FOCUS!
Terry magics up some dart-shooting gatling guns, and gives them to the Barrel of Monkeys.
Terry magics up some dart-shooting gatling guns, and gives them to the Barrel of Monkeys.
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The Gifting system has received a major upgrade. Gifts are now Awards!
Defeat The Godmodder
- Thread starter Moniker
- Start date
MooGoesCow21
The Moo That Goes Cow
He/Him
I make a cake and inject it with the Essence of r/surreal memes for a dish
pionoplayer
The Destroyer
I offer up a vote for using Collide on the Godmodder.
"Only some people bring stuff with them?"
"I brought..."
"Like, an entire massive whopping pocket dimension of an inventory with me."
Action 1:
The improbability drive whistles and clicks, beginning a new charge.
1/3 for Magic Numbers
Action 2:
The improbability drive continues with its shrill whistling.
2/3 for Magic Numbers
Action 3:
The Improbability drive abruptly stops whistling and lets out a quiet ding.
3/3 for Magic Numbers
Expending...
There is a sparkle of magic on the field.
One two three four more makes seven.
Six is afraid of seven...
Because seven made nine disappear...
Yes, it's the Supreme Sorceror 7! The Masterful Mathematic Magician!
A doorway materializes and a number 7 wearing a tophat and a cape steps out of it, twirling a wand.
He tips his hat in the general direction of JOEbob's sidequest in deference to his distant master, and prepares to start doing stuff on the battlefield.
Magic Number 7: a completely standard entity in several senses of the phrase, most of the important ones. Regular stats, no special abilities, just sort of bland. Pretty lame for a magician if you ask me but oh well.
It follows JOEbobobob's commands if that wasn't clear.
"Only some people bring stuff with them?"
"I brought..."
"Like, an entire massive whopping pocket dimension of an inventory with me."
Action 1:
The improbability drive whistles and clicks, beginning a new charge.
1/3 for Magic Numbers
Action 2:
The improbability drive continues with its shrill whistling.
2/3 for Magic Numbers
Action 3:
The Improbability drive abruptly stops whistling and lets out a quiet ding.
3/3 for Magic Numbers
Expending...
There is a sparkle of magic on the field.
One two three four more makes seven.
Six is afraid of seven...
Because seven made nine disappear...
Yes, it's the Supreme Sorceror 7! The Masterful Mathematic Magician!
A doorway materializes and a number 7 wearing a tophat and a cape steps out of it, twirling a wand.
He tips his hat in the general direction of JOEbob's sidequest in deference to his distant master, and prepares to start doing stuff on the battlefield.
Magic Number 7: a completely standard entity in several senses of the phrase, most of the important ones. Regular stats, no special abilities, just sort of bland. Pretty lame for a magician if you ask me but oh well.
It follows JOEbobobob's commands if that wasn't clear.
orders for seven:
point out that seven is a lucky number from gamblers and cast a luck spell to improve my luck at the sidequest.
alternatively, magic up a shield for yourself.
point out that seven is a lucky number from gamblers and cast a luck spell to improve my luck at the sidequest.
alternatively, magic up a shield for yourself.
hungry visitor
(God/Greater)
Flux-System notices non-information that never existed.
You are currently inside a forced time-loop.
You are currently inside a forced time-loop.
Driver looks at the potion and then back to the system error. Forced loops were the stuff that was theorized to happen as soon you reached the 7. Souldimension per Soulmagic.
Everyone knows how to reach the 7. Dimension, but somehow nobody was a 7 dimensional Being or knew of one existing. They say the world hates higher Soulmagic and that is also the reason of the accelerated death of soulmages and the reason of death itself.
Oh wait. Is that a 7-dimensional being? <- [This never happened]
Flux-System notices non-information that never existed.
You are currently inside a forced time-loop.
Delta-Nothing has been detected, this is a random generated addition to non-information messages.
You are currently inside a forced time-loop.
Delta-Nothing has been detected, this is a random generated addition to non-information messages.
Driver looks at the potion and then back to the system error. Forced loops were the stuff that was theorized to happen as soon you reached the 7. Soul-dimension per Soulmagic.
Everyone knows how to reach the 7. Dimension, but somehow nobody was a 7 dimensional Being or knew of one existing. They say the world hates higher Soulmagic and that is also the reason of the accelerated death of soulmages and the reason of death itself.
Oh wait. Is that a-
Changed perspective: The truly ascended god
The world reset. What is this dude doing? He was a god right now, but suddenly changed back into one of the resetting mortals that were not important. Wait. He did the same thing again and again?! And time flowed by? Is this some kind of parallel time-loop that is subjective and ... wow. I have seen many things in my life, but this is pretty cruel.
He even got warned and drank the liquid right after that. What now? Seems this individual is truly dead. I can't intervene in anything because it would be reset right after that, but...
Oh. How pitiful he looks. sigh
The god leaves.
Back in real time
Flux-System notices non-information that never existed.
You are currently inside a forced time-loop.
Delta-Nothing-NOTHING has been detected, this is a random generated addition to non-information messages.
Driver looks at the potion and then back to the system error (What the hell is this delta stuff and how can I delete it?).Flux-System notices non-information that never existed.
You are currently inside a forced time-loop.
Delta-Nothing-NOTHING has been detected, this is a random generated addition to non-information messages.
Forced loops were the stuff that was theorized to happen as soon you reached the 7. Soul-dimension per Soulmagic.
Everyone knows how to reach the 7. Dimension, but somehow nobody was a 7 dimensional Being or knew of one existing. They say the world hates higher Soulmagic and that is also the reason of the accelerated death of soulmages and the reason of death itself.
Now should I chug this? Break the rules and stuff?
Wait what? This rule... is bullshit. Why would you want to say this like that? And what about all the other guys that are called moniker? What happens to those? And as soon I transformed into a Moniker wouldn't there be more than two monikers at once, which would be allowed?*Creates a lot of statues of himself that all are named Moniker (instantly)*
No longer two but much more and thus allowed. This is getting ridiculous. There must be at least unlimited monikers inside this universe... or they were all obliterated? All of them? Who did that?
What is next? No two persons alive at once and I look at that message and ask myself the definition of life... I will not let this happen again. No more forced loops. No more error messages. No more damn interventions.
*sips potion of identity*
Luck-Based Mission - IX
Fred: You're just... giving me money? But... why...
Star sees you walking up to him, with a lie-detector magic-memory-viewing partner, and an iron-clad plan to reveal his secrets. Before you can even get close enough to say anything and activate Somno's powers, he shakes his head and walks away. Rude. He immediately heads
It looks like you've eliminated any chance at an alliance. Not much point in sticking around now.
In answer to the final note: You're playing against mysterious masked House gamblers, not other "competing" gamblers, in all the games.
You're heading up... Eevee is too, though I didn't quote their post.
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Hurrying so as not to lose more money or have their spot taken, Fred, Star, and the mysterious gambler all board the elevator. All of the players and Somno run up to pay the fine as well. That's all 8 slots filled...
You all board the elevator. As the doors close, you see the other gamblers one last time, scrabbling helplessly as the intercoms announce that, as always, no consolation prizes will be awarded.
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One brief, uncomfortable elevator ride later...
You step onto the top floor of the mysterious casino. It's a large, windowless stadium-type room. There are four stages, each surrounded by ropes like you'd find in a wrestling ring. The intercom speaks again...
???: Contestants! This is it! Your last trial! Welcome...
???: To the TOURNAMENT ZONE!
???: Please look at the board at the top to see your respective matches...
Showing on the board:
? vs. ?
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----------- ?+? vs. ?+? -----------
/ / \ \
| | | |
M vs. B E vs. S St vs. M J vs. F
M=Mr Mirror Man
B=Brady
E=Eevee Shadow Bacon
S=Somno
St=Star
M=Mysterious Gambler
J=JOEbob
F=Fred
???: The setup is a bit different from your regular tournament arc! The first 4 rounds are standard 1v1s, happening simultaneously. When all finish, we'll enter a 2v2 team matchup with the remaining four, then finally, the surviving teammates will have to turn against each other in the final round!
???: Last one standing will claim the Infinityleaf Clover for themselves!
???: Good luck, participants!
All of you move to your rings.
Mr Mirror Man vs. Brady:
Mr Mirror Man steps into the ring. Facing him is Brady, the first person who made it into elevator.
Brady: I... I won big with a risky bet back there... You won't beat me! I have luck on my side!
Mr. Mirror Man:
Has $4,500,000
Brady:
Has $2,000,000
Eevee Shadow Bacon vs. Somno:
Eevee and Somno step into the ring. Somno doesn't exactly have a high Free Will score, and he's carrying $1,000,000 from JOEbob's account. Somno is a mere puppet, and can likely be remotely controlled by JOEbob. If JOEbob even wants to do that. Maybe it would be better to just let Somno be eliminated? This tournament will inevitably have you all fighting each other; how is this going to work out?
Eevee Shadow Bacon:
Has $6,000,000
[N - JOEbob]Somno: 35,000/35,000 HP (Lanternlight echo: 2 turn cooldown)(Seen through their eyes: 2 turn cooldown)(Cut through the lies: 1 turn cooldown)
Has $1,000,000
Star vs. Mysterious Gambler
The two opponents face each other.
Mysterious gambler: You. You're the chosen one, aren't you?
Star: ...
Mysterious gambler: I have trained rigorously for this moment. I WILL defeat you. The legendary weapon won't fall into their hands.
Star:
Has $5,300,000
Mysterious gambler:
Has $15,000,000
JOEbob vs. Fred:
JOEbob and Fred step into the ring. Fred looks more than a little nervous.
Fred: ...Okay, I'll own up.
Fred: I initially went into the deal intending to betray you as soon as we were pit against each other. I assumed you had the same in mind.
Fred: Instead, I ended up as a tag-along! And... you GAVE me money? I just don't understand.
Fred: What I'm trying to say is, I know I stand no chance. I don't want to fight you.
Fred: Maybe... we could work something out...?
JOEbob:
Has $1,900,000(possessing random gambler)
Fred:
Has $500,000
???: How the battle works is pretty simple! Launch your best attacks at your opponent, but instead of HP, they'll lose money! When they're out of money, you win!
???: Next turn, we'll unlock the Power-Up shop - containing opportunities to spend your money to gain advantages! Or alternatively, gamble with it to get more of it!
???: Good luck, fighters!
Hm.
if somno loses, he doesn't die, right?
"fred, you where right. someone chose Star to win. the mysterious gambler is trying to stop them. "
"as for fighting, I don't want to fight you either. I think I have an idea."
"HOLY!!"
holy word, a cleric spell. It should keep demons from sticking around within hearing range, and reduce general visibility outside it. I cast it from a scroll, in case you're wondering."
"it won't last long, though. only a few minutes."
"Well..."
"Baleful modifier(not)
Polymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:Other"
(yes I do still have quickened casting. that took about 1 round (8 seconds).)
A barrage of polymorph bolts shoot out from in front of me, pretty much scattershot. one of them hits a bat and turns it into a flee, and most of them go wild.
One, however, hits fred, turning him into a minion golem for the duration. another strikes somno, doing the same to him.
Eevee shadow bacon , Cast charm monster on him for a "totally" "luck" "based" "victory" that keeps him involved. as soon as both our matches are over, pretend to cast some portable hole effect, I'll make a portal at your location. drop him in it so I can have somno back.
"Fred. this is telepathic communication (all lighter colored text is). Charm moanster. I'm going to claim that I'm using you as a minion since if I had cast the spell, you'd be under my control for quite a while. if things get tough, it wasn't actually a baleful modifier so you can change back at will. follow me, keep helping me out, and once we win I'll share the prize or, if its only one item, repay you for the help."
"Oh look, the HOL -ey word is running out... well, I finished what I was doing with it."
"hm- [turns into a golem] click clack click clack."
[somno isn't a puppet (though he does help me whenever he can.). I'd have him express this in text, but he doesn't talk much in the source so.... also he transformed into a golem so.]
Eevee, sort of. I have an idea.
Now for my next action: interacting with a match I have no right to affect.
I turn towards the platform star and the mysterious gambler are duelling on and yell over to it (I'm assuming its pretty far away)
"HEY STAR!"
"I DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO PEOPLE TRYING TO MANIPULATE ME!"
"AND YOU SHOULD ALREADY REALISE THAT KNOWING YOU DON'T WANT ME TO KNOW WHY YOUR SUSPICIOUS MEANS I KNOW YOU'RE EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS THEN YOU EXPECT ME TO CONCLUDE YOU ARE... ASSUMING YOUR NOT AN IDIOT..."
"WE COULD HAVE WORKED TOGETHER YOU KNOW... IN A NON-MANIPULATIVE, MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL WAY..."
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TRY THAT? OH WAIT, ONE SEC..."
"RIGHT, THAT PROBABLY MEANS YOUR CAUSE IS MORALLY WRONG IN SOME WAY, OR THAT YOU FOR SOME REASON CAN'T ABIDE BY GETTING SLIGHTLY LESS THEN MAXIMUM."
"EVEN IF THE CAUSE IS MORALLY WRONG THOUGH, I MIGHT HAVE STILL GONE ALONG WITH IT IF YOU GAVE ME A GOOD REASON. IF YOU GO AND TELL ME "i'm evil" UP FRONT, I'D RESPECT THAT. BUT NOOOOOO, YOU HAD TO BE A MANIPULATIVE BUTTFACE. "
"SO IN SUMMERY, WE ARE NOW ENEMIES, WE DIDN'T HAVE TO BE, AND I HOLD MY GRUDGES UNTIL THEY ARE FULFILLED... "
"OH, WHY WAS I YELLING THIS AT YOU? WHATS THE POINT?"
"NOT TELLING!"
Simultaneously via telepathy:
"mysterious gambler man."
"I am planning to help you stop star. do you have a weapon on you?"
"Alright, next few times time I pause in my speech, I'm silently casting various temporary auguments on it.
[if he has no weapon]
["alright, here. this is a level 8 +9/ +8 augumented release blade, fully charged up with perception energy. I have deposited it, invisible, to the ground next to you."
"the energy radiating off it should temporarily grant you some of my powers, and if you're in a pinch, you can release the contained energy into a short range explosion of immense power."
"time to buff it some more...."]
"aright, lastly, I'm going to teleport you three scrolls of Stolen time. if you're in a pinch and don't think explosions will help, or if you want to finish off star but aren't fast enough, use these. they're powered by all the time I've been standing still on elevators- I temporally froze myself and stole the time I'd experience to power them. use them well."
"and hand star his ass on a silver platter, please. he's a douch."
if somno loses, he doesn't die, right?
"fred, you where right. someone chose Star to win. the mysterious gambler is trying to stop them. "
"as for fighting, I don't want to fight you either. I think I have an idea."
"HOLY!!"
holy word, a cleric spell. It should keep demons from sticking around within hearing range, and reduce general visibility outside it. I cast it from a scroll, in case you're wondering."
"it won't last long, though. only a few minutes."
"Well..."
"Baleful modifier(not)
Polymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:OtherPolymorph:Other"
(yes I do still have quickened casting. that took about 1 round (8 seconds).)
A barrage of polymorph bolts shoot out from in front of me, pretty much scattershot. one of them hits a bat and turns it into a flee, and most of them go wild.
One, however, hits fred, turning him into a minion golem for the duration. another strikes somno, doing the same to him.
Eevee shadow bacon , Cast charm monster on him for a "totally" "luck" "based" "victory" that keeps him involved. as soon as both our matches are over, pretend to cast some portable hole effect, I'll make a portal at your location. drop him in it so I can have somno back.
"Fred. this is telepathic communication (all lighter colored text is). Charm moanster. I'm going to claim that I'm using you as a minion since if I had cast the spell, you'd be under my control for quite a while. if things get tough, it wasn't actually a baleful modifier so you can change back at will. follow me, keep helping me out, and once we win I'll share the prize or, if its only one item, repay you for the help."
"Oh look, the HOL -ey word is running out... well, I finished what I was doing with it."
"hm- [turns into a golem] click clack click clack."
[somno isn't a puppet (though he does help me whenever he can.). I'd have him express this in text, but he doesn't talk much in the source so.... also he transformed into a golem so.]
Eevee, sort of. I have an idea.
Now for my next action: interacting with a match I have no right to affect.
I turn towards the platform star and the mysterious gambler are duelling on and yell over to it (I'm assuming its pretty far away)
"HEY STAR!"
"I DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO PEOPLE TRYING TO MANIPULATE ME!"
"AND YOU SHOULD ALREADY REALISE THAT KNOWING YOU DON'T WANT ME TO KNOW WHY YOUR SUSPICIOUS MEANS I KNOW YOU'RE EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS THEN YOU EXPECT ME TO CONCLUDE YOU ARE... ASSUMING YOUR NOT AN IDIOT..."
"WE COULD HAVE WORKED TOGETHER YOU KNOW... IN A NON-MANIPULATIVE, MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL WAY..."
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TRY THAT? OH WAIT, ONE SEC..."
"RIGHT, THAT PROBABLY MEANS YOUR CAUSE IS MORALLY WRONG IN SOME WAY, OR THAT YOU FOR SOME REASON CAN'T ABIDE BY GETTING SLIGHTLY LESS THEN MAXIMUM."
"EVEN IF THE CAUSE IS MORALLY WRONG THOUGH, I MIGHT HAVE STILL GONE ALONG WITH IT IF YOU GAVE ME A GOOD REASON. IF YOU GO AND TELL ME "i'm evil" UP FRONT, I'D RESPECT THAT. BUT NOOOOOO, YOU HAD TO BE A MANIPULATIVE BUTTFACE. "
"SO IN SUMMERY, WE ARE NOW ENEMIES, WE DIDN'T HAVE TO BE, AND I HOLD MY GRUDGES UNTIL THEY ARE FULFILLED... "
"OH, WHY WAS I YELLING THIS AT YOU? WHATS THE POINT?"
"NOT TELLING!"
Simultaneously via telepathy:
"mysterious gambler man."
"I am planning to help you stop star. do you have a weapon on you?"
"Alright, next few times time I pause in my speech, I'm silently casting various temporary auguments on it.
[if he has no weapon]
["alright, here. this is a level 8 +9/ +8 augumented release blade, fully charged up with perception energy. I have deposited it, invisible, to the ground next to you."
"the energy radiating off it should temporarily grant you some of my powers, and if you're in a pinch, you can release the contained energy into a short range explosion of immense power."
"time to buff it some more...."]
"aright, lastly, I'm going to teleport you three scrolls of Stolen time. if you're in a pinch and don't think explosions will help, or if you want to finish off star but aren't fast enough, use these. they're powered by all the time I've been standing still on elevators- I temporally froze myself and stole the time I'd experience to power them. use them well."
"and hand star his ass on a silver platter, please. he's a douch."
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Eevee shadow bacon
Your Choices Don't Matter
-Hey JOEbobobob can your puppet just forfeit?-
Nvm. I cast charm monster.
Nvm. I cast charm monster.
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hungry visitor
(God/Greater)
Just realized that I can post this after every attempt of attaining true freedom:
Edit: this is unbound by time and will be activated at any successful attempt
Breaking the rules is fun. Moniker now no longer is AG, but PHG (Pro Hungry Visitor).
Moniker kills the Guys that killed him (at that time his name was HarVester), turning their alignment into PHG. A small list appears: Godmodder, That-Random-Guy, The_Two_Eternities, CaptainNZZZ, Initiator, MooGoesCow21, Examon
Moniker feels overwhelmed with that much freedom and no real enemies, so he tries to possess the other Moniker and changes the Law "Moniker is allowed to break all the rules!" into:
"That guy that writes this particular Law to the time this particular Law, which is contained in this unedited spoiler, was written, now has the power to break all the rules."
Moniker knew he also made too much actions this round. But he did not care cuz he can break all the rules.
Moniker kills the Guys that killed him (at that time his name was HarVester), turning their alignment into PHG. A small list appears: Godmodder, That-Random-Guy, The_Two_Eternities, CaptainNZZZ, Initiator, MooGoesCow21, Examon
Moniker feels overwhelmed with that much freedom and no real enemies, so he tries to possess the other Moniker and changes the Law "Moniker is allowed to break all the rules!" into:
"That guy that writes this particular Law to the time this particular Law, which is contained in this unedited spoiler, was written, now has the power to break all the rules."
Moniker knew he also made too much actions this round. But he did not care cuz he can break all the rules.
Edit: this is unbound by time and will be activated at any successful attempt
FOCUS!
Maddison uses Russian Reversal on the Soulraze Footsoldiers so that she shoots them instead of them shooting her.
Maddison uses Russian Reversal on the Soulraze Footsoldiers so that she shoots them instead of them shooting her.
(RP)
Before the lass release her FOCUS I send direct notice that there isn't any SR Footsoldiers and caution her to use it on something more productive. Like maybe assisting one of the AG chefs?
I keep on look out for more people to re-direct their charges while folding more enchanted paper planes.
Before the lass release her FOCUS I send direct notice that there isn't any SR Footsoldiers and caution her to use it on something more productive. Like maybe assisting one of the AG chefs?
I keep on look out for more people to re-direct their charges while folding more enchanted paper planes.
My action last turn was me transferring these attack shields to the starcraft army.
FOCUS
For my first action, I iterate my 1/5 charge and iterate it to 2/7, because I've decided it needs to be large in scope.
For my second and third action, I use a combination of precognition, post cognition, farsight, 99 bottles of beer on a wall (for the distraction) and a fine sense of smell to elucidate the nature of the Godmodder's dishes, and possibly dose some with salt if the opportunity comes up.
If doing so only requires one action, I put my final action towards iterating my charge to 3/7.
hungry visitor
(God/Greater)
I myself never enjoyed cakes that tasted after steak with no vegetals. Sounds disgusting.
Update LIX
You walk up, and cut off Alpha's head! Everyone is shocked by your brutality! You know, murder first, question on your evidence later, isn't always the best philosophy! You're going all third-world government on these guys!
In any case, it turns out that Alpha... is NOT the Saboteur! He had a very important job! Turns out, the Space Station's Antimatter Generator is basically the Fukushima meltdown disaster, and Alpha was the one dumping water to keep the thing from melting down all this time! Within seconds of his death, the Antimatter Generator fuses into a giant hunk of REALLY HOT metal! It's useless now!
CHARGE BOOSTER ROLL: 11/19 It works fine.
The Apex will do as you say!
You check every suspect's job. Their jobs show up on the list.
Xerath: Hee hee... hah hah... OH NO A SEIZURE!!
He falls over, clutching his head, using his Player Powers to immunize his brain from further feather assault. Ow!
You submit the Claim Redemption Form! Immediately, a new form appears in your hands. This one looks simpler, thankfully.
PROCESSING SELECTION FORM:
Client name: CaptainNZZZ
World ID Number: 02138520
Dear client CaptainNZZZ, please select one of the two processing options to have your entities returned to you:
Standard Processing:
Your claim will be processed within 2 updates, ensuring we have time to fully auto-buff your entities and make them have higher stats when they return.
Expedited Processing:
Your claim will be processed within 1 updates, however, your entities may not turn out as strong as they would have with Standard Processing.
WARNING: One of these options leads to a Sidequest.
World ID Number: 02138520
Dear client CaptainNZZZ, please select one of the two processing options to have your entities returned to you:
Standard Processing:
Your claim will be processed within 2 updates, ensuring we have time to fully auto-buff your entities and make them have higher stats when they return.
Expedited Processing:
Your claim will be processed within 1 updates, however, your entities may not turn out as strong as they would have with Standard Processing.
WARNING: One of these options leads to a Sidequest.
Which one do you want? Check the box...
+1 attack shield to Temporal Shenanigans! The Hedge is summoned! ...It's REALLY weak.
You put all your effort into making the BEST FOOD. Impartial judges are only necessary when the BEST FOOD'S power can't be quantified numerically! And your DELECTABILITY RATING is an incredible 210, or DIVINE. A dish worthy of competing with the godmodder! It goes into Slot 1: HP.
The Scarlet Prince is now SIGNIFICANTLY better equipped for battle!
Pike summoned! She's assisting Grog!
You create LOVE RAMEN! It has a DELECTABILITY RATING of 90: Adequate! It goes in Slot 2: HP!
Charging! And yes, you still retain the Power of Flight until you expend it for something.
You've held onto Starcalibur for 2 turns now! You should probably hand it off sooner rather than later!
Your sith have gained several buffs! Including: x2 damage against Snakes, and, a catmancer Sith leader has appeared!
You have risen to N+1! AG entities won't attack yours, even if ordered!
Shadow realm portals opened! Jelly worm, monkey, and Ronald armies added!
Your alignment has fallen to N-1! Reason: Unauthorized summoning of [V] entities!
Barrel of Monkeys attack increased!
You make the REALLY WEIRD CAKE! Delectability: 50: Kinda gross! Makes sense, considering what it's made out of... It goes in Slot #3: HP!
Jamie: Hmm... maybe whoever you were before this, if we were ANYTHING, pre-prepared that stuff for you? You never know...
Magic number 7 has appeared, under JOEbob's control! They have joined as JOEbob's assistant in the sidequest, and can act next sidequestdop!
N-no! So... many... Monikers... I have no... choice...
(Takes effect at end of turn!)
Loop begun...
This happens to the Soulraze builders instead! Somehow, despite them not having guns! They all die!
You transfer all your attack shields to the Starcraft army! (Whoops, forgot you had all those.)
Using one action, you manage to get a whiff of the godmodder's future feast... Mph! Good! Your current Delectability rating is 350, and right now, the godmodder's spread would probably blow that out of the water completely!
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Cera finishes his charge! It is CERABOT. It walks up to Xerath and begins playing a pre-recorded message, in Cera's voice...
Cerabot: Sorry, Xerath! Gotta do what you gotta do! Sorry, Xerath! Gotta do what you gotta do! Sorry, Xerath! Gotta do what you gotta do!
Your other 2 allies continue their own charges!
Xerath looks at Cerabot... The expression on his face is... ruinous... He runs up to CaptainNZZZ's Temporal Guardian, smashing the Hedge protecting it and the attack shield as well!
V:
The newly spawned portals are newly spawned, and don't summon anything yet!
Ronald Mcdonald charges the Lighthouse, toppling it to the ground in a wave of Happy Meals!
The Monkeys and Gummy worms all swarm Brutalcore! With his owner, Corebrute, gone for so long, he can't resist, and is slain! Or forced to retreat! Nobody but Corebrute really saw quite what happened! In any case, the listing in the Eternity Stasis Machine is only of a copy of him.
AG:
The Second Scarlet Prince, feeling highly confident, engages the Godmodder in POOL NOODLE DUEL! Using the good old "pool noodles as surprisingly effective wet whip" technique, he deals 1 damage to the godmodder! But the godmodder gets a surprise hit, dealing 20,000 damage right back! The godmodder smirks and backs away. A worthy opponent.
YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Unfortunately, you won't have all the legendary weapons again.
Simurgh attacks the stronghold, nearly destroying it (26,000 damage)! The wolf pack and monkey go for Ronald McDonald, dealing 11,500 damage!
The Godslayer fires upon the Snake charmer, one hit breaking the Attack Blocker, which it somehow bypassed last turn for unknown reasons! The next hit deals 22,000 damage!
Grog Strongjaw is healed by Pike for 10,000 HP, and he follows up by attacking the Void Monkey army, slaying 5 of the stupid critters!
Aboard the Space Station, the 60 Space engineers are all crowded into the small bunker room. They stare at the door... maybe crowding together like this was a bad idea. Maybe they should all leave. One of them opens the door... and sees nothing but the HEXAGONAFIELD far, far below. And getting closer very, very quickly. As soon as they entered the bunker, it detached! It falls alllllllll the way down to the HEXAGONAFIELD, exploding, and taking every last remaining Space engineer with it! Your only remaining personnel are your candidates, and Lament.
The shields around the Space Station come down. The godmodder can get to it now, if he chooses.
PG:
The godmodder is ALMOST DONE charging his newest and coolest thing...
The Soulraze builders get 25 more of themselves! The singular snake bites the Catmancer for 1,500 damage! And a new one appears!
Looking at the cooking contest, the godmodder shakes his head. Crushing you won't even be fun like this. He extends the contest time limit by 1 turn. At least that way, when he wins, he can hopefully net some more dishes for himself!
N:
The Apex fires at Xerath's face! He's had a bad day, with Cerabot, and a seizure... taking all the hits to the face doesn't hurt him, but he's seriously feeling attacked right now. A lot of pressure. Wow.
The Cait Sith charge at the Snake Barrel and overturn it! It is destroyed!
Temporal Guardian has no orders.
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Hungry Visitor successfully chugs one POTION OF IDENTITY, and becomes MONIKER! The "go until success loop" succeeds and terminates! He promptly instantly slays CaptainNZZZ, That_Random_Guy, and The_Two_Eternities! They respawn, and now must play the game as PRO-HUNGRY VISITOR PLAYERS!
HOWEVER. You might be thinking, "wasn't MooGoestheCow on the list too?" MooGoestheCow responds by activating his SPECIAL ACTION, using his third action this turn, which he PMed to me in the utmost of secrecy! He also consumed a potion of identity, and becomes... HUNGRY VISITOR! Since the actual Hungry Visitor turned into Moniker, that means that he is NOT leading the [PHG] faction - MooGoesTheCow, I mean Hungry Visitor is! Since MooGoestheCow(who is Hungry Visitor) is [AG], the [PHG] faction is promptly subsumed back into the [AG] faction! And since Hungry Visitor is so nice, they release the [N] players back to the [N] faction, allowing them to frolic happy and free! ...So, basically, no real change.
I, meanwhile, have also drunk a Potion of Identity, and have become MOOGOESTHECOW! Now, even with my new name, I still have control over the HEXAGONAFIELD! So, I change the rules again: Now, nobody except Monik- no, nobody except MooGoesT- no, nobody except the game's current standing quest master , doing the game updates- who is at this moment me, MooGoesTheCow, can use any sort of name-changing identity changing thing. Also, Moniker can no longer break all the rules.
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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Find a good target for Godslayer's Collide ability!
-Defeat Xerath and the Soulraze Forces!
-Win the cooking contest to keep Starcalibur!
Minor tasks:
Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities! Find the second mysterious saboteur aboard the Space Station!
Protect the SCVs building Starcraft buildings!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
The monkey barrel gives a new minion each turn!
The Soulraze builders and their contraptions are high priority, buffing the main Soulraze army!
Pike is healing friendly entities!
Close the shadow portals! They're spawning [V] entities!
Cerabot is annoying Xerath! Maybe help it out?
Protect the SCVs building Starcraft buildings!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
The monkey barrel gives a new minion each turn!
The Soulraze builders and their contraptions are high priority, buffing the main Soulraze army!
Pike is healing friendly entities!
Close the shadow portals! They're spawning [V] entities!
Cerabot is annoying Xerath! Maybe help it out?
THE HEXAGONAFIELD:
COOKING CONTEST:
Player dishes:
1/HP: Cheesecake of Life: 210 Delectability!
2/HP: Love Ramen: 90 Delectability!
3/HP: Weird Cake: 50 delectability!
4/A: N/A
5/A: N/A
6/Dodge Rate: N/A
7/Regen: N/A
8/Special: N/A
9/Special: N/A
10/Damage Resistance: N/A
Total delectability: 350
Complete in 2 turns!
[AG]Godslayer: 200,000/200,000 HP, 22,000 x 2A, Specials: Target Strike (ready in 1!), Collide (ready!)(Boss)(20% dodge chance)(protected from 2 attacks)(2 votes: Godmodder attack, needs 4)
[AG]Cera
[AG]Ash(2/3)
[AG]Jamie(Has minor healing ticket)(2/4)
[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)(OFFLINE)
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 2!)(OFFLINE)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)(OFFLINE)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control(OFFLINE)
Portal Frame: Mysterious Portal(133% open)(+33% open per turn)(OFFLINE)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer: 7% complete (cost: 20)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 60(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)(on strike)
Winry: 6,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability)
Candidates:
Cameron: Has granola bar and lipstick, was tossing and turning in sleep last night, "I relaxed in the break room at the time of the murder", Job: Super Laser Worker
Bob: Has flashlight, paced nervously all last night, "I was working on the Very Large Room, as is my job", Job: Shield Array Intern
Jack: Has car keys, rped all night, "I was working on the shield generator, I don't know how it was shut down", Job: Portal Frame Safety Clerk
Zeta: Has phone, slept perfectly still last night, "I was in my room, talking to my family", Job: Large Room Janitorial staff
Billy: Has raincoat, played Minecraft all night, "I was on vacation, and got back at almost the exact time he was murdered", Job: Anti-Mind Control Beacon Manager
Winry: Corebrute's friend, has toolkit and lipstick, tinkered all night, "I was talking to Corebrute", Job: misc. / Under Player command
Zilly: Has embarrassing hand-written note from mother, studied all night, (refused to give statement at time of murder), Job: Reinforcement Beacon button-pusher
All imprisoned!
Bob: Has flashlight, paced nervously all last night, "I was working on the Very Large Room, as is my job", Job: Shield Array Intern
Jack: Has car keys, rped all night, "I was working on the shield generator, I don't know how it was shut down", Job: Portal Frame Safety Clerk
Zeta: Has phone, slept perfectly still last night, "I was in my room, talking to my family", Job: Large Room Janitorial staff
Billy: Has raincoat, played Minecraft all night, "I was on vacation, and got back at almost the exact time he was murdered", Job: Anti-Mind Control Beacon Manager
Winry: Corebrute's friend, has toolkit and lipstick, tinkered all night, "I was talking to Corebrute", Job: misc. / Under Player command
Zilly: Has embarrassing hand-written note from mother, studied all night, (refused to give statement at time of murder), Job: Reinforcement Beacon button-pusher
All imprisoned!
[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 21,000/50,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(guarding Doormaker)(protected from 4 attack)
Wolf pack: 2,000/2,000 x 5 HP, 2,000 x 5A
Barrel of Monkeys: 7,000/7,000 HP (+1 Monkey per turn)
Monkeys: 1,000/1,000 x 2 HP, 1,500 x 2A
Simurgh: 45,000/45,000, 13,000 x 2A (40% dodge chance)
[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(8,400 TA)(protected from 5 attack):
SCVs: 30/30 x 42 HP(schedule: Get to 10 barracks, then build factories)
Marines: 100 x 24 HP, 100 x 24A
Marauders: 300 x 10 HP, 200 x 10A
Hellions: 300 x 10 HP, 300 x 10A
Orbital command centers: 8,000/8,000 x 1 HP, 2,000 x 1A
Command centers: 5,000/5,000 x 1 HP (+1 SCVs per turn)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 x 6 HP (+1 marine each, each turn)
Barracks: 2 complete each turn (1 builder = 5.5%)
[AG - Ranger Strider]Grog Strongjaw: 25,000/25,000 HP, 10,000A(protected from 1 attack)
Pike: 10,000/10,000 HP, +10,000A(healer!)
[N]Slots Machine: 40,000/50,000 HP
[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)
[N - Winkins]Sith army: 2,000/8,000 HP, 3,000A(x2 damage against Snakes)
Catmancer: 5,000/5,000 HP, 2,000A(leading Sith army!)
[N - EternalStruggle]The Apex: 65,000/65,000 HP, 25,000A (+1 repair drone/turn)
[N - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 45,000/45,000 HP, 7,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo(ready in 2!)(-1,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate)
[P]Peacekeepers(722,275 total attack)(Unbribable)(protected from 1 attack):
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 10,000/10,000 HP
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 999, 225x999A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners VI: 200/200 HP x 999, 500x999A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 125/125 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 999(constructing Special power Armor suit, done in 3!)(adding turret to tower, done in 2!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 999, re-researching Godmod armor(done in 3!)(researching improved machine gunners, done in 1!)
HQ: 20,000/20,000 HP x 2, calling in 999 commandos(done in 2!), filing land expansion permit(done in 3!)
Shield generators: 15,000/15,000 x 6 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 30,000/30,000x3 HP (producing Riflemen x 999 for death-elite training camp, done in 2!)(producing squad leader x 989, done in 2!)
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 100,000/100,000 HP
Special Weapons depot: 40,000/40,000 HP (upgrading grenade launchers, done in 2!)
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped), Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways, Godmod building plating(equipped)
[SR]Soulraze Foot Soldiers: 1,000 x 0 HP, 1,000 x 0A
[SR]Soulraze Builders: 800 x 25 HP
Barracks: 76% complete (1 builder = 2% completion)
Super Barracks: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Regen Generator: 12% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Anti-Everything Turret: 0% complete (1 builder = 1.5% completion)
[SR]Soulraze Guard: 3,000 x 0 HP, 250 x 0A (not currently protecting anyone - getting in the way of all AG attacks!)
[N-1]Xerath (bodyguarding Headquarters)
[AG]Cerabot: 1,000/1,000 HP(aggravating Xerath!)
[SR]Soulraze Headquarters: 58,000/100,000 HP (+25 builders each turn)(Thresher Maw, -6,000 HP each turn, would be 2000 more without Xerath)
[PG]Snake Charmer: 3,000/25,000 HP(charming Barrel of Snakes!)
Snake: 2,000/2,000 x 2 HP, 1,500 x 2A
[PG]Godmodder: 213/300 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)(Major charge: 2/3)
[V]Shadow portals: 100% open x 10 (spawning minions each turn!)
Portal Protection Stronghold: 4,000/30,000 HP
[V]Gummy Worm army: 3,000 x 10 HP, 2,000 x 10A
Monkey army: 2,000 x 5 HP, 2,000 x 5A
[V]Ronald Mcdonald: 8,500/20,000 HP, 10,000A
Player info:
Captain.cat(has King of the Hill)
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
Hungry Visitor (Charge: 1/???)
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 16/100)(Targeted by Dreadnought)(effect-curing power)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Claim Ticket - Redeemable on Update 58, expires Update 60)(Temporal Shenanigans: 20/20)(Minor Healing Ticket)(1 teleport charm)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)(4/??)
Moniker(Ascendance)(New being - gets 1 attack shield)
The_Two_Eternities(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(protected from 4 attack)(1/5)
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)(4/10)
[N+1]JoeBOB
Ranger_Strider_(4/5)
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man(5/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)
gilded king(7/10)
Pionoplayer
[N-1]Darshelenas Sunbreaker(lightly wounded)
[N+1]Winkins(3/10)(+1,000A Iron sword)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)(9/15)
Nano Soldier 2016(behind cover)(has M16, Body Armour)
Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condensor(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 12
Portal Gun
Charge Booster (damage: 1/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks
Medkit x 3
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
Hungry Visitor (Charge: 1/???)
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 16/100)(Targeted by Dreadnought)(effect-curing power)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Claim Ticket - Redeemable on Update 58, expires Update 60)(Temporal Shenanigans: 20/20)(Minor Healing Ticket)(1 teleport charm)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)(4/??)
Moniker(Ascendance)(New being - gets 1 attack shield)
The_Two_Eternities(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(protected from 4 attack)(1/5)
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)(4/10)
[N+1]JoeBOB
Ranger_Strider_(4/5)
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man(5/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)
gilded king(7/10)
Pionoplayer
[N-1]Darshelenas Sunbreaker(lightly wounded)
[N+1]Winkins(3/10)(+1,000A Iron sword)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)(9/15)
Nano Soldier 2016(behind cover)(has M16, Body Armour)
Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condensor(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 12
Portal Gun
Charge Booster (damage: 1/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks
Medkit x 3
I note the Space Station has a high chance of being taken over by the enemy... I position 12 Marines on the Space Station waiting for something to potentially happen. (Or maybe potentially a horrible way to quickly lose 12 marines)
The rest will finish off the Snake and Snake Charmer than direct the rest of their damage against Portal Protection Stronghold.
2400(Marines) + 2000(marauders) + 3000(Hellions) + 2000 (orbital Command) = 9400 Damage Moniker you're off by 1 000
The rest will finish off the Snake and Snake Charmer than direct the rest of their damage against Portal Protection Stronghold.
2400(Marines) + 2000(marauders) + 3000(Hellions) + 2000 (orbital Command) = 9400 Damage Moniker you're off by 1 000
Ranger_Strider_
The one who does lots of Striding
... Not going to lie... That was so beautiful.
1. Welp that Cerabot can't get it's job done without help. I stroll over to Xerath. Xerath! Old buddy ol pal have I got something to tell YOU!
Insults According to Monty Python? Sounds Promising. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! I fart in your general direction!
Both you and her are miserable, poor poor players... I just think you deserve what you got. Her especially.
If he takes a swing at me, Great! if not, well I tried.
2. I place a shield on pike. BECAUSE NO ONE FUCKS WITH THE WHITE MAGE!
3. I throw some X4 charges into the gummy worm army and detonate them.
GROG! TAKE OUT THE WEIRD CLOWN THING CALLED RONALD!
MooGoesCow21
The Moo That Goes Cow
He/Him
That was a fun action
also i really REALLY need help with the space station
also i really REALLY need help with the space station
1. I burn the Shadow Portal... Just watching it burn away the Shadows.
2.You're also detecting 2 anonymous connections. One of them connected to the site necessary to order the stuff, or at least that's what it looks like. The timestamps on each of the webpages indicate that the website was navigated a little bit slower than your average browsing speed. (Somebody not used to using computers or what I got nothing)
Oh.... I guess it's pretty hard to navigate if you're using a Phone I guess.. Your choice MooGoesCow21
Edit: It's not like he has a very important job the Large Room doesn't have much in yet
2.You're also detecting 2 anonymous connections. One of them connected to the site necessary to order the stuff, or at least that's what it looks like. The timestamps on each of the webpages indicate that the website was navigated a little bit slower than your average browsing speed. (Somebody not used to using computers or what I got nothing)
Oh.... I guess it's pretty hard to navigate if you're using a Phone I guess.. Your choice MooGoesCow21
Edit: It's not like he has a very important job the Large Room doesn't have much in yet
MooGoesCow21
The Moo That Goes Cow
He/Him
I Explain to Bob all the evidence against him then kill him
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What evidence?
Anyway, uh, I get that since I sort of just botched this you may not want to believe me, but I still don't believe it's Zeta. This time I have evidence.
This is Bob. I note a discrepancy here. Similar discrepancy with Jack, but he didn't actually say that the Shield Room was his job.
Anyway,
FOCUS - IT CONTINUES
The man files planning permits from within his luxury captain's cabin, marking an area of land that will soon house his dockyards. He uses the Charge Booster to make this entire thing go faster. The sooner he gets this done, the better. After all, until the Apex is, well, the apex of Entities, he won't be happy, and it certainly isn't now. The Godslayer is mightier by half. Well, the Repair Drones will be helping with that, and they should be launching starting now.
8/??
Soon, the first superboss. Then, the zenith of their might. Then he can laugh at the Godmodder and the four Players past and how much they sucked.
First I transfer my teleport charm to the Temporal Guardian which will teleport the Temporal Guardian out of the way of an attack that would otherwise slay it. Since the teleport charm already exists it doesn't cost any energy doing this, it's merely being transferred after all. (if does cost an action use the attack shield action's power for it)
Next I place an attack shield upon the Temporal Guardian. (x1)
Next I covertly ward the Temporal Guardian with my patented Redirection Runes Mark II. Should Xerath attack the Temporal Guardian again his attack with be instead redirected into the Godslayer. (x1)
Then I order the Temporal Guardian to attack the Soulraze barracks once and the Regen Generator once while leaving orders that, in case I disappear on a sidequest, to attack Void entities in future turns until I say otherwise or some entity attacks it in which it will attack what entity attacked it.
Marking the Standard Processing option I shield the form as I send it back, I'm still not risking letting someone like the Godmodder get a chance to disrupt the redeeming of my entities. (x1)
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"Second Scarlet Prince, attack the Soulraze Builders! Simurgh, attack the Gummy Worm Army! Pack of Packed Wolves, attack the Monkey Army! Monkeys, attack the Soulraze Barracks!"
FOCUS: ROYAL REGEN
I infuse the power of regeneration into the Second Scarlet Prince. No effects are visible yet, but soon his wounds will close, his scars will vanish, and his bones will set.
(OOC: Out of curiosity, what happened to the Second Scarlet Prince's resistance? Did the Godmodder do a base damage of 23,000? Does the Yorehammer break through resistance?
Also, this is a permanent regen adding.)
FOCUS: ROYAL REGEN
I infuse the power of regeneration into the Second Scarlet Prince. No effects are visible yet, but soon his wounds will close, his scars will vanish, and his bones will set.
(OOC: Out of curiosity, what happened to the Second Scarlet Prince's resistance? Did the Godmodder do a base damage of 23,000? Does the Yorehammer break through resistance?
Also, this is a permanent regen adding.)
pionoplayer
The Destroyer
(Side note: Moniker: Drop me into the N+2 category in the player info. I'm still going to be using MY actions purely as an AG, but occasionally I'm going to need to hand off entities to N-1/N-2 players, or target attacks on the AG forces at the behest of such a player via the improbability drive, and for that I need to be Neutral. As a character I'm still AG, but yeah.)
"It doesn't feel like it was pre-prepared specifically for this."
"I have an entire warehouse. Just... full of different kinds of popcorn."
"What do I even need that for?'
"Oh well."
Action 1/3
The improbability drive picks up its power once more.
1/3 for Don't Touch ANYTHING
Action 2/3
Spin whistle click.
2/3 for Don't Touch ANYTHING
Action 3/3
The improbability drive dings with its success.
3/3 for Don't Touch ANYTHING
Expending...
And suddenly a shout goes out. "DON'T. TOUCH. ANYTHING"
Everyone freezes. Afraid to touch anything.
And then something touches everything. A floating stick floats into the battlefield and rapid-fire pokes literally everyone there, before drawing a thing in the air that nobody can make out but would, if it left any glowy stuff like usually happens, mean that it owes alleigiance to Eevee Shadow Bacon.
Poking Stick: Has 5 attacks, however, each attack MUST target something different. If you run out of enemies to poke, too bad, looks like you're poking allies.
The first orders from Eevee were to attack:
The Godslayer
EternalStruggle
Captain.cat
Darshelenas Sunbreaker
Mr Mirror Man
After that, though, it's up to Eevee to order them around.
"It doesn't feel like it was pre-prepared specifically for this."
"I have an entire warehouse. Just... full of different kinds of popcorn."
"What do I even need that for?'
"Oh well."
Action 1/3
The improbability drive picks up its power once more.
1/3 for Don't Touch ANYTHING
Action 2/3
Spin whistle click.
2/3 for Don't Touch ANYTHING
Action 3/3
The improbability drive dings with its success.
3/3 for Don't Touch ANYTHING
Expending...
And suddenly a shout goes out. "DON'T. TOUCH. ANYTHING"
Everyone freezes. Afraid to touch anything.
And then something touches everything. A floating stick floats into the battlefield and rapid-fire pokes literally everyone there, before drawing a thing in the air that nobody can make out but would, if it left any glowy stuff like usually happens, mean that it owes alleigiance to Eevee Shadow Bacon.
Poking Stick: Has 5 attacks, however, each attack MUST target something different. If you run out of enemies to poke, too bad, looks like you're poking allies.
The first orders from Eevee were to attack:
The Godslayer
EternalStruggle
Captain.cat
Darshelenas Sunbreaker
Mr Mirror Man
After that, though, it's up to Eevee to order them around.
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(Free Action)
I call over Ranger Strider's Entity Pike to see if he's willing to heal my units even being (N). I lay out two chairs and begun discuss pleasantly with him afterwords.
(Action!)(3 Charges)
(2 Charges)
Currently glad with the bit of muscle the Siths are showing, which is far more than they had when they got here. I gone ahead to order premium 'ULTRA BEEFY BEEF A LA BEEF' Cat food which had me going up against crazy Cat Bidders that started the auction with over 20 Billion Euros for the Cat food. Which was solved with a bit of player power to pay which led those same Bidders to send after Cat assassins after me! Which was a terrible idea as I used my Catmancy Catnap which is DOUBLY effective against cats due to their ingrained nature to catnaps. I had proceeded to loot off the napping cats of their assassin-y possessions and their catnip.
This led me to discover that I was highly susceptible to catnip, causing me to go high and have my vision go swirly. Chasing butterflies and flying fishes of multicolored varieties I stumbled upon a small puddle which seemed to be the sources of the hallucinations. Dipping my hands into the puddle, which goes way deeper than a puddle should be, I pulled out the premium 'ULTRA BEEFY BEEF A LA BEEF' cat food, causing me to jump out of my state of high into one of confusion. Utterly bewildered with such happening, I pat down my body, swearing I had the cat food on me rather than in some puddle I randomly came across.
Only to find that I did have on my person!
I felt it with my right hand in one of my lower pockets of my robe. I slowly pulled it out, for tension was building in my body of the BEEFY goodness that was the cat food. I see the first shine of the metal container which contained it.
Tension Tension Tension (Replace the annoying *menacing* with *tension*(menacing works too though) and have the camera zoom in towards the opening which the cat food is appearing out of)
Swatting away the 'To be Continued' Bar I pull the premium cat food out and proceeded to have my mind Utterly blown.
For while I was only bewildered with the finding of such item which was said to be only made when the current 'ULTRA BEEFY BEEF A LA BEEF' cat food was consumed was found in a puddle (Which I started to become suspicious of) My mind broke a bit to find that 'THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE' product, was not the case. A rule within the cat and cat-loving community which was bound to this universe, enough to be called a universal rule to be broken!? MADNESS, which my mind nearly fell into were it not for one thought.
I had them.
Almost immediately, my mind flipped at the thought. My body shaking of having such common belief broken has become me shaking in minor ecstasy.
After a few minutes of gathering my bearings I turned towards the puddle, I inspected it intently wondering how did it disperse such universally bounded item. Only to find that it was an ordinary puddle. Disappointed, I gone back to my entities, utilizing my 'Cat Mastery' to have the 'ULTRA BEEFY BEEF A LA BEEF' Cat food to seriously BEEF not only the Cat Siths but also the Catmancer due to having two of them!
(Potential Side Quest, might mention that puddle at a later date)
(1 Charge)
I stretched from the minor adventure I faced and decided to go out and do some treasure hunting. Who knows what little trinkets the HEXAGONAFIELD may be hiding underneath its surface!
A few more stretches were done before activating my Dig skill and I was let loose into the HEXAGONAFIELD ground.
After a few seconds of digging, a metalic THUD was heard from the the 10ft deep hole. I rub my head while climbing out of said hole with my findings of a Metal plate. Unwilling to to bump my head again, I settle with the plate, enchanting it to be able to take 5000HP of damage and give it to the Cat Siths to protect them in future attacks.
(Orders)
Felines army will be directed to the [V] entities and proceeds to deter them. (i.e. Kill the Void entities or help plug the portals)
I call over Ranger Strider's Entity Pike to see if he's willing to heal my units even being (N). I lay out two chairs and begun discuss pleasantly with him afterwords.
(Action!)(3 Charges)
(2 Charges)
Currently glad with the bit of muscle the Siths are showing, which is far more than they had when they got here. I gone ahead to order premium 'ULTRA BEEFY BEEF A LA BEEF' Cat food which had me going up against crazy Cat Bidders that started the auction with over 20 Billion Euros for the Cat food. Which was solved with a bit of player power to pay which led those same Bidders to send after Cat assassins after me! Which was a terrible idea as I used my Catmancy Catnap which is DOUBLY effective against cats due to their ingrained nature to catnaps. I had proceeded to loot off the napping cats of their assassin-y possessions and their catnip.
This led me to discover that I was highly susceptible to catnip, causing me to go high and have my vision go swirly. Chasing butterflies and flying fishes of multicolored varieties I stumbled upon a small puddle which seemed to be the sources of the hallucinations. Dipping my hands into the puddle, which goes way deeper than a puddle should be, I pulled out the premium 'ULTRA BEEFY BEEF A LA BEEF' cat food, causing me to jump out of my state of high into one of confusion. Utterly bewildered with such happening, I pat down my body, swearing I had the cat food on me rather than in some puddle I randomly came across.
Only to find that I did have on my person!
I felt it with my right hand in one of my lower pockets of my robe. I slowly pulled it out, for tension was building in my body of the BEEFY goodness that was the cat food. I see the first shine of the metal container which contained it.
Tension Tension Tension (Replace the annoying *menacing* with *tension*(menacing works too though) and have the camera zoom in towards the opening which the cat food is appearing out of)
Swatting away the 'To be Continued' Bar I pull the premium cat food out and proceeded to have my mind Utterly blown.
For while I was only bewildered with the finding of such item which was said to be only made when the current 'ULTRA BEEFY BEEF A LA BEEF' cat food was consumed was found in a puddle (Which I started to become suspicious of) My mind broke a bit to find that 'THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE' product, was not the case. A rule within the cat and cat-loving community which was bound to this universe, enough to be called a universal rule to be broken!? MADNESS, which my mind nearly fell into were it not for one thought.
I had them.
Almost immediately, my mind flipped at the thought. My body shaking of having such common belief broken has become me shaking in minor ecstasy.
After a few minutes of gathering my bearings I turned towards the puddle, I inspected it intently wondering how did it disperse such universally bounded item. Only to find that it was an ordinary puddle. Disappointed, I gone back to my entities, utilizing my 'Cat Mastery' to have the 'ULTRA BEEFY BEEF A LA BEEF' Cat food to seriously BEEF not only the Cat Siths but also the Catmancer due to having two of them!
(Potential Side Quest, might mention that puddle at a later date)
(1 Charge)
I stretched from the minor adventure I faced and decided to go out and do some treasure hunting. Who knows what little trinkets the HEXAGONAFIELD may be hiding underneath its surface!
A few more stretches were done before activating my Dig skill and I was let loose into the HEXAGONAFIELD ground.
After a few seconds of digging, a metalic THUD was heard from the the 10ft deep hole. I rub my head while climbing out of said hole with my findings of a Metal plate. Unwilling to to bump my head again, I settle with the plate, enchanting it to be able to take 5000HP of damage and give it to the Cat Siths to protect them in future attacks.
(Orders)
Felines army will be directed to the [V] entities and proceeds to deter them. (i.e. Kill the Void entities or help plug the portals)
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