Defeat The Godmodder

hungry visitor · Oct 11, 2017

I've got balls of steel!
And chains too for some reason... I just remembered they were there and that they were supposed to be there.
Seems I got my real emotions and reality back from absorbing something real (I couldn't find more "funny" stuff).

Chains. I remember vaguely... that they were supposed to be there.

hungry visitor said:
It is a generator the manipulator inspired in scientists for this purpose. But the matter isn't unknown matter. Something different.

Eh. OK there was something about different matter... it er exists if... you know what it is. But you don't know it until you remember something from the first encounter with this knowledge.
Let me see... where were those chains (inside their heads, chaining their souls into servility) I mean were else... Oh. I see.
They are everywhere and nowhere. And I can remember whatever I want.

First I need more chains holding my enemies:

HV remembers that he has 7 tentacle-chains on his body.

Then something that gets my enemies paranoid:

Enemies of HV roll a d100 and will remember that they are chained to the ground if they throw lower than 60.

They do this because HV holds up a sign that says: "Remember the time, when we defeated the snowballs? Combos were being chained. Then it crashed to the ground!"

And then something to protect my balls while they start healing themselves:

Balls of Steel remember for 2 rounds (balls are not good at remembering things) that they wear extremely durable chain mail (tailored for balls to wear).

Stikes · Oct 11, 2017

His sworn enemy defeated, Oryx retreats back to my side, and my continue to summon the Dreadnought. (All dem actions)

ETA 2 turns.

EternalStruggle · Oct 11, 2017

The man gazes at the Godmodder now that the Snowball is dead, and considers the possibility of attacking the Godmodder. Well, he will do it at some point, but for now he wants to try something else. Help the AG's own snowball, or rather one of their set of snowballs get underway.

Speaking of, he teleports back to his home base for the turn, since he needs to get some dinner, and for his action summons his first Entity. Humble, of course, but perhaps it could prove useful.

FOCUS - CONSTRUCTOR

As the figure teleports away, some sort of large flying drone appears in his place, and it boosts up to the under construction space station, joining the Space Engineers in constructing it. Looks like it has a decent but not large amount of health, and it has no attack. However, this Construction Drone is pretty good at building things, especially space stations, and so will add its construction ability to the under construction modules each turn. If the Portal is fully closed or the space station is destroyed, it will leave the battlefield and return to base.

feller21 · Oct 11, 2017

RECAP OF LAST TURN:
I was about to aim my stupidly powerful guns when a saw in front of me, the unsealed snowball melting until it was just gone! I felt disappointed that I couldn't get to use my guns. Until I looked to my left and saw the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon standing there, petrified due to the creepy clowns! I decided to test my guns on the Dragon and man they worked like a charm. Even with the anti-unsealed-snowball bullets!

MY TURN BEGINS HERE:
I think to myself, "Damn, I'm a good engineer. In that case, I will summon my next great creation just in-case another horrible threat appears for us to fight!"

So I proceed to summon two jaegers from Pacific Rim that will do fusion to make a bigger jaeger. Then that bigger jaeger will summon another jaeger of equal size to do fusion with to create an even bigger jaeger. They just keep doing that over and over again to exponentially increase in HP, power, attack, and size!

IMPORTANT NOTES:
NONE OF THESE JAEGERS REQUIRE PILOTS!!
THE JAEGERS WILL BE PROGRAMMED TO FIGHT ON OUR SIDE!!
THIS MIGHT BE ONE OF MY GREATEST IDEAS YET!!
ALL CREDIT GOES TO THIS REDDIT THREAD!!
ALL THREE OF MY ACTIONS WILL BE USED FOR THIS TURN!!
I DON"T KNOW WHY I AM DOING ALL CAPS!!

Edit: Please ignore this, it was a horrible idea from the start! I may do this when the time is right though, tee hee!!

The_Two_Eternities · Oct 11, 2017

feller21 said:
exponentially increase in HP, power, attack, and size

~~Unless by exponentially you mean X^(1.5) or even less, no. (Or, of course, the stats start at 1x10^(-6) so there will be a lot of ramp up time)~~ Okay, the struck-through comments are valid criticisms, but what if the Godmodder hijacks it and it works perfectly? This is literally the perfect time for a hijack, the Godmodder's just lost a boss.

hungry visitor · Oct 11, 2017

Moniker said:
if they try to summon something too weak - or strong - to compete on an even level with everything else, then the entity summoned will usually vary significantly from how the player summoned it. The more ludicrous the summoning, the harder the entity will bounce back in the other direction.

Moniker said:
Alternatively, the godmodder could seize control of the entity through some means. Mind control is a popular godmodder choice, but some prefer bribes or threats. The worse the state of the godmodder's armies, the more likely the godmodder is to take control of player summons, and the harder the players will need to try in order to summon something without it backfiring.

feller21 said:
So I proceed to summon two jaegers from Pacific Rim that will do fusion to make a bigger jaeger. Then that bigger jaeger will summon another jaeger of equal size to do fusion with to create an even bigger jaeger. They just keep doing that over and over again to exponentially increase in HP, power, attack, and size!

FOOL you unleashed the being of destruction AND made it overpowered. But this pleases the god of escalation. Edit: Chicken!

feller21 · Oct 11, 2017

The_Two_Eternities said:
~~Unless by exponentially you mean X^(1.5) or even less, no. (Or, of course, the stats start at 1x10^(-6) so there will be a lot of ramp up time)~~ Okay, the struck-through comments are valid criticisms, but what if the Godmodder hijacks it and it works perfectly? This is literally the perfect time for a hijack, the Godmodder's just lost a boss.

Alright, what iff I made sure the jaegers were bribe and mind-control proof? Then would it be better? Or should I do something completely different?

The_Two_Eternities · Oct 11, 2017

feller21 said:
Alright, what iff I made sure the jaegers were bribe and mind-control proof? Then would it be better? Or should I do something completely different?

.... Please tell me you're joking. You can't just prevent a summon from turning to PG by including fluff, remember the "furniture damage" from DtG 1? (I think that's where it's from)

So yeah, do something else, please.

Saved for posterity:

feller21 said:
I

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create

feller21 said:
another horrible threat

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for us to fight!

That-Random-Guy · Oct 11, 2017

I use all my actions to start making the SNEK GUN. [3/4 charges] Explanation later.

feller21 · Oct 11, 2017

Ok, so after I blast the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon with my insane shotguns, I bring out two speakers, each the size of the Empire State Building!

I connect a microphone to both speakers and with my beautiful musical talent, I sing the USSR National Anthem at insane volumes against the dragon!

All three actions will be used to make sure the dragon takes damage and that my singing is perfect!

CoreBrute · Oct 11, 2017

You successfully capture the Cute Puppy! However, you notice that the Cute Puppy is carrying something small in its mouth. Something his owner told them to be on careful lookout for, and bring it back to him to play fetch with if he ever found it.

CoreBrute looks at the small item the puppy dropped.

"What is it..." He holds up a large mystical magnifying glass to look over the item, trying to identify it's properties. Then he felt a shadow go over him. He looked up at possibly the biggest monster he'd ever seen.

"Should have realised you would be guarding doggy heaven on the side." CoreBrute then turned and ran from the creature, examing the item he found as he tried to avoid having his soul eaten by Hades' favourite hound.

He could feel himself phase out of dog heaven as his body woke up. At the last minute, having identified the item, he leaped back down to the mortal realm, item in hand.

"See you later, Fido, Fidumb, and Fidumber!" He yelled out before vanishing.

OOC: Focusing my 3 actions to identify the item, just before returning to life (I just wanted something more dramatic happen than just looking at an item with a magnifying glass). Yes I am taking the item with me back to the mortal plane, don't try to stop me.

Hex123 · Oct 11, 2017

I FOCUS and bring my hammer around to hit Blue eyes in the face.

Moniker · Oct 12, 2017

All this fighting has kept it off your mind, but you can't ignore it any longer.

Right from the start, you've had questions. But nobody took the time to really ask them. How did you get here? Why are you here? ...Who were you, before you came here?

You can't remember a single thing.

Were you brought here to fight the godmodder? Did the godmodder create you? You've at least managed to learn more about the nature of your powers, but you still don't know the nature of you. All you've done is fight.

When the Unsealed Snowball died, it was like something was weakened. Not removed, but weakened. Like the clouds fogging your thoughts had lifted, and you could have clarity for just a moment. Then, as though you had gotten a notification on your phone to remember that you had a meeting today, you remembered one thing:

The Soul Orb.

You don't know how you know. You just KNOW. The Soul Orb is the godmodder's source of power. You are completely certain that without the Soul Orb, the godmodder would be completely powerless. You don't where it is, or what it looks like, or anything else. Just that finding it is the key to victory. And possibly, your memories as well.

Your best bet for finding it? Probably to continue as you've been doing. Exploring this world the godmodder seems to own, and defeating both him and his elite forces. It's all you can do, really. But now, at least... you have a goal beyond simple destruction.

Eevee shadow bacon · Oct 12, 2017

I go mad from the revelation and A҉̵̩̘͖̣̕t҉̦͍̞͇̯͖t̨͓̥̗̤̻̬͜ę͉̘̮̻͞m̖͘͞p҉͇̼̬̥̼̝̜͉t͈͇̖ ̘̲̙̭̱̥t͏̨̡̝͔ò̝ ̧̛͍͎̺̝̤̦̬̼̼k̶̷̘̮̟̮͎̦̯͈ͅi̢̮̝̺͠l͚̰̝͡͝ļ̴̝͔̦̯̬̯͖ ͚̭̫̬̤̯͜f̵̬̳͕͍̯͖̗͔͕e̴͏̬̲̺́l̬̦͍̼͖ͅl̠̜̞͚͜e͏̡̱r̴̵̫̦̰̝͔͎͕̤͜2̤̺̮͓͚̲̰͞1̧҉͓̭͓̙ ̣̮̱̖̯͘a̝͍̖͙̤̕͟n͇͙͚d̼̞͉̞̞̮̬̣͢͡ ͓̝͢T̴̙̫̻̗̖h̬͉̙a̸҉̰̬̺̳͈ṯ̨̲̙̙͜-҉̼̩̤͓̺̳R͏͕̖̠̰͔a̙͕̙n̡̢̯͓̝͈̺ḑ̮͝o͍̭̕͟m̶̺̫͓̯͇͜-͉͔͙̩̟̩̬͢G̗̤̗̱̼͉͕͘u͏̧̫́y̸̺̳͚̦̻͉͚ͅ

The_Two_Eternities · Oct 12, 2017

I sigh. "Break out the anti-coghaz gear," I say to no one in particular, "looks like the Godmodder's using memetic warfare."

Moniker · Oct 12, 2017

Esarey said:
Esarey summons the parahuman Phir Se.

Esarey instructs Phir Se to use his power to begin sending light through a closed time loop, causing the light to begin gathering exponentially in a Mother of All Lasers.

Esarey then fires lasers into the MOAL, causing the gathering light to gather even faster.

Lastly, Esarey lays three cards face-down:

Polymerization
Rainbow Life
Mirror Force

You are charging up the MOTHER OF ALL LASERS! Do note that if you decide to play those cards later, an explanation of their effects would be quite welcome.

dunk1010 said:
I summon a Kiribo along with a duel disk and a deck of yugi-oh cards with magic powers to let them work together in order to allow me to summon monsters or cast spells under my control.

You now own a KIRIBO! This is not an entity on the field, but rather something you have in your inventory.

MooGoesCow21 said:
I begin to open a new portal one that will only let one entity through that is sworn to fight against the godmodder(focus)

+30% opening to a new portal summoning a very powerful entity!

The_Two_Eternities said:
I wipe a bead of sweat from my brow. "Finally, we've got that over with. Now, to do something I've been planning on doing for a while."

FOCUS: VOLUNTEER

In another dimension, shadowy figures talk to other shadowy figures, and they come to an agreement. In meetings of shadowy figures, shadowy figures propose motions, and the votes pass.

"The librarian, who was standing with his back ramrod straight, saluted me as if I were a soldier."

(OOC: This is just a charging action, 3/9 charges so far. I've wanted to start this for a few updates, but things have been pretty hectic with the Unsealed Snowball. Also, unspecified reward to the first person to figure out what I'm referring to.)

3/9 charge added to your playerlist entry!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I reprogram a clown lead the honking, beeping and poka-dotted charge against the GM's forces
I continue the summon (x2)
Edit: there. Happy?

The clowns now have a CLOWN LEADER! But programming is predictable! Clowns are funny! Funny is unpredictable! He immediately violates his programming and continues to go after everything! +2 summon charges!

Arsenical said:
Hell? But it couldn't be, Arsenical thought! Surely there was some mistake!

Then he remembered the dragon.

"Well, if that's the best explanation i'm gonna get, i'll take it."

Now, he was supposed to kill the guy with the sweet sword... But, he may have felt a little squeamish about murder, even if the guy was the devil or something, so he decided on a better goal: Getting that sword.

Now what contest would he have a shot at... That would work. But oh no! He needed a microphone-

At that instance, a microphone appeared in his hands.

... Huh. Well that was lucky.

"Sword Guy!" Arsenical yelled, filled with confidence and confusion. But mostly confusion.

"I challenge you... To a beatboxing showdown! Winner gets the sword!"

Then, with all of his heart, and with few of his brain cells, he put the mike up to his mouth and, horrifically, beatboxed. It may have been because it was too terrible for the human brain to handle, or maybe it was just too glorious for the human mind to comprehend, but the sound seemed to cause an indescribable pain.

Upon finishing, all was silent... Then the most awkward of clapping began echoing from nowhere for but a moment, before fading into silence again.

The godmodder wanted to use his earplugs, but he needs to hear you to win the contest! In the end, he totally wins because of how terrible you are, but not without taking 1 BAD SINGING damage...

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: Wouldn't it be nice to get it back right away? Didn't happen, though.

Oh, and your penalty for losing... yeah, there had to be a penalty for losing. After all, the sword was the godmodder's property, so it's only fair you bet something of equal value! And since you have nothing to offer, the godmodder puts you in DEBT! Debt to the tune of ONE LEGENDARY WEAPON! Better take care of that sooner or it might come back to bite you!

CaptainNZZZ said:
With the Unsealed Snowball finally defeated I turn my attention over at what is still on the HEXAGONAFIELD that'll cause immediate issues, the Creepy Clowns.

I order the Tarantula turrets, the Eagles, the Thunderhawks, and the undead warriors to attack the Creepy Clowns.

My first actual action (x1.5) is working to improve the Eagle Spawner, increasing it's durability and the stats of the Eagles it spawns per turn, adding armor to it's exterior and casting spells on the Eagle creating portion of the Eagle Spawner.

I summon the tank from this thread bound to my will as my second action (x1.5).

Your entities will attack the Clowns! Eagle spawner durability improved! After all that reinforcement, though, you don't have quite enough power left to finish casting your spells...

You have summoned the CUSTOM M1 ABRAMS! It's completely unmanned! The godmodder sends some of his men over, and they immediately crew the tank! Sure, the tank is bound to your will, but it's just a tank. It doesn't decide its direction in life.

Captain.Cat said:
Looking over the field I wonder what else I can do to help. 'Hmm not alot to fight against and the godmodder is up to something, if I were to guess his going to try to gain control over my men again, that or his going to blow them up, bastard.' Looking over to my Scientists i call to them "Right the anti regan tech is not as pressing right now, instead i want you to work on anti mind control tech that stops all forms of mind control from the PG side." the scientists talk quietly to each other before the head Scientist walks up to me. "We can work on that sir but even with more then 100 scientists it will take us a while to get it done." I nod to him and say "Alright, can you give me a eta on how long?" "It will take about 5 to 7 turns sir. maybe if we receive outside help we can get it done faster." I nod. "Do it" The head scientist returns to the others and the 112 scientists quickly start working on different ideas and theories as to how stop the mind control.

Turning back to the field I look at the creepy clowns, once again suppressing a shudder, then I notice that the Clowns are making a Balloon Animal!'Oh no you creepy fucks don't! I Wish for a rain of needles to fall from the sky and to pop that balloon!' Suddenly thousands of 3 inch needles descend from the sky onto the clowns! stabbing Balloons and eyeballs alike!

Looking over at MooGoesCow space engineers and seeing them working on the shield array i make another wish 'I wish for the Space engineers to be able to build the Shield array faster!' Suddenly the Space engineers tools begin to glow with a green light and they soon find that their tools can build stuff twice as fast now!

Meanwhile in the back, a few of the Green army men engineers and discussing plans about a Brewery.

They were actually supposed to finish their anti-regen research last turn... you got the ANTI REGEN BULLETS! You can only equip either them or the anti-godmodding bullets. But these new ones suppress regen! New orders given!

5 clowns killed! Balloon animal delayed by 1 turn! Meanwhile, the space engineers find themselves granted a little extra power!

JOEbobobob said:
I see the godmodder preparing something, and see the army men starting to prepare. I doubt the godmodder'll wait for them to finish though, so i'm going to help them. course', if the godmodder gains control of the men then I'll be helping him, but i expect them to be more likely to die if he controls them.
2 actions: I look at the godmodder and flash. bolts of light shoot from my arms, darting towards the godmodder's arms, and right as he dodges, my reference frame shifts. my movement is now relative to the godmodders position, and not moving at all is pretty easy. as such, the godmodder's attempts to dodge fail, and the bolts slam into his wrists. the thin thread of light connecting them to me thickens slightly, before turning into chains. connected to the godmodder, I switch reference frames again, this time my reference frame being myself. I throw the world, sending myself into the air and the godmodder into the ground, before warping away from the field to a small room, bringing the godmodder with me. 7 chain glyphs flash on the walls, and entangle the godmodder, heavilly restricting his actions this turn.

2/15? that mem'ry left so far behind.

The godmodder can't attack this turn! Only chant and summon...

Charge boosted...

hungry visitor said:
I've got balls of steel!
And chains too for some reason... I just remembered they were there and that they were supposed to be there.
Seems I got my real emotions and reality back from absorbing something real (I couldn't find more "funny" stuff).

Chains. I remember vaguely... that they were supposed to be there.

Eh. OK there was something about different matter... it er exists if... you know what it is. But you don't know it until you remember something from the first encounter with this knowledge.
Let me see... where were those chains (inside their heads, chaining their souls into servility) I mean were else... Oh. I see.
They are everywhere and nowhere. And I can remember whatever I want.

First I need more chains holding my enemies:

HV remembers that he has 7 tentacle-chains on his body.

Then something that gets my enemies paranoid:

Enemies of HV roll a d100 and will remember that they are chained to the ground if they throw lower than 60.

They do this because HV holds up a sign that says: "Remember the time, when we defeated the snowballs? Combos were being chained. Then it crashed to the ground!"

And then something to protect my balls while they start healing themselves:

Balls of Steel remember for 2 rounds (balls are not good at remembering things) that they wear extremely durable chain mail (tailored for balls to wear).

The Balls of Steel get an attack shield! Luckily, the chain mail sticks even if they forget its there, so it won't wear off!

The Custom Abrams tank remembers its chained to the ground! It's stunned for this turn!

The Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon remembers nothing...

Pluff0 said:
His sworn enemy defeated, Oryx retreats back to my side, and my continue to summon the Dreadnought. (All dem actions)

ETA 2 turns.

Do you want me to put your summoning actions on the playerlist?

EternalStruggle said:
The man gazes at the Godmodder now that the Snowball is dead, and considers the possibility of attacking the Godmodder. Well, he will do it at some point, but for now he wants to try something else. Help the AG's own snowball, or rather one of their set of snowballs get underway.

Speaking of, he teleports back to his home base for the turn, since he needs to get some dinner, and for his action summons his first Entity. Humble, of course, but perhaps it could prove useful.

FOCUS - CONSTRUCTOR

As the figure teleports away, some sort of large flying drone appears in his place, and it boosts up to the under construction space station, joining the Space Engineers in constructing it. Looks like it has a decent but not large amount of health, and it has no attack. However, this Construction Drone is pretty good at building things, especially space stations, and so will add its construction ability to the under construction modules each turn. If the Portal is fully closed or the space station is destroyed, it will leave the battlefield and return to base.

The Construction drone has joined the engineers!

That-Random-Guy said:
I use all my actions to start making the SNEK GUN. [3/4 charges] Explanation later.

You almost finish the SNEK GUN!

feller21 said:
Ok, so after I blast the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon with my insane shotguns, I bring out two speakers, each the size of the Empire State Building!

I connect a microphone to both speakers and with my beautiful musical talent, I sing the USSR National Anthem at insane volumes against the dragon!

All three actions will be used to make sure the dragon takes damage and that my singing is perfect!

17000 damage to the dragon!

CoreBrute said:
CoreBrute looks at the small item the puppy dropped.

"What is it..." He holds up a large mystical magnifying glass to look over the item, trying to identify it's properties. Then he felt a shadow go over him. He looked up at possibly the biggest monster he'd ever seen.

"Should have realised you would be guarding doggy heaven on the side." CoreBrute then turned and ran from the creature, examing the item he found as he tried to avoid having his soul eaten by Hades' favourite hound.

He could feel himself phase out of dog heaven as his body woke up. At the last minute, having identified the item, he leaped back down to the mortal realm, item in hand.

"See you later, Fido, Fidumb, and Fidumber!" He yelled out before vanishing.

OOC: Focusing my 3 actions to identify the item, just before returning to life (I just wanted something more dramatic happen than just looking at an item with a magnifying glass). Yes I am taking the item with me back to the mortal plane, don't try to stop me.

You decided to take it with you... you could have cast it right back where it came, but you decided to take it with you.

CONGRATULATIONS! You have acquired YOREHAMMER!

Yorehammer:
The Hammer of Piercing. Whoever holds it shall gain the might of a planet. Equipping it takes a portion of your life force, but the stronger you are, the less that portion is. It is part of the set of the seven ultimate weapons. All who hold it can ignore any and all methods of protection. Attack shields, bodyguards... you simply don't have to care.

Hex123 said:
I FOCUS and bring my hammer around to hit Blue eyes in the face.

15000 damage to Blue eyes!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I go mad from the revelation and A҉̵̩̘͖̣̕t҉̦͍̞͇̯͖t̨͓̥̗̤̻̬͜ę͉̘̮̻͞m̖͘͞p҉͇̼̬̥̼̝̜͉t͈͇̖ ̘̲̙̭̱̥t͏̨̡̝͔ò̝ ̧̛͍͎̺̝̤̦̬̼̼k̶̷̘̮̟̮͎̦̯͈ͅi̢̮̝̺͠l͚̰̝͡͝ļ̴̝͔̦̯̬̯͖ ͚̭̫̬̤̯͜f̵̬̳͕͍̯͖̗͔͕e̴͏̬̲̺́l̬̦͍̼͖ͅl̠̜̞͚͜e͏̡̱r̴̵̫̦̰̝͔͎͕̤͜2̤̺̮͓͚̲̰͞1̧҉͓̭͓̙ ̣̮̱̖̯͘a̝͍̖͙̤̕͟n͇͙͚d̼̞͉̞̞̮̬̣͢͡ ͓̝͢T̴̙̫̻̗̖h̬͉̙a̸҉̰̬̺̳͈ṯ̨̲̙̙͜-҉̼̩̤͓̺̳R͏͕̖̠̰͔a̙͕̙n̡̢̯͓̝͈̺ḑ̮͝o͍̭̕͟m̶̺̫͓̯͇͜-͉͔͙̩̟̩̬͢G̗̤̗̱̼͉͕͘u͏̧̫́y̸̺̳͚̦̻͉͚ͅ

You're too tired from your actions earlier! And besides... players are really difficult to kill, anyways.

You have auto-defected to team [N]!

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NEW UPDATE COMPLETE!

DEFEAT THE GODMODDER: 1.2 PATCH NOTES!

-Some have reported a weird bug with the godmodder shifting into Endgame mode - we haven't been able to reproduce it, but the godmodder should reset to the proper stage every time he reaches a new HP threshhold now.
-Godmodder no longer summons Cute Puppy - what were we THINKING?
-Minor bugfixes and stability improvements
-New way to damage godmodder. Hint: Pie-related

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V:

The creepy clowns, with their charismatic new leader, scare Oryx, the entirety of the Army Men, and the Steel Balls! None of them can act this turn, though the Army men still progress with their research!

AG:

The space engineers finish the SHIELD ARRAY and switch it on! Now, the space station is protected from attacks should it ever enter the battlefield!

Yogg-Saron rolls into Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon, killing it for good!

The army men finish the Special weapons depot, but neither them nor the Steel balls can do anything more this turn!

PG:

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Everything around you feels... harsher, somehow. Like the godmodder's gaze got more intense. Like he no longer has a reason to hold back. You get a bad, bad feeling. Like when you accidentally wandered into some area above your level and got in a fight, but the enemy is way above your level and now you can't escape.

ENDGAME MODE ENGAGED

The godmodder, laughing, chants from his chains! Both his turns are spent! Armor Crusher summoned! He points towards CaptainNZZZ's army. Take them out before they grow too strong to stop.

N:

All of CaptainNZZZ's entities attack the creepy clowns and kill 20 of them!

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Right now, the godmodder's at his endgame levels of power! And you... aren't at yours! But, he should reset back to normal if you can get him down to his next threshold... so the first was at 290, then 275, so the next one... 250? Its your best bet. Your only bet. Keep attacking the godmodder! Also, remember, the Armor Crusher is only a normal entity. Status effects might be the way to go on this one!

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Get the godmodder down to 250 HP! Its the only way to snap him out of endgame mode!

Minor tasks:

The army men get stronger over time! Guide and protect them!
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're building helpful structures!
Take out the Creepy Clowns! They're preventing entities from acting!
Keep the Armor Crusher neutralized! He'll ruin anything he can get his hands on!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station
Shield array(protecting space station)
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers on random sides every turn!(Diet coke bribe!)(mind-controlled to the AG team!)
Space engineers+1: 70/70 HP x 100(building space station!)(x1.2 effectiveness)
Construction drone: 8000/8000 HP(adding 20 engineers of work!)
Portal: 20% open(summoning ally sworn to fight the godmodder)(closes 10% each turn)

[AG - eeveeshadowbacon]Yogg-Saron: 8000/35000 HP, 14000A

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(23000 total attack)(protected from 2 attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed):
Riflemen III: 60/60 HP x 100, 30x100A
Machine gunners III: 30/30 HP x 100, 200x100A
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 9
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 112, researching mind control resistance(complete in 3!)
HQs: 2000/2000 x 2 HP, producing 6 engineers, 15 medics (complete in 1!)
Refineries: 1500/1500 x 5 HP(producing 2000 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3000/3000x2 HP, producing 5 squad leaders, 2 snipers, 30 riflemen(complete in 2!)
Special weapons depot: 4000/4000 HP
Possesses 4200 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets, anti-regen bullets(not in use) GodMod armor(not in use), GodMod weaponry(not in use)

[AG - hungry visitor]Steel balls: 1000 x 2 HP, HP/2 A (+1000 HP to each next turn!)(protected from 1 attack!)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22000/22000 HP(zombie immunity)(20000 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A
Thunderhawks: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 1000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8000/8000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1000/1000 x 11 HP, 500 x 11A
Light Crystal: 10000/10000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5000/5000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Chuckles: 7000/7000 HP(bodyguarding army!)(2 attack shield)(resistance: -500 damage from every attack taken)
Tarantula turrets: 3000/3000 x 2 HP, 2500 x 2 A(bodyguarding Chuckles!)

[N - Pluff0]Oryx: 12000/12000 HP, 6000A

[PG]Custom M1 Abrams: 20000/20000 HP, 9000A

[PG]Armor Crusher: 500000/500000 HP, 20000 x 3A

[PG]Godmodder: 264/300 HP(Starcalibur: x2 actions)(Major charge: 1/3)

[V]Creepy Clown Leader: 5000/5000 HP(leading Creepy Clowns!)
Creepy Clowns: 500/500 x 35 HP, SCARE x 3A, Special: Balloon Animal(ready in 3!)

Player info:

Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)
MooGoesCow21
[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New summon: 3/10)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor
[N]Pluff0
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities(Charge 3/9)
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy(SNEK GUN: 3/4)
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the MOAL)
Arsenical(1 Legendary Weapon in debt!)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 2/15)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 1

Hex123 · Oct 12, 2017

I start throwing rocket powered pies at the god modder.

Devils Advocate · Oct 12, 2017

I place down two trap card and use Card Destruction on the godmodder.

Eevee shadow bacon · Oct 12, 2017

I just realizes, now that I'm evil, so are my summons.... E̡͇͙̘̗̬̩̬̎̈́̋̑̌N̹͓͚̘̯̪̜ͣͭ̉́ͯ͝Jͫͥ̓ͦ̓҉̳͉̪̰̘̀͜Ô̢̩̥͕̺̭͉̱̅͋͘ͅY̴̹͎̣͙ͮͬ͆̿ͫ̂̅͘

I heal Yogg (who is now evil) to max health
I kidnap MooGoesCow and take him to my crazy basement.
I start to open a portal to hell (1/5)

Iranon · Oct 12, 2017

Esarey summons Takanuva, the Toa of Light, and the parahuman Legend, and instructs both of them to fire their own beams of light into the gathering MOAL as well.

Esarey then begins summoning the Traveler, a task which will take a significant amount of time to accomplish.

JOEbobobob · Oct 12, 2017

1 action spent to incrament 3/15 that mem'ry left so far behind.
something of note:
Yorehammer:
The Hammer of Piercing. Whoever holds it shall gain the might of a planet. Equipping it takes a portion of your life force, but the stronger you are, the less that portion is. It is part of the set of the seven ultimate weapons. All who hold it can ignore any and all methods of protection. Attack shields, bodyguards... you simply don't have to care.
this seems useful, and here is why: the godmodder's near-immunity to damage can be concidered protection. since we know the soul orb is his source of strength (whatever it is) and he is weak without it, his near-immunity to damage is a protection the soul orb allows him to apply, in some way.
as such, the Yorehammer should allow you to bypass his armor.
as well...
it simply requires you hold it, not hit him with it; therefor, you can reach one hand into the inventory, elongate your hand, tap the hammer, and gain its propertys, then attack the godmodder however you like. just slap him or something with your free hand.
anyway, Action.
the army man hears of the army men, and decides to join their cause. seeing their lack of defenses, he decides to conjure an extension to their army, one that can siphon plastic to create a defensive wall which, like all plastic beings, will melt back into its plastic on death, letting it be rebuilt infinitely as long as the plastic protection producer ( alliteration! ) is alive.

CaptainNZZZ · Oct 12, 2017

Moniker said:
The godmodder, laughing, chants from his chains! Both his turns are spent! Armor Crusher summoned! He points towards CaptainNZZZ's army. Take them out before they grow too strong to stop.

Seeing the Godmodder point towards my entities, clearly wanting his forces to attack them, I slowly shake my head. "So that's how it's going to be then, you're forcing me to really consider joining the AntiGodmodder side."

Exhaling slowly I spend my first action (x2.5) while I glare at the Armor Crusher, weaving a spell upon it that makes it so the next two attacks the Armor Crusher makes will not only not hit what the Armor Crusher is trying to hit but also reflect back onto itself.

Moniker said:
You have summoned the CUSTOM M1 ABRAMS! It's completely unmanned! The godmodder sends some of his men over, and they immediately crew the tank! Sure, the tank is bound to your will, but it's just a tank. It doesn't decide its direction in life.

Grinning at how my plan actually seems to have worked so far I use the remaining amount of my power (x0.5) to open the Custom M1 Abrams's hatch temporarily and with the use of a Charge Stone I pull the now vulnerable group of the Godmodder's men out of the Custom M1 Abrams which allows four of the undead warriors to immediately man the Custom M1 Abrams.

Finally I order all of my entities but the techmarines to attack the Armor Crusher, no doubt only doing the equivalent of scratching the Armor Crusher's paint job. The techmarines are ordered to begin building a highly maneuverable jetpack for Chuckles that'll grant him a 25% evasion capability, letting Chuckles have an 1/4th chance to dodge attacks once it's finished.

MooGoesCow21 · Oct 12, 2017

I Continue focusing on opening the portal

The space engineers will make a Antimatter Energy generator that regens the shield and makes my specials activate faster

Arsenical · Oct 12, 2017

Moniker said:
The godmodder wanted to use his earplugs, but he needs to hear you to win the contest! In the end, he totally wins because of how terrible you are, but not without taking 1 BAD SINGING damage...

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: Wouldn't it be nice to get it back right away? Didn't happen, though.

Oh, and your penalty for losing... yeah, there had to be a penalty for losing. After all, the sword was the godmodder's property, so it's only fair you bet something of equal value! And since you have nothing to offer, the godmodder puts you in DEBT! Debt to the tune of ONE LEGENDARY WEAPON! Better take care of that sooner or it might come back to bite you!

No! Clearly, the godmodder was just too FUNKY FRESH for our hero to overcome. Now he even owed the blasted man a LEGENDARY WEAPON! Where was he supposed to get that?

He had no choice. Clearly, he needed to embark on another QUEST, so that his SOUL isn't taken!

But where to? LEGENDARY WEAPONS are not something you come across every day.

"Hm... Nope, don't have any ideas. You have any, Narrator?"

Just one.

"What is-" *GONG*

And so, due to a little assistance from our lovely narrator and a blunt instrument, Arsenical was sent to the DREAMLANDS, a nonsensical realm of endless IMAGINATION...

The_Two_Eternities · Oct 12, 2017

FOCUS: FLAMETHROWER

They must become what they despise. Across the world, abandoned factories are quietly retooled, and weapons of destruction start to roll off the assembly lines.

" "Have you been good to your mother, young man?" He asked me."

(OOC: Same thing, charge is now at 6/9. I am now upgrading the unspecified reward to a promise of at least two actions aiding the winner between Update XXXIII and Update XXXV)

Defeat The Godmodder

(God/Greater)

Sun, Moon, and Stars

Your local Sociopath

(God/Greater)

Your local Sociopath

Your local Sociopath

Your Choices Don't Matter

I am not a vampire

Your Choices Don't Matter

Professional Asshole

The Moo That Goes Cow