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Defeat The Godmodder
- Thread starter Moniker
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Actions 1 and 2: I tie a cable to the Duelbot Generator, then use it as a rope dart to beat up the Alarmbot, damaging the both of them. Then the ground recedes and the two fall into a blender.
Action 3 waived to charging.
2 --> 3 CP
Someone help out the Terminatorbot. We may need its help.
Action 3 waived to charging.
2 --> 3 CP
Someone help out the Terminatorbot. We may need its help.
I attempt to leave the sidequest, failing that I figure I could leave if I "complete" whatever it is and that usualy involves destroying something so I set the beenades to just blow up wherever and turn the stuff into bees, infact I make more beenades for the pourpose.
Um. This sidequest is currently totally unleaveable due to a PLOT-grade wall of exit blocking. My advice is to ask what's going on on the Discord, because I gotta go and so can't do it.
Action 1-3: I found what appears to be a camera that has a recording on "Building Terminatorbot V3". The author is Unknown but the voice that plays over the video sounds familiar. While watching the video I learn all of its structural weakness which I then use to my advantage. I then use my inner Sith powers and shock its joints.
Uhh... being very confused on the proper course of action, I charge 3 CP.
GoldHero101
Warrior of Light and Darkness
He/Him
I'M GOING EVEN FURTHER BEYOOOOOOOOND! HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
tCP: 17+3
tCP: 17+3
The Ego
more lines, more angles
Severed hand, Soulflayer hand, Sharpened Soulrazer Chunk
Voodoo Doll, HP^Sword, Old Control Panel (RGB buttons)
Debt:
Karp: 3
JOE: 7
Piono: 4
Voodoo Doll, HP^Sword, Old Control Panel (RGB buttons)
The Third Eye grants 2 abilities: Seen Through Their Eyes and Cut Through the Lies.
Seen Through Their Eyes allows you to select 2 people, Person A and Person B. Person A is the "giver", and his memories will be searched for whatever you want to see, from their perspective. Person B is the "recipient", and they will see the memories. Neither person can be yourself, and its entirely possible for one or the other of the two selected to dodge/run away and get out of it - you'll almost definitely need to hold them in place.
Meanwhile, Cut Through The Lies can detect if a statement is a lie or true - "technically" false of true rules apply. It also detects entire statements, rather than specific pieces of a statement. It isn't very advanced. It also needs to be "primed" before usage (EX: Ask an NPC a question, then state in your post that you "Cut Through the Lies" on their response.).
Seen Through Their Eyes allows you to select 2 people, Person A and Person B. Person A is the "giver", and his memories will be searched for whatever you want to see, from their perspective. Person B is the "recipient", and they will see the memories. Neither person can be yourself, and its entirely possible for one or the other of the two selected to dodge/run away and get out of it - you'll almost definitely need to hold them in place.
Meanwhile, Cut Through The Lies can detect if a statement is a lie or true - "technically" false of true rules apply. It also detects entire statements, rather than specific pieces of a statement. It isn't very advanced. It also needs to be "primed" before usage (EX: Ask an NPC a question, then state in your post that you "Cut Through the Lies" on their response.).
Karp: 3
JOE: 7
Piono: 4
[1 CP] hm... I try using the paradox energy I got to create an attack shield which, at the end of each round, receives a message confirming its existence during the next round. as such, if it's destroyed and it got the message last round, it causes a paradox which is manipulated by the paradox energy I already obtained into being a powerful defense and/or buffing my entities. I hope.
(attack shield is placed on nexus)
(attack shield is placed on nexus)
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Kyleruler
Some Guy on the Internet
"So, wait. Fenix is probably a Godmodder entity, that's true, BUT WE'RE STILL BEING ATTACKED BY THE BANK."
Action 1 -
I throw an attack shield over the Relic to protect it from whatever eventually decides to hit it.
Action 2 -
I charge 2 CP and hold my actions for whatever they're needed for.
Current Orders:
Use Air Slash on the wall blocking our escape, to try and assist escape efforts.
Fire — — — — x — — — —Water
Air — — — — x — — — — Earth
Action 1 -
I throw an attack shield over the Relic to protect it from whatever eventually decides to hit it.
Action 2 -
I charge 2 CP and hold my actions for whatever they're needed for.
Current Orders:
Use Air Slash on the wall blocking our escape, to try and assist escape efforts.
Fire — — — — x — — — —Water
Air — — — — x — — — — Earth
Fire - Flamethrower
Launches a beam of fire at an enemy for moderate damage. May burn them if susceptible.
Fire Unleash - Inferno
A ray of firey death strikes the enemy it's aimed at for high damage, burning the enemy in the process.
Water - Soothing Waters
Gives an ally of choice about a 10th of it's HP back, capping at 20K health restored a turn to prevent OPness.
Water Unleash - Torrent
The Relic lets out a minor flood, healing all AG entities and damaging all PG ones for minor amounts.
Air - Wind Slash
Attacks one enemy for mild damage, BUT ignores any minor attack shield, block, or dodge because it goes at the speed of... well, lightning.
Air - Thunderstorm
A bolt of lightning strikes the enemy down for moderate damage, piercing any form of defense the target may have.
Earth - Tremor
Deals mild damage to a max of three entities within a short range.
Earth - Earthquake
Works like the Pokémon move. Deals moderate damage to any ground troop within the area, even ones that are AG.
Launches a beam of fire at an enemy for moderate damage. May burn them if susceptible.
Fire Unleash - Inferno
A ray of firey death strikes the enemy it's aimed at for high damage, burning the enemy in the process.
Water - Soothing Waters
Gives an ally of choice about a 10th of it's HP back, capping at 20K health restored a turn to prevent OPness.
Water Unleash - Torrent
The Relic lets out a minor flood, healing all AG entities and damaging all PG ones for minor amounts.
Air - Wind Slash
Attacks one enemy for mild damage, BUT ignores any minor attack shield, block, or dodge because it goes at the speed of... well, lightning.
Air - Thunderstorm
A bolt of lightning strikes the enemy down for moderate damage, piercing any form of defense the target may have.
Earth - Tremor
Deals mild damage to a max of three entities within a short range.
Earth - Earthquake
Works like the Pokémon move. Deals moderate damage to any ground troop within the area, even ones that are AG.
Let's be honest, I doubt I'll ever get these up. It's been 60 pages.
Redrover1760
Yoink!
"Assuming you don't actually have a dedicated way out like I do, leaving probably isn't going to work out very well... Especially without defining an action or looking up/researching what is actually blocking us out [and not having Yorehammer. Whoops?]. Also, I am too lazy to do that too, so I sympathize...... I guess... "
"I know for a fact there is an anti-teleport device linked to the generator, at least, from my defense scan I did at the beginning when we got here."
I take out a paper of notes... "Okay nevermind then. I am apparently not lazy enough"
"In fact, everything is linked to the generator"
"I wonder if it blocks selective anti-paradox smart time-travel? If you do decide to try that, you should probably have me check over that."
"Speaking of time-travel..."
Two scenarios:
It doesn't get a message and is destroyed next round...
Or it gets alternate-timelined skaia'd due to you threatening it with Paradoxes.
/null
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FlamingFlapjacks
Employment Opportunities
Oh holiest shitith, Helix save us. This is bad. There is obviously something wrong with Fenix, and I agree with Piono. He's almost certainly a Godmodder construct, or something similar. My belief is that he is "innocent" though. Innocent in the sense he doesn't realize he's a fake and pawn. I vote try and break that illusion, and help him. But I'm just a new guy, so whadda I know.
And Moniker, you ignored my: "I steal the Metallica Plant, and replace it with the broken Charge Stone." Last turn. I mean, the paradox energy questioning was a free action, so that should have gone through. Please fix.
[x1] I channel the powers of the elder powers of DISCORD, ANARCHY, and GUN, to create new weapons and armor for troops Fenix has summoned up! They gain the Totally-not-rigged-to-deactivate-and-explode-if-betrayal-at-my-command-Helix Buster Rifles and Cannon Breaker Armor! Everyone stares in awe of their stupidly cheesy names.
(they are totally rigged to deactivate and explode if they betray us, at my mental command)
[x1] I then turn to the Duelbot Generator V2, squinting hard at it, looking for a weakness. The Generator, of course, has no weaknesses! But I squint so hard, that it spontaneously gains a weakness! What's the Weakness, you ask? Generating Duelbots! Every time the Generator generates another Duelbot, it will damage itself, doing more and more damage to itself as turns go on.
[Free Action: Clarification]
I wish to research their Indestructibility. I plan on creating a weapon of my own, but I do not know how to make it Indestructible. I know I will likely not be able to get LW-Indestructibility on my weapon (which to clarify, no, I'm not trying to make a legendary weapon, I know that's impossible. Only aiming for a strong weapon.), but it is a good starting point.
[x1] I continue my research, logging on to Archive of Our Own. There will definitely be useful info about Legendary Weapons on here, after all, it's a archive, right....?
I emerge a eternity later shellshocked by terrible fanfiction and having wasted a couple hours of my life reading the SBURB Glitch FAQ.
This somehow progresses my research. How? I haven't the faintest idea.
[Free action: Favor for JOE]
I poof over to the Real Players, and ask them to send a message to Alice and Altair for JOE/Me.
Uh, so JOE wants you to relay this message to them:
For altair: EJJGK3LFNVRGK4RAORUGC5BANVSWG2DBH4QGS5BAO5QXGIDTOVYHA33TMVSCA5DPEBRGKY3PNVSSAYJAORQWS3TUMVSCA5DINFXGOLRAMRXW4J3UEB2GQ2LONMQGS5BAOBQW43TFMQQG65LUFQQGE5LUEB2GQYLUOMQHO2DBOQQGSIDXMFXHIZLEEBUGK3DQEB3WS5DIEBWG63THEBQWO3ZOEBWWKZLUEBWWKIDJNYXC4LRANRSXI4ZAONQXSIDQOVZGOYLUN5ZHSLRAMNXS233SMRUW4YLUMVZSYIDCMFZWKLJTGY5CAYTMNFTWQ5DNMVRS42BMEAWWMYLMONSXEZLTN5WHK5DJN4XG4===
For Alice: NBSXSIDSMVWWK3LCMVZCA2DPO4QHS33VEBXXOZJANVSSA53FNRWCASJANBQXMZJAMEQGMZLXEB2GQ2LOM5ZSASJAMNXXK3DEEB2XGZJANBSWY4BAO5UXI2BOEBESA4DSN5WWS43FEBUSA53PNYTXIIDCOJUW4ZZAMFWHIYLJOIQG64RAMFXHS5DINFXGOLBANVSWK5BANVSSA2LOEBYHK4THMF2G64TZFQQGEYLTMUQDGNRAMNXS233SMRZSAORAFV2HE2LFMRZWC5TJNZTXQZLSMF2GQLBAFMZGOZLUNBZGKYLMNRXWG23BMJWGK===
Add to it: FUQECIDNMVZXGYLHMUQGM4TPNUQEUT2FMJXWE===
yeah it's in code or something. Thanks for the help.
I salute, and poof off, leaving a pile of smoking gun casings where I was.
And Moniker, you ignored my: "I steal the Metallica Plant, and replace it with the broken Charge Stone." Last turn. I mean, the paradox energy questioning was a free action, so that should have gone through. Please fix.
[x1] I channel the powers of the elder powers of DISCORD, ANARCHY, and GUN, to create new weapons and armor for troops Fenix has summoned up! They gain the Totally-not-rigged-to-deactivate-and-explode-if-betrayal-at-my-command-Helix Buster Rifles and Cannon Breaker Armor! Everyone stares in awe of their stupidly cheesy names.
(they are totally rigged to deactivate and explode if they betray us, at my mental command)
[x1] I then turn to the Duelbot Generator V2, squinting hard at it, looking for a weakness. The Generator, of course, has no weaknesses! But I squint so hard, that it spontaneously gains a weakness! What's the Weakness, you ask? Generating Duelbots! Every time the Generator generates another Duelbot, it will damage itself, doing more and more damage to itself as turns go on.
[Free Action: Clarification]
I wish to research their Indestructibility. I plan on creating a weapon of my own, but I do not know how to make it Indestructible. I know I will likely not be able to get LW-Indestructibility on my weapon (which to clarify, no, I'm not trying to make a legendary weapon, I know that's impossible. Only aiming for a strong weapon.), but it is a good starting point.
[x1] I continue my research, logging on to Archive of Our Own. There will definitely be useful info about Legendary Weapons on here, after all, it's a archive, right....?
I emerge a eternity later shellshocked by terrible fanfiction and having wasted a couple hours of my life reading the SBURB Glitch FAQ.
This somehow progresses my research. How? I haven't the faintest idea.
[Free action: Favor for JOE]
I poof over to the Real Players, and ask them to send a message to Alice and Altair for JOE/Me.
Uh, so JOE wants you to relay this message to them:
For altair: EJJGK3LFNVRGK4RAORUGC5BANVSWG2DBH4QGS5BAO5QXGIDTOVYHA33TMVSCA5DPEBRGKY3PNVSSAYJAORQWS3TUMVSCA5DINFXGOLRAMRXW4J3UEB2GQ2LONMQGS5BAOBQW43TFMQQG65LUFQQGE5LUEB2GQYLUOMQHO2DBOQQGSIDXMFXHIZLEEBUGK3DQEB3WS5DIEBWG63THEBQWO3ZOEBWWKZLUEBWWKIDJNYXC4LRANRSXI4ZAONQXSIDQOVZGOYLUN5ZHSLRAMNXS233SMRUW4YLUMVZSYIDCMFZWKLJTGY5CAYTMNFTWQ5DNMVRS42BMEAWWMYLMONSXEZLTN5WHK5DJN4XG4===
For Alice: NBSXSIDSMVWWK3LCMVZCA2DPO4QHS33VEBXXOZJANVSSA53FNRWCASJANBQXMZJAMEQGMZLXEB2GQ2LOM5ZSASJAMNXXK3DEEB2XGZJANBSWY4BAO5UXI2BOEBESA4DSN5WWS43FEBUSA53PNYTXIIDCOJUW4ZZAMFWHIYLJOIQG64RAMFXHS5DINFXGOLBANVSWK5BANVSSA2LOEBYHK4THMF2G64TZFQQGEYLTMUQDGNRAMNXS233SMRZSAORAFV2HE2LFMRZWC5TJNZTXQZLSMF2GQLBAFMZGOZLUNBZGKYLMNRXWG23BMJWGK===
Add to it: FUQECIDNMVZXGYLHMUQGM4TPNUQEUT2FMJXWE===
yeah it's in code or something. Thanks for the help.
I salute, and poof off, leaving a pile of smoking gun casings where I was.
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I look at everyone trying to convince Fenix to turn the Drill around, and approve. But you know what they say, better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission, or something.
With a snap of the fingers the floor under the Drakken Laser Drill turns into something like a Thomas The Tank Engine-esque oldstyle railroad turntable. This turntable I lube up with copious amounts of oil and WD-40 to make it absolutely silent, and while Fenix is distracted by everyone yelling at/interrogating him I hand-crank the turntable around to point the drill away from the vault and towards the exit door.
Then I head towards the drill controls and investigate how to fire the drill, whether it is ready to fire right now, and how long it takes to recharge after firing.
With a snap of the fingers the floor under the Drakken Laser Drill turns into something like a Thomas The Tank Engine-esque oldstyle railroad turntable. This turntable I lube up with copious amounts of oil and WD-40 to make it absolutely silent, and while Fenix is distracted by everyone yelling at/interrogating him I hand-crank the turntable around to point the drill away from the vault and towards the exit door.
Then I head towards the drill controls and investigate how to fire the drill, whether it is ready to fire right now, and how long it takes to recharge after firing.
pionoplayer
The Destroyer
Third action
Piono is about to block Dragon of Hope's attack shield, but notices Bill Nye's sith lightning attack, and instead pulls out Arcum Aereum, ripping away the lightning so that the sith lightning buries itself in the Flamethrower Turret instead.
Piono is about to block Dragon of Hope's attack shield, but notices Bill Nye's sith lightning attack, and instead pulls out Arcum Aereum, ripping away the lightning so that the sith lightning buries itself in the Flamethrower Turret instead.
'Well this went sideways. Guess I'll wait and see what is about to happen and act from there.' I think to myself. With that I stand to the side and wait for what happens next.
(Charging 3 CP. 16 CP + 3 CP = 19 CP)
(Charging 3 CP. 16 CP + 3 CP = 19 CP)
(Action!)(3 Charges)
(1 Charge)
Grabbing a word separator, I immediately leap at the ITEM VACUUM and separate them. Leaving an ITEM and a VACUUM in the inventory. I look at the ITEM in confusion, should I take some time to check what this ITEM is?
(1 Charge)
I look at the Vacuum and decided to do more word shenanigan, taking the word CLEANER, I add at to the VACUUM to get a Vacuum Cleaner and immediately use it to do some fall cleaning in the Rice Monastery.
There are no more Fall leaves littering the Rice Compound after that.
(1 Charge + Rice Torrent Special + 200 Basic Fish Schools + 80 Piranha Schools)
I try to remember when was the last time since I last personally fed Sushi and decided to do so for some small bonding time.
I quickly pull out 200 Basic Fish Schools along with 80 Piranha Schools. As quickly as they appear, my cooking knife which I had on hand, goes through them swiftly, prepared for eating, they land onto dozens of plates. The array of fishes are soon placed together with the rice that was used for the Rice Torrent to make a more sharp taste that is certainly well-liked as most of the rice was quickly marinated in different types of sauces. While still retaining their firm state, a number of sushi was made as they fill the picnic tables that I set up, as finishing touch, I conjure some juice to go along with it.
Feeling rather happy with my picnic set up, I call up the Farmer Contractors, Lightward Mages and finally Sushi. They eventually showed up at the picnic and I thank them for their services and say that they deserve this break.
Plates of sushi and drinks are passed around as they enjoy themselves briefly, most going to Sushi as I hand fed the sushi slime in bliss.
In the end, everyone goes back to their stations leaving me and Sushi. I rub the slime as it purs and vibrates at my touch, causing heart shape energy to appear above the sushi slime to show how much it is loving it. Eventually, I let go of the lovable slime and have it continue the job that I had entrusted with its upped stats from the feeding and attention it received.
(Orders!)
The research department continues the specifications and plans for the Monastery.
My entities take some time to perhaps plan a way to damage the Godmodder.
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Stuff I'm Keeping Track Of
(1 Charge)
Grabbing a word separator, I immediately leap at the ITEM VACUUM and separate them. Leaving an ITEM and a VACUUM in the inventory. I look at the ITEM in confusion, should I take some time to check what this ITEM is?
(1 Charge)
I look at the Vacuum and decided to do more word shenanigan, taking the word CLEANER, I add at to the VACUUM to get a Vacuum Cleaner and immediately use it to do some fall cleaning in the Rice Monastery.
There are no more Fall leaves littering the Rice Compound after that.
(1 Charge + Rice Torrent Special + 200 Basic Fish Schools + 80 Piranha Schools)
I try to remember when was the last time since I last personally fed Sushi and decided to do so for some small bonding time.
I quickly pull out 200 Basic Fish Schools along with 80 Piranha Schools. As quickly as they appear, my cooking knife which I had on hand, goes through them swiftly, prepared for eating, they land onto dozens of plates. The array of fishes are soon placed together with the rice that was used for the Rice Torrent to make a more sharp taste that is certainly well-liked as most of the rice was quickly marinated in different types of sauces. While still retaining their firm state, a number of sushi was made as they fill the picnic tables that I set up, as finishing touch, I conjure some juice to go along with it.
Feeling rather happy with my picnic set up, I call up the Farmer Contractors, Lightward Mages and finally Sushi. They eventually showed up at the picnic and I thank them for their services and say that they deserve this break.
Plates of sushi and drinks are passed around as they enjoy themselves briefly, most going to Sushi as I hand fed the sushi slime in bliss.
In the end, everyone goes back to their stations leaving me and Sushi. I rub the slime as it purs and vibrates at my touch, causing heart shape energy to appear above the sushi slime to show how much it is loving it. Eventually, I let go of the lovable slime and have it continue the job that I had entrusted with its upped stats from the feeding and attention it received.
(Orders!)
The research department continues the specifications and plans for the Monastery.
My entities take some time to perhaps plan a way to damage the Godmodder.
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Stuff I'm Keeping Track Of
RICE LAKE ECOSYSTEM:
Current count: 250 Basic Fish Schools(Cap: 450), 100 Piranha schools(Cap:180), 43 Pufferfish schools(Cap 100)
Current Growth:
Basic Fish Schools: +62 Next turn
Piranha Schools: +25 Next turn
Pufferfish schools: +10 Next turn
Current count: 250 Basic Fish Schools(Cap: 450), 100 Piranha schools(Cap:180), 43 Pufferfish schools(Cap 100)
Current Growth:
Basic Fish Schools: +62 Next turn
Piranha Schools: +25 Next turn
Pufferfish schools: +10 Next turn
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+3 CP
Update CXXXIII (133)
The Apex remembers it can't possibly feel emotions! Problem solved! +46,000/45,000 HP!
I don't understand what the first action saying. Please state it more simply, along with what exact debate you're having with the godmodder that it extends from.
As you list in EXCRUCIATING detail the absolute myriad elements required to make some plan involving minecraft mods work, reality decides that it's done turning a blind eye. Your method of "confuse and abuse until ignorance-use lets success-use happen-use" is DONE! Reality takes a very close look at your plan, and immediately points out the obvious flaws:
1: You assumed you "would have done" something during the bee saga. What you "would have done" does not matter. All that matters is what you DID do. And you didn't set this up during the bee saga, as you never said you did, and, more importantly, the Grandest Hive's IP-server-ban prevented all minecraftification for the middle portion of the "Bee Afraid" arc!
2: Fred didn't have his stick. He either didn't take it with him from the real world, or it was left in his pocket dimension. Just because it wasn't mentioned doesn't mean it wasn't there.
3: Gregtech isn't even installed! The godmodder specifically excluded it from any and all possible custom mod installations, because he personally really just doesn't prefer it!
And, of course, aside from these three critical flaws, your plan appears to contain at least 1,562,090,674,903.6 smaller, less obvious flaws, springing from its sheer complexity. Of course, this all adds up to Fred not escaping, idly wondering if maybe, just maybe, doing something with growing saplings to use that one glitch that destroys blocks would have worked, in significantly less sentences.
The Nexus is now 0% trapped. It has yet to be activated.
The godmodder pulls out his EMERGENCY NAME-FACE CONNECTION BOOKLET! In exactly this sort of emergency, the booklet will tell him what to do! The godmodder opens to the first page...
"Run"
And so the godmodder does! He runs far, far away from that cute, evil girl!
Hey, the quiet watcher! Welcome back! Right now, the vast majority of all the Players are in the Bank of Actions sidequest. Two different locations are recieving updates right now, the main field and the bank of actions. The bank of actions is where the main story progression is happeniong, and where the majority of Players are. In it, you can also rob item cases in the hopes of getting special items! Here on the HEXAGONAFIELD, the godmodder appears to be trying to DEATH Stasis Pod every entity, and the handful of Players here are trying to stop him.
You can join whichever side you want, but you have to be decisive about it! So, where would you like to end up? This goes for you too, Evonix .
Before you do this, you think of a number of reasons of which this is a bad idea - of which there are many. Chiefly that the best outcome here is nothing happening, and the next best is a paradox roll. A ways down the list of bad things that could happen is a full-on time paradox. In the end, you just make a regular attack shield.
You now have an ITEM in the Player Inventory, as well as a VACUUM CLEANER! The ITEM VACUUM vacuumed items, but the VACUUM CLEANER vacuums EVERYTHING! Fall leaves and entities included! You foolishly left it plugged in near the Rice Monastery! Uh oh!
Sushi snuggles up to you gently. The feeding goes excellently. You can feel your bond growing. Sushi grows a bunch of new MAX HP and attack power!
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AG:
The Space Engineers keep building the LIVE Space Station's attack shield!
The Apex acts early... because its TIME TO STRIKE! The time for damaging the godmodder is now! And the best (read: only) way to do it is... DIRECT! HEAD ON! RAMMING!
The LIVE Space Station and Apex decide to go together! They see the godmodder, and they charge straight towards it, intending to slam into the godmodder so hard as to hurt him! But... they're missing something critical! The godmodder they're charging at... is only a wooden replica! Since the Apex doesn't have a brain, and neither does the LIVE Space Station, they don't recognize this! And directly behind the easily-breakable wooden replica is... a portal to the DEATH Stasis Pod! And the Apex and LIVE Space Station are charging straight for it! If you don't want them in the DEATH Stasis Pod, despite its incredible safety, you should do something about that!
PG:
The Item Vacuum Cleaner activates! The incredible vacuuming power whips up a huge wind through the field, catching the only remaining non-attacking entities in its grasp: Winkins army!
Everything's getting sucked up! The buns! The Monastery! The Lake Pond, all water and fish included! Even poor Sushi, flailing with his slimy little arms and making little noises!
But then, as they get near the entrance of the vacuum, one of the bun knights manages to grab at the ground! Another knight grabs that knight's feet, and then the bun prince grabs his feet, and then another bun knight... and eventually, there's a giant chain of bunnies and a slime, whipping in the wind, desperately resisting the vacuum's pull - however futile it may be! They take one last look at Winkins. After everything they've been through... after all the loss... their eyes communicate something very simple.
The buns, the knights, the slime... they WILL survive. They WILL return to Winkins. Somehow! Someway! THIS IS NOT THE END!
And with that, the Bun Knight lets go, and they are pulled into the DEATH Stasis Pod!
The godmodder feels the need to make doubly-sure everything is in the DEATH Stasis Pod this turn! So, he passes out MEMETIC ADVERTISEMENT AGENTS! Its fliers, printed with the absolute truth:
Put your entities in the DEATH Stasis Pod! It's totally safe! It's 100% safe!
It's 0% going to kill your entities! It'll 100% NOT Kill Them! It's safe! It's safe! Putting the entities in there is the right decision! It's 0% the wrong decision!
All Players will automatically make the correct choice and put their entities in the DEATH Stasis Pod if these memetic fliers, pasted everywhere on the field, are not dealt with!
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On the ground, Winkins finds a small rectangular device. It appears to be... a phone. On it, is one button only... a green call button. Pressing it, the phone rings... Winkins puts it to their ear... and Sushi picks up!
With this phone, Winkins could still potentially talk to their entities, even when spatially separated by the DEATH Stasis Pod! Wow! The wonders of modern technology!
THE HEXAGONAFIELD:
Current field effects: None
ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! A mathematics related method...
-Project Loaded Dice: 65/100
-Current Project objective: Hurt the godmodder! 1/4
Minor Tasks:
-Keep your entities safe from the godmodder's assault! Possibly by putting them in the D.E.A.T.H. Stasis Pod!
[N]D.E.A.T.H Stasis Pod:
Contains:
[AG - CephalosJr]Red Army Engineers+1: 10,000 x 4 HP (builds stuff)(building conscript facility, done in 3!)
[AG - GoldHero101]The Destroyer: 130,000/130,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A(won't attack CaptainNZZZ)
[AG - Daskter]Tassadar: 365,000/365,000 HP, 20,000 x 4A (30% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack...?)(Totem of Life Unended - when entity dies, puts them into "unended" mode, where HP decays by 50% until healing surpasses it)(secret power, activating in 6!)
The Sapper: 150,000/150,000 HP (can build new simple structures)(Adding bunkers outside of keep, done in 5!)
Fortress: 120,000 HP
Healbot Mk.1: 60,000/60,000 HP, +12,000A (inside Keep)
[AG - Crusher]Janus: 150,000/150,000 HP, Unlock Evolution: 2/10, Unlock Ability!A (needs manual special charging)
[AG - Arsenical]Scoville Reaver: 56,000/130,000 HP, 60,000A (A S/B/D ignorant)(+26,000 HP/turn)(conversion resistance)(protected from 4 attack)
[AG - Karpinsky]Edgardo: 75,000/75,000 HP, 9 SP (A S/B/D ignorant)(each SP worth 7,000A, all used on command)(+1 SP/turn)
[N - CaptainNZZZ]Rotaz: 20,000/20,000 HP(engineer)(+5% accuracy)(15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(protected from 1 attack)(1 attack redirector)(Dimensional and Space Emergency Button)
Magitek servitor factory: 45,000/45,000 HP, +9,000A, +1 Servitor/turn (2 attack redirector)(+5% accuracy)(40% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)
Servitors: 2,000 x 16, 1,000 x 16A(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(1 attack redirector)
[N - JOEbob]Death-elite engineer: 1,000 HP (-1 turn on production pack)(building evolving entity, done in 1!)(scheduled to build space engineer cloner, will take 6)
Prism Deployer: 20,000 HP (+1 Prism/turn)
Prism: 5,000 x 2HP
Mysterious Farmers: 40,000 x 7 HP, Special: New evolving entity, ready in 1! (controlling evolving entities)(protected from 1 attack)
Devolver: 200,000/200,000 HP, 50,000A (devolves in 1!)
Builder Builder: 200,000/200,000 + 60,000 HP (+1 Builder per turn)(protected by The Cup)
Builder: 3,000 x 6 HP (Helping Death-elite engineer)
[N - Winkins]Bunny Baron: 8,000 HP, shield bun summon: 0/2 (20% dodge rate)
Bun prince/princess: 10,000 x 2 HP, 12,000 x 2A, bun knight summon: 0/2 (50% dodge rate)
Bun knights: 26,000 x 7 HP, 7,500 x 7A (10% dodge rate)
Shield buns: 5,000 x 3 HP (20% dodge rate)
Sushi: 200,000 HP, 25,000A (protected from 2 attack)(Bodyguarding all Winkins entities!)
Fortified Rice Monastery(Gives +10,000 HP/turn, -5,000 damage from all attacks, and +5,000A to Winkins-owned entities)(tended by Farmer Contractors, Lightward Mages)(needs to be killed in one hit)
Specials: Rice Feast - 3/4, Rice Torrent - 0/4
GoldHero101(2CP, Has Greatsword, Self damage ticket)
Krill13(10CP)
JOEbob(22CP, nice bed, infinite charmzard energy, 4 Boost Stones, 1 Cleansed (?) Multiplier Orb, Sub-par godmod lock, Something)
Player inventory:
Ultimate Orb of Shielding(+1 attack shield to everything on field)
True Multiplier Orbs x 3
Godmodding Vol. 1
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
[AG - GoldHero101]The Destroyer: 130,000/130,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A(won't attack CaptainNZZZ)
[AG - Daskter]Tassadar: 365,000/365,000 HP, 20,000 x 4A (30% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack...?)(Totem of Life Unended - when entity dies, puts them into "unended" mode, where HP decays by 50% until healing surpasses it)(secret power, activating in 6!)
The Sapper: 150,000/150,000 HP (can build new simple structures)(Adding bunkers outside of keep, done in 5!)
Fortress: 120,000 HP
Healbot Mk.1: 60,000/60,000 HP, +12,000A (inside Keep)
[AG - Crusher]Janus: 150,000/150,000 HP, Unlock Evolution: 2/10, Unlock Ability!A (needs manual special charging)
[AG - Arsenical]Scoville Reaver: 56,000/130,000 HP, 60,000A (A S/B/D ignorant)(+26,000 HP/turn)(conversion resistance)(protected from 4 attack)
[AG - Karpinsky]Edgardo: 75,000/75,000 HP, 9 SP (A S/B/D ignorant)(each SP worth 7,000A, all used on command)(+1 SP/turn)
[N - CaptainNZZZ]Rotaz: 20,000/20,000 HP(engineer)(+5% accuracy)(15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(protected from 1 attack)(1 attack redirector)(Dimensional and Space Emergency Button)
Magitek servitor factory: 45,000/45,000 HP, +9,000A, +1 Servitor/turn (2 attack redirector)(+5% accuracy)(40% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)
Servitors: 2,000 x 16, 1,000 x 16A(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(1 attack redirector)
[N - JOEbob]Death-elite engineer: 1,000 HP (-1 turn on production pack)(building evolving entity, done in 1!)(scheduled to build space engineer cloner, will take 6)
Prism Deployer: 20,000 HP (+1 Prism/turn)
Prism: 5,000 x 2HP
Mysterious Farmers: 40,000 x 7 HP, Special: New evolving entity, ready in 1! (controlling evolving entities)(protected from 1 attack)
Devolver: 200,000/200,000 HP, 50,000A (devolves in 1!)
Builder Builder: 200,000/200,000 + 60,000 HP (+1 Builder per turn)(protected by The Cup)
Builder: 3,000 x 6 HP (Helping Death-elite engineer)
[N - Winkins]Bunny Baron: 8,000 HP, shield bun summon: 0/2 (20% dodge rate)
Bun prince/princess: 10,000 x 2 HP, 12,000 x 2A, bun knight summon: 0/2 (50% dodge rate)
Bun knights: 26,000 x 7 HP, 7,500 x 7A (10% dodge rate)
Shield buns: 5,000 x 3 HP (20% dodge rate)
Sushi: 200,000 HP, 25,000A (protected from 2 attack)(Bodyguarding all Winkins entities!)
Fortified Rice Monastery(Gives +10,000 HP/turn, -5,000 damage from all attacks, and +5,000A to Winkins-owned entities)(tended by Farmer Contractors, Lightward Mages)(needs to be killed in one hit)
Specials: Rice Feast - 3/4, Rice Torrent - 0/4
GoldHero101(2CP, Has Greatsword, Self damage ticket)
Krill13(10CP)
JOEbob(22CP, nice bed, infinite charmzard energy, 4 Boost Stones, 1 Cleansed (?) Multiplier Orb, Sub-par godmod lock, Something)
Player inventory:
Ultimate Orb of Shielding(+1 attack shield to everything on field)
True Multiplier Orbs x 3
Godmodding Vol. 1
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
[AG - CompTIA]LIVE Space Station(has emergency thrusters - saves from one deadly attack!)(Enhanced Production capacity)(Point defense - 12% chance to null attacks)(protected from 4 attack)(attacking godmodder!)
Protective Forcefield: Blocks first 9,000 HP of damage each turn!
Weaponry array: Machine guns: 1,000 x 40A
Ship AI panel(current AI: CompTIA)
Quadcopter deployer: +2 quadcopter/turn
Quadcopters: 1,000 x 22 HP, 500 x 22A (guarding LIVE Space Station)
Space engineers: 100 x 960 HP (+50 engineers/turn)(x4 production capacity)
Status effect clearer(clearing status effects from Space Station)
Containment tractor beam: Currently not holding any entities!
Stunted Nexus(protected from 1 attack)
[N - EternalStruggle]Apex Fleet: TA: 78,000(attacking godmodder!)
The Apex: 190,500/370,000 HP, 25,000 x 2A (-7,000 damage from all attacks)(Fleet Beacon - x1 attack frigate/turn, x1 Ordnance cruiser/update multiple of 3, x1 Spectral Lord/update multiple of 5, x1 Overseer/update multiple of 7)
Attack frigates: 1,000 x 13 HP, 1,000 x 13A (10% dodge rate)
Ordnance cruiser: 2,500 x 4 HP, 2,500 x 4A(can attack or heal)
Spectral Lord: 8,000 x 3 HP, 4/4 charge, 5,000A (currently charging)
Overseer: 5,000 x 3 HP (summons 1 attack drone and 1 constructor drone/turn)(protected from 2 attack)
Attack drone: 1 x 18 HP, 500 x 18A
Constructor drone: 400 x 22 HP (working on Fortifier Tripod, done in 3!)
Engineering depot: 4,000 x 2HP (+2 Constructors/turn)
[PG]VACUUM CLEANER (moves stuff to DEATH Stasis Pod every turn!)
[PG]Godmodder: 89/301 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket, Double Rainbow ticket x3)(Repository Charge: 10/10)(Charge: 1/2)(Owes JOEbob 5 actions)(Artifact Blaster - doubles power of any action or charge once)(Mascythe - 3-way action split)(Infinileaf clover - succeeds at all luck rolls)(Starcalibur - x2 actions(container - allows holding without drain))
Player info:
[N]EternalStruggle - CP: 0 (Increased HP)(protected from 1 attack)
[N+2]JoeBOB - CP: 2(Cult of the Cube)
Daskter - CP: 7 (has Giant Pile of Starcraft Scrap, Boosted Evolve Hunters)(slightly injured)
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 2(+1,000A Iron sword, 10,000 damage token, 1 Multiplier Stone, 1 Multiplier Orb)(slightly injured)
Karpinsky - CP: 2
MooGoestheCow - CP: 6
Player Inventory:
Medkit x 2, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Miniature Doormaker Plushy, Bravely Default Asterisks, Mirror Frame, Black Filling, Economy-Melting Bank Note
Charge Booster (damage: 7/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Fred's Cage (inside is Yorehammer)
God of Dreams aid
Ring with United States of America Smash(3 uses left)
Celestial Guidance(2 uses left)
Magical Obliteration(1 use left)
Desperation Shield(Leaves one Player at mortally wounded if they would otherwise die)
ITEM
[N+2]JoeBOB - CP: 2(Cult of the Cube)
Daskter - CP: 7 (has Giant Pile of Starcraft Scrap, Boosted Evolve Hunters)(slightly injured)
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 2(+1,000A Iron sword, 10,000 damage token, 1 Multiplier Stone, 1 Multiplier Orb)(slightly injured)
Karpinsky - CP: 2
MooGoestheCow - CP: 6
Player Inventory:
Medkit x 2, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Miniature Doormaker Plushy, Bravely Default Asterisks, Mirror Frame, Black Filling, Economy-Melting Bank Note
Charge Booster (damage: 7/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Fred's Cage (inside is Yorehammer)
God of Dreams aid
Ring with United States of America Smash(3 uses left)
Celestial Guidance(2 uses left)
Magical Obliteration(1 use left)
Desperation Shield(Leaves one Player at mortally wounded if they would otherwise die)
ITEM
She/Her
Entity Orders: I order the Space Station to halt its attack and climb as high as possible in order to escape the VACUUM CLEANER.
1x action (1 CP used also): I spread an Antimemetic Cloud of Gas, which will neutralize all memetic effects in its radius, across the HEXAGONAFIELD.
1x action (1 CP used also): I replace the wooden replica of the Godmodder with a large tube, definitely large enough to hold the entities charging at the Godmodder, both ends of which are facing towards the charging entities.
1x action: Suddenly, the Godmodder is surrounded by 20 copies of himself. The copies are indistinguishable from the ordinary Godmodder, at least to most forms of scanning or detection.
The Godmodder looks left, and so do all the copies. The Godmodder looks right, and so do all the copies. The Godmodder lashes out at one of the copies, but all the copies lash out in the exact same direction, so nothing comes of it.
This continues for a while until the Godmodder lets out an annoyed "Arrgh!" (or any noise at all, I'm not picky)
Then the copies all turn and face the Godmodder, remaining perfectly silent.
They rush at the Godmodder and grab him. Three each grab his legs, arms, and head (so that's fifteen holding him down). Two more force his jaw shut. One pulls out a needle and another pulls out thread, which they hand to the last one. This last copy stands over the Godmodder, whose muffled screams are growing louder and louder, only to reach their peak when the needle pierces his upper lip.
Working quickly, the copy sews the Godmodder's lips shut. When he has finished, all the copies, as well as the needle and thread, begin to glow with an orange light, which quickly grows to blinding. In a flash, the copies disappear, leaving most of their power to strengthen the thread and hold the Godmodder's mouth shut.
1x action (1 CP used also): I spread an Antimemetic Cloud of Gas, which will neutralize all memetic effects in its radius, across the HEXAGONAFIELD.
1x action (1 CP used also): I replace the wooden replica of the Godmodder with a large tube, definitely large enough to hold the entities charging at the Godmodder, both ends of which are facing towards the charging entities.
1x action: Suddenly, the Godmodder is surrounded by 20 copies of himself. The copies are indistinguishable from the ordinary Godmodder, at least to most forms of scanning or detection.
The Godmodder looks left, and so do all the copies. The Godmodder looks right, and so do all the copies. The Godmodder lashes out at one of the copies, but all the copies lash out in the exact same direction, so nothing comes of it.
This continues for a while until the Godmodder lets out an annoyed "Arrgh!" (or any noise at all, I'm not picky)
Then the copies all turn and face the Godmodder, remaining perfectly silent.
They rush at the Godmodder and grab him. Three each grab his legs, arms, and head (so that's fifteen holding him down). Two more force his jaw shut. One pulls out a needle and another pulls out thread, which they hand to the last one. This last copy stands over the Godmodder, whose muffled screams are growing louder and louder, only to reach their peak when the needle pierces his upper lip.
Working quickly, the copy sews the Godmodder's lips shut. When he has finished, all the copies, as well as the needle and thread, begin to glow with an orange light, which quickly grows to blinding. In a flash, the copies disappear, leaving most of their power to strengthen the thread and hold the Godmodder's mouth shut.
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[1x] I take ITEM. going by the same logic that blank cards worked on back in Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker's M:tG section, it can be any item I want. going by the logic of "that'd be too overpowered", it can Temporarily be any item I want. I completely ignore any other possibilities, and as such, there ARE no other possibilities. so, I have it duplicate... Yorehammer! since it isn't actually yorehammer, not really, the cage doesn't notice it... and I "yorehammer" pierce my way through, grab fred, tell him to throw some rocks at the godmodder, and send him out. inside the cage, I pick up yorehammer for just a moment, and use the legendary weapons protection-piercing properties to apply to the rest of my actions. I suppose this does leave one of my bodies stuck in the cage, but yorehammer is literally right there, i'm already a player, and the cage can't stop me anyway because- you guessed it!- yorehammer!
[1x] First of all, the Godmodder hasn't said a word. it's all been YOU, moniker, near as I can tell. the narration hasn't been "the Godmodder explains whatever" or "the godmodder reveals that", just you talkingandtalkingandarguinganddenyingmystatements-
ahem. the following are quotes, and not actions, until the end of the spoiler.
The first action is saying that, essentially, "the Godmodder countered something. I countered the godmodders counter, and he couldn't counter my counter. LET ME GET GODMODDER ENERGY -> GODMODDER LOCK!!!!!!1!!!!!!!" the discussion above can be summarized as
Moniker misses thing. i point it out. moniker makes counter based on 'try'. i point out try was only the summary. moniker says godmodder was made to not get stolen from. I explain why thats irrelevent. moniker says he forgot what we were talking about. and that we were talking at all.
[1x]
Well, fred's safe, right? uh.... (Entity orders! Fred is to become a member of the space station, and as such defended by the gyrocopters. fred also ordered to attack godmodder)... yeah, he'll be fine.
ANYWAY! With Yorehammers power temporarily available from action 1, I find it is, in fact, quite easy to force my way into the Godmodders pocket dimension. I've been there before, after all, and he can't protect it from me! this allows me to send in some duplicate bodies, which I shall use to somehow retrieve the maze and/or undo the godmodder's corruption of the maze.
[1x] First of all, the Godmodder hasn't said a word. it's all been YOU, moniker, near as I can tell. the narration hasn't been "the Godmodder explains whatever" or "the godmodder reveals that", just you talkingandtalkingandarguinganddenyingmystatements-
ahem. the following are quotes, and not actions, until the end of the spoiler.
quote 1 - JOE
[1x] "Also I try to leach and store godmodder energy throughout, storing it in a time-slowing thing that will buy me until at least next turn to work on it. i hope."
this was located in the less-then-a-paragraph summary, so I doubt you missed it. as well, the Godmodder took damage, and didn't counter at all, aside from saying he liked the attack (which i sarcastically thank him for) and the note that sauna healingness is completely impossible to determine.
So my best guess here for what the lack of mention represents....
is that I succeeded, but you're hoping I'll forget. or something. (this is resting on the assumption you didn't miss it, ofc)
Anyway! Godmodder energy, stored in a 1-turn-at-least time-slower! I immediately send my own player energy into the pocket space thingy, being only the second person to post and as such being extremely close to the time of retrieval, plus this is my first action. so, my player energy is brought in there, and through the combination of Player and Godmodder energy, a Player Lock is formed. that is, the kind you need to be a player to open, not the kind you need to be a godmodder for.
quote 2- Moniker
I missed it... but if I hypothetically HADN'T missed it, the result would probably have been "you TRY to leech it? You fail!". Something like that.
quote 3- JOE
[1x]well, the thing is, moniker, I didn't say "I Try" in the action. I said it in the summary, which is there to make sure you notice everything, which you apparently didn't, but anyway, summarys are oversimplifications of my action.
the actual leaching occurred under this text, which was admittedly a small digression but that's why there's a summary:
"...Fun fact! the Sauna benches, and my projection, are designed to leach away small amounts of Godmodder energy and store it in a very small pocket dimension with no room for the energy to evaporate into, and with an extremely high amount of time slowing so that it will remain intact until at least next turn, as long as it leaches any."
The Godmodder took damage during that action, which means his defences were, indeed, breached, and as such, the energy leaching should succeed- while the benches were quickly destroyed by my extra-loud singing, the singing originated from my projection, and so if that was destroyed would have stopped; hence, my projection remained intact. not being truly alive, my projection was unaffected by homeopathic death magic. as for the 'until at least next turn' thing, I actually made the lock last turn,I just need to convince you it happened before I can do anything with it, because FOR SOME REASON you're completely unwilling to do this unless backed into a corner. and even then you might not be willing, I don't know yet.
Quote 4 - Moniker
Your projections "were designed to"? But of course, JOEbob, you're ignoring that the godmodder "was designed to" not be leeched energy from! So it doesn't work.
Quote 5- JOE
[1x] yes, but the projection was designed taking into account every defense the Godmodder has, and his general structure. the projection did not exist when the godmodder was... born? godmodderiffied? raised?, so he can't have been designed taking it into account. with him setting up defences against the general case, and me against the much more specific case, taking into account every detail about it, I've very much got the advantage. and so I DO have a Godmodder Lock SO THERE.
Quote 6 - moniker
I don't understand what the first action saying. Please state it more simply, along with what exact debate you're having with the godmodder that it extends from.
[1x] "Also I try to leach and store godmodder energy throughout, storing it in a time-slowing thing that will buy me until at least next turn to work on it. i hope."
this was located in the less-then-a-paragraph summary, so I doubt you missed it. as well, the Godmodder took damage, and didn't counter at all, aside from saying he liked the attack (which i sarcastically thank him for) and the note that sauna healingness is completely impossible to determine.
So my best guess here for what the lack of mention represents....
is that I succeeded, but you're hoping I'll forget. or something. (this is resting on the assumption you didn't miss it, ofc)
Anyway! Godmodder energy, stored in a 1-turn-at-least time-slower! I immediately send my own player energy into the pocket space thingy, being only the second person to post and as such being extremely close to the time of retrieval, plus this is my first action. so, my player energy is brought in there, and through the combination of Player and Godmodder energy, a Player Lock is formed. that is, the kind you need to be a player to open, not the kind you need to be a godmodder for.
quote 2- Moniker
I missed it... but if I hypothetically HADN'T missed it, the result would probably have been "you TRY to leech it? You fail!". Something like that.
quote 3- JOE
[1x]well, the thing is, moniker, I didn't say "I Try" in the action. I said it in the summary, which is there to make sure you notice everything, which you apparently didn't, but anyway, summarys are oversimplifications of my action.
the actual leaching occurred under this text, which was admittedly a small digression but that's why there's a summary:
"...Fun fact! the Sauna benches, and my projection, are designed to leach away small amounts of Godmodder energy and store it in a very small pocket dimension with no room for the energy to evaporate into, and with an extremely high amount of time slowing so that it will remain intact until at least next turn, as long as it leaches any."
The Godmodder took damage during that action, which means his defences were, indeed, breached, and as such, the energy leaching should succeed- while the benches were quickly destroyed by my extra-loud singing, the singing originated from my projection, and so if that was destroyed would have stopped; hence, my projection remained intact. not being truly alive, my projection was unaffected by homeopathic death magic. as for the 'until at least next turn' thing, I actually made the lock last turn,I just need to convince you it happened before I can do anything with it, because FOR SOME REASON you're completely unwilling to do this unless backed into a corner. and even then you might not be willing, I don't know yet.
Quote 4 - Moniker
Your projections "were designed to"? But of course, JOEbob, you're ignoring that the godmodder "was designed to" not be leeched energy from! So it doesn't work.
Quote 5- JOE
[1x] yes, but the projection was designed taking into account every defense the Godmodder has, and his general structure. the projection did not exist when the godmodder was... born? godmodderiffied? raised?, so he can't have been designed taking it into account. with him setting up defences against the general case, and me against the much more specific case, taking into account every detail about it, I've very much got the advantage. and so I DO have a Godmodder Lock SO THERE.
Quote 6 - moniker
I don't understand what the first action saying. Please state it more simply, along with what exact debate you're having with the godmodder that it extends from.
Moniker misses thing. i point it out. moniker makes counter based on 'try'. i point out try was only the summary. moniker says godmodder was made to not get stolen from. I explain why thats irrelevent. moniker says he forgot what we were talking about. and that we were talking at all.
[1x]
Well, fred's safe, right? uh.... (Entity orders! Fred is to become a member of the space station, and as such defended by the gyrocopters. fred also ordered to attack godmodder)... yeah, he'll be fine.
ANYWAY! With Yorehammers power temporarily available from action 1, I find it is, in fact, quite easy to force my way into the Godmodders pocket dimension. I've been there before, after all, and he can't protect it from me! this allows me to send in some duplicate bodies, which I shall use to somehow retrieve the maze and/or undo the godmodder's corruption of the maze.
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Bank of Betrayal VI
Trivia question: The case turns out to be voice-enabled, and responds to your answer:
"INCORRECT! Within Piono's inventory, during a battle with the godmodder, one of Piono's fellow Players (named JOEbob) convinced him to allow the Bank of Actions to set up a branch within Piono's inventory so Piono could abuse falling interest to take control of the stock market, a measure absolutely needed for Piono's next planned super-attack. Unfortunately, the plan quickly fell apart and the branch ended up destroyed, along with a number of [V] entities being summoned as a result."
Huh... you suppose you DO vaguely remember that from your time in the real world...
Hey! You can't steal the artifacts for yourself! They're the property of all the Players, not just you! You'll need approval from others to keep the artifacts!
You break an attack shield on the Drakken Laser Drill! No conditional actions, remember? You're either defending against a potential attack on your person or you aren't.
Ion: ...Stop breaking the generator?
Ion: ...But we need the stuff inside the vault...
Ion: ...Plus, aren't the bank's defenses... trying to kill you...?
Ion: ...This generator looks... repairable? We could re-set it up, but... we'd need to destroy it first... to take out the defenses...
The drill's been rotated! It is now pointing at the exit! Granted, the way to the exit is blocked by a FORCEFIELD, not a locked door, but its the same overall deal.
Delay Burning active! Status effect damage is now "stacking"!
The PG detector begins glowing and hissing! Like a creeper! You throw it at the engineerbot, destroying an attack shield!
The Crystal Golem evolves into the HELLFIRE CRYSTAL GOLEM! It's like the Crystal Golem, but stronger! And also, with a normal HP bar!
The Fabricators are building more stuff each turn! Your workers are working on a wall, but the wall might not necessarily protect against a strong enough attack!
The Terminatorbot's laser is attack-shield ignorant! It is however very impressed by you somehow managing to plug a gun using only a forcefield.
Fenix: ...
Fenix: ...All of you are right. Let's take a look at that drill.
The Terminatorbot is being repaired a bit each turn! This acts against its accumulating stacking damage!
Fenix: ...
The Void is a dark, dark place... arguably darker than the Shadow Realm, the void cannot be reached easily, nor survived in easily. Paradoxdragonpaci with their whole "dragon" set of abilities *may* be able to make it, but many of you might perish if you tried to stay in it for a long time.
Fenix: Mind probing? Well... let me talk to Latula first.
Fenix: Once we've managed to regroup, we can... figure out what to about all this from there.
You charge.
You said you were charging, like... 3 times in this post...
VHRMMMCHUCKCHUCKUCKCUCKUCKUCKUCK
Ah... the sound of blended Alarmbot and Duelbot Generator in the morning... the Duelbot Generator is Blended, and sparking from the damage its taken! 16,000 damage to the Alarmbot!
ZZZZZZ
The Terminatorbot is now taking an additional 15,000 stacking damage!
As the glowing ball of light forms above you, your muscles bulge out! The anime only gets more intense!
"INCORRECT! You see, the Bank of Actions tried to gain market share in the YuGiOh card space, and so one ultra rare card called "pot of actions" was printed, which was a card that deployed a Bank of Actions to help the Yu-Gi-Oh Player win the game! Unfortunately, it was quickly banned in tournament play, making it mostly worthless, and the card is currently floating around on Ebay somewhere for a sizable chunk of money."
3 CP donated to Piono!
+1 shield to the Relic! The Relic will do as you say...
Apologies. You've now got the Metallica plant. That's... 2 out of 3 things now, I think?
Fenix's soldiers now have definitely-not-rigged to explode weaponry! The Duelbot Generator is now auto-scratching! It gets a horribly ugly scratch whenever it deploys a Duelbot!
Archive of our own? After the fourth fanfic of Starcalibur and Mascythe being in a relationship, explicit content included, you somehow get a revelation that reveals to you a handful of secrets about the indestructibility of legendary weapons!
You can't "poof over" to the real Players, but you do request they send the message with telepathic communication:
Brillo: There's no way I can possibly remember that! I'll have to... WRITE IT DOWN!
You feel as though the odds of them getting the message or understanding it are unfortunately limited.
You turn the drill around a second time! Now, it's pointing back towards the Bank of Actions! Looks like you and Piono's turning canceled each other out...
Examining the drill control panel, you see it actually has very limited controls. There's only an up-down lever with labels reading "FIRE" and "STOP" at the lowest and highest points. Next to that, there's an indicator showing the drill's current charge level. Right now, it's almost at full charge! Must have happened while you were fighting!
Your fellow Players ask you to calm down. You're too on edge! Assaulting random Players because they're a little confused?? Now isn't the time to be turning in on ourselves! Bill Nye's action is just fine.
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ALLIED(?) FORCES:
The Fabricators make new soldiers and workers - the workers begin the protective wall construction while the soldiers attack the engineerbot and take off an attack shield!
The Relic uses AIR SLASH on the forcefield preventing you from exiting the Bank of Actions! The Air Slash mostly just bounces off. It seems the forcefield is tougher than it looks. As long as the generator is active, you're stuck in here, and the Bank's defenses are only going to keep accumulating... keeping the generator is not a good long-term solution.
The allied gun soldiers use FlamingFlapjacks new and completely safe weaponry to shoot at the Alarmbot, taking it out! No new Bank of Actions reinforcements this turn! The shield soldiers all add extra shields to the Drakken Laser Drill! The Hellfire Crystal Golem attacks the engineerbot, shaving off the last attack shield!
Fenix heads over to the Drakken Laser Drill, and flips the lever from "FIRE" to "STOP".
Fenix: It looks like its still charging up...
Fenix: For now, perhaps we shouldn't blow this vault open until we can confirm the veracity of the Federal Fraud Investigators. And... until I can find out who I am.
Fenix: Please, everyone. Let's destroy the generator. I want to talk to Latula.
The automatic HEXAGONARMOR finishes unlocking Artifact Case B! Within is... the ORB OF RESURRECTION! It can be used to resurrect a past allied entity at the height of its power, with no penalties from the Curse of Repetitiveness! You'll have to vote as a group on which entity to revive... when you get a chance to use this thing. For now, it heads to the DEATH Stasis Pod. Don't worry - its completely safe inside!
BANK OF ACTIONS:
The Floor-mounted Flamethrower fires at a gun soldier, destroying 2 attack shields! The Terminatorbot charges to full attack charge, and gets 115,000 damage stacked onto it... it's almost ready to fire!
Fenix: The Drakken Laser Drill may still be a valuable asset to us... I don't want my discussion with Latula to seem like me failing as a commander and allowing the drill to be destroyed!
Fenix: It's turned off, and won't immediately fire at the vault door. Let's keep it alive for now!
The Engineerbot upgrades themselves to V2! Now, it can upgrade two systems each turn!
The Ceiling-mounted machine guns reappear, ready to fire! There's still one more Bank of Actions phase to survive!
The Duelbot Generator activates! Two new duelbots appear! The first goes for Fenix! Being a Duelbot V2, its duels are tougher to win as compared to its V1 counterpart! The second one goes for a Player... Its Crusher! Crusher is made to fight the Duelbot! He'll have to spend all his time beating the crap out of this thing!
Fenix: ...One more turn. We can do this.
BASEMENT:
Though suspicious of the situation, the Players keep attacking. If they want to set up something special, maybe they'll have a chance once the generator is destroyed! The generator is reduced to 10% health left. Next turn, it'll be obliterated!
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THE BANK OF ACTIONS:
[AG - DragonofHope]Fabricators: 14,000 x 2 HP, +3 Soldier/Worker each turn! (protected from 2 attack), Wall: 4,000 HP
Soldiers: 300 x 9 HP, 500 x 9A
Workers+1: 300 x 9 HP (working on wall!))
[AG - Kyleruler]Relic: 125,000/150,000 HP (meter fills up by 1 for each kind of elemental attack used - if done multiple times in a row fills up faster)(last used: N/A)(protected from 3 attack)
Fire -----+----- Water (Attacks: Flamethrower(attacks one with fire), inferno(better flamethrower), soothing waters(heals ally for 10%), torrent(heals one ally for 50,000 HP))
Air -++++---- Earth (Attacks: Wind slash(A S/B/D ignorant attack), Thunderstorm(better wind slash), Tremor(hits 3 enemies), Earthquake(hits all ground entities))
[N - CaptainNZZZ]Hellfire Crystal Golem: 80,000/80,000 HP, 12,000A
[N]Drakken Laser Drill: 890,000/1,000,000 HP (prepping to blast open exit forcefield)(5% dodge rate)(regenerating +50,000 HP/turn)(protected from 5 attack)(1 attack redirector)
[N]Shield soldier: 200,000/200,000 HP, +1 shield!A(protected from 1 attack)(Explodes-on-betrayal gear)
[N]Shield soldier: 200,000/200,000 HP, +1 shield!A(protected from 1 attack)(Explodes-on-betrayal gear)
[N]Shield soldier: 200,000/200,000 HP, +1 shield!A(Explodes-on-betrayal gear)
[N]Gun soldier: 150,000/150,000 HP, 75,000A (Explodes-on-betrayal gear)
[N]Gun soldier: 150,000/150,000 HP, 75,000A (protected from 2 attack)(Explodes-on-betrayal gear)
[N]Gun soldier: 150,000/150,000 HP, 75,000A(Explodes-on-betrayal gear)
[N]Fenix: 1,500,000/1,500,000 HP, 50,000 x 6A, Call Reinforcements: 1/4 (Player Knife - deals triple damage in duels)(protected from 3 attack + 2 more attacks from Dodyguard)(ENGAGED)
[N]Duelbot: Fenix +++++++++++++++ Duelbot (ENGAGED)
[AG]Crusher(ENGAGED)
[N]Duelbot: Crusher +++++++++++++++ Duelbot (ENGAGED)
[N]Duelbot Generator V2(produces 2 V2 Duelbots/turn!)(Blended)(Auto-scratching)
[N]Terminatorbot V3: 179,000/300,000 HP, 5,000,000,000,000A, 3/3 Attack Charge (100% resistance to direct damage)(A S/B/D ignorant)(Stun Immunity)(Bodyguard ignorant)(Instant kills negative-HP entities)(+115,000 HP/turn STACKING damage, 115,000 damage stacked, stack auto-collapses in 2!)
[N]Ceiling-mounted machine gun: 100,000/100,000 HP, 90,000 x 4A (self-repairing-2)
[N]Ceiling-mounted machine gun: 100,000/100,000 HP, 100,000 x 4A (self-repairing-2)
[N]Floor-mounted Flamethrower: 200,000/200,000 HP, Burn x 2!A (self-repairing-1)
[N]Engineerbot V2: 490,000/500,000 HP (Upgrades two system/robot each turn)(protected from 3 attacks, +3 attack shields/turn)(Total Stun resistance)(flaming, -10,000 HP/turn)
[N]Alarm: Current Alert Level: +++++ (Calls in more threats if alert level is raised!)
[N]Artifact Case C: _ O _ _ C _ _ O _ I C (Epic-level item inside!)
[N]Artifact Case D: _ _ O _ _ W O R _ (Epic-level item inside!)
[N]Artifact Case F: Trivia Question: Name one location the Bank of Actions has never had a location or sub-location at.
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BASEMENT:
[AG]Brillo
[AG]A/B/C
[AG]Ion
[N]Bank of Actions Generator: 10% intact!
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Player info:
Captain.cat - CP: 19(1 Boost Stone)(protected from 1 attack)
MooGoestheCow - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 12 (Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Overpowering Poison, Remnant crypt energy, EMP)(2 attack redirector)
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 11
That-Random-Guy - CP: 29(Echolocation)(protected from 1 attack)(King of the Hill - x2 actions, takes x2 damage!)
Arsenical - CP: 5(2 posts in debt!)
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 19
Pionoplayer - CP: 37(has Ornate Ring, Mirror)(protected from 1 attack)
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 18(protected from 1 attack)(has paradox void cards, absorbed Bad Luck, hexagonaherbs, 7 Homestuck Aspect vials(Life/Void/Mind/Blood/Doom gone), Vial of Aspects(12 power), BUFFNESS), Save Point: None
[N]Srovy - CP: 7(Cult of the Cube)(knows Seven Swans technique)(residual 3.9 cube power)(At the bottom of a Vat of Burning Stone)
Crusher48 - CP: 4(Has Bost stone, Tactician Soul in a Bottle, 2 Boost Stones, Scanner Cannon)
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 11(Espionage ghost)(Excalibur - 6 Power)
General_Urist - CP: 3 (Shotgun of Dope - 2 power left, attack debuffs whoever it hits)
[N]That(Other)OtherGuy - CP: 3(+10,000 HP sword, Old Control Panel(red, blue, green buttons), Delicious cake)
Spicy Serious - CP: 10 (Has Preserving Jar w/Sheriff gear)
Bill Nye - CP: 7 (has super sharp gold sword - 2 power left, burny iron sword - 2 power left, bow and arrow - 3 power)
Kyleruler - CP: 5 (Spellblade - ||||||||||)
Algot - CP: 5 (1 attack converter, Mithril shield)
GoldHero101 - CP: 20
Krill13 - CP: 8 (Has Eyowean Greatsword, 2 1-power uses left, Godmodder Protection Suit)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: (has pocket reactor(3 power), power armor)
SophiaLT16 - CP: 7
Ban the Fairy King - CP: 0
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 8 (has Anti-Glitch armor, Quest Pack)
Trifling Epithet - CP: 12(Has Minor Enemy Healing Ticket, S. Generator (gives 18.5 + 1.5[updates since 103] shields when activated))
[N-1]Woobydoobydoo - CP: 0
MrDanger2nd - CP: 9
[N]Evonix - CP: 9(Has bee defense field, beenades, Bee Relativity Pistol)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 5(has grenades)
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 14
RedRover1760 - CP: 7(has memestone, infinite energy redirector, Kinetic Energy Stealing Railgun - 2 power, recording suit, Void teleport suit, hexxagonal field teleporter(3 uses remaining))
MooGoestheCow - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 12 (Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Overpowering Poison, Remnant crypt energy, EMP)(2 attack redirector)
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 11
That-Random-Guy - CP: 29(Echolocation)(protected from 1 attack)(King of the Hill - x2 actions, takes x2 damage!)
Arsenical - CP: 5(2 posts in debt!)
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 19
Pionoplayer - CP: 37(has Ornate Ring, Mirror)(protected from 1 attack)
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 18(protected from 1 attack)(has paradox void cards, absorbed Bad Luck, hexagonaherbs, 7 Homestuck Aspect vials(Life/Void/Mind/Blood/Doom gone), Vial of Aspects(12 power), BUFFNESS), Save Point: None
[N]Srovy - CP: 7(Cult of the Cube)(knows Seven Swans technique)(residual 3.9 cube power)(At the bottom of a Vat of Burning Stone)
Crusher48 - CP: 4(Has Bost stone, Tactician Soul in a Bottle, 2 Boost Stones, Scanner Cannon)
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 11(Espionage ghost)(Excalibur - 6 Power)
General_Urist - CP: 3 (Shotgun of Dope - 2 power left, attack debuffs whoever it hits)
[N]That(Other)OtherGuy - CP: 3(+10,000 HP sword, Old Control Panel(red, blue, green buttons), Delicious cake)
Spicy Serious - CP: 10 (Has Preserving Jar w/Sheriff gear)
Bill Nye - CP: 7 (has super sharp gold sword - 2 power left, burny iron sword - 2 power left, bow and arrow - 3 power)
Kyleruler - CP: 5 (Spellblade - ||||||||||)
Algot - CP: 5 (1 attack converter, Mithril shield)
GoldHero101 - CP: 20
Krill13 - CP: 8 (Has Eyowean Greatsword, 2 1-power uses left, Godmodder Protection Suit)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: (has pocket reactor(3 power), power armor)
SophiaLT16 - CP: 7
Ban the Fairy King - CP: 0
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 8 (has Anti-Glitch armor, Quest Pack)
Trifling Epithet - CP: 12(Has Minor Enemy Healing Ticket, S. Generator (gives 18.5 + 1.5[updates since 103] shields when activated))
[N-1]Woobydoobydoo - CP: 0
MrDanger2nd - CP: 9
[N]Evonix - CP: 9(Has bee defense field, beenades, Bee Relativity Pistol)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 5(has grenades)
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 14
RedRover1760 - CP: 7(has memestone, infinite energy redirector, Kinetic Energy Stealing Railgun - 2 power, recording suit, Void teleport suit, hexxagonal field teleporter(3 uses remaining))
You'll have ONE extra turn to open the remaining artifact cases after the generator is destroyed. Keep that in mind.
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Trivia answer: Heaven (specifically, the Heaven of the Mandate of Heaven sidequest)
3 actions: I smash away the Engineerbot's attack shields. Smash! Smash! Smash!
3 actions: I smash away the Engineerbot's attack shields. Smash! Smash! Smash!
So, Duelbot. You do realize that forcing a Player to do nothing but fight you is going to end horribly for you, right? Meh, you probably don't care due to being a robot, but still. You are dead. The only question is how long it's going to take.
So, he currently seems to have the advantage. But wait, I have five bodies, each with their own personality and abilities (except when I don't, because I'm too lazy to have more than one body at a time except for effort plays).
Okay, he isn't even fighting one of us. The duelbot is currently fighting a shadow clone I created. We can just ignore him, right?
No. He's got some sort of unusual magic. If we ignore him it'll damage us. We have to focus all of our power on killing it.
What, we can't have one of us fight it while the rest of us accomplish objectives?
No, I think we might still be able to accomplish our objectives.
Well, I know that this is a free action, so I'm going to detonate the Terminatorbot.
Free Action: I activate my contingency to dispel Delay Burning, causing the Terminatorbot to detonate from stacked-up DOT when its turn comes up.
Alright, you do that, we're kiling this bastard.
Focused Action: While the duelbot duels my teammate's shadow clone, I rush it from behind and backstab it so hard that I punch through the Duelbot and kill the shadow clone. Unfortunately, this doesn't seem to have any impact on the Duelbot's dueling ability, and now I get in a swordfight with it. I immediately amplify my speed and strength with an incredible telekinetic ability, and just barely begin to beat it out, getting in a few nicks here and there.
Then, I backstep, charge my blade with phasing energy, and slash into the Duelbot's blades, cutting them at the hilt. It pulls out new swords, and I also cut them at the hilt. Eventually, it runs out of swords, and then I chop its head off. Or not. Apparently I burned my cut-through-everything energy on chopping its swords up.
However, I did still land a sword hit at hypersonic speeds. Even though it didn't decapitate the duelbot, it was quite powerful enough to give it the Smash Bros. treatment and launch it straight into the Duelbot generator with a sonic boom. However, the Duelbot still crawls out of the crater it's just left in the Duelbot generator and continues to fight, this time quickdrawing a laser gun.
I counter the laser gun by teleporting behind the Duelbot every time he fires, until he decides to get smart and fire behind his back. Then, he manages to land a hit that is blocked by my armor, but I retaliate with a telekinetic punch that rips its gun arm off and sends it flying into the floor-mounted flamethrower, becoming lodged in its mechanisms and disabling it.
The Duelbot, now out of weapons and down an arm, attempts to activate its last-ditch chest cannon, but at the last second it receives a well-placed electric shock that overloads its systems and causes its cannon to self-destruct. Since I don't want to be near its explosion, I telekinetically throw it away from my side of the field and towards the bank's entities. Then I realize that I could have just used reactive telekinesis to nullify the explosion, and do that as well to make sure that the duelbot doesn't get a suicide kill on me.
So, he currently seems to have the advantage. But wait, I have five bodies, each with their own personality and abilities (except when I don't, because I'm too lazy to have more than one body at a time except for effort plays).
Okay, he isn't even fighting one of us. The duelbot is currently fighting a shadow clone I created. We can just ignore him, right?
No. He's got some sort of unusual magic. If we ignore him it'll damage us. We have to focus all of our power on killing it.
What, we can't have one of us fight it while the rest of us accomplish objectives?
No, I think we might still be able to accomplish our objectives.
Well, I know that this is a free action, so I'm going to detonate the Terminatorbot.
Free Action: I activate my contingency to dispel Delay Burning, causing the Terminatorbot to detonate from stacked-up DOT when its turn comes up.
Alright, you do that, we're kiling this bastard.
Focused Action: While the duelbot duels my teammate's shadow clone, I rush it from behind and backstab it so hard that I punch through the Duelbot and kill the shadow clone. Unfortunately, this doesn't seem to have any impact on the Duelbot's dueling ability, and now I get in a swordfight with it. I immediately amplify my speed and strength with an incredible telekinetic ability, and just barely begin to beat it out, getting in a few nicks here and there.
Then, I backstep, charge my blade with phasing energy, and slash into the Duelbot's blades, cutting them at the hilt. It pulls out new swords, and I also cut them at the hilt. Eventually, it runs out of swords, and then I chop its head off. Or not. Apparently I burned my cut-through-everything energy on chopping its swords up.
However, I did still land a sword hit at hypersonic speeds. Even though it didn't decapitate the duelbot, it was quite powerful enough to give it the Smash Bros. treatment and launch it straight into the Duelbot generator with a sonic boom. However, the Duelbot still crawls out of the crater it's just left in the Duelbot generator and continues to fight, this time quickdrawing a laser gun.
I counter the laser gun by teleporting behind the Duelbot every time he fires, until he decides to get smart and fire behind his back. Then, he manages to land a hit that is blocked by my armor, but I retaliate with a telekinetic punch that rips its gun arm off and sends it flying into the floor-mounted flamethrower, becoming lodged in its mechanisms and disabling it.
The Duelbot, now out of weapons and down an arm, attempts to activate its last-ditch chest cannon, but at the last second it receives a well-placed electric shock that overloads its systems and causes its cannon to self-destruct. Since I don't want to be near its explosion, I telekinetically throw it away from my side of the field and towards the bank's entities. Then I realize that I could have just used reactive telekinesis to nullify the explosion, and do that as well to make sure that the duelbot doesn't get a suicide kill on me.
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