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Defeat The Godmodder

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Moniker said:
You wait for a few minutes, and eventually, you reach the top floor.

You exit the elevator from a combination of you slowly walking forward and the guards impatiently nudging you out. The elevator closes behind you and leaves for a different floor. The guards do not follow you.

In stark contrast to the bright white of the rest of the castle, this room is dark. The walls might also be white, but you can't see the sides of the room. It could be massive or tiny, but the only light is a small candle on a desk in front of you. You walk over, and sit down on a short chair in front of the desk. You see another, much taller chair behind the desk, with a well-dressed figure sitting on it. It's so dark, you can't quite make out his face.

???: Hello. And thank you, for coming here today.
???: Really, I appreciate your visit! It's an honest thing to do, wanting to clear your debts. It's not often you see such character in our world.
???: Please. Have some tea.

You notice some tea on the desk. Was that there before? It looks piping hot and a normal brown color. After all that walking, you are a little thirsty...

???: In any event, I'm sure you don't want to waste too much more time here. I won't leave you hanging. Let's get straight to business.

The shrouded figure slides a white piece of paper on the text. Flat, computer-type text is written over it.

???: You want a legendary weapon, and I can get you one. But legendary weapons are extremely powerful. I'm not willing to hand it over for anything silly, like money.
???: For a legendary weapon, I want... power. The power of a Player. Your power, specifically.
???: But I'm not so unreasonable as to ask for your entire soul. I just want a very limited amount.
???: 5 posts. If you do it, any time I want, I'll be able to edit your post text. Whether the edit is small or large, it will still count towards that total. Essentially, I'll get to act as you.
???: I could make you do me a favor, or heal an entity I want to keep alive. It doesn't matter. In the long-term, it will be of little consequence.
???: And in exchange, you will have... the Resolute Heart.
???: Though it counts as one of the Legendary Weapons, it isn't exactly a weapon - it serves a dual defensive and offensive purpose.
???: Anything that holds it can't get negative status effects. For example: Paralysis, confusion, etc., etc.
???: I'm sure you're aware of how entities can be stunned or confused or burned or poisoned or weakened, or have their attacks reflected back at them or to one of their own allies. If you held the Resolute Heart, this couldn't happen to you.
???: Players are almost complete invulnerable, but that doesn't make it useless. In attacks you would launch against the godmodder, it would be certain to make it much harder for the godmodder to stop you. And what's more, anyone who held it could give the effects to their entities - curing them of their own status effects, and such.
???: But I'll throw in something more, too. For the first time it's on the AG side, I'll make it so the godmodder can't steal it from you. He can only take it if someone gives it to him willingly.
???: And as long as that doesn't happen, your side can keep it without problems - so long as you keep juggling it between players, of course.
???: So what do you say? Feel free to read over the contract.

You do read over the contract. You aren't a lawyer, but it pretty much says everything he just told you in more legalese-y terms. Nothing seems out of the ordinary.

???: If you have any questions, feel free to ask. This is a great opportunity for you! So many of the Legendary Weapons would be behind much more challenging sidequests.
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I glance down at the contract once more, then back up at the shrouded face."Well... The contract does seem to not have any fine print to it, and I can pay off the debt... But there is something kind of suspicious about this guy... Maybe the orange text?"

Well, he did say feel free to ask any questions. "Well, your deal does sound very nice, ah... What is your name, if I may ask? I heard your guards call you 'Master' but I want to know who you really are known as."

"Irregardless, what do you want to use my powers to accomplish? Few people want to have that power just for the fun of it."
 
Focusing: After appearing in this crazy battlefield I summon SCVs (that are loyal to me of course) to start constructing a Command Center.

(ooc: never played SC2 but doesn't mean I don't watch it :V)
 
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    • Arsenical said:
    I glance down at the contract once more, then back up at the shrouded face."Well... The contract does seem to not have any fine print to it, and I can pay off the debt... But there is something kind of suspicious about this guy... Maybe the orange text?"

    Well, he did say feel free to ask any questions. "Well, your deal does sound very nice, ah... What is your name, if I may ask? I heard your guards call you 'Master' but I want to know who you really are known as."

    "Irregardless, what do you want to use my powers to accomplish? Few people want to have that power just for the fun of it."
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    ???: My name? You can call me L.
    ???: In any event, what I wish to use your powers for is my business.
    ???: But I wouldn't worry too much. I have objectives of my own to accomplish that are only somewhat related to the war you're fighting.

    Now, then, what will it be?
     
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    • Eevee shadow bacon said:
    I carefully alline my shot so one ball will are off a chain reaction where all the balls will start bouncing of the walls and each oth and gain speed at an steadily increasing speed.
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    You use PERPETUAL MOTION STRIKE! The balls all hit each other in a perfect way that results in them all eternally gaining speed! Or that's what would have happened, if that was physically possible, which its not. You just hit the balls normally, and the godmodder dodges effortlessly (he escaped the snakes by taming them).

    It's your turn again, held in place. But the godmodder doesn't even aim for you. He uses ULTIPRECISION STRIKE, which results in the balls all landing in their holes, in perfect order, with only the cue ball left out. The godmodder has won this round. You lose 2 health! He gets the "A" and "H" of YAHTZEE.

    The godmodder smiles. This little game you're playing... it's sure to end in your defeat at this rate. You don't have any crazy plans or hidden victory conditions - you're just trying to play like a normal human. And against the godmodder, that strategy stands no chance. Not even a 19% chance.

    Next up, a deck of cards appears in the sky. On its front is a spanish number. UNO!

    YOUR D20 CARD ROLL: 9

    GODMODDER'S D20 CARD ROLL: ?? + 1

    You're dealt a standard hand of five UNO cards. Luckily, you do have two special cards. You don't know what hand the godmodder has, but he has a cruel smile on his face...

    The first card laid down is a green "2".

    CURRENT SITUATION:

    GAME:
    UNO
    Facing card: Green 2
    Eevee's turn

    Health: ++++++++
    Eevee Shadow Bacon
    (Has a pawn, and a queen, and "Y")
    UNO cards: Blue skip-turn card, color-changing card, yellow 3, green ten, blue 4

    Health: +++++++++
    The Godmodder
    (Has ??? chess pieces, ??? UNO cards and "A" and "H")
    (size of an ant - needs to dodge pool balls!)

    Current stakes:
    Shen Gong Wu(+1 actions per turn)
    One legendary weapon
     
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    (Six actions channeled into the charge in total as I've used all my actions both last turn and this turn on this.)

    Another pillar rises from the ground, this time a yellow one but otherwise completely identical to the green pillar It lights itself on fire too, starting to burn. The first section of the green pillar is completely engulfed in flames and nothing remains, the flames have moved on to the second section. The fence around Victory begins faintly emitting electrical energy. The green circle turns yellow and the atmosphere around it suddenly turns colder. Next to the sarcophagus of the mayan man springs up another one, this time in a sarcophagus with a slightly yellow tint to it. This time, it seems to be some sort of tribal witch doctor with feathers on his head.
     
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    • MooGoesCow21 said:
    I Focus on unblocking the Space engineer portal
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    Space engineer portal totally unblocked! Maybe you could ask some other players or Doorman for help?

    EternalStruggle said:
    One HP off? Hmm. Looks like it's time to finish this off!

    ...

    The figure still doesn't have any idea on what he could possibly do to hurt the Godmodder through his potent defenses. Ah well, others should be on the case.

    Hrm.

    FOCUS - OH HEY LOOK A DISTRACTION

    The man waves his hands about a bit, and summons an UBERDOG ATTRACTING BONE in front of the Uberdog. It's too angry to be playing as such, but this bone really annoys it even more than it is generally enraged at the other Entities on the field, so it should attack it this round, thus saving everyone else from its wrath. At least for the time being, that thing will break immediately when the dog goes after it.
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    Uberdog attracting bone placed! The uberdog's going for that this turn!

    feller21 said:
    I watch the heater try to unfreeze the army-men until I realize the they are frozen in time and they just sweat a bunch! In the distance I hear Captain.Cat and Corebrute yelling at me to stop the heater because that would ruin their future plans.

    I immediately stop the heater and quickly apologize for the mistake that I had made!

    To atone for my sins, I will walk away and turn my attention towards dealing with this insane Leviathan!

    Ok, for this turn, I am going to cast CONFUSION!! on the Leviathan to make it attack itself! (If you don't know what I mean by this, look up the Pokemon wiki!)

    All three actions will be used to focus the attack and the Leviathan will more than likely, take a lot of damage from it's own tidal wave which will be cast by him next turn!!
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    The Leviathan is confused! It's totally got a 50% chance to have its attack hit itself!

    CoreBrute said:
    "Guess I'm not going to be Shaman King." CoreBrute groans as he staggers to his feet, meeting the Uberdog's eyes. He smiles at the monster.

    "Good. You didn't deserve to go out like that. Euthanising an innocent puppy is something only a monster would do." He flexes his arms to get ready. "Now let's see how you like to play catch." And then he legs it as fast as he can away from the Uberdog.

    ACTION 1: As he passes the frozen in time soldiers, he reaches out with his hand and yells out "STEAL!" glowing with blue energy. In a flash, he was now carrying several pieces of the Godmod created weaponry they had been holding.

    "Sorry to take your dinner Rusty!" He yells at his friend who was herding her offspring to new pieces of armor.

    ACTION 2: CoreBrute then jumped in mid-air and fired at the Uberdog. He knew the attack wasn't going to hurt the creature, but it would get it's attention. The already vengeful dog turned on CoreBrute and lunged towards him at high speeds. CoreBrute fired his weapons repeatedly at the creature, but they just pinged off it's jaws, right before they went forward and bit CoreBrute's arms.

    With a quick pull, it had ripped off the player's arms, moving to swallow it and the weapons in a few crunchy gulps. CoreBrute swore loudly at the pain of losing his limbs.

    ACTION 3: That's when a large Executor-class Star Dreadnought came down from the sky. A figure dressed in black robes left from the ship and landed behind the Uberdog. In a sudden motion the Uberdog was struck by purple lightning causing it to spasm in pain. Worse, because it had Godmodder gear (and a pair of arms) in it's throat, it started to choke. Not enough to risk it's life, but enough to keep it distracted.

    CoreBrute glanced up as the figure walked towards him. He smiled.

    "Good to see you..."

    The Khajit Sith Lord nodded at him. "I heard you had fallen off the wagon. As your sponser, I couldn't leave you by yourself." CoreBrute smiled as he got up.

    "I'd shake your hand but I've got none to spare." He groaned, as he continued to bleed out.

    "When has losing a few body parts ever stopped you?" Kippers remarked, as he pulled out his lightsabre. "Now, that creature won't be distracted for ever. We can buy time if it gets up with that bone EternalStruggle left behind, but you will need to regain your strength if we are to have a chance." CoreBrute nods, looking at the destroyed frame of the Armor Crusher.

    "I've got a few ideas about that..."
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    The uberdog is unable to act this turn! -20% godmodder weaponry!

    Captain.Cat said:
    "Junk, Junk, pack of Gum, Junk, History of the Genocide of the Tan race, junk, Finally! Gotcha!" I Pull out the Godmod armor and weaponry research files, that I had been searching for, quickly I place them into the Maw of the Bag of Devouring and in the blink of an eye the knowledge of how to make more the Godmod armor and weaponry is gone forever.

    now with the files destroyed and the threat of them just making more now gone I turn around to counture my other task of getting rid of the Godmod gear, Seeing that the Rust monster and... babies? have eaten the last the armor I smile softly and think. 'Well almost done just need to get rid of the last of the Weaponry and they will be bac-' Before i can finish my thought Lighten that was summon by the godmodder rains from the sky and destroys the 2 HQ's and kills many of the army men. "Grrrr, Son of a bitch." I let out a deep growl of anger. 'Damn it all, I'll get the bastard back for that but I need to get rid of the rest the godmod gear before it's to late.'

    Unknown to me and likely almost everyone else is a mix blessing had happen when many of the army men scientists had been killed, Among the Scientists that died were the 12 scientists that had made the Godmod armor and weapons in the first place so any attempts to rediscover the lost knowledge will be greatly hampered by their deaths if not outright impossible.

    (I'm focusing my last two actions on removing/destroying the remaining Godmod Weaponry)

    I quickly start running up to army men to army men striping them of their Godmod weapons and placing the godmod weapons into the bag of devouring. As I rush from one to the next I sweat 'Fucking hell why is it so hot here?' I wonder to my self as I take a another Godmod weapon and place it into the Bag, I turn over and then see giant heater cranking out eye blistering heat. 'Ah, That's why. I'll worr-' I then see Feller21 turn the heaters off, 'Alright then nevermind' I then call out to him. "Thanks for turning them off buddy!" With that I return to my self appointed task of getting rid of the Corrupting influence of the Godmod Gear that my Soldiers are using.

    Going through the 2 barracks I check foot lockers, gun racks and other places inside the Barrack's that looked like places to store weapon, I end up discovering a few more but due to this being a training facility most of the weapons were still the old non-godmod weapons being used for training. I quickly feed the Godmod weapons to the Bag of devouring and move on, only stopping to draw a mustache on the drill instructor's face with marker.

    Making my way I soon end up in the Special weapons depot, I quickly walk over to the Desk with Clerk and pick up the pile of requisition forms checking for where in the depot any godmod weapons may have been stored, Surprisingly it would appear that not many had been place in storage due to them being issued as soon as new troops had arrived.

    'Well that makes things much easier for me.'     I then place the pile back down and looking over at the tea that was about to be spilled I pick up the tea cup and with it gather the tea that had been flying in the air with the cup. I then quickly shallow it all down and place the now empty cup back on the desk and head over to the crates that had been indicate by the Forms to have Godmod weapons inside.

    I Break one open and find the Godmod weapons inside, Nodding to myself has mental pat on the back for my 'hard' work I then as fast as possible place the Crates with godmod weapons inside the all devouring bag and I leave the Depot.

    Finally I come to the Riflemen Sticking his hand in the Plastic shield generator. "You dumbass." is all I can say to this act of utter stupidity. I drag his hand away from the Shield generator and grab the Godmod weapons he had on him and force the Godmod Weapon into the Bag of Devouring.

    "FUCKING FINALLY!" I cry out in Joy as the last Godmod weapon disappeared into the bag!

    (After the last of the godmod gear is gotten rid of I'll start fighting again, Thank you everyone who has helped me with dealing with the Godmod gear and my Imposter.)
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    Godmodding gear totally eliminated! Whatever it would have done, your men are safe from it! And what's more, you've destroyed the research! Further research or production of GodMod-brand equipment is not a possibility for the Army Men.

    JOEbobobob said:
    1 action spent to incrament 8/15 that mem'ry left so far behind.
    I did 2 damage to the godmodder! yay!
    I've been helping the army men for pretty long though, time to chose a new entity to help.
    ...
    the godmodders entitys right now are all really simple, aside from the dog but how am i supposed to help them?
    I also hate dogs with a passion so there's that.
    alright, helping the mysterious tower it is.
    [1 action] I improve the crypt of ancients, giving it a passive spawn of 4 warriors instead of 2.
    [.25 actions] rules lawyer, flukefred Ion flukme
    ahem.
    the godmodder said once "Defenses: Stuff that defends the person, like a shield or bodyguard or such. Dodging attacks, like teleportation, don't count as defenses, they count as avoidances. Sure, you could argue that since the act of teleportation helps keep me healthy it could be argued to be a "defense", but you'd be wrong, wouldn't you, JOEBOBOBOB???!??!"
    but even there, in his failed counter of the planet-rock, there was a mistake.
    you see,the might of a planet was how yorehammer allowed the bypassing of all methods of Protection. the godmodder held up the dictionary entry for defenses.
    protection and defenses are not the same. a dodge protects, for, in the second definition of protection provided by the first search result on the internet, it doth say:
    "a person or thing that prevents someone or something from suffering harm or injury."
    however the godmodder gained his ability to, well, godmodder things, its source is preventing him from suffering harm or injury.
    we know, of course, that the godmodder has gained his powers from the soul orb.
    the soul orb, by empowering him with all his powers, is preventing him from suffering harm / injury.
    now, thats all very nice, but why does that matter?
    well, you see, he can be sued for false advertising of his own powers(he implied the soul orb was more powerful then it truly is, by implying he could dodge yorehammer-boosted strikes), which makes him poorer. poor people are more likely to die in a variety of ways, and so he gets mugged for being on the poor side of town, since he's poor. he kills the mugger. the mugger has a friend sniper with anti-godmodder bullets. they fire. the godmodder gets hit.
    also...
    [.25 actions] planar rock, the second coming.
    that means he can't dodge the rock, regardless of his wishes.
    what happened to the rock after it hit him, you ask?
    it bounced off. it hit the ground. it began to tunnel deep into the hexagonfield via sheer weight pushing stuff out of the way.
    I would like to ensure you agree with this likely effect before continuing.
    ok.
    wait, I said it would explode, didn't I?
    yes, yes i did, but there is no giant mountain or sphere of dirt on the battlefield. from this, we can deduce that something kept it from exploding.
    that something is this action, i kept it together with my power. the rock is still there, albeit deep in the ground.
    [.49 actions] planar rock, godmodder double-damager.
    I note the godmodder has a black hole in his stomach now.
    said black hole must be rather big in order to persist for any length of time without exploding (that is, it must have quite a bit of mass & gravity).
    no, this won't hurt the godmodder, since he knows its there and already countered it (it might come back to bite him later but whatever).
    however, this black hole has a lot of mass, as stated.
    a black hole with an event horizon the size of about a penny has the mass of the earth.
    (edit) also " A grenade that warps reality by both exploding and imploding with the mass of a planet, creating a black hole" it is stated to have the mass of a planet, so this isn't even an assumption.
    the hexagonfield, presumably, is unaffected, since the world has not compacted into a ball around the godmodder and crushed him to death.
    however, the godmodder did tunnel through the hexagonfield due to sheer weight. from this, we can deduce that it is affected by gravity.
    the hexagonfields gravity cannot be that much stronger then earths, as otherwise the normal human would be dead.
    the rock is less then the real-world radius of the earth from the godmodder. hence, it is more strongly attracted to the godmodders black hole then it is attracted downwards.
    over time, the rock is pulled through the hexagonmaterial, upwards, towards the godmodder. it accelerates, it accelerates, and it accelerates further...
    before slamming into the godmodders rear, from bellow. with the protection-nullifying power of the yorehammer.
    and my actions didn't give him the slightest hint of it, for aside from suing him, and giving the crypt more power, I have stood and done nothing. everything that just happened either happened prior, or was the direct result of physical laws irrespective of my presence.
    [.01 actions]
    moniker stated once that expending more actions on your attack to the godmodder does not significantly aid your chances (exact wording unknown). hence, all my actions here have only slightly less chance for godmodder damage then normal, if at all. if this .01 action thing was an attempt it'd probably fail, i suppose, but half and quarter actions are fair game i imagine.
    edeet: if i misunderstood how godmodder damage interacts with focusing and such, then give up on the +2 skeletons for the crypt thing to make it into 2 full actions i guess.
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    The godmodder reads over your lengthy post very carefully. He gets out his lawyer-glasses, and tries his best not to get a headache at all this physics stuff (he only partially succeeds). He notes a few critical misconceptions that occurred during the post's inception. First, the rock you threw did have protection-penetrating power, but not nearly the power of the Yorehammer - they're Legendary Weapons, and players don't have enough power to copy them nearly so easily (or at all). It just bounced off the ground, losing its powers the moment you stopped paying attention to it. The godmodder thought that both of you knew this, and is astonished to find you didn't. To continue, the godmodder also swallowed a black-hole-immune gravity-stabilization field generator at some point, currently operating inside his stomach, hence the lack of black hole physics. He tends to swallow a lot of stuff.

    Oh, and there's the whole sued-for-false-advertising thing. The godmodder wins his court case, because he has an army of lawyers, and every judge in existence was mind-controlled by him ages ago, and he bought out the prosecution's lawyer, and the jury was made up of some of captain.cat's mind-controlled army men. The sniper thing never even happened.

    OOC: When split up your attacks into three or four .5-action pieces, but give them a common theme like "physics coming back to bite the godmodder in the butt", it's treated more as one big attack. Of course, when I said the number of actions you put into attacks didn't matter, I was assuming that using at least one action was a given - so a minimum of one action must be bet to attack the godmodder.

    hungry visitor said:
    Actually I am reading manga right now and listening to music. This code stuff is not interesting enough.



    See that? That is how good I can predict him.

    Damn fool stop fooling yourself.

    Well. That is a thing.

    Can you just like... die or something?

    What have I ever done to you?

    Whatever.

    Nobody has been summoned, or so it seems. Cool. And I am also not writhing in pain. Neat.

    Back to business:

    HV will obviously do something to shield the balls. Again. Just say he shields the balls. No. He will...
    I got a problem here!
    HV imported the balls to my current location.
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    Oh, that's right. The Real Human you summoned was you, wasn't it? Wait... what's going on here? Are the balls off the HEXAGONAFIELD or...?

    The_Two_Eternities said:
    "Doormaker," I order, "start opening a portal to the Realm of Infinite Kittens (OOC: Uberdog distraction). Volunteer Flamethrower Division, attack the Leviathan."

    FOCUS: BOULDER BASHING BEHEMOTH

    I look at the Leviathan, and then at the tidal wave it's about to create, and then at the undistracted boulder. "Hmm." I think, grinning. I Earthbend the Boulder straight at the Leviathan, breaking his concentration and pushing back the release of his special attack.

    (OOC: This makes it so the Boulder's PG attack hits the Leviathan, as well as stalling progress on Tidal Wave.

    Things we need to do this turn:
    Remove GodMod gear (done by CoreBrute and Captain.cat)
    Distract the Boulder (done by Ranger_Strider_)
    Distract the Leviathan (done by feller21 and maybe That-Random-Guy)
    Distract the Uberdog (done by CoreBrute and EternalStruggle)
    Delay Tidal Wave (done by me, That-Random-Guy, and maybe feller21)
    Attempt to damage the Godmodder (done by Ranger_Strider_)

    RoIK = SCP-2559-J - SCP Foundation)
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    Doormaker is working on a kitten portal! VFD members will do as you say! The boulder's been distracted!

    Eevee shadow bacon said:
    I just realised that we all forgot about the hell portal I open 2 turns ago. This mean the Demon Princes is 1/3 of his way through his dark song and the Demon and demon clowns have had 2 turns to ninja their way across the battlefield, spread hell fire everywhere. Wow, super sneaky void characters, am I right?
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    Oh, the hell portal isn't opened all the way yet. Once you finish your sidequest, you can open it, and have the effects of whatever comes out reduced by the Dreadnought.

    hungry visitor said:
    OK it isn't that terrible.

    Just a small joke that escalated into a strong unit that will NUT (Natural Unit T.... reproduction) when it reaches the age of 18 rounds, creating some offspring.
    At least that was what I had planned for it. Guess it will stay here to threaten my life and stay save from any harm. How long until NUT? Lets see... it is 7 rounds old so 11 rounds to go!
    Also ascension for HV if the balls reach 1000000 HP.
    So he will keep them save.


    No doubleposting was in the rules was it? It was you Sh-(deleted)

    Also: Weapons of mass destruction. They will be deployed this round. And they will hit the Godmodder and the servants of the Godmodder.
    Now that they have built them once the scientists will start with mass production. *sigh*

    And HV gets a second, stronger Shield-field for his city and scientists.

    Now something about the secrets of Har

    That hurt. OK I won't tell anyone just don't kill me.
    I could've easily died to that.
    Stop coloring my words red it is creating confusion. Your an ass.
    I would never write your instead of you're. *whomst
    I did not write this. I did write this. STOP
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    Your weapons of mass destruction are deployed! They blast the servants of the godmodder, dealing 5000 damage to the entities on the PG side!

    CaptainNZZZ said:
    As I watch Chuckles defend the rest of my entities and finally be destroyed performing his duties a single tear rolls down my face. Such a tragic loss.

    I reverse time in the area Chuckles had been and freeze that moment, the image of him attempting to dodge the last attack he had protected the rest of my entities from. (x1)

    Around that frozen moment I create a crypt worthy of Chuckles, Chuckle's Crypt standing tall amidst my forces. (x1)

    Looking at the wall the techmarines have been building for multiple turns for Chuckles I finish it and set it in Chuckle's old job, defending all my entities from harm though definitely not as well as Chuckles did. (x1)

    OOC: Due to this temporal manipulation Chuckles won't be in Ralyx's Eternity Stasis Machine but instead frozen in time a second from his destruction from the last (also frozen in time with Chuckles) lightning in the Chuckle's Crypt. Also Moniker you haven't been increasing the amount of entities as the structures I have create them.
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    Fixed... the Chuckles wall was supposed to be there last turn so you go ahead and buff it a little more now. You've preserved a copy of Chuckles! Wait, hold on... Ralyx's Eternity stasis machine has supposedly been grabbing every entity. But that hasn't stopped some entities, like the Seraph and Cute Puppy, from being revived. What's going on here? Well, whatever the case, it doesn't look like the Eternity Stasis Machine will get in the way of anyone's plans revolving around any entity's dead body.

    Ranger_Strider_ said:
    Well... I suppose I could try my hand at this.

    1. When Boulder moves to strike the AG side, I create a portal in front of the Boulder using the Portal Gun MK. V, and another in front of Leviathan. This will surely cause him to use his AG attack to strike the Leviathan! This is thinking with portals kids.
    2. My grin returns when I realize the Godmodder has fallen for my clever trap! The black hole was never intended to harm him, merely to set up future blows! I swagger up to him, and shove some Boston Cream Pie down his throat. But, he never noticed the fact that it hid a white hole inside! The white hole and the black hole touching would surely create a paradox that would destroy him! (Or at least give him minor indigestion). This was part of my plan ALL ALONG!
    3. Continue to summon the Monster of God (3/5)

    Assuming we don't need to summon anything or do anything pressing, let's destroy all of Eevee's stuff while he's gone. Who needs it anyway? (FILTHY NEUTRAL)
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    The white hole and black hole combo inside the godmodder's belly! Inside his STOMACH OF STEEL... he begins to feel some bubbling... oh no...

    The godmodder needs... he needs... HE NEEDS A BATHROOM!

    That-Random-Guy said:
    I FOCUS on using my finest Player-Brand teleport able confusion drugs, several specialized syringes, and a summoned oversize cudgel of stunning to ensure that the Tidal Wave special will be focused onto the Leviathan/the PG + the Void side if possible. (If possible/applicable I also extend feller21's confusion effect by 1 turn, this takes priority over focusing Tidal Wave on the Void side in addition to the PG side.
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    You extend the confusion effect AND get to make sure the Tidal Wave will only affect PG and V entities! Looks like the Leviathan is liable to be out of sorts for a good while.

    Daskter said:
    Focusing: After appearing in this crazy battlefield I summon SCVs (that are loyal to me of course) to start constructing a Command Center.

    (ooc: never played SC2 but doesn't mean I don't watch it :V)
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    Oh! Oh! I played SC2! (I was kind of garbage at it, though.)

    Welcome to the game! (Players who don't announce their neutrality by default join the AG side)

    You summon ONE lonely SCV, who starts building a command center. It will take a long time, working all by himself...

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    AG:

    The space engineers keep working on the Super Laser! Arengith The Enchanter buffs the space station with an evasion rune, giving it a 10% dodge rate!

    The Steel balls and VFD both attack the Leviathan, dealing a total of 24,000 damage!

    The infinity Jaeger makes a new copy of itself! The SCV racks up a tiny bit of progress towards his new command center...

    PG:

    The uberdog is distracted this turn!

    The boulder slams into the Leviathan once, and then the Leviathan twice! 80,000 damage to the Leviathan!

    The Leviathan rolls a D2 to decide whether his attack will succeed or fail... success! The Leviathan crashes into Yogg-Saron, killing it! The shock wave hits Laser Raptor, killing them as well!

    Oh no... the godmodder currently has a black hole and white hole colliding in his stomach, which is causing an explosion that could destroy all matter. This is causing some... digestive discomfort. He needs a bathroom! He rapidly finishes his previous summoning enchantment, calling forth the RAPIDFIRE MACHINE GUN(automatic mode), which is going to kill you and blah blah blah, INSTA-MAKE A BATHROOM! The godmodder dives for the restroom door, in a much more vulnerable state than usual... now's your chance!


    N:

    CaptainNZZZ's army and ORYX! don't have orders right now.

    Doormaker opens the kittenverse portal up 25% of the way!

    The army men all unfreeze in time. They look around, and are ashamed. Heads hung, they walk back over to the AG side. With the fake captain.cat and their godmodding gear finally gone, they are not proud of their actions over the past few turns. They really, really need that brewery...


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    ITINERARY:
    -Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
    -Get the godmodder down to 250 HP! Its the only way to snap him out of endgame mode! Maybe that pie-related method could help...
    -Keep the Uberdog neutralized, or everyone will die.

    Minor tasks:
    The army men get stronger over time! Guide and protect them! Right now, though, they're frozen!
    Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're building helpful structures!
    Keep Leviathan neutralized! It has huge attack power!
    Keep Boulder neutralized! He's more of a tanky entity but he can hurt you, too!
    Keep Rapidfire Machine Gun neutralized! It shreds through multi-layered defenses!
    Protect the SCV building a command center!


    THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

    [AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(10% dodge rate)
    Shield array(protecting space station)
    Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
    Super Laser: 60% complete, support attack
    Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers on random sides every turn!(Diet coke bribe!)(mind-controlled to the AG team!)
    Space engineers+1: 80/80 HP x 160(building space station!)(x1.2 effectiveness)
    Arengith the Enchanter: 25,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)

    [AG - hungry visitor]Steel balls: 27,000 HP, HP/2 A (+7,000 HP next turn!)(50% attack for 1!)

    [AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 30 HP, 300 x 30A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)(targeting Leviathan)

    [AG - feller21]Infinity Jaeger: 12,000/12,000 HP, 4,000A (replicombo power)
    Infinity Jaeger: 12,000/12,000 HP, 4,000A (replicombo power)

    [AG - Daskter]SCV: 30/30 HP(building command center)
    Command center: 5% complete

    [AG - captain.cat]Army men(35,500 total attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed)(Frozen in time for 1!):
    Riflemen V: 700/700 HP x 130, 150x130A
    Machine gunners III: 200/200 HP x 60, 300x60A
    Medics: 500/500 x 15 HP, Healing A
    Engineers: 100/100 HP x 15, building GodMod training camp(complete in 7!)
    Scientists: 100/100 HP x 32
    Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
    Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP, producing 20 squad leaders(complete in 2!)
    Special weapons depot: 4,000/4,000 HP
    Plastic shield generator: 5,000/5,000 HP(burns plastic to protect from damage; current rate: 500 plastic/2000 protection)
    Possesses 8,200 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped)

    [N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(29,500 total attack)
    Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A
    Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
    Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
    Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 17 HP, 500 x 17A
    Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
    Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+4 weak skeletons per turn!)
    Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
    Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 6 HP, 250 x 10A
    Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000A
    Wall: 12000 HP(+1000 HP per turn)

    [N - Pluff0]ORYX!: 4,000/14,000 HP, 7,000A

    [N - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 25,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)
    Kittenverse portal: 25%

    [N]Godmodder's bathroom

    [PG]Leviathan: 212,000/300,000 HP, 70,000A, Special: Tidal Wave(ready to unleash in 1 - will hit itself!)(confused - 50% chance to hit itself for 1!)

    [PG]BOULDER: 9,992,000/1,000,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A(hits one PG and one AG/N entity each attack)

    [PG]Rapidfire Machine Gun: 350,000/350,000 HP, 5,000 x 10A

    [PG]Godmodder: 251/300 HP(Starcalibur: x2 actions)(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)(diving for bathroom door)

    [PG]Uberdog: Playfulness level: Vengeful (one-hit-kill attack)
    Uberdog distraction Bone


    Player info:
    Captain.cat
    HybridUnity
    Hex123(Shielded!)
    Corebrute
    MooGoesCow21
    [N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New summon: 3/10)(Portal to hell: 4/5 - Suppressed by Dreadnought)(Circus Tent: 1/5)
    Archon of Ghosts
    [N+1]CaptainNZZZ
    [N-1]EternalStruggle
    Hungry visitor
    [N]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
    ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
    pikapikaCHU123
    The_Two_Eternities
    [N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
    Vandalygon
    That-Random-Guy
    Orange(has POWER)
    dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
    Easary(charging the super MOAL)
    Arsenical(1 Legendary Weapon in debt!)
    [N]JoeBOB(Charge: 8/15)(has army men's anti-mind-control research!)
    feller21
    Victory By Ablation
    Hikki(is GUNSLINGER)(HAS AMMO)
    Ranger_Strider_(Monster of God: 3/5)
    Daskter

    Player Inventory:
    On Players and the Nature of Creativity
    Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
    Melodic transmitter x 3
    Charge Stone x 0


    OOC: I'd like to put a few notes on sidequests since there's some speculation - anyone can join any sidequest if they so desire at any time. If there's a sidequest that's exclusive to one player, I'll say so. Of course, the environment of the sidequest will probably change somewhat to accommodate a new member, but if some of you wanted to join Eevee's game and help them out, I wouldn't stop you, just adjust the difficulty. And if we ever reach a point where like 60% of the active players are in a sidequest, I'll just put the main quest on hold and launch rapidfire sidequest updates until it finishes.
     
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    • I'm going to Go up to the Space station and then build a reinforcement beacon that will summon a space ship every 5 turns
    Arengith will start making the Space engineers permanently AG
     
    Phase Three of Four: Autumn / Climax
    (Nine actions channeled into the charge in total.)

    Yet another pillar rises from the ground, as you might've already guessed, it's orange. This new pillar, just like the other ones, lights itself on fire. At this point, the yellow pillar's first section is burned off and half of the green pillar is now engulfed in flames. It seems as if the fire on these pillars moves at the same time; every time a new pillar springs up, the other pillars have had a section of them burned off. What a weird ritual. The very same fences that began emitting electrical energy last round begin visibly shocking each other and sparking with electricity, which is now feeding into the sarcophagi. The circle becomes orange and its chilling air begins flowing into the sarcophagi, too. Grass begins growing at an abnormally large rate around Victory, although it seems to be rustling next to the sarcophagi. Ash from the burned remains of the pillar sections flows around the force field rapidly. A third sarcophagus rises up from the ground, this time with an orange tint. Inside of it is... nothing? Odd. The other two sarcophagi have clear bodies inside of them, yet this one is blank... What could that mean?
     
    Naturally, the man had predicted the Godmodder attempting to dive for the bathroom, so was already in a position to intercept, and had prepared a trap. He uses the MACH KICK technique to slam his foot into the Godmodder's back, sending him flying forwards. This helps him reach his destination slightly faster, except for the minor issue that a shaped charge proximity bomb is on the bathroom door.

    This is a very big concern because this particular bomb goes off while the Godmodder is directly in front of it, giving him no room or time to dodge, since it covers an entire hemisphere in front of it. The shaped charge is only very loosely shaped, you see. Regardless, this is a very potent EternalStruggle-brand ARMOR PIERCING BLAST, which naturally pierces all armor through a combination of enchantment and raw blunt force of detonation. The Godmodder might be able to do something about this, but he just got kicked forward at high speeds, so doesn't exactly have the time to do this. And of course the bottom of the figure's boot had a disorientation array built in, so when he kicked the Godmodder he got stunned, just for the tiniest fraction of a second. However, that tiny fraction was more than enough for him to get hit by the bomb, which due to being directional doesn't even blow the door off its hinges. (It's also an energy blast as opposed to kinetic, so Newton's third law doesn't even apply.)
     
    But... but i said SCVs, what have i done wrong `:eek:

    Whatever ill get temporary help by calling down. M.U.L.E.(Mobile Utility Lunar Excavator) nearby the command center, to help build it faster

    Then ill help my lonely SCV to build the command center..

    I thought about cursing whoever only gave me 1 SCV but I realise that if I do I probably will get backfired from that.

    Edits (I know Mules can repair things so I'm thinking that it can also help build things faster... Unless it wont help and I'm just wasting an action :V)
     
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    "Doormaker, Volunteer Flamethrower Division, keep doing what you're doing." I order.

    FOCUS: NO MORE AMMO

    I look at the Rapidfire Machine Gun, searching for weaknesses. "Aha!" I think, "The ammo belt is unprotected!" I quickly grab a few of the cartridges closest to the firing mechanism, and snatch them away before they can be fired.

    (OOC: Unofficial Itinerary II:

    Distract the Boulder (done by Ranger_Strider_)
    Distract the Rapidfire Machine Gun (done by me)
    Distract the Uberdog (done by Uberdog distraction bone)
    -Open the portal to the RoIK (done by Doormaker)
    Keep the Leviathan distracted (done by Ranger_Strider_)
    -Keep the Leviathan confused
    Attempt to damage the Godmodder (done by EternalStruggle, pluff0, JOEbobobob, and That-Random-Guy)

    Note on the Unofficial Itinerary: Things with a dash preceding them are ways to accomplish the higher-level task above them.

    Daskter it's a game balance thing. Moniker could have given you more SCVs, but they would have to have the same total construction power and HP.)
     
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    Well... The whitehole kind of worked? Meh. HIT HIM NOW!

    1. I attempt to hypnotize the Leviathan using a parasol, multiple bright lights, and a small mind control machine. Now see here.... Listen to my voice... You see that Rapidfire Machine Gun?... It dissed you and your parents and spoke of betrayal....
    2. I do the same to the Boulder. Look at the Leviathan! It's attacking your ally the Rapidfire Machine Gun! You should hurt it instead of the AG side this round... Just trust me...
    3. Give me one more turn and I can get someone useful out! Continue summoning the Monster of God (4/5)

    Focus all other efforts on the Godmodder, or summoning units. Assume the Itinerary V. 2 is accomplished this turn, but HIT THE GODMODDER MORE!
     
    1 action spent to incrament 9/15 that mem'ry left so far behind.
    [1x action] the godmodder got a headache from the physics stuff.
    headaches hurt.
    pain is not damage, though.
    not... directly.
    as the godmodder rushes into his bathroom, the headache intensifies as he realises that there aren't any mind-controled army men left, and that a black-hole-immune gravity-stabilization field generator would not be immune to white holes, and break down soon after my attack as a white hole appears in his stomach, removing the GS field generator. the size of the white hole is unspecified, and since we don't know how white holes work, and his blank map corresponds to blank territorys via his reality warping godmodder powers, white holes don't have any weird requirements and can be of any size, so now he has indigestion, and his gravity stabilization field generator is broken, and the white-hole is much smaller then the black hole, so the black hole pulls up the rock...
    the rock which regained what power it had back when I was preserving it last action. and regained even more of its power just now as i called attention to it. no, it wasn't as strong as yorehammer, but it worked the same way. the headache gets worse as he stumbles onto the toilet, and begins to... relieve himself. he trys to do so, but it hurts to try. he godmodds away the problem. now he can poo, yay.
    the rock comes out his butt.
    the pain of trying to relieve himself was the well-timed impact of the rock flying up his butt. he'd have noticed, but mumbo-jumbo headache. the rock was drawn in by the black hole as stated.
    oh, and he still hasn't bothered to make himself immune to rocks, highly-compressed planet-mass ones or otherwise.
    ahem.
    turns out I need to put all actions into entering the sidequest.
    well, I do that. if someone wants to attack the godmodder and has no attack ideas, feel free to use this attack I guess.
    [3x action]
    whatever that game Eeveeshadowbacon is playing is called, I join it, drawing my cards...
    and immediately playing blanket, because I brought a fuzzy green blanket which I borrowed from a friend with me. since its green, and I'm playing it on a green thing, so it works.
    what? I was cold! halloween tends to be cold enough to need a coat under costumes where I live.
    having played thing with the [fuzzy green] propertys, I gain the first of the 5 Srovy tokens.
    there's more! when I wear blankets, I always bring 2, one of which is thin and red , because then it looks like a cape and capes are cool! (said child me when he made this commitment)... and yes, I did swear it on the river sticks back then, that was dumb of me, but oh well.
    I take the red blanket-that-I-use-like-a-cape and play it on top of the fuzzy green blanket. since I played a red item while holding a Srovy Token, I gain a Communist Token. sadly, I am now out of things to do, but all I need now is a "The" Token, and I can channel them into 3 times the power of a bullshtick token, normally restricted to pebbletopia-style games!
     
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    For my first action (x1) I increase the size of the Wall, increasing it's HP and making it protect all of my entities.

    With a snap of my fingers (x1) an attack shield appears, protecting the Wall from one attack.

    My last action (x1) is giving the Wall the ability to dodge attacks via probability manipulation, granting it a decent dodge rate.

    The techmarines are ordered to begin work on an ablative layer for the Wall, granting the Wall a -1,000 damage resistance when they finally finish their multi-turn work.

    For the rest of my entities I set them on reactive, only attack what attacks any of my entities first.
     
    Action (As many as necessary): First things first, I bend my power to obliterate not only the toilet paper in the Godmodder's Bathroom but even the possibility of someone actually becoming cleaner within the confines of the thing. Once that is done, I make sure that once the Godmodder enters and closes the door, the door will jam not only physically of conceptually, creating a barrier that must be removed before any leaving can happen.

    If I somehow have leftover actions, I put onto the toilet paper roll hanger a roll of my AG-brand 'Toilet Paper.' It has the texture of sand paper, the cleaning capacity of a mound of muck, and a coating of crushed snake fangs.

    Could someone please send a action or two my way? This seems like a good chance to downright disable the Godmodder for a turn or two.
     
    Moniker said:
    ???: My name? You can call me L.
    ???: In any event, what I wish to use your powers for is my business.
    ???: But I wouldn't worry too much. I have objectives of my own to accomplish that are only somewhat related to the war you're fighting.

    Now, then, what will it be?
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    I almost continued pushing him for answers, but, well, I didn't want to come all this way, and go home empty handed.

    "You know what, L? I may still be a little suspicious of you... But you've got yourself a deal."
     
    OOC: Moniker I'm not certain but i think you forgot to update the information on the army when you were doing your report on the state of the HEXAGONAFIELD. I say this because according to it the army men are still frozen in Time but according what you said earlier about them becoming unfrozen and being ashamed of their actions, so which is it?

    'Ah it's nice to have them back, Now just to make sure it stays that way.'     I turn to the surviving army men and give a new order "Right lads! CoreBrute is from here on out the emergency Second in Command! You are to follow his orders in case there ends up being another copy of me again and they start giving you conflicting orders, Or I start acting insane, Or I'm incapacitated, then until it is resolved you are ignored all orders coming from how many Me's there are and you are to follow the orders of Corebrute until the Imposters, insanity and or incapacitation is dealt with." The Army men give a series of affirmatives but one soldier rises his hand. "Sir, what if CoreBrute suddenly has clones or starts acting utterly insane or is incapacitated, sir?" 'Hmm well there's not alot of others I Trust with the army men protection, MooGoesCow is so far one of the few that has remain steadfast in the fight against the Godmodder.'
    After that quick through I then say "If both Me and CoreBrute are for whatever reason unfit for command then you are to follow the Orders of MooGoesCow until the problem is resolved." I point to MooGoesCow as to make clear who I'm talking about.

    I then turn towards the Engineers "Right Engineers, cancel work on that Godmod training Camp, I know you lot want and likely need a brewery but right now I need you to rebuild HQ so we wont be stuck up shit creek if you guys bite it, After you build the HQ you have my full blessing to start building the brewery and even build a fucking Bar after that." At this mention of a bar being allowed the Engineers feel more motivated then ever to have the gold liqueur and before I can blink the Engineers have thrown themselves into their work and the HQ building is already finish in what can only be describe as a cartoony cloud of construction. (OOC: Basically I will not be able to use the engineers until the Brewery and Bar are Built.)

    I then turn towards the Scientists and say "Right I want you lot to start researching anti-mind-control again so we wont have anymore cases of the Godmodder mind controlling you all again." The Scientists start working on again ways to nullify The mind control that have dogged the Army men from the beginning of this battle against the Godmodder, sadly there having to start from scratch because of the Imposter ordering them to destroy their research from earlier.

    400 plastic spent this turn.
     
    JOEbobobob said:
    1 action spent to incrament 9/15 that mem'ry left so far behind.
    [1x action] the godmodder got a headache from the physics stuff.
    headaches hurt.
    pain is not damage, though.
    not... directly.
    as the godmodder rushes into his bathroom, the headache intensifies as he realises that there aren't any mind-controled army men left, and that a black-hole-immune gravity-stabilization field generator would not be immune to white holes, and break down soon after my attack as a white hole appears in his stomach, removing the GS field generator. the size of the white hole is unspecified, and since we don't know how white holes work, and his blank map corresponds to blank territorys via his reality warping godmodder powers, white holes don't have any weird requirements and can be of any size, so now he has indigestion, and his gravity stabilization field generator is broken, and the white-hole is much smaller then the black hole, so the black hole pulls up the rock...
    the rock which regained what power it had back when I was preserving it last action. and regained even more of its power just now as i called attention to it. no, it wasn't as strong as yorehammer, but it worked the same way. the headache gets worse as he stumbles onto the toilet, and begins to... relieve himself. he trys to do so, but it hurts to try. he godmodds away the problem. now he can poo, yay.
    the rock comes out his butt.
    the pain of trying to relieve himself was the well-timed impact of the rock flying up his butt. he'd have noticed, but mumbo-jumbo headache. the rock was drawn in by the black hole as stated.
    oh, and he still hasn't bothered to make himself immune to rocks, highly-compressed planet-mass ones or otherwise.
    ahem.
    turns out I need to put all actions into entering the sidequest.
    well, I do that. if someone wants to attack the godmodder and has no attack ideas, feel free to use this attack I guess.
    [3x action]
    whatever that game Eeveeshadowbacon is playing is called, I join it, drawing my cards...
    and immediately playing blanket, because I brought a fuzzy green blanket which I borrowed from a friend with me. since its green, and I'm playing it on a green thing, so it works.
    what? I was cold! halloween tends to be cold enough to need a coat under costumes where I live.
    having played thing with the [fuzzy green] propertys, I gain the first of the 5 Srovy tokens.
    there's more! when I wear blankets, I always bring 2, one of which is thin and red , because then it looks like a cape and capes are cool! (said child me when he made this commitment)... and yes, I did swear it on the river sticks back then, that was dumb of me, but oh well.
    I take the red blanket-that-I-use-like-a-cape and play it on top of the fuzzy green blanket. since I played a red item while holding a Srovy Token, I gain a Communist Token. sadly, I am now out of things to do, but all I need now is a "The" Token, and I can channel them into 3 times the power of a bullshtick token, normally restricted to pebbletopia-style games!
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    Don't forget to bring a sacred artifact that the GM would be interested. Remember, we're playing for a legendary weapon and a necklace that provide +1 actions, has no downside, and can not be take outside of a showdown where the owner uses it as a prize. So figure out what you're going to bring next turn.
     
    Moniker said:
    You use PERPETUAL MOTION STRIKE! The balls all hit each other in a perfect way that results in them all eternally gaining speed! Or that's what would have happened, if that was physically possible, which its not. You just hit the balls normally, and the godmodder dodges effortlessly (he escaped the snakes by taming them).

    It's your turn again, held in place. But the godmodder doesn't even aim for you. He uses ULTIPRECISION STRIKE, which results in the balls all landing in their holes, in perfect order, with only the cue ball left out. The godmodder has won this round. You lose 2 health! He gets the "A" and "H" of YAHTZEE.

    The godmodder smiles. This little game you're playing... it's sure to end in your defeat at this rate. You don't have any crazy plans or hidden victory conditions - you're just trying to play like a normal human. And against the godmodder, that strategy stands no chance. Not even a 19% chance.

    Next up, a deck of cards appears in the sky. On its front is a spanish number. UNO!

    YOUR D20 CARD ROLL: 9

    GODMODDER'S D20 CARD ROLL: ?? + 1

    You're dealt a standard hand of five UNO cards. Luckily, you do have two special cards. You don't know what hand the godmodder has, but he has a cruel smile on his face...

    The first card laid down is a green "2".

    CURRENT SITUATION:

    GAME:
    UNO
    Facing card: Green 2
    Eevee's turn

    Health: ++++++++
    Eevee Shadow Bacon
    (Has a pawn, and a queen, and "Y")
    UNO cards: Blue skip-turn card, color-changing card, yellow 3, green ten, blue 4

    Health: +++++++++
    The Godmodder
    (Has ??? chess pieces, ??? UNO cards and "A" and "H")
    (size of an ant - needs to dodge pool balls!)

    Current stakes:
    Shen Gong Wu(+1 actions per turn)
    One legendary weapon
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    I use the green 10 and slap the newcomer on the back, saying "WELCOME TO THE SHOWDOWN! What you bring to bet with?"
     
    CoreBrute crumpled to the floor. The blood loss was making him dizzy.

    "Damn you fool." Kippers said, his hand glowing with force lightning. "Let me cauterize the wound before you bleed out."

    "Don't think that can happen to me here." CoreBrute said, shaking his head. "Kippers, I need you to me a favor. Please." He leaned in and whispered in Kippers ear. The Khajit nodded slowly.

    ACTION 1: The Sith Lord vanished from sight. A little while later pieces of the Armor Crusher's destroyed frame floated up to Kippers' star destroyer, being put into the hanger.

    "Didn't know you could turn invisible." CoreBrute remarked.

    "Course I can. Sith Assassin class." Kippers remarked, becoming visible.

    "Thought Old Republic wasn't canon anymore?" CoreBrute laughed, then winced.

    "I'm a Khajit with force powers, think I give a fuck what canon is anymore?" He dropped the armor pieces around CoreBrute. "Now what?"

    "We go meet an old friend. Now help me up." Through Force Levitation both flew to Kippers' ship.

    ACTION 2: Several multiverses later, the ship landed in front of a delapitated garage in a pretty run down country town. CoreBrute staggered out, asquiesing to having his arms bandaged. Don't know if my Player immortality extends this far out. He thought to himself.

    "Hey!" He shouted outloud, but there was no answer. "It's CoreBrute and Kippers. We're coming up." He walked up to the garage and walked under the grate. The place was a complete mess, tools and automail tossed assunder. It was worse than he remembered.

    "It appears she may have backslided." Kipper remarked.

    "Yeah. Looks that way." CoreBrute winced. He then saw a makeshift bed in the corner, without a blanket. There were discarded bottles on the floor and empty pill canisters. "Aw damn it."

    He walked over to the bed and called her name.


    She slowly got up, her arms covering her eyes.

    "Edward..." She said softly. CoreBrute sighed and shook his head.

    "No dear. It's not Edward." He kneeled next to her, filled with anger.

    This Winry was definitely not the canon one, from either anime-in those she lived happily ever after. This Winry was from a fanfiction universe made by an angry shipper, who happened to believe in Rose X Edward. However, their fury that their ship wasn't canon meant they took it out on this Winry, making her into a drug addict and forcing her to act out of character as a terrible person, driving Edward to end up with Rose. This drove Winry further into despair once she could control herself. That writer had made Winry endure worse hardships in their anger, but he didn't want to think about it.

    "Fucking fanfic writers." CoreBrute cried out. His tears started to come out but he forced them back. He needed Winry's help now.

    "Who is it?" Winry asks, rubbing her eyes. "If you're hear about the money, I'll get it. I'm the best automail worker the world's ever seeeeen." Her words were slurred.

    "Winry it's CoreBrute and I Kippers the Sith Lord." Kippers spoke up, getting her attention. She finally opened her bloodshot eyes.

    "Oh hi guys. Hows you doing? Sorry I haven't been to the meetings..." She looks at CoreBrute finally seeing his lack of arms. "Oh my god, what happened to your-"

    "Giant dog." CoreBrute said quickly. "I need a favor. And your the best automail worker I've ever known." Winry nods.

    "Happy to help a friend." She says, her smile still warm after all her hardships. Goddamn Fanfic writers. I hope they all burn in hell. CoreBrute thought again.

    "I've got a special request. I need a pair of arms" At this the spaceship hanger opened, revealing the broken pieces of the Armor Crusher. "Made of this metal."

    The old spark of the greatest gear head in Amestris twinkled in her eyes.

    ACTION 3: Sometime later, CoreBrute returned to the Hexagonfield, wearing a cloak over his frame. He looked down from the spaceship over the battlefield.

    "Are you sure you no longer need my aid?" Kippers asked. CoreBrute shook his head.

    "I'll be fine. Just take care of Winry." He flexed his neck in preparation.

    "May the Force be with you. The Dark Side I mean." CoreBrute smiled at Kippers. He then jumped off the ship, revealing his new look.


    With his metal arms made from the Armor Crusher itself with all it's epic power, he swung with huge force to strike the Boulder as he fell.

    "Boulder smashing PUUUUUUNNNCCCCHHH!"

    OOC: I've been planning this for a while. Let's hope it goes as planned.
     
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