Defeat The Godmodder

[Ranger_Strider_]

Cool, so we still fighting the Godmodder too? XD

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Yeah, field mechanics and other interesting info (as well as link to OOC thread) on the first page. No PG players, (as of yet) but neutrals still exist.
Updates typically daily, but Moniker having finals till the 21, then is off with family from the 28 till the 5th of Jan.

 

[GamerXZ]

Yeah, field mechanics and other interesting info (as well as link to OOC thread) on the first page. No PG players, (as of yet) but neutrals still exist.
Updates typically daily, but Moniker having finals till the 21, then is off with family from the 28 till the 5th of Jan.

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Ok, I'll have a post up shortly.

 

[GamerXZ]

I screamed as I found myself falling from the sky towards the ground below,"If this is a dream, I would really like to wake up right now!" I proceeded to pinch myself but I didn't
wake back up in my bed, and the ground was rapidly approaching. Oh, how I wish there was a giant marshmallow right underneath me to break my fall!

I closed my eyes as I readied to feel all my bones shattering into a million pieces...only that never happened. Instead, I opened my eyes to see that I was indeed lying on a giant marshmallow, "W-What the...what on earth is going on here...?"

 

[Winkins]

(Free Action)
Noticing the screaming person falling from the sky I decided to sending him a welcoming paper to the Battlefield.
"Hey there newcomer! It seems that you've somehow stumbled here in the HEXAGONAFIELD, a battlefield between the Player's and the Godmodder! just to clarify, you're a player.
Right now there's three sides in this battlefield, the Godmodder who is hostile to almost all players and would like to see you defeated and take their souls.
The Anti-Godmodder who are fighting against the Godmodder
The neutrals who simply does their own things, unless they bother the AG (Anti-Godmodders) which they can abducted them into their ranks.
Its best to chose a side right now, that and you have player powers which you can use.
You should be able to feel 3 "Charges" within you, they can help you accomplish things such as summoning entities or do some damage, an example would be the marshmallow which was probably the response for wanting something to break your fall. These 'Charges' will replenish each 'turn'.
With that said, I hope you the best of luck!
-Winkins"
I look over my hastily written letter and fold it into a paper plane and let it home in GamerXZ.

(Action!)(3 Charges + 3 from Starcaliber)
(4 Charges)
Looking at the text message, I try to recall some way of defending the Cat Siths but come up blank.
And so I decided to sit down and think. I think and think till my eyes proceeds to roam everywhere. It was when my eyes settled on the Starcaliber that I start ponder what is it? How can one mold an actual STAR into a sword... There no doubt the power within is astronomical, was it capable of destroying other stars? is there more than one star used to making this? What happens if I throw it at a sufficient v...

I pause at that. If I can destroy that AA turret my cats should be safe non? The generic looking entity seems to be focusing on Pike after all...

A couple of speakers appear across the HEXAGONAFIELD, and a one-time teleporter close to me)

Bracing myself to the ground I swing my arm holding on to the Starcaliber in one full circle which became two, three, four, five... I kept swinging my arms till it became a blur. Tornadoes are simply formed from the sheer movement i'm making but those aren't what I was aiming for.

Calculations flies through my mind in unbelievable speeds, just ticking to find the right time and opportunity to be able to hit the AA turret.

A cyclone starts to forms from the pressure change generated by the my swinging but it wasn't time yet.

Using my other hand I get a music player and some ear buds while I wait for the right moment.

It was only once the cyclone start to expand that I let go of my bracing position and let the momentum which I had been accumulating to shoot me outwards.

Of course, before I blasted off into space I put on the most suitable music for for this attack. The speakers played the music.



The Starcaliber shoots into space with me hanging on for dear life, becoming more appropriate to be called a shooting star as it is glows brighter and become visible by many inhabited planets.

It was at one point that it was heading towards a black hole. But instead of being crushed into super condense matter, the initial pull from the black hole serves to accelerate the speed as I was going at. Starcaliber cuts right through the black hole and with that extra speed it pierces a dimensional rift which we went through...

And appear back to the HEXAGONAFIELD!

The glow from the Starcaliber by this point has already reached blinding levels, so when it appear, the only thing that was evidence to it being there was a powerful flash of light and a beam of light which lingers, going right through the AA Turret and back towards the horizon.

1 Second later, I find myself deep into a BIG planet's crust which somehow stop all the momentum.

I mentally use my teleport box I had on me and appear where I left my teleporter, which soon turns into ash upon its usage.

(1 Charge)
Shaking off all the dirt on my Catmancer Robes and my ruined music player, I conjured several bob-ombs and teleport them into the barrel of the AA Turret. Bypassing the cork and climbing/rolling/walking (Depending on the incline...) deeper into it to explode.

(1 Charge)
Recalling a spell from a older time, I cast a green transparent barrier over Fennie (Catmancer Priest) and have him immediately get to bodyguarding the recovering Cat Siths.

(Handing off the Starcaliber (Because Moniker missed it the last time I tried to hand it off))
Satisfied with the work done with Starcaliber, I hand it over to EternalStruggle and asking if he would be alright with spending 1 charge on beefing up my Cat Siths for the arrival of a mysterious texter.

(Orders!)
Catmancer Priest with his newly granted but temporary shield is using this turn to bodyguard the Cat Siths.
Cat Siths have gain consciousness but are REALLY hungover, the glow that they're producing ain't helping them either. (Will be ready to take orders after next turn.)

OOC: I WANT THAT TURRET DEAD. Oh, and Moniker, if I don't post anything for the next turn can you send my Entities into Hyperspace? I'll be going on vacation for a month tomorrow.

 

[Featherfall]

Shouldn't the AG Foodie being fatter decrease its dodge chance? :thinking:
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FOCUS!
Terry grapples the Anti-Aircraft Turret, then flips it sideways, turnways, and awayways.

 

[Crusher48]

Action 1: I fly a drone into the anti-aircraft gun's barrel. Because the anti-aircraft gun is now only able to attack ground units, and the drone is an aircraft, it has no way to clear the barrel so that it can fire again.

Action 2: I replace all of the PG Foodie's tools with plastic sporks, reducing his attack power.

Action 3: I throw a splash potion of regeneration on the AG Foodie.

 

[Moniker]

Holy Shit the peace keepers are so OP

I continue channeling energy 9/???

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Action 1:
Piono wakes up, he has one heck of a headache, and looks around, becoming quite miffed that NONE of his allies even bothered to pick him up off the ground, and just let him lay there, unconscious, in the middle of a warzone.
He looks around, trying to see if the NPCPs are still here. Nope, they've bailed on him too.
A tiny piece of his heart hardens.
"So much for camaraderie."
He staggers to his feet, then falls back down again. He's still out of it from that massive attack on the Godmodder.
He looks up at the AA Cannon, and decides that something needs to be done about that.
He reaches into his inventory and pulls out a special gun. A gun that fires corks. He leans back, takes aim at the AA cannon, and then falls over as he's about to fire it.
The multi-cork (gotta have that custom ammo) spirals off across the battlefield, and then ricochets off of a rock, zooming past the foodies, over the heads of the peacekeepers and then slams right into the barrels of the AA cannon. The next time the AA cannon attacks, several of its attacks will backfire, dealing damage to the AA cannon instead of anything else.

Actions 2&3:
The improbability drive kicks back up with its next charge.
2/5 for Frozen Heart


Just a reminder to everyone that only three people have entered the raffle for the Frozen Heart charge, you can still make guesses to try and enter by making a guess in the OOC thread.

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The cork is plugged into the AA cannon! One of its attacks is blocked!

Focused 3x Well then the entire Sc2 army including buildings will retreat into another dimension to lick their wounds and come maybe during a better time where their just so weak.

For their is too many hostile elements that they cannot withstand so they will retreat untill the order is called to return and fight once more against the godmodder

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The Starcraft 2 army has decided... they will retreat! And maybe, one day... RETURN!

Your entities have been removed from the battlefield. But please select an option. For their retreat, would you like to use a Tactical Retreat, where they may only come back in a future event or callback attack (you won't have as much control over when it happens) or would you like to use... EVACUCORP SERVICES(tm)?

Ehhhhh, they don't kill the godmodder stuff specifically tho.... If we somehow get a V entity with millions of attack, they could help, but they won't hurt the godmodder stuff, even if we are about to lose. /null

1/2. Nooooooo my precious!!!!! Don't dieeeeeeeeeee! I place shields on both Grog and Pike. Someone kill the turret kill it, kill it KILL IT!
3. I load a .44 magnum, and level it at Sunbreaker's head. No mercy for the traitors. Only death and despair. I fire the gun.

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+1 shield to Grog and Pike!

Darshelenas Sunbreaker slain! They now MUST play on the AG side!

I feel even worse, seeing the generic unit with an utter lack of creativity. It goes away. Pillar men are also lame.

A beginning of a great depression?

Edit: The lack of creativity made the unit even stronger than the meme-pillar men. I feel cheated.
Something needs to change. I feel like the soul of the hexagonafield lied to me. I feel... the feeling that drove me to write the fake dop. I wanted to say: look at this. This is how it is done.

Arrogant but... this aggression towards my entitys... how much money did piono really give to moniker?

I feel the ragequit. But I can resist. For now.

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It's weird... somehow, summoned entities that defect to the godmodder's side seem to be stronger than your regular summons.

"Second Scarlet Prince, attack the Anti-Aircraft Turret! Simurgh, attack Eevee shadow bacon!"

1 Action: I place a forcefield around the Simurgh.

2 Actions: I heal the Simurgh. The crystalline flesh grows back into a humanoid form.

(OOC: Action Checklist:

[ ] Heal/buff the AG Foodie (U)
[✓] Attack/debuff the PG Foodie (U) (Done by W32Coravint)
[ ] Fully heal the Simurgh (Partially done by me)
[ ] Fully heal Grog Strongjaw
[✓] Kill Darshelenas Sunbreaker (Done by Ranger_Strider_)
[ ] Kill Eevee shadow bacon (Partially done by me, will be partially done by the Simurgh)
[ ] Destroy the Anti-Aircraft Turret (Will be partially done by the Second Scarlet Prince)
[✓] Kill the Generic Entity (Done by Page of Time)
[✓] Attempt to damage the Godmodder (U) (Done by hungry visitor)

If something is labeled (U), then you can still contribute to it without wasting actions whether or not it has a check mark next to it.)

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+1 shield to Simurgh! +18,000 HP to Simurgh!

A last drop of spit into those soulless eyes... if this only did not give the tyrant more power I would go for it...

Will this even count?

What can I even do?

Attack the godmodder?

Make dumb jokes?

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I create a unit that uses psychological warfare against the godmodder. After attacking the godmodder or failing to attack this unit will commit suicide to prevent being controlled.

This video tells everything about this unit you need to know:

Edit: double the speed for maximum enjoyment

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Oh... no... the godmodder listens to the video, enraptured. He's decided! No longer shall he pursue his ways of evil, killing just because he liked seeing stuff die! Now, he kills because nonexistence is less pain than existence!

That assumes they'd help.

They're a "break glass in case of doomsday" button. If the Godmodder is winning, they'll probably continue to sit on the sidelines. Unless he wins by like unleashing something super deadly and horrible (and OP) on us.

Meanwhile, the man looks at his ship, then at the Charge Booster, then at the Charge Stones. Nope, too risky to use any of them.

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Ah what the hell! It's bad but also just the one. Gotta take risks sometimes.

Using one Charge Stone, the man finishes his long awaited upgrade bay.

20/20

FOCUS - IT IS DONE

With the grinding of what passes for tectonic plates on the field, the area previously marked slides away. The cracks between hexagons become a full, jagged canyon, which in a shimmer of distorted light is filled. Holes become apparent, a tunnel network of sort paved with metal, going deep into processing bays, laboratories and material storage and retrieval areas. Panels hid mechanical assembly arms of various dexterity and finesse, along with a few outright NanoLathe projectors and other construction devices. Then, another haze, and it was covered by a mechanical landing strip across the top.

The Apex turned, engines flaring with blue light, and it flew over at high speeds towards the new Shipyard. It cut the drives soon enough, gliding down gracefully on its antigrav plating. As it got close to landing, the steel plane shifted, docking towers and magnetic holding clams rising from the surface to hold the kilometers long warship in place. When it was secure, the hiss of escaping steam emerged as the platform descended below, grinding along its tracks until it was at the bottom of the canyon, the entire thing entering the underground. A solid energy shield took its place, protecting the contents of the facility. If it was to fail, then the results for said contents would be... messy and explosive, but should it not then great things may be done.

The panels slid aside to reveal their precious equipment, which extended out and got to work. Hidden manufactorums churned to produce the equipment required for many upgrades, shipped by varying methods to other open entrances to the underground construction network, were specifically place arms moved the bulk cargo to where it was needed. An efficient, self-contained construction bay, or more accurately an upgrade one. Work began immediately, and the man smiled. The culmination of his work, this would ensure the success of the Apex long into the future. Hopefully everyone just ignored it from now on, he had no intention of ever letting it leave. He needed it to grow and grow in might, after all. He teleported away as the Repair Drones linked in to the control network so that they could aid the yard in its duties. So began the cycle of upgrades.

Shipyard-
Relatively high health.
No attack or independent abilities.
The Apex can dock with it (the result of its 'Upgradable' special) and receive upgrades. Upgrades usually require a few turns in the Shipyard, but can be fairly effective in empowering the vessel. Repair Drones help with upgrades, and so the more of them there are the faster the upgrades go. While docked, the Apex cannot attack or use any other special abilities. It can dock or undock once per turn as a free action, before its normal action (so it can undock and shoot or dock and get upgrades on the same turn).

First upgrade is Macro-Holeum Matter, a material that allows for lossless storage and transfer of energy that's as tough as the armor on the ship. With no separate power storage or conduction needed, the Apex can be redesigned into a near-solid block of armor and weaponry. Naturally, this notable increases the ship's HP.

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...Why would you use a charge stone, instead of a charge booster... Too... much... energy!

ENTROPIC PARADOX ROLL: 4459/9830
Major Negative Effect!
Entropy: 170 - 180

The AA turret gains SUPER SPEED, letting it act before the AG entities do this turn!

Shipyard summoned! If I'm reading this right, the Apex docks immediately and begins work.

The cheery girl gets a call on her cell phone.

???: Maddison, for christ's sake! Where are you? I thought we were gonna go on a damn date!
Maddison: Sorry, Damien. I was floating around when I got sucked into this planet and there's this guy, some [ERROR] guy like [REDACTED]. You mind coming down here to help me?
Maddison: Wait why is [REDACTED] censored?
Maddison: Regardless, we haven't been in combat since the Daemonic incident, come on! :3
Damien: God damnit Maddison.
Damien: Whatever, I'm coming. Good thing I didn't reserve a table yet at this resturaunt.

Meanwhile, Maddison (which is the name of the girl/young woman) FOCUSES!

She forms an M202 FLASH in her hand and fires all four rockets at the Generic Entities.

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Generic Entity slain!

ACTION: 1/3 ITEM(S):1x 2,000 Attack Token 1x GODMODDER REPELLENT
AMOUNT:3/3
CHARGE:8/10
I dedicate all 3 actions to increasing my charge.

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ACTION ONE
2/5
ACTION TWO
The anime girl realizes that the MTF member is literally helping her.
Anyway, she picks up a few gallons of chlorine trifluoride and fluoroantimonic acid, wonders why the PG Foodie's dinner prep wasn't completely ruined by the fact that she completely trashed its kitchen, and proceeds to pour the chlorine trifluoride and fluoroantimonic acid on the PG Foodie. The chemicals burn through its shiny new pan, set the PG Foodie on fire, and set fire to its kitchen.
ACTION THREE
3/5

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The PG Foodie is taking damage faster, and also, it's new pan... no! It's attack power is reduced!

I start building a contraption, stealibg 2 charges from my larger one [5/10]

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FOCUS

With the help of the Redirifle, I place as many attack blockers (the type that stop outgoing attacks) on the AA gun as possible.

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Using the REDIRIFLE, you place 4 more attack blockers again! The gun hurts to touch, it's so hot...

The shabby young man gulps as the man he tried to steal the heart from gets ahold of what looked like something very, VERY powerful.



He was also super disheartened when he saw the person absolutely ignore him, despite the accidental damage. Wow. How pathetic.

The man just stands there as he watches the figure work on their contraption, lost as he has no idea what to do next. He could try to sabotage them, but... it looks like no one else if freaking out about them. In fact, after getting a good look, he realizes the Resolute Heart Wasn't even a real heart! Or even a real FAKE heart! Pretty freaking fake if you ask him.

Awkwardly, the young man just wanders off, still keeping an eye on Eevee shadow bacon as he walks away.

Too much of an eye, because then he runs into... something.

It was really freaking generic. So generic, he was pretty sure that it either had no real form, or was just a green cube. What?

He doesn't have time to ponder on this, for then the Generic Unit attacks him! WHAT. WHY?

The man responds by running, uncomprehending of the Unit's hostility. He ducks and weaves throughout the chaos, but the Generic Unit is hot on his heels. He even tries to cut through a kitchen at some point, trampling some weird, powerful food monster that seemed to be trying to cook Zombie meat in the process. And yet the Generic unit seemed determined, driven by some purpose that honestly scares the young man.

And then he runs into THAT GUY.

The freaking Godmodder.

He stumbles back, the two looking each other in the eyes. The Godmodder sees a pathetic, insignificant being, too wimpy and slovenly to be of any threat. The Young man sees an ungodly, disgusting THING radiating pure power, the power warping time, space, and even perception to give off an aura of magnificence and unstoppable power.

And then, when the Generic Unit interposed itself fiercely between the young man and the godmodder, it clicks. This unit was serving the monstrous being, and the monstrous being, clearly, hated him.

Oh. Well shit.

The young man could feel, deep down in his bones, that running from all of this wasn't an option this time. The godmodder was looking hungrily at his soul. His SOUL.

And like a switch being flipped, the young man's eyes hardened. Oh FUCK THAT. NO motherfucker was getting his soul. He shifts into a combat position, ready to beat a motherfucker into the ground.

The Generic Unit, however, has other plans. Seeing the hostility towards its new master, it lunges at the young man. It's stunned when it takes a punch head on, no hesitation, none of the nervousness or anxiety there anymore.

The black coat with orange stripes along its arms and an interior orange lining suddenly envelopes the Generic Unit's vision. It feels its world flip upside down before crashing into the ground with a bone-crunching thud. The coat is then retracted, going back on the young man's shoulders. He takes but a moment to zip it up a bit, but soon he's back in a fighting position, stretching out his hand and taunting the generic unit to come, come and fight him if it dares.

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Trampling through the kitchen, you deal 8,000 damage to the enemy Foodie! And finally, using all your power, you realize a PLOT TWIST: The generic entity is already dead! What you were hitting was an anthropomorpic HP-linked representation of the AA turret! 22,000 damage to that!

I is join maybe

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Welcome... maybe! You'll be added to the player list once you make an action.

I attempt to Paradoxify Cards from the Void between Worlds

I then Use up my 2 other actions to infuse some healthy Vegetables with Anti-anti-antidotes and after making the Flavours in the Resulting Vegetables balance out any imbalances in the AG Foodie , I paste them at the AG Foodie

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You summon up some paradox void cards! These are not ordinary playing cards... they're good combination material, you suppose.

AG Foodie poison significantly reduced!

I screamed as I found myself falling from the sky towards the ground below,"If this is a dream, I would really like to wake up right now!" I proceeded to pinch myself but I didn't
wake back up in my bed, and the ground was rapidly approaching. Oh, how I wish there was a giant marshmallow right underneath me to break my fall!

I closed my eyes as I readied to feel all my bones shattering into a million pieces...only that never happened. Instead, I opened my eyes to see that I was indeed lying on a giant marshmallow, "W-What the...what on earth is going on here...?"

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Welcome! We're always accepting new players! As you lay on the marshmallow, you see explosions and destruction all around... looks like a large crowd of players, as well as multiple SCPs and lots of machinery, are all attacking one being at the center... the godmodder.

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Noticing the screaming person falling from the sky I decided to sending him a welcoming paper to the Battlefield.
"Hey there newcomer! It seems that you've somehow stumbled here in the HEXAGONAFIELD, a battlefield between the Player's and the Godmodder! just to clarify, you're a player.
Right now there's three sides in this battlefield, the Godmodder who is hostile to almost all players and would like to see you defeated and take their souls.
The Anti-Godmodder who are fighting against the Godmodder
The neutrals who simply does their own things, unless they bother the AG (Anti-Godmodders) which they can abducted them into their ranks.
Its best to chose a side right now, that and you have player powers which you can use.
You should be able to feel 3 "Charges" within you, they can help you accomplish things such as summoning entities or do some damage, an example would be the marshmallow which was probably the response for wanting something to break your fall. These 'Charges' will replenish each 'turn'.
With that said, I hope you the best of luck!
-Winkins"
I look over my hastily written letter and fold it into a paper plane and let it home in GamerXZ.

(Action!)(3 Charges + 3 from Starcaliber)
(4 Charges)
Looking at the text message, I try to recall some way of defending the Cat Siths but come up blank.
And so I decided to sit down and think. I think and think till my eyes proceeds to roam everywhere. It was when my eyes settled on the Starcaliber that I start ponder what is it? How can one mold an actual STAR into a sword... There no doubt the power within is astronomical, was it capable of destroying other stars? is there more than one star used to making this? What happens if I throw it at a sufficient v...

I pause at that. If I can destroy that AA turret my cats should be safe non? The generic looking entity seems to be focusing on Pike after all...

A couple of speakers appear across the HEXAGONAFIELD, and a one-time teleporter close to me)

Bracing myself to the ground I swing my arm holding on to the Starcaliber in one full circle which became two, three, four, five... I kept swinging my arms till it became a blur. Tornadoes are simply formed from the sheer movement i'm making but those aren't what I was aiming for.

Calculations flies through my mind in unbelievable speeds, just ticking to find the right time and opportunity to be able to hit the AA turret.

A cyclone starts to forms from the pressure change generated by the my swinging but it wasn't time yet.

Using my other hand I get a music player and some ear buds while I wait for the right moment.

It was only once the cyclone start to expand that I let go of my bracing position and let the momentum which I had been accumulating to shoot me outwards.

Of course, before I blasted off into space I put on the most suitable music for for this attack. The speakers played the music.



The Starcaliber shoots into space with me hanging on for dear life, becoming more appropriate to be called a shooting star as it is glows brighter and become visible by many inhabited planets.

It was at one point that it was heading towards a black hole. But instead of being crushed into super condense matter, the initial pull from the black hole serves to accelerate the speed as I was going at. Starcaliber cuts right through the black hole and with that extra speed it pierces a dimensional rift which we went through...

And appear back to the HEXAGONAFIELD!

The glow from the Starcaliber by this point has already reached blinding levels, so when it appear, the only thing that was evidence to it being there was a powerful flash of light and a beam of light which lingers, going right through the AA Turret and back towards the horizon.

1 Second later, I find myself deep into a BIG planet's crust which somehow stop all the momentum.

I mentally use my teleport box I had on me and appear where I left my teleporter, which soon turns into ash upon its usage.

(1 Charge)
Shaking off all the dirt on my Catmancer Robes and my ruined music player, I conjured several bob-ombs and teleport them into the barrel of the AA Turret. Bypassing the cork and climbing/rolling/walking (Depending on the incline...) deeper into it to explode.

(1 Charge)
Recalling a spell from a older time, I cast a green transparent barrier over Fennie (Catmancer Priest) and have him immediately get to bodyguarding the recovering Cat Siths.

(Handing off the Starcaliber (Because Moniker missed it the last time I tried to hand it off))
Satisfied with the work done with Starcaliber, I hand it over to EternalStruggle and asking if he would be alright with spending 1 charge on beefing up my Cat Siths for the arrival of a mysterious texter.

(Orders!)
Catmancer Priest with his newly granted but temporary shield is using this turn to bodyguard the Cat Siths.
Cat Siths have gain consciousness but are REALLY hungover, the glow that they're producing ain't helping them either. (Will be ready to take orders after next turn.)

OOC: I WANT THAT TURRET DEAD. Oh, and Moniker, if I don't post anything for the next turn can you send my Entities into Hyperspace? I'll be going on vacation for a month tomorrow.

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53,000 damage to the AA turret! A massive hit! That's about half its remaining HP! +1 shield to Fennie! Starcalibur handed off, and, if you don't post this next turn, your entities will be put in vacationspace.

Shouldn't the AG Foodie being fatter decrease its dodge chance? :thinking:
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FOCUS!
Terry grapples the Anti-Aircraft Turret, then flips it sideways, turnways, and awayways.

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The AG Foodie isn't really fat! More like... aerodynamic.

You flip the AA turret AWAYWAYS! Now, it no longer has its x5 bonus against everyone - and has a x15 damage bonus firing away from all entities instead!

Action 1: I fly a drone into the anti-aircraft gun's barrel. Because the anti-aircraft gun is now only able to attack ground units, and the drone is an aircraft, it has no way to clear the barrel so that it can fire again.

Action 2: I replace all of the PG Foodie's tools with plastic sporks, reducing his attack power.

Action 3: I throw a splash potion of regeneration on the AG Foodie.

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The AA turret can still fire at things it isn't super-effective against, it just does its regular attack damage! The drone functions as an attack blocker... PG Foodie power reduced, AG regen increased (which means less poison).

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In the COOKING CONTEST, the AG foodie strikes for 92,000 damage! The PG foodie strikes for 154,000 damage! Neither of them has yet to succeed in their dodge rolls, though they certainly try.

Both sides have their ovens go "ding!" Looks like their specials are ready! But wait... the PG Foodie's oven is smoking... something's not right...

The godmodder mixes in a large amount of raw caffeine into the system of the PG Foodie. His dodge rate is increased drastically! He's moving ridiculously fast!

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The AA turret uses its SUPER SPEED to act first! One of its attacks backfires due to the giant cork, dealing 3,000 damage to itself! 5 more outgoing attacks are blocked... but that still leaves 4 missiles, heading... away from all the entities. What...?

Suddenly, the godmodder places portals, which catch the missiles! The portals open on the other side, flinging the missiles towards the AG entities! However, due to the long transit time, you have all of next turn until they hit! 2 head for Pike! 1 heads for the Unsealed Lion! 1 heads for the Scarlet Prince! Do something to stop the missiles, or they'll deal huge damage!

AG:

Team Anti-Godmodder is MAD. This AA turret's ridiculous crap has given them TOO MUCH TROUBLE. Grog Strongjaw! The Scarlet Prince! Simurgh! The Unsealed Lion! The Pillar Men! AA-TURRET-DESTROYING-ATTACK!

They succeed. Thanks to the other players weakening it, the AA turret is a pile of rubble! You did it!

Pike heals Grog Strongjaw, and the Space station progresses about as you'd expect. The AG side is looking a lot thinner without the Starcraft Army bolstering your ranks...

PG:

The godmodder claps. Clap. Clap. Clap. Congratulations! You defeated his 3-charge entity! Good thing he has another 2/3 charge... should he complete it this turn? Hmmm... mmmmm...

YES! The godmodder summons the POLAR EXPRESS! A giant train comes roaring onto the HEXAGONAFIELD! And it has a VERY SPECIAL gimmick...

Polar express explanation:
The Polar express has two health bars, or "poles". One is negative, one is positive. When you hit one bar, the other takes the same amount. For example, if you deal 5,000 damage, the negative bar goes up 5,000 and the positive bar goes down by 5,000. If you heal it, then the reverse occurs. When you reduce one bar to 0, it goes on "cooldown" for 2 turns, before refilling to half of its original value. You need to reduce both bars to 0 in order to finally kill it. All resemblances to entities/entity ideas made by players, specifically players named hungry visitor, are purely coincidental.

N:

Fennie and the Sith army prepare to evacuate, should Winkins not post... Meanwhile, the Apex is out for a bit, having some work done.

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! A musical instrument-related method...
-Win the cooking contest to keep Starcalibur! Help the AG Foodie defeat the PG Foodie!

Minor tasks:

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Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs. The Alchemiter can let you combine items.
Pike is healing friendly entities!
Stop the AA turret's missiles heading for your entities!
Kill the Polar Express. It's very complicated, and that makes you angry.

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

COOKING CONTEST:

[AG]Foodie: 554,000/850,000 HP, 94,000A, Special: Dinner's Ready(ready!) (45% dodge rate)(-19,000 HP per turn!)(-6,000 damage from all attacks!)

[PG]Foodie: 190,000/600,000 HP, 160,000A, Special: Dinner's Ready(ready!, tainted meat)(70% dodge rate)(-17,000 HP per turn!)(-2,000 damage from all attacks!)(Attack S/B/D ignorant!)(+15% accuracy)

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[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 4!)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: Mysterious Portal(266% open)(+33% open per turn)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer: 26% complete (cost: 10)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 60(building space station!)(Manager halving cost)
Winry: 8,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 70,000/70,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(+3,000 HP per turn)(targeted by 1 45,000 damage missile)
Simurgh: 33,000/45,000, 13,000 x 2A (40% dodge chance)(protected from 1 attack)

[AG - Ranger Strider]Grog Strongjaw: 17,000/25,000 HP, 10,000A(protected from 1 attack)
Pike: 10,000/10,000 HP, +10,000A(healer!)(protected from 1 attack)(targeted by 2 45,000 damage missiles)

[AG - Arsenical]Unsealed Lion: 8,000/8,000 HP, 10,000A(targeted by 1 45,000 damage missile)

[AG - Hungry visitor]Pillar-men: 30,000/30,000 HP, 8,000A(protected from 1 attack)

[N]Slots Machine: 50,000/50,000 HP

[N]Alchemiter: 100,000/100,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - Winkins]Sith army: 10,000/10,000 HP, 4,000A(x2 damage against Snakes)
Fennie: 9,000/9,000 HP, 5,000A(leading/bodyguarding Sith army!)(protected from 1 attack)

[N - EternalStruggle]The Apex: 65,000/65,000 HP, 25,000A (+1 repair drone/turn)(docked - can't attack)
Repair Drone: 100 x 4 HP(+500 x 4 repair per turn!)
Shipyard: 100,000/100,000 HP(upgrading Apex HP, done in 2!)

[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon: 72,000/80,000 HP

[P]Peacekeepers(1,356,650 total attack)(Unbribable)(protected from 24 attack):

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Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP, 10,000A(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 250,000/250,000 HP(Power armor)
Riflemen V: 1,000 x 999 HP, 250x999A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners X: 3,500 x 999 HP, 900x999A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 1,250/1,250 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 1,000 x 999 HP(leading)
Commandos: 2,000 x 999 HP, 200 x 999A(+3 squad leader)
Engineers: 100 HP x 999(expanding Tower into Peacekeeper HQ, done in 3!)(adding Godmod plating to Tower, done in 1!)
Scientists: 100 HP x 999, re-researching Godmod weaponry(done in 2!)(researching machine gunners true power, done in 3!)
HQ: 20,000/20,000 HP x 2, researching double-speed progression(done in 6!)
Shield generators: 15,000 x 6 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 30,000/30,000 x 3 HP (producing Machine gunner x 999 for death-elite training camp, done in 2!)
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 100,000/100,000 HP (Training Riflemen x 999, done in 3!)
Special Weapons depot: 40,000/40,000 HP
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers v2(equipped), Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways, Godmod building plating(equipped), Godmod armor(equipped), Assistant SR builders

[PG]Polar Express: -100,000/0 HP, 100,000/100,000 HP, 10,000 x 2A (both HP bars take damage at the same time)(bar recharge)

[PG]Godmodder: 202/300 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Legendary Weapon Map)


Player info:

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Captain.cat(has King of the Hill)
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
MooGoestheCow (Charge: 1/???)(Charge: 9/???)
[N-2]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 14/100)(5/??)(effect-curing power)(Resolute Heart Copy - mimics effects once)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity)(Temporal Guardian + Dragonforce in hammerspace!)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)
Hungry_Visitor(Ascendance)(New being - gets 1 attack shield)
The_Two_Eternities(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(protected from 4 attack)(1/5)
Arsenical(2 posts in debt!)(6/10)(Protection from Demons - protects from devil takeovers!)
[N+1]JoeBOB
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time(1/10)
[N]Mr Mirror Man(8/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)(Godmodder Repellent)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)
gilded king(8/10)
Pionoplayer(Sidequest Charge token: Complete a sidequest to make worth 5 charges)(2/5)
Darshelenas Sunbreaker
[N+1]Winkins(+1,000A Iron sword)(1 10,000 damage token)(1 +5,000A/20,000 damage Pain sword)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(has paradox void cards)
Nano Soldier 2016(behind cover)(has M16, Body Armour)
W32Coravint(3/5)
GamerXZ

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condenser(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 10
Redirifle
Miniature Doormaker Plushy
Charge Booster (damage: 2/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks
Medkit x 3
Weird Cake(+10,000 HP, free action!)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)

Any further questions on how the Polar Express works can be directed to me in the OOC thread or on Discord.

 

[hungry visitor]

Oh... no... the godmodder listens to the video, enraptured. He's decided! No longer shall he pursue his ways of evil, killing just because he liked seeing stuff die! Now, he kills because nonexistence is less pain than existence!

Click to shrink...

It is fine to give him a good reason to kill.

Polar express explanation:
The Polar express has two health bars, or "poles". One is negative, one is positive. When you hit one bar, the other takes the same amount. For example, if you deal 5,000 damage, the negative bar goes up 5,000 and the positive bar goes down by 5,000. If you heal it, then the reverse occurs. When you reduce one bar to 0, it goes on "cooldown" for 2 turns, before refilling to half of its original value. You need to reduce both bars to 0 in order to finally kill it. All resemblances to entities/entity ideas made by players, specifically players named hungry visitor, are purely coincidental.

Click to shrink...

I will now only write things with © after them. Should someone named moniker copy this he must give me (me is defined as the player hungry visitor) 10 extra actions to buy the idea from me.

Next:

I summon Meta-destroyer© an entity that destroys the things that make an entity special. It can completely destroy the HP of any unit in 2 hits. One for the H and one for the P. But that is not that important, since things that have a destroyed H and have only a P left, will simply vanish and the [Score-score-score-score-bar] (it has a lot of replacement against damage from eventual guys that bought the Meta-idea) of the Meta-destroyer© grows, which pleases the Meta-destroyer©. The Meta-destroyer© also does not posses a mere HP-bar but a HP-HP-HP-HP-HP-bar© (but it does only posses 1 HP-HP-HP-HP-HP©). It also got another EP-EP-EP-EP-EP-bar© (this is a bar that keeps the Meta-destroyer© alive as long it is full and charges by the amount of damage any bar gets, that keeps the Meta-destroyer© on the field and is not the EP-EP-EP-EP-EP-bar©. The EP-EP-EP-EP-EP-bar© takes damage from enemies, when they purposefully hurt themselves to damage the EP-EP-EP-EP-EP-bar©) and a FU-CK-YO-U-bar©. This bar has the ability to ward off a single action against the Meta-destroyer©. I charge the FU-CK-YO-U-bar© with 1.

I might add another bar to it. Or create something even more complicated should one of my ideas be copied by someone, which gives me 10 actions to spend.

 

[pionoplayer]

Piono tries to stand up to deliver an undoubtedly scathing retort of an attack unto the Godmodder, but then he passes out again and falls down.

Actions 3, 4 and 5.
The improbabiltiy drive continues to click and whir, and then lights up with a ding, a glowing cold blue light active this time.
5/5 for Frozen Heart

And then a cold wind blows in from the "North"
For Frosty the Snowman
Lost his soul that burning day
Had to stay alive
He'd run out of time
So he sold his soul away

Now Frosty the Snowman
Is a tool of death and doom
Runs around the town
Running people down
Hope somebody stops him soon

There must have been some evil in
That contract that he signed
For once he wrote down on the dot
His intent became malign

So Frosty the Snowman
Is a murderous snow freak
Found a butcher knife
Took the poor chef's life
And took a while to hear him shriek

He ran on down the streets of town
Until he faced the cops
Then he stabbed them all all over
When he heard them holler "stop"

Oh Frosty the Snowman
Is on a killer stabbing spree
With his sharpened blade
Through the blood he wades
Oh next could be you or me

Stabbity stab stab
Stabbity stab stab
Look at all this blood
Stabbity stab stab
Stabbity stab face down
in the frozen mud!

Frosty flips his knife a few times, then nods in JOEbobobob's direction, that's who he'll be taking orders from.
New entity: Frosty the Stabman. Frosty the Stabman is a mostly standard entity, but he inflicts "Chilled" on enemies, which reduces their attack power for the duration of the debuff. It doesn't permanently decrease attack, it's just a status effect.

Remember to enter the raffle for the next charge in the OOC thread.

 

[hungry visitor]

First order for the Meta-destroyer©: Destroy the 0 of the 70% dodge chance of the PG Foodie, which itself does not posses a dodge chance. Too bad you made a dodge chance without dodge chance.
Edit: just attack some enemy's HP by taking the H.

Pillar men: Awaken the other pillar men!

 

[EternalStruggle]

...Why would you use a charge stone, instead of a charge booster... Too... much... energy!

Click to shrink...

Because that has a chance of nuking the man's work entirely and delaying him by a turn, which is just plain unacceptable to him. This way, the AGs bear the brunt of the effects. Which is bad, yes, but not so bad that they can't deal with it for one turn. Plus, the man, by which I mean me, just really wanted the Shipyard to be finished. He wants those upgrades and he wants them badly. The ship must become yet stronger. It must become the strongest Entity! Well, the strongest non-Boss individual Entity. It's not exactly going to end up outgunning the Peacekeepers as a whole, after all.

Now, with that done he... doesn't have much to do. His pet project is finished. He has a few other potential projects, but he doesn't quite want to start them now. And he doesn't particularly want to engage the Polar Express in mortal combat. What he will say is that since most Entities attack instead of heal and the time limit is the second bar, it would make sense to try and heal the thing first and then focus it down using Entities during its restoration period.

Either way, as said right now that's not his problem. He needs to figure out what to do until the superboss gets summoned.

He shrugs and decides to help out in the food battle... thing.

FOCUS - SUPER-SPEEDLESS

The man vaguely waves his hands at one of the monitors on his bridge in the Apex (that he's naturally standing in) and casts Slow. This spell works pretty much as you'd expect, slowing down time in a similar fashion as how things going at relativistic speeds experience time slower, just without the bit where they're going super fast. In fact, since the PG Foodie is moving ridiculously fast, clearly it' also suffering these effects naturally, and so goes at a more normal speed due to having gone faster on top of the Slow spell, which just works separately on magic. That's definitely how that works. Yep.

Anyway, this entire affair is aimed at reducing the thing's Dodge chance.

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

"Second Scarlet Prince, attack Eevee shadow bacon! Simurgh, attack Eevee shadow bacon!"

1 Action: I place a forcefield around the Second Scarlet Prince.

2 Actions: A glowing green ball appears in front of the Simurgh.

Simurgh Regeneration 2/8

(OOC: Action Checklist:

[✓] Shield/buff the AG Foodie (U) (Done by Page of Time)
[✓] Attack/debuff the PG Foodie (U) (Done by EternalStruggle and Paradoxdragonpaci)
[✓] Stop the missile heading for the Second Scarlet Prince (Done by me)
[ ] Fully heal the Simurgh
[ ] Fully heal Grog Strongjaw
[✓] Stop the two missiles heading for Pike (Done by Ranger_Strider)
[✓] Stop the missile heading for the Unsealed Lion (Done by Arsenical)
[ ] Attempt to convince the Unsealed Lion to remain AG
[ ] Kill Eevee shadow bacon (Will be partially done by the Second Scarlet Prince and the Simurgh)
[ ] Defeat the Polar Express (Maybe done by Ranger_Strider)
[✓] Attempt to damage the Godmodder (U) (Done by Daskter)

If something is labeled (U), then you can still contribute to it without wasting actions whether or not it has a check mark next to it.)

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

I finish my contraption, the junk launcher from fallout, filled with screws powered by spiral energy.
Thanks to the YoreHammer I was given, all the screws bypass any defense and the spiral energy distorts space so it's impossible to dodge. And it's aimed....

At the GM's forces. Buh-bye.

 

[Ranger_Strider_]

1. I set up and fire my anti-air guns at the missiles currently targeting Pike, hopefully bringing them down.
2. I slam the two poles of the polar express together, hopefully combining them so they balance out to 0.
3. I slap another shield on pike, just incase my anti-air turrets fail.
Oy Two_Eternities! I'll admit that attacking a neutral does sound very fun and profitable, but we currently have bigger fish to fry. The Eevee should be let live.

 

[MooGoesCow21]

I continue charging 12/???

 

[Moniker]

"Hmmm, well I certainly don't remember dying. Judging from your suspicions of being dead though I'm guessing you wrote the note I found in the trash can over there?"

While I'm busy talking to the unknown individual in the closed stall I test if I can charge while away from the HEXAGONAFIELD.

Rubbing my chin I continue to talk to the individual in the closed stall, "I'll be honest, I'm not sure if you'll become like everyone else here but I imagine that if you keep doing something that isn't dealing with that line you're less likely to become...whatever you call that."

Click to shrink...

???: You mean... you aren't dead?

You mutter something about you specifically being a special case...

???: Well... I can't think of any possibility but me being dead! My memory is still hazy, but, I definitely...

???: Oh, the note... I didn't write it, but I did read it. I'm not sure who originally wrote it. One of the people outside?

???: The only people I've seen come in here aside from you, though, is the occasional janitor. If you position the note right, they won't take it...

???: I know this sounds like a weird request, but could you put the note back like you found it?

You do so, and tell them your second line.

???: Hey... thanks. I'm worried my resolve will eventually break, though...

???: I came in here to get away from the monotony outside, but I feel like I haven't really escaped. I don't know what else to do, though! I'm... not sure I can leave, at this point.

???: It was... good to have someone to talk to. Thanks...


Testing out your charging capabilities. You find trying to "hold" the action energy like you did back on the HEXAGONAFIELD just doesn't work here. Your actions dissipate as you try to keep the power together. Pity, too. It would've been nice to just be able to duck into a sidequest and build an army there.

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Nothing changes. Well, not that you can see. Something might be happening back in the lobby. Or not.

Evacucorp Lobby, Floor 1:
Help Desk
Bored people
Frowning person(examining fake half-finished Entity Requisition Form)
Side door(Employees Only)
Digital counter(number #1,890,432,617,995)

Restrooms:
Closed stall(occupied)

Entity Processing Lobby, Floor 2:
Ropes/Attendant(Blocking way in, wants processing pass):

Players:
CaptainNZZZ(has Charisma)(Ticket #2,423,991,081,321)(has complete Entity Requisition Form)

Rewards:
Confessions of a Paradox Gambler

 

[Moniker]

First, I freeze freds vocal cords when he would be saying "Almost" so his sentance becomes "the announcer-- Certainly isn't Lucifer."
"Altair, how about building such a mech wherever and telling me where it is so I can send it to where I want? Alternatively, you just owe me a favour until further notice and can pay me back later, I'm not in a rush and you're probably going to be busy with defending the infinileaf clover for the next while."
"Fred, I admit I hadn't actually realized it was Hell. I sort of just assumed it was run by demons while being somewhere normaler"
"heh."
"But hey, since Altair decided to not fight me, I have a few spare wish spells!"
"And true resurrection is a spell from bellow the 8th level, so if you like, I can resurrect you."
"And hey, maybe if you're good and lawful enough while you're up there, you can change your afterlife from hell to limbo, or perhaps heaven?"
"Sounds like an improvement to me, but your choice. "
"Also, though your description of this place implies you probably don't, if you have any good friends you'd like to bring with you then I can resurrect them too."

Somnogolem turns back into somno, and joins up with seven to get ready to go back to the hexagonfield. if fred wants to come with me, I offer to give him some defences and suggest he doesn't engage in combat or anything until I give him a whole bunch of defences, and maybe his own mech suit if he wants me to.
oh, and somno Cuts Through The Lies on freds slightly altered statement, and if I can use another spare wish to help with that, also Cuts Through The Lies on when Altair said "me take the Infinityleaf Clover", to see if he's really going to end up taking the infinileaf clover. if it returns a quantum superposition of the two, I inform him that he should take more precautions but there is, at least, some chance of him succeeding (because if he'll succeed without me doing anything it'll say his statements not a lie and I won't do anything, so its self-consistent. if he'll succeed with me doing something it can't say his statements true because paradox and it can't say its false cuz that would lead it to be true so paradox, so it has to return a quantum superposition saying it could go either way, prompting me to help him more. quantum superposition would never be chosen if "he is tell truth" is self-consistent though, so the only way for me to decide to try to help him is if he'll fail if I don't help him.

If nothing interesting comes of this stuff (cut through the lies doesn't say its Lucifer and says Altair will succeed) Then off I go, back to the hexagonfield, with somno, Seven, and possibly Fred (and even less likely-ly but still possibly a friend of fred's) in tow.

Click to shrink...

Altair: I don't like to owe people favors, but... ah, there's no time... alright. I'll take the IOU. We'll meet again, I'm quite certain of it.

Altair steps into the elevator, and is sent off to the top floor. You're left with just Fred and your minions.

Fred wonders... don't you need a body for True Resurrection, not just the soul? But then...

???: Fred, you've seen too much. You can't be a miner any longer.

???: You're being... reassigned.

And Fred is whisked away.

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All alone, and with nothing left to do, you take your minions and step through the portal. Back to the HEXAGONAFIELD!

SIDEQUEST COMPLETE!
Rewards:
...Nothing?

...No, this sidequest definitely caused something. But until you find out what all happened, please accept the CONSOLATION PRIZE of a Super Dagger, a one-use item that deals 20,000 damage, and is a free action! Assume you found it lying on the ground once you stepped out of the portal.



OOC: It seems like you're overestimating Somno's powers by a lot. He can't cut through the lies on dialogue that already happened - he might be able to work in cutscenes, if you set him up in advance, like "Cut through the lies on the next interesting statement person x makes". But if you don't then you're out of luck. Also, the definition of "lying" only includes what the target believes to be true, which isn't always adjusted for what's reality. You can't have your partner say "we will win the godmodding war" and then cut through the lies to spoil the ending of the game! If they believe they'll win the godmodding war, it'll return true, and if they don't believe that - for some reason - you'll get false.

 

[JOEbobobob]

in some DnD versions, Raise dead heals mortal wounds, but does not replace lost organs or appendages. It requires a body.
Resurrection is the same as raise dead, but regenerates lost body parts. You could conceivably revive someone from a severed head or a finger, but you still require something which could be described as their "body".
True resurrection is the same as resurrection, but you don't even need a body.
this is a quote from a thread on ways to resurrect people.
yes, it requires a tiny piece of the body, but there are... 7000000000000000000000000000 atoms in a humans body. after enough time, a person's body's atoms would scatter out arbitrarily far. the size of a piece needed is unspecified. I have multiple true resurrections to cast.
Therefor, true resurrection works fine.
Also, in 3.5E, This spell functions like raise dead, except that you can resurrect a creature that has been dead for as long as 10 years per caster level. This spell can even bring back creatures whose bodies have been destroyed, provided that you unambiguously identify the deceased in some fashion (reciting the deceased's time and place of birth or death is the most common method).
but I have other options. using the last true resurrection spell before I'll need to actually spend effort for it, I identify fred thus:
A being who identified himself as fred when talking to me, and on one day while working in hell, had A bad day at work, another day in hell's mine... his tool broke three times, a grand record, and his demonic supervisor... wasn't happy. And his exact amount of money that day... $253,521. he also planned to betray me but didn't in the end, who previously said the exact words
"Fred: Wait, you don't where we are?

Fred: You know we're in hell, right? I've figured out by now you were an outsider, but I thought you'd pick it up on your own.

Fred: This is the place gamblers like us are condemned to. Every day, we mine, and receive a daily pay of $100. When we've saved up $1,000,000, we can come here, and gamble years of work away in the hopes of being able to escape.

Fred: A lot of people thought there might be plants, but... well, I know now!

Fred: The announcer almost certainly isn't Lucifer. I'd assume one of the upper-level management demons is overseeing the game.", at a point that was less then 20 minutes ago from my incharacter perspective and around 6 days ago from my real-world perspective, and less then 8 days ago, and more then 5 days ago.

That should be sufficiently specific to include only one person... lets see... 20 minutes leaves a maximum of 20 or so times where other people even theoretically could say the same thing, there are over 80 words in that series. there are thousands of words in english, but lets assume that only the top 500 are relevant (IE: where used and are used by others), aside from the word Lucifer.
that means each word aside from Lucifer gives ~9 bits of information (Slightly less but only by a faction of a bit). that means we have 720 - 3.25 (number of chances other people had) =716.75 bits of information from that quote.
The names freddie and freddrick, both of which could be shortened to fred, are the 1,089th and 1054th most popular names according to a source. being generous for what that means, we can pretend that around 1/1000 people have one of those names. thats about 10 more bits of information. I also specified that he spoke to me, which limits it to around like, 20 people? 50 at most. that means that I have more or less 726.75 bits of selection, in a search space that should, on average, take 6 bits of selection to narrow it down to one person. just his name and the knowledge that he had spoken to me at some point was enough. also even if you count back-story my character has never spoken to anyone else by the name of fred.
In summary, true resurrection on fred and it works.
OH, also, fred gets 100$ a day, and participated 3 times supposedly based on what he said when we met, so he's been dead for 30,000 days. that is 82.191 years, so the spell works on that front as well.
Lastly the amount of selection pressure I have is immenser then it looks. in a group of

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593675800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

people, one would expect to find an average of one other person who fits the criteria IF you ignore that I said fred spoke to me... so yeah.

I Keep me promise! hoorays! wait, did I even promise?
checks.
huh, I didn't. well, I did what I offered! close enough.
that was a purely logical argument about why my previous plan would work, so it takes no actions... hopefully. otherwise the next action becomes slightly weaker.
x3 (or maybe x2...?): with return to the world comes return to power.
I turn to fred, and cast a series of free-form non-DnD spells from my homeworld, giving him more health and the ability to act better. also, I can't control fred directly like a normal entity- I can ask him to do stuff and he'll probably do it but if I don't ask him to do anything he acts on his own, and I don't plan to order him much.

Frosty the snowman bodyguards the newly revived fred, who even if he dies now I can still revive because I still have that perfectly specific way to identify him, but death would be annoying.
Seven does a magic trick, he 8 9. this makes 6 so scared of 7 that 6 decides to join 7 as a servant, so in summary 7 summoned 6 as an ally for me group.
Somno stands, quiet, near the others.
fred does... whatever he wants. maybe he adjusts to having a real body and not being in hell again? and maybe he adjusts very quickly and does something else. who knows?

 

[Arsenical]

What happened? Did Arsenical and the Explosion Elemental both spend a turn spacing out? Strange.

ACTION NUMBER ONE: EXPLOSION ELEMENTAL ALCHEMITER FUN

Oh boy, the explosion elemental must have been daydreaming of the wishful whammy too much. Would a nuclear explosion occur if he used it on himself?

No, no, no. He could go bigger. Not right now, though. He wasn't even technically summoned yet.

Ah well. Let's combine some more stuff in the Alchemiter! Including the WEIRD CAKE and a CHARGE STONE!

He's... Kind of scared of what this is gonna be, honestly.

Action Number Two: Ticking Time Bomb

Whatever this thing is, mere contact with the weird cake has caused the Explosion Elemental to gain a charge.

This thing is like some sort of snake oil.

(7/10)

Action Number Three: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Arsenical runs quickly over to the UNSEALED LION, currently being targeted by a missile that will almost certainly kill the beast if it hits.

He was too late, though. This mistle flew directly towards the UNSEALED LION, about to hit it like the mistle was a truck and the Lion was an Isekai protagonist.

The beast was finished... Hang on a moment. Did you misspell 'Missile' as 'Mistle'? Twice?

"Nope. Turns out this missile was a MISTLETOE MISSILE!"

The MISTLETOE MISSILE hits the Lion, and promptly... explodes into a number of mistletoe bundles. These gently float up in the air and suspend themselves around the battlefield, waiting for people to walk underneath them.

This also meant very little damage was done to the UNSEALED LION!

 

[CaptainNZZZ]

???: You mean... you aren't dead?

You mutter something about you specifically being a special case...

???: Well... I can't think of any possibility but me being dead! My memory is still hazy, but, I definitely...

???: Oh, the note... I didn't write it, but I did read it. I'm not sure who originally wrote it. One of the people outside?

???: The only people I've seen come in here aside from you, though, is the occasional janitor. If you position the note right, they won't take it...

???: I know this sounds like a weird request, but could you put the note back like you found it?

You do so, and tell them your second line.

???: Hey... thanks. I'm worried my resolve will eventually break, though...

???: I came in here to get away from the monotony outside, but I feel like I haven't really escaped. I don't know what else to do, though! I'm... not sure I can leave, at this point.

???: It was... good to have someone to talk to. Thanks...


Testing out your charging capabilities. You find trying to "hold" the action energy like you did back on the HEXAGONAFIELD just doesn't work here. Your actions dissipate as you try to keep the power together. Pity, too. It would've been nice to just be able to duck into a sidequest and build an army there.

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Nothing changes. Well, not that you can see. Something might be happening back in the lobby. Or not.

Evacucorp Lobby, Floor 1:
Help Desk
Bored people
Frowning person(examining fake half-finished Entity Requisition Form)
Side door(Employees Only)
Digital counter(number #1,890,432,617,995)

Restrooms:
Closed stall(occupied)

Entity Processing Lobby, Floor 2:
Ropes/Attendant(Blocking way in, wants processing pass):

Players:
CaptainNZZZ(has Charisma)(Ticket #2,423,991,081,321)(has complete Entity Requisition Form)

Rewards:
Confessions of a Paradox Gambler

Click to shrink...

"Well you lasted this long, hopefully you'll manage to avoid becoming like everyone else." Might as well encourage whoever is in the stall to keep up their resistance after all.

Tapping my fingers against my leg I ask, "Hey might I ask what your name is? It's difficult to have a conversation with someone when you don't know their name after all."

Once I get their response I say, "Pardon me for a second, I need to check something."

Pulling out a bowl and some holy water from my pockets I start chanting magical words as the water pours into the bowl and soon the surface of the water displays an image showing what's currently happening in the Lobby outside of the restroom.

 

[Daskter]

I'll use EVacCorp to retreat my units...

I stab The Godmodder with The Stick.

While trapping the Godmodder in The Box.

 

[Paradoxdragonpaci]

I do Paradox Void Cards && Medkit

I then summon some Entangling Vines around the PG Foodie to hopefully slow it down

I then charge up to attempt to create a Save Point 1/10

 

[Page of Time]

Maddison charges up something!
It grows a bit. 1/5.

Maddison then turns to the AG Foodie FOCUSES!
She supplies him/her/it/tem with a fridge full of rice and pasta platters!

 

[Alastair Dragovich]

The young man just blinked. What. He- It- They-

WHAT.

Unfortunately, before he could wrap his mind around the PLOT TWIST, he was promptly hit by the train.

CHOO CHOOOOOOOOOOO!

He grunted in pain as the train slammed into him, feeling all of his bones break and his flesh tear-

Wait. What? What do you mean that didn't happen?

The young man ends up somehow sliding off the POLAR EXPRESS's front and slams into the ground several times over. OW. Except... he's not hurt?

Oh, there's a cut! That's... already healing. Huh.

The young man stares. Then stares at the chaos ensuing.

This.... this all seems rather silly. Except for the Godmodder, who's... not being attacked?

He tries to think of why. He really racks his brain over it. Then, something appears before him:

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! A musical instrument-related method...
-Win the cooking contest to keep Starcalibur! Help the AG Foodie defeat the PG Foodie!

Minor tasks:

Spoiler

Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs. The Alchemiter can let you combine items.
Pike is healing friendly entities!
Stop the AA turret's missiles heading for your entities!
Kill the Polar Express. It's very complicated, and that makes you angry.

[PG]Polar Express: -100,000/0 HP, 100,000/100,000 HP, 10,000 x 2A (both HP bars take damage at the same time)(bar recharge)

[PG]Godmodder: 202/300 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Legendary Weapon Map)


Player info:

Spoiler

Captain.cat(has King of the Hill)
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
MooGoestheCow (Charge: 1/???)(Charge: 9/???)
[N-2]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 14/100)(5/??)(effect-curing power)(Resolute Heart Copy - mimics effects once)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity)(Temporal Guardian + Dragonforce in hammerspace!)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)
Hungry_Visitor(Ascendance)(New being - gets 1 attack shield)
The_Two_Eternities(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(protected from 4 attack)(1/5)
Arsenical(2 posts in debt!)(6/10)(Protection from Demons - protects from devil takeovers!)
[N+1]JoeBOB
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time(1/10)
[N]Mr Mirror Man(8/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)(Godmodder Repellent)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)
gilded king(8/10)
Pionoplayer(Sidequest Charge token: Complete a sidequest to make worth 5 charges)(2/5)
Darshelenas Sunbreaker
[N+1]Winkins(+1,000A Iron sword)(1 10,000 damage token)(1 +5,000A/20,000 damage Pain sword)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(has paradox void cards)
Nano Soldier 2016(behind cover)(has M16, Body Armour)
W32Coravint(3/5)
GamerXZ

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condenser(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 10
Redirifle
Miniature Doormaker Plushy
Charge Booster (damage: 2/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks
Medkit x 3
Weird Cake(+10,000 HP, free action!)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)

Click to shrink...

He blinks hard. That gave him a bit of a headache. Still, he had a bit more information. And another way to get some more, so he reaches, hoping to reach the inventory...

And pulls out the 'On Players and the Nature of Creativity' book! He skims it for a bit, just long enough to learn what he needed to know without using up an action, even when putting it back.

Now things made a lot more sense. Clearly most of these people were invested in the creatures they were creating, and hoping to use those to hurt the Godmodder and do more damage outside of their own movements. A direct attack would never work without sufficient creativity and intellect, which he didn't think he possessed yet.

He racked his brain. No direct atttacks, but then there was that weak point. Something about music...

And then inspiration struck. He wasn't sure it would work, and it would take at least 3 turns to set up, but if he did this right...

He nodded. Time for step 1!

First things first, he pulled out his laptop and began pounding away at it. As far as he knew, players, when they weren't using them for charges, had three "actions" to work with. He used his first one completely for designing this thing so mono-purposefully and so anchored to its spot that it couldn't be 'stolen' or 'converted' by the godmodder or his forces. It just simply wouldn't turn on/be usable by any of them.

Not that it had much general use, nor would the godmodder probably even want to use it. But it was better safe than sorry.

Next was actually making the thing. He decided to put it somewhere 'behind' the Foodie Fight. Since no one could interfere with it outside of players, most of the incidental action would be elsewhere and thus it wouldn't be accidentally destroyed.

And so he got to work. Producing a steady stream of metals and Generi-tools(tm), he pounded out and shaped the machine bit by bit, making sure the construction went exactly as planned. This would result in the creation of the machine's super durable, wonderfully running chassis, and would be his second action.

The final action would be to install the component that would give this otherwise silly monument to modern art a purpose. He concentrated his power, his third action, until it formed a stone. A Jewel of Ultimate Destruction. Unfocused, it was weak, but when its purpose and target was firmly tuned, it would destroy that thing with wonderful ease. He inserted such a Jewel into the machine, to act as both its source of power and the source of its Power.

It's purpose... was to destroy anything Smooth. Like Smooth skipping stones. Or well polished metal. Even the concept of Smooth wasn't safe. Anyone caught making Smooth dance moves too close to this thing would be destroyed ruthlessly by the machine, which concentrated and amplified the Jewel's destructive potential. Anything touching the machine and so much as uttering a smooth one-liner would probably be like detonating a nuclear bomb.

The young man wiped his brow. That was step 1 complete: Creating the Anti-Smooth Annihilator.

At which point he promptly realized that it was completely defenseless. So the young man stood up and reached into his pocket.

"Could someone protect my device? For my plan to work..." He asked as he stepped a safe distance away from it.

His hand came back up to reveal a pair of sunglasses. He slid them on.

"I need to get the band back together."

OPERATION: SMOOTH is To Be Continued!

 

[Captain.Cat]

Slowly I regain consciousness and once again I am greeted with the sight of the strange sky of the HEXAGONAFIELD. 'Aghhhhh... My head, What happened?' Slowly sitting up I look over the field and notice that quite a few things have changed since I was last conscious. 'Right what happened again...' I scratch my mustache and think for a few moments before my memory returns to me. 'Oh right I was getting crushed and then I was turn into a lightening rod. I should not do that again.'

Looking down I see that I'm sitting on some train tracks. 'Huh, Weird, why are there train tracks he-' My thoughts are interrupted with my answer. With a loud whistle the Polar express is barreling down the tracks towards me!

"Shit!" I quickly roll off the train tracks as the Polar Express zips on by just missing me.

Slowly standing up and brushing myself off of any dust I look over at the peacekeepers base. 'Well I guess I'll go over to them and see what they are up to.' Looking down I see that my Spear of Lightening is on the ground besides me, I kneel down and pick it up and then I start walking over to the Peacekeepers.

Focus action - "Preventive measures"

As I arrive I look in on the scientists and I see that they are working on remaking Godmodder weaponry and and unlocking the true power of the machine gunners. 'Hmm, interesting. I'll just make a wish for the Godmodder weaponry and gear to not be corruptive or not to cause them to be mind controlled, I wish for the Godmodder weapons, armor and other Godmodder gear to not be able to corrupt or control the minds, bodies and or souls of the Peacekeepers.' Suddenly a green glow forms around all the Godmodder gear, armor and all other items that has the prefix of Godmodder that are in the procession of the Peacekeepers. The green glow last for about a minute before seemly fading into to the items leaving glowing green wards engraved on their surfaces.

One of the Scientists walks over to me and looks over at me asking, "What do you do?" His not so much worried as much as curious as to what I did. Looking back I reply "I used my powers to try and make use the Godmodder equipment does not try and take over your minds again." "You do know that we researched how to make the Godmodder equipment safe right?"

I blink at that and look back into my memories for that before then remembering when that had happened. I look a little sheepish and say. "Yeah... I forgot, I blame it on being knocked out." I rub the back of my neck and look over at the Tower as it's being converted into the Peacekeeper HQ. "Anyway It never hurts to try and be sure." "So did it work?" The Scientist asks with a raised eyebrow. "I don't really know to be honest, I guess with the wards on them that it will provide some measure of protection, but I don't think we will really know until the Godmodder tries to control you guys again or one of the others tries for whatever reason." I say with a shrug.

"If you would excuse me, I'm going to check out the Bar and see if there is anything I can drink." With that I start heading over to the Peacekeeper Bar to see what they have to drink. 'I sure hope that the drinks are not made of plastic.'


OOC: Well I'm back sorry it took me so long, I was having to worry about family and birthdays/holidays. Anyway I guess thought it would be a good idea to try and make sure the Peacekeepers don't get mind controlled because that would be basically be rocks falls everybody dies if that happened.