Defeat The Godmodder

[Captain.Cat]

For this turn, I will use a giant heater to speed-up the process in unfreezing out our important army-men(cause they are just so valuable to us!)

This heater will be big enough to be able to defrost the entire army and then we can get them back into the fight!

All three actions will be used to make the heater efficient and sure to speed up the unfreezing process!

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OOC: Wait no don't do that Please! were busy getting rid of the godmod gear that will turn them into his minions if they have it on for another turn, Please don't do that! Instead try to kill my Imposter or maybe help me in getting rid of the Godmod gear, Just please don't try to unfreeze them right now!

 

[That-Random-Guy]

OOC: Wait no don't do that Please! were busy getting rid of the godmod gear that will turn them into his minions if they have it on for another turn, Please don't do that! Instead try to kill my Imposter or maybe help me in getting rid of the Godmod gear, Just please don't try to unfreeze them right now!

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feller21 please read this. Also, the Leviathan needs to be stopped this turn.

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

For this turn, I will use a giant heater to speed-up the process in unfreezing out our important army-men(cause they are just so valuable to us!)

This heater will be big enough to be able to defrost the entire army and then we can get them back into the fight!

All three actions will be used to make the heater efficient and sure to speed up the unfreezing process!

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EMERGENCY MESSAGE TO FELLER21:

Point one: The Army Men are frozen in time.

Point two: If you free the army men, the fake Captain.cat will give them orders to attack AG units.

Point three: The Leviathan can do 70,000 damage. It is not distracted by anything.

Conclusion: You would be better off distracting the Leviathan. (Nothing involving the Simurgh/Ziz, though. I'm planning on summoning (her?) later as a mind-controlling entity.)

 

[Moniker]

Actually Yogg does have orders. Before the showdown, I told him to keep opening his mouth and rain various spell upon the battlefield. What each spell does, wellllllll..... it's random. Have fun.

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Yogg will do as you say!

I Spend 1 action on opening the portal it will summon a entity that i will PM to you

I use my last 2 action to put on some cool shades and then shoot the Godmodder with a little pistol THAT SHOOTS CHAINSAWS

Also the space engineers will start making a SUPER LASER on the space station that can do a super attack every 6 turns every 3 turns with the generator

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The portal is 100% open! The entity's coming through this turn! The space engineers are working on a Super Laser!

The pistol travels a good distance of the way to the godmodder, then clatters onto the ground! It had no way of firing itself in midair...

I hum appreciatively at the dreadnought's effects. Not quite what I was shooting for, but close enough.

With my actions, I summon the LAZER RAPTOR! He may be small, but he packs a punch - his lasers cover things in dioxygen difluoride, more commonly known as FOOF! In addition to doing lazer damage, once something is hit, it KEEPS EXPLODING, until there is nothing left to explode.

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Lazer Raptor summoned!

FOCUS: BOULDER BASH

I redirect the Boulder by placing a giant skatepark in its path so that its attack of an AG/N entity will instead hit a PG entity.

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Boulder's been redirected!

Action 1: I take the real human and move him into a pocket dimension designed to keep them alive indefinitely in reasonable comfort. Then I apologize for how they've been pulled into this mess, and provide them with a computer that has a few games and a text editor. Besides that, they get a deactivate able window to see the battlefield. (Its auto-scrubs memetic threats, info-hazards, and levels of input (auditory, visual, or otherwise) sufficient to damage them)

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Real human moved off the battlefield!

Amongst the default programs you've installed, he finds a coding environment. He decides he might as well learn to code, with all his spare time...

Now I look at the motorcycle, then back to the godmodder, then back to the cycle, then back to the godmodder.

I will end you...
1. I pull out the [Banhammer!], clearly the weapon of some far off godadmin. What better tool to strike at a filthy godmodder? TAKE A PERMABAN!
2. After that.... event... I waltz over to the fake captain.cat and attempt to bite his head off. What? Thought these were just for show?
3. I reach into my pocket, and attack the godmodder again! This time by throwing the PIE. The Planetary Implosive Explosive! A grenade that warps reality by both exploding and imploding with the mass of a planet, creating a black hole! Ehh... This probably won't work, but then again...

Hey guys! We need everyone to either kill him with copious amounts of firepower for a turn, or redirect a monster. We need everyone if we want to deal five damage anytime soon... Even the Despicable Neutrals

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You smash the godmodder with the BANHAMMER! But what would he be banned from? This isn't a videogame world... The hammer only does the damage of a normal hammer, read: It disintegrates upon contact with the godmodder's body.

5000 damage to the fake captain.cat!

The godmodder opens his mouth REALLY WIDE - again - and swallows the pie! His STOMACH OF STEEL rumbles a little bit as the explosion causes some indigestion. But it's more than worth the discomfort - he now has a black hole in his stomach, working to ensure he doesn't take poison or indigestion damage from whatever goes in there!

"Oh thank you thank actually worked." I sigh in relief. 'Now I'm going to need a way to store all that godmod gear without them being able to get it back. Hmmm, Eh this will do for now. I wish for a bag of devouring!' Suddenly a bag appears being held in my hand by it's handle straps, it looks pretty normal at first until you try to look inside in which you will quickly find it has rows upon rolls of teeth. I grin as look at it. "Hey buddy are you hungry?" The Bag's teeth suddenly start to chatter! "Sounds like a yes, Well time to get to work!"

I jog over the nearest riflemen I can see and I grab his godmod gear (godmod weapons and armor) and start stuffing the gear into the bag of devouring, as the gears into the Bag what sounds like a wood chipper can be heard being emitting from the bag. After the last Item is completely devoured the Bag lets out a loud burp. After that i move onto the next Riflemen and repeat the possess.

Continuing on I come across the Machine gunner that is tripping and is about to face plant, I move him into a position to keep him from falling onto the ground, I then as fast as i can start taking the godmod gear off and feeding said gear into the bag of devouring and then moving onto the next soldier.

I then come across the Medic that is about to drop a pill of LSD into another's coffee cup, I give annoyed look. I pluck the LSD pill and pocket it for later, I then pick the Offending medic's own coffee cup and place it upside down over his head so when time unfreezes the coffee will spill all over the medic head, I then set to work removing all godmod related gear into the bag of devouring.

As I going through the Engineers removing all of their godmod gear I come across the Engineer that is stuck in a state of free fall. Sighing I race to the barracks and take a mattress from it and come back placing it on the ground, I then reach up and pull down the falling Engineer and place him on the mattress. I then go back to work removing the Godmod gear, stripping the Engineer of any Godmod gear he may have and of course feeding the godmod gear into the Bag.

After a bit I come across the Riflemen that is juggling 6 grenades. I stare at this for a moment. "What in the Sam hell did you think you were doing? That is dangerous military equipment that you are misusing you idiot!" Before i can go into a deeper rant I then remember what I'm here to do and I start removing the Godmod Gear off the Riflemen. As I'm plucking the Grenades out of the air I come across the one that had it's pin pulled. "How the fuck did that happen?" I ask but then remember that his frozen in time so his unable even hear me. 'Hmm what to do...' I say as I look at the Grenade and see it's one of the non godmod weaponry, I then look over at the Godmodder. 'Hmm.' I then stick one of my pointer finger to feel the wind direction, only to realize that there is no wind. 'Hmm okay well that my make things a little easier, Okay add about 27 degrees to the arc of the thrown subtract about 6 ft and 3 inches from the length, account for about 2 and half pounds of weight, Okay should land on target, eh probably not.' With the calculations out of the way I wind-up the throw and then with a great amount of strength I pitch the Grenade high into the air and it begins to climb to the height of it's arc.

I then come over to the scientists and see that they are all in the middle of using test tube vials alcohol. I faceplam at this sight, I but I quickly recover and I quickly relieve them of their Godmod gear and I then search the research file cabinets "D, E, F, G! found it! hmm, junk, junk, why is there porn here? junk." I keep searching the file cabinets.

OOC: Hey guys if each one of you give one action to getting rid of the godmod gear we will have it all gotten rid of this turn. I would greatly appreciate it if you would help me.

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-30% both types of godmod gear!

The grenade flies over to the godmodder and clatters onto the ground! It's too frozen in time to explode!

1 action spent to incrament 7/15 that mem'ry left so far behind.
action one: yes, yes, thats all very nice, but you still have a large sore on your head, so shush.
I inform the godmodder that, irrespective of the accuracy of his dictionary (which was written by a biased source- himself- and can as such be mostly ignored if there is evidence to the contrary), the record shows that he did not, in fact, move out of the way, for it says in the records of the world:
"As the rock travels in the air towards him, the godmodder gets out his "dictionary - DTG concepts edition". He flips it to the page and points to a specific entry:

"Defenses: Stuff that defends the person, like a shield or bodyguard or such. Dodging attacks, like teleportation, don't count as defenses, they count as avoidances. Sure, you could argue that since the act of teleportation helps keep me healthy it could be argued to be a "defense", but you'd be wrong, wouldn't you, JOEBOBOBOB???!??!"

You look at the cover, and yes, the godmodder did write this dictionary. "Author: Godmodder.""
he stood there as the rock flew, and did not dodge. he took out the dictionary, and did not dodge. he flipped to an entry, and did not dodge. he showed me the book, and did not, and could not have dodged, for i was reading the entry and would notice its movement. this is more then sufficient time for a rock that practically suffers no air resistance to fly through the air and bonk him in the head.
therefor, the rock either did bypass his defences including any avoidances he might use instead, or he just failed to stop a normal rock from harming him.
Second action: Grammar Nazism Turns Against its Master
secondly, I note my own name. JOEbobobob. I note the godmodders name is unknown. I note the godmodder published the dictionary under the name "godmodder". I note that he is the only known godmodder. I note that he said "you'd be wrong, wouldn't you, JOEBOBOBOB???!??!"". I note that my name does not capitalize the bobs.
look to your left. back at me. back to your left. now there's JOEBOBOBOB. look to his left. back at him. now he has a hammer. look to his right, oh look there I am. back at him. now he's conversing with me about how the godmodder has tarnished his reputation and he is here for revenge. look up, back at him. he is now empowered by a variety of ancient, interdicted spells from his world, and has a look of murderous rage in his eyes. look at the godmodder. back at JOEBOBOBOB. hey, where'd JOEBOBOBOB go? look back at the godmodder, i suppo- oh, look, there he is, hog-tied by JOEBOBOBOB and about to be hammered to deat- oooh, thats gotta hurt. lets look at something else for mind bleach. oh, look, a kitten. how cute! lets play with the cute kitten until the godmodders done with his "getting beat up" quota for the day.
[some time later]
silly kitten, thats not how you get in a box!
[some time latter.]
hm, looks like JOEBOBOBOB's left. the godmodders face looks really bruised and terrible now... oh well.

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Wait... wait did he seriously forget to - the godmodder takes 1 damage, then facepalms, taking another 1 damage for a total of 2 damage! Wow. Amateur mistakes here.

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: No, but you have three more rolls!

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: No, but you have two more chances!

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: You guys are on an unlucky streak with these. That's fine, someone's bound to break it soon!

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Any minute now, the unlucky streak will be broken...

After getting ammo, i bury the coat i got as deep as i could.
"I don't ever want to remember wearing that."
I finally took the time to look around me. I was literally nowhere.
where am i even supposed to go?!
There's just grass everywhere i looked.
Maybe i should just start walking.
...What the hell am i thinking? I can just wish to go there instead of walking.
"Umm, I would like to be transported to the safest place close to the godmodder."

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Not to worry! All players are by default near enough to the fight to do whatever they want on the field when it's needed! Unless distance ends up being plot-relevant for some reason!

ACTION 1: The Rust Monster starts bleeting like a sheep. CoreBrute ran up to it, taking it's pincer in his hand. "What's wrong old girl? Speak to me!" It started to curl up, CoreBrute held on tightly.

"No, stay with me old friend! I need you! Who else will get high with me at 4 in the morning without asking why? Please don't go!" Then it started to caw one last time...before popping out several white pellets.

"Huh? Are these..." Then the eggs started popping and dozens of little genetically modified Rust Monsters started popping out. "Oh my god, I never knew you were pregnant? Is this that godzilla thing where you don't need a male to impregnante you?" The rust monster mother looks sheepishly to the side. "Reggie from accounting? That little bastard. We'll deal with him later." CoreBrute then smiled at the little rust monsters crawling over the frozen soldiers.

"Oh look, they're so hungry they're devouring the godmodder gear too! Aww, how sweet." He says, ignoring the probably horrified thoughts going through the army men as little monsters crawl all over their frozen forms. Serves them bloody right.

(OOC: Spending an action to create more baby Rust Monsters to accelerate the rate of Godmodder gear being consumed. )

ACTION 2: Once he was sure his friend was feeling better and ready to start eating again, CoreBrute pulled out an artifact he'd been holding since his temporary death experience. The bound soul of the Godmodder's puppy.

"It's time then." He held the item to the sky and felt it glow as it surrounded him. "To use your power against your master." Music started playing loudly as he felt the soul bend to his command.

Spoiler: Look around you, look beyond, you could make an unbreakable bond

Suddenly he felt his body filled with that incredible power.


As the oversoul glowed around him, his hands glowed with the giant puppy's claws.

ACTION 3: "Godmodder!" He called out the the true form. "Your puppy wants to show you some love!" With incredible speed he lunged at the Godmodder, arms outstretched to give a hug that brutally crushed anything that recieved them. The Godmodder could have moved even faster than that speed-except when he looked at CoreBrute he could see the spirit of his beloved puppy, the one he just mourned. And he hesitated for a moment.

But that moment was enough for CoreBrute to grab him...and crush him.

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Rust monster feeding sped up!

You use SOULPUPPY CRUSH! The godmodder wants to move out of the way, but he can't! Your attack slams in perfectly, dealing an amazing 2 damage!

But then, the godmodder wraps his arms around you! Your hug is crushing, but... he's not letting go either... the godmodder... this is the first time you've seen him really, really angry. REALLY, REALLY ANGRY.

With you still struggling in his grip, the godmodder thinks about what exactly he should do in response here. Corebrute doesn't have any entities to his name, or they'd already be dead right now. Even if he did, though, it just wouldn't be a fitting enough punishment. No. No. If you're so determined to make this puppy thing such a cruel nightmare... he should just let you, really.

The godmodder uses his psychic powers to tear the artifact away from you, then tosses you aside. The godmodder then proceeds to work on a summoning circle. He finishes it immediately, using a greater level of focus than he normally does.

Out of the circle comes the UBERDOG. The ultimate cute puppy. Murderous rage. Claws that can crush bedrock. Murderous cuteness. It just needs a soul. Like... the soul of the godmodder's puppy. Which he gives to it. And so, the puppy is restored to him.

And THIS dog is immune to any sort of poisons.

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: All of these are going to fail.

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Frankly, you don't deserve them.

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: The RNG rarely favors the puppy-killing side of the equation.

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: No.

The man decided to not attack the Godmodder for a turn (he was sort of out of ideas for the moment) and instead blast the Fake Captain.cat.

FOCUS - BLASTING THE FAKE CAPTAIN.CAT

Getting out a mean looking gun, he fired several bullets at the imposter, before firing an explosive charge out of the underbarrel launcher, detonating right in the foe's face. After that, he had the gun vanish, although in doing so a gun-shaped energy bolb appeared, which soon turned into more of an arrow before shooting off and smashing into the Fake's chest before also exploding. Was all this fancy? No. Was it effective? Yep.

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18000 damage to the fake captain.cat!

This was actually my fault to begin with. Never expected to be moved into this world.
I take that memetic threats covers being drawn into the cult? Hopefully it does.

I too hope my relatives are fine with the second hungry visitor (can't and don't want to imagine what he is doing right now).

I will write you about HarVesters most likely moves this round and some background knowledge about him. If it wasn't for all this change and danger... this could be even a cool vacation.

OK. First about the actions:

Probably he wants to keep the balls save after the shields are broken. In which way he keeps them save... I will just imagine writing that... this is what I came up with:

He goes into the city to use the energy fields and creates a Armor crusher-Armor, that has to be defeated before the balls can be damaged, from the stuff that fell into his portal (HP 10000).

Of course he will be angry about me vanishing and try to get me into the cult. Hopefully he doesn't succeed in that.

Then he will somehow try to eat the Spaghetti... where is it again?

Hm. What will he do next? What was I planning for him? I was actually mainly planning for myself. Maybe a backup? Damn that would be terrible!
Imagine that! Humans suddenly being replaced by evil clones... that sounds totally like HarVester. Probably some men with combat experience.
We have to do something! He will eat them or even... yeah they will be summoned inside his cult and then outside of it.
Good against the army, but bad against human rights.
This can't be happening!

I write something about HarVesters background later, need a short break from this shit.

Ah you forgot the mass destruction in 1 round.

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Armor Crusher armor created!

My first action (x1.5) is a simple enchantment, the next attack against Chuckles will end up healing and boosting Chuckle's total health instead of hurting him or taking an attack shield away.

My second action (0.5x) is spent boosting the wall the techmarines have been building, allowing it to slowly gain more total health each turn.

Finally for my third action (x1) I make the Armor Crusher to use one of it's three attacks on the Godmodder by instilling an completely overcoming need to attack the Godmodder in the Armor Crusher. The Armor Crusher is given a cream pie to 'help' it when it attacks the Godmodder.

I order the rest of my entities to attack the Armor Crusher because they might as well keep doing what they've been doing for all this time.

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Chuckles given a healchantment! Wall very slightly boosted! Armor crusher redirected - with cream pie!

Action 2 and 3: I set up a specialized spatial warp to make it so that damage from the Armor Crusher's second and third attack land on the Fake Captain.Cat and the Armor Crusher in that order of priority.

Captain.Cat sorry I can't really help you yet.

Message to everyone: The Leviathan has not been redirected or canceled. It does 70,000 damage. All other entities of a similar level of strength have been distracted. Please fix this. Thank you in advance.

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Armor crusher's attacks redirected!

For this turn, I will use a giant heater to speed-up the process in unfreezing out our important army-men(cause they are just so valuable to us!)

This heater will be big enough to be able to defrost the entire army and then we can get them back into the fight!

All three actions will be used to make the heater efficient and sure to speed up the unfreezing process!

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All the army men start sweating! But they're frozen in time, a space heater doesn't do much for that...

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AG:

MootheCow's portal opens, and out comes an AG ally sworn to fight the godmodder! It's Arengith the Enchanter! He's a buff entity who can buff allied entities! He'll start by buffing the space station... the space engineers also work on the Super Laser!

The infinity Jaeger uses REPLICOMBO! It's now one entity with double the stats again!

The Steel Balls and VFD troops hit the Armor Crusher for 22,500 damage! The Armor Crusher is sort of mechanical but not really, so let's just say x1 damage for the VFD friends.

PG:

The Armor Crusher, confused and distracted as usual, first hits the fake captain.cat (killing him) and then himself for 15,000 damage! Then, he throws a cream pie in the godmodder's face! The godmodder looks at him in annoyance. Looks like cream pie wasn't his favorite flavor.

The Boulder hits the Leviathan and the Armor Crusher for 20,000 damage to each!

The leviathan looks over the battlefield... who to kill? Oh! Oh! The construction drone! He slams into it, and sends it flying right at the space engineer portal, killing it and sealing up the Space portal by 50%!

The Uberdog stares at the AG side. It opens its mouth, and its tongue, a forked snake-like tongue that's red like the devil, lolls out. It starts walking forward... distract it! Distract it NOW oh no no no please no...

The godmodder starts summoning something! Again! He also sighs, looking at all the EVERYTHING around, and uses his LIGHTNING ZAP DEATH RAY! Every entity on the battlefield has a 50% chance to be hit by his 10,000 damage attack!

10,000 damage to the Armor Crusher, and ORYX!. 10 VFD members killed! The steel balls lose their Armor Crusher armor! Frankly, it's a miracle the RNG decided more people weren't hit!

CaptainNZZZ's army is hit five times, and Chuckles dodges one hit, blocks the other three with his attack shield + healchantments, then eats the last himself and dies!

The army men lose their attack shield, both their HQs, 80 engineers, all the Squad leaders, and 40 machine gunners! They also lose 2000 plastic from the generator trying to protect them! Looks like whatever the "power singularity" was, they've fallen away from it now.

N:

CaptainNZZZ's army might be without their heroic protector, but they still have a lot of power! And the Armor Crusher is so weakened after everything that has happened, that the army's 27,000 damage is just enough... to ACTUALLY KILL IT. You actually killed one of these super entities! Wow!

Yogg-Saron debuffs the Steel balls, halving their attack for the next 2 turns!

The Army Men are going to come unfrozen at the end of next turn. Rusty's kids managed to eat all the Godmod Armor! That just leaves the weaponry...

Pluff0's forces, as well as Doormaker, don't have orders!

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Get the godmodder down to 250 HP! Its the only way to snap him out of endgame mode! Maybe that pie-related method could help...
-Keep the Uberdog neutralized, or everyone will die.

Minor tasks:

Spoiler

The army men get stronger over time! Guide and protect them! Right now, though, they're frozen!
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're building helpful structures!
Keep Leviathan neutralized! It has huge attack power!
Keep Boulder neutralized! He's more of a tanky entity but he can hurt you, too!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: 28% complete, support attack
Portal: 50% open! Summoning space engineers on random sides every turn!(Diet coke bribe!)(mind-controlled to the AG team!)
Space engineers+1: 80/80 HP x 150(building space station!)(x1.2 effectiveness)
Arengith the Enchanter: 25,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)

[AG - hungry visitor]Steel balls: 21,000 HP, HP/2 A (+6,000 HP next turn!)(50% attack for 2!)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 30 HP, 300 x 30A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)

[AG - feller21]Infinity Jaeger: 12,000/12,000 HP, 4,000A (replicombo power)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(28,000 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A(building Chuckles wall, done in 1!)
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 16 HP, 500 x 16A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+2 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 6 HP, 250 x 6A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000A

[N - eeveeshadowbacon]Yogg-Saron: 13,000/35,000 HP, 14,000A

[N - Pluff0]ORYX!: 4,000/14,000 HP, 7,000A
Laser Raptor: 7,000/7,000 HP, 4,000A + laserboom debuff

[N - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 25,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(35,500 total attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed)(Frozen in time for 1!):
Riflemen V: 700/700 HP x 130, 150x130A
Machine gunners III: 200/200 HP x 60, 300x60A
Medics: 500/500 x 15 HP, Healing A
Engineers: 100/100 HP x 15, building GodMod training camp(complete in 7!)
Scientists: 100/100 HP x 32
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP, producing 20 squad leaders(complete in 2!)
Special weapons depot: 4,000/4,000 HP
Plastic shield generator: 5,000/5,000 HP(burns plastic to protect from damage; current rate: 500 plastic/2000 protection)
Possesses 8,200 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets, anti-regen bullets(not in use), GodMod weaponry(45% there)(-15% per turn), Grenade launchers
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[PG]Leviathan: 280,000/300,000 HP, 70,000A, Special: Tidal Wave(ready in 1!)

[PG]BOULDER: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A(hits one PG and one AG/N entity each attack)

[PG]Godmodder: 251/300 HP(Starcalibur: x2 actions)(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)(Summoning in 1!)

[PG]Uberdog: Playfulness level: Vengeful (one-hit-kill attack)


Player info:

Spoiler

Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New summon: 3/10)(Portal to hell: 4/5 - Suppressed by Dreadnought)(Circus Tent: 1/5)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor
[N]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(1 Legendary Weapon in debt!)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 5/15)(has army men's anti-mind-control research!)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Hikki(is GUNSLINGER)(HAS AMMO)
Ranger_Strider_(Monster of God: 2/5)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0

 

[MooGoesCow21]

I Focus on unblocking the Space engineer portal

 

[EternalStruggle]

One HP off? Hmm. Looks like it's time to finish this off!

...

The figure still doesn't have any idea on what he could possibly do to hurt the Godmodder through his potent defenses. Ah well, others should be on the case.

Hrm.

FOCUS - OH HEY LOOK A DISTRACTION

The man waves his hands about a bit, and summons an UBERDOG ATTRACTING BONE in front of the Uberdog. It's too angry to be playing as such, but this bone really annoys it even more than it is generally enraged at the other Entities on the field, so it should attack it this round, thus saving everyone else from its wrath. At least for the time being, that thing will break immediately when the dog goes after it.

 

[feller21]

I watch the heater try to unfreeze the army-men until I realize the they are frozen in time and they just sweat a bunch! In the distance I hear Captain.Cat and Corebrute yelling at me to stop the heater because that would ruin their future plans.

I immediately stop the heater and quickly apologize for the mistake that I had made!

To atone for my sins, I will walk away and turn my attention towards dealing with this insane Leviathan!

Ok, for this turn, I am going to cast CONFUSION!! on the Leviathan to make it attack itself! (If you don't know what I mean by this, look up the Pokemon wiki!)

All three actions will be used to focus the attack and the Leviathan will more than likely, take a lot of damage from it's own tidal wave which will be cast by him next turn!!

 

[CoreBrute]

"Guess I'm not going to be Shaman King." CoreBrute groans as he staggers to his feet, meeting the Uberdog's eyes. He smiles at the monster.

"Good. You didn't deserve to go out like that. Euthanising an innocent puppy is something only a monster would do." He flexes his arms to get ready. "Now let's see how you like to play catch." And then he legs it as fast as he can away from the Uberdog.

ACTION 1: As he passes the frozen in time soldiers, he reaches out with his hand and yells out "STEAL!" glowing with blue energy. In a flash, he was now carrying several pieces of the Godmod created weaponry they had been holding.

"Sorry to take your dinner Rusty!" He yells at his friend who was herding her offspring to new pieces of armor.

ACTION 2: CoreBrute then jumped in mid-air and fired at the Uberdog. He knew the attack wasn't going to hurt the creature, but it would get it's attention. The already vengeful dog turned on CoreBrute and lunged towards him at high speeds. CoreBrute fired his weapons repeatedly at the creature, but they just pinged off it's jaws, right before they went forward and bit CoreBrute's arms.

With a quick pull, it had ripped off the player's arms, moving to swallow it and the weapons in a few crunchy gulps. CoreBrute swore loudly at the pain of losing his limbs.

ACTION 3: That's when a large Executor-class Star Dreadnought came down from the sky. A figure dressed in black robes left from the ship and landed behind the Uberdog. In a sudden motion the Uberdog was struck by purple lightning causing it to spasm in pain. Worse, because it had Godmodder gear (and a pair of arms) in it's throat, it started to choke. Not enough to risk it's life, but enough to keep it distracted.

CoreBrute glanced up as the figure walked towards him. He smiled.

"Good to see you..."

Spoiler: Kippers

The Khajit Sith Lord nodded at him. "I heard you had fallen off the wagon. As your sponser, I couldn't leave you by yourself." CoreBrute smiled as he got up.

"I'd shake your hand but I've got none to spare." He groaned, as he continued to bleed out.

"When has losing a few body parts ever stopped you?" Kippers remarked, as he pulled out his lightsabre. "Now, that creature won't be distracted for ever. We can buy time if it gets up with that bone EternalStruggle left behind, but you will need to regain your strength if we are to have a chance." CoreBrute nods, looking at the destroyed frame of the Armor Crusher.

"I've got a few ideas about that..."

 

[Captain.Cat]

"Junk, Junk, pack of Gum, Junk, History of the Genocide of the Tan race, junk, Finally! Gotcha!" I Pull out the Godmod armor and weaponry research files, that I had been searching for, quickly I place them into the Maw of the Bag of Devouring and in the blink of an eye the knowledge of how to make more the Godmod armor and weaponry is gone forever.

now with the files destroyed and the threat of them just making more now gone I turn around to counture my other task of getting rid of the Godmod gear, Seeing that the Rust monster and... babies? have eaten the last the armor I smile softly and think. 'Well almost done just need to get rid of the last of the Weaponry and they will be bac-' Before i can finish my thought Lighten that was summon by the godmodder rains from the sky and destroys the 2 HQ's and kills many of the army men. "Grrrr, Son of a bitch." I let out a deep growl of anger. 'Damn it all, I'll get the bastard back for that but I need to get rid of the rest the godmod gear before it's to late.'

Unknown to me and likely almost everyone else is a mix blessing had happen when many of the army men scientists had been killed, Among the Scientists that died were the 12 scientists that had made the Godmod armor and weapons in the first place so any attempts to rediscover the lost knowledge will be greatly hampered by their deaths if not outright impossible.

(I'm focusing my last two actions on removing/destroying the remaining Godmod Weaponry)

I quickly start running up to army men to army men striping them of their Godmod weapons and placing the godmod weapons into the bag of devouring. As I rush from one to the next I sweat 'Fucking hell why is it so hot here?' I wonder to my self as I take a another Godmod weapon and place it into the Bag, I turn over and then see giant heater cranking out eye blistering heat. 'Ah, That's why. I'll worr-' I then see Feller21 turn the heaters off, 'Alright then nevermind' I then call out to him. "Thanks for turning them off buddy!" With that I return to my self appointed task of getting rid of the Corrupting influence of the Godmod Gear that my Soldiers are using.

Going through the 2 barracks I check foot lockers, gun racks and other places inside the Barrack's that looked like places to store weapon, I end up discovering a few more but due to this being a training facility most of the weapons were still the old non-godmod weapons being used for training. I quickly feed the Godmod weapons to the Bag of devouring and move on, only stopping to draw a mustache on the drill instructor's face with marker.

Making my way I soon end up in the Special weapons depot, I quickly walk over to the Desk with Clerk and pick up the pile of requisition forms checking for where in the depot any godmod weapons may have been stored, Surprisingly it would appear that not many had been place in storage due to them being issued as soon as new troops had arrived.

'Well that makes things much easier for me.' I then place the pile back down and looking over at the tea that was about to be spilled I pick up the tea cup and with it gather the tea that had been flying in the air with the cup. I then quickly shallow it all down and place the now empty cup back on the desk and head over to the crates that had been indicate by the Forms to have Godmod weapons inside.

I Break one open and find the Godmod weapons inside, Nodding to myself has mental pat on the back for my 'hard' work I then as fast as possible place the Crates with godmod weapons inside the all devouring bag and I leave the Depot.

Finally I come to the Riflemen Sticking his hand in the Plastic shield generator. "You dumbass." is all I can say to this act of utter stupidity. I drag his hand away from the Shield generator and grab the Godmod weapons he had on him and force the Godmod Weapon into the Bag of Devouring.

"FUCKING FINALLY!" I cry out in Joy as the last Godmod weapon disappeared into the bag!

(After the last of the godmod gear is gotten rid of I'll start fighting again, Thank you everyone who has helped me with dealing with the Godmod gear and my Imposter.)

 

[Moniker]

I pullout my potion of invincibility and smash it over my head. The potion tricks down covering me in an aura of invincibility, meaning the snake snap off my legs and I cooly dodge the balls, while carefully tracking the balls trajectory.

Click to shrink...

Invincibility wouldn't make the snakes snap off your legs! Instead, the 1-ball that hits you clatters off and goes spinning into one of the holes! You get a "Y"! You need to complete "YAHTZEE" to win!

The balls scatter all about the field. Now, the godmodder shrinks down, and its your turn to fire at him!

What's your strategy?


CURRENT SITUATION:

GAME:
Chutes and Ladders, Pool Edition
Eevee's turn

Health: ++++++++++
Eevee Shadow Bacon
(Has a pawn, and a queen, and "Y")

Health: +++++++++
The Godmodder
(Has ???)
(size of an ant - needs to dodge pool balls!)

Current stakes:
Shen Gong Wu(+1 actions per turn)
One legendary weapon

 

[JOEbobobob]

1 action spent to incrament 8/15 that mem'ry left so far behind.
I did 2 damage to the godmodder! yay!
I've been helping the army men for pretty long though, time to chose a new entity to help.
...
the godmodders entitys right now are all really simple, aside from the dog but how am i supposed to help them?
I also hate dogs with a passion so there's that.
alright, helping the mysterious tower it is.
[1 action] I improve the crypt of ancients, giving it a passive spawn of 4 warriors instead of 2.
[.25 actions] rules lawyer, flukefred Ion flukme
ahem.
the godmodder said once "Defenses: Stuff that defends the person, like a shield or bodyguard or such. Dodging attacks, like teleportation, don't count as defenses, they count as avoidances. Sure, you could argue that since the act of teleportation helps keep me healthy it could be argued to be a "defense", but you'd be wrong, wouldn't you, JOEBOBOBOB???!??!"
but even there, in his failed counter of the planet-rock, there was a mistake.
you see,the might of a planet was how yorehammer allowed the bypassing of all methods of Protection. the godmodder held up the dictionary entry for defenses.
protection and defenses are not the same. a dodge protects, for, in the second definition of protection provided by the first search result on the internet, it doth say:
"a person or thing that prevents someone or something from suffering harm or injury."
however the godmodder gained his ability to, well, godmodder things, its source is preventing him from suffering harm or injury.
we know, of course, that the godmodder has gained his powers from the soul orb.
the soul orb, by empowering him with all his powers, is preventing him from suffering harm / injury.
now, thats all very nice, but why does that matter?
well, you see, he can be sued for false advertising of his own powers(he implied the soul orb was more powerful then it truly is, by implying he could dodge yorehammer-boosted strikes), which makes him poorer. poor people are more likely to die in a variety of ways, and so he gets mugged for being on the poor side of town, since he's poor. he kills the mugger. the mugger has a friend sniper with anti-godmodder bullets. they fire. the godmodder gets hit.
also...
[.25 actions] planar rock, the second coming.
that means he can't dodge the rock, regardless of his wishes.
what happened to the rock after it hit him, you ask?
it bounced off. it hit the ground. it began to tunnel deep into the hexagonfield via sheer weight pushing stuff out of the way.
I would like to ensure you agree with this likely effect before continuing.
ok.
wait, I said it would explode, didn't I?
yes, yes i did, but there is no giant mountain or sphere of dirt on the battlefield. from this, we can deduce that something kept it from exploding.
that something is this action, i kept it together with my power. the rock is still there, albeit deep in the ground.
[.49 actions] planar rock, godmodder double-damager.
I note the godmodder has a black hole in his stomach now.
said black hole must be rather big in order to persist for any length of time without exploding (that is, it must have quite a bit of mass & gravity).
no, this won't hurt the godmodder, since he knows its there and already countered it (it might come back to bite him later but whatever).
however, this black hole has a lot of mass, as stated.
a black hole with an event horizon the size of about a penny has the mass of the earth.
(edit) also " A grenade that warps reality by both exploding and imploding with the mass of a planet, creating a black hole" it is stated to have the mass of a planet, so this isn't even an assumption.
the hexagonfield, presumably, is unaffected, since the world has not compacted into a ball around the godmodder and crushed him to death.
however, the godmodder did tunnel through the hexagonfield due to sheer weight. from this, we can deduce that it is affected by gravity.
the hexagonfields gravity cannot be that much stronger then earths, as otherwise the normal human would be dead.
the rock is less then the real-world radius of the earth from the godmodder. hence, it is more strongly attracted to the godmodders black hole then it is attracted downwards.
over time, the rock is pulled through the hexagonmaterial, upwards, towards the godmodder. it accelerates, it accelerates, and it accelerates further...
before slamming into the godmodders rear, from bellow. with the protection-nullifying power of the yorehammer.
and my actions didn't give him the slightest hint of it, for aside from suing him, and giving the crypt more power, I have stood and done nothing. everything that just happened either happened prior, or was the direct result of physical laws irrespective of my presence.
[.01 actions]
moniker stated once that expending more actions on your attack to the godmodder does not significantly aid your chances (exact wording unknown). hence, all my actions here have only slightly less chance for godmodder damage then normal, if at all. if this .01 action thing was an attempt it'd probably fail, i suppose, but half and quarter actions are fair game i imagine.
edeet: if i misunderstood how godmodder damage interacts with focusing and such, then give up on the +2 skeletons for the crypt thing to make it into 2 full actions i guess.

 

[hungry visitor]

He decides he might as well learn to code, with all his spare time...

Click to shrink...

Actually I am reading manga right now and listening to music. This code stuff is not interesting enough.

Armor Crusher armor created!

Click to shrink...

See that? That is how good I can predict him.

Damn fool stop fooling yourself.

Well. That is a thing.

Can you just like... die or something?

What have I ever done to you?

Whatever.

Nobody has been summoned, or so it seems. Cool. And I am also not writhing in pain. Neat.

Back to business:

HV will obviously do something to shield the balls. Again. Just say he shields the balls. No. He will...
I got a problem here!
HV imported the balls to my current location.

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

"Doormaker," I order, "start opening a portal to the Realm of Infinite Kittens (OOC: Uberdog distraction). Volunteer Flamethrower Division, attack the Leviathan."

FOCUS: BOULDER BASHING BEHEMOTH

I look at the Leviathan, and then at the tidal wave it's about to create, and then at the undistracted boulder. "Hmm." I think, grinning. I Earthbend the Boulder straight at the Leviathan, breaking his concentration and pushing back the release of his special attack.

(OOC: This makes it so the Boulder's PG attack hits the Leviathan, as well as stalling progress on Tidal Wave.

Unofficial Itinerary I:

Remove GodMod gear (done by CoreBrute and Captain.cat) (success)
Distract the Boulder (done by Ranger_Strider_) (success although Moniker didn't directly say so)
Distract the Leviathan (done by feller21 and maybe That-Random-Guy) (failure due to RNG)
Distract the Uberdog (done by CoreBrute and EternalStruggle) (success)
Delay Tidal Wave (done by me, That-Random-Guy, and maybe feller21) (success)
Attempt to damage the Godmodder (done by Ranger_Strider_) (kind of a success?)

RoIK = SCP-2559-J - SCP Foundation)

 

[Moniker]

"Your master, eh? The "decent salary with dental' kind of master, or the 'submit to my will and fulfill my every order' kind of master?" I think, but don't say. The amount of space to move around in the room is too small to fight well in, and considering it's two on one, I don't like the odds.

Instead, I just wait the rest of the ride out, until the top floor is reached.

Click to shrink...

You wait for a few minutes, and eventually, you reach the top floor.

You exit the elevator from a combination of you slowly walking forward and the guards impatiently nudging you out. The elevator closes behind you and leaves for a different floor. The guards do not follow you.

In stark contrast to the bright white of the rest of the castle, this room is dark. The walls might also be white, but you can't see the sides of the room. It could be massive or tiny, but the only light is a small candle on a desk in front of you. You walk over, and sit down on a short chair in front of the desk. You see another, much taller chair behind the desk, with a well-dressed figure sitting on it. It's so dark, you can't quite make out his face.

???: Hello. And thank you, for coming here today.
???: Really, I appreciate your visit! It's an honest thing to do, wanting to clear your debts. It's not often you see such character in our world.
???: Please. Have some tea.

You notice some tea on the desk. Was that there before? It looks piping hot and a normal brown color. After all that walking, you are a little thirsty...

???: In any event, I'm sure you don't want to waste too much more time here. I won't leave you hanging. Let's get straight to business.

The shrouded figure slides a white piece of paper on the text. Flat, computer-type text is written over it.

???: You want a legendary weapon, and I can get you one. But legendary weapons are extremely powerful. I'm not willing to hand it over for anything silly, like money.
???: For a legendary weapon, I want... power. The power of a Player. Your power, specifically.
???: But I'm not so unreasonable as to ask for your entire soul. I just want a very limited amount.
???: 5 posts. If you do it, any time I want, I'll be able to edit your post text. Whether the edit is small or large, it will still count towards that total. Essentially, I'll get to act as you.
???: I could make you do me a favor, or heal an entity I want to keep alive. It doesn't matter. In the long-term, it will be of little consequence.
???: And in exchange, you will have... the Resolute Heart.
???: Though it counts as one of the Legendary Weapons, it isn't exactly a weapon - it serves a dual defensive and offensive purpose.
???: Anything that holds it can't get negative status effects. For example: Paralysis, confusion, etc., etc.
???: I'm sure you're aware of how entities can be stunned or confused or burned or poisoned or weakened, or have their attacks reflected back at them or to one of their own allies. If you held the Resolute Heart, this couldn't happen to you.
???: Players are almost complete invulnerable, but that doesn't make it useless. In attacks you would launch against the godmodder, it would be certain to make it much harder for the godmodder to stop you. And what's more, anyone who held it could give the effects to their entities - curing them of their own status effects, and such.
???: But I'll throw in something more, too. For the first time it's on the AG side, I'll make it so the godmodder can't steal it from you. He can only take it if someone gives it to him willingly.
???: And as long as that doesn't happen, your side can keep it without problems - so long as you keep juggling it between players, of course.
???: So what do you say? Feel free to read over the contract.

You do read over the contract. You aren't a lawyer, but it pretty much says everything he just told you in more legalese-y terms. Nothing seems out of the ordinary.

???: If you have any questions, feel free to ask. This is a great opportunity for you! So many of the Legendary Weapons would be behind much more challenging sidequests.

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

I finish the hell portal. Wait atop a blacked pile skulls, a demon lord gets off his throne and opens one of his 6 mouths, and starts to sing the song that ends the world we are in. Meanwhile, countless legions of demons, clowns, and other evil creatures spew forth, leaving trail of hell fire that burns the soul in their wake.

Click to shrink...

I just realised that we all forgot about the hell portal I open 2 turns ago. This mean the Demon Princes is 1/3 of his way through his dark song and the Demon and demon clowns have had 2 turns to ninja their way across the battlefield, spread hell fire everywhere. Wow, super sneaky void characters, am I right?

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

Invincibility wouldn't make the snakes snap off your legs! Instead, the 1-ball that hits you clatters off and goes spinning into one of the holes! You get a "Y"! You need to complete "YAHTZEE" to win!

The balls scatter all about the field. Now, the godmodder shrinks down, and its your turn to fire at him!

What's your strategy?


CURRENT SITUATION:

GAME:
Chutes and Ladders, Pool Edition
Eevee's turn

Health: ++++++++++
Eevee Shadow Bacon
(Has a pawn, and a queen, and "Y")

Health: +++++++++
The Godmodder
(Has ???)
(size of an ant - needs to dodge pool balls!)

Current stakes:
Shen Gong Wu(+1 actions per turn)
One legendary weapon

Click to shrink...

I carefully alline my shot so one ball will are off a chain reaction where all the balls will start bouncing of the walls and each oth and gain speed at an steadily increasing speed.

 

[hungry visitor]

OK it isn't that terrible.

Just a small joke that escalated into a strong unit that will NUT (Natural Unit T.... reproduction) when it reaches the age of 18 rounds, creating some offspring.
At least that was what I had planned for it. Guess it will stay here to threaten my life and stay save from any harm. How long until NUT? Lets see... it is 7 rounds old so 11 rounds to go!
Also ascension for HV if the balls reach 1000000 HP.
So he will keep them save.

I carefully alline my shot so one ball will are off a chain reaction where all the balls will start bouncing of the walls and each oth and gain speed at an steadily increasing speed.

Click to shrink...

No doubleposting was in the rules was it? It was you Sh-(deleted)

Also: Weapons of mass destruction. They will be deployed this round. And they will hit the Godmodder and the servants of the Godmodder.
Now that they have built them once the scientists will start with mass production. *sigh*

And HV gets a second, stronger Shield-field for his city and scientists.

Now something about the secrets of Har

That hurt. OK I won't tell anyone just don't kill me.
I could've easily died to that.
Stop coloring my words red it is creating confusion. Your an ass.
I would never write your instead of you're. *whomst
I did not write this. I did write this. STOP

 

[CaptainNZZZ]

As I watch Chuckles defend the rest of my entities and finally be destroyed performing his duties a single tear rolls down my face. Such a tragic loss.

I reverse time in the area Chuckles had been and freeze that moment, the image of him attempting to dodge the last attack he had protected the rest of my entities from. (x1)

Around that frozen moment I create a crypt worthy of Chuckles, Chuckle's Crypt standing tall amidst my forces. (x1)

Looking at the wall the techmarines have been building for multiple turns for Chuckles I finish it and set it in Chuckle's old job, defending all my entities from harm though definitely not as well as Chuckles did. (x1)

OOC: Due to this temporal manipulation Chuckles won't be in Ralyx's Eternity Stasis Machine but instead frozen in time a second from his destruction from the last (also frozen in time with Chuckles) lightning in the Chuckle's Crypt. Also Moniker you haven't been increasing the amount of entities as the structures I have create them.

Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 15 HP, 500 x 15A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+2 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 4 HP, 250 x 4A

Click to shrink...

Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 15 HP, 500 x 15A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+2 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 4 HP, 250 x 4A

Click to shrink...

 

[Ranger_Strider_]

Things we need to do this turn:
Remove GodMod gear (done by CoreBrute and Captain.cat)
Distract the Boulder
Distract the Leviathan (done by feller21)
Distract the Uberdog (done by CoreBrute and EternalStruggle)
Delay Tidal Wave (done by me)
Damage the Godmodder

Click to shrink...

Well... I suppose I could try my hand at this.

1. When Boulder moves to strike the AG side, I create a portal in front of the Boulder using the Portal Gun MK. V, and another in front of Leviathan. This will surely cause him to use his AG attack to strike the Leviathan! This is thinking with portals kids.
2. My grin returns when I realize the Godmodder has fallen for my clever trap! The black hole was never intended to harm him, merely to set up future blows! I swagger up to him, and shove some Boston Cream Pie down his throat. But, he never noticed the fact that it hid a white hole inside! The white hole and the black hole touching would surely create a paradox that would destroy him! (Or at least give him minor indigestion). This was part of my plan ALL ALONG!
3. Continue to summon the Monster of God (3/5)

Assuming we don't need to summon anything or do anything pressing, let's destroy all of Eevee's stuff while he's gone. Who needs it anyway? (FILTHY NEUTRAL)

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

Assuming we don't need to summon anything or do anything pressing, let's destroy all of Eevee's stuff while he's gone. Who needs it anyway? (FILTHY NEUTRAL)

Click to shrink...

On one hand, that's a pretty big assumption. On the other hand, Eevee's worse than neutral. He explicitly stated that he wants to kill everyone.

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

Well... I suppose I could try my hand at this.

1. When Boulder moves to strike the AG side, I create a portal in front of the Boulder using the Portal Gun MK. V, and another in front of Leviathan. This will surely cause him to use his AG attack to strike the Leviathan! This is thinking with portals kids.
2. My grin returns when I realize the Godmodder has fallen for my clever trap! The black hole was never intended to harm him, merely to set up future blows! I swagger up to him, and shove some Boston Cream Pie down his throat. But, he never noticed the fact that it hid a white hole inside! The white hole and the black hole touching would surely create a paradox that would destroy him! (Or at least give him minor indigestion). This was part of my plan ALL ALONG!
3. Continue to summon the Monster of God (3/5)

Assuming we don't need to summon anything or do anything pressing, let's destroy all of Eevee's stuff while he's gone. Who needs it anyway? (FILTHY NEUTRAL)

Click to shrink...

Yeah... Good luck with that. Even if you kill them, they'll just come back later. *evil planning intensifies*

 

[Catsuki_Subaru]

Not to worry! All players are by default near enough to the fight to do whatever they want on the field when it's needed! Unless distance ends up being plot-relevant for some reason!

Click to shrink...

I turn around to realize i'm right where i should be.
"Woah, i'm a fucking idiot."

 

[That-Random-Guy]

"Doormaker," I order, "start opening a portal to the Realm of Infinite Kittens (OOC: Uberdog distraction). Volunteer Flamethrower Division, attack the Leviathan."

FOCUS: BOULDER BASHING BEHEMOTH

I look at the Leviathan, and then at the tidal wave it's about to create, and then at the undistracted boulder. "Hmm." I think, grinning. I Earthbend the Boulder straight at the Leviathan, breaking his concentration and pushing back the release of his special attack.

(OOC: This makes it so the Boulder's PG attack hits the Leviathan, as well as stalling progress on Tidal Wave.

Things we need to do this turn:
Remove GodMod gear (done by CoreBrute and Captain.cat)
Distract the Boulder (done by Ranger_Strider_)
Distract the Leviathan (done by feller21)
Distract the Uberdog (done by CoreBrute and EternalStruggle)
Delay Tidal Wave (done by me)
Attempt to damage the Godmodder (done by Ranger_Strider_)

RoIK = SCP-2559-J - SCP Foundation)

Click to shrink...

feller21 has made sure that the tidal wave should hit the Leviathan, maybe instead use your actions to make both of the Boulder's attacks hits the Leviathan.

 

[Ranger_Strider_]

On one hand, that's a pretty big assumption. On the other hand, Eevee's worse than neutral. He explicitly stated that he wants to kill everyone.

Click to shrink...

Very true, but even one action helps. Eevee only has 1 summon with 13k health alive now.

feller21 has made sure that the tidal wave should hit the Leviathan, maybe instead use your actions to make both of the Boulder's attacks hits the Leviathan.

Click to shrink...

Nah, the Boulder should hit 2 PG entities. Assuming it won't attack itself (why?) It will strike at the Godmodder (Likely ending in its injury), the Leviathan (What we want anyway) or the Uberdog (Ending in Boulder's untimely death).
I'd suggest more on the lines of strengthening what we have, getting more stuff out, hitting the Godmodder, or hitting Eevee's summon.

 

[That-Random-Guy]

I watch the heater try to unfreeze the army-men until I realize the they are frozen in time and they just sweat a bunch! In the distance I hear Captain.Cat and Corebrute yelling at me to stop the heater because that would ruin their future plans.

I immediately stop the heater and quickly apologize for the mistake that I had made!

To atone for my sins, I will walk away and turn my attention towards dealing with this insane Leviathan!

Ok, for this turn, I am going to cast CONFUSION!! on the Leviathan to make it attack itself! (If you don't know what I mean by this, look up the Pokemon wiki!)

All three actions will be used to focus the attack and the Leviathan will more than likely, take a lot of damage from it's own tidal wave which will be cast by him next turn!!

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I FOCUS on using my finest Player-Brand teleport able confusion drugs, several specialized syringes, and a summoned oversize cudgel of stunning to ensure that the Tidal Wave special will be focused onto the Leviathan/the PG + the Void side if possible. (If possible/applicable I also extend feller21's confusion effect by 1 turn, this takes priority over focusing Tidal Wave on the Void side in addition to the PG side.