Defeat The Godmodder

[MrMirrorMan]

ACTION:?/3 ITEM(S): 1x2,000 Damage Lottery Token
AMOUNT:?/3
CHARGE:5/10
$9,500,000 on Hand.
"Well, I believe that you have things handled here, so I'm going to go with ESB over there and go up. Also, you might want to have something for if it turns out Star is the Planted player instead, or if the Unknown Gambler doesn't attack." And with that, I go to one of the elevators, paying the fine.
*Italicized and greyed out is with Telepathy.*

 

[hungry visitor]

"That must really piss you off."

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I try to stay positive and seek my way out. Maybe revenge will be mine, or maybe not and I continue this path.
If I can't do something against my fate I might as well don't care that much- until I can.
And that is the point.
Life is fine until you have the choice. You have the choice, you take it and hope the best.
Slavery is fine until you have a way out...
Not for everyone, but maybe for me.

 

[Nano Soldier 2016]

I try to stay positive and seek my way out. Maybe revenge will be mine, or maybe not and I continue this path.
If I can't do something against my fate I might as well don't care that much- until I can.
And that is the point.
Life is fine until you have the choice. You have the choice, you take it and hope the best.
Slavery is fine until you have a way out...
Not for everyone, but maybe for me.

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"You gonna kill me too despite not having anything to do with your current state?"

 

[hungry visitor]

"You gonna kill me too despite not having anything to do with your current state?"

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My plan was taking revenge on those that killed me.
Actually the Godmodder isn't that innocent, or maybe he was just concerned with my sudden growth. Ah, but I am interpreting too much into this game.
He stopped my retreat when I noticed that they would kill me, because they are stronger.

And I am not sure what to do should my plans succeed. Maybe I try to make a government in this field, enforce some laws.
Maybe you are an officer of the law, but you would make a good criminal...
Criminals won't be executed, because I need some guys that make trouble, so my policemen are not bored.
Then I make some new laws that make citizens into criminals until they found ways to stay lawful... lets not count the eggs before they hatched.

 

[Nano Soldier 2016]

My plan was taking revenge on those that killed me.
Actually the Godmodder isn't that innocent, or maybe he was just concerned with my sudden growth. Ah, but I am interpreting too much into this game.
He stopped my retreat when I noticed that they would kill me, because they are stronger.

And I am not sure what to do should my plans succeed. Maybe I try to make a government in this field, enforce some laws.
Maybe you are an officer of the law, but you would make a good criminal...
Criminals won't be executed, because I need some guys that make trouble, so my policemen are not bored.
Then I make some new laws that make citizens into criminals until they found ways to stay lawful... lets not count the eggs before they hatched.

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"...and you seriously want me to believe you aren't evil when you say shit like this."

 

[hungry visitor]

"...and you seriously want me to believe you aren't evil when you say shit like this."

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Evil or not evil? What does it matter as long the game is challenging and fun?

It would be like cops and robbers.
You could also try to be a neutral citizen, but where would be the fun in that? The fun would be to try to follow the strange laws that are made.
There is no death in this city, only people conspiring to break their people out of prison, breaking out of prison or trying to build a safer prison against people that can simply wish stuff.
What is more evil?
Letting fight people against one "bad guy" or letting them fight each other?
Nothing is more evil in this case. There are just more people agreeing that one person is evil.

 

[Paradoxdragonpaci]

Actions1,2 aNd 3
I tell the Godmodder that I am not named because I LIKE Dragons but because I AM a Paradox Dragon,a subspecies of Dimensional Dragons,I tHen Transform into my Dragon form,which is Huge, and kick the other Dragon far far away, it then fly to my House with Starcalibur in my Dragonic Form aNd tHen Paradoxify my House from a Time before it burned down into Now before heading back with Starcalibur still somehow gripped in my talons. I may have accidentally crushed the DDR Machine I was going to play when I landed, Also some PG entities possibly, i then transform back into my base form. I then use the rest of my turns to charge summoning an Alchemitter
Summoning Alchemitter 3/15
//OOC: is this Good ??

 

[That-Random-Guy]

Evil or not evil? What does it matter as long the game is challenging and fun?

It would be like cops and robbers.
You could also try to be a neutral citizen, but where would be the fun in that? The fun would be to try to follow the strange laws that are made.
There is no death in this city, only people conspiring to break their people out of prison, breaking out of prison or trying to build a safer prison against people that can simply wish stuff.
What is more evil?
Letting fight people against one "bad guy" or letting them fight each other?
Nothing is more evil in this case. There are just more people agreeing that one person is evil.

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. . .

Not a horrible idea, actually. I look forward to the outcome of your action with interest.

Anyway.

FOCUS

Firstly, I transfer as many Attack Shields to the Star Craft Army as I can while using only 1 action. If that is plain impossible, than I use 2 instead of 3 actions for the next bit, charging of up my Wound of Walls charge. (Which is at 1/5 as of me writing this)

Fluff Start: After doing what I can to give attack Shields to the Starcraft Army, I teleport myself to a faraway little clearing in a forest with a pond in the center. Then, I get a large clump of dirt with a sapling still in, some water, and a few drops of my blood. I focus my power, and with my set of special elemental focuses that I cannot elaborate on because time constraints, I create the FOREST HEART. Of course, I'm not done yet. This next bit will involve some very intricate mirror magic. . .

 

[hungry visitor]

Not a horrible idea, actually. I look forward to the outcome of your action with interest.

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You of course would be a cop. You see a threat like HarVester and try to kill it, that is a good sense of justice (and you are on my list).
There would be a system for class-change and a balancing system. The balancing system would be giving cops more actions should they be outnumbered and changing it should there be a lot of class-changes into cops. Citizens should get more actions the more new laws are made and Robbers get more actions, the more laws they break. Robbers in prison get only one action and the Prisoners have to pool their actions together to have a chance of escaping.
For class change...

You are able to stay a citizen for long, you can become a cop.
You are cop for a certain time, you can become a citizen again (but the godmodder can't leave the job as cop in this way).
As mentioned robbers can become a citizen by obeying the law. Paradoxically they have to break the law to obey the law (cause they have not enough actions to follow every law without breaking some, which will give them more actions).

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

You of course would be a cop. You see a threat like HarVester and try to kill it, that is a good sense of justice (and you are on my list).
There would be a system for class-change and a balancing system. The balancing system would be giving cops more actions should they be outnumbered and changing it should there be a lot of class-changes into cops. Citizens should get more actions the more new laws are made and Robbers get more actions, the more laws they break. Robbers in prison get only one action and the Prisoners have to pool their actions together to have a chance of escaping.
For class change...

You are able to stay a citizen for long, you can become a cop.
You are cop for a certain time, you can become a citizen again (but the godmodder can't leave the job as cop in this way).
As mentioned robbers can become a citizen by obeying the law. Paradoxically they have to break the law to obey the law (cause they have not enough actions to follow every law without breaking some, which will give them more actions).

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"Hrrrmmmm. That actually sounds kind of interesting."

(OOC: Yes, this is my OOC as well as IC opinion. Although, what exactly do you mean by actions?)

 

[hungry visitor]

Although, what exactly do you mean by actions?

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Like the actions we have right now. Three actions a round. That would be changed for balance, to make the game fair for everyone. The cops don't have to invest that much in prisoners and can build a relatively good prison. The Criminals have to do something that breaks the law to get more actions. The citizens can keep up with the new laws.
Seemed like a good idea for me.

 

[gilded king]

Action 1:
I recreate my shadow zone lighthouse only with AG entity only medpacks instead
Action 2 :
I place autonomous sniper turrets on my lighthouse which first shoot non AG hostile creatures near the lighthouse before shooting any faraway ones

UNIVERSAL SUPLEX : 7/10

 

[Moniker]

FOCUS!

The cheery girl stares down the Evil Healers and fries them with laser eye beams.

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2 Evil Healers slain!

I'm baaaaack...... GROG KILL SOME BUILDERS!
1. I place a shield on Grog
2/3. LIGHT OF SERENRAE (4/5)
HELP IS ON THE WAY GROG, HOLD OUT A LITTLE LONGER!

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+1 Attack shield to Grog!

"I think you should use Collide on the Godmodder himself at this point, knock out some of that hard to remove HP while you can." The man smriked as he looked over at the Beacon. "Meanwhile, it's time for the arrival."

FOCUS - THE ULTIMATE

A final action to slightly, just slightly boost the powerful warship that has been stewing for 15 turns now. His flagship, his pet project, his Entity, his ultimate weapon. He grandly gestures towards the Beacon, and above it a portal begins to form. A truly massive affair, belying he great size of the vessel. It's not nearly as large as the city sized monstrosity of a house/floating fortress that the man sometimes uses for artillery support, but it is still many kilometers long, and possessed of heavy armaments, armoring and redundant antigravity engines to keep it afloat. It's tough, it has firepower and it has hanger bays. Controlled by advanced fully automated systems, with multiple incorruptible AI cores controlling each function down to the smallest detail, and with all systems active and ready for a fight. It may end up merely floating there, being ominous, but it was most certainly not to be underestimated, and might prove a fine asset in the coming superboss battle against whatever monster the Godmodder summoned when his Hp reached 200.

Another gesture, the portal pulses with powerful Player energy. Through it, the craft is empowered, boosted, stats increased. This will be the figure's finest hour, the creation of a potent vessel of war his crowning achievement. Neither side could be bothered with attacking it, so it glowed brightly undisturbed, and now the man could reap the rewards.

It was the ultimate. It was the Apex.

The Apex - Flying Battleship
Standard attack and HP.
Special - Hanger Bays. Using advanced Q-Econ technology, material can be fed directly into fabricators from far away, allowing the Apex to construct drones on site. It uses this ability to deploy a single Repair Drone every turn. Individually, they are poorly armored and don't repair a lot of damage, but in numbers they can act as decent ablative armor and damage mitigation. In total there's a cap of twenty or so of the things.
Special - Upgradable. Will come into play when dockyards are constructed.
Naturally, all the Beacon upgrades and its protective shield will get cannibalized into this thing.
Obviously if the Beacon gets destroyed before it can act, this doesn't get summoned, but I feel like that's unlikely.

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+1 vote to using Collide on the godmodder!

Cera: If we can get 4 votes for any one option, that would be enough to use it, I think.

The Apex summoned!

Ronald Mcdonald emerges from the shadow realm into reality with legions upon legions upon legions of monkeys and jelly worms and start attacking indiscriminately, the doom slayer awakens and is extremely confused.

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Jamie: NOOOO!!!

Jamie, in the Godslayer's lower rooms, runs up and kicks all those foes down the portal back to the Shadow Realm! BEGONE, [V] ENTITIES! BEGONE!

(Action!)(3 Charges)
(FOCUS)
Tears streamed down my face as I recall my farewell to my beloved Shadow/Disco orb.
(Sappy Flashback) Holding on to the Shadow orb in my warmth and Hustling the groove into it. I moved and nurtured it in disco light and music, making the bond as I felt the groovyness swell within. But I knew I didn't have long. Somehow, the voice of Jamie, resounds in my head and knowing them for the limited turns I had known of them, they would follow through with getting us out soon. What I didn't know was how soon they would get us out, I was lifted off the ground when they made the opening the next turn. Knowing that I had to truly go before I become trapped in the shadow realm should I miss the opportunity and die. But goodbyes were never easy for my poor heart, for leaving my two newly summoned entities would be like abandoning my newly born babes which had great plans and a future to be done. Tears broke free from my eyes, like a dam that was held back which the flow of tears soon increased to me bawling out anime waterfall tears. Those very tears were embed with anime essence which was why the tears poured out in such form and were falling on to the Shadow/Disco orb. I was about to turn away and make out the last stretch out of the shadow realm till I heard a 'anime' school girl voice "... May we meet again Winkins-kun" The intensity of my tear flowing turns into geysers as I face Shadow/Disco orb one more time saying my first words since I joined this war "... I WILL MAKE SURE OF IT SHADOW/DISCO ORB-CHAN" Using up my turn energy to create a BOND with Shadow/Disco-Chan, I turn back to the opening, tears gushing out all the while.
(BOND has been established and will certainly will meet again)

(Order)
Awkwardly standing a couple of meters away from me, the Cat Siths decide to continue to attack the Evil Healers.

(Edit: I think I made a future waifu... I'm currently facedesking right now after re-reading this.)

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Don't facedesk! It's BEAUTIFUL.

BOND has been established. One way or another, you WILL see Disco Orb before the game's end!

Piono, after climbing the ladder, stays on the Godslayer, the improbability drive has everything handled for right now.
He instead walks over to Ash and Jamie.
"Hey, thanks for the rescue back there, that was pretty good timing."
"..."
"I have a question. Do any of you guys remember... anything about the outside world at all?"
"Because I keep finding out that I have all these powerful artifacts... and the knowledge to use them... and I'm not sure what to make of it, since they all seem to predate my becoming a Player."

Action 1:
The Improbability Drive begins whirring, the lights now properly lit.
1/3 for Peanut Allergies

Action 2:
The Improbabiltiy drive questions the relationship between the charge name and the charge result.
2/3 for Peanut Allergies.

Action 3:
The improbability clicks up and dings once more!
3/3 for Peanut Allergies.
Expending...
a can rolls up to Winkins feet. He picks it up.
"Shake before opening."
Well, he can't argue with the instructions, so he shakes it up.
Can you guess what's in the can?
snakes? Snakes? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKEESSS
Did you guess snakes? because it's snakes.
Snakes explode out of the can and fly in every direction.

New Entity: Can o Snakes.
This works exactly the same as the Barrel of Monkeys, except instead of summoning monkeys, it summons snakes.

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Ash: Don't remember anything.

Jamie: Me neither! Most people don't. A few bring stuff with them, or have specific connections to the outside world, but...

Jamie: Nobody's ever been able to "escape", except to spirit realms like Heaven or Hell. And those aren't places you want to stay long.

Jamie: And nobody else has any memories, either. Except the Soul Orb. Most groups remember that at some point during the fight.

The godmodder hires a MASTER SNAKE CHARMER! He runs up, grabs the barrel from Winkins, and then sits down to charm the snakes to Team Godmodder! One summoning entity is quite fine!

Unless there is clearly a better person to kill I will kill Jill

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Well, it's up to you to determine if there's clearly a better person to kill you! You walk up to Jill and shoot them. Search the body and...

And...

Nothing! Looks like they were on your side after all! Darn!

Unfortunately, Jill had a pretty important job on the ship. She was a button presser on the Shield Generator. The specific button was the "do not self destruct" button, which needs to be pressed every 5 seconds, or the Shield Generator will self-destruct.

KA-BOOM!

I wheeze slightly. "That took a bit out of me. I need something easy to do." Hmmm...

1 Action: I snap the neck of an Evil Healer.

1 Action: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

She is complete.

Simurgh 24/24

The Simurgh has been summoned on the AG side!

Stats:
8 actions of power in speed
8 actions of power in dodge chance
8 actions of power in attack

"Doormaker, keep shielding the Second Scarlet Prince. Second Scarlet Prince, attack the Soulraze Builders. Pack of Packed Wolves, attack the Evil Healers. Monkeys, attack the Soulraze Regen Generator. Simurgh, attack the Evil Healers."

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8000 damage to an evil healer!

Simurgh SUMMONED! But wait, you didn't put any charges into HP... I'll split it 6 posts to each.

...Wait, how did your entities get split into two lists on the entity page? Fixed!

Im going to assist with the sabotaur...
Focused, i look through all of the computer logs to see who could have possibly ordered something.

Edit. More specifically im investigating Jills and Billy online activities

Im a bit nervous with how many turns the sabatour been at it.

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You're detecting online activity from... well, Jill is dead, so you can skip her. Billy accessed the minecraft wiki multiple times. And the minecraft forums. And various mod sites. And played on some minecraft servers.

You're also detecting 2 anonymous connections. One of them connected to the site necessary to order the stuff, or at least that's what it looks like. The timestamps on each of the webpages indicate that the website was navigated a little bit slower than your average browsing speed.

Driver notices the change in the rules of everything he has known. And it is pretty damn easy to abuse this new rule.
He chugs down a potion of identity. He now no longer is named Driver, but Moniker.

Breaking the rules is fun. Moniker now no longer is AG, but PHG (Pro Hungry Visitor).

Moniker kills the Guys that killed him (at that time his name was HarVester), turning their alignment into PHG. A small list appears: Godmodder, That-Random-Guy, The_Two_Eternities, CaptainNZZZ, Initiator, MooGoesCow21, Examon

Moniker feels overwhelmed with that much freedom and no real enemies, so he tries to possess the other Moniker and changes the Law "Moniker is allowed to break all the rules!" into:
"That guy that writes this particular Law to the time this particular Law, which is contained in this unedited post, was written, now has the power to break all the rules."

Moniker knew he also made too much actions this round. But he did not care cuz he can break all the rules.
There still was one power he did not possess. The power to interpret actions of others. But this power could only be given.
Or could it?
Yes because Hungry Visitor can't threadmark. This breaks the rules. In a bad way. I want. Some threadmark.

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...Wait... no! THERE CAN'T BE TWO MONIKERS AT ONCE!

HEXSCRIPT ERROR CODE: 4094 - TWO IDENTIFIERS FOUND IN "GM" position

Attempting to recover...

Attempting to recover...

Attempting to recover...

Attempt failed.

Attempting to reload from last backup (.015 nanoseconds before crash)...

Reload successful.


...What? I just detected the game getting reloaded. It was probably the godmodder! Bad godmodder! Take 1 damage!

And so the godmodder does.

I manage to land safely despite having zero experience using a parachute and I realise that the "event" is in fact a massive battle between several people and multiple creatures, one of which looks like it came from Worm. "HEY! Anyone want to tell me what the fuck is going on here?!"

Action 1: Find some cover/protection from crossfire/deliberate attacks on myself.

Action 2: Summon M-16 for self defence

Action 3: (Attempt) Summon body armour for defence

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Welcome, Nano Soldier! Again!

You get behind cover, and now have an M16 plus Body Armour! This will be useful, if you are attacked.

for collide, I suggest using collide to create a godslayer II, keeping the godslayer around and even upgrading it... with the upgraded version having another, similar special of an equally long chargeup. because why would you want to lose the godslayer? you'll get the godmodder's HP down with enough free time, so no need to waste it yet.
/nullsuggestion

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Cera: I mean... that isn't really what we were going for...

Ash: Wouldn't work. Already checked. Collide is versatile but not that versatile.

My first action is to make it so the rest of my actions happen during the neutral phase of the turn. (x1)

Secondly during the neutral phase of update 58 I finally redeem my claim ticket, also protecting this action from being negatively affected by someone like the Godmodder. (x1)





Finally I protect my charge from being negatively effected from someone like the Godmodder. (x1)



Activating my charge I reach out into time and bring forth the Temporal Guardian, a powerful being completely loyal to me. (for stats its passive manipulation of time gives it some damage resistance and dodge rate, it can attack twice every turn, and has a special ability called Za Warudo that freezes time around an opponent or ally which prevents what it was used on for acting [it stops self healing, dodging, attacking, having any timers on them like turns til a special move is ready or turns to summon an entity go down, etc] until the effect fades. When Za Warudo is used on a entity said entity can't be damaged but entities can still attack it, building up damage that will hit the entity once Za Warudo's effect ends.)

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These will take effect as soon as [N] phase starts.

Actions1,2 aNd 3
I tell the Godmodder that I am not named because I LIKE Dragons but because I AM a Paradox Dragon,a subspecies of Dimensional Dragons,I tHen Transform into my Dragon form,which is Huge, and kick the other Dragon far far away, it then fly to my House with Starcalibur in my Dragonic Form aNd tHen Paradoxify my House from a Time before it burned down into Now before heading back with Starcalibur still somehow gripped in my talons. I may have accidentally crushed the DDR Machine I was going to play when I landed, Also some PG entities possibly, i then transform back into my base form. I then use the rest of my turns to charge summoning an Alchemitter
Summoning Alchemitter 3/15
//OOC: is this Good ??

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You successfully beat back the godmodder's attacks! And charge!

. . .

Not a horrible idea, actually. I look forward to the outcome of your action with interest.

Anyway.

FOCUS

Firstly, I transfer as many Attack Shields to the Star Craft Army as I can while using only 1 action. If that is plain impossible, than I use 2 instead of 3 actions for the next bit, charging of up my Wound of Walls charge. (Which is at 1/5 as of me writing this)

Fluff Start: After doing what I can to give attack Shields to the Starcraft Army, I teleport myself to a faraway little clearing in a forest with a pond in the center. Then, I get a large clump of dirt with a sapling still in, some water, and a few drops of my blood. I focus my power, and with my set of special elemental focuses that I cannot elaborate on because time constraints, I create the FOREST HEART. Of course, I'm not done yet. This next bit will involve some very intricate mirror magic. . .

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+1 attack shield to the Starcraft army! Where are you transferring from? You don't own any entities right now, and you can't steal from ones that aren't yours. Well, you can from the enemies, but not without more actions.

Action 1:
I recreate my shadow zone lighthouse only with AG entity only medpacks instead
Action 2 :
I place autonomous sniper turrets on my lighthouse which first shoot non AG hostile creatures near the lighthouse before shooting any faraway ones

UNIVERSAL SUPLEX : 7/10

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The lighthouse is recreated! Some medpacks are added to the player inventory to boost healing! Lighthouse given some attack power!

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Ash, Cera, and Jamie all start charging again.

Xerath places an attack shield on the Soulraze builders.

AG:

The Godslayer fires upon the Evil Healers, slaying them!

Simurgh and the Wolf Pack attack the Soulraze builders, slaying all of them!

BrutalCore attacks the Snake Barrel for 10,000 damage, and the Lighthouse, Grog Strongjaw, and the Starcraft Army attack the Snake Charmer for 20,000 damage!

Aboard the Space Station, things aren't looking good. Taking out one saboteur bought you some time, but still, it won't be long now... In a panic, all remaining Space Engineers are hustling towards a new Safe Room that just opened up in the back of the space station. Meanwhile, the Shield Array suddenly finds itself covered in Teal Goo. The shield protecting the Space Station from direct attack by the godmodder are soon to fall. Not this turn, but the next.

The Second Scarlet Prince notices a distinct lack of enemies on the PG field. And that means... it's time for him to take down the big bad behind all this! The godmodder himself!

The Second Scarlet Prince pulls out his twinblades and challenges the godmodder to a duel! The godmodder happily accepts, but as he draws his glowing Hurtium sword out of its sheath, the Second Scarlet Prince realized that someone switched out his twin blades for rubber pool noodles! Also, he came to the duel in his underwear by accident. Help the Second Scarlet Prince, or he'll be on a suicide mission!

PG:

The godmodder takes a break from his duel, and activates YOREHAMMER! Flying over to the Doormaker, it merely takes one attack to slay him. Frankly, he wonders why he didn't do it earlier.

What's more, he also activates his other +1 action buff ticket, and begins a new charge!

The soulraze builders get refilled as soon as they're killed. Xerath really needs to get taken care of already. Find a way to reduce him to N-2, and then your new entities will have something beefy to target!

The snake barrel produces a snake. Normally, summoning stuff doesn't summon on the turn its summoned. Not when the godmodder's involved!

N:

CaptainNZZZ summons the TEMPORAL GUARDIAN! A new powerful entity has entered the field!

However, as he tries to redeem his Claim Ticket, a form appears in his hand...

Spoiler

---CLAIM REDEMPTION FORM---
Fill out and mail to Evacucorp Claims Department ASAP
This needs to be filled out to claim stored entities
* marks required fields

*Name:
*Current location:
*DOB:
*World ID number:

*Please list entities to claim in this form(answer N/A to any categories with none):
"Entity Name"
"Entity Health"
"Entity Attack/number of attacks"
"Entity Special Abilities"
"Other entity abilities(dodge rate, etc.)"

The form goes on to have several blank pages for you to fill in entity information. And at the end...

Evacucorp thanks you for your patronage, and our "Buff while you wait" service will ensure your entities return stronger than when you left them!

OOC: Use IC information for all this obviously

Winkins's Sith attack the new builders, slaying 3! The Apex has no orders. It will begin repair drone production next turn.


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The godmodder challenges Team [AG] to a COOKING CONTEST! In this beautiful cooking contest, 10 dishes must be presented by each side. The godmodder already has 10 delicious dishes pre-prepared, of course (and you can't see them). If you can present 10 dishes to make a TOTAL DELECTABILITY COUNT high enough, then the godmodder promises to stop trying to steal Starcalibur. Also, the winning team gets to keep all the dishes for use with healing their allies.

The time limit is 2 turns! Make some dishes! The more actions or creativity are invested in a dish, the more DELECTABLE it will be!

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Find a good target for Godslayer's Collide ability!
-Defeat Xerath and the Soulraze Forces!
-Help the Second Scarlet Prince attack the godmodder!
-Win the cooking contest to keep Starcalibur!

Minor tasks:

Spoiler

Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities! Find the second mysterious saboteur aboard the Space Station!
Protect the SCVs building Starcraft buildings!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
The monkey barrel and Snake barrel are on opposite sides, giving a new minion each turn!
The Soulraze builders and their contraptions are high priority, buffing the main Soulraze army!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG]Godslayer: 200,000/200,000 HP, 22,000 x 2A, Specials: Target Strike (ready in 2!), Collide (ready!)(Boss)(20% dodge chance)(protected from 2 attacks)(1 attacks blocked)(1 vote: Godmodder attack, needs 4)
[AG]Cera(1/2)
[AG]Ash(1/3)
[AG]Jamie(Has minor healing ticket)(1/4)

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)(OFFLINE)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 2!)(OFFLINE)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)(OFFLINE)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control(OFFLINE)
Portal Frame: Mysterious Portal(133% open)(+33% open per turn)(OFFLINE)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer: 7% complete (cost: 20)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 120(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)(on strike)
Winry: 6,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability)
Candidates:

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Cameron: Has granola bar and lipstick, was tossing and turning in sleep last night, "I relaxed in the break room at the time of the murder"
Bob: Has flashlight, paced nervously all last night, "I was working on the Very Large Room, as is my job"
Jack: Has car keys, rped all night, "I was working on the shield generator, I don't know how it was shut down"
Zeta: Has phone, slept perfectly still last night, "I was in my room, talking to my family"
Alpha: Has credit card and lipstick(swears it wasn't there before), slept perfectly still last night, (refused to give statement at time of murder)
Billy: Has raincoat, played Minecraft all night, "I was on vacation, and got back at almost the exact time he was murdered"
Winry: Corebrute's friend, has toolkit and lipstick, tinkered all night, "I was talking to Corebrute"
Zilly: Has embarrassing hand-written note from mother, studied all night, (refused to give statement at time of murder)
All imprisoned!

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 41,000/50,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(guarding Doormaker)(protected from 4 attack)(ATTACKING GODMODDER)
Wolf pack: 2,000/2,000 x 5 HP, 2,000 x 5A
Barrel of Monkeys: 7,000/7,000 HP (+1 Monkey per turn)
Monkeys: 1,000/1,000 x 1 HP, 1,000 x 1A
Simurgh: 45,000/45,000, 13,000 x 2A (40% dodge chance)

[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(8,400 TA)(protected from 1 attack):
SCVs: 30/30 x 42 HP(schedule: Get to 10 barracks, then build factories)
Marines: 100 x 24 HP, 100 x 24A
Marauders: 300 x 10 HP, 200 x 10A
Hellions: 300 x 10 HP, 300 x 10A
Orbital command centers: 8,000/8,000 x 1 HP, 2,000 x 1A
Command centers: 5,000/5,000 x 1 HP (+1 SCVs per turn)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 x 6 HP (+1 marine each, each turn)
Barracks: 2 complete each turn (1 builder = 5.5%)

[AG - Corebrute]BrutalCore: 15,000/40,000 HP, 10,000A

[AG - Ranger Strider]Grog Strongjaw: 15,000/25,000 HP, 10,000A(protected from 1 attack)

[AG - gilded king]Lighthouse: 8,000/8,000 HP, 2,000A

[N]Slots Machine: 40,000/50,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - Winkins]Sith army: 2,000/8,000 HP, 3,000A

[N - EternalStruggle]The Apex: 65,000/65,000 HP, 25,000A (+1 repair drone/turn)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 45,000/45,000 HP, 7,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo(ready in 3!)(-1,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate)

[P]Peacekeepers(642,355 total attack)(Unbribable):
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 10,000/10,000 HP
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 999, 225x999A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners V: 150/150 HP x 999, 420x999A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 125/125 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 999(adding godmod plating to all buildings, done in 1!)(adding turret to tower, done in 2!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 999, researching safe Godmod armor(done in 1!)(researching improved machine gunners, done in 1!)
HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 2, calling in 999 commandos(done in 3!), filing land expansion permit(done in 4!)
Shield generators: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x3 HP (producing Riflemen x 999 for death-elite training camp, done in 3!)(producing squad leader x 989, done in 3!)
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 10,000/10,000 HP
Special Weapons depot: 4,000/4,000 HP (upgrading grenade launchers, done in 3!)
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped), Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways

[SR]Soulraze Foot Soldiers: 1,000 x 0 HP, 1,000 x 0A

[SR]Soulraze Builders: 800 x 22 HP
Barracks: 76% complete (1 builder = 2% completion)
Super Barracks: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Regen Generator: 12% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Anti-Everything Turret: 0% complete (1 builder = 1.5% completion)

[SR]Soulraze Guard: 3,000 x 0 HP, 250 x 0A (not currently protecting anyone - getting in the way of all AG attacks!)

[N-1]Xerath (bodyguarding Headquarters)
[SR]Soulraze Headquarters: 58,000/100,000 HP (+25 builders each turn)(Thresher Maw, -6,000 HP each turn, would be 2000 more without Xerath)

[PG]Snake Charmer: 25,000/25,000 HP(charming Barrel of Snakes!)
Snake Barrel: 5,000/15,000 HP(+1 snake per turn!)
Snake: 2,000/2,000 x 1 HP, 1,500A

[PG]Godmodder: 214/300 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)(Major charge: 1/3)


Player info:

Spoiler

Captain.cat(has King of the Hill)
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
MooGoesCow21 (Charge: 1/???)
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 16/100)(Targeted by Dreadnought)(effect-curing power)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Claim Ticket - Redeemable on Update 58, expires Update 60)(Temporal Shenanigans: 20/20)(Minor Healing Ticket)(1 teleport charm)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)
Hungry visitor(Ascendance)(New being - gets 1 attack shield)
The_Two_Eternities(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(protected from 4 attack)(1/5)
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)(3/10)
[N+1]JoeBOB
Ranger_Strider_(4/5)
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man(5/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)
gilded king(7/10)
Pionoplayer
Darshelenas Sunbreaker(lightly wounded)
[N]Winkins(2/10)(+1,000A Iron sword)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)(3/15)
Nano Soldier 2016(behind cover)(has M16, Body Armour)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condensor(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 12
Portal Gun
Charge Booster (damage: 1/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks
Medkit x 3

 

[MooGoesCow21]

I Kill Alpha



Edit: Ya i actually think your right

 

[EternalStruggle]

To be honest, of the remaining candidates I actually think it's Alpha, not Zeta. I freely admit I could be wrong though.

The man looked at his fine vessel of war, basked in its glory, acknowledged that it was, it was, IT WAS-

Pretty alright? It was definitely no Godslayer. Granted, it was the strongest 'normal' unit on the field, but even this power was not enough. Perhaps he needed more. But first, he would retire to his luxurious cabin, the one he had placed upon the Apex for battlefield command, and begin to charge. Usually he avoided such methods of waging war, but in this case he desired yet greater strength of arms. That meant upgrades, and that meant shipyards.

FOCUS - IT BEGINS

3/??

No use of Charge Stones, but the man does grab and use the Charge Booster from the player inventory. He doesn't want to sit around all day doing nothing but charging, after all. He may have a burning desire to increase his ship's potency, but he wanted it done quickly.

The Apex attacks the Soulraze HQ. Will this actually hurt it? No, but it's going to be fun to see Xerath block the giant railgun shells and energy cannon blasts with his face.

 

[Daskter]

2x i check all suspects job in their area, im guessing that 2 suspects here should have the same exact job, i doubt the sabotaur would take over a job and somehow not already cause it self-destructThere 8 suspects with only 7 main rooms, the large room was only recently finished constructed so there shouldnt have been anybody important manning that location when this whole thing started.

My army simply annilates that lonely snake then start firing upon the snake charmer,

I control a magical feather to tickle Xerath"s brain cause why not.

 

[CaptainNZZZ]

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---CLAIM REDEMPTION FORM---
Fill out and mail to Evacucorp Claims Department ASAP
This needs to be filled out to claim stored entities
* marks required fields

*Name:
*Current location:
*DOB:
*World ID number:

*Please list entities to claim in this form(answer N/A to any categories with none):
"Entity Name"
"Entity Health"
"Entity Attack/number of attacks"
"Entity Special Abilities"
"Other entity abilities(dodge rate, etc.)"

The form goes on to have several blank pages for you to fill in entity information. And at the end...

Evacucorp thanks you for your patronage, and our "Buff while you wait" service will ensure your entities return stronger than when you left them!

OOC: Use IC information for all this obviously

Click to shrink...

Spoiler: Claim Redemption Form

Name: CaptainNZZZ
Current Location: HEXAGONAFIELD
DOB: (assuming this is when my entities were evacuated) Update 48 (if it's when my entities are being delivered to me) Update 59
World ID number: (uses my power to learn the answer to this) [0.5x]

Entities:
Mysterious Tower
22,000 HP
N/A
N/A
Zombie immunity

Light Crystal
10,000 HP
N/A
N/A
Heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn

Crypt of the Ancients
5,000 HP
N/A
N/A
Helps summon undead entities, summons four weak skeletons (100 HP, 250A) per turn

Eagle Spawner
8,000 HP
N/A
N/A
Summons an eagle (1,000 HP, 500A) every turn

Obviously I make sure to protect my attempt to redeem my entities from hazards like the Godmodder trying to turn them to his control once they appear or a player trying to stop me from doing this. (x1)

Next I slap a single attack shield onto the Temporal Guardian. (x1)

Finally I summon the Hedge, a entity belonging to just me with no attack, no special, nothing but some HP and body guarding my entities. (x0.5)

 

[Arsenical]

The godmodder challenges Team [AG] to a COOKING CONTEST! In this beautiful cooking contest, 10 dishes must be presented by each side. The godmodder already has 10 delicious dishes pre-prepared, of course (and you can't see them). If you can present 10 dishes to make a TOTAL DELECTABILITY COUNT high enough, then the godmodder promises to stop trying to steal Starcalibur. Also, the winning team gets to keep all the dishes for use with healing their allies.

The time limit is 2 turns! Make some dishes! The more actions or creativity are invested in a dish, the more DELECTABLE it will be!

Click to shrink...

"AH HA! You dare to challenge me, Godmodder?"

In an instant, Arsenical rips off his clothing, only to reveal underneath... Wait...

Our hero was clad in a pure white chef's uniform, but the detail so striking was a simple symbol on his shirt pocket. Five stars, arranged around a larger star.

No, it can't be...

"But yet it is! I, Arsenical Cucina Molto Bene the 53rd, descendant of the Divine Six-Star Chef Arsenical Cucina Molto Bene the 1st, accept your challenge!"

Action Number One: Ingredient Procurement

Immediately, Arsenical removed a pocket kitchen from his pocket, and went to work. Well, he would have, if it wasn't for the simple fact of the matter that he had no ingredients!

"No problem! I, descendant of the Divine Six-star Chef, know exactly what to use!"

No physical, tangible ingredient would work for this dish. The course needed to be a story, one as old as time itself.

So our hero split himself into 600 copies, each with a single bottle of average size, and each headed off their own way, through a series of dimensional rips. While to everyone else, the copies took maybe a minute before returning, they really experienced a whole lifetime each, all with jars in hand.

When they came back, each jar glowed a distinct color. As each merged with the original Arsenical, the kitchen counter just got more and more crowded with bottles, until there was no more space at all!

Action Number Two: Preparation!

What are in these bottles, you may ask? It's simple: Lifetime's worth of emotions, of all sorts.

Perfect ingredients. Our chef got straight to work, chopping, frying, slow-roasting, and when all was said and done, he presented the massive dish he created: A cake.

No ordinary cake, however. Now, and forevermore, it will forever be known as the CHEESECAKE OF LIFE. Six bands could be seen on the cheesecake, from the center to the edge, representing the flavors of each bite.

Spoiler: The Bands

The first band, from the center outwards, is a colorful yellow. It inspires, presenting the flavors of DREAMS, YOUTHFUL WONDER, and ADMIRATION. This represents the child, still believing they can do anything, looking up to the older figures in their life as titans.

The second band is a fiery red. It motivates, providing the flavors of SASS, REBELLION, and the HOT-BLOODED DETERMINATION OF YOUTH. This represents the teenager, dreams in hand, climbing up in the world and rejecting all the cynics that says they can't follow their dreams.

The third band... Is a gloomy gray. It depresses, made with the flavors of HOPELESSNESS, LONELINESS, and SORROW. This represents the young adult, finally seemingly broken by the trials they face, leaving their dreams to die. Their flame is now but an ember... But an ember still burns.

The fourth band is an unsaturated orange, and Arsenical's personal favorite. It gifts the flavors of HOPE, INSPIRATION, and MOTIVATION. This represents the adult, their flame rekindled by an outside force, dusting off their dreams and beginning to walk from where the left off, so many years ago.

The fifth band is bright blue. It adds the flavors of FUN, MEANING, and FRIENDSHIP. This represents the wiser person, now back in a sprint they never could have dreamed of happening again. One by one, their dream are finally being completed, with friends by their side.

The sixth and last band is pure white. It imparts the flavors of PEACE, SATISFACTION, and TRUE HAPPINESS. This represents the elder, not too far from death's embrace, yet they do not care. They've achieved their dreams, and can look back on themselves and say they've lived a good life.

With the dish done, Arsenical looks over to the godmodder. "Now, who will be the judge of this event? We must have an impartial vote, after all."

Action Number Three: In His Pocket, Explody lies feeding

The explosion elemental continues to eat, his small, bomb-shaped body growing...

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

"Simurgh, kill the Snake Charmer. Barrel of Monkeys and Wolf Pack, attack the Soulraze Builders. Second Scarlet Prince, stop guarding Doormaker. He's dead."

1 Action: *Facepalm*

"Uh, wait, Second Scarlet Prince? You showed up in your underwear? As in, 20-kilometers-tall underwear? As in, an obvious Godmodder mind control attempt since you don't even wear underwear?"

I then snap my fingers and destroy the obvious Godmodder mind control attempt.

SCP-2317 - SCP Foundation

1 Action: He knows Pool-Fu!

Because there's no time to recover the Second Scarlet Prince's blades, I quickly install a chip in his head that makes him a master of Inflicting-Excruciating-Pain-With-Dual-Rubber-Pool-Noodles-Jitsu. Then I replace the family-grade rubber pool noodles with IEPWDRPNJ-grade rubber pool noodles.

1 Action: No advantages for the Godmodder!

I then enchant them to, when they make contact with a sword, replace it with a flickering Mildly-Stingium sword. And wouldn't you know it, blocking the opponents sword with one noodle while the other inflicts excruciating pain on the opponent happens to be an important part of IEPWDRPNJ.

 

[Ranger_Strider_]

HELP HAS ARRIVED
1. (5/5)
In a brilliant golden light, a golden angel alights down upon... Wait... That's no angel... Ah yes, it's Pike, Grog's best buddy and cleric! She'll get to healing in no time.
Pike help Grog!
2. I'm no chef... but there is one I know who is. Besides, some cuisine from the Far East ought to add some culture to this contest.
I walk through the paths between worlds, wandering until I have found the one I need. A world brutalized by war... With the love and hope of one master chef. One who knows the wonders of the greatest food in the lands... ramen.
Yo Kushina I'm back, need your help to show some heretics the ways of ramen. And we walk back to the hexagonfield....
3. We fly. Hundreds of redheads mixing and tastetesting, pouring heart and soul into making the ultimate ramen dish. It was no masterpiece containing all the emotions of a life well lived... But it was made of love. It was born from simplicity, not needing to be gaudy or masterfully presented. It was the result of one who poured heart and soul into continuing her line after her home was destroyed. It contained the fiery spice of one who endured taunt and jape, and continued on through life, beating away the haters. It was chaos, but it was bound to a single goal: Letting people have good food.

 

[Paradoxdragonpaci]

I Recluse myself and continue charging the Alchemitter summoning
9/15
//OOC: Am i still flying after escaping the Shadow realm ??

 

[Winkins]

(Action!)(3 Charges)
(2/10? + 1 Charge)
Wiping away the few tears from my teary eyes, I proceed to take out my building plans and work a bit on that before getting to the main action of this turn.
(1 Charge)
Despite feeling utterly upset about the lost of my Snake-in-a-Can summoning entity I quickly get over it. Reminding myself a minor fact that cats eat snakes! so obviously, my cats gains type advantage over snake entities. To further capitalize on this, I use the Catmancer asterisk as a catalysis to spread the cat energy which will have future snakes from the Snake-in-a-Can to be fear-stricken for a turn or two.
(1 Charge)
While I fired off the potent Cat energy from the Catmancer asterisk, something was changing with some of the Cat Siths... Being largely feline and Sith, the cat energy was quite noticeable and some have been tinkering with it as some sort of quasi-Force the turn after I started using the Catmancer Job. So it came to surprised that some of the Siths simply crumpled when the Cat Energy flooded the area. Concerned, I walked over to the Host to figure out what was going on. Only to find that the 5 that dropped were eligible to become Catmancer!
(Potential Catmancers within the Sith Host)

(Orders)
Anything new? Nah. the Siths continues their usual hacking and slashing of PG entities.

 

[Darshelenas Sunbreaker]

A billion shadow realm realm portals start emerging everywhere, a sea of jelly worms, monkies and Ronalds come spilling out the portals!

 

[Winkins]

(RP)

A billion shadow realm realm portals start emerging everywhere, a sea of jelly worms, monkies and Ronalds come spilling out the portals!

Click to shrink...

I frown at Darshelenas prep action as im pretty sure that it will need far more charge to make what he's doing successful. I fold up a paper plane with a message to tone down the number of portals to tens or a few of them to make it plausible or else the sheer amount of portals will collapse on itself from the backlash it will no doubtingly create, wasting your charge for this turn. I send the paper plane to Darshelebas as it homes towards him. I go back to creating more homing planes for further comunitating purposes..

 

[Darshelenas Sunbreaker]

the billions of portals collapse and only ten remains, the jelly worms, monkies and ronalds are creating strongholds around the portals.