Defeat The Godmodder

[CaptainNZZZ]

You very carefully extract the Entity Requisition Form, and replace it with a copy. As you do so, the person who had the form feels a slight movement. They wake up, and look down at their form for a moment, frowning... you head right into the bathroom, not waiting to see if they go back to sleep.

You look around the bathroom. It has no surveillance devices, and is utterly immaculate. Despite the large crowd of people outside, it has a standard setup - small stall, big stall, 2 urinals and 3 sinks. Exactly what you'd expect, if a bit fancier. The big stall's door is closed, and you think there might be someone inside, but you don't hear anything. Nobody else is in here. There are also trash cans, which at a glance seem to be empty.

Looking at your Entity Requisition Form:

Spoiler

Entity Requisition Form
Use to request withdrawal of entities whose claim tickets have expired.
Name: Puncher321
Initial entity entry update: 9
Claim ticket expired update: 16
World ID number:
Entity Name and original stats:

Enderdragon
10,000 HP
6,000A
N/A
Flying

Please submit this form at the appropriate desk to receive a processing pass.

It looks complete except for the World ID number. But the person you took it from clearly wasn't a player. And you haven't seen anyone named Puncher321 at any point on the HEXAGONAFIELD...

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Evacucorp Lobby, Floor 1:
Help Desk
Bored people
Frowning person(examining fake half-finished Entity Requisition Form)
Side door(Employees Only)
Digital counter(number #1,890,432,617,994)

Restrooms:
Closed stall(occupied?)
Trash cans(empty?)

Entity Processing Lobby, Floor 2:
Ropes/Attendant(Blocking way in, wants processing pass):

Players:
CaptainNZZZ(has Charisma)(Ticket #2,423,991,081,321)(has half-finished Entity Requisition Form)

Rewards:
Confessions of a Paradox Gambler

Click to shrink...

Pocketing the half-finished Entity Requisition Form I ponder just how my 'borrowing' of the half-finished Entity Requisition Form will backfire in the future but eventually I just shrug, I'll deal with that when it happens. Hopefully I'll think of a use for this Entity Requisition Form by the time I leave the bathroom.

Conjuring up a simple golem made of clay I send it to enter the closed stall, if someone is in there I prefer that something else suffers any consequences from entering the stall instead of me.

As the newly formed clay golem is potentially walking in on someone on the toilet I open up the trash cans and peer inside of them, maybe there's something in them that my first glance missed. After checking the trashcans I close them back up and wait for the fruits of the golem's labor.

 

[Arsenical]

... Bored.
The explosion elemental was bored.
He wasn't yet fully charged, and yet, he was so BORED. How long has he been in this pocket, weeks? Felt like it.

He couldn't come out this early, it would break the flow if he didn't wait until his scheduled time to appear, and yet... He could break the rules once, right?

It was decided. Very gently, The explosion elemental slipped from the pocket while Arsenical was manically laughing about his SEALED LION, or whatever, and climbed through the stone ground. He's a living explosion, what do you expect?

Gently, he moved around, and looked for something, anything that would be fun to mess with...

Then he came across the ALCHEMITER. A giant machine, almost too weird to figure out. Luckily, it came with an instruction manual!

ACTION NUMBER 1 & 2: EXPLOSION ELEMENTAL'S ALCHEMITER FUN

... Oh, yes, I see, I see. You put items together from the player inventory.

Fortunately, he stole Arsenical's PERSONAL SHARED INVENTORY POCKET!

Let's see, how about a DRAGON BALL && REDIRIFLE? They seem like an explosive combination!

... Wait, he got another action? Wow. Arsenical must be really preoccupied with maniacal laughter.

Then... The TEMPORAL CONDENSER && CHARGE BOOSTER? If this doesn't cause some weird time shit to happen, I don't know what will.

Action Number 3: Done with the maniacal laughter!

Meanwhile, in another place, Arsenical practices maniacal laughter.

"Hohoho, no no no, that's Santa Claus. Hi hi hi? No, that isn't evil at all. MWHAHAHAHA, yes, that works!"

He's not very good at it. Regardless, he spots the Pro-godmodder foodie about to finish his charge. That just won't do!

No, he needed to increase their Foodie's DODGE RATE.

"Hey, AG foodie! Catch!" With that, he threw a very helpful book to the AG foodie: How to flashstep for dummies. Just a second of that book and you'll be dodging like a pro!

 

[Crusher48]

Action 1: I note that the Godmodder is going to find a loophole to get Starcalibur back, and take action to make sure he can't do that. I enchant Starcaliber with an effect that teleports it away to a random player's possession 5 seconds before it would enter within a 5 meter radius of the Godmodder. This way, the Godmodder can't even teleport to the object to grab it, as it will teleport away before the Godmodder can teleport to it. This effect is permanent, and cannot be removed unless the Godmodder wins the cooking contest.

Action 2: I replace the PG Foodie's meat supply with rotten flesh from a zombie grinder. When he cooks it into a meal, it gives off fumes that cause him to hallucinate and be unable to effectively attack the AG Foodie.

Action 3: I use a ridiculously powerful force push to knock the anti-aircraft turret off of the platform, causing it to fly off into space with nothing to stop it.

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

"All forces, attack Darshelenas Sunbreaker!"

I feed the Second Scarlet Prince the Weird Cake.

FOCUS: USING COMMANDS

I quickly open a laptop and start playing Minecraft. This time, it's work related. I open up a creative world and quickly type in a command to create a 100x100x1 wall of dispensers pointed down, using metadata to have them spawn with one Instant Health II Potion each, and then use another command to create Redstone Wire across the top of the dispenser array. "But," you might say, "what does this have to do with anything?"

Your question is soon answered, as I, both on the Hexagonafield and in Minecraft, pull out a modified Digivice. In Minecraft, I right-click and begin clicking options in the menu that appeared, and then switch to holding a stack of 64 Redstone Torches, while on the Hexagonafield, I begin pushing buttons, and then finish by pushing a prominent button in the middle.

With a flash of light, the array of dispensers appears above the Second Scarlet Prince, and I find myself carrying an 8x8 square of Redstone Torches tied together with string. I throw them at the array of Redstone Wire, taking care to ensure that they are evenly distributed across the array so that every dispenser will activate.

And then every dispenser does activate, propelling the healing potions down onto the Second Scarlet Prince. Then, the Digivice glows, and the dispensers, the Redstone Wire, and the Redstone Torches disappear back into Minecraft.

(OOC: To be clear, this is me healing the Second Scarlet Prince.

[✓] Buff the AG Foodie (U) (Done by Arsenical)
[✓] Attack/Debuff the PG Foodie (U) (Done by Daskter, Crusher48, Paradoxdragonpaci, and W32Coravint)
[ ] Fully heal Winry
[ ] Fully heal the Second Scarlet Prince (Partially done by me)
[ ] Fully heal the Simurgh (Partially done by Alastair Dragovich)
[ ] Fully heal Grog Strongjaw
[ ] Kill Darshelenas Sunbreaker (Partially done by Ranger_Strider_, will be partially done by the Second Scarlet Prince, the Pack of Packed Wolves, the Simurgh, and the Super laser)
[ ] Kill Eevee shadow bacon
[✓] Kill/AG-ifiy the Soulraze Builders (Done by Daskter)
[ ] Destroy the Anti-Aircraft Turret (Partially done by Daskter and maybe Ranger_Strider_ and Crusher48)
[ ] Attempt to damage the Godmodder (U)

If something is labeled (U), then you can still contribute to it without wasting actions whether or not it has a check mark next to it.)

 

[Paradoxdragonpaci]

I do Cards || Medicinal Plants
Also Cards ||Frostfire
Finally I dump whole lots of Salt Pepper and the Tumeric Powder onto the PG Entity to hopefully imbalance the Flavours in it making it weaker

 

[Alastair Dragovich]

Timidly, a player comes out from behind... something. It's...

Who is this slob? Whoever it is, the look of shame and embarrassment practically radiates off of them. They look around, but the moment they spot the side quest they flinch and hide behind the slot machine. Oh dear.

They try to work up the nerve to attack or negotiate or figure out what's going on, but the anxiety gets to them. Instead they pull out a laptop and surf the internet, about to waste all of their time and everyone else's. As usual.

Except... he sees Winry. Now, normally he'd not trust himself to be able to help... except he sees that she's got some wounds on her. Unable to sit idly by for too long, he heads over to the inventor.

He tries to speak. He really does. He wants to ask if there was anything he could do for the wounds.

But he just chokes on his anxiety.

Still, it looks like it is nasty. Looking both ways to make sure no one is looking, he gets out a healing book. Muttering to himself, he focuses on the appropiate spells. he checks, double checks, and triple checks. He nearly screws up the spell anyway through sheer nerves.

But somehow? He pulls through and heals her. Too timid to stick around, he flees before Winry can see who healed her.

And he runs smack dab into the Simurgh. Now, he may not have read Worm, but he has read enough Worm fanfiction to know that they're normally BAD NEWS(tm). This isn't the case, but he panics anyway, attempting to attack them as a brief distraction before running for the hills.

However... he tries attacking the Simurgh by casting the first spell he could think of. Which, fortunately, is the healing spell, meaning everything worked out nicely in the end.

Except when he runs into Eevee Shadow Bacon.

"uh-uh... sorry?"

However, they get a better look at what the person is doing. Holding a heart. And powering an arcane ritual to summon something.

Coming to the right conclusion for entirely the wrong reasons, he assumes that Eevee Shadow Bacon is Evil, and as such makes a play for the Very Important Looking Heart, grabbing it from their hands while Eevee is distracted by their random, impromptu intrusion.

"Umm, this doesn't look good, so I'm just gonna stealthisimportantlookingheartthat'sproabblyfuelingyourevilritualandrunningnowbye!"

And with that, he bolts like he was being chased by some horrid Slenderman abomination. Or by tax collectors. The fear level is about the same.

 

[W32Coravint]

ACTION ONE
The anime girl turns around in confusion. Where'd her intricately crafted torture meal go?

She demands that her post be counted, then notices the Mobile Task Force guy. She curses in Ithkuil: they're here too?

She pulls out a tablet and starts to buy things with her infinite supply of the rarest pepes, the ultimate digital currency. Or rather she just gets a script to do it.
Ordered 1x MineModular Small Cubic Module for PEPE 2.35

They'll take a few posts to deliver (1/5)

ACTION TWO
The anime girl pulls out a hose connected to a long series of machines. The machines are generating fluoroantimonic acid. She unleashes the power of fluoroantimonic acid on the PG Foodie's cooking equipment, causing its preparation of "Dinner" to be interrupted by its utensils, pots, pans, and pretty much its entire kitchen setup burning. She then does exactly the same thing to the PG Foodie except with chlorine trifluoride, causing the PG Foodie to burn as well, then summons King Harkinian, who demands dinner. Unfortunately, "Dinner" is ruined, so King Harkinian fires his lazor at the PG Foodie, obliterating it. The Ancient Joke Police show up, and arrest the PG Foodie, dropping it into the sun.

Cubic modules still delivering (2/5)

ACTION THREE
The anime girl then proceeds to channel the power of [REDACTED], the Examiner, who is summoned and proceeds to write up a test for the PG Foodie. The test itself is completely nonsensical, filled with memetic kill agents, and written on Explosive Runes. Did I mention that the test is 1450 questions long, and every question has the same effect as SCP-1889 but enhanced so you get killed as son as you arrive at what you think is an answer regardless of whether that answer is right or wrong? Oh, and the Examiner edited the laws of physics themselves so that the PG Foodie HAS to complete the test, or it will die instantly! She then places an Octuple Compressed Torcherino next to the PG Foodie and activates it, causing him to answer all the questions instantly from the outside perspective. You know what this means.

Still delivering (3/5)

 

[Winkins]

(Free Action)

The Cait Sith and their leader are expected!

Click to shrink...

I stare at the turn log and wondered when did Cait Siths joined the field and who were expecting them. I shrug and get back to using my Charges.

(Action!)(3 Charges + 3 From Starcaliber)
(1 Charge)
Staring at the rather menacing turret that's pointing its barrels downwards I hastily craft an Anti-Aircraft Turret Shield! It should stand a 2 to 3 hits from it... r-right?
(1 Charge)
Staring (I've been doing a lot of staring lately...) at the new Alchemiter I decided to toss in my damage ticket and +1000A sword to see what will come from it.
(2 Charges)
Once that's done I do quick examination of my Catmancer as his constant preaching is starting to make me worry. Certainly the exposure of such Pure and Raw Cat Energy hasn't done anything bad to him... maybe. Its when I picked up his stat sheet that found his name changed along with receiving the Priest title and a few more levels added to the catmancer class... Idly I hover over the his title screen and begin to ponder about the title he has receive. It didn't take long for me to be unoriginal and stick both titles of Catmancer and Priest and have him called as the Catmancer Priest! (Now with more smiting! and maybe support stuff If I get the motivation to add more charges to give him support abilities...)
(0/6 + 2 Charges)
Having done with some tinkering and a examination for the Catmancer Priest (I really should remember his name... was it Fennie?) I get a bunch of magical books based on the studies of Cat energy effects on bodies and get ready to call up more proefficient catmancers on this field.

(Orders?)
The Catmancer Priest (or Fennie I guess.) should be up by now and will Smite the Turret
The Cat Siths are... glowing? but still unconscious to take any orders.

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

ACTION ONE
The anime girl turns around in confusion. Where'd her intricately crafted torture meal go?

She demands that her post be counted, then notices the Mobile Task Force guy. She curses in Ithkuil: they're here too?

She pulls out a tablet and starts to buy things with her infinite supply of the rarest pepes, the ultimate digital currency. Or rather she just gets a script to do it.
Ordered 1x MineModular Small Cubic Module for PEPE 2.35

They'll take a few posts to deliver (1/5)

ACTION TWO
The anime girl pulls out a hose connected to a long series of machines. The machines are generating fluoroantimonic acid. She unleashes the power of fluoroantimonic acid on the PG Foodie's cooking equipment, causing its preparation of "Dinner" to be interrupted by its utensils, pots, pans, and pretty much its entire kitchen setup burning. She then does exactly the same thing to the PG Foodie except with chlorine trifluoride, causing the PG Foodie to burn as well, then summons King Harkinian, who demands dinner. Unfortunately, "Dinner" is ruined, so King Harkinian fires his lazor at the PG Foodie, obliterating it. The Ancient Joke Police show up, and arrest the PG Foodie, dropping it into the sun.

Cubic modules still delivering (2/5)

ACTION THREE
The anime girl then proceeds to channel the power of [REDACTED], the Examiner, who is summoned and proceeds to write up a test for the PG Foodie. The test itself is completely nonsensical, filled with memetic kill agents, and written on Explosive Runes. Did I mention that the test is 1450 questions long, and every question has the same effect as SCP-1889 but enhanced so you get killed as son as you arrive at what you think is an answer regardless of whether that answer is right or wrong? Oh, and the Examiner edited the laws of physics themselves so that the PG Foodie HAS to complete the test, or it will die instantly! She then places an Octuple Compressed Torcherino next to the PG Foodie and activates it, causing him to answer all the questions instantly from the outside perspective. You know what this means.

Still delivering (3/5)

Click to shrink...

"Iiiiit's containment time!"

"Kidding. I'm kidding, I have better things to do than....well, maybe not."

"But why didn't you add an oral part to the exam, and have one of the questions be 'Provide a full and accurate description of Ess Cee Pee dot dot slash dot dot dot dot dot slash dot dot slash dot'?"

OOC: That's not how charging works. You have 3 actions a round, which can be used for either charging or actions.

 

[hungry visitor]

Also, who is this "Pillar-men"?

Click to shrink...

Ah so you refused to give me a present. That is fine to me.

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready!)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: Mysterious Portal(200% open)(+33% open per turn)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer: 14% complete (cost: 10)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 60(building space station!)(Manager halving cost)
Winry: 6,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 16,000/70,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(+3,000 HP per turn)
Wolf pack: 2,000/2,000 x 2 HP, 2,000 x 2A
Simurgh: 35,000/45,000, 13,000 x 2A (40% dodge chance)

[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(11,700 TA)(Neosteel foundry):
SCVs: 50/50 x 45 HP(schedule: Get to 10 barracks, then build 4 command centers, then factories)
Marines: 200 x 38 HP, 150 x 38A(5 guarding Space Station!)
Marauders: 400 x 10 HP, 250 x 10A
Hellions: 400 x 10 HP, 350 x 10A
Command centers: 5,000/5,000 x 2 HP (+2 SCVs per turn)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 x 10 HP (+1 marine each, each turn)
Command centers: 2 complete each turn (1 builder = 5%)

[AG - Ranger Strider]Grog Strongjaw: 22,000/25,000 HP, 10,000A
Pike: 10,000/10,000 HP, +10,000A(healer!)(protected from 1 attack)

[AG - Arsenical]Sealed Lion: 5,000/5,000 HP, 4,000A (Second phase!)

Click to shrink...

Ah so you refused to give me my polar bear. That is fine to me.

The godmodder begins by using HEALDEATH BEAM! It simultaneously does 50,000 damage and heals 50,000 HP! Since this balances out to 0, it's a free action for the godmodder! It wouldn't be if a Player did it, though. The godmodder can, because he's the godmodder. It hits the Polar Bear, obliterating it!

Click to shrink...

Edit: You make the godmodder unreasonable aggressive against my entity because you can and won't allow something new. This is probably the best idea you came up with lately.

I summon a completely generic unit that has HP and attack. It has nothing else whatsoever and deserves no attention. It also has no hopes, dreams or even a soul.

Edit 2: This beam would not do any damage because it does simultaneously 50,000 damage and heals 50,000 damage, which means: No damage to any of the bars since both "damage" attacks charge the bars by equal values, cancelling themselves out. The godmodder should have obliterated one bar first and then killed the other one. But maybe logic isn't even a thing in this place. It maybe was once and said bye bye apple pie .

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

I proceed to leave the sidequest and apologize for poking an AG with a stick. I then mention that if the give me 2 turns, I'll cripple the GM's forces.

 

[Moniker]

Pocketing the half-finished Entity Requisition Form I ponder just how my 'borrowing' of the half-finished Entity Requisition Form will backfire in the future but eventually I just shrug, I'll deal with that when it happens. Hopefully I'll think of a use for this Entity Requisition Form by the time I leave the bathroom.

Conjuring up a simple golem made of clay I send it to enter the closed stall, if someone is in there I prefer that something else suffers any consequences from entering the stall instead of me.

As the newly formed clay golem is potentially walking in on someone on the toilet I open up the trash cans and peer inside of them, maybe there's something in them that my first glance missed. After checking the trashcans I close them back up and wait for the fruits of the golem's labor.

Click to shrink...

Your clay golem crawls underneath the the stall wall, and gets kicked back out promptly. Someone inside the stall speaks!

???: W-Who's there??

As that happens, you look in the trash cans, and find that yes, they're completely devoid of toilet paper or paper towels, despite the restrooms providing those things. But at the bottom of one, you find a crumpled piece of paper... it's a note!

I've been here for a long, long time. One thing you'll notice about this place, there are plenty of displays and monitors, but its hard to find a time or date. I can't quite remember, but I've managed to come to one conclusion: I'm dead. And this place is too well air-conditioned to be hell, and too drab to be heaven. So this must be purgatory. Don't trust the attendants! Don't trust the forms! The line will never reach you. And there's always more forms! Always!

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From outside, you hear a "DING!"

Now serving: 1,890,432,617,995

Evacucorp Lobby, Floor 1:
Help Desk
Bored people
Frowning person(examining fake half-finished Entity Requisition Form)
Side door(Employees Only)
Digital counter(number #1,890,432,617,995)

Restrooms:
Closed stall(occupied)
Trash cans(empty?)

Entity Processing Lobby, Floor 2:
Ropes/Attendant(Blocking way in, wants processing pass):

Players:
CaptainNZZZ(has Charisma)(Ticket #2,423,991,081,321)(has half-finished Entity Requisition Form)

Rewards:
Confessions of a Paradox Gambler

 

[CaptainNZZZ]

Your clay golem crawls underneath the the stall wall, and gets kicked back out promptly. Someone inside the stall speaks!

???: W-Who's there??

As that happens, you look in the trash cans, and find that yes, they're completely devoid of toilet paper or paper towels, despite the restrooms providing those things. But at the bottom of one, you find a crumpled piece of paper... it's a note!

I've been here for a long, long time. One thing you'll notice about this place, there are plenty of displays and monitors, but its hard to find a time or date. I can't quite remember, but I've managed to come to one conclusion: I'm dead. And this place is too well air-conditioned to be hell, and too drab to be heaven. So this must be purgatory. Don't trust the attendants! Don't trust the forms! The line will never reach you. And there's always more forms! Always!

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From outside, you hear a "DING!"

Now serving: 1,890,432,617,995

Evacucorp Lobby, Floor 1:
Help Desk
Bored people
Frowning person(examining fake half-finished Entity Requisition Form)
Side door(Employees Only)
Digital counter(number #1,890,432,617,995)

Restrooms:
Closed stall(occupied)
Trash cans(empty?)

Entity Processing Lobby, Floor 2:
Ropes/Attendant(Blocking way in, wants processing pass):

Players:
CaptainNZZZ(has Charisma)(Ticket #2,423,991,081,321)(has half-finished Entity Requisition Form)

Rewards:
Confessions of a Paradox Gambler

Click to shrink...

Pulling out the half-finished Entity Requisition Form I summon up a Super Pencil. I quickly use the eraser on the Super Pencil to erase the existing information from existence and then write my own information on it to complete the Entity Requisition Form.

Spoiler

Entity Requisition Form
Use to request withdrawal of entities whose claim tickets have expired.
Name: CaptainNZZZ
Initial entity entry update: 48
Claim ticket expired update: 60
World ID number: 02138520
Entity Name and original stats:

Mysterious Tower
22,000 HP
N/A
N/A
Zombie immunity

Light Crystal
10,000 HP
N/A
N/A
Heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn

Crypt of the Ancients
5,000 HP
N/A
N/A
Helps summon undead entities, summons four weak skeletons (100 HP, 250A) per turn

Eagle Spawner
8,000 HP
N/A
N/A
Summons an eagle (1,000 HP, 500A) every turn

Please submit this form at the appropriate desk to receive a processing pass.

Pocketing the complete Entity Requisition Form and the worrying note I turn as my clay golem is kicked out of the closed stall. Hearing whoever is in there call out I say, "Well I'm here. Tell me, are you doing alright? There wasn't any sound coming from the stall you're in beforehand after all."

 

[That-Random-Guy]

FOCUS

I place as many attack blockers (the things that block outgoing attacks, as in the AA gun's attacks) as possible on the AA turret with the help of the Redirifle/Portal Gun.

 

[Winkins]

(RP)

I place as many attack blockers as possible on the AA turret with the help of the Redirifle/Portal Gun.

Click to shrink...

Um...
Hrm...
The way he named his charge bothers me. Is he adding attack blockers to the AA turret which will allow it to take more hits?
I send him a paper plane message to make his charge intentions clearer in hopes that the Quest Master (QM) doesn't take it as the mention example.

 

[MrMirrorMan]

ACTION:?/3 ITEM(S): 1x GODMODDER REPELLENT
AMOUNT:?/3
CHARGE:5/10
$1 on Hand
"But that would mean we trust you, and I have to say I have I have doubts on that, seeing as you were able to sneak in a divine weapon while a demon is watching, along with the fact that it contained godmodding energies, and I have heard word that the Godmodder, for an unknown anniversary, got a map to all of the Legendary Weapon's, meaning that he can track you, if the map is magical, you will be tracked down. Why don't we just take the Clover for ourselves and be the first to use it against him, and not have him be able to use it against us first. But I won't interfere with this fight, except with this small contribution." And with a snap of my draconic claws, my last dollar is converted into 100 one cent coins, forming a barrier around JOE, and 1 convert my dragonic body into more glass, surrounding JOE in an armor of needles that don't hurt him. And with that, I more back towards the battlefield. "I thank you for allowing us to participate, our unnamed host, but it is time for me to bid this field of battle farewell."

 

[Page of Time]

FOCUS!

The cheery girl takes an Armored Fighting Vehicle and pits it against the Anti Aircraft Turret. Due to the heavy armor, the AFV deals significant damage.

 

[Moniker]

"That is fairly likely, come to think of it.
The player who retrieved the "Resolute Heart" got it by making a deal with Lucifer (they where unaware that it was Lucifer until he signed, by which point they had no choice to.
hm...
OK, these are the exact words of Lucifers description of the contract, which I have it on fairly good authority is merely a less-legalese version of this:
"???: You want a legendary weapon, and I can get you one. But legendary weapons are extremely powerful. I'm not willing to hand it over for anything silly, like money.
???: For a legendary weapon, I want... power. The power of a Player. Your power, specifically.
???: But I'm not so unreasonable as to ask for your entire soul. I just want a very limited amount.
???: 5 posts. If you do it, any time I want, I'll be able to edit your post text. Whether the edit is small or large, it will still count towards that total. Essentially, I'll get to act as you.
???: I could make you do me a favor, or heal an entity I want to keep alive. It doesn't matter. In the long-term, it will be of little consequence.
???: And in exchange, you will have... the Resolute Heart.
???: Though it counts as one of the Legendary Weapons, it isn't exactly a weapon - it serves a dual defensive and offensive purpose.
???: Anything that holds it can't get negative status effects. For example: Paralysis, confusion, etc., etc.
???: I'm sure you're aware of how entities can be stunned or confused or burned or poisoned or weakened, or have their attacks reflected back at them or to one of their own allies. If you held the Resolute Heart, this couldn't happen to you.
???: Players are almost complete invulnerable, but that doesn't make it useless. In attacks you would launch against the godmodder, it would be certain to make it much harder for the godmodder to stop you. And what's more, anyone who held it could give the effects to their entities - curing them of their own status effects, and such.
???: But I'll throw in something more, too. For the first time it's on the AG side, I'll make it so the godmodder can't steal it from you. He can only take it if someone gives it to him willingly.
???: And as long as that doesn't happen, your side can keep it without problems - so long as you keep juggling it between players, of course.
???: So what do you say? Feel free to read over the contract."
If you can spot any loopholes within this, please inform me. otherwise, it is less likely that it was a fake but still a hypothesis worth considering- maybe 33.3% from the normal perspective and 80% from a perspective that accounts for the rule of chekhov's gun."

"As for other things."
"HOLY."
"Holy word, blah blah. that should ensure that even those with means to watch telepathy, however they may acquire those means, will fail to continue listening if they are demons."
"I am willing to surrender in this conflict over the clover in exchange for a non-magically-binding favor of smaller size. for example, an extra action every-so-often, or the construction of a warded obsidian-wood mech at HEXAGONFIELD co-ordinates [2,000 METERS CLOSER TO THE BATTLEFIELD THEN XILITH'S POSSITION], or some such."
"A Problem we will have, regardless."
"The color of the Announcers text, in the medium through which I view you all, is the Exact Same as Lucifers text.
We will probably need to fight.
What says you about us putting this battle on hold, either way, in order to ensure that we are not Trapped by the magic of this place?
if thou art willing, I will polymorph you into a golem. pretend to cast charm monster, and leave to another place of your choice with the clover. We will then continue appropriately, most likely with me giving you the clover in exchange for a favour. "
"of note should you reject all my offers is that I'm not one person you must fight."
"I have a golem minion formed of fred with a wand of hold person, a magical seven with control over luck, a rather large amount of character levels, Somno the dreamer (golem form but I can dismiss the transformation at will since I'm the one who polymorphed him), and a dragon with nearly the power of the man of mirror who just dealt 5,000,000 $ of damage to you. if the dragon kept even half his power, then I can probably beat you in one turn, with the dragon doing 2,500,000 $ of damage, me doing the same (I'm at least that strong), and Fred-and-somno-and-seven together being at least enough to do the last 1,000,000."
"I'm probably going to win if we fight. Please, take my deal and ally with me."

I proceed to use player powers and somno and fred's actions to prevent Altair from attacking me until I am aware of his response to my offers and all I have said here. he is physically prevented from answering any of my questions until five minutes have passed, (which is the time for which I am magically restraining him)as Snap decisions of "No!!!" are not something I want. as well, if he agrees and I write an attack, its wasted, and if he disagrees and I don't write an attack, I'm at a disadvantage, which is another reason why I'd prefer it to be P much paused until he answers.

Spoiler

if Altair wants to know more detail on what happened, I also give him this information:
my attack which obtained timeduperesoluteheart was this:

Spoiler

[1x] I tell the godmodder that he's a right old bloke, and ask him if he'd like me to give him yorehammer back now.
if he says yes...
I say, alrighty then, you can has orehammer, just promise me one thing: when I use that mem'ry left so far behind, he must not resist it. I then request him to sign a magically binding contract, which he cannot protect himself from after signing because I haven't given him yorehammer as of this moment, that'll be later. this action deals no damage if he says yes, even if its good enough to do so.
if he says no...
I hit him with a door.
the doorvil went door to doorgia, he was looking for a door to door, he was in the door, because he was way door, and he was willing to door a door.
while he was wondering why I'm talking about doors, I sneak up behind him... and hit him with a door, again. except this door is made of coal for him to eel.
[1x]
if the godmodder signed the contract, I give him orehammer, as the contract said.
no, that is not a typo. I said I'd give him Orehammer if he signed the contract. nothing about yorehammer at all. orehammer is an exploding chunk of iron ore. it is not shaped like a hammer at all, and it will explode to reveal a hammer of indobendimonium, which is linked to me and I can as such control to choke the godmodder to damage (as opposed to death).
if he did not sign the contract, I grab him by the ear and drag him to the corner, for we are in a battlefield that stretches out in all directions indefinitely. there is no corner. he is now in a space that does not exist. this space that does not exist does not exist. he does not exist. I did not enter the corner myself, and so am in a space that does exist. the godmodder does not have a position. the godmodder does not exist. the godmodder does not exist. the godmodder never existed. the godmodder will never exist. the godmodder is dead. the godmodder is dead. the godmodder has less hp then he had before, if he ever had any. the godmodder cannot defend himself. the godmodder would have been afflicted by yorehammers defence-pierce, had he existed. the godmodders teleportation would be sealed if he existed. the godmodder would have been hit by a door, had he existed. said door would have sealed his teleportation. the godmodder does not exist. the godmodder does not exist. the godmodder does not exist. the godmodder did not exist. the godmodder will not exist.
oh hey, there's some guy who looks like a godmodder! his health seems lower then any hypothetical godmodders in the vicinity, though I don't think any such beings existed or exist now, would have had at the start of this action. isn't that strange?
wait, does that guy I just saw really exist? probably not, because
the godmodder does not existthe godmodder does not existthe godmodder does not existthe godmodder does not existthe godmodder does not existthe godmodder does not existthe godmodder does not existthe godmodder does not existthe godmodder does not exist

followed by

Spoiler

The godmodder spots the clever mispronounciation - Orehammer is CLEARLY different from Yorehammer... he sees your trick, yes sir. See, both of your attacks are conditional on one thing: That the godmodder either signs, or does not sign, the contract. The godmodder splits the timeline in two, an creates a superposition of two realities, one where he did sign the contract, and one where he did not. Then, he combines the timelines, making two JOEbobs and two godmodders, each executing their attacks on the godmodders who did and did not sign the contract, respectively. The godmodder who did not sign the contract is saved by the godmodder who did, who gives him an eel, allowing him to eel the coal door you use against him. Then, the godmodder who did sign the contract is saved by the godmodder who did not sign the contract, who takes Orehammer at the last second and lets it explode and damage him, instead. He takes 1 damage.


RESOLUTE HEART STEAL ROLL: SUCCESS!! The JOEbob who is you gets the Resolute Heart. I don't rig these rolls, folks, I swear.

Afterwards, the JOEbob drags the godmodder who didn't sign the contract into the nonexistent corner. However, the godmodder clings onto him so tightly, the other JOEbob is also dragged there. Both of them, along with the other JOEbob's Yorehammer, cease to exist.This leaves you with both Yorehammer, the Timeduplicated Resolute Heart, and one undamaged godmodder. Holding 2 legendary weapons at once is making you feel REALLY tired. Like, it feels like your very mind, soul, and body are starting to lose their cohesion. Better hand both of them off fast!

then, later:

Spoiler

Lots of bad things happened this turn. But... there might be an opportunity. You see, timeline-duplicated items tend to react with some volatility when they touch their real counterparts. The energy of impossibility, and how two truly exact copies are never supposed to exist... they can cause explosions. And destruction. Maybe JOEbob's incredibly timely lucky roll could be used to your advantage.

and then next turn

Spoiler

I slap the godmodders resolute heart with the time-duped one, while still holding yorehammer, preventing protection, and using minor future-sight powers to find out where the godmodder will be, keeping him from dodging. you(moniker) know what they(also moniker) say(said) about 2 truly exact copies...
I proceed to give someone else yorehammer [probably core brute if I don't still have the duped heart, and otherwise ranger_strider if nobody asks] before I'd die from my being ripping apart, and, if the time-dupe resolute heart is still in my possession (it only touched the godmodder's resolute heart, not the godmodder itself, and, though I intentionally did not mention it, the 2 hearts where moved to a separate layer of the animation program running reality, keeping them from truly interacting with anything else) then I give it to... Corebrute, I guess, else a random AG that I double-check is actually AG first.

The world responded thusly:

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ACTION:?/3 ITEM(S): 1x GODMODDER REPELLENT
AMOUNT:?/3
CHARGE:5/10
$1 on Hand
"But that would mean we trust you, and I have to say I have I have doubts on that, seeing as you were able to sneak in a divine weapon while a demon is watching, along with the fact that it contained godmodding energies, and I have heard word that the Godmodder, for an unknown anniversary, got a map to all of the Legendary Weapon's, meaning that he can track you, if the map is magical, you will be tracked down. Why don't we just take the Clover for ourselves and be the first to use it against him, and not have him be able to use it against us first. But I won't interfere with this fight, except with this small contribution." And with a snap of my draconic claws, my last dollar is converted into 100 one cent coins, forming a barrier around JOE, and 1 convert my dragonic body into more glass, surrounding JOE in an armor of needles that don't hurt him. And with that, I more back towards the battlefield. "I thank you for allowing us to participate, our unnamed host, but it is time for me to bid this field of battle farewell."

Click to shrink...

You have set up a defense around JOEbob! And left for the HEXAGONAFIELD! JOEbob is now alone in the sidequest...


Altair: Looking at the contract, as you've copy-pasted it, he didn't specifically mention the Set of Seven. Most likely, he was abusing your lack of knowledge that weapons outside of the set existed.

Altair: I wouldn't try to dispute it with the devil, if I were you. If you can even see him, he'll have a thousand arguments prepared that his contract was perfectly legal and fair.

Altair: And then, he'll probably try to offer you another deal. Just stay away from that guy. Now then...

Altair pulls out a scythe! Throwing it on the ground, a glowing scythe emblem appears on the bottom of the arena!

You try to "use your Player powers" to restrain Altair. This completely fails. Not just because Altair's own powers counter it, but because Player powers are meant to be used to help you accomplish your objectives, not accomplish them directly. Maybe if you had used something like "adamantium chains", but not Player powers alone...

Altair: First off, JOEbob. I'd like to say thank you.

The glowing scythe emblem... JOEbob is standing right next to the blade's edge!

Altair: You've been very reasonable. I appreciate you trying to talk.

The scythe's edge moves a ways away from JOEbob, the Scythe spinning, centralized at the center of the field.

Altair: But I think I'd best do this alone. And I don't have time for favors.

When the scythe is about a quarter of a rotation away from JOEbob, it suddenly slashes forward, the scythe rising up from the ground and turning into flame! Fred and Somno grab Altair at the last second, disrupting his power and preventing it from cutting higher than... straight through JOEbob's legs! Don't worry, they'll probably grow back. Mirror Man's defense protects JOEbob from more damage, but JOEbob still loses $2,000,000! He has $1,900,000 remaining!

???: JOEbob is on the ropes! And Altair doesn't look eager to stop! Can he counter in time??

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None of JOEbob's minions act, as they don't have orders!

Final Round:

JOEbob/Fred as golem minion+wand/Lucky Number Seven/Somno as somno-like golem:
Has $1,900,000(possessing random gambler)

VS.

Altair:
Has $6,000,000

POWER-UP TERMINAL:
Digital Slot Machine: Bet your money for a chance to win more money!
Invulnerability: Pay half your current cash for invulnerability for all of the turn following the one you purchase it on. Can only be used once per person.
Boost Roulette: Pay $1M for a completely random boost to yourself, or a random debuff on the enemy gamblers!

 

[MooGoesCow21]

I would just let him win we dont want another legendary weapon

 

[Featherfall]

Terry looks at the new Alchemiter, and immediately gets flashbacks.
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FOCUS!
Terry pastes the entire McDonald's selection of food items to the AG Foodie, increasing its thicc, and therefore its HP, by quite a bit.

 

[JOEbobobob]

"Wizard, School of Divination Portent Feature.
After each long rest, roll two 2d20. Record the results. Then throughout the day, you can expend each result to make that be the outcome of any one attack roll, saving throw, or ability check for you or any creature you can see."
My rolls where, when I rested to regain my spells a few rounds ago (when I was spamming steal.), a 1 and a 20.
First, I roll my "GET HOW IMPORTANT TEAMING UP WITH ME IS THROUGH THIS IDIOTS HEAD" Check, and set my roll to Nat. 20 with that feature.
As such, Altair is guaranteed to agree with me that its better to make sure we are not, in fact, currently in the clutches of Lucifer, a Known Ally of the Godmodder with the EXACT SAME TEXT COLOUR as the announcer, unless he is on Lucifer/the Godmodders side... in which case the check wouldn't even roll and I'd still have the ability to chose another roll to land on 20.
Second, I cast Another of my Many scrolls of maximized empowered elongated persistent timestop.
the spell "Gate" requires one round (time is stopped) and a diamond worth at least 5,000 GP.
how much is a GP?
using modern values of various items, we might say that 1 GP is worth somewhere between 15 cents and $200 in $US.
I proceed to buy 10 spyglasss with 150$ each.
I transfigure the first 5 into a single diamond for the spell, and sell the other 5 for GP with which I buy 1LB hourglasses to make back the lost $.
Then, I cast gate, and summon a single Efreet, before saying that as long as the first 2 wishes are satisfactorily completed, it can do with the third as it wishes so long as that does not interact with me.
I proceed to create 50,000 GP's worth of candles of invocation with the 2 wishes. that means 5.5.
each candle of invocation is another Efreet, and everyone is too frozen to stop me. candle count multiplies by 5.5 each instance, and as such max wish count does.
once I have 30 or so Efreet to use, I cast plane shift, and teleport to my pocket dimension, and do another time stop scroll. then I cast gate on Lucifer. everything since the word "Second" was in the middle of Announcer saying "time??", halfway through. Gate's description says "When you cast this spell, you can speak the name of a specific creature (a pseudonym, title, or nickname doesn't work). If that creature is on a plane other than the one you are on, the portal opens in the named creature's immediate vicinity and draws the creature through it to the nearest unoccupied space on your side of the portal. You gain no special power over the creature, and it is free to act as the DM deems appropriate. It might leave, attack you, or help you.". it does not say it is counterable, so lucifer is pulled through. I return to the main world without time stop ending, do various other Wish spells, and wait for it to end.
Time Stop ends.
If the announcer stops mid-"time??", he is Lucifer. I telepathically inform Altair of this gambit, and he should realise that his best chance is helping me.
If he does not, I inform altair that nevermind the announcer probably isn't Lucifer.
If Altair does not decide to help me when given proof that the announcer is Lucifer, he is probably on Lucifer or the Godmodder's sides.
If the Announcer isn't Lucifer, then I give Altair one last chance.
"I'm giving you one more chance here. stop trying to fight me. Nothing good is coming from it, and I'm willing to wait for any favours for quite a long time."
if he accepts, the battle ends.
otherwise...
"..."
"Why is Everyone here who isn't a player..."
"A TOTAL DUNCE?!"
All my wishes where conditional.
my Wishes said that if Altair agrees, the Wishes should involve helping me fake out the security, obtain the infinileaf clover, and teleport it to where Altair wants, and ensuring he will... eventually... do the favour I wish.
If he disagrees, the first Wish deals 10 ability damage to Altair's Int. the other wishes do the same until his Intelligence is 0.
Intelligence 0 means that the character cannot think and is unconscious in a coma-like stupor, helpless.
if he has over 150 Int the wishes don't start dealing ability damage to Int, they try Each of his other stats consecutively( not consecutively really since only the one that'd work, works.) until it wprks, in the """Order""" of Wis, STR, Dexterity, Charisma, and Constituency.

This means that, most likely, the instant after Altair rejects my offer, he becomes a Mindless, gibbering Idiot Dunce.
if he has over 150 in all stats, the wishes try again with Level 8 (thats the level of wish and the level wish can mimic) Ego Whips. for a psion to cast a level 8 spell, they must be level 16. this means they can invest up to 20 Power Points into each casting (base cost of 4 + their level).
as such, the Ego Whip does 1D4 charisma damage, then another 1D4 for each 4 levels 2 levels of the spell. that means it does a total of 5D4.
as well, winning the saving throws is nigh-impossible when the whip is so high-level.
so Altair requires about 300 Charisma to survive this contingency, and he needs 150 in everything to even reach it.
Another cool thing Wish can do.
You undo a single recent event by forcing a reroll of any roll made within the last round (including your last turn). Reality reshapes itself to accommodate the new result. For example, a wish spell could undo an opponent's successful save, a foe's critical hit, or a friend's failed save. You can force the reroll to be made with advantage or disadvantage, and you can choose whether to use the reroll or the original roll.
last turn, I failed to account for the possibility of Altair attacking me. as such, I clearly failed my Wis check for strategy. I reroll that check and retroactively bought "invincibility". but that would mean I'd be dead right? he did do slightly more then half my money with his attack after all.
No, because clearly Altair made his attack roll before, and I failed my dodge roll.
I reroll both of those, and if his roll is still better then mine, I reroll my reflex check to use the Divinations portent feature to set his attack roll to a natural one, meaning he guaranteed failed.
In summery, I have now retroactively used invincibility last turn and dodged any dodgable parts of Altairs attack.
This leaves me with, what, 10 more Wish spells?
"Wish: Retrieve my offered blade from oh-so-long ago. like, when star was still around."
"WISH: Return my scrolls of stolen time which mirror burned."
"...Wish: cast Gate with the target "SrovyCopySeven"."
Lets get on with it.
Scroll of stolen time Uno, used.
Blink. Blink.
two slashes appear in altairs side.
he turns to my new location and gets ready to block. my hand flashes right, held at a right angle horizontally, palm open.
Blink.
I flash forwards, my hand now straight ahead of me, burning with the light of long forgotten stars, clamping down where Altair was mere moments before.
but the heat still burns him.
I fly through the air on my momentum for a moment, before spinning in air spontaneously, gathering a blade of Celestial energy and accelerating, slamming it into Altair.
"I Do Know one thing about you, Altair."
"You either Resist the HOLY word, or you aren't a Demon."
"of course, there are other words, but I can't use them... oh wait, right, Wish."
"Wish x2: Preform the Neutral and Unholy words on Altair with no other targets"
Blink. my position shifts again, Legendary blade flying straight at Altair and slamming into the ground where he was moments before as he rolls out of the way.
Blink.
I land, skid, grab the blade and dash forwards, slamming into Altairs defences.
the blade and whatever he blocked it with crackle with energy.
"RELEASE."
the world seems to almost stop for a moment, like a game that lags from too much happening at once.
and a Wave of elemental force rockets out and about a quarter of the speed of light--- too fast for any mortal human to dodge.
I'm still using my scrolls of stolen time, was prepared, and Blinked immediately, opening a portal in front of me even as I land. that saves me from the brunt of it... also the invulnerability power up helps.
Altair Might still be alive with all that extra $ tho.
I snap my fingers, and the blade, previously having fallen from my hands and clattered into the abyss, reappears in my hands, glow largely extinguished, and points at the maelstrom of energy. the energy is all sucked back up.
I blink aside as altair attacks where I was 1/5 of a second ago.
the sword in my hand glitches.
"What, did you think a weapon known as the "Legendary Blade" would be a sword? =) "
it shifts forms a few times and settles on a scythe, seemingly of solid bone. my clothing shifts, my skin fades. I seem nearly fully bone, my clothing now a cloak.
"I Suppose I am your death. you are simply too stupid to live."
at that moment I remember all the ability damage I did to him. so does the universe's rules. he crumples to the ground.
I glide towards him, and Reap.
Coup de Grace
As a full-round action, you can use a melee weapon to deliver a coup de grace to a helpless opponent. You can also use a bow or crossbow, provided you are adjacent to the target.

You automatically hit and score a critical hit. If the defender survives the damage, he must make a Fortitude save (DC 10 + damage dealt) or die. A rogue also gets her extra sneak attack damage against a helpless opponent when delivering a coup de grace.
Helpless is the status one recieves when a stat is at 0... except constitution thats an instakill to have 0 of.
I proceed to Coup de Grace his face, then Coup de Grace his left finger, and continue until I have Coup de Grace'd every part of his body. He'll be fine, he only lost all his money.
all of these Coup de Grace's where empowered by my weapon being a legendary one-of-a-kind superweapon empowered with a shard of my sword which I can call to my hand at will and is literally indestructible (if it where somehow cut apart with portals or some such, the damage'll repair in moments.) which also enchanted with every possitive enchantment known to doydoy.
one more Coup de Grace (Altair somehow made all the fortitude saves to not die instantly).
Altair is now Alive, but with negative hit points.
he's not bleeding though. that would be dumb.
ENTITY ORDREDs
Lastly, fred, somno, and seven are on standby. if Altair still has $ left over, they finish him off. (Fred using hold person, Somno hitting him with his staff, and seven doing some magic involving sawing him in half.
Otherwise, they work on making sure I really will obtain the infinileaf clover...
And on making sure that the sidequest does not immediately end once I do.
I prefer the clover placed in a more difficult to obtain position in exchange for a favour in the distant future to the clover being on the battlefield.

 

[Moniker]

If you haven't already, please check the announcement, a few posts down here. This is the last update before I'm going to be away from DefTG for a bit. I might try for one more sidequestdop before I go, too.

(OOC: I'm joining this... as SCP-2223-A.)

An anime girl appears on the battlefield. So, the guys told me I'm here to help kill this godmodder guy who's been messing with their systems. Ehehe.... No problem.

Actions 1-3: She serves the PG Foodie the following five-course meal, forcing it down his throat telekinetically if necessary:

- Fibrous Taint¹ on Tainted Goo² Pudding
- Crystallized³ Bread with Polonium-210 Soup
- Nuclear Waste Sandwich a la Last Chance Diner⁴
- Highway Cookies⁵ with Blazing Pyrotheum⁶ Sauce
- Slab of Fluoroantimonic Acid in Red Ice⁷

Click to shrink...

Welcome! This should've been processed last turn, but it's getting processed this turn instead.

The PG Foodie gets force-fed a lot of bad food! It really messes with the Flavor Cube flavor! Being tainted, his regen is nullified by this poison!

I continue Charging 6/???

also the Super laser will attack Sunbreaker

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The Super laser is aimed and ready!

Actually because I like numbers in 5s I'll queue another Command Center bringing the total to 5 before they start constructing Factorys
(and maybe some starports for some Viking support)
Well then I order my Army to start opening Fire on the Anti-Air (Ground) Turret....
I order All Buildings to halt production and Lift off, making them temporary air units however they can't produce anything while in the air.
(Ordered Cancelled Since the AA turret is getting flipped, unless it doesn't then Ill re do it...)

Actions:
1. I sabotage PG Foodie Dinner preparation with the Ghost Peppers, it will be so he has to remake his entire Dish, unless he was purposely making a bad dish which well then he should be a shame of as a Chef.

2. I Throw a wrench into the gear, The AA Turret may not have gears but it doesn't need gears to be messed up.
I simply knock the Aiming System a couple dimensions away, Inside a Black-hole, which is surrounded by giant Light curtain, and just to be sure I place a Nude Magazine over the Aiming System.

3. Well SR Builders, I can promise Camaraderie and purpose among with my Army, I always hoped we would worked together and celebrate in a party, so let's try the Party out again? It doesn't matter what the Party was about, let's just celebrate your new-found purpose and join me.

Click to shrink...

The SR builders don't join you, but it seems like their attention's been grabbed...

PG Foodie's prep is slowed down by a turn! 10,000 damage to the AA turret!

also i give the SR engineers the convincing pamphlet convincing them to join the peace keepers

Click to shrink...

You give the SR builders the CONVINCING PAMPHLET! They read it, and are converted, scientology-style, to raving Peacekeeper fans! They go and join the Peacekeeper ranks, sharing their building techniques! The Peacekeepers now have access to new types of buildings!

ES groans as he gets up from being hit in the face by his charge booster. Great, that's just what he needed. Time for some mental maths.

20/3 = 6 and two thirds, round up to 7 turns for the charge.

12/4 = 3, + 1 for that round for 4 turns, and now he needs 8/3 or 2 and 2 thirds round up to three for 7 turns thanks to this. No time has been saved unless he risks using the Charge Booster again.

Great.

Unless he uses two Charge Stones, since those tend to backfire less directly. Hmm, reckless use of those aids the Godmodder and drops him on the Neutralladder, but if he uses only two, that's fine, right? That drops it to 6, so still only one turn saved overall.

He shouldn't have ever tried to be smart with this, really.

FOCUS - BUT NO FOR REAL STUFF HAPPENS

An area is cleaned out for use, fairly large but not overwhelmingly so in the main battlefield, but a bit away from the center of it. One Charge Stone and three actions are used to make this happen. The Apex targets the AA Turret.

Charge: 16/20.

Click to shrink...

You break a CHARGE STONE to speed up construction! Too much energy, once again...

ENTROPIC PARADOX ROLL: 4250/9840
Major Negative Effect!
Entropy: 160 - 170

A portal opens under the Wolf Pack, sucking them... somewhere! Well, wherever it took them, they're for all intents and purposes dead.

Well... We aren't in as bad a spot as we could be?
1. I place a shield on Grog. Gotta protect your tank right?
2. I flip the AA turret once more, so it's bottom is facing the ground, and let it plummet to the ground.
3. Now gents, ladies, and filthy neutrals... I see a neutral crusing for a bruising at N-2... Let's give him a warm welcome! I pull out the spear Longinus and use it to stab Sunbreaker!
IN THE WORDS OF VEGETA-SAMA!!!!

Spoiler: DO ITTTTTT

Click to shrink...

+1 shield to Grog! As you flip the AA turret, the godmodder suddenly launches a rock from the HEXAGONAFIELD, catching it in mid-air! Now, it's at a mid-way point between the ground and the platform in the sky! The AA turret no longer does x10 damage to ground units - and does x5 damage to everything instead!

11,000 damage to Sunbreaker!

Piono lies unconscious on the ground. He's not going to be doing anything this round. The improbability drive promptly pockets the Yorehammer into the team inventory, the first player to claim the yorehammer gets it.

Action 1:
The improbability drive continues whirring and whistling.
3/5 for Fire and Flames

Action 2:
The improbability drive is really cooking up a storm here.
4/5 for Fire and Flames

Action 3:
I'm probably just going to start merging charge actions together at this point.
5/5 for Fire and Flames
Expending...

Music begins, images flash to your mind in the style of a music video.


On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light A view of the Hexagonafield
In flames of death's eternal reign we ride towards the fight Orange, HybridUnity and CaptainCat from the beginning of the thread, jumping towards the godmodder.
When the darkness has fallen down, and the times are tough all right The Terror Zombie as it was eating everything.
The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight The Godmodder laughs cruelly as he sends EternalStruggle off to do his bidding.

Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel, through the wastelands evermore Several Players engaged in a duel with the Godmodder
The scattered souls will feel the hell bodies wasted on the shores Bodies of the plastic armymen scattered around the battlefield
On the blackest plains in hell's domain, we watch them as we go Arsenical wandering through the dreamlands
In fire and pain, and once again we know. JOEbob winning the Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker

So now we fly ever free paradoxdragon flying through the shadow realm on his jetpack
We're free before the thunderstorm Several entities running from the unsealed snowball
On towards the wilderness our quest carries on CaptainNZZZ's army from before
Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight BrutalCore's summoning
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls The view of the soulorb JOEbob managed to obtain

So far away we wait for the day The three friendly NPCPs riding in on the Godslayer
For the lives all so wasted and gone Xerath getting roflstomped as soon as he goes vuln
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Brief flashes of the previous lives of thte various fighters
Through the fire and the flames we carry on The entire playerlist posing as a team.

There's more to it of course, but I can't play all of the song at once, that's for Dragonforce to do.
Dragonforce summoned for CaptainNZZZ!

Dragonforce is a fairly simple entity, it's standard except that instead of dealing damage, it buffs the damage of an allied unit every round.
But since CaptainNZZZ is in sidequest land, put Dragonforce into the same hammer space as the temporal guardian.

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Dragonforce summoned! He's in hammerspace, and will join CaptainNZZZ when he can! Also, Yorehammer given to Eevee Shadow Bacon.

... Bored.
The explosion elemental was bored.
He wasn't yet fully charged, and yet, he was so BORED. How long has he been in this pocket, weeks? Felt like it.

He couldn't come out this early, it would break the flow if he didn't wait until his scheduled time to appear, and yet... He could break the rules once, right?

It was decided. Very gently, The explosion elemental slipped from the pocket while Arsenical was manically laughing about his SEALED LION, or whatever, and climbed through the stone ground. He's a living explosion, what do you expect?

Gently, he moved around, and looked for something, anything that would be fun to mess with...

Then he came across the ALCHEMITER. A giant machine, almost too weird to figure out. Luckily, it came with an instruction manual!

ACTION NUMBER 1 & 2: EXPLOSION ELEMENTAL'S ALCHEMITER FUN

... Oh, yes, I see, I see. You put items together from the player inventory.

Fortunately, he stole Arsenical's PERSONAL SHARED INVENTORY POCKET!

Let's see, how about a DRAGON BALL && REDIRIFLE? They seem like an explosive combination!

... Wait, he got another action? Wow. Arsenical must be really preoccupied with maniacal laughter.

Then... The TEMPORAL CONDENSER && CHARGE BOOSTER? If this doesn't cause some weird time shit to happen, I don't know what will.

Action Number 3: Done with the maniacal laughter!

Meanwhile, in another place, Arsenical practices maniacal laughter.

"Hohoho, no no no, that's Santa Claus. Hi hi hi? No, that isn't evil at all. MWHAHAHAHA, yes, that works!"

He's not very good at it. Regardless, he spots the Pro-godmodder foodie about to finish his charge. That just won't do!

No, he needed to increase their Foodie's DODGE RATE.

"Hey, AG foodie! Catch!" With that, he threw a very helpful book to the AG foodie: How to flashstep for dummies. Just a second of that book and you'll be dodging like a pro!

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Dragonballs + Redirifle: Wishful Whammy: A gun capable of shooting wishes in bullet form. When a bullet connects, somebody's wish will be released! This can result in ponies, world peace, or a confession of true love. Use carefully. Non-repeatable/non-combinable item.

Temporal Condenser + Charge Booster: Boosted Temporal Condenser: Acts like the Temporal Condenser, but the Charge stones work on the Charge Booster's rules rather than always making an Entropic Paradox Roll. SPECIAL ITEM: Cost: 100 actions

The AG foodie learns how to move despite being food! He's much better at dodging now!

OOC: I've changed up how the Alchemiter works a bit after some thought - there are also non-repeatable items that don't cost anything but can't be mass-produced. You can only make one copy of them. Also, just as a reminder, the Special Items generally aren't worth the massive cost.

Action 1: I note that the Godmodder is going to find a loophole to get Starcalibur back, and take action to make sure he can't do that. I enchant Starcaliber with an effect that teleports it away to a random player's possession 5 seconds before it would enter within a 5 meter radius of the Godmodder. This way, the Godmodder can't even teleport to the object to grab it, as it will teleport away before the Godmodder can teleport to it. This effect is permanent, and cannot be removed unless the Godmodder wins the cooking contest.

Action 2: I replace the PG Foodie's meat supply with rotten flesh from a zombie grinder. When he cooks it into a meal, it gives off fumes that cause him to hallucinate and be unable to effectively attack the AG Foodie.

Action 3: I use a ridiculously powerful force push to knock the anti-aircraft turret off of the platform, causing it to fly off into space with nothing to stop it.

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The godmodder puts on his pre-prepared legendary weapon grabber hands. It's hands psychically controlled by him, on a stick exactly 5 meters long. With it, the enchantment is easily bypassable!

The PG Foodie's special now activates with a downside! The AA turret is hovering in midair, and the godmodder quickly moves another rock behind it, surrounding it on 3 sides! However, since it can't move, the AA turret takes 10,000 damage instead!

"All forces, attack Darshelenas Sunbreaker!"

I feed the Second Scarlet Prince the Weird Cake.

FOCUS: USING COMMANDS

I quickly open a laptop and start playing Minecraft. This time, it's work related. I open up a creative world and quickly type in a command to create a 100x100x1 wall of dispensers pointed down, using metadata to have them spawn with one Instant Health II Potion each, and then use another command to create Redstone Wire across the top of the dispenser array. "But," you might say, "what does this have to do with anything?"

Your question is soon answered, as I, both on the Hexagonafield and in Minecraft, pull out a modified Digivice. In Minecraft, I right-click and begin clicking options in the menu that appeared, and then switch to holding a stack of 64 Redstone Torches, while on the Hexagonafield, I begin pushing buttons, and then finish by pushing a prominent button in the middle.

With a flash of light, the array of dispensers appears above the Second Scarlet Prince, and I find myself carrying an 8x8 square of Redstone Torches tied together with string. I throw them at the array of Redstone Wire, taking care to ensure that they are evenly distributed across the array so that every dispenser will activate.

And then every dispenser does activate, propelling the healing potions down onto the Second Scarlet Prince. Then, the Digivice glows, and the dispensers, the Redstone Wire, and the Redstone Torches disappear back into Minecraft.

(OOC: To be clear, this is me healing the Second Scarlet Prince.

[✓] Buff the AG Foodie (U) (Done by Arsenical)
[✓] Attack/Debuff the PG Foodie (U) (Done by Daskter, Crusher48, Paradoxdragonpaci, and W32Coravint)
[ ] Fully heal Winry
[ ] Fully heal the Second Scarlet Prince (Partially done by me)
[ ] Fully heal the Simurgh (Partially done by Alastair Dragovich)
[ ] Fully heal Grog Strongjaw
[ ] Kill Darshelenas Sunbreaker (Partially done by Ranger_Strider_, will be partially done by the Second Scarlet Prince, the Pack of Packed Wolves, the Simurgh, and the Super laser)
[ ] Kill Eevee shadow bacon
[✓] Kill/AG-ifiy the Soulraze Builders (Done by Daskter)
[ ] Destroy the Anti-Aircraft Turret (Partially done by Daskter and maybe Ranger_Strider_ and Crusher48)
[ ] Attempt to damage the Godmodder (U)

If something is labeled (U), then you can still contribute to it without wasting actions whether or not it has a check mark next to it.)

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+39,000 HP to Second Scarlet Prince! He's feeling much better now.

I do Cards || Medicinal Plants
Also Cards ||Frostfire
Finally I dump whole lots of Salt Pepper and the Tumeric Powder onto the PG Entity to hopefully imbalance the Flavours in it making it weaker

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None of those things are in the Player Inventory! Only items from the Player Inventory can be used in the Alchemiter. Imbalancing the PG Foodie's flavors, it finds its attack power reduced! You took some of the edge off!

Timidly, a player comes out from behind... something. It's...

Who is this slob? Whoever it is, the look of shame and embarrassment practically radiates off of them. They look around, but the moment they spot the side quest they flinch and hide behind the slot machine. Oh dear.

They try to work up the nerve to attack or negotiate or figure out what's going on, but the anxiety gets to them. Instead they pull out a laptop and surf the internet, about to waste all of their time and everyone else's. As usual.

Except... he sees Winry. Now, normally he'd not trust himself to be able to help... except he sees that she's got some wounds on her. Unable to sit idly by for too long, he heads over to the inventor.

He tries to speak. He really does. He wants to ask if there was anything he could do for the wounds.

But he just chokes on his anxiety.

Still, it looks like it is nasty. Looking both ways to make sure no one is looking, he gets out a healing book. Muttering to himself, he focuses on the appropiate spells. he checks, double checks, and triple checks. He nearly screws up the spell anyway through sheer nerves.

But somehow? He pulls through and heals her. Too timid to stick around, he flees before Winry can see who healed her.

And he runs smack dab into the Simurgh. Now, he may not have read Worm, but he has read enough Worm fanfiction to know that they're normally BAD NEWS(tm). This isn't the case, but he panics anyway, attempting to attack them as a brief distraction before running for the hills.

However... he tries attacking the Simurgh by casting the first spell he could think of. Which, fortunately, is the healing spell, meaning everything worked out nicely in the end.

Except when he runs into Eevee Shadow Bacon.

"uh-uh... sorry?"

However, they get a better look at what the person is doing. Holding a heart. And powering an arcane ritual to summon something.

Coming to the right conclusion for entirely the wrong reasons, he assumes that Eevee Shadow Bacon is Evil, and as such makes a play for the Very Important Looking Heart, grabbing it from their hands while Eevee is distracted by their random, impromptu intrusion.

"Umm, this doesn't look good, so I'm just gonna stealthisimportantlookingheartthat'sproabblyfuelingyourevilritualandrunningnowbye!"

And with that, he bolts like he was being chased by some horrid Slenderman abomination. Or by tax collectors. The fear level is about the same.

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Winry and Simurgh fully healed!

Approaching Eevee Shadow Bacon, you... GRAB THE RESOLUTE HEART COPY! Eevee Shadow Bacon reacts immediately, wrestling you in a brutal tug-of-war! In the end, they wrest their item from your hands, but you managed to hit them for 8,000 damage in the process! Great!

ACTION ONE
The anime girl turns around in confusion. Where'd her intricately crafted torture meal go?

She demands that her post be counted, then notices the Mobile Task Force guy. She curses in Ithkuil: they're here too?

She pulls out a tablet and starts to buy things with her infinite supply of the rarest pepes, the ultimate digital currency. Or rather she just gets a script to do it.
Ordered 1x MineModular Small Cubic Module for PEPE 2.35

They'll take a few posts to deliver (1/5)

ACTION TWO
The anime girl pulls out a hose connected to a long series of machines. The machines are generating fluoroantimonic acid. She unleashes the power of fluoroantimonic acid on the PG Foodie's cooking equipment, causing its preparation of "Dinner" to be interrupted by its utensils, pots, pans, and pretty much its entire kitchen setup burning. She then does exactly the same thing to the PG Foodie except with chlorine trifluoride, causing the PG Foodie to burn as well, then summons King Harkinian, who demands dinner. Unfortunately, "Dinner" is ruined, so King Harkinian fires his lazor at the PG Foodie, obliterating it. The Ancient Joke Police show up, and arrest the PG Foodie, dropping it into the sun.

Cubic modules still delivering (2/5)

ACTION THREE
The anime girl then proceeds to channel the power of [REDACTED], the Examiner, who is summoned and proceeds to write up a test for the PG Foodie. The test itself is completely nonsensical, filled with memetic kill agents, and written on Explosive Runes. Did I mention that the test is 1450 questions long, and every question has the same effect as SCP-1889 but enhanced so you get killed as son as you arrive at what you think is an answer regardless of whether that answer is right or wrong? Oh, and the Examiner edited the laws of physics themselves so that the PG Foodie HAS to complete the test, or it will die instantly! She then places an Octuple Compressed Torcherino next to the PG Foodie and activates it, causing him to answer all the questions instantly from the outside perspective. You know what this means.

Still delivering (3/5)

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Charging requires whole actions, so since you spent one of three actions charging, you're at 1/5. The foodie takes 24,000 damage from all these terrible things happening to him!

(Free Action)

I stare at the turn log and wondered when did Cait Siths joined the field and who were expecting them. I shrug and get back to using my Charges.

(Action!)(3 Charges + 3 From Starcaliber)
(1 Charge)
Staring at the rather menacing turret that's pointing its barrels downwards I hastily craft an Anti-Aircraft Turret Shield! It should stand a 2 to 3 hits from it... r-right?
(1 Charge)
Staring (I've been doing a lot of staring lately...) at the new Alchemiter I decided to toss in my damage ticket and +1000A sword to see what will come from it.
(2 Charges)
Once that's done I do quick examination of my Catmancer as his constant preaching is starting to make me worry. Certainly the exposure of such Pure and Raw Cat Energy hasn't done anything bad to him... maybe. Its when I picked up his stat sheet that found his name changed along with receiving the Priest title and a few more levels added to the catmancer class... Idly I hover over the his title screen and begin to ponder about the title he has receive. It didn't take long for me to be unoriginal and stick both titles of Catmancer and Priest and have him called as the Catmancer Priest! (Now with more smiting! and maybe support stuff If I get the motivation to add more charges to give him support abilities...)
(0/6 + 2 Charges)
Having done with some tinkering and a examination for the Catmancer Priest (I really should remember his name... was it Fennie?) I get a bunch of magical books based on the studies of Cat energy effects on bodies and get ready to call up more proefficient catmancers on this field.

(Orders?)
The Catmancer Priest (or Fennie I guess.) should be up by now and will Smite the Turret
The Cat Siths are... glowing? but still unconscious to take any orders.

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You get a text on your phone, that you may or may not have had until just now... An unknown number!

???: The Cat Sith. Keep them alive. I need them.

+1 attack blocker on the AA turret! Catmancer promoted to Cat Priest! The new title comes with minor stat boosts.

Iron sword + Damage Ticket: Pain sword: Gives an entity a permanent buff of +5,000A, but deals 20,000 damage to them when they first equip it! Non-repeatable item.

Ah so you refused to give me a present. That is fine to me.



Ah so you refused to give me my polar bear. That is fine to me.


Edit: You make the godmodder unreasonable aggressive against my entity because you can and won't allow something new. This is probably the best idea you came up with lately.

I summon a completely generic unit that has HP and attack. It has nothing else whatsoever and deserves no attention. It also has no hopes, dreams or even a soul.

Edit 2: This beam would not do any damage because it does simultaneously 50,000 damage and heals 50,000 damage, which means: No damage to any of the bars since both "damage" attacks charge the bars by equal values, cancelling themselves out. The godmodder should have obliterated one bar first and then killed the other one. But maybe logic isn't even a thing in this place. It maybe was once and said bye bye apple pie .

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Pillar-men retroactively summoned with the present! Make sure to specifically say you're opening it! They've been given your attack shield. The godmodder used his cheaty powers to split his attack between bars, even though it shouldn't have been.

You summon the COMPLETELY GENERIC ALLY. The godmodder realizes that this poor, depressed entity needs some help! He lavishes attention and care onto the unit. He gives him a hope, dream, and purpose: To serve the godmodder! And he will carry this dream out to its fullest!

FOCUS

I place as many attack blockers (the things that block outgoing attacks, as in the AA gun's attacks) as possible on the AA turret with the help of the Redirifle/Portal Gun.

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You use the REDIRIFLE again! It's heating up...

+4 attack blockers on the AA turret!

FOCUS!

The cheery girl takes an Armored Fighting Vehicle and pits it against the Anti Aircraft Turret. Due to the heavy armor, the AFV deals significant damage.

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A brutal battle ensues! The AFV ultimately manages to deal 20,000 damage before going down!

Terry looks at the new Alchemiter, and immediately gets flashbacks.
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FOCUS!
Terry pastes the entire McDonald's selection of food items to the AG Foodie, increasing its thicc, and therefore its HP, by quite a bit.

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All the Mcdonald's food... the AG foodie feels so... fat...

The AG Foodie gains a massive boost to current and maximum HP, but a massive boost to poison as well! They're taking a lot of damage every turn!

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In the Cooking Contest, the AG Foodie strikes the PG Foodie for 92,000 damage! The PG one swings back, dealing 74,000 damage! Both failed their dodge rolls... and both take poison damage! At this rate, the PG Foodie might... LOSE! The godmodder enchants him with a brand new frying pan, giving the PG Foodie increased accuracy (counters enemy dodge rate) and damage!

AG:

The Scarlet Prince and Simurgh attack Darshelenas Sunbreaker! The Support Laser from the Space Station fires too! It's all too much! 58,999 damage! Sunbreaker is... barely holding on! He has one last chance... To beg for mercy... Or to keep fighting!

Grog, the Starcraft army, the Sealed Lion, and the Pillar Men all attack the midair AA turret! 32,000 damage! Pike heals the Second Scarlet Prince for 10,000 HP - he's almost back to full now!

PG:

The AA turret fires 5 times, eliminating all of the attack blockers! That leaves it with 5 more attacks... It fires thrice at the Starcraft army! One shot destroys 5 barracks! The other 2 destroy the entirety of the marine and SCV units! Looks like it's been majorly set back, again... Its 2 remaining attacks are used on Grog, one breaking the attack shield and the other dealing 15,000 damage!

The Generic Entity attacks Pike, taking her attack shield! He looks like he's about to go in for the kill!

The godmodder goes for the good old THREE WAY SPLIT! Once at the Sealed Lion! The other 2 times for Simurgh! The Sealed Lion is slain, and Simurgh takes 30,000 damage from the first hit and barely dodges the second!

But wait... is the Sealed Lion getting back up? They are now the UNSEALED LION!

N:

The Sith army is still sleeping! However, the Catmancer Priest, backed up by the Apex, attacks the AA turret, dealing 30,000 damage! The turret is about halfway dead!

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! A musical instrument-related method...
-Win the cooking contest to keep Starcalibur! Help the AG Foodie defeat the PG Foodie!

Minor tasks:

Spoiler

Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities!
Protect the SCVs building Starcraft buildings!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs. The Alchemiter can let you combine items.
Pike is healing friendly entities!
Take out the AA turret! It does big damage against any entity!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

COOKING CONTEST:

[AG]Foodie: 727,000/850,000 HP, 94,000A, Special: Dinner's Ready(ready in 1!) (45% dodge rate)(-49,000 HP per turn!)(-6,000 damage from all attacks!)

[PG]Foodie: 307,000/600,000 HP, 180,000A, Special: Dinner's Ready(ready in 1!, tainted meat)(20% dodge rate)(-13,000 HP per turn!)(-2,000 damage from all attacks!)(Attack S/B/D ignorant!)(+15% accuracy)

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[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 5!)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: Mysterious Portal(233% open)(+33% open per turn)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer: 20% complete (cost: 10)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 60(building space station!)(Manager halving cost)
Winry: 8,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 68,000/70,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(+3,000 HP per turn)
Simurgh: 15,000/45,000, 13,000 x 2A (40% dodge chance)

[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(13,200 TA)(Neosteel foundry):
SCVs: 50/50 x 0 HP(schedule: Get to 10 barracks, then build 4 command centers, then factories)
Marines: 200 x 0 HP, 150 x 0A(5 guarding Space Station!)
Marauders: 400 x 10 HP, 250 x 10A
Hellions: 400 x 10 HP, 350 x 10A
Command centers: 5,000/5,000 x 4 HP (+4 SCVs per turn)
Barracks: 3,000/3,000 x 5 HP (+1 marine each, each turn)
Command centers: 0 complete each turn (1 builder = 5%)

[AG - Ranger Strider]Grog Strongjaw: 7,000/25,000 HP, 10,000A
Pike: 10,000/10,000 HP, +10,000A(healer!)

[AG - Arsenical]Unsealed Lion: 8,000/8,000 HP, 10,000A

[AG - Hungry visitor]Pillar-men: 30,000/30,000 HP, 8,000A(protected from 1 attack)

[N]Slots Machine: 50,000/50,000 HP

[N]Alchemiter: 100,000/100,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - Winkins]Sith army: 10,000/10,000 HP, 4,000A(x2 damage against Snakes)
Catmancer priest: 9,000/9,000 HP, 5,000A(leading Sith army!)

[N - EternalStruggle]The Apex: 65,000/65,000 HP, 25,000A (+1 repair drone/turn)
Repair Drone: 100 x 3 HP(+500 x 2 repair per turn!)

[N]Darshelenas Sunbreaker: 1/80,000 HP

[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon: 72,000/80,000 HP

[P]Peacekeepers(1,156,850 total attack)(Unbribable)(protected from 18 attack):
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP, 10,000A(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 250,000/250,000 HP(Power armor)
Riflemen V: 1,000 x 999 HP, 250x999A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners IX: 3,000 x 999 HP, 800x999A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 1,250/1,250 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 1,000 x 999 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Commandos: 1,000 x 999 HP, 100 x 999A
Engineers: 100 HP x 999(expanding Tower into Peacekeeper HQ, done in 4!)(adding Godmod plating to Tower, done in 2!)
Scientists: 100 HP x 999, re-researching Godmod weaponry(done in 3!)(researching improved machine gunners, done in 1!)
HQ: 20,000/20,000 HP x 2, researching double-speed progression(done in 7!), filing land expansion permit(done in 1!)
Shield generators: 15,000 x 6 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 30,000/30,000 x 3 HP (producing Machine gunner x 999 for death-elite training camp, done in 3!)
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 100,000/100,000 HP (Training Riflemen x 999, done in 4!)
Special Weapons depot: 40,000/40,000 HP
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers v2(equipped), Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways, Godmod building plating(equipped), Godmod armor(equipped), Assistant SR builders

[PG]Anti-Aircraft Turret: 128,000/250,000 HP, 3,000 x 10A (Hovering, x5 damage against all entities!)

[PG]Generic Entity: 25,000/25,000 HP, 10,000A

[PG]Godmodder: 202/300 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Legendary Weapon Map)(Major Charge: 2/3)


Player info:

Spoiler

Captain.cat(has King of the Hill)
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
MooGoestheCow (Charge: 1/???)(Charge: 6/???)
[N-2]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 16/100)(effect-curing power)(Resolute Heart Copy - mimics effects once)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity)(Temporal Guardian + Dragonforce in hammerspace!)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)(16/??)
Hungry_Visitor(Ascendance)(New being - gets 1 attack shield)
The_Two_Eternities(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(protected from 4 attack)(1/5)
Arsenical(2 posts in debt!)(6/10)(Protection from Demons - protects from devil takeovers!)
[N+1]JoeBOB
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time(1/10)
[N]Mr Mirror Man(5/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)(Godmodder Repellent)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)
gilded king(8/10)
Pionoplayer(Sidequest Charge token: Complete a sidequest to make worth 5 charges)(2/5)
[N-2]Darshelenas Sunbreaker
[N+1]Winkins(+1,000A Iron sword)(1 10,000 damage token)(1 +5,000A/20,000 damage Pain sword)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)
Nano Soldier 2016(behind cover)(has M16, Body Armour)
W32Coravint(1/5)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condenser(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 11
Redirifle
Miniature Doormaker Plushy
Charge Booster (damage: 2/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks
Medkit x 3
Weird Cake(+10,000 HP, free action!)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)

 

[MooGoesCow21]

Holy Shit the peace keepers are so OP

I continue channeling energy 9/???

 

[JOEbobobob]

I'm not sure its even possible to loose the game at this point, the peacekeepers'll just kill the godmodders stuff if we're in trouble.
Has this really never happened for any player groups before us, the creation and subsequent ignoring of a snowballing loss-guarding entity?
seems weird.
/null

 

[pionoplayer]

Action 1:
Piono wakes up, he has one heck of a headache, and looks around, becoming quite miffed that NONE of his allies even bothered to pick him up off the ground, and just let him lay there, unconscious, in the middle of a warzone.
He looks around, trying to see if the NPCPs are still here. Nope, they've bailed on him too.
A tiny piece of his heart hardens.
"So much for camaraderie."
He staggers to his feet, then falls back down again. He's still out of it from that massive attack on the Godmodder.
He looks up at the AA Cannon, and decides that something needs to be done about that.
He reaches into his inventory and pulls out a special gun. A gun that fires corks. He leans back, takes aim at the AA cannon, and then falls over as he's about to fire it.
The multi-cork (gotta have that custom ammo) spirals off across the battlefield, and then ricochets off of a rock, zooming past the foodies, over the heads of the peacekeepers and then slams right into the barrels of the AA cannon. The next time the AA cannon attacks, several of its attacks will backfire, dealing damage to the AA cannon instead of anything else.

Actions 2&3:
The improbability drive kicks back up with its next charge.
2/5 for Frozen Heart


Just a reminder to everyone that only three people have entered the raffle for the Frozen Heart charge, you can still make guesses to try and enter by making a guess in the OOC thread.