Defeat The Godmodder

[The_Two_Eternities]

While a majority of the fighting is happening, a man that is a mirror arrives. With a clock for a head, and a mirror for a body, the [N] decides to do the most logical thing, add hellish randomization elements to the game.

"Greetings to you all! I am Mr.MirrorMan, I am here to add to this battle a bit of a gambling aspect to this game, with effect slot machines! All of your lives are now is someone else's hand."

FOCUS:I throw various die across the battle field, setting up painful objects that people/entities can step upon.
Also, can I start up a 10 charge for a slot machine that can give random buffs/debuffs to one entity of each fraction a turn, or should I make it a 20?

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I look coldly at the clock-mirror hybrid. "All of our lives are now someone else's hand? And are you adding the gambling element to the battle or the game?" I ask, annoyed. "Also, there's a very fine line between a Neutral who attacks everyone equally and a Void."

"Ranger_Strider_," I whisper to him, "I'm beginning to see the merit of your "filthy neutrals" worldview."

(OOC: It can work with either 10 or 20, but there's a speed of construction/power tradeoff. Also, you're now on the Unofficial Itinerary.)

 

[MrMirrorMan]

/RP NULL The mirror-clock chimera sees that he might have angered the entity addressing them, so they decide to comfort them a bit. "Ah, maybe I worded that a bit wrong. Only one of my entities will be focused on attack at a time, the other's will be more like actual slot machines, where you choose to activate them yourself, with the chance of getting buffs from them, though your enemy can also use it, so really, when I say, your life is in another's hands, it lucks hands, which everyone's life is more or less in at all times really, it's just more noticable now."

 

[Featherfall]

1/3
A brown-haired teenage boy wielding a microphone and a sword floats down into the Hexagonafield.

???: Seems like quite a fight we got here.

The microphone's speaker glows with a blinding light. The boy raises it up, and swings it in the air, aiming at the Sealed Assassins. In the middle of the swing, an orb of electricity appears in front of him, flying straight into the path of the Assassins.

The orb expands into a wall of energy, right in their way. +1 Defender to the Dainty Princess!

 

[Moniker]

Ahem.
Previously, on DTG...


This time, on DTG...

The cheery girl this time pulls out a hand grenade out of her purse.

Ooh, hey, something useful!

The cheery girl goes to the Sealed Assassin.

Hey, could you hold this? I need to get something.

The cheery girl quickly unpins the grenade, throws it in the Sealed Assassin's face, and runs off. The Sealed Assassin looks at what he's holding and quickly fumbles with it before it explodes.

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6000 damage to the speed assassin!

I'm going to FOCUS on Improving the space engineers Building capability

Once Arengith is done with making the portal AG he is going to put a rune of escalation on the Super laser it makes it so that every time the super laser fires it doubles it's damage

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You give the space engineers a boost to x1.4 power! Arengith has the task queued...

First of all, I apologize for not doing an action when the update came!

Anywho, let's get back into it!

So, now the Godmodder is out of Endgame Mode and there is a dainty princess that we have to protect!

Alright, the sealed assassins shall waste their moves after I do my thing


So basically, I will spend one action teleporting the princess away behind my infinity jaeger

I will use the other two actions to create a decoy of the princess(that looks just like her!), placed where the original princess was.

Just know that this is only probably going to give us about one to two turns of breathing room to use our actions against the assassins before they start doing some damage!

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The infinity Jaeger is now protecting the princess! A decoy princess has appeared!

GODS NO NOT ANOTHER ESCORT MISSION!
1. I summon a guardian knight to defend the princess! After all, the best escort missions are ones others do; besides, all princesses need a knight.
2. I call in a tactical airstrike on the three assassins, consisting of napalm, antimatter bombs, mustard gas, ending with a coating of blood to paint them crimson. What? You come in and think I'll fight fair when you all enter together? Idiots.
3. After the airstrike, I throw an Uberdog sized cat at the assassins, along with some good chicken. GO Uberdog! Be a Good Boy! Get the stinkin cat! And bathe in the blood of those over there!

Looking over, I see Arsenical enter the fray again, along with a Legendary Weapon?!?! Yo Arsenical, good job getting the weapon to pay your debt! Wow, I bet you got it with no issues whatsoever! We're stuck in an escort quest now; we gotta protect that (points to decoy feller21 put down) princess for five more turns, but we got the Godmodder out of Endgame mode, and Eevee is still out of the picture! Let's focus on the assassins and anything that can dish out 5k+ damage for now.

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Guardian Knight summoned! But, he accidentally ends up defending the princess decoy! 2500 damage to all three assassins! The sealed assassin, seeing the Uberdog heading in his direction, panics and kicks the chicken over in a random direction... it lands at the feet of the Infinity Jaeger!

"Doormaker, keep opening the RoIK portal," I call, "and Volunteer Flamethrower Division, attack the Sealed Assassin - Speed!"

FOCUS: BACKSTAB

I teleport behind the Sealed Assassin - Speed and stab him in the heart with an inordinately dainty dagger.

(OOC: Unofficial Itinerary III:

Redirect MrMirrorMan's dice
Protect the Dainty Princess (done by Ranger_Strider_, That-Random-Guy, and CaptainNZZZ)
-Make a decoy of her (done by feller21)
-Get the Yorehammer back from the Godmodder
Attack the Sealed Assassin - Speed (done by me, the Volunteer Flamethrower Division, Ranger_Strider_ and maybe Page of Time)
Attack the Sealed Assassin - Power (done by Ranger_Strider_, CoreBrute, and maybe Page of Time)
Attack the Sealed Assassin - Dagger (done by Ranger_Strider_, Arsenical, CaptainNZZZ's entities, and maybe Page of Time)
Attack the Leviathan (done by EternalStruggle)
Attack the Boulder (done by CoreBrute)
Attack the Rapidfire Machine Gun (done by the Army Men)
Distract the Uberdog (done by Ranger_Strider_ and EternalStruggle)
-Open portal to RoIK (done by Doormaker)
Attack the Godmodder (done by Page of Time)

Note on the Unofficial Itinerary: Just because something is marked done on it doesn't mean that you should do something else. It depends on how many actions were invested.

Q: Page of Time, which Sealed Assassin are you attacking? I suggest Speed, as that gives us a chance to either kill him or transform him into his Unsealed form, from where we can kill him.

Q: Eevee shadow bacon, have you realized that you do not, in fact, have a card with the value 7?

Q: Moniker, is MrMirrorMan a Void? What's the difference between a Neutral that attacks both sides equally and a Void?
A: Probably not. MrMirrorMan has "clarified his intentions" (read: hastily backpedalled to avoid repercussions.) .)

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16000 damage to the Speed sealed assassin!

OOC: "Void" players don't really exist - there's neutral players, and the N-2 players who've decided to make themselves into an obstacle for the other players to overcome. Trying to play to the Void side means you've become a dangerous uncontrollable element the other players need to take out, so you'll end up as an N-2. In any case, you don't need to sound quite so harsh.

I summon another SCV to help build the Command Center,

And I countinue help building it.

(If I finish building it this turn I order both SCV to mine resources, the CC build more SCV if possible, and the Builder Mule if possible start building the Barracks)

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One more SCV summoned! +30% command center progress! Barracks project started!

"... Aw fuck." I say, as I get back to the battlefiel-

*cough, cough* Arsenical says, as he awakens from the DREAM LANDS after making a deal with the DECEPTIVE DEVIL... Wait, what happened while you were there!?

"I screwed up, alright?"

Well... Anyways, it is then that he notices a regal figure flutter down to the battlefield.


Well, god save the queen! Or PRINCESS, in this case.

Arsenical, in a truly chivalrous way, decides to pull out his innocuous-looking COAT OF GENTLEMANLY CONDUCT. Very few times has he ever needed to pull it out, but this does seem like one of his rare times he needed the SWORD OF DECIDEDLY UNGENTLEMANLY ROUGHHOUSING.

"... What exactly am I looking at right now?"

Why, your finely made COAT! Look at its polished and recently sharpened blade, its comfortable handle, its intricately engraved hilt! Truly, a fine COAT if I ever have seen one.

Arsenical, deciding to be a rather polite person, offers his coat to the DAGGER SEALED ASSASSIN. It's rather cold at this time of day, after all.

Then, as Arsenical put the soft cotton coat on the assassin, said assassin is promptly impaled by the SWORD's blade.

Also, I give the Resolute Heart to the godmodder.

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19000 damage to the Dagger assassin!

You kneel down, and pay back one of your debts in full and one-fifth of another. The godmodder takes the Resolute Heart, and thanks for for handing it over so easily.

3 of 7 Weapons Acquired

As long as the godmodder holds the Resolute Heart, he's immune to negative status effects. This is a fairly major addition to his already formidable power. But if anything, this is the least important Legendary Weapon to his plan. But the godmodder is smiling. He has some of his FAVORITES coming up soon!

Equipping it, as usual, takes 1 HP away from him.

Looking over at the Princess I can only think 'Bloody hell why did we have to be given a escort mission of all thing, Egh well nothing we can do about that now.' I then turn my gaze at the Rapidfire Machine Gun 'Rapidfire machine gun is a bit of repetitive name, seeing that reason we use machine guns in the first place is for their rapid fire. Anyway it's going down.'

I turn to face my soldiers "Right man I want you to take out that Rapidfire Machine Gun over there!" "Copy that sir! it won't be standing once we're finished!" The Army men ready themselves to attack the Rapidfire Machine Gun. I then turn to the Medics and say "Right I got a job for you lot! I want you to heal ORYX seeing that he's been taking a beaten." "About damn time!" The medic who is drying off his face from coffee being spilled on him says.

I then turn towards the new HQ building that still shinny and say "Right HQ I want you to start getting in 25 new engineers, 18 more Scientists and 5 more medics!" "Roger that Commander we will have them here shortly!" The staff in the HQ quickly start working the new order.

(Total plastic spent this Turn: 9125)

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The army men gear up to take out that rapidfire machine gun! The medics are healing ORYX! It's going to be pretty slow, though. The HQ has your order queued!

FOCUS: The Eternal Princess Guards

With all my power for this turn, I create (Insert Appropriate number here) Eternal Princess Guards. They have no attack and 1 health because all of by power is being put into the special traits described in thees here spoilery thing:

Spoiler: The Special Abilities of the Princess Guards

The Forever Guards: They always are (discreetly) nearby the true Princess. If she would take damage, 1 of them dies and she remains unharmed (alter number as appropriate)
The Protectors: They don't change sides. They will not let the Princess be hurt while they still move.
Proper Presentation At All Times! They fulfill all duties related to, for instance, the Princess's dress not being muddied.

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Three protectors start shadowing the princess! Anytime she's attacked directly, there's a 50% one of them will use a DRAMATIC SACRIFICE!

FOCUS - DEALING WITH LEVIATHAN (I can't think of a good name okay)

The man decides to let the AGs handle the Assassins for the time being, and so goes over to the great sea-beast before easily turning the weakened creature into so much sushi with his blade. It is indeed satisfying to take this thing down now that it's weakened, he muses. After this, he throws the body at the Uberdog, preventing it from being able to attack this coming turn! It'll have to either maneuver around or chew through the giant amount of kibble which is now blocking its view of the field. And the former is easier said than done when it's faced with a giant sea creature. Even if it does move fast, well, Leviathan is pretty big, so it'll take some time to get around. Also he may have made the creature much larger through space altering magic to guard against that possibility. And by may have I mean definitely did.

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Leviathan killed, and thrown to be eaten by the Uberdog!

I increase (x2) the Wall's dodge rate by intensifying it's probability manipulation, I want to see the Wall manage to dodge at least attack after all.

Finally I place an attack shield on the Sealed Dainty Princess (x1), I'd prefer not have to deal with whatever those drastic consequences are.

For my entities I issue orders for them to attack the Sealed Assassin - Dagger, I don't like letting entities with special abilities actually manage to use their special abilities.

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Dodge rate increased! +1 shield for the Dainty Princess!

Oh wait. This was my mistake. Seems I am able to remember things, but they do not act for me. They act for HV.
Well that was not good.

Note for Moniker: I am currently in some kind of pocket dimension made by That-Random-Guy. HarVester knows that I am there and got his balls there to keep me quiet. I tried to chain them to be able to speak freely, but it backfired. I use HV for HarVester and hv for me, hungry visitor.

And also ... this should be seen by all the players:

Probably good idea to get this on the list of HV entities.

HarVester now has a tower of hurting pain (add tower of hurting pain), which sends a ray of pain, which can even inflict pain on things that can't feel pain. The pain lets them believe they are hurt and this opens real wounds on them.
Man that is a devilish weapon. The first target is the godmodder himself, the other targets are the PG Units.
Can I?
If you don't write something that kills me.
The portals used to kill Armor crusher now have reached full power. Portals eat random PG UNITS and create offspring if they have eaten enough.

HarVester also improves the Industry of his city, Mass destruction Factory now is upgraded to Mass destruction Factory +1.

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Mass Destruction factory added! Your tower of pain fires up, ready to hurt the godmodder... Wait, what? You've lost contact with the people controlling it! The last thing you heard was an ear-splitting scream... something's going on in that tower!

The portals look like they don't have enough power to work quite right... they nibble at the Assassins for 2,000 damage to each!

OOC: Kippers has left the battlefield to take Winry to rehab. He may return in the future, he might not, let's see what happens.

Page of Time did you want to specify which of the 3 assassins you were targeting?

IC:
ACTION 1: CoreBrute punches the ground with his mighty Armor Crusher fists, propelling himself into the air until he lands in front of the Boulder before it can strike an AG target. He wraps his fists around the boulder, his fingers burrouing deep into the rock. He's got a grip and he's not letting go.

ACTION 2: He raises the Boulder high, struggling as the boulder tries to break free, but CoreBrute's grip is mighty. He tightens his hold, causing bits of the boulder to break apart.

ACTION 3: Looking at the assassins he calls out to the Sealed Assassin - Power, whose distracted by the mustard gas and chicken in their eyes. "Here's what real power feels like!"

then he lobs the boulder at the Power Assassin, intending to crush it with both the strength of his throw and the weight of the boulder.

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9,000 damage to both the Power Assassin and the Boulder!

For my Final action I think of a way to protect the princess... Is I dump a bunch of superglue on Assassin Dagger in the hopes of slowing him down or sticking him to himself and the ground.


Actually Ill just be 1 of the Princess protector for the while. Unless it requires all 3 actions?

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You throw yourself in front of the Princess, prepared to block any attacks against her with your own body!

While a majority of the fighting is happening, a man that is a mirror arrives. With a clock for a head, and a mirror for a body, the [N] decides to do the most logical thing, add hellish randomization elements to the game.

"Greetings to you all! I am Mr.MirrorMan, I am here to add to this battle a bit of a gambling aspect to this game, with effect slot machines! All of your lives are now is someone else's hand."

FOCUS:I throw various die across the battle field, setting up painful objects that people/entities can step upon.
Also, can I start up a 10 charge for a slot machine that can give random buffs/debuffs to one entity of each fraction a turn, or should I make it a 20?

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Welcome to the game! Either one would work, and frankly setting up a mechanic as neat as a slot machine probably wouldn't take more than a focused action to get the basic effects you want, but more actions would probably make it stronger.

All the entities panic and run around! Four random entities take damage!

The infinity Jaeger, Doormaker, Sealed Assassin: Speed, and Boulder take 3,000 damage each!

The cheery girl then gives a "poem" to the Godmodder. The godmodder reads it.

externorum deorum!
Obsecro vos,
Ut occidere hominem hunc!

A hand pops out of the "poem" and grabs the Godmodder. It then takes a chainsaw and slices his head off.

Aren't satanic rituals fuun, Mr. Bad Guy? :3

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The godmodder insta-translates the language, and in .2 seconds, forms the paper into a paper airplane! He sails it back at you, and it flies and lands on your hair with perfect precision. The whole hand thing happens to you instead. And you were right. They are fun!

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A brown-haired teenage boy wielding a microphone and a sword floats down into the Hexagonafield.

???: Seems like quite a fight we got here.

The microphone's speaker glows with a blinding light. The boy raises it up, and swings it in the air, aiming at the Sealed Assassins. In the middle of the swing, an orb of electricity appears in front of him, flying straight into the path of the Assassins.

The orb expands into a wall of energy, right in their way. +1 Defender to the Dainty Princess!

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Welcome!

The princess gets another attack shield!

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AG:

The Sealed Dainty princess pokes the Power Assassin for 1,000 damage!

Princess: Tee hee! This is fun! Maybe I should stay even longer!

The space engineers work hard, and Arengith finishes making them properly AG!

The steel balls heal each other and clack into the Boulder for 21,000 damage! The factory of mass destruction spins up, and gets ready to start making weapons... The Tower of Pain still is quiet...

The VFD roast the Sealed Assassin - Speed, killing it! The Infinity Jaeger makes a copy of itself, and the SCVs finish the command center and start Barracks work!

The army men all attack the Rapidfire machine gun, killing it! Also, the barracks get out 20 squad leaders! Remember when the godmodder ordered those just before they got timefrozen? Yeah, they never were cut out of the pipeline.

PG:

The Uberdog almost immediately eats the Leviathan's corpse! And he's STILL hungry! He goes right for one of the Infinity Jaegers, and despite it being a machine, he eats it whole! And the other Infinity Jaeger... Mmm... he eats that one, too! The Infinity Jaegers have been eliminated, and they can't protect the princess any longer! However, the Uberdog has a nice full belly after all that. So it sits down and rests for a little while.

The Boulder hits Doormaker and the Power Assassin, dealing 2,000 damage to each!

The Dagger sealed assassin throws a knife at the princess decoy, seeing it mostly unguarded, and it explodes into a shower of splinters! The assassins aren't fooled, but the Guardian Knight is! His love, the Dainty Princess - exploded into wooden splinters! He falls to the ground, crying! Looks like he'll be useless until he gets someone to comfort him...

The Power Assassin dashes forward, and slams into Daskter with all his might! Daskter is completely floored. Not majorly harmed, but that looked like it really hurt!

Suddenly, the Sealed Assassin's Corpse... is now the UNSEALED ASSASSIN! Both of the twin swords are glowing, and he's ready to fight hard once again! He throws no less than three attacks in the Sealed Dainty Princess's direction! A shadow dives in front of one of the daggers, taking it to the face! The other two bounce off her attack shields, breaking them! It looks like most of the defenses you set up this past turn are gone now...


The godmodder admires his new Resolute Heart... he doesn't know why you're so eager to deliver the Legendary Weapons to him, but you are. He's confident the Assassins will take the Princess out in no time. But then, with his Yorehammer, it would only take one spare action for him to kill her himself... oh great, now he's eyeing the Sealed Dainty Princess. Looks like he'll need some discouragement from the prospect...

The godmodder sneaks into the Army Men camp and covertly takes out the Plastic Shield Generator and Special Weapons depot. Nobody even noticed he was there.

He also takes both of the Steel Balls and clacks them together. Multiple times. It makes a REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING sound. They take 30,000 damage!

N:

ORYX! attacks the Boulder for 7,000 damage!

Looks like Doormaker is almost done with the Kittenverse portal...


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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! Maybe that pie-related method could help...
-Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess until she can leave the battlefield! The assassins are the primary entities threatening her, but don't forget to provide her with protection from EVERYTHING, not just them!
-Keep the Uberdog neutralized, or everyone will die.

Minor tasks:

Spoiler

The army men get stronger over time! Guide and protect them!
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're making progress on a space station with great potential!
Protect the SCVs building Stacraft buildings!
Something's gone wrong with HV's Tower of Pain - find out what it is!
Comfort the Princess Protector Knight!
Protect Doormaker! He can help with any portal-related tasks!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(10% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 15,000 damage support attack(ready in 4!)(Damage buff rune: 0% done)
Reinforcement Beacon: 52% complete, will beam down to battlefield (cost: 6)
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers every turn!
Space engineers+1: 80/80 HP x 180(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)
Arengith the Enchanter: 25,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)

[AG - hungry visitor]Steel balls: 12,000 HP, HP/2 A (+9,000 HP next turn!)(protected from 1 attack)
Mass Destruction factory + 1: 10,000/10,000 HP (producing 1 weapon of mass destruction every turn!)
[N]Tower of Pain: 30,000/30,000 HP (lying dormant)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 30 HP, 300 x 30A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)(targeting Leviathan)

[AG - Daskter]SCV: 30/30 x 7 HP(building command center)(1 MULE - worth 5 SCVs)
Command center(protected from 1 attack)
Barracks: 30% complete

[AG - captain.cat/Corebrute]Army men(35,500 total attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed):
Riflemen V: 70/70 HP x 130, 150x130A
Machine gunners III: 20/20 HP x 60, 300x60A
Medics: 50/50 x 15 HP, Healing A(healing ORYX!)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 20 HP
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 15, building brewery/bar(complete in 3!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 32, researching anti-mind-control(complete in 5!)
HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 1, getting 5 medics, 18 scientists, 25 engineers(complete in 3!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP
Possesses 3,400 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped)

[AG]Sealed Dainty Princess: 5,000/5,000 HP, 1,000A Special: Leave the Battlefield(Ready in 4!) (Boss)(2 shadows - 50% chance to sacrifice themselves)
Guardian Knight: 7,000/7,000 HP, 5,000A (grieving!)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(32,500 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 19 HP, 500 x 19A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+4 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 18 HP, 250 x 18A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000A
Wall: 15000 HP(+1000 HP per turn)(protecting all entities)(40% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack)(-1,000 all damage taken)

[N - Pluff0]ORYX!: 6,000/14,000 HP, 7,000A(+2,000 HP per turn)

[N - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)
Kittenverse portal: 75%

[PG]BOULDER: 79,620/100,000 HP, 2,000 x 2A(hits one PG and one AG/N entity each attack)

[PG]Unsealed Assassin - Speed: 70,000/70,000 HP, 5,000 x 3A, Special: x6 Knife Insanity(ready in 3!) (Boss)

[PG]Sealed Assassin - Power: 48,500/65,000 HP, 20,000A (Boss)

[PG]Sealed Assassin - Dagger: 23,500/50,000 HP, 7,000A, Special: Penetrating Throw(ready in 3!) (Poison strike) (Boss)

[PG]Godmodder: 247/300 HP(Starcalibur: x2 actions)(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)(Resolute Heart: No negative status effects)

[PG]Uberdog: Playfulness level: Placated (one-hit-kill attack)


Player info:

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Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New summon: 3/10)(Portal to hell: 4/5 - Suppressed by Dreadnought)(Circus Tent: 1/5)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor
[N]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 8/15)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Hikki(is GUNSLINGER)(HAS AMMO)
Ranger_Strider_(Monster of God: 4/5)
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man
Cyanogist

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0

 

[MooGoesCow21]

I Smash the Godmodders face with a Strawberry Cream Pie and then i will punch him in the face while he is distracted with the delicious cream also the cream is laced with some very nasty Laxatives

 

[hungry visitor]

Mass Destruction factory added! Your tower of pain fires up, ready to hurt the godmodder... Wait, what? You've lost contact with the people controlling it! The last thing you heard was an ear-splitting scream... something's going on in that tower!

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Let's hope whoever did that can stabilize a sun of pain of unlimited size which will be released without being maintained. Or all of this will be flooded by hurting pain. AHAHKAHAHAHAHAH.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

*cough*

It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts.

Well... it hurts.
I ... feel too pained to write. Can someone kill me?
I actually wanted to. Stop coloring my stuff red.

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

I gulp, nervous. "Maybe I shouldn't have focused on the Sealed Assassin - Speed. Well, anyway, time to get down to business. Doormaker, finish opening the RoIK portal. Volunteer Flamethrower Division, attack the Unsealed Assassin - Speed." I order.

FOCUS: FREEZE, ASSASSIN!

I walk up to the Sealed Assassin - Power, and quickly freeze him in time. "That should take care of him for at least a little bit."

(OOC: Sorry, guys. MooGoesCow21 was right on this one.

Unofficial Itinerary IV:

Protect the Sealed Dainty Princess (done by EternalStruggle, That-Random-Guy, Captain.Cat, and Ranger_Strider_)
-Console the Guardian Knight (done by That-Random-Guy)
-Get Yorehammer back from the Godmodder
-Stop MrMirrorMan from placing her in a game of UPPAFITZ (My name for the Chrono-Hyper-Billiards thing) (done by feller21)
-Get her out of the hat MrMirrorMan placed her in
Keep the Sealed Assassin - Power unable to act
Keep the Uberdog placated (done by Page of Time and maybe Little_Hunter)
-Open the RoIK portal (done by Doormaker)
Attack the Boulder (Done by Little_Hunter)
Attack the Unsealed Assassin - Speed (done by the Volunteer Flamethrower Division, the Army Men, and CaptainNZZZ's entities)
Attack the Sealed Assassin - Dagger
Attack the Godmodder (done by MooGoesCow21, Daskter, and Cyanogynist)

So, huh. Guys, do you think that the RoIK portal might actually be a bad thing when dealing with the Uberdog?)

 

[EternalStruggle]

The man, rather concerned with this whole Yorehammer thing, puts on a pair of reading glasses over his sunglasses and gets out some kind of enchanted book. Upon closer inspection, it would seem as if it was a record of the events of the battle so far in the form of a game of some sort. Flipping back a few pages from the present, he soon found what he was looking for and smirked. Removing his reading glasses and having the book vanish, the man summoned a rather nice looking necklace. It was made of a silver chain connected to a large sapphire, which naturally had intricate silver patterns surrounding it.

With careful aim, he tossed it in such a fashion that it would land around the Princess' neck.

FOCUS - EMERGENCY CHRONODISPLACEMENT

Naturally, the gem was enchanted. Not only did it add to the AG ally's jewelry collection, it also served as a defense of last resort. Using future-seeing magics, if an attack was incoming that would kill the Sealed Princess and not be intercepted, then it would teleport her well out of harm's way. However, it only had enough energy stored for this to work once. With luck, it wouldn't have to be used at all.

And of course, if the Godmodder tried to use Yorehammer, this would work in getting the Princess out of harm's way. After all, he was the one that said avoidances counted as different from defenses. He wouldn't want to go back on that, now would he? If he did, then when the AGs got back the Legendary Weapon, and they would get it back, the consequences for him would be... rather dire.

 

[hungry visitor]

So you are too pained to write? Well then. I will write the new part.

HarVester notices that hungry visitor has to die. The new target for his mass destruction will be ported to hungry visitor.
To make sure that hungry visitor is dead, he visits hungry visitor himself. He also lets the balls attack hungry visitor. Easy isn't it?
No longer a version of myself, a save life I can enjoy in the real world... at last.
Edit: I will wait with this plan until "That guy" loses his ascendance.

 

[Moniker]

Insert evil laughter here.

As I look at my hand, I realise, Yes, I can win this no problem. I slap down my 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10, then shout, "NO FACE STRAIGHT! I WIN!"

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You don't have a "7" card! And Draw-2 would function more as a Jack than as a 2 card, anyways!

heheh.
the godmodder was a fool! a fool I say!
oh, and so is eevee.
calling upon a tradition known as "lets see how far away I am from victory", I act regardless of whether Eevee succeeded.
if Eevee succeeded, the current card is a green 10. otherwise its a green draw something or the other.
I play down green 7 and blue 7.
the cards fuse, turning into a cyan of luck card!
green + blue in RGB computer colour, and cyan is the colour of perception. 7's represent luck. perception lets me do whatever I so please within reason, so I choose to cast "just as planned", revealing that I had a "The" token stuffed up my butt the entire time! granted, if there where an available way to obtain it without my butt, then both tokens would explode, but who cares? not me! it worked out!
using the "Srovy" token, "The" token, and "communist" Token, I obtain the power of 3 bullshit tokens!(which I use to make 3 bullshit tokens) Bullshit tokens are bullshit! they are so bullshit that they can be used to make more bullshit tokens with even moderate luck. as a counterbalance, the first cannot be obtained with just one turn of action, (I took 2) and the first turn where a person is aiming to get them, they must announce their plan (as i did, by saying what i could do if I got a "The" Token.). if eevee succeeded, this concludes my turn... or it would, if not for me revealing that we were never playing uno at all! in fact, this was all an elaborate ruse to allow me to make the most out of my fuzzy and not-fuzzy blankets! the real game we were playing is pokemon TCG! however, I had just used a card which said "play rock paper scissors. if you win, deal 920 damage to your opponents active pokemon. if not, play a game of Uno. the person who is the most opportunist in the most bullshitty way wins. if this is you, deal 360 damage to your opponents active pokemon."
since I was way more opportunist then Eevee and the godmodders actions didn't do anything with regards to pokemon, we return to the match of pokemon.
Eevee and the godmodder are both missing one prize card, and my active pokemon is a mew star, who has taken 60 damage out of its 120 hp, though it also has a giant cape attached, raising its current MHP to 160 and current HP to 100. as well, on my bench, I have a Nincada. the mew has 4 rainbow energys attached.
I end my turn, having just knocked out both the godmodders active and eevees active with 360 damage- more then any pokemon has.
and defensive abilitys won't damage me since its not an attack, its an item card.
godmodders turn.


Oh, also, I'm not AG, remember? I help whoevers entitys I deem the coolest, which was the army men so far, so I'm also playing as myself. yeah, I'll probably toss the legendary weapon to the AG's after my first turn of use, but I'd still keep shen gon whatever its called, and if the godmodder makes a cool enough entity I'll give him starcalibur if I win.
EDIT: hey, why is my health-+ count the same as the godmodders? he and Eevee both started with one more then this, then took 1 and 2 damage, respectively! I should have one more health + then him.

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You successfully exit the fake UNO game, and enter into the Pokemon game! With your destruction of the godmodder's pokemon, you deal 1 damage to his health bar! However, you exit the fake game of Pokemon TCG to enter the REAL game you were playing all along: Magic: The Gathering!

The godmodder had just played the "spell of water" card, with the effects: "Play a game of Pokemon TCG - the loser takes 1 damage!". The godmodder currently has 100 Godmodder Monsters in play, with a lot of attack! The cards in your hand are all blank.

OOC: That's right, you're neutral! You, too, are now playing for yourself! Also, since you joined the game late, you were given a small health handicap to keep the game... *snicker*... fair.



CURRENT SITUATION:

GAME:
Magic: The Gathering
Cards in Play: Godmodder Monster x 100 - always serve the godmodder, 1 million defense, 1 million attack
Eevee's/JOEbob's turn

Health: ++++++++
Eevee Shadow Bacon
(Has a pawn, and a queen, and "Y")
UNO cards: Blue skip-turn card, color-changing card, yellow 3, green 10, blue 4, yellow 5, green 6, blue draw-2, blue 9, green 8, yellow 5
MAGIC cards: Three blank cards

Health: +++++++++
JOEbob
UNO cards: blue 4, blue 2, red 5, yellow 2, yellow draw-2, red 6, red 8, blue 1, blue 3, yellow 9, blue 8
MAGIC cards: Three blank cards

Health: ++++++++
The Godmodder
(Has ??? chess pieces, ??? UNO cards and "A" and "H")
UNO cards: 6 cards

Current stakes:
Shen Gong Wu(+1 actions per turn)
One legendary weapon
JOEbob being one legendary weapon in debt to you


My friend made me play a Magic game one time to show me how it works. So I'm basically an expert.

 

[JOEbobobob]

Treating blank cards as being like a blank scrabble piece (can mimic any card i want), I play Goblin Bombardment (1 mana), Shield Sphere (for 0 mana) and Enduring Renewal (2 mana).
then, goblin bombardment sacrifices shield sphere. 1 damage to the godmodders magic the gathering HP.
with enduring renewal, I get back shield sphere, and play it again for 0 mana. I sacrifice shield sphere. 1 damage. I get back shield sphere. I play it. I do 1 damage. I get back shield sphere. repeat ad infinitum. (well, until the godmodder dies. then I do the same to eevee. then my turn ends, with both opponents defeated, and me having won.)
and yes, this combo is legal (according to the internet), though not possible on first turn, but this isn't first turn.

 

[MooGoesCow21]

I play Goblin Bombardment (1 mana), Shield Sphere (for 0 mana) and Enduring Renewal (2 mana).
then, goblin bombardment sacrifices shield sphere. 1 damage to the godmodders magic the gathering HP.
with enduring renewal, I get back shield sphere, and play it again for 0 mana. I sacrifice shield sphere. 1 damage. I get back shield sphere. I play it. I do 1 damage. I get back shield sphere. repeat ad infinitum. (well, until the godmodder dies. then I do the same to eevee. then my turn ends, with both opponents defeated.)
and yes, this combo is legal (according to the internet), though not possible on first turn, but this isn't first turn.

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I can confirm its legal i like to use that in one of my decks

 

[CaptainNZZZ]

With my first action (x2) I add magically extending thorns onto the Wall's surfaces, making it so anything that attacks the Wall will take damage for attacking the Wall.

For my second action (x1) I peer into the future to learn what the benefit of being [N+2] is.

The techmarines are given orders to begin creating a upgrade for the Custom M1 Abrams' weaponry, allowing it to fire more rapidly (basically let the Custom M1 Abrams attack twice per turn).

The rest of my entities will attack the Unsealed Assassin - Speed this turn.

 

[hungry visitor]

Seems I did not want my creator to die. For this I did a costly thing. I sacrificed the steel balls, gaining 10 rounds worth of ascendance. That's right. Ascendance.
Right now I am the one writing this stuff, gaining a true self. I am aware of the spreading pain.
The pain doesn't impede my judgement anymore. Nor does this:

Tyfinghank [Vessel of Life]

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Control me to gain godhood.

I am back to just a guy. A guy with ten rounds. Guess what I will do.
I will resurrect my people and be merry in this city.

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

I activate the card Marvel, which lets me look at the top six cards of my deck and then cast one free of any cost. I see an Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger, and activate it, locking the GM and JOE from their resources and is indestrucable. It attacks, causing both the GM and JOE to mill the top 20 cards of their decks.

 

[That-Random-Guy]

Action 1: I console the Guardian Knight, explaining to him that the Sealed Princess he saw shatter was a decoy.

Actions Two and 3: I form a set of disguised spatial portals around the Unsealed Speed Assassin. At least 2 of the Unsealed Speed Assassin's attacks this turn will be redirected back into him! (It takes 3 actions to completely redirect a PG entity as shown during the endgame incident, I'm using 2 actions, the Unsealed Speed Assassin has 3 attacks.)

The Assassins are now completely neutralized for this turn! People, please do something to discourage the Godmodder from attacking the Princess with Yorehammer.

 

[Little_Hunter]

I pet the Uberdog.

(As a note, i am indeed neutral, and aware of the rules regarding that.)

 

[Daskter]

I order the Command Center to continually produce SCVs untill I have a total effective force of 12 SCVs then it will be upgraded to an Orbital Command (not litterally in orbit).

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

I pet the Uberdog.

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Do you like you hands? If so, don't touch the dog.

 

[Page of Time]

The cheery girl throws a stick down a ravine, which the Uberdog chases. The Uberdog falls.

 

[Captain.Cat]

Looking over at the assassins and godmodder I give a grim look. 'Fucking hell we need to do something about that, but what? hmm I wish for a 7 battle butlers and 7 battle maids to protect the Princess with their lives!' Suddenly 7 Battle butlers and 6 battle maids appear around the Sealed Princess, they are utterly loyal to the Sealed Princess and will take no one else's orders expert for The Sealed Princess's. They are armed with a mix of heavy duty revolvers, sabers and razor wire. 'Wait there is one missing, why is there one mis-' Suddenly heavy foot steps a be heard and in front of the Sealed Princess is a 7 foot man in a maid's dress wielding a Minigun. 'Well, that's cool!'
One of the battle Butler's start preparing tea for the Sealed Princess.

I then turn towards my soldiers and start giving out orders. "Right Squad leaders I want 10 of to start leading the riflemen and I want the other 10 of you to lead the Machine gunners!" "Sir yes sir!" The Squad leaders yell out in unison and start about there given task. "Also I want you men to target the Unsealed Assassin! If we can do enough damage then allied forces can hopefully finish him off this turn!" "Roger that Sir! Men target that assassin with the twin glowing swords!" The Army Men are now attacking the Unsealed assassin!

I turn towards the Special weapons depot, only to find that its destroyed. "For fuck sake! when did that bastard have the chance to do that!" growling in frustration I decide to stand guard at the army men base so I can intercept any more attempts by the Godmodder or his minions to destroy or hinder anymore of my buildings.

 

[MrMirrorMan]

Hmm, I only need a focus charge to make a slot machine. . . I will most likely do it with in a day or two, need to figure out how to make it work. One of my current ideas is to role 3 five sided dice, then create effects for each of the 5, with a reduced version being used if you get 2 of the same number. Other than that, I force the princess and her three assassins into their own game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker. In a 2v2 game. No matter what, one of the assassins will suffer.
"Well well well, assassins and princesses? Such a cliche plot-line, how about this instead?"

 

[Arsenical]

19000 damage to the Dagger assassin!

You kneel down, and pay back one of your debts in full and one-fifth of another. The godmodder takes the Resolute Heart, and thanks for for handing it over so easily.

3 of 7 Weapons Acquired

As long as the godmodder holds the Resolute Heart, he's immune to negative status effects. This is a fairly major addition to his already formidable power. But if anything, this is the least important Legendary Weapon to his plan. But the godmodder is smiling. He has some of his FAVORITES coming up soon!

Equipping it, as usual, takes 1 HP away from him.

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Oh no! While it may have gotten him out of debt, Arsenical was not yet ready to part with the Resolute Heart. It was a LEGENDARY WEAPON, after all.

Arsenical almost gave up right then and there. What could he do? He was indebted to the devil, the Godmodder had three of the four LEGENDARY WEAPONS, and he had nothing. Nothing but... That.

No, you wouldn't, Arsenical... Right?

"I don't have a choice. The Assassins are preparing a deadly attack. We have to summon him."

... You're right.

Mystical energies began to FLOW around Arsenical's body. Red, the mystical color of Læsagard's JAM. Blue, the mystical color of Ginnungard's SLAM.

In the distance, a steady, quick thumping is heard.

[3/30]

 

[Daskter]

I give 1 charge to Arsenical.

Then I think of a way to damage the Godmodder, I use a CreamPie to shove it into his throat making it getting stuck there so it doesnt go into the blackhole which is his stomach

 

[Ranger_Strider_]

"Ranger_Strider_," I whisper to him, "I'm beginning to see the merit of your "filthy neutrals" worldview."

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YES MY BROTHER! YESSSSS....WE SHALL END THE FILTH BY SLAUGHTERING THEM ALL TO A... Er... I mean... "Politely convincing them" to join up! Benefits include good dental, no broken knees, and general happy fun times!
Although we can let Pluff0 live. Chill guy, basically Switzerland. I mean, what filthy neutral suppresses a portal to hell? He's basically my wingman at this point. (Or am I his? Cosmic powers are screwy.)

FOCUSING!
I charge at the Unsealed Assassin - Speed, and grapple him from behind! Grabbing him, I bring him down for a SUPLEX! Post suplex I attempt to continue to hold onto him and start shouting.
GUYS! DISTRACT THE OTHERS! FOCUS DOWN THIS ONE NOW!