I notice the army men scientists starting from scratch on the anti-mind control research. "Hey Captain.Cat," I call, "JOEbobobob has their old mind control research due to time shenanigans. JOEbobobob, mind giving the army men scientists their research back?"
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Defeat The Godmodder
- Thread starter Moniker
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I notice the army men scientists starting from scratch on the anti-mind control research. "Hey Captain.Cat," I call, "JOEbobobob has their old mind control research due to time shenanigans. JOEbobobob, mind giving the army men scientists their research back?"
if this is something i can do for free despite sidequests, I let capt.cat have the research. otherwise, I apparently can't do that, and as such don't. [sort-of-null?]
hungry visitor
(God/Greater)
I was a bit distracted but now I can write my new plan for HarVester. It is not my plan, but the one transmitted to my ear.
But could have seen that coming.
HV now transforms a lot of the city into a big factory that is fully automated. The weapons of mass destruction are improved with each "generation" and are also deployed every round.
Let me write the next one!
HV imports a sun of unlimited pain from his cult, which has a small field around it, that contains the pain. This grenade will be used in a new weapon of mass destruction, which uses light mass (if you believe it, it is already real). The excess of dark mass gets stored for another weapon. Seems this time he wants to kill hungry vi(deleted).
So he does this minus the part where he kills me because he still needs me to write his stuff.
Also a happy cult without pain, since he took it to form the sun. Oh wait. He wouldn't do this or they do not *thinking*... Stockholm syndrome!
But I will not be affected since I know what he wants.
So I am free *ouch* -if he hadn't me by the balls. He can figure me out as much as I can figure him out. Well this is a draw it seems (if it wasn't for his wishing powers).
Wait. I got power over the chains. Everyone can remember chains! Mwahahah!
*Balls get chained to the ground*
But could have seen that coming.
HV now transforms a lot of the city into a big factory that is fully automated. The weapons of mass destruction are improved with each "generation" and are also deployed every round.
Let me write the next one!
HV imports a sun of unlimited pain from his cult, which has a small field around it, that contains the pain. This grenade will be used in a new weapon of mass destruction, which uses light mass (if you believe it, it is already real). The excess of dark mass gets stored for another weapon. Seems this time he wants to kill hungry vi(deleted).
So he does this minus the part where he kills me because he still needs me to write his stuff.
Also a happy cult without pain, since he took it to form the sun. Oh wait. He wouldn't do this or they do not *thinking*... Stockholm syndrome!
But I will not be affected since I know what he wants.
So I am free *ouch* -if he hadn't me by the balls. He can figure me out as much as I can figure him out. Well this is a draw it seems (if it wasn't for his wishing powers).
Wait. I got power over the chains. Everyone can remember chains! Mwahahah!
*Balls get chained to the ground*
Update XXXVIII
The engineers have queued your order. You hammer out the first 10% of it yourself. The space engineers note that while your player powers are helpful, if you want to build faster you might be better off buffing them up.
The godmodder can't think straight to stop you... stomach... too... queasy... 1 damage!
STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: RNG still doesn't like you I see
YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: No, but you're out of Endgame mode now!
But... but i said SCVs, what have i done wrong
Whatever ill get temporary help by calling down. M.U.L.E.(Mobile Utility Lunar Excavator) nearby the command center, to help build it faster
Then ill help my lonely SCV to build the command center..
I thought about cursing whoever only gave me 1 SCV but I realise that if I do I probably will get backfired from that.
Edits (I know Mules can repair things so I'm thinking that it can also help build things faster... Unless it wont help and I'm just wasting an action :V)
Normal MULEs can only repair, I think... but this one is special! It can build! It's providing PLENTY of help to your wonderful SCV! You also help yourself, providing +30% building!
The machine gun doesn't have ammo! Luckily, it has godmodding powers to auto-reload itself, but... it will take its entire turn! Darn!
The godmodder dances outside the door for a little while, an excruciating expression on his face, before finally getting frustrated, teleporting you out without letting you finish, then continuing to dive for the door! But waiting that long, his poor stomach... 1 damage!
STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: Aww...
YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Well, luck evens out, right? So you might get a bunch of lucky rolls at once when this bad streak is over! That's how probability works!
The Leviathan is too confused to resist! But the machine gun is too mechanical to be swayed by a mind-whispering attack... not that it matters, it's currently out of ammo.
All this is done.
Godmodders always play dirty. A little uncleanliness never hurt anyone, except for the many people who die from preventable diseases each year. But still... EVERYONE needs some sort of toilet paper!
OOC: Godmodder attacks never really need more than one action. Using less than one action isn't good, but using more won't help much. 1 is plenty enough to invest in a godmodder-attacking strike.
Just forgot to remove some parentheses from their status... done!
Corebrute has been appointed as Secondary Owner of the army men. MoogoesCow is emergency backup.
The engineers are so motivated, you get a new HQ pretty much immediately. But now they're stuck building some nice alcohol serving buildings for a while...
The scientists are working on anti-mind-control once again! They do have what they worked on so far thanks to JOEbob, but with their numbers reduced so, it may take a little while.
CoreBrute crumpled to the floor. The blood loss was making him dizzy.
"Damn you fool." Kippers said, his hand glowing with force lightning. "Let me cauterize the wound before you bleed out."
"Don't think that can happen to me here." CoreBrute said, shaking his head. "Kippers, I need you to me a favor. Please." He leaned in and whispered in Kippers ear. The Khajit nodded slowly.
ACTION 1: The Sith Lord vanished from sight. A little while later pieces of the Armor Crusher's destroyed frame floated up to Kippers' star destroyer, being put into the hanger.
"Didn't know you could turn invisible." CoreBrute remarked.
"Course I can. Sith Assassin class." Kippers remarked, becoming visible.
"Thought Old Republic wasn't canon anymore?" CoreBrute laughed, then winced.
"I'm a Khajit with force powers, think I give a fuck what canon is anymore?" He dropped the armor pieces around CoreBrute. "Now what?"
"We go meet an old friend. Now help me up." Through Force Levitation both flew to Kippers' ship.
ACTION 2: Several multiverses later, the ship landed in front of a delapitated garage in a pretty run down country town. CoreBrute staggered out, asquiesing to having his arms bandaged. Don't know if my Player immortality extends this far out. He thought to himself.
"Hey!" He shouted outloud, but there was no answer. "It's CoreBrute and Kippers. We're coming up." He walked up to the garage and walked under the grate. The place was a complete mess, tools and automail tossed assunder. It was worse than he remembered.
"It appears she may have backslided." Kipper remarked.
"Yeah. Looks that way." CoreBrute winced. He then saw a makeshift bed in the corner, without a blanket. There were discarded bottles on the floor and empty pill canisters. "Aw damn it."
He walked over to the bed and called her name.
She slowly got up, her arms covering her eyes.
"Edward..." She said softly. CoreBrute sighed and shook his head.
"No dear. It's not Edward." He kneeled next to her, filled with anger.
This Winry was definitely not the canon one, from either anime-in those she lived happily ever after. This Winry was from a fanfiction universe made by an angry shipper, who happened to believe in Rose X Edward. However, their fury that their ship wasn't canon meant they took it out on this Winry, making her into a drug addict and forcing her to act out of character as a terrible person, driving Edward to end up with Rose. This drove Winry further into despair once she could control herself. That writer had made Winry endure worse hardships in their anger, but he didn't want to think about it.
"Fucking fanfic writers." CoreBrute cried out. His tears started to come out but he forced them back. He needed Winry's help now.
"Who is it?" Winry asks, rubbing her eyes. "If you're hear about the money, I'll get it. I'm the best automail worker the world's ever seeeeen." Her words were slurred.
"Winry it's CoreBrute and I Kippers the Sith Lord." Kippers spoke up, getting her attention. She finally opened her bloodshot eyes.
"Oh hi guys. Hows you doing? Sorry I haven't been to the meetings..." She looks at CoreBrute finally seeing his lack of arms. "Oh my god, what happened to your-"
"Giant dog." CoreBrute said quickly. "I need a favor. And your the best automail worker I've ever known." Winry nods.
"Happy to help a friend." She says, her smile still warm after all her hardships. Goddamn Fanfic writers. I hope they all burn in hell. CoreBrute thought again.
"I've got a special request. I need a pair of arms" At this the spaceship hanger opened, revealing the broken pieces of the Armor Crusher. "Made of this metal."
The old spark of the greatest gear head in Amestris twinkled in her eyes.
ACTION 3: Sometime later, CoreBrute returned to the Hexagonfield, wearing a cloak over his frame. He looked down from the spaceship over the battlefield.
"Are you sure you no longer need my aid?" Kippers asked. CoreBrute shook his head.
"I'll be fine. Just take care of Winry." He flexed his neck in preparation.
"May the Force be with you. The Dark Side I mean." CoreBrute smiled at Kippers. He then jumped off the ship, revealing his new look.
With his metal arms made from the Armor Crusher itself with all it's epic power, he swung with huge force to strike the Boulder as he fell.
"Boulder smashing PUUUUUUNNNCCCCHHH!"
OOC: I've been planning this for a while. Let's hope it goes as planned.
SMASH! 30,000 damage to the Boulder! The boulder's certain to backslide and hit a PG entity this turn. Now then... is Kippers fighting on the battlefield, or absconding with his part played out?
Research given!
The balls are chained to the ground... acting as an attack shield??
OOC: Bolding text to show me what I need or should change on the HEXAGONAFIELD, if anything, for these posts would be much appreciated.
Command center given an attack shield!
Welcome! It's great to have you! 10,000 damage to the Boulder!
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AG:
The space engineers finish the SUPER LASER! Every several turns, it can launch a small support attack down onto the HEXAGONAFIELD from the safe confines of "space"(read: really really far above the ground).
The steel balls and VFD attack the Leviathan for 26,500 damage! The Infinity Jaegers REPLICOMBO! The SCV + Mule get a lot of work done on the Command Center!
The army men fire at the machine gun for 35,500 damage!
PG:
The godmodder is finally using his bathroom... he reaches for the toilet paper... wait, what!? 1 damage! He's not buying THIS brand again!!
STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: Any day now...
YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Come on, you can do it!
At any rate, you suddenly feel like something has lifted from the air. Like the godmodder's power has reset itself, just a little. Like you don't need to be QUITE as worried about the future as you were. The "endgame mode"... it's done. It's over with! You've made it!
All endgame entities have had their stats divided by 10.
The Leviathan fails its confusion roll, and hits itself for 7,000 damage! The rapidfire machine gun seems to be out of ammo... it auto-reloads! The boulder slams into the machine gun twice, dealing 4,000 damage total!
The Uberdog devours the bone meant to distract it whole. And also a lot of the ground surrounding it. He looks up, and starts crawling towards the AG side of the field. It's been too long since he's had the taste of blood...
The godmodder kicks open the bathroom door, and it melts into the ground behind him. Despite the fact that the situation was rather comical a few moments ago, he is now DEAD serious. Emphasis on DEAD, because that's what you're about to be.
BOSS BATTLE TIME!
A figure appears in the sky... fluttering from above on a pink parasol! It's... it's... a beautiful princess?
Dainty Princess: Tee hee!
She glides down to the HEXAGONAFIELD, and lands on the AG side of the field. You notice on her crown, she has that crossed-swords icon. As seems to have become usual, one is lit and one is dormant.
Dainty Princess: I have decided to grace this battlefield with my presence! I don't intend to stay long, but I thought a little trip could be fun. Now, beat down that godmodder for me! I'll help too, but I like having at least five appointed protectors at ALL times. Can't have this dress getting dirty, after all!
Suddenly, on the PG side of the field... what's that? Three cloaked figures have appeared... The godmodder smiles. Assassins. Using this time to help their masters make an important political maneuver... and on their daggers, you again spy that double-crossed swords symbol, with one sword lit on each.
N:
ORYX! hits the Leviathan and Doormaker does his thing.
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The Dainty Princess's special... it looks like she'll leave the battlefield after enough time has passed! But those assassins are going right for her... looks like this is an escort mission! Don't let your charge die on you, or there will be DRASTIC consequences!
ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! Maybe that pie-related method could help...
-Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess until she can leave the battlefield! The assassins are the primary entities threatening her, but don't forget to provide her with protection from EVERYTHING, not just them!
-Keep the Uberdog neutralized, or everyone will die.
Minor tasks:
The army men get stronger over time! Guide and protect them! Right now, though, they're frozen!
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're building helpful structures!
Protect the SCV building a command center!
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're building helpful structures!
Protect the SCV building a command center!
THE HEXAGONAFIELD:
[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(10% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 15,000 damage support attack(ready in 5!)
Reinforcement Beacon: 10% complete, will beam down to battlefield (cost: 6)
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers on random sides every turn!(Diet coke bribe!)(mind-controlled to the AG team!)(50% perma-AG...)
Space engineers+1: 80/80 HP x 170(building space station!)(x1.2 effectiveness)
Arengith the Enchanter: 25,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)
[AG - hungry visitor]Steel balls: 34,000 HP, HP/2 A (+8,000 HP next turn!)(50% attack for 1!)(protected from 1 attack)
[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 30 HP, 300 x 30A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)(targeting Leviathan)
[AG - feller21]Infinity Jaeger: 24,000/24,000 HP, 8,000A (replicombo power)
[AG - Daskter]SCV: 30/30 x 6 HP(building command center)(1 MULE - worth 5 SCVs)
Command center: 65% complete(protected from 1 attack)
[AG - captain.cat/Corebrute]Army men(35,500 total attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed):
Riflemen V: 700/700 HP x 130, 150x130A
Machine gunners III: 200/200 HP x 60, 300x60A
Medics: 500/500 x 15 HP, Healing A
Engineers: 100/100 HP x 15, building brewery/bar(complete in 4!)
Scientists: 100/100 HP x 32, researching anti-mind-control(complete in 6!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP, producing 20 squad leaders(complete in 1!)
Special weapons depot: 4,000/4,000 HP
Plastic shield generator: 5,000/5,000 HP(burns plastic to protect from damage; current rate: 500 plastic/2000 protection)
Possesses 10,200 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped)
[AG]Sealed Dainty Princess: 5,000/5,000 HP, 1,000A Special: Leave the Battlefield(Ready in 5!) (Boss)
[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(31,000 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A(constructing Wall upgrade, done in 1!)
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 18 HP, 500 x 18A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+4 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 14 HP, 250 x 14A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000A
Wall: 14000 HP(+1000 HP per turn)(protecting all entities)(20% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack)
[N - Pluff0]ORYX!: 4,000/14,000 HP, 7,000A
[N - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 25,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)
Kittenverse portal: 50%
[PG]Leviathan: 4,550/30,000 HP, 7,000A, Special: Tidal Wave(ready to unleash! - will hit itself!)(confused - 50% chance to hit itself for 1!)
[PG]BOULDER: 98,620/100,000 HP, 2,000 x 2A(hits one PG and one AG/N entity each attack)
[PG]Rapidfire Machine Gun: 27,450/35,000 HP, 500 x 10A
[PG]Sealed Assassin - Speed: 40,000/40,000 HP, 5,000 x 2A (Boss)
[PG]Sealed Assassin - Power: 65,000/65,000 HP, 20,000A (Boss)
[PG]Sealed Assassin - Dagger: 50,000/50,000 HP, 7,000A, Special: Penetrating Throw(ready in 4!) (Poison strike) (Boss)
[PG]Godmodder: 248/300 HP(Starcalibur: x2 actions)(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)
[PG]Uberdog: Playfulness level: Murderous (one-hit-kill attack)
Player info:
Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New summon: 3/10)(Portal to hell: 4/5 - Suppressed by Dreadnought)(Circus Tent: 1/5)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor
[N]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(1 Legendary Weapon in debt!)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 8/15)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Hikki(is GUNSLINGER)(HAS AMMO)
Ranger_Strider_(Monster of God: 4/5)
Daskter
Page of Time
Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New summon: 3/10)(Portal to hell: 4/5 - Suppressed by Dreadnought)(Circus Tent: 1/5)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor
[N]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(1 Legendary Weapon in debt!)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 8/15)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Hikki(is GUNSLINGER)(HAS AMMO)
Ranger_Strider_(Monster of God: 4/5)
Daskter
Page of Time
Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0
Out of the frying pan, into the fire... you can now cathartically enjoy the feeling of smashing the endgame monsters' heads into a pulp since they're weak and wimpy, but you'll hardly have time since this needs to be closed with a proper boss fight! But... you get the feeling that once this is over, something good might happen for once. Keep it up!
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Ahem.
Previously, on DTG...
This time, on DTG...
The cheery girl this time pulls out a hand grenade out of her purse.
Ooh, hey, something useful!
The cheery girl goes to the Sealed Assassin.
Hey, could you hold this? I need to get something.
The cheery girl quickly unpins the grenade, throws it in the Sealed Assassin's face, and runs off. The Sealed Assassin looks at what he's holding and quickly fumbles with it before it explodes.
Previously, on DTG...
Page of Time said:
This time, on DTG...
The cheery girl this time pulls out a hand grenade out of her purse.
Ooh, hey, something useful!
The cheery girl goes to the Sealed Assassin.
Hey, could you hold this? I need to get something.
The cheery girl quickly unpins the grenade, throws it in the Sealed Assassin's face, and runs off. The Sealed Assassin looks at what he's holding and quickly fumbles with it before it explodes.
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The Veil XII
The contract is handed back to you, and a standard ballpoint pen appears in your palms. You sign your full, legal name:
Arsenical
You hand the contract back to L, and he signs in turn:
Lucifer
Lucifer: Correct choice. Now, as is complimentary, you shall be provided safe passage home.
A portal appears before you. Nervous, you step into it.
...And you're back on the HEXAGONAFIELD!
SIDEQUEST COMPLETE!
Rewards: 1x Resolute Heart (Unstealable)
You can feel it... the Resolute Heart is in your hands, and the godmodder couldn't take it from you or any of your AG friends, unless you give it up willingly. But your soul feels heavier... that would probably be your post-debt!
And there's something else, too. An incredible feeling of dread. Something you might have overlooked.
Consider your next move very, very carefully.
MooGoesCow21
The Moo That Goes Cow
He/Him
I'm going to FOCUS on Improving the space engineers Building capability
Once Arengith is done with making the portal AG he is going to put a rune of escalation on the Super laser it makes it so that every time the super laser fires it doubles it's damage
Once Arengith is done with making the portal AG he is going to put a rune of escalation on the Super laser it makes it so that every time the super laser fires it doubles it's damage
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PBVRFDHCSP - VI
The godmodder and Eevee welcome you. This game is always more interesting with three players! Eevee and the godmodder are both playing for themselves, so you'll be playing for the AG side! Since you don't have a Legendary Weapon to bet with, you'll be pulling an Arsenical and betting one Legendary Weapon's worth of debt! Unless you can conjure up something else of value, that is. Winner takes all!
With your plays, you successfully exhaust both of the blankets you brought in! The godmodder then deals you in. Darn.
JOEbob's D20 card roll: 6
You aren't looking at a very good hand. No power-up cards, but at least they're mostly the same color.
You cannot use the green 10! The card currently in play is "red blanket"! You could have used your color-changing card, but the rules of the game force you to draw cards until you get one you can play whenever you try to make an impossible play!
D20 CARD ROLL: (15 or above succeeds): 10
Yellow 5.
D20 CARD ROLL: (15 or above succeeds): 11
Green 6.
D20 CARD ROLL: (15 or above succeeds): 20
One draw 4! You place it down triumphantly! The godmodder growls as he picks up 4 new cards...
D20 CARD ROLL: ?? + 1
The godmodder growls even more, but not TOO much. The two other players suddenly see a twinkle in the distance, and look at it, but it's gone. When you look back, the godmodder is eyeing his hand happily...
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The godmodder smiles, and copies JOEbob's style: One full on STUPIDITY TOKEN!? Oh no! Those things let you play THREE CARDS IN A ROW! The godmodder triumphantly lays them down: Draw 4! Draw 4! Draw 4! Split neatly among his opponents!
JOEbob's D20 CARD ROLL: 10
An utterly average 8 cards for JOEbob.
Eevee's D20 CARD ROLL: 10
Again. An utterly average 4 cards for Eevee.
The godmodder sets the color to green. Coincidentally, this is pretty much the worst color for both of his enemies.
CURRENT SITUATION:
GAME:
UNO
Facing card: Draw 4(Green)
Eevee's/JOEbob's turn
Health: ++++++++
Eevee Shadow Bacon
(Has a pawn, and a queen, and "Y")
UNO cards: Blue skip-turn card, color-changing card, yellow 3, green 10, blue 4, yellow 5, green 6, blue draw-2, blue 9, green 8, yellow 5
Health: +++++++++
JOEbob
UNO cards: blue 4, blue 7, blue 2, red 5, yellow 2, yellow draw-2, red 6, red 8, blue 1, blue 3, green 7, yellow 9, blue 8
Health: +++++++++
The Godmodder
(Has ??? chess pieces, ??? UNO cards and "A" and "H")
UNO cards: 6 cards
Current stakes:
Shen Gong Wu(+1 actions per turn)
One legendary weapon
JOEbob being one legendary weapon in debt to you
You get this weird feeling like this game won't play out very well for you if some innovation doesn't happen.
feller21
Your local Sociopath
First of all, I apologize for not doing an action when the update came!
Anywho, let's get back into it!
So, now the Godmodder is out of Endgame Mode and there is a dainty princess that we have to protect!
Alright, the sealed assassins shall waste their moves after I do my thing
So basically, I will spend one action teleporting the princess away behind my infinity jaeger
I will use the other two actions to create a decoy of the princess(that looks just like her!), placed where the original princess was.
Just know that this is only probably going to give us about one to two turns of breathing room to use our actions against the assassins before they start doing some damage!
Anywho, let's get back into it!
So, now the Godmodder is out of Endgame Mode and there is a dainty princess that we have to protect!
Alright, the sealed assassins shall waste their moves after I do my thing
So basically, I will spend one action teleporting the princess away behind my infinity jaeger
I will use the other two actions to create a decoy of the princess(that looks just like her!), placed where the original princess was.
Just know that this is only probably going to give us about one to two turns of breathing room to use our actions against the assassins before they start doing some damage!
Ranger_Strider_
The one who does lots of Striding
GODS NO NOT ANOTHER ESCORT MISSION!
1. I summon a guardian knight to defend the princess! After all, the best escort missions are ones others do; besides, all princesses need a knight.
2. I call in a tactical airstrike on the three assassins, consisting of napalm, antimatter bombs, mustard gas, ending with a coating of blood to paint them crimson. What? You come in and think I'll fight fair when you all enter together? Idiots.
3. After the airstrike, I throw an Uberdog sized cat at the assassins, along with some good chicken. GO Uberdog! Be a Good Boy! Get the stinkin cat! And bathe in the blood of those over there!
Looking over, I see Arsenical enter the fray again, along with a Legendary Weapon?!?! Yo Arsenical, good job getting the weapon to pay your debt! Wow, I bet you got it with no issues whatsoever! We're stuck in an escort quest now; we gotta protect that (points to decoy feller21 put down) princess for five more turns, but we got the Godmodder out of Endgame mode, and Eevee is still out of the picture! Let's focus on the assassins and anything that can dish out 5k+ damage for now.
1. I summon a guardian knight to defend the princess! After all, the best escort missions are ones others do; besides, all princesses need a knight.
2. I call in a tactical airstrike on the three assassins, consisting of napalm, antimatter bombs, mustard gas, ending with a coating of blood to paint them crimson. What? You come in and think I'll fight fair when you all enter together? Idiots.
3. After the airstrike, I throw an Uberdog sized cat at the assassins, along with some good chicken. GO Uberdog! Be a Good Boy! Get the stinkin cat! And bathe in the blood of those over there!
Looking over, I see Arsenical enter the fray again, along with a Legendary Weapon?!?! Yo Arsenical, good job getting the weapon to pay your debt! Wow, I bet you got it with no issues whatsoever! We're stuck in an escort quest now; we gotta protect that (points to decoy feller21 put down) princess for five more turns, but we got the Godmodder out of Endgame mode, and Eevee is still out of the picture! Let's focus on the assassins and anything that can dish out 5k+ damage for now.
Eevee shadow bacon
Your Choices Don't Matter
Insert evil laughter here.
As I look at my hand, I realise, Yes, I can win this no problem. I slap down my 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10, then shout, "NO FACE STRAIGHT! I WIN!"
"Doormaker, keep opening the RoIK portal," I call, "and Volunteer Flamethrower Division, attack the Sealed Assassin - Speed!"
FOCUS: BACKSTAB
I teleport behind the Sealed Assassin - Speed and stab him in the heart with an inordinately dainty dagger.
(OOC: Unofficial Itinerary III:
Redirect MrMirrorMan's dice
Protect the Dainty Princess (done by Ranger_Strider_, That-Random-Guy, CaptainNZZZ, and Cyanogynist)
-Make a decoy of her (done by feller21)
-Get the Yorehammer back from the Godmodder
Attack the Sealed Assassin - Speed (done by me, the Volunteer Flamethrower Division, Ranger_Strider_ and maybe Page of Time)
Attack the Sealed Assassin - Power (done by Ranger_Strider_, CoreBrute, and maybe Page of Time)
Attack the Sealed Assassin - Dagger (done by Ranger_Strider_, Arsenical, CaptainNZZZ's entities, and maybe Page of Time)
Attack the Leviathan (done by EternalStruggle)
Attack the Boulder (done by CoreBrute)
Attack the Rapidfire Machine Gun (done by the Army Men)
Distract the Uberdog (done by Ranger_Strider_ and EternalStruggle)
-Open portal to RoIK (done by Doormaker)
Attack the Godmodder (done by Page of Time)
Note on the Unofficial Itinerary: Just because something is marked done on it doesn't mean that you should do something else. It depends on how many actions were invested.
Q: Page of Time, which Sealed Assassin are you attacking? I suggest Speed, as that gives us a chance to either kill him or transform him into his Unsealed form, from where we can kill him.
A: Yes, it was Speed, and it transformed him into his Unsealed form.
Q: Eevee shadow bacon, have you realized that you do not, in fact, have a card with the value 7?
A: Not in time for the sidequest update, unfortunately.
Q: Moniker, is MrMirrorMan a Void? What's the difference between a Neutral that attacks both sides equally and a Void?
A: Probably not. MrMirrorMan has "clarified his intentions" (read: hastily backpedalled to avoid repercussions.) .)
FOCUS: BACKSTAB
I teleport behind the Sealed Assassin - Speed and stab him in the heart with an inordinately dainty dagger.
(OOC: Unofficial Itinerary III:
Redirect MrMirrorMan's dice
Protect the Dainty Princess (done by Ranger_Strider_, That-Random-Guy, CaptainNZZZ, and Cyanogynist)
-Make a decoy of her (done by feller21)
-Get the Yorehammer back from the Godmodder
Attack the Sealed Assassin - Speed (done by me, the Volunteer Flamethrower Division, Ranger_Strider_ and maybe Page of Time)
Attack the Sealed Assassin - Power (done by Ranger_Strider_, CoreBrute, and maybe Page of Time)
Attack the Sealed Assassin - Dagger (done by Ranger_Strider_, Arsenical, CaptainNZZZ's entities, and maybe Page of Time)
Attack the Leviathan (done by EternalStruggle)
Attack the Boulder (done by CoreBrute)
Attack the Rapidfire Machine Gun (done by the Army Men)
Distract the Uberdog (done by Ranger_Strider_ and EternalStruggle)
-Open portal to RoIK (done by Doormaker)
Attack the Godmodder (done by Page of Time)
Note on the Unofficial Itinerary: Just because something is marked done on it doesn't mean that you should do something else. It depends on how many actions were invested.
Q: Page of Time, which Sealed Assassin are you attacking? I suggest Speed, as that gives us a chance to either kill him or transform him into his Unsealed form, from where we can kill him.
A: Yes, it was Speed, and it transformed him into his Unsealed form.
Q: Eevee shadow bacon, have you realized that you do not, in fact, have a card with the value 7?
A: Not in time for the sidequest update, unfortunately.
Q: Moniker, is MrMirrorMan a Void? What's the difference between a Neutral that attacks both sides equally and a Void?
A: Probably not. MrMirrorMan has "clarified his intentions" (read: hastily backpedalled to avoid repercussions.) .)
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"... Aw fuck." I say, as I get back to the battlefiel-
*cough, cough* Arsenical says, as he awakens from the DREAM LANDS after making a deal with the DECEPTIVE DEVIL... Wait, what happened while you were there!?
"I screwed up, alright?"
Well... Anyways, it is then that he notices a regal figure flutter down to the battlefield.
Well, god save the queen! Or PRINCESS, in this case.
Arsenical, in a truly chivalrous way, decides to pull out his innocuous-looking COAT OF GENTLEMANLY CONDUCT. Very few times has he ever needed to pull it out, but this does seem like one of his rare times he needed the SWORD OF DECIDEDLY UNGENTLEMANLY ROUGHHOUSING.
"... What exactly am I looking at right now?"
Why, your finely made COAT! Look at its polished and recently sharpened blade, its comfortable handle, its intricately engraved hilt! Truly, a fine COAT if I ever have seen one.
Arsenical, deciding to be a rather polite person, offers his coat to the DAGGER SEALED ASSASSIN. It's rather cold at this time of day, after all.
Then, as Arsenical put the soft cotton coat on the assassin, said assassin is promptly impaled by the SWORD's blade.
Looking over at the Princess I can only think 'Bloody hell why did we have to be given a escort mission of all thing, Egh well nothing we can do about that now.' I then turn my gaze at the Rapidfire Machine Gun 'Rapidfire machine gun is a bit of repetitive name, seeing that reason we use machine guns in the first place is for their rapid fire. Anyway it's going down.'
I turn to face my soldiers "Right man I want you to take out that Rapidfire Machine Gun over there!" "Copy that sir! it won't be standing once we're finished!" The Army men ready themselves to attack the Rapidfire Machine Gun. I then turn to the Medics and say "Right I got a job for you lot! I want you to heal ORYX seeing that he's been taking a beaten." "About damn time!" The medic who is drying off his face from coffee being spilled on him says.
I then turn towards the new HQ building that still shinny and say "Right HQ I want you to start getting in 25 new engineers, 18 more Scientists and 5 more medics!" "Roger that Commander we will have them here shortly!" The staff in the HQ quickly start working the new order.
(Total plastic spent this Turn: 9125)
I turn to face my soldiers "Right man I want you to take out that Rapidfire Machine Gun over there!" "Copy that sir! it won't be standing once we're finished!" The Army men ready themselves to attack the Rapidfire Machine Gun. I then turn to the Medics and say "Right I got a job for you lot! I want you to heal ORYX seeing that he's been taking a beaten." "About damn time!" The medic who is drying off his face from coffee being spilled on him says.
I then turn towards the new HQ building that still shinny and say "Right HQ I want you to start getting in 25 new engineers, 18 more Scientists and 5 more medics!" "Roger that Commander we will have them here shortly!" The staff in the HQ quickly start working the new order.
(Total plastic spent this Turn: 9125)
FOCUS: The Eternal Princess Guards
With all my power for this turn, I create (Insert Appropriate number here) Eternal Princess Guards. They have no attack and 1 health because all of by power is being put into the special traits described in thees here spoilery thing:
With all my power for this turn, I create (Insert Appropriate number here) Eternal Princess Guards. They have no attack and 1 health because all of by power is being put into the special traits described in thees here spoilery thing:
The Forever Guards: They always are (discreetly) nearby the true Princess. If she would take damage, 1 of them dies and she remains unharmed (alter number as appropriate)
The Protectors: They don't change sides. They will not let the Princess be hurt while they still move.
Proper Presentation At All Times! They fulfill all duties related to, for instance, the Princess's dress not being muddied.
The Protectors: They don't change sides. They will not let the Princess be hurt while they still move.
Proper Presentation At All Times! They fulfill all duties related to, for instance, the Princess's dress not being muddied.
FOCUS - DEALING WITH LEVIATHAN (I can't think of a good name okay)
The man decides to let the AGs handle the Assassins for the time being, and so goes over to the great sea-beast before easily turning the weakened creature into so much sushi with his blade. It is indeed satisfying to take this thing down now that it's weakened, he muses. After this, he throws the body at the Uberdog, preventing it from being able to attack this coming turn! It'll have to either maneuver around or chew through the giant amount of kibble which is now blocking its view of the field. And the former is easier said than done when it's faced with a giant sea creature. Even if it does move fast, well, Leviathan is pretty big, so it'll take some time to get around. Also he may have made the creature much larger through space altering magic to guard against that possibility. And by may have I mean definitely did.
The man decides to let the AGs handle the Assassins for the time being, and so goes over to the great sea-beast before easily turning the weakened creature into so much sushi with his blade. It is indeed satisfying to take this thing down now that it's weakened, he muses. After this, he throws the body at the Uberdog, preventing it from being able to attack this coming turn! It'll have to either maneuver around or chew through the giant amount of kibble which is now blocking its view of the field. And the former is easier said than done when it's faced with a giant sea creature. Even if it does move fast, well, Leviathan is pretty big, so it'll take some time to get around. Also he may have made the creature much larger through space altering magic to guard against that possibility. And by may have I mean definitely did.
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I increase (x2) the Wall's dodge rate by intensifying it's probability manipulation, I want to see the Wall manage to dodge at least attack after all.
Finally I place an attack shield on the Sealed Dainty Princess (x1), I'd prefer not have to deal with whatever those drastic consequences are.
For my entities I issue orders for them to attack the Sealed Assassin - Dagger, I don't like letting entities with special abilities actually manage to use their special abilities.
Finally I place an attack shield on the Sealed Dainty Princess (x1), I'd prefer not have to deal with whatever those drastic consequences are.
For my entities I issue orders for them to attack the Sealed Assassin - Dagger, I don't like letting entities with special abilities actually manage to use their special abilities.
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heheh.
the godmodder was a fool! a fool I say!
oh, and so is eevee.
calling upon a tradition known as "lets see how far away I am from victory", I act regardless of whether Eevee succeeded.
if Eevee succeeded, the current card is a green 10. otherwise its a green draw something or the other.
I play down green 7 and blue 7.
the cards fuse, turning into a cyan of luck card!
green + blue in RGB computer colour, and cyan is the colour of perception. 7's represent luck. perception lets me do whatever I so please within reason, so I choose to cast "just as planned", revealing that I had a "The" token stuffed up my butt the entire time! granted, if there where an available way to obtain it without my butt, then both tokens would explode, but who cares? not me! it worked out!
using the "Srovy" token, "The" token, and "communist" Token, I obtain the power of 3 bullshit tokens!(which I use to make 3 bullshit tokens) Bullshit tokens are bullshit! they are so bullshit that they can be used to make more bullshit tokens with even moderate luck. as a counterbalance, the first cannot be obtained with just one turn of action, (I took 2) and the first turn where a person is aiming to get them, they must announce their plan (as i did, by saying what i could do if I got a "The" Token.). if eevee succeeded, this concludes my turn... or it would, if not for me revealing that we were never playing uno at all! in fact, this was all an elaborate ruse to allow me to make the most out of my fuzzy and not-fuzzy blankets! the real game we were playing is pokemon TCG! however, I had just used a card which said "play rock paper scissors. if you win, deal 920 damage to your opponents active pokemon. if not, play a game of Uno. the person who is the most opportunist in the most bullshitty way wins. if this is you, deal 360 damage to your opponents active pokemon."
since I was way more opportunist then Eevee and the godmodders actions didn't do anything with regards to pokemon, we return to the match of pokemon.
Eevee and the godmodder are both missing one prize card, and my active pokemon is a mew star, who has taken 60 damage out of its 120 hp, though it also has a giant cape attached, raising its current MHP to 160 and current HP to 100. as well, on my bench, I have a Nincada. the mew has 4 rainbow energys attached.
I end my turn, having just knocked out both the godmodders active and eevees active with 360 damage- more then any pokemon has.
and defensive abilitys won't damage me since its not an attack, its an item card.
godmodders turn.
Oh, also, I'm not AG, remember? I help whoevers entitys I deem the coolest, which was the army men so far, so I'm also playing as myself. yeah, I'll probably toss the legendary weapon to the AG's after my first turn of use, but I'd still keep shen gon whatever its called, and if the godmodder makes a cool enough entity I'll give him starcalibur if I win.
EDIT: hey, why is my health-+ count the same as the godmodders? he and Eevee both started with one more then this, then took 1 and 2 damage, respectively! I should have one more health + then him.
the godmodder was a fool! a fool I say!
oh, and so is eevee.
calling upon a tradition known as "lets see how far away I am from victory", I act regardless of whether Eevee succeeded.
if Eevee succeeded, the current card is a green 10. otherwise its a green draw something or the other.
I play down green 7 and blue 7.
the cards fuse, turning into a cyan of luck card!
green + blue in RGB computer colour, and cyan is the colour of perception. 7's represent luck. perception lets me do whatever I so please within reason, so I choose to cast "just as planned", revealing that I had a "The" token stuffed up my butt the entire time! granted, if there where an available way to obtain it without my butt, then both tokens would explode, but who cares? not me! it worked out!
using the "Srovy" token, "The" token, and "communist" Token, I obtain the power of 3 bullshit tokens!(which I use to make 3 bullshit tokens) Bullshit tokens are bullshit! they are so bullshit that they can be used to make more bullshit tokens with even moderate luck. as a counterbalance, the first cannot be obtained with just one turn of action, (I took 2) and the first turn where a person is aiming to get them, they must announce their plan (as i did, by saying what i could do if I got a "The" Token.). if eevee succeeded, this concludes my turn... or it would, if not for me revealing that we were never playing uno at all! in fact, this was all an elaborate ruse to allow me to make the most out of my fuzzy and not-fuzzy blankets! the real game we were playing is pokemon TCG! however, I had just used a card which said "play rock paper scissors. if you win, deal 920 damage to your opponents active pokemon. if not, play a game of Uno. the person who is the most opportunist in the most bullshitty way wins. if this is you, deal 360 damage to your opponents active pokemon."
since I was way more opportunist then Eevee and the godmodders actions didn't do anything with regards to pokemon, we return to the match of pokemon.
Eevee and the godmodder are both missing one prize card, and my active pokemon is a mew star, who has taken 60 damage out of its 120 hp, though it also has a giant cape attached, raising its current MHP to 160 and current HP to 100. as well, on my bench, I have a Nincada. the mew has 4 rainbow energys attached.
I end my turn, having just knocked out both the godmodders active and eevees active with 360 damage- more then any pokemon has.
and defensive abilitys won't damage me since its not an attack, its an item card.
godmodders turn.
Oh, also, I'm not AG, remember? I help whoevers entitys I deem the coolest, which was the army men so far, so I'm also playing as myself. yeah, I'll probably toss the legendary weapon to the AG's after my first turn of use, but I'd still keep shen gon whatever its called, and if the godmodder makes a cool enough entity I'll give him starcalibur if I win.
EDIT: hey, why is my health-+ count the same as the godmodders? he and Eevee both started with one more then this, then took 1 and 2 damage, respectively! I should have one more health + then him.
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hungry visitor
(God/Greater)
Oh wait. This was my mistake. Seems I am able to remember things, but they do not act for me. They act for HV.
Well that was not good.
Note for Moniker: I am currently in some kind of pocket dimension made by That-Random-Guy. HarVester knows that I am there and got his balls there to keep me quiet. I tried to chain them to be able to speak freely, but it backfired. I use HV for HarVester and hv for me, hungry visitor.
And also ... this should be seen by all the players:
Probably good idea to get this on the list of HV entities.
HarVester now has a tower of hurting pain (add tower of hurting pain), which sends a ray of pain, which can even inflict pain on things that can't feel pain. The pain lets them believe they are hurt and this opens real wounds on them.
Man that is a devilish weapon. The first target is the godmodder himself, the other targets are the PG Units.
Can I?
If you don't write something that kills me.
The portals used to kill Armor crusher now have reached full power. Portals eat random PG UNITS and create offspring if they have eaten enough.
HarVester also improves the Industry of his city, Mass destruction Factory now is upgraded to Mass destruction Factory +1.
OOC: Kippers has left the battlefield to take Winry to rehab. He may return in the future, he might not, let's see what happens.
Page of Time did you want to specify which of the 3 assassins you were targeting?
IC:
ACTION 1: CoreBrute punches the ground with his mighty Armor Crusher fists, propelling himself into the air until he lands in front of the Boulder before it can strike an AG target. He wraps his fists around the boulder, his fingers burrouing deep into the rock. He's got a grip and he's not letting go.
ACTION 2: He raises the Boulder high, struggling as the boulder tries to break free, but CoreBrute's grip is mighty. He tightens his hold, causing bits of the boulder to break apart.
ACTION 3: Looking at the assassins he calls out to the Sealed Assassin - Power, whose distracted by the mustard gas and chicken in their eyes. "Here's what real power feels like!"
then he lobs the boulder at the Power Assassin, intending to crush it with both the strength of his throw and the weight of the boulder.
Page of Time did you want to specify which of the 3 assassins you were targeting?
IC:
ACTION 1: CoreBrute punches the ground with his mighty Armor Crusher fists, propelling himself into the air until he lands in front of the Boulder before it can strike an AG target. He wraps his fists around the boulder, his fingers burrouing deep into the rock. He's got a grip and he's not letting go.
ACTION 2: He raises the Boulder high, struggling as the boulder tries to break free, but CoreBrute's grip is mighty. He tightens his hold, causing bits of the boulder to break apart.
ACTION 3: Looking at the assassins he calls out to the Sealed Assassin - Power, whose distracted by the mustard gas and chicken in their eyes. "Here's what real power feels like!"
then he lobs the boulder at the Power Assassin, intending to crush it with both the strength of his throw and the weight of the boulder.
Actually Ill just be 1 of the Princess protector for the while. Unless it requires all 3 actions?
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MrMirrorMan
A clock in a suit.
While a majority of the fighting is happening, a man that is a mirror arrives. With a clock for a head, and a mirror for a body, the [N] decides to do the most logical thing, add hellish randomization elements to the game.
"Greetings to you all! I am Mr.MirrorMan, I am here to add to this battle a bit of a gambling aspect to this game, with effect slot machines! All of your lives are now is someone else's hand."
FOCUS:I throw various die across the battle field, setting up painful objects that people/entities can step upon.
Also, can I start up a 10 charge for a slot machine that can give random buffs/debuffs to one entity of each fraction a turn, or should I make it a 20?
"Greetings to you all! I am Mr.MirrorMan, I am here to add to this battle a bit of a gambling aspect to this game, with effect slot machines! All of your lives are now is someone else's hand."
FOCUS:I throw various die across the battle field, setting up painful objects that people/entities can step upon.
Also, can I start up a 10 charge for a slot machine that can give random buffs/debuffs to one entity of each fraction a turn, or should I make it a 20?
The cheery girl then gives a "poem" to the Godmodder. The godmodder reads it.
externorum deorum!
Obsecro vos,
Ut occidere hominem hunc!
A hand pops out of the "poem" and grabs the Godmodder. It then takes a chainsaw and slices his head off.
Aren't satanic rituals fuun, Mr. Bad Guy? :3
externorum deorum!
Obsecro vos,
Ut occidere hominem hunc!
A hand pops out of the "poem" and grabs the Godmodder. It then takes a chainsaw and slices his head off.
Aren't satanic rituals fuun, Mr. Bad Guy? :3