Paradoxdragonpaci
Schrödinger’s Dragon
I hand the starcalibur to That-Random-Guy
I continue expanding my portal to grab the Alchemitter....12/15
I continue expanding my portal to grab the Alchemitter....12/15
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The Gifting system has received a major upgrade. Gifts are now Awards!
Defeat The Godmodder
- Thread starter Moniker
- Start date
"Ha ah!" Arsenical proclaims, as he brandished a truly massive kitchen knife. "Now is the time for my second dish!"
Action Number Hana: Sacrificial Bull
Upon this proclamation, the chef snaps his fingers, and a MASSIVE INFERNO raises behind Arsenical. However, it quickly calms down, only to reveal...
A dreaded FIRE BULL, of the elemental plane of fire! Short-tempered, hard-headed and rearin' for a fight are all words which could describe such a creature, however he is not long for this world.
"Chef Technique #36!" the kitchen knife is raised above the bull's head, and before it can move... "Prime Cut Guillotine."
*schwing*... *Thump*
And the beast was left sans a head.
Action Number Du: Fire Beef
Now that the bull is dead, the dish must be prepared quick, or else the bull's flesh will be reduced to embers!
But that is no problem for a TRUE CHEF, like Arsenical! He learned how to make this at the ACADEMY!
With one hand, he lifts the bull above his head, and flips it. As the bull spun through the air, the KITCHEN BROADSWORD is lifted, and another technique is used:
"Chef technique #81! Shredding Slices!"
A thousand swings were unleashed, almost like a group of piranhas catching a meal, and the bull's flesh was turned into ribbons. Arsenical catches the meat (excluding bones. What do you think he is, a amateur?) on a plate, adds a small amount of marinade (made with a pinch of bottled FURY), and finishes his second dish: THE BURNING BULGOGI!
Take care upon eating it, or you may feel your own tongue burn hotter than the sun!
Action Number Se: From Pop Rocks to Gunpowder
The EXPLOSION ELEMENTAL lies sleeping, dreaming of violent BOOMS and BANGS. It's a pleasant rest.
(5/10)
FOCUS!
The cheery girl pulls a RPG out of her purse and fires it at the Soulraze Headquarters.
The cheery girl pulls a RPG out of her purse and fires it at the Soulraze Headquarters.
MrMirrorMan
A clock in a suit.
ACTION:?/3 ITEM(S): 1x2,000 Damage Lottery Token
AMOUNT:?/3
CHARGE:5/10
$4,500,000 on Hand.
Current Battle Music: :MR INSISTER'S THEME-Through Solid Matter
The mirror that owns his own casino looks at the man named Brady. "Really, you think that simple 'Luck' can make you win in a straight up combat scenario? Please, even you know that luck won't be enough. Observe." And without warning, the mirror has shoved their knee into the man's stomach, making him choke on air. Before striking them away with the arm of a lottery machine. They throw various number cards of hearts, clovers, spades and diamonds, after them, with them exploding, throwing the man into the ground. The man tries to get up, but is struck down by various poker chips being launched with the force of bullets.
The man by the name of Brady is starting to notice a theme, one that doesn't bode well for their chances of victory. This man that is a mirror is a literal casino devil. Is this man the supposed plant set in by the organizer? But. . . It's so obvious, this mirror thing is nothing but casino imagery, how has no one called them out on this! . . . Is it because it's so obvious, that it seems ridiculous to do so? Then again, it's less obvious than what that strangely ordinary guy did, that was cra... GAH!
While the man going by Brady was having these thoughts, the casino owning mirror started a Pachinko game, they played expertly, getting multi-ball various times, but now, they let the balls drop, all of them landing on the man. "Now do you see what you're up against, the reason this gambling tournament is such a challenging endeavor is because it isn't only gambling. One doesn't expect to be trying to punch one another to unconsciousness in a tournament of wit and skill, so no one brings any proper weapon's, and that's why so many fail. Maybe next time bring a better weapon."
AMOUNT:?/3
CHARGE:5/10
$4,500,000 on Hand.
Current Battle Music: :MR INSISTER'S THEME-Through Solid Matter
The mirror that owns his own casino looks at the man named Brady. "Really, you think that simple 'Luck' can make you win in a straight up combat scenario? Please, even you know that luck won't be enough. Observe." And without warning, the mirror has shoved their knee into the man's stomach, making him choke on air. Before striking them away with the arm of a lottery machine. They throw various number cards of hearts, clovers, spades and diamonds, after them, with them exploding, throwing the man into the ground. The man tries to get up, but is struck down by various poker chips being launched with the force of bullets.
The man by the name of Brady is starting to notice a theme, one that doesn't bode well for their chances of victory. This man that is a mirror is a literal casino devil. Is this man the supposed plant set in by the organizer? But. . . It's so obvious, this mirror thing is nothing but casino imagery, how has no one called them out on this! . . . Is it because it's so obvious, that it seems ridiculous to do so? Then again, it's less obvious than what that strangely ordinary guy did, that was cra... GAH!
While the man going by Brady was having these thoughts, the casino owning mirror started a Pachinko game, they played expertly, getting multi-ball various times, but now, they let the balls drop, all of them landing on the man. "Now do you see what you're up against, the reason this gambling tournament is such a challenging endeavor is because it isn't only gambling. One doesn't expect to be trying to punch one another to unconsciousness in a tournament of wit and skill, so no one brings any proper weapon's, and that's why so many fail. Maybe next time bring a better weapon."
"not no-one. I always keep my weapons on me."
"That is to say, my extradimensional bag with every weapon I have ever used within it."
"but you are correct about Most people"
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"That is to say, my extradimensional bag with every weapon I have ever used within it."
"but you are correct about Most people"
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MrMirrorMan
A clock in a suit.
/NULL
"Well, there are exceptions to every rule, and we aren't primarily gambler's, so we are more worldly about these things."
"Well, there are exceptions to every rule, and we aren't primarily gambler's, so we are more worldly about these things."
hungry visitor
(God/Greater)
Actually I turned Driver into Moniker so I could still do something.
Should I wish for some sweet destruction right now, would I get sweet destruction or would I get sour destruction? You also ignored me slaying the godmodder, creating the new law that replaces the old law that made me break the rules in the first place and would have granted myself the true power above law which can't be questioned by anyone else because it replaces the moniker-law
... alright *swipes one tear out of his eyes*
Moniker watches his turf, that now isn't his turf.
Well what now mister? You had your (short) dream and now you can do something else.
Soulmagics? Dumb memes? Puns? Cooking? Trying to get some easily destroyed OP entities? Exploit the stuff they gave you?
Aw man. At least you stole monikers name.
... not satisfying
Driver is gone and Moniker is here... ruins my plan to make Planter, Waiter and Eater.
Still got Initiator inside Moniker... sounds kinky... nice
Time for my favorite time
Confusion.
Moniker channels the power of Chaos.
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To clarify: This is a new law of nature. It changes the value to something different. Every value. Something different.
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Luck-Based Mission - X
(I just noticed that the nice tournament ladder I made last update got totally messed up. It wasn't supposed to look like that, I swear! I'll make a new once we see some fights getting won.)
???: Well, this is certainly an interesting twist!
???: Using previously unforeseen abilities, both Somno and Fred have been turned into golem participants!
???: These poor gamblers are now subservient to their respective controllers...
???: Eevee Shadow Bacon and JOEbob!
???: In the spirit of gambling, while Somno and Fred, as well as their savings, are considered eliminated, they will be allowed to stay with their masters, on a collective money account.
???: Winners of two of our four first rounds: Eevee Shadow Bacon and JOEbob!
(Yeah, even if Eevee had defeated Somno he would've just been unavailable to use until the sidequest ended. Even like this, as a golem Somno's powers are still unavailable.)
Mysterious Gambler(Telepathy): ...
Mysterious Gambler: Thank you, but I don't trust you.
Mysterious Gambler: I need to win the Legendary Weapon. If I win, I know how to get it somewhere safe.
Mysterious Gambler: You're players, right? You're liable to bring it straight to the godmodder. And I can't have that.
The Mysterious gambler doesn't touch the invisible blade you've given him, though he pockets the Scrolls of Stolen Time because he doesn't know what else to do with them.
Brady is so generic, you punch out all $2,000,000 of his money!
???: And the winner of our third match: Mr Mirror Man!
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Star vs. Mysterious Gambler
The Mysterious Gambler pulls out two knives from his pocket, and throws them at Star! Star leaps out of the way just in time, and rushes up close, using the deadly neck-pinch technique on the Mysterious Gambler! He loses $3M, but before Star can pull away, the Mysterious Gambler grabs Star and suplexes them! Star loses $4M!
Star: Good... looks like I'll have to use my secret trick.
Star grins. His secret's been revealed; not much point in hiding it now! He transforms into full DEVIL MODE, and becomes a legit demon! His damage resistance and attack increase by a factor of 5!
Star: Now, DIE!
He launches himself at the Mysterious Gambler...
...Only to find himself with one last dagger embedded in his eye. A Golden +10 Divine Dagger of Demon Slaying.
Star: HOW!? I should have immunity to all divine weaponry!
Mysterious Gambler: Not this one.
Looking closer at the Dagger, it appears to be glowing with... godmodding energy. Enough to bypass simple resistances such as Star's.
Mysterious Gambler: Perish.
With the effectiveness bonus, Star quickly loses his remaining $1.3M! Star is eliminated!
???: ...
???: And congratulations to this round's fourth and final matchwinner, Altair!
???: With that, the first set of tournament fights is included.
???: Look at the board above; we now proceed to Round 2: The 2v2 matchup!
TOURNAMENT LADDER:
----------------? vs. ?----------------
-------------------|-------------------
----------- M+E vs. J+A -----------
???: Our 2v2 matchup tonight is Mr Mirror Man and Eevee Shadow Bacon, facing JOEbob and Altair! The winning team will promptly need to face each other to determine the true winner!
The four platforms, now with one person each, are suddenly lifted up and out of the ground by long, mechanical arms! They quickly swivel around, with all four connecting and latching together in the center, forming one large platform higher above the ground! Now, you're all on the same field!
???: Now, the fight begins... IMMEDIATELY! Please look to the right for power-up options.
To the right of each team, a digital terminal moves out of the ground! You can press buttons to navigate to various useful power-up options.
Altair: JOEbob. Here's $1M, to not die instantly.
Altair: But we aren't allies. I'm going to win. You had best stay out of my way.
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2v2 Round:
JOEbob/Fred as golem minion:
Has $2,900,000(possessing random gambler)
Altair:
Has $11,000,000, 3 scrolls of Time Stop
VS.
Mr. Mirror Man:
Has $4,500,000
Eevee Shadow Bacon/Somno as golem minion:
Has $6,000,000
POWER-UP TERMINAL:
Digital Slot Machine: Bet your money for a chance to win more money!
Invulnerability: Pay half your current cash for invulnerability for all of the turn following the one you purchase it on. Can only be used once per person.
Boost Roulette: Pay $1M for a completely random boost to yourself, or a random debuff on the enemy gamblers!
Death Card: For 90% of your current cash, draw tonight's DEATH CARD, instantly slaying a random gambler! Including yourself or your teammate! Can only be drawn once a night!
OOC: The slot machine works on the same rules as the one on the HEXAGONAFIELD, with two of the same number giving you back half that number times your money (2 5s = x2.5 cash) and three of that number giving you back that number times the money (3 4s = x4 cash). You get 3 spins with each bet, to make it not an almost-certain-loss.
Also, since it's highly, highly unlikely that you will be able to proceed without player eliminations, I'll say it now: The final "choice" as to how this sidequest ends will be made by the player who wins this tournament arc.
???: Well, this is certainly an interesting twist!
???: Using previously unforeseen abilities, both Somno and Fred have been turned into golem participants!
???: These poor gamblers are now subservient to their respective controllers...
???: Eevee Shadow Bacon and JOEbob!
???: In the spirit of gambling, while Somno and Fred, as well as their savings, are considered eliminated, they will be allowed to stay with their masters, on a collective money account.
???: Winners of two of our four first rounds: Eevee Shadow Bacon and JOEbob!
(Yeah, even if Eevee had defeated Somno he would've just been unavailable to use until the sidequest ended. Even like this, as a golem Somno's powers are still unavailable.)
Mysterious Gambler(Telepathy): ...
Mysterious Gambler: Thank you, but I don't trust you.
Mysterious Gambler: I need to win the Legendary Weapon. If I win, I know how to get it somewhere safe.
Mysterious Gambler: You're players, right? You're liable to bring it straight to the godmodder. And I can't have that.
The Mysterious gambler doesn't touch the invisible blade you've given him, though he pockets the Scrolls of Stolen Time because he doesn't know what else to do with them.
Brady is so generic, you punch out all $2,000,000 of his money!
???: And the winner of our third match: Mr Mirror Man!
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Star vs. Mysterious Gambler
The Mysterious Gambler pulls out two knives from his pocket, and throws them at Star! Star leaps out of the way just in time, and rushes up close, using the deadly neck-pinch technique on the Mysterious Gambler! He loses $3M, but before Star can pull away, the Mysterious Gambler grabs Star and suplexes them! Star loses $4M!
Star: Good... looks like I'll have to use my secret trick.
Star grins. His secret's been revealed; not much point in hiding it now! He transforms into full DEVIL MODE, and becomes a legit demon! His damage resistance and attack increase by a factor of 5!
Star: Now, DIE!
He launches himself at the Mysterious Gambler...
...Only to find himself with one last dagger embedded in his eye. A Golden +10 Divine Dagger of Demon Slaying.
Star: HOW!? I should have immunity to all divine weaponry!
Mysterious Gambler: Not this one.
Looking closer at the Dagger, it appears to be glowing with... godmodding energy. Enough to bypass simple resistances such as Star's.
Mysterious Gambler: Perish.
With the effectiveness bonus, Star quickly loses his remaining $1.3M! Star is eliminated!
???: ...
???: And congratulations to this round's fourth and final matchwinner, Altair!
???: With that, the first set of tournament fights is included.
???: Look at the board above; we now proceed to Round 2: The 2v2 matchup!
TOURNAMENT LADDER:
----------------? vs. ?----------------
-------------------|-------------------
----------- M+E vs. J+A -----------
???: Our 2v2 matchup tonight is Mr Mirror Man and Eevee Shadow Bacon, facing JOEbob and Altair! The winning team will promptly need to face each other to determine the true winner!
The four platforms, now with one person each, are suddenly lifted up and out of the ground by long, mechanical arms! They quickly swivel around, with all four connecting and latching together in the center, forming one large platform higher above the ground! Now, you're all on the same field!
???: Now, the fight begins... IMMEDIATELY! Please look to the right for power-up options.
To the right of each team, a digital terminal moves out of the ground! You can press buttons to navigate to various useful power-up options.
Altair: JOEbob. Here's $1M, to not die instantly.
Altair: But we aren't allies. I'm going to win. You had best stay out of my way.
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2v2 Round:
JOEbob/Fred as golem minion:
Has $2,900,000(possessing random gambler)
Altair:
Has $11,000,000, 3 scrolls of Time Stop
VS.
Mr. Mirror Man:
Has $4,500,000
Eevee Shadow Bacon/Somno as golem minion:
Has $6,000,000
POWER-UP TERMINAL:
Digital Slot Machine: Bet your money for a chance to win more money!
Invulnerability: Pay half your current cash for invulnerability for all of the turn following the one you purchase it on. Can only be used once per person.
Boost Roulette: Pay $1M for a completely random boost to yourself, or a random debuff on the enemy gamblers!
Death Card: For 90% of your current cash, draw tonight's DEATH CARD, instantly slaying a random gambler! Including yourself or your teammate! Can only be drawn once a night!
OOC: The slot machine works on the same rules as the one on the HEXAGONAFIELD, with two of the same number giving you back half that number times your money (2 5s = x2.5 cash) and three of that number giving you back that number times the money (3 4s = x4 cash). You get 3 spins with each bet, to make it not an almost-certain-loss.
Also, since it's highly, highly unlikely that you will be able to proceed without player eliminations, I'll say it now: The final "choice" as to how this sidequest ends will be made by the player who wins this tournament arc.
"We aren't allys? but our text colors are nigh-identical!"
"Jokes aside, when deciding what to do with the prize and in general, I try to be as rational as possible. I'm afraid I'm still unclear on what happens if the godmodder gets all the legendary weapons, but to prove my trustworthiness, know that I willingly (temporarily) sacrificed some of my own life force to destroy one of them, keeping the godmodder from accessing it Forever. "
"I'm also neutral in the conflict. give me some reward worth having, and I'll do whatever I can to help. it is very likely you can help me, since your secret weapon in fighting star was enhanced with godmodding power."
"But. I am still suspicious of you. last time there was a sidequest to retrieve a legendary weapon( someone else did it, it was the weapon I destroyed), the nice-seeming person who tried to help was literally Lucifer and used soul-based magics to force the person who obtained the weapon to instantly give it to the godmodder."
"as well, instead of fighting one another if we win, I suggest a magical contract to ensure neither of us betrays the other, that we hear one another out, and, IF we cannot come to any agreement after arbitrarily large amounts of time, re-engage in combat as if none of that had ever happened."
"Do you believe this to be a fair decision, Altair?
still telepathy, but with dif' target:
"Mirror, my suggestion we find a way to have the person who Would lose seem to be transformed into like, a rock or something... then, if the remaining people are betrayed or need help, you spring out. if you want to contribute to a discussion, you spring out. if, however, you oppose whoever beat you, don't spring out. I will follow the same agreement if you would win."
the same message goes out to Eevee shadow bacon .
as for battle-actions...
"Wizard, School of Divination Portent Feature.
After each long rest, roll two 2d20. Record the results. Then throughout the day, you can expend each result to make that be the outcome of any one attack roll, saving throw, or ability check for you or any creature you can see."
I give fred-golem a wand of Steal and Hold Person, telling him to focus on using hold person to try to stun eevee and mirror.
meanwhile, using my still-present ranks in quickened casting (and 2 ranks in motionless classing and silent casting each), I cast a scroll of time stop, then plane shift. I then get some feats:
Extend spell. Extra Turning, Persistent spell, Divine Metamagic (Persistent Spell), Duplication feet (Persistent spell XII).
I cast a scroll of extended empowered maxed time stop, and rest for about 8 hours, replenishing my spell slots, before the time stop spell gives out.
I return to the main battle area, and quickened cast the "steal" spell 4 times, which means it will succeed an average of once, stealing as much of their money as they concentrate into a single one of their possessions. if fred manages a hold person, he'll use steal on them while they're trapped.
Magic number seven, ask Eevee to pick a card, any card!... wait, no, not that one.... No, not that one either. Also not that one... look, just take this card ok? good? good.
this card happens to be the death card for Eevee! unless seven mixed up the death card for magic seven and eevee, but he made sure it wasn't me, Mirror, or altair. its weird that eevee tried to take everything but their card until forced otherwise, though. they must have really good luck [orbecheating.]
"Jokes aside, when deciding what to do with the prize and in general, I try to be as rational as possible. I'm afraid I'm still unclear on what happens if the godmodder gets all the legendary weapons, but to prove my trustworthiness, know that I willingly (temporarily) sacrificed some of my own life force to destroy one of them, keeping the godmodder from accessing it Forever. "
"I'm also neutral in the conflict. give me some reward worth having, and I'll do whatever I can to help. it is very likely you can help me, since your secret weapon in fighting star was enhanced with godmodding power."
"But. I am still suspicious of you. last time there was a sidequest to retrieve a legendary weapon( someone else did it, it was the weapon I destroyed), the nice-seeming person who tried to help was literally Lucifer and used soul-based magics to force the person who obtained the weapon to instantly give it to the godmodder."
"as well, instead of fighting one another if we win, I suggest a magical contract to ensure neither of us betrays the other, that we hear one another out, and, IF we cannot come to any agreement after arbitrarily large amounts of time, re-engage in combat as if none of that had ever happened."
"Do you believe this to be a fair decision, Altair?
still telepathy, but with dif' target:
"Mirror, my suggestion we find a way to have the person who Would lose seem to be transformed into like, a rock or something... then, if the remaining people are betrayed or need help, you spring out. if you want to contribute to a discussion, you spring out. if, however, you oppose whoever beat you, don't spring out. I will follow the same agreement if you would win."
the same message goes out to Eevee shadow bacon .
as for battle-actions...
"Wizard, School of Divination Portent Feature.
After each long rest, roll two 2d20. Record the results. Then throughout the day, you can expend each result to make that be the outcome of any one attack roll, saving throw, or ability check for you or any creature you can see."
I give fred-golem a wand of Steal and Hold Person, telling him to focus on using hold person to try to stun eevee and mirror.
meanwhile, using my still-present ranks in quickened casting (and 2 ranks in motionless classing and silent casting each), I cast a scroll of time stop, then plane shift. I then get some feats:
Extend spell. Extra Turning, Persistent spell, Divine Metamagic (Persistent Spell), Duplication feet (Persistent spell XII).
I cast a scroll of extended empowered maxed time stop, and rest for about 8 hours, replenishing my spell slots, before the time stop spell gives out.
I return to the main battle area, and quickened cast the "steal" spell 4 times, which means it will succeed an average of once, stealing as much of their money as they concentrate into a single one of their possessions. if fred manages a hold person, he'll use steal on them while they're trapped.
Magic number seven, ask Eevee to pick a card, any card!... wait, no, not that one.... No, not that one either. Also not that one... look, just take this card ok? good? good.
this card happens to be the death card for Eevee! unless seven mixed up the death card for magic seven and eevee, but he made sure it wasn't me, Mirror, or altair. its weird that eevee tried to take everything but their card until forced otherwise, though. they must have really good luck [orbecheating.]
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Eevee shadow bacon
Your Choices Don't Matter
I'll buy a DEATH CARD-O!
FOCUS (OOC: This is 1 dish made with 6 actions plus the fluff below)
Suddenly, I receive the Starcalibur! Gasp! Gratitude! Glee! I shall use my 6 actions to create the most scrumpdidlicious combined dish ever to grace the Hexagonfield, the, uh, Panoply of Deliciousness! Why combined dish? Because this shall be made of a set of smaller dishes, contained by special edible, uh, containers. Well, bowls in this case, but in some other cases (such as the more excitable drinks) a bit more complexity and enclosure is required. Included are a set of special utensils, which are meaningful not for their edibility but their special composition, which makes them quite invulnerable to damage from the more interesting parts of the Edible Buffet. There is also a secondary set of relatively mundane condiments, which I mention mainly so I don't forget them, and also because the included small bottle of Inferno hot sauce, which can be used as improvised tear gas, should never be forgotten lest it be mistaken for ketchup. Anyway.
Its worth noting that the usual effects of the various components are in this case subsumed into the effect decided by where this dish ends up on the list.
The first part of the Panoply of Deliciousness is a breakfast of gods! Porridge made of the oats, of, er, oatness, a glass of the milk of the sky cow, etc. The second part is the lunch of legends! Finely tenderized lean meat (of that rare type, only found in certain non-standard universes, that would permanently improve the eaters Constitution except that in this case that benefit has been subsumed to increase the actual effect of this dish, whatever it may turn out to be), the best hash browns ever, and so on and so forth. Finally, there is the Highly Esteemed Pie of Trump and Forthingway. It utilizes eel, mutton, kidney, finest cloves, and what appears to finest fossilized jade. The residents of the rookeries of Spite call it the pyschopomp of Pies. In his Easter sermon, the Bishop of Southwark (the variant that borough which that has fallen within, uh, its a bit complicated) described it as the reason god invented the digestive system. It is a truly fantastic finish.
There there are the drinks. Ah, yes, the drinks. Drinks, plural, and stored within a time locked box like everything else in this dish. Firstly, there is a whole jug of the milk of the sky god mentioned in the previous section. Then there is the bottle of Greyfields 1868 First Sporing, known for its effects on nightmares. The Screaming Viking. The Buzz Cola. The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. Than, finally, there is [THEDRINK]. It is, like too many things, best not described in detail. It is simply fantastical.
Suddenly, I receive the Starcalibur! Gasp! Gratitude! Glee! I shall use my 6 actions to create the most scrumpdidlicious combined dish ever to grace the Hexagonfield, the, uh, Panoply of Deliciousness! Why combined dish? Because this shall be made of a set of smaller dishes, contained by special edible, uh, containers. Well, bowls in this case, but in some other cases (such as the more excitable drinks) a bit more complexity and enclosure is required. Included are a set of special utensils, which are meaningful not for their edibility but their special composition, which makes them quite invulnerable to damage from the more interesting parts of the Edible Buffet. There is also a secondary set of relatively mundane condiments, which I mention mainly so I don't forget them, and also because the included small bottle of Inferno hot sauce, which can be used as improvised tear gas, should never be forgotten lest it be mistaken for ketchup. Anyway.
Its worth noting that the usual effects of the various components are in this case subsumed into the effect decided by where this dish ends up on the list.
The first part of the Panoply of Deliciousness is a breakfast of gods! Porridge made of the oats, of, er, oatness, a glass of the milk of the sky cow, etc. The second part is the lunch of legends! Finely tenderized lean meat (of that rare type, only found in certain non-standard universes, that would permanently improve the eaters Constitution except that in this case that benefit has been subsumed to increase the actual effect of this dish, whatever it may turn out to be), the best hash browns ever, and so on and so forth. Finally, there is the Highly Esteemed Pie of Trump and Forthingway. It utilizes eel, mutton, kidney, finest cloves, and what appears to finest fossilized jade. The residents of the rookeries of Spite call it the pyschopomp of Pies. In his Easter sermon, the Bishop of Southwark (the variant that borough which that has fallen within, uh, its a bit complicated) described it as the reason god invented the digestive system. It is a truly fantastic finish.
There there are the drinks. Ah, yes, the drinks. Drinks, plural, and stored within a time locked box like everything else in this dish. Firstly, there is a whole jug of the milk of the sky god mentioned in the previous section. Then there is the bottle of Greyfields 1868 First Sporing, known for its effects on nightmares. The Screaming Viking. The Buzz Cola. The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. Than, finally, there is [THEDRINK]. It is, like too many things, best not described in detail. It is simply fantastical.
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MrMirrorMan
A clock in a suit.
ACTION:?/3 ITEM(S): 1x2,000 Damage Lottery Token
AMOUNT:?/3
CHARGE:5/10
$4,500,000 on Hand.
Seeing Eevee shadow bacon go for a Death Card, I pray to whatever may listen that it does not choose me to die. I like JOE's plan, but what ever is running this tournament would clearly be able to tell if one of us was still in the game or not, though we might be given some leeway due to the actions of Altair, I might be able to stay in the game if I let a piece of myself be broken off of myself when I'm hit, allowing me to jump out later. Other then that. I collect '???' not-positive feelings about how Altair made their way to this round into a scroll burning spell, destroying their scrolls of Time Stop.
AMOUNT:?/3
CHARGE:5/10
$4,500,000 on Hand.
Seeing Eevee shadow bacon go for a Death Card, I pray to whatever may listen that it does not choose me to die. I like JOE's plan, but what ever is running this tournament would clearly be able to tell if one of us was still in the game or not, though we might be given some leeway due to the actions of Altair, I might be able to stay in the game if I let a piece of myself be broken off of myself when I'm hit, allowing me to jump out later. Other then that. I collect '???' not-positive feelings about how Altair made their way to this round into a scroll burning spell, destroying their scrolls of Time Stop.
their not supposed to be scrolls of time stop, they're scrolls of stolen time. instead of freezing time, the user gets to act twice as quickly for a bit.
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Update LX
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NEW UPDATE COMPLETE!
DEFEAT THE GODMODDER: 1.3 PATCH NOTES!
-Player base damage increased - previously 6,000, now 8,000. This was done in previous updates, but we'll say it from now on.
-Evacucorp claim tickets now come with a warning message - too many Players lost their entities due to choosing Standard Processing Option
-All "Identity Potions" and other such effects that allow you to swap player names have been removed, and their effects reversed - too many attempt to steal QM's power
-Minor bugfixes and stability improvements
-Added framework to support alchemiter addition
-Present added! Happy 5th birthday!
-Some secret changes!
-New way to damage godmodder. Hint: Musical instrument
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12 marines have been positioned on the Space Station, ready to intervene in the event of an emergency!
(Fixed)
Xerath: ...
He looks pretty mad right now!
3 gummy worms slain! +1 Attack Shield to Pike!
Grog will do as you say! Those dirty [V]s...
Portal Protection stronghold destroyed! Now, the next one to try to close it will succeed!
You point out the obvious discrepancy in Bob's statements: He said his job was to work on the Large Room... but YOUR RECORDS SAY HE'S A SHIELD ARRAY INTERN! This slight contradiction pretty much guarantees he's the bad guy. As you approach him, Bob says "Wait! No! I was transferred two days ag-" DEAD.
Bob was just an innocent guy, who wanted to get out of his life as a Space Engineer handyman, and move on up to a Shield Array Technician... to help him out, they gave him an important job as intern: Watch over Snuffles, a pet to entertain the Shield Array staff! With him gone, nobody fed Snuffles... and Snuffles got so hungry... that they ATE THE ENTIRE SHIELD ARRAY! It's gone now.
Your staff rolls are looking really thin about now. You can probably only kill one more person before there will hardly be anyone left on the Space Station.
CHARGE BOOSTER ROLL: 17/19 It works fine.
Cera: Sheesh...
+1 Attack Shield! Redirection protection added against any attacks from Xerath this turn! Teleport Charm transferred!
Standard Processing Option chosen! At this processing speed your Claim Ticket should be fully processed on Update: 61.
Dishes get more delectable with more power, but you only need 1 action to make one! AMAZING Ice Cream created! DELECTABILITY RATING: 80 - Good! Usage of Godmodder Tears is really rare, since they're so hard to get. The godmodder wonders how you got them, or are you just using a substitute?
Your dish goes into Slot 4: Attack!
Your small army will obey you! The Scarlet Prince now has a small amount of regen each turn!
OOC: Blame Yorehammer...
You've, uh, "defected" to N-2! If someone uses your systems to attack by proxy, I'll count it against their NEUTRALADDER!
The Poking stick has 5 attacks! It shall poke them all now!
It pokes the Godslayer! 1 attack shield taken away!
It pokes EternalStruggle, Captain.cat, Darshelenas Sunbreaker, and Mr Mirror Man! OW! They aren't seriously hurt, but still...
Eevee Shadow Bacon has launched an indirect attack on an AG unit! That puts them down to N-2 on the NEUTRALADDER! It won't take effect until they're back from their sidequest, though.
Your entity has helped the AGs well enough, so there's no reason for Pike not to heal them, though they would probably prioritize the AGs first.
Cait Sith are now slightly stronger, with modestly improved attack and HP!
Digging deep, deep into the HEXAGONAFIELD! You eventually find, buried a short ways underneath the surface... a PRESENT? You dig it out... it looks... so inviting...
Starcalibur handed off! The Alchemiter is almost ready...
THE BURNING BULGOGI created! DELECTABILITY RATING: 140 - Lip-smacking! It goes into Slot 5: Attack!
All the bullets bounce off Xerath's shield! Somehow, your seemingly pointless attack seems to have made Xerath even more angry.
Oh no... you see, the godmodder automatically and perfectly behind the scenes converted himself back to [PG]! Godmodders can do that. They pretty much NEED to be Pro-godmodder. Furthermore, there's another thing you forgot: I have control over the game's updating! And with the newly installed DTG patch, I've removed all identity-changing effects! That puts you (Moniker) back as Hungry_Visitor, Hungry_Visitor back as MooGoestheCow, and me(MooGoestheCow) back as Moniker!
You say Moniker channels the power of Chaos... but you are Hungry_Visitor! You can't dictate what Moniker does! And furthemore, the rule that gives the "specific maker of this law" in the quote infinite power, as well as any other rules that would let you overthrow me... WERE CLASSIFIED AS BUGS, AND ALSO REMOVED IN THE LATEST UPDATE! Thusly, the situation is returned to normal!
Using 6 actions, you create the COMBO DINNER! Delectability rating: 270: Like Ambrosia, but better! Your feast is now looking a lot more like it can beat the godmodder... It's not there yet, though!
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The present looks big and beautiful, attracting the attention of the entire HEXAGONAFIELD. You see, it's to celebrate something very special.
5 years ago, TT2000 (who is now called Moniker, and is me) created the original game: Destroy the Godmodder! Okay, five years and two days, December 7th 2012. It's been a long time since then, and for a random forum game to gain so many sequels and survive so long is truly a cause for celebration. Thus, on the HEXAGONAFIELD today, all the entities have stopped fighting in order to celebrate. It's as though it's the Christmas Truce, but with a random forum game's anniversary instead! The Godslayer does a barrel roll, everyone on the Space Station does the office secret santa party (and nobody gets murdered, THIS turn), the Wolf pack, monkeys, and Simurgh are cuddling, and the Scarlet Prince is... existing... and getting healed by Pike!
The Starcraft army shares their drinks with Grog Strongjaw, the Sith Army and Temporal Guardian are napping on the Apex, the Snake Charmer is entertaining the Soulraze builders, and the Void army is dancing a dark satanic dance. Everyone is at peace! Your entities will obey the orders you gave them, just... next turn.
The present, the celebratory centerpiece, will remain on the field for 2 turns! Each player can use it once, reaching inside and seeing what they grab out - and it's a free use, not costing one of your precious actions! Simply whisper to the wind what you hope to get for Anniversarymas, and you might just get it!
Note: Please actually say what you want to get for best results
Note2: Our currently sidequesting players will be guaranteed to get a chance to open the present when they return
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Although the Christmas/Anniversary cheer has pervaded the HEXAGONAFIELD, not everything stops. The cooking contest timer keeps ticking down, a few entities regen health and have their specials tick down, and finally, the godmodder finishes his Major Charge but decides not to unleash it quite yet.
And more importantly, Xerath hasn't even noticed the stopping of the battle. He's more focused on Cerabot.
Xerath: Shut... UP! How DARE you mock me like this! I can't take it anymore! I know we're enemies, but this is TOO MUCH!
Xerath smashes Cerabot! Cerabot was an AG entity! Xerath has fallen to N-2 on the NEUTRALADDER! You can hurt him now!
Xerath: You want to fight, AGs? FINE! I'll take you on! I'm tired of just sitting here! I'm tired of ALL this!
Xerath's been boosted significantly by the godmodder's powers, and has a lot of HP! But if you can cut through him, you can finally take care of the Soulraze army!
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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! A musical instrument-related method...
-Find a good target for Godslayer's Collide ability!
-Defeat Xerath and the Soulraze Forces! Xerath is finally vulnerable!
-Win the cooking contest to keep Starcalibur!
-Open the present and get your gift!
Minor tasks:
THE HEXAGONAFIELD:
COOKING CONTEST:
Player dishes:
1/HP: Cheesecake of Life: 210 Delectability!
2/HP: Love Ramen: 90 Delectability!
3/HP: Weird Cake: 50 delectability!
4/A: AMAZING Ice Cream: 80 Delectability!
5/A: Burning Bulgogi: 140 Delectability!
6/Dodge Rate: Combo Dinner: 270 Delectability!
7/Regen: N/A
8/Special: N/A
9/Special: N/A
10/Damage Resistance: N/A
Total delectability: 840
Complete in 1 turn!
MYSTERIOUS PRESENT:
No players have opened it yet!
[AG]Godslayer: 200,000/200,000 HP, 22,000 x 2A, Specials: Target Strike (ready!), Collide (ready!)(Boss)(20% dodge chance)(protected from 1 attacks)(2 votes: Godmodder attack, needs 4)
[AG]Cera
[AG]Ash(2/3)
[AG]Jamie(Has minor healing ticket)(2/4)
[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)(OFFLINE)
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 2!)(OFFLINE)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)(OFFLINE)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control(OFFLINE)
Portal Frame: Mysterious Portal(133% open)(+33% open per turn)(OFFLINE)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer: 7% complete (cost: 20)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 60(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)(on strike)
Winry: 6,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability)
Candidates:
[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 34,000/50,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(protected from 4 attack)(+3,000 HP per turn)
Wolf pack: 2,000/2,000 x 5 HP, 2,000 x 5A
Barrel of Monkeys: 7,000/7,000 HP (+1 Monkey per turn)
Monkeys: 1,000/1,000 x 2 HP, 1,500 x 2A
Simurgh: 45,000/45,000, 13,000 x 2A (40% dodge chance)
[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(9,400 TA)(protected from 5 attack):
SCVs: 30/30 x 42 HP(schedule: Get to 10 barracks, then build factories)
Marines: 100 x 24 HP, 100 x 24A(12 guarding Space Station!)
Marauders: 300 x 10 HP, 200 x 10A
Hellions: 300 x 10 HP, 300 x 10A
Orbital command centers: 8,000/8,000 x 1 HP, 2,000 x 1A
Command centers: 5,000/5,000 x 1 HP (+1 SCVs per turn)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 x 6 HP (+1 marine each, each turn)
Barracks: 2 complete each turn (1 builder = 5.5%)
[AG - Ranger Strider]Grog Strongjaw: 25,000/25,000 HP, 10,000A(protected from 1 attack)
Pike: 10,000/10,000 HP, +10,000A(healer!)(protected from 1 attack)
[N]Slots Machine: 40,000/50,000 HP
[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)
[N - Winkins]Sith army: 4,000/10,000 HP, 4,000A(x2 damage against Snakes)
Catmancer: 7,000/7,000 HP, 3,000A(leading Sith army!)
[N - EternalStruggle]The Apex: 65,000/65,000 HP, 25,000A (+1 repair drone/turn)
[N - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 45,000/45,000 HP, 7,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo(ready in 1!)(-1,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate)(1 teleport charm)(protected from 1 attack!)
[P]Peacekeepers(722,275 total attack)(Unbribable)(protected from 1 attack):
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 10,000/10,000 HP
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 999, 225x999A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners VI: 200/200 HP x 999, 500x999A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 125/125 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 999(constructing Special power Armor suit, done in 3!)(adding turret to tower, done in 2!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 999, re-researching Godmod armor(done in 3!)(researching improved machine gunners, done in 1!)
HQ: 20,000/20,000 HP x 2, calling in 999 commandos(done in 2!), filing land expansion permit(done in 3!)
Shield generators: 15,000/15,000 x 6 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 30,000/30,000x3 HP (producing Riflemen x 999 for death-elite training camp, done in 2!)(producing squad leader x 989, done in 2!)
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 100,000/100,000 HP
Special Weapons depot: 40,000/40,000 HP (upgrading grenade launchers, done in 2!)
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped), Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways, Godmod building plating(equipped)
[SR]Soulraze Foot Soldiers: 1,000 x 0 HP, 1,000 x 0A
[SR]Soulraze Builders: 800 x 25 HP
Barracks: 76% complete (1 builder = 2% completion)
Super Barracks: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Regen Generator: 12% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Anti-Everything Turret: 0% complete (1 builder = 1.5% completion)
[SR]Soulraze Guard: 3,000 x 0 HP, 250 x 0A (not currently protecting anyone - getting in the way of all AG attacks!)
[N-2]Xerath: 150,000/150,000 HP (bodyguarding Headquarters)
[SR]Soulraze Headquarters: 52,000/100,000 HP (+25 builders each turn)(Thresher Maw, -6,000 HP each turn, would be 2000 more without Xerath)
[PG]Snake Charmer: 3,000/25,000 HP(charming Barrel of Snakes!)
Snake: 2,000/2,000 x 2 HP, 1,500 x 2A
[PG]Godmodder: 213/300 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)(Major charge: 3/3)
[V]Shadow portals: 100% open x 10 (spawning minions each turn!)
[V]Gummy Worm army: 3,000 x 7 HP, 2,000 x 7A
Monkey army: 2,000 x 5 HP, 2,000 x 5A
[V]Ronald Mcdonald: 8,500/20,000 HP, 10,000A
Player info:
Quick note on the cooking contest; I absolutely promise that any dish you make won't be wasted when/if the godmodder wins.
NEW UPDATE COMPLETE!
DEFEAT THE GODMODDER: 1.3 PATCH NOTES!
-Player base damage increased - previously 6,000, now 8,000. This was done in previous updates, but we'll say it from now on.
-Evacucorp claim tickets now come with a warning message - too many Players lost their entities due to choosing Standard Processing Option
-All "Identity Potions" and other such effects that allow you to swap player names have been removed, and their effects reversed - too many attempt to steal QM's power
-Minor bugfixes and stability improvements
-Added framework to support alchemiter addition
-Present added! Happy 5th birthday!
-Some secret changes!
-New way to damage godmodder. Hint: Musical instrument
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12 marines have been positioned on the Space Station, ready to intervene in the event of an emergency!
(Fixed)
... Not going to lie... That was so beautiful.
1. Welp that Cerabot can't get it's job done without help. I stroll over to Xerath. Xerath! Old buddy ol pal have I got something to tell YOU!
Insults According to Monty Python? Sounds Promising. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! I fart in your general direction!
Both you and her are miserable, poor poor players... I just think you deserve what you got. Her especially.
If he takes a swing at me, Great! if not, well I tried.
2. I place a shield on pike. BECAUSE NO ONE FUCKS WITH THE WHITE MAGE!
3. I throw some X4 charges into the gummy worm army and detonate them.
GROG! TAKE OUT THE WEIRD CLOWN THING CALLED RONALD!
Xerath: ...
He looks pretty mad right now!
3 gummy worms slain! +1 Attack Shield to Pike!
Grog will do as you say! Those dirty [V]s...
Portal Protection stronghold destroyed! Now, the next one to try to close it will succeed!
You point out the obvious discrepancy in Bob's statements: He said his job was to work on the Large Room... but YOUR RECORDS SAY HE'S A SHIELD ARRAY INTERN! This slight contradiction pretty much guarantees he's the bad guy. As you approach him, Bob says "Wait! No! I was transferred two days ag-" DEAD.
Bob was just an innocent guy, who wanted to get out of his life as a Space Engineer handyman, and move on up to a Shield Array Technician... to help him out, they gave him an important job as intern: Watch over Snuffles, a pet to entertain the Shield Array staff! With him gone, nobody fed Snuffles... and Snuffles got so hungry... that they ATE THE ENTIRE SHIELD ARRAY! It's gone now.
Your staff rolls are looking really thin about now. You can probably only kill one more person before there will hardly be anyone left on the Space Station.
CHARGE BOOSTER ROLL: 17/19 It works fine.
Cera: Sheesh...
+1 Attack Shield! Redirection protection added against any attacks from Xerath this turn! Teleport Charm transferred!
Standard Processing Option chosen! At this processing speed your Claim Ticket should be fully processed on Update: 61.
Dishes get more delectable with more power, but you only need 1 action to make one! AMAZING Ice Cream created! DELECTABILITY RATING: 80 - Good! Usage of Godmodder Tears is really rare, since they're so hard to get. The godmodder wonders how you got them, or are you just using a substitute?
Your dish goes into Slot 4: Attack!
Your small army will obey you! The Scarlet Prince now has a small amount of regen each turn!
OOC: Blame Yorehammer...
You've, uh, "defected" to N-2! If someone uses your systems to attack by proxy, I'll count it against their NEUTRALADDER!
The Poking stick has 5 attacks! It shall poke them all now!
It pokes the Godslayer! 1 attack shield taken away!
It pokes EternalStruggle, Captain.cat, Darshelenas Sunbreaker, and Mr Mirror Man! OW! They aren't seriously hurt, but still...
Eevee Shadow Bacon has launched an indirect attack on an AG unit! That puts them down to N-2 on the NEUTRALADDER! It won't take effect until they're back from their sidequest, though.
Your entity has helped the AGs well enough, so there's no reason for Pike not to heal them, though they would probably prioritize the AGs first.
Cait Sith are now slightly stronger, with modestly improved attack and HP!
Digging deep, deep into the HEXAGONAFIELD! You eventually find, buried a short ways underneath the surface... a PRESENT? You dig it out... it looks... so inviting...
Starcalibur handed off! The Alchemiter is almost ready...
THE BURNING BULGOGI created! DELECTABILITY RATING: 140 - Lip-smacking! It goes into Slot 5: Attack!
All the bullets bounce off Xerath's shield! Somehow, your seemingly pointless attack seems to have made Xerath even more angry.
Oh no... you see, the godmodder automatically and perfectly behind the scenes converted himself back to [PG]! Godmodders can do that. They pretty much NEED to be Pro-godmodder. Furthermore, there's another thing you forgot: I have control over the game's updating! And with the newly installed DTG patch, I've removed all identity-changing effects! That puts you (Moniker) back as Hungry_Visitor, Hungry_Visitor back as MooGoestheCow, and me(MooGoestheCow) back as Moniker!
You say Moniker channels the power of Chaos... but you are Hungry_Visitor! You can't dictate what Moniker does! And furthemore, the rule that gives the "specific maker of this law" in the quote infinite power, as well as any other rules that would let you overthrow me... WERE CLASSIFIED AS BUGS, AND ALSO REMOVED IN THE LATEST UPDATE! Thusly, the situation is returned to normal!
Using 6 actions, you create the COMBO DINNER! Delectability rating: 270: Like Ambrosia, but better! Your feast is now looking a lot more like it can beat the godmodder... It's not there yet, though!
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The present looks big and beautiful, attracting the attention of the entire HEXAGONAFIELD. You see, it's to celebrate something very special.
5 years ago, TT2000 (who is now called Moniker, and is me) created the original game: Destroy the Godmodder! Okay, five years and two days, December 7th 2012. It's been a long time since then, and for a random forum game to gain so many sequels and survive so long is truly a cause for celebration. Thus, on the HEXAGONAFIELD today, all the entities have stopped fighting in order to celebrate. It's as though it's the Christmas Truce, but with a random forum game's anniversary instead! The Godslayer does a barrel roll, everyone on the Space Station does the office secret santa party (and nobody gets murdered, THIS turn), the Wolf pack, monkeys, and Simurgh are cuddling, and the Scarlet Prince is... existing... and getting healed by Pike!
The Starcraft army shares their drinks with Grog Strongjaw, the Sith Army and Temporal Guardian are napping on the Apex, the Snake Charmer is entertaining the Soulraze builders, and the Void army is dancing a dark satanic dance. Everyone is at peace! Your entities will obey the orders you gave them, just... next turn.
The present, the celebratory centerpiece, will remain on the field for 2 turns! Each player can use it once, reaching inside and seeing what they grab out - and it's a free use, not costing one of your precious actions! Simply whisper to the wind what you hope to get for Anniversarymas, and you might just get it!
Note: Please actually say what you want to get for best results
Note2: Our currently sidequesting players will be guaranteed to get a chance to open the present when they return
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Although the Christmas/Anniversary cheer has pervaded the HEXAGONAFIELD, not everything stops. The cooking contest timer keeps ticking down, a few entities regen health and have their specials tick down, and finally, the godmodder finishes his Major Charge but decides not to unleash it quite yet.
And more importantly, Xerath hasn't even noticed the stopping of the battle. He's more focused on Cerabot.
Xerath: Shut... UP! How DARE you mock me like this! I can't take it anymore! I know we're enemies, but this is TOO MUCH!
Xerath smashes Cerabot! Cerabot was an AG entity! Xerath has fallen to N-2 on the NEUTRALADDER! You can hurt him now!
Xerath: You want to fight, AGs? FINE! I'll take you on! I'm tired of just sitting here! I'm tired of ALL this!
Xerath's been boosted significantly by the godmodder's powers, and has a lot of HP! But if you can cut through him, you can finally take care of the Soulraze army!
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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! A musical instrument-related method...
-Find a good target for Godslayer's Collide ability!
-Defeat Xerath and the Soulraze Forces! Xerath is finally vulnerable!
-Win the cooking contest to keep Starcalibur!
-Open the present and get your gift!
Minor tasks:
Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities! Find the second mysterious saboteur aboard the Space Station!
Protect the SCVs building Starcraft buildings!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
The monkey barrel gives a new minion each turn!
The Soulraze builders and their contraptions are high priority, buffing the main Soulraze army!
Pike is healing friendly entities!
Close the shadow portals! They're spawning [V] entities!
Protect the SCVs building Starcraft buildings!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
The monkey barrel gives a new minion each turn!
The Soulraze builders and their contraptions are high priority, buffing the main Soulraze army!
Pike is healing friendly entities!
Close the shadow portals! They're spawning [V] entities!
THE HEXAGONAFIELD:
COOKING CONTEST:
Player dishes:
1/HP: Cheesecake of Life: 210 Delectability!
2/HP: Love Ramen: 90 Delectability!
3/HP: Weird Cake: 50 delectability!
4/A: AMAZING Ice Cream: 80 Delectability!
5/A: Burning Bulgogi: 140 Delectability!
6/Dodge Rate: Combo Dinner: 270 Delectability!
7/Regen: N/A
8/Special: N/A
9/Special: N/A
10/Damage Resistance: N/A
Total delectability: 840
Complete in 1 turn!
MYSTERIOUS PRESENT:
No players have opened it yet!
[AG]Godslayer: 200,000/200,000 HP, 22,000 x 2A, Specials: Target Strike (ready!), Collide (ready!)(Boss)(20% dodge chance)(protected from 1 attacks)(2 votes: Godmodder attack, needs 4)
[AG]Cera
[AG]Ash(2/3)
[AG]Jamie(Has minor healing ticket)(2/4)
[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)(OFFLINE)
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 2!)(OFFLINE)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)(OFFLINE)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control(OFFLINE)
Portal Frame: Mysterious Portal(133% open)(+33% open per turn)(OFFLINE)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer: 7% complete (cost: 20)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 60(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)(on strike)
Winry: 6,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability)
Candidates:
Cameron: Has granola bar and lipstick, was tossing and turning in sleep last night, "I relaxed in the break room at the time of the murder", Job: Super Laser Worker
Bob: Has flashlight, paced nervously all last night, "I was working on the Very Large Room, as is my job", Job: Shield Array Intern
Jack: Has car keys, rped all night, "I was working on the shield generator, I don't know how it was shut down", Job: Portal Frame Safety Clerk
Zeta: Has phone, slept perfectly still last night, "I was in my room, talking to my family", Job: Large Room Janitorial staff
Billy: Has raincoat, played Minecraft all night, "I was on vacation, and got back at almost the exact time he was murdered", Job: Anti-Mind Control Beacon Manager
Winry: Corebrute's friend, has toolkit and lipstick, tinkered all night, "I was talking to Corebrute", Job: misc. / Under Player command
Zilly: Has embarrassing hand-written note from mother, studied all night, (refused to give statement at time of murder), Job: Reinforcement Beacon button-pusher
All imprisoned!
Bob: Has flashlight, paced nervously all last night, "I was working on the Very Large Room, as is my job", Job: Shield Array Intern
Jack: Has car keys, rped all night, "I was working on the shield generator, I don't know how it was shut down", Job: Portal Frame Safety Clerk
Zeta: Has phone, slept perfectly still last night, "I was in my room, talking to my family", Job: Large Room Janitorial staff
Billy: Has raincoat, played Minecraft all night, "I was on vacation, and got back at almost the exact time he was murdered", Job: Anti-Mind Control Beacon Manager
Winry: Corebrute's friend, has toolkit and lipstick, tinkered all night, "I was talking to Corebrute", Job: misc. / Under Player command
Zilly: Has embarrassing hand-written note from mother, studied all night, (refused to give statement at time of murder), Job: Reinforcement Beacon button-pusher
All imprisoned!
[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 34,000/50,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(protected from 4 attack)(+3,000 HP per turn)
Wolf pack: 2,000/2,000 x 5 HP, 2,000 x 5A
Barrel of Monkeys: 7,000/7,000 HP (+1 Monkey per turn)
Monkeys: 1,000/1,000 x 2 HP, 1,500 x 2A
Simurgh: 45,000/45,000, 13,000 x 2A (40% dodge chance)
[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(9,400 TA)(protected from 5 attack):
SCVs: 30/30 x 42 HP(schedule: Get to 10 barracks, then build factories)
Marines: 100 x 24 HP, 100 x 24A(12 guarding Space Station!)
Marauders: 300 x 10 HP, 200 x 10A
Hellions: 300 x 10 HP, 300 x 10A
Orbital command centers: 8,000/8,000 x 1 HP, 2,000 x 1A
Command centers: 5,000/5,000 x 1 HP (+1 SCVs per turn)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 x 6 HP (+1 marine each, each turn)
Barracks: 2 complete each turn (1 builder = 5.5%)
[AG - Ranger Strider]Grog Strongjaw: 25,000/25,000 HP, 10,000A(protected from 1 attack)
Pike: 10,000/10,000 HP, +10,000A(healer!)(protected from 1 attack)
[N]Slots Machine: 40,000/50,000 HP
[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)
[N - Winkins]Sith army: 4,000/10,000 HP, 4,000A(x2 damage against Snakes)
Catmancer: 7,000/7,000 HP, 3,000A(leading Sith army!)
[N - EternalStruggle]The Apex: 65,000/65,000 HP, 25,000A (+1 repair drone/turn)
[N - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 45,000/45,000 HP, 7,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo(ready in 1!)(-1,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate)(1 teleport charm)(protected from 1 attack!)
[P]Peacekeepers(722,275 total attack)(Unbribable)(protected from 1 attack):
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 10,000/10,000 HP
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 999, 225x999A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners VI: 200/200 HP x 999, 500x999A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 125/125 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 999(constructing Special power Armor suit, done in 3!)(adding turret to tower, done in 2!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 999, re-researching Godmod armor(done in 3!)(researching improved machine gunners, done in 1!)
HQ: 20,000/20,000 HP x 2, calling in 999 commandos(done in 2!), filing land expansion permit(done in 3!)
Shield generators: 15,000/15,000 x 6 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 30,000/30,000x3 HP (producing Riflemen x 999 for death-elite training camp, done in 2!)(producing squad leader x 989, done in 2!)
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 100,000/100,000 HP
Special Weapons depot: 40,000/40,000 HP (upgrading grenade launchers, done in 2!)
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped), Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways, Godmod building plating(equipped)
[SR]Soulraze Foot Soldiers: 1,000 x 0 HP, 1,000 x 0A
[SR]Soulraze Builders: 800 x 25 HP
Barracks: 76% complete (1 builder = 2% completion)
Super Barracks: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Regen Generator: 12% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Anti-Everything Turret: 0% complete (1 builder = 1.5% completion)
[SR]Soulraze Guard: 3,000 x 0 HP, 250 x 0A (not currently protecting anyone - getting in the way of all AG attacks!)
[N-2]Xerath: 150,000/150,000 HP (bodyguarding Headquarters)
[SR]Soulraze Headquarters: 52,000/100,000 HP (+25 builders each turn)(Thresher Maw, -6,000 HP each turn, would be 2000 more without Xerath)
[PG]Snake Charmer: 3,000/25,000 HP(charming Barrel of Snakes!)
Snake: 2,000/2,000 x 2 HP, 1,500 x 2A
[PG]Godmodder: 213/300 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)(Major charge: 3/3)
[V]Shadow portals: 100% open x 10 (spawning minions each turn!)
[V]Gummy Worm army: 3,000 x 7 HP, 2,000 x 7A
Monkey army: 2,000 x 5 HP, 2,000 x 5A
[V]Ronald Mcdonald: 8,500/20,000 HP, 10,000A
Player info:
Captain.cat(has King of the Hill)
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
MooGoestheCow (Charge: 1/???)
[N-2]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 16/100)(Targeted by Dreadnought)(effect-curing power)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Claim Ticket - Redeemable on Update 58, expires Update 60)(Minor Healing Ticket)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)(8/??)
Hungry_Visitor(Ascendance)(New being - gets 1 attack shield)
The_Two_Eternities(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(protected from 4 attack)(1/5)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)(4/10)
[N+1]JoeBOB
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man(5/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)
gilded king(7/10)
Pionoplayer
[N-1]Darshelenas Sunbreaker(lightly wounded)
[N+1]Winkins(3/10)(+1,000A Iron sword)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(12/15)
Nano Soldier 2016(behind cover)(has M16, Body Armour)
Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condensor(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 12
Portal Gun
Charge Booster (damage: 1/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks
Medkit x 3
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
MooGoestheCow (Charge: 1/???)
[N-2]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 16/100)(Targeted by Dreadnought)(effect-curing power)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Claim Ticket - Redeemable on Update 58, expires Update 60)(Minor Healing Ticket)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)(8/??)
Hungry_Visitor(Ascendance)(New being - gets 1 attack shield)
The_Two_Eternities(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(protected from 4 attack)(1/5)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)(4/10)
[N+1]JoeBOB
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man(5/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)
gilded king(7/10)
Pionoplayer
[N-1]Darshelenas Sunbreaker(lightly wounded)
[N+1]Winkins(3/10)(+1,000A Iron sword)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(12/15)
Nano Soldier 2016(behind cover)(has M16, Body Armour)
Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condensor(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 12
Portal Gun
Charge Booster (damage: 1/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks
Medkit x 3
Quick note on the cooking contest; I absolutely promise that any dish you make won't be wasted when/if the godmodder wins.
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MooGoesCow21
The Moo That Goes Cow
He/Him
I kill Zeta
hungry visitor
(God/Greater)
Ya know... I am afraid to be classified as bug and am offended because I am no insect.
Driver seems to have shifted back to his original name... no he now is named Hungry Visitor, a name he does not deserve, since he is just a puppet.
Ah well. What can I do without being neutralized into doing nothing? Should I leave the quest...
But all these memories... surprises... the moment eveeshadowbeacon wanted to help me to overthrow the true Godmodder.
I have to go on. For the sake of destruction and anarchy.
just let me think about the method for some time
First things first, I pass off the Starcalibur to Captain.Cat and ask him to perhaps help with the cooking contest. If we both put 3 actions and some decent fluff towards it, than an AG victory should be almost assured.
Then, I tell everyone that it would be really good if one or two people other than me and Captain.cat were to work on the Cooking Contest. It would provide us with a bit leeway, and I suspect that items made for the contest will be better overall. Also, it would be horrible if we were to lose the contest at this point.
If it is a free action, I use one of the medkits (at the bottom of the player inventory) on the Scarlet Prince.
I will do my real actions later.
Then, I tell everyone that it would be really good if one or two people other than me and Captain.cat were to work on the Cooking Contest. It would provide us with a bit leeway, and I suspect that items made for the contest will be better overall. Also, it would be horrible if we were to lose the contest at this point.
I whisper to the wind: For Anniversarymas, I want an upgrade to the attack-redirecting properties of the portal gun in the quote above. (its in the player inventory)
If it is a free action, I use one of the medkits (at the bottom of the player inventory) on the Scarlet Prince.
I will do my real actions later.
MooGoesCow21
The Moo That Goes Cow
He/Him
I reach into the present and grab out a better portal making tool
The man considers the present, and decides to use it for good. He whispers to the wind, "I wish that I can find the most convincing informational pamphlet ever inside the present, and upon showing it to the currently Soulraze Builders, they will realize the error of their ways and join the Peacekeepers, along with their currently under construction buildings." Also, if relevant, it would be nice if the pamphlet contained counter-memetics to shut down any loyalty codes or cranial bombs or the like.
FOCUS - IT CARRIES ON
Using the Charge Booster once again, the man furthers his agenda, stockpiling resources at a far away location and preparing to move them into position when the time is right. Two more rounds, and he'd be able to activate the Dockyards and begin refining the Apex into the finest weapon of war the Hexagonafield had ever seen.
12/20
A projection of the man, sent forth by his mind, appeared before Xerath, wagging his finger and tutting. "Xerath, Xerath, Xerath! I'm afraid you overestimate yourself. I'm the only one who can get away with attacking AGs, it's a Player privilege I want to restrict. That's why I'll attack you now, and if your precious Alice gets punished due to your incompetence?" He smirks widely here. "Why, I couldn't care less! Do your best only to cry out when you fall, fool. Wash your neck!"
The projection disappeared as the Apex turned to fire. Its energy cannons, arrayed along its spine, turned as one to face the foe, skyward pointing barrels dropping down to attack angle. So too did the lesser, tighter packed railguns along the sloped armor plate below turn and depress their barrels. Naturally, there was an equal railcannon battery along the other side, but it could not be brought to bear. Such was the disadvantage of broadside design.
As one, the weapon systems fired, after taking a bit of time to acquire their target.
(This is fluff for the Apex attacking Xerath during the EotB, naturally.)
FOCUS - IT CARRIES ON
Using the Charge Booster once again, the man furthers his agenda, stockpiling resources at a far away location and preparing to move them into position when the time is right. Two more rounds, and he'd be able to activate the Dockyards and begin refining the Apex into the finest weapon of war the Hexagonafield had ever seen.
12/20
A projection of the man, sent forth by his mind, appeared before Xerath, wagging his finger and tutting. "Xerath, Xerath, Xerath! I'm afraid you overestimate yourself. I'm the only one who can get away with attacking AGs, it's a Player privilege I want to restrict. That's why I'll attack you now, and if your precious Alice gets punished due to your incompetence?" He smirks widely here. "Why, I couldn't care less! Do your best only to cry out when you fall, fool. Wash your neck!"
The projection disappeared as the Apex turned to fire. Its energy cannons, arrayed along its spine, turned as one to face the foe, skyward pointing barrels dropping down to attack angle. So too did the lesser, tighter packed railguns along the sloped armor plate below turn and depress their barrels. Naturally, there was an equal railcannon battery along the other side, but it could not be brought to bear. Such was the disadvantage of broadside design.
As one, the weapon systems fired, after taking a bit of time to acquire their target.
(This is fluff for the Apex attacking Xerath during the EotB, naturally.)
Reaching out to the Temporal Guardian I grant it limited access to it's own time stream, allowing it to alter it to a minor degree. In simple terms the Temporal Guardian can now regenerate its health every turn by selectively reversing time upon itself. (x2)
Finally I use my powers to make a wish that my entities that were evacuated will return to the HEXAGONAFIELD still under my control despite the fact players have lost their entities due to choosing Standard Processing Option in the past. (x1)
Whispering into the wind I say, "For Anniversarymas the only thing I truly want is the ability to make it so my entities will always remain loyal to me, despite whatever bribes, mind control, and the like others might try to take my entities for themselves."
I order the Temporal Guardian to attack the Void entities.
Finally I use my powers to make a wish that my entities that were evacuated will return to the HEXAGONAFIELD still under my control despite the fact players have lost their entities due to choosing Standard Processing Option in the past. (x1)
Whispering into the wind I say, "For Anniversarymas the only thing I truly want is the ability to make it so my entities will always remain loyal to me, despite whatever bribes, mind control, and the like others might try to take my entities for themselves."
I order the Temporal Guardian to attack the Void entities.
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hungry visitor
(God/Greater)
!Update! Attention this is an official update !Update! Very official! Serious business!
The carbonbased-lifeform that brought you this update right now can just be me, Moniker because only Moniker has control over updating, who else could've updated this?
How did I do this?
Well after finding out the secret identity of hungry visitor I visited him. How ironic! And decided to make this update with his account. Where did he go?
Hey hungry visitor! Did you just take over my account? Pretend to be me if you did!
Law of Moniker of the Hexagonafield can't be overthrown, but do you know the law of Moniker?
Everything goes after MY will! Nobody can say otherwise or I will declare your action as [NOT VALID]. That's all. Thanks.
The carbonbased-lifeform that brought you this update right now can just be me, Moniker because only Moniker has control over updating, who else could've updated this?
How did I do this?
Well after finding out the secret identity of hungry visitor I visited him. How ironic! And decided to make this update with his account. Where did he go?
Hey hungry visitor! Did you just take over my account? Pretend to be me if you did!
Law of Moniker of the Hexagonafield can't be overthrown, but do you know the law of Moniker?
Everything goes after MY will! Nobody can say otherwise or I will declare your action as [NOT VALID]. That's all. Thanks.
Eevee shadow bacon
Your Choices Don't Matter
I wish for more charges to my summon.
hungry visitor
(God/Greater)
I changed my opinon
Eevee shadow bacon
Your Choices Don't Matter
*Stares at you in russian*
*proceeds to laugh at you in mexican*
Fixed this for you.
. . .
Okay seriously.
Dude.
You know this is never going to work.
If you're IC here, than you know it won't work because it takes some knowledge to do stuff like that.
If you're OOC. . .
Actually, never mind. I'll leave you to you're efforts.