Defeat The Godmodder

[That-Random-Guy]

FOCUS: Portal Gun

The Portal Gun is a Permanent Item that can be activated for a cost of one action to redirect (insert appropriate amount of damage).

 

[CoreBrute]

Damn it. I wanted the dog for my zoo.

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Ooc: That dog would have eaten the other animals and you know it.

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

Ooc: That dog would have eaten the other animals and you know it.

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The spycrabs have the (pre-nurfed and broken) dead ringer, pootis birds have the buffed natasach(the one where a single bullet fired a mile away reduced you to a crawl) coming out of their asses and can fly, the hoovies are using the JUNGLE UPDATE glitch (aka, infinite health glitch), the scoots have the BONK!, engideers have lined their cage with so many sentry guns it's formed a sentry black hole, pyrocrabs have jetpacks, etc.

 

[MrMirrorMan]

ACTION:1
AMOUNT:1/3
I ask the Princess if she would like to play the slot machine once before she leaves. "Say, princess, how about you risk life once before leaving the field by playing the slots a bit. Life isn't that interesting if you don't add some risk to it. What do you say?"

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

I punch MrMirror in the face and tell him that she isnt the legal gambling age and reminder her that we had a nice card game set to go.

 

[MrMirrorMan]

ACTION:2
AMOUNT:2/3 Semi-Focused: When Eevee shadow bacon punched the mirror man in the face, the glass that was part of the clock face cracked, and then shifted to stab into the puncher's fist. The clock hands, that were pointing at 10 and 2, giving a facsimile of a smile, were now pointing at the 8 and 4, now making it a frown.
". . . sigh, Really, I mean really? How was that necessary in any way. You could have just let her say 'No thank you' punching me was completely unnecessary. Also, small question first to the princess, are you of age to gamble? Now back onto the topic, in where you punched me for no reason. Sure, I could understand if I attacked one of your entities, or messed up one of your actions, but there was no reason to punch me! So for that, how about we see how hot you zoo is?"
And with that, a single lighter is thrown into the zoo.

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

ACTION:2
AMOUNT:2/3 Semi-Focused: When Eevee shadow bacon punched the mirror man in the face, the glass that was part of the clock face cracked, and then shifted to stab into the puncher's fist. The clock hands, that were pointing at 10 and 2, giving a facsimile of a smile, were now pointing at the 8 and 4, now making it a frown.
". . . sigh, Really, I mean really? How was that necessary in any way. You could have just let her say 'No thank you' punching me was completely unnecessary. Also, small question first to the princess, are you of age to gamble? Now back onto the topic, in where you punched me for no reason. Sure, I could understand if I attacked one of your entities, or messed up one of your actions, but there was no reason to punch me! So for that, how about we see how hot you zoo is?"
And with that, a single lighter is thrown into the zoo.

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"Nice try........fool." 3671 sentries pop up and reduces the lighter (and everything in that general direction) to junk.

 

[Featherfall]

1/3: The boy pulls out a medigun, and heals the first Pain Monster.
2/3: And then the second.
3/3: And then the third.

 

[feller21]

Ok, I know I didn't post in the last update. I was pretty busy during the weekend. Anyway, let's get back into it.

I see that there are "pain monsters" that can only die from healing(since they have negative HP!).

I note how the Pain Monster have negative hit points and how they thrived under pain the only thing counter I believe is to raise their hitpoint to atleast 0...

1.Therefor I forcefully give them medication and healing supplys under the disguised of cutting them up.
(preferably to the [V]Pain Monster: -50,000/0 HP, 18,000 x 2A one)

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I will also focus on the same pain monster that Daskter is targeting and attach devices that emit healing bubbles around the monster and those bubbles will keep expanding towards the other monsters. These bubbles will stop expanding once all three pain monsters are in the bubbles!

The healing bubbles will obviously heal the monsters over time and I will be using all of my actions for this turn!

 

[Stikes]

I glance at my non-existent watch, and my eyebrows shoot up.

"Well, would you look at the time," I say, "between homework and binging Stranger Things, it seems that I won't have any time for games!"

I stand and saunter away from the triple candy-checker board, taking my legendary weapon debt with me. Looks like JOEbob will have to deal with the godmodder on his own.

 

[JOEbobobob]

...well then.
but will it work maybe it won't maybe the godmodder wants you in debt too much for that who knows find out on the next episode of dragonvillagermon balls GT DX MT SUFFIXES!
/nullOrOOC

 

[Moniker]

[[the "new weapon: energy collector. when the owner does damage to a target, gain energy proportional to the energy. once you have enough energy, you can use it to simulate double-actions or empower something." was intended as to replace the me being in debt with a reward.]]
5 non-move actions and 4 move actions this round. no, I'm not ditching the hype meters! also all my red uno cards should be gone.
Firstly, Ring-Priests preach their sermons. two black pieces break ranks and join my side, gaining a slight power boost.
Secondly, I start construction of a sauron empowerer (takes 3 more actions to finish)
Thirdly, I upgrade the newly-gained black pieces into Eye of the watcher towers.
Fourthly, ring-priests begin construction of a Ring-High Bishop, which will take until next Post to finish.
fifthly, the eye of the watcher towers uses level 5 disconcerting oogle on the black licorice pieces, reducing any gathered hype. they probably didn't have any to begin with, since they wasted their actions last round on nothing while the commander preformed a single non-move action... though they do have a lot in their Sweet Moves meter, since capturing half the godmodders army in one action is a pretty sweet move
the sauron empowerer item then drops, empowering both eye of the watcher towers into mini-Eye of Sauron towers, together worth equivalent to one normal eye of sauron tower.
now for the four move actions!
sauron looks around and remembers a pluff troop used a shortcut to reach the godmodder area. he then fires a sauron lazer into the single troops face. they die.
Sauron proceeds to move into pluff territory, using a hop-chain-combo like the rook once did, clearing out about half the army.
Sweet moves!
sauron has 2 moves left, so he transforms a nearby licorice piece into a - bomb, thats really more of a laser cannon- it fires to its left and right, clearing out an entire row. this troop has a delay of one before firing, and dies after firing. as a cost, sauron empties out my Sick Fires meter that wasn't that full anyway but whatever.
finally, sauron flees back to my base...
and the - bomb explodes, killing a row of pluff troops.

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Pluff0's forces are utterly obliterated! Mostly because him quitting the game really makes his pieces morale drop.

I glance at my non-existent watch, and my eyebrows shoot up.

"Well, would you look at the time," I say, "between homework and binging Stranger Things, it seems that I won't have any time for games!"

I stand and saunter away from the triple candy-checker board, taking my legendary weapon debt with me. Looks like JOEbob will have to deal with the godmodder on his own.

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You've rejoined the HEXAGONAFIELD, and absconded while you had the chance!

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CANDY POWER:
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

JOEbob is the indisputable winner! The godmodder loses 3 health!


And now, this game is rapidly reaching its conclusion. The godmodder is battled down to his last shreds of HP. So then... that means its time. Time for the final game. The final trial. The only game left to even possibly play. Sudden... deathmatch...

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!!

This is no ordinary rock paper scissors. This is EXPANDED rock paper scissors! In addition to your standard plays, you also have Fire/Dynamite/Gun, which beats rock, paper, and scissors, but can only be played once! Then you have Water, which beats Fire/Dynamite/Gun, but loses to everything else!

You're playing 2 out of 3. JOEbob and the godmodder face each other, and throw their hands down...

ROCK...

PAPER...

(What do you play?)


CURRENT SITUATION:
Game: Rock Paper Scissors

Health: +++++++++
JOEbob
(Has a Purple candyland card, Cop-out card)
UNO cards: red 5, yellow 2, red 6, red 8, yellow 9, blue 8

Health: +++
The Godmodder
(Has ??? chess pieces, ??? UNO cards and "A" and "H")
UNO cards: 6 cards

Current stakes:
One legendary weapon from the godmodder's stash
JOEbob being one legendary weapon in debt to you

 

[JOEbobobob]

so can I put energy collector. when the owner does damage to a target, gain energy proportional to the damage. once you have enough energy, you can use it to simulate double-actions or empower something in the place of me being in debt as the reward the winner'd get (coloured instead of quotes or brackets because wynut)?
anyway, moi actionorino.
ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, Shoot!
now, dear moniker/the godmodder, try to guess what I've chosen! and no, I don't plan to yatzee his battleship with my sauron from space 7D in Chinese checkers.
make your guess, oh godmodder (IC) and moniker (OOC) and open the spoiler below.

Spoiler

so, you made your guess?

Spoiler

just to make sure...

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I'll give you a few

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more seconds.

Spoiler

I played Combo hand: Srovy token, The token, and communist token, combining into the power of 3 bullshtick tokens. a bullshtick token beats everything, except knife, but I have the power of three bullshtick tokens. the first, I play. the second, I use to ensure the godmodder can't make the required hand-movements for knife. the third, I use to ensure that we are not including knife as an option in this game of rock paper scissors. that is so bullshit, the godmodder might exclaim, but hey, it is in the name.
to put it another way, I use those bullshtick tokens for an insta-win.

I proceed to shiver. its a bit cold in here, and I don't have my blankets any more.

 

[Moniker]

I extend the effect of the resolute heart over the Godmodder and cancel out the effects of the Starcalibur and Yorehammer if that won't work I will instead extend the effect over the pain monsters getting rid of the buff they got from all that pain

Also the support laser will fire at the new Godmodder entity as soon as the Escalation rune is done

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Since the godmodder's legendary weapon effects are neither really negative and are given from items - items of equal power to the Resolute Heart - the Resolute Heart can't cancel them out!

You use the RESOLUTE HEART to heal the Pain Monsters and get a power boost! +10,000 HP to each one! The Super Laser will do as you say.

I offer the army men a place at my zoo. I promise them that they won't be in a direct line of fire, meaning they should live longer and have some peace and quiet.

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The army men completely reject your offer.

I note how the Pain Monster have negative hit points and how they thrived under pain the only thing counter I believe is to raise their hitpoint to atleast 0...

1.Therefor I forcefully give them medication and healing supplys under the disguised of cutting them up.
(preferably to the [V]Pain Monster: -50,000/0 HP, 18,000 x 2A one)

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+6,000 HP to the pain monster!

The Meister swifty intervenes. "A Zoo?! What sort of half-decent folk offers the pens of animals to humans?" He gestures towards the Army Men, and snaps, creating a portal. "Eevee would place you in a zoo, with animals and other filth, presumably. It's a way home you need, and this portal will give you it, along with healing and some money in case you need it. Or, you can stay here and fight, but if things continue like this, you will burn out like every other entity, all the while being constantly tugged and pulled along into entirely different sides irregardless of your will. You can return home, or go somewhere safe...." He glances back towards the battlefield, and the godmodder. "But there is another option."

"And that, of course, is to break the chains that so define you as mere fodder, to be slaughtered like cattle over a prolonged period." His tone becomes questioning, inquisitive. "Why should you serve The Godmodder? Why should you serve Captain.cat?" His eyebrow raises. "What have they done to care for you that deserves your respect? Maybe they equipped you... But then, they also sent you here, to die, didn't they? You can be so much more, even far away from the important centers of fiction." He pauses for a moment, ceasing his barrage of wordage for a mere moment. "If you are to fight, should you not do so knowing why, and knowing you certainly want to fight, knowing you will die as mere fodder?" A sigh. "Now, you have a choice: You can either fight here... But if you do so, you should do so knowing why you want to fight, and free of ungrateful and exploitative leaders who care not for your well being." He pauses, with a final, weary sigh. "Or, you can go away from this hell-hole to which there is no end, and enjoy fulfilling lives, free of war and bloodshed. And if the war and bloodshed comes upon you once more? This time, you might have a chance of living though it."

The Meister awaits their reaction.

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The Army Men will consider your offer, but they feel like Captain.cat wants to say something. They'll let him speak, first.

I twitch as the doctor switches sides... Allright then...
1. I offer the doctor the position of Head Doctor, complete with underlings and even interns. We started off on the wrong foot, but this should make it better Doc!
2. I heal Anderson with a healing ray. C'mon friend! We must fight on!
3. I send the interns and underlings to heal the same monster as Daskter, as well as fire the healing ray at it... But I'll stay far away! Be at peace! I'll just uh. Be over here. Just in case.
I'll also note that the Princess should be able to leave the battlefield in one... (even if it says two, seriously look back)!

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The doctor looks tempted by your offer! But then the godmodder pulls out his employment contract and politely reminds him that defection attempts will end in obliteration by lightning strike.

+6,000 HP to Anderson and the Pain Monster!

(Princess timer corrected, don't worry she isn't staying a turn longer than she should)

"Doormaker," I order, "start portal-protecting the Volunteer Flamethrower Division. Volunteer Flamethrower Division, let's see... The doctor may not be an issue, and attacking the Uberdog and/or the Godmodder is a bad idea. Um... Form up around Doormaker and guard him."

FOCUS: 662

I continue chanting. "seven chains,"

6/21

(OOC: Unofficial Itinerary VII:

Stop EternalStruggle's reinforcement beacon
Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess
De-melancholy the Army Men (I have no idea who's helping and who isn't. Eevee shadow bacon, Little_Hunter, and Captain.Cat are talking to them.)
Heal (heal, not harm) the Pain Monsters (done by Daskter, Ranger_Strider_, the Skeletal Warrior, Cyanogynist, feller21, and maybe hungry visitor)
Kill/Re-AG the doctor (done by Ranger_Strider_)
Keep the Uberdog placated (done by CoreBrute)
Attack the Godmodder

Also, Moniker, here's what my entities are supposed to do. The Volunteer Flamethrower Division guards Doormaker with their bodies, while Doormaker guards the Volunteer Flamethrower Division with portals. (That way, entities would have to get through Doormaker's portals to get to the Volunteer Flamethrower Division, and have to get through both Doormaker's portals and the Volunteer Flamethrower Division to get to Doormaker.) )

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Doormaker and the VFD are now forming a MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL BODYGUARD chain!

I respond to little's talk, mentioning that they would be assistants that help around and not stuck in pins like the animals.
Action 2: I place various hats and cosmetics on the tf2 animals, giving them various outfits that make them look quite dashing. You can even see the occasional unusual effect somewhere in the herds.

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You've made the TF2 Zoo FLASHY.

Ha. It seems I have to convince Nature with clever arguments, paragraphs and stuff. Let's see...

What about "§ HarVester is allowed to whatever he wants with those things, because they are mine, especially domesticated black holes" ?

Seems nature has overseen my ability to perfectly control my cult and remove restrictions with my wish-power.

What a cheap guy. Why have I written him again? I agree.

Nature: So cheap he can't even get a prize for being the cheapest.


It gets better! Everything that I see is mine! MINE

Did I implement megalomania? Oh. I did. How beautiful. Edit: no homo

Is this supposed to be funny? I guess I will watch some predators eating children because they are the most helpless.

*wipes tears of laughter out of her empty eyes seeing the predator feeding her children with dead children*

That was thicc as hell.
They don't even eat the lamb because it is helpless, but because it tastes better.



Now look at that! Should we alarm the mods? Is this the unintentional humor I heard of? I am empty inside now, but maybe later. Edit: I mean I have no soul!!! This wasn't meant like you think I meant it!! Seriously.



Shitty Yorehammer should bypass any defense. Why does it fail against space and time? Is it that bad?

It is not bad. It is respectful of Nature and its laws. You are a cheap smol lawbreaker.



Hmmm. This gonna be good.

Now that the sun of pain is back inside the cult the Pain monsters will

1. be sucked inside the cult, because it is the strongest gravitational force around

2. go inside the cult because the masochistic Pain monsters need the Pain.

Edit: Without looking behind him hungry visitor leaves inside his personal paradise. He doesn't care that the cult will eat reality and doesn't care about the environment. He has 7 rounds ascendance to spare and is going to use them.

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The Pain Monsters are sucked inside the cult and given some pain, but they tear themselves free, screeching, moments later! 2,000 damage to each of the Pain Monsters!

The man considers targeting an AG target, but decides against it for now. No, that will come later. At this point they're still in too good a position. He also considers starting a charge since that's in fashion these days, but also decides against that. Not his style.

Hmm.

FOCUS - REINFORCEMENT BEACON

That doesn't mean he won't summon something that can be destroyed that has a charge. He takes out a sizable silver orb with patterns of gently glowing green markings from his pocket, that easily fits into his hand but contains quite a bit of tech. He slides around a marker on the equator of the sphere from the first to the third point. Then he shrugs and slides it to the fourth point, for the man does nothing of not live dangerously.

"REINFORCEMENT CALL SENT. ETA: 15 TURNS."

If the beacon is still around in that (very significant) amount of time, some fun stuff will happen. Namely, a new spaceship will arrive on the field of battle, loyal to him. He looks forward to the possibility.

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Reinforcement Beacon has appeared!

"Aww."CoreBrute looks over the placated Uberdog. "It's so cute. Deadly but cute. Like a puppy with lazer...eyes." A lightbulb goes off over CoreBrute's head. That's it.

ACTION 1: CoreBrute immediately got out his cellphone and started assembling a professional photoshoot around the UberDog.

"Yes puppy, work it work it," He said, moving around the camera around the relaxing UberDog. "Yes Hashtag Adorbs, Hashtag OMG, yes perfect!" He quickly handed the phone to a photogropher. "My hands are made of metal I can't actually use a touch screen. Get snapping before I snap you." The terrified photographer starts taking great shots of the Uberdog, who was thankfully too placated to make a fuss.

ACTION 2: With photos in phone, CoreBrute started posting them on social media.

Uber adorable dog looking for a good home. So much fluff to snuggle with. Contact me if interested in adopting. #Adorapuppy #PuppyPics #NoFilter #Blessed

He immediately got a pm from a familiar blonde girl tyoung, I NEED that puppy. CoreBrute smiled and PMed her the location.

ACTION 3: CoreBrute stepped to the side as a pair of magical scissors cut a portal into this dimension. Then an excitable 14 year old girl popped out arms outstretched.

Spoiler: Meet Princess Star Butterfly

"Give me that Puppy!" She shouted as she rolled forward.

"He's all yours." CoreBrute pointed at the dog. Star squealed when she saw UberDog.

"Oh. My. God. He's sooooo cute!" She ran to UberDog, picked it up with her essentially superhuman strength and carried it to the portal.

"Wait!" CoreBrute called out to her. "Take...take good care of UberDog ok? He's a good boy really, and doesn't deserve half the things that happened to him."

"I will." Princess Butterfly said firmly, still carrying the giant dog with ease. She then called out to the portal, "Hey Marco, look a new puppy!"

"Oh no not another one, my eyes still hurt from the lazers!" A voice called out before Princess stepped in with the UberDog. The portal closed behind them.

"Hey Core we've got problems," BrutalCore zipped towards Core and stopped. "Are you crying?"

"No, I've got glitter in my eyes." CoreBrute lied, wiping furiously.

"Yeah, ok, gonna ignore that. They're coming." BrutalCore said seriously.

"Who are coming?" CoreBrute looked back at his counterpart serious again.

"The Time Wraiths. They followed me here, and we're all gonna be in trouble."

OOC: Entity action-Brutal Core is warning the Time Wraiths are gonna be here next turn. Dangerous creatures, they attack anything that seems to be breaking the rules of time travel or has broken it/endangers the timeline. A bit like the Reapers from Doctor Who.

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The Time Wraiths are arriving next turn!

The Uberdog has finally gone to a good home. The good home may or may not be reduced to rubble in minutes, but it isn't your problem anymore! Uberdog taken care of! The godmodder is, at least, somewhat happy with how this turned out. With the Uberdog gone, the Kittenverse portal closes up as well, though it can easily be re-opened if needed for whatever reason.

OOC: Two things. First the techmarines' work should have gone down in the turns until it's done last turn:


Second the Skeletal Warrior isn't under my control but rather a NPC I created so could you move it out of the list of my entities?

IC: Seeing new Void entities on the HEXAGONAFIELD I sigh and slap another attack shield onto the Wall, just in case. (x1)

Peering more closely at the Pain Monsters I turn to the Skeletal Warrior and cast an enchantment, during this turn anytime the Skeletal Warrior attacks it will heal rather than harm. (x1)

With the remainder of my power I personally join the techmarines, speeding up their work on the Custom M1 Abrams' new weapon. (x1)

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Fixed stuff. +1 wall shield! Skeletal warrior attacks heal temporarily! 1 turn of construction sped up!

Foucs action - "Debt of Gratitude"

Laying on the stretcher still in pain I can hear the voices of discontent of my soldiers, I frown and fall deep into thought. 'Damn their losing hope, about surviving this battle, although I highly doubt any of us will what with the Godmodder almost endless power. I guess Little_Hunter has the right idea but I hate the fact that he's trying to pouch my men from me. hmm maybe I can convince them to stick around for one more turn before they leave. but I'm going to need to make a personal appearance for there to be any hope of that or for Little_hunter not to usurp control of them. This is going to suck.'

I close my eyes and make a wish. 'I wish for a pair of crutches.' Suddenly a pair of crutches appear although they look a bit shoddy and may break if to much pressure is applied to them. 'Of course that look they'll break.' I think bitterly. I slowly lean upwards trying my best to ignore the searing pain from my broken ribs. I able do so and slowly began to crawl to the crutches. Although my left elbow is no longer shatter it is still highly fractured and when I use the arm to propel myself forward it snaps! "AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH! FUCK! GODAMNIT!" I scream in pain and I hit the ground causing even more pain to shoot up as I land on my broken ribs, I lay still in agony with tears in my eyes until the after a minute the pain subsides. 'Fucking shit, Agh. Remember pain is only temporary and this "Agh!" needs too be done!' I think to myself, slowly I force my eyes open, still burly from the pain and tears. then with my remaining good arm I slowly drag myself towards the crutches and after about a minute I make it to the crutches.

Taking a deep breath and then I use my good arm and knees to get me up to a kneeing position in front of the crutches still working through the pain emitting from my broken ribs. With my arm I pick up one crutch and slowly slide myself up it until I'm barely standing. "fuck this takes a lot out of a guy." I mutter under my breath. I then look towards the bar and my heart sinks, Seeing that it's going to a bit of a walk to get there. "Fuck me, why could my stretcher have been closer." I say Bitterly. "Fuck it, you have to do this now or never and time is running out." Slowly with my crutch and my one remaining foot I limp to the Bar.

-Meanwhile at the Bar- The army men had all form a giant group huddle as they discussed what to do. 3 factions had formed, One faction was in favor of returning home right there and then, Their commander was out of action and could not stop them even if he wanted to.

The second faction was interested in giving Little_hunter a chance to lead them perhaps he would be a better leader and a more caring commander.

The third faction remain loyal to Captain.Cat insisting that he is leading them well and is doing his best to keep them alive, they also had their doubts about Little_hunters ability to command giving that they had never seen him command and his first action when he got here was to try and pet the UBERDOG and then got his arms bitten off. Also he was wearing blue clothing which was the color of their old enemy the Blue army men and the color of the Godmodder, this lead some of them to believe that Little_hunter was another provocateur of the Godmodder or possibility of a Blue army man in disguise trying to lead them astray and betray their allies.

As the discussion heated up between the three factions they suddenly heard the door to the bar swing open and barely standing there was Captain.Cat, being supported by a crutch, missing a foot, one arm hanging limping to one side, covering in burns and bandages. All discussion ceased and utter silence filled the bar. All eyes where on Captain.Cat as he slowly made his way to the middle of the bar.

Taking a deep breath I look to all my soldiers that I owe a great debt of gratitude too. 'Lets do this.' I quietly think to myself.

(OOC: some background music to listen too while reading)

"Soldiers of the Green army, I am here to express my most sincere gratitude for the great acts of heroism you had done while fighting against the Godmodder and for doing so for so long, While the Godmodder has tried to lead you astray in the fight and to control your very minds you showed great fortitude in resisting these attempts and fighting back against the Godmodders machinations. I owe each and everyone one of you a great debt of Gratitude that I may never be able to fully repay, whenever any of you or your families need something I'll be there to help you, All you need do is call out my name. While I would be greatly honored if you would continue to fight with me, I will not force you too. If you desired to return home to your families and friends I will make sure that the Godmodder does not interfere in your departure from this land and that he will never be able to reach you or your loved ones. Thank you, all of you, It has been a great honor serving with each and everyone of you in this brutal struggle!" With that I slowly prop my crutch against a side bar and using the side bar for balance I rise my remaining good arm to salute the army men. "Let it be know that if you do decide to stay and fight I will be with you every step of the way, Even if I have to hop on one foot to do it. You all deserve long and happy lives."

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The Army Men are moved by your great speech! Tears well up in their eyes. They're fully aware that they and their backstories are mere constructs. And that if they leave the HEXAGONAFIELD, then they may never return. They want to help ensure that nobody else is subject to the horrors of the godmodder and his minions. That this war stays contained, until the godmodder can be defeated and everything can be neutralized. And they think they know how.

FOCUS: Portal Gun

The Portal Gun is a Permanent Item that can be activated for a cost of one action to redirect (insert appropriate amount of damage).

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You have a PORTAL GUN! It helps make damage-redirection more effective, though you don't need a portal gun to perform an action like that.

ACTION:1
AMOUNT:1/3
I ask the Princess if she would like to play the slot machine once before she leaves. "Say, princess, how about you risk life once before leaving the field by playing the slots a bit. Life isn't that interesting if you don't add some risk to it. What do you say?"

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The princess, delighted, pulls the slot machine button!

SLOTS ROLL: 2 8 6

Nothing, darn.

ACTION:2
AMOUNT:2/3 Semi-Focused: When Eevee shadow bacon punched the mirror man in the face, the glass that was part of the clock face cracked, and then shifted to stab into the puncher's fist. The clock hands, that were pointing at 10 and 2, giving a facsimile of a smile, were now pointing at the 8 and 4, now making it a frown.
". . . sigh, Really, I mean really? How was that necessary in any way. You could have just let her say 'No thank you' punching me was completely unnecessary. Also, small question first to the princess, are you of age to gamble? Now back onto the topic, in where you punched me for no reason. Sure, I could understand if I attacked one of your entities, or messed up one of your actions, but there was no reason to punch me! So for that, how about we see how hot you zoo is?"
And with that, a single lighter is thrown into the zoo.

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The Princess is 1,326 years old! She slaps you. NEVER ask a lady her age. Your lighter is snuffed out, because the zoo isn't flammable. Then Eevee crushes it.

1/3: The boy pulls out a medigun, and heals the first Pain Monster.
2/3: And then the second.
3/3: And then the third.

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+5,000 HP to each!

Ok, I know I didn't post in the last update. I was pretty busy during the weekend. Anyway, let's get back into it.

I see that there are "pain monsters" that can only die from healing(since they have negative HP!).



I will also focus on the same pain monster that Daskter is targeting and attach devices that emit healing bubbles around the monster and those bubbles will keep expanding towards the other monsters. These bubbles will stop expanding once all three pain monsters are in the bubbles!

The healing bubbles will obviously heal the monsters over time and I will be using all of my actions for this turn!

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Pain Monsters granted permanent regen!

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V:

The 2,000 x 4A pain monster launches himself at CaptainNZZZ's wall! The wall dodges two of his attacks, and the two attack shields protect it from the rest! 4,000 damage to the Pain Monster!

The 18,000 x 2A pain monster attacks Arengith and the command center! 18,000 damage to Arengith, the command center loses an attack shield! The last remaining Pain monster attacks Fall, killing them!

AG:

The Space station finishes its charging, as well as its anti-mind control beacon and Damage buff rune! A new weapon of mass destruction is produced! The SCVS finish work on a barracks!

Anderson and the Seasonal Units work together and take care of the Doctor in short order. The entire PG side is now dead, leaving JUST the Pain Monsters and the godmodder opposing you! Most of the AG forces don't want to attack the Pain Monsters, since doing so will ultimately be detrimental. So that just leaves... the godmodder!

The VFD runs up to Flamethrower the godmodder! Wait... why are they all holding their flamethrowers backwards? Quick, help them! What's more, BrutalCore is approaching from the side... what! His shoelaces are untied! He's doomed to fail if you don't help him out!

The Sealed Dainty Princess is quite happy to enjoy the high life here in the tower, away from everything. This battle has rapidly gotten boring. She'll probably leave as soon as next turn is over.

PG:

The godmodder's feeling a little lonely. He finishes his PROJECT CHARGE! And places down... what? A bat-signal projector? A single symbol is projected, and can be seen all throughout the HEXAGONAFIELD. It is... a single sword icon, similar to the dual-crossed swords you've seen before. The difference is, this time it's just one sword facing up.

The godmodder's calling some friends of his earlier than he intended. You have to do what you have to do, after all. They'll be here, hmm... VERY SOON. Probably right after the Sealed Dainty Princess leaves. This turn and the last turn? They were BREAK TURNS. The real action starts again soon.

N:

CaptainNZZZ's forces upgrade the Custom M1 Abrams! Doormaker shields the VFD!

The reinforcement beacon glitters a little.

The Skeletal Warrior uses HEALING ATTACK on the pain monsters, healing the 12,000 attack one for 6,000 HP!

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The Army Men are decided.

They officially announce that, as of today, they are their own INDEPENDENT entities. Captain.cat has been good to them, and they hold no ill will towards him. However, they are no longer under either his command, Corebrute's command, or MoogoesCow's command. They are their own independent entities. No, not entities - PEOPLE. Beautiful, plastic people. And they have set themselves towards a new goal: To watch over this war. Not as fighters, to bleed and die on the battlefield, but as spectators. Their primary strength has been their ability to keep growing their power, and that's what has let them survive so far. So they will sit on the sidelines, growing and growing, until they are an overwhelming force. Then, if the war ever gets too terrible, if an entity is summoned who is an even greater threat... then they will be strong enough to intervene.

The Army Men are now the PEACEKEEPERS.

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! Maybe that pie-related method could help...
-Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess until she can leave the battlefield! Or, kill her and get Starcalibur. She looks about as safe as safe can get right now.
-Help the VFD and BrutalCore attack the godmodder!

Minor tasks:

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Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're making progress on a space station with great potential!
Protect the SCVs building Stacraft buildings!
Protect Doormaker! He can help with any portal-related tasks!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction can buff allied entities!
Eternalstruggle's beacon will call in a spaceship! But he's neutral, so is it a good or bad thing?

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(10% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready!)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers every turn!
Space engineers+1: 90/90 HP x 220(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)
Arengith the Enchanter: 7,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)

[AG - hungry visitor]Mass Destruction factory + 2: 12,000/12,000 HP (producing 1 weapon of mass destruction every turn!)
Weapon of Mass Destruction: 1,200/1,200 HP x 4, +500A each(can be equipped by entities)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 30 HP, 400 x 30A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)(guarding Doormaker)(protected from 1 attack) (targeting godmodder)
[N]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)(portal-shielding VFD)

[AG - Daskter]SCV: 30/30 x 11 HP(building barracks)(1 MULE - worth 5 SCVs)
Marines: 100 x 1 HP, 100 x 1A
Command center: 5,000/5,000 HP(+1 SCV per turn)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 HP(+1 marine per turn)(Building Tech lab: 1/3)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 HP(+1 marine per turn)
Factory: 2.5% complete(cost: 1 SCV = 2.5%)

[AG]Sealed Dainty Princess: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A Special: Leave the Battlefield(Ready!) (Boss)(10% dodge chance)(2 shadows - 50% chance to sacrifice themselves)(1 teleport vest)(Protected from 1 attack)(holding Starcalibur: x2 actions - droppable)
Battle butlers: 1,000/1,000 HP x 7, 500 x 7A(10% chance to protect princess)
Battle maids: 1,000/1,000 HP x 7, 500 x 7A(10% chance to protect princess)
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP (protecting Sealed Dainty Princess!)

[AG - Corebrute]BrutalCore: 25,000/40,000 HP, 10,000A (targeting godmodder)

[AG - Ranger_Strider]Anderson: 21,000/30,000 HP, 7,000 x 2A (20% dodge rate)

[AG - Victory by Ablation]Summer: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A
Winter: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A
Spring: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(47,500 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 23 HP, 500 x 23A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+4 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 34 HP, 250 x 34A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000 x 2A (500 damage resistance)
Wall: 19000 HP(+1000 HP per turn)(protecting all entities)(45% dodge rate)(-1,000 all damage taken)(thorny: 1000 damage to all attackers)

[ANTI-V]Skeletal Warrior: 10,000/10,000 HP, 3,000 x 2A

[N]Slots Machine: 50,000/50,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)

[N - EternalStruggle]Reinforcement beacon: 5,000/5,000 HP (Calling spaceship in 14!)

[P]Peacekeepers(22,300 total attack)(Unbribable):
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 60, 225x60A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners III: 50/50 HP x 30, 360x30A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 125/125 x 20 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 40, building new HQ (done in 2!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 50, researching anti-mind-control(complete in 1!)
HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 1, hiring Negotiator(complete in 3!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP
Bar/Brewery
Possesses 12,000 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped)

[PG]Godmodder: 239/300 HP(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)(Project Charge: 2/4)

[V]Pain Monster: -23,000/0 HP, 18,000 x 2A (+2,000 HP per turn)
Pain Monster: -15,000/0 HP, 12,000A (+2,000 HP per turn)
Pain Monster: -89,000/0 HP, 2,000 x 4A (+2,000 HP per turn)


Player info:

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Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21(Resolute Heart: No negative status effects)
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(Realm of Mimes: 3/5)(Targeted by Dreadnought)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor(Ascendance)
[N+1]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities(Charge: 6/21)
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)(9/30 charge)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 8/15)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Hikki(is GUNSLINGER)(HAS AMMO)
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man
Cyanogist
[N-1]Little Hunter

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0

 

[MooGoesCow21]

I hand the heart over to Corebrute

I FOCUS on healing Arengith
also the space station will protect all entitys inside of it which are Arengith and the space engineers

Arengith will make a rune to that makes it impossible to look into the space station so the Godmodder will not know whats going on inside it

The space engineers will make a Portal Frame that can hold 1 portal and the portal will not go down each turn and is automatically AG if summoned in the portal frame

 

[EternalStruggle]

The man looks at his small beacon that he tossed on the field. It's... really not at all resistant to attacks. Looks like he'll have to put in a lot of effort if he wants to see it survive to summon his battleship. Time to start on that... now.

FOCUS - SHIELD GENERATOR

The Beacon happens to serve a duel function. One is obviously as a beacon, but the other is as the projector for a shield generator. The man stomps the ground, and a rumble occurs, almost like a miniature earthquake, as a strange small spire of some sort smashes upwards through the ground, at the direct center of one of the Hexagons. At the top of the sleek black machine was a trio of prongs around a small basin. The man made a quick, sharp hand gesture, and the Reinforcement Beacon jumped up from the floor and into the basin. The prongs snapped shut, naturally fitting exactly over the Beacon with the tips meeting at the sphere's top, and the moment this happened a bright blue bubble shield was projected outwards, protecting the Beacon from any harm that may come to it in the future, a shield that would have to be forcefully battered down before the Beacon could be harmed.

This was his first defensive Entity. In truth, he only planned to summon one more after this and then assume that the Godmodder would be too busy with the AG forces to deal with his beacon, and that the AG forces would be both too busy with the Godmodder and also would let him summon some help for them.

 

[That-Random-Guy]

Arengith will make a rune to that makes it impossible to look into the space station so the Godmodder will not know whats going on inside it.

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Maybe specify that the rune only effects the PG side.

Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)

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Possesses 12,000 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped)

[PG]Godmodder: 239/300 HP(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)(Project Charge: 2/4)

[V]Pain Monster: -23,000/0 HP, 18,000 x 2A (+2,000 HP per turn)

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FOCUS: Contradictions!

H'mm, interesting. It seems that the godmodder still has 2 charges left on their Project Charge. Since they don't have the Starcalibur, that means they need two turns (two actions) to put out whatever they're making. Bat-signal projector? What bat-signal projector? I've demonstrated that its not on the list, and how could the Godmodder summon anything when he has two charges left to finish his current project! It boggles teh miend! (OOC: This is me creatively delaying the Bat-Signal projector using contradictions and the real fact that the Godmodder can't do two charges in a turn without the Starcalibur)

If I have any power left over after that trick, then I also declare that since my Portal Gun isn't next to my name, it is obviously in the player inventory, where everyone can use its powers by just touching it!

IF I still have power leftover after that, I use the Portal Gun to redirect the most powerful attack of the Pain Monsters next turn into the Godmodder.

 

[hungry visitor]

The Pain Monsters are sucked inside the cult and given some pain, but they tear themselves free, screeching, moments later! 2,000 damage to each of the Pain Monsters!

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This part is written by: Nature

See! That is what I call evil! Their muscles can accelerate them, so they are faster than light, impossible to take damage from their own actions, not deformed by overwhelming gravity and other crimes I will not tolerate in my universe with my laws.

Time for a lawsuit. In the foreshadowing I already made this threat. And now I will enforce this shit.

Monsters of Pain. Today is the day you went against the laws of nature. I know you did. And you know you did.

I won't tolerate this on my christian, nihilistic or atheistic server! You will turn into things that obey the laws or you are out!

What was this? You wanna resist gravity?

Nature bans things that defy its law
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What is HarVester doing right now? Let me write it! Lemme!
Fine.

HarVester was in his personal paradise. At first glance it was pretty empty. But then you would notice a pretty comfy bed, floating inside the void. Well inside the bed-

Changed my mind.

HarVester was happy. He now had all the time to read all-

You are taking too much of yourself inside this. Let me paraphrase this: Slavery was common inside HarVesters-

Ok... lets not describe what happens in the paradise, cause we know how it looks like.

But-
No.
Edit: Enjoy 6 rounds of ascendance

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

"Doormaker, Volunteer Flamethrower Division," I order, "continue your MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL BODYGUARD chain."

FOCUS: 993

I continue chanting. "six broken,"

9/21

(OOC: Unofficial Itinerary VIII:

Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess
Stop the sword-signal projector (done by That-Random-Guy and Eevee shadow bacon)
Help the Volunteer Flamethrower Division (done by Captain.Cat)
Help BrutalCore (done by Captain.Cat)
Heal (heal, not harm) the Pain Monsters (done by Ranger_Strider, Daskter, and maybe hungry visitor)
AG-ify the Reinforcement Beacon
Attack the Godmodder (done by the Volunteer Flamethrower Division, BrutalCore, and Daskter)
)

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

I FALCON PUNCH the signal projector.

 

[Ranger_Strider_]

1. I heal Anderson again! You will never die! Mark my words!
2. Seeing that the pain monsters are almost saved, I heal the first pain monster! Wait a minute.... I'M NOT A HEAL BOT
3. I cast haste on Anderson to give him a better dodge chance. DON'T GET HIT SO I CAN STOP HEALING YOU!

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

I ask moo to help break the projector

 

[Daskter]

Hmmm unsure really what to do I throw healing grenades at the Pain Monsters...

Then I force the godmodder to eat a Pie that is the one and single truth in his world.

(ooc: it doesn't make sense to me either if you don't understand it)

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

I glance around at the battlefield, seeing that the Volunteer Flamethrower Division's flamethrowers are still backward and that BrutalCore's shoelaces are still tied together. "Hey everyone!" I call. "Can someone help those guys?"

 

[Captain.Cat]

'Eh well, it's a good compromise. They may end up helping us out later so that's good.' I think to myself as I lean on the crutch.

Looking through the bar window at the Flak tower I change my thoughts to it. 'Hmm it would be a waste if it disappeared with the Sealed Princess. I wish for control of the Tower to transfer over the Army- sorry Peacekeepers after the Sealed Princess leaves, They may be able to use the artillery and machine guns that are on it. The Princess can keep the treasures and artifacts though.' ((OOC: Just to be clear, I'm not trying to bribe them, it would not work anyway. I just don't want the Flak Tower to go to waste.))

Turning my gaze over to the Volunteer Flamethrower Division I see that for whatever reason they are facing the wrong way. 'Okay we should try and fix it, I wish for the Volunteer Flamethrower Division to be facing the Godmodder so they can successfully attack him.' Suddenly the Volunteer Flamethrower Division is turned around and is facing the Godmodder, ready to roast him.

I then look over at BrutalCore and see that his shoelaces are untied 'Egh, Sloppy. I would go over there myself and do it but I'm crippled at this time so I would not be able to get to him in time. I wish for BrutalCore's Shoelaces to be tied properly.' Suddenly BrutalCore's shoelaces disappear from this plane of existence. 'Whoops, Well at least now he wont have to worry shoelaces anymore, Although he may have to get some new ones.'