Defeat The Godmodder

[The_Two_Eternities]

MEMETIC AGENT

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Memetics?!? How dare you! You'll undie to regret this! SCP-2718 is a wonderful, terrible thing.

FOCUS: TATTLETALE

"Only one thing to do," I think, "use Tattletale to embarrass the Godmodder." I call Tattletale. "I need to embarrass the Godmodder, any ideas? What? Really? Okay then."

"Hey Godmodder!" I yell. "Did you decide to imitate another villain with a movie about him and seven objects that he desperately wants to prevent his opponents from having, or were you just born noseless?"

(OOC: The Godmodder never explicitly got his nose back. Also, why is Doormaker [N]?)

 

[Stikes]

Here are the Rules for Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker:

Each round of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker consists of 3 phases. In Round 1, the challenger, aka me, gets to choice all 3 games (the mercy/pity rule is not invoked. YOU MUST PLAY ALL 3 GAMES, NO MATTER WHAT). In Round 2 the challenged get to pick the game (same rules apply here.). Finally, in Round 3, all the games are put into a giant spinney thing and 3 games are randomly choices by each player sticking a hand in and grabbing one, with the last game grabbed by a flying bird. The rules also state that each game must be equally playable for both players, so, for example: if player B can't stand the cold, Player A cannot pick a game that requires extended contact with anything cold. Players are stripped of any and all abilities, meaning neither players can do anything a normal human can't. This game will (theoretically) take 9 turns, making it a 27 action post, but if one side ends up stomping the other, it should only take 18.
YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW, Pluff0?

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I throw up my hands. "I never asked for the rules, I just said that it might need more power, is all."

 

[Victory by Ablation]

"I... I..."
Victory looks at the now-stolen Yorehammer in disbelief.
"I planned everything out and it all went to hell because of a little mistake..."
His eyes twitching, Victory's hair begins to turn darker and darker.
"I... can't... believe it..."
He begins to slightly hover in the air, a dark aura surrounding him.
"I... I..."
But then, suddenly undoing everything that happened, he looks up at the other players. His hair reverts to its original state and he stops hovering.
"You know what? It's fine. I'll just have to try twice as hard to get it back!"
Victory, yet again, quickly takes the same scroll out of his coat and draws a third mark on it. Three damage to the Godmodder. His fist, having a tiny splash of the Godmodder's blood on it, is rubbed against the scroll.
"Looks like I'll have to do this now. Scroll of Execution! Activate!"
The scroll is tossed on the ground, where Victory swiftly opens it fully and begins meditating in front of it.

Phase One of Four: Spring / Preparations

Out of the ground, one faintly green wooden pillar springs up and lights the top of itself on fire. It has three marks on it, dividing the pillar into four equal sections. Around Victory, what looks like a fence rises from the ground, although it looks more like a fence made out of bones than one made out of wood. A circle also lights up in green next to Victory and the pillar, encasing them inside. A dome-like green force field quickly zooms over Victory, probably for defence. One clay statue of a man with a mayan mask springs up from the ground and around it, what looks like a transparent sarcophagus.

 

[JOEbobobob]

1 action spent to incrament 6/15 that mem'ry left so far behind.
I look at the frozen army men and start vaporizing their godmod brand armor with one action. hopefully it'll get rid of all of it, probably only some of it.
second action, I conjure a rock. the rock is actually an extremely compressed planet. yorehammer grants the user the 'might of a planet', which is supposedly how it allows them to bypass defences. this rock thus has the might of a planet. if the narration speaks truly, this will allow it to imitate yorehammer, though unlike yorehammer, it'd only help attacks involving it, as opposed to all attacks by the user.
I proceed to throw the rock at the godmodder. he trys to teleport. the rock, similar to yorehammers stated method of function, bypasses his defences. it hits him in the eye... and explodes. matter compressed so heavily can't stay around long.
still, it did hit the godmodder first. so yeah.

EDIT: also, victory, don't worry! We previously owed the godmodder a debt of one legendary weapon, which could have come back to bite us, but throwing the legendary weapon into the air for him to catch is definitely so clear and stupid of a mistake that it must have been intentional, and we are as such now debt free.

 

[Catsuki_Subaru]

I proceed to throw the rock at the godmodder. he trys to teleport. the rock, similar to yorehammers stated method of function, bypasses his defences. it hits him in the eye... and explodes. matter compressed so heavily can't stay around long.
still, it did hit the godmodder first. so yeah.

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I wonder how that will magically come flying back at everyone.

 

[JOEbobobob]

maybe it won't.
/nul

 

[Moniker]

I challenge the GM to a match (best 2 out of 3) of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker. Winner gets the Shen Gong Wu (necklace of the hare, which adds +1 to the total actions a person can do per turn(does not stack with legendary weapon so a player on gets 7 not 8) and a legendary weapon of their choice.

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(Do note that this game will take your full concentration! You won't be able to affect the battlefield while playing.)

SIDEQUEST BEGUN: Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker!

You and one of the godmodder's clones (which are directly controlled by his consciousness, essentially acting as an extension of himself, allowing him to participate without leaving the battlefield - an ability which you unfortunately lack) find yourselves in a massive, brightly-lit room, with a table in front of you. The both of you sit down, and it's time to play.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

First up, the small set of rules Eevee Shadow Bacon laid out beforehand are thrown in the garbage. The godmodder's been training at Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker for 16 YEARS, and he considers himself a true master!

The deck is shuffled and each of you are dealt a hand. You look down at your own cards. You've got...

D20 ROLL: 16

Good luck! You have three red bishops, a pawn, and a queen. Three of a kind!

Godmodder's D20 ROLL: ?? + 1

Is the godmodder boosting his luck somehow? Of course he is. In any case, what move will you make now?


CURRENT SITUATION:
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Eevee Shadow Bacon The Godmodder
(Has three red bishops, a pawn, and a queen) (Has ???)

Current stakes:
Shen Gong Wu(+1 actions per turn)
One legendary weapon


(OOC: It's too late to back out now, Eevee. I am going to have some FUN with this sidequest!)

 

[Catsuki_Subaru]

(Do note that this game will take your full concentration! You won't be able to affect the battlefield while playing.)

SIDEQUEST BEGUN: Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker!

You and one of the godmodder's clones (which are directly controlled by his consciousness, essentially acting as an extension of himself, allowing him to participate without leaving the battlefield - an ability which you unfortunately lack) find yourselves in a massive, brightly-lit room, with a table in front of you. The both of you sit down, and it's time to play.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

First up, the small set of rules Eevee Shadow Bacon laid out beforehand are thrown in the garbage. The godmodder's been training at Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker for 16 YEARS, and he considers himself a true master!

The deck is shuffled and each of you are dealt a hand. You look down at your own cards. You've got...

D20 ROLL: 16

Good luck! You have three red bishops, a pawn, and a queen. Three of a kind!

Godmodder's D20 ROLL: ?? + 1

Is the godmodder boosting his luck somehow? Of course he is. In any case, what move will you make now?


CURRENT SITUATION:
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Eevee Shadow Bacon The Godmodder
(Has three red bishops, a pawn, and a queen) (Has ???)

Current stakes:
Shen Gong Wu(+1 actions per turn)
One legendary weapon


(OOC: It's too late to back out now, Eevee. I am going to have some FUN with this sidequest!)

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ooc: OP is a sadist. That's why we love him!
Question: do we regain all three actions when OP posts, or do we have to wait for acknowledgment?

 

[EternalStruggle]

The figure continues to be ever so slightly distressed due to the very concerning fact that the Godmodder had not yet been kicked out of Endgame Mode. Although the idea that they were going to get that powerful intrigue him. He had been noticing his attack strength go up recently, over doubling in fact, so he thought that as the Godmodder increased in might, the players likewise did so at an equal rater. Whatever the case, if this continued they would be wiped out for sure. They would have to continue to engage the man himself, and that was exactly what he planned to do.

With a snap of his fingers, the man summoned waves of sound all around the Godmodder, emanating from no discernible location, dealing physical damage to his ears (and the rest of his body really). The Godmodder no doubt had a layer or two of noise-cancellation, most definitely beyond military grade headphones at the least, but the man had accounted for this.

The interplay of the various soundwaves created complex and deadly resonances that rapidly detonated all headphones or similar, even fields of outright no noise being shaken apart by the impacts on their surface, leaving the foe without an easy way out for the time being. Even more bad news was that any physical items would shatter into deadly shrapnel, sure to cut and pierce the foe's body to ensure that damage was done.

 

[Moniker]

"Brown!? What alignment is brown?!" I think upon hearing the attendant speak. Maybe the merchant alignment...?

Despite the fact that he seems to be a regular merchant, I still don't trust food and drink in this world. "No need, but thank you for your offer anyways!"

Now, time to continue onwards, to the castle!

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You head right back out the shop. You make a decision: No more stopping. You are heading STRAIGHT to the castle. No interruptions!

You keep walking along the road. You don't see any buildings aside from the coffee shop, but the road keeps making these weird twists and turns. All you need to do is go straight, but the road dodges left and right, and even goes backwards at one point! You think about leaving the road to walk to the castle without it, but then have second thoughts and decide to stay on the path. Finally, you reach the foot of the castle. Outside are two more guards, who bow upon noticing you.

Guard 1: Please come inside. An escort will be with you shortly.

Why does everyone seem to be expecting you? In any case, you head inside the castle as requested. No reason not to.

Inside the castle is a stark contrast to everywhere else you've been. Everything is opulently decorated, and the place is bustling with life and activity. The castle's insides are completely white, same color as the outside. The chandelier is white. The couches and cushions are white. Looking closer, the people are ALSO white - dressed in white armor, that is. You still can't see anything underneath. Thinking back, the Attendant from the coffee shop... you can't even remember what he looks like. You're sure you saw him, but you can't remember...

You move to talk to someone, but before you can, your "escort" arrives. Two particularly large guards.

Bulky Guard: Right this way. Master wishes to meet you.

You don't really think it's optional.

You're led to an elevator. They push a button, and you're off to the 999th floor. This elevator ride... will probably take a while.

So, while you're riding up, you should go over what you know so far... some weird path, with trees that had faces twisted into them, but despite that, still managed to be the most lifeless forest you've ever seen. A stream, which you ignored. A guard, who let you in saying you were expected. A coffee shop, which you didn't order anything from. And now, this elevator ride, with these "escorts."


Do you want to talk to them? Ride patiently? Press every button to make the elevator stop on every floor just because? What do you want to do?

Dreamland Castle: Elevator
Bulky Guard 1(can be talked to)
Bulky Guard 2(can be talked to)
Elevator Panel

 

[Moniker]

ooc: OP is a sadist. That's why we love him!
Question: do we regain all three actions when OP posts, or do we have to wait for acknowledgment?

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OOC: You regain all three actions when a "main update" occurs, that is, when I update the entity battles, and quote all the players instead of just those on sidequests. Sidequest updates happen separately from the main updates.

 

[Catsuki_Subaru]

OOC: You regain all three actions when a "main update" occurs, that is, when I update the entity battles, and quote all the players instead of just those on sidequests. Sidequest updates happen separately from the main updates.

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If i want to, can i join a side quest?

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

If i want to, can i join a side quest?

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There's precedent, but I'm fairly sure you can't join Uppafitz (forgot the big acronym so I'll just call it that). By the way, Eevee, go for the Mr. Thresher hidden victory condition.

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

I pop my neck, removing the kinks in it (which also makes a lovely popping sound) and slowly scan my hand, feild, and surrounding areas, all while remembering what is the optimal play I can make before performing it.

 

[feller21]

I stand back as the infinity jaeger is doing what I told it to do! Basically replicating itself over and over again which is a beautiful sight to see!

I hear something in the distance and OMG IT'S A MASSIVE DREADNAUGHT!!

Now this dreadnaught was incredible because it was kilometers long! Not only this but it had the ability to destroy planets!!

I will spend one action using a boombox the size of the Eiffel Tower to play the main theme song of Star Wars: A New Hope!

The other actions will be spent using a time acceleration wand to speed up the replication process of the jaegers!!

 

[hungry visitor]

You summon your new Digestion Entity! The godmodder feeds it a REALLY GOOD pie, and it ends up being so impressed, it joins the PG side!

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Er.

Seems the time inside my cult was too painful for him to remember the pain... or he was that dumb from the start.
There are good reasons to please the leader of ones cult, like getting out of the cult as long you are helpful.
He should be overjoyed to crouch at my feet, beg me to let him do something for me.

To defy me because of a cake?! Seems stupid beyond believe.
But I am rambling:

HarVester opens the metaphorical door of Digestion Units connection to the cult. As soon the door is open, the Digestion Unit is inside the cult again. Where it gets some advanced torture by everyone inside that wants a short stop of their suffering for the time they torture him (almost everyone besides Initiator).

The strengthened portal begins eating the armor crusher. Happiness.

Seems my scientist are clever enough to remember that a very good pie isn't worth eternal (the cult will even exist after the death of their leader) agony. A PIE ... this ... argh stupidity... damn.

Enraged HV orders the double pain for the next minute inside his cult. Then he remembers the pain of antimatter. Seems suffering inside a cult is enough without double pain.

HarVester summons a real human. This should stop the plastic army.

Hungry visitor finds himself on the Hexagonafield.
His first thought: "Hell yeah I got superpowers. Oh wait... nothing happens."
Second thought: "If I am here who is writing my thoughts?"

In a different dimension:
Evil clone of hungry visitor: "Hell yeah I am real. Oh wait... I lost my superpowers."
Second thought: "Why am I writing my thoughts?"

Edit: two rounds until the version of me is on the same field as weapons of mass destruction

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

Hungry visitor finds himself on the Hexagonafield.
His first thought: "Hell yeah I got superpowers. Oh wait... nothing happens."
Second thought: "If I am here who is writing my thoughts?"

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"Don't worry, the Foundation deals with all sorts of stuff like this, we can get you back to the Alpha layer of reality," I call.

 

[CoreBrute]

CoreBrute could not have been happier to see the soldiers frozen. "I really hate those guys."

He picked up the Rust Monster that the soldiers had ran from. "My friend let's relax." Then he pulled out a weed pipe and held it to the little guy. "Here you go man, it'll take the edge off."

*20 minutes later*

Both player and rust monster were now properly baked relaxing on a sofa that came out of nowhere. CoreBrute looked at little Rusty with a smile.

"Bet you got the munchies don't you?" The rust monster nodded hungrily.

"Alright, I'm gonna call Pizza Hut. Your meal is already there." He points at the army men. "I crafted you to eat Godmodder stuff. So eat all the Godmodder gear they're wearing. If you're still hungry afterwards, go eat the armor crusher."

OOC: FOCUS ACTION-hungry hungry Rust Monster. Because damn it, I can't come up with something clever every time.

 

[Moniker]

I pop my neck, removing the kinks in it (which also makes a lovely popping sound) and slowly scan my hand, feild, and surrounding areas, all while remembering what is the optimal play I can make before performing it.

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You play your COP-OUT CARD! There's an audible boo from an audience you didn't even know you had. What a cop-out! The cop-out card automatically makes a good play for you, but you only get one. If you ever try anything like that again, it'll be sure to backfire!

You law down your three red bishops. One in an upper-left corner. One in the middle. One in the lower-right corner. That's right...

TIC! TAC! TOE!

The godmodder is sent reeling. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? He loses 1 Health + right off the bat! But he's quick to recover. A new hand is dealt, but suddenly, you realize that one of the cards in your hand... it's... DEATH TWISTER!

A standard twister mat appears next to the table Then, you get a voodoo doll. You must "strip" the voodoo doll of its clothes (its not anatomically correct, don't worry), and every motion the doll makes, you ALSO have to make (This does not extend to the doll's/your clothes, just the limbs)! But... you have to play Twister at the same time! The game immediately gets rolling. You get a brief glance at the godmodder and see he's doing perfectly. The spinner lands; you have to put your right hand on a red circle!

Quick! What do you do? What's your strategy?

CURRENT SITUATION:

Health: ++++++++++
Eevee Shadow Bacon
(Has a pawn, and a queen)
(Voodoo doll: All clothes on)
(Twister mat: Right hand - red circle)

Health: +++++++++
The Godmodder
(Has ???)
(Voodoo doll: All clothes on)
(Twister mat: Left foot - blue circle)


Current stakes:
Shen Gong Wu(+1 actions per turn)
One legendary weapon

 

[hungry visitor]

Hungry visitor (the good one) forces his mind back for a short time:

"someone has to control my evil clone or else I won't be able to post any long

Edit: nothing has happened here. I am quitting this thread.

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

I use my unusually sharp teeth to bite and deconstruct the clothes, thread by thread, off the doll, while holding it steady with my left hand, as I place right hand on a red circle.

 

[Catsuki_Subaru]

Health: ++++++++++

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Wouldn't it be better to show health as numbers? it's pretty difficult to see a change in the health bar. At least in these colors.

 

[hungry visitor]

This is written from a laptop made from the wishfield of the expanding city:
I am not quitting. I actually don't have a choice. Gonna edit the stuff my evil clone wrote red.
That ugly monster HarVester is forcing me to write stuff for him after reading my mind.
Please don't try to be a hero and rescue me, cause he got me integrated into the hell I named cult.
In fact I know that my doppelgänger is asleep now.
Don't make the mistake teleporting yourself into these fields.
I have to stop now and edit, don't know when he is coming back.

 

[Arsenical]

You head right back out the shop. You make a decision: No more stopping. You are heading STRAIGHT to the castle. No interruptions!

You keep walking along the road. You don't see any buildings aside from the coffee shop, but the road keeps making these weird twists and turns. All you need to do is go straight, but the road dodges left and right, and even goes backwards at one point! You think about leaving the road to walk to the castle without it, but then have second thoughts and decide to stay on the path. Finally, you reach the foot of the castle. Outside are two more guards, who bow upon noticing you.

Guard 1: Please come inside. An escort will be with you shortly.

Why does everyone seem to be expecting you? In any case, you head inside the castle as requested. No reason not to.

Inside the castle is a stark contrast to everywhere else you've been. Everything is opulently decorated, and the place is bustling with life and activity. The castle's insides are completely white, same color as the outside. The chandelier is white. The couches and cushions are white. Looking closer, the people are ALSO white - dressed in white armor, that is. You still can't see anything underneath. Thinking back, the Attendant from the coffee shop... you can't even remember what he looks like. You're sure you saw him, but you can't remember...

You move to talk to someone, but before you can, your "escort" arrives. Two particularly large guards.

Bulky Guard: Right this way. Master wishes to meet you.

You don't really think it's optional.

You're led to an elevator. They push a button, and you're off to the 999th floor. This elevator ride... will probably take a while.

So, while you're riding up, you should go over what you know so far... some weird path, with trees that had faces twisted into them, but despite that, still managed to be the most lifeless forest you've ever seen. A stream, which you ignored. A guard, who let you in saying you were expected. A coffee shop, which you didn't order anything from. And now, this elevator ride, with these "escorts."


Do you want to talk to them? Ride patiently? Press every button to make the elevator stop on every floor just because? What do you want to do?

Dreamland Castle: Elevator
Bulky Guard 1(can be talked to)
Bulky Guard 2(can be talked to)
Elevator Panel

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Well, this has been an interesting... However long it took me to get here from the start of the path. An hour? Two hours? "Man, my sense of time is getting really screwed up. Maybe it was caused by of whatever's caused the literal physic breaking path?... Eh, no time to worry about that."

"So..." I start, looking at the guards, "Why does your master want to see me? And who are they, may I ask?"

 

[Moniker]

Esarey finally unleashes the MOAL that has been charging for the past several turns, aiming it at the Godmodder.

On another note, the Traveler has finally arrived.

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The MOTHER OF ALL LASERS is fired at the godmodder! The godmodder puts on his cool shades. The laser reflects off of them... and straight into the FAKE CAPTAIN.CAT! 25000 damage!

The Traveler has arrived! What is he going to do, and if it's "be an entity", what are his stats like?

I Focus on opening the portal

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+30% portal opening!

//Yeah, i know, and i plan to. i just want to make it look natural. On a different note, maybe i should've linked the TVtropes page for gunslinger. Or just not have forgotten that things backfire spectacularly.
IC: After hearing a mysterious voice's confirmation, my clothes suddenly change from my normal uniform to some form of badass coat. Woah, this thing really follows my instructions. Kinda wished to not end up looking like an edgelord, though.
I check my new clothes to see if i have any guns. They should come with the package, after all.
What i find is an empty pistol and a slingshot.
"...Haha. Very funny." I say in the most condescending voice i can muster.
Well, at least my firearms affinity should have gone up.
I have about two other actions for now, so i should be able to summon ammo for the pistol.
I'll do just that actually.
I want some ammo, specifically for this pistol i have.

//Also, i love how you put "is gunslinger" in front of my name. I laughed more than i should.

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You now have PISTOL AMMO! You're ready to use your GUN POWERS!

I focus and make a really big great pie and throw it at the Digestion Entity
Secret ingredient Digestion Entity poison.

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The digestion entity opens its mouth really wide, but it still gets hit in the face! Digestion entity killed!

Grinning maniacally I Focus, putting all my effort into having some 'fun' with the Armor Crusher.

Standing in front of the Armor Crusher conjure up a blood red cape I wave it in front of the Armor Crusher who suddenly charges forwards me, a irresistible need to hit whatever is touching that cape overcoming it.

Skillfully I sidestep when the Armor Crusher reaches me, the Armor Crusher slamming into the Leviathan which makes it's first attack wasted upon the Leviathan. Undeterred the massive suit of armor comes right back at me, rapidly closing the distance as I rush over to a new position on the HEXAGONAFIELD.

This time I slip between the Armor Crusher's legs, avoiding it's giant black blade which instead cuts deeply into the Digestion Entity, no doubt a deadly wound for the Digestion Entity considering the potent power of the Armor Crushers second attack.

The Armor Crusher comes barreling towards me once again but this time I don't bother with the skillful movements to make it attack other PG entities, no this time I teleport over to the Godmodder and wrap the blood red cape around the Godmodder and since the Armor Crusher is filled with an irresistible need to hit whatever is touching that cape the Armor Crusher spends it's last attack this turn gunning for the Godmodder itself.


On the entity side of things I have all my forces but the techmarines and the weak skeletons attack the Armor Crusher as it's what they've proven good at after all. While the techmarines continue their work the weak skeletons are ordered to defend Chuckles to the best of their ability though considering the weak skeleton's capabilities, it isn't that much.

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The armor Crusher's black blade swings down... the Digestion entity is too dead to stop it! Its blade comes right back around and it ends up hitting itself! 10000 damage! The Armor Crusher will attack the godmodder this turn!

FOCUS: I look into the Leviathan's mind (using the special mental channel described later), and whenever it starts thinking about who to attack, I drop in a thought about the way the Armor Crusher hit it. Once it starts thinking more seriously about attacking the Armor Crusher, I add in to its mind anger, desire for vengeance, and also gently shift its memories of the event closer to 'The Armor Crusher attacked me' At the same time, I suppress any thoughts of 'the Armor Crusher is on the same side as me.' Of course, I do this from a position where the Leviathan is between me and the Godmodder, and I use a mental channel only available to those specifically trying to find it and the Leviathan I'm influencing.

OOC: Armor Crusher distracted, Leviathan distracted, Digestion entity will die, Fake Captain.cat can't communicate, and the real Captain.cat will make sure the army soldiers stop this foolishness. We're making progress.

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The Leviathan will attack the Armor Crusher this turn only!

Once more, a shrieking portal opens.

This time however, it is several kilometers across , rather than meters. Slowly, menacingly, the Dreadnought pushes through the rip in space-time, it's massive and angular bulk seemingly endless. It looks like it's moving slowly, however a speedometer would show that it was covering sixteen thousand meters a second.

Five minutes later, the last of the 5000 kilometer length of the ship clears the portal.

Now, floating above the the HEXAGONAFIELD, is a spacecraft with enough power in it's main weapon to annihilate a planet completely. I grin, slightly. It's under my control.

Now what to do with that power?, I ponder. As I do so, I notice a sudden influx of heat and clowns, along with horrid demonic singing.

A wave of my hand, and the Dreadnought changes course, closing into range of Eevee's newly-formed hell portal. Once it's in position, it releases a pulse of Taken energy, empowered by all of my actions. Anything that came through the portal will be converted to my own side or killed be the massive burst of space-magic.

ORYX! will clear up any survivors.

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The DREADNOUGHT has arrived! It is not currently on the field, rather residing as a possession in your player inventory, attempting to suppress the results of Eevee's hell portal!

Focus Action - "Frozen in time"

Seeing the army men are still wearing the godmod gear like idiots and their is only one turn left before they are turned into the godmodders minions I make a wish 'I wish for all the army men and their gear to be frozen in time for the next 3 turns so they will not be able to do anything along with the godmod gear countdown to be frozen unable to go on until the turn duration wears off, they can still be affected by outside forces they just cannot react to counter it!'

Suddenly in blast of energy the army men stop moving! There are Riflemen stuck in mid sprint the sweat can be seen flying off them but still stuck in the air non moving, another riflemen can be seen in the middle of juggling a 6 grenades unknowing that one of the grenades pins had been pulled. A squad leader can be seen his mouth still open, spittle leaping from his mouth and giving a knife hand, He seem to have been in the middle of giving orders. A machine gunner can be seen trapped in mid trip, about to face plant into the hex shaped ground.

The Medics can be seen looking bored having nothing to do, One of them is about to drop LSD in a another medics coffee, and another is stuck in a mid yawn. The Engineers can be seen still hiding in terror from the Twitter warriors, one of the Engineers can be seen to be stuck in a free fall state having slipped when trying to climb the HQ building when trying to escape the Twitter warriors.

Some of the Scientists can be seen using test tube vials and holders for different types of alcohol and and a few scientists can be seen surrounding one Scientist as he chugs a home-brewed alcoholic concoction that he had made from the lab equipment. He seems to be turning pink.


Smoke rising from the Refineries can stuck in time, if one was get close they could see the individual particles that make up the smoke.

The Staff inside the HQ can be seen in the middle of giving instructions to the new batch of engineers, one Drill instructor in the middle of cussing out one of the FNG's for somehow getting the Air conditioner to start blowing fire which had burned the Drill instructor's hat, Which embers can still be seen frozen in time emitting and flying into the air from said hat. The spit from the drill instructor's mouth can be seen trapped in mid splash against the offending engineers face.

In the Barracks the squad leaders in training can be seen being in the middle of pushups having to wear backpack full of bricks and one Drill instructor is was in the middle of yelling at one squad leader trainee because he collapsed while doing the back breaking push ups. The Drill instructor's face is twisted in look of rage.

In the Special weapons depot A supply clerk can be seen in the middle of picking his nose and his elbow having knocked over a cup of tea, the Tea is about to spill on top of a dozen requstion forms that the clerk how just finished signing.

by the Plastic shield generator a riflemen can be seen sticking his hand in it on a dare looking closely one can see the skin on his hand to be in mid melt. Every last one of the Army men and their building and gear is stuck in time.

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Army men have been TIMEFROZEN! They're essentially sitting ducks for the next few turns.

That's... one way to stop all the nonsense with them.

Well this is interesting... A cloaked shadow rolls onto the scene on a motorcycle from somewhere, perhaps through the fourth wall?
To kill a Godmodder huh? Sounds fun... A cruel grin spreads over the shadow's face, his eyes gleaming red.
Might as well get Started!

1. COMING THROUGH! Attempt to run the Godmodder over via motor-cycle (and maybe jank the weapons?)
2/3. I might as well bring in someone who would love to kill you as well, can't just have all the fun for myself. This time... I suppose I'll call in someone who hates false gods. Beginning to summon The Monster of God (2/5).

OOC. Ello all! Joining in to put down the godmodder (along with those filthy neutrals along the way)!

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Welcome!

While driving the motorcycle towards the godmodder, you start to go slower... and slower... you ran out of gas. You forgot to fill up before you entered the battlefield.

Eventually, you come to a stop about three feet away from the godmodder. He taps your motorcycle, and it collapses into a heap of motorcycle parts. Then he stares at you.

You've started summoning the Monster of God!

Memetics?!? How dare you! You'll undie to regret this! SCP-2718 is a wonderful, terrible thing.

FOCUS: TATTLETALE

"Only one thing to do," I think, "use Tattletale to embarrass the Godmodder." I call Tattletale. "I need to embarrass the Godmodder, any ideas? What? Really? Okay then."

"Hey Godmodder!" I yell. "Did you decide to imitate another villain with a movie about him and seven objects that he desperately wants to prevent his opponents from having, or were you just born noseless?"

(OOC: The Godmodder never explicitly got his nose back. Also, why is Doormaker [N]?)

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The godmodder looks at you. He hates to be mocked. He really does. But his godmodding-level anger management courses kick in. He practices his "instantly clear all rage from your mind in 1 microsecond" technique.

OOC: The godmodder forcibly grew his nose back after getting hurt by an attack involving his noselessness. Doormaker being [N] just... seemed fitting. He'll still respond to your orders.

Also, focusing on godmodder attacks is kind of worthless. Spending more than one action doesn't give them that much better of a chance.

"I... I..."
Victory looks at the now-stolen Yorehammer in disbelief.
"I planned everything out and it all went to hell because of a little mistake..."
His eyes twitching, Victory's hair begins to turn darker and darker.
"I... can't... believe it..."
He begins to slightly hover in the air, a dark aura surrounding him.
"I... I..."
But then, suddenly undoing everything that happened, he looks up at the other players. His hair reverts to its original state and he stops hovering.
"You know what? It's fine. I'll just have to try twice as hard to get it back!"
Victory, yet again, quickly takes the same scroll out of his coat and draws a third mark on it. Three damage to the Godmodder. His fist, having a tiny splash of the Godmodder's blood on it, is rubbed against the scroll.
"Looks like I'll have to do this now. Scroll of Execution! Activate!"
The scroll is tossed on the ground, where Victory swiftly opens it fully and begins meditating in front of it.

Phase One of Four: Spring / Preparations

Out of the ground, one faintly green wooden pillar springs up and lights the top of itself on fire. It has three marks on it, dividing the pillar into four equal sections. Around Victory, what looks like a fence rises from the ground, although it looks more like a fence made out of bones than one made out of wood. A circle also lights up in green next to Victory and the pillar, encasing them inside. A dome-like green force field quickly zooms over Victory, probably for defence. One clay statue of a man with a mayan mask springs up from the ground and around it, what looks like a transparent sarcophagus.

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Ooh... preparation...

1 action spent to incrament 6/15 that mem'ry left so far behind.
I look at the frozen army men and start vaporizing their godmod brand armor with one action. hopefully it'll get rid of all of it, probably only some of it.
second action, I conjure a rock. the rock is actually an extremely compressed planet. yorehammer grants the user the 'might of a planet', which is supposedly how it allows them to bypass defences. this rock thus has the might of a planet. if the narration speaks truly, this will allow it to imitate yorehammer, though unlike yorehammer, it'd only help attacks involving it, as opposed to all attacks by the user.
I proceed to throw the rock at the godmodder. he trys to teleport. the rock, similar to yorehammers stated method of function, bypasses his defences. it hits him in the eye... and explodes. matter compressed so heavily can't stay around long.
still, it did hit the godmodder first. so yeah.

EDIT: also, victory, don't worry! We previously owed the godmodder a debt of one legendary weapon, which could have come back to bite us, but throwing the legendary weapon into the air for him to catch is definitely so clear and stupid of a mistake that it must have been intentional, and we are as such now debt free.

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The godmod armor is REALLY tough. You vaporize about 50% of it.

As the rock travels in the air towards him, the godmodder gets out his "dictionary - DTG concepts edition". He flips it to the page and points to a specific entry:

"Defenses: Stuff that defends the person, like a shield or bodyguard or such. Dodging attacks, like teleportation, don't count as defenses, they count as avoidances. Sure, you could argue that since the act of teleportation helps keep me healthy it could be argued to be a "defense", but you'd be wrong, wouldn't you, JOEBOBOBOB???!??!"

You look at the cover, and yes, the godmodder did write this dictionary. "Author: Godmodder."

The godmodder also points out that SPECIFICALLY Arsenical owed the debt, not the whole of the players. Maybe if he had made that mistake...

The figure continues to be ever so slightly distressed due to the very concerning fact that the Godmodder had not yet been kicked out of Endgame Mode. Although the idea that they were going to get that powerful intrigue him. He had been noticing his attack strength go up recently, over doubling in fact, so he thought that as the Godmodder increased in might, the players likewise did so at an equal rater. Whatever the case, if this continued they would be wiped out for sure. They would have to continue to engage the man himself, and that was exactly what he planned to do.

With a snap of his fingers, the man summoned waves of sound all around the Godmodder, emanating from no discernible location, dealing physical damage to his ears (and the rest of his body really). The Godmodder no doubt had a layer or two of noise-cancellation, most definitely beyond military grade headphones at the least, but the man had accounted for this.

The interplay of the various soundwaves created complex and deadly resonances that rapidly detonated all headphones or similar, even fields of outright no noise being shaken apart by the impacts on their surface, leaving the foe without an easy way out for the time being. Even more bad news was that any physical items would shatter into deadly shrapnel, sure to cut and pierce the foe's body to ensure that damage was done.

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Yikes. The godmodder would dodge, but he can't due to your wording. He takes 1 damage, and decides to just be conveniently deaf the next time there's a sound-based attack.

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: No.

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: N-wait, you get two?

OOC: Now that the godmodder has multiple legendary weapons, every point of damage earns you a 10% shot at both of them!

If i want to, can i join a side quest?

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You can tag along on any player's sidequest, or try to find one of your own! I'd ask you to wait until at least one sidequest finishes though, running three at once would be pretty taxing...

OOC: Update on the next book chapter coming once I have some of these sidequests finished.

I stand back as the infinity jaeger is doing what I told it to do! Basically replicating itself over and over again which is a beautiful sight to see!

I hear something in the distance and OMG IT'S A MASSIVE DREADNAUGHT!!

Now this dreadnaught was incredible because it was kilometers long! Not only this but it had the ability to destroy planets!!

I will spend one action using a boombox the size of the Eiffel Tower to play the main theme song of Star Wars: A New Hope!

The other actions will be spent using a time acceleration wand to speed up the replication process of the jaegers!!

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You play an EPIC THEME SONG! The godmodder is conveniently deaf so he can't hear it.

The two jaegers auto-combine! Way to speed things along!

Er.

Seems the time inside my cult was too painful for him to remember the pain... or he was that dumb from the start.
There are good reasons to please the leader of ones cult, like getting out of the cult as long you are helpful.
He should be overjoyed to crouch at my feet, beg me to let him do something for me.

To defy me because of a cake?! Seems stupid beyond believe.
But I am rambling:

HarVester opens the metaphorical door of Digestion Units connection to the cult. As soon the door is open, the Digestion Unit is inside the cult again. Where it gets some advanced torture by everyone inside that wants a short stop of their suffering for the time they torture him (almost everyone besides Initiator).

The strengthened portal begins eating the armor crusher. Happiness.

Seems my scientist are clever enough to remember that a very good pie isn't worth eternal (the cult will even exist after the death of their leader) agony. A PIE ... this ... argh stupidity... damn.

Enraged HV orders the double pain for the next minute inside his cult. Then he remembers the pain of antimatter. Seems suffering inside a cult is enough without double pain.

HarVester summons a real human. This should stop the plastic army.

Hungry visitor finds himself on the Hexagonafield.
His first thought: "Hell yeah I got superpowers. Oh wait... nothing happens."
Second thought: "If I am here who is writing my thoughts?"

In a different dimension:
Evil clone of hungry visitor: "Hell yeah I am real. Oh wait... I lost my superpowers."
Second thought: "Why am I writing my thoughts?"

Edit: two rounds until the version of me is on the same field as weapons of mass destruction

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The Digestion monster is gone from the battlefield! You double-portal the Armor crusher instead! 10000 damage!

Real human summoned! ...You guess he's supposed to stop the plastic army? He kind of just looks confused, though.

CoreBrute could not have been happier to see the soldiers frozen. "I really hate those guys."

He picked up the Rust Monster that the soldiers had ran from. "My friend let's relax." Then he pulled out a weed pipe and held it to the little guy. "Here you go man, it'll take the edge off."

*20 minutes later*

Both player and rust monster were now properly baked relaxing on a sofa that came out of nowhere. CoreBrute looked at little Rusty with a smile.

"Bet you got the munchies don't you?" The rust monster nodded hungrily.

"Alright, I'm gonna call Pizza Hut. Your meal is already there." He points at the army men. "I crafted you to eat Godmodder stuff. So eat all the Godmodder gear they're wearing. If you're still hungry afterwards, go eat the armor crusher."

OOC: FOCUS ACTION-hungry hungry Rust Monster. Because damn it, I can't come up with something clever every time.

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The godmod gear is now steadily getting a little bit eaten every turn!

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AG:

The space engineers finish the antimatter energy generator for the space station!

The VFD burn the fake captain.cat for 24000 damage! The steel balls hit the Armor Crusher for 6,500 damage! The infinity jaeger summons another copy of itself!

PG:

The Armor Crusher charges at the godmodder and swings his sword at him! The giant, black sword comes crashing down onto the godmodder, and the minute it touches him, it explodes into a thousand giant black shards that go everywhere! The Armor Crusher now lacks their sword, and his attack is somewhat crippled! The situation gets even worse when the Leviathan crashes into him for 70,000 damage!

The godmodder launches his ANTI ATTACK SHIELD ATTACK! Everything AG or N with attack shields loses one of them!

He also finishes his summoning! The BOULDER is now on the battlefield! Every turn, it hits both one AG/N and one PG entity with its attack!

The godmodder isn't going to stop summoning new overpowered friends until you get him out of endgame mode! You're only going to be burning more time distracting the longer this goes on...

The fake captain.cat, enraged that his army men are frozen in time, walks over to the Steel balls and punches them, removing an attack shield!

N:

Yogg-Saron and ORYX! don't have orders!

Doormaker opens up Moogoesthecow's portal 20% more!

The army men are completely frozen. For the first time, they can't continue to advance their ridiculous power. They can only sit there, frozen, as Rusty starts munching on the Godmod gear. They won't be that way forever, though...

The epic, and only somewhat effectual, bombardment of the Armor Crusher by CaptainNZZZ's forces continues! 27000 damage!

The real human looks around, confused. What... Why...


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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Get the godmodder down to 250 HP! Its the only way to snap him out of endgame mode! Maybe that pie-related method could help...

Minor tasks:

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The army men get stronger over time! Guide and protect them! Kill the fake captain.cat who's manipulating them! Also... they're getting REALLY strong... Right now, though, they're frozen!
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're building helpful structures!
Keep the Armor Crusher neutralized! He'll ruin anything he can get his hands on!
Keep Leviathan neutralized! It has huge attack power!
Keep Boulder neutralized! He's more of a tanky entity but he can hurt you, too!
The real human...

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers on random sides every turn!(Diet coke bribe!)(mind-controlled to the AG team!)
Space engineers+1: 80/80 HP x 140(building space station!)(x1.2 effectiveness)
Construction drone: 8,000/8,000 HP(adding 20 engineers of work!)
Portal: 90% open(summoning ally sworn to fight the godmodder)(closes 10% each turn)

[AG - hungry visitor]Steel balls: 16,000 HP, HP/2 A (+5,000 HP next turn!)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 40 HP, 300 x 40A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)

[AG - feller21]Infinity Jaeger: 6,000/6,000 HP, 2,000A (replicombo power)
Infinity Jaeger: 6,000/6,000 HP, 2,000A (replicombo power)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(27,000 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A(building Chuckles wall, done in 1!)
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 15 HP, 500 x 15A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+2 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 4 HP, 250 x 4A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000A
Chuckles: 7,000/7,000 HP(bodyguarding army!)(2 attack shield)(resistance: -500 damage from every attack taken)(25% dodge rate)

[N - eeveeshadowbacon]Yogg-Saron: 13,000/35,000 HP, 14,000A

[N - Pluff0]ORYX!: 14,000/14,000 HP, 7,000A

[N - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 25,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(65,000 total attack)(protected from 1 attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed)(Frozen in time for 2!):
Riflemen V: 1000/1000 HP x 130, 200x130A
Machine gunners III: 400/400 HP x 100, 400x100A
Medics: 500/500 x 15 HP, Healing A
Squad leaders: 1,000/1,000 x 5 HP (+3 riflemen, +2 machine gunners)
Engineers: 100/100 HP x 15, building GodMod training camp(complete in 4!)
Scientists: 100/100 HP x 112
HQs: 2,000/2,000 x 2 HP, calling engineers x 85(complete in 1!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP, producing 20 squad leaders(complete in 2!)
Special weapons depot: 4,000/4,000 HP
Plastic shield generator: 5,000/5,000 HP(burns plastic to protect from damage; current rate: 500 plastic/2000 protection)
Possesses 10,200 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets, anti-regen bullets(not in use) GodMod armor(40% there)(-10% per turn), GodMod weaponry(90% there)(-10% per turn), Grenade launchers
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[N]Real human: 10/10

[PG]Armor Crusher: 94,500/500,000 HP, 15,000 x 3A

[PG]Leviathan: 300,000/300,000 HP, 70,000A, Special: Tidal Wave(ready in 2!)

[PG]BOULDER: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A(hits one PG and one AG/N entity each attack)

[PG]Godmodder: 255/300 HP(Starcalibur: x2 actions)(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)

[PG]Fake Captain.cat: 26,000/75,000 HP(Can't communicate!)



Player info:

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Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New summon: 3/10)(Portal to hell: 4/5 - Suppressed by Dreadnought)(Circus Tent: 1/5)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor
[N]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(1 Legendary Weapon in debt!)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 5/15)(has army men's anti-mind-control research!)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Hikki(is GUNSLINGER)(HAS AMMO)
Ranger_Strider_(Monster of God: 2/5)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0