Update CIV (104)
Well, so far, what's shown to cause Entropic Paradox rolls is the Charge Booster, as well as any Charge Stones, which can be made with the Charge Stone Generator, which is... now destroyed. You'll have to make a new one if you want more entropic paradox rolls.
Right now, you've just finished infiltrating the Soulrazer, and managed to kill everyone inside as well as smash that self-destruct button... BUT... it didn't actually destroy the darned thing. Now you're trying to figure out a counter-strategy while dealing with the godmodder and his newly rejuvenated army.
The Designator is preparing to designate!
It'll take the enemies a moment to figure out where the Terran Army is - they'll have to attack a fake army first! Your forces have been granted an attack shield!
Unfortunately, the Shipyard now converts your actions to progress at a 3:2 rate rather than a 1:1 rate without an immense creativity boost. It seems upgrading the Shipyard with the Multiplier orb, while making the Shipyard faster, is also causing it to outpace your own actions! +1 progress to each currently running upgrade.
You make a wall around your remaining Mini-Festum! +1 attack shield! You also put 2 more actions into the base. That's... 5, now?
Keeping track of this is getting too hard, I'll debit your CP for 5 and then you can use actions from your CP to deploy the base officially.
In the meantime though, I use my other two actions to start charging to summon an item shop so we can get more items to combine things with via the Alchemiter.
Recettear (Item Shop) 2/10[/QUOTE]
You take Alice to Starbucks! But there's no Starbucks around! You're forced to build a new Starbucks around Alice. Well, she's safer now.
You charge up 2 CP...
Not the eyes! Well... they should grow back, too. So take some comfort in that.
...Somno Energy... I assume you mean you're using the remaining "Somno ability" JOEbob has saved? Of the two that he had, one of which he's already used? Somno's body was on the Soulrazer, and its gone now - even if it weren't, he's been without his third eye for so long you couldn't gather it if you tried.
Somno's Equation Energy + Eyeball: Third Eye: With the right robotic neurotechnology upgrades, this eye can be attached to give one Player all of Somno's powers permanently. Legendary item. Cost: 100 actions, destruction of component parts. Non-repeatable.
The godmodder happily drinks the Mimir's Well water! As you specifically worded, every single Player on the HEXAGONAFIELD trips, and falls into puddles of acid that just happened to be right underfoot! The brick you were holding slips as you trip, and stubs your toe!
Okay, let me see if I can get this straight... the spirit of angry rebellion boosts YOUR power personally by a linear amount. It has an HP bar, and also has its own attack. When it dies, you lose the extra attack power it granted. You can use your own actions to power it up - by either "giving yourself HP" or "becoming ANGRIER".
With 67 actions, the stats would probably look like this - not exactly what you specified, but fairly close.
Teenage Rebellion:
HP: 360,000/360,000
Attack (at base): 21,000
Boost to Hungry Visitor's attack (at base): 15,000
This would make any attacks (but not heals) you do boosted by 15,000 damage each action - so you would attack with 27,000 power instead of the current 12,000, assuming no creativity boost.
Each extra action you put into making this guy more ANGRY would boost your attack by 500.
Normally, I'd object to a mechanic like this on principle, but it's so darned expensive it should be just inefficient enough. So, is all of this okay? Now, again, I know you wanted this thing to be deployed soon, but before you get ANGRY, keep in mind this is a huge action expenditure and we should all be super-sure.
You set fire to 3 wheat men, who throw themselves into the aforementioned acid to cool off! It doesn't work out that well for them. Well, they tried.
The godmodder welcomes you back. Hope you enjoyed your mini-vacation.
Your entities will do as you say!
The commander is nearly driven to tears! How can he be manly without his manly horns!? 40,000 damage!
You travel briefly to the Void Between Worlds... and find it in the process of being conquered! Godmodder-aligned horrorterrors are moving through, destroying everything in their path! The natural Void-aligned entities are fighting a losing battle against the godmodder's own armies. And worse yet, it seems the Dark Brotherhood has turned coat, and joined the godmodder!
You are forced to flee. Soon, this place will be entirely enemy territory.
You use 6 actions to slightly - slightly - boost the dodge rate of your entire army! This is really expensive. It would probably be a lot cheaper if you focused on specific allies you wanted to protect.
The Temporal Guardian will do as you say!
Alice: If Yorehammer hit Yoreshield... well, not even I know for sure.
Alice: I just know it would be REALLY bad.
Alice: That said... the godmodder could have instigated it already, if it was something he wanted...
There is nowhere left inside the Soulrazer to summon the illusory Soulraze reapers! All the internal tunnels have collapsed, and the collapsing ceilings and twisting metals tend to destroy things, especially 1-HP things, regardless of their immunities.
The godmodder immensely enjoys the bubble wrap, trying to pop each bubble individually! Now you've got him distracted for the next attacker...
As soon as you start thinking about how to heal a godmodder, your thoughts turn to souls... before long, you're having vivid hallucinations of text covered in blood... "sacrificeyoursoulsacrificeyoursoulsacrificeyoursoul"...
Healing a godmodder would probably be pretty difficult.
Spatial Tear Mines have appeared! They should automatically explode on anything that goes for Alice...
Expending 3 CP as well as your actions, you summon the WEARY WALL GUARD! A bunch of HP and an attack shield, they exist solely to eat attacks that your other entities would otherwise take!
...Personally? I'd suggest you don't get too attached.
You attach high negative charges to - what meteor? I don't see any meteors...
A piece of negative matter is hovering in the air near the Soulrazer! You move the Soulrazer a bit closer... just... a little bit... closer...
You charge up 2 CP!
SLOTS ROLL: 8 6 8 - you get an enemy debuff ticket!
The water disappeared thanks to... the WATER DEFENSE NETWORK! Created by Crusher, it sacrificed itself in a blaze of glory, firing every bit of water-destroying weaponry it had to eliminate all the water whilst you were battling in the Soulrazer.
Cera replies to your message:
Cera: Glad to hear Ash is doing fine! As for Liam and Seph...
Cera: They sound... sort of familiar. I don't think I ever properly knew them, but they might have been in a Player group after mine.
Cera: Our construction project is... it's coming along. It would be a waste to deploy it against the Soulrazer as it is right now.
Cera: I'm sorry, but you're going to have to figure this out yourselves.
Your harpoon strike pierces the Deaththief, destroying 32,000 of its health! It won't revive anything on your watch!
Everything is a bomb... ESPECIALLY the godmodder! The godmodder-bomb explodes, destroying all the other bombs before they get the chance!
Wait... have I been cutting off any of your actions? I quoted your post fine last turn... Oh, I see, I forgot to add CP to your tally. You're at 8 now, which should be correct.
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Altair: We're going to take on the Unit Production Factory. Get the other enemies, and find a way to stop the Soulrazer!
Altair expends 10 CP plus his 3 actions, and sneaks into the Unit Production Facility, disguised as an innocent factory manager! A fellow PG worker asks him how his day is going, and Altair, face hidden under the brim of his hard hat, orders the worker to come with him.
The two of them approach the factory control panel, where Altair orders that production be sped up! The workers panic - the godmodder already has them going at maximum capacity, now he wants MORE? Altair nods grimly. The workers were hoping to not have to do this... but they press the button.
Immediately, the factory kicks into overdrive! Units everywhere are being moved rapidly along the conveyor belt - too fast! Unfinished units are sent flying to different parts of the factory, becoming damaged in the process! And before long, the true reason the button was experimental is realized... IT MAKES THE REACTOR EXPLODE!
All the workers are forced to flee, as the Unit Production Factory bursts! The mushroom cloud can be seen all around the HEXAGONAFIELD The manager who ordered the speed-up is nowhere to be found... everyone assumes he was lost, along with about half the other factory workers, in the ensuing explosion.
Eventually, the godmodder fixes everything. But not without the Unit Production Factory taking 160,000 damage.
Ash grabs a unit and buries it, killing it! He also charges up 2 CP.
V:
All of Winkin's forces also attack the Unit Production factory, dealing 76,000 damage! Can't forget that the factory is giving the PG forces even more firepower...
AG:
The Machine charges towards the Demonic Assault Squadron Commander! Simultaneously, it is joined by all the Mini Festums and Mini-Mini festums! In the sky, you can also see a swarm of mini-eyes from the Eye of Cthulu! And as a giant backdrop... the LIVE Space Station! It's in the air once again, and can only be attacked by other flight-enabled things! Iku fires airborne torpedos from her kiddy pool at the back of the commander, preventing a safe escape!
Together, all of it DECIMATES the demonic assault squadron commander! Their attacks combined deal 213,500 damage! No! It's just barely enough to not kill the commander! They just need one more attacker... It's Cyborg! He sends a techno-lightning burst through the commander's skull, slaying him! The Demonic Assault Squadron suddenly feels a lot weaker...
The Designator uses Designate on the Soul Reapers! They'll take +40% damage until the next AG phase!
The Attack fighters and golem warriors shoot the Soul Reapers, destroying 2! Explosion Elemental hops on the Scarlet Prince's sword, and he tosses him into the sky, creating a chain explosion that takes down 3 more Soul Reapers!
The Starcraft Army opens fire on all Soul Reaper opponents! Thanks to the Designator, they deal a ton of extra damage, destroying 10 of them!
One Queen teams up with Red Tornado, and together they stomp the Giant Goomba for good, killing it! The other two queens crush the Venus Flytrap, dealing 100,000 damage to it!
Now, it's time for your enemies to take their turn...
PG:
Alice maintains the barrier around the Soulrazer. It can't fire its weaponry at you... yet.
The godmodder, Yorehammer in hand, casually strolls towards Starbucks. A guardbot squadron gets in his way. With a wave of his hand, the guardbot squadron joins the godmodder. They move off to fight the Alicebot protector, dealing 80,000 damage to it before dying themselves - and distracting it, so it can't stop the rest of the godmodder's attack this turn. The godmodder also encounters an anti-godmodding barrier in his way, along with a godmodding wall. A simple swing of Yorehammer, and both crumble to dust.
The godmodder strolls into Starbucks, where Alice is. The barista at the counter cheerily greets him, and the godmodder sees three customers at a table - one is a man with one eyepath and one eye. Another is a woman with her hair pulled over her face. The other is a gruff-looking man with a long beard. The godmodder knows immediately; one must be Alice in disguise! He sits down... and immediately, a gun is pressed to his head by the eyepatch guy - the hexagonal sheriff! As he sees Alice, in disguise as the barista, flash him an evil grin and sprint for the exit, he realizes his mistake. Of course she wouldn't be with the three obvious suspects!
The hexagonal sheriff whispers in the godmodder's ear; his time is up! The godmodder closes his eyes, ready to take 1 damage...
And at that instant, the Spatial Tear Mines activate! They all head straight for the Starbucks! The hexagonal sheriff hesitates, realizing what's about to happen, and in that instant, the godmodder teleports safely out of the blast zone! The spatial tear mines destroy the Starbucks and kill everyone inside, sheriff included - but neither Alice nor the godmodder were harmed this turn.
The demonic assault squadron, despite being weakened, fires once at the queens(attack shield destroyed), once at the Eye of Cthulu (30,000 damage - it switches to attack mode), once at the mini eyes (all dead now), once at Redtornado (dead), thrice at CaptainNZZZ's army (they fail their dodge rolls, all attack shields destroyed), twice at Dragonforce (he fails his dodge rolls, dead), and once at the Explosion Elemental (attack shield destroyed).
The units from the Unit Production Factory attack the Golem Warriors from the LIVE Space Station, killing them all!
The Mysterious Farmers spawn the Grower! Their dream-like state will wear off next turn! The Rock Monster hits the Mini-Mini festums once (killing all of them), the Machine once (70,000 damage), the Fabricated Supreme Slammers once (killing one), and the Shipyard twice (destroying 2 of 4 attack shields). The wheat men split into groups of 10! 10 hit Cyborg once (30,000 damage), 20 hit the Mini Festums twice (attack shields destroyed), 10 charge CaptainNZZZ's army, killing all his Eagles! 10 more storm the worker army, killing all the healer drones for good! Lastly, 11 swarm the poor, outclassed Explosion elemental, dealing 33,000 damage - though his explosion counter-strike kills 2 in response!
But that's everyone, right? WRONG. The Soulrazer may be Yoreshielded and unable to attack... but the Soul Reapers? They're a different story entirely! Of the 15 that remain alive, 8 launch their orbital bombardment against Arsenical's Queens - killing 2! They were some of the best attackers you had, but there is one left... two more, being airborne, take advantage of their ability to attack the entirely un-shielded and un-protected LIVE Space Station, destroying the EVIL Reinforcement Beacon! No more golem warriors! The last 5 begin a strike-and-retreat strategy against the massive starcraft army, their initial assault destroying most of the attack shields - 5 are gone! The Fleet Summoner replaces 5 of the Soul Reapers destroyed this turn.
That just leaves one foe - the Deaththief! He waves his hands, and steals death for himself - from the Demonic Assault Squadron Commander, the only major PG loss this turn!
The Demonic Assault Squadron Commander gets back up, revived and ready to go! However, his HP has been permanently cut by half in the process of revival, so he'll be - slightly - easier to kill this time around. As the commander turns around to thank the Deaththief... he sees the Deaththief lying down on the ground, a massive pink greatsword with a hello-kitty decal sticking out of his back! The Fabricated Supreme Slammers move to finish, destroying the Deaththief entirely! Alice gets up, her second action used...
Alice: Don't. Revive. Our. Enemies!
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The Temporal Guardian, the only remaining attacking member of CaptainNZZZ's army, attacks a Soulraze Reaper and destroys it! They also cast ZA WARUDO on the Rock Monster, trapping it in a no-time field! Until and through the next PG phase, the Rock Monster can't dish out or receive any damage or other effects! They are frozen in time!
The Venus Flytrap gobbles up 8 of the wheat men in one bite! The Casino Ticket Canary doesn't have orders...
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The godmodder watches this all and laughs. Finally, FINALLY, you're losing! So what if you can shield the Soulrazer? You can't kill it. Not while busy with his other forces. He knows a losing group when he sees one. The fact is? Right now, the path to the godmodder's victory is blindingly obvious, and yours is covered in more obstacles every turn. All the godmodder has to do is kill Alice - then, he and the Soulrazer, as well as the rest of his army, can destroy every entity you have - even now, your armies are dwindling. And when you're out of entities - that's when the fun truly begins. You can't protect Alice forever, unless you intend to actually kill the Soulrazer, which, again - you CAN'T do, because it still has so much HP le-
...Wait... someone's... something's appeared in the distance! Who is it!?
Cloak: PLAYERS! Prepare to receive me! I am here!
Cloak: Thanks to CaptainNZZZ's help, I've finally managed to procure one of the entities from the depths of Evacucorp.
Cloak: I was able to use a Player-Power imbued sleep to dream-see what was going on over here, and I knew immediately that this was the right one.
Cloak: But it needs power. Give it everything you have, and then it can launch its attack, and destroy the Soulrazer!
Cloak: ...And it will never kill a Player again.
You can see Cloak clearly - he's riding atop an absolutely MASSIVE cannon! He's standing on the Control Deck, but right now, nothing's working - the cannon doesn't have any power at all! It needs to be powered up from its current 0% to a full 100% - then it can fire at the Soulrazer, and deal massive damage! Frankly... it's the only chance you have left.
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Recap:
Some time ago, CaptainNZZZ put his entities in stasis, but due to the bureaucracy of Evacucorp was unable to retrieve them. So, he headed to HQ to debate his case. It turns out that Evacucorp was actually purgatory, designed specifically so that nothing would ever progress. This made it hard to get his entities out. In the process of trying to retrieve them, he learned more about the place, and met Cloak there as well. Cloak told him that he was not the first Player to lose entities to Evacucorp - many Players had lost allies in the past to the insane bureaucracy. Cloak was trying to rescue an entity from their vaults, reasoning that Evacucorp's "Buff while you wait" service would have boosted the entity's power to insane levels. Clearly, he managed to succeed.
You can use your Player abilities to charge the cannon, creatively!
The godmodder's laugh has been stopped in its tracks. But this... this will only DELAY your demise! At best! The godmodder raises his arms, and summons three Spark-inators! The Spark-inators can absorb charge from the cannon if you don't stop them! But wait... maybe there's some way you can turn these enemies into something useful...
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The Starcraft Army was just thinking... why not call in their very best friends, the Protoss Army, to help with all these enemies? Yes, that's what they're going to do! Next turn, they'll send out a call to the Protoss Army, whom they can team up with and realize their true strength!
ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon, and a boost stone! A mathematics related method...
-Stop the Soulrazer! It's HP bar is huge... you've weakened it a lot, but there's so much more to go!
-Charge up Cloak's new Ultilaser! It's the best shot you have at destroying the Soulrazer!
-Protect Alice! They're keeping the godmodder/Soulrazer trapped! Vote on whether to use Yoreshield against the godmodder or Soulrazer!
Minor Tasks:
Destroy the Unit Production Factory! It's generating new pro-godmodder entities!
Kill the Mysterious Farmers! They're making new evolving entities!
Re-kill the Demonic Assault Squadron Commander!
Stop the Spark-inators! Alternatively, see if you can turn them to your advantage...
Kill the Mysterious Farmers! They're making new evolving entities!
Re-kill the Demonic Assault Squadron Commander!
Stop the Spark-inators! Alternatively, see if you can turn them to your advantage...
[V - Winkins]Bunny Baron: 5,000 HP (20% dodge rate)(+1 shield bun(3K HP .3 D) in 2!)
Florence: 5,000 HP(60% dodge rate)(+1 bun knight(5K HP 3K A .1 D) in 2!)
Bun knights: 5,000 x 4 HP, 5,000 x 3A (10% dodge rate)
Shield buns: 3,000 x 6 HP (30% dodge rate)(guarding Florence)
Void Assassin: 40,000/40,000 HP, 17,000A (30% dodge rate)(4 cute bunnies, +2,000 HP per turn)
Fortified Rice Monastery, Special: Rice Feast, Ready!(Gives +5,000 HP/turn, -3,000 damage from all attacks, and +2,000A to Winkins-owned entities)(tended by Farmer Contractors, Lightward Mages)(needs to be killed in one hit)
Soulraze reapers: 20,000 x 2 HP, 22,000 x 2A
Companion rover(sped up)(companion to Void Guard)
Weary Wall Guard: 60,000/60,000 HP (bodyguarding all Winkins entities)(protected from 1 attack)
[AG]Cloak - CP: 0
[AG - Cloak]Ultilaser: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP, 10,000,000A, 0% charged (needs to be fully charged to fire!)(self-destructs upon successful attack)
[AG]Altair - CP: 7
[AG - Altair]Alice Protectorbot: 80,000/160,000 HP (guarding Alice)
[AG]Ash - CP: 14
[AG - DragonofHope?!?]Mini Festums: 10,000 x 8 HP, 3,000 x 8A
New festums: +65% mini festum completion/turn, 50%
[AG - MooGoesTheCow]Eye of Cthulu: 10,000/40,000 HP, 10,000A
The Machine: 30,000/100,000 HP, 2 x 20,000A (+1 attack in 4!)(20% dodge chance)
[AG - CompTIA]LIVE Space Station
Status Effect Removal Field(protects against negative status effects)
Weaponry array: Machine guns: 1,000 x 40A, Primary cannons: 25,000 x 3A
Ship AI panel(current AI: CompTIA)
Repairing fleet beacon: 1.2% complete (cost: 1 engineer = .01%)
Attack fighters: 1,000 x 8 HP, 1,000 x 8A
Space engineers: 100 x 120 HP (+40 engineers/turn)
[AG - General_Urist]Iku: 31,000/50,000 HP, 9,000 x 2A (25% dodge rate)
[AG - rougesteelproject]Cyborg: 20,000/50,000 HP, 15,000A
[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 70,000/70,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(+4,000 HP per turn)(protected from 5 attack)
[AG]Daskter's forces(165,550 TA)(Bunker complex defensive HP: 100,000)(protected from 2 attack):
Screeners: 12,000/12,000 HP, +3 shields/4 turns (activates in 2!)
Starcraft Army(Neosteel foundry+Salvage Facility(8 Salvage, +1/turn))(can't switch rooms!)(vaccinated):
SCVs: 50 x 187 HP
Marines: 200 x 113 HP, 150 x 113A
Marauders: 400 x 44 HP, 300 x 44A
Hellions: 400 x 138 HP, 400 x 138A
Siege tanks: 1,000 x 50 HP, 700 x 50A
Command centers: 6,000 x 16 HP (+12 SCVs per turn)(build cost: 7%/SCV)(5 building reactor, done in 1!)
Barracks: 4,000 x 5 HP (+6 marine/2 Maurader per turn)(build cost: 12%/SCV)
Factories: 4,000 x 60 HP (+5 Siege tank/55 Hellion per turn)(build cost: 10%/SCV)
Bunkers: 5,000 x 7 HP(guarding SCVs!)(build cost: 12%/SCV)
Science facility (10% upgraded, can't research until fully upgraded)(researching mechanical weapons, done in 5!)(protected from 1 attack)
Factory: 50,000/50,000, currently producing: Heavy AFVs, +1 in 2! (production options: Shield pods, Surveillance Drones, Heavy AFVs, other 1-time projects)(Neosteel Foundry boost)
Heavy AFVs: 4,000 x 3 HP, 2,000 x 3A (-1,000 damage from all attacks)
Battlecruiser: 20,000 HP, 10,000A(contributing +1 SCV)
The Vanguard: 60,000/60,000 HP, 30,000A
The Designator: 52,000/52,000 HP, can designate an enemy to make all attacks to them deal +40% damage!
Starcraft Army(Neosteel foundry+Salvage Facility(8 Salvage, +1/turn))(can't switch rooms!)(vaccinated):
SCVs: 50 x 187 HP
Marines: 200 x 113 HP, 150 x 113A
Marauders: 400 x 44 HP, 300 x 44A
Hellions: 400 x 138 HP, 400 x 138A
Siege tanks: 1,000 x 50 HP, 700 x 50A
Command centers: 6,000 x 16 HP (+12 SCVs per turn)(build cost: 7%/SCV)(5 building reactor, done in 1!)
Barracks: 4,000 x 5 HP (+6 marine/2 Maurader per turn)(build cost: 12%/SCV)
Factories: 4,000 x 60 HP (+5 Siege tank/55 Hellion per turn)(build cost: 10%/SCV)
Bunkers: 5,000 x 7 HP(guarding SCVs!)(build cost: 12%/SCV)
Science facility (10% upgraded, can't research until fully upgraded)(researching mechanical weapons, done in 5!)(protected from 1 attack)
Factory: 50,000/50,000, currently producing: Heavy AFVs, +1 in 2! (production options: Shield pods, Surveillance Drones, Heavy AFVs, other 1-time projects)(Neosteel Foundry boost)
Heavy AFVs: 4,000 x 3 HP, 2,000 x 3A (-1,000 damage from all attacks)
Battlecruiser: 20,000 HP, 10,000A(contributing +1 SCV)
The Vanguard: 60,000/60,000 HP, 30,000A
The Designator: 52,000/52,000 HP, can designate an enemy to make all attacks to them deal +40% damage!
[AG - Arsenical]Explosion Elemental: 2,000/40,000 HP, 20,000A, Explosion Aura (deals 7,000 damage to enemies who land attacks)(SPICY)
Queens: 75,000 x 1 HP, 50,000 x 1A (protected from 1 attack)
[N - EternalStruggle]The Apex: 90,000/90,000 HP, 25,000 x 2A (+1 repair drone/turn)(docked)(-5,000 damage from all attacks)(Fleet Beacon - x1 attack frigate/turn, x1 Ordnance cruiser/update multiple of 3, x1 Spectral Lord/update multiple of 5)(protected from 4 attack)
Linked Repair Drone: 500 x 2 HP(+1,000 x 2 repair per turn!)
Shipyard II+1: 94,000/150,000 HP(protected from 2 attack)(adding Overseer, done in 4!)(adding HP upgrade, done in 5!)
[N - CaptainNZZZ]Army: TA: 20,000 (protected from 1 attack)(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)
Mysterious Tower: 60,000/60,000 HP(zombie immunity)(protected from 3 attack)(protected by Dragonforce)
Light Crystal: 30,000/30,000 HP(heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 4,000 HP each turn)
Undead Einstein: 10,000/10,000 HP (researcher+1)(research tools)(inside Mysterious Tower)
Rotaz: 20,000/20,000 HP (engineer)(inside mysterious tower)(building magitek servitor factory, done in 6!)
Temporal Guardian: 45,000/45,000 HP, 10,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo(ready in 3!)(-2,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate)(+2,000 HP per turn)(1 teleport charm)(protected by Light crystal)
Shield generator: 28,000 HP(+1 attack shield to army per turn)(guarded by Eagles)
[N - Srovy]Cult Worker Army(Drone tool factory)(possesses one multiplier orb)(Big B&B):
Worker Drones 400 x 32 HP(taskdoer)(x1.5 build speed)
Recruiter Drones 400 x 32 HP. Recruits souls for the cult (19 souls)
Gatherer Drones 400 x 32 HP. Gathers resources for the cult (0 resources)(Super Duper Farm, +4 extra resources/turn)
Elite drone: 25,000 HP, 5,000A
Battle drones: 100 x 5 HP, 400 x 5A
HQ: 20,000/20,000 HP
Cult genetics lab: 84% built
Cult Cube: 3.9 power (dies when Cult army dies)
Recruiter Drones 400 x 32 HP. Recruits souls for the cult (19 souls)
Gatherer Drones 400 x 32 HP. Gathers resources for the cult (0 resources)(Super Duper Farm, +4 extra resources/turn)
Elite drone: 25,000 HP, 5,000A
Battle drones: 100 x 5 HP, 400 x 5A
HQ: 20,000/20,000 HP
Cult genetics lab: 84% built
Cult Cube: 3.9 power (dies when Cult army dies)
[N]Slots Machine: 100,000/100,000 HP, Special: High Roller(ready!)(Lucky Counter - roll slots when attacked)(Blue/Red slot options: Roll with only numbers 1-4/5-8)
[N]Alchemiter: 100,000/100,000 HP(+4,000 HP/turn)(protected from 1 attack)
[N - Mr Mirror Man]Casino Ticket Canary: 50,000/50,000 HP, 7,000 + major stat reduceA (permanently upgrades with tickets!)
[P]Peacekeepers(24,175,800 total attack)(Unbribable)(protected from 218 attack):
Peacekeeper HQ: 3,000,000/3,000,000 HP, 300,000A(protecting Peacekeepers)(control and command)(40% dodge rate)(secret)
Quinn, Peacekeeper Commander: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP, 100,000 x 3A, Special: Try Again, activates upon death (Super mecha)
True Riflemen: 4,500 x 999 HP, 2,100x999A(+3/3DE squad leader)
Death-elite Riflemen: 7,500 x 999 HP, 4,500 x 999A(+3/3DE squad leader)
True Machine gunners: 6,500 x 999 HP, 2,100x999A(+3/3DE squad leader)
Death-elite Machine Gunners: 14,500 x 999 HP, 6,000 x 999A(+3/3DE squad leader)
True Medics: 8,000 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3/3DE squad leader)
Death-elite Medics: 14,500 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3/3DE squad leader)
True Squad leaders: 4,000 x 999 HP(leading all)
Death-elite Squad leaders: 4,000 x 999 HP(stacks with normal Squad leaders)(leading all)
True Commandos: 9,500 x 999 HP, 3,500 x 999A(+3/3DE squad leader)
Death-elite Commandos: 14,500 x 999 HP, 6,000 x 999A(+3/3DE squad leader)
Engineers: 100 HP x 999(Loading as many weapons onto HQ as possible, done in 10!)(increasing HQ weaponry/security, done in 2!)
Death-elite engineers: 1,000 HP x 999 (building all-entity grabber, done in 28!)(researching Evolver's evolving ability, done in 6!)
Scientists: 100 HP x 999
Death-elite scientists: 1,000 HP x 999, researching Legendary weapon neutralization methods (done in 26!)
The Slice Warrior: 400,000/400,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A (90% dodge rate)(miniboss)
The Conflict Resolver: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP, 400,000A, Special: Bomb All(ready!)(miniboss)
The Eye: 5,000,000/5,000,000 HP, Special: Ultimate Eye Beam(ready!)
Forward command center: 20,000/20,000 HP x 2
Shield generators: 15,000 x 5 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 30,000/30,000 x 3 HP
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 100,000/100,000 HP
Special Weapons depot: 40,000/40,000 HP
God Unit Production Facility: 80,000/80,000 HP (producing the World Eater, done in 40!)
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers v2, Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways, Godmod building plating(equipped), Anti-control Godmod armor(equipped), anti-control godmod weaponry(equipped), Assistant SR builder, Efficient Climate Control Unit, Double Speed progression, One Man Army Fighting Technique, Robot War Analysis, Reserve Exploration Truck Team, Immune to Water Drowning, Production Forcing, Emergency Teleporter
Quinn, Peacekeeper Commander: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP, 100,000 x 3A, Special: Try Again, activates upon death (Super mecha)
True Riflemen: 4,500 x 999 HP, 2,100x999A(+3/3DE squad leader)
Death-elite Riflemen: 7,500 x 999 HP, 4,500 x 999A(+3/3DE squad leader)
True Machine gunners: 6,500 x 999 HP, 2,100x999A(+3/3DE squad leader)
Death-elite Machine Gunners: 14,500 x 999 HP, 6,000 x 999A(+3/3DE squad leader)
True Medics: 8,000 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3/3DE squad leader)
Death-elite Medics: 14,500 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3/3DE squad leader)
True Squad leaders: 4,000 x 999 HP(leading all)
Death-elite Squad leaders: 4,000 x 999 HP(stacks with normal Squad leaders)(leading all)
True Commandos: 9,500 x 999 HP, 3,500 x 999A(+3/3DE squad leader)
Death-elite Commandos: 14,500 x 999 HP, 6,000 x 999A(+3/3DE squad leader)
Engineers: 100 HP x 999(Loading as many weapons onto HQ as possible, done in 10!)(increasing HQ weaponry/security, done in 2!)
Death-elite engineers: 1,000 HP x 999 (building all-entity grabber, done in 28!)(researching Evolver's evolving ability, done in 6!)
Scientists: 100 HP x 999
Death-elite scientists: 1,000 HP x 999, researching Legendary weapon neutralization methods (done in 26!)
The Slice Warrior: 400,000/400,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A (90% dodge rate)(miniboss)
The Conflict Resolver: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP, 400,000A, Special: Bomb All(ready!)(miniboss)
The Eye: 5,000,000/5,000,000 HP, Special: Ultimate Eye Beam(ready!)
Forward command center: 20,000/20,000 HP x 2
Shield generators: 15,000 x 5 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 30,000/30,000 x 3 HP
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 100,000/100,000 HP
Special Weapons depot: 40,000/40,000 HP
God Unit Production Facility: 80,000/80,000 HP (producing the World Eater, done in 40!)
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers v2, Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways, Godmod building plating(equipped), Anti-control Godmod armor(equipped), anti-control godmod weaponry(equipped), Assistant SR builder, Efficient Climate Control Unit, Double Speed progression, One Man Army Fighting Technique, Robot War Analysis, Reserve Exploration Truck Team, Immune to Water Drowning, Production Forcing, Emergency Teleporter
[SR]THE SOULRAZER: 11,411,500/30,000,000 HP (Boss)(Extreme status effect resistance)(Massive)(trapped inside Yoreshield barrier!)(-10,000 HP/turn)
Weaponry Arsenal:
Main cannon: 1,000,000A (A S/B/D ignorant!)(Ready to aim!)
Anti-Player buckshot cannons: 3,000 x 50A(effective against Players!)
Concentrated lasers: 100,000 x 3A
Fleet summoner: +5 Soul Reapers/turn!
Soul Reapers: 20,000 x 19, 20,000 x 19A (designated - +40% damage received!)
[PG-2]Alice: 3/10 (Yoreshield - can create ultimate attack shield/blocker!)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)(Charge: 3/3)(Spare charge: 1/1)(Has 1 Boost Stone)
Fortifications: Alice Protectorbot
[PG-2]Fabricated supreme slammer: 50,000 x 3 HP, 30,000 x 3A
[PG-2]Chargebot: 200,000/200,000 HP, Super-attack level 1: 0% energy (needs sacrifices to charge)
[PG]Demonic Assault Squadron: 70,000 x 10 HP, 60,000 x 10A
[PG]Demonic Assault Commander: 200,000/200,000 HP, 40,000 x 4A, Special: Tri-Room Bombardment, ready in 1! (Motivator - doubles stats of Demonic Assault Squadron)
[PG]Mysterious Farmers: 40,000 x 7 HP, Special: New evolving entity, ready in 4! (controlling evolving entities)(Charm Shield, +10% charming to JOEbob per turn, protects from 1 attack)(30% charmed)(protected from 1 attack)(Charmdream state - evolving entities spawn on random factions! Wears off in 1!)
[N]Venus Flytrap: 50,000/150,000 HP, 40,000A (very hungry - will eat anything nearby!)
[PG]Wheat Men: 5,000 x 51 HP, 3,000 x 51A
[PG]Rock Monster: 110,000/200,000 HP, 70,000 x 5A (frozen in time, wears off in 1!)
[N]Grower: 10% grown, +10% growth/turn
[PG]Unit Production Factory: 204,000/400,000 HP, +3 units/turn!
Units: 15,000 x 8 HP, 10,000 x 8A
[PG]Spark-Inator: 100,000/100,000 HP, 10% charge (can siphon and multiply charge - becomes stronger with more energy!)
Spark-Inator: 100,000/100,000 HP, 10% charge (can siphon and multiply charge - becomes stronger with more energy!)
Spark-Inator: 100,000/100,000 HP, 10% charge (can siphon and multiply charge - becomes stronger with more energy!)
[PG]Godmodder: 131/301 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Repository Charge: 10/10)(Major charge: 3/3)(Noobliteration Charge: 9/15)(Owes JOEbob 5 actions)(Artifact Blaster - doubles power of any action or charge once)(Yorehammer - bypasses defenses)
Player info:
Captain.cat - CP: 10(1 Boost Stone)
MooGoestheCow - CP: 0
[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 18(effect-curing power)(has Blindness x3 action ticket)(King of the Hill - x2 actions, takes x2 damage!)(Healthy)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 5 (Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Overpowering Poison, Remnant crypt energy)
[N]EternalStruggle - CP: 0 (Increased HP)
Hungry_Visitor - CP: 64(1 Boost Stone, 1 Memestone, 1 BOA-finding compass)
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 12
That-Random-Guy - CP: 36(Echolocation)
Arsenical - CP: 0(2 posts in debt!)
[N+2]JoeBOB - CP: 0(Cult of the Cube)(has nice bed)(Pact with the God of Dreams: Can't use Starcalibur/Resolute Heart, receives Moderate assistance when called upon)(Has infinite charmzard energy, 3 Boost Stones, 1 Cleansed (?) Multiplier Orb)(1 Residual Somno power)
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 3
Daskter - CP: 2
[N]Mr Mirror Man - CP: 0(1 +2,000 Attack token, Enemy Heal Ticket, Major Enemy Heal ticket, Enemy Buff Ticket, Minor enemy damage ticket x3, Enemy debuff ticket, Enemy Rejuvenation Ticket(+HP/stats on enemy), Ally Heal ticket, Rainbow Ticket)
Cyanogist - CP: 13
Pionoplayer - CP: 16(has Ornate Ring, Mirror)
[N+1]Winkins - CP: 1(+1,000A Iron sword, 10,000 damage token, 1 Multiplier Stone, 1 Multiplier Orb, 1 Boost Stone)
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 6(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(has paradox void cards, absorbed Bad Luck, pocket Lightning Galeforce Hailstorm, hexagonaherbs, 12 Homestuck Aspect vials(Life/Void gone), Vial of Aspects(12 power)), Save Point: None (charging Universal circle of colors)
RedRover1760 - CP: 12(has memestone, infinite energy redirector)(Kinetic Energy Stealing Railgun, 2 power)
[N]Srovy - CP: 7(Cult of the Cube)(knows Seven Swans technique)
Crusher48 - CP: 5(Has Bost stone, Tactician Soul in a Bottle)
Trifling Epithet - CP: 11(Has Minor Enemy Healing Ticket, +30,000 HP to an enemy, S. Generator (gives 18.5 + 1.5[updates since 103] shields when activated))
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 11(Espionage ghost)
Karpinsky - CP: 2
General_Urist - CP: 3
[N]That(Other)OtherGuy - CP: 18(Has Player knife, Charming Rock, +10,000 HP sword, Old Control Panel(red, blue, green buttons))
Spicy Serious - CP: 3
Custodater Pacis - CP: 5
rougesteelproject - CP: 6
Bill Nye - CP: 4 (has super sharp gold sword - 3 power left, burny iron sword - 3 power left)
[N]IchBinButter - CP: 0 (two Yu Gi Oh trap cards)
Kyleruler - CP: 8 (2 Cross Swords, 1/3 power left in each)
Algot - CP: 0
ShadowofHope - CP: 2
GoldHero101 - CP: 4 (Has Greatsword, Self damage ticket)
Krill13 - CP: 4 (Has Eyowean Greatsword, 2 1-power uses left)
Col.cain - CP: 5
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 1
Player Inventory:
Godmodding Vol. 1
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Charge Stone x 5, Medkit x 3, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Miniature Doormaker Plushy, Bravely Default Asterisks, Mirror Frame
Charge Booster (damage: 6/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Godmodder Damage Charge Booster(Boost stones remaining: 2)
Infinileaf Clover(all luck rolls succeed)/Mascythe(3-way action split)(in pocket dimension with Fred)
True Multiplier Orbs x 2
Energy Crystal
MooGoestheCow - CP: 0
[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 18(effect-curing power)(has Blindness x3 action ticket)(King of the Hill - x2 actions, takes x2 damage!)(Healthy)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 5 (Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Overpowering Poison, Remnant crypt energy)
[N]EternalStruggle - CP: 0 (Increased HP)
Hungry_Visitor - CP: 64(1 Boost Stone, 1 Memestone, 1 BOA-finding compass)
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 12
That-Random-Guy - CP: 36(Echolocation)
Arsenical - CP: 0(2 posts in debt!)
[N+2]JoeBOB - CP: 0(Cult of the Cube)(has nice bed)(Pact with the God of Dreams: Can't use Starcalibur/Resolute Heart, receives Moderate assistance when called upon)(Has infinite charmzard energy, 3 Boost Stones, 1 Cleansed (?) Multiplier Orb)(1 Residual Somno power)
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 3
Daskter - CP: 2
[N]Mr Mirror Man - CP: 0(1 +2,000 Attack token, Enemy Heal Ticket, Major Enemy Heal ticket, Enemy Buff Ticket, Minor enemy damage ticket x3, Enemy debuff ticket, Enemy Rejuvenation Ticket(+HP/stats on enemy), Ally Heal ticket, Rainbow Ticket)
Cyanogist - CP: 13
Pionoplayer - CP: 16(has Ornate Ring, Mirror)
[N+1]Winkins - CP: 1(+1,000A Iron sword, 10,000 damage token, 1 Multiplier Stone, 1 Multiplier Orb, 1 Boost Stone)
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 6(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(has paradox void cards, absorbed Bad Luck, pocket Lightning Galeforce Hailstorm, hexagonaherbs, 12 Homestuck Aspect vials(Life/Void gone), Vial of Aspects(12 power)), Save Point: None (charging Universal circle of colors)
RedRover1760 - CP: 12(has memestone, infinite energy redirector)(Kinetic Energy Stealing Railgun, 2 power)
[N]Srovy - CP: 7(Cult of the Cube)(knows Seven Swans technique)
Crusher48 - CP: 5(Has Bost stone, Tactician Soul in a Bottle)
Trifling Epithet - CP: 11(Has Minor Enemy Healing Ticket, +30,000 HP to an enemy, S. Generator (gives 18.5 + 1.5[updates since 103] shields when activated))
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 11(Espionage ghost)
Karpinsky - CP: 2
General_Urist - CP: 3
[N]That(Other)OtherGuy - CP: 18(Has Player knife, Charming Rock, +10,000 HP sword, Old Control Panel(red, blue, green buttons))
Spicy Serious - CP: 3
Custodater Pacis - CP: 5
rougesteelproject - CP: 6
Bill Nye - CP: 4 (has super sharp gold sword - 3 power left, burny iron sword - 3 power left)
[N]IchBinButter - CP: 0 (two Yu Gi Oh trap cards)
Kyleruler - CP: 8 (2 Cross Swords, 1/3 power left in each)
Algot - CP: 0
ShadowofHope - CP: 2
GoldHero101 - CP: 4 (Has Greatsword, Self damage ticket)
Krill13 - CP: 4 (Has Eyowean Greatsword, 2 1-power uses left)
Col.cain - CP: 5
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 1
Player Inventory:
Godmodding Vol. 1
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Charge Stone x 5, Medkit x 3, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Miniature Doormaker Plushy, Bravely Default Asterisks, Mirror Frame
Charge Booster (damage: 6/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Godmodder Damage Charge Booster(Boost stones remaining: 2)
Infinileaf Clover(all luck rolls succeed)/Mascythe(3-way action split)(in pocket dimension with Fred)
True Multiplier Orbs x 2
Energy Crystal
