MooGoesCow21
The Moo That Goes Cow
He/Him
Dont bad idea do Nzoth or somethingI continue reviving C'thun (I figure that if I put enough charges into it, it should turn out fine.)
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Dont bad idea do Nzoth or somethingI continue reviving C'thun (I figure that if I put enough charges into it, it should turn out fine.)
Action 1 I punch the snowball
Action 2 I Kick the Snowball
Action 3 Now that there is no attack shields I Attack the snowball for MASSIVE Damage
Esarey proceeds to create a Hyperbolic Time Chamber and place the Cookie Clicker Bakery and its attendant bot inside.
With this in place, Esarey appearifies the Pika Pika no Mi and consumes it, gaining that devil fruit power.
Esarey then fires a series of lasers at the Unsealed Snowball using the power of the Pika Pika no Mi.
A bite from a snowball. (an urge overcomes the abstract being, it can't resist)
COOL AND GOOD.
The act of inflicting horrendouse damage onto a certain individual, consisting of crystallized H²O that is scronched into a s p h e r i c a l shape, is giving an entity, that is based on a humoreus reaction from several carbon based lifeforms, satisfaction, which transcribes as a feeling of coldness.
With every word the body of the snowball seems less real (this action deals reality damage). This is a curse on par with cancer and autism combined.
For my first action (x1.5) I mentally influence the Creepy Clowns, tricking them for this turn into believing that scaring the PGs will be the best possible thing for them to do.
For my second action (1x) I surround Chuckles in a whirling cyclone of bones to shield him from a future attack.
Finally for my third action (0.5x) I boost the Eagle's and the undead warrior's attack power for just turn.
Looking over at my entities I command the Eagles and the undead warriors to attack the Unsealed Snowball and have the Thunderhawk crews make me some coffee. Why that last order? Because I like myself a good cup of coffee, deal with it.
OOC: The 1.5x, 1x, and 0.5x are the amount of power is put in the actions, totaling in the 3x power that a player has per turn that can be divided however they want.
Pluff0 flicks Eevee shadow bacon on the forehead. "Dummkopf! Warum hast du diese Clowns gemacht?"
For his first action, Pluff0 punts the clowns over to the PGs. Hopefully, they'll scare the PGs whether or not Captain's action works. "Three spoopy five me!"
He then flicks the Unsealed Snowball! It probably won't be very effective... but, what's this!? His finger is filled with the CONCEPT of MELTING! The infusion of melting-ness causes the Snowball to begin liquefying! (2nd & 3nd Actions)
Oh, man, you are good.
The figure looks at the Clowns and grimaces. Okay, the Snowball is bad and all but seems mostly under control. Clowns, on the other hand, are a menace. He isn't even scared of clowns, but that doesn't make this particular set of clowns not a menace! But people are kinda dealing with them, so later. For now, Snowball should be made to be even more under control. Those clowns are in serious trouble when they get back, though!
FOCUS - EXECUTE
He leaps on top of the snowball and smashes it into the ground with a summoned hammer so hard that it rebounds high up into the sky, despite being already on the ground. Both heads of the hammer flip open to reveal that they actually contain a respawning supply of missiles, which are shot out and up into the Snowball, the sheer constant force of explosions actually slowing its descent significantly, not to mention doing a ton of damage. When the Unsealed Snowball got sorta close to the ground, he stopped bombarding it with missiles, took out a gigantic sword and sliced the Boss in half!
Well he didn't because of its Godmodding energies, but he hit it with a massively oversized very sharp sword very fast. Several times, actually.
First Action: I send long sequences of telepathic messages into the subconscious of the Creepy Clowns, influencing them even more towards scaring the PG side.
"Right HQ! I want you start getting in 6 more Engineers and 15 Medics!" "Orders receive, We will have them shortly." The HQ's start working on getting the engineers and medics into the field. I then look over at the barracks and I say "Barracks! I want 5 squad leaders, 2 snipers and 30 Riflemen!" "Copy that!" The barracks starts training the squad leaders, snipers and riflemen.
Finally I turn my gaze at the Creepy Clown and I repress a shudder 'Fucking hell clowns, why did it have to be clowns. Well time to call in their one true enemy of all clowns. I wish for a dozen Mimes to appear next to the Clowns!' Suddenly a half a dozen Mimes come into existence next to the clowns, The Mimes upon seeing the Clowns start doing charades which is a grave insult to clowns the world over.
Turning away from increasing Enraged Clowns I look at the Unsealed Snowball and I see that will soon be able to cause a Avalanche 'Shit that is not good. hmm ehh, I wish for the the Avalanche to be set back by about.. hmm has to be reasonable, 2 turns!' Suddenly A giant hand appears from the sky and it has a ice cream scoop! With the Scoop it takes large chucks out the snow pack that is forming the Avalanche and then it places the snow pack into a giant blow. After the hand has gotten what it wanted the Giant blow and hand ascend into the sky disappearing from view.
11400 plastic spent this turn
Note: I've put up the first half of my tactical analysis here. Please look, it includes a method of dealing with the blue eyes dragon that I think may otherwise be forgotten.
Second action: I charge up the third action.
Third action: Today, I abstain from using the complicated (and mentally fatiguing) mechanisms associated with my previous efforts and simply stick to taking out a little red knife I've been hiding for a while. I slash it through the air a few times in the manner of standing on home plate getting ready for the pitchers serve. Then I use it in earnest. I disappear. I reappear 3 miles away, underground, wishing I'd practiced more. A thin but nevertheless noticeable section of the Unsealed snowball falls off. (OOC: To be clear, I am not making a new item. The little red knife may be properly created later, this is just me attacking.)
FOCUS: DRAGON CAPTURE JAR
I look at the result of my action in horror. "I should probably do something about this." I use the Dragon Capture Jar to, well, capture Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon.
Dragon Capture Jar:![]()
(OOC: Credit to CoreBrute for the idea)
Once in dog heaven, it doesn't take CoreBrute the dog terribly long to find his target. After all, besides Clifford it's the biggest mutt up here.
"Hey there big guy." He said to recently euthanised giant evil puppy. "Your owner misses you." His collar glowed as his contraband item appeared.
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"Let's go meet him." The soul gem glowed before trapping the dog's spirit into the unholy device. And then every alarm in dog heaven went off at once.
CoreBrute will return to life in 1 turn.
"Assuming my soul lasts that long..." He mutters as the heavenly host begin to swarm him.
OOC: Focus all 3 of my actions into trapping the deceased puppy in the soul gem. Yes I have a plan. Yes it is despicable. No this isn't even the worst part.
I teleport above the giant snow ball, summon a giant hammer with rocket boosters, and activate the rocket boosters into a spin into the snow ball.
I heal the elder God and slap a clown, telling them to not bother any of my summons OR ELSE...
I start summoning N'zoth [1/10]
Simultaneously, as one of the laws of reality is broken, a rift in space-time opens, only to spit out a regular guy with not much significance. However, this blatant rip in the space-time continuum refuses to shrink, becoming a vortex to a random area in the local multiverse!
Meanwhile, the regular guy we will henceforth call Arsenical was sent flying and screaming directly at high-speeds into the unsealed snowball!
"What the Hel-!" he was yelling, before being rudely interrupted by hitting his target, embedding himself face-first into the creature of cold!
Action: Tithed_Verse peeks into this thread. Tithed_Verse sees the omnipresent carnage. Tithed_Verse nopes the fuck out.
Nope, nope, nope, nope....
(All three of my actions into getting the fuck out of this snowball, and getting the hell out of here!)
I join the game, [N].
more specifically, I'll help whoever has the coolest entitys, with most of my actions being focused on those cool entitys.
so far, the army men seem like the coolest entitys. no offence, godmodder and your snowball, but its a pretty simple gimic, and also wow the army men have been around a long time 23 or so rounds is very impressive.
I start off by conjuring a plastic barrier for the army men, which will both protect them and turn into plastic for them to use on death.
as my second action, I create a plastic alliance reminder, intended to make it harder for the godmodder to control them via Bribes in particular. I am aware that I probably won't stop mind control in all its forms, but reducing his options increases the chance of him running out of them.
finally, for my third action, I begin a charge for a side-project.
1/(15 i guess?) that mem'ry left so far behind.
The absorbing of the cold reality of the snowball, the abstract being lost temperature and grew more spherical.
Coolness tries to consume a soul, but fails to find a way to crystallize the concept of surrealism that grew on the edge of the event horizon of the cult.
The concept of a growing chain-reaction tries to turn the soul into a black hole only to be consumed by the cult.
Water invades the soul and freezes because of the coolness, snowballing into the cult and getting converted into another layer of iron.
And then the abstract being looks into its abstract soul.
Level up!
[ ] Asscend
[ ] Disscend
[ ] A N G E R Y
HM . . .
I SHALL ASSCEND
[x]Asscend
*rumblerumblerumble*
A pair of balls consisting of steel are summoned (because the balls are right next to asscensione)
They heal each other with time, their HP are (500 / 1000000) and because they are unaware that they get healed or heal for any reason they get boosted by the law of benevolence.
Balls of Steel do damage equal to half their HP.
finnaly done stareing down the Godmodder, I decied to actully do something and summon in a Deathclaw.
I also summon an... empty box... for some reason.
I stood back to look at the masterpiece that I had created but there was a problem. The unsealed snowball didn't seem to like having its "insides" sucked out and injected back in, melting it in the process!
To prevent the unsealed snowball from thinking too much about the machine, I will mysteriously pull out the onyx roses from the video game, Bayonetta! These babies are made to shoot anti-unsealed-snowball bullets to really pack a punch!
Not only this but the onyx roses will not have just two measly barrels on each end, but they will have 12 FREAKING BARRELS EACH!!
I aim them both guns at the unsealed snowball and with all of my might, I squeeze tight on both triggers to shoot every, single, damn, bullet that is in each gun all at once!!
I will use all three of my actions to make this attack more effective as always!
Hell? But it couldn't be, Arsenical thought! Surely there was some mistake!"You are in hell, kill that guy." I say pointing to the godmodder
Really why? it just makes more foes for usI throw 100 more clowns into the mix, because f$#@ you, that's way
Just throw them at the GM.
Their Void Entitys they attack everybody and they do jack shit against the godmodder
Sooooooooooooooooo...... keep producing them then?Their Void Entitys they attack everybody and they do jack shit against the godmodder