Defeat The Godmodder

[Daskter]

2x I help Tassadar's poisoning problems by gathering medical plants, and I create an anti-toxin pill. I proceed to feed it to Tassaddar.

1x. I sigh heavily...
"Why did nobody else even considered attacking the hacker?"

In simple fustration, I dare the PG Hacker to hack this totally UNHACKABLE Computer that I suddenly pull out from my pocket. I tell his the computer has the best firewall in the WORLD, and nothing has ever hacked into this computer. What I don't tell the hacker is that the Computer is actually a trojan trap. Anything that breaks through the firewall is that their device will simply be filled will become a beacon for all the PG Hackers lovely "soulmates" and "wives".
The PG Hacker was never able to rid of them, he was only able to hack his own whereabouts away from them.

 

[Crusher48]

Captain.Cat We are using the Soulrazer Orbital Strike to instakill the PG Hacker this round. Your action is likely to be a waste of CP. I would recommend looking at my killplan and picking up a different target.

Same goes for anyone else spending actions on the PG Hacker. It's going to get one-shot, your actions are best off used on other targets.

/tacticsnull

 

[The quiet watcher]

The quiet watcher decides to do something rather simple this time, and used portal bullshit to plug in a keyboard into the laptop without the Hacker noticing due to being distracted by everyone else's actions. He then typed in four simple codes:

cd C:\windows\system32
del*
Y
shutdown/r

As the computer carried out the instructions and restarted, it failed to load up anything as the OS for starting the computer up no longer existed, ensuring that no one else would be able to use any form of L33T $K|LL$ bullcrap to take the hacker's place and make things even harder.

Once that was done, he opened a dimensional door directly behind the Godmodder and hooked the Paradise Grenade onto his belt by way of dimensional bullshit giving him a perfect way to put his hands close enough to do so, pulling the pin as he did so. The Godmodder, not expecting it due to thinking everyone was focusing on the army, was warped to a paradise realm, which was located at the beginning of the maze. Since he was in a hurry, he was able to make it back to where he had been in a rush but wasn't fast enough to move any farther by the time he ran out of actions.

Then he focuses on using his Stand to form a black hole less than a full meter ahead of him as he charges into the line of enemies, starting with the first, ramming through the second, and finally running over the remainder of the Undertale Fanbase before needing to stop from the feeling of the forces pressing against his body.

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

I charge 3 more CP, idly wondering what the last 5 entities might be.

 

[pionoplayer]

/null Not hopping back in but I went through the trouble of assembling a targeting list since a lot of folks seem to be confused on what's happening.

The following list is assembled from current posts on the thread for this round.

Need targeting: Legendary Hero, Undertale Fanbase, God-Tier Anti Hero, The First, The Second, Sucker, Blob of Pain

???: Josuke (Alastair is trying to AGify him), Giant Memer Crowd (not an issue this round), TOG (rejoining our team upon Hacker dying), Station Attendant (Krill's doing something to mess with them)

Dealt with: Karen (crusher), Hiring Agent (Soulrazers), Gamer Girl (minor poking plus AoE strikes), Truck Driver (minor poking plus AoE strikes), Hacker (Soulrazers), Valla (Soulrazers), Samurai (minor poking plus AoE strikes), Big Laser Damage Blocker (Soulrazers), The Third (Soulrazers), The Buffmaster (Psychic Overlord+Disco Squares+AoE), Shield Hero (crusher)


Recommended targeting list:
Sucker: Not actually a super powerful entity, but it really needs to have healing shoved down its throat. If it survives to the end of the round this round's AoEs will deal a ton of damage to it and we'll have to reheal it all next round.
Josuke (special case): One or two folks should try and help Alastair out with converting Josuke. Having Josuke still be alive isn't a horrible awful apocalypse event, but it would be smart to try and verify converting him properly.
God-Tier Anti Hero: Almost certainly can't be killed this round, work on busting his morality bar and maybe chipping off some of his health. Next round will be when he dies though.
The Second: Actually pretty dang strong, could use a good old fashioned kick in the teeth.
Blob of Pain: Another reasonably strong entity that could use some teeth kicking.
Undertale Fandom: Their attack is really obnoxious, and they're getting fairly low on health. Would be good to finish them off now if possible. Won't take too much more damage to put in range of dying to this round's AoEs.
Legendary Hero: Not a hugely powerful entity, but should probably be dealt with when we can. Won't take too much damage to put in range of dying to this round's AoEs.
The First: One of the absolute weakest entities on the field. Won't take too much damage to put it in range of dying to this round's AoEs.
Station Attendant: Being dealt with by krill a little bit. This probably won't totally handle them, but they can be safely shunted to next round's "todo list" on account of having no roundly attack.
Giant Memer Crowd: Not important this round, but will need to be dealt with eventually. Their health bar is obnoxiously large for almost no gain when removing them.

Anyone who is targeting anything listed as dealt with by crusher, the psychic overlord, or the soulrazers should change their action if they don't want it to be totally irrelevant to this round's happenings.

Side note: Current ideas for using disco squares is putting GOMAK's Magic Obliteration, Psychic Overseer's Finale Attack, and Goldhero's final Ultimo Durana blast on Disco-Chan's and having Winkins boost up Crusher's actions this round.

 

[EternalStruggle]

The Apex Fleet summons more Frigates and fires at the Undertale Fandom with all conventional weapons.

Meanwhile, ES goes to the Anti-Hero, they talk, he gets stabbed by the God-Tier, the usual things, but in the end he convinces the Anti-Hero to have a brooding monologue back in his hometown, and then while he's there he should do something about the place, and before he knows it the GTAH has run several charity events and literally cleaned up the streets of trash, and is now feeling much more moral, as well as slightly thankful to the AG cause for allowing him to regain sight of the things that really matter to him.

 

[Paradoxdragonpaci]

(x3)I Invoke the Mathematician's Beginning, that is, Baby's Logic Puzzle, the Denizen of Mind's Test...A 981x981 Sudoku Puzzle for the Undertale Fandom to solve, that leads to a Secret Website containing a Browser Hame with an Easter Egg that leads to a paragraph of text in the Source Code of the Website.They must solve it for I have hidden a secret clue for Deltrarune Chapter 2 in there...Foolish Undertale Fandom, What they will seek will only hurt them.


The clue is that sans is fortnite dancing in. it.

 

[Krill13]

The Tank rolls over BotW game cartridge and the Godmodder's out of Ideas, killing them both

Click to shrink...

Eyowe is very, very, VERY disappointed that the Tank did that to his soon-to-be friend. He's not mad, just disappointed. And we know that's actually worse than him being mad.
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Free Action:
The recently-thrown Tripbug lightly bumps into the swarm that's been lazing about in the PG side. This sends them into a frenzy that would probably end in an overall decrease PG forces' mood.

"Intended Action Effect": Just a good ol' reminder to have the Tripbugs do something this turn.
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x1 Action:
So yeah, that Tripbug Eyowe threw last turn. It's just there, following the now-frenzied swarm of Tripbugs and partaking in their frenzy. It almost feels as if this bug isn't going to do anything special and that Eyowe literally threw him their just so he could be with his friends.

Theeeen it hits the Buffmaster, causing them to fall into one the of the most shameful trips in history. What makes it more shameful than other trips is that the Buffmaster accidentally throws one of their Buff actions away.

It ends up hitting the swarm of Tripbugs, causing them to hit the PG forces harder.

Intended Action Effect: Steal one of the Buffmaster's Buff action and apply it to the Tripbugs.
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x1 Action:
Eyowe appears in front of the God-Tier Anti-Hero and creates two concurrent scenarios in front of them.

One scenario involves a cute-looking cat wandering towards a railtrack with an oncoming train running at "Will definitely kill a cat" speed. The other scenario involves a village that looks weak combat-wise but are definitely stacked in cash and they are spending them at a rate at which it'll only be a matter of seconds before they have spent all their money.

Yes, this is Eyowe making the Anti-Hero pick between one obviously-good and one obviously-evil choice.

The twist? Whichever choice the Anti-Hero picks, they'll actually both be evil choices. The cat about to be ran over by the train is actually an omnicidal, definitely evil demon disguised as a cat, so it being ran over is actually a good thing and saving it is a bad thing. Killing the rich village is definitely evil, even if they are about to run themselves dry of money, but letting them on their own would lead them to turn into money-hungry monsters. But there's no way the Anti-Hero would know of this. He probably wouldn't even find out the cat was a demon in disguise if he lets it die, nor will he find out the rich villagers will become money-hungry monsters.

The Anti-Hero can't choose to do neither because that would disappoint Eyowe, and he's already disappointed right now, so would disappointing him even further be a good course of action? The correct answer is, no, it's not. He can try to do both though. It would be better if he tries to do both actually.

As the Anti-Hero deals with the aftermath of their choice, their love interest appears just in time for them to witness what the Anti-Hero did, immediately condemning them as evil and leaving them on their own. This drives the Anti-Hero off the edge and decides to go full-on evil...then Eyowe literally drives them off the edge with a truck that isn't as grandiose as the Truck Driver's truck. The Anti-Hero is NOT damaged by neither the truck nor the fall, but it sure does help them decide to be evil more quickly.

EXCEPT, all of that was just an illusion. Eyowe's not that evil as to drive a poor Anti-Hero to evil like that. As apology, he brought them a basket of flowers, a cake, and some alone time with their love interest.

Intended Action Effect:
Push the God-Tier Anti-Hero to white morality.
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x1 Action:
Eyowe approaches the Station Attendant with a look that knows it all: the goods, the biz, all that shiz. He really wants to "reach out to the truth" you know? And now he's asking the Station Attendant for a handshake, "give me the push" if you know what he means.

Spoiler: Persona 4 Spoilers

Eyowe is asking the Station Attendant, who SHOULD be Izanami from Persona 4, for a Persona. Specifically, he's asking that she awaken his Persona.

Why? He just thinks it's cool.

Why should Izanami listen to Eyowe? Good question. Could be that she can do it because she can. Could be that Eyowe might be interesting to her. Could be that he's looking at her with eyes that look like if she doesn't do it now he'll cry at fuckillion decibels and everyone will start looking at her with eyes that are mad at her for causing this to happen and if there's strings attached to his Persona he will cry at "not even death will save you" decibels.

Would be a good point to mention that Eyowe's current personality and mentality miiiight be different from the actual Eyowe's thanks to the Trickster Super Mode, and said Super Mode miiiight be ending soon, so if Izanami gives current Eyowe a Persona, that Persona miiiight just become a separate entity from Eyowe after the Super Mode ends.

Intended Action Effect:

Spoiler: Still a Persona 4 Spoiler

Ask Station Attendant/Izanami for a Persona, which becomes a separate but hopefully still [AG] Entity from Eyowe.

 

[CaptainNZZZ]

...Stealth... attack... redirector? As in... doesn't affect enemy AI? Rotaz will have it ready for you at the end of this turn, for whatever you want next turn.

Click to shrink...

OOC: It's an attack redirector so stealthy it forgets it exists! Being so stealthy, it doesn't activate when entities attack or even get registered in the inventory. Fear not, I have a use planned for it!

Ugh, the Undertale Fanbase let their toxicity leak out and inflict my poor servitors. This is solid evidence that fandoms should be regularly cleansed to minimize insanity make a point to control their behavior. Cleaning up such a mess is going to be a hassle and even then the Undertale Fanbase will still exist.

Anyway, I begin by setting the Servitors' memory banks to redact all mentions of fandoms and Undertale and then throw those redacted files into the digital equivalent of a raging furnace. I make sure to carefully guide this process individually and quarantine those not yet reached behind both robust walls and firewalls, removing these safety measures once the harmful data is purged from each Servitor.

Of course even their brief exposure to something as hideous and vile as the Undertale Fanbase has already managed to take a physical toll on even the magitek Servitors. Nothing too insane but this type of damage must also be addressed to solve this sudden exposure to such obscene levels of toxicity.

With a bottle of water in one hand and a automatically drying towel in the other, I cleanse the physical taint of toxicity from the Servitors. A few dozen help expedite the process and save me a fair amount of scrubbing. It does take awhile but that's why you work as speeds faster than what a human can attain, obviously. Just because the length of a turn can be as short or as long as you need it to be doesn't mean you should take your time. (x2)

Then I stick an attack blocker on the Blob of Pain. (x1)

Entity wise the Temporal Guardian will stand in the Well of Radiance, Rotaz and the Hellfire Crystal Golem will create a rune carved bomb that can be used on those pesky rocks Valla wants moved, the Magitek servitor factory will start healing the Sucker, and everyone else will attack!

Oh, and Mark III Tactical Flashbang? Please attack both the Blob of Pain and The Second. Use those beautifully, magnificent, totally not adding to Moniker's workload, stunning attacks!

 

[JOEbobobob]

[1x] stepping out of the machine, I look at the portal gun. It's not quite what I had in mind, but it'll do. First of all... I walk over to the [PG] army,and single out someone not destined for death, yet. the Blob of Pain.
My portals can hold an entity for a round and spit it out, presumably elsewhere, some time later. And an entity is always going to have more power then its attack; a tank shell can't weight more then the tank that fired it + the shell. So, It makes sense for me to be able to do the same... for an attack. ducking under NZZZ's attack blocker, I raise my hand and activate the gun, creating a blue portal in front of the blob. the end point, the orange portal? Eh, I'll figure that out later.

[1x]
Sliding away from the now-neutered blob, I take a moment to sight the exact position I'm pointing the gun at... there... a little left... up... timewarp VII... tiny bit right... and.... There!
The portal-creating blob flys through the air rapidly. However, before that one actually reaches its destination, I fire another at my feet. the first to hit is the entry portal, and the second exit, so...
Moments later, the first-fired hits a section of the tunnels ceiling, beyond the Godmodder's progress. an unavoidable Choke point, in particular. There we go...

[1 cp] struck by inspiration, I turn around as I fall through the portal below me (slowly, from my prespective, due to timewarp VII) and telekinetically grab a large swath of the collected Taint, before piling it on the big laser damage blocker. That way, when the Blocker finally dies, the taint should have a good chance to resurrect it on my side... and raw health is always useful.

[1x] As I then finish falling through the portal, I see the Godmodder is rapidly approaching. I mean, not too rapidly- I picked a spot pretty far ahead of him, about 17 distance ahead in fact, so he won't get to me by turns end. This gives me time to set things up. Greeting the angels at my portal destination, I explain that I'm a player, here to help them slow down the Godmodder, and I've got the best tool to do it: Four Godmodder Locks. Taking one out, I confirm with the angels that this is the only way past this particular area (if not, I head over to wherever the disparate paths meet up, or wherever there are fewer then four paths), and deploy a Godmodder Lock right behind me. Then, (expending up to 5 cp if necessary), I construct an opaque wall of cardboard cutouts of angels in front of the lock, and put another lock. and another opaque wall. and then a third lock, this one clearly visible. This way, the Godmodder will be trapped for however long it takes to break through 3 Godmodder locks with pure brute force, and he won't even pull out all the stops at first because it looks like there's just one!

 

[General_Urist]

The LIVE Space Station targets the undertale fanbase, the engineers boost the weaponry this turn.

Now I go deal with the Anti-Hero. Unfortunately I cannot into enough shenanigans to impact his morality right now, so I focus on weakening him for now. Turns out I still have the attack-debuffing Shotgun of Dope, so I use that! I run towards the God-Tier Anti-Hero and do a totally spiffin' barrel role in his direction. I come out of my role right infront of him and seamlessly whip out the Shotgun of Dope and unload a full magazine into the Anti-Hero's torso, paying special attention towards wounding major muscle groups.

 

[That-Random-Guy]

9CP + FOCUS

It is the Climax of DefTG. And here I am. Stuck trying to shove a decent post through a phone.

Aaaaaarrrgh

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That's the sound the legendary Hero, and any weak PG entities in reach, make when I scream in rage and hit them over the head with a giant phone.

 

[Strider626]

Use my super mode
And attack any pg entities that have full or almost full life
So that even if i heal them it's not much of a difference
I make sure i don't use my super mode powers on any entity who's health is lower than 85%

So two attacks and i am left with one cp

Use that cp to make a machine which would make my cp more efficient
It will give me 5% more effectieveness for my cp
(Can this be done)
If this doesn't happen save that 1 cp

 

[The_Nonexistent_Tazz]

[aleph+bet+gimel] Leah looks at Josuke. "... Kind of sad. Its impossible it could be anything other than a Godmodder Construct or a brainwashed version of the real deal, really... Or maybe just someone seriously confused. I'm betting on brainwashing, though. This guy sounds like the type."

"Operator. Power granted from entity: "THE MACHINE," corresponds to an attack on enemy memory. Force implementation of scrambling memory, resulting in forced defragmentation. High probability of forcing targets to change allegiances." Omniglot quips.

"... So I could jog his memory?"

"Affirmative."

Leah nods and approaches Josuke, somehow not getting the ire of like the billion other present entities while she crosses over to Josuke's presence. She sighs-she ain't no stand user, Crazy Diamond might as well be invisible. Of course, Josuke isn't invisible. Leah grabs Josuke by the face the power of SCRAMBLE pouring into them, to ruin their memory.

"... So. Might as well start from the beginning, then."

Spoiler: Leah's Story

It all started on some boring day in fall, usual school. Cold, I think. Woke up, did the usual routine, got ready for school, got the fire extinguisher because Mom was like ultra-pyrophobic, got my cool Technique Ring. Err, the Technique Ring is basically just a thing where I 'store' the weird things I learned for easy repeating and enhancement. Pretty cool, pretty useful. I copied a lot of stupid Kung-fu tricks with it, but I could only really remember how to jump good and kick good. Still worked for me. I went downstairs. Mom was getting ready to leave without me. She worked at a weather station and they picked up a Hurricane, which sounded stupid. There weren't any hurricanes where I lived. Plenty of tornados, but this would pretty much be a first, and it was like, class five. She didn't really elaborate. I was kinda nervous because she usually drives me to school first, and I encountered some creepy dude who kept stalking me and my mom. He's important. Thankfully, my friends kinda... Came out of nowhere and kinda scared him off. They're important too. One was named Nicole-she looks a lot like me, just a bit shorter. Super spunky. The other was Meghan. Taller than me, brunette, freckly, kinda plain. Real bookworm. We chatted for a bit while we walked to school, about the Hurricane and other things. Also beat off the creep's dog, though in retrospect I kinda wish we didn't.

School didn't last very long. Social studies teacher responded to the imminent hurricane-which was definitely a thing, now. Not any weird error or anything. We all huddled out in the hallway like a tornado warning, and... Then it all happened. It wasn't just a hurricane-I didn't know what it wasat all at the time but it wasn't just a hurricane, these horrible flying alien things crashed in and started just killing everyone left-right and center! Nicole distracted one and I made a break for it-all the way to the cellar, which didn't help, as the hurricane was tearing the place apart. The wind got me before the bugs, at least, but I thought I was screwed either way. Blacked out shortly after being whipped up, and...

... THen I heard this voice, and it was like, a warm grandfather's voice. He said that I was lucky to be alive at all and to expect complications, and my best bet was to find him. He'd leave a trail of breadcrumbs. Thought it was just a dumb dream... But then... Hrm, yeah. Let me get a bit more detailed.

After that... I woke up. I was groggy as hell, my whole body felt sore, but I heard someone's voice. Meghan's voice. She was yelling at me to wake up, shaking my body. I said, "Meg, meg, I'm up, what's happening?" And she said... Uh, she said, "Leah, Leah, we have to run! Now! I don't know where we are but we're being followed, I'm magic, you might be magic, we're not at school, I'm not sure where Nicole is-get up! GET UP!" Now that jolted me right awake, and I got on my feet fast. We were in some kind of forest, and Meg was holding this weird book with esoteric etchings on the cover. Probably the definition of a magical tome if I ever saw it, though I didn't believe in magic then. "Woah woah WOAH! Meghan, calm down a bit, just-are we running?" And she nodded and took my hand, and I got a bit of time to just and we were running, or tried to... We were almost instantly stopped by some giant feathery thing that just, like, crashed down from the trees. Like, some kind of humanoid gryphon thing, in full armor, with a crossbow. Eight more followed and surrounded us, and then a ninth appeared. They all had these red bands on their shoulders, and I was thinking, Nazi Gryphon knights?! But, uh. Well. The bands weren't Nazi symbols, they were something else.

The leader-who was kinda more ornate in the armor department-stepped up, and I think... No, I know he said this to me: "Captured at last! Ye are hereby charged with conspiracy, obstruction of justice, vandalism both misdremeanor and felony, robbery and burglary, assualt and battery, torture, and mass murder, in countless counts, and for these crimes we sentence you to death!"

... Yep. My mind was racing as fast as my heart-like, sentenced to death?! I wasn't the crazy artificial limb girl you see now, I was like regular teenager! The most action I ever got before now was kicking a rotty. Now I get gryphon nazi knights pointing crossbows at me and calling me guilty of like a billion crimes I didn't commit. "WOAH, LIKE HOLD THE PHONE! Like, don't I get a say in this-"

"No. Not for you, abomination. Knights, Fire-"

"NOO!"

Meghan lit up like an inferno all of a sudden, and before the gryphons could fire she just kind of... Exploded! Like, she didn't die. There was just this big pulse of fire and everyone got knocked back, and she took my hand and we were running, running like hell. I didn't know Meg to be the 'fighty' type before, she was screaming in fear about fending off a dog, and now she was like burning people alive! The Gryphons were screaming about being on fire, the commander was apparently OK and was shouting for the others to catch us, catch us, we were getting away! More gryphons kinda burst through the canopy but Meg was, like, chucking fireballs at her! I was not keeping up, and, uh, in retrospect I kinda wish I didn't scream as much. I screamed like, well, what you'd expect. It was terrifying. It was also super-surreal, but eventually after several minutes I think they just gave up and tended to the burning. WE were still running for hours after, stumbled on some old ruined town. Resting in like an abandoned house, no furniture and no lights, just a wooden floor and cobwebs. And I think I kinda lost my patience with it all then.

"OK, Meg, you really have got to explain to me what the HOLY gorilla IS GOING ON!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! MAGIC? NAZI GRYPHONS?! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!" I yelled. I didn't think it was a dream, for whatever reason-never occured to me. It just felt too real, too kinetic.

"Leah I, I don't know! I just woke up like only several minutes before I found you, found a book in this burned-out house, it just kinda... Resonated with me! I don't know how I tossed all that fire! I just... Did! And wow that was exhilerating I really want to-"

"Meghan! Later! What happened! THe Hurricane, those weird insect creatures, and now these Gryphons? Like, any clues? ... Where's Nicole, did you find her?!" I said, thinking about, y'know, the person that saved my sorry life back at school.

"I, I haven't found Nicole! You're the only other person I found! Uh, only other living person, anyways! My greeting to those weirdo feathered freaks was when they stabbed someone to death! Oh, oh god, Leah, I... I don't know what to do either!" She said and she was kind of crying now. "I don't know why we're here, I don't know where here is, I don't know what's up with the hurricane or those insect monsters or anything else, I just, I just don't know..."

I think we spent several minutes trying to calm each other down. Thankful those Gryphon gorillas didn't manage to tail us this far, either. Didn't know what they were doing... We stayed in that house for the night. The nearby village didn't have any food, but we managed to stumble onto a map that kind of explained the geography a bit, and we also killed a wild pig. Meg burned it for some pork. I never want to eat wild pork ever again, for the record, Meg wasn't a good cook... Really thankful for that map again, otherwise we wouldn't know about there being a portal room in the village. This, like, odd little magical gateway.

Meghan studied the book more for the day. She really absorbed it. She almost called it intrinsic. I didn't understand most of it and I don't think I could use it either way... But she could understand it. Already felt lagging behind, so I really tried practicing those kick tricks I knew before we started to sleep-the day didn't end. The sun kept shining. We didn't know why. Next day didn't bring anything weird, or lethal, so Meg tried booting up the portal, and thank god it worked, but we didn't know where it lead...

... I'm rushing through this, aren't I? This won't work as a full story, I think. Yeah... I'll tell the rest bit-by-bit, and try to explain the important revelations. Mkay? Mkay.

 

[Alastair Dragovich]

Stands are bullshit. The best way to deal with Stand Bullshit is more bullshit. I immediately make a stand, BALLYHOO!

Josuke finds himself in front of me - still reeling from having his mind SCRAMBLED, because Stand users attract Stand users. We proceed to do an epic Stand Battle. Josuke liberally abuses what it means to 'heal' including healing stuff 'wrong' to make stuff like shields, weapons, and trying to make my face uglier. As he does so, it seems like the SCRAMBLE seemed to work as intended, as his eyes seemed to light up more and more. It was definitely the kind of look one has when they remember something so obvious and integral to themselves that they feel stupid for having forgotten it.

Partway through the fight, he notices that while my punchghost was punching, Ballyhoo had done anything bullshit. With his memories rapidly realigning themselves, he calls me out on this. So I shrug and point out Ballyhoo's ability.

It rewrite's a persons identity by slapping a nametag on them. Josuke wonders where the nametag is that I put on him.

It's on his hair. He can't remove it, lest he ruin his precious hairstyle, then I read out what the nametag reads:

"Hello, my name is: Nabbit"

Josuke panics, and looks towards the Reploid Uprising. They Maverick threateningly. I whistle, catching Josuke's attention.

I can have Ballyhoo remove the nametag without damaging his hair. He just has to agree to leave the field.

He mentions he's here to beat the crap out of a bastard named Verraad, a Player who had nearly killed his friend and shaved his hair! I raise an eyebrow. He adds that it has been a few months and it has since grown back. I show Josuke The Truth and a previous update post that reveals the Godmodder's name as Verraad.

Josuke then blinks and proceeds to smack himself in the forehead.

"How did I let that asshole confuse me so bad? Was it his Stand?"

"It's a bit worse, I'm afraid," I mention. "There's more bullshit than just Stands - a lot more flexible."

"And how do you know this?" He questions cautiously.

I proceed to Jump in the air, put on an entire broadway show all by myself, summoning up the props and special effects myself, and then land.

"...alright, bullshit noted. When can I punch the Godmodder?"

"After we clear out his armies," I wave my arm at the enemy entities.

"Wow, he really did a number on me. I though those were my pals." Josuke turned back to me and nodded. "Right. I'll back you guys up."

So, I have Ballyhoo remove the nametag now that Josuke's AG... And have Ballyhoo slap it on the Big Damage Laser Blocker! For all intents and purposes when it comes to being attacked, it is now also known as Nabbit! Meaning the Reploid Uprising is delayed one more turn as it viciously tears another Nabbit to shreds.

I then proceed to put up a poster for an epic, six round Gaming tournament! it is legit because Player Power, and Gamer girl can't possibly resist the siren call of owning noobs and Gamer Guy, her pig-headed archnemesis, who will be at the torunament! Other PG Gamers are free to try their hand at this too!

Before I forget, I pick up my sign and put it in my inventory.

'A Free Action Sign? What good is that!?' One might Ask.

Just wait and see.

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ACTION SUMMARY:
Action 1: Get Josuke to come to our side by appealing to his sense of Justice and revealing Verraad's trickery. Made easier with SCRAMBLE knocking things loose in a fit of counter-brainwashing.

Action 2: Use a Stand, Ballyhoo to turn the Big Damage Laser Blocker into Nabbit for all intents and purposes, including the Reploid Uprising's targeting code!

Action 3: I create a six round Gaming Tournament to distract Gamer Girl (and other PG Gamers, if I missed them.)

Free Action: Take a sign from a previous post and put it into my inventory. Mostly for flavortext for what I'm doing next.

 

[Winkins]

(Bared bone post)
Vote on letting the Magical Obliteration to be used this turn.

Focus: Disco-Boosting Crusher retroactively this turn.

One last talk with Overlord about being the Disco-Demon he will now be remembered as.

Orders:
Rice Temple Throws out Great Rice Barrier
The Winks army starts specializing in sweeping weakest targets which they do again this round.
And that should be all.

 

[Moniker]

Chapter 7: The Truth about Reality

From the beginning to the end, Reality has always been under the thumb of forces almost too powerful to comprehend. Various classes of gods, and their various afterlife systems, organizations and cycles - if they aren't actively against you, they are, at best, uncaring. Even our defenders, the Players, have little reason to save our world other than whatever sense of justice they may or may not possess. And of all the powerful forces out there - they're arguably one of the best!

Even beyond the things mentioned in this book, there is more still. The Corporation enslaves its workers, squeezing resources out of Plane after Plane in a cycle as endless as it is pointless. One of its rare competitors, the Bank of Actions, seeks to enslave powerful beings into crippling debt for equally absurd reasons. The full implications of even one of the beings mentioned in these chapters could fill countless books of philosophy and speculation. For example, I call upon the Players once again: Should they so choose, if they deem it necessary to fight the Godmodder, they could erase one person from existence, along with all evidence they had ever existed, including the memories other people had of them. Maybe this has already happened. Maybe you, reader, had a former friend, or a brother, or a partner who was erased in this manner already. There would be no way to know. And this is only one example of the terrifying possibilities of all that we are up against.

In the face of this, we see a truth - THE Truth:

Our actions don't matter. Everything is either guided by or undone by forces with little (if any) oversight, and no concern for us. I wrote this book to illustrate this Truth. Humans, and all the various sentient species of the many Planes - all of them are held captive, with all of Reality's physical power in the hands of only a select few.

However, despite this - despite the ironclad absoluteness of our collective plight - there is one hope.

Please read the next chapter.

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Next: The Truth about Verraad

 

[Moniker]

Soulrazers! Take out the Big Laser Damage Blocker, the PG Hacker, the Third, the Hiring Agent, and Valla!

GOMAK! Use Magical Obliteration

EVERYONE ELSE!
OPEN FIRE!

1x action (CP): I move the Psychic Overlord onto a Disco Square.

FOCUS: Super Mode. Offensive; Soulfray

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The Soulrazers will do as you say, assuming others confirm!

GOMAK: Ready!

Pyschic Overlord moved!

SUPER MODE ACTIVATED! OFFENSE + SOULFRAY! You get the SOULKNOW Super mode!

It allows you to get clues on enemy Critical Soul Weaknesses! Using a focused action, you'll get one fact-based clue as to what that enemy's Critical Soul Weakness is!

Action 1-3: ..........

.........

I stare at the Undertale Fanbase. I look around in my bunker and I see that there is a button. A big red button that says "Push to Destroy the Fanbase." "PS. Fighting for the trademark for the name". I push the button. red lights blur everywhere, making a very loud piercing noise. The bunker starts to vibrate. The sides open up to reveal many flame throwers and missiles. The bottom opens up to reveal tires. The bunker transforms into a UNDERTALE FANDOM DESTROYER TANK. The controls pop up in front of me. It looks like a joystick and two buttons, "Fire, and Fire missiles" The cursor points at the army and is locked on. I then charge at them while spamming the buttons. The tank fires everything, destroying everything in its path. This goes on for 2 minutes, until the ammo runs out. Once it runs out. It starts beeping rapidly. It's GONNA BLOW!!! I teleport out to a safe distance and wait for the explosion..............

.........................

huh? no explosions? huh, that's funny. I thought-

BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

The explosion leaves a creator and many body parts of the fandom start raining down from the sky. I just give a small smile.

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The creator, left by the explosion, awkwardly scuttles out of the way to create a game that will probably be worse than Undertale.

6,000,000 damage to the Undertale Fandom!

My buff for it is an extra ability to start a duel against any entity it wants, and will then impose all duel rules on the opponent as it does so. If that is already one of its abilities, then its buff is just a stat boost to its dueling capacities.
Onto the actual actions. The Heir's computer begins whirring to life. It begins to run line after line of code, firing off a long line of different code based attacks. Viruses swiftly begin overflowing the Hacker's hacking setup, making a conflagration of errors stop him from being capable of inputing any instructions. Since the Hacker hasn't had very long to program anything up for a specific AI to control the Tank, and the viruses are messing up his computer, he finds the Tank out of his grasp. Even if he tried to counterhack the computer, he would find a self altering code that he can't actually get any control of. He might then realize it is a large mass of nigh infinite AIs, and therefore is nigh impossible to hack, since every AI is shielded from any hacks by its friends.

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The buff more or less describes its current dueling ability, so you'll add a +1 on it!

4,500,000 damage to the Hacker's rig! Swearing, he fights for control...

I sacrifice any additional Aragami and boost the Ash Aragami's Hp, using a focused action I then create a vial, and drain the Ash Aragami of all toxins, at the cost of a small amount of the Ash Aragami's Hp if necessary.

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You sacrifice more Aragami, again! Ash Aragami drained of all toxins, and cured!

Grand Orders: GOMAK is ordered to use Magical Obliteration to deal AoE damage. The New Soulrazer Army has orders to one-shot the Big Laser Damage Blocker, Hiring Agent, Third, PG Hacker, and Valla. Save this until after my attack this turn resolves (they'll need more votes to activate anyways).

NPC Advice: Altair, Quinn, if the PG Hacker is somehow still alive when it's your turn, you NEED to hit it with EVERYTHING you have. If not, the tank will wipe out most of our forces outright.

Spoiler: Killplan

We need to alpha strike as many entities off the board as possible.

Supporting Damage:

• Magical Obliteration: 5 million damage to all hostile entities.
• Tank: Will one-shot two entities and deliver 10 million total overkill damage, if it is flipped back to our side.

Disco Squares Uses: We have 4 of these with Winkins' supermode?

• Crusher48 (Hurling for Massive Damage)
• Psychic Overlord (Massive damage)
• TANK (if it can be freed in time)

Entities Confirmed Dead:

• Karen: Killed by Crusher48 with Hurl and Disco Squares. May need entity support to confirm.
• Shield Hero: Killed by Crusher48 with Hurl and Disco Squares. May need entity support to confirm.
• Reploid Uprising: Killed by Crusher48 with Hurl and Disco Squares. May need entity support to confirm.
• Josuke: Converted? by Alastair's action.
• Big Laser Damage Blocker: Killed by New Soulrazer Army orbital laser?
• PG Hacker: Killed by New Soulrazer Army orbital laser.
• Hiring Agent: Killed by New Soulrazer Army orbital laser.
• Third: Killed by New Soulrazer Army orbital laser.
• Buffmaster: Killed by New Soulrazer Army orbital laser. Psychic Overlord with support from Magical Obliteration.
• Gamer Girl: Killed by Magical Obliteration plus 500k of damage confirming.
• Truck Driver: Killed by Magical Obliteration plus 500k of damage confirming.

Entities that still need to die:

• Giant Memer crowd (though is subverted and under our control for now)
• Legendary Hero
• Samurai (only 8 million HP away from dying, will take 5 million from Obliteration)
• Undertale Fanbase (16 million HP, will take 5 million from Obliteration, 3 million from Bill Nye's attack)
• God-Tier Anti-Hero (needs shenanigans to beat)
• First
• Second
• Sucker (can only be beaten with healing damage. If Josuke is turned he can one-shot it, otherwise our healers should focus-fire it because the heal block is stopping them from healing us anyways) (scrambled by Tazz, 80% chance it's less of a threat)
• Blob of Pain (stalled by JOEBob)
• Station Attendant

Focused Action: Telekinetic Shenanigans: Ah, now this is raw Power at its finest. Damage scaling based on distance between entities, in an absurdly large field? Excellent. My attack's damage is tripled by Winkins' supermode? Well, these poor entities are in for a world of hurt.

I normally don't move when using telekinesis, but snapping my fingers seems appropriate.

First, I Hurl the Heal Block at the Shield Hero.

Then, I Hurl the Reploid Uprising at the Shield Hero.

And lastly, I Hurl Karen at the Station Attendant.

Damage Calculations: There are 40 entities (or entity spaces, since a player's entire entity list counts as one entity) on the field currently.

The Heal Block is 3 spaces down from the top, while the Shield Hero is two spaces up from the bottom. 35 spaces of distance means 9 million damage to both of them (though only the Shield Hero takes that since the Heal Block is immune to conventional damage).

The Reploid Uprising is 4 spaces down from the top. 34 spaces of distance means 8.75 million damage to both of them.

There are 19 spaces between Karen and the Station Attendant. Both take 5 million damage.

The end result of this would be 17.75 million damage to the Shield Hero, 8.75 million damage to the Reploid Uprising, and 5 million damage to Karen and the Station Attendant. That's a total of 37 million damage dealt by this action. But with Winkins' Tripling (which, unlike with normal Disco Squares, happens immediately, not after a delay), I deal 53.25 million damage to the Shield Hero, 26.25 million damage to the Reploids, and 15 million damage to Karen and the Station Attendant. That kills the Shield Hero, Reploids, and Karen.

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You agree with Karp's order! They're locked in!

Your math is a little off. By my count, you deal 24,000,000 damage with the first hurl to the Shield Hero, 23,250,000 damage to the Shield Hero again and the Reploids, and 13,500,000 to Karen and the Station attendant. All told... MASSIVE damage!

Shield Hero and Reploid Uprising slain!

Ultimo Durana: 10 Energy Left

"Guys... I'm runnin' out of juice."

3 ACTION FOCUS - TRYING TO CREATE SOMETHING: Like a certain Malroth fellow, I try to make something at a workbench with limited CP, but fail dramatically. Frustrated, I take out my ANGER on one of the enemies.

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Your unlucky target is the Second!

ANGER

4,000,000 damage to the Second!

"Sub commander Ralathor, engage your nuclear force!"

I spend all three of my actions to rain down missiles of nuclear justice on the hacker, annihilating him with deadly explosions and a massive dose of radiation.

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The hacker tries to hack the nukes, but he only manages to divert a few! There's too many! 4,500,000 damage!

FOCUS!
March forwards men! End these honorless fools once and for all! I create an army of soldiers with guns to shoot all the Samurai.

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3,500,000 damage to the Samurai! They fail to dodge the merciless hail of bullets!

Huh? What's this? There's a sign here:

"Post moved for maximum Cheese."

You look on the ground. Sure enough, there's a slice of MAXIMUM CHEESE on a plate.

But where did the post get moved to?

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...Hmm...

Waking up from my long nap, I realize all the hell that's been going on. Then I use all my actions on Gamer Girl to put a curse/hack her stuff that makes it so any game she plays gets turned into Depression Quest.

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Oh, no! Not depression quest! Gamer Girl contracts Depression by proxy, and takes 4,000,000 damage! From depression!

'Well buggery, The hacker is at it again.' I think to myself upon finally noticing the PG Hacker V12.3. 'Hmm, Wonder what happen to PC Hacker's V3 through 12.2' I ideally wonder to myself as I try and think of how best to deal the The Hacker. 'Their probably ready for a lot of things so I'm going to need to just keep them busy.' I mentally note to myself as check what weapons I have and momentarily linger on my Ka-bar fighting knife as I make up a mental plan for my assault. 'First thing first -' Before I can think out my plan I see the GOMAK get ready to fire and probably wipe out the PG Hacker along with multiple other entities.

'Nevermind' I think to myself feeling a cheated at chance to maybe take down the PG Hacker. 'Probably for the best, Well might as well make sure that when GOMAK fires that it will hurt a lot.' I think to myself as I look up at the aforementioned entity.

With that I focus a little bit of power to teleport over to one of disco squares that can be used to boost damage and take hold of one before then making a wish. 'I wish for the Disco Square I got a hold of to be teleported to GOMAK and be applied to it so it will be able to cause even more damage then it normal would be able to.' Suddenly in a flash of red light the Disco Square I was holding vanishes from my hands and although barely visible I can see high in the air above the battlefield that the Disco Square has been applied to GOMAK. (1 CP used, or two if it takes another action to give it to another entity.)

With that I decide to wait for now and see what is left after this round. (Remaining CP charged)

(I'll vote to let Crusher48 go ahead and use GOMAK this round.)

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Ah, Magical Obliteration is a special ability you possess rather than an attack connected to GOMAK, so because of that, it doesn't work with Disco Squares. You charge up all 3 CP!

(Regarding the PG Hacker... it was a "Windows 8" to "Windows 10" sorta thing.)

2x I help Tassadar's poisoning problems by gathering medical plants, and I create an anti-toxin pill. I proceed to feed it to Tassaddar.

1x. I sigh heavily...
"Why did nobody else even considered attacking the hacker?"

In simple fustration, I dare the PG Hacker to hack this totally UNHACKABLE Computer that I suddenly pull out from my pocket. I tell his the computer has the best firewall in the WORLD, and nothing has ever hacked into this computer. What I don't tell the hacker is that the Computer is actually a trojan trap. Anything that breaks through the firewall is that their device will simply be filled will become a beacon for all the PG Hackers lovely "soulmates" and "wives".
The PG Hacker was never able to rid of them, he was only able to hack his own whereabouts away from them.

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Tassadar is CURED! He thanks you with a nod.

The PG Hacker totally breaks into the computer! It's easy... TOO easy! He realized too late! And from that day forward, he was plagued by hot singles in his area! The worst fate anyone could ever suffer! 2,000,000 damage!

The quiet watcher decides to do something rather simple this time, and used portal bullshit to plug in a keyboard into the laptop without the Hacker noticing due to being distracted by everyone else's actions. He then typed in four simple codes:

cd C:\windows\system32
del*
Y
shutdown/r

As the computer carried out the instructions and restarted, it failed to load up anything as the OS for starting the computer up no longer existed, ensuring that no one else would be able to use any form of L33T $K|LL$ bullcrap to take the hacker's place and make things even harder.

Once that was done, he opened a dimensional door directly behind the Godmodder and hooked the Paradise Grenade onto his belt by way of dimensional bullshit giving him a perfect way to put his hands close enough to do so, pulling the pin as he did so. The Godmodder, not expecting it due to thinking everyone was focusing on the army, was warped to a paradise realm, which was located at the beginning of the maze. Since he was in a hurry, he was able to make it back to where he had been in a rush but wasn't fast enough to move any farther by the time he ran out of actions.

Then he focuses on using his Stand to form a black hole less than a full meter ahead of him as he charges into the line of enemies, starting with the first, ramming through the second, and finally running over the remainder of the Undertale Fanbase before needing to stop from the feeling of the forces pressing against his body.

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The hacker swears, taking 3,000,000 damage from the ACTUAL REAL commands (dangit!), before pulling out a backup laptop and continuing!

The Godmodder unhooks his belt, leaving it behind as he charges forward! The paradise grenade goes off uselessly, but now the Godmodder's pants are barely staying up! It's rather embarrassing...

500,000 damage to the First, Second, and Undertale fanbase! They weren't expecting you to break the numerical order at all!

I charge 3 more CP, idly wondering what the last 5 entities might be.

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Your idle wondering conjures an image of 5 miniboss-class entities, ready to destroy the AG Army if left un-stopped...

The Apex Fleet summons more Frigates and fires at the Undertale Fandom with all conventional weapons.

Meanwhile, ES goes to the Anti-Hero, they talk, he gets stabbed by the God-Tier, the usual things, but in the end he convinces the Anti-Hero to have a brooding monologue back in his hometown, and then while he's there he should do something about the place, and before he knows it the GTAH has run several charity events and literally cleaned up the streets of trash, and is now feeling much more moral, as well as slightly thankful to the AG cause for allowing him to regain sight of the things that really matter to him.

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Apex Fleet will attack Undertale Fandom!

The Anti-Hero's morality becomes whiter, and they're seen as a little more heroic!

(x3)I Invoke the Mathematician's Beginning, that is, Baby's Logic Puzzle, the Denizen of Mind's Test...A 981x981 Sudoku Puzzle for the Undertale Fandom to solve, that leads to a Secret Website containing a Browser Hame with an Easter Egg that leads to a paragraph of text in the Source Code of the Website.They must solve it for I have hidden a secret clue for Deltrarune Chapter 2 in there...Foolish Undertale Fandom, What they will seek will only hurt them.


The clue is that sans is fortnite dancing in. it.

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50,000 of the remaining Undertale fandom people go off to spend their last few hours alive before the Godmodder obliterates Reality chasing some random ARG! That means you don't have to deal with them!

Eyowe is very, very, VERY disappointed that the Tank did that to his soon-to-be friend. He's not mad, just disappointed. And we know that's actually worse than him being mad.
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Free Action:
The recently-thrown Tripbug lightly bumps into the swarm that's been lazing about in the PG side. This sends them into a frenzy that would probably end in an overall decrease PG forces' mood.

"Intended Action Effect": Just a good ol' reminder to have the Tripbugs do something this turn.
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x1 Action:
So yeah, that Tripbug Eyowe threw last turn. It's just there, following the now-frenzied swarm of Tripbugs and partaking in their frenzy. It almost feels as if this bug isn't going to do anything special and that Eyowe literally threw him their just so he could be with his friends.

Theeeen it hits the Buffmaster, causing them to fall into one the of the most shameful trips in history. What makes it more shameful than other trips is that the Buffmaster accidentally throws one of their Buff actions away.

It ends up hitting the swarm of Tripbugs, causing them to hit the PG forces harder.

Intended Action Effect: Steal one of the Buffmaster's Buff action and apply it to the Tripbugs.
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x1 Action:
Eyowe appears in front of the God-Tier Anti-Hero and creates two concurrent scenarios in front of them.

One scenario involves a cute-looking cat wandering towards a railtrack with an oncoming train running at "Will definitely kill a cat" speed. The other scenario involves a village that looks weak combat-wise but are definitely stacked in cash and they are spending them at a rate at which it'll only be a matter of seconds before they have spent all their money.

Yes, this is Eyowe making the Anti-Hero pick between one obviously-good and one obviously-evil choice.

The twist? Whichever choice the Anti-Hero picks, they'll actually both be evil choices. The cat about to be ran over by the train is actually an omnicidal, definitely evil demon disguised as a cat, so it being ran over is actually a good thing and saving it is a bad thing. Killing the rich village is definitely evil, even if they are about to run themselves dry of money, but letting them on their own would lead them to turn into money-hungry monsters. But there's no way the Anti-Hero would know of this. He probably wouldn't even find out the cat was a demon in disguise if he lets it die, nor will he find out the rich villagers will become money-hungry monsters.

The Anti-Hero can't choose to do neither because that would disappoint Eyowe, and he's already disappointed right now, so would disappointing him even further be a good course of action? The correct answer is, no, it's not. He can try to do both though. It would be better if he tries to do both actually.

As the Anti-Hero deals with the aftermath of their choice, their love interest appears just in time for them to witness what the Anti-Hero did, immediately condemning them as evil and leaving them on their own. This drives the Anti-Hero off the edge and decides to go full-on evil...then Eyowe literally drives them off the edge with a truck that isn't as grandiose as the Truck Driver's truck. The Anti-Hero is NOT damaged by neither the truck nor the fall, but it sure does help them decide to be evil more quickly.

EXCEPT, all of that was just an illusion. Eyowe's not that evil as to drive a poor Anti-Hero to evil like that. As apology, he brought them a basket of flowers, a cake, and some alone time with their love interest.

Intended Action Effect:
Push the God-Tier Anti-Hero to white morality.
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x1 Action:
Eyowe approaches the Station Attendant with a look that knows it all: the goods, the biz, all that shiz. He really wants to "reach out to the truth" you know? And now he's asking the Station Attendant for a handshake, "give me the push" if you know what he means.

Spoiler: Persona 4 Spoilers

Eyowe is asking the Station Attendant, who SHOULD be Izanami from Persona 4, for a Persona. Specifically, he's asking that she awaken his Persona.

Why? He just thinks it's cool.

Why should Izanami listen to Eyowe? Good question. Could be that she can do it because she can. Could be that Eyowe might be interesting to her. Could be that he's looking at her with eyes that look like if she doesn't do it now he'll cry at fuckillion decibels and everyone will start looking at her with eyes that are mad at her for causing this to happen and if there's strings attached to his Persona he will cry at "not even death will save you" decibels.

Would be a good point to mention that Eyowe's current personality and mentality miiiight be different from the actual Eyowe's thanks to the Trickster Super Mode, and said Super Mode miiiight be ending soon, so if Izanami gives current Eyowe a Persona, that Persona miiiight just become a separate entity from Eyowe after the Super Mode ends.

Intended Action Effect:

Spoiler: Still a Persona 4 Spoiler

Ask Station Attendant/Izanami for a Persona, which becomes a separate but hopefully still [AG] Entity from Eyowe.

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The Buffmaster loses one Buff action, crushing the Tripbug in the process! Great, now he'll be forced to buff the Tripbugs somehow!

The Anti-Hero is tempted to go full evil just to murder you! Nevertheless, his morality becomes slightly whiter.

I don't know what a Persona is... I've never played Persona... but nonetheless, the station attendant is so scared, they back away from you, and end up slipping down some nearby stairs! 5,000,000 damage!

OOC: It's an attack redirector so stealthy it forgets it exists! Being so stealthy, it doesn't activate when entities attack or even get registered in the inventory. Fear not, I have a use planned for it!

Ugh, the Undertale Fanbase let their toxicity leak out and inflict my poor servitors. This is solid evidence that fandoms should be regularly cleansed to minimize insanity make a point to control their behavior. Cleaning up such a mess is going to be a hassle and even then the Undertale Fanbase will still exist.

Anyway, I begin by setting the Servitors' memory banks to redact all mentions of fandoms and Undertale and then throw those redacted files into the digital equivalent of a raging furnace. I make sure to carefully guide this process individually and quarantine those not yet reached behind both robust walls and firewalls, removing these safety measures once the harmful data is purged from each Servitor.

Of course even their brief exposure to something as hideous and vile as the Undertale Fanbase has already managed to take a physical toll on even the magitek Servitors. Nothing too insane but this type of damage must also be addressed to solve this sudden exposure to such obscene levels of toxicity.

With a bottle of water in one hand and a automatically drying towel in the other, I cleanse the physical taint of toxicity from the Servitors. A few dozen help expedite the process and save me a fair amount of scrubbing. It does take awhile but that's why you work as speeds faster than what a human can attain, obviously. Just because the length of a turn can be as short or as long as you need it to be doesn't mean you should take your time. (x2)

Then I stick an attack blocker on the Blob of Pain. (x1)

Entity wise the Temporal Guardian will stand in the Well of Radiance, Rotaz and the Hellfire Crystal Golem will create a rune carved bomb that can be used on those pesky rocks Valla wants moved, the Magitek servitor factory will start healing the Sucker, and everyone else will attack!

Oh, and Mark III Tactical Flashbang? Please attack both the Blob of Pain and The Second. Use those beautifully, magnificent, totally not adding to Moniker's workload, stunning attacks!

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Alright! You have one stealthy redirector available, and you can deploy it as a free action.

The Servitors can breathe again, now that they are no longer infected with absurd toxicity!

+1 blocker to the Blob of Pain!

The Temporal Guardian will stand in the Well of Radiance! Rotaz and the Hellfire Crystal Golem will have a bomb ready for you next turn - make sure to devote an action to using it!

[1x] stepping out of the machine, I look at the portal gun. It's not quite what I had in mind, but it'll do. First of all... I walk over to the [PG] army,and single out someone not destined for death, yet. the Blob of Pain.
My portals can hold an entity for a round and spit it out, presumably elsewhere, some time later. And an entity is always going to have more power then its attack; a tank shell can't weight more then the tank that fired it + the shell. So, It makes sense for me to be able to do the same... for an attack. ducking under NZZZ's attack blocker, I raise my hand and activate the gun, creating a blue portal in front of the blob. the end point, the orange portal? Eh, I'll figure that out later.

[1x]
Sliding away from the now-neutered blob, I take a moment to sight the exact position I'm pointing the gun at... there... a little left... up... timewarp VII... tiny bit right... and.... There!
The portal-creating blob flys through the air rapidly. However, before that one actually reaches its destination, I fire another at my feet. the first to hit is the entry portal, and the second exit, so...
Moments later, the first-fired hits a section of the tunnels ceiling, beyond the Godmodder's progress. an unavoidable Choke point, in particular. There we go...

[1 cp] struck by inspiration, I turn around as I fall through the portal below me (slowly, from my prespective, due to timewarp VII) and telekinetically grab a large swath of the collected Taint, before piling it on the big laser damage blocker. That way, when the Blocker finally dies, the taint should have a good chance to resurrect it on my side... and raw health is always useful.

[1x] As I then finish falling through the portal, I see the Godmodder is rapidly approaching. I mean, not too rapidly- I picked a spot pretty far ahead of him, about 17 distance ahead in fact, so he won't get to me by turns end. This gives me time to set things up. Greeting the angels at my portal destination, I explain that I'm a player, here to help them slow down the Godmodder, and I've got the best tool to do it: Four Godmodder Locks. Taking one out, I confirm with the angels that this is the only way past this particular area (if not, I head over to wherever the disparate paths meet up, or wherever there are fewer then four paths), and deploy a Godmodder Lock right behind me. Then, (expending up to 5 cp if necessary), I construct an opaque wall of cardboard cutouts of angels in front of the lock, and put another lock. and another opaque wall. and then a third lock, this one clearly visible. This way, the Godmodder will be trapped for however long it takes to break through 3 Godmodder locks with pure brute force, and he won't even pull out all the stops at first because it looks like there's just one!

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You slap some Taint on the blocker.

You drop out of the portal into an area that looks like the Tunnel! Deploying three of your Godmodder locks, you lock up the pathway!

Then you realize; the Godmodder redirected your portal somewhere else! It must have been during the period the portal-bubble thing was flying through the air! You placed down three Godmodder locks in some random knockoff tunnel! Classic DTG blunder; forgetting to constantly quintuple-confirm everything at least once per nanosecond!

You return to the Tunnel, three Godmodder locks lesser.

The LIVE Space Station targets the undertale fanbase, the engineers boost the weaponry this turn.

Now I go deal with the Anti-Hero. Unfortunately I cannot into enough shenanigans to impact his morality right now, so I focus on weakening him for now. Turns out I still have the attack-debuffing Shotgun of Dope, so I use that! I run towards the God-Tier Anti-Hero and do a totally spiffin' barrel role in his direction. I come out of my role right infront of him and seamlessly whip out the Shotgun of Dope and unload a full magazine into the Anti-Hero's torso, paying special attention towards wounding major muscle groups.

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A solid blast from the Shotgun of Dope reduces the Anti-Hero's attack stat significantly! 4,000,000 damage!

9CP + FOCUS

It is the Climax of DefTG. And here I am. Stuck trying to shove a decent post through a phone.

Aaaaaarrrgh

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That's the sound the legendary Hero, and any weak PG entities in reach, make when I scream in rage and hit them over the head with a giant phone.

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A giant phone WHUMPS the Legendary Hero, and also the First! 7,500,000 damage to both of them!

OW
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Use my super mode
And attack any pg entities that have full or almost full life
So that even if i heal them it's not much of a difference
I make sure i don't use my super mode powers on any entity who's health is lower than 85%

So two attacks and i am left with one cp

Use that cp to make a machine which would make my cp more efficient
It will give me 5% more effectieveness for my cp
(Can this be done)
If this doesn't happen save that 1 cp

Click to shrink...

You target a full-life PG entity; the Second! Rolling... SUCCESS! SECOND SLAIN!

[aleph+bet+gimel] Leah looks at Josuke. "... Kind of sad. Its impossible it could be anything other than a Godmodder Construct or a brainwashed version of the real deal, really... Or maybe just someone seriously confused. I'm betting on brainwashing, though. This guy sounds like the type."

"Operator. Power granted from entity: "THE MACHINE," corresponds to an attack on enemy memory. Force implementation of scrambling memory, resulting in forced defragmentation. High probability of forcing targets to change allegiances." Omniglot quips.

"... So I could jog his memory?"

"Affirmative."

Leah nods and approaches Josuke, somehow not getting the ire of like the billion other present entities while she crosses over to Josuke's presence. She sighs-she ain't no stand user, Crazy Diamond might as well be invisible. Of course, Josuke isn't invisible. Leah grabs Josuke by the face the power of SCRAMBLE pouring into them, to ruin their memory.

"... So. Might as well start from the beginning, then."

Spoiler: Leah's Story

It all started on some boring day in fall, usual school. Cold, I think. Woke up, did the usual routine, got ready for school, got the fire extinguisher because Mom was like ultra-pyrophobic, got my cool Technique Ring. Err, the Technique Ring is basically just a thing where I 'store' the weird things I learned for easy repeating and enhancement. Pretty cool, pretty useful. I copied a lot of stupid Kung-fu tricks with it, but I could only really remember how to jump good and kick good. Still worked for me. I went downstairs. Mom was getting ready to leave without me. She worked at a weather station and they picked up a Hurricane, which sounded stupid. There weren't any hurricanes where I lived. Plenty of tornados, but this would pretty much be a first, and it was like, class five. She didn't really elaborate. I was kinda nervous because she usually drives me to school first, and I encountered some creepy dude who kept stalking me and my mom. He's important. Thankfully, my friends kinda... Came out of nowhere and kinda scared him off. They're important too. One was named Nicole-she looks a lot like me, just a bit shorter. Super spunky. The other was Meghan. Taller than me, brunette, freckly, kinda plain. Real bookworm. We chatted for a bit while we walked to school, about the Hurricane and other things. Also beat off the creep's dog, though in retrospect I kinda wish we didn't.

School didn't last very long. Social studies teacher responded to the imminent hurricane-which was definitely a thing, now. Not any weird error or anything. We all huddled out in the hallway like a tornado warning, and... Then it all happened. It wasn't just a hurricane-I didn't know what it wasat all at the time but it wasn't just a hurricane, these horrible flying alien things crashed in and started just killing everyone left-right and center! Nicole distracted one and I made a break for it-all the way to the cellar, which didn't help, as the hurricane was tearing the place apart. The wind got me before the bugs, at least, but I thought I was screwed either way. Blacked out shortly after being whipped up, and...

... THen I heard this voice, and it was like, a warm grandfather's voice. He said that I was lucky to be alive at all and to expect complications, and my best bet was to find him. He'd leave a trail of breadcrumbs. Thought it was just a dumb dream... But then... Hrm, yeah. Let me get a bit more detailed.

After that... I woke up. I was groggy as hell, my whole body felt sore, but I heard someone's voice. Meghan's voice. She was yelling at me to wake up, shaking my body. I said, "Meg, meg, I'm up, what's happening?" And she said... Uh, she said, "Leah, Leah, we have to run! Now! I don't know where we are but we're being followed, I'm magic, you might be magic, we're not at school, I'm not sure where Nicole is-get up! GET UP!" Now that jolted me right awake, and I got on my feet fast. We were in some kind of forest, and Meg was holding this weird book with esoteric etchings on the cover. Probably the definition of a magical tome if I ever saw it, though I didn't believe in magic then. "Woah woah WOAH! Meghan, calm down a bit, just-are we running?" And she nodded and took my hand, and I got a bit of time to just and we were running, or tried to... We were almost instantly stopped by some giant feathery thing that just, like, crashed down from the trees. Like, some kind of humanoid gryphon thing, in full armor, with a crossbow. Eight more followed and surrounded us, and then a ninth appeared. They all had these red bands on their shoulders, and I was thinking, Nazi Gryphon knights?! But, uh. Well. The bands weren't Nazi symbols, they were something else.

The leader-who was kinda more ornate in the armor department-stepped up, and I think... No, I know he said this to me: "Captured at last! Ye are hereby charged with conspiracy, obstruction of justice, vandalism both misdremeanor and felony, robbery and burglary, assualt and battery, torture, and mass murder, in countless counts, and for these crimes we sentence you to death!"

... Yep. My mind was racing as fast as my heart-like, sentenced to death?! I wasn't the crazy artificial limb girl you see now, I was like regular teenager! The most action I ever got before now was kicking a rotty. Now I get gryphon nazi knights pointing crossbows at me and calling me guilty of like a billion crimes I didn't commit. "WOAH, LIKE HOLD THE PHONE! Like, don't I get a say in this-"

"No. Not for you, abomination. Knights, Fire-"

"NOO!"

Meghan lit up like an inferno all of a sudden, and before the gryphons could fire she just kind of... Exploded! Like, she didn't die. There was just this big pulse of fire and everyone got knocked back, and she took my hand and we were running, running like hell. I didn't know Meg to be the 'fighty' type before, she was screaming in fear about fending off a dog, and now she was like burning people alive! The Gryphons were screaming about being on fire, the commander was apparently OK and was shouting for the others to catch us, catch us, we were getting away! More gryphons kinda burst through the canopy but Meg was, like, chucking fireballs at her! I was not keeping up, and, uh, in retrospect I kinda wish I didn't scream as much. I screamed like, well, what you'd expect. It was terrifying. It was also super-surreal, but eventually after several minutes I think they just gave up and tended to the burning. WE were still running for hours after, stumbled on some old ruined town. Resting in like an abandoned house, no furniture and no lights, just a wooden floor and cobwebs. And I think I kinda lost my patience with it all then.

"OK, Meg, you really have got to explain to me what the HOLY gorilla IS GOING ON!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! MAGIC? NAZI GRYPHONS?! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!" I yelled. I didn't think it was a dream, for whatever reason-never occured to me. It just felt too real, too kinetic.

"Leah I, I don't know! I just woke up like only several minutes before I found you, found a book in this burned-out house, it just kinda... Resonated with me! I don't know how I tossed all that fire! I just... Did! And wow that was exhilerating I really want to-"

"Meghan! Later! What happened! THe Hurricane, those weird insect creatures, and now these Gryphons? Like, any clues? ... Where's Nicole, did you find her?!" I said, thinking about, y'know, the person that saved my sorry life back at school.

"I, I haven't found Nicole! You're the only other person I found! Uh, only other living person, anyways! My greeting to those weirdo feathered freaks was when they stabbed someone to death! Oh, oh god, Leah, I... I don't know what to do either!" She said and she was kind of crying now. "I don't know why we're here, I don't know where here is, I don't know what's up with the hurricane or those insect monsters or anything else, I just, I just don't know..."

I think we spent several minutes trying to calm each other down. Thankful those Gryphon gorillas didn't manage to tail us this far, either. Didn't know what they were doing... We stayed in that house for the night. The nearby village didn't have any food, but we managed to stumble onto a map that kind of explained the geography a bit, and we also killed a wild pig. Meg burned it for some pork. I never want to eat wild pork ever again, for the record, Meg wasn't a good cook... Really thankful for that map again, otherwise we wouldn't know about there being a portal room in the village. This, like, odd little magical gateway.

Meghan studied the book more for the day. She really absorbed it. She almost called it intrinsic. I didn't understand most of it and I don't think I could use it either way... But she could understand it. Already felt lagging behind, so I really tried practicing those kick tricks I knew before we started to sleep-the day didn't end. The sun kept shining. We didn't know why. Next day didn't bring anything weird, or lethal, so Meg tried booting up the portal, and thank god it worked, but we didn't know where it lead...

... I'm rushing through this, aren't I? This won't work as a full story, I think. Yeah... I'll tell the rest bit-by-bit, and try to explain the important revelations. Mkay? Mkay.

Click to shrink...

Randomly, Josuke is SCRAMBLED into an AG! But... his Elite status is protecting from alignment change... and he's very confused... if he just had something to push him over the edge...

Stands are bullshit. The best way to deal with Stand Bullshit is more bullshit. I immediately make a stand, BALLYHOO!

Josuke finds himself in front of me - still reeling from having his mind SCRAMBLED, because Stand users attract Stand users. We proceed to do an epic Stand Battle. Josuke liberally abuses what it means to 'heal' including healing stuff 'wrong' to make stuff like shields, weapons, and trying to make my face uglier. As he does so, it seems like the SCRAMBLE seemed to work as intended, as his eyes seemed to light up more and more. It was definitely the kind of look one has when they remember something so obvious and integral to themselves that they feel stupid for having forgotten it.

Partway through the fight, he notices that while my punchghost was punching, Ballyhoo had done anything bullshit. With his memories rapidly realigning themselves, he calls me out on this. So I shrug and point out Ballyhoo's ability.

It rewrite's a persons identity by slapping a nametag on them. Josuke wonders where the nametag is that I put on him.

It's on his hair. He can't remove it, lest he ruin his precious hairstyle, then I read out what the nametag reads:

"Hello, my name is: Nabbit"

Josuke panics, and looks towards the Reploid Uprising. They Maverick threateningly. I whistle, catching Josuke's attention.

I can have Ballyhoo remove the nametag without damaging his hair. He just has to agree to leave the field.

He mentions he's here to beat the crap out of a bastard named Verraad, a Player who had nearly killed his friend and shaved his hair! I raise an eyebrow. He adds that it has been a few months and it has since grown back. I show Josuke The Truth and a previous update post that reveals the Godmodder's name as Verraad.

Josuke then blinks and proceeds to smack himself in the forehead.

"How did I let that asshole confuse me so bad? Was it his Stand?"

"It's a bit worse, I'm afraid," I mention. "There's more bullshit than just Stands - a lot more flexible."

"And how do you know this?" He questions cautiously.

I proceed to Jump in the air, put on an entire broadway show all by myself, summoning up the props and special effects myself, and then land.

"...alright, bullshit noted. When can I punch the Godmodder?"

"After we clear out his armies," I wave my arm at the enemy entities.

"Wow, he really did a number on me. I though those were my pals." Josuke turned back to me and nodded. "Right. I'll back you guys up."

So, I have Ballyhoo remove the nametag now that Josuke's AG... And have Ballyhoo slap it on the Big Damage Laser Blocker! For all intents and purposes when it comes to being attacked, it is now also known as Nabbit! Meaning the Reploid Uprising is delayed one more turn as it viciously tears another Nabbit to shreds.

I then proceed to put up a poster for an epic, six round Gaming tournament! it is legit because Player Power, and Gamer girl can't possibly resist the siren call of owning noobs and Gamer Guy, her pig-headed archnemesis, who will be at the torunament! Other PG Gamers are free to try their hand at this too!

Before I forget, I pick up my sign and put it in my inventory.

'A Free Action Sign? What good is that!?' One might Ask.

Just wait and see.

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ACTION SUMMARY:
Action 1: Get Josuke to come to our side by appealing to his sense of Justice and revealing Verraad's trickery. Made easier with SCRAMBLE knocking things loose in a fit of counter-brainwashing.

Action 2: Use a Stand, Ballyhoo to turn the Big Damage Laser Blocker into Nabbit for all intents and purposes, including the Reploid Uprising's targeting code!

Action 3: I create a six round Gaming Tournament to distract Gamer Girl (and other PG Gamers, if I missed them.)

Free Action: Take a sign from a previous post and put it into my inventory. Mostly for flavortext for what I'm doing next.

Click to shrink...

You push Josuke over the edge! The scramble solidifies, and he is now solidly AG, having left the Godmodder's Army! He is now ready to help heal AG allies!

Big Damage Laser Blocker is now Nabbit! This would be a surefire way to have the Reploid Uprising kill it instantly, if Crusher hadn't already completely eliminated the Reploid Uprising!

Gamer Girl is too busy pulling off a CLUTCH to be distracted right now!

(Bared bone post)
Vote on letting the Magical Obliteration to be used this turn.

Focus: Disco-Boosting Crusher retroactively this turn.

One last talk with Overlord about being the Disco-Demon he will now be remembered as.

Orders:
Rice Temple Throws out Great Rice Barrier
The Winks army starts specializing in sweeping weakest targets which they do again this round.
And that should be all.

Click to shrink...

Crusher retroactively Disco-boosted!

The Psychic Overlord sniffs... it's time. If he's going to go out, he'll go out... WITH DISCO!

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The New Soulrazers swoop in! Their bombardments hit the PG hacker, the Third, and the Hiring Agent, killing all 3 of them! The Big Damage Laser Blocker is also hit, but thanks to its massive durability plus being IMMUTABLE, it only takes 10,000,000,000 damage! Another hit would finish it off!

You didn't reduce Valla's dodge rate! She manages to dodge through the bombardment, but still takes several hits and suffers significant injuries - but not nearly enough to kill her!

Valla: Okay. Okay. I can take a hint! I'm going!

Valla: (2 out of 3... it might still work if I used that substitute... but... I'll definitely need to get the third one...)

Valla is off the field! You can still dig up her rock if you so choose.

Disco square count:
1: Psychic Overlord
2: None, wasted
3: None, wasted

Psychic Overlord, for his very last attack, does his FINAL DISCO SHOWDOWN! He identifies a suitable, high-HP target... THE BUFFMASTER!

A massive beam of Psychic energies erupts from the Psychic Overlord! Everything he has, he gives to you now! The Buffmaster's brain is melted, leaving him on the verge of death! 58,500,000 damage!

Cloak: Magical Obliteration is about to hit! Take out The Sucker!

Cera: On it!

Cloak, Ash, Jamie, and Cera (with 8 CP) all activate ULTIMATE HEAL BLAST! A green light settles on the Sucker, and the entire field is forced to cover their ears as horrific, unearthly screeches ensue! The Sucker slain!

Altair and Quinn each attack the Legendary Hero separately! Altair unleashes a volley of various Pokemon attacks, while Quinn goes for a military-style campaign-based attack! 5,500,000 damage!

AG:

Winkins forces all attack the weakest remaining PG: Karen! Karen, drowning in buns, ends up crying and deciding to be a better person! She rushes off the field in tears!

Daskter's minions attack the Anti-Hero! 3,050,000 damage! His morality isn't quite white yet, so they'll hold off on killing him...

The Red Army Swordsman emerges from RECUPERATE, fully repaired and far better at dueling!

The LIVE Space Station, backed up by the Dark One, attack the Undertale Fandom! The LIVE Space Station bombards them from above, whilst the Dark One rushes through and slices any chance survivors in half, protected by the Godmodder Armor! Undertale fanbase eliminated! The dead bodies of the 12-year-olds brought into existence by the Godmodder are strewn about the field.

The Giant Memer crowd hits the Truck Driver again for 1,000,000 damage as they rip apart the last of the Area 51 replica! Uh oh... looks like they've realized its a fake! They're back to [PG] again!

The Apex, with the Fandom dead, attacks the Anti-Hero for 11,500,000 damage!

The Ash Aragami sacrifices all of its newly generated Aragami, growing even stronger!

Josuke and the TANK return to the AG side! They're back and ready to help more than ever!

The God of Magic and Knowledge steps forward...

GOMAK: I've been waiting to do this for some time... TOO long, I'd say.

GOMAK: Now then... I'm afraid these entities need to go.

MAGICAL OBLITERATION!

Your vision of the PG side is slowly obscured as magic, in the form of static, descends and covers them. Before long, nothing can be made out.

You see flashes of lightning in various colors, and running figures within the mist... but what's really happening inside... most likely, only GOMAK knows that.

When the mist/static clears, the PG ranks are significantly thinner.

5,000,000 damage to all PG entities!

Truck Driver slain! Gamer Girl slain! Legendary Hero slain!

PG:

The Samurai realizes... they've become injured! GAH! That's it! Their enemies won't kill them, because they'll kill THEMSELVES first! ACTIVATE SEPPUKU!

Samurai slain!

The Station attendant stands idly by...

The First tries to move forward and att-GAH! TRIPBUG!

Finally, the Anti-Hero tries to move forwards themselves, as-GAH! 4 MORE TRIPBUGS! The Anti-Hero loses all but one attack, which it launches at Daskter's Panzers, killing all of them!

The Blob of Pain is busy stewing in some portal middle-realm somewhere!

N:

The Temporal Guardian stands in the well of radiance! They gain a permanent +1M damage buff to their attacks!

The Servitors and Flashbang, with their planned target gone, attack the First, dealing 3,800,000 damage and stunning First!

Rotaz and the Hellfire Crystal Golem do their research! They create a bomb that can deal 50% damage to Valla's rock pile!

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+16% Godmodder distance!

The Godmodder: You've got to be kidding me...

The Godmodder: Okay, you there - go, take care of them!

The Godmodder's very last group, his 5 greatest elite soldiers, nod.

The Godmodder: One more turn... one more...!

The Godmodder: Reality is almost mine... almost...

The Godmodder, showing signs of exhaustion, presses onwards!

The Godmodder's last 5 Army entities show up! This is the very last of them! Take out everything on the field and you're done! -1% Godmodder Distance/turn!

One of the Godmodder's new Army elites, the Last Duelist, engages several AG entities in a duel! Help them win the duel to prevail over the Last Duelist!

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If you somehow have a plan to kill everything this turn, then JOEbob portaling the Blob of Pain may have been a bad idea... well. If JOEbob uses his portal power on it a second time, then you can safely ignore it. Also, portaling doesn't work on Elites and bosses.

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

ITINERARY:
-Wreck the Godmodder's Army to get to him and have a shot at finishing him off!

Minor Tasks:

Spoiler

Use Xerath's New Soulrazer support to help!
Find a way to clear the Heal Block! You need to find the Tree of Lithium!
Break Valla's rock? Maybe?

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DISTANCE: 82/102%
+15% per turn!

[SR]New Soulrazer Army: 304% charge (+64%/turn)

[AG]Altair - CP: 15
[AG]Quinn - CP: 22
[AG]Cloak - CP: 0
[AG]Jamie - CP: 0
[AG]Ash - CP: 0
[AG]Cera - CP: 0

[V]Heal Block (No AG/N entities can be healed!)

[AG]THE MACHINE (Use to gain a super mode for 3 turns!)(Select offense, defense, or utility as a focus; then any word as your specialty!)

[AG - Winkins]Winkin's forces: TA: 3,940,000 (2,000,000 shield!)
Bun prince/princess: 1,000,000 x 2 HP, 50,000 x 2A (20% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack)(protected first by the shield buns then the knights)
Bun knights: 50,000 x 87 HP, 20,000 x 87A (15% dodge rate)(+5/turn)
Fortified Rice Temple(Gives +200,000 HP/turn, -500,000 damage from all attacks, and +100,000A (collective) to Winkins-owned entities)(needs to be killed in one hit, dies to 10M+ damage hits)
Specials: Rice Festival(+100KHP/50KA) - 1/4, Rice BEAM(500,000 damage) - 5/5 - Great Rice Barrier(+2M HP shield to all Winkins') - 0/6

[AG - Daskter]You can count on Osttruppen, no really you can!: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP, 250,000A
Pioneers: 10,000 x 100 HP, 5,000 x 100A (can heal)
Line Gun: 100,000 x 25 HP(guarding Pioneers/Panzers)

[AG - Cephalos Jr.]Red Army Swordsman: 100% intact! Duel!+1A (-20% intactness per turn in a duel)(well-trained, wins duels fast)(RECUPERATE)

[AG]The Dark One, -----/----- HP, 500,000 x 5A, Special: Revelation: 3/4, RP: 0

[AG - CompTIA]LIVE Space Station(has emergency thrusters - saves from one deadly attack!)(Enhanced Production capacity)(Point defense - 25% chance to null attacks)(protected from 2 attacks)
Ship AI panel(current AI: CompTIA)
PROTECTION SUMMARY: Shield that blocks first 1,000,000 of damage!
WEAPONRY SUMMARY: 1,300,000
Quadcopters: 10,000 x 100 HP, 5,000 x 100A (guarding LIVE Space Station)(Max: 100)(+10/turn)
Space engineers: 1,000 x 5,000 HP (Can boost any one piece of the Space Station to be twice as effective for a turn)
Prism: 50,000 x 134 + 500,000 HP(guarding all)(originally JOEbob's)
Shield Battery: 300,000 HP (can shield up to 2 entities for +500,000 HP, shielding lost if Shield Battery dies)(originally JOEbob's)
[AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]King DDD: Perfect HP, Perfect! A (Is perfect)

[AG - DragonofHope]Ash Aragami: 5,000,000 + 700,000 HP, 2,300,000A (+35 Aragami/turn) + Shield Core: 300,000 HP (projects 700,000 HP shield)

[AG - EternalStruggle]Apex Fleet: TA: 12,550,000
The Apex: 5,000,000/5,000,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A (-1,000,000 damage from all attacks)(Fleet Beacon - Each turn, increase a specific unit type of ES's choice by 25%, rounded up to the nearest round number)
Attack frigates: 10,000 x 1,700 HP, 3,000 x 1,700A (10% dodge rate)
Spectral Lord: 400,000 x 75 HP, 4/4 charge (currently charging)(50,000A when not charging)
Attack drone: 1 x 1,000 HP + 4,000,000 HP, 2,000 x 1,000A

[AG]Well of Radiance (stand here to be healed and buffed!)

[AG]God of Magic and Knowledge: 50,000,000 HP, 10,000,000A/LearnAbout!A (can use regular attack or Learn About)(Minor God)(Boss)

[AG]Josuke: 25,500,000 HP, +20,000,000 x 3A (Elite)(Tri-Shield Buster)

[AG]TOG XXXXII: 98,000,000/98,000,000 HP + 1 permashield, 35,500,000 x 2A (1 Retcon Shell remaining!)(Boss)(+1,250,000 HP/turn)(can overkill up to 5,000,000 damage)(Godmodder attack shield, blocks 1 attempt at Direct Godmodder Influence)(+1,000,000A/turn until 5.29e14A)(gaining buffs after every Player attack for 1!)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]CaptainNZZZ's stuff (everybody guarded by Servitors!)
Temporal Guardian II: 30,000,000/30,000,000 HP, 8,000,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: 2/2 (-200,000 damage from all attacks)(25% dodge rate+1 Auto Dodge)(+2,000,000 HP per turn)(miniboss+status effect resistance)(poison resistant)(has spatial warping necklace - saves from fatal blow)
Mark III Tactical Flashbang: 650,000/650,000 HP, 250,000 x 2A (extra damage against hordes)(stuns hit enemies up to minibosses for 1 turn!)(reduces hit enemy accuracy by 20%!)(50% dodge rate)(-100,000 damage from all attacks)(+5,000 HP/turn)(1 last chance-save)
Magitek servitor factory: 700,000/700,000 HP, +200,000A, +40 Servitor/turn (+5% accuracy)(40% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)
Servitors: 10,000 x 660, 5,000 x 700A(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(1 attack redirector)(protected from 1 attack)
Hellfire Crystal Golem: 2,000,000/2,000,000 HP, 100,000A (protected from 1 attack... IN STYLE!)(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Rune-cast powers)(Phase-shift cloak powers)(Dimension warping powers)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)

Rocks covering something: 15% undug!

[PG]Giant Memer Crowd: 49,000,000 HP, 1,000,000A (Thinks AG Army is Area 51, wants to storm Area 51)(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]God-Tier Anti-Hero: 6,450,000 HP, 4,500,000 x 5A, Morality: |||||| (God-Tier, revives if killed without full white or black morality - change morality to kill!)(Elite)(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Big Laser Damage Blocker: 9,995,000,000 HP (automatically body-blocks attacks that deal 1B+ damage)(Immutable)(Status-Effect-Immune)(Army)(Dies when last [PG] entity alive)(taint-slapped)(Nabbit)

[PG]The First: 3,200,000 HP, 3,000,000A(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)(stunned for 1!)

[PG]Blob of Pain: 35,000,000 HP, 10,000,000A(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)(1 attack blocker)(portal-ed, emerging next turn!)

[PG]Station Attendant: 6,500,000 HP, Special: ???: 1/2(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]The Trainee: 30,000,000 HP, 2,000,000 x 2A (Stats double every turn)(restores self to full HP every turn)(Elite)(Tri-Shield-Buster)(Army)

[PG]The Last Duelist: 50% ========== (Dueling entities!)(Dies if they lose duel, kills all enemy duelists if they win!)
ALLIED DUELISTS:
Tassadar: 4,000,000/4,000,000 HP, 375,000 x 4A, Special: Laser Incision: 1/5 (30% dodge rate)(Totem of Life Unended - when entity dies, puts them into "unended" mode, where HP decays by 50% until healing surpasses it)(+125,000A per turn until 62,500,000,000)(toxic, -2M HP/turn for 3!
[N]Fennie: 3,000,000/3,000,000 HP, 155,000 x 10A(-1,000,000 damage from all attacks, +500,000 HP/turn)(super extra damage against snakes)(Miniboss)(protecting Disco-Chan)(protected from 4 attacks)
Prism Deployer: 200,000 HP (+10 Prism/turn)(originally JOEbob's)(protected from 3 attack)
Disco-Chan: 1,500,000 HP, 200,000 x 2A, Special: Disco Squares: 1/3 (repels darkness!)
Rotaz+1: 350,000/350,000 HP(engineer)(+5% accuracy)(50% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Dimensional and Space Emergency Button)(Telaport, saves from lethal hit)

[PG]Jeff the Serial Killer: 60,000,000 HP, 100%-of-max-HP x 3!A (Elite)(Tri-Shield-Buster)(Army)

[PG]Sense of Impending Doom: 70,000,000 HP, Evolve!A (takes 50% HP damage from New Soulrazer Targeted Strike)(Elite)(Tri-Shield-Buster)(Army)

[PG]Final Boss: 100,000,000 HP, 10,000,000 x 10A (Boss)(Immune to attacks with more than 1B damage/1,000 CP worth of power)(Tri-Shield-Buster)(Army)



OOC: The Last Duelist works more or less the same as the Duelbots from the Bank of Actions. They can just duel 5 of your entities at a time.

Bosses take only 25,000,000 HP damage from New Soulrazer Targeted Strikes.

Player list:

Spoiler

Alastair Dragovich - CP: 27 (X-Blade (use to protect one Player from death once!))
Arsenical - CP: 8(1 post in debt!)(Inside THE CAPSULE, which is maybe indestructible, small amount of power channeled to The Creator, better channeling with The Attractor and DRAFT, piping to hell)
Bill Nye - CP: 0 (has super sharp gold sword - 3 power left, burny iron sword - 3 power left, bow and arrow - 3 power)
Captain.cat - CP: 36 (protected from 1 attack)(has 1 Boost Stone)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 6 (protected from 1 attack)(has Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Overpowering Poison+1, Remnant crypt energy, EMP, Mopium, Godmodder Tracker V1.0, always-hit-Monocle)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 0 (has Cybil's blood sample, anti-infantry railgun, pocket reactor(1 power), power armor)
Crusher48 - CP: 0 (Has Tactician Soul in a Bottle, Scanner Cannon)(Hurl, deals .25 damage to 2 entities multiplied by how far apart entities are on entity list for 2!)
Dangan_Machin - CP: 0
Daskter - CP: 0
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 0 (Espionage ghost)(Goopcalibur - 25+15 Power + Goop effects!)(Extra Goopcalibur power is used when attacking)
Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 15
Ender_Smirk - CP: 9 (has Shadow Agitator)
[N+1]EternalStruggle - CP: 0
Exoskeletal65 - CP: 0
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 0 (has bag of nine-sided die)
General_Urist - CP: 3 (Shotgun of Dope - 1 power left, attack debuffs whoever it hits)
GoldHero101 - CP: 0 (has Ultimo Durana(10 power left, Self damage ticket))
I'mTotallyNot-R.O.B - CP: 0 (has Super Soldier Serum)
[N+2]Joebobobob - CP: 25 (has nice bed, infinite charmzard energy, 2 Boost Stones, cyan orb(1 power) 1 Cleansed (?) Multiplier Orb, Something, 1 Godmodder lock)(Portal Gun - use one action to trap an entity inside a portal for one turn for 2!)
Karpinsky - CP: 3 (Soulknow - use focused action to get soul weakness clue for 3!)
Krill13 - CP: 23
Moonstar101 - CP: 0
O.R.I.G.I.N. - CP: 0
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 5 (hexagonaherbs, 1 Homestuck Aspect vials(Life/Void/Mind/Blood/Doom/Heart/Rage/Space/Time/Breath/Light gone), BUFFNESS, Save Point: [AG]Psychic Overlord II: 9,000,000/9,000,000 HP, 3,500,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 2/2, Special: OMLDC: 5/5 (When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x15 damage)(+300,000 HP/turn)(Boss))(Oh no - ??? for 1!)
Pionoplayer - CP: 0
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 8
Strider626 - CP: 2 (Tempest - using 2 actions, 50% chance to fully heal/instantly kill an entity for 1!)
That-Random-Guy - CP: 73 (protected from 1 attack)(has Echolocation)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 14 (has grenades, Antimatter bullet))
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 16 (protected from 1 attack)(Scramble - use a focused action to randomize enemy side as AG/PG/N/V/SR for 2!)
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 12 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]The Ego - CP: 1 (+10,000 HP sword, Delicious cake, one use of Somno powers, Player Eye, Player Knife, RGB control panel(has red, green, blue buttons), four-leaf clover)
Vylad - CP: 8 (wearing Impervium Armour, protects from damage!)(has Wound healer, Coin Flipper)
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 1 (has Mook Kill Switch, more of a BBB, +1,000A Iron sword, 10,000 damage token, 1 Multiplier Orb, greatsword, 1 Godmodder Lock)(Disco Square - use focused action to multiply attack power by 3 for 2!)

Player Inventory:
Bonfire(3 uses left)(Spend your entire turn resting here to heal)
Ultimate Orb of Shielding(+1 attack shield to everything on field)
Orb of Resurrection (Revives one dead allied entity at full strength)
Godmodding Vol. 1
Medkit x 2, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Bravely Default Asterisks(mirror asterisk has 30 million damage laser special, 0% repaired), Mirror Frame, Black Filling
Charge Booster (damage: 7/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Celestial Guidance(2 uses left)
CP Converter
100,000 CP Crystal
Powerful Callback Greatsword
Godmodder Soul Orb

 

[Crusher48]

Soulrazer Orders: Delete the Trainee, Jeff the Serial Killer, and the Big Laser Damage Blocker.

Player Orders: Alright, let's do a chain attack. I'll start it, and if you don't have a special objective to accomplish, you should join into this chain attack. Then, at the end, Winkins will use Disco to triple the entire attack's damage.

First, though, we need 2-3 players to target the God-Tier Anti-Hero's morality to make sure he cannot respawn.

Side note, all your gear is going to be useless in the final battle. So, if you've got CP, items that give you a damage bonus, ANYTHING, fire it now. Ideally as part of this chain attack.

Spoiler: Plan of attack

The Plan:
*Scramble the Last Duelist (Tazz is handling it)
*Keep the Blob portal'd (JOE's handling it)
*Nuke the four big enemies (done)
*Bring the God-Tier up to full morality (unhandled)
*Winkins + TRG combo attack wipes out everything still alive (needs to be done).

Chain Attack: Cancelled

Supporting Fire:
*Trainee, Jeff the Serial Killer, and Big Laser Damage Blocker will be wiped out by Soulrazers.
*20,000,000,000 damage attack used by Josuke to obliterate the Sense of Impending Doom.
*Last Duelist will be scrambled (20% chance this is ineffective).
*~80 million damage worth of entity attacks.

Focused Action: I Hurl the Heal Block at the final boss three times, knocking him off balance and dealing heavy damage. About 18 million or so.

 

[EternalStruggle]

"FIRE EVERYTHING, NOW! EVERY BIT OF CHARGE WE HAVE GOES NOW!"

Player Presser fades away... you get 20,000,000,000 Energy added to your inventory - the estimated amount of Energy you would've had if it had lasted another turn! You can expend all 20,000,000,000 of that energy at once to launch one 20,000,000,000 damage attack!

Click to shrink...

A useful tool. ES turns to Josuke, and quickly teleports over to him. Before the befuddled youth can say anything, ES' hand is upon him, and a great transfer of energy occurs.

Josuke gifted 20,000,000,000 damage attack!

"Once the New Soulrazers take down the Blocker, I need you to ORA harder than you've ever ORA'd before, and in a very much not healing capacity." ES points to the Sense of Impending Doom. "That thing is tough and blocking our advance, and worse still it's resistant to our Targeted Strikes. However, this attack you have is capable of taking it out in a single blast. Do this, and the tide might just turn in our favour."

For what little it matters, the Beacon summons more Attack Frigates, and the Fleet opens fire on any PG forces left standing by the end of the turn, with the Spectral Lords using their charged attack. However, it should be the case that by the time they have to fire the enemy is wiped out to the last, but in case they somehow aren't...

ES also signs off on Crusher's Soulrazer Orders.

 

[WHM Sukamia]

I order the Ash Aragami and all of the Aragami to attack the God-Tier Anti-Hero. I then focus my power and increase the sharpness of the Aragami. And yes, I'm increasing the sharpness of their entire body.

 

[The_Nonexistent_Tazz]

[aleph+bet+gimel+16 CP] Leah sighs and looks at the Last Duelist. "... I wonder why these things even exist sometimes." Its time for SCRAMBLE!

Leah blows the rest of her CP load and grabs the Last Duelist by the facemask, channeling power into her SCRAMBLE attempt! The power of the SCRAMBLE is unmatched, but Leah's inner workings are fairly calculated-the CP is used to, mid-SCRAMBLE, insert a few new memories into the mix, a few of her own memories namely. Obviously tagged and sorted as not their own, but almightly important ones. Her imprisonment here. Her fight at the Bank of Actions (and her impressive dueling capability)! The Godmodder slaughtering them all (and twice at that). The Prison, the hopelessness, the despair-the hate. The everything she kept hidden so no-one could even guess she was under so much pressure. The breakout. The terminal. The ranting. The planes dumped into reality unceremoniously, threatening to crash into each other. The loss of life.

In short-the full and complete understanding that the Godmodder respected and trusted nothing. That of every horrid and pointless power in the planes, he was by far the absolute worst she had ever seen. The ideological ramifications-a sense of self-reflection-the facet of being teh worst in a world full of titanic evils and apathetic watchers, with justice tossed to the wayside, comes crashing down around their mind. Muscle memory is perhaps the only reason the entities are still dueling the Last Duelist by this point.

And, with hope, the Last Duelist will hopefully never duel for the Godmodder again.

The CP expidenture, in layman's terms, is to neutralize any and all chance for the Last Duelist to stay as [PG] after the Scramble, and maybe slightly bias them towards the [AG] and [SR] alignments, though the major important thing is axing any chance that they remain [PG], even if they still wind up enemies afterwards.

Spoiler: Leah's story, continued

So, things kind of get a little vague and a little rocky here. I honestly don't remember everything... So much was happening, and it was kind of a while back for me... I'm still foggy on the details. I remember the important beats, though.

After we went through the portal, we came out somewhere more... Civilized. I thanked God Almighty that everyone could understand English, where we got told of... A loose idea of what happened. This was when we first learned about Godmodding Wars... Though, no-one had any clue what was going on. For them, it was distant... They could only assume this was the force of the Godmodder. An almighty reality warper locked in constant warfare against somewhat weaker reality warpers. We didn't get caught in the crossfire, though-what we encountered were, most likely, the Godmodder's rogue entities out for some blood. AT least, that's what they thought the insects were. They didn't really have any explamation for the Gryphons and didn't have me or anyone like me logged as any criminal or anything. We were still confused, but we were given a few things. We were given some more gear-more appropriate for travelling the planes. A better map. Some better tech. A few cool new things for my Technique Ring and a new Fire Extinguisher because it was, like, on sale. Margaret got a new magic tome, too. And then... We were told to hoof it. Those Gryphons weren't going to stick around.

Me and Meghan were being a bit... Aimless at this point. Planar wanderers, I s'pose. I'd almost say hobos, but they were violent times, and one-day jobs for cheap were easy. We never visited the same place twice, occasionally camped, and tried our best, tried and tried, to keep ahead of those gryphons. And we knew they were still hunting us. They weren't exactly being subtle. We kept running, basically... They definitely were a bit more than just nine or ten dudes with crossbows, after all. We occasionally heard about someone else in our position, scattered across the planes... Found nothing whenever we tried to look into it. This was the pattern for about a month... But we didn't just get nothing. We learned a bit more. There was one other major event going on at the time... There were sightings of this crazy monster. Nowhere near where the 'battlefield' of the Godmodding Wars was supposedly taking place, just going on its merry way being a mobile apocalypse. If I feel like I'm underplaying it... I guess I was. It was so far away and we couldn't figure out if it had anything to do with us. Everyone just knew it was called the Leviathan, and we made it a point to go nowhere near it.

... And then, well. Hrm. I guess I didn't talk about him too much, did I? That creepy guy from before?

So, there's this creepy dude. He's not exactly what you call a man with traditional moral scruples. Works as a loan shark, got hit for an assault charge years back. We didn't suspect he was going to get wrapped up in any of this either, but he did. As much as I call him a creepy guy... I honestly should thank him. Pretty sure I wouldn't be alive without the guy.

Me and Margaret were taking a stop in a small town in a new plane. Nothing special, normal 2000s tech levels, I think. Magic was rare there so Meg got a lot of attention. Some guys claimed that they were magical scholars and wanted to have Meg impart some knowledge. big fat lie, we got jumped by thugs, robbed and beaten. Turns out they were in the same boat as the gryphons... Swore to god we would've died if he didn't show up. Turns out those goons picked him up as well. I'unno why he freed me no questions asked, guess his moral compass wasn't completely bent. Slipped out of town and out of sight. Heard the gryphons raised hell over it afterwards... I guess anyone could tell you that from the smoke rising out of the whole town after that! Psychos.

...We never really learned his name, I don't think. He asked us to call him Grimm. We poked fun at him for it but I guess pseudonyms were pretty clever in the end. He tried playing responsible adult but at that point I was basically female teenage jackie chan and Margaret was, like... Nuts. He wasn't worthless though... Turns out he was more receptive to the healing stuff that Margaret wasn't, and quite honestly getting into scrapes all the time wasn't the best.

Things started picking up around now, I think... I think whatever that was, that was like a catalyst for something else. Started hearing that grampa voice in my head whenever I went to sleep. Started telling me things. Talked about breadcrumbs. Trails. Paths we should take. Safeways. I didn't know who was talking, if they even responded they deflected me every time. I didn't listen at first... And then the voice started talking about Nicole, and I mean 'sans vague old man monologuing' here. That was... Even if it was a long shot, I wasn't going to just give up on the person who saved my life when those insects hit. Pretty sure if they got me I'd just be dead.

I think Margaret was very... Eager, on the idea, more than I was. Grimm didn't want anything to do with it but we dragged him along pretty easy. He felt like he needed us more than him... Kinda felt sorry for the guy, being bullied by us 'harpies' and all. Heh.

... I think this is when things started picking up... Give me a sec. Its still kinda vague in my mind.

 

[Ranger_Strider_]

FOCUS!
Now.... look over here you Anti-Hero... If you were a regular hero I would allow you.... To pet THIS! I take out an adorable kitten and hold it in the palm of my hands. But seeing as you aren't a good guy.... I can't.... Come to the light side my friend! We have kittens...

 

[Krill13]

x3 Action:
As his Super Mode comes to an end, Eyowe reverts back to his original form, drops down, and...lands on the steps of a flight of stairs and promptly failing to balance himself in time, resulting in him falling down on said stairs. And it keeps happening. Nobody told him, man. Nobody told him about stairs.

It doesn't exactly hurt a lot, but it sure is going to be painful to Eyowe's pride and reputation. And as it so happens, a certain Anti-Hero gets to lay witness to this shameful scene, sees it as a feat of karma for what he just did to him last turn, and sees that there's some manner of justice in the world, which warms his heart up.

 

[Daskter]

3x I tell the Final Boss that he was never the big bad boss he though he was, everybody knows there's a bigger Boss than you.

The final boss is just a weak shadow in comparison, he's nothing but a pathetic dust particle compared to the Godmodder.

The entire point of his existence is to simply be a small stepping stone on our path to the Godmodder.

I tell the final boss his true purpose "NEET", just go home and watch anime and play games. That's his true purpose.


Ooc I wonder whats 5e point of 1B blockers when our TOG deals 70million damage.

Anyways I suggest the TOG hits the Trainee and Giant Memer crowd