A Godmodder Defeated
(OOC: Thanks, all of you! I'm really happy that you enjoyed it all. Now, do note, the next "turn" didn't start until now - some of you tried to bug off a bit early! This update is your last major chance to interact with the world of DefTG. You'll have a chance to write an ending for yourself too, don't worry!)
The greatest mystery... will it ever be solved? You check your drivers license, which you've had the whole time. Maybe it reveals that your true true name is "Richard McButtFace". Or maybe it doesn't. Who knows?
As you're about to leave, someone puts a hand on your shoulder. Something is happening with the Godmodder's corpse...
For your glorious paperwork dedication, Evacucorp has a position for you! Or... well... never mind, actually.
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Above you, you see Cybil and the Shadows floating in the air, the Shadow Agitator in Cybil's hands. But the Shadows are no longer angry. All of them, Cybil included, are fading away.
Cybil: Thank you.
Cybil: With the one holding us dead, we... can go to our proper afterlives.
Cybil can't say much more. His body, along with his fellow Shadows, fades rapidly, dispersing to heaven or hell - mostly heaven. Even in hell, they are still better off than in the Godmodder's prison. Maybe, over the eternity they have left, some shred of their original selves can be regained...
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The other Players, having sensed your and Verraad's re-entrance to the HEXAGONAFIELD, show up.
Jamie: DID YOU WIN!? TELL US NOW!
Altair: Do we need to fight the Godmodder with our last bit of strength!? Did all of you die!?
They arrive, and you point at the puddle. That's Verraad now. Or, no... John Smith. You'll put that name in the history books. He doesn't deserve to be remembered by his COOL name.
Cera: The entities we were fighting at Yorefortress either gave up or disappeared outright a few turns back. Most of what was in the stasis machine is slain, but from here, we can-
Ash: Cera, relax. We've... we've won.
All your eyes are drawn to the puddle, as movement occurs.
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Verraad's ashes, floating in a tiny, pathetic puddle of water, stir.
From them, a little blue wisp rises up, before forming into the shape of... the Godmodder? Is he still alive?
No - this is the Godmodder's soul. Turns out he did have one, after all.
The blue wisp forms into a transparent apparition of Verraad, looking like him, but... less malevolent. Still looks like a jerkweed. This is... John Smith.
His soul stares at you, before realizing what's going on. He looks down at his "body", a pile of ashes floating in some water.
The realization slowly washes over him. As it does... his face assumes an expression of PURE RAGE.
"How... how... how DARE you.
Ever since I was born, my life has been SO HARD. My childhood was BORING - I didn't get kidnapped even once! For my birthday, I got ORDINARY presents! My entire life, I've struggled with boreditis, a fear of being bored (self-diagnosed, thank you!), and I've been discriminated against! I worked very, VERY hard to get where I am!! I trained under a proper Godmodder, I struggled as a Player, I did EVERYTHING I COULD!! And despite it all, despite it all, DESPITE IT ALL, you know what KEPT HAPPENING!?!?!
YOU!! You stupid, moronic, idiotic, unceasing, cockroach-like stupid bad-looking blathering PLAYERS! I worked SOOOOOOOO hard to be a Godmodder, but APPARENTLY no matter how hard you work people will ALWAYS want to take you down! I was trying to live my best life, but no matter what I did, Players KEPT SHOWING UP AND RUINING EVERYTHING, using your stupid, COMPLETE OVERPOWERED abilities granted by MR GOODY TWO SHOES CHRISTIAN GOD MAN (what a jerk!), until I could barely do ANYTHING because YOU WERE ALWAYS THERE!
I KILLED YOU! NOT ONCE, EVEN THOUGH THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE THAN ENOUGH! I KILLED YOU TWICE! TWICE!!!! BUT BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL APPARENTLY SO GREAT AT EVERYTHING, YOU ESCAPED THE PRISON I SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO BE INESCAPABLE (so stupid!) ! I HATE YOU ALL! IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, I FINALLY WOULD'VE ACHIEVED ALL MY HOPES AND DREAMS, AND WOULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO NOT BE BORED FOR JUST ONCE IN MY LIFE! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!
SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU -"
While John talks, tears streaming down his face, you think of an appropriate counterargument.
You walk up to John and punch his soul in the face.
GODMODDER SOUL OBLITERATED!
No afterlife for that guy. An eternity of torture would be far too little - much better to remove him from existence entirely.
You scoop up the Godmodder's ashes. Better make sure these get sorted properly. First, you stomp on the ashes, then set on them fire, turning them into ashes of ashes. Then, the ashes of ashes have all their molecules split back into atoms, and the atoms reformed into gold. The gold is then minted into gold coins, and the gold coins are traded in for cash with a local gold investment firm, and then the cash is used to buy essential oils! Now, the Godmodder's body is gone forever!
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Alice: In the end, it was just like we thought. He was a truly pathetic person.
You look behind you to see Alice and Xerath. They must have warped in while John was screeching.
Xerath: You did it. All of Reality is so, so grateful.
Xerath: And... I'm grateful too. You... saved my life.
Xerath: But we can't celebrate yet.
Xerath: We're ready, Players. Alice and us both will use every last drop of power remaining to set it all right.
Alice: We'll put every Plane back in its proper place, and get them out of this stupid field.
You look above you. The planets and stars still hover, held in place just barely. You can barely see the blue hexagons of the "ceiling" through them. The Evacuation Directive finally completed, only to be undone so fast. Here's to hoping there'll never be a legitimate reason why its needed.
Alice: Player or Godmodder powers alone couldn't do it. But... if Players and a Godmodder combine their strength, then... we should have enough.
Altair: I imagine we'll lose everything we have left of our power, too.
Xerath: I imagine so, too. We'll be reduced to normal humans.
You suddenly feel... so exhausted. All the fighting, and your Player powers have been draining the whole time... the adrenaline high of the final fight is wearing off quickly. You don't have long.
There's a brief pause. You feel like something might have happened right about now, but thanks to your choices, it won't. Well. It's probably for the better.
Alice: There is good news! Godmodders are one of the few entities... well, the only remaining ones, really... the only remaining one...
Alice: ...
Xerath: Alice.
Alice: Sorry. Godmodders can create new bodies for souls. Your soul projections... they won't lead to a very long life on Earth.
Alice: I can give all of you new bodies. That includes those who lost even their soul projections - Ranger_Strider, Strider626, and Alastair. All of you can be alive again!
Alice: The alternative is to just let yourself get sorted into heaven/hell once your Player powers go away... I wouldn't do it, but its your choice...
Some of you are quite happy at the prospect of getting a body back. You can live out a nice life on Earth! Perhaps you'll write a book, or give speeches...? The government was offering a generous pension for Players who survived a fight with the Godmodder, maybe you can get that, retire nice and early...
Xerath: I sent out a contact and a teleportation device to the "real-world Players". They should be here any minute, or what's left of them at least. We'll do this together.
Xerath: In the meantime... if there's any last-minute things you need to do...
Jamie: Oh, yes!
Jamie pops out without even saying where she was going.
This is it. Your last chance to do something, or tie up any loose ends while you still have Player Powers. This final sacrifice will expend your remaining power, but leave you alive, and leave all the Planes where they belong - in their own planes! And from there... well, who knows?
Do you have any last-minute things you want to take care of?
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(OOC: Last chance to do stuff! The next post will be the ending.)
"Well then." ES turned to look up at the sky. "To fallen comrades." He gave a thumbs up upwards. In a more cartoony world, faint images of the fallen would appear in the sky.
Then, he frowned, as he continued looking at the sky. "Oh yeah, all this crap." The sky was a bright mess of planes, stars, and planets. "Yeah we'll need to clean that up, fast. The Hexagonafield could collapse any second now. And it just ain't right keeping it all here."
He hummed as Amelia stuck out her tongue, framing various planets. "Picture this, sir: we use the last vestiges of our power to gate the planes together, so we are not too restricted in movement after our energies are spent."
"Great idea actually." He nodded in thought. "Not all of us come from Earth Prime, so if we want to go home but stay in touch, that might be necessary. Especially so I can get my sweet ad revenue." He began playing back the footage his high-tech setup had obtained, grinning madly. "Oh yeah that's the stuff. Dare I say it, this will look good online. Wouldn't want the masses to miss out on how awesome we were."
"We didn't participate in the attack, though." Amelia pointed out, gesturing to their distinct lack in the footage.
"True, but I've had my moments in the past, I'm satisfied. And don't tell anyone back home, but I actually like money. So I got something out of it."
A momentary pause as ES adjusted his jacket and sunglasses. "Funny thing, the world's a lot more our own now. Every higher power but us is dead, and we'll lose our abilities soon enough. Maybe something will come back from the dead to rule, yet I can't help but wonder if it's better this way."
He swept his arm low, then around, indicating their surroundings. "Satan was Satan, the Arbiters had a civil war, God was well intentioned but his actions had consequences, the Corporation were a hypercapitalistic blight on reality, I don't think anyone cares either way about the death of EvacuCorp, and the Godmodder goes without saying. I don't know, maybe the Architects had a point. Maybe society's better off with no gods and no masters. Maybe all we should rely on is each other."
He began walking forward to the other players. The Combo Lords, Xerath, Cybil, the living Earthers, even Alice. Amelia coughed, reminding him of something.
"Oh yeah, I never actually said who I was."
He extended his hand for the group to metaphorically or literally shake. "I go by ES here, but the name's Richard. Pleasure to meet you in these peaceful times."
The greatest mystery... will it ever be solved? You check your drivers license, which you've had the whole time. Maybe it reveals that your true true name is "Richard McButtFace". Or maybe it doesn't. Who knows?
OOC: VICTORY SCREECH!
In character, however, things are more somber.
Phew, we won...
With Verraad dead, much of the General's remaining strength leaves him. Regular strength, of course, for the long struggle has exhausted him physically and mentally and with Verrad dead the adrenaline is starting to wear off. But the player power, too. DAMN THOSE COWARDS! There is still enough left for him to patch up the severe physical wounds, but it is fading quickly. Any dream of him using it to repair his home country is just that, a dream. Courtesy of the cowards that thought the prolonged existence of power guaranteed the victory of tyrants. His some country.... The General wonders aimlessly for a while, before coming up on a small-ish craft. what type it is, who knows? Once the General has confirmed it is in a state to fly among the planes, he cares not for details. He climbs aboard, using the last remnants of his powers to hotwire it, and takes off.
He flies, nervously, in the direction of his home. Perhaps there will be something recognizable there, a chance to still live with those of his people he did not fail to protect. Or perhaps Verraad destroyed it all. What then? Perhaps he will try to return to the LIVE Space Station, the one other true companionship he has had. Perhaps he will wonder aimlessly, until something else emerges.
But for now, it seems the story of General Řehoř Urist is over.
As you're about to leave, someone puts a hand on your shoulder. Something is happening with the Godmodder's corpse...
I wake up once again from paperwork involved injury... only to find that I missed out in participating in the COMBO ATTACK to end all combo attacks. The end of the conflict that was a Godmodder war, only to be defeated by something as paperwork...
Even as we celebrate the victory of the Godmodder losing here and now... I can't but feel regret.
Grasping onto the paperwork that had delayed me long enough, I slowly walk over to submit it and spend the rest of the time just contemplating what I could have done and my entities' thoughts about it all...
For your glorious paperwork dedication, Evacucorp has a position for you! Or... well... never mind, actually.
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Above you, you see Cybil and the Shadows floating in the air, the Shadow Agitator in Cybil's hands. But the Shadows are no longer angry. All of them, Cybil included, are fading away.
Cybil: Thank you.
Cybil: With the one holding us dead, we... can go to our proper afterlives.
Cybil can't say much more. His body, along with his fellow Shadows, fades rapidly, dispersing to heaven or hell - mostly heaven. Even in hell, they are still better off than in the Godmodder's prison. Maybe, over the eternity they have left, some shred of their original selves can be regained...
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The other Players, having sensed your and Verraad's re-entrance to the HEXAGONAFIELD, show up.
Jamie: DID YOU WIN!? TELL US NOW!
Altair: Do we need to fight the Godmodder with our last bit of strength!? Did all of you die!?
They arrive, and you point at the puddle. That's Verraad now. Or, no... John Smith. You'll put that name in the history books. He doesn't deserve to be remembered by his COOL name.
Cera: The entities we were fighting at Yorefortress either gave up or disappeared outright a few turns back. Most of what was in the stasis machine is slain, but from here, we can-
Ash: Cera, relax. We've... we've won.
All your eyes are drawn to the puddle, as movement occurs.
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Verraad's ashes, floating in a tiny, pathetic puddle of water, stir.
From them, a little blue wisp rises up, before forming into the shape of... the Godmodder? Is he still alive?
No - this is the Godmodder's soul. Turns out he did have one, after all.
The blue wisp forms into a transparent apparition of Verraad, looking like him, but... less malevolent. Still looks like a jerkweed. This is... John Smith.
His soul stares at you, before realizing what's going on. He looks down at his "body", a pile of ashes floating in some water.
The realization slowly washes over him. As it does... his face assumes an expression of PURE RAGE.
"How... how... how DARE you.
Ever since I was born, my life has been SO HARD. My childhood was BORING - I didn't get kidnapped even once! For my birthday, I got ORDINARY presents! My entire life, I've struggled with boreditis, a fear of being bored (self-diagnosed, thank you!), and I've been discriminated against! I worked very, VERY hard to get where I am!! I trained under a proper Godmodder, I struggled as a Player, I did EVERYTHING I COULD!! And despite it all, despite it all, DESPITE IT ALL, you know what KEPT HAPPENING!?!?!
YOU!! You stupid, moronic, idiotic, unceasing, cockroach-like stupid bad-looking blathering PLAYERS! I worked SOOOOOOOO hard to be a Godmodder, but APPARENTLY no matter how hard you work people will ALWAYS want to take you down! I was trying to live my best life, but no matter what I did, Players KEPT SHOWING UP AND RUINING EVERYTHING, using your stupid, COMPLETE OVERPOWERED abilities granted by MR GOODY TWO SHOES CHRISTIAN GOD MAN (what a jerk!), until I could barely do ANYTHING because YOU WERE ALWAYS THERE!
I KILLED YOU! NOT ONCE, EVEN THOUGH THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE THAN ENOUGH! I KILLED YOU TWICE! TWICE!!!! BUT BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL APPARENTLY SO GREAT AT EVERYTHING, YOU ESCAPED THE PRISON I SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO BE INESCAPABLE (so stupid!) ! I HATE YOU ALL! IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, I FINALLY WOULD'VE ACHIEVED ALL MY HOPES AND DREAMS, AND WOULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO NOT BE BORED FOR JUST ONCE IN MY LIFE! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!
SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU SCREW YOU -"
While John talks, tears streaming down his face, you think of an appropriate counterargument.
You walk up to John and punch his soul in the face.
GODMODDER SOUL OBLITERATED!
No afterlife for that guy. An eternity of torture would be far too little - much better to remove him from existence entirely.
You scoop up the Godmodder's ashes. Better make sure these get sorted properly. First, you stomp on the ashes, then set on them fire, turning them into ashes of ashes. Then, the ashes of ashes have all their molecules split back into atoms, and the atoms reformed into gold. The gold is then minted into gold coins, and the gold coins are traded in for cash with a local gold investment firm, and then the cash is used to buy essential oils! Now, the Godmodder's body is gone forever!
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Alice: In the end, it was just like we thought. He was a truly pathetic person.
You look behind you to see Alice and Xerath. They must have warped in while John was screeching.
Xerath: You did it. All of Reality is so, so grateful.
Xerath: And... I'm grateful too. You... saved my life.
Xerath: But we can't celebrate yet.
Xerath: We're ready, Players. Alice and us both will use every last drop of power remaining to set it all right.
Alice: We'll put every Plane back in its proper place, and get them out of this stupid field.
You look above you. The planets and stars still hover, held in place just barely. You can barely see the blue hexagons of the "ceiling" through them. The Evacuation Directive finally completed, only to be undone so fast. Here's to hoping there'll never be a legitimate reason why its needed.
Alice: Player or Godmodder powers alone couldn't do it. But... if Players and a Godmodder combine their strength, then... we should have enough.
Altair: I imagine we'll lose everything we have left of our power, too.
Xerath: I imagine so, too. We'll be reduced to normal humans.
You suddenly feel... so exhausted. All the fighting, and your Player powers have been draining the whole time... the adrenaline high of the final fight is wearing off quickly. You don't have long.
There's a brief pause. You feel like something might have happened right about now, but thanks to your choices, it won't. Well. It's probably for the better.
Alice: There is good news! Godmodders are one of the few entities... well, the only remaining ones, really... the only remaining one...
Alice: ...
Xerath: Alice.
Alice: Sorry. Godmodders can create new bodies for souls. Your soul projections... they won't lead to a very long life on Earth.
Alice: I can give all of you new bodies. That includes those who lost even their soul projections - Ranger_Strider, Strider626, and Alastair. All of you can be alive again!
Alice: The alternative is to just let yourself get sorted into heaven/hell once your Player powers go away... I wouldn't do it, but its your choice...
Some of you are quite happy at the prospect of getting a body back. You can live out a nice life on Earth! Perhaps you'll write a book, or give speeches...? The government was offering a generous pension for Players who survived a fight with the Godmodder, maybe you can get that, retire nice and early...
Xerath: I sent out a contact and a teleportation device to the "real-world Players". They should be here any minute, or what's left of them at least. We'll do this together.
Xerath: In the meantime... if there's any last-minute things you need to do...
Jamie: Oh, yes!
Jamie pops out without even saying where she was going.
This is it. Your last chance to do something, or tie up any loose ends while you still have Player Powers. This final sacrifice will expend your remaining power, but leave you alive, and leave all the Planes where they belong - in their own planes! And from there... well, who knows?
Do you have any last-minute things you want to take care of?
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(OOC: Last chance to do stuff! The next post will be the ending.)