Defeat The Godmodder

[hungry visitor]

C'THUN and his cult.

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What will happen if two cults are in one world?

Find out in the next episode of "Religious Warfare".

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

What will happen if two cults are in one world?

Find out in the next episode of "Religious Warfare".

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Yogg-Saron doesn't have a cult. Only C'thun has a cult.

 

[hungry visitor]

Yogg-Saron doesn't have a cult. Only C'thun has a cult.

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But HarVester has a cult. It isn't a cult cult but you know what I mean.

 

[That-Random-Guy]

Action 2: I start gathering power for my third action, which is intended to definitively increase the number of turns before the unsealed snowball reaches 250. (Action 2 is me charging action 3 and asking for help for everyone else)

Edit: Action 3: I look deeper into the unsealed snowball, and see how it is increasing speed like that. Ah. The power that the Godmodder has invested into it has twisted itself into a sort of sub-space magi-machine. It is using its power to simultaneously cheat the laws of conversation of momentum (the +20%, abbreviated as CoM cheater in other parts of this post) and simply add some momentum on top (the +20). Firstly I see if I have enough power to attack the CoM cheater. (OOC: If I don't have enough power from my 2 actions and any helpers, then I use 1 chargestone. If it seems that still won't be enough, I don't use a chargestone and instead proceed to the second paragraph of this action.) My method for doing so is to simply take apart the connections between the snowballs main 'power storage' and the actual mechanism.

If I have any leftover power or it seems that even with a chargestone, part 1 doesn't work, then I use that power to take apart the bonds that make the unsealed snowball so hard to damage. (oOC: I reduce its resistance)

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

But HarVester has a cult. It isn't a cult cult but you know what I mean.

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Honestly, as long as the object of the cultist' s worship don't fight, it shouldn't be a problem.

 

[Moniker]

Angerangeranger Happiness. I feel distrubed in my angre. I am A N G E R Y



HarVester now is an abstract being by fulfilling the old prophecy. With this power he tries to snacc the snowball too.

OOC: this is the best I can come up for my first action. Will probably write another action, maybe I won't.

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6000 damage to the Unsealed snowball!

I focus and defuse blues eyes

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By "defuse" you mean... make less angry? You defuse blue eyes dragon of all that tension that's been building up, and he lies down to take a nice, peaceful nap...

The man stands by the Godmodder and pats him comfortingly on the shoulder, expression grim. "I understand your pain, sir. Nobody should have to lose their puppy, even if they were using it as a weapon of war. I'll let you mourn."

He stands back, and does... nothing? Not attacking the Godmodder, or anything else it would seem. Huh, looks like even Edgemaster 10000 has some standards, or a weird and nonsensical moral code he lives by. He does look at the Unsealed Snowball with concern, and silently gestures at the AGs and then points at the Boss, but otherwise he passes his turn.

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I make it rain using a weathershifter.

To make it match the mood{and melt the snowball.]

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Welcome to the game!

Rain briefly falls onto the battlefield, dealing 3000 damage to the unsealed snowball!

I Use THE SWORD and hit the snowball with it (focus)

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You smash the snowball with THE SWORD! THE SWORD shatters into a billion tinier swords, which go out all over the battlefield and stab random things! 17000 damage to the Unsealed snowball! 3000 damage to Examon! 3000 damage to Yogg-Saron! All 5 machine gunners killed!

My first action is to grant Chuckles another attack shield, Chuckles' continued survival is pretty important for all my entities after all.

My second and third actions is to steal some of the Unsealed Snowball's Power, no doubt slowing it's ability gaining by a bit and, if possible, I then infuse that stolen Power into the Mysterious Tower.

On the entity side of things I order the eagles, the Thunderhawks, and the undead warriors to attack the Unsealed Snowball while the techmarines build a few Tarantula Sentry Turrets to defend Chuckles.

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+1 attack shield for Chuckles! You steal 2 power from the Unsealed snowball, and use it to boost the Mysterious tower's max HP a little! Your entities will all attack the Unsealed Snowball!

You have risen a rung on the NEUTRALADDER! Assisting AGs in their goals! New neutraladder level unlocked:

N+1: We're Not Enemies: AG entities won't mess with you, even if ordered.

"Noooooooooooooo!" CoreBrute yelled outloud, as he watched the Godmodder take the Starcalibur. He collapsed on the ground, the breath leaving him. As he closed his eyes he began to ponder and think. What he should have done. What he should do now.

Then he feels the rain fall on his face. Filled with sadness and grief, really setting the mood. In a moment, CoreBrute knew what had just occured. And what he had to do now.

He lumbered up, and grabbed a piece of stone. With it, he started to carve on his body, a series of special runes and pentagrams made on his body. These would leave impressions on his very soul. [2 Actions spent*]

Finally, he reached into his pocked and pulled out a pill. The last pill he thought he would ever take. The CIA's fake death pill. With determination, he put it in his mouth and swallowed it. He knew he would only have a limited time before he would come back, but it was the best he could do...

Action 3: CoreBrute is dead. He will come back to life in 2 turns.

CoreBrute's eyes flutter open. A dark skinned man in white robes kneels before him, a weighing scale at his side.

"Welcome. My name is Anubis. You have passed on, and I am here to take you to your rightful resting place ..." He stopped, as if confused by the figure before him. As he should be-the first set of runes CoreBrute made changed the way his soul would appear in heaven.

Spoiler: What CoreBrute looks like dead

"Oh don't worry." CoreBrute said, wagging his tail as his tongue stuck out. The tag on his collar glowed briefly. The second set of carvings* had worked too-he could summon one contraband item while here, before the guys up top realised what he was doing. But first, he had to get up top.

"I know exactly where I'm going. After all," And he stared off into the distance, where clouds glowed brightly.

Spoiler: "All Dogs go to Heaven."

OOC: Also, there's an OOC thread guys! Defeat The Godmodder (OOC) It's linked on the front too.

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(You only had 2 actions this turn, but the third one was more RP than action, so its fine)

Welcome to Dog heaven! What will you do, now that you're here...

"Wait whats up with that 3?... Shit its likely nothing good, Soldiers Get rid of all Godmod Gear it's likely set to blow up or something else just as bad!" The army men reluctantly get rid of the Godmod armor and Godmod weaponry "Soldiers also rearm anti Godmodder bullets!" The army men with a bit more enthusiasm Reequip the Anti Godmodder bullets. With a nod i turn to the Scientists "Scientists starting finding out way to stop the unsealed snowball from regenerating health!" The Scientists give a salute and start hypothesize ways to stop the Snowball's health regeneration. I then turn towards the Engineers "Engineers! Start building the Special Weapons Depot so our men can be better armed!" The Engineers give a salute and start building the Special Weapons Depot.

I then toward to look at The Unsealed Snowball 'Hmm what to do with you? hmmmm would be nice to have some Icecream at the moment... that could work. I wish for strawberry syrup to suddenly start pouring on the Unsealed Snowball!' Suddenly a giant strawberry Syrup bottle appears in the air 50 feet above the unsealed snowball, then the cap on the bottle uncorks itself and then it tips itself over, pouring tasty, mouth watering, strawberry syrup all over the Unsealed Snowball.

500 plastic spent this turn

Spoiler: Special Weapons Depot

Special Weapons Depot: (Unlocked because of support elements was researched) Costs 500 plastic to build, Can build Flame troopers, Remote Controlled Robobombs(Locked until researched) Flak jackets upgrade, Power armor upgrade(locked until Researched) Grenade launchers.

Flame Trooper Lvl1: 35 hitpoints, Armed with a M-2 Flamethrower, does 50 damage on a hit, Special: If an enemy is hit by their flamethrower they must take a action to put out the flames or they will burn for another 30 damage on the next turn, this effect lasts until they put out the fire. Costs: 300 plastic to build one Flame trooper.
Flak Jacket Upgrade: First must be researched and then 600 plastic must be spent on it at the Special weapons Depot, Then Flak jackets will be automatically given to all army men giving them all 35 extra hitpoints.
Grenade launchers: First must be researched and then 400 plastic must be spent on it at the Special weapons depot, Then Grenade launchers will be given to all Riflemen boosting their damage by 40 when they hit a enemy.

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The snowball is covered in strawberry syrup! A flock of hungry children appear around the snowball and start licking it, dealing 10000 damage! Your army has been given orders!

The good news is, taking off the GodMod gear makes the "3" that was on them disappear. On the other hand, your soldiers are back to their ordinary weak selves. Also, someone tampered with the anti-godmodder bullets... it looks like they still serve their original purpose, but no longer give +5 attack.

Esarey creates a Bakery in Cookie Clicker named "Esarey's" Bakery. After fifteen clicks, Esarey purchases one cursor, which produces one cookie on its own every ten seconds.

Esarey then proceeds to implement a simple bot to continue purchasing buildings for the bakery in the most efficient pattern possible.

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You have a game of cookie clicker auto-running! ...Congratulations?

I summon an army of creepy clowns, who just run around the battlefield scaring the $#%& put of everyone
I loot CoreBrute's body for charges to resurrect C'THUN and his cult.
I start resurrecting C'thun and his cult. [1/10]

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Creepy clowns summoned!

...Are you SURE you want to keep going with a "resurrection" charge? Resurrecting entities almost NEVER goes as planned, and simply putting more power into the resurrection won't change that.

FOCUS: ST. GEORGE

I look at Red Eyes Ultimate Dragon, and decide that it has to go. What if it started making babies?!? So, in memory of St. George, I unceremoniously decapitate Red Eyes Ultimate Dragon.

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Red eyes dragon killed!

Blue eyes dragon, previously defused, FREAKS OUT. It now has a permanent vendetta against the AG team! Blue eyes dragon gains immense power and a heightened desire to kill!

About five minutes after I put the cute puppy down, the poor thing is being buried and mourned by a pissed-off Godmodder. I don't say a word and try to deal with the unsealed snowball that is getting more powerful by the second!

So I think to myself, "I have used my strength, and my amazing musical talent, but now it is time to use my brains-of-steel!"

All three actions will be used to create the, HIGH-FREQUENCY, ULTRASONIC, UNSEALED-SNOWBALL-SNOW-MELTING, VIBRATION MACHINE!!!


A spherical surface of a high-frequency, ultrasonic, unsealed-snowball-snow-melting machine is arranged to attach to a sphere of piled, unsealed snow. A power pump of the unsealed-snowball-snow-melting machine is driven to spray the water contained in a melted, unsealed snow, storing tank through a number of high-power, extremely hot water jetting nozzles formed in the spherical surface of the snow-melting machine as the injection water so that the sphere of snow can be melted primarily.

On this occasion, high-frequency is applied to the injection water to melt the snow by the force of the power pump and the high frequency. In the secondary unsealed-snowball-snow-melting, the melted, unsealed snowy water undergone the primary unsealed-snowball-snow-melting is heated by a plasma burner injection device to further promote unsealed snow melting while allowing the water to fall into the melted, unsealed-snow storing tank arranged under the unsealed-snow melting machine.

In the tertiary unsealed-snowball-snow-melting, frozen, unsealed snow crystal of the unsealed snowy water fallen into the unsealed melted snow storing tank is decomposed into atoms by an ultrasonic vibration machine, installed in the storing tank, to make water, by which all the melted, unsealed snow is stored in the storing tank so that it may be circulated for use as the water for melting the snow.


To put all of this into Layman's Terms, what is being created right now is a machine that pulls out unsealed snow from the unsealed snowball, through a series of ultrasonic pumps(at least 5 of them!), into a giant storage tank, which then circulates into a plasma core(to generate butt-tons of heat!), gets injected back into the unsealed snowball, then finally gets vibrated to not only melt the unsealed snowball at the atomic level and at an insane speed, but spread it very quickly! WITHOUT USING FLAMES, ONLY PLASMA!!

IMPORTANT NOTES:

• Machine will be made out of Amazonium!(the material used to make Wonder Woman's unbreakable bracelets!)
• There is a button that has to be pressed for the machine to work(Someone else has to press the damn button since I am using all three of my actions!!)
• This might NOT be our best shot at eliminating the unsealed snowball for good, but the machine will serve as a 4 post attack/status effect inflicter/special entity summoning.
• The machine will match perfectly to the size of the unsealed snowball so no need to worry about dimensions or anything like that!
• There is nothing said about the unsealed snowball being Plasma-water-resistant!
  
• If there is something that doesn't make sense with this idea, I will try to fix it up the best I can!
• This entire, intricate machine will be created at the speed of light so by the time you blink, it will already be finished!
• The machine will be fastened to the unsealed snowball via Amazonium hooks and rods!

OOC: I highly suggest you use your third and final action to press the button and get the machine to power on(But it is 100% your choice!! But keep it up with helping powering-up the army men with your first two actions!

Edit: No worries Captain.Cat, That-Random-Guy is already pressing the button!

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Action 1: With great aplomb and extreme enthusiasm, I press the button on the HIGH-FREQUENCY, ULTRASONIC, UNSEALED-SNOWBALL-SNOW-MELTING, VIBRATION MACHINE!!!

(To make it actually activate, as described in the post 2 above this one. Also, I believe the idea is that including my button press action, the snowball-melter should count as a 4 post attack/status effect inflicter/special entity summoning.

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Unsealed-Snowball-Melting machine activated! It deals 7000 damage to the Unsealed Snowball every turn!

Action 2: I start gathering power for my third action, which is intended to definitively increase the number of turns before the unsealed snowball reaches 250. (Action 2 is me charging action 3 and asking for help for everyone else)

Edit: Action 3: I look deeper into the unsealed snowball, and see how it is increasing speed like that. Ah. The power that the Godmodder has invested into it has twisted itself into a sort of sub-space magi-machine. It is using its power to simultaneously cheat the laws of conversation of momentum (the +20%, abbreviated as CoM cheater in other parts of this post) and simply add some momentum on top (the +20). Firstly I see if I have enough power to attack the CoM cheater. (OOC: If I don't have enough power from my 2 actions and any helpers, then I use 1 chargestone. If it seems that still won't be enough, I don't use a chargestone and instead proceed to the second paragraph of this action.) My method for doing so is to simply take apart the connections between the snowballs main 'power storage' and the actual mechanism.

If I have any leftover power or it seems that even with a chargestone, part 1 doesn't work, then I use that power to take apart the bonds that make the unsealed snowball so hard to damage. (oOC: I reduce its resistance)

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As you try to alter the godmodder-produced machine, your BODY suddenly violates Conservation of Momentum, being flung into a nearby mountain 1000 miles away, at a speed of 1000000 MPH!

...But doing that took energy away from the Snowball! Its power growth is reduced by 10 this turn!

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V:

The creepy clowns scare Yogg-Saron, Oryx and his Hive Knights, and Examon! None of them can act this turn!

AG:

The space engineers keep working on the space station!

The Army men and Cloak strike at the Unsealed snowball, dealing 3000 damage together! The army men finish, and a swarm of scientists and machine gunners join the ranks!

Examon and Yogg-Saron are too terrified to move!

PG:

The Unsealed Snowball gains 30 power! Would've gotten 40, if it weren't for SOMEONE... it learns new abilities: +1 attacks(Total: 2), Attack + 2000 (total: 4000), Froststrike I(enemies hit can't move the turn after they're hit)!

The Unsealed Snowball rolls into Pluff0's Hive Knights, Cloak's clockwork spider, and Examon! All 3 of them are utterly destroyed.

Cloak: ...

Blue eyes dragon attacks Yogg-Saron for 10000 damage with his BERSERK STRENGTH!

The godmodder takes 1 attack shield from Captain.cat's army, and 1 from Chuckles! He puts both on the Unsealed Snowball! Then, the godmodder uses a healing spell on the Unsealed Snowball! +20000 HP! AGAIN. This is getting pretty old.

N:

Oryx is too scared to move!

CaptainNZZZ's eagles and undead warriors strike at the Unsealed Snowball for 4000 damage! The Thunderhawks go in for a bombing run, but they can't even hurt the snowball...

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Defeat the Unsealed Snowball! It's gaining abilities!

Minor tasks:

Spoiler

The army men get stronger over time! Guide and protect them!
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're building helpful structures!
Take out the Creepy Clowns! They're preventing entities from acting!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG]Cloak

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station
Shield array: 25% complete
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers on random sides every turn!(Diet coke bribe!)(mind-controlled to the AG team!)
Space engineers: 60/60 HP x 60(building space station!)

[AG - eeveeshadowbacon]Yogg-Saron: 22000/35000 HP, 14000A

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(23000 total attack)(protected from 1 attack):
Riflemen III: 60/60 HP x 100, 30x100A
Machine gunners III: 30/30 HP x 100, 200x100A
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 9, building special weapons depot(complete in 2!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 112, researching anti-regen attacks(complete in 1!)
HQs: 2000/2000 x 2 HP
Refineries: 1500/1500 x 5 HP(producing 2000 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3000/3000x2 HP
Possesses 11600 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets, GodMod armor(not in use), GodMod weaponry(not in use)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22000/22000 HP(zombie immunity)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A(constructing Tarantula Turrets, complete in 1!)
Thunderhawks: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 1000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 5000/5000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1000/1000 x 9 HP, 500 x 9A
Light Crystal: 10000/10000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5000/5000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Chuckles: 7000/7000 HP(bodyguarding army!)(1 attack shield)(resistance: -500 damage from every attack taken)

[N - Pluff0]Oryx: 12000/12000 HP, 6000A

[PG]Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon: 35000/35000 HP, 10000A (BERSERK MODE)

[PG]Unsealed Snowball: 51000/150000 HP, 11000 x 3A, Special: Avalanche(ready in 1!), 134 Power (Abilities: Resistance II(-2000 all damage), HP + 30000, Regen + 3000, Attack + 4000, Attacks + 2, Flame Immunity, Froststrike I)(BOSS)(Snowball melting machine, -7000 HP per turn!)(protected from 2 attacks)

[PG]Godmodder: 267/300 HP(Starcalibur: x2 actions)

[V]Creepy Clowns: 500/500 x 100 HP, SCARE x 3A, Special: Balloon Animal(ready in 4!)


Player info:

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Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
Eevee Shadow Bacon
Archon of Ghosts
[N]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor
[N]Pluff0
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 1

 

[MooGoesCow21]

Action 1 I punch the snowball
Action 2 I Kick the Snowball
Action 3 Now that there is no attack shields I Attack the snowball for MASSIVE Damage

 

[That-Random-Guy]

I. I. IIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

Think we can salvage this situation! I'll post in the OOC thread in a few minutes.

 

[Iranon]

Esarey proceeds to create a Hyperbolic Time Chamber and place the Cookie Clicker Bakery and its attendant bot inside.

With this in place, Esarey appearifies the Pika Pika no Mi and consumes it, gaining that devil fruit power.

Esarey then fires a series of lasers at the Unsealed Snowball using the power of the Pika Pika no Mi.

 

[hungry visitor]

6000 damage to the Unsealed snowball!

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A bite from a snowball. (an urge overcomes the abstract being, it can't resist)

COOL AND GOOD.

The act of inflicting horrendouse damage onto a certain individual, consisting of crystallized H²O that is scronched into a s p h e r i c a l shape, is giving an entity, that is based on a humoreus reaction from several carbon based lifeforms, satisfaction, which transcribes as a feeling of coldness.

With every word the body of the snowball seems less real (this action deals reality damage). This is a curse on par with cancer and autism combined.

 

[That-Random-Guy]

Esarey proceeds to create a Hyperbolic Time Chamber and place the Cookie Clicker Bakery and its attendant bot inside.

With this in place, Esarey appearifies the Mera Mera no Mi and consumes it, gaining its devil fruit powers.

Lastly, Esarey uses the powers of the Mera Mera no Mi to unleash Dai Enkai: Entei on the Unsealed Snowball.

Spoiler

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Please keep in mind the Snowball has immunity to fire.

 

[CaptainNZZZ]

For my first action (x1.5) I mentally influence the Creepy Clowns, tricking them for this turn into believing that scaring the PGs will be the best possible thing for them to do.

For my second action (1x) I surround Chuckles in a whirling cyclone of bones to shield him from a future attack.

Finally for my third action (0.5x) I boost the Eagle's and the undead warrior's attack power for just turn.

Looking over at my entities I command the Eagles and the undead warriors to attack the Unsealed Snowball and have the Thunderhawk crews make me some coffee. Why that last order? Because I like myself a good cup of coffee, deal with it.

OOC: The 1.5x, 1x, and 0.5x are the amount of power is put in the actions, totaling in the 3x power that a player has per turn that can be divided however they want.

I would like to make a short clarification: I've seen a lot of people making posts with "action 1, action 2, action 3..." type posts, and there seems to be some confusion on how this works with focusing and all that. In retrospect, the focusing mechanic was never really that clear, especially if you wanted to do multiple actions, so how about this: From now on, everyone can do all three of their actions in one post at normal power for each, or one big action and say they focus it for x3 power, or two slightly-powered up actions, or whatever they want to do. No more penalties for not spreading out your posts. You can split your actions over multiple posts if you want, but you don't have to now.

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[Stikes]

The creepy clowns scare Yogg-Saron, Oryx and his Hive Knights, and Examon! None of them can act this turn!

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Pluff0 flicks Eevee shadow bacon on the forehead. "Dummkopf! Warum hast du diese Clowns gemacht?"

For his first action, Pluff0 punts the clowns over to the PGs. Hopefully, they'll scare the PGs whether or not Captain's action works. "Three spoopy five me!"

He then flicks the Unsealed Snowball! It probably won't be very effective... but, what's this!? His finger is filled with the CONCEPT of MELTING! The infusion of melting-ness causes the Snowball to begin liquefying! (2nd & 3nd Actions)

Feller melting snip

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Oh, man, you are good.

 

[EternalStruggle]

The figure looks at the Clowns and grimaces. Okay, the Snowball is bad and all but seems mostly under control. Clowns, on the other hand, are a menace. He isn't even scared of clowns, but that doesn't make this particular set of clowns not a menace! But people are kinda dealing with them, so later. For now, Snowball should be made to be even more under control. Those clowns are in serious trouble when they get back, though!

FOCUS - EXECUTE

He leaps on top of the snowball and smashes it into the ground with a summoned hammer so hard that it rebounds high up into the sky, despite being already on the ground. Both heads of the hammer flip open to reveal that they actually contain a respawning supply of missiles, which are shot out and up into the Snowball, the sheer constant force of explosions actually slowing its descent significantly, not to mention doing a ton of damage. When the Unsealed Snowball got sorta close to the ground, he stopped bombarding it with missiles, took out a gigantic sword and sliced the Boss in half!

Well he didn't because of its Godmodding energies, but he hit it with a massively oversized very sharp sword very fast. Several times, actually.

 

[That-Random-Guy]

First Action: I send long sequences of telepathic messages into the subconscious of the Creepy Clowns, influencing them even more towards scaring the PG side.

 

[Captain.Cat]

"Right HQ! I want you start getting in 6 more Engineers and 15 Medics!" "Orders receive, We will have them shortly." The HQ's start working on getting the engineers and medics into the field. I then look over at the barracks and I say "Barracks! I want 5 squad leaders, 2 snipers and 30 Riflemen!" "Copy that!" The barracks starts training the squad leaders, snipers and riflemen.

Finally I turn my gaze at the Creepy Clown and I repress a shudder 'Fucking hell clowns, why did it have to be clowns. Well time to call in their one true enemy of all clowns. I wish for a dozen Mimes to appear next to the Clowns!' Suddenly a half a dozen Mimes come into existence next to the clowns, The Mimes upon seeing the Clowns start doing charades which is a grave insult to clowns the world over.

Turning away from increasing Enraged Clowns I look at the Unsealed Snowball and I see that will soon be able to cause a Avalanche 'Shit that is not good. hmm ehh, I wish for the the Avalanche to be set back by about.. hmm has to be reasonable, 2 turns!' Suddenly A giant hand appears from the sky and it has a ice cream scoop! With the Scoop it takes large chucks out the snow pack that is forming the Avalanche and then it places the snow pack into a giant blow. After the hand has gotten what it wanted the Giant blow and hand ascend into the sky disappearing from view.


11400 plastic spent this turn

 

[That-Random-Guy]

Note: I've put up the first half of my tactical analysis here. Please look, it includes a method of dealing with the blue eyes dragon that I think may otherwise be forgotten.

Second action: I charge up the third action.

Third action: Today, I abstain from using the complicated (and mentally fatiguing) mechanisms associated with my previous efforts and simply stick to taking out a little red knife I've been hiding for a while. I slash it through the air a few times in the manner of standing on home plate getting ready for the pitchers serve. Then I use it in earnest. I disappear. I reappear 3 miles away, underground, wishing I'd practiced more. A thin but nevertheless noticeable section of the Unsealed snowball falls off. (OOC: To be clear, I am not making a new item. The little red knife may be properly created later, this is just me attacking.)

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

FOCUS: DRAGON CAPTURE JAR

I look at the result of my action in horror. "I should probably do something about this." I use the Dragon Capture Jar to, well, capture Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon.

Dragon Capture Jar:

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(OOC: Credit to CoreBrute for the idea)

 

[CoreBrute]

Once in dog heaven, it doesn't take CoreBrute the dog terribly long to find his target. After all, besides Clifford it's the biggest mutt up here.

"Hey there big guy." He said to recently euthanised giant evil puppy. "Your owner misses you." His collar glowed as his contraband item appeared.

Spoiler: Azura's Star-one of the most powerful soul gems from Skyrim

"Let's go meet him." The soul gem glowed before trapping the dog's spirit into the unholy device. And then every alarm in dog heaven went off at once.

CoreBrute will return to life in 1 turn.

"Assuming my soul lasts that long..." He mutters as the heavenly host begin to swarm him.

OOC: Focus all 3 of my actions into trapping the deceased puppy in the soul gem. Yes I have a plan. Yes it is despicable. No this isn't even the worst part.

 

[feller21]

Once in dog heaven, it doesn't take CoreBrute the dog terribly long to find his target. After all, besides Clifford it's the biggest mutt up here.

"Hey there big guy." He said to recently euthanised giant evil puppy. "Your owner misses you." His collar glowed as his contraband item appeared.

Spoiler: Azura's Star-one of the most powerful soul gems from Skyrim

"Let's go meet him." The soul gem glowed before trapping the dog's spirit into the unholy device. And then every alarm in dog heaven went off at once.

CoreBrute will return to life in 1 turn.

"Assuming my soul lasts that long..." He mutters as the heavenly host begin to swarm him.

OOC: Focus all 3 of my actions into trapping the deceased puppy in the soul gem. Yes I have a plan. Yes it is despicable. No this isn't even the worst part.

Click to shrink...

Uhhhhhhhh, what are you going to be doing exactly? If you can get that puppy to convert to our side, then that would be incredible!

 

[Hex123]

I teleport above the giant snow ball, summon a giant hammer with rocket boosters, and activate the rocket boosters into a spin into the snow ball.

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

I heal the elder God and slap a clown, telling them to not bother any of my summons OR ELSE...
I start summoning N'zoth [1/10]

 

[Arsenical]

As you try to alter the godmodder-produced machine, your BODY suddenly violates Conservation of Momentum, being flung into a nearby mountain 1000 miles away, at a speed of 1000000 MPH!

Click to shrink...

Simultaneously, as one of the laws of reality is broken, a rift in space-time opens, only to spit out a regular guy with not much significance. However, this blatant rip in the space-time continuum refuses to shrink, becoming a vortex to a random area in the local multiverse!

Meanwhile, the regular guy we will henceforth call Arsenical was sent flying and screaming directly at high-speeds into the unsealed snowball!

"What the Hel-!" he was yelling, before being rudely interrupted by hitting his target, embedding himself face-first into the creature of cold!

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

It's the Unsealed Snowball.

 

[Tithed_Verse]

Action: Tithed_Verse peeks into this thread. Tithed_Verse sees the omnipresent carnage. Tithed_Verse nopes the fuck out.



Nope, nope, nope, nope....
(All three of my actions into getting the fuck out of this snowball, and getting the hell out of here!)