge made of the oats, of, er, oatness, a glass of the milk of the sky cow, etc. The second part is the lunch of legends! Finely tenderized lean meat (of that rare type, only found in certain non-standard universes, that would permanently improve the eaters Constitution except that in this case that benefit has been subsumed to increase the actual effect of this dish, whatever it may turn out to be), the best hash browns ever, and so on and so forth. Finally, there is the Highly Esteemed Pie of Trump and Forthingway. It utilizes eel, mutton, kidney, finest cloves, and what appears to finest fossilized jade. The residents of the rookeries of Spite call it the pyschopomp of Pies. In his Easter sermon, the Bishop of Southwark (the variant that borough which that has fallen within, uh, its a bit complicated) described it as the reason god invented the digestive system. It is a truly fantastic finish.

There there are the drinks. Ah, yes, the drinks. Drinks, plural, and stored within a time locked box like everything else in this dish. Firstly, there is a whole jug of the milk of the sky god mentioned in the previous section. Then there is the bottle of Greyfields 1868 First Sporing, known for its effects on nightmares. The Screaming Viking. The Buzz Cola. The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. Than, finally, there is [THEDRINK]. It is, like too many things, best not described in detail. It is simply fantastical.

Using 6 actions, you create the COMBO DINNER! Delectability rating: 270: Like Ambrosia, but better! Your feast is now looking a lot more like it can beat the godmodder... It's not there yet, though!

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The present looks big and beautiful, attracting the attention of the entire HEXAGONAFIELD. You see, it's to celebrate something very special.

5 years ago, TT2000 (who is now called Moniker, and is me) created the original game: Destroy the Godmodder! Okay, five years and two days, December 7th 2012. It's been a long time since then, and for a random forum game to gain so many sequels and survive so long is truly a cause for celebration. Thus, on the HEXAGONAFIELD today, all the entities have stopped fighting in order to celebrate. It's as though it's the Christmas Truce, but with a random forum game's anniversary instead! The Godslayer does a barrel roll, everyone on the Space Station does the office secret santa party (and nobody gets murdered, THIS turn), the Wolf pack, monkeys, and Simurgh are cuddling, and the Scarlet Prince is... existing... and getting healed by Pike!

The Starcraft army shares their drinks with Grog Strongjaw, the Sith Army and Temporal Guardian are napping on the Apex, the Snake Charmer is entertaining the Soulraze builders, and the Void army is dancing a dark satanic dance. Everyone is at peace! Your entities will obey the orders you gave them, just... next turn.

The present, the celebratory centerpiece, will remain on the field for 2 turns! Each player can use it once, reaching inside and seeing what they grab out - and it's a free use, not costing one of your precious actions! Simply whisper to the wind what you hope to get for Anniversarymas, and you might just get it!

Note: Please actually say what you want to get for best results
Note2: Our currently sidequesting players will be guaranteed to get a chance to open the present when they return

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Although the Christmas/Anniversary cheer has pervaded the HEXAGONAFIELD, not everything stops. The cooking contest timer keeps ticking down, a few entities regen health and have their specials tick down, and finally, the godmodder finishes his Major Charge but decides not to unleash it quite yet.

And more importantly, Xerath hasn't even noticed the stopping of the battle. He's more focused on Cerabot.

Xerath: Shut... UP! How DARE you mock me like this! I can't take it anymore! I know we're enemies, but this is TOO MUCH!

Xerath smashes Cerabot! Cerabot was an AG entity! Xerath has fallen to N-2 on the NEUTRALADDER! You can hurt him now!

Xerath: You want to fight, AGs? FINE! I'll take you on! I'm tired of just sitting here! I'm tired of ALL this!

Xerath's been boosted significantly by the godmodder's powers, and has a lot of HP! But if you can cut through him, you can finally take care of the Soulraze army!

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! A musical instrument-related method...
-Find a good target for Godslayer's Collide ability!
-Defeat Xerath and the Soulraze Forces! Xerath is finally vulnerable!
-Win the cooking contest to keep Starcalibur!
-Open the present and get your gift!

Minor tasks:

Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities! Find the second mysterious saboteur aboard the Space Station!
Protect the SCVs building Starcraft buildings!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
The monkey barrel gives a new minion each turn!
The Soulraze builders and their contraptions are high priority, buffing the main Soulraze army!
Pike is healing friendly entities!
Close the shadow portals! They're spawning [V] entities!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

COOKING CONTEST:

Player dishes:
1/HP: Cheesecake of Life: 210 Delectability!
2/HP: Love Ramen: 90 Delectability!
3/HP: Weird Cake: 50 delectability!
4/A: AMAZING Ice Cream: 80 Delectability!
5/A: Burning Bulgogi: 140 Delectability!
6/Dodge Rate: Combo Dinner: 270 Delectability!
7/Regen: N/A
8/Special: N/A
9/Special: N/A
10/Damage Resistance: N/A

Total delectability: 840

Complete in 1 turn!

MYSTERIOUS PRESENT:
No players have opened it yet!

[AG]Godslayer: 200,000/200,000 HP, 22,000 x 2A, Specials: Target Strike (ready!), Collide (ready!)(Boss)(20% dodge chance)(protected from 1 attacks)(2 votes: Godmodder attack, needs 4)
[AG]Cera
[AG]Ash(2/3)
[AG]Jamie(Has minor healing ticket)(2/4)

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)(OFFLINE)
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 2!)(OFFLINE)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)(OFFLINE)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control(OFFLINE)
Portal Frame: Mysterious Portal(133% open)(+33% open per turn)(OFFLINE)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer: 7% complete (cost: 20)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 60(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)(on strike)
Winry: 6,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability)
Candidates:

Cameron: Has granola bar and lipstick, was tossing and turning in sleep last night, "I relaxed in the break room at the time of the murder", Job: Super Laser Worker
Bob: Has flashlight, paced nervously all last night, "I was working on the Very Large Room, as is my job", Job: Shield Array Intern
Jack: Has car keys, rped all night, "I was working on the shield generator, I don't know how it was shut down", Job: Portal Frame Safety Clerk
Zeta: Has phone, slept perfectly still last night, "I was in my room, talking to my family", Job: Large Room Janitorial staff
Billy: Has raincoat, played Minecraft all night, "I was on vacation, and got back at almost the exact time he was murdered", Job: Anti-Mind Control Beacon Manager
Winry: Corebrute's friend, has toolkit and lipstick, tinkered all night, "I was talking to Corebrute", Job: misc. / Under Player command
Zilly: Has embarrassing hand-written note from mother, studied all night, (refused to give statement at time of murder), Job: Reinforcement Beacon button-pusher
All imprisoned!

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 34,000/50,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(protected from 4 attack)(+3,000 HP per turn)
Wolf pack: 2,000/2,000 x 5 HP, 2,000 x 5A
Barrel of Monkeys: 7,000/7,000 HP (+1 Monkey per turn)
Monkeys: 1,000/1,000 x 2 HP, 1,500 x 2A
Simurgh: 45,000/45,000, 13,000 x 2A (40% dodge chance)

[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(9,400 TA)(protected from 5 attack):
SCVs: 30/30 x 42 HP(schedule: Get to 10 barracks, then build factories)
Marines: 100 x 24 HP, 100 x 24A(12 guarding Space Station!)
Marauders: 300 x 10 HP, 200 x 10A
Hellions: 300 x 10 HP, 300 x 10A
Orbital command centers: 8,000/8,000 x 1 HP, 2,000 x 1A
Command centers: 5,000/5,000 x 1 HP (+1 SCVs per turn)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 x 6 HP (+1 marine each, each turn)
Barracks: 2 complete each turn (1 builder = 5.5%)

[AG - Ranger Strider]Grog Strongjaw: 25,000/25,000 HP, 10,000A(protected from 1 attack)
Pike: 10,000/10,000 HP, +10,000A(healer!)(protected from 1 attack)

[N]Slots Machine: 40,000/50,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - Winkins]Sith army: 4,000/10,000 HP, 4,000A(x2 damage against Snakes)
Catmancer: 7,000/7,000 HP, 3,000A(leading Sith army!)

[N - EternalStruggle]The Apex: 65,000/65,000 HP, 25,000A (+1 repair drone/turn)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 45,000/45,000 HP, 7,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo(ready in 1!)(-1,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate)(1 teleport charm)(protected from 1 attack!)

[P]Peacekeepers(722,275 total attack)(Unbribable)(protected from 1 attack):
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 10,000/10,000 HP
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 999, 225x999A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners VI: 200/200 HP x 999, 500x999A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 125/125 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 999(constructing Special power Armor suit, done in 3!)(adding turret to tower, done in 2!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 999, re-researching Godmod armor(done in 3!)(researching improved machine gunners, done in 1!)
HQ: 20,000/20,000 HP x 2, calling in 999 commandos(done in 2!), filing land expansion permit(done in 3!)
Shield generators: 15,000/15,000 x 6 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 30,000/30,000x3 HP (producing Riflemen x 999 for death-elite training camp, done in 2!)(producing squad leader x 989, done in 2!)
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 100,000/100,000 HP
Special Weapons depot: 40,000/40,000 HP (upgrading grenade launchers, done in 2!)
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped), Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways, Godmod building plating(equipped)

[SR]Soulraze Foot Soldiers: 1,000 x 0 HP, 1,000 x 0A

[SR]Soulraze Builders: 800 x 25 HP
Barracks: 76% complete (1 builder = 2% completion)
Super Barracks: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Regen Generator: 12% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Anti-Everything Turret: 0% complete (1 builder = 1.5% completion)

[SR]Soulraze Guard: 3,000 x 0 HP, 250 x 0A (not currently protecting anyone - getting in the way of all AG attacks!)

[N-2]Xerath: 150,000/150,000 HP (bodyguarding Headquarters)
[SR]Soulraze Headquarters: 52,000/100,000 HP (+25 builders each turn)(Thresher Maw, -6,000 HP each turn, would be 2000 more without Xerath)

[PG]Snake Charmer: 3,000/25,000 HP(charming Barrel of Snakes!)
Snake: 2,000/2,000 x 2 HP, 1,500 x 2A

[PG]Godmodder: 213/300 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)(Major charge: 3/3)

[V]Shadow portals: 100% open x 10 (spawning minions each turn!)

[V]Gummy Worm army: 3,000 x 7 HP, 2,000 x 7A
Monkey army: 2,000 x 5 HP, 2,000 x 5A

[V]Ronald Mcdonald: 8,500/20,000 HP, 10,000A

Player info:

Captain.cat(has King of the Hill)
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
MooGoestheCow (Charge: 1/???)
[N-2]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 16/100)(Targeted by Dreadnought)(effect-curing power)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Claim Ticket - Redeemable on Update 58, expires Update 60)(Minor Healing Ticket)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)(8/??)
Hungry_Visitor(Ascendance)(New being - gets 1 attack shield)
The_Two_Eternities(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(protected from 4 attack)(1/5)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)(4/10)
[N+1]JoeBOB
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man(5/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)
gilded king(7/10)
Pionoplayer
[N-1]Darshelenas Sunbreaker(lightly wounded)
[N+1]Winkins(3/10)(+1,000A Iron sword)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(12/15)
Nano Soldier 2016(behind cover)(has M16, Body Armour)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condensor(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 12
Portal Gun
Charge Booster (damage: 1/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks
Medkit x 3

Quick note on the cooking contest; I absolutely promise that any dish you make won't be wasted when/if the godmodder wins.

Moniker · Dec 11, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
I kill Zeta

You walk up and stab Zeta! Let's review the evidence...

He had a Phone, presumably with a browser... and anonymous connection was going slower than normal!

He slept perfectly still, as though he had replaced himself with a dummy!

He was a janitor for the Large Room, even though it was JUST BUILT!

Zeta was... the PG SABOTEUR! You have succeeded!

Finally, the Space Station can begin to recover. The teal godmodding goop preventing everything from working begins to recede, and before long, replacement staff can be brought in, and the Space Station's functions can start coming back online. You've saved the Space Station! ...For now.

That-Random-Guy said:
First things first, I pass off the Starcalibur to Captain.Cat and ask him to perhaps help with the cooking contest. If we both put 3 actions and some decent fluff towards it, than an AG victory should be almost assured.

Then, I tell everyone that it would be really good if one or two people other than me and Captain.cat were to work on the Cooking Contest. It would provide us with a bit leeway, and I suspect that items made for the contest will be better overall. Also, it would be horrible if we were to lose the contest at this point.

I whisper to the wind: For Anniversarymas, I want an upgrade to the attack-redirecting properties of the portal gun in the quote above. (its in the player inventory)

If it is a free action, I use one of the medkits (at the bottom of the player inventory) on the Scarlet Prince.

I will do my real actions later.

You've handed the Starcalibur to captain.cat! But, captain.cat is currently taking a break from posting. So, it might be better if someone else has it. If he doesn't post this turn, then someone else can take it.

You reach into the present, and pull out a small chip... attaching it to the Portal Gun... it is now the REDIRIFLE, and it grants a significant boost to attack-redirecting actions! However, it now heats up pretty fast, and if you don't give it a break for a few turns between uses, you risk damaging it!

MooGoesCow21 said:
I reach into the present and grab out a better portal making tool

Instead of an attack-redirecting tool, you get a Portal making tool, the Miniature Doormaker Plushy - it can create portals to mysterious and wonderful places! Use it creatively!

EternalStruggle said:
The man considers the present, and decides to use it for good. He whispers to the wind, "I wish that I can find the most convincing informational pamphlet ever inside the present, and upon showing it to the currently Soulraze Builders, they will realize the error of their ways and join the Peacekeepers, along with their currently under construction buildings." Also, if relevant, it would be nice if the pamphlet contained counter-memetics to shut down any loyalty codes or cranial bombs or the like.

FOCUS - IT CARRIES ON

Using the Charge Booster once again, the man furthers his agenda, stockpiling resources at a far away location and preparing to move them into position when the time is right. Two more rounds, and he'd be able to activate the Dockyards and begin refining the Apex into the finest weapon of war the Hexagonafield had ever seen.

12/20

A projection of the man, sent forth by his mind, appeared before Xerath, wagging his finger and tutting. "Xerath, Xerath, Xerath! I'm afraid you overestimate yourself. I'm the only one who can get away with attacking AGs, it's a Player privilege I want to restrict. That's why I'll attack you now, and if your precious Alice gets punished due to your incompetence?" He smirks widely here. "Why, I couldn't care less! Do your best only to cry out when you fall, fool. Wash your neck!"

The projection disappeared as the Apex turned to fire. Its energy cannons, arrayed along its spine, turned as one to face the foe, skyward pointing barrels dropping down to attack angle. So too did the lesser, tighter packed railguns along the sloped armor plate below turn and depress their barrels. Naturally, there was an equal railcannon battery along the other side, but it could not be brought to bear. Such was the disadvantage of broadside design.

As one, the weapon systems fired, after taking a bit of time to acquire their target.

(This is fluff for the Apex attacking Xerath during the EotB, naturally.)

CHARGE BOOSTER ROLL: 9/19 It works fine.

You get the CONVINCING PAMPHLET! It goes into the Player Inventory! It looks like a pamphlet for Jehova's Witnesses, but it's for joining the AG side instead! Maybe you could give it to someone weak-minded to make them help you...

Apex's damage slightly boosted this turn! Xerath is utterly focused on fighting.

CaptainNZZZ said:
Reaching out to the Temporal Guardian I grant it limited access to it's own time stream, allowing it to alter it to a minor degree. In simple terms the Temporal Guardian can now regenerate its health every turn by selectively reversing time upon itself. (x2)

Finally I use my powers to make a wish that my entities that were evacuated will return to the HEXAGONAFIELD still under my control despite the fact players have lost their entities due to choosing Standard Processing Option in the past. (x1)

Whispering into the wind I say, "For Anniversarymas the only thing I truly want is the ability to make it so my entities will always remain loyal to me, despite whatever bribes, mind control, and the like others might try to take my entities for themselves."

I order the Temporal Guardian to attack the Void entities.

The Temporal Guardian now has a small amount of health regen! And wants to attack [V] entities.

Reaching into the present, you get an ENTITY BETRAYAL PUNCH CARD! On it is a slogan: "Every ten entities that betray you, get one entity back!" Nine out of ten holes are punched already. The next time someone betrays you, you can use this to return an entity to your side! Not perfect, but it's insurance!

Your processing response comes through...

EVACUCORP ENTITY STATEMENT:

CLAIM TICKET STATUS: DENIED
Reason: Ticket was processed after Ticket expiry update

However, you also get, thanks to your wish, a sidequest terminal update. It outlays two options you can take from here:

Player-power entity pullout:
You use your player powers to withdraw your entities immediately. The Buff While you Wait service will make them come back with stronger stats, to make up for the inconvenience.

Sidequest option:
You go on a sidequest to navigate the bureaucracy of Evacucorp and retrieve your entities! The Buff While you Wait service will make you get your entities back significantly stronger, and there may be more rewards as well.

hungry visitor said:
!Update! Attention this is an official update !Update! Very official! Serious business!

The carbonbased-lifeform that brought you this update right now can just be me, Moniker because only Moniker has control over updating, who else could've updated this?

How did I do this?
Well after finding out the secret identity of hungry visitor I visited him. How ironic! And decided to make this update with his account. Where did he go?

Hey hungry visitor! Did you just take over my account? Pretend to be me if you did!

Law of Moniker of the Hexagonafield can't be overthrown, but do you know the law of Moniker?

Everything goes after MY will! Nobody can say otherwise or I will declare your action as [NOT VALID]. That's all. Thanks.

Hey! No! HEY!

Oh dear...

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I wish for more charges to my summon.

You get +3 charges to your summon, no strings attached!

But I mean... that's like asking for money for christmas...

Daskter said:
I whisper to the winds... I wish for something that can increase my soldiers damage by a factor of their original damage... To increase their Firepower and get better armor

3 Actions:
I create a Massive Party Cake, it can satisfy thousands for Party
and it is absolutely the best for Parties.

Ingredients Include:
Deliciousness
Vanilla
Chocolate Frosting
The happy feelings from this turn

Recommended you eat with a group/party for maximum Delectability!

You make a Party Cake, with the taste of friendship and good cheer! Delectability Rating: 100: Great! It goes into Slot 7: Regen!

Reaching into the present, you pull out... a huge hoard of random upgrades and add-ons for the Starcraft army! Your soldiers become a little more powerful, a little more capable...

JOEbobobob said:
A Man by the name of Archmage Xilith walks to the HEXAGONFIELD.
Bleeding from his right leg and using his great Voidmetal capped Ichorium Stave as a humble walking stick, he hobbles towards the presents. after casting an obscure shield spell, he uses the wand focus: portable hole to retrieve a potion of instant health, drinking it quickly and sighing as his wound quickly heals.
He surveys the line of presents, looking for the one closest to dark, partially desaturated purple, and walks to it, radiating an aura of regale power... which literally everyone ignores because of his lack of power by comparison to anyone else on the field.
"I vipx gjo qxm csbdifaqijf jg dy ompmaocx, qxm kmogmcq vmakjf. qxm qaifq."
"Qxaq vxicx caf hmpqojy mumoyqxife, ymq rm tmkq aq ray ry qxip pidkbm gbjvmo."
"I vipx gjo a pifebm pxaoh, qxm qifimpq kimcm, tmymh qj dy pjsb. ifhmpqoscqirbm mwcmkq ry dy vibb."
"Afh pj I xaum paih,a afh pj iq pxabb rm."
encoding method. Key: Archmage Xilith.
Do not open the spoiler unless you can't get the encoder to work or, having quoted the post, it is auto-opened.

"I wish for the culmination of my research, the perfect weapon. the taint."
"That which can destroy everything, yet be kept at bay by this simple flower."
"I wish for a single shard, the tiniest piece, keyed to my soul. indestructible except by my will."
"And so I have said, and so it shall be."

Out from the present he pulls a globule of tainted substance, purple and dripping, though it cannot function so close to the flower which he holds. he runs off to a distant area of the HEXAGONFIELD, bringing his source of taint with him. this shall do nothing yet, or for a very, very long time.

/PresentClaimPostSemiNull

You get... The Taint. It's in your personal inventory, whatever you may wish to do with it.

The_Two_Eternities said:
"Awwwwwww-"

"... Well that sounds kind of mean."

Taking the present in the seasonal theme, I whisper to the wind. "I wish for something that the Second Scarlet Prince can cuddle, like a giant teddy bear." Then, I reach into the present and pull out what I feel, while revving up my jetpack in case it's something really tall.

"Simurgh, Second Scarlet Prince, Pack of Packed Wolves, Monkeys, there's been a change of plans. Everyone, attack Xerath!"

I looked at the cooking contest. "Hmm. You know, I bet the Foundation could do something pretty cool with

FOCUS: 914 AND PANCAKES

."

After sending the request back to the Foundation, I waited... and waited... Until suddenly a portal opened and two things came through. First, a platter with five delicious-looking pancakes and a stick of butter, and second,

Name: Dr. Clef
Date: 12/██/2017
Total Items: Thirty (30) identical buttermilk pancakes grouped into three (3) stacks (Other notable ingredients: Vanilla, cinnamon, ginger), six (6) unopened sticks of [REDACTED] brand butter

Input: Ten (10) pancakes, two (2) sticks of butter
Setting: Fine
Output: The pancakes were uniformly golden brown, due to the fact that they appeared to have been made by heat transfer from a fourth spatial dimension. The butter, after chemical analysis, was found to be completely chemically uniform.

Note 1: Not bad. Anyone want some before they spoil? Bright ate all the butter, though.
-Clef

Note 2: I did not! You did! And also, what just happened? I made a joke about the pancakes being hungry and they just spontaneously turned into pieces of paper saying "[NOT VALID]"!
-Bright

Input: Ten (10) pancakes, two (2) sticks of butter
Setting: Fine
Output: The pancakes displayed small cosmetic differences, due to the fact that they appear to have been made with a different recipe, with similar changes for the butter. Five (5) pancakes and one (1) stick of butter were used in flavor testing.

Note 3: Okay, those were a lot better than regular pancakes.
-Clef

Input: Ten (10) pancakes, two (2) sticks of butter
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Similar results to the second test. The opinions of the researchers who consumed one (1) pancake and one-fifth (¹/5) of a stick of butter each in flavor testing are as follows:

Agent P█████ W███: [Excited gesticulation]
Agent M█████: [Excited gesticulation]
Agent S██████: "Meh. What's so special about them?"
Agent S█████ S. P█████: "I can't really taste anything."
Doctor Alto Clef: "These are really good pancakes."

Input: Five (5) pancakes from the second test, one (1) stick of butter from the second test
Setting: Fine
Output: Upon opening the output door of SCP-914, [DATA EXPUNGED] self-replicating [DATA EXPUNGED] emergency relative defictionalization [DATA EXPUNGED] when Mr. Davis was contacted, SCP-3086 breached containment when the conversation derailed into the subject of a blue cat [DATA EXPUNGED] But you know who pays a lot more respect to his characters than Mister Davis? My creator Saul Szyslak, that's who! He made every single panel absolutely unique! [DATA EXPUNGED] And- Oh. Oh dear. This place doesn't look friendly. I think I want to go back.

I turned the page over, and found some handwriting on the back. "Nice going. Now I have to avert the avertion of the assassination of Kennedy while wearing a teal chinchilla suit. -TX"

"Ooooookaaaay. Well, by process of elimination, I guess this is from the third test."

Still a little baffled, I enter the pancakes into the cooking contest.

You enter the FINE PANCAKES! Delectability Rating: 200 - Mmmm... They go into Slot 8: Special!

Reaching into the present, you pull out your gift to the Scarlet Prince... a GIANT BODY PILLOW! It's the perfect size for him! Whatever his size is! Giving it to him makes the Scarlet Prince happy and grateful! The Scarlet Prince gains a permanent boost to max HP!

Arsenical said:
Taking a short break from cooking, Arsenical wanders over to the box in the center of the hexagonafield. "Tis' the season, ey?"

There was a few things he could get. His memories back, Travelius back, hot chocolate, maybe a pony, but no. He could get all of that later. Right now, he needs one thing, and one thing only.

"For Hexagonamas, I wish... That I can be freed from all debts, and all oaths! I want to be freeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

While he waits for that to take effect (or some other effect, knowing our hero's luck), he decided to take part in some other actions.

Action Number One & Two: Humble Tea

Well, back to the cooking. He could only make one more thing, but what?

... There isn't many drinks.

So, Arsenical got to work. He pulled his mobile kitchen back into his pocket, and took out only a few items: A worn tea kettle, a set of chipped cups, a small jar of crushed tea leaves, and a comfy mat, for him to sit on.

The kettle is filled with water, and a fire is lit beneath. Our cook thinks of the tea, and of this time of peace. It's nice. With such constant war and destruction, you can forget what you truly want. It is a fragile peace, and it will wither away. But you can gain something from it before the battle is over. Just like tea.

Oh, the water is boiling. Better remove the heat.

Once the heat is removed, the water is poured into the teacups and pot, then the water is returned to the teapot. This was a step that was supposed to keep the cup's temperature consistent, or so Arsenical heard.

Finally, the crushed tea leaves are put into steep in the hot water. The fragments of the plant dance in the water, falling gently, until the rest at the bottom. These leaves weren't special. They weren't grown from a plant that was several thousand years old, or blessed by a god. They were, for all intents and purposes, just regular tea leaves.

But even the most simple ingredients can make a wonderful creation, if you put your heart into it. Knowing all of you, though, I should warn you that that's not literal.

Now, with the tea finely steeped, Arsenical pours the tea into four cups. This tea had no need for a name. It was simply tea.

Action Number Three: TNT! I'M DYNAMITE!

The now MOSTLY FULL-GROWN EXPLOSION ELEMENTAL considers exploding from the pocket.

... Eh, nah. It was comfy in here, and the guy was making tea. That would just be rude.

They kind of wondered how they still fit in the pocket, however, since they were much bigger then when they were a baby.

(5/10)

Reaching into the present, you gain the DEBT-FREE PREPAID ACTION VISA! You put it against your debt to the devil, and it runs dry after 2 posts worth. That leaves you with 2 posts to repay to the devil.

You make TEA! Delectability Rating: 110 - A nice break to drown all the others! It goes into Slot 9: Special!

pionoplayer said:
Ah, if me giving charges to other people doesn't result in me dropping in the neutraladder I'll stick around as an AG then.

Present: the improbabiltiy drive dings and instead of Piono pulling out something out of the present, the improbability drive follows some preprogrammed orders and pulls out "something that will enable Piono to go on a journey of self-discovery while still charging stuff outside of the sidequest... but not yet."

Piono looks out over the field.
"Hmm... I should probably help with the cooking contest. I'm gonna need all three of my actions for this."
Piono messes with his watch and temporarily deactivates the improbability drive.
Piono turns back to the three NPCPs.
"You guys wait here, I'm gonna try and do something crazy"
Piono pulls out what looks like a pizza with a face, then opens up the mouth and steps through it into his inventory.
The pizza's mouth closes and it winks out of existence.

"Alright... food... food... food... Maybe I can prepare something myself?"
"But I don't know how to cook!"
"Hm... maybe there's something around here that can help with that."
Piono begins looking and looking in the food section of his inventory, and finally finds a massive shelf full of cookbooks.
"Betty Crocker's Family Cookbook... 1001 Low Carb Recipes... Food of the Gods! This one looks promising."
Piono pulls the book from its shelf, flips through it, thne sighs and throws it over his shoulder. "Nope, just how to make different kinds nectar and ambrosia. I need something with PUNCH, not just magical endorphine exxageration."
Then Piono notices a light, he turns around, and on a pedastal rising up out of the ground is a cookbook, a cover that is the brown of perfectly cooked steak, with trim of purple the color of the finest of grapes and a golden color that reminds one of fields of ripe wheat, fresh and ready for harvesting to be ground, rolled and turned into the most magnificent of breads.
Piono lets out a low whistle and reads the title of the book. "How to Make Decent Food, by Caelli Apitii, high godking of the cooking pantheon."
Piono flips through a few of the pages, and gasps, "This... it's perfect!"

Piono steps through the pizza portal onto the battlefield, carrying the book under his arm, and a small cube with him.
Piono looks around at the festivities going on, and affirms, hey look! It's actually safe to do stuff. Glad he doesn't need to take up the deck of the Godslayer to make his work have the proper space with which to do things, he sets down the small cube, presses a button on top of it, then begins to back up as the cube rattles around and shakes up. A small voice is heard from the cube. "Hello, thank you for choosing the TechCore Corp instant kitchen. Please select the configuration you would like to use today." "Upscale Italian, please." and the cube shakes even more violently, suddenly exploding outwards into a kitchen with stoves, ovens, a refridgerator, racks of knives and cooking utensils, everything you'd need for cooking Italian food. Piono didn't back up far enough and had a countertop spawn on top of him, and has to lift it off of himself. Great start to the cooking show.
Piono, acfter getting out from underneath the countertop, drags the trash can over to the fridge and immediately dumps all the food into it, before triggering the built in incinerator function, burning all of the food to ash.
"Sorry insta-kitchen, I'm going to be using my own ingredients for this dish." He cracks his knuckles and sets out a menu, with a single item circled on it.
Spaghetti la Deus Rex with a side of Supreme Ceasar Salad and a fine vintage of Extrulean Wine

Action the first: Spaghetti
The first thing to do, is ready the spaghetti. There are four major parts to any proper spaghetti, the noodles, the sauce, the meatballs, and the cheese. We shall do these one at a time, with only the greatest ingredients and the best of cooking techniques.
First, the noodles. In order to make the finest noodles, we need the finest grains. Some would use wheat, some rice, both have their merits, but Glampesh, from the fourth planet of the star Perilon, reknowned for its nearly-glowing golden sheen and a warm taste that envelops the taste buds even once cooked, our first step is to grind up the Glampesh into a fine powder, with these powerful rollers I have brought out of my inventory. The rollers will grind up the flour, and while they are doing that we will begin on the sauce.
Now, there are few things like tomatos, so I will be using special tomatoes, juicy and red, grown under the light of a blue star from the future colony of Andross 5, they have more flavor than just about any tomato you will ever taste. So we set the pot of water (for all the ingredients needed, since the spaghetti noodles are going to need it too) to a boil while we cut the tomatos, and peel them, with a careful edge. It has to be a knife, not a laser edge, as the application of the intense heat might somewhat spoil the flavor of the tomato, fortunately, I have a deft hand. Flashstepping techniques, when applied to cooking, allow for much cleaner and quicker slicing.
We bring the tomato slices to a light simmer, and while they are simmering we move back to the noodles. The flour has been properly ground up, and so we mix it together with some pure salt. Nothing but NaCL, purified through a process of atomic reassembly to ensure no impurities reach into our meal. Anyways, light amounts of salt, mixed with the flour. Next we take an egg, now, I WOULD use a more exotic form of egg, however, chicken eggs are the base used for most Italian cuisine, and I can't change up that without risking having some of the chemical reactions in the cooking process going awry, so we shall remain with the chicken egg (properly selected from a stock of one million for perfect of course) and crack it open into a bowl, before beating it lightly, and then adding it to our flour mixture, mixing it thoroughly. Now, our mixture is a LITTLE bit dry, so, to moisten it up just a little bit, we add a smidgen of water.
Now, we take the dough, and on a lightly floured surface with more of our Glampesh flour, we knead the dough. Careful pushes and strokes to knead the dough to perfection. Once perfection has been achieved, we roll the dough out flat, very thin, and cut it into strips, which we then hang on the rack to dry a bit before we cook them into proper spaghetti.
So, the tomatoes are simmering, the spaghetti is drying, let's start on the meatballs. First we pre-heat the oven, so that that can be ready when we have the meatballs all set up. Meatballs are fairly simple, we simply take a variety of different foodstuffs and roll them together. Let's start with the meat, now, most meatballs use pig or cow meat, that's not exotic enough. Fortunately, at some time in the past, I killed a dragon and butchered it (really wish I could remember that it must've been intense) so I have plenty of meat on hand. The nice thing about dragon meat is that it is naturally spicey and somewhat sweet, so it doesn't really require THAT much extra seasoning to make it taste good, but there are still other ingredients required to make the ball. We have some breadcrumbs made from Glampesh toast (Glampesh, when combined with proper yeast cultures, makes a light, fluffy bread that is savoury and absolutely delicious) a bit of milk from the celestial cows of the cooking pantheon, a bit of that ultra purified salt from before, a power onion (known to make some people temporarily gain super powers) and a perfect duplicate of the perfect chicken egg from before. This is all mixed together in a large bowl with a few drops of Nectar. Not the kind that comes from flowers, but the grand food of the Greek Gods. The ultimate drink, it also works well as a sweet and savoury sauce.
We mix all of these together, and to roll them all together, we will use the rollers we used to grind the flour. But first we need to clean the rollers. A quick power rince from a fire hose with a quick dry of fire magic rerouted from the stoves gets all the food particulates out quite fast, with no water leftover, we just set it into the additional setting, and slide in our meatball paste. We wait a few seconds, and put in a tray, there we go, 12 perfect spheres of meaty perfection. Now, slide these into the fire magic oven to cook...
And now we go back to our pasta! We have it prepared, and now, our water (prepared from the holy springs of Antiqua, among the purest waters you will ever find. Don't worry, Antiqua is a practical goddess and does not mind her holy spring being used for culinary purposes) is at a steady boil. So we carefully slide in the spaghetti noodles, and allow them to cook.
While they are cooking, the sauce needs to be seasoned. The ultimate tomatoes we have, while impressive, are not enough on their own, so we shall use my special blend of 13 spice. A particular blend of Waluigi Thyme, Runner's Leaf, Avendesora root, bacon powder, Anthron (a kind of leafy plant), Sagesalt, Condensed Plastrith, Yellow Spice (yes its an uncreative name), Cumin, Ginger, Coriander, Cinnamon, and Black Pepper. Carefully stir the mixture of special spices into the dish, and voila! The sauce is done.
And with a bit of time manipulation inherent to the cooking suite, so are the meatballs and pasta.
We take the pasta and lay it down in swirls on the titanium plate (silver's for fools), and pour the sauce over it with care. Then plop the meatballs down in strategic positions. Next comes the cheese, which is actually, in this case, a special form of dairy-based ambrosia. It is of the highest quality, but I don't possess the facilities to make it on-site, so I had to just use some I had handy in my inventory.

The Spaghetti is ready.

Action the second: Salad
Salad is a simple enough meal to prepare, you take some lettuce, you tear it up and put it on a plate, right?
WRONG.
Or, well, mostly wrong.
It is normally pretty easy, you just forgot the dressing.
But we're not doing this the easy way!
First off, we need leaves of the most tasty variety, and surprisingly, Yggdrasil, the world tree, has leaves that have quite the flavor to them. The problem is that they come with a woody/waxy exterior. This is simple enough to fix. We simply take them over to the stove and simmer them for a while. The waxy exterior flows right off in the heat, and we are left with a single large leaf that can be broken down to make the proper base for a salad.
Now we move over to the salad plate, and add some ancient grecian olive oil, fit for the gods. Crush some special garlic, crushed in our rollers (once again cleaned out the power way) a pinch of ultra purified salt, a pinch of 13 spice, some striped lemon juice, a dash of nectar sauce, sprinkled cheese ambrosia, and of course, some of that Glampesh bread, toasted to a ripe brown-ness over an open fire pit into croutons, and sprinkled all over the top of the salad.

There we go, that was simple enough.

Action the third: Wine
Finally, we have the wine. Now, the vintage is actually a Discord Reannual grapes wine, which are grown a year in the future, and come up the year before. they are exceptionally sweet, and this vintage has a nutty aftertaste to it, sure to tickle the tastebuds. Normally reannuals also grant visions of the future, but for certain reasons the magical fixtures to the wine have been removed, which shall be explained later.
BUT! BUT!
As we all know, the REAL value to any good wine is the history behind it, not just the age. Any old wine can survive 100 years in an oaken cask at the bottom of a cellar that got bricked over and forgotten, nobody will care. It has to, at the very least, have been buried with an age old pharaoh in his crypt beyond time.
And this vintage has quite the story to it.
First grown during the tumultuous years after Lord Havelock Vetinari's assassination, this vintage is unique in that it's one of the few that was never actually planted, as thanks to the visions of the future the farmer got from drinking it, the farmer decided they didn't have enough time to actually get around to planting their crops and instead skipped country. This didn't help them of course, as they were later eaten by a camel while crossing the Klatchian desert (they got VERY lost indeed) Most of the vintage was sold off to various different noblemen, all of whom began scheming immediately as to how to best take advantage of the patrician's death, which, ironically, was what led to him being assassinated in the first place. The wine's visions became self-fulfilling. All but one case of it.
The farmer took this case with him, along with his numerous other possesions, just in case he needed something to sell later into his journey.
He never got to sell it on account of the aforementioned camel eating.
But providence was on the side of this case of wine, it lay undisturbed in the sands for almost a year before an adventurer, chasing rumors of the last case of the "Doomsayer Vintage" went out into the Klatchian Desert and, by sheer fortune, found the case left by the unfortunate farmer. Having found the entire purpose behind his expedition, the adventurer was able to head home early, and, unbeknownst to him, saving a fortune on hourglasses that he would've spent had his adventure continued onwards.
And so the case of the Doomsayer Vintage was brought back to civilization, where it was passed between a number of different hands before ending up in the vaults of Pseudopolis.
From which it was pulled by a defictionalization device.
You see, there was a certain rich man in the world who decided he wanted to try out the taste of reannual wine, and spent trillions of dollars funding research into how to defictionalize things. Some people tried to recreate reannuals themselves through quantum entanglement, others tried to research inter-universal magic systems, but in the end the only group that appeased him were the ones that reached into the pages of the book and pulled the very object from the story.
The only downsides to this was that it removed any and all magical qualities, and disabled any tech not compatible with the physics system within the current universe.
The man was ecstatic, he now had a vintage of wine straight from the pages of his own fanfic, with a rich and valuable history within a few years, and it was all his. And he tasted it, and it was even a good vintage.
He used almost all of the bottles on parties following up, safe in the assurance that he could just use his defictionalization device again should he run out...
And then the apocalypse came. A nuclear blast not too far away from the man's house rendered everyone within his household dead, and only the contents of the deep basement, including the last bottle of the doomsayer vintage, were preserved.
And there it rested for 200 years before it was dug out by a primitivized tribe of hunter warriors, who found the bottle of wine and set up a shrine around it, worshipping it as an act of pilgrimage.
I wonder how I got it in my inventory.
Oh well.
Regardless, here is your glass of wine, drink it, and remember the wonderful and terrible times this wine has been through.

And now you have your drink. One of a kind and immensely valuable.

You create the 10th meal: The ITALIAN MEAL! Delectability Rating: 280 - Flowers for Algernon Your Taste Buds! It goes into Slot 10: Damage Resistance!

Reaching into the box, you pull out the Sidequest Charge Token! If you go on and complete a sidequest, you can redeem the Sidequest Charge Token for 5 free charges!

Winkins said:
(Free Action)
I put up Christmas decor on my part of the HEXAGONAFIELD for the coming of Christmas with a simple eggnog machine to the side.

Settling down on my knees for for such occasion I Whispered to The Wind "May you be Strong Disco-orb chan, so we may meet in better circumstances in the future..."

(Action!)(3Charges)
(1 Charge)
Dusting off my knees of dust or whatever particles that may have gotten on my Robe, I look at the Slots I decided to pull one for this occasion.
(1 Charge)
Waiting for the slot to stop I turned towards my Siths and Bestow them some healing with the cat energy which still lingers in the air.
(1 Charge)
I beckon for the Catmancer Sith to help cast Catnap onto the [V] forces forcing all their units to roll a 6d to stay awake. (They just need to get higher than 2 on their dices to stay awake.)

(Orders)
Cat Siths are to follow their previous orders.
The Catmancer Sith is to use this turn to aid strengthen the effect of Catnap.

The power of the present strengthens your BOND. Despite the distance between you, you feel Disco-Orb Chan grow in power...

SLOTS ROLL: 4 5 4

You get a Minor Damage Ticket! Using them is a free action, so you can use them to damage any enemy you wish!

Cait Sith army healed to full! You use the Sith's turn and your action to cast CATNAP!

Gummy Worm Roll: 4 - Awake!

Monkey Roll: 6 - Awake!

Ronald McDonald Roll: 4 - Awake!

Your slots roll and sleep roll almost perfectly mimiced each other... that's gotta be some low odds!

Page of Time said:
FOCUS!

The cheery girl runs at Xerath and uppercuts him before slamming him down on the ground and moving to an armlock to snap his arm off.

Xerath runs over, picks up his arm, and pops it back on! Ow! 27,000 damage!

MrMirrorMan said:
Back on the Hexagon field, I single piece of paper is seen "I simple wish for a simple Man of Mirror: For a simple, working solution to one of the AG's problems."

You pull out the GODMODDER REPELLENT! An incredibly powerful artifact, it can do... well, a whole lot of stuff. You just have to figure out the right way to use it. It goes into your personal inventory.

Paradoxdragonpaci said:
I postpone my Alchemiter Charge 12/15

I FOCUS and start working on my Dish: THE ULTIMATE STEAK OF LEGENDS!!

Preparation step!!
I go looking for the ingredients for the ULTIMATE STEAK OF LEGENDS!! I will need the Sides that sastify all, the Sauce that perfectly complements and the Main Part, the STEAK THAT IS ALL! Also I need some UNIVERSAL INGREDIENTS that will be used for the Cooking and the APPLIANCES OF LEGENDS also for the cooking, I will also need the ULTIMATE CHEFS to actually cook the food

For the UNIVERSAL INGREDIANTS, which are the Herbs, spices and other flavourings. I have been shipped the Salt
from the Dead 7 seas of an alternate Dimension,purified by sunlight for 7 years and 7 Days, exposed to the Moonlight of the Full Moon only,done by the Pure Witch oF Oceans Who has gathered the saltwater with her Bare Hands
I asked politely for the pepper from the pepper plants grown on an Active Volcano, erupting for 13 years, on its Last Eruption, cultivated by the Unorthodox Monks of Time, headed by an Elder Sauceror specialising in Spice, crushed by hand , in a runic altar as a offering and a Eulogy to a Dead Food Goddess
I have finally bought The Herbs from the Hippies and Wizards in Ivory Towers Community Garden,grown organically,magically,glowing with Kindness and zapping with Magic, carefully and tenderly uprooted with Apologies aNd Words of Numbing, Carefully packaged in Arcane Paper and Sent to the Shop in the City of Cheliver, where it sits in the ambience of the City that's both Noisy and peaceful for a year and a day

Next, for the APPLIANCES OF LEGENDS, I will need the PLATINUM FILTER,SAUCEPAN,FRYING PAN and some EVERLASTING DRAGONIC FIRE.

The last one is easy, I just turn into my Dragon Form and breathe out Everlasting Fire and turn back into a human,simple. The Fire heats all equally making it an ideal source of heat for the cooking.

Next the Platinum Everything-Else, I will need to get those from the the Goblin Mines, as the Goblins don't quite like Humans or Dragons, I will have to steal it.Hiding myself in an Invisibility Cloak, I quietly trode to their Storage Chamber and use a Skeleton Key to open it,I then steal some unrefined chunks of platinum ore and escape the mines as quickly as possible before they discovered the missing ores. I then use my paradoxify skills to summon forth the Ghost of Smelters Future-Past, Past-Future , Future-Future,Past-Past and Now-Now. I then ask them to use their Ghost Smelting Powers to smelt the Pure Ghost material of the Platinum Ores into the Filter,Saucepan,Oven and Frying Pan. After doing so I thank the Ghosts and dismiss them before doing a Ritual to Paradoxify the Real Pure Platinum Versions of the equipment.

I then Trick and Persuade some Elementals, Embodiments and Spirits to Enchant the Equipment to Burn away Evil and other such Negativity.

For the Potatoes and Broccoli for the Sides,I head to the Garden of Eden and ask the kind Archangel there to help me pick some Platonic Potatoes and Broccoli of the Heavens

For the Sauce, will be using a Garlic Sauce,for the Garlic,I get the first Garlic cultivated by the Zen Monk of Truth meditating for 1111 consecutive years,living on the Mountain of Despair in the Continent of Depression and Hopelessness,surrounded by the Seas of Hate and Doom

And for the STEAK THAT IS ALL!! I went to the Divine Butcher, to get Steak from the Enchanted Golden Apple Cows, Enchanted by the Creatve majicks of Minecraft, fed on Grass by Terraria, Watered by the Waters of Creation which is created in the First Sun in a Multiverse in the Plane of Creatio, given Life by the Creators and Architects,ifused with Hope,slaughtered in their sleep to prevent suffering, the Steak is infused with the essence of Hope,Creativity and the innate Healing properties of the Enchanted Golden Apple Cows
Recruitment Step

I call out for help for cooking the dishes,I thus recruit the following in assisting the Cooking:

Cooking Mama
A Gamer who has Maxed out and Prestiged Cooking 3 times over
Charity Carpenter from The Dresden Files
Jarlsberg the Chef-Magus from the Kingdom of Loathing
Shirou Emiya,Rin and Sakura of Fate/stay Night
Jake the dog from Adventure Time
Pinkie Pie
Greedy Smurf

Actual Cooking!

I set my assistants to their tasks after first placing that Platinum saucepan and Frying pan on the EVERLASTING DRAGONIC FIRE and having the Platinum Oven properly pre-heated to 250F

First,the chefs season the raw steak with salt and pepper and some crushed and uncrushed herbs on all sides before placing it on a wire grid with some baking sheets underneath it and the baking pan,secondly we let it refrigerate the steaks uncovered overnight to dry out their exteriors and marinate the Steak, however as we are pressing for Time, i will set it to marinate off now in a pocket dimension with a time ratio of 720:1.after waiting for a minute,i removed the Steak.
Secondly,the chefs put the Steak(including the herbs and stuff) into the oven and waited for around 27 minutes until their refined Senses tell them tha the Steak is "done", that is the the internal temperature is around 118F.
Third,the chefs remove the herbs before placing it into the frying pan, prepared in advance with a tablespoon of vegetable oil or other high-temp-friendly oil before setting it to preheat,strting to smoke just as the Chefs put in the Steak with a tablespoon of butter as well.They then started tocook, swirling and lifting the steak occasionally, until the Steak is nicely browned on the first side They then Flipped the steaks and get the second side, then held the steaks sideways to sear their edges.Te roma during this is indescriable, ok maybe thats a slight exageration.It smells like the herbs,the butter and the steak cooking all combined into a melting pot of Aromas that tingle the senses and makes the mouth water,i know mine are,you ca nearly taste the steak just with a whiff of the scents.The steak is now done medium-rare,now onto the sides.There is an Aura surrounding the plate that is holding the majestic meal, it becomes made of Ur-metal.

For the Platonic Potatoes, i set th oven to 220F andlet the chefs work thir magic again,literally in some cases.They cut the potatoes in half lengthways, then cut each half into 1.5cm-thick wedges and place in a large bowl. Added the 2 tablespoons of olive oil, salt and pepper and used clean hands to toss the potatoes until they were well coated with the oil.They then Spread the potatoes in a single layer over the lined tray and drizzled them with any oil remaining in the bowl.The chiefs the put the tray into the preheated oven for 10 minutes. They then reduced the oven temperature to 200°C , turning the potatoes every 10 minutes, for a further 33 minutes .For the Broccali,they snapped them into medium-sized florets.They then put the florets into a steamer or colander set over the Platinum saucepan full of boiling water. They then covered it with a lid steamed for 5 mins.After that they drizzled some melted butter over the Broccali of the Heavens,somehow there is a Ray of Sunlight shining on the dish now.

For the Sauce,the chefs Placed the garlic, salt, lemon juice, vegetable oil, and olive oil into the saucpan to cook for a few minutes, before adding in some potato starch,thcikening the mixture into a creamy texture, this will be our sauce.However this where my part plays in,i gather some paradoxical energy nd then use the platinum filter to filter all the bad stuff from the energy, i then infuse the sauce with the energy.

i then assemble the full meal,Legends hold that this meal is the Sublime,and is the most delicious steak anyone will ever have,the Medium-Rare steak is perfectly even in colouring and in taste which is said to have knocked giants off with a tiny morsel,the sides have been tasted and then Blessed by the numerous Spirits of the Underneath,for the sauce,the gods may even die for a chance to even taste a drop of its garlicy-godness.

I Whisper to the Wind for a Blessing,Hope in the Worst of Times and an Assurance that there will be a Happy Ending

You prepare the ULTIMATE STEAK OF LEGENDS! Delectability Rating: 250: Truly Legendary! Your steak replaces the Weird cake, which goes into the Player Inventory as a free action healing item!

You reach into the present... and... no, you're not grabbing hold of anything, maybe if you just reach a little more...

You withdraw your hand, defeated. Nothing. You can make another Anniversarymas wish, you think.

gilded king said:
Action FOCUS :
I chuck a gae bolg , a cursed spear that invokes an image of lightning straight at Xerath . It's forms turns into something strange like as if someone dyed a bolt of lightning blood red and forged into a spear , as if it broke apart and became what it originally was . It twists and spirals like a mad dog constantly rewinding casualty until eventually it bits deeps AND RIPS STRAIGHT INTO HIS HEART . The spear returns unnoticeably bloodier , crackling with red lighting into my hands .
(Note : ooc : please read the article so helpfully hilighted to understand all of its details )

UNIVERSAL SUPLEX : 8/10

20,000 damage to Xerath!

hungry visitor said:
-fake UPdop snip-

Oh NO.

As soon as the fake update is posted, co-inciding with the real update, the path of the HEXAGONAFIELD splits into two timelines. The real timeline, wherein Moniker continues to preside as QM. And the Doomed Timeline, where Moniker ceases to exist, all his functions taken over by Hungry Visitor.

Crap. Doomed Timeline player groups tend to go on quests to duel the Players in the REAL timeline, to kill them all and take over their functions! It's always super awkward when that happens... no choice. I'll have to destroy the Doomed Timeline right now. The energy penalty for doing that is 4 godmodder health, but I mean, it's more than worth it to not have two sets of Players running around godmodder, I'm sure. Right? Well, you don't have a choice. Timeline... DESTROYED! 4 damage to the godmodder!

Okay. That is IT. From now on, any attempts whatsoever to take over the QM's position or duties are BANNED! No more fake updops, or Moniker takeovers! This arc is over!

Cyanogynist said:
Terry: "OH COME ON I OVERSLEPT AGAIN"
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Terry: "for hexagonamas i want a bunch of cool swords, i guess"
Terry: "really just out of ideas"
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FOCUS!
Terry whacks Xerath repeatedly with his microphone-staff. Remember that?

25,000 damage to Xerath!

Opening the present, you get the COOL SWORD! Give it to any entity to give them a significant boost to their regular attacking power! Or sacrifice it to gain a major one-time damage boost to your own attack!

hungry visitor said:
I use the X-blade to cut myself and get some blood on the Statues of me that were named Moniker, but now maybe are no longer named Moniker.

The statues seem to be alive... of course I knew that. Why else would I get blood on the Statues?
The inner Initiator heals the wound instantly and now I got a lot of Driver pillar men.

Attack shield the Driver pillar men.
They should be able to absorb anything that has mass, but better be save than sorry.

X-blade super combo!
Time to make use of these no longer ultra rare X-blades! Me and the pillar-mes shoot blinding rays out of the X-blades.
They free the soul of the body, which weakens and kills the enemy.

Alright, I think I'm gonna have to ask you to do these actions next turn. Trying to take over the QM's position uses all three actions, fun fact.

Page of Time said:
1/10 Churge

FOCUS!

The cheery girl decides to heal the Slot Machine by repairing it.

Charging and then doing a FOCUS! means your focus gets 2 actions. Charging takes a full action, don't forget! Slot Machine fully repaired!

Crusher48 said:
I attempt to figure out what the hell is going on here, and I do it by taking a random PG and using enhanced interrogation methods on it.

You grab the Snake Charmer:

You: I KNOW YOU HAVE INFORMATION! TELL ME!!!!!!!

Snake Charmer: No! Please! I'm just a mindless drone of the godmodder's! He didn't give me any briefing or information but to kill you!

You: YOU'RE LYING! RRRAAAAGHHH!

You butcher the Snake Charmer, killing them!

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Cera orders an attack on Xerath, firing one of the guns himself! 5,000 damage to Xerath!

Cera: I'm not sure what to wish for... anyone have any suggestions?

Ash finishes his charge! Minecraft dirt blocks appear out of nowhere, flying towards the unprotected Shadow Portal! They completely cover and seal 4 of the portals! Jamie continues charging...

Xerath targets Simurgh! In a whirling tornado of blades, Simurgh comes out with 20,000 HP!

V:

Ronald Mcdonald bops the completely unprotected Barrel of Monkeys, destroying it! The monkeys finish off their barrel-less enemy counterparts. The gummy worms split up to attack the Scarlet Prince and Grog Strongjaw, taking an attack shield from each of them! The Shadow Portals spit out 2 new monkeys and 2 new gummy worms... looks like they'll speed up if you don't close them!

AG:

All of The_Two_Eternities entities attack Xerath, leaving him on the verge of defeat!

Jamie: XERATH! GET BACK TO OUR TEAM! YAH!

The Godslayer activates TARGET STRIKE! Homing in on Xerath, launching... the GREAT MISSILE. It's really great, and lands a final hit on Xerath! 70,000 damage!

But when the dust clears... a small shield has appeared around Xerath, at the last second. The godmodder's about to teleport him away. He's making sure you don't auto-convert him. Xerath remains with 1 HP...

Xerath: All of you... I hate you all, with your torments... I'll beat you, and save Alice...

Xerath is warped out. He's gone for the moment, licking his wounds, and possibly getting a healthy dosage of godmodding power for next time. And the Soulraze Headquarters is open for attack.

Pike heals the Scarlet Prince! Grog Strongjaw and the Starcraft army team up to take down the Soulraze builders, ensuring that they don't try for a last-minute comeback!

The Space Station, back in business, once again has its cooldowns start ticking down and the quantum computer start ticking up. With all the staff reductions though, it's slow going.

PG:

The snakes bite Grog Strongjaw, for 3,000 damage. The soulraze HQ puts out 25 new builders, what little good it will do.

The godmodder decides: It's time to look at the cooking contest banquet! Let us CONCLUDE!

The banquets are revealed!

Player dishes:
1/HP: Cheesecake of Life: 210 Delectability!
2/HP: Love Ramen: 90 Delectability!
3/HP: Ultimate Steak: 250 Delectability!
4/A: AMAZING Ice Cream: 80 Delectability!
5/A: Burning Bulgogi: 140 Delectability!
6/Dodge Rate: Combo Dinner: 270 Delectability!
7/Regen: Party Cake: 100 Delectability!
8/Special: Fine Pancakes: 200 Delectability!
9/Special: 110 Delectability!
10/Damage Resistance: 280 Delectability!

Total Delectability: 1620!

Godmodder dishes:
1/HP: Perfect Flavor Cube: 100 Delectability!
2/HP: Perfect Flavor Cube: 100 Delectability!
3/HP: Perfect Flavor Cube: 100 Delectability!
4/A: Perfect Flavor Cube: 100 Delectability!
5/A: Perfect Flavor Cube: 100 Delectability!
6/Dodge Rate: Perfect Flavor Cube: 100 Delectability!
7/Regen: Perfect Flavor Cube: 100 Delectability!
8/Special: Perfect Flavor Cube: 100 Delectability!
9/Special: Perfect Flavor Cube: 100 Delectability!
10/Damage Resistance: Perfect Flavor Cube: 100 Delectability!

Total Delectability: 1000!

But... how? The godmodder's food is OBJECTIVELY PERFECT! Who needs variety when one can achieve such amazing flavors without creativity... But... there's nothing the godmodder can do. Your dishes are simply more delectable than his. And... that... means... that...

It's time to proceed to: COOKING CONTEST PREVIOUSLY UNNANOUNCED SECOND ROUND!

Suddenly, all 20 dishes from all 20 slots rise up... they fuse together, into two writhing masses that twist, warp, and finally, settle down. Your and the godmodder's dishes are in the shape of two opposing chefs, ready to duel each other with cooking utensils! The stats of each are made up from the delectability ratings of the dishes in the various slots pertaining to specific entity attributes! Now, your dishes were more delectable, so this is easy, right?

WRONG! The godmodder spends his action giving his entity buffs... doubling all its stats! Now, your two Foodies stand opposing each other, ready to tear each other apart... but the godmodder's is stronger! Help your Foodie win the duel!

What's more, the godmodder also unleashes his 3-charge summon he didn't last turn! It is the ANTI-AIRCRAFT TURRET! It does massive damage against Air-based allied entities... LIKE THE GODSLAYER! Moo wah hah hah!

Ash sighs...

Cera: Well... Now's as good a time as any to use Collide!

N:

The Cait Sith charge the PG snakes and kill them! The Apex, with Xerath dead, fires on the Soulraze HQ! 28,000 damage! The Temporal Guardian attacks both horde entities on the V side, killing 2 Gummy worms and 3 monkeys!

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A quick reminder to the players who haven't opened the present yet: Nanosoldier! Sunbreaker! Gilded King! Page of Time! Ranger Strider! Captain.cat! And Corebrute! And anyone else who hasn't opened it yet. Do it this turn!

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! A musical instrument-related method...
-Find a good target for Godslayer's Collide ability! The Anti-Aircraft Turret looks like it's about to try and destroy it!
-Defeat Xerath and the Soulraze Forces! Just need to destroy the HQ, now.
-Win the cooking contest to keep Starcalibur! Help the AG Foodie defeat the PG Foodie!
-Open the present and get your gift!

Minor tasks:

Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities!
Protect the SCVs building Starcraft buildings!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
The monkey barrel gives a new minion each turn!
The Soulraze builders and their contraptions are high priority, buffing the main Soulraze army!
Pike is healing friendly entities!
Close the shadow portals! They're spawning [V] entities!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

COOKING CONTEST:

[AG]Foodie: 550,000/550,000 HP, 44,000A, Special: Dinner's Ready(ready in 3!) (27% dodge rate)(+1,000 HP per turn!)(-3,000 damage from all attacks!)

[PG]Foodie: 600,000/600,000 HP, 80,000A, Special: Dinner's Ready(ready in 2!)(20% dodge rate)(+2,000 HP per turn!)(-2,000 damage from all attacks!)

MYSTERIOUS PRESENT:
Opened by: MooGoestheCow, ThatRandomGuy, EternalStruggle, CaptainNZZZ, Eevee Shadow Bacon, Daskter, JOEbob, The_Two_Eternities, Arsenical, Pionoplayer, Winkins, Mr Mirror Man, Cyanogist

[AG]Godslayer: 200,000/200,000 HP, 22,000 x 2A, Specials: Target Strike (ready in 5!), Collide (ready!)(Boss)(20% dodge chance)(protected from 1 attacks)(2 votes: Godmodder attack, needs 4)
[AG]Cera
[AG]Ash
[AG]Jamie(Has minor healing ticket)(3/4)

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 1!)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: Mysterious Portal(166% open)(+33% open per turn)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer: 11% complete (cost: 20)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 60(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)
Winry: 6,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 67,000/70,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(protected from 3 attack)(+3,000 HP per turn)
Wolf pack: 2,000/2,000 x 5 HP, 2,000 x 5A
Simurgh: 25,000/45,000, 13,000 x 2A (40% dodge chance)

[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(12,500 TA)(protected from 5 attack):
SCVs: 50/50 x 43 HP(schedule: Get to 10 barracks, then build factories)
Marines: 200 x 30 HP, 150 x 30A(12 guarding Space Station!)
Marauders: 400 x 10 HP, 250 x 10A
Hellions: 400 x 10 HP, 350 x 10A
Orbital command centers: 8,000/8,000 x 1 HP, 2,000 x 1A
Command centers: 5,000/5,000 x 1 HP (+1 SCVs per turn)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 x 8 HP (+1 marine each, each turn)
Barracks: 2 complete each turn (1 builder = 5.5%)

[AG - Ranger Strider]Grog Strongjaw: 22,000/25,000 HP, 10,000A
Pike: 10,000/10,000 HP, +10,000A(healer!)(protected from 1 attack)

[N]Slots Machine: 50,000/50,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - Winkins]Sith army: 10,000/10,000 HP, 4,000A(x2 damage against Snakes)
Catmancer: 7,000/7,000 HP, 3,000A(leading Sith army!)

[N - EternalStruggle]The Apex: 65,000/65,000 HP, 25,000A (+1 repair drone/turn)
Repair Drone: 100 x 1 HP(+500 repair per turn!)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 45,000/45,000 HP, 7,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo(ready!!)(-1,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate)(+2,000 HP per turn)(1 teleport charm)(protected from 1 attack!)

[P]Peacekeepers(822,175 total attack)(Unbribable)(protected from 2 attack):
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 10,000/10,000 HP
Riflemen V: 100 HP x 999, 225x999A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners VII: 250 HP x 999, 600x999A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 125/125 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Engineers: 10 HP x 999(constructing Special power Armor suit, done in 2!)(adding turret to tower, done in 1!)
Scientists: 10 HP x 999, re-researching Godmod armor(done in 3!)(researching improved machine gunners, done in 1!)
HQ: 20,000/20,000 HP x 2, calling in 999 commandos(done in 1!), filing land expansion permit(done in 2!)
Shield generators: 15,000 x 6 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 30,000/30,000 x 3 HP (producing Riflemen x 999 for death-elite training camp, done in 1!)(producing squad leader x 989, done in 1!)
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 100,000/100,000 HP
Special Weapons depot: 40,000/40,000 HP (upgrading grenade launchers, done in 1!)
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped), Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways, Godmod building plating(equipped)

[SR]Soulraze Foot Soldiers: 1,000 x 0 HP, 1,000 x 0A

[SR]Soulraze Builders: 800 x 25 HP
Barracks: 76% complete (1 builder = 2% completion)
Super Barracks: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Regen Generator: 12% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Anti-Everything Turret: 0% complete (1 builder = 1.5% completion)

[SR]Soulraze Guard: 3,000 x 0 HP, 250 x 0A (not currently protecting anyone - getting in the way of all AG attacks!)

[SR]Soulraze Headquarters: 44,000/100,000 HP (+25 builders each turn)(Thresher Maw, -8,000 HP each turn)

[PG]Anti-Aircraft Turret: 250,000/250,000 HP, 3,000 x 10A (x10 damage against airborne entities!)

[PG]Godmodder: 209/300 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)

[V]Shadow portals: 100% open x 6 (spawning minions each turn!)

[V]Gummy Worm army: 3,000 x 7 HP, 2,000 x 9A
Monkey army: 2,000 x 4 HP, 2,000 x 7A

[V]Ronald Mcdonald: 8,500/20,000 HP, 10,000A

Player info:

Captain.cat(has King of the Hill)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
MooGoestheCow (Charge: 1/???)
[N-2]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 19/100)(effect-curing power)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)(12/??)
Hungry_Visitor(Ascendance)(New being - gets 1 attack shield)
The_Two_Eternities(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(protected from 4 attack)(1/5)
Arsenical(2 posts in debt!)(5/10)(Protection from Demons - protects from devil takeovers!)
[N+1]JoeBOB
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time(1/10)
[N]Mr Mirror Man(5/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)(Godmodder Repellent)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)(Cool Sword)
gilded king(8/10)
Pionoplayer(Sidequest Charge token: Complete a sidequest to make worth 5 charges)
[N-1]Darshelenas Sunbreaker(lightly wounded)
[N+1]Winkins(3/10)(+1,000A Iron sword)(1 10,000 damage token)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(12/15)
Nano Soldier 2016(behind cover)(has M16, Body Armour)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condensor(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 12
Redirifle
Miniature Doormaker Plushy
Charge Booster (damage: 1/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks
Medkit x 3
Convincing Pamphlet
Weird Cake(+10,000 HP, free action!)

The Cooking Contest is separate from the rest of the battle going down on the HEXAGONAFIELD. The godmodder will be helping his Foodie wholeheartedly, so don't expect it to only take an attack shield every now and again plus some waiting! The godmodder wants to get Starcalibur back, and he's really getting quite impatient...

Moniker · Dec 14, 2017

The_Two_Eternities said:
"Pack of Packed Wolves and the Simurgh, attack the Soulraze Headquarters! Second Scarlet Prince, attack the Soulraze Builders!"

FOCUS: STOP THE VOID

I close all of the shadow portals with Loud and Annoying Duct Tape, the opposite of the Subtle Knife. If I have any duct tape left, I use it to tie down the PG Foodie, reducing its ability to dodge.

(OOC: This is me closing all the shadow portals, and then reducing the dodge of the PG Foodie if I have any actions left.)

Your entities HAVE this. You close 5 of the Void Portals! Duct Tape really can do anything.

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I open the present and wish for the [fixed] heart (the ledgenary weapon one).

Sacrificing your three charge points back to the present, you open the present and wish for the Resolute Heart. You get the RESOLUTE HEART COPY, a copy which can mimic the Resolute Heart's effects exactly one time. Once you use it, it's gone. The present has a lot of things inside, but nothing quite that amazing.

pionoplayer said:
Piono looks at the Godmodder, then at the foodie. Alright, time to do some distracting.
He waves to Jamie and Ash. "YO WATCH THIS. I think I've got an idea."

Action 1: Terra Firma.
Piono walks over towards the Godmodder, striding confidently forward. People and entities move out of his way, there's a glint in his eye, some sort of force driving him forward, and there's a feeling in the air… like you REALLY don't want to be in his way.
The Godmodder feels this aura, and scoffs at it, he turns to face Piono. Piono faces him back. "Alright, let's hope this works." And Piono digs into the depths of his inventory, searching for the weapons he hopes will still be where he found them, hidden terror and nervousness making him extremely unsure of himself.
But he finds them.
He lifts his hand up in the air, and materializing above him with a thunderclap as air is pushed out of the way of a MASSIVE hammer made out of solid rock, crystal and dirt, all packed together in a massive weapon that looks very unwieldy.
It IS very unwieldy. Piono staggers under the weight of the massive hammer, and immediately drops it, the handle crunches into the ground a little bit, then tips as the hammer falls forwards, lifting the handle, which Piono still has a tight grasp on, up into the air, flinging Piono upwards into the air.
The Godmodder watches with amusement as Piono flies upwards in a sharp arc, flying over the handle of the hammer, and landing right on top of it with a painful sounding thud. Piono staggers to his feet on top of the hammer, and looks at the Godmodder. The Godmodder pulls his hands together, ready to hadouken Piono off the top of his perch.
Piono's eyes suddenly glow.

ЛАПИС
The Godmodder launches his hadouken blast and Piono raises his arms, a massive wall of stone from the ground of the Hexagonafield rises up, intercepting the blast. Piono pushes forward with his hands, and the wall slams down, just barely missing the Godmodder as he steps back away from it.
Piono, eyes still glowing, hops down from the top of the hammer, making a pushing motion with his hands, and the entire battlefield sinks a few inches with a rumble. A massive square sunk into the earth. The Godmodder looks around in surprise, and Piono pushes downwards again. The section of ground he and the Godmodder are standing on (including some distance outwards, such as the hammer and immediate spectators) begins sinking down in levels, dropping down once, then again, then again. The spectators scramble up the walls so as to not get caught in the fight.
The Godmodder gets his wits about him and turns to face Piono only to be struck in the back of the head by a rock. He whirls around, and suddenly rocks are flying at him from all angles, he begins carving them from the air, and a pillar of rock launches itself at him from the wall, he carves it down, but the rock behind it keeps pushing forward, and slams into him, slamming him into the far wall.
The wall closes up around him, sinking the Godmodder into the stone to suffocate him, but he's too wily and strong to be caught, and busts out, shattering the pillar up to its base, leaving a pile of rubble on the ground.
And then Piono clobbers him with a massive boulder. The assault resumes, with pillars of earth and rocks coming from every angle. The Godmodder pushes back, and unleashes a pulse of energy that spreads outwards. This finally gets at Piono and knocks him backwards, but he's not down. The Godmodder advances on him, and Piono stands up, then gets an idea.
He turns and begins sprinting towards the the hammer, pieces of rock flowing up around him, and growing in size, lifting him up into the air. By the time he reaches the hammer, Piono is completely encased in rock and stone, he slams his foot down and a pillar launches the hammer into the air by its head, turning the handle around, which Piono catches and swings around in a side smash that once again slams the Godmodder into the wall. This time spikes of rock impale the Godmodder as he slams into it, before the Godmodder can recover, Piono swings the hammer downwards, carving out a section of the wall… and the Godmodder.
The Godmodder stumbles to his feet, but the assault of stone is back in full effect, and no amount of energy blasts or weapon swinging seems to do anything to slow the onslaught. So he does the only reasonable thing. He tries to get some space between him and the surrounding field of rock. He leaps in the air.
Piono slams the hammer into the ground, and the entire hexagonfield HEAVES. Rock surges up overhead, rendering the two in complete darkness except the light of Piono's eyes and rune markings. But Piono doesn't needs eyes, every time he lands a hit on the Godmodder or the Godmodder blocks another rock, Piono feels it and knows where to target the next one.
The Godmodder continues blocking the assault from all angles, but he's slowly wearing down, he charges right at Piono, and Piono swings down with his hammer… and misses. The Godmodder slams right through the rock and smashes Piono into the wall behind them.
This turns out to be a mistake as Piono sinks right into the rock, taking the Godmodder with him.
The Godmodder feels the crushing weight of the earth around him, but before he can dig back out there's a resounding crack, and it gets worse. Then another, and another, the weight of the rock compressing and multiplying with every thunderous crash.
Up top, Piono has resurfaced in his advanced rock form, and is slamming the hammer down on top of the Godmodder's position over and over again, compressing the rocks and sending the Godmodder deeper into the field, where the rock's pressure gets worse and worse.
Finally, the Godmodder has had enough of this and bursts out of the ground, disrupting Piono's concentration and thus the rocks. He smashes Piono into the dirt then jumps into the air. Piono pushes his arms up and a pillar of dirt smashes into the Godmodder as he comes down, blocking his shot.
Piono backflips out of the way as the Godmodder swings again. Piono thrusts out his arm and makes a "Come get me" Gesture. The Godmodder growls and comes to come get him, charging forward, weapon readied…
And then he gets spiked.
Piono hops backwards as the Godmodder runs facefirst into a sudden wall of stone spikes that rises up. as if he'd sprung some kind of trap, the Godmodder is spiked through by a bunch of different stone spikes. Being the Godmodder, this doesn't actually hurt him that much, it DOES however serve to keep him both distracted and in one place.
Piono flies up into the air, lifting the massive hammer over his head.
ЦАТАЦЛЫСМ
Pieces of rock begin flying up from the ground below, encasing the hammer in a massive block of stone, growing larger and larger. Meanwhile, the Godmodder, still freeing himself from the rock spikes that have entrapped him, doesn't notice as the section of rock he's on begins to lift up into the air.
Piono continues coming down, a veritable mountain of rock and earth coalescing around his weapon as he comes down, jagged spikes forming on the exterior, bigger than a man around and taller too.
The Godmodder finally frees himself from the rock spikes and looks up just in time to curse.
The massive pillar of earth meets the mountain rushing downwards and shatters, the massive ball of rock crashing downwards on top of the Godmodder's position and continuing downwards with great momentum, careening right into the Hexagonafield's main flat area, with a massive resounding shockwave that sends a deafening boom across the battlefield, knocking people over and sending out waves of wind across everything.
The mountain settles on top of the Godmodder, then Piono swings his hammer around and smashes it into the mountain one more time, shattering it and sending a massive shockwave of force down through it, into the Godmodder and the ground.
(The following only happens to the extent that Moniker wants it to happen. If he'd rather not have it happen at all, it doesn't happen)
That's not all though, using so much earth magic in an empty plane has repercussions. Earth magic resonates across the Hexagonafield, spreading out in massive waves, sending out tremors across the stone field, rock juts up, sinks down, turning the featureless stone plane into a featured stone plane wherever the magic goes, leaving mountains, crevisses, random spikes and massive cracks in the ground, spread out everywhere.
The featureless stone plane lies shattered in quite a large radius…
(Back to thing that happen anyways)
Piono lands with a crash, leaving a small crater where he lands, and a larger one where the hammer comes down. He looks up as the hammer fades away, back into his inventory. The light fades from his eyes and he looks around, almost confused.
"Wha…"
And then he collapses. Just toppling over as if he had no muscle strength left. Which he may well not have. An attack like that takes quite a lot out of you.

Action 2:
The Improbability Drive, heedless of its master's overtaxxing of himself, begins a new, more ambitious charge.
1/5 for Fire and Flames.

Action 3:
The Improbability Drive continues going.
2/5 for Fire and Flames.

Before you attack, the godmodder puts on his HARD HAT. This makes him immune to falling rocks! This nullifies basically all your attack. Except the ending part! In a massive radius, though not infinite, the featureless stone plane becomes a feature-filled stone one, undergoing millions of years of tectonic plate shifting in a mere moments time! The godmodder looks around... his nice, clean, HEXAGONAFIELD... he'll have to spend AGES cleaning it up! That's, like, 5 minutes of godmodder time! WAY MORE grunt work than they usually have to do! He takes 2 sadness damage!

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: SUCCESS! Pionoplayer now has Yorehammer! And the godmodder doesn't!

Arsenical said:
With a smirk, Arsenical cracks his knuckles and gazes down the Soulraze HQ.

A Soulraze builder-in-training walks out of the building to get something, but the sheer force of Arsenical's STARE sets his shirt on fire! Don't worry, he might be fine.

"Well, then, HQ, I think we have some business to discuss."

Action number 1 & 2: Operation Seal

A button appears in our hero's hand, and he ever so gently presses down.

*BEEP*

*BRRRKT* *KA-CHUNK*

From the ground, out of a SUSPICIOUSLY CONVENIENTLY-PLACED HOLE, a machine rises. Its body is a sleek bronze color, carved with intricate lines and shapes. Its humanoid limbs are dusty, but every-so-often, slightly twitch.

Where did he get this? Well, there is an old tale.

Long, long ago, A beast lived in a mountain. The beast was a horrid creature, and thought to be undying. Once every year, it climbed down the mountain to the kingdom below, and took 108 of the kingdom's people as a sacrifice. The king could not stand it. He, in his infinite wealth, demanded the best to help him with the issue, and by the next day three people came.

The first was the knight, ever strong and virtuous. He wished for the princess's hand in marriage, and decided to kill this foul beast to win her over. He was the first to undergo the quest. The second was the mage, known far and wide for his incredible knowledge in magic of all sorts, and after getting his staff and tome, he was the second to partake in the quest. Then, there was the smith. The smith was looked down down on by the king, as he was not famous, or strong. But still, he said he would solve the king's problem if he was just given bronze. And so he was granted all the bronze he could need, and went back to smelt it down.

The knight went up to the mountain, where the beast sat watching, and declared his challenge to the beast. He swung his holy blade against the beast's flesh, but the sword broke. With no weapon, the beast found it easy to tear the knight limb from limb.

The wizard went up to the mountain, where the beast sat watching, and fired his greatest magics against it. But yet again, against the beast's flesh the magic felt like a cantrip, and the wizard fell, too.

Finally, the smith went up to the mountain, pulling along a covered wagon. He saw the beast, and instead of attacking it, offered him something else: a incredible full suit of bronze armor, forged in just his size. The beast, not very smart, despite his victory, put on the armor.

The armor was put on the beast, and with a final "CLACK!", the helmet was donned. Yet something wasn't right. It was much too heavy, and then the smith then tapped on the armor's shin.

With another sudden cacophony of noise, the armor shifted, and morphed. The joints tightened, and the beast's armor became its bronze cage. The people of the village were never bothered again...

... Then Arsenical bought this cool statue on Ebay and turns out it was that very same beast in armor. Who knew?

He left it deep in a vault, but finally, he decided to release it. Not without a few caveats.

"I hold the button to your movement. Go against the Anti-godmodders, and I will re-tighten your joints, then put you back in storage. Kill the godmodder, then you're free to go. Understood?"

The armor's head twitched, up and down.

Of course, there was a plan to occur in these events. The beast is sealed in his armor, greatly limiting his power.

It was what you could consider the AG's very own sealed entity. THE SEALED MOUNTAIN BEAST.

Action 3: I Love the Smell of Napalm in the Morning

This explosion elemental is uncharacteristically mellow. He's still sleeping!

(6/10)

A mimic Sealed Entity? You summon the SEALED LION! It has two phases! And is under threat to remain on team AG!

Ranger_Strider_ said:
I whisper to the wind.... Just something, anything, to grant our Foodie strength!
FOCUS!
THE PORTALS WILL FALL HERE! I lift up the anti aircraft turret, and slam it into the portals (preferably with the guns facing inwards.)
Grog smash the clown, Pike keep on healing, and only heal filthy neutrals if they are N+1 or better, or no AG allies are present.

You open the present... and find a Strength Potion for the Foodie! They drink it, and gain an extra 20,000 attack points!

Slamming the AA turret into the last portal closes up the portal, and deals 18,000 damage to the turret! The godmodder has to fly over and yank it out.

CaptainNZZZ said:
To keep the Temporal Guardian alive I summon a pair of completely loyal Rock Monsters to body guard the Temporal Guardian and attack whatever attacks CaptainNZZZ's entities. (x1)

Next I boost the Temporal Guardian's damage resistance to increase his survivability. (x2)

Finally with a grimace I turn my attention to Evacucorp's refusal to let me claim my entities and choose the second option, time to begin my first sidequest to reclaim my entities from this organization.

Let's say, instead, you use those actions to take the Temporal Guardian off the field until you get back. Sayonara, Temporal Guardian!

Darshelenas Sunbreaker said:
I open the present.

Whilst looking upon the contents of my present my subconsciousness decides to give ronald mcdonald a red lantern ring.

My subconsciousness also upgrades the portals, so now the monkies that come out it have banana guns and drums.

My subconsciousness also summon Sun Wukong the monkey king and fluffles the destroyer of worlds.

Five Mini shadow realm portals open, and mini ronald macdonalds with lantern rings spawn from it each turn.

One of the mini ronald dies and a whisp of shadow goes to ronald mcdonald healing him for 500 health everytime a mini ronald dies it heals Ronald Mcdonald also everytime the mini ronalds kill something it heals ronald by 100 health.

A whole bunch of new [V] stuff happens, except for the Shadow Portal upgrading, since they're dead already.

You've continuously upgraded [V] entities, even after requests to stop! You fall right off the NEUTRALADDER, and are now [N-2]! You are now available to attack on the HEXAGONAFIELD!

Daskter said:
Rescheduling Building Queue: Once at 10 Barracks proceed to build up to 4 Command Centers AND I might think about those factorys (Poor Factorys lol)
(I forgot if I have access to Stimpacks, do I? or I need at least a Tech Lab)
I order the Terran Army to start opening fire on the PG Foodie, got to start somewhere on that massive HP

Focus(3x) I sigh, those SCVs should get some more equipment, something like a fabricator to assist them or something, hmm maybe something a Paristeel foundry or even better a Neosteel Foundry! With a great idea in plan I start the Neosteel Foundry.... A much better material than whatever their using to build the vehicles and buildings. They also get a ready supply of building materials to make those buildings faster...

Orbital Command Center Switches back to SCV production once more.

Also I recall all except 5 Space Station Marines

Stimpacks aren't researched. Are they? I might have said they didn't need to be researched. Let's say you can use them without needing to research. Also, the PG Foodie is separate from the rest of the HEXAGONAFIELD.

The Neosteel Foundry is increasing the speed of your building! Marines recalled, and Orbital command switched!

MooGoesCow21 said:
I Start Opening a new Portal with my new summoning tool and my TECHNO Powers 3/???

A new summon begins...

Paradoxdragonpaci said:
I FINISH MY ALCHEMITER SUMMONING 15/15!!

I wish Super-Super extremely Hard for Alchemiter Upgrades to the Wind

The Alchemiter is summoned! New mechanics included at the bottom of the update. Reaching into the present, you get all the standard Homestuck upgrades plus a bunch of shielding, giving it a ton of HP!

EternalStruggle said:
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CHARGE BOOSTER ROLL: 1/19 - MAJOR BACKFIRE!

The Charge Booster lets out a MASSIVE burst of energy, entirely consuming Eternalstruggle and everything they attempted to do this turn! The entire post is nulled! And furthermore, the Charge Booster is damaged, bringing the damage count to 2! However, since Eternalstruggle took the brunt of the blast, no Entropic Paradox Rolls are made. And now, the true risk of the Charge Booster is apparent...

The_Two_Eternities said:
I look at the anti-aircraft turret in horror, realizing its true power. "I, uh, I think you should use Collide on the Godmodder, Cera. And, out of curiosity, a while back you used a two-action charge to play the Slot Machine twice within a single turn. I thought that wasn't possible. How'd you do that?"

(OOC: I've decided to create a new version of the Unofficial Itinerary. The Action Checklist.

Action Checklist:
[✓] Shield/buff our Foodie (Done by Ranger_Strider_, Cyanogynist, and That-Random-Guy) (U)
[✓] Attack/debuff the PG Foodie (Done by me, will be done by the PG Foodie because of That-Random-Guy) (U)
[ ] Fully heal Winry
[ ] Fully heal the Simurgh
[ ] Fully heal Grog Strongjaw
[✓] Kill all the Soulraze Builders (Will be done by the Second Scarlet Prince)
[ ] Destroy the partially completed Soulraze Barracks
[ ] Destroy the partially completed Soulraze Regen Generator
[✓] Destroy the Soulraze Headquarters (Will be done by the Simurgh, the Pack of Packed Wolves, and the Thresher Maw)
[ ] Destroy the Anti-Aircraft Turret (Partially done by Ranger_Strider_)
[✓] Attempt to damage the Godmodder (Done by Pionoplayer) (U)
[✓] Close all the shadow portals (Done by me and Ranger_Strider_)
[ ] Kill all the Gummy Worm armies
[ ] Kill all the Monkey armies
[✓] Kill Ronald McDonald (Done by Page of Time)

If something is labeled (U), then you can still contribute to it without wasting actions whether or not it has a check mark next to it.)

OOC: Oh, whoops. I forgot about the turn restrictions. You know what, it already costs an action to use it, you can do it more than once if you want. Restrictions removed!

The unofficial Itinerary is back! Hurrah!

Crusher48 said:
I throw a bomb at the anti-aircraft gun. This bomb, instead of detonating, creates a field of reverse gravity large enough to encompass the anti-aircraft gun (including its base), causing it to rise into the air. Then, the field begins to fade on one side. The anti-aircraft gun begins to tilt, and then suddenly flips over and falls. The gun lands on its, well, guns, and it can't shoot at aircraft now because it's firing arc is now extremely limited due to being upside down.

Adding insult to injury, a giant boulder falls out of the sky and lands on top of the anti-aircraft gun, making it much harder to flip it back to the correct side.

Meanwhile, I attempt to cause the Godmodder to lose SR by putting him on a a team with 5 Hanzo mains.

The godmodder designed the AA gun with EXACTLY this sort of thing in mind! At the bottom was a Gravity Pointer, which makes the AA Gun's gravity be in whichever direction its bottom is pointing! Since that is now "upward", it quickly flies up high, high, high into the air, landing on a platform the godmodder pre-prepared for it! Since it's now upside down, it loses its x10 damage against air units - and now does x10 damage against ground units instead! Also, hitting it with a boulder does 8,000 damage.

While the godmodder's teammates are wimps, he plays as Mercy, and easily defeats every enemy and holds every objective singlehandedly. He won 0th place in the Overwatch tournament - that's even better than 1st place!

Cyanogynist said:
FOCUS!
Terry gives the AG Foodie the Cool Sword. Upon equipping it, the AG Foodie is then given reinforcements, in the form of a storm of ice shards forming around it.

AG Foodie buffed! The ice shards form a protecting coating, shielding the AG Foodie from damage!

Page of Time said:
FOCUS!

The cheery girl sics PETA on Ronald McDonald.

The PETA is up against the FINAL BOSS! Ronald McDonald has done so much to hurt so many innocents... they all gather their best Endgame-tier gear, and take down the Donald! Ronald Mcdonald and Mini McDonalds slain!

Winkins said:
(Free action)
Staring at the damage ticket on hand I turn rather giddy for this was what I wanted. I take a look at my Catmancer sheet and smile when I my eyes land on one of my class' passive skill "Attack Item Amp" Which amps the damage of damage items by 50%. The 10k damage ticket is slowly converting to a 15k damage ticket as the 0 next to the 1 is being erased and is turning into a 5 to accommodate it's new damage output (1/3). Watching the ticket a bit more, I call out to the HEXAGONAFIELD with a Megaphone in hand "DIBS ON STARCALIBER IF CAPTAIN.CAT AIN'T BACK" and return to ready my Charges.

(Action!)(3 Charges)(Using 3/10)
(FOCUS! + 3/10)
Fed up with Darshelenas [V] shenanigans, I begin to hiss in his general direction. Rage fills my being as the memories of my first entities were slaughtered by [V] entities from a simple whim to relieve some boredom, which to be honest, I understand. But here... here's someone that continues to bring these beings of unnatural order! Soon that rage amplifies as Cat Energy once again flows into my part of the HEXAGONAFIELD,the flow being fueled by my intense emotions but kept in check in my area by my weakening self control.

Soon enough, my part of the HEXAGONAFIELD starts to become saturated with the energy and threatens to explode outwards. The Catmancer is barely able to stand as its Job level is still an measly 4, enters a sort of trance as his eyes starts to glow. Yowls of his fellow feline Siths rang out as they clutch their heads in pain, which soon they turned silent swaying to a invisible tune.

A ritual has begun as the Cat Siths sways and move in a more erratic manner.

The Catmancer shoots out Force lightning into the air, enhanced by the Cat Energy it burst towards the heavens as clouds forms above our space.

Thunder booms ominously above, the lightning flashing occasionally in the clouds as the Catmancer starts to preach loudly to the darkened skies. The Siths in turn, get down on their knees as they start to chant with fervor.

Praise Thee, Praise Thee! Oh old Divinity Lord, may Thou Smite Thy Foes and Blasphemers as we call on Thy Presence!~

I opening my eyes, I turn my head upwards. Looking towards the chaotic skies above, I use a bit of my Player power to make things move upwards and

I Let Go.

The energy, the praises, my intents and a tiny bit of our souls... along with my charge filled construction papers.

They shoot up into the angry clouds spirally, punching a hole into into the birth of a storm to reveal the something forming.

Almost immediately, the space where the hole was punch is sucked towards the thing forming in the storm and conceals itself with the clouds rolling in.

The thing... no... The Being had absorbed the energies that was near its space.

Soon enough, deafening cracks fills the skies as the space that was punch was open wide revealing the being once more.

A Cat Divinity

Angry yowls replaces the deafening cracks as Pure Cat Energy surrounds the being. It looked downwards towards my position. I held gaze with the being for a few seconds before I nodded. It snorts at my action, turning Its head towards Darshelenas direction. The Lightning forms within its paws and raises them upwards.

Before anyone can blink, the Lightning lashes out with a resounding boom. It reaches Darshelenas' position instantly, however, it doesn't hit Darshelenas immediately. The Lightning's target wasn't him after all, instead, it targeted his charge action and the [V] entities involved.

And so it does, intervening, it strikes his charges before they can come into fruition.

The charge to upgrade the portals? Fried.

The charge to summon a more than likely nerfed Sun Wukong? Fried.

The charge to summon mini portals which spawns mini Ronalds? Fried as well as their McNuggets, Fried, Flash Frozen, then Fried to Oblivion for good measure.

The red lantern ring? Not Fried since its not a charge...

But that doesn't mean it can't Fry the Ronald holding it!

And so, after Frying all of Dashelanas' charges for this turn, it goes upwards towards the sky only to come down into the middle of the [V] encampment. Striking the Ronald causing him to explode into meaty chunks (which may or may not pull itself together depending if it lives...) and sets off a full-blown explosion, killing many of the other [V] entities.

I shudder in pain, my body pressed into the ground just from the release of the Cat Energy the Divinity released. The Cat Divinity on the other hand takes a glance at the minor wreckage he has wrought and displays a Smug Cat look tm before fading away back to one of the Divine Cat Realms, clearing the skies as though there wasn't a divine summoning in the first place.

I get up shakily, thinking how convenient it is to have a few degree of Invincibility. The Felines on the other hand are utterly spent with the Catmancer attempting to stand but failing and the Cat Siths unconscious with tired looking faces.

(Orders?)
The Catmancer is recovering... (Will be up and ready to act next turn.)
The Cat Siths is recovering... (will be up and ready to act in turn after next turn.)

You can't fry actions retroactively! You POST-RETROACTIVELY fry them, which means you block them in the now, instead of in the past! Using 6 actions, plus your entity's turns: The Monkey king! Dead! Fluffles the Terrible! Dead! The Monkey army! Dead! That just leaves the Gummy worm army... THAT'S DOWN TO JUST 3 GUMMY WORMS! The [V] forces are almost defeated!

Also, why would turning your damage ticket into a better one be a free action?

It doesn't look like captain.cat posted, so you get Starcalibur!

hungry visitor said:
The concept of attack shield is fascinating.
Create one of them and they form a thing that is destroyed by one attack. Layer them and they turn into something saver.
Then HP. They are good for... something. You can't really measure the lifetime of something with HP.
But you can be sure that more is better.
There also was negative HP. Made you able to do more, but isn't that advantageous.

Maybe something like this is good?

New entity:

Polar-bear. Has two poles. One with negative HP and one with positive. You can attack him and you will charge one of the bars.
The bars will redistribute their HP-value (positive HP-bar moves negative HP to negative HP-bar, which gives both more charge)

Polar-bear can use electroshock as his signature move.

I give my attack shield to someone special: Pillar-men

You summon the POLAR BEAR! Wow, looks... really complicated... The godmodder grins.

Also, who is this "Pillar-men"?

That-Random-Guy said:
First off I put my vote towards using collide on the godmodder.

FOCUS (Plus 1 Charge Stone)

I have an upgraded portal gun. I understand attack blockers and attack shields, time to combine the two, and create my manner masterpiece: The Deflector Shield. When a attack hits the entity it is on, it sends that attack back at the attacker. Between my portal gun, my actions, and my chargestone, I manage to give the AG foodie two of these little pieces of work.

Using the Redirifle, all your actions, and a Charge Stone, you give the AG Foodie one Deflector Shield! Its the latest and greatest advancement in shielding technology! Due to its incredible power, and the godmodder's buffs, you could only give your Foodie one.

And that Charge Stone... too much power!

ENTROPIC PARADOX ROLL: 2552/9850
Insane Negative Effect!
Entropy: 150 - 160

The godmodder gets 2 charges for himself to use on an entity!

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Cera, Ash, and Jamie all put all their actions and charges into activating the Godslayer's attack... COLLIDE.

Jamie: Come on, team! Godmodder! We're COMING for you!

The Godslayer activates its full power! 500 different jets protrude out the back, and the front slowly has its center extend out, forming a giant blade! All the energy from the jets causes the Godslayer to almost immediately accelerate towards the speed of light - heading straight towards the godmodder! However, in the incredibly small amount of time, infinitesimal fractions of seconds, that they have before the Godslayer collides with the godmodder, they take action! Cera enchants the Godslayer and its attacks with unblockable, undodgeable, and one of literally everything else the godmodder could use against it! Ash sets up chains around the godmodder, preventing him from moving! And finally, Jamie adds on on more mega-booster, causing the Godslayer to go just a little bit faster than light speed! This breaks physics, which makes the attack even more powerful!

Finally, it hits the godmodder! He can do nothing as the entirety of the Godslayer runs him through and obliterates him! However, upon contact with the corrosive fluids inside of the godmodder, the entire Godslayer melts into dust. The Godslayer is destroyed. But it doesn't matter, because the damage is done. The godmodder is 4 HP less. And Cera, Ash, and Jamie are left shipless.

Cera: Alright. I think that's enough, team.

Ash: Good job with the Soulraze forces.

Cera: Yes. We initially came to help you with them, and ended up fighting a Sealed Boss as well. Now that we no longer have a super-entity, I think it's time for us to leave.

Jamie: I know you're probably super-sad to see us go, but remember: We'll show up in your darkest hour! When you could most use assistance! Probably!

Ash opens a portal, and the other Players start getting ready to go. But before they do, Cera says one last thing to you.

Cera: Only 3 more hitpoints, and then the godmodder will summon the strongest foe you've faced yet. Nobody else or anyone I've seen in here has gotten past its Unsealed phase. But you know what? I think you can. So go. Defeat the boss. You might just be the group to finally kill the godmodder.

Jamie: Don't lose! Not after all we did to help you!

Ash: And don't let the godmodder get any more Legendary Weapons!

And with that, they're gone.

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In the Cooking Contest, the AG Foodie hits the PG one for 92,000 damage! The PG one hits back for 74,000 damage... to itself! The deflector shield blocked it! Neither succeed their dodge roll. At the current power of each Foodie, it looks like yours is destined to win...

The PG Foodie buffs itself with "Attack Shield/Blocker/Deflector ignoring"! This fight will be really easy if you can just shield your guy until he pecks away the PGs HP! Looks like its going to continue buffing itself, too!

V:

The gummy worms split, and each take on a wolf from the wolf pack, killing 3 of them! Thankfully, the V side is in such poor shape, that's all they can really do.

AG:

Simurgh and the Second Scarlet Prince and the remaining Wolf Pack all go for the Soulraze Headquarters! They neglect the Soulraze Builders, because someone might have plans for them. Together, along with the help of the Thresher Maw, that stupid HQ finally, FINALLY falls. At last. Despite their alleged ineffectiveness, it took a LONG time to wipe out team [SR]. But no more will the entity list be cluttered, and no more will someone have to take Builder-killing duty each turn!

The godmodder, seeing his Soulraze Army defeated, feels some of his power that he lent them burn out. He loses 1 HP. It's long overdue, he guesses.

The starcraft army guns down as many Gummy Worms as it can manage! Which is all of them! The [V] forces are obliterated... for now.

Pike heals Simurgh! Grog Strongjaw and the Sealed Lion attack the AA turret for 14,000 damage!

Aboard the Space Station, the new portal reaches 200% open, unleashing the Manager, who halves the cost of all new construction - essentially doubling work speed! This replaces the x1.4 effectiveness they already had.

PG:

The Soulraze Builders are destitute... what's the point of building? They have no commander and no base. They're depressed... and emotionally/mentally vulnerable.

The AA turret, now converted to an Anti-Ground turret, fires 5 attacks at the Starcraft Army, and 5 attacks at the Scarlet Prince! The Starcraft's army's attack shields protect it from all the attacks, but that won't happen again. The Scarlet Prince loses all his attack shields, along with 54,000 HP!

The godmodder begins by using HEALDEATH BEAM! It simultaneously does 50,000 damage and heals 50,000 HP! Since this balances out to 0, it's a free action for the godmodder! It wouldn't be if a Player did it, though. The godmodder can, because he's the godmodder. It hits the Polar Bear, obliterating it!

Since the godmodder definitely didn't just use his action, with his next action, he approaches... the Anniversarymas Present.

He thinks about what to wish for. The simple fact is, there's only one thing he really wants. Well... seven things, to be exact. But the present isn't nearly powerful enough to give him those things. But maybe... just maybe...

The godmodder reaches inside the Present... and pulls out...

A LEGENDARY WEAPON MAP! A map that, when followed, will guide you to a brand-new Legendary Weapon! The godmodder happily pockets it. He'll find some way to use it.

N:

The Cait Sith and their leader are expected! The Apex doesn't have orders!

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Since I didn't specify it well enough before, here are some more specific rules for Cooking Contest, Round 2:

-Your entities can't attack or heal either Foodie directly, but you can.
-De/Buff spells, especially food-related ones, are significantly more effective when used on Foodies!

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! A musical instrument-related method...
-Win the cooking contest to keep Starcalibur! Help the AG Foodie defeat the PG Foodie!

Minor tasks:

Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities!
Protect the SCVs building Starcraft buildings!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs. The Alchemiter can let you combine items.
Pike is healing friendly entities!
Take out the AA turret! It does massive damage against... ground entities?

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

COOKING CONTEST:

[AG]Foodie: 550,000/550,000 HP, 94,000A, Special: Dinner's Ready(ready in 2!) (27% dodge rate)(+1,000 HP per turn!)(-6,000 damage from all attacks!)

[PG]Foodie: 436,000/600,000 HP, 80,000A, Special: Dinner's Ready(ready in 1!)(20% dodge rate)(+2,000 HP per turn!)(-2,000 damage from all attacks!)(Attack S/B/D ignorant!)

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[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready!)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: Mysterious Portal(200% open)(+33% open per turn)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer: 14% complete (cost: 10)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 60(building space station!)(Manager halving cost)
Winry: 6,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 16,000/70,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(+3,000 HP per turn)
Wolf pack: 2,000/2,000 x 2 HP, 2,000 x 2A
Simurgh: 35,000/45,000, 13,000 x 2A (40% dodge chance)

[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(11,700 TA)(Neosteel foundry):
SCVs: 50/50 x 45 HP(schedule: Get to 10 barracks, then build 4 command centers, then factories)
Marines: 200 x 38 HP, 150 x 38A(5 guarding Space Station!)
Marauders: 400 x 10 HP, 250 x 10A
Hellions: 400 x 10 HP, 350 x 10A
Command centers: 5,000/5,000 x 2 HP (+2 SCVs per turn)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 x 10 HP (+1 marine each, each turn)
Command centers: 2 complete each turn (1 builder = 5%)

[AG - Ranger Strider]Grog Strongjaw: 22,000/25,000 HP, 10,000A
Pike: 10,000/10,000 HP, +10,000A(healer!)(protected from 1 attack)

[AG - Arsenical]Sealed Lion: 5,000/5,000 HP, 4,000A (Second phase!)

[N]Slots Machine: 50,000/50,000 HP

[N]Alchemiter: 100,000/100,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - Winkins]Sith army: 10,000/10,000 HP, 4,000A(x2 damage against Snakes)
Catmancer: 7,000/7,000 HP, 3,000A(leading Sith army!)

[N - EternalStruggle]The Apex: 65,000/65,000 HP, 25,000A (+1 repair drone/turn)
Repair Drone: 100 x 2 HP(+500 x 2 repair per turn!)

[N]Darshelenas Sunbreaker: 70,000/80,000 HP

[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon: 80,000/80,000 HP

[P]Peacekeepers(1,031,975 total attack)(Unbribable)(protected from 18 attack):
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP, 10,000A(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 10,000/10,000 HP
Riflemen V: 100 x 999 HP, 225x999A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners VIII: 300 x 999 HP, 700x999A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 125/125 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 100 x 999 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Commandos: 100 x 999 HP, 100 x 999A
Engineers: 10 HP x 999(constructing Special power Armor suit, done in 1!)(adding Godmod plating to Tower, done in 3!)
Scientists: 10 HP x 999, re-researching Godmod armor(done in 1!)(researching improved machine gunners, done in 1!)
HQ: 20,000/20,000 HP x 2, researching double-speed progression(done in 8!), filing land expansion permit(done in 1!)
Shield generators: 15,000 x 6 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 30,000/30,000 x 3 HP (producing Machine gunner x 999 for death-elite training camp, done in 4!)
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 100,000/100,000 HP (Training Riflemen x 999, done in 5!)
Special Weapons depot: 40,000/40,000 HP (upgrading grenade launchers, done in 1!)
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped), Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways, Godmod building plating(equipped)

[SR]Soulraze Builders: 800 x 25 HP
Barracks: 76% complete (1 builder = 2% completion)
Super Barracks: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Regen Generator: 12% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Anti-Everything Turret: 0% complete (1 builder = 1.5% completion)

[PG]Anti-Aircraft Turret: 210,000/250,000 HP, 3,000 x 10A (Upside-down, x10 damage against ground entities!)

[PG]Godmodder: 202/300 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Legendary Weapon Map)(Major Charge: 2/3)

Player info:

Captain.cat(has King of the Hill)
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
MooGoestheCow (Charge: 1/???)(Charge: 3/???)
[N-2]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 16/100)(effect-curing power)(Resolute Heart Copy - mimics effects once)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)(12/??)
Hungry_Visitor(Ascendance)(New being - gets 1 attack shield)
The_Two_Eternities(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(protected from 4 attack)(1/5)
Arsenical(2 posts in debt!)(6/10)(Protection from Demons - protects from devil takeovers!)
[N+1]JoeBOB
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time(1/10)
[N]Mr Mirror Man(5/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)(Godmodder Repellent)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)
gilded king(8/10)
Pionoplayer(Sidequest Charge token: Complete a sidequest to make worth 5 charges)(2/5)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)
[N-2]Darshelenas Sunbreaker(lightly wounded)
[N+1]Winkins(+1,000A Iron sword)(1 10,000 damage token)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)
Nano Soldier 2016(behind cover)(has M16, Body Armour)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condensor(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 12
Redirifle
Miniature Doormaker Plushy
Charge Booster (damage: 2/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks
Medkit x 3
Convincing Pamphlet
Weird Cake(+10,000 HP, free action!)

ALCHEMITER:
The Alchemiter doesn't work quite like Homestuck. How it works here, is, you combine 2 items from the Player Inventory, and get a brand new item - without destroying the original items! The new item will have the properties of both the old items, oftentimes in a weird way. Do note that it takes a full action to try out a new combination. Any item can be combined, and the new item can go into one of two categories: No cost, and special. No cost items don't cost anything but the combining action to produce, even in mass quantities. Special items can cost action/charge points to make. Most of the time, expect to get No cost items. Combining Legendary items, like the Charge Booster or Starcalibur, would get you a Special item.

Also, let's all be happy that for one, blessed moment, the Itinerary is looking nice and clean.

Moniker · Dec 16, 2017

If you haven't already, please check the announcement, a few posts down here. This is the last update before I'm going to be away from DefTG for a bit. I might try for one more sidequestdop before I go, too.

W32Coravint said:
(OOC: I'm joining this... as SCP-2223-A.)

An anime girl appears on the battlefield. So, the guys told me I'm here to help kill this godmodder guy who's been messing with their systems. Ehehe.... No problem.

Actions 1-3: She serves the PG Foodie the following five-course meal, forcing it down his throat telekinetically if necessary:

- Fibrous Taint¹ on Tainted Goo² Pudding
- Crystallized³ Bread with Polonium-210 Soup
- Nuclear Waste Sandwich a la Last Chance Diner⁴
- Highway Cookies⁵ with Blazing Pyrotheum⁶ Sauce
- Slab of Fluoroantimonic Acid in Red Ice⁷

Welcome! This should've been processed last turn, but it's getting processed this turn instead.

The PG Foodie gets force-fed a lot of bad food! It really messes with the Flavor Cube flavor! Being tainted, his regen is nullified by this poison!

MooGoesCow21 said:
I continue Charging 6/???

also the Super laser will attack Sunbreaker

The Super laser is aimed and ready!

Daskter said:
Actually because I like numbers in 5s I'll queue another Command Center bringing the total to 5 before they start constructing Factorys
(and maybe some starports for some Viking support)
Well then I order my Army to start opening Fire on the Anti-Air (Ground) Turret....
~~I order All Buildings to halt production and Lift off, making them temporary air units however they can't produce anything while in the air.~~
(Ordered Cancelled Since the AA turret is getting flipped, unless it doesn't then Ill re do it...)

Actions:
1. I sabotage PG Foodie Dinner preparation with the Ghost Peppers, it will be so he has to remake his entire Dish, unless he was purposely making a bad dish which well then he should be a shame of as a Chef.

2. I Throw a wrench into the gear, The AA Turret may not have gears but it doesn't need gears to be messed up.
I simply knock the Aiming System a couple dimensions away, Inside a Black-hole, which is surrounded by giant Light curtain, and just to be sure I place a Nude Magazine over the Aiming System.

3. Well SR Builders, I can promise Camaraderie and purpose among with my Army, I always hoped we would worked together and celebrate in a party, so let's try the Party out again? It doesn't matter what the Party was about, let's just celebrate your new-found purpose and join me.

The SR builders don't join you, but it seems like their attention's been grabbed...

PG Foodie's prep is slowed down by a turn! 10,000 damage to the AA turret!

MooGoesCow21 said:
also i give the SR engineers the convincing pamphlet convincing them to join the peace keepers

You give the SR builders the CONVINCING PAMPHLET! They read it, and are converted, scientology-style, to raving Peacekeeper fans! They go and join the Peacekeeper ranks, sharing their building techniques! The Peacekeepers now have access to new types of buildings!

EternalStruggle said:
ES groans as he gets up from being hit in the face by his charge booster. Great, that's just what he needed. Time for some mental maths.

20/3 = 6 and two thirds, round up to 7 turns for the charge.

12/4 = 3, + 1 for that round for 4 turns, and now he needs 8/3 or 2 and 2 thirds round up to three for 7 turns thanks to this. No time has been saved unless he risks using the Charge Booster again.

Great.

Unless he uses two Charge Stones, since those tend to backfire less directly. Hmm, reckless use of those aids the Godmodder and drops him on the Neutralladder, but if he uses only two, that's fine, right? That drops it to 6, so still only one turn saved overall.

He shouldn't have ever tried to be smart with this, really.

FOCUS - BUT NO FOR REAL STUFF HAPPENS

An area is cleaned out for use, fairly large but not overwhelmingly so in the main battlefield, but a bit away from the center of it. One Charge Stone and three actions are used to make this happen. The Apex targets the AA Turret.

Charge: 16/20.

You break a CHARGE STONE to speed up construction! Too much energy, once again...

ENTROPIC PARADOX ROLL: 4250/9840
Major Negative Effect!
Entropy: 160 - 170

A portal opens under the Wolf Pack, sucking them... somewhere! Well, wherever it took them, they're for all intents and purposes dead.

Ranger_Strider_ said:
Well... We aren't in as bad a spot as we could be?
1. I place a shield on Grog. Gotta protect your tank right?
2. I flip the AA turret once more, so it's bottom is facing the ground, and let it plummet to the ground.
3. Now gents, ladies, and filthy neutrals... I see a neutral crusing for a bruising at N-2... Let's give him a warm welcome! I pull out the spear Longinus and use it to stab Sunbreaker!
IN THE WORDS OF VEGETA-SAMA!!!!

+1 shield to Grog! As you flip the AA turret, the godmodder suddenly launches a rock from the HEXAGONAFIELD, catching it in mid-air! Now, it's at a mid-way point between the ground and the platform in the sky! The AA turret no longer does x10 damage to ground units - and does x5 damage to everything instead!

11,000 damage to Sunbreaker!

pionoplayer said:
Piono lies unconscious on the ground. He's not going to be doing anything this round. The improbability drive promptly pockets the Yorehammer into the team inventory, the first player to claim the yorehammer gets it.

Action 1:
The improbability drive continues whirring and whistling.
3/5 for Fire and Flames

Action 2:
The improbability drive is really cooking up a storm here.
4/5 for Fire and Flames

Action 3:
I'm probably just going to start merging charge actions together at this point.
5/5 for Fire and Flames
Expending...

Music begins, images flash to your mind in the style of a music video.

On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light A view of the Hexagonafield
In flames of death's eternal reign we ride towards the fight Orange, HybridUnity and CaptainCat from the beginning of the thread, jumping towards the godmodder.
When the darkness has fallen down, and the times are tough all right The Terror Zombie as it was eating everything.
The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight The Godmodder laughs cruelly as he sends EternalStruggle off to do his bidding.

Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel, through the wastelands evermore Several Players engaged in a duel with the Godmodder
The scattered souls will feel the hell bodies wasted on the shores Bodies of the plastic armymen scattered around the battlefield
On the blackest plains in hell's domain, we watch them as we go Arsenical wandering through the dreamlands
In fire and pain, and once again we know. JOEbob winning the Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker

So now we fly ever free paradoxdragon flying through the shadow realm on his jetpack
We're free before the thunderstorm Several entities running from the unsealed snowball
On towards the wilderness our quest carries on CaptainNZZZ's army from before
Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight BrutalCore's summoning
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls The view of the soulorb JOEbob managed to obtain

So far away we wait for the day The three friendly NPCPs riding in on the Godslayer
For the lives all so wasted and gone Xerath getting roflstomped as soon as he goes vuln
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Brief flashes of the previous lives of thte various fighters
Through the fire and the flames we carry on The entire playerlist posing as a team.

There's more to it of course, but I can't play all of the song at once, that's for Dragonforce to do.
Dragonforce summoned for CaptainNZZZ!

Dragonforce is a fairly simple entity, it's standard except that instead of dealing damage, it buffs the damage of an allied unit every round.
But since CaptainNZZZ is in sidequest land, put Dragonforce into the same hammer space as the temporal guardian.

Dragonforce summoned! He's in hammerspace, and will join CaptainNZZZ when he can! Also, Yorehammer given to Eevee Shadow Bacon.

Arsenical said:
... Bored.
The explosion elemental was bored.
He wasn't yet fully charged, and yet, he was so BORED. How long has he been in this pocket, weeks? Felt like it.

He couldn't come out this early, it would break the flow if he didn't wait until his scheduled time to appear, and yet... He could break the rules once, right?

It was decided. Very gently, The explosion elemental slipped from the pocket while Arsenical was manically laughing about his SEALED LION, or whatever, and climbed through the stone ground. He's a living explosion, what do you expect?

Gently, he moved around, and looked for something, anything that would be fun to mess with...

Then he came across the ALCHEMITER. A giant machine, almost too weird to figure out. Luckily, it came with an instruction manual!

ACTION NUMBER 1 & 2: EXPLOSION ELEMENTAL'S ALCHEMITER FUN

... Oh, yes, I see, I see. You put items together from the player inventory.

Fortunately, he stole Arsenical's PERSONAL SHARED INVENTORY POCKET!

Let's see, how about a DRAGON BALL && REDIRIFLE? They seem like an explosive combination!

... Wait, he got another action? Wow. Arsenical must be really preoccupied with maniacal laughter.

Then... The TEMPORAL CONDENSER && CHARGE BOOSTER? If this doesn't cause some weird time shit to happen, I don't know what will.

Action Number 3: Done with the maniacal laughter!

Meanwhile, in another place, Arsenical practices maniacal laughter.

"Hohoho, no no no, that's Santa Claus. Hi hi hi? No, that isn't evil at all. MWHAHAHAHA, yes, that works!"

He's not very good at it. Regardless, he spots the Pro-godmodder foodie about to finish his charge. That just won't do!

No, he needed to increase their Foodie's DODGE RATE.

"Hey, AG foodie! Catch!" With that, he threw a very helpful book to the AG foodie: How to flashstep for dummies. Just a second of that book and you'll be dodging like a pro!

Dragonballs + Redirifle: Wishful Whammy: A gun capable of shooting wishes in bullet form. When a bullet connects, somebody's wish will be released! This can result in ponies, world peace, or a confession of true love. Use carefully. Non-repeatable/non-combinable item.

Temporal Condenser + Charge Booster: Boosted Temporal Condenser: Acts like the Temporal Condenser, but the Charge stones work on the Charge Booster's rules rather than always making an Entropic Paradox Roll. SPECIAL ITEM: Cost: 100 actions

The AG foodie learns how to move despite being food! He's much better at dodging now!

OOC: I've changed up how the Alchemiter works a bit after some thought - there are also non-repeatable items that don't cost anything but can't be mass-produced. You can only make one copy of them. Also, just as a reminder, the Special Items generally aren't worth the massive cost.

Crusher48 said:
Action 1: I note that the Godmodder is going to find a loophole to get Starcalibur back, and take action to make sure he can't do that. I enchant Starcaliber with an effect that teleports it away to a random player's possession 5 seconds before it would enter within a 5 meter radius of the Godmodder. This way, the Godmodder can't even teleport to the object to grab it, as it will teleport away before the Godmodder can teleport to it. This effect is permanent, and cannot be removed unless the Godmodder wins the cooking contest.

Action 2: I replace the PG Foodie's meat supply with rotten flesh from a zombie grinder. When he cooks it into a meal, it gives off fumes that cause him to hallucinate and be unable to effectively attack the AG Foodie.

Action 3: I use a ridiculously powerful force push to knock the anti-aircraft turret off of the platform, causing it to fly off into space with nothing to stop it.

The godmodder puts on his pre-prepared legendary weapon grabber hands. It's hands psychically controlled by him, on a stick exactly 5 meters long. With it, the enchantment is easily bypassable!

The PG Foodie's special now activates with a downside! The AA turret is hovering in midair, and the godmodder quickly moves another rock behind it, surrounding it on 3 sides! However, since it can't move, the AA turret takes 10,000 damage instead!

The_Two_Eternities said:
"All forces, attack Darshelenas Sunbreaker!"

I feed the Second Scarlet Prince the Weird Cake.

FOCUS: USING COMMANDS

I quickly open a laptop and start playing Minecraft. This time, it's work related. I open up a creative world and quickly type in a command to create a 100x100x1 wall of dispensers pointed down, using metadata to have them spawn with one Instant Health II Potion each, and then use another command to create Redstone Wire across the top of the dispenser array. "But," you might say, "what does this have to do with anything?"

Your question is soon answered, as I, both on the Hexagonafield and in Minecraft, pull out a modified Digivice. In Minecraft, I right-click and begin clicking options in the menu that appeared, and then switch to holding a stack of 64 Redstone Torches, while on the Hexagonafield, I begin pushing buttons, and then finish by pushing a prominent button in the middle.

With a flash of light, the array of dispensers appears above the Second Scarlet Prince, and I find myself carrying an 8x8 square of Redstone Torches tied together with string. I throw them at the array of Redstone Wire, taking care to ensure that they are evenly distributed across the array so that every dispenser will activate.

And then every dispenser does activate, propelling the healing potions down onto the Second Scarlet Prince. Then, the Digivice glows, and the dispensers, the Redstone Wire, and the Redstone Torches disappear back into Minecraft.

(OOC: To be clear, this is me healing the Second Scarlet Prince.

[✓] Buff the AG Foodie (U) (Done by Arsenical)
[✓] Attack/Debuff the PG Foodie (U) (Done by Daskter, Crusher48, Paradoxdragonpaci, and W32Coravint)
[ ] Fully heal Winry
[ ] Fully heal the Second Scarlet Prince (Partially done by me)
[ ] Fully heal the Simurgh (Partially done by Alastair Dragovich)
[ ] Fully heal Grog Strongjaw
[ ] Kill Darshelenas Sunbreaker (Partially done by Ranger_Strider_, will be partially done by the Second Scarlet Prince, the Pack of Packed Wolves, the Simurgh, and the Super laser)
[ ] Kill Eevee shadow bacon
[✓] Kill/AG-ifiy the Soulraze Builders (Done by Daskter)
[ ] Destroy the Anti-Aircraft Turret (Partially done by Daskter and maybe Ranger_Strider_ and Crusher48)
[ ] Attempt to damage the Godmodder (U)

If something is labeled (U), then you can still contribute to it without wasting actions whether or not it has a check mark next to it.)

+39,000 HP to Second Scarlet Prince! He's feeling much better now.

Paradoxdragonpaci said:
I do Cards || Medicinal Plants
Also Cards ||Frostfire
Finally I dump whole lots of Salt Pepper and the Tumeric Powder onto the PG Entity to hopefully imbalance the Flavours in it making it weaker

None of those things are in the Player Inventory! Only items from the Player Inventory can be used in the Alchemiter. Imbalancing the PG Foodie's flavors, it finds its attack power reduced! You took some of the edge off!

Alastair Dragovich said:
Timidly, a player comes out from behind... something. It's...

Who is this slob? Whoever it is, the look of shame and embarrassment practically radiates off of them. They look around, but the moment they spot the side quest they flinch and hide behind the slot machine. Oh dear.

They try to work up the nerve to attack or negotiate or figure out what's going on, but the anxiety gets to them. Instead they pull out a laptop and surf the internet, about to waste all of their time and everyone else's. As usual.

Except... he sees Winry. Now, normally he'd not trust himself to be able to help... except he sees that she's got some wounds on her. Unable to sit idly by for too long, he heads over to the inventor.

He tries to speak. He really does. He wants to ask if there was anything he could do for the wounds.

But he just chokes on his anxiety.

Still, it looks like it is nasty. Looking both ways to make sure no one is looking, he gets out a healing book. Muttering to himself, he focuses on the appropiate spells. he checks, double checks, and triple checks. He nearly screws up the spell anyway through sheer nerves.

But somehow? He pulls through and heals her. Too timid to stick around, he flees before Winry can see who healed her.

And he runs smack dab into the Simurgh. Now, he may not have read Worm, but he has read enough Worm fanfiction to know that they're normally BAD NEWS(tm). This isn't the case, but he panics anyway, attempting to attack them as a brief distraction before running for the hills.

However... he tries attacking the Simurgh by casting the first spell he could think of. Which, fortunately, is the healing spell, meaning everything worked out nicely in the end.

Except when he runs into Eevee Shadow Bacon.

"uh-uh... sorry?"

However, they get a better look at what the person is doing. Holding a heart. And powering an arcane ritual to summon something.

Coming to the right conclusion for entirely the wrong reasons, he assumes that Eevee Shadow Bacon is Evil, and as such makes a play for the Very Important Looking Heart, grabbing it from their hands while Eevee is distracted by their random, impromptu intrusion.

"Umm, this doesn't look good, so I'm just gonna stealthisimportantlookingheartthat'sproabblyfuelingyourevilritualandrunningnowbye!"

And with that, he bolts like he was being chased by some horrid Slenderman abomination. Or by tax collectors. The fear level is about the same.

Winry and Simurgh fully healed!

Approaching Eevee Shadow Bacon, you... GRAB THE RESOLUTE HEART COPY! Eevee Shadow Bacon reacts immediately, wrestling you in a brutal tug-of-war! In the end, they wrest their item from your hands, but you managed to hit them for 8,000 damage in the process! Great!

W32Coravint said:
ACTION ONE
The anime girl turns around in confusion. Where'd her intricately crafted torture meal go?

She demands that her post be counted, then notices the Mobile Task Force guy. She curses in Ithkuil: they're here too?

She pulls out a tablet and starts to buy things with her infinite supply of the rarest pepes, the ultimate digital currency. Or rather she just gets a script to do it.
Ordered 1x MineModular Small Cubic Module for PEPE 2.35

They'll take a few posts to deliver (1/5)

ACTION TWO
The anime girl pulls out a hose connected to a long series of machines. The machines are generating fluoroantimonic acid. She unleashes the power of fluoroantimonic acid on the PG Foodie's cooking equipment, causing its preparation of "Dinner" to be interrupted by its utensils, pots, pans, and pretty much its entire kitchen setup burning. She then does exactly the same thing to the PG Foodie except with chlorine trifluoride, causing the PG Foodie to burn as well, then summons King Harkinian, who demands dinner. Unfortunately, "Dinner" is ruined, so King Harkinian fires his lazor at the PG Foodie, obliterating it. The Ancient Joke Police show up, and arrest the PG Foodie, dropping it into the sun.

Cubic modules still delivering (2/5)

ACTION THREE
The anime girl then proceeds to channel the power of [REDACTED], the Examiner, who is summoned and proceeds to write up a test for the PG Foodie. The test itself is completely nonsensical, filled with memetic kill agents, and written on Explosive Runes. Did I mention that the test is 1450 questions long, and every question has the same effect as SCP-1889 but enhanced so you get killed as son as you arrive at what you think is an answer regardless of whether that answer is right or wrong? Oh, and the Examiner edited the laws of physics themselves so that the PG Foodie HAS to complete the test, or it will die instantly! She then places an Octuple Compressed Torcherino next to the PG Foodie and activates it, causing him to answer all the questions instantly from the outside perspective. You know what this means.

Still delivering (3/5)

Charging requires whole actions, so since you spent one of three actions charging, you're at 1/5. The foodie takes 24,000 damage from all these terrible things happening to him!

Winkins said:
(Free Action)

I stare at the turn log and wondered when did Cait Siths joined the field and who were expecting them. I shrug and get back to using my Charges.

(Action!)(3 Charges + 3 From Starcaliber)
(1 Charge)
Staring at the rather menacing turret that's pointing its barrels downwards I hastily craft an Anti-Aircraft Turret Shield! It should stand a 2 to 3 hits from it... r-right?
(1 Charge)
Staring (I've been doing a lot of staring lately...) at the new Alchemiter I decided to toss in my damage ticket and +1000A sword to see what will come from it.
(2 Charges)
Once that's done I do quick examination of my Catmancer as his constant preaching is starting to make me worry. Certainly the exposure of such Pure and Raw Cat Energy hasn't done anything bad to him... maybe. Its when I picked up his stat sheet that found his name changed along with receiving the Priest title and a few more levels added to the catmancer class... Idly I hover over the his title screen and begin to ponder about the title he has receive. It didn't take long for me to be unoriginal and stick both titles of Catmancer and Priest and have him called as the Catmancer Priest! (Now with more smiting! and maybe support stuff If I get the motivation to add more charges to give him support abilities...)
(0/6 + 2 Charges)
Having done with some tinkering and a examination for the Catmancer Priest (I really should remember his name... was it Fennie?) I get a bunch of magical books based on the studies of Cat energy effects on bodies and get ready to call up more proefficient catmancers on this field.

(Orders?)
The Catmancer Priest (or Fennie I guess.) should be up by now and will Smite the Turret
The Cat Siths are... glowing? but still unconscious to take any orders.

You get a text on your phone, that you may or may not have had until just now... An unknown number!

???: The Cat Sith. Keep them alive. I need them.

+1 attack blocker on the AA turret! Catmancer promoted to Cat Priest! The new title comes with minor stat boosts.

Iron sword + Damage Ticket: Pain sword: Gives an entity a permanent buff of +5,000A, but deals 20,000 damage to them when they first equip it! Non-repeatable item.

hungry visitor said:
Ah so you refused to give me a present. That is fine to me.

Ah so you refused to give me my polar bear. That is fine to me.

Edit: You make the godmodder unreasonable aggressive against my entity because you can and won't allow something new. This is probably the best idea you came up with lately.

I summon a completely generic unit that has HP and attack. It has nothing else whatsoever and deserves no attention. It also has no hopes, dreams or even a soul.

Edit 2: This beam would not do any damage because it does simultaneously 50,000 damage and heals 50,000 damage, which means: No damage to any of the bars since both "damage" attacks charge the bars by equal values, cancelling themselves out. The godmodder should have obliterated one bar first and then killed the other one. But maybe logic isn't even a thing in this place. It maybe was once and said bye bye apple pie .

Pillar-men retroactively summoned with the present! Make sure to specifically say you're opening it! They've been given your attack shield. The godmodder used his cheaty powers to split his attack between bars, even though it shouldn't have been.

You summon the COMPLETELY GENERIC ALLY. The godmodder realizes that this poor, depressed entity needs some help! He lavishes attention and care onto the unit. He gives him a hope, dream, and purpose: To serve the godmodder! And he will carry this dream out to its fullest!

That-Random-Guy said:
FOCUS

I place as many attack blockers (the things that block outgoing attacks, as in the AA gun's attacks) as possible on the AA turret with the help of the Redirifle/Portal Gun.

You use the REDIRIFLE again! It's heating up...

+4 attack blockers on the AA turret!

Page of Time said:
FOCUS!

The cheery girl takes an Armored Fighting Vehicle and pits it against the Anti Aircraft Turret. Due to the heavy armor, the AFV deals significant damage.

A brutal battle ensues! The AFV ultimately manages to deal 20,000 damage before going down!

Cyanogynist said:
Terry looks at the new Alchemiter, and immediately gets flashbacks.
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FOCUS!
Terry pastes the entire McDonald's selection of food items to the AG Foodie, increasing its thicc, and therefore its HP, by quite a bit.

All the Mcdonald's food... the AG foodie feels so... fat...

The AG Foodie gains a massive boost to current and maximum HP, but a massive boost to poison as well! They're taking a lot of damage every turn!

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In the Cooking Contest, the AG Foodie strikes the PG Foodie for 92,000 damage! The PG one swings back, dealing 74,000 damage! Both failed their dodge rolls... and both take poison damage! At this rate, the PG Foodie might... LOSE! The godmodder enchants him with a brand new frying pan, giving the PG Foodie increased accuracy (counters enemy dodge rate) and damage!

AG:

The Scarlet Prince and Simurgh attack Darshelenas Sunbreaker! The Support Laser from the Space Station fires too! It's all too much! 58,999 damage! Sunbreaker is... barely holding on! He has one last chance... To beg for mercy... Or to keep fighting!

Grog, the Starcraft army, the Sealed Lion, and the Pillar Men all attack the midair AA turret! 32,000 damage! Pike heals the Second Scarlet Prince for 10,000 HP - he's almost back to full now!

PG:

The AA turret fires 5 times, eliminating all of the attack blockers! That leaves it with 5 more attacks... It fires thrice at the Starcraft army! One shot destroys 5 barracks! The other 2 destroy the entirety of the marine and SCV units! Looks like it's been majorly set back, again... Its 2 remaining attacks are used on Grog, one breaking the attack shield and the other dealing 15,000 damage!

The Generic Entity attacks Pike, taking her attack shield! He looks like he's about to go in for the kill!

The godmodder goes for the good old THREE WAY SPLIT! Once at the Sealed Lion! The other 2 times for Simurgh! The Sealed Lion is slain, and Simurgh takes 30,000 damage from the first hit and barely dodges the second!

But wait... is the Sealed Lion getting back up? They are now the UNSEALED LION!

N:

The Sith army is still sleeping! However, the Catmancer Priest, backed up by the Apex, attacks the AA turret, dealing 30,000 damage! The turret is about halfway dead!

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! A musical instrument-related method...
-Win the cooking contest to keep Starcalibur! Help the AG Foodie defeat the PG Foodie!

Minor tasks:

Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities!
Protect the SCVs building Starcraft buildings!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs. The Alchemiter can let you combine items.
Pike is healing friendly entities!
Take out the AA turret! It does big damage against any entity!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

COOKING CONTEST:

[AG]Foodie: 727,000/850,000 HP, 94,000A, Special: Dinner's Ready(ready in 1!) (45% dodge rate)(-49,000 HP per turn!)(-6,000 damage from all attacks!)

[PG]Foodie: 307,000/600,000 HP, 180,000A, Special: Dinner's Ready(ready in 1!, tainted meat)(20% dodge rate)(-13,000 HP per turn!)(-2,000 damage from all attacks!)(Attack S/B/D ignorant!)(+15% accuracy)

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[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 5!)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: Mysterious Portal(233% open)(+33% open per turn)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer: 20% complete (cost: 10)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 60(building space station!)(Manager halving cost)
Winry: 8,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 68,000/70,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(+3,000 HP per turn)
Simurgh: 15,000/45,000, 13,000 x 2A (40% dodge chance)

[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(13,200 TA)(Neosteel foundry):
SCVs: 50/50 x 0 HP(schedule: Get to 10 barracks, then build 4 command centers, then factories)
Marines: 200 x 0 HP, 150 x 0A(5 guarding Space Station!)
Marauders: 400 x 10 HP, 250 x 10A
Hellions: 400 x 10 HP, 350 x 10A
Command centers: 5,000/5,000 x 4 HP (+4 SCVs per turn)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 x 5 HP (+1 marine each, each turn)
Command centers: 0 complete each turn (1 builder = 5%)

[AG - Ranger Strider]Grog Strongjaw: 7,000/25,000 HP, 10,000A
Pike: 10,000/10,000 HP, +10,000A(healer!)

[AG - Arsenical]Unsealed Lion: 8,000/8,000 HP, 10,000A

[AG - Hungry visitor]Pillar-men: 30,000/30,000 HP, 8,000A(protected from 1 attack)

[N]Slots Machine: 50,000/50,000 HP

[N]Alchemiter: 100,000/100,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - Winkins]Sith army: 10,000/10,000 HP, 4,000A(x2 damage against Snakes)
Catmancer priest: 9,000/9,000 HP, 5,000A(leading Sith army!)

[N - EternalStruggle]The Apex: 65,000/65,000 HP, 25,000A (+1 repair drone/turn)
Repair Drone: 100 x 3 HP(+500 x 2 repair per turn!)

[N]Darshelenas Sunbreaker: 1/80,000 HP

[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon: 72,000/80,000 HP

[P]Peacekeepers(1,156,850 total attack)(Unbribable)(protected from 18 attack):
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP, 10,000A(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 250,000/250,000 HP(Power armor)
Riflemen V: 1,000 x 999 HP, 250x999A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners IX: 3,000 x 999 HP, 800x999A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 1,250/1,250 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 1,000 x 999 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Commandos: 1,000 x 999 HP, 100 x 999A
Engineers: 100 HP x 999(expanding Tower into Peacekeeper HQ, done in 4!)(adding Godmod plating to Tower, done in 2!)
Scientists: 100 HP x 999, re-researching Godmod weaponry(done in 3!)(researching improved machine gunners, done in 1!)
HQ: 20,000/20,000 HP x 2, researching double-speed progression(done in 7!), filing land expansion permit(done in 1!)
Shield generators: 15,000 x 6 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 30,000/30,000 x 3 HP (producing Machine gunner x 999 for death-elite training camp, done in 3!)
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 100,000/100,000 HP (Training Riflemen x 999, done in 4!)
Special Weapons depot: 40,000/40,000 HP
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers v2(equipped), Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways, Godmod building plating(equipped), Godmod armor(equipped), Assistant SR builders

[PG]Anti-Aircraft Turret: 128,000/250,000 HP, 3,000 x 10A (Hovering, x5 damage against all entities!)

[PG]Generic Entity: 25,000/25,000 HP, 10,000A

[PG]Godmodder: 202/300 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Legendary Weapon Map)(Major Charge: 2/3)

Player info:

Captain.cat(has King of the Hill)
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
MooGoestheCow (Charge: 1/???)(Charge: 6/???)
[N-2]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 16/100)(effect-curing power)(Resolute Heart Copy - mimics effects once)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity)(Temporal Guardian + Dragonforce in hammerspace!)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)(16/??)
Hungry_Visitor(Ascendance)(New being - gets 1 attack shield)
The_Two_Eternities(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(protected from 4 attack)(1/5)
Arsenical(2 posts in debt!)(6/10)(Protection from Demons - protects from devil takeovers!)
[N+1]JoeBOB
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time(1/10)
[N]Mr Mirror Man(5/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)(Godmodder Repellent)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)
gilded king(8/10)
Pionoplayer(Sidequest Charge token: Complete a sidequest to make worth 5 charges)(2/5)
[N-2]Darshelenas Sunbreaker
[N+1]Winkins(+1,000A Iron sword)(1 10,000 damage token)(1 +5,000A/20,000 damage Pain sword)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)
Nano Soldier 2016(behind cover)(has M16, Body Armour)
W32Coravint(1/5)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condenser(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 11
Redirifle
Miniature Doormaker Plushy
Charge Booster (damage: 2/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks
Medkit x 3
Weird Cake(+10,000 HP, free action!)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)

Moniker · Dec 22, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
Holy Shit the peace keepers are so OP

I continue channeling energy 9/???

pionoplayer said:
Action 1:
Piono wakes up, he has one heck of a headache, and looks around, becoming quite miffed that NONE of his allies even bothered to pick him up off the ground, and just let him lay there, unconscious, in the middle of a warzone.
He looks around, trying to see if the NPCPs are still here. Nope, they've bailed on him too.
A tiny piece of his heart hardens.
"So much for camaraderie."
He staggers to his feet, then falls back down again. He's still out of it from that massive attack on the Godmodder.
He looks up at the AA Cannon, and decides that something needs to be done about that.
He reaches into his inventory and pulls out a special gun. A gun that fires corks. He leans back, takes aim at the AA cannon, and then falls over as he's about to fire it.
The multi-cork (gotta have that custom ammo) spirals off across the battlefield, and then ricochets off of a rock, zooming past the foodies, over the heads of the peacekeepers and then slams right into the barrels of the AA cannon. The next time the AA cannon attacks, several of its attacks will backfire, dealing damage to the AA cannon instead of anything else.

Actions 2&3:
The improbability drive kicks back up with its next charge.
2/5 for Frozen Heart

Just a reminder to everyone that only three people have entered the raffle for the Frozen Heart charge, you can still make guesses to try and enter by making a guess in the OOC thread.

The cork is plugged into the AA cannon! One of its attacks is blocked!

Daskter said:
Focused 3x Well then the entire Sc2 army including buildings will retreat into another dimension to lick their wounds and come maybe during a better time where their just so weak.

For their is too many hostile elements that they cannot withstand so they will retreat untill the order is called to return and fight once more against the godmodder

The Starcraft 2 army has decided... they will retreat! And maybe, one day... RETURN!

Your entities have been removed from the battlefield. But please select an option. For their retreat, would you like to use a Tactical Retreat, where they may only come back in a future event or callback attack (you won't have as much control over when it happens) or would you like to use... EVACUCORP SERVICES(tm)?

Ranger_Strider_ said:
Ehhhhh, they don't kill the godmodder stuff specifically tho.... If we somehow get a V entity with millions of attack, they could help, but they won't hurt the godmodder stuff, even if we are about to lose. /null

1/2. Nooooooo my precious!!!!! Don't dieeeeeeeeeee! I place shields on both Grog and Pike. Someone kill the turret kill it, kill it KILL IT!
3. I load a .44 magnum, and level it at Sunbreaker's head. No mercy for the traitors. Only death and despair. I fire the gun.

+1 shield to Grog and Pike!

Darshelenas Sunbreaker slain! They now MUST play on the AG side!

hungry visitor said:
I feel even worse, seeing the generic unit with an utter lack of creativity. It goes away. Pillar men are also lame.

A beginning of a great depression?

Edit: The lack of creativity made the unit even stronger than the meme-pillar men. I feel cheated.
Something needs to change. I feel like the soul of the hexagonafield lied to me. I feel... the feeling that drove me to write the fake dop. I wanted to say: look at this. This is how it is done.

Arrogant but... this aggression towards my entitys... how much money did piono really give to moniker?

I feel the ragequit. But I can resist. For now.

It's weird... somehow, summoned entities that defect to the godmodder's side seem to be stronger than your regular summons.

The_Two_Eternities said:
"Second Scarlet Prince, attack the Anti-Aircraft Turret! Simurgh, attack Eevee shadow bacon!"

1 Action: I place a forcefield around the Simurgh.

2 Actions: I heal the Simurgh. The crystalline flesh grows back into a humanoid form.

(OOC: Action Checklist:

[ ] Heal/buff the AG Foodie (U)
[✓] Attack/debuff the PG Foodie (U) (Done by W32Coravint)
[ ] Fully heal the Simurgh (Partially done by me)
[ ] Fully heal Grog Strongjaw
[✓] Kill Darshelenas Sunbreaker (Done by Ranger_Strider_)
[ ] Kill Eevee shadow bacon (Partially done by me, will be partially done by the Simurgh)
[ ] Destroy the Anti-Aircraft Turret (Will be partially done by the Second Scarlet Prince)
[✓] Kill the Generic Entity (Done by Page of Time)
[✓] Attempt to damage the Godmodder (U) (Done by hungry visitor)

If something is labeled (U), then you can still contribute to it without wasting actions whether or not it has a check mark next to it.)

+1 shield to Simurgh! +18,000 HP to Simurgh!

hungry visitor said:
A last drop of spit into those soulless eyes... if this only did not give the tyrant more power I would go for it...

Will this even count?

What can I even do?

Attack the godmodder?

Make dumb jokes?

...

I create a unit that uses psychological warfare against the godmodder. After attacking the godmodder or failing to attack this unit will commit suicide to prevent being controlled.

This video tells everything about this unit you need to know:

Edit: double the speed for maximum enjoyment

Oh... no... the godmodder listens to the video, enraptured. He's decided! No longer shall he pursue his ways of evil, killing just because he liked seeing stuff die! Now, he kills because nonexistence is less pain than existence!

EternalStruggle said:
That assumes they'd help.

They're a "break glass in case of doomsday" button. If the Godmodder is winning, they'll probably continue to sit on the sidelines. Unless he wins by like unleashing something super deadly and horrible (and OP) on us.

Meanwhile, the man looks at his ship, then at the Charge Booster, then at the Charge Stones. Nope, too risky to use any of them.

...

Ah what the hell! It's bad but also just the one. Gotta take risks sometimes.

Using one Charge Stone, the man finishes his long awaited upgrade bay.

20/20

FOCUS - IT IS DONE

With the grinding of what passes for tectonic plates on the field, the area previously marked slides away. The cracks between hexagons become a full, jagged canyon, which in a shimmer of distorted light is filled. Holes become apparent, a tunnel network of sort paved with metal, going deep into processing bays, laboratories and material storage and retrieval areas. Panels hid mechanical assembly arms of various dexterity and finesse, along with a few outright NanoLathe projectors and other construction devices. Then, another haze, and it was covered by a mechanical landing strip across the top.

The Apex turned, engines flaring with blue light, and it flew over at high speeds towards the new Shipyard. It cut the drives soon enough, gliding down gracefully on its antigrav plating. As it got close to landing, the steel plane shifted, docking towers and magnetic holding clams rising from the surface to hold the kilometers long warship in place. When it was secure, the hiss of escaping steam emerged as the platform descended below, grinding along its tracks until it was at the bottom of the canyon, the entire thing entering the underground. A solid energy shield took its place, protecting the contents of the facility. If it was to fail, then the results for said contents would be... messy and explosive, but should it not then great things may be done.

The panels slid aside to reveal their precious equipment, which extended out and got to work. Hidden manufactorums churned to produce the equipment required for many upgrades, shipped by varying methods to other open entrances to the underground construction network, were specifically place arms moved the bulk cargo to where it was needed. An efficient, self-contained construction bay, or more accurately an upgrade one. Work began immediately, and the man smiled. The culmination of his work, this would ensure the success of the Apex long into the future. Hopefully everyone just ignored it from now on, he had no intention of ever letting it leave. He needed it to grow and grow in might, after all. He teleported away as the Repair Drones linked in to the control network so that they could aid the yard in its duties. So began the cycle of upgrades.

Shipyard-
Relatively high health.
No attack or independent abilities.
The Apex can dock with it (the result of its 'Upgradable' special) and receive upgrades. Upgrades usually require a few turns in the Shipyard, but can be fairly effective in empowering the vessel. Repair Drones help with upgrades, and so the more of them there are the faster the upgrades go. While docked, the Apex cannot attack or use any other special abilities. It can dock or undock once per turn as a free action, before its normal action (so it can undock and shoot or dock and get upgrades on the same turn).

First upgrade is Macro-Holeum Matter, a material that allows for lossless storage and transfer of energy that's as tough as the armor on the ship. With no separate power storage or conduction needed, the Apex can be redesigned into a near-solid block of armor and weaponry. Naturally, this notable increases the ship's HP.

...Why would you use a charge stone, instead of a charge booster... Too... much... energy!

ENTROPIC PARADOX ROLL: 4459/9830
Major Negative Effect!
Entropy: 170 - 180

The AA turret gains SUPER SPEED, letting it act before the AG entities do this turn!

Shipyard summoned! If I'm reading this right, the Apex docks immediately and begins work.

Page of Time said:
The cheery girl gets a call on her cell phone.

???: Maddison, for christ's sake! Where are you? I thought we were gonna go on a damn date!
Maddison: Sorry, Damien. I was floating around when I got sucked into this planet and there's this guy, some [ERROR] guy like [REDACTED]. You mind coming down here to help me?
Maddison: Wait why is [REDACTED] censored?
Maddison: Regardless, we haven't been in combat since the Daemonic incident, come on! :3
Damien: God damnit Maddison.
Damien: Whatever, I'm coming. Good thing I didn't reserve a table yet at this resturaunt.

Meanwhile, Maddison (which is the name of the girl/young woman) FOCUSES!

She forms an M202 FLASH in her hand and fires all four rockets at the Generic Entities.

Generic Entity slain!

MrMirrorMan said:
ACTION: 1/3 ITEM(S):1x 2,000 Attack Token 1x GODMODDER REPELLENT
AMOUNT:3/3
CHARGE:8/10
I dedicate all 3 actions to increasing my charge.

W32Coravint said:
ACTION ONE
2/5
ACTION TWO
The anime girl realizes that the MTF member is literally helping her.
Anyway, she picks up a few gallons of chlorine trifluoride and fluoroantimonic acid, wonders why the PG Foodie's dinner prep wasn't completely ruined by the fact that she completely trashed its kitchen, and proceeds to pour the chlorine trifluoride and fluoroantimonic acid on the PG Foodie. The chemicals burn through its shiny new pan, set the PG Foodie on fire, and set fire to its kitchen.
ACTION THREE
3/5

The PG Foodie is taking damage faster, and also, it's new pan... no! It's attack power is reduced!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I start building a contraption, stealibg 2 charges from my larger one [5/10]

That-Random-Guy said:
FOCUS

With the help of the Redirifle, I place as many attack blockers (the type that stop outgoing attacks) on the AA gun as possible.

Using the REDIRIFLE, you place 4 more attack blockers again! The gun hurts to touch, it's so hot...

Alastair Dragovich said:
The shabby young man gulps as the man he tried to steal the heart from gets ahold of what looked like something very, VERY powerful.

He was also super disheartened when he saw the person absolutely ignore him, despite the accidental damage. Wow. How pathetic.

The man just stands there as he watches the figure work on their contraption, lost as he has no idea what to do next. He could try to sabotage them, but... it looks like no one else if freaking out about them. In fact, after getting a good look, he realizes the Resolute Heart Wasn't even a real heart! Or even a real FAKE heart! Pretty freaking fake if you ask him.

Awkwardly, the young man just wanders off, still keeping an eye on Eevee shadow bacon as he walks away.

Too much of an eye, because then he runs into... something.

It was really freaking generic. So generic, he was pretty sure that it either had no real form, or was just a green cube. What?

He doesn't have time to ponder on this, for then the Generic Unit attacks him! WHAT. WHY?

The man responds by running, uncomprehending of the Unit's hostility. He ducks and weaves throughout the chaos, but the Generic Unit is hot on his heels. He even tries to cut through a kitchen at some point, trampling some weird, powerful food monster that seemed to be trying to cook Zombie meat in the process. And yet the Generic unit seemed determined, driven by some purpose that honestly scares the young man.

And then he runs into THAT GUY.

The freaking Godmodder.

He stumbles back, the two looking each other in the eyes. The Godmodder sees a pathetic, insignificant being, too wimpy and slovenly to be of any threat. The Young man sees an ungodly, disgusting THING radiating pure power, the power warping time, space, and even perception to give off an aura of magnificence and unstoppable power.

And then, when the Generic Unit interposed itself fiercely between the young man and the godmodder, it clicks. This unit was serving the monstrous being, and the monstrous being, clearly, hated him.

Oh. Well shit.

The young man could feel, deep down in his bones, that running from all of this wasn't an option this time. The godmodder was looking hungrily at his soul. His SOUL.

And like a switch being flipped, the young man's eyes hardened. Oh FUCK THAT. NO motherfucker was getting his soul. He shifts into a combat position, ready to beat a motherfucker into the ground.

The Generic Unit, however, has other plans. Seeing the hostility towards its new master, it lunges at the young man. It's stunned when it takes a punch head on, no hesitation, none of the nervousness or anxiety there anymore.

The black coat with orange stripes along its arms and an interior orange lining suddenly envelopes the Generic Unit's vision. It feels its world flip upside down before crashing into the ground with a bone-crunching thud. The coat is then retracted, going back on the young man's shoulders. He takes but a moment to zip it up a bit, but soon he's back in a fighting position, stretching out his hand and taunting the generic unit to come, come and fight him if it dares.

Trampling through the kitchen, you deal 8,000 damage to the enemy Foodie! And finally, using all your power, you realize a PLOT TWIST: The generic entity is already dead! What you were hitting was an anthropomorpic HP-linked representation of the AA turret! 22,000 damage to that!

Srovy said:
I is join maybe

Welcome... maybe! You'll be added to the player list once you make an action.

Paradoxdragonpaci said:
I attempt to Paradoxify Cards from the Void between Worlds

I then Use up my 2 other actions to infuse some healthy Vegetables with Anti-anti-antidotes and after making the Flavours in the Resulting Vegetables balance out any imbalances in the AG Foodie , I paste them at the AG Foodie

You summon up some paradox void cards! These are not ordinary playing cards... they're good combination material, you suppose.

AG Foodie poison significantly reduced!

GamerXZ said:
I screamed as I found myself falling from the sky towards the ground below,"If this is a dream, I would really like to wake up right now!" I proceeded to pinch myself but I didn't
wake back up in my bed, and the ground was rapidly approaching. Oh, how I wish there was a giant marshmallow right underneath me to break my fall!

I closed my eyes as I readied to feel all my bones shattering into a million pieces...only that never happened. Instead, I opened my eyes to see that I was indeed lying on a giant marshmallow, "W-What the...what on earth is going on here...?"

Welcome! We're always accepting new players! As you lay on the marshmallow, you see explosions and destruction all around... looks like a large crowd of players, as well as multiple SCPs and lots of machinery, are all attacking one being at the center... the godmodder.

Winkins said:
(Free Action)
Noticing the screaming person falling from the sky I decided to sending him a welcoming paper to the Battlefield.
"Hey there newcomer! It seems that you've somehow stumbled here in the HEXAGONAFIELD, a battlefield between the Player's and the Godmodder! just to clarify, you're a player.
Right now there's three sides in this battlefield, the Godmodder who is hostile to almost all players and would like to see you defeated and take their souls.
The Anti-Godmodder who are fighting against the Godmodder
The neutrals who simply does their own things, unless they bother the AG (Anti-Godmodders) which they can abducted them into their ranks.
Its best to chose a side right now, that and you have player powers which you can use.
You should be able to feel 3 "Charges" within you, they can help you accomplish things such as summoning entities or do some damage, an example would be the marshmallow which was probably the response for wanting something to break your fall. These 'Charges' will replenish each 'turn'.
With that said, I hope you the best of luck!
-Winkins"
I look over my hastily written letter and fold it into a paper plane and let it home in GamerXZ.

(Action!)(3 Charges + 3 from Starcaliber)
(4 Charges)
Looking at the text message, I try to recall some way of defending the Cat Siths but come up blank.
And so I decided to sit down and think. I think and think till my eyes proceeds to roam everywhere. It was when my eyes settled on the Starcaliber that I start ponder what is it? How can one mold an actual STAR into a sword... There no doubt the power within is astronomical, was it capable of destroying other stars? is there more than one star used to making this? What happens if I throw it at a sufficient v...

I pause at that. If I can destroy that AA turret my cats should be safe non? The generic looking entity seems to be focusing on Pike after all...

A couple of speakers appear across the HEXAGONAFIELD, and a one-time teleporter close to me)

Bracing myself to the ground I swing my arm holding on to the Starcaliber in one full circle which became two, three, four, five... I kept swinging my arms till it became a blur. Tornadoes are simply formed from the sheer movement i'm making but those aren't what I was aiming for.

Calculations flies through my mind in unbelievable speeds, just ticking to find the right time and opportunity to be able to hit the AA turret.

A cyclone starts to forms from the pressure change generated by the my swinging but it wasn't time yet.

Using my other hand I get a music player and some ear buds while I wait for the right moment.

It was only once the cyclone start to expand that I let go of my bracing position and let the momentum which I had been accumulating to shoot me outwards.

Of course, before I blasted off into space I put on the most suitable music for for this attack. The speakers played the music.

The Starcaliber shoots into space with me hanging on for dear life, becoming more appropriate to be called a shooting star as it is glows brighter and become visible by many inhabited planets.

It was at one point that it was heading towards a black hole. But instead of being crushed into super condense matter, the initial pull from the black hole serves to accelerate the speed as I was going at. Starcaliber cuts right through the black hole and with that extra speed it pierces a dimensional rift which we went through...

And appear back to the HEXAGONAFIELD!

The glow from the Starcaliber by this point has already reached blinding levels, so when it appear, the only thing that was evidence to it being there was a powerful flash of light and a beam of light which lingers, going right through the AA Turret and back towards the horizon.

1 Second later, I find myself deep into a BIG planet's crust which somehow stop all the momentum.

I mentally use my teleport box I had on me and appear where I left my teleporter, which soon turns into ash upon its usage.

(1 Charge)
Shaking off all the dirt on my Catmancer Robes and my ruined music player, I conjured several bob-ombs and teleport them into the barrel of the AA Turret. Bypassing the cork and climbing/rolling/walking (Depending on the incline...) deeper into it to explode.

(1 Charge)
Recalling a spell from a older time, I cast a green transparent barrier over Fennie (Catmancer Priest) and have him immediately get to bodyguarding the recovering Cat Siths.

(Handing off the Starcaliber (Because Moniker missed it the last time I tried to hand it off))
Satisfied with the work done with Starcaliber, I hand it over to EternalStruggle and asking if he would be alright with spending 1 charge on beefing up my Cat Siths for the arrival of a mysterious texter.

(Orders!)
Catmancer Priest with his newly granted but temporary shield is using this turn to bodyguard the Cat Siths.
Cat Siths have gain consciousness but are REALLY hungover, the glow that they're producing ain't helping them either. (Will be ready to take orders after next turn.)

OOC: I WANT THAT TURRET DEAD. Oh, and Moniker, if I don't post anything for the next turn can you send my Entities into Hyperspace? I'll be going on vacation for a month tomorrow.

53,000 damage to the AA turret! A massive hit! That's about half its remaining HP! +1 shield to Fennie! Starcalibur handed off, and, if you don't post this next turn, your entities will be put in vacationspace.

Cyanogynist said:
Shouldn't the AG Foodie being fatter decrease its dodge chance? :thinking:
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FOCUS!
Terry grapples the Anti-Aircraft Turret, then flips it sideways, turnways, and awayways.

The AG Foodie isn't really fat! More like... aerodynamic.

You flip the AA turret AWAYWAYS! Now, it no longer has its x5 bonus against everyone - and has a x15 damage bonus firing away from all entities instead!

Crusher48 said:
Action 1: I fly a drone into the anti-aircraft gun's barrel. Because the anti-aircraft gun is now only able to attack ground units, and the drone is an aircraft, it has no way to clear the barrel so that it can fire again.

Action 2: I replace all of the PG Foodie's tools with plastic sporks, reducing his attack power.

Action 3: I throw a splash potion of regeneration on the AG Foodie.

The AA turret can still fire at things it isn't super-effective against, it just does its regular attack damage! The drone functions as an attack blocker... PG Foodie power reduced, AG regen increased (which means less poison).

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In the COOKING CONTEST, the AG foodie strikes for 92,000 damage! The PG foodie strikes for 154,000 damage! Neither of them has yet to succeed in their dodge rolls, though they certainly try.

Both sides have their ovens go "ding!" Looks like their specials are ready! But wait... the PG Foodie's oven is smoking... something's not right...

The godmodder mixes in a large amount of raw caffeine into the system of the PG Foodie. His dodge rate is increased drastically! He's moving ridiculously fast!

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The AA turret uses its SUPER SPEED to act first! One of its attacks backfires due to the giant cork, dealing 3,000 damage to itself! 5 more outgoing attacks are blocked... but that still leaves 4 missiles, heading... away from all the entities. What...?

Suddenly, the godmodder places portals, which catch the missiles! The portals open on the other side, flinging the missiles towards the AG entities! However, due to the long transit time, you have all of next turn until they hit! 2 head for Pike! 1 heads for the Unsealed Lion! 1 heads for the Scarlet Prince! Do something to stop the missiles, or they'll deal huge damage!

AG:

Team Anti-Godmodder is MAD. This AA turret's ridiculous crap has given them TOO MUCH TROUBLE. Grog Strongjaw! The Scarlet Prince! Simurgh! The Unsealed Lion! The Pillar Men! AA-TURRET-DESTROYING-ATTACK!

They succeed. Thanks to the other players weakening it, the AA turret is a pile of rubble! You did it!

Pike heals Grog Strongjaw, and the Space station progresses about as you'd expect. The AG side is looking a lot thinner without the Starcraft Army bolstering your ranks...

PG:

The godmodder claps. Clap. Clap. Clap. Congratulations! You defeated his 3-charge entity! Good thing he has another 2/3 charge... should he complete it this turn? Hmmm... mmmmm...

YES! The godmodder summons the POLAR EXPRESS! A giant train comes roaring onto the HEXAGONAFIELD! And it has a VERY SPECIAL gimmick...

Polar express explanation:
The Polar express has two health bars, or "poles". One is negative, one is positive. When you hit one bar, the other takes the same amount. For example, if you deal 5,000 damage, the negative bar goes up 5,000 and the positive bar goes down by 5,000. If you heal it, then the reverse occurs. When you reduce one bar to 0, it goes on "cooldown" for 2 turns, before refilling to half of its original value. You need to reduce both bars to 0 in order to finally kill it. All resemblances to entities/entity ideas made by players, specifically players named hungry visitor, are purely coincidental.

N:

Fennie and the Sith army prepare to evacuate, should Winkins not post... Meanwhile, the Apex is out for a bit, having some work done.

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! A musical instrument-related method...
-Win the cooking contest to keep Starcalibur! Help the AG Foodie defeat the PG Foodie!

Minor tasks:

Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs. The Alchemiter can let you combine items.
Pike is healing friendly entities!
Stop the AA turret's missiles heading for your entities!
Kill the Polar Express. It's very complicated, and that makes you angry.

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

COOKING CONTEST:

[AG]Foodie: 554,000/850,000 HP, 94,000A, Special: Dinner's Ready(ready!) (45% dodge rate)(-19,000 HP per turn!)(-6,000 damage from all attacks!)

[PG]Foodie: 190,000/600,000 HP, 160,000A, Special: Dinner's Ready(ready!, tainted meat)(70% dodge rate)(-17,000 HP per turn!)(-2,000 damage from all attacks!)(Attack S/B/D ignorant!)(+15% accuracy)

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[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 4!)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: Mysterious Portal(266% open)(+33% open per turn)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer: 26% complete (cost: 10)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 60(building space station!)(Manager halving cost)
Winry: 8,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 70,000/70,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(+3,000 HP per turn)(targeted by 1 45,000 damage missile)
Simurgh: 33,000/45,000, 13,000 x 2A (40% dodge chance)(protected from 1 attack)

[AG - Ranger Strider]Grog Strongjaw: 17,000/25,000 HP, 10,000A(protected from 1 attack)
Pike: 10,000/10,000 HP, +10,000A(healer!)(protected from 1 attack)(targeted by 2 45,000 damage missiles)

[AG - Arsenical]Unsealed Lion: 8,000/8,000 HP, 10,000A(targeted by 1 45,000 damage missile)

[AG - Hungry visitor]Pillar-men: 30,000/30,000 HP, 8,000A(protected from 1 attack)

[N]Slots Machine: 50,000/50,000 HP

[N]Alchemiter: 100,000/100,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - Winkins]Sith army: 10,000/10,000 HP, 4,000A(x2 damage against Snakes)
Fennie: 9,000/9,000 HP, 5,000A(leading/bodyguarding Sith army!)(protected from 1 attack)

[N - EternalStruggle]The Apex: 65,000/65,000 HP, 25,000A (+1 repair drone/turn)(docked - can't attack)
Repair Drone: 100 x 4 HP(+500 x 4 repair per turn!)
Shipyard: 100,000/100,000 HP(upgrading Apex HP, done in 2!)

[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon: 72,000/80,000 HP

[P]Peacekeepers(1,356,650 total attack)(Unbribable)(protected from 24 attack):

Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP, 10,000A(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 250,000/250,000 HP(Power armor)
Riflemen V: 1,000 x 999 HP, 250x999A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners X: 3,500 x 999 HP, 900x999A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 1,250/1,250 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 1,000 x 999 HP(leading)
Commandos: 2,000 x 999 HP, 200 x 999A(+3 squad leader)
Engineers: 100 HP x 999(expanding Tower into Peacekeeper HQ, done in 3!)(adding Godmod plating to Tower, done in 1!)
Scientists: 100 HP x 999, re-researching Godmod weaponry(done in 2!)(researching machine gunners true power, done in 3!)
HQ: 20,000/20,000 HP x 2, researching double-speed progression(done in 6!)
Shield generators: 15,000 x 6 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 30,000/30,000 x 3 HP (producing Machine gunner x 999 for death-elite training camp, done in 2!)
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 100,000/100,000 HP (Training Riflemen x 999, done in 3!)
Special Weapons depot: 40,000/40,000 HP
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers v2(equipped), Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways, Godmod building plating(equipped), Godmod armor(equipped), Assistant SR builders

[PG]Polar Express: -100,000/0 HP, 100,000/100,000 HP, 10,000 x 2A (both HP bars take damage at the same time)(bar recharge)

[PG]Godmodder: 202/300 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Legendary Weapon Map)

Player info:

Captain.cat(has King of the Hill)
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
MooGoestheCow (Charge: 1/???)(Charge: 9/???)
[N-2]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 14/100)(5/??)(effect-curing power)(Resolute Heart Copy - mimics effects once)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity)(Temporal Guardian + Dragonforce in hammerspace!)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)
Hungry_Visitor(Ascendance)(New being - gets 1 attack shield)
The_Two_Eternities(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(protected from 4 attack)(1/5)
Arsenical(2 posts in debt!)(6/10)(Protection from Demons - protects from devil takeovers!)
[N+1]JoeBOB
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time(1/10)
[N]Mr Mirror Man(8/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)(Godmodder Repellent)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)
gilded king(8/10)
Pionoplayer(Sidequest Charge token: Complete a sidequest to make worth 5 charges)(2/5)
Darshelenas Sunbreaker
[N+1]Winkins(+1,000A Iron sword)(1 10,000 damage token)(1 +5,000A/20,000 damage Pain sword)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(has paradox void cards)
Nano Soldier 2016(behind cover)(has M16, Body Armour)
W32Coravint(3/5)
GamerXZ

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condenser(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 10
Redirifle
Miniature Doormaker Plushy
Charge Booster (damage: 2/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks
Medkit x 3
Weird Cake(+10,000 HP, free action!)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)

Any further questions on how the Polar Express works can be directed to me in the OOC thread or on Discord.

Moniker · Dec 24, 2017

hungry visitor said:
It is fine to give him a good reason to kill.

I will now only write things with © after them. Should someone named moniker copy this he must give me (me is defined as the player hungry visitor) 10 extra actions to buy the idea from me.

Next:

I summon Meta-destroyer© an entity that destroys the things that make an entity special. It can completely destroy the HP of any unit in 2 hits. One for the H and one for the P. But that is not that important, since things that have a destroyed H and have only a P left, will simply vanish and the [Score-score-score-score-bar] (it has a lot of replacement against damage from eventual guys that bought the Meta-idea) of the Meta-destroyer© grows, which pleases the Meta-destroyer©. The Meta-destroyer© also does not posses a mere HP-bar but a HP-HP-HP-HP-HP-bar© (but it does only posses 1 HP-HP-HP-HP-HP©). It also got another EP-EP-EP-EP-EP-bar© (this is a bar that keeps the Meta-destroyer© alive as long it is full and charges by the amount of damage any bar gets, that keeps the Meta-destroyer© on the field and is not the EP-EP-EP-EP-EP-bar©. The EP-EP-EP-EP-EP-bar© takes damage from enemies, when they purposefully hurt themselves to damage the EP-EP-EP-EP-EP-bar©) and a FU-CK-YO-U-bar©. This bar has the ability to ward off a single action against the Meta-destroyer©. I charge the FU-CK-YO-U-bar© with 1.

I might add another bar to it. Or create something even more complicated should one of my ideas be copied by someone, which gives me 10 actions to spend.

The Meta-Destroyer is so ridiculously OP, it rolls over the OP scale, and ends up back at an OP level of 2. Which isn't a lot. Meta-Destroyer summoned! Just not as something very powerful.

pionoplayer said:
Piono tries to stand up to deliver an undoubtedly scathing retort of an attack unto the Godmodder, but then he passes out again and falls down.

Actions 3, 4 and 5.
The improbabiltiy drive continues to click and whir, and then lights up with a ding, a glowing cold blue light active this time.
5/5 for Frozen Heart

And then a cold wind blows in from the "North"
For Frosty the Snowman
Lost his soul that burning day
Had to stay alive
He'd run out of time
So he sold his soul away

Now Frosty the Snowman
Is a tool of death and doom
Runs around the town
Running people down
Hope somebody stops him soon

There must have been some evil in
That contract that he signed
For once he wrote down on the dot
His intent became malign

So Frosty the Snowman
Is a murderous snow freak
Found a butcher knife
Took the poor chef's life
And took a while to hear him shriek

He ran on down the streets of town
Until he faced the cops
Then he stabbed them all all over
When he heard them holler "stop"

Oh Frosty the Snowman
Is on a killer stabbing spree
With his sharpened blade
Through the blood he wades
Oh next could be you or me

Stabbity stab stab
Stabbity stab stab
Look at all this blood
Stabbity stab stab
Stabbity stab face down
in the frozen mud!

Frosty flips his knife a few times, then nods in JOEbobobob's direction, that's who he'll be taking orders from.
New entity: Frosty the Stabman. Frosty the Stabman is a mostly standard entity, but he inflicts "Chilled" on enemies, which reduces their attack power for the duration of the debuff. It doesn't permanently decrease attack, it's just a status effect.

Remember to enter the raffle for the next charge in the OOC thread.

Frosty the Stabman summoned!

hungry visitor said:
First order for the Meta-destroyer©: ~~Destroy the 0 of the 70% dodge chance of the PG Foodie, which itself does not posses a dodge chance. Too bad you made a dodge chance without dodge chance.~~
Edit: just attack some enemy's HP by taking the H.

Pillar men: Awaken the other pillar men!

The pillar men are now awakening more of themselves!

EternalStruggle said:
Because that has a chance of nuking the man's work entirely and delaying him by a turn, which is just plain unacceptable to him. This way, the AGs bear the brunt of the effects. Which is bad, yes, but not so bad that they can't deal with it for one turn. Plus, the man, by which I mean me, just really wanted the Shipyard to be finished. He wants those upgrades and he wants them badly. The ship must become yet stronger. It must become the strongest Entity! Well, the strongest non-Boss individual Entity. It's not exactly going to end up outgunning the Peacekeepers as a whole, after all.

Now, with that done he... doesn't have much to do. His pet project is finished. He has a few other potential projects, but he doesn't quite want to start them now. And he doesn't particularly want to engage the Polar Express in mortal combat. What he will say is that since most Entities attack instead of heal and the time limit is the second bar, it would make sense to try and heal the thing first and then focus it down using Entities during its restoration period.

Either way, as said right now that's not his problem. He needs to figure out what to do until the superboss gets summoned.

He shrugs and decides to help out in the food battle... thing.

FOCUS - SUPER-SPEEDLESS

The man vaguely waves his hands at one of the monitors on his bridge in the Apex (that he's naturally standing in) and casts Slow. This spell works pretty much as you'd expect, slowing down time in a similar fashion as how things going at relativistic speeds experience time slower, just without the bit where they're going super fast. In fact, since the PG Foodie is moving ridiculously fast, clearly it' also suffering these effects naturally, and so goes at a more normal speed due to having gone faster on top of the Slow spell, which just works separately on magic. That's definitely how that works. Yep.

Anyway, this entire affair is aimed at reducing the thing's Dodge chance.

Foodie's dodge chance significantly reduced!

The_Two_Eternities said:
"Second Scarlet Prince, attack Eevee shadow bacon! Simurgh, attack Eevee shadow bacon!"

1 Action: I place a forcefield around the Second Scarlet Prince.

2 Actions: A glowing green ball appears in front of the Simurgh.

Simurgh Regeneration 2/8

(OOC: Action Checklist:

[✓] Shield/buff the AG Foodie (U) (Done by Page of Time)
[✓] Attack/debuff the PG Foodie (U) (Done by EternalStruggle and Paradoxdragonpaci)
[✓] Stop the missile heading for the Second Scarlet Prince (Done by me)
[ ] Fully heal the Simurgh
[ ] Fully heal Grog Strongjaw
[✓] Stop the two missiles heading for Pike (Done by Ranger_Strider)
[✓] Stop the missile heading for the Unsealed Lion (Done by Arsenical)
[ ] Attempt to convince the Unsealed Lion to remain AG
[ ] Kill Eevee shadow bacon (Will be partially done by the Second Scarlet Prince and the Simurgh)
[ ] Defeat the Polar Express (Maybe done by Ranger_Strider)
[✓] Attempt to damage the Godmodder (U) (Done by Daskter)

If something is labeled (U), then you can still contribute to it without wasting actions whether or not it has a check mark next to it.)

Your entities are prepared to beat up Eevee Shadow Bacon! But, they haven't done anything to you...

+1 shield to the Scarlet Prince!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I finish my contraption, the junk launcher from fallout, filled with screws powered by spiral energy.
Thanks to the YoreHammer I was given, all the screws bypass any defense and the spiral energy distorts space so it's impossible to dodge. And it's aimed....

At the GM's forces. Buh-bye.

Using Yorehammer to power your attack, you auto-focus and the screws all slam right into the Polar Express! Your attack deals 30,000 damage to both bars! The godmodder is unharmed, since it was aimed at his forces, which by some interpretations, doesn't include him.

Your NEUTRALADDER alignment has risen to N-1! Raise it again to be pulled off the battlefield!

Ranger_Strider_ said:
1. I set up and fire my anti-air guns at the missiles currently targeting Pike, hopefully bringing them down.
2. I slam the two poles of the polar express together, hopefully combining them so they balance out to 0.
3. I slap another shield on pike, just incase my anti-air turrets fail.
Oy Two_Eternities! I'll admit that attacking a neutral does sound very fun and profitable, but we currently have bigger fish to fry. The Eevee should be let live.

Your AA guns manage to shoot down one of the missiles heading for Pike! You also put up another attack shield near her!

Trying to combine both of the poles... you get them really close together... they touch! But then, they're flung apart, and you're flung away! You manage to reduce the absolute value of both by 2,000.

JOEbobobob said:
in some DnD versions, Raise dead heals mortal wounds, but does not replace lost organs or appendages. It requires a body.
Resurrection is the same as raise dead, but regenerates lost body parts. You could conceivably revive someone from a severed head or a finger, but you still require something which could be described as their "body".
True resurrection is the same as resurrection, but you don't even need a body.
this is a quote from a thread on ways to resurrect people.
yes, it requires a tiny piece of the body, but there are... 7000000000000000000000000000 atoms in a humans body. after enough time, a person's body's atoms would scatter out arbitrarily far. the size of a piece needed is unspecified. I have multiple true resurrections to cast.
Therefor, true resurrection works fine.
Also, in 3.5E, This spell functions like raise dead, except that you can resurrect a creature that has been dead for as long as 10 years per caster level. This spell can even bring back creatures whose bodies have been destroyed, provided that you unambiguously identify the deceased in some fashion (reciting the deceased's time and place of birth or death is the most common method).
but I have other options. using the last true resurrection spell before I'll need to actually spend effort for it, I identify fred thus:
A being who identified himself as fred when talking to me, and on one day while working in hell, had A bad day at work, another day in hell's mine... his tool broke three times, a grand record, and his demonic supervisor... wasn't happy. And his exact amount of money that day... $253,521. he also planned to betray me but didn't in the end, who previously said the exact words
"Fred: Wait, you don't where we are?

Fred: You know we're in hell, right? I've figured out by now you were an outsider, but I thought you'd pick it up on your own.

Fred: This is the place gamblers like us are condemned to. Every day, we mine, and receive a daily pay of $100. When we've saved up $1,000,000, we can come here, and gamble years of work away in the hopes of being able to escape.

Fred: A lot of people thought there might be plants, but... well, I know now!

Fred: The announcer almost certainly isn't Lucifer. I'd assume one of the upper-level management demons is overseeing the game.", at a point that was less then 20 minutes ago from my incharacter perspective and around 6 days ago from my real-world perspective, and less then 8 days ago, and more then 5 days ago.

That should be sufficiently specific to include only one person... lets see... 20 minutes leaves a maximum of 20 or so times where other people even theoretically could say the same thing, there are over 80 words in that series. there are thousands of words in english, but lets assume that only the top 500 are relevant (IE: where used and are used by others), aside from the word Lucifer.
that means each word aside from Lucifer gives ~9 bits of information (Slightly less but only by a faction of a bit). that means we have 720 - 3.25 (number of chances other people had) =716.75 bits of information from that quote.
The names freddie and freddrick, both of which could be shortened to fred, are the 1,089th and 1054th most popular names according to a source. being generous for what that means, we can pretend that around 1/1000 people have one of those names. thats about 10 more bits of information. I also specified that he spoke to me, which limits it to around like, 20 people? 50 at most. that means that I have more or less 726.75 bits of selection, in a search space that should, on average, take 6 bits of selection to narrow it down to one person. just his name and the knowledge that he had spoken to me at some point was enough. also even if you count back-story my character has never spoken to anyone else by the name of fred.
In summary, true resurrection on fred and it works.
OH, also, fred gets 100$ a day, and participated 3 times supposedly based on what he said when we met, so he's been dead for 30,000 days. that is 82.191 years, so the spell works on that front as well.
Lastly the amount of selection pressure I have is immenser then it looks. in a group of

593675800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

people, one would expect to find an average of one other person who fits the criteria IF you ignore that I said fred spoke to me... so yeah.

I Keep me promise! hoorays! wait, did I even promise?
checks.
huh, I didn't. well, I did what I offered! close enough.
that was a purely logical argument about why my previous plan would work, so it takes no actions... hopefully. otherwise the next action becomes slightly weaker.
x3 (or maybe x2...?): with return to the world comes return to power.
I turn to fred, and cast a series of free-form non-DnD spells from my homeworld, giving him more health and the ability to act better. also, I can't control fred directly like a normal entity- I can ask him to do stuff and he'll probably do it but if I don't ask him to do anything he acts on his own, and I don't plan to order him much.

Frosty the snowman bodyguards the newly revived fred, who even if he dies now I can still revive because I still have that perfectly specific way to identify him, but death would be annoying.
Seven does a magic trick, he 8 9. this makes 6 so scared of 7 that 6 decides to join 7 as a servant, so in summary 7 summoned 6 as an ally for me group.
Somno stands, quiet, near the others.
fred does... whatever he wants. maybe he adjusts to having a real body and not being in hell again? and maybe he adjusts very quickly and does something else. who knows?

Your True Resurrection spell may have worked... however! The very first caveat is your problem! You need one atom of Fred to revive him - however, it needs to be an atom of Fred's REAL ORIGINAL body, not an incorporeal atom from an incorporeal Fred! And the real world and Hell are separated on a dimensional level! Even if Fred's 80-year-old atoms scattered an arbitrarily large distance, they'd never make it to Hell! True Resurrection is impossible!

Your entities will do as you say. Except Frosty. He'll just sit around.

Arsenical said:
What happened? Did Arsenical and the Explosion Elemental both spend a turn spacing out? Strange.

ACTION NUMBER ONE: EXPLOSION ELEMENTAL ALCHEMITER FUN

Oh boy, the explosion elemental must have been daydreaming of the wishful whammy too much. Would a nuclear explosion occur if he used it on himself?

No, no, no. He could go bigger. Not right now, though. He wasn't even technically summoned yet.

Ah well. Let's combine some more stuff in the Alchemiter! Including the WEIRD CAKE and a CHARGE STONE!

He's... Kind of scared of what this is gonna be, honestly.

Action Number Two: Ticking Time Bomb

Whatever this thing is, mere contact with the weird cake has caused the Explosion Elemental to gain a charge.

This thing is like some sort of snake oil.

(7/10)

Action Number Three: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Arsenical runs quickly over to the UNSEALED LION, currently being targeted by a missile that will almost certainly kill the beast if it hits.

He was too late, though. This mistle flew directly towards the UNSEALED LION, about to hit it like the mistle was a truck and the Lion was an Isekai protagonist.

The beast was finished... Hang on a moment. Did you misspell 'Missile' as 'Mistle'? Twice?

"Nope. Turns out this missile was a MISTLETOE MISSILE!"

The MISTLETOE MISSILE hits the Lion, and promptly... explodes into a number of mistletoe bundles. These gently float up in the air and suspend themselves around the battlefield, waiting for people to walk underneath them.

This also meant very little damage was done to the UNSEALED LION!

The Weird Cake was actually supposed to be removed as it was already used, but, okay!

Weird Cake + Charge stone: Memestone: Use it to give yourself an extra player action and summon a random meme! Non-repeatable, non-combinable.

The Lion is surrounded by mistletoe! The missile was a true blessing, as he manages to use the mistletoe to convince his girlfriend to finally kiss him! Amazing!

Daskter said:
I'll use EVacCorp to retreat my units...

I stab The Godmodder with The Stick.

While trapping the Godmodder in The Box.

Evacucorp thanks you. You have been given one CLAIM TICKET. Use it to retrieve your units at Update 80 by the earliest, when the HEXAGONAFIELD situation will have changed, and Update 82 at the latest.

The Stick just breaks. The godmodder was ready for The Stick.

Wait... The Box!? No! Anything but the Box! No!

The godmodder begs and pleads. He offers to trade one of his hit points not to be stuck in The Box. You accept. 1 damage to the godmodder!

Paradoxdragonpaci said:
I do Paradox Void Cards && Medkit

I then summon some Entangling Vines around the PG Foodie to hopefully slow it down

I then charge up to attempt to create a Save Point 1/10

Paradox Void Cards + Medkit: Paradox Medkit: It looks like it could be used to heal a player, or entity... but you're not sure what will happen if you try it...

PG Foodie dodge rate reduced!

You've begun to charge up for a Save Point! Hmmm...

Page of Time said:
Maddison charges up something!
It grows a bit. 1/5.

Maddison then turns to the AG Foodie FOCUSES!
She supplies him/her/it/tem with a fridge full of rice and pasta platters!

The AG Foodie is very grateful for the supplies! These will contribute to their attack power!

Alastair Dragovich said:
The young man just blinked. What. He- It- They-

WHAT.

Unfortunately, before he could wrap his mind around the PLOT TWIST, he was promptly hit by the train.

CHOO CHOOOOOOOOOOO!

He grunted in pain as the train slammed into him, feeling all of his bones break and his flesh tear-

Wait. What? What do you mean that didn't happen?

The young man ends up somehow sliding off the POLAR EXPRESS's front and slams into the ground several times over. OW. Except... he's not hurt?

Oh, there's a cut! That's... already healing. Huh.

The young man stares. Then stares at the chaos ensuing.

This.... this all seems rather silly. Except for the Godmodder, who's... not being attacked?

He tries to think of why. He really racks his brain over it. Then, something appears before him:

He blinks hard. That gave him a bit of a headache. Still, he had a bit more information. And another way to get some more, so he reaches, hoping to reach the inventory...

And pulls out the 'On Players and the Nature of Creativity' book! He skims it for a bit, just long enough to learn what he needed to know without using up an action, even when putting it back.

Now things made a lot more sense. Clearly most of these people were invested in the creatures they were creating, and hoping to use those to hurt the Godmodder and do more damage outside of their own movements. A direct attack would never work without sufficient creativity and intellect, which he didn't think he possessed yet.

He racked his brain. No direct atttacks, but then there was that weak point. Something about music...

And then inspiration struck. He wasn't sure it would work, and it would take at least 3 turns to set up, but if he did this right...

He nodded. Time for step 1!

First things first, he pulled out his laptop and began pounding away at it. As far as he knew, players, when they weren't using them for charges, had three "actions" to work with. He used his first one completely for designing this thing so mono-purposefully and so anchored to its spot that it couldn't be 'stolen' or 'converted' by the godmodder or his forces. It just simply wouldn't turn on/be usable by any of them.

Not that it had much general use, nor would the godmodder probably even want to use it. But it was better safe than sorry.

Next was actually making the thing. He decided to put it somewhere 'behind' the Foodie Fight. Since no one could interfere with it outside of players, most of the incidental action would be elsewhere and thus it wouldn't be accidentally destroyed.

And so he got to work. Producing a steady stream of metals and Generi-tools(tm), he pounded out and shaped the machine bit by bit, making sure the construction went exactly as planned. This would result in the creation of the machine's super durable, wonderfully running chassis, and would be his second action.

The final action would be to install the component that would give this otherwise silly monument to modern art a purpose. He concentrated his power, his third action, until it formed a stone. A Jewel of Ultimate Destruction. Unfocused, it was weak, but when its purpose and target was firmly tuned, it would destroy that thing with wonderful ease. He inserted such a Jewel into the machine, to act as both its source of power and the source of its Power.

It's purpose... was to destroy anything Smooth. Like Smooth skipping stones. Or well polished metal. Even the concept of Smooth wasn't safe. Anyone caught making Smooth dance moves too close to this thing would be destroyed ruthlessly by the machine, which concentrated and amplified the Jewel's destructive potential. Anything touching the machine and so much as uttering a smooth one-liner would probably be like detonating a nuclear bomb.

The young man wiped his brow. That was step 1 complete: Creating the Anti-Smooth Annihilator.

At which point he promptly realized that it was completely defenseless. So the young man stood up and reached into his pocket.

"Could someone protect my device? For my plan to work..." He asked as he stepped a safe distance away from it.

His hand came back up to reveal a pair of sunglasses. He slid them on.

"I need to get the band back together."

OPERATION: SMOOTH is To Be Continued!

SMOOTH device created! Since it's so far away from the action, for all intents and purposes, it's in your Player Inventory! Careful... smooth stuff happens pretty regularly!

Captain.Cat said:
Slowly I regain consciousness and once again I am greeted with the sight of the strange sky of the HEXAGONAFIELD. 'Aghhhhh... My head, What happened?' Slowly sitting up I look over the field and notice that quite a few things have changed since I was last conscious. 'Right what happened again...' I scratch my mustache and think for a few moments before my memory returns to me. 'Oh right I was getting crushed and then I was turn into a lightening rod. I should not do that again.'

Looking down I see that I'm sitting on some train tracks. 'Huh, Weird, why are there train tracks he-' My thoughts are interrupted with my answer. With a loud whistle the Polar express is barreling down the tracks towards me!

"Shit!" I quickly roll off the train tracks as the Polar Express zips on by just missing me.

Slowly standing up and brushing myself off of any dust I look over at the peacekeepers base. 'Well I guess I'll go over to them and see what they are up to.' Looking down I see that my Spear of Lightening is on the ground besides me, I kneel down and pick it up and then I start walking over to the Peacekeepers.

Focus action - "Preventive measures"

As I arrive I look in on the scientists and I see that they are working on remaking Godmodder weaponry and and unlocking the true power of the machine gunners. 'Hmm, interesting. I'll just make a wish for the Godmodder weaponry and gear to not be corruptive or not to cause them to be mind controlled, I wish for the Godmodder weapons, armor and other Godmodder gear to not be able to corrupt or control the minds, bodies and or souls of the Peacekeepers.' Suddenly a green glow forms around all the Godmodder gear, armor and all other items that has the prefix of Godmodder that are in the procession of the Peacekeepers. The green glow last for about a minute before seemly fading into to the items leaving glowing green wards engraved on their surfaces.

One of the Scientists walks over to me and looks over at me asking, "What do you do?" His not so much worried as much as curious as to what I did. Looking back I reply "I used my powers to try and make use the Godmodder equipment does not try and take over your minds again." "You do know that we researched how to make the Godmodder equipment safe right?"

I blink at that and look back into my memories for that before then remembering when that had happened. I look a little sheepish and say. "Yeah... I forgot, I blame it on being knocked out." I rub the back of my neck and look over at the Tower as it's being converted into the Peacekeeper HQ. "Anyway It never hurts to try and be sure." "So did it work?" The Scientist asks with a raised eyebrow. "I don't really know to be honest, I guess with the wards on them that it will provide some measure of protection, but I don't think we will really know until the Godmodder tries to control you guys again or one of the others tries for whatever reason." I say with a shrug.

"If you would excuse me, I'm going to check out the Bar and see if there is anything I can drink." With that I start heading over to the Peacekeeper Bar to see what they have to drink. 'I sure hope that the drinks are not made of plastic.'

OOC: Well I'm back sorry it took me so long, I was having to worry about family and birthdays/holidays. Anyway I guess thought it would be a good idea to try and make sure the Peacekeepers don't get mind controlled because that would be basically be rocks falls everybody dies if that happened.

Welcome back! We missed you!

Since the godmod-armor was already takeover-proof, you've added an additional layer of protection - Peacekeeper forces equipped with the Godmod armor/weaponry will have additional resistance to mind control!

OOC: Also, remember, you're still holding onto King of the Hill, which can be used to give an entity double actions in exchange for them taking double damage from entities.

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In the Cooking Contest, the AG Foodie activates DINNER'S READY! The special attack is like a normal attack... done THREE TIMES! The PG Foodie tries to dodge some of the hits, but... the vines... the Slow Spell... he can't get out of the way in time! The AG Foodie lands their attacks! The PG Foodie is SLAIN!

Melting into a mound of goop, the PG Foodie returns to its - unfortunately somewhat contaminated and no longer perfect ingredients. The AG Foodie gives you a salute. It is time to go. Maybe you'll see the AG Foodie again someday, but it needs time to go elsewhere, and hone its cooking skills. Until then, may you eat well!

The AG Foodie heads off into the distance. And it's official...

TEAM [AG] WON THE COOKING CONTEST!

The godmodder grimaces. It cost him some HP to extend the cooking contest by surprise, too. He loses 2 HP! He thought for sure his objectively perfect (sorta) cooking would win! So, he guesses he'll stop trying to steal Starcalibur, as promised. He'll stop stealing Starcalibur...

...

...For one turn. No time limit was specified. So you have next turn off! Congratulations!

(Speaking of Starcalibur, does The_Two_Eternities still have it? They'd better hand it off.)

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AG:

Simurgh and The Second Scarlet Prince attack Eevee Shadow Bacon, dealing 46,000 damage together! Another turn under that onslaught, and Eevee will be converted for sure! But, it looks like Eevee might repent on their own... maybe they should stop?

The pillar men find another one of themselves and add them to their ranks! This gives them a 1,000 attack boost! Pike heals Grog Strongjaw, topping him off! The Space station continues its slow progress, and the portal onboard opens all the way! Out comes... THE ARCHITECT, a man who can upgrade buildings they're assigned to! Now, they just need to be assigned to something.

Grog and the Unsealed Lion attack the Polar Express! They deal 20,000 damage to both HP bars! The Meta Destroyer tries to attack, but its so weak, it's damage isn't even worth calculating!

PG:

The AA turret's last missiles hit Pike and the Second Scarlet Prince! But good news: They had their attack shields to protect them!

The Polar Express hits the Pillar Men twice, dealing 20,000 damage to them!

The godmodder grins...

Heh... 199 HP left. That's... less than two-thirds! You've dealt over one-third of his health bar in damage! A frankly incredible achievement.

...You know what, maybe the [N] forces would like to go before he does. He'll let them do that.

N:

The Apex is being upgraded... Frosty the Stabman doesn't have orders!

The Sith and Fennie enter Hyperspace, as Winkins is taking a vacation to get away from the winter cold! Not that it's particularly cold for most of the players. The HEXAGONAFIELD is very temperature-controlled and defaults to a cool 68 degrees, always.

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Suddenly, you hear a soft, yet firm, voice begin to tell a story. Everyone can hear it, regardless of where they are on the field.

Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, there was a young man. Though his name was lost to history, his deeds were not. One day, this man returned home after a long day of work. He hated his job, and resented his coworkers.

A small rift opens, a good ways above the HEXAGONAFIELD.

Sitting in his old chair in his old house, and drinking cheap wine, he stared at the ceiling, pondering his fate. Is this life? Is this all there is? In a moment of self-reflection, he looked in an old, dusty mirror sitting nearby. But when he looked at the mirror, it was not dusty. And he did not see himself gazing back at him.

Through the rift, an object begins to enter. You can see a little more of it coming into view every second.

He saw something else. It was him, but not him. A demon perhaps, or... something worse. It called his name, and he got up, his woes forgotten, and approached. The being in the mirror whispered lies into his ear, and convinced him to put his bare hand on the mirror's surface. As soon as he did so, he was pulled inside!

The object is about halfway through the rift. Now that you can see more of it, you can very clearly make it out: A mirror. A very fancy mirror, as well.

Nobody saw the man for days. And when he emerged, he was a man no longer. A being that was a mirror, a twisted reflection, of a man. In his two hands, he held a sword made of glass - yet also unbreakable. And so he set out. Nobody heard him speak one word. But then, not many who met him survived. He journeyed across the land, never stopping, never resting, cutting down anyone he saw.

The mirror is all the way out of the rift now. Its drifting closer to the field...

When the king heard of a powerful, dangerous, and merciless swordsman, he summoned his very strongest warrior, a skilled and noble man who carried a blade that gleamed like the sun. The king dispatched him to defeat the swordsman. However, before he could leave the castle, he was stopped by the court mystic, who told him that he would surely lose if he engaged the swordsman in direct combat. The mystic instructed him to journey to the village the swordsman came from, and find the mirror he emerged from, a mirror wrought in gold and jewels. However, the mystic also warned him that he must not touch the mirror, or he would surely be drawn in as well.

The mirror hovers a short ways above the ground. Eerily, you can't see your reflection inside of it.

The swordsman followed the mystic's advice, returning to the swordsman's origin village. Everyone in the village had been slain, but amongst the empty houses, he found a mirror matching the description. Wearing gloves, he was able to pick up the mirror and take it with him safely. Mirror in tow, he headed directly towards the swordsman's location. The swordsman found him first, and so, on a plain, the moon high above, their battle began.

The godmodder approaches the mirror. Wait, what's he carrying?

At first, the noble swordsman engaged the dark warrior in fair combat. Their battle was short and frenzied, and the noble swordsman quickly found himself on the losing end. As the dark swordsman fell back and prepared to deal the final blow, the noble swordsman grabbed the mirror from his pack and held it out - and the swordsman ran his sword right through it. But rather than breaking, the glass sword merged with the mirror, pulling the dark swordsman in with it.

The godmodder has a hammer! He stops in front of the mirror, and pulls back...

The dark swordsman struggled as he was pulled inside the mirror, and the noble swordsman could not contain their grip. They slipped, and the mirror fell, catching their foot. The noble swordsman tried to jump away, but could not, and he was dragged in as well. The king's men later spent time searching for the dark and noble swordsman, but neither they nor the mirror were found again.

SMASH!

Out of the mirror, two entities come flying out! One lands on the Pro-Godmodder side of the field! The other lands on the Anti-Godmodder side!

GRAND BOSS BATTLE BEGIN!

On the pro-godmodder side, the Sealed Darkshard stands up. They are in the shape of a man, yet... all their skin is straight and reflective, like their entire body is made of black glass. They wield a glass sword, and on their right hand, you can see the crossed-sword icon that marks them as a Sealed foe - however, instead of two swords, they have three. Two in an x-shape, and one in the middle. Saying nothing, they charge towards your forces!

On the anti-godmodder side, the Sealed Lightshard stands up - they look exactly the same as the Sealed Darkshard, with one major difference. While the Darkshard's mirror-skin is entirely black, the Lightshard's skin is entirely white. Despite that, you can still make out your own reflection in either one's skin. The Sealed Lightshard draws his own glass sword, and you see on his wrist the crossed-sword icon as well! He charges towards the Sealed Darkshard, intending to fight him!

They meet in the middle, and... the Sealed Darkshard activates their special! GLASS STORM: Deals 10,000 damage to every AG and N entity! But then, at the same time, the Sealed Lightshard activates THEIR special: GLASS WALL: Provides one attack shield to every AG and N entity! Their abilities cancel each other out!

Meanwhile, the now-broken mirror begins to float higher, high above the HEXAGONAFIELD...

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You can sense... that if you kill this boss, you will be the first. Cera said that nobody had made it past the Unsealed phase of this boss. Presumably for good reason. And, what's more... you can feel the veil on your mind, your memories, shifting... you think... that if you defeat this boss, you'll regain your memories. The answer to the HEXAGONAFIELD. You can find out why you're here.

This boss introduces a new mechanic: Modes! Every few turns, this boss will change their attack pattern, in a loop! Sort of like a special that semi-permanently changes their abilities. A new mode means they'll lose power in one area, but gain in another area. This boss switches modes after a set amount of time, but maybe a boss in the future will switch modes manually?

You can sense that you don't know quite all of this boss's tricks yet. You guess there's only one way to find out what that last trait is...

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! A musical instrument-related method...
-Defeat the Sealed Darkshard! Your memories are locked behind this boss!
-Protect the Sealed Lightshard! They're the best check against the Darkshard's incredible power!

Minor tasks:

Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs. The Alchemiter can let you combine items.
Pike is healing friendly entities!
Kill the Polar Express. It's very complicated, and that makes you angry.

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 3!)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: Mysterious Portal(300% open)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer: 32% complete (cost: 10)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 60(building space station!)(Manager halving cost)
Winry: 8,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability), Architect(upgrades rooms)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 70,000/70,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(+3,000 HP per turn)
Simurgh: 33,000/45,000, 13,000 x 2A (40% dodge chance)(protected from 1 attack)

[AG - Ranger Strider]Grog Strongjaw: 25,000/25,000 HP, 10,000A(protected from 1 attack)
Pike: 10,000/10,000 HP, +10,000A(healer!)(protected from 1 attack)

[AG - Arsenical]Unsealed Lion: 8,000/8,000 HP, 10,000A

[AG - Hungry visitor]Pillar-men: 20,000/30,000 HP, 9,000A(awakening more pillarmen)
Meta-Destroyer: 100/100 HP, 2A

[AG]Sealed Lightshard: 200,000/200,000 HP, 25,000 x 2A, Specials: Glasswall(ready in 1!)(Boss)

[N]Slots Machine: 50,000/50,000 HP

[N]Alchemiter: 100,000/100,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - EternalStruggle]The Apex: 65,000/65,000 HP, 25,000A (+1 repair drone/turn)(docked - can't attack)
Repair Drone: 100 x 4 HP(+500 x 4 repair per turn!)
Shipyard: 100,000/100,000 HP(upgrading Apex HP, done in 1!)

[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon: 26,000/80,000 HP

[N - JoeBOB]Somno: 35,000/35,000 HP (Lanternlight echo: 2 turn cooldown)(Seen through their eyes: 2 turn cooldown)(Cut through the lies: 1 turn cooldown)
Lucky Number Seven: 15,000/15,000 HP (luck powers)
Frosty the Stabman: 16,000/16,000 HP, 6,000A (inflicts chilled!)

[P]Peacekeepers(1,356,650 total attack)(Unbribable)(protected from 30 attack):

Tower: 300,000/300,000 HP, 10,000A(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 250,000/250,000 HP(Power armor)
Riflemen V: 1,000 x 999 HP, 250x999A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners X: 3,500 x 999 HP, 900x999A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 1,250/1,250 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 1,000 x 999 HP(leading)
Commandos: 2,000 x 999 HP, 200 x 999A(+3 squad leader)
Engineers: 100 HP x 999(expanding Tower into Peacekeeper HQ, done in 2!)(adding turrets to tower, done in 3!)
Scientists: 100 HP x 999, re-researching Godmod weaponry(done in 1!)(researching machine gunners true power, done in 2!)
HQ: 20,000/20,000 HP x 2, researching double-speed progression(done in 5!)
Shield generators: 15,000 x 6 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 30,000/30,000 x 3 HP (producing Machine gunner x 999 for death-elite training camp, done in 1!)
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 100,000/100,000 HP (Training Riflemen x 999, done in 2!)
Special Weapons depot: 40,000/40,000 HP
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers v2(equipped), Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways, Godmod building plating(equipped), Anti-control Godmod armor(equipped), Assistant SR builders

[PG]Polar Express: -148,000/0 HP, 48,000/100,000 HP, 10,000 x 2A (both HP bars take damage at the same time)(bar recharge)

[PG]Sealed Darkshard: 400,000/400,000 HP, 30,000 x 4A, Modes: FA(switching in 2!), P(switching in 4!), Specials: Glass storm(ready in 1!)(Boss)(??? effect)

[PG]Godmodder: 199/300 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Legendary Weapon Map)

[N]Mirror: Completely broken

Player info:

Captain.cat(has King of the Hill)
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
MooGoestheCow (Charge: 1/???)(Charge: 9/???)
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 14/100)(5/??)(effect-curing power)(Resolute Heart Copy - mimics effects once)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity)(Temporal Guardian + Dragonforce in hammerspace!)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)
Hungry_Visitor(Ascendance)(New being - gets 1 attack shield)
The_Two_Eternities(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(protected from 4 attack)(1/5)
Arsenical(2 posts in debt!)(7/10)(Protection from Demons - protects from devil takeovers!)
[N+1]JoeBOB
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter(has Claim ticket, redeemable Update 80, expires Update 82)
Page of Time(1/10)
[N]Mr Mirror Man(8/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)(Godmodder Repellent)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)
gilded king(8/10)
Pionoplayer(Sidequest Charge token: Complete a sidequest to make worth 5 charges)
Darshelenas Sunbreaker
[N+1]Winkins(+1,000A Iron sword)(1 10,000 damage token)(1 +5,000A/20,000 damage Pain sword)(Sith army and Fennie in hyperspace!)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(has paradox void cards)(Save point: 1/10)
Nano Soldier 2016(behind cover)(has M16, Body Armour)
W32Coravint(3/5)
Alastair Dragovich(has SMOOTH destroyer device)
GamerXZ

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condenser(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 10
Redirifle
Miniature Doormaker Plushy
Charge Booster (damage: 2/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks
Medkit x 3
Paradox Medkit
Memestone(summons random meme)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)

Moniker · Dec 27, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
Charging 15/???

Also i assign the Architect to the Super Laser

The Architect has begun work on the Super Laser!

Daskter said:
(FOCUSED 2x) Hm I start reforging the Broken Mirror back Whole...
Looking at the Legend of this story this mirror needs to be whole again so we can defeat this Super-Boss.
I'm going to give it a try, but somebody can take over if they want.

I'm going to start a charge for a Land Battleship.
(ooc: I will make so this should be done around when the SC2 come back if they come back, since their might be a couple of post where I don't put all 3 charges in)

1/25 (Yay Look at this charge start)

You make the glass around the rim grow inward a little!

...Looking at the mirror, you can see the glass very slowly regrowing. If the fight goes on long enough, it'll probably finish on its own.

JOEbobobob said:
action x1 and also stuff

STEVE-Today at 4:13 PM
um moniker
you only need the physical body if you aren't giving a perfectly specific description
in the 3.5E one anyway.
Moniker-Today at 4:17 PM
Does the caster need a physical body?
STEVE-Today at 4:17 PM
only if I can't give a perfectly specific description.
Moniker-Today at 4:17 PM
I mean, does the person casting the spell need to have a body?
STEVE-Today at 4:18 PM
I don't think you need a body if you somehow have the power to cast the spell without a body
I don't know of any dnd ways where one would have no physical body and have that power, but we've already established that I'm using Wish spells from Gate'd beings.
Moniker-Today at 4:19 PM
Hmmm... well, you might be able to ressurect Fred, then.
But if you did that... he wouldn't end up with you in the HEXAGONAFIELD. And any future appearances where he would owe you a favor might not happen.
So... are you sure?
STEVE-Today at 4:21 PM
well, actually:
(one moment, making sure this applys in both 5E and 3.5E)
ok, it only seems to apply in 5E but whatever I'm using some weird mishmash anyway:
"You touch a creature that has been dead for no longer than 200 years and that died for any reason except old age. If the creature's soul is free and willing, the creature is restored to life with all its hit points. This spell closes all wounds, neutralizes any poison, cures all Diseases, and lifts any curses affecting the creature when it died. The spell replaces damaged or missing organs or limbs. The spell can even provide a new body if the original no longer exists, in which case you must speak the creature's name. The creature then appears in an unoccupied space you choose within 10 feet of you."(edited)
I would still choose to resurrect fred regardless, because I already used my action that round on it and I don't really Lose anything for doing so.
Moniker-Today at 4:58 PM
Sorry to disappear on you JOEbob
I was called away by family
Moniker-Today at 5:00 PM
Maybe, before you try to ressurect Fred... you should wait until the Darkshard boss is dead.
After that, you might have some more perspective.
STEVE-Today at 5:07 PM
Eh, I'm going to revive him now and decide whether to have him be on the battlefield later, via a casting of Demiplane so he'll have safety for the time being.
(Demiplane You create a shadowy door on a flat solid surface that you can see within range. The door is large enough to allow Medium creatures to pass through unhindered. When opened, the door leads to a demiplane that appears to be an empty room 30 feet in each dimension, made of wood or stone. When the spell ends, the door disappears, and any creatures or Objects inside the demiplane remain trapped there, as the door also disappears from the other side. Each time you cast this spell, you can create a new demiplane, or have the shadowy door connect to a demiplane you created with a previous casting of this spell. Additionally, if you know the nature and contents of a demiplane created by a casting of this spell by another creature, you can have the shadowy door connect to its demiplane instead.)

'Tis be a discord conversation about the events with fred. I use one action this round to send him to a demiplane, as he has clearly already been revived if you read my post with the knowledge above is taken into account. Fred is not on the battlefield right now, but he can talk to me, he is alive, he is safe, and he has some stuff he can play around with if he wants to. if he feels Really indebted, he can make plans for a mech or something,
Entity orders: Lucky number 7 reduces the chances of my entitys being targetted by enemy attacks. Frosty attacks the darkshard. if chilled is a percent reduction, its most effective on darkshard as it has the most total attack of a PG entity. if it is flat, still most effective on darkshard; it has more total attacks. if it is a flat amount divided by attack count, then it is equally useful on any enemy. I'm currently N+1, so AG entitys are unlikely to threaten me,
Somno, cut through the lies on "Their abilities cancel each other out!", which moniker said, to find out whether or not the sealed darkshard really does perfectly cancel out the lightshard (which it doesn't, based on its attack damage,)
Action 2 & 3: give somno the ability to, when information-gathering is unneeded, preform general-purpose, non-offensive actions. this is done by creating about 72 different perpetual motion machines that don't work, having somno use the [whateveritwas]th equation to alter the function, and trying them one at a time until one of them works while under his influence.
Then, that machine is duplicated, and the many similar machines are hooked up to a perception energy generator, which generates perception energy using the kinetic energy from the perpetual motion machines, which somno then uses to do whatever. woo, now somno is useful despite me forgetting what my previous plans for him where.

You have revived Fred and put him in a demiplane! Mixed results may ensue.

Your entities will do as you say! Somno can now do generic actions.

Cut through the Lies... on MY text!? No! Absolutely not! Vetoed! ...When I said their abilities cancel each other out, I just meant that their Specials canceled each other out, not that they were equal fighters.

hungry visitor said:
Now that is not fair. You didn't even give me the bar that prevents one hostile action, that I spent one action for. Oh well.

Time for soul magicks©. Well my little experiment wasn't successful so I gotta try something else.

Since Driver got no clue how to access the higher soul-dimensions©, he will need some instructions. Driver gains soul magicks-manual©.

Driver notices the manual and reads the first chapter:

Basics of the living and dead souls

"I already know that."

Annoyed he flips the pages until he gets to the second chapter:

Why we can't bring back the dead

"Aaarrgh. This book is wasting my time!"

He goes to the summary and then opens the book on the right page:

The forbidden art of lesser mud/blood sacrifices (please do NOT tell the magistratum about this chapter)

You can tell by the title of this chapter, that the usage of soul-sacrifices is forbidden. Well we don't give a damn about laws so we will feature this art anyway. We also will kill anyone that tattles to the magistratum, so do not complain should you suddenly never have existed. [...detailed Descriptions of the ritual follow...]

...and that is the way you can access the 5th soul-dimension by sacrificing one member of your own species. Have fun and try not to be killed by the magistratum that will hunt you down.

"This was interesting. I will try this out."

(And there is also no risk since HarVester already killed the whole magistratum and the organization plus author of this manual with his genocide)

Driver summons a helpless subject© and holds the ritual© to gain access to the 5th dimension© of his soul©.

"Why we can't bring back the dead" - this book is clearly not updated to reflect the DnD 3.5 ruleset.

You successfully access, the, uh, fifth dimension of the soul... but, since your book is clearly incorrect and outdated, this could have... mixed results. Careful.

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I just start smashing the GM forces into a fine paste. [3/3]

You just smash the Darkshard and the Polar Express for 15,000 damage to each! Smashing the Darkshard, though... you know what they say...

Breaking a mirror... is BAD LUCK! You now have BAD LUCK!

You've risen to [N]! Now, though the NEUTRALADDER will drop you down quite quickly if you turn against the AGs again, for now, you don't have to worry about imminent death.

Arsenical said:
Ding dong, ding dong.

A chimed echoed in the EXPLOSION ELEMENTAL's mind.

It's time. Time to make quite the entrance.

Quickly, he slithered over to the PG side, and into the ground...

"LADIES AND GENTLEMAN..."

A voice boomed around the field, with a tone that sounded like he was introducing a wrestler.

"... THIEVES AND NOBLES..."

Though few noticed, the ground where the elemental hid himself began to rise.

"... YOU MAY HAVE SEEN QUITE SOME THINGS IN THIS GAME..."

A rhythmic thumping began, first slow.

"... BUT IT'S TIME TO MEET OUR GREAT FRIEND..."

And finally, without any warning.

"... THE EXPLOSION ELEMENTAL!"

The rising ground exploded into a improvised fragmentation grenade, fragments heading in every which way. The Elemental rose out of the center, his figure that of a charred humanoid, a constant violent explosion emanating from his form.

And the creature was reveling in it. He knew his purpose, and he loved it.

Explosion Elemental SUMMONED!

...Or it would be, but I don't have any idea what its stats or abilities should look like! Do you give me permission to give it appropriate stats, or would you like to specify?

Ranger_Strider_ said:
This is our finest hour gents. Let the Eevee live! We need all the help we can get!
1. I summon an annoying troll and send him at the Darkshard. He'll surely cause the Darkshard to waste at least one attack on him!
2/3. Beginning to summon: Avenging the Fallen (2/5).

An annoying troll runs in front of the Darkshard! The mirror-man just runs through it, and the troll is cut into a fine powder by its skin! However, the Darkshard takes 9,000 damage in the process!

Page of Time said:
The thing grows bigger. 2/5.

A speck appears in the sky.

Maddison FOCUSES! and points a Last Prism at the Sealed Darkshard and fires a big beam at it!

18,000 damage to the Sealed Darkshard! You get Bad Luck!

Alastair Dragovich said:
The shades so freshly placed on his face almost bounce off, becoming lopsided. He bears witness to everyone else as the superboss is summoned. He feels his soul tremble. And the uncomfortable feeling of his memories shifting,a s if something was taken from him or suppressed.

His stomach curled and his fists clenched. Second only to soul sacrifice, that sort of thing did not sit well with him.

Which means this distracts him immediately. The dramatic tension doesn't disappear completely, but it is shoved to the backburner while a more pressing fire is going on. Well, more pressing to the young man. Naturally the dramatic tension from the main fight is upset by this, but it'll just have to wait for the in-character activities to play out like a big boy.

"Wait, what the fuck!? What are you doing? Are you sacrificing his SOUL!?"

He looks MAD. Apoplectic, even! He hasn't done anything yet though...

OOC: Am I officially aligned? Also, what happens if an Anti-godmodder has a beef with another one?

If you don't officially declare yourself [N], then you're generally assumed to be [AG]. If you take anti-AG actions without saying you're [N], then your alignment will auto-adjust.

And if two AG players have legitimate grievances, and can't reconcile their differences, then... a Player Duel is acceptable!

Cyanogynist said:
1/3: Terry jumps at the Sealed Darkshard, and drives Speaker Crash: Extended Mix into it. An electric shockwave from the staff knocks it into the ground.

2-3/3: FOCUSx2
Terry sets down a Shadowboxer card from Hearthstone, then uses an Elixir of Life card on it. This gives it +2/+2 and Lifesteal.

Terry has the Shadowboxer card attack the Sealed Darkshard. Some HP is restored to him. Since the Shadowboxer's ability is to deal 1 damage to a random enemy each time an allied character is healed, it attacks the Sealed Darkshard again. More HP is restored to Terry. This continues until Terry is at full health. Then he throws away the Shadowboxer card.

Terry gets healed up! Terry might not be on the HEXAGONAFIELD right now, but they still get healed up! You manage to deal 28,000 damage to the Sealed Darkshard - and get Bad Luck!

The_Two_Eternities said:
"It's worth noting that the book heavily implies that the soul will be sacrificed to the Ruinous Powers. You know, Chaos? Slaanesh, Tzeentch, Khorne, and Nurgle? So, quite possibly worse than oblivion."

"Also, we just kind of assume that every player who arrives is against the Godmodder. For your second question... Do what you feel is right. "Better to die in the light than to live in the darkness," after all. I can't help you, but I won't fight you."

"On the subject, Eevee shadow bacon, I've decided that you're all right for now. I mean, look at what happened with EternalStruggle!"

"And by the way, everyone? I just realized something. The Sealed Darkshard presumably has three forms. Cera said "The only group I saw that got it, lost to it while it was still in its Unsealed form." We know that Sealed is the first form, and from the way she phrased it, Unsealed will be the second form, so what will the third form be? True Unsealed? Also, a thought. Our names are a lot more varied than all the names we've seen so far. (Examples: Cloak, Cera, Ash, Jamie, Xerath.) What if there's a correlation between that and... I don't know, something? Maybe we'll find out after we win this."

(OOC: Starcalibur timeline:

Updates I-LII: Lots of ownership changes that aren't important right now.
Update LIII: I am given Starcaliber by Winkins.
Update LVI: I hand over Starcalibur to Paradoxdragonpaci.
Updates LVII-LXV: Some ownership changes that aren't important right now.
Update LXVI: Winkins hands over Starcalibur to EternalStruggle.
Update LXVII: EternalStruggle and/or Moniker fail(s?) to acknowledge that.

Action Checklist:

[ ] Fully heal the Simurgh
[ ] Fully heal the Pillar-men
[✓] Shield/buff the Sealed Lightshard (U) (Done by pionoplayer, Paradoxdragonpaci, and EternalStruggle)
[ ] Defeat the Polar Express (Being worked on by Eevee shadow bacon and Captain.Cat)
[ ] Kill the Sealed Darkshard (Partially done by Eevee shadow bacon, Ranger_Strider_, Page of Time, and Cyanogynist, will be partially done by the Second Scarlet Prince and the Simurgh)
[ ] Attempt to attack the Godmodder (U)
[✓] Attempt to recreate the mirror (U) (Done by Daskter)

If something is labeled (U), then you can still contribute to it without wasting actions whether or not it has a check mark next to it.)

"Second Scarlet Prince, attack the Sealed Darkshard. Simurgh, attack the Sealed Darkshard."

FOCUS: MORE SIMURGH REGEN

The green ball slowly morphs into an anthropomorphic form.

Simurgh Regen 5/8

Alright, so... ES is the one with Starcalibur. Updated!

Crusher48 said:
FOCUSED ACTION: SURPRISE ATTACK

"Really. That's it? Only 400000 HP?"

While pondering what makes this boss a superboss when it doesn't even have 1 million HP, I decide to do something I probably should have done earlier. Namely, picking off Xerath.

Now, by the rules of the Neutraladder, a player who is at N-2 is vulnerable, but by whatever shenanigans the Godmodder pulled, he's off the field. But, he can still take damage, and is still at 1 health.

How do I know he didn't just take offscreen actions to either move up the neutraladder or heal? Well, firstly, in order to move off of N-2 on the neutraladder, he would have to aid the AGs on the battlefield multiple times, something which he clearly hasn't done. Secondly, players that are taken off the field while vulnerable are specifically stated to still be injured and unable to heal themselves.

So how do I deal 1 damage to a player who's vulnerable but not in the entity list? Well, I have a way.

Step 1: Summon a random person who really, really, loves Xerath. As in ridiculously so.
Step 2: In case they aren't fanatical enough, use mind control and memory manipulation to make them have pretty much no defining traits other than a ridiculous amount of love for Xerath.
Step 3: Chain them up in a spare room on the space station (that totally didn't just appear out of nowhere) and start repeatedly casting Love's Pain on them. This unusual spell damages the target's most beloved (Xerath, in this case), but due to counting as an effect on the target and not the target's lover, it ignores all defenses.

Now, what if Xerath was able to access healing? Well, to make sure he goes down, I stop chain-casting myself so that I can do other actions, and transfer the spellcasting over to an automated spell trap that I just deployed. The trap will continuously hammer Xerath with unblockable damage until he submits. Now, given how it's located on the Space Station, it would be possible for the Godmodder's agents to attempt to intervene to save Xerath, but it's going to be an uphill battle for them.

The Torture chamber is attached to the space station, and can probably be knocked out seperately, but it's benefitting from the space station's innate defenses, as well as the fact that it's apparently made out of solid stone. Don't ask how it isn't destabilizing the space station (either it's really light stone or its hexagonafield physics), but it isn't.

Xerath's exit from the battlefield wasn't like an entity being put in hyperspace - he's retreated to recover and strengthen... however! The godmodder knows this torture chamber is still a threat. He waves his hand, and Xerath is granted (while off the battlefield) Immunity to Love's Pain spells!

pionoplayer said:
Actions 1&2:
The improbability drive, heedless of the new threat that has arrived to the battlefield, begins spinning up to produce a brand new thing.
2/5 for A Shocking Discovery.

Action 3:
Piono staggers to his feet again.
A Darkshard and a Lightshard hm?
Two swordfighters. Well, that's convenient, guess who else is a swordsman?
And a darn fine one at that.
Erm, assuming he ever hits the point where he's steady on his own two feet again.
Piono pulls out ircucvci, and with a single push, launches at the Darkshard, his sword being caught on the edge of the Darkshard, but Piono knows the laws of this realm well enough to know that his superior swordsmanship will not be enough to defeat this monstrosity, especially not while he's shaky and uneven as he is.
So he begins to fall back under the darkshard's assault, Piono's movements feel slow and sluggish compared to what he was doing when he massacred the Soulraze Builders, but that's okay, he still manages to avoid being hit a single time.
Then he smiles. The Darkshard is confused. Why is Piono smiling? He's losing, isn't he? WHY IS HE SMILING
And that's when the darkshard gets run through by the lightshard.

This action, instead of dealing direct damage, buffs the lightshard's attack so long as it's attacking the Darkshard. The buff only applies to attacks on the darkshard.

The Lightshard's attacks against the Darkshard this turn will do slightly more damage!

Paradoxdragonpaci said:
I attempt to find some medicinal herbs

I do my Light-based Shield on the Sealed Lightsharr aNd Config the Shield to be adaptable to Attacks

I charge up....2/10 Save point

You find some mysterious HEXAGONAHERBS poking up through a crack in the HEXAGONAFIELD! Oh boy!

A shield surrounds the Lightshard... it's going to try and adapt to any attacks that come at it! Keyword is "try".

Captain.Cat said:
'Well that was disappointing all of the alcohol is made of liquid plastic.' I quietly lament to myself as I leave the bar, Dreams of having a nice shot whiskey dashed. Looking out to the HEXAGONAFIELD I see the DarkShard and the Lightshard. 'Huh, So a duel between two sealed entities, So keep the Lightshard alive, Ideally without him turning into a unsealed entity and take out the Darkshard. Simple enough to understand.' finishing with my quick analysis of the obvious I start trying to think of a way to assist the Lightshard.

'Well there was that one mythbusters episode... Yeah I think that will do some damage, I just need to get it charged up.' Nodding to myself I look to the polar express as it chugs away on the train tracks. 'I wish for the train track rails to break and to wist making it so that the Polar Express will derail if it try to cross.' Suddenly a section of train track rails starts letting out a loud metallic moan as a invisible force grabs hold of them and forces the rails to break and bend until the train rails curl up on themselves forming two spike pointing back towards where the Polar express would come from, This will likely utterly destroy the train engine if it collides with sabotaged train rails. (2 actions)

'Alright good, that will likely cause the Polar express some trouble, Now onto the other objective at this time. I wish for a glass of water.' Suddenly a glass of water appears in my left hand and I take a swig of it, I swish it around my mouth and then gargle it before then spitting it out.

Nodding to myself I prepare for my reenactment for the myth from mythbusters. Charging 1/5.

The Polar Express is about to get horribly derailed! This'll take effect in a few turns, for major damage!

EternalStruggle said:
Aw yes. It was time for the SUPERBOSS. The ultimate challenge! The man looked at the AGs, then the PGs, and said...

"You guys got this." He gave a thumbs up. "Those scrubs who came before that couldn't even beat phase one of, like, three? Now's your time to prove how much better you are than them. Dust this poser, while I watch. I'll give you moral support or something. Or artillery support, maybe that."

Using his mighty player powers to materialize two bowls of popcorn, he teleported away to his fortress-house... thing, to watch the battle with his ally through a few observation drones he left behind, maneuvering to get all the good angles.

FOCUS - VALOROUS CHARGE

The man's speech inspired the Lightshard... somehow, not sure why but it did. For this turn, its charge gets bonus damage against the enemy, as it strikes with greater than its normal (considerable) might and skill, allowing the damage of its attacks to become closer to that of the Darkshard's. Perhaps not equal, but certainly closer. And even if it's not equal, it matters little, for the Lightshard has the power of friendship! Or more accurately the power of numbers and human wave tactics, but details.

The Lightshard has been buffed even further, on top of Piono's buff!

EternalStruggle said:
The man missed this, what with being busy constructing a shipyard at the time and sort of teleporting around a bit, and so Winkins had to just kinda toss it at the guy and the blade had sort of... bounced off him.

Operating by itself, Starcalibur FOCUSED in such a way as to block Driver's sacrifice attempt to access the 5th dimension soul or such on the basis that the man's latent will was to not trust Driver with anything resembling meta powers. Considering Driver was perma-AG, maybe this was a waste of 3 actions from the perspective of fighting the Godmodder, but what did the man care? He was Neutral.

Then Starcalibur floated awkwardly in the direction of The Two Eternities.

You reach out with your Player Powers, and attempt to stop Hungry visitor! But it doesn't work! Player Powers can't accomplish their goals so directly!

The godmodder looks at Starcalibur, floating in an incredibly easy-to-grab position.

You're darn lucky you won that cooking contest.

The_Two_Eternities gets Starcalibur!

Redrover1760 said:
Actually, nevermind, all 3 actions to finish Simurgh regen, if overflow, charge shocking solution
Simurgh regen should finish with those charges

The peacekeepers keep building up, maybe we should make it a goal to help them with an action every turn.

Please stop, the last time you summoned helpless x they autobetrayed to godmodder side

It'd be easier for you to get to N and become invincible and more efficient than healing you.

Wait... wait... are you... new? Huh? ...Welcome??

You finish Simurgh regen for The_Two_Eternities! Simurgh's regeneration is now SUPER BUFFED!

Alastair Dragovich said:
The young man is baffled. "What... are you high? Are you on some serious drugs or something?"

He notices the worm. "... are you so high that reality itself is getting high?"

He just groans in frustration. He rubs his temples in an effort to reduce the headache he has.

"Okay, since you clearly aren't sacrificing the metaphysical soul I was talking about, can you at least tell me whether or not this ritual will ret-gone the poor, helpless person or not? I'm sure I can jury rig some sort of 5th dimensional super-device running off of the sheer chaos of this field to do the job for you if the answer is yes. Might take a couple of turns though, or our efforts combined."

In his frustration, he failed to notice that he had accidentally bled one of his actions into CHARGING a summon. What it is, he doesn't know (since he doesn't know he's charging it, obviously), but he is charging it all right! Still, thankfully, he has two actions left to do stuff with... if he can ever stop arguing, that is.

???: 1/6

Charging...

Alastair Dragovich said:
The realization that he had been talking to an eldritch abomination in the form of a collective super entity made him facepalm at his own stupidity. This made a lot of sense. It made no sense, but the nonsense now had some vague cohesion to it.

"This has been a colossal waste of time for all of us, hasn't it. I almost feel sorry for starting this whole mess. So, if I got this right, you were just going to absorb this helpless individual into your collective in such a manner that it turns you into your definition of a 5th dimensional entity. If that's the case, then all I ask is that you just get someone willing to join you. It's considered a dick move to be absorbed into a collective without permission, and I'm sure some people are unhappy enough being a singular entity that joining up with you would be a blessing."

He kind of wants to continue to stand his ground and be stubborn about it, in all honesty, but now that the soul definitions had been sorted out he just didn't care as much.

The young man, checking on his actions, bites back a swear. Where did his action go? Did he really argue so much that it burnt an action? Whatever, he had two left, and Operation Smooth was on hold anyway until the super boss was destroyed.

So, what could he do with two actions? He could... do something twice? Double his efforts, certainly.

....fuck it. He needed to burn off some stress.

We walks over to the Sealed Darkshard. He channels some Earthbending and shoots a pillar of earth straight up from the ground. Right underneath the boss. Then, while the boss is reeling from the impact, he jumps to the top of the pillar, grabs the boss, and then suplexes it.

Right off the top of the tower, both of them plummeting down until the hit the ground far below, at which point the Darkshard is hit with the full force of the multi-story suplex.

The young man felt a lot better after that.

???: Still at 1/6

20,000 damage to the Sealed Darkshard! You get Bad Luck!

Daskter said:
While everybody else is bickering about something I do not care, I'm just staring at the Starcalibur floating awkwardly in the direction of The Two Eternities.
"So the last time we let the weapons float from our hands for a couple of seconds..."(Recalls somebody throwing YoreHammer in the air and waiting it for to drop back into their hands, but instead the godmodder grab it midair)

"Welp I guess I'm going to give it a try" I try to grab it before the Godmodder grabs it (Attemping a Free Action, which is basically a dice roll isn't it and we all how dices work)

You pull back from grabbing Starcalibur. The godmodder is looking at it with lust, but he's keeping his word... for now...

That-Random-Guy said:
Firstly, I use as many actions as necessary to give all of my attack shields to the Pillar-Men.

Once that is done, I put my remaining actions towards incrementing my 1/5 charge.

2 actions give away your attack shields! The other one charges your charge up!

Shibosho said:
Without a warning, a hole in time and space ripped open above the battlefield where the fight against the Godmodder took place and spat out a blazing ball of fire the size of a house before closing itself up without a trace. If anyone was listening carefully, however, they would have realised that the ball of fire that was now rapidly heading towards the ground was letting out a loud scream of terror.

Soon it became clear that, whatever the ball of fire was, it was on a head-on collision course with the entity known as the Godmodder. The Godmodder saw no threat however and did not even bother to move from the spot even as the ball of firey death flew ever closer.

With little fanfare, the ball of fire struck the almighty being, engulfing them in a huge conflagration of heat and firey destruction. However, with a flex of their muscles, the Godmodder blew away the flames.

Amongst the flames that were rapidly dying, what appeared to be a person covered in flames was sent flying, screaming in possible pain or terror. Hitting the ground hard, the being covered in flames bounced several times across the ground, the flames surrounding him quickly being put out by both the speed of his flight and the ground. Finally, as the being rolled to a stop, the last of the flames disappeared, revealing a young man in casual clothing looking a bit green but otherwise unharmed.

Attempting to push themselves to their feet, the man stumbled and fell on all fours before regurgitating their lunch.

The trip to this field of battle was not the gentlest trip the man has ever had and most of it was spent spinning through time and space, definitely not easy on the stomach. Getting back on their feet again, the one known as Shibosho took a deep breath and surveyed the scenery around him.

"Well shit." Shibosho muttered as the saw the conflict all around him. This was definitely not what he had in mind when he asked that BROB to send him someplace with lots of fights and super-cool powers.

In any case, a new player had arrived on the board.

Welcome, Shibosho! The godmodder is somewhat impressed by your simultaneously impressive and painful entrance!

The_Two_Eternities said:
"edit your post"

"edit your post"

"EDIT YOUR POST"

A detail of the story Arsenical told bubbled up into the mind of the man from Omega-12.

"Wait, post? What's a post in this context, and how would it be edited? What does Lucifer know that we don't?"

...Don't think about it too hard.

---------

AG:

On the Space Station, the Architect begins their work... Pike heals the Pillar Men, who find and awaken another of their number, gaining a small HP boost!

The Sealed Lightshard uses Piono's and Eternalstruggle's buff/"motivational" speech... to lay right into the Sealed Darkshard! He attacks twice, dealing 45,000 damage with each attack - 90,000 damage total! The Sealed Darkshard is significantly weaker!

All the other entities combine their attack power! Oh hey! It's 75,000 damage exactly all together! The Sealed Darkshard's skin is looking duller and less shiny...

PG:

The godmodder decides that the Sealed Darkshard needs some protection! He casts HEALSHIELD! The Sealed Darkshard gains 30,000 HP and 3 attack shields!

The Polar Express, traveling closer to captain.cat's derail point, hits Pike and Grog, taking away their attack shield!

The Sealed Darkshard dashes towards the AG side! They begin by cutting Grog Strongjaw and the Unsealed Lion in half! Both are dead!

Then, they start curving towards the Sealed Lightshard! The light barrier gets in his way, and tries to adapt to Darkshard's attack, but they're too strong! The barrier shatters! The second attack lands, dealing 30,000 damage to the Sealed Lightshard! The Darkshard will definitely win the fight if you don't keep them safe...

N:

The Apex is released from the Shipyard, with slightly boosted max and current HP! Frosty the Stabman attacks the Darkshard, but the attack shield blocks his attack, meaning the Darkshard avoids being Chilled!

Some of the glass on the mirror regrows...

-------

The godmodder gets a "ding" on his phone! He pulls it out to check the notification. Hmm... he'll check on it later, he's busy right now.

It looks like some of the players have a Bad Luck curse! As long as you have Bad Luck, your next RNG roll will go sour. This doesn't apply to Entropic Paradox Rolls, thankfully. You can't get the curse more than once at a time, and entities can't get it, either.

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! A musical instrument-related method...
-Defeat the Sealed Darkshard! Your memories are locked behind this boss!
-Protect the Sealed Lightshard! They're the best check against the Darkshard's incredible power!

Minor tasks:

Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs. The Alchemiter can let you combine items.
Pike is healing friendly entities!
Kill the Polar Express. It's very complicated, and that makes you angry.

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 2!)(33% upgraded)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: Mysterious Portal(300% open)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer: 38% complete (cost: 10)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 60(building space station!)(Manager halving cost)
Winry: 8,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability), Architect(upgrades rooms)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 70,000/70,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(+3,000 HP per turn)
Simurgh: 41,000/45,000, 13,000 x 2A (40% dodge chance)(protected from 1 attack)(+8,000 HP per turn)

[AG - Ranger Strider]Pike: 10,000/10,000 HP, +10,000A(healer!)

[AG - Hungry visitor]Pillar-men: 33,000/33,000 HP, 9,000A(awakening more pillarmen)(protected from 4 attack)
Meta-Destroyer: 100/100 HP, 2A

[AG]Sealed Lightshard: 170,000/200,000 HP, 25,000 x 2A, Specials: Glasswall(ready!)(Boss)

[N]Slots Machine: 50,000/50,000 HP

[N]Alchemiter: 100,000/100,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - EternalStruggle]The Apex: 75,000/75,000 HP, 25,000A (+1 repair drone/turn)
Repair Drone: 100 x 4 HP(+500 x 4 repair per turn!)
Shipyard: 100,000/100,000 HP

[N - JoeBOB]Somno: 35,000/35,000 HP (Lanternlight echo: 2 turn cooldown)(Seen through their eyes: 2 turn cooldown)(Cut through the lies: 1 turn cooldown)(can do generic actions)
Lucky Number Seven: 15,000/15,000 HP (luck powers)
Frosty the Stabman: 16,000/16,000 HP, 6,000A (inflicts chilled!)

[P]Peacekeepers(2,104,900 total attack)(Unbribable)(protected from 36 attack):

Tower: 300,000/300,000 HP, 10,000A(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 250,000/250,000 HP(Power armor)
Riflemen V: 1,000 x 999 HP, 500x999A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners X: 3,500 x 999 HP, 1100x999A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 1,250/1,250 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 1,000 x 999 HP(leading)
Commandos: 2,000 x 999 HP, 500 x 999A(+3 squad leader)
Engineers: 100 HP x 999(expanding Tower into Peacekeeper HQ, done in 1!)(adding turrets to tower, done in 2!)
Scientists: 100 HP x 999, researching improved riflemen(done in 1!)(researching machine gunners true power, done in 1!)
HQ: 20,000/20,000 HP x 2, researching double-speed progression(done in 4!), calling in medics x 999 for death-elite training camp(done in 4!)
Shield generators: 15,000 x 6 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 30,000/30,000 x 3 HP
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 100,000/100,000 HP (Training Riflemen x 999, done in 1!)(training machine gunner x 999, done in 5!)
Special Weapons depot: 40,000/40,000 HP
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers v2, Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways, Godmod building plating(equipped), Anti-control Godmod armor(equipped), anti-control godmod weaponry(equipped) Assistant SR builders

[PG]Polar Express: -163,000/0 HP, 33,000/100,000 HP, 10,000 x 2A (both HP bars take damage at the same time)(bar recharge)(derailing in 2!)

[PG]Sealed Darkshard: 193,000/400,000 HP, 30,000 x 4A, Modes: FA(switching in 1!), P(switching in 3!), Specials: Glass storm(ready!)(Boss)(Attacking gives Bad Luck)(protected from 2 attack)

[PG]Godmodder: 199/300 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Legendary Weapon Map)

[N]Mirror: Mostly broken

Player info:

Captain.cat(has King of the Hill)(1/5)
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
MooGoestheCow (Charge: 1/???)(Charge: 15/???)
[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 14/100)(5/??)(effect-curing power)(Resolute Heart Copy - mimics effects once)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)(Bad luck)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity)(Temporal Guardian + Dragonforce in hammerspace!)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)
Hungry_Visitor(Ascendance)(New being - gets 1 attack shield)
The_Two_Eternities(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(2/5)
Arsenical(2 posts in debt!)(Protection from Demons - protects from devil takeovers!)(10/10)
[N+1]JoeBOB(has Super Dagger, 20,000 damage free action)
Ranger_Strider_(2/5)
Daskter(has Claim ticket, redeemable Update 80, expires Update 82)(1/25)
Page of Time(2/10)(Bad luck)
[N]Mr Mirror Man(8/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)(Godmodder Repellent)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)(Bad Luck)
gilded king(8/10)
Pionoplayer(Sidequest Charge token: Complete a sidequest to make worth 5 charges)
Darshelenas Sunbreaker
[N+1]Winkins(+1,000A Iron sword)(1 10,000 damage token)(1 +5,000A/20,000 damage Pain sword)(Sith army and Fennie in hyperspace!)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(has paradox void cards, hexagonaherbs)(Save point: 2/10)
Nano Soldier 2016(behind cover)(has M16, Body Armour)
W32Coravint(3/5)
Alastair Dragovich(has SMOOTH destroyer device)(1/6)(Bad Luck)
GamerXZ
RedRover1760
Shibosho

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condenser(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 10
Redirifle
Miniature Doormaker Plushy
Charge Booster (damage: 2/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks
Medkit x 3
Paradox Medkit
Memestone(summons random meme)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)

OOC: Alright, this is my last update before my break. I'll be gone for sometime in between one week, and one-and-a-half weeks. Once I come back, then my schedule will return to normal! Until then, thank you all for bearing with me. I don't like to do it in the middle of a boss fight, but that's how the cookie crumbled. Look in the OOC thread for the official announcement, if you haven't seen it already.

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