Defeat The Godmodder

[Victory by Ablation]

Phase Four of Four: Winter / Conclusion
(Twelve actions channeled into the charge in total).

Welp. We've come this far.
Everything around Victory suddenly vanishes. The three pillars are fully burned and out of their ashes springs up a fourth sarcophagus.
Out of the first one, infused with the energy of the pillars' magical fire, emerges an undead man wearing a mayan mask. This man seems to have a giant hexagonal-shaped hole in his chest, surrounded by six smaller hectagons. With a grin, the man is ready to introduce himself. However, he finds that he simply cannot speak. Infuriated, he notices the hexagonal hole in his chest and presses his thumb down on it, igniting himself on fire. Now that he is in a dire situation, he proceeds to punch the hole again and again, then pressing down on one of the smaller hexagons when he realizes it's not working. Fortunately, that seemed to have stopped the fire. Victory, who is still meditating around the sarcophagi, opens his mouth and begins speaking for the man.
"Listen to me."
The Mayan man rushes to Victory to punch him, only to be denied by the invisible force-field around him.
"You will do as I say."
Suddenly, an aura appears around the man, engulfing him in it. Grinning yet again, he turns towards the Godmodder.
"These four entities are... special, so to say. They have been infused with the Godmodder's blood."
Aapo opens his eyes, one of them lacking a pupil and the other one fully red.
"Which means that they are bound to the Godmodder. They will not act like normal entities, which is to say, they won't have a constant damage number. Instead, I will sacrifice my actions to act through them. Normal entities can't attack the Godmodder. However, as mentioned, they're special. I don't know how much health they have, so I'm leaving that up to you to decide."

Out of the second, third and fourth sarcophagi spring out a witch doctor, a translucent blob and finally, a celestial being with horns respectively. Each of them possessing that very same hexagon, each of them with a pupilless and a red eye.
Entities summoned!

 

[Moniker]

[I ask if I can replace my "one weapon in debt" with more-or-less the same thing eevee just pulled out?]
you forgot to remove the UNO cards I used.
this is a checkers board, so most pieces move diagonally, 1 at a time. my rook, however, is immune to godmodder mind control because its literally a stone tower...
and it moves horizontally.
and it can always hop over because most pieces can't move on half the spots.
time to utilise my non-move actions. first,I begin construction of a cannon. this will take 5 more actions (move or not) to complete.
then, I play the yellow draw-2. the yellow front line (but not the mind controlled pieces) gains weight, and a 60% chance to be unable to move when the godmodder tries.
thirld, the bishops continue to play their sermons, becoming more enthusiastic and raising our hype meter by 1. it was close though... looks like 4 - 1 will be a bit harder to get.
I transform 2 pawns into eye of the watcher towers at once.
for the fifth non-move action, they stare at the yellow candyland pieces, raising my Sweet Moves! meter and lowering their hype meter. with their hype meter lowered bellow one, and my army so clearly leading in the Sweet Moves! department, they take a hit to raise the hype meter back to one, with some pieces switching back to me, specifically the 2 rook-helpers that I upgraded last round.
now for the move actions! the rook blitzes forwards, striking a pawn, then chaining (which is a thing in checkers) the attack by moving to the blank (and normally inaccessible) space behind its target, then taking another target in the same way. all in all, I kill about... four pieces is sadly the maximum, with one action. taking advantage of troop movements to go on a killing spree raises my Sweet Moves! meter, as any sweet move is wont to do.
its been five actions! I drop my cannon where the rook was (this is a free action that doesn't count as move Or non-move) and load in the auto-constructed quick-bomb. I fire at the top-right corner of the godmodders not- hypnotized forces, killing all troops in a 3-by-3 around my shot. this kills another four.
Sweet moves! near-total annihilation! You just started some Sick Fires!
the godmodder has four non-seduced forces left, and I still have an action!
the eye of the watcher towers gaze at the godmodders side. his hype meter falls again, because its pretty non-hype to be so weak your enemy decides to spend an action just Looking at you. (yes, I could attack if I wanted to- I have an archer gumball remember?) my Sweet Moves meter starts to fall slightly...
before the remaining seduced people decide they value their life over their love, lowering the godmodders army size to 4 troops. as well, some of the people from Pluff0's army decide my army is better, and come join me instead of Pluff. I am Reaping the benefits of a high Sweet Moves meter!
note: if the purple candyland card is still mine, and it grants an extra action, I order a pawn (one who wasn't just called back from seduction) sacrificed as a cannonball for the cannon, firing it into the last of the godmodders ranks and leaving him with a mere 2 members in his army.

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You've gained a large amount of power, and taken a large amount of the godmodder's power away!

The Shen Gong Wu is under the curse of repetitiveness now... you'd probably need to think of a new weapon!

I litter the middle of the feild with trap cards, rendering it impassable!

Then, I utilize the rainbow trail shortcut to move a piece to the godmodder's side! It hits the back of his side, becoming a queen!

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You've gained power!

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CANDY POWER:
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


The godmodder isn't doing so hot... But he isn't going to lose. In fact, all this so far was just him LETTING you get this far.

The godmodder decides to celebrate the SPIRIT OF HALLOWEEN SEASON by going trick-or-treating! He knows all the best houses and routes, and moves ultra-fast, and knows how to squeeze the most candy out of every house! Better yet, he eventually comes upon a box full of candy with a "take-one" sign, which he takes all of!

When he returns to Candyland Checkers(the time is only 2 seconds for your perception), he has an entire bucket full of yellow-colored candy, which he dumps on his side of the board. The pieces pile up, and spill over into JOEbob's and Pluff0's side. You can hardly see the board under all this candy!


How will JOEbob or Pluff0 EVER win NOW? The godmodder looks like he's prepping for a finishing move...

CURRENT SITUATION:

GAME:
Candyland: Checkers edition
Board status: Three-way board, it doesn't even matter where the pieces actually are

CANDY POWER:
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Health: +++++++
Pluff0
(Has Cop-out card)(Control of black candyland pieces)

Health: +++++++++
JOEbob
(Has a Purple candyland card, Cop-out card)(Control of blue candyland pieces)
UNO cards: red 5, yellow 2, red 6, red 8, yellow 9, blue 8

Health: ++++++
The Godmodder
(Has ??? chess pieces, ??? UNO cards and "A" and "H")(Control of yellow candyland pieces)
UNO cards: 6 cards

Current stakes:
Pluff0 being one legendary weapon in debt to you
One legendary weapon from the godmodder's stash
JOEbob being one legendary weapon in debt to you

 

[Moniker]

I will make a stylish teleport vest for the Princess that when she is about to die will teleport her out of the way

The Space engineers will add a Anti Mind control beacon to the space station so the godmodder can not take control of anything in the space station

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The Princess has a teleport vest! Engineers accept your orders!

The power continues radiating from Arsenical, using up all of his three actions. The electric byproduct of attempting to summon the SLAMMER OF JAM Begins to enter the ground beneath everyone's feet, causing indentations of a passingly familiar shape, though it's too early to correctly guess.

"Narrator, tell the others about what we're doing. We need all the charges we can get."

Certainly!

It's a tale that begins long ago... When the world was created, so were the eight other realms: Niflheim, Muspelheim, Asgard, Jotunheim, Vanaheim, Alfheim, Svartalfheim, and Helheim. However, few know of the last two realms that existed, Læsagard and Ginnungard. Læsagard was a realm below all others, so far down only the longest of Yggsdrasil's roots touched it. Little was known about this realm, as it was a forbidden place. Some say Læsagard is every single work of art and every single work of music ever made and ever will be made, as it is the spring of inspiration.

Ginnungard was a realm above all others, so far above it balanced on Yggdrasil's tallest branch. Little could survive here, but a little still lived, hardened into the strongest warriors. Only a few have ever been to both, and only one mortal has done it: The SLAMMER OF JAM. He was ordinary, once. He was a respected star of the traditional Viking pass time known as BASKETBALL. He was so legendary, in fact, he was recruited by a group of Læsagarders who needed his skills. They had been challenged to a game of BASKETBALL by a team of Ginnungarders, who had taken the talent of other Mortals skilled in BASKETBALL. It was a hard-fought battle, but finally, the Læsagarders and the SLAMMER OF JAM beat the challengers.

Now, it had been long since his power was required, but this was the time to summon him. Only a few more turns, and the king of Slammers and Jammers would be summoned.

The man, the myth, the legend, MICHEAL JORDAN would enter the battle.

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Micheal Jordan...

I learn to read.

The cheery girl, meanwhile, sets the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger through various Super Meat Boy levels that make him start over, and over, and over...
Eventually the Unsealed Assassin decides to quit but has already taken great damage.

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15,000 damage to the Unsealed Assassin!

The Meister simply reappears outside the uberdog, does his whole SPEECH THING:tm: again where EVERYONE can here his GLORIOUS ROLLING GREEN FIELDS OF WORDS. And then he actually just arranges for half of the Volunteer Flame Thrower division to set themselves on fire in an incident involving incredibly hot spices in a burrito, a misplaced flamethrower, and a bucket of high-octane, aviation-grade fuel disguised as ice-cold milk.

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The_Two_Eternities counters your attack just in time! You... you monster...

NEUTRALADDER UPDATE: You are now N-1! Your entities will be treated as enemies by the AG side!

I focus on open in another portal. This one to the realm of mines [V]. The archrival of the clowns, when they meet, they attempt to out do each other in creating chaos (3/5)

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ANOTHER new charge begun!

As soon the barracks finish I queue up an order to build another one, then the barracks once finish will start producing marines.

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Orders queued!

So, it's come down to this.

...

It's interesting. He did just save the Princess. Without his intervention, she'd have just died to Yorehammer. Hmm. On the one hand, that meant he could probably kill her... but on the other hand he might be able to see her live. And AG death machines were slightly rarer and thus more interesting than PG death machines. Basically, since he was less sure of what might happen if the Sealed Princess survived, he guessed he'd help her survive.

FOCUS - ROYAL NEGOTIATIONS

Maybe kidnapping her might keep her safe? I mean, it was worth a shot, right? Besides, kidnapping princesses was far more a cliche than assassins, no matter what strange mirror-people might say.

So, summon a random villain, since with any classic one there was like an even chance this was in their purview, and get her out of here in a hurry. Waving his hand around, the man soon realized why being specific was important.

He was face to face with a rotund, hammer-wielding penguin.

Facepalming, since this particular individual had never launched any sort of kidnapping, the man sighed. Well, he'd still be able to get something out of this.

King Dedede has been summoned, waddles over to the Sealed Princess and commences (you guessed it) ROYAL NEGOTIATIONS! Any who dare intervene will feel the wrath of the King's hammer and be knocked away, although after this happening a few times or so at best the King will be fed up with the constant disruptions and leave. This happens after any other bodyguards, but before any defenses on the Princess herself, such as shield belts or teleport armor.

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King Dedede summoned! He is NEGOTIATING with the Princess! He'll act as essentially a Thornwall bodyguard.

NEUTRALADDER UPDATE: You've risen to [N]!

[TRIPLEFOCUS!]
The boy raises up his microphone, and his flute. He aligns them, the mic pointing away from the flute, puts them close to each other, and then focuses real hard. A blinding flash is emitted from the items, and the boy is now holding a black microphone-like staff with a blue circuitboard design.

He swings it at the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger, knocking him up into the air. At this point, the boy combos him back repeatedly, until some amount of time passes, when he just decides to whack him out of sight with an electricity-infused attack.

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16,000 damage to the Unsealed Assassin!

I pull out a palantir and use it's powers to investigate the strangely dormant Tower of Pain from a safe distance. (x1)

Muttering something about 'those incompetent AGs' I enchant the Sealed Dainty Princess's clothes to provide her with enhanced agility. This'll grant her a small chance to dodge attacks. (x1)

Realizing that the Custom M1 Abrams is missing it's infamous first line of defense, the layer of skin that covers it (yes the tank actually had that) I quickly pull out a knife and cut off a large amount of skin from the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger, said skin soon put onto the M1 Abrams' frame to provide it some minor damage resistance. (x1)

Since cutting off a bunch of skin and leaving you alive is rather frowned upon I order my entities to attack the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger, let them take the assassin out of his misery.

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Dainty Princess given a small base dodge chance! 3,000 damage to the Unsealed Assassin, small resistance given. Entities given orders!

Looking at the Tower of Pain... you're getting some life signs. Very fast-moving life signs. They don't look human.

"Doormaker," I order, "protect the Princess by making attacks aimed at her go into portals. Volunteer Flamethrower Division, attack the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger."

I counter (x1) Little_Hunter's plan by swapping the burrito for a not-as-spicy one, putting the flamethrower back in its proper place, and labelling the fuel correctly. I also (x2) convert the fuel into SUPER FUEL and put it in the Volunteer Flamethrower Division's flamethrowers, boosting their damage.

(OOC: Unofficial Itinerary V:

Protect the Volunteer Flamethrower Division from Little_Hunter (done by me)
Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess (done by Doormaker, MooGoesCow21, EternalStruggle, CaptainNZZZ, Ranger_Strider_ and feller21)
-Get Yorehammer back from the Godmodder
Keep the Uberdog placated (done by That-Random-Guy and CoreBrute)
-Keep the RoIK portal open
Attack the Boulder
Attack the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger (done by the Volunteer Flamethrower Division, Page or Time, Cyanogynist, CaptainNZZZ, CaptainNZZZ's entities, CoreBrute and the Army Men)
Distract the Sealed Assassin - Power (done by CoreBrute)
Attack the Godmodder (done by Captain.Cat, Daskter, and Little_Hunter_)

Q: Little_Hunter, did you know that the Volunteer Flamethrower Division is on our side?)

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The VFD members have SUPER FUEL! Their power increases!

*Where was CoreBrute Last Turn?*

CoreBrute flexed his metal arms, as he prepared for a new plan. That's when he felt static in the air, as blue energy formed a circle near him.

"Uh guys...is this one of you-" Before he could finish that sentence, he felt something sharp pierce his shoulder, before he was dragged into the portal, before it vanished.

--In the Portal--

CoreBrute was tossed on the ground of a construction yard, rolling like a rag doll. He groaned as he got to his feet to meet his captor. A being covered in metal, glowing with blue energy.



"Who the heck are you?" CoreBrute questioned.

"I am the one who will collect all the pieces. I am the one that will make every right choice. I am the one who shall destroy the Godmodder." It grew a spike from it's fist. "I am you-but effective." It then slashed at CoreBrute, who just raised his fists to defend in time. The impact sent him flying into a pile of dirt, where he left a large impact.

"Ugh..." CoreBrute groaned. "You're a parallel version of me right? You must be from when I took Velocity 9."

"Indeed." The metal covered foe struck at superspeed again, clanging against the armored fists, before kicking him into a nearby crane. "Before all of us changed our name from Deo to CoreBrute for simplicity sake." CoreBrute knew he was being toyed with, but it still hurt like a Mofo.

"Owww. That happened several turns ago though. Your body should have been broken apart unless..." He glanced up and down the suit. "You built that thing out of some Godmodder gear, maybe the Armor Crusher too? So it keeps you alive?"

"Barely. My status as a Player keeps me alive, the suit enhances my speed. Each time I travel to a new dimension, I need to take the place of that CoreBrute, to take their immortality." The creature's blue lightning grew brighter as it spoke.

"How many of us did you kill?" CoreBrute subtly moved his hand towards the crane's controls.

"Dozens. Maybe 100s. It's easy to lose count. We're not as good we think we are." The creature began to lunge towards CoreBrute.

"Speak for yourself!" CoreBrute grabbed onto the controls and called out, "Mephistoles I accept the contract!" Suddenly a pack of smokes appeared in CoreBrute's lap. Then his head burst into flames. And so did the rest of the crane.

Spoiler: What happens when you trade your soul for a pack of smokes

The now giant hellfire crane swung at the evil speedster, sending him flying.

"I can fight all day other me!" CoreBrute roared, his vocie raspy through the skull. "Bring it!"

Spoiler: 1 Eternity Later

Both versions of CoreBrute were exhausted, each barely able to stand. Blue lightning sparked out the side of the evil one's armor, while CoreBrute good's skull had a large crack down the side.

"you *gasp* had enough *gasp* yet?"

"Never." The speedster responded, but looked like it was going to fall to pieces.

"Well we're at a stalemate." CoreBrute noted. "So why not just tell me what you want so badly?"

"The books. The three books from the crumbling library." It raised it's metalic hands. "They just crumbled in my hands. I wanted to get all the copies, to make up for my blunder."

"Oh those. Yeah I got those." Suddenly three books fell into the evil CoreBrute's hands. "Two of them are recreations made in crayon by the archive Ivy."

There's a long pause as the speedster stared at the books.

"Damn. Why didn't I think of that?" It sighed. "You...maybe you are as smart as you think you are."

"Oh stop it-" CoreBrute was interrupted by a loud call from the netherrealm.

COREBRUTE YOU TREACHEROUS LEACH! The demon lord Mephistoles rose rose into sight. YOU PROMISED ME YOUR SOUL AS MY GHOST RIDER IN EXCHANGE FOR A PACK OF SMOKES.

"In my defense, it was Glastonbury and I was rather drunk at the time." CoreBrute the Ghost Rider explained.

"I remember. I was there too." Evil CoreBrute responded.

EXCEPT YOU ALREADY PLEDGED YOUR SOUL TO DIONYSUS, KING RAVANNA AND THE DRUMMER FOR NICKLEBACK!

Both CoreBrutes looked sheepish at that.

IT'S WORTHLESS TO ME. I'M TAKING BACK MY POWER CoreBrute roared as he lost his Ghost Rider powers, becoming normal again. AND MY SMOKES.

"No! Not the smokes!" The pack of cigarretes vanished into the ether.

YOU SOUL TRADING HUSSY. Mephistoles remarked before going back to hell.

"No Mephistoles! I can change!" CoreBrute yelled out before resigned himself to the fact he would never see those sweet smokes. He then turned back to his evil counterpart. "Sooooo are you gonna kill me?"

"No. I don't think so." The Evil(?) CoreBrute got up and held out his metal hand. "I think I've wasted enough time. I should get back to doing what's really important with the time I have left. Fighting the Godmodder."

CoreBrute smiled and returned his metal grasp with his own.

(OOC: ACTION 1- Recruited my first Entity, BrutalCore a speedster version of CoreBrute wearing Savitar level powered armor. Unfortunately having taken so much Velocity 9 has basically used up most of his player immortality, giving him the starting HP of a player recently turned N-2. (I don't remember what that is so I hope the GM puts it in, but if that sounds like too much HP, GM can reduce it if they feel it necessary). Additionally he's got the negative status [Time Remnant] and [Velocity 9 Side-effects]. )

ACTION 2: BrutalCore brought his counterpart back to the Hexagonfield via his super speed. He glanced around the field to see what had changed.

"Crap, did you guys have Endgame early or something?" He noted, glancing at the damage.

"Yeah don't remind me." CoreBrute nodded. "You ever seen those assassins before?"

"Oh yeah. Don't worry, I've got a plan." BrutalCore's mask gave a twisted smirk.

"Alright then, you go do your plan." CoreBrute noted, and the speedster went off.

Spoiler: Ordering my entity

Pretty sure ordering my entity doesn't cost an action.
Essentially, BrutalCore is going to run up at super speed to the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger and replace some of it's bladed weapons with the tastiest, most pungent smelling jerky in the multiverse. The kind giant UberDogs love to chow down on.

CoreBrute then turned to look at what was left to be done. He then turns to the Sealed Assassin-Power, leaping in front of his opponent.

"Alright pal, you and me are going 1 on 1. Let's see whose really worthy of-" a beam of red light hits both the Assassin and CoreBrute beaming them away.

Spoiler: On the Megacruiser

"-The name of Power, where the hell are we?" Both Assassin and Player found themselves in what looked to be an arena, with crowds of cheering public surrounding them.

"I am Slix Vigma. This is the Megacruiser." A hologram of an alien with a domed head greeted them. "Everything on this ship belongs to me. Including you two. As my newest gladiators, I would like to see how you do in my tournament,"

Suddenly electronic shackles appeared on the two of them, binding them to each other.

"As a pair. Let the battles commence!" The hologram vanished, replaced by a series of robotic gladiators.

"Damn it." CoreBrute swore, as he stood back to back with the assassin. "I guess if we want to get back to Hexagonfield we're gonna have to work together here."

(OOC: Spending both my remaining actions-1 to have myself and the Assassin-power teleported to the Mega Cruiser against our will, and 2 to bind us together with electronic shackles, so we can't fight each other until we escape the ship.)

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BrutalCore summoned! He's going to do as you say!

You and the Sealed Assassin - Power, are forced to fight your way through a brutal tournament arc, against enemies that use attacks like "infinite pain stab" and "infinite poison needles"! You kill the enemies, and the Sealed Assassin contributes by being your body shield!

Eventually, you escape the ship, only to find the Assassin dead. Darn.

Isn't life fine, even if there just 9 turns remaining and I am currently unsure how I can ever see into their eyes... also I still have a cult, because I can't get them out there fast.
So how can I ever be with them again? This isn't like I imagined at all. Goodbye!
I am going to have fun, still only 9 turns away from death. YES

They got weapons to defend themselves with, and will have more of them. It is their choice whom they kill with the weapons.
But the weapons seem weak. Lets make this better:

• Teleport "Sun of Pain" into lab (in a stable form), to ease the pain from people and take away the source of power from tower of hurting pain.
• Upgrade of "Mass destruction factory +1" into "Mass destruction factory +2".

(big selfish wish ahead)

• Open entrance to personal paradise.

Hopefully I can do all this things as long I am ascended or I will regret not doing them.

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You try to teleport the Sun of Pain out to somewhere safer! But... some mysterious force is preventing you from doing so...

Factory upgraded!

FOCUS: Jerky Can on-a-string

For my action this turn, I carefully attach a lightweight jerky can to the unsealed Assassin-dagger. The can is full of the most delicious smelling jerky you can imagine. If the UBERDOG decides to attack anyone on the AG side, the can will open, wafting the scent through the battlefield.

OOC: This ought to distract the UBERDOG the next times it makes trouble for us and make certain the Dagger Assassin dies.

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You and BrutalCore both do this! The puppy can't possibly resist now...

HE'S HERE!!!!
1. I finish summuning the Monster of God (5/5). In a flash, Alexander Motherfucking Anderson apperas on the battlefield. Oi! Anderson! We've got a false God and his servants to kill, along with a poor innocent princess able to be converted to Catholicism. You in? The smile I received in return was both heartening, and fucking terrifying.
2. I order Anderson to join the guard squad for the princess, and buff him to give him dodge chance. Cover her for now! I'll whale on the Godmodder! *(OOC: Don't know if i can order and buff same action. If no, order takes priority)*
3. I take out the Good Book and slam it into the Godmodder's head before droning on and on about religion. Surely a boring sermon would irritate him? Praise be! All glory and honor to God! Now repent or die!

Spoiler: Anderson Stats

Fuck if I know, but likely has some regeneration.
Edit: CaptainNZZZ's point:
You might want to mention his superhuman stats (gotta get that natural dodge chance against attacks), blessed weapons that do extra damage against undead, and multiple attacks per turn considering how many bayonets he tosses out.

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Anderson summoned!

The godmodder is a staunch adherent to godmodderism. Godmodderism is the belief that all gods of every religion are real, and that they should all be worshipped equally. In this way, godmodders receive protection from ALL GODS.

FOCUSED ACTION:
I summon the first slot machine.First, some rules.
-If you are a player, then heals/damage go to a random entity, with your own taking priority.
-Getting two results, like 1/1/2 give you a weakened form of result 1. It has 9 outcomes.
-To interact with it, and get the chance of winning, just say [X]Roll Slots.
~Can be done 3 times a turn?~Unknown, wait for clarification.~
1:It heals you for some damage
2:It inflicts some damage upon you.
3:It heals a random enemy.
4:It damages a random enemy.
5:It gives you a random buff.
6:It gives you a random debuff.
7:It gives a random enemy a random buff.
8:It gives a random enemy a random debuff.
9:JACKPOT! Two 9s let you choose one of the other options, at full power, Triple 9s let you do the same, but with a massive boost to them.
Probably a bit too much, so it is going to have low health, but I can probably start buffing it.
"Now, time for me to start living up to my claim of a random suffering bringer." The mirror mutters. "COME ONE, COME ALL, TO THE REFLECT ROULETTE SLOT MACHINE. TEST YOUR LUCK, WIN OR LOSE, YOU LIFE WILL DEFINITELY BE MORE INTERESTING!"

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SLOTS MACHINE summoned! Rules list added to the OP.

In annoyance I watch as the UBERDOG waddles away. 'You'll get your mutt.' I grimly mentally promise. 'Perhaps give the Mutt rabids and thus turning it into a Void entitiy? maybe that would make the Godmodder have to a reenactment of Old Yeller? Eh I'll see about that later.' Shaking my head of my thoughts I get ready for my next actions.

I turn towards the Army men and say. "Right lads! I want you assist our allies in taking out taking out that Unsealed Assassin" I point to the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger. "Roger that sir! Men focus fire on that son of bitch with the the dagger!" One of the Squad leaders orders. The army men despite the losses, still hang onto their courage, They had fought the worse the Tan, the Blue, the Red army men had to offer and yet the Green army men endured and came out on top and wiped them all out to the last man, women and child. so despite all they had suffered the still hold strong, They set their sights on the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger with grim determination.

As the army men prepare to fire I turn to the godmodder and see he is being annoyed with the Good book.'Right Asshole time to start working on my vow of vengeance for my men. I wish for a Vest with 1 ton of TNT to be strapped around me and it has a activation voice command that I know!' Suddenly I have a explosive vest wrapped around me!
'Right, show time!'

I then teleport a few inches behind the Godmodder as he is trying to deal wit Ranger_Strider and his proselytizing and I wrap my arms around the godmodder chest and with all the strength I can muster I left him into the air in a bear hug and I Yell "Vulgtmah uh'eog cthulhu!" The TNT turns green and in a electronic voice yells out "Cthulhu ah throdog!" Then it explodes.

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SUICIDE BOMB attack begun! The army men have taken your orders, this time!

Seeing captain.cat about to explode with the godmodder I trap the Godmatter with non-movable rods all around him to delay his ability to move.

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The godmodder's stuck!

The Dogmeister, sensing opportunity, promptly makes sure to sabotage any explosive-resistant armor the Godmodder has via abuse of dimensional wormholes transporting the energy of the explosion though any the Godmodder has on, in addition to making the non-movable rods regenerate every .3 seconds, on top of basic anti-teleportation fields designed simply to delay him as much as possible.

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With all the power of a kamikaze, captain.cat EXPLODES, leaving the godmodder no way to resist! 2 damage to the godmodder!

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: Darn

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Darn

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: Darn

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Dang

Oh awesome! We were able to protect the princess last turn! Let's keep this up guys!



I honestly really love this idea! Since this is some important royalty that we are dealing with here, I will help with the occasion by surrounding the Princess, King Dedede, and any other defenses protecting them(to add some extra protection, duh!) with incredible four-sided castle walls that look fit for, well, royalty!!

All actions will be focused on the walls to make them as strong as they can be and make sure there are absolutely NO INTERRUPTIONS with the negotiations!!

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A castle surrounds the negotiating royals! It can protect from 3 attacks!

Phase Four of Four: Winter / Conclusion
(Twelve actions channeled into the charge in total).

Welp. We've come this far.
Everything around Victory suddenly vanishes. The three pillars are fully burned and out of their ashes springs up a fourth sarcophagus.
Out of the first one, infused with the energy of the pillars' magical fire, emerges an undead man wearing a mayan mask. This man seems to have a giant hexagonal-shaped hole in his chest, surrounded by six smaller hectagons. With a grin, the man is ready to introduce himself. However, he finds that he simply cannot speak. Infuriated, he notices the hexagonal hole in his chest and presses his thumb down on it, igniting himself on fire. Now that he is in a dire situation, he proceeds to punch the hole again and again, then pressing down on one of the smaller hexagons when he realizes it's not working. Fortunately, that seemed to have stopped the fire. Victory, who is still meditating around the sarcophagi, opens his mouth and begins speaking for the man.
"Listen to me."
The Mayan man rushes to Victory to punch him, only to be denied by the invisible force-field around him.
"You will do as I say."
Suddenly, an aura appears around the man, engulfing him in it. Grinning yet again, he turns towards the Godmodder.
"These four entities are... special, so to say. They have been infused with the Godmodder's blood."
Aapo opens his eyes, one of them lacking a pupil and the other one fully red.
"Which means that they are bound to the Godmodder. They will not act like normal entities, which is to say, they won't have a constant damage number. Instead, I will sacrifice my actions to act through them. Normal entities can't attack the Godmodder. However, as mentioned, they're special. I don't know how much health they have, so I'm leaving that up to you to decide."

Out of the second, third and fourth sarcophagi spring out a witch doctor, a translucent blob and finally, a celestial being with horns respectively. Each of them possessing that very same hexagon, each of them with a pupilless and a red eye.
Entities summoned!

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Four new allies summoned to the field!

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AG:

The ranks of the AG army have swelled significantly! They're looking really good right now!

Progress on the Space station continues. SCVs finish a barracks, and a new weapon of mass destruction appears. The Tower of Pain is still silent, and it's kind of making you nervous...

The VFD and Army Men go straight for the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger, dealing 46,000 damage! After they're done attacking, the Army Men gather around the almost-complete bar...

Anderson and the Seasonal Forces go for the Boulder, dealing 34,000 damage! BrutalCore piles some jerky onto the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger...

The Sealed Dainty Princess is too busy negotiating to attack. Her bodyguards, however, are not. They attack the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger, dealing 7,000 damage!

Dainty Princess: Okay, I can open the harbor for your crumpet shipments. However, I'll need all these tariffs lifted...

PG:

The Boulder hits the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger for 2,000 damage, and then they both hit the castle, completely obliterating it!

Suddenly, the Sealed Assassin, Power... previously downed, but now he's getting up again! As the second sword on his headband starts glowing, his muscles expand to twice their previous size! Meet the UNSEALED ASSASSIN: POWER! He leaps for King Dedede, using his immense strength to kill him in one hit - though Dedede does manage to get a hit of his own in for 5,000 damage! The Princess's feathers are quite ruffled - she thought negotiations were going rather well, too!

The two unsealed assassins look at each other, ready to work together... suddenly, the Uberdog comes tearing in! In one bite, he eats the Unsealed Assassin - Dagger and all the jerky he's covered in! UNSEALED ASSASSIN: DAGGER killed! Now, Boss entities are immune to one-hit kills, and just take some normal damage from them, but the Dagger assassin's HP was already so low that it didn't matter! The godmodder realized that, at the rate things are going... the Dainty Princess might actually live. He needs a new plan... and he takes 1 damage from the sadness of his assassin's death!


The godmodder's feeling pretty unhappy with how this boss fight is going. First, he sends EARTHQUAKE SPIKES under Anderson and BrutalCore, dealing 15,000 damage to each of them. Then, he takes out Starcalibur...

And gives it to the Sealed Dainty Princess as an honorary present. With a few caveats: He's soul-bonded to the sword, meaning he still has its double-action effect even though it's temporarily out of its possession. The other caveat is that if the Sealed Dainty Princess is to fall in battle, the killer will acquire Starcalibur. Basically? Anyone who lands a killing blow on the Princess gets Starcalibur!

The godmodder looks over at the AG and N players. He's being so nice to them right now. See, the thing is, there is NO WAY an entity like this would be summoned - with an objective to prevent an unspecified bad thing from happening - if that bad thing didn't have a 101% chance of happening. But this is your opportunity! You can get something out of the bad event by triggering it intentionally! So go ahead! Kill the Sealed Dainty Princess! Come on! You aren't gaining anything by NOT doing it!!

N:

CaptainNZZZ's forces don't have orders!

Doormaker sets up a portal blocking the next attack against the Princess - essentially acting as an attack Shield!

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The Resolute Heart burns Cyanogist's palms... he'll need to give it to someone else soon. Or now.


ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! Maybe that pie-related method could help...
-Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess until she can leave the battlefield! The assassins are the primary entities threatening her, but don't forget to provide her with protection from EVERYTHING, not just them! Or, kill her and get Starcalibur.
-Keep the Uberdog neutralized, or everyone will die. The Kittenverse portal is helping, but right now its Vengeful!

Minor tasks:

Spoiler

The army men get stronger over time! That bar and brewery...
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're making progress on a space station with great potential!
Protect the SCVs building Stacraft buildings!
Something's gone wrong with HV's Tower of Pain - find out what it is!
Protect Doormaker! He can help with any portal-related tasks!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(10% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 15,000 damage support attack(ready in 2!)(Damage buff rune: 50% done)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready in 2!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: 33% complete, protects Space Station from mind control(cost: 8)
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers every turn!
Space engineers+1: 90/90 HP x 200(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)
Arengith the Enchanter: 25,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)

[AG - hungry visitor]Mass Destruction factory + 2: 12,000/12,000 HP (producing 1 weapon of mass destruction every turn!)
Weapon of Mass Destruction: 1,200/1,200 HP x 2, +500A each(can be equipped by entities)
[N]Tower of Pain: 30,000/30,000 HP (lying dormant)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 30 HP, 400 x 30A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)(targeting Dagger assassin)

[AG - Daskter]SCV: 30/30 x 9 HP(building barracks)(1 MULE - worth 5 SCVs)
Command center: 5,000/5,000 HP(protected from 1 attack)(+1 SCV per turn)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 HP(+1 marine per turn)
Barracks: 10% complete

[AG - captain.cat/Corebrute]Army men(22,300 total attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed):
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 60, 225x60A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners III: 50/50 HP x 30, 360x30A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 50/50 x 15 HP, Healing A(healing ORYX!)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 15, building brewery/bar(complete in 1!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 32, researching anti-mind-control(complete in 3!)
HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 1, getting 5 medics, 18 scientists, 25 engineers(complete in 1!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP
Possesses 8,200 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped)

[AG]Sealed Dainty Princess: 5,000/5,000 HP, 1,000A Special: Leave the Battlefield(Ready in 2!) (Boss)(10% dodge chance)(2 shadows - 50% chance to sacrifice themselves)(1 teleport vest)(Protected from 1 attack)(holding Starcalibur: x2 actions - droppable)
Battle butlers: 1,000/1,000 HP x 7, 500 x 7A(10% chance to protect princess)
Battle maids: 1,000/1,000 HP x 7, 500 x 7A(10% chance to protect princess)

[AG - Corebrute]BrutalCore: 25,000/40,000 HP, 10,000A

[AG - Ranger_Strider]Anderson: 15,000/30,000 HP, 7,000 x 2A (20% dodge rate)

[AG - Victory by Ablation]Summer: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A
Fall: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A
Winter: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A
Spring: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(35,500 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A(working on M1 Abrams x2 attack, done in 3!)
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 21 HP, 500 x 21A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+4 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 26 HP, 250 x 26A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000A (500 damage resistance)
Wall: 17000 HP(+1000 HP per turn)(protecting all entities)(40% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack)(-1,000 all damage taken)(thorny: 1000 damage to all attackers)

[N - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)

[N]Slots Machine: 50,000/50,000 HP

[PG]BOULDER: 28,620/100,000 HP, 2,000 x 2A(hits one PG and one AG/N entity each attack)

[PG]Unsealed Assassin - Power: 115,000/120,000 HP, 40,000A, Special: Crushing Blow(Ready in 2!) (Boss)

[PG]Godmodder: 242/300 HP(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)

[PG]Uberdog: Playfulness level: Vengeful (one-hit-kill attack)
Kittenverse portal: Halving rate of Playfulness increase!


Player info:

Spoiler

Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New summon: 3/10)(Portal to hell: 4/5 - Suppressed by Dreadnought)(Circus Tent: 1/5)(Realm of Mines(3/5)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor(Ascendance)
[N+1]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)(7/30 charge)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 8/15)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Hikki(is GUNSLINGER)(HAS AMMO)
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man
Cyanogist(Resolute Heart: No negative status effects)
[N-1]Little Hunter

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0

 

[Stikes]

CANDY POWER:
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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I feel suspicious about this development. Something isn't right...

I reach over and open one of the yellow candies... and underneath the wrapper, it's a black candy.

Eyebrow raised, I rifle through the rest of the candies in the blink of an eye. Half of them are black. Did the godmodder really think he could get away with this.

 

[MooGoesCow21]

Focus:I add a extra charge to the teleport vest so it will get her out of any sticky situation

 

[JOEbobobob]

new weapon: energy collector. when the owner does damage to a target, gain energy proportional to the energy. once you have enough energy, you can use it to simulate double-actions or empower something.
bullshtic, man. you don't know how to do it. the candyland-checkers pieces were plastic, not real candy, and there's no rule against eating any snacks a friendly opponent brings. I get to work, nomming false piece after false piece, noting also that most of them ain't even yellow, I mean really. I then thank the godmodder for the meal, pause time, brush my teeth for 15 minutes so they won't rot, and get to playing. (this also eats most of the black pieces pluff unhid) most of the godmodders new power base is gone because it was fake, and I just ate it, so its time I finish him off.
now for my actions! my counter (eating) bottomed out the godmodders Sweet Moves meter again, so he doesn't get its benefits, and my Sweet Moves meter rose proportionally. 4 non-move actions and 3 move actions to go!
first, I start a sacrifice circle to sacrifice the rook and cannon. this will take 4 actions to complete, non-move or otherwise, counting this one.
the eye of the watcher towers are empowered by the red 5 and red 6, turning them both into the worth-5-points/pawns eye of sauron towers! the bishops with broken legs proceed to convert to sauronism, turning into Ring-Priests.
1 non-move action left!
the Ring-Priests preach sermons to the glory of sauron, converting all but one of the godmodders troops to my side. the remaining godmodder troop becomes a king- impervious to mind control, can move forwards and backwards, and losing it will lose him the game.
the sacrifice circle finishes automatically, killing the cannon and rook. then, sauron descends to the field, before gaining a power boost from the eye of sauron towers. the first troop to hit him will die, and he can survive 2 attacks. as well, sauron can move like an uber-queen (can move on all cardinals, diagonals, and can skip the triangle sector of the board).
sauron is also empowered by the ring-priests.
Sick fires meter rose! Hype meter rose partway, because saurons powers are like, so hype.
Sauron uses black magic with his powers, manipulating the luck meter to rise! luck manipulation is also pretty hype, so I gain the 4th hype meter tier, and an extra action!
3 move actions left!
sauron flys to Check! the godmodder king. Check!
the godmodders sweet moves, luck, sick fires, and hype meters all bottom out! he'd normally get to escape now, but I still have 2 move actions. sauron calls on the powers of my troops, sacrificing the bouncing gumball and archer gumball for life energy. he kills the godmodders final yellow sucker, sucking up its soul into the Red Crazy 8 card, then breaking it. Sweet moves! Luck bonus ensures the godmodder can no longer act, though this returns my luck meter to its base state. looks like the godmodders going to have to wait for me and pluff to finish up.
Also defeating one of the enemy sides gives me a Hype boost!
I still have one move action left though, so Sauron begins creation of a ring unit to allow a single revival if the godmodders been finished off, or otherwise wastes the action on killing any yellow suckers on the board, just in case.

 

[hungry visitor]

But... some mysterious force is preventing you from doing so...

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My Sun of Pain? This is essentially a part of myself, a part of the cult and stuff you just don't prevent me from controlling. It is like you converted my arm to another cult.
Do I really have to do this while being ascended only for 8 rounds?

I suddenly feel ANGERY.
Where does this come from... again... this anger...
I have to do this... someone who thinks he is funny is doing strange things to my cult.

[!Triangle!]ATTENTION[!Triangle!]​

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Do you really want to unleash Cult

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YISS/NAW​

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[!Triangle!]ATTENTION[!Triangle!]​

Unleash the Cult!

[!Triangle!]ERROR[!Triangle!]​

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Insufficient Dimensions

width and length required​

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!!!

[!Triangle!]ERROR[!Triangle!]​

Unleash the Cult!

A small letter and the Cult appear.

The letter says: "If you read this you have broken one or several laws of nature. Get ready to be sued! -Nature"

Getting sued by Nature? Whatever.

My cult eats a hole into reality and the tower. Consequences be damned!

Violence is fun isn't it?

What are you doing (HarVester?) and why? Didn't you just want to be peaceful?

Edit: but did you see this? [!Triangle!] Illuminati hacked windows confirmed.

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

I scrap all my summon (exclude the realm of mimes) to create the TF2 Zoo (N). Its filled with spycrabs (n), hoovies (n+1), engideer (n+1), pootis birds (n), and various assort tf2 freak animals.
Charge 1: I set up a Rancho Relaxo, and start drink beer.
Charge 2: I push a button on my remote and activate the various security, going through all of them to ensure they're in working order.
Charge 3: I set up a sign that says all visitors get in for free.

 

[Moniker]

I feel suspicious about this development. Something isn't right...

I reach over and open one of the yellow candies... and underneath the wrapper, it's a black candy.

Eyebrow raised, I rifle through the rest of the candies in the blink of an eye. Half of them are black. Did the godmodder really think he could get away with this.

Click to shrink...

You've seized half the godmodder's power!

new weapon: energy collector. when the owner does damage to a target, gain energy proportional to the energy. once you have enough energy, you can use it to simulate double-actions or empower something.
bullshtic, man. you don't know how to do it. the candyland-checkers pieces were plastic, not real candy, and there's no rule against eating any snacks a friendly opponent brings. I get to work, nomming false piece after false piece, noting also that most of them ain't even yellow, I mean really. I then thank the godmodder for the meal, pause time, brush my teeth for 15 minutes so they won't rot, and get to playing. (this also eats most of the black pieces pluff unhid) most of the godmodders new power base is gone because it was fake, and I just ate it, so its time I finish him off.
now for my actions! my counter (eating) bottomed out the godmodders Sweet Moves meter again, so he doesn't get its benefits, and my Sweet Moves meter rose proportionally. 4 non-move actions and 3 move actions to go!
first, I start a sacrifice circle to sacrifice the rook and cannon. this will take 4 actions to complete, non-move or otherwise, counting this one.
the eye of the watcher towers are empowered by the red 5 and red 6, turning them both into the worth-5-points/pawns eye of sauron towers! the bishops with broken legs proceed to convert to sauronism, turning into Ring-Priests.
1 non-move action left!
the Ring-Priests preach sermons to the glory of sauron, converting all but one of the godmodders troops to my side. the remaining godmodder troop becomes a king- impervious to mind control, can move forwards and backwards, and losing it will lose him the game.
the sacrifice circle finishes automatically, killing the cannon and rook. then, sauron descends to the field, before gaining a power boost from the eye of sauron towers. the first troop to hit him will die, and he can survive 2 attacks. as well, sauron can move like an uber-queen (can move on all cardinals, diagonals, and can skip the triangle sector of the board).
sauron is also empowered by the ring-priests.
Sick fires meter rose! Hype meter rose partway, because saurons powers are like, so hype.
Sauron uses black magic with his powers, manipulating the luck meter to rise! luck manipulation is also pretty hype, so I gain the 4th hype meter tier, and an extra action!
3 move actions left!
sauron flys to Check! the godmodder king. Check!
the godmodders sweet moves, luck, sick fires, and hype meters all bottom out! he'd normally get to escape now, but I still have 2 move actions. sauron calls on the powers of my troops, sacrificing the bouncing gumball and archer gumball for life energy. he kills the godmodders final yellow sucker, sucking up its soul into the Red Crazy 8 card, then breaking it. Sweet moves! Luck bonus ensures the godmodder can no longer act, though this returns my luck meter to its base state. looks like the godmodders going to have to wait for me and pluff to finish up.
Also defeating one of the enemy sides gives me a Hype boost!
I still have one move action left though, so Sauron begins creation of a ring unit to allow a single revival if the godmodders been finished off, or otherwise wastes the action on killing any yellow suckers on the board, just in case.

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You've gotten to eat delicious candy, AND wiped the godmodder off the map!

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This game sure turns around fast! The godmodder gets out his phone and starts doing something. Meanwhile, Pluff0 is staring down the rather intimidating might of JOEbob's army. May the best man win!


CANDY POWER:
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Health: +++++++
Pluff0
(Has Cop-out card)(Control of black candyland pieces)

Health: +++++++++
JOEbob
(Has a Purple candyland card, Cop-out card)(Control of blue candyland pieces)
UNO cards: red 5, yellow 2, red 6, red 8, yellow 9, blue 8

Health: ++++++
The Godmodder
(Has ??? chess pieces, ??? UNO cards and "A" and "H")(Control of yellow candyland pieces)
UNO cards: 6 cards

Current stakes:
Pluff0 being one legendary weapon in debt to you
One legendary weapon from the godmodder's stash
JOEbob being one legendary weapon in debt to you

 

[JOEbobobob]

[[the "new weapon: energy collector. when the owner does damage to a target, gain energy proportional to the energy. once you have enough energy, you can use it to simulate double-actions or empower something." was intended as to replace the me being in debt with a reward.]]
5 non-move actions and 4 move actions this round. no, I'm not ditching the hype meters! also all my red uno cards should be gone.
Firstly, Ring-Priests preach their sermons. two black pieces break ranks and join my side, gaining a slight power boost.
Secondly, I start construction of a sauron empowerer (takes 3 more actions to finish)
Thirdly, I upgrade the newly-gained black pieces into Eye of the watcher towers.
Fourthly, ring-priests begin construction of a Ring-High Bishop, which will take until next Post to finish.
fifthly, the eye of the watcher towers uses level 5 disconcerting oogle on the black licorice pieces, reducing any gathered hype. they probably didn't have any to begin with, since they wasted their actions last round on nothing while the commander preformed a single non-move action... though they do have a lot in their Sweet Moves meter, since capturing half the godmodders army in one action is a pretty sweet move
the sauron empowerer item then drops, empowering both eye of the watcher towers into mini-Eye of Sauron towers, together worth equivalent to one normal eye of sauron tower.
now for the four move actions!
sauron looks around and remembers a pluff troop used a shortcut to reach the godmodder area. he then fires a sauron lazer into the single troops face. they die.
Sauron proceeds to move into pluff territory, using a hop-chain-combo like the rook once did, clearing out about half the army.
Sweet moves!
sauron has 2 moves left, so he transforms a nearby licorice piece into a - bomb, thats really more of a laser cannon- it fires to its left and right, clearing out an entire row. this troop has a delay of one before firing, and dies after firing. as a cost, sauron empties out my Sick Fires meter that wasn't that full anyway but whatever.
finally, sauron flees back to my base...
and the - bomb explodes, killing a row of pluff troops.

 

[EternalStruggle]

The figure has left, likely to share a snack and some tales with his accomplice, maybe have a shower and get a fresh change of clothes, relax and catch up on some TV, and other such stuff. Either way, he's no longer here. That doesn't mean his presence is not still felt, however.

FOCUS - REVENGE OF THE KING

Dedede was not killed when the Unsealed Assassin struck, although it was a close thing. It's not the Power Assassin for nothing, after all. Still, he's tough enough to survive getting knocked miles away before, and he did it again here. That attack hurt however, and that served to, well, royally anger the great leader. The great king moves to avenge himself, donning a mask and swapping out his wooden symbol of authority for the brand new Dedede Hammer, a mechanized monstrosity that somehow fits both a missile launcher and a flamethrower.

Charging right back into the main part of the battlefield, Masked Dedede runs at full pelt towards the last Unsealed Assassin, and then begins to spin around at top speed on his approach. This whirlwind of annihilation, this maelstrom of destruction slams right into the unfortunate Assassin, and he is hit many, many times by the twirling king and his mighty hammer. Naturally, all this spinning makes the king dizzy, but he recovers quicker than the Unsealed Assassin, who has been firmly pummeled into the dirt.

As the Assassin gets to his feet, the king readies his weapon systems, and fires. A trio of rockets scream out of the opened up hammerhead, slamming right into the foe and detonating with potent explosions, doing more damage. His work here done and revenge completed, Dedede leaps straight into the sky, presumably to hitch a ride back home on an airship somewhere up there. Negotiations would be finished during this by some Waddle Dees, of course.

 

[CaptainNZZZ]

Reaching over to the Wall I add a layer of magic to bolster it's probability manipulation, boosting the Wall's dodge rate even further. (1/3rd of my power this turn)

Taking advantage of the Crypt of the Ancient's boosting I bring forth the Skeletal Warrior as a neutral undead not under my control. While the Skeletal Warrior does attack twice a turn that's not the most unique thing about it, the Skeletal Warrior can only attack those of the Void alignment, this aspect of the Skeletal Warrior being impossible to change. (2/3rds of my power this turn plus the Crypt of the Ancient's buff)

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

"Doormaker," I order, "keep protecting the princess. Volunteer Flamethrower Division, attack the Unsealed Assassin - Power."

FOCUS: 331

I begin to chant. "Seven seals,"

3/21

(OOC: Unofficial Itinerary VI:

Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess (done by Doormaker, MooGoesCow21, Captain.Cat, and CoreBrute)
-Try to get the Yorehammer back from the Godmodder
Attack the Boulder (maybe done by CoreBrute)
Attack the Unsealed Assassin - Power (done by the Volunteer Flamethrower Division, EternalStruggle, Ranger_Strider, and Arsenical)
Distract the Uberdog (done by That-Random-Guy, Cyanogynist, and maybe MrMirrorMan)
Attack the Godmodder (done by Daskter, CoreBrute, and maybe MrMirrorMan)

Also, I assure you all that the use of red text is entirely justified, and does not mean that I'm evil.)

 

[MrMirrorMan]

1/3 Seeing as how no one else went for it, I [X]Roll Slots. "I want to make sure me machine works a intended, you know." I also bring the Uberdog to a Pet Salon so that it can have it's fur washed and cleaned, being showered with love and affection from the salon's employees, and come out of it looking absolutely fabulous! Jojo fabulous, without the dog death part. "This dog is big, cute, and powerful, IT MUST LOOK IT'S BEST!"

 

[Ranger_Strider_]

Godmodderism eh? THAT BASICALLY MAKES YOU PROTESTANT! Anderson continues fighting.
1. I summon... a doktor. MEDIC! WE NEED A MEDIC! MEEEEDICCC! and he appears from somewhere in left field? eh... I mean he's German but not a Nazi so this should go well right? (TF2 HATS INCOMING)
2. Oi doc! focus on healing Anderson, but when he's good heal those on the AG side!
3. I now know what I must do... I sprint over to the Unsealed Assassin - Power and attack! ONE FOR ALL! SMASHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

Realm of Mines

Click to shrink...

actually, its the dark reaml of Mimes. The silent types, not the explody-type.

 

[MooGoesCow21]

If Cyan does not post i will take the resolute Heart

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

YOU SAW NOTHING. YOU STILL SEE NOTHING. THIS POST DOESN'T EXIST. NO DEMONS OR MIMES ARE ATTACKING ANYONE. NOW GO ABOUT YOU BUSINESS.

 

[MooGoesCow21]

Ignore this

 

[That-Random-Guy]

FOCUS

With all my power, I entice the Uberdog with the finest meats, elevated a few meters above the ground by my powers. (I am some distance away) The meats are utterly delectable, and with keep reappearing for the course of the turn. Naturally, these meats are enchanted with a touch of calming power, and have a strong satiating property.

 

[Daskter]

Queuing Up Orders, When the Single Marines is spawned I tell him to shoot the freaking Mimes and Demons (May the RNG be in his favor, because hes pretty screwed) then the the Barracks will stop producing marines in order it build a Tech Lab for itself.

If the 2nd Barracks is finished: SCVs will start building a Factory, the Barracks will start producing marines.
(ooc: or just to make it simpler and I will only build the Barracks/Bunkers/Missiles Turrets?)

 

[MrMirrorMan]

Semi Focused 2/2 The mirror man stops for a moment, finally taking in the implications of godmodderism, before turning to address the godmodder themself. "Wait, if your a believer in godmodderism, and that means you believe in all gods equally, doesn't that also mean you believe in their enemies, like you believe in the Christian God and Satan, giving both the same amount of respect, or like giving the same amount or respect to Thor and Loki, mean you also get the blessings of their enemy, immediately making you their enemy? Thats not even taking into consideration that necromantic and anti-necromany gods/goddesses exist, meaning you believe in both their, almost completely contradictory, belief? Doesn't that mean you should be despised by every god and goddess, or in a giant, horrid, mind breaking tug of war with all the gods and goddesses? That's not even including the Elder Gods, as god is still in their title."

 

[Daskter]

I give the GodModder a Christmas present... All there was a note that said "You've been naughty" then a Cream Pie is punched into his face and this time it will stick and can not easily wiped out, another thing about that Cream Pie is taste like the Best Cream Pie in the World.

 

[Featherfall]

FOCUS!

The boy tosses the Resolute Heart to MooGoesCow. He then notices his burning hands, screams, and then flamethrowers the Unsealed Assassin - Power with his now no longer on fire hands.

 

[Captain.Cat]

Slowly consciousness returns to me. I manage to open my eyes despite having a migraine from hell but what I see is mostly hazy. "Ugh.... That sucked" I say in a raspy voice. Blinking my eyes a few time my vision becomes less blurry. I see that I'm on a stretcher and one of the medics is watching the on going fight. "Oi medic, what's the damage." I say in a somewhat weak voice.

The medic turns to me and says "Lets see, do you want the good news or the bad news first." I mull it over for a moment and I respond. "Well may as well get the bad news out of the way." The medic nods and says "Right, you have 4 broken ribs and 3 bruised ones, your left elbow is shattered and your left foot is missing. You have a minor skull fracture. Also you are cover in 2 degree burns. Frankly sir, you were very stupid doing that suicide bombing attack... Sir." I grimace at the damage report. "Agreed that was stupid, anything to add?" The medic looks at me and after a moment he says. "Well your mustache is a bit burnt." "Truly a fate worse then death." I say in voice that can only be describe as deadpan.

The medic then smiles and with a chuckle says. "Unto the good news! Because of the bullshit of the place you cannot die by normal means and you are rapidly healing, So in about 3 maybe 4 turns you will be right as rain. Try doing any psychical actions before then and you will likely suffer a good deal of pain. So I would highly suggest that you act like a good little patient and not move." The medic then waits for me to respond. "Well thankfully I don't need to move to cause the godmodder trouble. So what is the state of the battle?"

The medic looks back over at the field and says "Not much has changed, well besides the army of mimes now trying to kill the Princess." "Eevee I take it." I say in a long suffering tone. "If that is what you call him then yes." I can only groan with causes a shot of pain to shot up from my broken ribs. "Ah fuck!" I then close my eyes until the pain subsides, after that I open my eyes again and say. "Can the Lads do anything?" "Maybe, maybe not. They are all getting ready for the bar to be open, they may attack something before it opens but I would not bet money on it either way." I let out a Sigh. "Well I guess you all have earned it after all the shit they have been put through." The medic smiles and says "Well thank you Sir for the bar, we'll all give a toast to you when it's open." I slowly turn my towards the sky and stare at the strange hexagons floating in the air shining a light on all of us below.

"Anything you need sir?" The medic said while leaning over. I close my eyes again and then open them. "While some pain killers would be nice, I'm sadly going to need a clear mind for this." "Alright sir, Good luck."

Focus Action - "Flak Tower"

I close my eyes and then focus my powers into my wish. 'I wish for a mighty fortress to form around the Princess that will be unassailable by the Godmodder and his Minions and all other who would attempt to do her harm!'

-Meanwhile in April 27, 1945-

Major. Lyamin Sergei Pavlovich was faced with a problem, A very big problem in the form of a massive concrete Fortress.
His orders had been to take the Moltke Bridge that covered the River Spree and then push forward into the government building district of Berlin. Unfortunately just beyond the River stood a the Zoo Flak tower. It stood about 13-story's above the ground and it had a commanding view of the surrounding area and of the Bridge. It had several times now stopped all attempts to take the bridge, destroying dozens of soviet tanks. The guns of the red army try to reduce the damn Flak tower to rubble but no matter what they throw at it, it still refused to fall! Even the mighty 203 mm howitzers failed to cause any appreciable damage to the Tower.

While the fascist pigs were utterly doomed with or without the Zoo flak tower it would cause many more soviet lives to be lost so long as it stood. But the main problem for him was that if he failed to take the Bridge any longer then it would be likely that he would have a very difficult and short life ahead of him as high command did not tolerate failure for long and as the battle raged on they were growing more intolerant by the hour. But outside of sending many hundreds of soldiers to make a mad charge across the now choked bridge to make a beachhead while under heavy fire from the Tower which would undoubtedly cause heavy losses and they may not be able to take it in the first place, there was not much else he could do.

Sighing He leaning his head against a wooden support beam of what was once likely nice office, He had chosen it because of the field of view it give him of the tower and the Bridge that laid half a mile away. After a minute he looked at the tower and closed his eyes.'I wish that the flak tower would disappear.' after a moment he opened his eyes again. 'Yep the damn tower is still there, damn it.' Sighing he turn back to the war map and started to plan his next assault for the bridge.

"Comrade Major! The Flak tower! it's shimmering!" A awestruck voice of one of his aide-de-camps yelled out pointing behind him. Quickly turning around He saw the Zoo Flak tower Shimmering before then turning into a burning bright light causing him to shield his eyes. Then the light stopped.

Major. Lyamin blinking the light from his eyes saw that the Zoo Flak tower, the beast that had cause him and the Red army so much trouble was gone! besides the carnage it had cause and barren ground that laid where it once stood. There was no sign of the Concrete fortress.

-Meanwhile back in the Present-

Suddenly with a blinding light a massive Flak tower appears around the Princess and her protectors! They are inside the flak tower. The tower stands about 13 story's up and is covered with artillery cannons and machine gun nests all facing outwards. The flak tower is a bit worn from the scars of battle but it is fully functional and could likely survive a heavy assault. In the second floor there is what seems to be a storage area holding treasures and other artifacts, they may fetch a fair price on the market, Or look very good as items in the royal court.

There is no sign of the owners of this place.

Blinking away the blinding light I stare at the Zoo flak tower. "Well hot damn!" I say with a good bit of cheer, despite my injures.

(OOC: I think this should be played when the bar is built.)