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Defeat The Godmodder

Angel: Thank you. His will is done, and now, you are cleansed and freed from your debt to Satan.

Angel: From this moment forward until either Satan's elimination, the end of eternity, or you break your vow to be Lawful Good (whichever comes first)...

Angel: You have Protection From Demons!


And with that, the clouds beneath you disintegrate, and you begin floating down. Tired from all that sitting around, you close your eyes... and before you know it, you're sitting back on the HEXAGONAFIELD. You don't think "L" will be fulfilling his contract anytime soon.

SIDEQUEST COMPLETE!

Rewards: Protection from Demons - as long as it's active, your debt to Lucifer will not be collectible.
SPICYness - use it as you wish
Action Uno: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute my Own!

Then I wake up from my dream about sitting in the HEXAGONFIELD, still falling gently down. I could go back to sleep...

But, there's a lot more things I could do with this freefall. We're above everything, and wind resistance won't make that much of a difference. So, before I even lose sight of heaven, I shake off the cloud wisps from my feet and begin to fall faster, and faster. My body begins to burn like a meteorite entering the atmosphere, though I can't burn, I won't burn!

The hexagonfield enters sight, but what's this, a new boss?

... The UNSEALED PLAYER THIEF, eh? Well, there's only one way to take this boss down right. I turn in the air, first slow, then faster, and faster. I invoke the BLACK KNIGHT ASTERISK, which I've carried on me all this time. Now this was proper.

A turning cone of metal and fire... THE BLACK DRILL. I let out a war-cry, echoing across the field...

~~~

Meanwhile, somewhere in Tahiti...

So, I told him-

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...!"

... Was that... *sigh* Sorry, Alejandro. I'll have to be seeing you. My boss must be over with his sidequest and doing something stupid again. Oh, i'll take that Pina Colada to go, bartender.

~~~

Action Dos: Break the Unbreakable

And the narrator returns, already missing the hot Tahiti sun.

"NO TIME FOR THAT, IT'S DRILL TIME!"

The BLACK DRILL swirled closer and faster, its speed exponential, and almost surely fatal.

Even if anyone saw the attack Arsenical was waging, all they would be able to make out through the fire and black scorching metal would be a pair of eyes, screwed tight with DETERMINATION.

"Taste hot metal, villain."

With that, Arsenical slams into the player thief, his attack exploding from the sheer force.

Action Tres: A Shocking Shockwave

The attack was a right wallop, a knockout of a hit, and just downright brutal. The ground buckled beneath the PLAYER THIEF'S feet, creating a noticeable indentation. However, the collateral didn't stop there.

An earthquake occurred, though not for more than a few short minutes. No one happened to get hurt, however, you wouldn't say the same for the SOULRAZE BARRACK's construction site. A few pillar here and there fell, the ground crumbled a small amount, a so many more smaller things also went wrong.

Whoever's in charge of this is going to have quite the "fun" night...

Action Quatro, Cinco, and Seis: And Thus, Life Was

When the attack was over, its victims stilled, our hero climbed out from the crater in tatters. His armor was falling apart at its joints, so he rightly decided to send the BLACK KNIGHT ASTERISK back into the player inventory.

The burning armor returned to the player inventory, and Arsenical was in his regular clothing. A few flames still clung to his clothing, and he patted most of them out.

Excluding one he didn't notice, sitting right on his shoulder. Though, considering it a fire is a bit inappropriate. Let's just call it what it is, yes?

And so, the BABY EXPLOSION ELEMENTAL, created from the sheer force of the BLACK DRILL, crawled into Arsenical's shirt pocket, and begun to sap on his nigh-endless lifeforce like it was food.

Full-Grown Explosion Elemental Charge(3/10)
 
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Action 1 and 2 goes to charging
Flying techniques 5/5!

Action 3 I fly under my own power and remove my jetpack,set it to Laser Self-Destruct and throw it at the Shadow Beasts !!
 
(Action!)(3 Charges)
(FOCUS!)
Staring intently at the Shadow Orb in its damaged state, I took my chance to bring forth my newly found Disco Energy and use it to subjugated the weakened Shadow orb under my influence. Letting the Disco energy to groove its way into the Shadow Orb, it starts converting it into a new entity as a Disco Orb! (Will be capable of playing songs on demand and other gimmicks)

(Orders)
Cat Siths are to continue attacking the SR blasted builders and hope they don't die this round.
Have the Dance Floor to appear under the smaller but deadly (8000A geez...) Shadow Beast to stun it this turn. (Its a Floor made of Catmancy. I would like to put cat features on it but the occasional neon cat panels that appears are fine too)
 
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I'm still having my powers mostly drained by that stupid improbability drive, so I guess I'm still out of comission for now.

Action 1:
The improbability drive hums to life again, preparing for another release.
1/3 for More Fun.

Action 2:
The improbability drive clicks and whirs, flashing many different lights, but all of them are in the blacklight spectrum.
2/3 for More Fun

Action 3:
The improbability drive clicks one last time and dings. It's payload is ready.
3/3 for More Fun
Expending...

A barrel comes bouncing down the "slopes" of the shadow realm. Does it even have slopes? Well it does now. Because there's a barrel bouncing down one of them.
The barrel bounces around and comes to a stop at Two Eternities's feet.
And then the screeching starts. A monkey pokes its head out of the barrel, hits Eternities over the head with a stick, and then retreats back into its barrel.
There is a shuffling, clanking of metal, and a few weapons fall out of the top of the barrel, before mechanical legs come out of it, and it rights itself.
A monkey, in full armor and wielding a pike, proceeds to jump out of the top of it, and salute Two_Eternities.
Two_Eternities has gained control of the Barrel of Monkeys.

Barrel of Monkeys: a basic spawner entity. Every round it summons a single Monkey Warrior. The barrel itself has no attack, but the monkeys do. It's the monkeys that do all the useful fighting, the barrel is just there to make more.
 
Glaring at the Godmodder's attack blockers I focus my attention to combat them, first working to remove the attack blockers on the Scarlet Prince with my Attack Blocker RemoverTM and should I have any energy left then remove the attack blockers on the Godslayer. (x2)

Carefully picking up the slightly damaged Charge Booster I charge the Temporal Shenanigans charge. (x1)
 
The man looks at the Player Thief. He's definitely next, since there are only six players left and it now steals six a turn. This will not stand. No way is the man letting himself by stolen away into the Shadow Realm, not when he needs to be on the surface to act in his moment of triumph.

FOCUS - DROP THE HAMMER

Using old reliable kinetic force, he gets out a majorly oversized hammer, leaps over to the Unsealed Player Thief, and smashes it into bits with numerous hearty smacks empowered by his Player abilities. And that should be almost the end of that, he thinks.
 
Luck-Based Mission - VII
I play Blackjack for 500k. I'm actually really good at it and it's time for me to cash in on my good karma.

Good Karma? You just tried to shoot like, 20 people off the platform back there! And all the things you did back on the HEXAGONAFIELD! If you want to draw on the power of karma, you'll have to try harder than that! You totally lose, and your $500,000 is gone.

I smile.
gamblers all have at least 1,000,000 dollars each.
I apparently cleared out 2 demons and 5 gamblers.
even if the demons had no money, I can still steal 5,000,000 from the gamblers.
so my money, post-looting, is at least 9,100,000$, and could be anything bigger then that.
I tell Star that I don't have enough money on me to bring them and somno with me, but if I somehow end up with a ton of money, I might.
I tell fred that I'll take his advice into account and won't bring star along if it significantly disadvantages me.
Instead of gambling this round, I get somno off cooldown by using all the experience the gambler used on his paladin levels. I am no longer a paladin, but somno gets off cooldown, this will be helpful.

When you cleared out the gamblers, you didn't take their money! It's against the previously-unmentioned rules of the casino to take money from gamblers, even in challenges that involve physically defeating them. After all, if you could just beat up people and take their money, this would be a deathmatch battle tournament, not a gambling tournament!

Star: Oh, no. I just wanted the promise of your allegiance.

Star: Since you're interested, I can help you, if you do something for me...


Star points at another gambler, currently playing at the Poker table. The gambler is significantly taller and gruffer-looking than the rest around him, standing out from everyone else.


Star: That man is the biggest threat here. Walk up to him, and announce the cards in his hand. That will make him lose, and he'll be out of our hair.

Star: He might try to hide his cards from you. Try to trick him by approaching as though you're just going to talk, or better yet, need help.

Star: Do that, and I'll help you survive these games.


Your paladin energies decrease Somno's cooldown time by 2!

ACTION:?/3 ITEM(S): 1x2,000 Damage Lottery Token
AMOUNT:?/3
CHARGE:5/10
$4,000,000 on hand.-$1,000,000 in bet.
I decide to go play Rock, Paper, Scissors, because I have a plan. When a person throws one of the three, if you can process the information fast enough, you can see what the person is throwing, and respond and change what your throwing. So I decide to reduce the time it takes for my eyes to send the information to my brain to process what I'm seeing to allow me to change what I'm throwing to change what I'm throwing to beat my opponent. This plan is foolproof!

You see him throwing rock, and at the last second... PAPER! You've won, and acquired $2,000,000! That puts you at $6,000,000, enough to proceed, though you'd have to leave the others behind and you couldn't earn money.

Suddenly, it seems like the house players at the Rock Paper Scissors table... straighten, a little. You think you've gone up a difficulty level. That trick won't work a second time. You'll need something better.

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Many bets go around. Looking at the other gamblers, you see a lot of people's faces clench up in fear or panic. Five gamblers who made bigger bets are immediately whisked away by a sudden dark vortex. Every one who disappears makes everyone else start to freak out just a little bit more.

Star goes up to a Blackjack table, bets $1,000,000, and wins easily. The cards go right in his favor.

Fred: Listen, be careful. These games are all rigged. Not in any way you can prove, but in the demonic magic that runs this place.

Fred: You seem to have some sort of special powers. You'd better leverage all of it to win here.

Fred: Myself, I just take the safest bet. Rock Paper Scissors is the safest, since the payout is 2:1 but you have a chance in tying, not just winning or losing.


Fred goes to the Rock Paper Scissors table, and bets $500,000. He throws Scissors, and his opponent counters with Rock. Fred just sits there, silent. Staring into the distance... The minimum bet is $500,000...

Everyone on the floor loses $100,000.


Casino 3rd Floor:

Crowd of People(26 other gamblers)
Fred(has $300,000)
Star(has $10,900,000)(wants Mysterious Gambler eliminated)
Elevator(costs $5,000,000, 8 slots remaining)
Money Drain(-$100,000 per minute!)
Mysterious gambler(Playing Poker)

JOEbob:
Has $4,000,000, one four-leaf clover(possessing random gambler)
[N - JOEbob]Somno: 35,000/35,000 HP (Lanternlight echo: 2 turn cooldown)(Seen through their eyes: 2 turn cooldown)(Cut through the lies: 1 turn cooldown)(cooling down for 1!)

Mr. Mirror Man:
Has $5,900,000

Eevee Shadow Bacon:
Has $4,400,000
 
You've held the Starcalibur and used it for 2 turns straight now! Better hand it off right away or it could backfire!
I am confused. Didn't I held the Starcalibur? If I did: Anyone can have it (besides the godmodder and PG)
...Wait, no! Absolutely not! You ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT kidnap the GM's brain! My brain is LOCKED IN MY HEAD! I have infinity protection against my brain being messed with. And I can give myself more at any time, with my GM powers. I render this brain-taking action NULL AND VOID!
Your body submits, your heart succumbs- so why does your mind RESIST?
The Unsealed Player Thief reaches out, ready to steal all the players he can, once again! Shadows reach out and snag Pluff0 , hungry visitor , gilded king , Victory by Ablation, Trifling Epithet. Finally, he rushes over to the TF2 Zoo, reaches in, and grabs Darshelenas Sunbreaker , who was hiding inside. The player picks are decided by random.org rolls, and this was the third time his name was picked. He was protected because of his decision to hide, but now, he can hide no longer! All are dumped into the Shadow Realm. 6 players outside, 3 on a sidequest, and 15 players within the Shadow Realm.
Okay. But I got a keyblade, the best keyblade.
I open the keyhole of the Shadow Realm and release all the shadow creatures onto the Hexagonafield, freeing all the trapped players too.

Next topic.
I turn infinity (∞) into 8 by turning it. My voided brain-taking action should be able to succeed in 1 turn (I turned it into 8, but I only had to turn it once). The Hexagonafield is now 8 big and not infinite sized and a lot of entities are squashed together. This is harmful to the godmodder and his creatures. But it does not harm the AG entities since I shield them against the harm.

Moniker should lose some HP for breaking the rules.
 
Good Karma? You just tried to shoot like, 20 people off the platform back there! And all the things you did back on the HEXAGONAFIELD! If you want to draw on the power of karma, you'll have to try harder than that! You totally lose, and your $500,000 is gone.
I gave sanctuary to a player, I remove 2 levels from a lying GM ally, I've not done anything that evil in game...

I place half of my money in JOEbobobob pocket, giving it to him and expecting a payout later.
 
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Players and Creativity - Preface
Hmmmm..... lets read the Preface.

Preface:

I am a humble traveler, and an accomplished researcher. Over the years, I have traveled to many places seeking information on the targets of my research; godmodders. Menaces to many, I have published many works on their abilities and machinations, including A Comprehensive History of Godmodding and Godmodding: Vol. 1, a historical record and collection of my knowledge, respectively.

And with all this research, I have found one thing to be consistent: The only thing that keeps godmodders in check are Players. Seemingly ordinary people who choose to fight the godmodder in whichever game he appears in, and gain extreme power just in the act of doing so. Understanding Player powers is an important part of understanding the Godmodder's powers, so in this book I have collected all I know on Players and what they can do.

A warning before I begin: While Players gain incredible power, the situation they are thrust in to keep that power is incredibly dangerous. Becoming a Player is not something that should be sought out just for that power. Players experience what is known as "Total Party Wipes" very often, and then the godmodder will not merely kill them, but take their very souls for his own ends. Only pursue a godmodder if you are prepared to accept that risk.

Another warning: Not all Players are good, or even neutral. Some of the strongest players have also been the most evil ones. It's rare when a godmodder accepts a turncoat Player, and several godmodders have been entirely closed to the idea, but when they do, the combination of Player and Godmodding power is never good, at least, not for anybody but themselves.

With that said; read on, learn about the Players, and hope you never become one.

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That's all.

Remaining chapters:
7: History of Players
8-2: Summary

(No need to post selecting the next chapter to read, it's going to be Chapter 7)
 
"Don't worry fred, I'll get enough money for all o' us."
anyway, I've had some time to think.
First, scroll of time stop. the money drain is annoying. I allow everything but the drain to move through time normally.
interestingly, this gambler leveled up 3 more times from me killing the demons. also, they have the prestige class "Experienced Gambler", obviously... which has multiple class skills that improve luck, if the user is aware of them (I guess this guy wasn't.)
second, lucky gambler feat. thirdly, Lucky (which applies to weapons- I choose my hand as the weapon, and apply the enchantment several times. ).
fourthly, they have a wand focus for portable hole on their earings. I use that and retrieve multiple items. namely, my 4-leaf clover from earlier, a fortuna die (tells me my luck before I act), and a wand of quickened polymorph.

then, I realise the gambler never put their skill ranks into anything, so I put 10 skill ranks in knowledge (sleight of hand), knowledge (psychology), and knowledge (rock paper scissors), respectively.
"fred, MrMirrorMan , lend me your money for a sec, I've got a plan. Eevee shadow bacon , I'd like your money too if its ok but I'm not as sure you'd accept."
"star, I'll probably help you with your thing next round. don't worry, you won't lose more money waiting; I used a scroll of selective time stop."
(telepathy: "Fred, you seem distrustful of 'star', why is that? if it seems relevant, I'll pretend to fail and avoid helping him.")

alright, its go time. I polymorph somno into a monocle and put him on. -1 elevator slot that we need to fill up, so thats nice.
I walk over to the rock paper scissors table, and sacrifice my old 4-leaf clover to take somno to -1 cooldown.
roll the fortuna dice. if I get one or 2 out of 10-30, or less then 5% of the total otherwise, I go to a different part of the table.
next, once I've chosen a "mark" and gotten a halfway-decent or even good roll, I challenge them to a game of rock paper scissors. the stakes: I bet all of my money.
Then, the game starts.
Other Gambler: aright, lets start. ROCK, -
scroll of time stop, and I still have the quickened casting effect from the holy water fiasco.
Somno-nocole, cut through the lies: is "ROCK" a lie about what they'll play?
if its true instead of a lie:
Other Gambler: --PAPER, SCISSORS!
They throw rock. I throw paper. yes, cut through the lies works that way. I know this because of my multiple luck bonuses ensuring that I guess things right by sheer luck.
and I win, for sure. and I've hardly even used my luck bonuses, knowledge (sleight of hand), knowledge (psychology), and knowledge (rock paper scissors). those are backup. you see...
even if somno fails to cut through the lies at all, and I end up playing the wrong hand, the knowledge (rock paper scissors) tells me how to make my hand as ambiguous as possible, meaning that with my knowledge (psychology) I can identify the perfect moment to use knowledge (sleight of hand) to change my hand shape to either tie or win. if somno's cut through the lies gave no reading at all, I use my skill ranks in knowledge (psychology) and Knowledge (rock paper scissors) to predict their most likely play (its rock), tell if they look like they're going to play that, see every early sign, and formulate a very likely prediction, and use sleight-of-hand to distract them so they don't get a chance to think their strategy through (I have the time, scroll of time stop anyone?) and become more predictable as a result.
ok so assuming I win which all evidence suggests I will, we will have a total of 38,100,000$ counting all the money from other people (assuming fred doesn't lend me anything)
if its a lie:
Other Gambler: --PAPER --
Scroll of time stop, again. somno, cut through the lies, again.
if this too is a lie, they are playing scissors. if this is not a lie, they're playing paper. either way, I now know what they will play, and react accordingly.
Other Gambler: --SCISSORS!
and I win, for sure, either way. and I've hardly even used my luck bonuses, knowledge (sleight of hand), knowledge (psychology), and knowledge (rock paper scissors). those are backup. you see...
even if somno fails to cut through the lies at all, and I end up playing the wrong hand, the knowledge (rock paper scissors) tells me how to make my hand as ambiguous as possible, meaning that with my knowledge (psychology) I can identify the perfect moment to use knowledge (sleight of hand) to change my hand shape to either tie or win. if somno's cut through the lies gave no reading at all, I use my skill ranks in knowledge (psychology) and Knowledge (rock paper scissors) to predict their most likely play (its rock), tell if they look like they're going to play that, see every early sign, and formulate a very likely prediction, and use sleight-of-hand to distract them so they don't get a chance to think their strategy through (I have the time, scroll of time stop anyone?) and become more predictable as a result.
ok so assuming I win which all evidence suggests I will, we will have a total of 38,100,000$ counting all the money from other people (assuming fred doesn't lend me anything). thats enough to bring 7 people through- almost every slot. we only actually have 5 people to bring- mirror, me, eevee, somno, and fred. I can skip the somno via my previous polymorph-into-an-object procedure. so after paying for 4 people to come along, we'll have 18,100,000$ to divide among us. I think I'll give 4,000,000 to eevee and mirror each, (after accounting for having given them 5M by letting them come along), leaving myself with 18,100,000, and fred with however much he lent me x 3 +however much he kept for himself.
hooray am win is very guds. I divvy up the money appropriately, but I stick around for another round before going.
Oh, and you know how its all rigged with demonic magic?
literally everyone here is soaked with holy water.
Everyone.
I guess some of these people dried themselves off, but I haven't. my clothing is drenched and I drank half a litter on the way up the elevator. I radiate holy energy. the demonic machinations bounce off me the first few times, and by the time they realise whats going on and pierce through it, I'm done all our gambling for this whole section. better luck next time, demonic magic. wait, no, worse luck, because you suck.
 
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I send a letter to Cera saying that she should use the Crime lab to find the cause of the most recent deaths and i send the list of all the current evidence saying that if she feels the space station is about to be destroyed kill the person you think it is
 
ACTION:?/3 ITEM(S): 1x2,000 Damage Lottery Token
AMOUNT:?/3
CHARGE:5/10
$5,900,000 on hand. -$5,300,00 Handed over to JOE, keeping enough to survive Money drain on the next update and to Gamble if needed.
"Sure, my friend, with how well you've been doing at this so far, I can do that." I hand the money over to him.
 
"Doormaker, keep portal-protecting the Second Scarlet Prince. Second Scarlet Prince, attack the Unsealed Player Thief."

1 Action: I notice my shadow rising up behind me. "Ha! You fool! Behold! The Containment-Inator! I forget what skip this was containing, but it's dangerous, so I'll just make a copy." I am suddenly in a room with active spotlights lining the walls, thus causing my shadow to disappear.

1 Action: I notice the magnet. "Ha! Electricity nullifies magnetic fields! Well, maybe not, but in the quantities I'm going to be using, it won't really matter." I grab a hair dryer with a strangely labeled dial, and quickly shove it into a strange gizmo that looks vaguely like a Tesla coil. I turn the dial to 11 for a brief second, and a massive lightning bolt shoots out and strikes the magnet, reducing it to plasma.

4 Actions: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The flesh grows into the shape of a massive person with wings growing out of her back. The wings aren't quite finished, however, and the whole thing just looks uncanny.

Simurgh 23/24 (I just need one more charge)

(Simurgh stats in case someone finishes the charge for me:
8 actions of power in HP
8 actions of power in dodge chance
8 actions of power in attack (a telekinetic brain-melting thingy)
)

I then hand over Starcalibur to Paradoxdragonpaci.
 
Looking over at the Player Thief I left out a Sigh. 'We need to drop this Bastard now.'

-Focus Action "The Duke of Death"-

Lifting up my spear I grip it in both hands and I look towards the Player Thief, the Player Thief looks back and holds out one of his hands and a sword of shadow materializes in his hand. While it is hard to make out any facial features on him I can tell that he is smirking.

'Arrogant little shit aren't you.' I think to myself and then rush forward towards the Player Thief. I jab my spear at him but he ducks to the side just missing him. Then he retaliates with a overhead swing, I bring the shaft of my spear up and block the strike and force his blade to the side, Then I move to strike him with the back end of my spear but before I can hit the Player Thief he dematerializes into shadows and then rematerializes behind me. Knowing this as one of the oldest tricks in the book I roll forward and just barely evade the strike from behind, I quickly re-position myself to face the Player Thief.

Once again me and the Player Thief are facing each-other down. Slowly we began to circle each-other waiting for one to make the first move. The Player Thief then rushes forward using the shadows to teleport side to side in a attempt to confuse me as to where his going to be, He then vanishes. The Force powers that I had gotten urge me to look up, As I do I see the Player Thief baring down on me with from the air with his sword pointed straight down. Using the Force I push myself out of the way as the Player Thief Strikes the ground embedding his sword into the Haxagonafield.

Then I quickly strike with my spear as the Player Thief tries to dislodge his sword from the ground, He sees it coming at the last second and tries to get out of the way but I catch him with my attack cutting a large gash across his stomach. He quickly gets out of range of my spear and he checks his wound. It is a dark dull red with a shadowy red drifting into the air before dissipating into nothing. He looks up and glares at me.

Once again we start circling each-other but after a few steps the Player Thief stops and then slowly sinks into the ground forming a pool of shadows.

Then rising up from the pool is the Player Thief but he is mounted upon a Wolf made completely of shadows. The Player Thief seems to laugh but I can't hear it if it is because I'm still deaf from earlier, Then the Player Thief brings down his sword and the Wolf lunges at me. I duck to the right out of the way attack and I jab at the Wolf with my spear managing to cut it in the side but not enough to cause any real damage, The Player Thief then swings at me with his swords but I deflect swing and I use the force once again to disengage from the now wolf mounted Player Thief.

'Shit I need to come up wi-' "AAAAGGGGH." I yell out in pain and roll to the side and look seeing a copy of the Player Thief stand behind were I was, His shadow sword cover with fresh red blood, He is obviously grinning. I look over to the Shadow wolf and I see that yes the Player Thief is still there. 'Oh great he can make copies of himself.' I think bitterly to myself.

The second Player Thief then charges me letting out a silent yell. I prepare to counter the attack but from the side I can see that the first Player Thief is also charging me with his Wolf. Quickly using the Force I use it to grab the second Player Thief and toss him towards the First one. The First Player Thief raises his sword up and slices the second player in two causing the Second one to dematerialize causing no harm to the First Player Thief.

The shadow wolf again lunges at me and snaps at me but once again misses, followed up with the Player Thief swinging his sword at me grazing him across my left cheek. The Shadow wolf rushes off and readies to come around for another attack.

'That's right come at me again bastard see what happens.' The wolf rears up and then charges at me. As he reaches the halfway point I use the Force again and suddenly raise up the ground in the oncoming wolf's path, With no time to weave around or jump over it the Shadow wolf crashes right into it causing the Player Thief to be flung from his mount and over my head before crashing into the ground with a solid thud, Meanwhile the Shadow wolf falls to the ground and I think howls in pain although I'm still deaf.

Wasting no time I aim my Spear at the wolf and I yell out "Lightening Bolt!" A stream of Electricity shoots out from my spear and hits the Shadow wolf straight on! The Wolf absorbs the electricity growing brighter and brighter before cracks with light seeping out appear all over the Wolf, Half a second later the Shadow wolf bursts into a ball of light with wisps of shadow dissipating into nothing.

Turning towards the Player Thief I see that he has gotten up and he looks piss. Raising up both of his hands shadows start to condense at his finger tips and suddenly the shadows shot out sending a dozen orbs into the ground. From the ground 12 Player Thief clones form from the orbs.

'Ahhhhhh, Shit.' Is all I can Think before they all charge at me, Quickly taking Aim with my spear at one of the rushing Player Thieves and I yell out. "Lightening Bolt!" The Electricity shoots out and connects with one the thieves causing him to explode into a ball of light instantly.

Before I can repeat this trick on another one they had gotten to close and start attacking! I parry the first attack from a shadow axe brushing it to the side and then slam the shaft of my spear into the Player thief throat, breaking his windpipe causing him to crumble to the ground trying to breath.

In the same action I thrust my spear into another oncoming Player Thief right into his chest piercing his heart. Unfortunately my spear is lodged in Player Thief chest and I have to quickly abandon and dodge another Player Thief swinging his sword, The Player Thief misses and strikes the dying Player thief finishing him off.

Another Player Thief rushes forward with a dagger and lunges it at me. I weave to the side and grab the Player Thief's arm and twist it behind his back and with a jerk I break the Player thief's wrist causing him to cry out in pain dropping the dagger and I grab the dagger with my other hand.

The same Player Thief with the sword turns around and tries to slash at me again, Seeing the attack coming I push the Player Thief that I had disarmed in the way of the slash.
The strike connects burying the sword halfway into the disarmed Player Thief's chest killing him instantly and getting the sword stuck. While the Player Thief tries to dislodge his sword I quickly circle around him and I slam my dagger into the back of the Player Thief's neck, piercing straight through his neck bone thus breaking it and causing the blade to stick out the other side. The Player Thief having had his neck broken drops to the ground like a sack of potatoes.

Before I can move on I feel a searing pain in my back and manage to roll forward just barely avoiding the second oncoming attack from next Player Thief. Looking over I see another Player Thief with a now bloodied battle axe and then looking behind me I see Two more player thieves charging at me, One with a spear and another with a warhammer.

I quickly raise up one of my hands at the oncoming Player Thief with the spear and use the force to throw him into the Player Thief with the Warhammer causing them both hit the ground in a tangled heap.

Looking back at the battleaxe wielding Player Thief I see that he is not giving me a change to recover and is charging me with his battleaxe raised on high. 'I wish for a banana peel to appear and trip him.' Suddenly a banana peel appears right in front of the player Thief's next foot and he trip on it causing him to hit the ground and sending his battleaxe spinning into the air, 1 rotation, 2 rotations, 3 rotations, It then starts falling back down, 4 rotations, 5 rotations, 6 rotations and *Slice!*. The battleaxe stuck the Player Thief's head and split it in twain.

Looking back over at the two Player Thieves that I had knock down I see at they are just getting back up. 'Well lets see how force lightening works.' Raising up both my hands I call about the power of the force and then I feel it's power surge though me and from my finger tips a storm of Electricity shoots engulfing the two Player thieves! 'Tinglingly.' I think to myself and before my eyes the Player Thieves start cracking up with light pouring out from the cracks before then exploding into a shower of lights.


I then look over at Player Thief Prime and I see that he and his remaining clones are all gather together and are staring back at me. "What?.. Come on what! what do you have to throw at me next!" I yell out at them but they all remain silent, Or maybe I'm still deaf I can't tell anymore. Using the force again I use it to pick up my Lightening spear that I had to abandon earlier and I then I return to staring down the remaining Player Thieves.

Suddenly Player Thief prime reaches out with his hands again and then sucks the remaining clones into him and suddenly he grows larger and larger and larger until his the size of a 1 story house.

"Oh that how your going to play it? Just grow bigger. Well fuck you!" I say angerly at the now much larger Player Thief. Immediately I aim my Lightening spear at him and yell out "Lightening Bolt!" Instantly A bolt of Lightening shoots out at the mega Player Thief, He makes no attempt to get out of the way and takes it straight on, Taking no damage that can be seen. "Of fucking course you now have resistance, what else Asshole!"

Suddenly the mega Player Thief vanishes and the force urges me to dodge forward and I quickly do just barely in time to avoid a resounding slam coming from behind, looking behind me I see that the mega Player Thief had just utter crushed the area I was just in. I begin to turn my body around to face him But then the mega Player Thief right arm shoots out at a near blinding speed and nails me right in the chest, Sending me flying about about 30 miles per hour.

After a few seconds I hit the ground and skip and tumble for about 15 feet. "Agghhh... Fu..ck....." I barely speak out feeling like every bone in my body has been broken.

Suddenly the Mega Player Thief is standing over me and with one large hand picks me up and starts to crush me in his hand. I can feel bones creaking and snapping or shattering and I can barely remain conscience.

The Mega Player Thief then holds me in front of him and then slowly opens his maw. 'Fu...c..... Ne....d.... s...ome.....t...hi....ng..... ..I....Wi.....sh for...... me......b..e.....light...enin..g ..R.o...d.' Suddenly A giant Storm Cloud comes out of nowhere. Looking up the mega Player thief Sees the storm cloud and then looks at my broken body. Just before the mega Player Thief can do anything A giant bolt of light comes hurling towards me and strikes and with the mega Player Thief holding me he Is also receiving the full shock of electricity energy from the storm!

I can barely make it out but I see the mega Player Thief being racked by the electricity, Glowing white cracks of light forming all around it and then the Glow becoming even more intense until I can see nothing but light. I then hear faint exploding noise and then feeling like I'm again flying, then all goes dark.






I ache all over and my vision is blurry, Slowly I bring my head to the side and I see a another person. They look sickly, their skin a deathly pale and shadowy goo draining into the ground that we lay on. They look back over at me. cloudy green eyes looking back at me. I then see them move their mouth and a weak and barely audible I hear them say. "I'..m so...r..ry.... T..h...nk.... y......." Then their green eyes glaze over and suddenly cracks form all over their sickly body and within moments the body breaks down turns into a fine silvery dust and then is blown away.

Looking at the fading dust I think to myself 'Your welcome.' Unsure if I'm dreaming or if I'm awake my vision goes dark.


(Well I'm going to be taking a break for few updates. I'll come back after maybe 3 or 4 updates, I just going with that my character is now in a coma until his body mostly heals itself. Well I wish you all the best of luck while I'm gone and I hope you all have a good week and a good time.)
 
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"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Holy Shit, what the fuck?!" I scream as I find myself parachuting from the sky towards what I think is some kind of event? I manage to pull off a landing without breaking anything and take a moment to gather myself.

Action 1: Summon M-16 for defence

Action 2: Boost M-16 summoning

Action 3: Boost The_Two_Eternities charge
 
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"Simurgh, attack the True Shadow Beacon's turrets."

(OOC: Just to be clear, I'm summoning the Simurgh inside the Shadow Realm, since I don't think I can affect the Hexagonafield from here.)
 
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I stood up startled and started having a panick attack

my subconsciousness starts warping the shadow realm turning it even more chaotic, thousands of flying jelly worms fly and a million floating islands appear out of thin air, the rules of the shadow realm is overidden by my subconsciousness courrupting it and making it more dangerous for everyone including me.

a parade of monkeys with drums attack the players, a dancing ronald mcdonald appears and starts attacking aswell, a creepy clown music starts playing in the backround.

Islands, flying jelly worms, and monkey parades hit random targets! You and Cyanogist are lightly wounded! A shadow beast is slain!

Action 1 :
I create a large lighthouse with several player only medipacks inside of it in the lobby
Action 2 :
I grab a shovel and start digging a trench around the lighthouse

UNIVIVERSAL SUPLEX : 6/10

You create the LIGHTHOUSE! A beacon of hope, it contains medkits and gives off light!

10/10

Reinforcement as arrived!
All Soldiers including the ones guarding the Space Station now
Open fire on the Evil Healers.
(How are Evil Healers Benevolent, wasn't paying attention to those details).

The original Command Center switches back Orbital mode to commence bombardment.

Also SCVs will continually build Barracks untill their is 10 Barracks then they will start building Factorys

Your reinforcements arrive to help save the day! 20 SCVs! 15 marines, 10 marauders, 10 hellions! Hopefully, that should be enough. You pull your space station guards back to the HEXAGONAFIELD, and your minions will do as you say.

The Evil Healers don't need to benevolent! They just need to be "benevolent" in a specific legalese way to get benefits from certain Laws of Nature.

That-Random-Guy! You are truly a bro of the highest caliber! Grog! Destroy the 5000 HP beast!
1. I summon my motorcycle from the field, fill it with gas, and ride to the 3000 HP shadow beast, running it over.
2/3. BEGINNING TO SUMMON: LIGHT OF SERENRAE (2/5)

Someone earlier was able to bs to the highest degree to make a similar creature of theirs benevolent.
(Might have been hungry visitor? unsure.)

Shadow Beast slain! Charging...

Action Uno: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute my Own!

Then I wake up from my dream about sitting in the HEXAGONFIELD, still falling gently down. I could go back to sleep...

But, there's a lot more things I could do with this freefall. We're above everything, and wind resistance won't make that much of a difference. So, before I even lose sight of heaven, I shake off the cloud wisps from my feet and begin to fall faster, and faster. My body begins to burn like a meteorite entering the atmosphere, though I can't burn, I won't burn!

The hexagonfield enters sight, but what's this, a new boss?

... The UNSEALED PLAYER THIEF, eh? Well, there's only one way to take this boss down right. I turn in the air, first slow, then faster, and faster. I invoke the BLACK KNIGHT ASTERISK, which I've carried on me all this time. Now this was proper.

A turning cone of metal and fire... THE BLACK DRILL. I let out a war-cry, echoing across the field...

~~~

Meanwhile, somewhere in Tahiti...

So, I told him-

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...!"

... Was that... *sigh* Sorry, Alejandro. I'll have to be seeing you. My boss must be over with his sidequest and doing something stupid again. Oh, i'll take that Pina Colada to go, bartender.

~~~

Action Dos: Break the Unbreakable

And the narrator returns, already missing the hot Tahiti sun.

"NO TIME FOR THAT, IT'S DRILL TIME!"

The BLACK DRILL swirled closer and faster, its speed exponential, and almost surely fatal.

Even if anyone saw the attack Arsenical was waging, all they would be able to make out through the fire and black scorching metal would be a pair of eyes, screwed tight with DETERMINATION.

"Taste hot metal, villain."

With that, Arsenical slams into the player thief, his attack exploding from the sheer force.

Action Tres: A Shocking Shockwave

The attack was a right wallop, a knockout of a hit, and just downright brutal. The ground buckled beneath the PLAYER THIEF'S feet, creating a noticeable indentation. However, the collateral didn't stop there.

An earthquake occurred, though not for more than a few short minutes. No one happened to get hurt, however, you wouldn't say the same for the SOULRAZE BARRACK's construction site. A few pillar here and there fell, the ground crumbled a small amount, a so many more smaller things also went wrong.

Whoever's in charge of this is going to have quite the "fun" night...

Action Quatro, Cinco, and Seis: And Thus, Life Was

When the attack was over, its victims stilled, our hero climbed out from the crater in tatters. His armor was falling apart at its joints, so he rightly decided to send the BLACK KNIGHT ASTERISK back into the player inventory.

The burning armor returned to the player inventory, and Arsenical was in his regular clothing. A few flames still clung to his clothing, and he patted most of them out.

Excluding one he didn't notice, sitting right on his shoulder. Though, considering it a fire is a bit inappropriate. Let's just call it what it is, yes?

And so, the BABY EXPLOSION ELEMENTAL, created from the sheer force of the BLACK DRILL, crawled into Arsenical's shirt pocket, and begun to sap on his nigh-endless lifeforce like it was food.

Full-Grown Explosion Elemental Charge(3/10)

You brutally SLAM into the Unsealed Player Thief, dealing a great big 25,000 damage!

Action 1 and 2 goes to charging
Flying techniques 5/5!

Action 3 I fly under my own power and remove my jetpack,set it to Laser Self-Destruct and throw it at the Shadow Beasts !!

You now have THE POWER OF FLIGHT! Your old, useless jetpack explodes all over the Shadow Beasts, dealing 5,000 damage to two of them!

(Action!)(3 Charges)
(FOCUS!)
Staring intently at the Shadow Orb in its damaged state, I took my chance to bring forth my newly found Disco Energy and use it to subjugated the weakened Shadow orb under my influence. Letting the Disco energy to groove its way into the Shadow Orb, it starts converting it into a new entity as a Disco Orb! (Will be capable of playing songs on demand and other gimmicks)

(Orders)
Cat Siths are to continue attacking the SR blasted builders and hope they don't die this round.
Have the Dance Floor to appear under the smaller but deadly (8000A geez...) Shadow Beast to stun it this turn. (Its a Floor made of Catmancy. I would like to put cat features on it but the occasional neon cat panels that appears are fine too)

The Shadow Orb is being converted into a DISCO ORB! It'll take a few turns, but once complete, it'll have a variety of positive effects!

Your forces will do as you say!

I'm still having my powers mostly drained by that stupid improbability drive, so I guess I'm still out of comission for now.

Action 1:
The improbability drive hums to life again, preparing for another release.
1/3 for More Fun.

Action 2:
The improbability drive clicks and whirs, flashing many different lights, but all of them are in the blacklight spectrum.
2/3 for More Fun

Action 3:
The improbability drive clicks one last time and dings. It's payload is ready.
3/3 for More Fun
Expending...

A barrel comes bouncing down the "slopes" of the shadow realm. Does it even have slopes? Well it does now. Because there's a barrel bouncing down one of them.
The barrel bounces around and comes to a stop at Two Eternities's feet.
And then the screeching starts. A monkey pokes its head out of the barrel, hits Eternities over the head with a stick, and then retreats back into its barrel.
There is a shuffling, clanking of metal, and a few weapons fall out of the top of the barrel, before mechanical legs come out of it, and it rights itself.
A monkey, in full armor and wielding a pike, proceeds to jump out of the top of it, and salute Two_Eternities.
Two_Eternities has gained control of the Barrel of Monkeys.

Barrel of Monkeys: a basic spawner entity. Every round it summons a single Monkey Warrior. The barrel itself has no attack, but the monkeys do. It's the monkeys that do all the useful fighting, the barrel is just there to make more.

Barrel of Monkeys summoned! Two_Eternities is granted control!

Glaring at the Godmodder's attack blockers I focus my attention to combat them, first working to remove the attack blockers on the Scarlet Prince with my Attack Blocker RemoverTM and should I have any energy left then remove the attack blockers on the Godslayer. (x2)

Carefully picking up the slightly damaged Charge Booster I charge the Temporal Shenanigans charge. (x1)

You take away all of the Scarlet Prince's blockers and 2 of the Godslayer's blockers! That means the Scarlet Prince can attack this turn.

CHARGE BOOSTER ROLL: 9/19 - It works fine.

You have all 20 you need to unleash Temporal Shenanigans.

The man looks at the Player Thief. He's definitely next, since there are only six players left and it now steals six a turn. This will not stand. No way is the man letting himself by stolen away into the Shadow Realm, not when he needs to be on the surface to act in his moment of triumph.

FOCUS - DROP THE HAMMER

Using old reliable kinetic force, he gets out a majorly oversized hammer, leaps over to the Unsealed Player Thief, and smashes it into bits with numerous hearty smacks empowered by his Player abilities. And that should be almost the end of that, he thinks.

18,000 damage to the Unsealed Player Thief!

I am confused. Didn't I held the Starcalibur? If I did: Anyone can have it (besides the godmodder and PG)

Your body submits, your heart succumbs- so why does your mind RESIST?

Okay. But I got a keyblade, the best keyblade.
I open the keyhole of the Shadow Realm and release all the shadow creatures onto the Hexagonafield, freeing all the trapped players too.

Next topic.
I turn infinity (∞) into 8 by turning it. My voided brain-taking action should be able to succeed in 1 turn (I turned it into 8, but I only had to turn it once). The Hexagonafield is now 8 big and not infinite sized and a lot of entities are squashed together. This is harmful to the godmodder and his creatures. But it does not harm the AG entities since I shield them against the harm.

Moniker should lose some HP for breaking the rules.

You can't find the Shadow Realm's keyhole! The keyhole is entirely black-colored, in a not-well-lit area, on a black background! Since you can't escape the Shadow Realm, you can't reach the "infinity" part of the HEXAGONAFIELD to 8-inate it.

...And, uh, new rule: Moniker is allowed to break all the rules!

I send a letter to Cera saying that she should use the Crime lab to find the cause of the most recent deaths and i send the list of all the current evidence saying that if she feels the space station is about to be destroyed kill the person you think it is

Cera: ...Alright, I get what you're saying. Can't sacrifice the safety of the Space Station in the name of making sure. I'll make use of the crime labs, and if it looks like the Space Station is going down, I'll just kill all the candidates and be done with it.


"Doormaker, keep portal-protecting the Second Scarlet Prince. Second Scarlet Prince, attack the Unsealed Player Thief."

1 Action: I notice my shadow rising up behind me. "Ha! You fool! Behold! The Containment-Inator! I forget what skip this was containing, but it's dangerous, so I'll just make a copy." I am suddenly in a room with active spotlights lining the walls, thus causing my shadow to disappear.

1 Action: I notice the magnet. "Ha! Electricity nullifies magnetic fields! Well, maybe not, but in the quantities I'm going to be using, it won't really matter." I grab a hair dryer with a strangely labeled dial, and quickly shove it into a strange gizmo that looks vaguely like a Tesla coil. I turn the dial to 11 for a brief second, and a massive lightning bolt shoots out and strikes the magnet, reducing it to plasma.

4 Actions: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The flesh grows into the shape of a massive person with wings growing out of her back. The wings aren't quite finished, however, and the whole thing just looks uncanny.

Simurgh 23/24 (I just need one more charge)

(Simurgh stats in case someone finishes the charge for me:
8 actions of power in HP
8 actions of power in dodge chance
8 actions of power in attack (a telekinetic brain-melting thingy)
)

I then hand over Starcalibur to Paradoxdragonpaci.

You counter both attacks, and almost finish your charge! You hand Starcalibur to Paradoxdragonpaci ! However, since you held it for 3 turns, all the energy it took out of you suddenly hits you hard. You feel weary... you'd better lay off for a bit. You only have 2 actions this coming turn.

Looking over at the Player Thief I left out a Sigh. 'We need to drop this Bastard now.'

-Focus Action "The Duke of Death"-

Lifting up my spear I grip it in both hands and I look towards the Player Thief, the Player Thief looks back and holds out one of his hands and a sword of shadow materializes in his hand. While it is hard to make out any facial features on him I can tell that he is smirking.

'Arrogant little shit aren't you.' I think to myself and then rush forward towards the Player Thief. I jab my spear at him but he ducks to the side just missing him. Then he retaliates with a overhead swing, I bring the shaft of my spear up and block the strike and force his blade to the side, Then I move to strike him with the back end of my spear but before I can hit the Player Thief he dematerializes into shadows and then rematerializes behind me. Knowing this as one of the oldest tricks in the book I roll forward and just barely evade the strike from behind, I quickly re-position myself to face the Player Thief.

Once again me and the Player Thief are facing each-other down. Slowly we began to circle each-other waiting for one to make the first move. The Player Thief then rushes forward using the shadows to teleport side to side in a attempt to confuse me as to where his going to be, He then vanishes. The Force powers that I had gotten urge me to look up, As I do I see the Player Thief baring down on me with from the air with his sword pointed straight down. Using the Force I push myself out of the way as the Player Thief Strikes the ground embedding his sword into the Haxagonafield.

Then I quickly strike with my spear as the Player Thief tries to dislodge his sword from the ground, He sees it coming at the last second and tries to get out of the way but I catch him with my attack cutting a large gash across his stomach. He quickly gets out of range of my spear and he checks his wound. It is a dark dull red with a shadowy red drifting into the air before dissipating into nothing. He looks up and glares at me.

Once again we start circling each-other but after a few steps the Player Thief stops and then slowly sinks into the ground forming a pool of shadows.

Then rising up from the pool is the Player Thief but he is mounted upon a Wolf made completely of shadows. The Player Thief seems to laugh but I can't hear it if it is because I'm still deaf from earlier, Then the Player Thief brings down his sword and the Wolf lunges at me. I duck to the right out of the way attack and I jab at the Wolf with my spear managing to cut it in the side but not enough to cause any real damage, The Player Thief then swings at me with his swords but I deflect swing and I use the force once again to disengage from the now wolf mounted Player Thief.

'Shit I need to come up wi-' "AAAAGGGGH." I yell out in pain and roll to the side and look seeing a copy of the Player Thief stand behind were I was, His shadow sword cover with fresh red blood, He is obviously grinning. I look over to the Shadow wolf and I see that yes the Player Thief is still there. 'Oh great he can make copies of himself.' I think bitterly to myself.

The second Player Thief then charges me letting out a silent yell. I prepare to counter the attack but from the side I can see that the first Player Thief is also charging me with his Wolf. Quickly using the Force I use it to grab the second Player Thief and toss him towards the First one. The First Player Thief raises his sword up and slices the second player in two causing the Second one to dematerialize causing no harm to the First Player Thief.

The shadow wolf again lunges at me and snaps at me but once again misses, followed up with the Player Thief swinging his sword at me grazing him across my left cheek. The Shadow wolf rushes off and readies to come around for another attack.

'That's right come at me again bastard see what happens.' The wolf rears up and then charges at me. As he reaches the halfway point I use the Force again and suddenly raise up the ground in the oncoming wolf's path, With no time to weave around or jump over it the Shadow wolf crashes right into it causing the Player Thief to be flung from his mount and over my head before crashing into the ground with a solid thud, Meanwhile the Shadow wolf falls to the ground and I think howls in pain although I'm still deaf.

Wasting no time I aim my Spear at the wolf and I yell out "Lightening Bolt!" A stream of Electricity shoots out from my spear and hits the Shadow wolf straight on! The Wolf absorbs the electricity growing brighter and brighter before cracks with light seeping out appear all over the Wolf, Half a second later the Shadow wolf bursts into a ball of light with wisps of shadow dissipating into nothing.

Turning towards the Player Thief I see that he has gotten up and he looks piss. Raising up both of his hands shadows start to condense at his finger tips and suddenly the shadows shot out sending a dozen orbs into the ground. From the ground 12 Player Thief clones form from the orbs.

'Ahhhhhh, Shit.' Is all I can Think before they all charge at me, Quickly taking Aim with my spear at one of the rushing Player Thieves and I yell out. "Lightening Bolt!" The Electricity shoots out and connects with one the thieves causing him to explode into a ball of light instantly.

Before I can repeat this trick on another one they had gotten to close and start attacking! I parry the first attack from a shadow axe brushing it to the side and then slam the shaft of my spear into the Player thief throat, breaking his windpipe causing him to crumble to the ground trying to breath.

In the same action I thrust my spear into another oncoming Player Thief right into his chest piercing his heart. Unfortunately my spear is lodged in Player Thief chest and I have to quickly abandon and dodge another Player Thief swinging his sword, The Player Thief misses and strikes the dying Player thief finishing him off.

Another Player Thief rushes forward with a dagger and lunges it at me. I weave to the side and grab the Player Thief's arm and twist it behind his back and with a jerk I break the Player thief's wrist causing him to cry out in pain dropping the dagger and I grab the dagger with my other hand.

The same Player Thief with the sword turns around and tries to slash at me again, Seeing the attack coming I push the Player Thief that I had disarmed in the way of the slash.
The strike connects burying the sword halfway into the disarmed Player Thief's chest killing him instantly and getting the sword stuck. While the Player Thief tries to dislodge his sword I quickly circle around him and I slam my dagger into the back of the Player Thief's neck, piercing straight through his neck bone thus breaking it and causing the blade to stick out the other side. The Player Thief having had his neck broken drops to the ground like a sack of potatoes.

Before I can move on I feel a searing pain in my back and manage to roll forward just barely avoiding the second oncoming attack from next Player Thief. Looking over I see another Player Thief with a now bloodied battle axe and then looking behind me I see Two more player thieves charging at me, One with a spear and another with a warhammer.

I quickly raise up one of my hands at the oncoming Player Thief with the spear and use the force to throw him into the Player Thief with the Warhammer causing them both hit the ground in a tangled heap.

Looking back at the battleaxe wielding Player Thief I see that he is not giving me a change to recover and is charging me with his battleaxe raised on high. 'I wish for a banana peel to appear and trip him.' Suddenly a banana peel appears right in front of the player Thief's next foot and he trip on it causing him to hit the ground and sending his battleaxe spinning into the air, 1 rotation, 2 rotations, 3 rotations, It then starts falling back down, 4 rotations, 5 rotations, 6 rotations and *Slice!*. The battleaxe stuck the Player Thief's head and split it in twain.

Looking back over at the two Player Thieves that I had knock down I see at they are just getting back up. 'Well lets see how force lightening works.' Raising up both my hands I call about the power of the force and then I feel it's power surge though me and from my finger tips a storm of Electricity shoots engulfing the two Player thieves! 'Tinglingly.' I think to myself and before my eyes the Player Thieves start cracking up with light pouring out from the cracks before then exploding into a shower of lights.


I then look over at Player Thief Prime and I see that he and his remaining clones are all gather together and are staring back at me. "What?.. Come on what! what do you have to throw at me next!" I yell out at them but they all remain silent, Or maybe I'm still deaf I can't tell anymore. Using the force again I use it to pick up my Lightening spear that I had to abandon earlier and I then I return to staring down the remaining Player Thieves.

Suddenly Player Thief prime reaches out with his hands again and then sucks the remaining clones into him and suddenly he grows larger and larger and larger until his the size of a 1 story house.

"Oh that how your going to play it? Just grow bigger. Well fuck you!" I say angerly at the now much larger Player Thief. Immediately I aim my Lightening spear at him and yell out "Lightening Bolt!" Instantly A bolt of Lightening shoots out at the mega Player Thief, He makes no attempt to get out of the way and takes it straight on, Taking no damage that can be seen. "Of fucking course you now have resistance, what else Asshole!"

Suddenly the mega Player Thief vanishes and the force urges me to dodge forward and I quickly do just barely in time to avoid a resounding slam coming from behind, looking behind me I see that the mega Player Thief had just utter crushed the area I was just in. I begin to turn my body around to face him But then the mega Player Thief right arm shoots out at a near blinding speed and nails me right in the chest, Sending me flying about about 30 miles per hour.

After a few seconds I hit the ground and skip and tumble for about 15 feet. "Agghhh... Fu..ck....." I barely speak out feeling like every bone in my body has been broken.

Suddenly the Mega Player Thief is standing over me and with one large hand picks me up and starts to crush me in his hand. I can feel bones creaking and snapping or shattering and I can barely remain conscience.

The Mega Player Thief then holds me in front of him and then slowly opens his maw. 'Fu...c..... Ne....d.... s...ome.....t...hi....ng..... ..I....Wi.....sh for...... me......b..e.....light...enin..g ..R.o...d.' Suddenly A giant Storm Cloud comes out of nowhere. Looking up the mega Player thief Sees the storm cloud and then looks at my broken body. Just before the mega Player Thief can do anything A giant bolt of light comes hurling towards me and strikes and with the mega Player Thief holding me he Is also receiving the full shock of electricity energy from the storm!

I can barely make it out but I see the mega Player Thief being racked by the electricity, Glowing white cracks of light forming all around it and then the Glow becoming even more intense until I can see nothing but light. I then hear faint exploding noise and then feeling like I'm again flying, then all goes dark.






I ache all over and my vision is blurry, Slowly I bring my head to the side and I see a another person. They look sickly, their skin a deathly pale and shadowy goo draining into the ground that we lay on. They look back over at me. cloudy green eyes looking back at me. I then see them move their mouth and a weak and barely audible I hear them say. "I'..m so...r..ry.... T..h...nk.... y......." Then their green eyes glaze over and suddenly cracks form all over their sickly body and within moments the body breaks down turns into a fine silvery dust and then is blown away.

Looking at the fading dust I think to myself 'Your welcome.' Unsure if I'm dreaming or if I'm awake my vision goes dark.


(Well I'm going to be taking a break for few updates. I'll come back after maybe 3 or 4 updates, I just going with that my character is now in a coma until his body mostly heals itself. Well I wish you all the best of luck while I'm gone and I hope you all have a good week and a good time.)

(Hope you have good break, captain.cat!)

You use your SUPER ATTACK, and the Unsealed player thief is SLAIN! About 15 Soulraze builders, who were watching from the sidelines, were so awe-struck they literally died with fear!

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Holy Shit, what the fuck?!" I scream as I find myself parachuting from the sky towards what I think is some kind of event?

Welcome! It's... an event, indeed! Looks more like a war, in all honesty...

FOCUS

Actions 1 and 2: I place more attack shields on myself.

Action 3: 1/5: A Wound of Walls.

2 attack shields given to yourself!

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The Unsealed Player Thief lets out an unearthly screech, as defeated bosses are wont to do! As the few players remaining outside the Shadow Realm watch, the Shadow slowly, slowly shrivels up, and eventually... disappears. The entire HEXAGONAFIELD feels just a bit brighter. And the godmodder is clutching his chest, 3 HP down. But wait... where are the other players!?

On the inside of the Shadow Realm, more Shadow Beasts approach, far more of them than before! And a few have... faces? It's too dark to make them all out exactly... But there's so, so many...

A portal opens up in the ceiling, a blessed, blessed rope ladder extended down from up above! You see two familiar faces poke through.

Jamie: Players! We're here! We're here to save you!


Ash: Hurry.


You don't need to be told twice! A few players awkwardly take the ladder, but most of them just use their Player powers to fly or leap right up! All of you make it out, the Shadow Beasts climbing over themselves trying to nip at your heels...

Everyone tumbles out into the Godslayer's portal room. That was a close one. Unfortunately, a few things had to be left behind in the Shadow Realm, like the Disco Orb and the Disco Dance floor. You did manage to get your other entities out safely, thankfully. You feel like... if for some reason, this war goes in such a way as to make you visit the Shadow Realm again, you might just find some use for those things after all...

In any event, it looks like things are back to normal. Well, mostly, at least. You still have to take care of Xerath, the Space Station saboteur, and the godmodder isn't looking happy (not that that's new). But you're not at risk of being stolen anymore!

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Ash, Jamie, and the Godslayer are all busy this turn rescuing you!

Cera, trying to solve the murder mystery, uses the Crime lab on some recently killed foes. They were killed with a very specific kind of weapon - an Orderius, a special type of fork that's really good as a weapon and kinda bad at being used to eat stuff. It can only be ordered in a very specific way from a very specific (illegal) website. You don't know exactly how, though.

Xerath gives the Soulraze builders an attack shield.

AG:

Most of the Starcraft army, Grog Strongjaw, and the Monkey Barrel all get accustomed to being on (or returning to) the HEXAGONAFIELD this turn.

BrutalCore attacks the Soulraze builders, taking their attack shield! The Scarlet Prince (with a new attack shield of his own) follows up, killing every last one of the remaining ones!

Aboard the Space Station, 20 more engineers disappear during working hours! When the rest find this out, after the day's work is done, the remaining Space Engineers have an immediate and drastic response: They go on strike. They won't work until the problem of everyone dying is solved, and they may even evacuate the ship if the situation continues to worsen as it is. Better get this solved as fast as you can.

PG:

The soulraze army gets 25 new builders. Again.

The Evil Healers siphon 6,000 HP from the Sith army, looking about ready to kill it!

The godmodder decides he should probably just try to get things under control. He launches an anti-attack shield probe, that destroys 8 random attack shields on the field! Some entities have way too many. The Starcraft army loses one, the Godslayer, 3, the Scarlet Prince, 2, Eternalstruggle's beacon, 2.

N:

Eternalstruggle's beacon is calling its thing in this coming turn!

The Sith army attacks an Evil Healer, slightly damaging it!

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Paradoxdragonpaci The godmodder sees the word "dragon" in your name, and assumes you must be a fan of dragons. He sends a dragon your way, who politely asks for Starcalibur. You have a bad feeling about what will happen if its turned down.

Paradoxdragonpaci A messenger arrives, telling you your house that you apparently have is burning down! Oh no! You can't make it there in time carrying Starcalibur, it's too heavy!

Paradoxdragonpaci You see a dance dance revolution machine calling you... it's irresistible... and better yet, instead of money, you can pay to play it using Starcalibur...

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Looks like you guys have a little bit to rest and finish off some of your current objectives before any more major events start. Use this time wisely!


ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Find a good target for Godslayer's Collide ability!
-Defeat Xerath and the Soulraze Forces!

Minor tasks:
Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities! Find the second mysterious saboteur aboard the Space Station!
Protect the SCVs building Starcraft buildings!
Protect Doormaker! He can help with any portal-related tasks!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
Eternalstruggle's beacon will call in a spaceship! But he's neutral, so is it a good or bad thing?
The Soulraze builders and their contraptions are high priority, buffing the main Soulraze army!
Destroy the structures inside the Shadow Realm!
The Evil Healers gain power over time! Kill them!


THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG]Godslayer: 200,000/200,000 HP, 22,000 x 2A, Specials: Target Strike (ready in 3!), Collide (ready!)(Boss)(20% dodge chance)(protected from 2 attacks)(1 attacks blocked)
[AG]Cera
[AG]Ash
[AG]Jamie(Has minor healing ticket)

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station), Shield generator (-1,000 damage to all AG forces)(OFFLINE)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 2!)(OFFLINE)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)(OFFLINE)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control(OFFLINE)
Portal Frame: Mysterious Portal(133% open)(+33% open per turn)(OFFLINE)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer: 7% complete (cost: 20)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 120(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)(on strike)
Winry: 6,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability)
Candidates:
Cameron: Has granola bar and lipstick, was tossing and turning in sleep last night, "I relaxed in the break room at the time of the murder"
Bob: Has flashlight, paced nervously all last night, "I was working on the Very Large Room, as is my job"
Jill: Has wrench and lipstick, browsed reddit all night, "I was the one who found the body"
Jack: Has car keys, rped all night, "I was working on the shield generator, I don't know how it was shut down"
Zeta: Has phone, slept perfectly still last night, "I was in my room, talking to my family"
Alpha: Has credit card and lipstick(swears it wasn't there before), slept perfectly still last night, (refused to give statement at time of murder)
Billy: Has raincoat, played Minecraft all night, "I was on vacation, and got back at almost the exact time he was murdered"
Winry: Corebrute's friend, has toolkit and lipstick, tinkered all night, "I was talking to Corebrute"
Zilly: Has embarrassing hand-written note from mother, studied all night, (refused to give statement at time of murder)
All imprisoned!

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)(portal-shielding Scarlet Prince)
Scarlet Prince: 41,000/50,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(guarding Doormaker)(protected from 3 attack)

[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(8,000 TA):
SCVs: 30/30 x 41 HP(schedule: Get to 10 barracks, then build factories)
Marines: 100 x 20 HP, 100 x 20A
Marauders: 300 x 10 HP, 200 x 10A
Hellions: 300 x 10 HP, 300 x 10A
Orbital command centers: 8,000/8,000 x 1 HP, 2,000 x 1A
Command centers: 5,000/5,000 x 1 HP (+1 SCVs per turn)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 x 4 HP (+1 marine each, each turn)
Barracks: 11% complete (1 builder = 5.5%)

[AG - Corebrute]BrutalCore: 15,000/40,000 HP, 10,000A

[AG - Ranger Strider]Grog Strongjaw: 15,000/25,000 HP, 10,000A

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Wolf pack: 2,000/2,000 x 5 HP, 2,000 x 5A
Barrel of Monkeys: 7,000/7,000 HP (+1 Monkey per turn)

[N]Slots Machine: 40,000/50,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - EternalStruggle]Reinforcement beacon: 5,000/5,000 HP (Calling spaceship in 1!)(+1 attack shield in 1!)(1 last-ditch defense)(protected from 3 attack)(10% dodge rate)
Shield: 25,000/25,000 HP

[N - Winkins]Sith army: 2,000/8,000 HP, 3,000A

[P]Peacekeepers(582,415 total attack)(Unbribable):
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 10,000/10,000 HP
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 999, 225x999A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners IV: 100/100 HP x 999, 360x999A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 125/125 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 999(adding godmod plating to all buildings, done in 2!)(building special weapons depot, done in 1!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 999, researching safe Godmod armor(done in 2!)(researching improved machine gunners, done in 1!)
HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 2, calling in 999 commandos(done in 4!), filing land expansion permit(done in 5!)
Shield generators: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x3 HP (producing Riflemen x 999 for death-elite training camp, done in 4!)(producing squad leader x 989, done in 4!)
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 10,000/10,000 HP
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped), Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways

[SR]Soulraze Foot Soldiers: 1,000 x 0 HP, 1,000 x 0A

[SR]Soulraze Builders: 800 x 25 HP
Barracks: 76% complete (1 builder = 2% completion)
Super Barracks: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Regen Generator: 12% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Anti-Everything Turret: 0% complete (1 builder = 1.5% completion)

[SR]Soulraze Guard: 3,000 x 0 HP, 250 x 0A (not currently protecting anyone - getting in the way of all AG attacks!)

[N-1]Xerath (bodyguarding Headquarters)
[SR]Soulraze Headquarters: 64,000/100,000 HP (+25 builders each turn)(Thresher Maw, -6,000 HP each turn, would be 2000 more without Xerath)

[PG]Evil Healers: 12,000 x 2 + 9,000 x 1 HP, +2,500 x 3A (siphon HP from AG forces, attack boosted by Law of Benevolence!)

[PG]Godmodder: 215/300 HP(+1 action buff tickets x 1)(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)


Player info:
Captain.cat
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
MooGoesCow21 (Charge: 1/???)
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 16/100)(Targeted by Dreadnought)(effect-curing power)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Claim Ticket - Redeemable on Update 58, expires Update 60)(Temporal Shenanigans: 20/20)(Minor Healing Ticket)(1 teleport charm)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)
Hungry visitor(Ascendance)(New being - gets 1 attack shield)
The_Two_Eternities(23/24)(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(protected from 4 attack)(1/5)
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)(3/10)
[N+1]JoeBOB
Ranger_Strider_(2/5)
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man(5/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)
gilded king(6/10)
Pionoplayer
Darshelenas Sunbreaker(lightly wounded)
[N]Winkins(2/10)(+1,000A Iron sword)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)
Nano Soldier 2016

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condensor(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 12
Portal Gun
Charge Booster (damage: 1/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks


New DTG update downloaded. Will be installed next GM post.
 
waiiiiit... what happens if you kill the wrong candidate? is it like -1 engineer, aside from in the case of winry? if so, its probably best to just kill everyone but winry.
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I'm baaaaack...... GROG KILL SOME BUILDERS!
1. I place a shield on Grog
2/3. LIGHT OF SERENRAE (4/5)
HELP IS ON THE WAY GROG, HOLD OUT A LITTLE LONGER!
 
"I think you should use Collide on the Godmodder himself at this point, knock out some of that hard to remove HP while you can." The man smriked as he looked over at the Beacon. "Meanwhile, it's time for the arrival."

FOCUS - THE ULTIMATE

A final action to slightly, just slightly boost the powerful warship that has been stewing for 15 turns now. His flagship, his pet project, his Entity, his ultimate weapon. He grandly gestures towards the Beacon, and above it a portal begins to form. A truly massive affair, belying he great size of the vessel. It's not nearly as large as the city sized monstrosity of a house/floating fortress that the man sometimes uses for artillery support, but it is still many kilometers long, and possessed of heavy armaments, armoring and redundant antigravity engines to keep it afloat. It's tough, it has firepower and it has hanger bays. Controlled by advanced fully automated systems, with multiple incorruptible AI cores controlling each function down to the smallest detail, and with all systems active and ready for a fight. It may end up merely floating there, being ominous, but it was most certainly not to be underestimated, and might prove a fine asset in the coming superboss battle against whatever monster the Godmodder summoned when his Hp reached 200.

Another gesture, the portal pulses with powerful Player energy. Through it, the craft is empowered, boosted, stats increased. This will be the figure's finest hour, the creation of a potent vessel of war his crowning achievement. Neither side could be bothered with attacking it, so it glowed brightly undisturbed, and now the man could reap the rewards.

It was the ultimate. It was the Apex.

The Apex - Flying Battleship
Standard attack and HP.
Special - Hanger Bays. Using advanced Q-Econ technology, material can be fed directly into fabricators from far away, allowing the Apex to construct drones on site. It uses this ability to deploy a single Repair Drone every turn. Individually, they are poorly armored and don't repair a lot of damage, but in numbers they can act as decent ablative armor and damage mitigation. In total there's a cap of twenty or so of the things.
Special - Upgradable. Will come into play when dockyards are constructed.
Naturally, all the Beacon upgrades and its protective shield will get cannibalized into this thing.
Obviously if the Beacon gets destroyed before it can act, this doesn't get summoned, but I feel like that's unlikely.
 
Ronald Mcdonald emerges from the shadow realm into reality with legions upon legions upon legions of monkeys and jelly worms and start attacking indiscriminately, the doom slayer awakens and is extremely confused.
 
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