Defeat The Godmodder

Moniker · Sep 16, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
I first Summon some Engineers to build defenses around the obelisk then i build a anti mindcontrol device that stops mind control in the area around the obelisk and finally i start making a portal that will summon more soldiers it finishes in 4 turns

The engineers improve the wall slightly then leave. The godmodder promptly mind-controls the mind control device into self-destructing. Your portal appears, but... it turns out the godmodder bribed whoever was behind the portal! Now it needs to be resealed or the soldiers will come out on the godmodder's side!

Trying to do that many actions at once is really taxing! You don't have the energy to make sure each individual action goes okay! If you prefaced your post with "FOCUS", indicating that you were sacrificing your other two posts for these actions, you'd have a better shot.

HybridUnity said:
I watch cloak fly away and smile slightly"Thanks for the help"before I summon a gigantic carnivorous worm that burrows its way underground until I command it to attack

You've got a giant worm ready to attack!

Hex123 said:
I create a GIANT RAY OF DOOM and fire at the godmodder

The godmodder creates a GIANTER RAY OF DOOMIER DOOM with his mind and fires it at the GIANT RAY OF DOOM! The winner is clear.

HybridUnity said:
I see Eevee jump into outer space and quickly summon a succubus and incubus to distract the Godmodder before I run down the hole my worm made

The godmodder, being asexual, is of course completely unphased.

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I summon Chuck Norris in a jeep

Chuck Norris appears! He immediately joins the godmodder's side, since the godmodder is the most awesome person on the field.

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I sucker-punch the GM.

OW! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT! THAT'S IT! I'M EDITING MY RESPONSE TO YOUR PREVIOUS POST SO THAT CHUCK NORRIS JOINS THE GODMODDER!

Hex123 said:
I shoot decay at the godmodder

The decay decays into nothingness mid-flight!

CoreBrute said:
"Nooooooooooooo! Cloaked guy!" I yell out. "Come back!" I turn to look at the others.

"I'm going to go get him back. We still have no idea what's going on." I raise a hand to the sky. "The power of drugs compel me! Herpex!"

I open up the small box of anti-herpes medication that have the minor side effect of random teleportation and the somewhat major side effect of not actually curing herpes.

"If I'm lucky, I'll teleport to exactly where Cloak is. And I know I'm lucky thanks to Felix." I pop some pills. Then I immediately regret it.

"Oh god, these drugs aren't mixing well together..." Before vanishing.

Using the power of your luck, you end up... roughly near where Cloak is.

SIDEQUEST START!

You're in another part of the Hexagonafield. You appear to be in some sort of... small town? There are several buildings around, one of them possibly containing Cloak. Most of the buildings are total rubble, but a few are still standing... albeit barely. Cloak might be in one of them, but there could be valuable information and treasure to gather in any of them.

What do you do?

That-Random-Guy said:
Greetings, everyone.

I enter the battlefield by inexplicably materializing. After a series of creative curse words aimed at the ground, the ceiling, the way the room refuses to stop spinning, and buffalous shitus, I suvey the battlefield. Seeing The godmodder is cast his spell before I could focus properly (Argle bargle dargle I need to pay attention) I decide to focus all of the power I can bring to bear over the course of a single 'turn' into giving the godmodder

a BIG HUG

To be precise, a hug of restraint and power containment.

Player Special Move
Actions Point Cost: All action points (or equivalent)
Other costs: targeted being takes 20% less damage over the course of the turn than otherwise, user cannot give commands to [PG] units or use items they aren't directly touching, user is easy target for attacks and knockout blows.

What it does: the target really isn't going to do much movement or spell casting seriously (Just put in what makes sense for the costs above)

OOC: judging by what the cloak said, now's a good time to pour restraints onto the godmodder to blunt whatever supermove they're going to use next.

You sacrifice the godmodder to give him the biggest, hugest hug you can!

The godmodder sniffles a little bit. After this long life, where's he's spent so long... completely unloved... finally someone... gives him a hug?

Maybe this war doesn't need to happen.

Maybe we can all just hug it out.

Maybe there can be peace.

That's what you think, and as the godmodder is crying, you think that's what he thinks, too. But then you realize.

The godmodder's tears are made of molten lava.

Screaming, your lava-covered self is blown away with sheer force. While most everyone has emerged unharmed from most everything, and you've suffered no permanent damage from the lava... that hut. Not a lot. But it did.

You do manage to keep the godmodder from breaking his shackles for another turn. And the lava tears hurt him, too.

1 damage.

Captain.Cat said:
"Alright All of you remove your helmets they have been tampered with and helmets as of this time is to no longer be issue to new soldiers! HQ start building 3 news engineers and 1 scientists! 2 of the engineers working on the Refinery start building the Barracks instead! And Scientist number 3 Start researching a way to make Anti Godmodder bullets! Everyone Else Take cover!" Finally I take a deep breath "Fuck me that was alot of orders." I look at the where Deo was but now I see that he is missing "Ah shit" 'Time for another wish, I wish for Deo to return from wherever he is'

(that is 900 plastic used this turn)

The soldiers try to remove their helmets! However, they're REALLY locked on there... One of them pulls REALLY hard to counter it, and manages to get the helmet off... only to explode in a giant spurt of blood! 1 rifleman killed! You'll have to try something else...

You've queued up some orders. Your soldiers look for some cover, but in a giant featureless stone plane, the only thing they could take cover behind is the mass of defenses protecting the obelisk. You probably don't want that. Furthermore, each mass of scientists and engineers can only do one thing at a time, just to prevent the army from getting too complicated.

CaptainNZZZ said:
OOC: Ah, good to know. Hopefully this thread will be as fun as the Destroy the Godmodder thread was.

"Alright then," I say, "time for some air power." Snapping my fingers a heavily armed and large warship with a human crew crewing it appears next to me, landed.

I direct my techmarines to board the flying warship with orders to collect any spare resources and dismantle sections that can be dismantled without problems in order to get material for future use.

Your techmarines get MATERIAL! They're now ready to build something!

Archon of Ghosts said:
*Summons Berserker Armor and the Spear of Destiny and engages Godmodder once more*

(*lets the Berserker Rage flow but directs it towards the Godmodder*)

The godmodder summons the ARMOR OF LAVA AND PEACE, and then drowns you in a tide of LAVA AND PEACE, and kills you with the Sword of Fate! Well. He doesn't kill you, he just wins the duel again. And destroys your legendary equipment. It's a little hard for him to do when he's shackled to the ground, but he's a surprisingly good fighter!

That-Random-Guy said:
"Sure! Though be aware that I might make my own effort at reforming sometime in the future. In fact, could you go for a straight resurrection? I'll really appreciate it."

Moniker Is the whole 'special move that eats all actions thing' a allowed part of the rules? If not, then please interpret it as me going "FOCUSED Physically and magically restraining hug in the first post, followed by me FOCUSING on the same action in the other two posts. Or whatever, just assign the 'move strength' you think is appropriate for self-sacrificial final attack.

Yeah, I appreciate it if you say FOCUS, but I know a special attack when I see one, usually.

Captain.Cat said:
I look at the Warship then back at HybridUnity "Yeah I think they can if it's made out of plastic, Just give me a sec!" I then look at the Warship 'I wish for the Warship to be made out of plastic!' Before our eyes the Warship starts converting into plastic, it will take 3 turns for it to completely turn into plastic.

CaptainNZZZ stops you! You can't just go taking other player's stuff! Not even if they're a Neutral player! Unless they attack the AGs first. Then you can do what you want.

HybridUnity said:
OOC:Whistles in the background

I think I should note about now. This whole "updates once on an hour" thing is only really for today. Things are probably going to settle down into a daily/bi-daily update schedule after a while. This speed is nice but it takes a lot of effort.

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AG:

The army finishes their machine gunner research, doubling their attack power!

Ms. Fortune and the army men both fire at Chuck Norris in his jeep, dealing 1810 damage to the jeep! The obelisk starts to glow a little with summoning energies! It also generates a new forcefield to protect itself!

PG:

The soldier summoning portal starts to glow! It won't be too long before it summons!

Chuck Norris in his jeep runs right over the the Obelisks's forcefield generator, destroying it!

The godmodder himself focuses, and starts staring at Ms. Fortune... seems convenient, until he starts shooting EYE DEATH LASERS. They tear into Ms. Fortune for 5000 damage!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - captain.cat]Power Jammer: 9340/10000 HP (counteracting Army men mind control)

[AG - MooGoesCow]Obelisk: 5000/5000 HP(summoning super-unit in 6!)(protected from 3 attacks)(grav-field protected)
Wall: 3500/3500 HP(bodyguarding Obelisk!)

[AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]Ms. Fortune: 2000/7000 HP, 1000A

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(810 total attack):
Riflemen II: 30/30 HP x 27, 15x27A
Machine gunners II: 20/20 HP x 4, 100x4A
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 6, constructing Barracks(will complete in 1!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 3, researching anti-godmodder bullets(will complete in 3)
HQ: 2000/2000 HP, working on new batch of engineers and scientists(will complete in 2)
Refinery: 1500/1500 HP(producing 200 plastic per turn!)
Possesses 600 plastic

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A, has MATERIAL

[PG]Soldier summoning portal: 0% sealed! Summoning in 3!

[PG]Chuck Norris in a Jeep: 1000000/1000000 HP for Chuck Norris, 8190/10000 HP for Jeep, 4000A

[PG]Godmodder: 293/300 HP (55% random)(shackled in place! Vulnerable this turn!)

Player list:
Captain.cat
Orange
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute(SIDEQUEST: Cloak Hunt)
MooGoesCow21
Eevee Shadow Bacon
Archon of Ghosts
CaptainNZZZ(Summoning from portal...)

Cloak Hunt:

Players:
Corebrute

Buildings:
Mine
Library
Dormitories

Moniker · Sep 16, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
Focus:I Seal the portal

You seal 40% of the portal!

Hex123 said:
Focus: I make THE GIANT HUMONGOUS DOOMEST RAY THE EVER DOOMED RAY THAT SHOOTS OUT LAVA, HATE, AND CUTE PUPPIES

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The godmodder absorbs the lava and hate! ...Wait... CUTE PUPPIES!???!!

1 damage!

CaptainNZZZ said:
Once again I focus upon the growing portal, making sure it continues to grow in size and stability, it should only need a bit more after all to complete the summoning.

I issue out orders to my techmarines to utilize their gathered materials to create a pair of Thunderhawks (they're aircraft with more weaponry and armor than a tank and with enough transport capacity for 30 Space Marines) to gain potent aircraft for transport and protection against any of the more conventional foes.

The techmarines create two thunderhawks! With no designated pilots or orders, they're currently idle.

Eevee shadow bacon said:
Grab the fourth wall and reveal to Chuck that the GM is a whiney person who can't take a simple surprise punch.
Send Painis Cupcake, Piss Cakehole, Dick Soupcan, and Christain Brutal Sniper through the portal to kill the troops

Chuck completely agrees with me that I'm totally right to put him on the PG side. He's my puppet. Of course he agrees with me.

All the entities you just summoned jam themselves into the portal! ...At the same time! They all get stuck! +25% portal sealing!

Captain.Cat said:
The Forest starts breeding plastic giant bugs! "Come on Stop!" I shout out. 'I wish for the Forest to stop making bugs' The forest seems to stop for a moment. Then Thosands of Giant plastic Bugs Spill out from the forest Charging At everything in a all out attack on everyone!

(300000) Plastic Ohm: Hitpoints 700 (per Ohm), Attack damage 7d10, Special: berserk: When they are Berserk they will attack everything and anyone and will not stop until they die of exhaustion, Immunity to being unsummoned.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK!" 'AAAAHHH! Ummm! I wish for the land under me and my army men to lift into the air out of reach!' The land under me and the army men left into air but is keeps going and going and going until me and my men are about 10 miles in the air and it shows no signs of stopping!

OOC: I going to be absent for while this was my parting gift, Good luck.

The plastic bugs charge onto the field, ready to kill everything!

NEW FACTION DISCOVERED! [V] - VOID! This faction just wants to kill everything!

HybridUnity said:
I run out of the hatch as quickly as I can and turn into my poison gas form as I go past the Godmodder allowing him to inhale some of the poison

The godmodder lightning-fast dons his gas mask!

HybridUnity said:
I reform behind the Godmodder and stick two daggers of petrifaction into his Achilles' tendons before I stick a bomb to the back of his neck and run back through the hatch before pulling the trigger

The godmodder tries to evade, but the shackles hold him in place! He's forced to take the bomb to the face! 1 damage!

HybridUnity said:
OOC:Is your name a reference or something because the guy who created the first godmoddder thread on the minecraft server was named Moniker1

I AM that Moniker1! Returned for another go at this crazy game!

CaptainNZZZ said:
I conjure up ten shield generators and merge them into my techmarine's armor, granting them a regenerating energy shield for further protection.

500 Shield HP, regenerates 100 Shield HP every turn

Looking down at the distant ground below I do one last thing, I summon a group of 10 stormtroopers on the ground to fight the Giant plastic Bugs underneath my flying warship.

Individual Stats: 18 HP, 8 damage on hit, one thermal detonator 30 damage on hit in a 6 meter radius

OOC: Feel free to nerf or boost the given stats if the provided stats don't seem right.

The stormtroopers appear directly in front of the plastic bugs, ready to fight! They'll take the first of the plastic bugs this turn!

...Looks, let's just skip to the good part: They manage to kill 2 plastic bugs, then they get eaten.

The techmarines get a slight upgrade to their max health.

Eevee shadow bacon said:
OOC: GM stand for godmodder

...Oh... I thought you meant it was for Game Master... THAT WAS YOUR FAULT FOR NOT CLARIFYING!

...The godmodder takes 1 damage! NOT THAT I'M EMBARRASSED OR ANYTHING!

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Void:

The plastic bugs swarm the field, taking initative and acting first! 10 of them charge at the Power Jammer, for 2000 damage! 10 more bite the wheels off Chuck Norris's jeep for 2000 damage! 10 of them dive into the riflemen, eating 10 of them! 10 more attack poor Ms. Fortune, killing her! The remaining 8 attack the Obelisk, taking away it's gravitational field! However, 4 plastic bugs are killed in the process!

700 plastic is harvested from the bugs killed this turn!

AG:

The Obelisk keeps glowing! It's about halfway there!

The AG army men empty their weapons at the Plastic Bugs, trying extra hard and managing to kill one of them! The engineers finish constructing their new barracks!

PG:

The godmodder whispers something in Chuck Norris's ear, and he nods! He fires on the Obelisk, and obliterates the wall protecting it! It still has 3 attack shields, luckily!

The portal glows harder!

The godmodder himself grins... You've taken away 10 of his precious, precious, valuable hitpoints. Something like that... simply can't go unpunished. It's about time you saw .00001% of what he's REALLY capable of.

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BOSS BATTLE!

You seem a giant, hulking monster lumber onto the field! It's a massive, sagging mass of green flesh and teeth! And yet, despite that, the shirt it's wearing seems to be intact... it is... it is... the SEALED ZOMBIE!

On its shirt is a symbol. Two swords crossed together, in an "X" shape. One of the swords is glowing brightly, and the other is dormant.

Bosses get to act as soon as they appear! That's so you can know their mechanics! True generosity!

The Sealed Zombie takes a bite out of the Techmarines and the Plastic Bugs! However... both entities are undamaged? ...But then they notice... they're feeling a little sick... a little bit... ZOMBIFIED!

...Of course, it's not all the way there yet. The Sealed Zombie takes bites out of entities, giving them 50% zombification! 2 bites, and they turn totally into zombies... and since the godmodder has infinite brains to bribe them with, zombies are always on team [PG]! So basically the zombie can turn any entity into a PG entity. You can stop this, and cure the zombification, by either A: defeating the zombie, curing everyone, or B: Doing actions such as treating the injured soldiers to bring down their zombification %. But hurry, before the zombie turns everyone to the godmodder's side!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - captain.cat]Power Jammer: 7340/10000 HP (counteracting Army men mind control)

[AG - MooGoesCow]Obelisk: 5000/5000 HP(summoning super-unit in 5!)(protected from 3 attacks)

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(660 total attack):
Riflemen II: 30/30 HP x 17, 15x17A
Machine gunners II: 20/20 HP x 4, 100x4A
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 6
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 3, researching anti-godmodder bullets(will complete in 2)
HQ: 2000/2000 HP, working on new batch of engineers and scientists(will complete in 1)
Refinery: 1500/1500 HP(producing 200 plastic per turn!)
Barracks: 3000/3000 HP
Possesses 1500 plastic

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A (50% zombified!)
Thunderhawks: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 1000 x 2A

[PG]Soldier summoning portal: 65% sealed! Summoning in 2!

[PG]Chuck Norris in a Jeep: 1000000/1000000 HP for Chuck Norris, 6190/10000 HP for Jeep, 4000A

[PG]Sealed Zombie: 20000/20000 HP, 0 x 2A (Boss)

[PG]Godmodder: 290/300 HP

[V]Plastic Bugs: 700/700 x 43 HP, 200 x 43A (50% zombified!)

Player list:
Captain.cat
Orange
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute(SIDEQUEST: Cloak Hunt)
MooGoesCow21
Eevee Shadow Bacon
Archon of Ghosts
CaptainNZZZ(Summoning from portal...)

Cloak Hunt:

Players:
Corebrute

Buildings:
Mine
Library
Dormitories

That's all the updates today. Don't expect any more for another 12-18 hours. From here on out, now that things are going strong, I'll try to about once or twice a day.

Moniker · Sep 17, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
Focus: I Rebuld the Wall even stronger. OOC: can someone focus seal the portal so we don't have to worry about that?

You rebuild the wall, stronger than ever before.

Hex123 said:
I make a giant can of plastic bug spray, I then make a portal seal.

+15% portal sealing!

That-Random-Guy said:
FOCUS I seal the portals.

OOC: Could someone please work on some sort of zombification suppressor? Even just changing the number of Bites to Zombify (BoZ) from 2 to 3 will at least keep the Sealed Zombie from focusing on one unit to insta-change it.

Edit: Decided to seal the portal instead.

You manage to fully seal the portal! It won't bother you any more!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
Ooc: I would fall you the DM or OP, not GM. Well, I guess that's that.

IC: FOCAS*2: Shinku (brief pause as I glow with a holy light) HADOOOOOKKKKKEEEEENNNNN (aimed at the zombie)
I summon Norris's mom to bring him back to my side.

Also... The button... Its doing something... (this is just a reminder I activated the button...and I'm still hovering in outer space... and am now firing a giant laser at earth(?)...Whhheeeeeee)

Norris's mom summoned! She'll try to convince Chuck Norris to turn AG!

4000 damage to the zombie!

CoreBrute said:
After vomiting for several minutes, Deo finally gets a look around his location.

"Well, time to get searching." He enters the library, looking around with a British Torch (also known as an American Flashlight) for anything interesting.

"I hope the others can survive what's going on without me." He mutters under his breath.

You step inside the library! The entire place is a crumbling, abandoned mess, and Cloak certainly isn't anywhere inside. Most of the bookshelves are empty, torn apart, strewn about, or a combination of those three things, but you do see one that still looks intact. That said, it's so old that you feel like the entire thing will collapse if you take a book out! Maybe you could just take one? Looking at the stories, most of them are simple fiction stories, but there are three volumes labeled "nonfiction" that look useful.

On Godmodding, Vol. 1
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Heart and Soul

The authors on each book are scratched out. You know you can only grab one, but once you have it, it's yours to examine at your leisure. Which book will you take?

Archon of Ghosts said:
*Screams of rage echo as the Berserker charges at the Godmodder and engages him*

The godmodder's getting tired of all these combat engagements! The berserk charges right over the pit trap the godmodder laid earlier, and falls down into a bottomless pit of doom!

CaptainNZZZ said:
"A zombie apocalypse, really Godmodder?" Shaking my head I look over at my techmarines and conjure up glowing pills for them to consume and thus cure them of the zombification the Sealed Zombie caused.

I also issue orders to the techmarines that when something comes and bites or tries to bite them, to attack that something not just stand there accepting it like a statue being pooped on by pigeons.

-25% zombification for the techmarines! The techmarines will attack those who hit first - right now, that's the zombie!

CaptainNZZZ said:
Glaring at the Sealed Zombie lightning begins crackling from my fingertips, encircling it in a web of lightning with two interesting features. One, should the Sealed Zombie attempt to touch, bite, or attack anyone the web of lightning will retract and electrify it severely before expanding back out, ready to retract inwards and shock the Sealed Zombie again if needed. Second, the lightning is only able to harm the Sealed Zombie and zombies in general, preventing it from blocking attacks or being used to hit and harm things near the Sealed Zombie.

The Sealed Zombie is caught in the lightning temporarily, but the godmodder notices he's having trouble and teleports the zombie out! ...But not before the zombie takes 3500 damage!

HybridUnity said:
I send the shadow at the Godmodders shadow as every time it hits the GMs shadow the GM will take damage

The godmodder's shadow reaches out and gobbles up your shadow before it can get a hit in! The godmodder burps.

CaptainNZZZ said:
To finish my web of lightning effectiveness I create a small lightning generator to keep the web of lightning charged via portaling more lightning to the web of lightning as needed. Unfortunately the generator's durability is rather low but such is the price of this.

Finally I direct my attention to my nearly complete portal. While I could complete it now I only finish it partially, focusing my efforts also on making sure it's securely mine and can't be stolen from me.

Generator debuff applied to the sealed zombie!

HybridUnity said:
I spend my final action to get my giant carnivorous worm(GCW)to come out of the ground,bite off the zombies legs then come back down into the ground

3000 damage to the zombie!

EternalStruggle said:
A new figure materializes onto the field, smirking and with a sword at his hip and shades over his eyes. Judging from the shape of the sheathe, his sword is a katana. He doesn't so much walk over to the Godmodder as he swaggers over.

Wow, everyone can't help but think, this man is one edgy git.

"I see you need the help, old bean." The new arrival says, before raising his hand instantly. "Bupbupbup, I ain't done speaking. I know you won't appreciate the help, which is why I'm not gonna directly guard or heal you and yours. I'm really neutral, but I'll be summoning things to help you and attacking the AGs, so I'm basically on your side. But if you think I'll go out of my way to directly help you, you got another thing coming. Everyone is free to directly attack you as far as I'm concerned. Hell, I might try from time to time, just because."

He turned towards his opponents, cocking his head as he did so. "You don't worry either, noobs, I ain't here to end you. Frankly if you can beat Mr Godmodding over here, that's great. I'm just here for commitment-free excitement." Truly the edgiest of gits. "Good news is that I won't try and go all out, I'll just try and make life a little more interesting for us all."

FOCUS - LIGHTNING LORD

He draws his sword, which crackles with (you guessed it) electricity. What else would this guy have as his element?

He charges the Power Jammer with his katana and does an ULTRA COMBO, slashing it repeatedly, short-circuiting it and also cutting clean through it. He then extends this by dashing around each side and doing a constant storm of blade strikes from all angles before he finishes his assault and dashes back to his starting position, a fair bit away from the Godmodder but no longer right next to him. He then sheathes his weapon, and from the sky a truly titanic bolt of lightning comes down in response to a mental command, doing yet more damage to the Jammer.

Welcome, EternalStruggle!

5000 damage to the Power Jammer!

NEW MECHANIC DISCOVERED! Neutral Grayscale!

The Neutral Grayscale defines how much AG - or PG a Neutral leans! Your place on it is decided not by declared allegiancies but by actions! And directly attacking an AG entity puts you immediately down a rung!

NEUTRALADDER:

[N+2]: ???: Buff: ???

[N+1]: ???: Buff: ???

[N]: True Neutral: No buffs or Debuffs

[N-1]: Chaotic Neutral: Debuff: AG entities will attack your entities on their turns!

[N-2]: ???: Debuff: ???

Continue on your path of destruction, and there will be consequences!

Captain.Cat said:
'God damn it! why are the wishes fucking up! okay calm down, panicking will not do you any good.' I take few deep breathes and force myself to relax.'Okay I'm calm, I'm calm. Lets try this again shall we? I wish for the land to stop flying up and to slowly descend back to the ground.' The ground under me and my Army men stops flying up and then slowly begans to go back down towards the battlefield, It will be back on the ground in 3 turns.

'Alright thats much better, Now for the Power Jammer. I wish for energy shield to protect the Power jammer and for it's hitpoints to be restored.' An energy shield Forms around the Power Jammer which has 4000 hitpoints and the Power Jammer gains a measly 500 hitpoints back. 'Not what I had in mind but okay.'

I then turn towards my soldiers and I start barking out orders to them "Engineers build another Refinery so we can keep that Plastic coming!" "Copy that sir!" they yell out in chorus and start the process of building the new Refinery.

"Barracks start making 6 new riflemen, and Soldiers Be ready to fend off enemy forces!" "Yes Sir!" They do a quick salute and start performing their orders.

((I used 1200 plastic this turn. and I have 300 left))

OOC: just going to point out that my army men have the Trait: Biological immunity: Due to being Plastic they cannot be effected with any Biological Based Toxin, poison, pathogen or hallucinogens. this maybe should appiely to the Plastic bugs as well seeing as they are will plastic. which should make both my men and the Plastic bugs unable to be turned into zombies.

If you want to take your army men off the ground, they'll be too panicked and such to do research, meaning you can't advance your army's growth at all! Just hope the field is less chaotic when they make it back to the ground... and that's a really big gamble!

An energy shield is protecting the Power Jammer!, though it's less powerful than you thought! You queue up some orders!

That-Random-Guy said:
Moniker I colllected together all of 'things happening' posts so you can easily threadmark them. Also, these are almost certainly in chronological order from with the first ones the earliest and the last one the most recent. Also, one question: If you apply FOCUS to a action (or actions), is that exactly the same as spreading that action(s) over the number of posts that is optimal for those action(s) or is there some difference?

There. I hope this saves you time.

Edit: I fumbled one of the quotes.

Thanks, this really helps a lot! I'll definitely start threadmarking these posts. A "focused" action/s will have about x2.5 the power of a normal post's worth of actions. So it's more convenient to use focus and fire off your actions in one post, but you'll get more done making three individual posts.

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V:

10 plastic bugs swarm over Chuck Norris's mom, dealing 2000 damage! 20 more dive at the obelisk, dealing 4000 damage to its protective wall! The remaining 13 bite the zombie a lot, dealing 2600 damage to the Sealed Zombie!

AG:

The ground around the Obelisk starts to shake!

The army men all fire at the Sealed Zombie for 660 damage! HQ brings out 3 new engineers and 3 new scientists - a lucky surprise increase! 1000 plastic is harvested from dead bugs!

Norris's mom pleads with Chuck Norris to join the "good" team, despite being injured!

PG:

Angered, Chuck Norris drives over the Plastic Bugs, managing to kill 5 of them! That's what they get for hurting his mother! The godmodder sighs in frustration...

The godmodder needs that Obelisk dead! He walks over, grabs 2 of its attack shields, runs off, and puts them on his Sealed Zombie!

The Sealed Zombie growls in frustration! The situation already looks bleak for him, with or without shields! He saunters over and chomps both the Plastic Bugs AND Norris's Mom! The Plastic Bugs end up 100% zombified - now they're on the PG team entirely unless someone cures them or kills them!

N:

The techmarines all unload on the Sealed Zombie, managing to destroy one of its attack shields!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - captain.cat]Power Jammer: 2340/10000 HP (counteracting Army men mind control)
Energy shield: 3000/3000 HP(protecting Power Jammer)

[AG - MooGoesCow]Obelisk: 5000/5000 HP(summoning super-unit in 4!)(protected from 1 attack)
Wall II: 3000/7000 HP(bodyguarding obelisk)

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(660 total attack):
Riflemen II: 30/30 HP x 17, 15x17A
Machine gunners II: 20/20 HP x 4, 100x4A
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 9, building new refinery(will complete in 1!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 6, researching anti-godmodder bullets(will complete in 1!)
HQ: 2000/2000 HP
Refinery: 1500/1500 HP(producing 200 plastic per turn!)
Barracks: 3000/3000 HP, producing riflemenx6, will complete in 2!)
Possesses 1500 plastic

[AG]Norris's mom: 2000/4000 HP, 1000A (will convince Chuck Norris in 2!)(50% zombified!)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A (25% zombified!)
Thunderhawks: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 1000 x 2A(idle!)

[PG]Chuck Norris in a Jeep: 1000000/1000000 HP for Chuck Norris, 6190/10000 HP for Jeep, 4000A

[PG]Sealed Zombie: 6240/20000 HP, 0 x 2A (Boss)(Zombifying Bites)(protected from 1 attack)
Generator: 2000/2000 HP(does 500 damage to the sealed zombie every turn!)

[PG]Godmodder: 290/300 HP

[V]Plastic Bugs: 700/700 x 38 HP, 200 x 38A

Player list:

Captain.cat
Orange
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute(SIDEQUEST: Cloak Hunt)
MooGoesCow21
Eevee Shadow Bacon
Archon of Ghosts
[N]CaptainNZZZ(Summoning from portal...)
[N-1]EternalStruggle

Cloak Hunt:

Players:
Corebrute

Location:
Abandoned Town(Library)

Books:
On Godmodding, Vol. 1
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Heart and Soul

Moniker · Sep 17, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
Focus: I repair the wall as much as I can and then if I have time left improve it

You fully repair the wall, and improve its max HP by 1000!

Hex123 said:
I use the giant can of bug spray the I summon death to take the zombies to the afterlife

How do you use the bug spray?

Death appears, and intones that it isn't the zombie's time yet! He does slice at the zombie for 3000 damage, however!

Archon of Ghosts said:
*Summons a set of attachable wings and flies out of the pit*

*Engages the Sealed Zombie*

You cut through the sealed zombie's shield!

EternalStruggle said:
"Heh." The man says. "I like me some consequences!" Wow, he really is fearless. What an idiotic git. Idiogit?

Either way, he looks at the Power Jammer and is not too happy to see a newly made energy shield. Looks like it'll be harder to take down than he thought.

FOCUS - SECONDARY BATTERIES

He withdraws a strange spherical device from his jacket pocket with a gloved hand, because of course he has a black (artificial) leather jacket and matching gloves.

He tosses it over at the base of the Jammer, where it begins beeping, faster and faster. Eventually it reaches the point of a continuous high-pitched whine, and explodes in a massive, er, explosion! That takes care of the shield, at least. But wait! Careful review of the events showed that the device didn't explode, it was hit with an explosive shell traveling faster than the speed of sound. Looks like the device was actually just some kind of artillery beacon. And it was quite a shell, too. The kinetic energy alone could probably have done in the shield, it was several tons in weight. And whatever explosive filling it had made it shatter the surrounding ground, sending stone shards everywhere for several dozen meters around, creating a huge crater that the Jammer now rests in.

A long distance away, an oversized levitating fortress reloads one of its secondary guns that had been fired. It then fires a second railgun shell that is a direct hit on the Jammer! That would look very painful if it was on anything living. As it stands, it just laves the jammer a burning husk. Maybe a still functional burning husk, but a burning husk nonetheless.

5000 damage to the Power Jammer! This destroys the Energy Shield, and leaves the main jammer itself on its last legs!

You've fallen a rung on the NEUTRALADDER! Reason: Showing a complete lack of remorse or intent of stopping!

NEW RUNG DISCOVERED!

[N-2]: Cruisin' for a Bruisin': Debuff: You have forsaken your status as a Player, and with it, your invincibility. You're now on the field with an HP bar! If the AGs manage to take you out, you'll be forced to join their team properly, and the rules of this game will prevent you from acting out of turn! However, if you throw the AGs a bone, you can still regain some neutrality... and with it, your invincibility! But you need to work to reseal the rift you and the other players have created!

EternalStruggle has appeared on the field!

CoreBrute said:
"Hmm, I guess I could just take one-what's that in my hand?" Deo looks down and sees the new syringe in his hand. It has Velocity 9 written on the side. "I don't remember even wishing for that." As he injects this new drug into his body, he mutters, "That Godmodder is going to pay for my rehab."

As Deo glows with blue lightning, he blurs across the library, grabbing each of the 3 non-fiction books with the speed equivalent to that of the Flash. As he blurs out of the library, he feels it collpase around him surprisingly fast for being in slow motion.

"Run Deo, Run!" He says, as he legs it, before finally getting out of there, breathing heavily, as the library crumbles behind him.

OOC: FOCUS on Velocity 9ing (aka use Flash level Superspeed) to grab all 3 books and get out of there. If it makes a difference, I went for On Godmodding, Vol. 1 first.

Side note, anyone know of any 'instant rehab' potions or spells or items? Only thing that comes to mind is the Fallout device or something from Rick and Morty.

Lightning-fast, you snatch up all three of the books! But then you realize... maybe you went a little TOO fast! These are old books! They can't take that kind of kinetic energy! 2 of the books burst into flame, and are completely immolated into worthless ashes before you can do anything! Leaving you with the last book, randomly decided... On Players and the Nature of Creativity!

It goes into the QUEST REWARD STASH! This stash keeps all your rewards safe, to be given to you upon return! Once you've finished the quest, you can examine the book at your leisure. It won't even count as an "action" in your turns.

Now, where to next? You exit the worthless library, and size up your other 2 options: The mine, or the dormitories...?

HybridUnity said:
I put an adaptable force shield around chuck norriss mom

Mom shielded from 1 attack!

CaptainNZZZ said:
I make it so the further actions of mine (this turn) are safe from being taken over or distorted or altered as having something I've been summoning for a while be stolen from right under me would be very annoying and frustrating.

You shield your next action from having adverse consequences!

HybridUnity said:
I summon a computer that allows me to hack the GMs computer and edit his next reaction so that one of his health bar numbers is missing

You summon a computer! But wait, do you mean Godmodder? Or Game Master? I've been confused about this before!

CaptainNZZZ said:
Summoning a group of 10 stormtroopers who get the knowledge of how to use Thunderhawks stuffed into their minds I have 8 of them in groups of 4 take control of the pair of Thunderhawks while having the last 2 stormtroopers stand by the lightning generator to defend it from any attacks.

The techmarines board the Thunderhawks in two groups and then have the Thunderhawks fly up to hopefully avoid having them get attacked while ordering them to attack anyone that tries to attack the Thunderhawks if necessary.

The Thunderhawks are now protecting the Techmarines! The stormtroopers give the shield generator some more HP, and the Thunderhawks can now autopilot without needing Techhawks!

CaptainNZZZ said:
Finally the portal finishes it's summoning and from a certain thread (*cough*Destroy the Godmodder*cough*) a massive tower appears, an indestructible and unalterable tower appears, it's windows and doors locked closed and only opening for me. Unfortunately it's abilities and it's internal enhancements seem to have been lost in the transfer to here but still it's great to have it again.

OOC: If an indestructible and unalterable tower doesn't work I'm fine with it being nerfed to being highly durable and resistant to being altered in any way by other players and the Godmodder.

Tower summoned, as a large, high-HP entity! But... does it DO anything?

That-Random-Guy said:
Action 1: For my first action, I heal Chuck Norris's mom using a set of Minecraft instant health potions. They heal and decrease zombification in equal parts. (This action is split between healing and de-zombifying)

The only thing that comes to mind is the talisman of rebirth from Minecraft. It basically gives a big load of really good buffs (temporary extra health, resistance to 'normal' damage, immunity to heat, and a 25% restore) when the wearer would otherwise die.

Action 2: I give Chuck's mom another round of instant health potions, now specialized for de-zombifying. (This action is split between straight healing and de-zombifying at a 1 to 2 ration)

Action 3: Using my remaining time and energy this turn, I attempt to remove a attack shield from the Sealed zombie and then place it around Chuck's Mom.

OOC: There. Though 1 more attack shield wouldn't go amiss, Chuck's mom should be for at least one turn.

In response to your actions, the mom is fully healed, and de-zombified, and given an attack shield!

Double and triple posting aren't normally allowed, but I'll make an exception this time because you do raise a fair question; why make focusing less efficient?

OOC:

It's a gambit to encourage thread activity and keep the thread towards the top of the forum page. The intended way to play is to spread your posts out over the time in-between updates, thus allowing you to adapt to what other players are doing and keeping the thread active! "Focus" is a mechanic meant to let players who can't or won't post at separate times still be effective players. Basically, it's to keep the posts flowing and facilitate a sort of conversation between the players who fight.

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I realize Mom Norris is hurt and hijack a metor, slamming it into the bugs.

I teleport to the library and steal
"On Godmodding, Vol. 1" before returning to space.

I start to charge energy to summon a powerful minion next round.

(The activated button now is now transforming.)

You kill 4 plastic bugs!

But how? The book was burnt! (And you generally can't mess with other player's quests unless you explicitly go to where they are and join them for the ride)

HybridUnity said:
I send my Giant worm at the zombie again

3000 damage to the zombie!

CoreBrute said:
OOC: Moniker how big is Zombie zero-aka the boss zombie? Sizewise I mean. Size of a small building, a skyscraper, basketball player?

Also, while I don't want to wish misfortune on my fellow players, except for the damn neutrals, I hope the zombies (or at least the super zombie) is still around when I get back from my sidequest. I've got a really cool idea on how to deal with them that doesn't involve guns or explosions!

Think about small-building size. It's really big.

Captain.Cat said:
'I wish for a Boeing B-29 Superfortress to fly over the plastic bugs and the Sealed Zombie and bomb them back to the stone age!' Suddenly a B- 29 Bomber appears flying in the air and goes to the targets dropping 24 1000 lb bombs on the Plastic bugs and the sealed zombie. Turning to look at chuck Norris's Mom I yell to my men "Soldiers! Protect that Lady!" "Sir yes Sir!"

You kill 3 plastic bugs and deal the last bit of damage necessary to finish the Sealed Zombie! It keels over, and flops down onto the ground in a flurry! But... wait... is it still breathing and moving?

Your soldiers will bodyguard for the lady if she ends up in a position to take HP damage!

Suddenly, the godmodder clutches at his chest! It was like... a small piece of his being had been stolen from him... a power payment to summon something as good as a sealed zombie! 1 damage to the godmodder! Looks like beating on these things moves you to your main goal, as well as gets them out of your hair!

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AG:

You can hear a sound coming from the Obelisk!

The army men, cheering that the Sealed Zombie appears to be defeated! They all fire at the Plastic Bugs, killing another one! 1600 plastic was harvested from dead bugs this turn! The engineers finish their refinery, doubling plastic production, and the scientists finish researching anti-godmodder bullets, giving the soldiers the ability to hurt the godmodder with their bullets - *IF* they connect - and +5 base attack!

Chuck Norris's mom almost has Norris convinced! Seeing how hard you're working to protect her, Chuck Norris hesitates... he won't act this turn!

PG:

Chuck Norris isn't acting this turn!

The Plastic Bugs group up and throw themselves at the Obelisk, taking away 6000 of the wall's health! They're getting desperate, as their swarm is shrinking and Obelisk draws close to victory!

The godmodder chuckles... they really think they can win, huh? He teleports the Power Jammer right in front of him, down to only a couple hundred HP, and he crushes it under the heel of his boot! In a snap, captain.cat's loyal soldiers are back on Team Godmodder! He immediately gives them orders to start doing stuff, and expends 1000 plastic to ask HQ to call in some elite reinforcements!

Suddenly, the Sealed zombie... yeah, that thing is NOT dead. Previously, only one of the glowing swords in the X-icon on its chest was glowing, but now, BOTH of them are glowing! The Sealed Zombie leaps off the ground, back on its feet, and looses an ear-splitting roar! It is now the UNSEALED ZOMBIE, far more powerful than before! The REAL fight starts now!

He begins his rampage by attacking the Thunderhawks, Eternalstruggle, and the wall protecting the Obelisk, giving 75% zombification to ALL of them! He zombifies faster and attacks three things! Take this fool out fast!

N:

The techmarines, in their Thunderhawks, bomb the Unsealed Zombie for 2000 damage!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Obelisk: 5000/5000 HP(summoning super-unit in 3!)(protected from 1 attack)
Wall II: 2000/8000 HP(bodyguarding obelisk)(75% zombified!)

[AG]Norris's mom: 4000/4000 HP, 1000A (will convince Chuck Norris in 1!)(protected from 2 attacks!)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A (25% zombified!)
Thunderhawks: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 1000 x 2A(carrying Techmarines)(75% zombified!)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 20000/20000 HP

[N]EternalStruggle: 30000/30000 HP(75% zombified!)

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(765 total attack):
Riflemen II: 30/30 HP x 17, 20x17A
Machine gunners II: 20/20 HP x 4, 105x4A
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 9, building new barracks(complete in 2!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 6, researching improved Riflemen(complete in 2!)
HQ: 2000/2000 HP, calling in elites(complete in 2!)
Refineries: 1500/1500 x 2 HP(producing 400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks: 3000/3000 HP, producing riflemenx6, will complete in 1!)
Possesses 2500 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets

[PG]Chuck Norris in a Jeep: 1000000/1000000 HP for Chuck Norris, 6190/10000 HP for Jeep, 4000A

[PG]Unsealed Zombie: 38000/40000 HP, 0 x 3A, Special: Conv-All(Unleashing in 5!)(Boss)(Super Zombifying Bites)
Generator: 2500/2500 HP(does 500 damage to the sealed zombie every turn!)

[PG]Godmodder: 289/300 HP

[V]Plastic Bugs: 700/700 x 30 HP, 200 x 30A (100% zombified)

Player list:
Captain.cat
Orange
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute(SIDEQUEST: Cloak Hunt)
MooGoesCow21
Eevee Shadow Bacon
Archon of Ghosts
[N]CaptainNZZZ
[N-2]EternalStruggle

Cloak Hunt:

Players:
Corebrute

Location:
Abandoned Town

Buildings:
Mine
Dormitories

Reward Stash:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity

Moniker · Sep 18, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
I repair the wall

+2000 HP to the wall!

Hex123 said:
I spray the bugs with the bug spray.

You manage to kill 4 of them! (Remember! No double posting!)

Captain.Cat said:
"Son of of Bitch!" I yell out in rage! and I gaze at EternalStruggle in anger 'I wish for A frag grenade to be fused into his mouth and for it to blow his head off!' A frag grenade appears lodged in EternalStruggle and steadily fused to all of his teeth, the grenade is stuck in a way that his mouth is trapped in a unnatural angle making very painful. the Grenade will blow up in a few seconds.

Feeling a bit more calm now i make another wish 'I wish for a another Power jammer, this time extra strong!' Another Power Jammer appears right next to me.

The grenade explodes, dealing 3000 damage to EternalStruggle!

Another Power Jammer appears! But wait... it isn't working!? Then you realize... the soldier's helmets downloaded a firmware update! They're immune to being "jammed" now! You'll need some other solution!

MooGoesCow21 said:
I then dezombify the wall

-25% wall zombification!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
All right, I'm somewhat of a veteran of this game, so I'll give everyone the basic term commonly used in this game. Please bookmark this so other can easily access this later.

GM: The Godmodder. Used by people who don't what to type the name over and over

OP/DM: Original poster/dungeon master. The God and creator of this thread. DO NOT ATTACK OR YOU WILL REGRET IT.

AG: Anti-Godmodder. All players start here unless stated otherwise. All summoned creatures by the player of this alliance are here by default.

PG: Pro-Godmodder. The enemy of the AG and ally to the Godmodder. Will attack the AG or support the godmodder unless killed or converted.

N: Neutral. These aren't on any team and will not truly support a side. If it is a creature, it will not be openly hostile to anyone unless attacked by a group and will then join the opposing team. If it isn't a creature, it's usually a force of nature both sides will attempt to aim at each other, like a giant flaming meteor heading toward the battle field.

NE: Neutral Evil. These creature will attack anyone near them. Can sometimes be bribed to attack the others team for a while, but ONLY for a while.

NG: Neutral Good. Will heal anyone or let them take shelter with them. DO NOT ATTACK!

I'll add more term as I remember them or as the OP add/creates them.

Some interesting/useful terms, but not totally correct... wait, what's that?

FOCUS: this is basically the charge mechanic from the original game. More charge= more powerful minion/attack. Please add [x/y] (x equal current charge, y equals desired charge) for counting your charge to make it easier for the OP to track. Players can assist other players charge at the cost of one post (1 post =1 charge).

???? What is this ????

MooGoesCow21 said:
If the wall is not full repaired or dezombifyed I will fix that but if it is I will make a energy barrier around the wall

+1000 HP and -15% zombification to the wall!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
FOCUS:
[4/4] Having finished my charging, I summon C'THUN! and many of his various worshipers, like his high priest, MONOCULUS! They create a platform for the cultists to stand on (I am still in space, after all)
OOC: where is everyone again? (I'm in space, and CoreBrute is...somewhere.... Where's everyone else?

Since you're in space, and not on the Hexagonafield, your new summon doesn't enter as an entity just yet!

You are on the HEXAGONAFIELD, a blank, featureless stone plane/plain that appears to stretch endlessly in all directions. Through random teleportation, Corebrute has ended up on an abandoned town on this plain. Above you, there is no sky or sun, but rather, a Hexagon pattern stretching in all directions, with blue light filtering down. It's impossible to tell whether the source of the light is from the hexagons themselves or something above the hexagons.

It should be noted that the "space" you are in is simply an area miles and miles above the ground. The hexagons do not appear any closer than they did when you were on the ground.

That-Random-Guy said:
After surveying the battle field, I focus my strength and for my first action give the Unsealed zombie braces. Strong braces! Tight braces! Hostile Braces! Braces that make it extremely damaging and painful to do anything with your mouth.

After that I shout "Could people please dedicate a few actions to a really strong Power Jammer and a hidden Power Jammer Jammer Jammer (For the godmodder's inevitable Power Jammer Jammer)! We need those soldiers on our side."

The zombie manages to shake off the braces, but not before taking 3500 damage in the process!

HybridUnity said:
I summon swords all around the sealed zombie that pierce into him.
Ooc:Meant the godmodder

The godmodder opens his mouth and spins around rapidly, swallowing all the swords whole! Did I mention he spent seven years mastering sword swallowing?

CaptainNZZZ said:
Frowning I wave my hands over the techmarines and Thunderhawks, working to heal them of this annoying zombification.

I also bring all of them to the Tower and open the door, letting them in before locking the door closed again. That should protect them from being bitten again at least.

-15% zombification from each! The techmarines and Thunderhawks enter the tower! They can't fight while protected like this, but they can't be hurt, either!

Archon of Ghosts said:
*Fails to regain higher mental capabilities... again*

*Summons a drake shackled to his mind to ride*

*Summons armour for the drake*

*engages Unsealed Zombie once again*

3000 damage to the Unsealed zombie!

CaptainNZZZ said:
Ripping a short lived portal open to Elder Scrolls universe I grab Dawnbreaker, the undead slaying sword forged in holy light and with immense speed, toss it into the Unsealed Zombie's chest. Holy flames engulf the Unsealed Zombie's body, the flames beginning to consume the undead flesh the Unsealed Zombie is made of.

"That's what you get for repeatedly biting my stuff, enjoy this experience."

3000 damage to the Unsealed zombie!

EternalStruggle said:
After the grenade explodes, the man rubs his jaw. Visibly unharmed, although a look at his "essence" would reveal some significant enough damage, although it's fairly minor in the grand scheme of things. After being assured everything is still in place, he withdraws a syringe from a trouser pocket and jabs it into his left wrist, depressing the needle.

FOCUS: BINDING SERUM

And... nothing happens? Well, he sighs in relief and it looks like some oddly discolored flesh has returned to normal.

He's doing something to the zombification in his blood, then, but the zombification percentage isn't lowering? Wait, then what's he doing? As if on queue, the man explains.

"That little concoction keeps this pretty face looking that way even when turned into a Z. Would be the biggest tragedy of this little war to lose my handsomeness to the first boss, I reckon." He smirks again, as he usually does. "And my mind fully intact, of course."

But wait, since he'd be helping the Godmodder either way, and there's little mechanical effect for being sane, does that mean he just spent a turn solely on vanity? Yes, he did. Well then.

The godmodder chuckles quietly. And to think, you had a chance to prevent your own zombification. Well, you'll look the part, at least.

CaptainNZZZ said:
Snapping my fingers plates of steel appear on the Generator, increasing it's durability while I also supercharging the Generator with some high performance and top grade fuel so it will do a bit more more damage each turn to that bothersome Unsealed Zombie.

Generator HP slightly increased - generator power doubled!

Captain.Cat said:
"Yeah we're not going to get shit done until that bastard is dead" I say Over to HybridUnity 'I wish for a rifle loaded with Anti Godmodder bullets!' A PTRS-41 appears in my hands and it is loaded with 5 14.5×114mm Anti Godmodder bullets and 15 bullets of the same appear in my pockets 'Okay that's a bit better that what i was asking for, thank you!' I fire 2 rounds At the Godmodder and i shoot the other 3 rounds at EternalStruggle.

The godmodder whips out a PTRS-42 and shoots the bullets aimed at him out of the air with 6 15x115mm Anti godmodder bullet bullets! 2000 damage to EternalStruggle!

That-Random-Guy said:
"Okay, so everyone clearly has their own concerns. Fair enough, that edgelord does need dealing with." I use my second action to create a Mind Control Jammer in a unoccupied part of the battlefield.

OOC: My current plan is to use my third action to create a Mind Control Jammer Jammer Jammer in a hidden spot to cancel the Mind Control Jammer Jammer the godmodder will likely make. Could someone please put a attack shield or wall on the Mind Control Jammer In case the godmodder takes a more direct route? Thanks in advance.

The Mind Control Jammer is not a Power Jammer, but it doesn't do much to help with the soldiers, since their helmets are immune to being jammed in any way!

CoreBrute said:
"Noooo!" I cry out as the two books crumble in my hands. At least the third one was protected in my quest stash.

"I can't just not have those two books vanish for good-oich!" I exclaim as I stub my toe on something.

"A book-the complete works of Harry Dresden?" A lightbulb went off in my head.

"Ivy the Archive I summon thee!" A small girl appears in front me, her eyes deep with wisdom, like a smaller Godmodder.

" You who have memoriesed every piece of written word ever put to paper, I need to ask...do you know the works On Godmodding, Vol. 1 and Heart and Soul?"

"Not until I stepped into this reality but yes. Yes I do." She says adorably.

"Can you transcribe me a copy of each?"

"That would be a waste of my power." She says. "Also, really tedious."

"What about if i gave you this incredibly cute puppy?" I offer, holding one of the cute puppies that were used to damage the Godmodder.

"Oh my god that's so cute, I just want to squeeze his little face!" I hold the doggy out of her eager reach.

"One copy of each book."

"Fine. But I will do it in crayon." She pouts. "Now give me the doggo."

"Pleasure doing business with you." I hand over the puppy to the now happy Archive.

"Great. You'll have them in about 4-5 turns." She makes faces at the puppy.

"4 turns! I could be dead by then!"

"No you can't, you're immortal, read it in Moniker's notes." She teleported away with the puppy.

"Whose Moniker?" I sigh, before heading off to the next part of the quest.

"I wonder what I would have done if I hadn't thought of Ivy?"
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In a parallel timeline, a black suited man stands over a bloody beaten Deo. He picks up a book out of the dying man's jacket.

"Just one more timeline left...." the figure lifts up his head, revealing a psychotic Deo. It starts vibrating wildly, before vanishing in a blur of blue lightning.

Ooc: yes DM I have created a psychotic reality jumping version of Deo for you to use at your leisure. Have fun.

And this is just my first action! Unless the DM posts before I do, in which case FOCUS!!!!

You'll get crayon-copies of these books at the end of your quest!

hungry visitor said:
Dude drops out of time (neutral). "I knew those people would destroy the transcended flux by researching unknown matter-generators!" dude tries to go back in time.

He realizes everything was powered by the transcended flux.

Dude falls to his knees oblivious of the surroundings. The beginning of a huge depression?

Welcome!

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AG:

You can hear Ominous Latin Chanting near the Obelisk!

Norris's mom successfully convinces Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris and his Jeep are now [AG]! To begin his rampage of revenge, he rides straight over the Unsealed Zombie, pulls out his axe, and chops off mountains of flesh! 4000 damage!

PG:

The godmodder thinks we need a little more chaos. He claps his hands together and starts whispering into the abyss, preparing to summon a creature of darkness...

The entire horde of plastic bugs charge the wall protecting the Obelisk, destroying it once again! The army men fire at Norris's mom, destroying one of her attack shields! 1600 plastic was harvested from dead bugs this turn! The barracks finishes and produces six riflemen, and then expends 4000 plastic to start producing 10 new machine gunners! That plastic number is probably way off, but that's about what 10 new gunners are worth, I think.

The Unsealed zombie runs around the field, biting Norris's mom (if she's PG, Chuck will be, too!), EternalStruggle, and the Mysterious Tower, giving 75% zombification to all of them! Eternalstruggle's transformation is complete, and the godmodder is very pleased!

N:

Captain NZZZ's men cower in their tower!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Obelisk: 5000/5000 HP(summoning super-unit in 2!)(protected from 1 attack)

[AG]Norris's mom: 4000/4000 HP, 1000A (protected from 1 attack)(75% zombified!)

[AG]Chuck Norris in a Jeep: 1000000/1000000 HP for Chuck Norris, 6190/10000 HP for Jeep, 4000A

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 20000/20000 HP(containing entities!)(75% zombified!)
[N - CaptainNZZZ]Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A (10% zombified!)
Thunderhawks: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 1000 x 2A(carrying Techmarines)(60% zombified!)

[N]EternalStruggle: 25000/30000 HP(100% zombified!)

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(885 total attack)(godmodder mind-controlled!):
Riflemen II: 30/30 HP x 23, 20x23A
Machine gunners II: 20/20 HP x 4, 105x4A
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 9, building new barracks(complete in 1!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 6, researching improved Riflemen(complete in 1!)
HQ: 2000/2000 HP, calling in elites(complete in 1!)
Refineries: 1500/1500 x 2 HP(producing 400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks: 3000/3000 HP, producing machinegunnersx10, will complete in 3!)
Possesses 500 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets

[PG]Unsealed Zombie: 27500/40000 HP, 0 x 3A, Special: Conv-All(Unleashing in 5!)(Boss)(Super Zombifying Bites)
Generator: 3000/3000 HP(does 1000 damage to the sealed zombie every turn!)

[PG]Godmodder: 289/300 HP(will finish summoning spell in 1 turn!)

[V]Plastic Bugs: 700/700 x 26 HP, 200 x 26A (100% zombified)

Player list:
Captain.cat
Orange
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute(SIDEQUEST: Cloak Hunt)
MooGoesCow21
Eevee Shadow Bacon
Archon of Ghosts
[N]CaptainNZZZ
[N-2]EternalStruggle
hungry visitor

Cloak Hunt:

Players:
Corebrute

Location:
Abandoned Town

Buildings:
Mine
Dormitories

Reward Stash:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Godmodding vol. 1(In Crayon!)
Heart and Soul(In Crayon!)

In the name of speed, I will now start responding to sidequest posts separately from normal updates! Expect threadmarks for these, too.

Moniker · Sep 18, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
I Rebuild the Wall Even Better

MooGoesCow21 said:
I continue to rebuild the wall even better

You reconstruct the wall! But, it's been rebuilt so many times now, it isn't looking as good as it was before...

MooGoesCow21 said:
If the wall isnt fully improved i do that but if it is i build a energy barrier around the wall

Wall protected from 1 attack!

That-Random-Guy said:
As I watch the rampage of Unsealed Zombie, I have a question. "How is is zombifying walls, and towers, and those completely plastic bugs!" (I mutter) "Those are made of rock and plastic, there's nothing there to infect!" Then I look closer, and have an idea. It seems that the Godmodder is leveraging its (and his own) power to circumvent those constraints of logic, which are rather weak here in any event. BUT. What if those constraints were strengthened in just the right spot? Could I make reality itself reject the Sealed Zombie? With that in mind, I use my first action to dodge behind to Mysterious Tower, gather my strength, and focus my concentration to cast

SKYOKAILS'S PARADOX REJECTION

Not this action, of course. This sort of thing involves a bit of charging time.

You prepare...

(NOTE: I generally don't quote/respond to posts that are just preparation/buildup. So don't feel bad if I didn't respond to you, I just didn't see anything that would affect the battlefield.)

Eevee shadow bacon said:
OOC: Charge is how players in the other DtG summoned more powerful minions and preformed more powerful attacks. More turns the player spent charging, the more durable and strong said minion/attack would be. I assumed the FOCUS mechanic was the same. It tends to be the core mechanic the players use to combat the GM, as longer charged minion have better stats and had a higher tolerance to GM interference.

IC: I create a huge platform for my summons to appear on.
I throw the transforming button at the earth.
I start to focus on another summon. [1\14]

Suddenly, you are metaphorically pulled aside and given a stern OOC talking to!

Don't give them any ideas! There's a reason the other veterans aren't here yet! So long as we have a chance to reboot the past, I can prevent the Worst Mechanic from developing!

You start focusing on a new summon! I'll keep track of it, on the playerlist.

CaptainNZZZ said:
Growling at the Unsealed Zombie's actions and it's zombifying of my Mysterious Tower I smash my hands together, the entire Mysterious Tower shaking as I metaphysically rip the zombification from it and after gathering up the metaphysically ripped out zombification begin converting it into something else entirely. (the actual converting will happen in my last post as that's not something I do effectively in one post)

Tower 35% de-zombified!

hungry visitor said:
OOC: I want to join as Neutral Party since my char does not have a reason to help PG or AG (yet).

The survivor takes a nap.

The last days have been very eventful and tiring:
Trying to stop the crazy scientists, persuading the transcended flux to let him warn it if something goes wrong in the future and losing his whole race to mad science.

His eyes fall shut even though the ground is hard and noises from the battlefield invade his ears like distant thunder.

The dice rolled: 7

The Spell discovered an ancient museum of outdated energy-manipulators, a remnant of the ascended flux, 10 living semi-immortal survivors and a ruined unknown matter-generator.

You've been changed to Neutral! You have no position on the Neutraladder as of yet.

CaptainNZZZ said:
I continue to metaphysically rip and collect the zombification from the Mysterious Tower, preparing to convert it to something else for a very soon use.

Taking a second to focus on other related things I make it so that each time the Unsealed Zombie tries to bite something a 1 HP, 1 A golem made of trash will and be bitten and thus zombified instead of whatever the Unsealed Zombie was going for. The golems will also attack the Unsealed Zombie as soon as they appear, pathetically punching the Unsealed Zombie's tongue when they appear to at the bites instead.

Tower totally de-zombified!

The golems will try to stop the zombie from biting anything at 1 HP... but the zombie bites don't do damage! They only zombify!

HybridUnity said:
I inject a needle with dezombifying liquid into chuck norriss mums arm

-25% de-zombification!

Clockwork Imperium said:
I sit from the top of a hill and summon a bag of popcorn to watch the show going on.

Welcome! Glad to hear you're enjoying the show...

That-Random-Guy said:
Once I properly prepare my spell, I start deciding where to direct the resultant blast. After seeing CaptainNZZZ 's work, I decide that it makes the most sense to directly blast the Sealed Zombie with the directed backlash created by my spell. As such, I focus and cast

SKYOKAIL'S PARADOX REJECTION on it.

The sheer ILLOGICITY of the Unsealed Zombie slaps it in the face! The zombie is too stupid to realize how stupid it is, and so is not obliterated, but the sheer backlash still deals 6000 damage!

CoreBrute said:
"Well good news." I hold out my hand to him. "So do we. Barring some dirty neutrals.

"Let's go show that Modder hell." And if Cloak takes his hand to rejoin the fight, that's when the last of the Herpex kicks in to teleport them back to the fight.

OOC: Unless something else was supposed to happen in the sidequest that interrupts me of course.

Cloak: Yeah. The godmodder might blow me away again, but I guess there's no point in sitting around waiting.
Cloak: I won't abandon you. I promise!

With that, you both return to the battlefield!

SIDEQUEST COMPLETE!

Rewards:

Cloak joins you on the battlefield!

Acquired three books, only one of which is non-crayoned in! They're been added to the COLLECTIVE PLAYER INVENTORY, to be shared by all! Read them at any time, and I'll respond with the lore separately from these updates. It does not cost an action.

Hex123 said:
focus: I summon a giant ball of entropy in the middle of the field

Giant ball of entropy summoned! It will randomize any entity you order it to!

Captain.Cat said:
'Goddammit of course it would not work' I Glare in silent rage about the power jammer no longer working. 'Well if I can't jam it I'll delete it! I wish for the mind control on my army men to be deleted!' Suddenly a hacker with a super laptop next to me and starts trying to hack into the mainframe as to delete the mind control of the Army men. This will take 5 turns!

"Yeah I guess it would have been to easy for me if it had just deleted itself then and there." 'I wish for the next three attacks aim at the Hacker to be redirected to hit the Godmodder instead!'

Hacker summoned! But, alas! It seems the godmodder has an infinite amount of backup counters just for stupid situations like this... He summons his own hacker... with an ULTRA LAPTOP!

HACKER BATTLE BEGUN! If your hacker wins, you gain control of the army men! If the godmodder's hacker wins, then their default alignment is switched to PG, as the helmets download a final firmware update: NEUROSYNTHESIS. You'd better assist your own hacker!

CaptainNZZZ said:
With the gathered zombification I convert it to the perfect counter of such unusual and potent diseases, the Cure. I infuse the Cure into the Mysterious Tower, purging any of the zombification (if any remains on the Mysterious Tower) and granting the Mysterious Tower a useful ability, being immune to being infected by things like zombification due to the fact the Cure is infused into the Mysterious Tower's very essence.

The Mysterious tower now has immunity to zombification!

That-Random-Guy said:
For my last action this turn I quickly copy the Cure CaptainNZZ applied to the tower and use as much of it as I can to de-zombify Chuck Norris' mom.

-30% zombification!

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AG:

Captain.cat's hacker wires the administrator, gaining 10% hacking!

Cloak surveys the situation...

Cloak: Yup. Sealed enemies. They make everything worse. Frankly, I'm surprised there aren't more zombies. Let's take this guy out.

Cloak throws 2 knives into the Unsealed zombie's eyes, dealing 3000 damage!

The Obelisk is obscured in a white light!

Norris's Mom and Chuck Norris team up, crushing Plastic bug after Plastic bug together! They manage to take out 7!

PG:

The godmodder's hacker downloads the mainframe, gaining 20% hacking! Looks like captain.cat is at an immediate disadvantage... help out his hacker, or it's sure defeat!

The army men, giving up on the Obelisk, fire at the Mysterious Tower for 885 damage! The Plastic bugs join in, crushing the tower's bricks for 3800 damage! The army also upgrades the riflemen, doubling their base stats! Commandos arrive as per HQ's request! A new barracks is constructed! The godmodder gives them new orders, preparing to strengthen the army ever further... 1400 plastic is harvested from dead bugs! Looks like their major source of plastic is running low...

The Unsealed zombie goes right for the Entropy Ball, Chuck Norris's mom, and Chuck Norris's Jeep! +75% zombification to all of them!

The godmodder finishes his summoning! Suddenly, out of the ground, a puppy emerges! Aww... it's so adorable! It's just the cutest little thing you've ever seen, with those adorable eyes, those cute little paws with claws that could tear anything to shreds in seconds, that total immortality, the tongue that and hugs that would brutally crush anything that recieved them...

...Oh no.

Someone give that dog attention. Or else.

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

HACK BATTLE:
Captain.cat ++++====== Godmodder

[AG - Hex123]Entropy Ball: 5000/5000 HP, (randomize)A(75% zombified!)

[AG]Cloak

[AG - MooGoesCow]Obelisk: 5000/5000 HP(summoning super-unit in 1!)(protected from 1 attack)
Wall III: 4000/4000 HP(bodyguarding Obelisk!)(protected from 1 attack)

[AG]Norris's mom: 4000/4000 HP, 1000A (protected from 1 attack)(95% zombified!)

[AG]Chuck Norris in a Jeep: 1000000/1000000 HP for Chuck Norris, 6190/10000 HP for Jeep(75% zombified), 4000A

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 15315/20000 HP(containing entities!)(zombie immunity)
[N - CaptainNZZZ]Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A (10% zombified!)
Thunderhawks: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 1000 x 2A(carrying Techmarines)(60% zombified!)

[PG]Cute Puppy: Playfulness level: Average

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(1480 total attack)(godmodder mind-controlled!):
Riflemen III: 60/60 HP x 23, 35x23A
Machine gunners II: 20/20 HP x 4, 105x4A
Commandos: 100/100 HP x 5, 50x5A
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 9, building new refinery(complete in 2!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 6, researching improved refinery production(complete in 3!)
HQ: 2000/2000 HP
Refineries: 1500/1500 x 2 HP(producing 400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks: 3000/3000x2 HP, producing machinegunnersx10, will complete in 2!)
Possesses 2400 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets

[PG]Unsealed Zombie: 16500/40000 HP, 0 x 3A, Special: Conv-All(Unleashing in 3!)(Boss)(Super Zombifying Bites)
Generator: 3000/3000 HP(does 1000 damage to the sealed zombie every turn!)

[PG]Godmodder: 289/300 HP

[V]Plastic Bugs: 700/700 x 19 HP, 200 x 19A (100% zombified)

Player info:

Captain.cat
Orange
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute(SIDEQUEST: Cloak Hunt)
MooGoesCow21
Eevee Shadow Bacon(C'Thun waiting in the wings)(1/14 New Summon)(SIDEQUEST: Very Winnable Sidequest)
Archon of Ghosts
[N]CaptainNZZZ
[N-2]EternalStruggle(SIDEQUEST: Very Winnable Sidequest)
[N]hungry visitor

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Godmodding vol. 1(In Crayon!)
Heart and Soul(In Crayon!)

Moniker · Sep 19, 2017

Clockwork Imperium said:
Feeling bored, I then summon 5 Squads of Imperial Guardsmen with Chimeras and a Leman Russ Battle Tank and drive towards CaptainNZZZ.

OOC: There's no limit on what you can summon, right?

TankChimeraGuardSquad summoned!

Oh, you can summon whatever. But do remember that abuse of anything tends to backfire.

Captain.Cat said:
"Okay how to help out in a hacker battle? Hmmm... oh and theres a Dog, Guess I need to do something about it as well." I twist my mustache in through for a few moments, before then looking pleased. "Yes that should help" 'I wish for the PG Hacker's laptop to have coffee spilled on it by a clumsy maid! Also a wish for a big dog biscuit to be tied around the Unsealed Zombie neck!'

Suddenly a Japanese school girl wearing a maid outfit is walking towards the PG Hacker but then she slips on a banana peel causing the coffee and the desert cake that where on the tray to start falling right at the PG Hackers Laptop! A large Dog biscuit appears tied around the Unsealed Zombie neck, It looks very tasty!

PG hacker's computer got messed up! He can't act this turn!

You accidentally summon... a tiny dog biscuit around the zombie's neck! Maybe with a few more, you could lure that dog over...

MooGoesCow21 said:
I make a anti helmet Shell

Anti-helmet shell made!

Codelyoko22 said:
I appear out of nowhere equipped with a determined anime face, prepaired to fight and defeat the big evil gamemaster.

....and then run the hell away.

Welco- oh, you're gone. I'll add you to the playerlist as soon as you make an action affecting the battlefield.

Eevee shadow bacon said:
Send the dog to me.

Who would send the dog to you? The godmodder? You'll probably have to go yourself.

Hex123 said:
I form the giant ball of entropy into a tennis ball sized clump and use it as a play ball for the puppy

You get a queasy feeling in your stomach as the puppy grabs the tennis ball in its mouth with glee. This might not go so well.

MooGoesCow21 said:
I make a platform in space

The way is prepared...

CoreBrute said:
"You say something Cloak?" I say with my head in the Godmodding book. "These crayon text are a bit tough to read..."

After going through Vol 1, I look up.

"Oh the Zombie is still here? Luckily I came prepared." I pull out two items.

"The Zing Zom Bone shen gong wu can turn those around me into zombies. This Reversing Mirror can reverse the effect of Shen Gong Wu. Together," I hold both items together as they glow,

"I can reverse Zombiesm! Gong Ye Tenpai!" I yell as I blast those afflicted with zombiesm with the anti zombie beam. All of them (except for Eternalstruggle the traitor) before finally aiming at the Sealed zombie.

"I don't know what you will turn into when you're not a zombie," I say though gritted teeth. "But I hope you're grateful!"

OOC: I am Focusing this post.

The wave of anti-zombieism covers the entire field, reducing EVERYBODY'S zombification by 15%! Finally, it converges on the zombie itself, burning right through and dealing 5000 damage!

CaptainNZZZ said:
Conjuring up MATERIALS! I give the techmarines the job of repairing the Mysterious Tower from the inside and yes they did unload from the Thunderhawks inside the Mysterious Tower when ordered to repair.

I send the two Thunderhawks out of the Mysterious Tower to attack the army men.

Then I do this again, pointing how what it's supposed to do in more detail this time.

'I make it so that each time the Unsealed Zombie tries to bite something a 1 HP, 1 A golem made of trash (their stats only) will appear and be bitten and thus zombified instead of whatever the Unsealed Zombie was going for. (what they're doing).'

The two thunderhawks leave the tower to fight! The techmarines will remain inside the tower and repair it! ...But since they can't go outside, it'll be a pretty slow job!

One of the Unsealed zombie's bites this turn neutralized!

Archon of Ghosts said:
Let's roll the wheel of powers shall we? (since I drank a Cauldron vial)

*What is the power of the vial? I roll a 1d6 -> 4. Medium potency, 2 power rolls, main power roll cannot exceed 8, secondary power roll cannot exceed 4*
*What is the main power class? I roll a 1d12 -> 3. Brute*
*Power of the main power? I roll a 1d12 (if over 8, reduce it to 8) -> 11 (reduced to 8). Borderline A-class Brute*
*Brute Power? I roll 3d8 -> 6, 8, and 1. Permanent growth in strength and toughness for damage taken, Potent Regeneration, doubled muscle density and improved flexibility*
*What is the secondary power class? I roll a 1d12 -> 4. Breaker*
*Power of the secondary power? I roll a 1d6 (if over 4, reduce it to 4) -> 2. Minor Breaker*
*Breaker Power? I roll a 1d2 -> 2. Immunity to effects of temperature, heat, acids, diseases, poisons, electricity, and radiation*
*Stability of the powers? I roll a 1d10 -> 3. Unstable, Mutations are imposed*
*Severity of Mutations? I roll a 1d6 -> 4. Humanoid.*

I fall into unconsciousness after drinking the vial, and my body shifts in response to the unstable nature of some Cauldron vials. The Berserker armour sheds itself as a carapace layer bursts out alongside sounds of snapping bones and ripping skin, covering me. Horns sprout from my head, giving me a jagged crown amidst the dark carapace that encloses it. The legs twist and snap as they become double jointed, and then the carapace extends itself over it too. Various odd sounds accompany the end stages of the transformation as the regeneration asserts itself on the altered biology, mending shattered bone and ripped muscles, tendons, blood vessels, and nerves.

You are now MUTATED!

CaptainNZZZ said:
"Hello there? Mind helping me against these attacking plastic bugs and army men?" I shout to him.

With a wave of my hand a group of Tactical Marines under my control behind the Plastic Bugs, attacking them from the rear.

OOC: For their stats let's use the same as the techmarines but without the ability to repair and build stuff.

The tactical marines sprout up behind the plastic bugs, attacking and destroying 3 of them! However, the godmodder notices that... really? 2 of basically the same entity? Now that's just not fair. The godmodder insists on perfectly 100% fair play. In the name of fairness, he bribes the tactical marines with infinity dollars, and they swear eternal allegiance to the godmodder!

Tactical marines added! On the godmodder's side!

That-Random-Guy said:
I hit the Unsealed Zombie with a iron ball of stunning, inhibiting it's ability to act and to resist anything that requires willpower to deal with. Then I shout "HybridUnity this is your chance to capture it! Its at low health and I've weakened it's resistance!"

3000 damage to the Unsealed zombie! It's looking stunned and weak...

CaptainNZZZ said:
Casting ny gaze into the sky three flaming meteors appear and rapidly descend towards the ground. After a few seconds they each separately slam into three different things, one hitting the army men, one hitting the Plastic Bugs, and the last flaming meteor hitting the Unsealed Zombie on it's head.

"This is what happens when you attack and negatively affect my stuff, you get hit with flaming rocks from the sky!" I shout as the flaming meteors hit.

5 riflemen killed! 1 plastic bug killed! 1000 damage to the unsealed zombie!

Ralyx said:
A solitary wanderer watches the clusterfuck unfold from an adjacent dimension. Upon seeing the situation, I release a sigh that seems to embody the weight of eons, before moving to intervene.

An Emergency Stasis Unit appears on the HEXAGONAFIELD! Should any sophont entity die, the ESU instead digitizes, isolates, and atemporally preserves them at 1 HP.

I then proceed to read all books in the Shared Inventory.

Emergency Stasis Unit has appeared! The next time ANY sentient entity dies, it will be preserved!

Reading ALL the books at once? What are you, a robot? Nobody can take in that much information! Choose some more specific reading material!

Archon of Ghosts said:
I awaken, and feel the changes, the mutations, but most importantly: the powers.

I engage the Godmodder once more

With all your mutations, you rush at the godmodder! The godmodder is getting quite tired of your ridiculous persistence! Engaging him simply isn't enough! You'll need to work out some more specific tactics other than being really strong!

The godmodder strips you of your abilities. Not by curing you, but by forcibly ripping out all of your mutations. It hurts a little.

Captain.Cat said:
'I also wish for my hacker's laptop to be liquid proof!' The AG Hacker's laptop is now Liquid proof!

Your hacker's laptop is now liquid proof!

HybridUnity said:
I throw a master ball at the sealed zombie

You've gotta be the VERY BEST!

With a tear in your eye, the Master Ball soars through the air! In a flash of blinding light, the Unsealed Zombie is absorbed into the ball! It clatters onto the ground...

Ba-dump...

Ba-dump...

Ba-dump...

...

*click*

DA NA NA! NANANANANA!

You did it! You captured the Unsealed zombie! NOW TO REGISTER IT TO YOUR POKEDEX!

ERROR ERROR ERROR

EJ#IORO@@ POKEMON NOT FOUND ANDJ#29u45$ DELETING ALL DATA

Well, there goes the 1,432 hours you spent catching them all. But, at least you still hav-

PC ERROR PC ERROR - THIS POKEMON CANNOT BE DEPOSITED IN PC

DELETING ALL POKEMON

PC DATA WIPED CLEAN

...

Well... all your pokemon are dead now...

INCLUDING THE UNSEALED ZOMBIE! YOU KILLED IT! GOOD JOB!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
FOCUSx2: I grab STARCALIBUR.
I summon the cult of C'THUN! and the star praying to him, slowly increasing his power.

Eternalstruggle blocks your grab! C'thun's followers are now praying to him!

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V:

The Plastic bugs are freed from zombification now! 10 of them swarm all over the TankChimeraGuardSquad, dealing 2000 damage! The other 5 dive at and kill 5 riflemen!

AG:

The AG hacker types really fast, gaining 10% hacking!

C'thun and the Seraph use their basic attacks on the plastic bugs, killing 9 of them! The tankchimeraguardsquad drives over some Tactical Marines, killing 6 of them! Cloak, very approving of your takedown of the Unsealed zombie, pauses and takes some time to clap for you!

Cloak: Excellent. Those sealed enemies are bad, bad news. Luckily, the godmodder only seems to bring them in at specific thresholds. And I haven't seen him use more than one at a time.
Cloak: Wait... what's that in his hand?

Chuck Norris and his mom both ride over the Tactical marines, finishing off the last of them! Wow! They didn't make it a single turn! Suddenly, Ralyx's stasis machine activates, and the Tactical Marines are preserved within! It is Ralyx's decision what to do with them...

The Obelisk finally finishes! It has summoned a SUPER UNIT! It has summoned... the EXAMON! Now, you have an elite of your own! It almost looks like you have the advantage right now! Maybe... now would be a good time to wail on the godmodder himself?

PG:

The cute puppy, barking, is now PLAYFUL! He brings the Entropy Ball over to the players, and starts waggling it around! He's getting randomness EVERYWHERE! Throw it at an entity, fast!

The army men shoot at C'thun's worshippers, dealing 1130 damage! They harvest 2600 plastic from dead bugs! They also start work with the HQ on getting those barracks unlocking new unit types!

The godmodder himself gets another pang in his chest. With the unsealed zombie fully dead, he loses another 1 HP. Good job, players.

However... he spends his turn this turn equipping Starcalibur.

1 OF 7 WEAPONS ACQUIRED.

The godmodder grins. Evilly. Wickedly. The first of seven. And you haven't even taken off 1/7 of his HP yet. A small drop of blood drips from his palm. Equipping that thing made him take 1 damage. But it was worth it. So, so worth it.

Starcalibur:
The sword of speed. The blade of stars. A blade that imbues you with the sheer energy of an entire star. Not metaphorically. Literally. Equipping a weapon this powerful takes a small portion of your life force - but the stronger you are, the less that portion is. It is part of the set of the seven ultimate weapons. All who hold it can act twice as often.

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder!
-Kill Eternalstruggle to force him to join the AG side!

Minor tasks:

Help captain.cat win the hack battle and gain control of the army men!
Keep the Cute Puppy entertained before it destroys everything, and find some way to deal with it permanently!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

HACK BATTLE:
Captain.cat +++++===== Godmodder

[AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]C'Thun: 100000/100000 HP(takes x10 damage), 4000A (deathly touch)(paranoic stare)
Seraph: 5000/5000 HP, 2500A
C'thun's worshippers: 870/2000 HP, restores 10000 HP to C'thun per turn

[AG - ImperialClockwork]TankChimeraGuardSquad: 4000/6000 HP, 2000A

[AG - Hex123]Entropy Ball: 5000/5000 HP, (randomize)A(being played with by puppy!)

[AG]Cloak

[AG - MooGoesCow]Examon: 30000/30000 HP, 6000A, Special: Dragconic Impact(Unleashing in 5!)(Space attack!)

[AG]Norris's mom: 4000/4000 HP, 1000A (protected from 1 attack)

[AG]Chuck Norris in a Jeep: 1000000/1000000 HP for Chuck Norris, 6190/10000 HP for Jeep, 4000A

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 15315/20000 HP(containing entities!)(zombie immunity)(+1000 HP per turn)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A (inside tower)
Thunderhawks: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 1000 x 2A

[N - Ralyx]Stasis Machine: 10/10 HP(Preserving Tactical Marines x 10!)

[N]Eternalstruggle: 22000/30000 HP

[PG]Cute Puppy: Playfulness level: Playful(playing with Entropy Ball!)

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(1130 total attack)(godmodder mind-controlled!):
Riflemen III: 60/60 HP x 13, 35x13A
Machine gunners II: 20/20 HP x 4, 105x4A
Commandos: 100/100 HP x 5, 50x5A
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 9, building new refinery(complete in 1!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 6, researching improved refinery production(complete in 2!)
HQ: 2000/2000 HP, developing new barracks upgrade(complete in 3!)
Refineries: 1500/1500 x 2 HP(producing 400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks: 3000/3000x2 HP, producing machinegunnersx10, will complete in 1!)
Possesses 5400 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets

[PG]Godmodder: 287/300 HP (Starcalibur - x2 actions)

[V]Plastic Bugs: 700/700 x 6 HP, 200 x 6A

Player info:

Captain.cat
Orange
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
Eevee Shadow Bacon(1/14 New Summon)
Archon of Ghosts
[N]CaptainNZZZ
[N-2]EternalStruggle
[N]hungry visitor

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Godmodding vol. 1(In Crayon!)
Heart and Soul(In Crayon!)

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We are now proud to announce Defeat the Godmodder's FIRST OFFICIAL UPDATE.

DEFEAT THE GODMODDER: VERSION 1.1!

Changelog:
-ITINERARY ADDED! This should help you keep track of objectives.
-NEW STORY CUTSCENE ADDED! It plays right after you beat the first boss.
-All entities owned by the same player are now "grouped" together, in addition to sub-entities.
-Many other minor changes and additions
-Stability improvements

You should see the Itinerary right above the entity list! Please stay tuned for more in the neat future!

Moniker · Sep 19, 2017

Only a short ways from the Hexagonafield, several Players spy through a telescope.

???: They did it. They took out the first Sealed enemy.

???: No way! Let me see.

???: Here you go. I'm telling you, this group isn't a joke. Not like the last one.

???: What odds would you give them of winning?

???: Winning? Maybe getting 50 HP down, but at this point -

???: Oh yes YES you're right! They did take it out! They have a chance!! They're gonna win!

???: No, you heard what Cera said. It's too early to tell. Too early for us to do anything.

???: Cloak is with them! Oh, and the godmodder has a starry thing!

???: Starry thing? Give me that! Hey!

???: Why do you have to be so mean!? We can't write them off as dead when they just killed a big boss!

Cera: We aren't writing them off as dead. We're just-

???: I was wrong. We have to intervene. Soon.

Cera: What?

???: The godmodder has the first weapon.

Cera: What!? NO!

???: Well... that's bad news... but at least we get to fight again!

Cera: You don't understand, Jamie! This means -

???: It means this ends. One way, or another. Now come on. There's no point in watching any longer.

The three players retreat elsewhere.

Moniker · Sep 20, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
Examon Flies up to space then fires the Antihelmet Shell that destroys all helmets in the area then i make a Anti Player Shell

Examon flies up into space, and blasts with the anti-helmet shell! However, the Army men's helmets are so linked to them by now that simply destroying them would destroy the brains of all the army men as well! At the last second, they panic and take cover... behind the AG hacker! The AG hacker is hit with the full force of the Anti-Helmet shell! But... since he's invincible, he absorbs the knowledge of how to beat the helmets!

AG hacker powers up!

CaptainNZZZ said:
OOC: Tactical Marines so basically the same entity techmarines in the Godmodder's eyes, good to know for the future reference.

"You know what I need? some more of a power base." I say. "But first, might as well protect my next actual action from adverse affects and being taken over."

Waving my hands in strange patterns I induce a act of protection to achieve just that, losing more of my stuff embarrassingly like with the tactical Marines is preferably to be avoided in the future after all.

Your next action won't backfire too horribly!

MooGoesCow21 said:
I Lay Down Wards that prevent my next thing summoned from being hijacked by the Godmodder

Same as last post!

Clockwork Imperium said:
OOC: Is that just one entity all together or can my Leman Russ Tank, Chimeras and Guardsmen act independently from each other?

Looks like trying to summon three wholly different entities at once fused them into an unholy abomination! I guess... I guess you could try to tell them to split up...

Ralyx said:
Finishing charging energy, I cast the Fidelius Charm on the ESU, enshrouding the secret of its existence with myself as the Secret Keeper.

You... mean the Stasis machine, I assume? The existence is now shrouded from the battlefield!

MooGoesCow21 said:
I Cast a portal that will take 5 turns to make that summons constant Space Engineer Reinforcements

A portal starts to form up! You'll have to keep channeling energy to keep it from fizzling out, though!

CoreBrute said:
OOC: I said I was reading Godmodder Vol 1 in my last post GM. Did I finish it? You said it didn't cost an action to read.

IC: I gape at seeing the Godmodder gain Starcalibur. "Cloak, if you have any advise on how to deal with these weapons, please share with the others." I point at the ground in front of me.

Action 1: "Digitizer Lazer!" A large metal lazer emitter appears in front of me. I yell out, "I'm gonna help my friend win the hack. If anyone else wants into cyberspace, feel free to join me."

Action 2: "Now to get suicidal." I create a plastic imitation of Soulcalibur (none of the powers obviously, it's just a prop) with the same weight. "I cast Trade Items!" The intent is to swap my fake prop with the Modder's actual godlike weapon. (I don't think I'm strong enough to pick it up, but even if I drop it, I drop it in front of me, in front of the lazer)

Action 3: Whether the spell works or not, the lazer activates, blasting me with a blue light, digitizing me (and maybe the sword if I'm lucky) before sending me to the virtual world help Captain Cat win the hack. Tron style.

Cloak: Those weapons... I don't know much about them. I think some of the others knew more, but I knew there was a very good reason why the godmodder wasn't SUPPOSED to be able to get his hands on them.
Cloak: Another thing I know: Him having even one of those legendary weapons is really, really bad. They buff their user, and adding a buff onto the godmodder's already-formidable power makes him... well, you can see it.
Cloak: The more he has, the worse things will get for us.

You go ALL DIGITAL and join the CYBERNET!

Your cyber self dives through the computer screen, and ends up on... the other side? No, really, it's like you're still in the Hexagonafield, but now you're digital! And looking super cool! You fire a quick attack off at an enemy, and it just goes right through. Looks like you can't affect any of the other entities while you're like this.

Suddenly, you see something in the middle of the battlefield... something nobody else can see! It's a being of pure digital energy and malice, something with complete control of the digital environment... and something on the godmodder's side. Looks like it's digitally manipulating the Army men. If you can kill this thing, then winning the hacking battle should be a cinch!

(OOC: While in cyberspace, you can't hurt any normal enemies on the battlefield, at least not without thematically-appropriate attacks. But you CAN hurt the Sysadmin! Take him out!)

Captain.Cat said:
The Japanese school girl wearing a maid outfit Is terribly sorry and in order to make amends She takes the PG hackers laptop and starts trying to clean it, She is not doing a very good job of it and may actually be making it worse!

I call out to CoreBrute."Good luck buddy, let me know if there is anything I can do to help you!" Then I Look at the dog I pick up the Entropy Ball and I say to the dog. "You like fetch right? Well go get it!" I toss the Entropy Ball at Eternalstruggle.

The PG hacker screeches at the school girl and grabs his laptop back, but snaps off a keyboard key in the process! His strength is crippled slightly!

You throw the Entropy Ball at Eternalstruggle!

Hex123 said:
"I will join you core brute!"
1: I will make a netrunner style deck
2: I will make the sword from Hack 'n' Slash
3: I make a fire wall to stop my brain being hacked

You leap into CYBERSPACE, and get ready to fight the Sysadmin!

CaptainNZZZ said:
With a boom the structure, the Eagle's Nest, finishes being formed. It's appearance is one of a large metal eagle, it's metallic feathers gleaming in the light.

It's function however is not being a giant metal eagle entity as it might seem at glance, it's a spawner. Every turn the eagle shaped structure will spring open, letting out the created eagle, a unnaturally large and powerful bird.

I issue orders to my Thunderhawks to defend the Mysterious Tower and the Eagle's Nest from attack.

OOC: So two posts to create a spawner that makes a super-sized eagle every turn.

The Eagle Spawner appears, ready to make eagles! The Thunderhawks take a defensive stance around it! Now... what are these guys doing other than defending?

HybridUnity said:
I summon a portal gun and put a portal above and below the Godmodder sticking him in an endless loop

The godmodder slowly tucks in, and speeds up, faster and faster and faster! Eventually, he KICKS, giving him just enough momentum to move through the air and escape the portals!

Then the godmodder remembers that he had flying powers the whole time. He facepalms.

1 damage.

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I order a cultist to entertain the puppy.
I sucker-punch the GM for real this time.
The button land behind the GM and turns into the Spanish Inquisition, who backstab the GM, because NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition.

One of your cultist tries to approach the puppy, and the puppy immediately bends his head down, and gives them big, drooly doggy kisses! When his head bends back up, the cultist isn't there anymore...

Vandalgyon said:
Focused action:

I appear and summon an e-guitar and a magical subwoofer and speakers that start at 11 to provide Ralyx with a suitable power up theme song to improve his efforts and possibly speed them up.

You power up Ralyx, with whatever it is he's doing!

That-Random-Guy said:
Moniker, what are the rules for player crafted items? The thing I am planning on starting soon counts as one from some perspectives, and its also something I'd like to know in general.

Also, I have an idea for how to allow for really powerful actions: require fluff. To be more precise, if a player wishes to repeatedly put a action into charging a big attack every turn, require that they add a bit of detail into how they do so beyond a certain threshold. That way, people actually have to think if they want to do something really amazing. This is my suggestion.

Anyway, for my first action I heal C'thuns worshipers with some Minecraft splash healing potions and then use the rest of my action to set up the foundation of a wall around them. This will help with the wall I build in my second action.

Player-crafted items? Hmmm... I generally like to add things as I go and decide how things work on a case-by-case basis. If you have a specific idea you'd like to discuss with me, you can outline it here or by PM. If you do it on-thread I'll probably respond to it in an update, so PM is a better option for a faster response.

Require fluff? That's sort of the case already, though I'm not particularly strict on that note.

+3000 HP to C'thun's worshippers!

Codelyoko22 said:
I dissaper and reapper again.... And throw the Determined Anime Face Mask at the Godmodder cause its kindof heavy to wear and it might as well be put to use.

It lands on the godmodder's face perfectly, and makes him look AWESOME.

That-Random-Guy said:
For my second action I build a protective wall around the C'thun worshipers with a boost from the foundations from my previous action.

Wall built around C'thun's worshippers!

hungry visitor said:
(5 turns from summoning ancient technology)

He disappeared. How rude.

A dude sees the determined man throwing his face at the warrior. Wat.

The warrior now has a sword.

This is quite confusing. Maybe everyone beside the dude is insane?
Wouldn't that mean that the one they attack is sane?

He did not know this but proceeded by asking the godmodder.

"Hello. My name is HV and I came here by timetravel. I just wanted to ask what is going on..." HV pointed at the chaos around him "... here?"

The godmodder stares at you. It's only for a second, but his gaze is just so... so... well, it feels like an eternity. Maybe one of the players would be more helpful.

That-Random-Guy said:
For my last action, I summon a shoggoth but with as much power as possible put into its ability it's ability to regenerate nigh-instantly anything that isn't fire or a really good banishment spell.

Shaggoth summoned! You fool! It is immediately angry with you - it's SHAGGOTH, not Shoggoth! CLEARLY! It's so mad, it waltzs right over and joins the godmodder's side!

EternalStruggle said:
"Hrmph." The figure says, now cured of zomification. "That was none too pleasant."

He wheels around on the Godmodder. "You, I feel, have been taking me for granted. I will also admit I both overestimated and underestimated you. Underestimated because I thought you couldn't mind control me with the binding serum, overestimated because I thought you'd be smart enough not to. I totally get why you wanted to mind control me, but with such a temporary method? Foolishness. These noobs aren't that bad, you know. Although since it was to get a super-legendary weapon, perhaps it was worth it." He smirks. "But despite that, I got a present for ya anyway." Suddenly, a detonator is in his right hand, and he presses the red button atop the silver cylinder.

Suddenly, Starcalibur erupted, exploding from a reality shattering bomb that had been attached to it when he touched it earlier.

(OOC: Those were always there on my last post, as you'll see by noting I didn't edit it at any point and that you can see the lines if you highlight my post. I also promise not to use invisitext again, seeing as while once is cunning and fun spamming it just means the GM has to highlight every post with no actual benefit to either party, and that's bleh.)

Due to its legendary status, the sword survives, as does the Godmodder, but the latter very much doesn't survive without some damage. Despite its minuscule size, the bomb tore apart spacetime, fraying the fabric of reality and generally ensuring utter devastation in the local area, irrespective of any armor or defenses the target could possess. It would hurt, a lot.

"Amazing where simple sleight of hand will get you, right?" The man said, grinning like a madman.

First, writing up attacks for the godmodder so that you could still be in control without the godmodder removing everything, taking advantage of my laziness? Then, sneaking invisitext in there? You madman.

The godmodder absorbs the entirety of the reality-shattering bomb into his frame, while politely clapping at you for your achievement. And grinning at the vengeance he's about to inflict.

3 damage.

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V:

The Plastic bugs all charge at Chuck's jeep, dealing 1200 damage!

AG:

The AG hacker uses his anti-helmet knowledge to find a backdoor! +15% hacking!

C'thun and the Seraph team up to squash the last of the Plastic Bugs! With 1200 last bits of plastic transferred to the army, those things are finally taken care of!

The 2 Norrises and the amalgamation entity team up against the army men, razing a refinery, killing a commando, and almost completely wiping out the riflemen! They're holding back, though. They don't want the army dead totally right now.

Cloak and Examon both team up, with Cloak leaping up on Examon's back for EPIC RIDING ACTION! They swoop down on Eternalstruggle, with Examon raking him with his terrible claws and Cloak stabbing from above, dealing 9000 damage all told!

PG:

The PG hacker searches grops! He would have searched groups, but thanks to SOMEONE, he's missing a key! +15% hacking! Looks like the hackers are about evenly matched right now...

The Entropy Ball lands on EternalStruggle, and the cute puppy brutally pounces on top of it, forcing Eternalstruggle directly inside! He takes the full brunt of the randomness! +100% randomness, and 2000 damage to the Entropy ball! Eternalstruggle is now totally scrambled, and his actions will almost DEFINITELY not do what they're intended to do! It's a slightly larger chance than normal! The cute puppy brings the ball back to you. Looks like you'd better throw it again...

Shoggoth attacks Norris's mom, and breaks her attack shield!

The sysadmin manipulates the Army Men into attacking Norris's jeep for 730 damage! A small squad of new machine gunners are produced, significantly bolstering the army's strength! A new refinery is constructed to replace the old one as well! 2000 plastic is expended to make a LOT of new riflemen!

The godmodder raises Starcalibur, smiling! He cuts through Eternalstruggle in a clean, reality-breaking slice! And yet... Eternalstruggle remains alive! 12999 damage! You sense the godmodder knows that another player will happily off you for him. That's what he loves to see. Players fighting players. He wonders if you have any last words.

With his brand new SECOND ACTION, the godmodder once again begins chanting, this time with an almost maniacal grin! He's summoning something again!

N:

Tower repair continues! CaptainNZZZs forces are still, well, neutral. And lucky for him, the PG forces aren't in good enough of a position to irk his wrath.

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder!
-Kill Eternalstruggle to force him to join the AG side!

Minor tasks:

Kill the sysadmin in cyberspace, or help your hacker on the surface, to regain control of the army men!
Keep the Cute Puppy entertained before it destroys everything, and find some way to deal with it permanently! Right now, it needs the Entropy ball bounced at someone!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

HACK BATTLE:
Captain.cat(+1 power) +++++===== Godmodder(-1 power)

[AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]C'Thun: 100000/100000 HP(takes x10 damage), 4000A (deathly touch)(paranoic stare)
Seraph: 5000/5000 HP, 2500A
C'thun's worshippers: 3870/2000 HP, restores 10000 HP to C'thun per turn
Wall: 4000/4000(protecting C'thun's worshippers!)

[AG - ImperialClockwork]TankChimeraGuardSquad: 4000/6000 HP, 2000A

[AG - Hex123]Entropy Ball: 3000/5000 HP, (randomize)A(being played with by puppy!)

[AG]Cloak

[AG - MooGoesCow]Examon: 30000/30000 HP, 6000A, Special: Dragconic Impact(Unleashing in 5!)(Space attack!)

[AG]Norris's mom: 4000/4000 HP, 1000A

[AG]Chuck Norris in a Jeep: 1000000/1000000 HP for Chuck Norris, 4260/10000 HP for Jeep, 4000A

[N - MooGoesCow]Portal(20% opened)(-10% opening per turn!)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 17315/20000 HP(containing entities!)(zombie immunity)(+1000 HP per turn)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A (inside tower)
Thunderhawks: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 1000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 4000/4000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagle: 1000/1000 HP, 500A

[N]Eternalstruggle: 1/30000 HP(100% random! Actions will fail!)

[PG]Shoggoth: 7000/7000 HP, 3000A(regenerates full HP every turn!)

[PG]Sysadmin: EJDN!@#/DNSB!@#(MS HP (can only be attacked by Corebrute and Hex123!)

[PG]Cute Puppy: Playfulness level: Playful(playing with Entropy Ball!)

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(1780 total attack)(godmodder mind-controlled!):
Riflemen III: 60/60 HP x 3, 35x3A
Machine gunners II: 20/20 HP x 14, 105x14A
Commandos: 100/100 HP x 4, 50x4A
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 9, building new refinery(complete in 2!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 6, researching improved refinery production(complete in 1!)
HQ: 2000/2000 HP, developing new barracks upgrade(complete in 2!)
Refineries: 1500/1500 x 2 HP(producing 400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks: 3000/3000x2 HP, producing riflemenx20, will complete in 2!)
Possesses 2000 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets

[PG]Godmodder: 283/300 HP (Starcalibur - x2 actions)(summoning something in 1!)

Player info:

Captain.cat
Orange
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)(In cyberspace!)
Corebrute(In cyberspace!)
MooGoesCow21
Eevee Shadow Bacon(1/14 New Summon)
Archon of Ghosts
[N]CaptainNZZZ
[N-2]EternalStruggle
[N]hungry visitor

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Heart and Soul(In Crayon!)

I have a sad announcement to make; I'll be gone this weekend and won't be able to update at all for most of Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. I'll have another update tomorrow, and after that, the next update will come Monday at the absolute latest.

Moniker · Sep 21, 2017

Quick reminder, this is our last update until Monday. I know your weekend won't be the same, but it is sadly unavoidable.

MooGoesCow21 said:
Examon flies up to space and lands on the platform and snipes whatever the Godmodder summons if he does not summon it this turn he will shoot the Shogoth or if Draconic impact is ready he uses that on the Godmodder stunning him and stealing the Sword

I Keep opening the portal

Examon goes into space and gets ready to blast the Shoggoth!

That-Random-Guy said:
Upon seeing the behavior of the Shoggoth, I do a double take, then smile. Then I draw upon the power of canonicity to demonstrate, that Shoggoth, is, in fact, spelled Shoggoth! It's got it all wrong! The I dedicate the rest of my action to semi-retroactively making sure it really is a Shoggoth (as opposed to a Shaggoth)

The Shoggoth, in tears, admits that the REAL reason why it was working for the godmodder is because the godmodder is the only one who can feed his Diet Coke addiction. It's a powerful thing. He can't resist, and the godmodder is the one providing his supply.

MooGoesCow21 said:
I Continue opening the portal also i read one of the books from the quest

+20% portal opening!

(post with Heart and Soul in crayon coming soon)

Vandalgyon said:
Spare the attack, comrade! Let the mighty Examon strike true at something else!

Focused action:

I use my e-guitar and subwoofers to intricately counter every single soundwave of the Godmodder's summoning attempt with negative sound, turning his words into mere silence.

There won't be any summoning this turn!

ooc:
Since I'm using a focused action, he won't be able to summon even if he tries to use both of his actions for it.

Someone use an action to shield me this turn though.

You manage to counteract the godmodder's summoning chants, and he resolves not to rely on word-based chants in the future! This delays the summoning by a turn - the godmodder will use his second action on something else this turn.

MooGoesCow21 said:
I keep opening the portal

+20% opening!

Hex123 said:
I use the sword to hack the enemy hackers computer to delete his progress.

Hacking... with a sword. Nice. +10% hacking to captain.cat's side!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I sucker-punch the GM for real this time.

The button land behind the GM and turns into the Spanish Inquisition, who backstab the GM, because NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition.

I realise I need a weapon and start charging [1/50]

The godmodder sucker-dodges your sucker punch! Then, he recites the first rule of the godmodder's handbook: ALWAYS expect the Spanish Inquisition. A major part of their training is them getting beaten up by the Spanish Inquisition every day without fail for months in a row.

Your charging has been added to the player list! But, keep in mind... charging like that costs you actions, so anything you do in a post besides charge will slow it down (attack an entity and charge? ~40% damage against the enemy, and +.5 charge points). Going for a charge THAT BIG might not result in anything but disappointment long-term.

CoreBrute said:
"Alright you do that, I'll deal with the Sysadmin!" I call out, before decking myself out in sweet Tron Armor. [Action 1]

"Let's ride!" I leap onto my Tron Light Cycle and shoot off towards the Sysadmin. I wrap around it, using the solid light walls to keep it in one place, while cutting it off from the army men it's manipulating. [Action 2]

Once the walls are secure, I toss my Identity disk at the Sysadmin, bouncing it off the light walls so the Sysadmin is hit repeatedly from all sides. [Action 3]

The sysadmin shrieks, as the full power of a focused post hits it! You can see the light return to some of the army men's eyes... but only for a moment. Looks like that made a real difference!

@NID!23 damage to the sysadmin!

Captain.Cat said:
Upon seeing the damage dealt to Eternalstruggle I smile with delight, then I look at the Puppy coming back with the Entropy Ball I call out to him "Good boy! Want to do that again?" The Puppy lets out a startling deep WOOF! "Yes? Well then, Fetch!" I Toss the Entropy ball at the Godmodder, Not because I think it's the smart thing to do but because I did not see any better targets at this time.

'Now how else to ruin the PG hacker's day? Hmmm.' I look around and then I see Lady Bieber still brooding over their defeat at the hands of the Godmodder, I let out a shudder. 'I really should get around to kil..... Thats It! HAHAHAHA!' I let out a evil smirk 'I wish that Lady Bieber was in love with the PG Hacker!'

Meanwhile back with the PG Hacker, They are still being frustrated with the loss of the U key but they were slowly being beginning to get around it, Keyword being 'Beginning to'. Then they hear a gasp follow by these words said in two voices "It's you the love of my dreams!" In confusion the PG hacker looks over to the source, Their brain can barely process what they are seeing, Before them stands conjoined at the neck Justian Bieber and Lady Gaga, They are only wearing a bikini made out of Bacon, Lady Bieber face has a insane love stuck expression on it, they are coming for their one true love, The PG hacker.
They will let nothing will stop them.

OOC: If there is a hell I'm most certainly going to there.

The entropy ball is directed towards the godmodder! It's a risky play...

The PG hacker screams in terror, and will temporarily be AFK due to running for his life! He can't hack this turn!

CaptainNZZZ said:
Looking at my Eagle Spawner I add several layers of high quality adamantium to increase it's durability. No reason to make it easy to destroy after all, anyone wanting to destroy it will have to work for it.

Reaching into the collective player inventory I pull out 'Heart and Soul' (Now In Crayon!) and start reading.

+1000 max/current HP!

hungry visitor said:
(4 Turns until Spell is done)

The answer wasn't given. Instead a dead stare.

Is the warrior even sapient? Or is the biological translator inside my head faulty?

The dude stared again at his body, still very confused. He was alive but his ears were still ringing.

10 minutes later:

"My soul..." HV talked to himself "my Soul !!!" he screamed. He had meditated over his soul and someone had tampered with it.

A soul is the thing you normally don't see if you look around, but HV was able to feel his own.

The 4 dimensions of his soul (length, width, depth and lifetime) had been altered.
An energy source was connected to HV's soul. It supported the lifetime of HV and channeled a limited wish fulfilling god inside him.

Doing such things to someones soul was very illegal (one would be lethally punished if found out), because you could steal ones lifetime with this or delete ones body-matter by tampering with ones soul.

HV nearly fainted. Someone was going to pay for this. Even if that someone had saved his life and given him enormous powers. He will pay for an enormous energy bill.

Action 1:

HV makes a wish for countless portals into the past to evacuate his race from impending doom into the HEXAGONAFIELD (OOC: hmm... lets say they populated a whole universe... a universe is unlimited... lets say that per round as much as possible are rescued and every round more portals are opened).

Action 2:

HV also wishes for a growing city to house his immigrating species.

A significant ways away from the main fight in the HEXAGONAFIELD, a city appears! Portals appear above, and people begin pouring in! You are of course appointed the leader of this new city, being its strongest protector at the moment. It's up to you what these poor displaced citizens do next!

That-Random-Guy said:
I de-entropy-ize EternalStruggle

-50% randomness! This gives eternalstruggle's actions a 50% chance to succeed!

EternalStruggle said:
The figure nodded and smirked at his newly unentropicness. Since he didn't do anything previously, that allowed him to

FOCUS - CALM AND HEAL

He suddenly began vibrating rapidly after breathing in deeply and pressing his palms together in front of him, more then he had been from his previous entropic randomization of his spatial position, and several seconds passed as his form somehow became clearer. His color was less washed out, he didn't move as jerkily or faultily, he reacted in real time, all that good stuff. After a moment, it stopped, and he seemed to be back to normal. He quickly looked down physically as well as checking his stats mentally, and nodded in apparent satisfaction. "Not quite fully there." He mused, voice still sounding slightly distorted. "But good enough." (1.5x action used on decreasing Entropy now that I can do that without it backfiring. Remaining 1x used on following heal.)

He looked over at the Imperial squad, and raised a hand, muttering a few words under his breath. A light green aura surrounded them, repairing damage done to the vehicles and healing the infantry, some kind of healing spell apparently. Flesh and metal pulled itself back together, wounds closing up without any indication that they had ever been there to begin with. Overall, the unit looked refreshed and ready for battle.

He turned and nodded at T-R-G. "Glad we're now on the same page about this. Now you guys can get a bit of proper help from me against this punk." He jerked his thumb at the Godmodder. "Since I'm feeling generous, a word to the wise. Since the Godmodder has a concrete goal, you're on a time limit. That means actually attacking him is quite important. Obviously it can't be the only thing you do, but when a Sealed enemy isn't on the field I would really consider taking the occasional potshot. Otherwise, this war will continue until he has all 7 weapons he's after and likely just wins. If he gets the complete set of legendary weapons, I should be fine but I doubt you lot will appreciate it. They're powerful enough that even this guy is going out of his way to collect them, that's telling."

One post alone can't give your actions a 100% chance of success! Until the entropy is completely removed, you'll have a % chance of failure equal to your % randomness! Random.org rolls, here we go!

Action 1: Success! You remove the rest of the entropy without problems. Lucky you.

Imperial's squad fully healed! I think it's about time you moved up a little. You have moved to N-1 on the Neutraladder! Move back to [N] to be removed from the battlefield!

CaptainNZZZ said:
With a flash of light my work finishes, the land surrounding the Mysterious Tower and the Eagle Spawner now enchanted. Should something attack the Mysterious Tower, the Eagle Spawner, or both the ground will come alive, attacking those that attacked in a variety of methods from quicksand to earthen spikes forming and stabbing them to rock walls rise and fall down onto them, etc. Obviously this is effect is under my control so if it needs temporarily disabled for example, I can do that.

The nearby terrain is under your control and will protect ALL your entities from the next 2 attacks directed their way. Like a double attack shield.

Pluff0 said:
A horrible, half Sho/aggoth, half man abomination in a trench coat and fedora steps through a portal onto the field. He grumbles, "Friggin portals, never take me where I want to go."

Then he sees the scene of chaos before him. Gods, tanks, Things That Should Not Be! (Especially that puppy over there, sheesh.)

He turns to the nearest player ( CaptainNZZZ ), and says, "I've seen a lot of crazy shit in my time, but this is a new one. Care to explain?"

(Occ: Ima start as neutral, Moniker .)

Welcome to the game! You've been added as a Neutral.

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AG:

The AG hacker dons a fedora, gaining +15% hacking!

First thing's first! Examon and the tankchimeraguard squad both attack the Shoggoth, killing it!

But that doesn't leave the other AG entities with much! The PG side is badly depleted - they don't want to attack the Army men, the puppy is too cute to attack, Eternalstruggle seems to be having a heel-face turn, and CaptainNZZZ still isn't actually doing much. That just leaves... the godmodder.

C'thun and the Seraph cast UNHOLY DIVINE OBLITERATION, and begin a BEAM 'O WAR with the godmodder! The godmodder counters with his own beam, and will certainly win if they aren't helped!

Cloak and Team Norris dive at the godmodder, grabbing his hands and feet, holding him down! They'll take the brunt of the godmodder's attack this turn, but he's more vulnerable to your attacks!

PG:

The godmodder sighs, and starts by slashing the tires on Chuck Norris's jeep! It's basically useless now. With the jeep more-or-less destroyed, Chuck realizes he's been hanging around this place far too long. He grabs his mom, and leaps into another dimension with the power of pure awesome! They're both gone now.

With his second action, the godmodder strolls over to the PG hacker, shoos away the horrifying abomination, sits him down, and shows him how to press Ctr-Alt-Delete. With this new knowledge, the PG hacker gains a HUGE boost in power! Look out, AG hacker!

Suddenly, the Cute Puppy comes FLYING in, Entropy Ball in tow! The godmodder can't dodge with Cloak holding him down! He's absorbed into the Entropy Ball, and eventually falls out as the puppy drags the Entropy ball back to the players! 2000 damage to the Entropy ball! Godmodder 100% randomized! A godmodder at 100% randomness can do a LOT of damage, really fast. On the other hand, he's even MORE vulnerable than before! (Also, you need to throw the Entropy ball back again.)

The sysadmin manipulates the army men into firing at the tankchimeraguard squad again, dealing 1780 damage! The scientists also finish their research, doubling refinery production! Hex123 and Corebrute see that the sysadmin is giving Eternalstruggle a nasty look... he might get hit by a stray rifleman attack if he doesn't get safer soon.

N:

The portal fizzles and sparks! It's about halfway open, but it'll close right back up if left unattended!

Tower repair continues! A new eagle is spawned!

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Out of nowhere, Corebrute flies at the godmodder, with the power of "I forgot to acknowledge this last turn!". He makes a desperate grab for Starcalibur, but even while held down, the godmodder easily pulls back! The fool! He can't get a legendary weapon without damaging the godmodder first!

...Wait, crap. Well, you know now! The only time the godmodder's iron-tight, steel-strong, diamond-willed grip on his legendary weapons loosens is when something damages him. In that instant, you have a chance - a chance - of grabbing the weapon and getting to use it yourself, even if only for a moment. It's a small chance, but it's there.

From now on, every 1 damage you deal to the godmodder gives you a 10% chance to grab Starcalibur. Chances are calculated using random.org. If you want to try the weapon out yourself, this is the best way.

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Kill Eternalstruggle to force him to join the AG side!
-Help C'thun and the Seraph power up their Unholy Divine Obliteration, and damage the godmodder!

Minor tasks:

Kill the sysadmin in cyberspace, or help your hacker on the surface, to regain control of the army men!
Keep the Cute Puppy entertained before it destroys everything, and find some way to deal with it permanently! Right now, it needs the Entropy ball bounced at someone!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

HACK BATTLE:
Captain.cat(+1 power) +++++++-== Godmodder(+3 power)

[AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]C'Thun: 100000/100000 HP(takes x10 damage), 4000A (deathly touch)(paranoic stare)(UNHOLY DIVINE OBLITERATION: III - needs help!)
Seraph: 5000/5000 HP, 2500A(UNHOLY DIVINE OBLITERATION: III - needs help!)
C'thun's worshippers: 3870/2000 HP, restores 10000 HP to C'thun per turn
Wall: 4000/4000(protecting C'thun's worshippers!)

[AG - ImperialClockwork]TankChimeraGuardSquad: 4220/6000 HP, 2000A

[AG - Hex123]Entropy Ball: 1000/5000 HP, (randomize)A(being played with by puppy!)

[AG]Cloak

[AG - MooGoesCow]Examon: 30000/30000 HP, 6000A, Special: Dragconic Impact(Unleashing in 3!)(Space attack!)

[N - MooGoesCow]Portal(50% opened)(-10% opening per turn!)

(all these entities protected from next 2 attacks!)
[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 18315/20000 HP(containing entities!)(zombie immunity)(+1000 HP per turn)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A (inside tower)
Thunderhawks: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 1000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 5000/5000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1000/1000 x 2 HP, 500 x 2A

[N]Eternalstruggle: 1/30000 HP

[PG]Sysadmin: D@DS/12#@ HP (can only be attacked by Corebrute and Hex123!)

[PG]Cute Puppy: Playfulness level: Playful(playing with Entropy Ball!)

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(1780 total attack)(godmodder mind-controlled!):
Riflemen III: 60/60 HP x 3, 35x3A
Machine gunners II: 20/20 HP x 14, 105x14A
Commandos: 100/100 HP x 4, 50x4A
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 9, building new refinery(complete in 1!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 6, researching improved machine gunners(complete in 3!)
HQ: 2000/2000 HP, developing new barracks upgrade(complete in 1!)
Refineries: 1500/1500 x 2 HP(producing 800 plastic per turn!)
Barracks: 3000/3000x2 HP, producing riflemenx20, will complete in 1!)
Possesses 2000 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets

[PG]Godmodder: 283/300 HP (Starcalibur - x2 actions)(summoning something in 1!)(more vulnerable to attacks this turn!)(100% random! Actions will fail!)

Player info:

Captain.cat
Orange
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)(In cyberspace!)
Corebrute(In cyberspace!)
MooGoesCow21
Eevee Shadow Bacon(1/14 New Summon)(1/50 weapon charge...?)
Archon of Ghosts
[N]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
[N]hungry visitor(managing an ever-expanding city of nonhuman peoples!)
[N]Pluff0

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Heart and Soul(In Crayon!)

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