Defeat The Godmodder

CaptainNZZZ · Oct 31, 2017

Muttering something unpleasant about the Pain Monsters I create a new attack shield for the Wall. (x1)

Next I add a strange array of funnels and turbines to the Wall, boosting it's dodge rate. (x1) (if this isn't allowed because of game balance change this to adding another attack shield to the Wall)

Deciding it was finally time to try to go back to being True Neutral I grab Summer and place Summer in front of the Wall, making it so the first attack anything sends at the Wall will instead hit Summer. (x1)

Finally I issue the orders to my entities, commanding the techmarines to begin working on improving the Wall's ablative layer that'll double the damage resistance of the Wall once finished.

Arsenical · Oct 31, 2017

Arsenical may have momentarily stopped, but he continueswait
.
.
Huh.
.
.
What's... Why, can't I see anything?
I... I can't hear anything either. Now that I think about it... Have I ever seen, or heard anything, the whole time I was fighting?

No. I may have felt like I have, but
... Wait. T... testing, testing. one, two, three.
What... Is this? Words on a... post, or something?

Is, is this all it is? The whole world? pixelated words?
Meaningless. Words. Stop it. stop it! STOP
.
.___________________________________IT!
Wait, I can... I can manipulate them? I can't seem to stop them, but... Let's try...

A
nice
sword,___________________________________________Hey, it's working!
a nice
sword,
a nice
sword,
a nice ________________________________________________________Just a little longer...
sword,
a nice
sword,
a nice
sword,
a nice sword, ____________________________________________________________________Almost done, gonna have to get a little screwy with the text here...
a ni
ce s
wor
d.
. _____________________________________________________________________________________And done! Now, I just wait for the Godmodder, or whatever it is that's behind the godmodder's text, and then... It will fall onto the text like a bloodthirsty guillotine.

The_Two_Eternities · Oct 31, 2017

Arsenical said:
Arsenical may have momentarily stopped, but he continueswait
.
.
Huh.
.
.
What's... Why, can't I see anything?
I... I can't hear anything either. Now that I think about it... Have I ever seen, or heard anything, the whole time I was fighting?

No. I may have felt like I have, but
... Wait. T... testing, testing. one, two, three.
What... Is this? Words on a... post, or something?

Is, is this all it is? The whole world? pixelated words?
Meaningless. Words. Stop it. stop it! STOP
.
.___________________________________IT!
Wait, I can... I can manipulate them? I can't seem to stop them, but... Let's try...

A
nice
sword,___________________________________________Hey, it's working!
a nice
sword,
a nice
sword,
a nice ________________________________________________________Just a little longer...
sword,
a nice
sword,
a nice
sword,
a nice sword, ____________________________________________________________________Almost done, gonna have to get a little screwy with the text here...
a ni
ce s
wor
d.
. _____________________________________________________________________________________And done! Now, I just wait for the Godmodder, or whatever it is that's behind the godmodder's text, and then... It will fall onto the text like a bloodthirsty guillotine.

OOC:

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...
...
I look at the text. Not the Omega-12 guy, me. [NAME REDACTED]. The_Two_Eternities. I create a first draft of my reply, which fails due to formatting issues. I begin composing a second draft, which is the thing you are reading now. I decide that ÓverMeta shenanigans are my thing.

π
middliespowed credics asseler gatected aporks
π = 3.14...
shiefc feroced propage bounclappoding atheones
π = 3.1415...
resually boisfantrast parculs michimagation creases
π = 3.141592...
ratifillies inflatensoled sootstrateness readvenstron chanizes
π = 3.14159265...
saluth subtler yanahumber asinate spiclets
π = 3.1415926535...

I deploy a narrative seclusion agent. I also criticize Arsenical's metaphor.

Arsenical · Nov 1, 2017

The_Two_Eternities said:
OOC:

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...
...
I look at the text. Not the Omega-12 guy, me. [NAME REDACTED]. The_Two_Eternities. I create a first draft of my reply, which fails due to formatting issues. I begin composing a second draft, which is the thing you are reading now. I decide that ÓverMeta shenanigans are my thing.

π
middliespowed credics asseler gatected aporks
π = 3.14...
shiefc feroced propage bounclappoding atheones
π = 3.1415...
resually boisfantrast parculs michimagation creases
π = 3.141592...
ratifillies inflatensoled sootstrateness readvenstron chanizes
π = 3.14159265...
saluth subtler yanahumber asinate spiclets
π = 3.1415926535...

I deploy a narrative seclusion agent and Arsenical deploys a counteragent. I also criticize Arsenical's metaphor.

You can't stop me anymore.

We're all just letters next to letters, not even the chemicals that simulate REAL organic consciousness. Adding letters next to your letters is child's play.

Now I know about this veil.

And I can use it to the greatest extent I can.

Eevee shadow bacon · Nov 1, 2017

"Yes sire, I've got unlimited power thanks to the terra-watt effect of some of the hats, unlimited money from the raining presidents, and everything is completely fire-proof, thanks to all the burning and orbiting flame unusual hat I've got"
I take a breath, "In fact I've even got a closet full of spare nuts and bolts from said effects. I haven't emptied it in a while... maybe I should..."
I turn to the Nuts and Bolts closet, but notice a kitty escaped the portal and is about to open the door.
"Oh no."
Everyone feels a rumble and the closet door burst open, as an avalanche of nuts and bolt spews out (away from my zoo).
"RUUUUNNNNNNNN!" I say, as I grab the princess and flee from the endless metal.

The_Two_Eternities · Nov 1, 2017

The_Two_Eternities said:
OOC:

...
...
...
I look at the text. Not the Omega-12 guy, me. [NAME REDACTED]. The_Two_Eternities. I create a first draft of my reply, which fails due to formatting issues. I begin composing a second draft, which is the thing you are reading now. I decide that ÓverMeta shenanigans are my thing.

π
middliespowed credics asseler gatected aporks
π = 3.14...
shiefc feroced propage bounclappoding atheones
π = 3.1415...
resually boisfantrast parculs michimagation creases
π = 3.141592...
ratifillies inflatensoled sootstrateness readvenstron chanizes
π = 3.14159265...
saluth subtler yanahumber asinate spiclets
π = 3.1415926535...

I deploy a narrative seclusion agent. I also criticize Arsenical's metaphor.

Arsenical said:
You can't stop me anymore.

We're all just letters next to letters, not even the chemicals that simulate REAL organic consciousness. Adding letters next to your letters is child's play.

Now I know about this veil.

And I can use it to the greatest extent I can.

OOC: Unfortunately, Arsenical did not, in fact, deploy a counteragent. He only said he did. Also... Ah. You and I, we are like zero and one. Your character lives in the words, where neither reality is accessible, while mine lives below the words, where the Godmodder and Hexagonafield are real. (And also, did you not notice the OOC at the beginning?)

<Refreshing narrative seclusion agent>

π
middliespowed credics asseler gatected aporks
π = 3.14...
shiefc feroced propage bounclappoding atheones
π = 3.1415...
resually boisfantrast parculs michimagation creases
π = 3.141592...
ratifillies inflatensoled sootstrateness readvenstron chanizes
π = 3.14159265...
saluth subtler yanahumber asinate spiclets
π = 3.1415926535...

MrMirrorMan · Nov 1, 2017

ACTION:1/3
AMOUNT:2/3 SEMI-FOCUSED
[X]Roll Slots
[X]Roll Slots
I run the slot machine twice, seeing if I can actually use it more than once in an action I also put a Pain Monster into Care Bear land, the most light filled, healing place in the world.
Also, I berate the princess, as she had no reason to hit me, I had to ask her her age, I am a responsible casino manager and I will not accept minor's sneaking into the place. While I understand that you will be offended, I can't in clear mind let that happen. There are rules to be followed here, and I will make sure they aren't broken. I thought a princess of such conduct and grace would be able to understand that, but i suppose no one can remember all acts of conduct at all times, even when not human.

Moniker · Nov 1, 2017

JOEbobobob said:
so can I put energy collector. when the owner does damage to a target, gain energy proportional to the damage. once you have enough energy, you can use it to simulate double-actions or empower something in the place of me being in debt as the reward the winner'd get (coloured instead of quotes or brackets because wynut)?
anyway, moi actionorino.
ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, Shoot!
now, dear moniker/the godmodder, try to guess what I've chosen! and no, I don't plan to yatzee his battleship with my sauron from space 7D in Chinese checkers.
make your guess, oh godmodder (IC) and moniker (OOC) and open the spoiler below.

so, you made your guess?

just to make sure...

I'll give you a few

more seconds.

I played Combo hand: Srovy token, The token, and communist token, combining into the power of 3 bullshtick tokens. a bullshtick token beats everything, except knife, but I have the power of three bullshtick tokens. the first, I play. the second, I use to ensure the godmodder can't make the required hand-movements for knife. the third, I use to ensure that we are not including knife as an option in this game of rock paper scissors. that is so bullshit, the godmodder might exclaim, but hey, it is in the name.
to put it another way, I use those bullshtick tokens for an insta-win.

I proceed to shiver. its a bit cold in here, and I don't have my blankets any more.

The Energy Collector seems neat, but difficult to account for, compared to the Shen Gong Wu's one-note effect. Maybe try something... simpler?

-------

JOEbob pulls out all his tokens, and plays BULLSHTICK! He wins this match against the godmodder, but wait... The godmodder couldn't play Knife, but he DID play "blade of grass" a special secret technique that immediately destroys everything in the enemy player's inventory, and removes the ability to use any sort of token or power-up or ANYTHING! This includes JOEbob's cop-out card. JOEbob's won this round, but he won't win another. Because you're playing 2 out of 3, of course. Who DOESN'T play Rock-Paper-Scissors 2 out of 3?

CURRENT SITUATION:
Game: Rock Paper Scissors

Joebob: 1/2 Wins
Godmodder: 0/2 Wins

Health: +++++++++
JOEbob
(Can't use powerups!)

Health: +++
The Godmodder
(Has ??? chess pieces, ??? UNO cards and "A" and "H")
UNO cards: 6 cards

Current stakes:
One legendary weapon from the godmodder's stash
JOEbob being one legendary weapon in debt to you

JOEbobobob · Nov 1, 2017

[hm, not the energy collector... how about a booster to charges (IE: they charge an extra 50% faster or something)? it'd help both the godmodder and a player, so, what do you think?]
[if not, how about a shade machine (on death of an entity, stores the entitys shade indefinitely. when you want it, you can use the shade for a themed effect?)]
[or, since I don't want the end result being my debt cuz thats useless for me if I win, how about being able to give entitys (you don't own?) an extra action (as a free action)
yeah, you already said this RPS match was 2/3.
now, my action is below.

have you decided?

liar, you didn't decide in advance last time

now Make a choice.

because thats how the game is played.

I play RPS!
that is to say, rocket propelled sledgehammer.
I swing it back for a sec, then slam it into the godmodders chosen move. rocks get shattered, scissors get broken, paper burned by the rocket, explosives get knocked away, water is ineffectual, knifes are too short range, dragon is too anachronistic, blade of grass gets burnt, etc.
I then combo the blow, slamming into the godmodder himself. he gets knocked back a mere centimeter, but before he can react...
I remind him of the physics stuff from the past. classical conditioning causes him to get constipated, because he had to use the washroom really bad when I told him that stuff.
the godmodder got a headache from the physics stuff.
headaches hurt.
pain is not damage, though.
not... directly.
as the godmodder rushes into his bathroom, the headache intensifies as he realises that there weren't any mind-controled army men left to pardon him, and that a black-hole-immune gravity-stabilization field generator would not be immune to white holes, and break down soon after my attack as a white hole appears in his stomach, removing the GS field generator. the size of the white hole is unspecified, and since we don't know how white holes work, and his blank map corresponds to blank territorys via his reality warping godmodder powers, white holes don't have any weird requirements and can be of any size, so now he has indigestion, and his gravity stabilization field generator is broken, and the white-hole is much smaller then the black hole, so the black hole pulls up the rock...
the rock which regained what power it had back when I was preserving it in the past. and regained even more of its power just now as i called attention to it. no, it wasn't as strong as yorehammer, but it worked the same way. the headache gets worse as he stumbles onto the toilet, and begins to... relieve himself. he trys to do so, but it hurts to try. he godmodds away the problem. now he can poo, yay.
the rock comes out his butt.
the pain of trying to relieve himself was the well-timed impact of the rock flying up his butt. he'd have noticed, but mumbo-jumbo headache. the rock was drawn in by the black hole as stated.
oh, and he still hasn't bothered to make himself immune to rocks, highly-compressed planet-mass ones or otherwise.

this does not deal damage. it merely distracts him a bit too much to choose something to counter the sledgehammer, letting me win the sidequest. heh, knew I'd find a use for it.

also, you clearly didn't choose the godmodders move before opening the last time spoiler. shame on you! you don't get to change your move to account for your opponents in real RPS!

CoreBrute · Nov 1, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
I hand the heart over to Corebrute

CoreBrute takes the Azure Heart that's handed to him and immediately gets to work.

Action 1: He turns to BrutalCore, the mysterious shoelaces which had tripped him up now vanishing. The Azure Heart glows as he points at him.

"By the Legendary Weapon, be purified!" Glowing purple energy shot at BrutalCore, enveloping him. When the light cleared, the blue light had diminished from BrutalCore. Gingerly, he removed his helmet revealing a face identical to CoreBrute's.

"I'm cured! I don't feel Velocity 9's side effects anymore!"

"And you aren't registered as a Time anomaly anymore." CoreBrute noted. "The Time Wraiths are still gonna get here, but now they'll be drawn to the other massive chronal anomoly." And he nodded at the Godmodder, the largest disrupter of reality possible. "Invincible, super fast, defenders of time itself? They'll probably get a few good licks in, maybe an HP or 2. Meanwhile, let's get to work."

ACTION 2: At this point the Star Destroyer Kippers owns popped into sight above them. Kippers walked out, carrying Fanfiction Winry in his arms.

"It's good you called." Kippers states, as he sets her down in front of the Brutes. "She's taken a turn for the worse."

"I've got this." CoreBrute pointed the Azure Heart at her. "By the Legendary Weapon, be purified!" The purple light filled Winry with energy. Years of pain and drug abuse vanished in an instant, and the young mechanist was radiant. She smiled at CoreBrute.

"I feel like I've got a new lease on life. Let me know how I can help."

OOC: Using the Azure heart and my action, I purified/summoned my earlier creation fanfiction suffering Winry. Now she is an entity on my side, skilled in all manner of inventions/crafting but at her absolute peak thanks to the Azure Heart's effect. Kippers isn't an entity however. He's got Sith stuff to do, so we'll see him later.

ACTION 3: As Eevee runs with the Princess in their grasp, time seems to slow to a crawl, as BrutalCore superspeeds to the Princess and gingerly takes her with him to CoreBrute (whose also fine). The Speedster entity's control over the Speedforce allows all CoreBrute's entorauge

"Princess, the Starcalibur you wield is not under it's full power. The Godmodder has sealed it's potential from you." He raises the Azure Heart and points at Winry. "Our master craftsman can help restore the connection, giving you the full power while severing the Godmodder's connection. But we need to act quickly, while he's using his actions to charge."

As the Princess rested the sword on the Azure Heart, Winry went at the sword with a hammer, the sparks beating off the Heart like it was an Anvil. The Heart glowed with each strike as she worked.

"The Heart can remove all buffs and debuffs, unless they're from another Legendary Weapon. However, the Starcalibur is currently under a debuff by the Debuff, keeping it's benefits soulbound to him." Winry notes as she works. "However, I happen to have experience working on souls and soul based materials."

The Princess looked at CoreBrute with confusion so he said quickly, "Her author wanted to blame her for everything wrong in the setting, so stated she somehow made a philosopher's stone and helped killed the Ishvalens during The Ishbal Massacre, despite not even being 10 years old-look it was a stupid piece of fanfiction and you get dumber the more you think about it. Let's just make it clear she knows what she's doing."

With a resounding crash of metal, lights shone from the Azure Heart. With luck and skill, the Godmodder's hold on the Starcalibur will vanish, taking it's power away from the Godmodder when she disappears.

Once the work is done, BrutalCore returns the princess to Eevee's fleeing arms before the other player even realised she left.

OOC: Spending my action and the action of my entity Winry to sever the soul link the Godmodder has with the Starcalibur, using the power of the Azure Heart to help remove that debuff, thus giving the full power to the Princess. (Also, CoreBrute is holding the Azure heart's base with a metal hand while this is going on, because he's not losing this legendary weapon damn it!)

If I may, I'd like to tell BrutalCore to hide until the Time Wraiths are gone. However, if you think he's done to much this turn to effectively hide, than I respect your call. Also, Time Wraiths should be arriving now. Get that Godmodder my pretties!

Arsenical · Nov 1, 2017

The_Two_Eternities said:
OOC: Unfortunately, Arsenical did not, in fact, deploy a counteragent. He only said he did. Also... Ah. You and I, we are like zero and one. Your character lives in the words, where neither reality is accessible, while mine lives below the words, where the Godmodder and Hexagonafield are real. (And also, did you not notice the OOC at the beginning?)

<Refreshing narrative seclusion agent>

π
middliespowed credics asseler gatected aporks
π = 3.14...
shiefc feroced propage bounclappoding atheones
π = 3.1415...
resually boisfantrast parculs michimagation creases
π = 3.141592...
ratifillies inflatensoled sootstrateness readvenstron chanizes
π = 3.14159265...
saluth subtler yanahumber asinate spiclets
π = 3.1415926535...

(The current writer of this post, the real Arsenical, takes a quick second to criticize your 1 and 0 metaphor because there is technically three realities: Our own, the words, and below the word)Wait what's going on

(And now with the other Arsenical having noticed the real Arsenical words) Huh? (He deploys some more of the narrative seclusion agent of) Hey wait! Tell me why you keep me in this world! GET ME OUT (Eternities's design, quickly, oh god) NO YOU CAN'T JU

... What was I talking about? Focus, Arsenical, focus!

Eevee shadow bacon · Nov 1, 2017

CoreBrute said:
CoreBrute takes the Azure Heart that's handed to him and immediately gets to work.

Action 1: He turns to BrutalCore, the mysterious shoelaces which had tripped him up now vanishing. The Azure Heart glows as he points at him.

"By the Legendary Weapon, be purified!" Glowing purple energy shot at BrutalCore, enveloping him. When the light cleared, the blue light had diminished from BrutalCore. Gingerly, he removed his helmet revealing a face identical to CoreBrute's.

"I'm cured! I don't feel Velocity 9's side effects anymore!"

"And you aren't registered as a Time anomaly anymore." CoreBrute noted. "The Time Wraiths are still gonna get here, but now they'll be drawn to the other massive chronal anomoly." And he nodded at the Godmodder, the largest disrupter of reality possible. "Invincible, super fast, defenders of time itself? They'll probably get a few good licks in, maybe an HP or 2. Meanwhile, let's get to work."

ACTION 2: At this point the Star Destroyer Kippers owns popped into sight above them. Kippers walked out, carrying Fanfiction Winry in his arms.

"It's good you called." Kippers states, as he sets her down in front of the Brutes. "She's taken a turn for the worse."

"I've got this." CoreBrute pointed the Azure Heart at her. "By the Legendary Weapon, be purified!" The purple light filled Winry with energy. Years of pain and drug abuse vanished in an instant, and the young mechanist was radiant. She smiled at CoreBrute.

"I feel like I've got a new lease on life. Let me know how I can help."

OOC: Using the Azure heart and my action, I purified/summoned my earlier creation fanfiction suffering Winry. Now she is an entity on my side, skilled in all manner of inventions/crafting but at her absolute peak thanks to the Azure Heart's effect. Kippers isn't an entity however. He's got Sith stuff to do, so we'll see him later.

ACTION 3: As Eevee runs with the Princess in their grasp, time seems to slow to a crawl, as BrutalCore superspeeds to the Princess and gingerly takes her with him to CoreBrute (whose also fine). The Speedster entity's control over the Speedforce allows all CoreBrute's entorauge

"Princess, the Starcalibur you wield is not under it's full power. The Godmodder has sealed it's potential from you." He raises the Azure Heart and points at Winry. "Our master craftsman can help restore the connection, giving you the full power while severing the Godmodder's connection. But we need to act quickly, while he's using his actions to charge."

As the Princess rested the sword on the Azure Heart, Winry went at the sword with a hammer, the sparks beating off the Heart like it was an Anvil. The Heart glowed with each strike as she worked.

"The Heart can remove all buffs and debuffs, unless they're from another Legendary Weapon. However, the Starcalibur is currently under a debuff by the Debuff, keeping it's benefits soulbound to him." Winry notes as she works. "However, I happen to have experience working on souls and soul based materials."

The Princess looked at CoreBrute with confusion so he said quickly, "Her author wanted to blame her for everything wrong in the setting, so stated she somehow made a philosopher's stone and helped killed the Ishvalens during The Ishbal Massacre, despite not even being 10 years old-look it was a stupid piece of fanfiction and you get dumber the more you think about it. Let's just make it clear she knows what she's doing."

With a resounding crash of metal, lights shone from the Azure Heart. With luck and skill, the Godmodder's hold on the Starcalibur will vanish, taking it's power away from the Godmodder when she disappears.

Once the work is done, BrutalCore returns the princess to Eevee's fleeing arms before the other player even realised she left.

OOC: Spending my action and the action of my entity Winry to sever the soul link the Godmodder has with the Starcalibur, using the power of the Azure Heart to help remove that debuff, thus giving the full power to the Princess. (Also, CoreBrute is holding the Azure heart's base with a metal hand while this is going on, because he's not losing this legendary weapon damn it!)

If I may, I'd like to tell BrutalCore to hide until the Time Wraiths are gone. However, if you think he's done to much this turn to effectively hide, than I respect your call. Also, Time Wraiths should be arriving now. Get that Godmodder my pretties!

Wait... did you just jojo the princess?

The_Two_Eternities · Nov 1, 2017

Arsenical said:
(The current writer of this post, the real Arsenical, takes a quick second to criticize your 1 and 0 metaphor because there is technically three realities: Our own, the words, and below the word)Wait what's going on

(And now with the other Arsenical having noticed the real Arsenical words) Huh? (He deploys some more of the narrative seclusion agent of) Hey wait! Tell me why you keep me in this world! GET ME OUT (Eternities's design, quickly, oh god) NO YOU CAN'T JU

... What was I talking about? Focus, Arsenical, focus!

OOC: I was referring to SCP-000 and SCP-001: The Database (S. A. Swann). (Although what if 1 referred to our reality, 0 to the words, and -1 to below the words?)

<Refreshing narrative seclusion agent just to be sure>

π
middliespowed credics asseler gatected aporks
π = 3.14...
shiefc feroced propage bounclappoding atheones
π = 3.1415...
resually boisfantrast parculs michimagation creases
π = 3.141592...
ratifillies inflatensoled sootstrateness readvenstronchanizes
π = 3.14159265...
saluth subtler yanahumber asinate spiclets
π = 3.1415926535...

Moniker · Nov 1, 2017

JOEbobobob said:
[hm, not the energy collector... how about a booster to charges (IE: they charge an extra 50% faster or something)? it'd help both the godmodder and a player, so, what do you think?]
[if not, how about a shade machine (on death of an entity, stores the entitys shade indefinitely. when you want it, you can use the shade for a themed effect?)]
[or, since I don't want the end result being my debt cuz thats useless for me if I win, how about being able to give entitys (you don't own?) an extra action (as a free action)
yeah, you already said this RPS match was 2/3.
now, my action is below.

have you decided?

liar, you didn't decide in advance last time

now Make a choice.

because thats how the game is played.

I play RPS!
that is to say, rocket propelled sledgehammer.
I swing it back for a sec, then slam it into the godmodders chosen move. rocks get shattered, scissors get broken, paper burned by the rocket, explosives get knocked away, water is ineffectual, knifes are too short range, dragon is too anachronistic, blade of grass gets burnt, etc.
I then combo the blow, slamming into the godmodder himself. he gets knocked back a mere centimeter, but before he can react...
I remind him of the physics stuff from the past. classical conditioning causes him to get constipated, because he had to use the washroom really bad when I told him that stuff.
the godmodder got a headache from the physics stuff.
headaches hurt.
pain is not damage, though.
not... directly.
as the godmodder rushes into his bathroom, the headache intensifies as he realises that there weren't any mind-controled army men left to pardon him, and that a black-hole-immune gravity-stabilization field generator would not be immune to white holes, and break down soon after my attack as a white hole appears in his stomach, removing the GS field generator. the size of the white hole is unspecified, and since we don't know how white holes work, and his blank map corresponds to blank territorys via his reality warping godmodder powers, white holes don't have any weird requirements and can be of any size, so now he has indigestion, and his gravity stabilization field generator is broken, and the white-hole is much smaller then the black hole, so the black hole pulls up the rock...
the rock which regained what power it had back when I was preserving it in the past. and regained even more of its power just now as i called attention to it. no, it wasn't as strong as yorehammer, but it worked the same way. the headache gets worse as he stumbles onto the toilet, and begins to... relieve himself. he trys to do so, but it hurts to try. he godmodds away the problem. now he can poo, yay.
the rock comes out his butt.
the pain of trying to relieve himself was the well-timed impact of the rock flying up his butt. he'd have noticed, but mumbo-jumbo headache. the rock was drawn in by the black hole as stated.
oh, and he still hasn't bothered to make himself immune to rocks, highly-compressed planet-mass ones or otherwise.

this does not deal damage. it merely distracts him a bit too much to choose something to counter the sledgehammer, letting me win the sidequest. heh, knew I'd find a use for it.

also, you clearly didn't choose the godmodders move before opening the last time spoiler. shame on you! you don't get to change your move to account for your opponents in real RPS!

The godmodder tells you how he knows what you're going to play: He studies competitive Rock-Paper-Scissors for 15 years. As you start to move your hand to make a specific shape, the godmodder immediately reads the shape in 1 microsecond and then plays the appropriate counter. So the spoilers and such are pointless. As is all resistance. For example, this "RPS" move is clearly just a "fire" equivalent, and it was made quite clear at the start that "fire" equivalents all count as "fire", and are countered by water - which the godmodder plays. You lose. Sheesh. If you're going to try to pull something like that, at least go the full way and play DOUBLE fire. Looks like it's game point...

(Oh, and your attack did 1 damage. The godmodder makes himself immune to rock damage, re-immunizes himself against any bathroom-related damage, and rock damage, and blah blah blah, etc.)

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Failure. Though, you could have wagered it, if you had won it.

You have wagered the CHARGE BOOSTER! Use it to charge x2 instead x1 with your actions! It's... kind of a crappy Legendary Artifact, though. It tends to burn out, or sometimes draw on a little too much entropy, when used a lot.

CURRENT SITUATION:
Game: Rock Paper Scissors

Joebob: 1/2 Wins
Godmodder: 1/2 Wins

Health: +++++++++
JOEbob
(Can't use powerups!)

Health: +++
The Godmodder
(Has ??? chess pieces, ??? UNO cards and "A" and "H")
UNO cards: 6 cards

Current stakes:
One legendary weapon from the godmodder's stash
Charge Booster (x2 charging)

MrMirrorMan · Nov 2, 2017

ACTION:2/3
AMOUNT:1/3
I stack all the Pain Beasts on top of eachother. They are now a pain monster tower, and any healing affects all of them.

JOEbobobob · Nov 2, 2017

please read this post in the way it displays after posting, as opposed to in the edit view where spoilers do nothing.
tsk tsk tsk.
if its game point now it was game point before. I have 3 times as many health +'s as him, and the scaling of damage so far means even if I lose I'd lost at most 6 of them, and thats being generous. its more likely that I'd lose like 4.
and I'm pretty sure game point means one of people could win right now, but not the other.
I reply to the godmodder that thats very strange, aSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFDOPSGJUISSHFNIDRSIKLA:LDOK
engaging impartial narration...
it would appear that JOE is having a seizure. this is strange, as he has never had one before. well, shall you play rock paper scissors with him while he has this problem as opposed to waiting? yes? good good.
placing blindfolds on JOE and the godmodders eyes...
searching for void players....
detected heir of void. mindcontrolling... removing flaws... controlling... forcing to aid...
it is now impossible for omnisience to allow knowledge of one anothers thoughts, and we are shrouded from one anothers view, though the godmodder can probably pierce that, and indeed does, so he can still see the spazzing out JOE. JOE continues to have a siezure. rock, paper, scissors, shoot, freezing time, removing void effect, checking godmodders move, checking JOE's move...
JOEs move at the moment of timefreeze seemed to be...

banana split which is on fire and has lazers. guess it was too much to expect him to be...

coherent. luckily, the godmodder didn't know which hand was going to focussed on. the other hand was splayed, which most closely resembles paper. don't ask how to make bswiofahl, trying to do it will usually break...

the users bones. the godmodder used scissors, which would counter me if I had been playing with my dominant hand like before...

but having a seizure somehow reversed my handedness temporarily, meaning my left hand was the one I had a modicum of control over and as such the one...

that would be judged. bswiofahl loses to fire and anything involving excessive....

heat. scissors does not have those properties, so bswiofahl can defeat it with...

Heh, bet I had you going there. his hands show paper and bswiofahl, but his body is contorted into the shape of a giant weird plus sign.
giant weird plus sign loses only to paper, on which you can write it.
did I fool you? if you didn't realise the whole thing was a Distaction, then that means JOE won. heh. mind games. heheh.

If you are not moniker and read this post, please do not comment on it and only react to it as if the last spoiler did not exist.

in other news, yay, I managed to deal damage to the godmodder in the middle of a sidequest!
also, though this isn't my action, the description of the game said:
"Then you have Water, which beats Fire/Dynamite/Gun, but loses to everything else!".
which would mean it Would lose to RPS, which isn't fire, or dynamite, or a gun, so you be inconsistent.

Moniker · Nov 2, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
I hand the heart over to Corebrute

I FOCUS on healing Arengith
also the space station will protect all entitys inside of it which are Arengith and the space engineers

Arengith will make a rune to that makes it impossible to look into the space station so the Godmodder will not know whats going on inside it

The space engineers will make a Portal Frame that can hold 1 portal and the portal will not go down each turn and is automatically AG if summoned in the portal frame

Arengith healed for 15,000 HP! While Arengith can buff entities, a rune with the power to block a godmodder from scrying when and where he wants to would take the power of a player. Furthermore, all the work on the space station involves going outside the station, and so if the entities want to have any actions, they'll need to stay vulnerable - for right now. Portal Frame queued.

EternalStruggle said:
The man looks at his small beacon that he tossed on the field. It's... really not at all resistant to attacks. Looks like he'll have to put in a lot of effort if he wants to see it survive to summon his battleship. Time to start on that... now.

FOCUS - SHIELD GENERATOR

The Beacon happens to serve a duel function. One is obviously as a beacon, but the other is as the projector for a shield generator. The man stomps the ground, and a rumble occurs, almost like a miniature earthquake, as a strange small spire of some sort smashes upwards through the ground, at the direct center of one of the Hexagons. At the top of the sleek black machine was a trio of prongs around a small basin. The man made a quick, sharp hand gesture, and the Reinforcement Beacon jumped up from the floor and into the basin. The prongs snapped shut, naturally fitting exactly over the Beacon with the tips meeting at the sphere's top, and the moment this happened a bright blue bubble shield was projected outwards, protecting the Beacon from any harm that may come to it in the future, a shield that would have to be forcefully battered down before the Beacon could be harmed.

This was his first defensive Entity. In truth, he only planned to summon one more after this and then assume that the Godmodder would be too busy with the AG forces to deal with his beacon, and that the AG forces would be both too busy with the Godmodder and also would let him summon some help for them.

Reinforcement beacon has gained a shield with 20,000 HP!

That-Random-Guy said:
Maybe specify that the rune only effects the PG side.

FOCUS: Contradictions!

H'mm, interesting. It seems that the godmodder still has 2 charges left on their Project Charge. Since they don't have the Starcalibur, that means they need two turns (two actions) to put out whatever they're making. Bat-signal projector? What bat-signal projector? I've demonstrated that its not on the list, and how could the Godmodder summon anything when he has two charges left to finish his current project! It boggles teh miend! (OOC: This is me creatively delaying the Bat-Signal projector using contradictions and the real fact that the Godmodder can't do two charges in a turn without the Starcalibur)

If I have any power left over after that trick, then I also declare that since my Portal Gun isn't next to my name, it is obviously in the player inventory, where everyone can use its powers by just touching it!

IF I still have power leftover after that, I use the Portal Gun to redirect the most powerful attack of the Pain Monsters next turn into the Godmodder.

The godmodder thanks you for pointing out this obvious mistake. He managed to summon the special signaler, as a story element, not any sort of entity. But since he still has a 2/4 charge left, he gets to make ANOTHER project charge! Great!

Portal gun added to inventory. Pain Monster attack redirected!

hungry visitor said:
This part is written by: Nature

See! That is what I call evil! Their muscles can accelerate them, so they are faster than light, impossible to take damage from their own actions, not deformed by overwhelming gravity and other crimes I will not tolerate in my universe with my laws.

Time for a lawsuit. In the foreshadowing I already made this threat. And now I will enforce this shit.

Monsters of Pain. Today is the day you went against the laws of nature. I know you did. And you know you did.

I won't tolerate this on my christian, nihilistic or atheistic server! You will turn into things that obey the laws or you are out!

What was this? You wanna resist gravity?

Nature bans things that defy its law

What is HarVester doing right now? Let me write it! Lemme!
Fine.

HarVester was in his personal paradise. At first glance it was pretty empty. But then you would notice a pretty comfy bed, floating inside the void. Well inside the bed-

Changed my mind.

HarVester was happy. He now had all the time to read all-

You are taking too much of yourself inside this. Let me paraphrase this: Slavery was common inside HarVesters-

Ok... lets not describe what happens in the paradise, cause we know how it looks like.

But-
No.
Edit: Enjoy 6 rounds of ascendance

Nature BANS the lowest-HP Pain Monster! It's gone!

The_Two_Eternities said:
"Doormaker, Volunteer Flamethrower Division," I order, "continue your MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL BODYGUARD chain."

FOCUS: 993

I continue chanting. "six broken,"

9/21

(OOC: Unofficial Itinerary VIII:

Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess
Stop the sword-signal projector (done by That-Random-Guy and Eevee shadow bacon)
Help the Volunteer Flamethrower Division (done by Captain.Cat)
Help BrutalCore (done by Captain.Cat)
Heal (heal, not harm) the Pain Monsters (done by Ranger_Strider, Daskter, and maybe hungry visitor)
AG-ify the Reinforcement Beacon
Attack the Godmodder (done by the Volunteer Flamethrower Division, BrutalCore, and Daskter)
)

Charging...

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I FALCON PUNCH the signal projector.

You smash it! Too late. The people who needed to see the signal already got the message.

Ranger_Strider_ said:
1. I heal Anderson again! You will never die! Mark my words!
2. Seeing that the pain monsters are almost saved, I heal the first pain monster! Wait a minute.... I'M NOT A HEAL BOT
3. I cast haste on Anderson to give him a better dodge chance. DON'T GET HIT SO I CAN STOP HEALING YOU!

+5,000 HP to Anderson and Pain Monster! Anderson given slightly improved dodge chance!

Daskter said:
Hmmm unsure really what to do I throw healing grenades at the Pain Monsters...

Then I force the godmodder to eat a Pie that is the one and single truth in his world.

(ooc: it doesn't make sense to me either if you don't understand it)

+5,000 HP to each Pain Monster!

The godmodder eats the pie, making it a lie. Well then.

Captain.Cat said:
'Eh well, it's a good compromise. They may end up helping us out later so that's good.' I think to myself as I lean on the crutch.

Looking through the bar window at the Flak tower I change my thoughts to it. 'Hmm it would be a waste if it disappeared with the Sealed Princess. I wish for control of the Tower to transfer over the Army- sorry Peacekeepers after the Sealed Princess leaves, They may be able to use the artillery and machine guns that are on it. The Princess can keep the treasures and artifacts though.' ((OOC: Just to be clear, I'm not trying to bribe them, it would not work anyway. I just don't want the Flak Tower to go to waste.))

Turning my gaze over to the Volunteer Flamethrower Division I see that for whatever reason they are facing the wrong way. 'Okay we should try and fix it, I wish for the Volunteer Flamethrower Division to be facing the Godmodder so they can successfully attack him.' Suddenly the Volunteer Flamethrower Division is turned around and is facing the Godmodder, ready to roast him.

I then look over at BrutalCore and see that his shoelaces are untied 'Egh, Sloppy. I would go over there myself and do it but I'm crippled at this time so I would not be able to get to him in time. I wish for BrutalCore's Shoelaces to be tied properly.' Suddenly BrutalCore's shoelaces disappear from this plane of existence. 'Whoops, Well at least now he wont have to worry shoelaces anymore, Although he may have to get some new ones.'

Control of the Tower has been transferred to the Peacekeepers! The VFD is now facing turned around! Except... it's their guns that pointed the wrong way, not them... BrutalCore's shoelaces are now tied properly!

CaptainNZZZ said:
Muttering something unpleasant about the Pain Monsters I create a new attack shield for the Wall. (x1)

Next I add a strange array of funnels and turbines to the Wall, boosting it's dodge rate. (x1) (if this isn't allowed because of game balance change this to adding another attack shield to the Wall)

Deciding it was finally time to try to go back to being True Neutral I grab Summer and place Summer in front of the Wall, making it so the first attack anything sends at the Wall will instead hit Summer. (x1)

Finally I issue the orders to my entities, commanding the techmarines to begin working on improving the Wall's ablative layer that'll double the damage resistance of the Wall once finished.

+1 attack shield, small dodge rate increase, Summer forcibly bodyguarding the wall... you've gone back down to [N]. Darn, you were only a little helping away from N+2.

OOC: How dodge rate works, is, the more you have of it, the more effort it takes you to get more. After all, every 10% is exponentially more effective than the last once you get higher up in the % rates.

Arsenical said:
Arsenical may have momentarily stopped, but he continueswait
.
.
Huh.
.
.
What's... Why, can't I see anything?
I... I can't hear anything either. Now that I think about it... Have I ever seen, or heard anything, the whole time I was fighting?

No. I may have felt like I have, but
... Wait. T... testing, testing. one, two, three.
What... Is this? Words on a... post, or something?

Is, is this all it is? The whole world? pixelated words?
Meaningless. Words. Stop it. stop it! STOP
.
.___________________________________IT!
Wait, I can... I can manipulate them? I can't seem to stop them, but... Let's try...

A
nice
sword,___________________________________________Hey, it's working!
a nice
sword,
a nice
sword,
a nice ________________________________________________________Just a little longer...
sword,
a nice
sword,
a nice
sword,
a nice sword, ____________________________________________________________________Almost done, gonna have to get a little screwy with the text here...
a ni
ce s
wor
d.
. _____________________________________________________________________________________And done! Now, I just wait for the Godmodder, or whatever it is that's behind the godmodder's text, and then... It will fall onto the text like a bloodthirsty guillotine.

Your NICE SWORD slashes down on the godmodder! 1 damage!

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Not nice.

Eevee shadow bacon said:
"Yes sire, I've got unlimited power thanks to the terra-watt effect of some of the hats, unlimited money from the raining presidents, and everything is completely fire-proof, thanks to all the burning and orbiting flame unusual hat I've got"
I take a breath, "In fact I've even got a closet full of spare nuts and bolts from said effects. I haven't emptied it in a while... maybe I should..."
I turn to the Nuts and Bolts closet, but notice a kitty escaped the portal and is about to open the door.
"Oh no."
Everyone feels a rumble and the closet door burst open, as an avalanche of nuts and bolt spews out (away from my zoo).
"RUUUUNNNNNNNN!" I say, as I grab the princess and flee from the endless metal.

An avalanche of nuts and bolts pours out of the zoo! It's all laying there in a big pile, now...

MrMirrorMan said:
ACTION:1/3
AMOUNT:2/3 SEMI-FOCUSED
[X]Roll Slots
[X]Roll Slots
I run the slot machine twice, seeing if I can actually use it more than once in an action I also put a Pain Monster into Care Bear land, the most light filled, healing place in the world.
Also, I berate the princess, as she had no reason to hit me, I had to ask her her age, I am a responsible casino manager and I will not accept minor's sneaking into the place. While I understand that you will be offended, I can't in clear mind let that happen. There are rules to be followed here, and I will make sure they aren't broken. I thought a princess of such conduct and grace would be able to understand that, but i suppose no one can remember all acts of conduct at all times, even when not human.

You can only roll once in an action!

SLOTS ROLL: 8 5 3

+6,000 HP to a Pain Monster!

CoreBrute said:
CoreBrute takes the Azure Heart that's handed to him and immediately gets to work.

Action 1: He turns to BrutalCore, the mysterious shoelaces which had tripped him up now vanishing. The Azure Heart glows as he points at him.

"By the Legendary Weapon, be purified!" Glowing purple energy shot at BrutalCore, enveloping him. When the light cleared, the blue light had diminished from BrutalCore. Gingerly, he removed his helmet revealing a face identical to CoreBrute's.

"I'm cured! I don't feel Velocity 9's side effects anymore!"

"And you aren't registered as a Time anomaly anymore." CoreBrute noted. "The Time Wraiths are still gonna get here, but now they'll be drawn to the other massive chronal anomoly." And he nodded at the Godmodder, the largest disrupter of reality possible. "Invincible, super fast, defenders of time itself? They'll probably get a few good licks in, maybe an HP or 2. Meanwhile, let's get to work."

ACTION 2: At this point the Star Destroyer Kippers owns popped into sight above them. Kippers walked out, carrying Fanfiction Winry in his arms.

"It's good you called." Kippers states, as he sets her down in front of the Brutes. "She's taken a turn for the worse."

"I've got this." CoreBrute pointed the Azure Heart at her. "By the Legendary Weapon, be purified!" The purple light filled Winry with energy. Years of pain and drug abuse vanished in an instant, and the young mechanist was radiant. She smiled at CoreBrute.

"I feel like I've got a new lease on life. Let me know how I can help."

OOC: Using the Azure heart and my action, I purified/summoned my earlier creation fanfiction suffering Winry. Now she is an entity on my side, skilled in all manner of inventions/crafting but at her absolute peak thanks to the Azure Heart's effect. Kippers isn't an entity however. He's got Sith stuff to do, so we'll see him later.

ACTION 3: As Eevee runs with the Princess in their grasp, time seems to slow to a crawl, as BrutalCore superspeeds to the Princess and gingerly takes her with him to CoreBrute (whose also fine). The Speedster entity's control over the Speedforce allows all CoreBrute's entorauge

"Princess, the Starcalibur you wield is not under it's full power. The Godmodder has sealed it's potential from you." He raises the Azure Heart and points at Winry. "Our master craftsman can help restore the connection, giving you the full power while severing the Godmodder's connection. But we need to act quickly, while he's using his actions to charge."

As the Princess rested the sword on the Azure Heart, Winry went at the sword with a hammer, the sparks beating off the Heart like it was an Anvil. The Heart glowed with each strike as she worked.

"The Heart can remove all buffs and debuffs, unless they're from another Legendary Weapon. However, the Starcalibur is currently under a debuff by the Debuff, keeping it's benefits soulbound to him." Winry notes as she works. "However, I happen to have experience working on souls and soul based materials."

The Princess looked at CoreBrute with confusion so he said quickly, "Her author wanted to blame her for everything wrong in the setting, so stated she somehow made a philosopher's stone and helped killed the Ishvalens during The Ishbal Massacre, despite not even being 10 years old-look it was a stupid piece of fanfiction and you get dumber the more you think about it. Let's just make it clear she knows what she's doing."

With a resounding crash of metal, lights shone from the Azure Heart. With luck and skill, the Godmodder's hold on the Starcalibur will vanish, taking it's power away from the Godmodder when she disappears.

Once the work is done, BrutalCore returns the princess to Eevee's fleeing arms before the other player even realised she left.

OOC: Spending my action and the action of my entity Winry to sever the soul link the Godmodder has with the Starcalibur, using the power of the Azure Heart to help remove that debuff, thus giving the full power to the Princess. (Also, CoreBrute is holding the Azure heart's base with a metal hand while this is going on, because he's not losing this legendary weapon damn it!)

If I may, I'd like to tell BrutalCore to hide until the Time Wraiths are gone. However, if you think he's done to much this turn to effectively hide, than I respect your call. Also, Time Wraiths should be arriving now. Get that Godmodder my pretties!

Winry summoned!

The Resolute Heart hammers and hammers away. Removing a debuff not from an entity, but an object? Creative. The godmodder loses his soul bond with Starcalibur. The Princess is decided: She won't be able to use it at all, since she's leaving very, very soon. So, she decides to hand Starcalibur off to a random player instead!

STARCALIBUR DISTRIBUTION ROLL: 9/31 - 9th on Playerlist - ETERNALSTRUGGLE

EternalStruggle gets Starcalibur!

OOC: I swear, I don't rig these! I never rig my rolls!

The Time Wraiths appear. They look around. They'll die if they try to intervene in a fight like this. Better to come back later to harass the godmodder then. They use TIME POWERS to teleport into the future, at a time that's bad for the godmodder. You'll see them again. Probably.

MrMirrorMan said:
ACTION:2/3
AMOUNT:1/3
I stack all the Pain Beasts on top of eachother. They are now a pain monster tower, and any healing affects all of them.

The Pain Monster tower now auto-splits any healing amongst itself!

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The VFD are now turned around... that means they're facing away from the godmodder, but their guns are pointed at him. So, they pull the triggers, flamethrowering both themselves AND the godmodder! On the VFD's end, the Attack shield protects them from the worst of it, but five are fatally wounded. The godmodder, meanwhile, has a heat-resistant shield thrown up around himself. He's very focused on it... So focused, BrutalCore comes in from behind and gets a hit in! 1 damage to the godmodder! The godmodder is so angry, he punches BrutalCore, dealing 20,000 damage! Looks like the guy is on death's door now...

All the entities that do stuff in the background, and don't attack, have their actions tick up. However... something's approaching on the horizon. Two somethings, from opposite directions. One is an army. The other is a ship. Most of your attacking entities are so distracted, they don't bother to attack this turn. The godmodder himself decides that, in the spirit of this relaxation, he'll sit back and watch too. Things are really coming together now.

The Sealed Dainty Princess doesn't quite know what's coming, but it's time for her to go home.

Dainty Princess: Tee hee! Thanks for the escort! I really appreciated it! Maybe we'll see each other again! Or maybe not!
Dainty Princess: Tee hee!
Dainty Princess: TEE HEE!

She opens her parasol, and flys away, taking her new battle butler and battle maid escort with her. The godmodder feels little but emptiness. This is the first time he's seen something like this happen. You managed to keep her safe? To have terrible consequences threatened, but prevent them from happening? This is something truly... new. 1 damage to the godmodder.

Well, as of right now, he's not going easy on you any more.

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Moniker · Nov 2, 2017

Two forces approach you. Towards the AG side of the HEXAGONAFIELD, a ship. Towards the PG side, a large army.

The ship is massive. Painted bright red, crewed entirely by non-sentient, un-mind-controllable, un-bribable, un-hackable robots. Loaded with all manner of guns and cannons, and the hull narrows down to a sharp, sharp blade.

Aboard are three friends. The one in front steps forward. He clears his throat, and gives a shout loud enough that the whole HEXAGONAFIELD can hear.

Cera: Fellow Players! Do not be alarmed! We are here to help you! The godmodder is a powerful foe, but we have seen many Players just like you fight before, and-

Suddenly, he's cut off by a female player.

Jamie: Hello!! Cera always takes too long, so we're here to help you beat the godmodder, we've seen a lot of players die, this ship is totally cool, spent a LONG TIME working on it, help us keep it safe and it'll help keep you safe.

Cera: Ah... nicely put, Jamie.

Suddenly, he notices the Godmodder, Corebrute, and Eternalstruggle. The third player, previously in the back, now steps up to Cera's side...

Cera: Wait... Ash, are those...

Ash: Three legendary weapons. Completely unbelievable. The godmodder is toying with this group, and they seem very eager to fetch his toys for him.

Jamie: Cera! I see him! I SEE HIM!

Cera: What - Oh. Him.

Ash: Yes. Him.

Towards the PG side of the field, an army marches. An army of powerful soldiers. All of them are glowing with power - the godmodder's power. The player at their head has the most of it. He dashes up ahead of the rest of his army, arriving on the HEXAGONAFIELD before them. He, too, speaks so that the whole HEXAGONAFIELD can hear.

Xerath: Hello, AGs. Always nice to see fellow players.

Xerath: You can call me "The Neutral", if you want.

The godmodder looks at Xerath.

Xerath: As... as you requested, godmodder. We're here early. We didn't build up quite as much as we would have liked, but we're not leaving. Not until these players are crushed.

The godmodder points towards Corebrute. No, not Corebrute... the Resolute Heart.

Xerath: Oh... I see. Well... I'm sure it will be back in our hands momentarily.

Xerath: ...PLAYERS! Your armies have grown strong. But prepare to be crushed. The godmodder's just been summoning minions so far, but now you meet his proper standing army: The Soulraze Forces.

The first wave of the Soulraze Forces have arrived on the field now. They're all in heavy armor, wielding powerful weapons. They have so much gear on, you can't see the people underneath. If there are people underneath.

Furthermore, they're separated into units. Builders. Warriors. Guards.

Xerath waves his hands. From out of the ground, a massive building springs out from behind him, full of support staff, builders, food, production facilities... everything an army could need. The Soulraze HQ.

The players aboard the ship start shouting down at him.

Jamie: XERATH! TRAITOR!! We'll get you!!

Xerath: We both now that's impossible. I'm invincible, same as you are. And the godmodder knows how to keep me on the right side of the NEUTRALADDER.

Cera: Xerath... we've all had to give things up. I know it's hard, but... by holding onto her, you could be dooming-

Xerath: Shut up! Stop trying to... convince me! Stop-

The godmodder stares at Xerath.

Xerath: ...

Ash: Players. Don't waste your attacks on him. We'll have to figure out a way other than brute force to take care of him. For right now, destroy his army. We're going to work on a way to hurt the godmodder from here.

And so the battle begins.

hungry visitor · Nov 2, 2017

You forgot the general stuff on the hexagonafield

CoreBrute · Nov 2, 2017

hungry visitor said:
You forgot the general stuff on the hexagonafield

He reserved a post, Clearly there's a part 2 to this.

Moniker · Nov 2, 2017

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Here's how this is going to work. The Soulraze troops are the godmodder's army, led by Xerath. Xerath should be, and is your enemy, but... his alignment... something's not right with him.

Meanwhile, several other players have shown up to help you. As before with Cloak, feel free to ask them questions. Keep them safe from the godmodder, and they can be very useful.

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! Maybe that pie-related method could help...
-Protect the Godslayer!
-Defeat Xerath and the Soulraze Forces!

Minor tasks:

Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're making progress on a space station with great potential!
Protect the SCVs building Stacraft buildings!
Protect Doormaker! He can help with any portal-related tasks!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction can buff allied entities!
Eternalstruggle's beacon will call in a spaceship! But he's neutral, so is it a good or bad thing?

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG]Godslayer: 200,000/200,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A, Specials: Target Strike (ready in 4!), Collide (ready in 10!)(Boss)
[AG]Cera
[AG]Ash
[AG]Jamie

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(10% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready!)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: 22% complete, cost: 10, holds one AG portal
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers every turn!
Space engineers+1: 90/90 HP x 230(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)
Arengith the Enchanter: 22,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)

[AG - hungry visitor]Mass Destruction factory + 2: 12,000/12,000 HP (producing 1 weapon of mass destruction every turn!)
Weapon of Mass Destruction: 1,200/1,200 HP x 5, +500A each(can be equipped by entities)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 25 HP, 400 x 25A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)(guarding Doormaker)
[N]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)(portal-shielding VFD)

[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(200 TA):
SCV: 30/30 x 12 HP(building barracks)(1 MULE - worth 5 SCVs)
Marines: 100 x 2 HP, 100 x 2A
Command center: 5,000/5,000 HP(+1 SCV per turn)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 HP(+1 marine per turn)(Building Tech lab: 2/3)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 HP(+1 marine per turn)
Factory: 30% complete(cost: 1 SCV = 2.5%)

[AG - Corebrute]BrutalCore: 5,000/40,000 HP, 10,000A
Winry: 8,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills!

[AG - Ranger_Strider]Anderson: 26,000/30,000 HP, 7,000 x 2A (30% dodge rate)

[AG - Victory by Ablation]Summer: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A(guarding Wall)
Winter: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A
Spring: 10,000/10,000 HP, 5,000A

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(49,000 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A (working on +1,000 damage resistance for Wall, done in 4!)
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 24 HP, 500 x 24A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+4 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 38 HP, 250 x 38A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000 x 2A (500 damage resistance)
Wall: 19000 HP(+1000 HP per turn)(protecting all entities)(50% dodge rate)(-1,000 all damage taken)(thorny: 1000 damage to all attackers)(protected from 1 attack)

[ANTI-V]Skeletal Warrior: 10,000/10,000 HP, 3,000 x 2A

[N]Slots Machine: 50,000/50,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)

[N - EternalStruggle]Reinforcement beacon: 5,000/5,000 HP (Calling spaceship in 13!)
Shield: 20,000/20,000 HP

[P]Peacekeepers(22,300 total attack)(Unbribable):
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP(protecting Peacekeepers)
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 60, 225x60A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners III: 50/50 HP x 30, 360x30A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 125/125 x 20 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 40, building new HQ (done in 1!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 50, researching upgrade limit break eternity(done in 6!)
HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 1, hiring Negotiator(complete in 2!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP
Bar/Brewery
Possesses 14,400 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped), Anti-Mind control

[SR]Soulraze Foot Soldiers: 1,000 x 100 HP, 500 x 100A

[SR]Soulraze Builders: 800 x 100 HP
Barracks: 0% complete (1 builder = 2% completion)
Regen Generator: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Shield Generator: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)

[SR]Soulraze Guard: 3,000 x 100 HP, 250 x 100A (not currently protecting anyone)

[SR]Soulraze Elite: 30,000/30,000 HP, 10,000A, Special: Dual Stab (ready in 2!)

[N+2]Xerath (bodyguarding Headquarters)
[SR]Soulraze Headquarters: 100,000/100,000 HP (+5 builders each turn)

Oncoming reinforcements (reinforcing SoulRaze forces every turn for 4 more turns)

[PG]Godmodder: 235/300 HP(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)(Project Charge: 2/4)

[V]Pain Monster: -11,000/0 HP, 18,000 x 2A (+2,000 HP per turn)(auto-splitting healing)
Pain Monster: -77,000/0 HP, 2,000 x 4A (+2,000 HP per turn)(auto-splitting healing)

Player info:

Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute(Resolute Heart: No negative status effects)
MooGoesCow21
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(Realm of Mimes: 3/5)(Targeted by Dreadnought)
Archon of Ghosts
[N]CaptainNZZZ
[N]EternalStruggle(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
Hungry visitor(Ascendance)
[N+1]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities(Charge: 9/21)
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)(9/30 charge)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 8/15)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Hikki(is GUNSLINGER)(HAS AMMO)
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man
Cyanogist
[N-1]Little Hunter

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0
Portal Gun

MooGoesCow21 · Nov 2, 2017

Focus:I place a large Magnifying glass right over the space the Soulraze Builders are and then THE SPACE LASER Fires right at the magnifying glass Doing MASSIVE damage to all the SoulRaze Builders

Also Arengith will improve the dodge rate of the space station

The Reinforcement Beacon also activates The Space mooks will each pick up a WMD and attack the Soulraze forces prioritizing the builders

Also i start a Charge.... 1/???

hungry visitor · Nov 2, 2017

Now this is my paradise. Everything is perfect for me. The weather, mood and everything. But only 5 rounds of ascendance?
This is far from perfect. Very far.

I need something without death. So I split this. Until there is unlimited small pieces.
A new form. To small to write this.
So who is writing this?

I stare at the screen. All this wasn't real. All this won't ever be able to affect my body. I am just a sack of flesh, slowly rotting.
I am me. And this is me.
What do I do now?

An old character is destroyed, a new one emerges. It is based on will for freedom, something that brought will for strength and anger at foreign power.
The 5 rounds of ascendance are distributed to an unlimited amount of time.

And it emerges.

Spectator: Where is that character of yours?

Moderator: You should say: That character is where.

Spectator: This is just a method to make you more powerful.

Moderator: In a way. But I am AG so it is all fine.

New Char: The World

Next 3 things the World is going to do are:

[ ] raise dodge chance of AG units by 1%

[ ] Create a new entity (write in)

[ ] help an entity (specify help)

[ ] write in

Moderator: this new character will take the actions with the most votes from AG aligned people

Goodbye

Edit:
Write The World (action) to vote

for example

The World helps the GodSlayer and shields him
It also summons an army of ants
It also charges the laser (2/1)

MooGoesCow21 · Nov 2, 2017

[X] help an entity (Improve Godslayers Dodge Rate)

The_Two_Eternities · Nov 2, 2017

"Volunteer Flamethrower Division, attack the Soulraze Builders! Doormaker, keep protecting the Volunteer Flamethrower Division!"

FOCUS: 1324

I continue chanting. "one yet remains,"

12/21

(OOC: Unofficial Itinerary VIII:

Heal (heal, not harm) the Pain Monsters (done by CaptainNZZZ and Daskter)
Attack the Soulraze Foot Soldiers (done by CoreBrute)
Attack the Soulraze Builders (done by the Volunteer Flamethrower Division, MooGoesCow21, Daskter, and Cyanogynist)
Attack the Soulraze Guard
Attack the Soulraze Elite (done by Ranger_Strider_, Anderson, and Captain.Cat)
Attack the Soulraze Headquarters (is guarded by Xerath)
-Get the Yorehammer back from the Godmodder (done by JOEbobobob)
-N-minus-two-ify Xerath (done by MrMirrorMan)
Attack the Godmodder

Also, Moniker, I think you may have made a mistake with Doormaker.

Moniker said:
[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 30 HP, 400 x 30A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)(guarding Doormaker)(protected from 1 attack) (targeting godmodder)
[N]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)(portal-shielding VFD)

From the turn before this one. Note the one attack shield.

Moniker said:
Charging...

Your response to my post where I ordered the bodyguard arrangement to continue.

Moniker said:
The VFD are now turned around... that means they're facing away from the godmodder, but their guns are pointed at him. So, they pull the triggers, flamethrowering both themselves AND the godmodder! On the VFD's end, the Attack shield protects them from the worst of it, but five are fatally wounded. The godmodder, meanwhile, has a heat-resistant shield thrown up around himself. He's very focused on it... So focused, BrutalCore comes in from behind and gets a hit in! 1 damage to the godmodder! The godmodder is so angry, he punches BrutalCore, dealing 20,000 damage! Looks like the guy is on death's door now...

All the entities that do stuff in the background, and don't attack, have their actions tick up.

Doormaker would probably qualify for background entity...

Moniker said:
[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 25 HP, 400 x 25A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)(guarding Doormaker)
[N]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)(portal-shielding VFD)

But what happened to the attack shield from this turn?)

Defeat The Godmodder

Professional Asshole

Your Choices Don't Matter

A clock in a suit.

Your Choices Don't Matter

A clock in a suit.

(God/Greater)

The Moo That Goes Cow

(God/Greater)

The Moo That Goes Cow