Defeat The Godmodder

[Arsenical]

The guard stares right back at you.

Guard: Name. Intentions.

Dreamland: Castle Gate
Gate Guard (can be talked to)
Castle Gate(sneak past...?)

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"Ooh, red text! That means he's on our side!" I think upon hearing him, disregarding the fact that I just heard the guard's words in red.
So that I don't let my guard down and return to speaking normally in the middle of conversation, I split a RED REFLECTION off from myself, and used that as a decoy while I hid.
"My name is Arsenical! I am on a humble quest, fine guard, to obtain the legendary weapon of the land, and to kill the godmodder with it!" I lie, making my words red as well so that there's a greater chance of him believing me.

 

[Catsuki_Subaru]

Not quite. You have three actions each turn. Turns are separated by Updates, which Moniker can do at any time (theoretically, at least. His update cycle seems to be 24 to 48 hours, with an occasional 72-hour interval). In Updates, Moniker responds to the actions people have taken since the last Update, telling them what the results of their actions were. He also describes the entity (NPC) interactions and updates the Player List and Itinerary.

To get up to speed, I would advise reading the five latest updates, as well as the Cybercrime sidequest. In fact, if you have time, read the entire thread, it's not that long yet.

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First of all, thanks for taking your time to explain how turns works. I'll read the entire thread if you recommend.

 

[Moniker]

"Ooh, red text! That means he's on our side!" I think upon hearing him, disregarding the fact that I just heard the guard's words in red.

"My name is Arsenical! I am on a humble quest, fine guard, to obtain the legendary weapon of the land, and to kill the godmodder with it!" I lie, making my words red as well so that there's a greater chance of him believing me.

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The guard nods, and steps aside.

Guard: Your arrival has been awaited. Please proceed along the path. Your objective is to meet Leader.

A bit odd-sounding, but now you have a place to go.

You walk along the path for a good ways. The castle draws near. It looks... very big. A trick of perspective made it look like a normal castle a normal distance away, but the more you walk, the more you realize it was a really big castle that was really far away. All this walking... you're starting to get tired!

Luckily, you come across a small building made of stone. Above it is a sign reading "Dream Coffee". Go inside? Well, why not?

Inside, the place has some simple wooden tables and chairs, but appears to be entirely abandoned save for the attendant. Once you're done looking around, you look back at the attendant to find him staring at you. You didn't say anything, but he starts speaking anyways.

Attendant: Coffee for sale. Black? Creamy? Or with sugar?

What do you do? Ask for some coffee? Or leave?

Dreamland: Coffee Shop
Attendant(Black? Creamy? Or with sugar?)
Exit door(Leave?)

 

[Arsenical]

The guard nods, and steps aside.

Guard: Your arrival has been awaited. Please proceed along the path. Your objective is to meet Leader.

A bit odd-sounding, but now you have a place to go.

You walk along the path for a good ways. The castle draws near. It looks... very big. A trick of perspective made it look like a normal castle a normal distance away, but the more you walk, the more you realize it was a really big castle that was really far away. All this walking... you're starting to get tired!

Luckily, you come across a small building made of stone. Above it is a sign reading "Dream Coffee". Go inside? Well, why not?

Inside, the place has some simple wooden tables and chairs, but appears to be entirely abandoned save for the attendant. Once you're done looking around, you look back at the attendant to find him staring at you. You didn't say anything, but he starts speaking anyways.

Attendant: Coffee for sale. Black? Creamy? Or with sugar?

What do you do? Ask for some coffee? Or leave?

Dreamland: Coffee Shop
Attendant(Black? Creamy? Or with sugar?)
Exit door(Leave?)

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"Brown!? What alignment is brown?!" I think upon hearing the attendant speak. Maybe the merchant alignment...?

Despite the fact that he seems to be a regular merchant, I still don't trust food and drink in this world. "No need, but thank you for your offer anyways!"

Now, time to continue onwards, to the castle!

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

"Alright," I order, "Doormaker, keep the Space Engineer portal open, and Volunteer Flamethrower Division, attack the fake Captain.cat through the portal to Spaghettiland."

 

[Catsuki_Subaru]

//Okay, i'll try joining in now.

My head starts hurting. Information that shouldn't exist now injects itself into my brain. It felt like multiple needles where being mashed against my conciousness.
I breath in and out as much as i can, trying to assimilate all the new memories i suddenly have.
The godmodder. My ability to summon anything. Focusing. The other players. AGs. PGs. Neutral.
The ongoing side-quest.
As i slowly register all of this, i start thinking of a strategy.
First of all, should i stay neutral, or join the AG? I doubt i can instantly start working with them.
Maybe i should help them while staying Neutral.
I don't think i've assimilated all the information, either. Though i guess i can work on that whenever.
Well, first i should get some form of self-defense.
I want to class-change from "loser" to "gunslinger".

 

[That-Random-Guy]

//Okay, i'll try joining in now.

My head starts hurting. Information that shouldn't exist now injects itself into my brain. It felt like multiple needles where being mashed against my conciousness.
I breath in and out as much as i can, trying to assimilate all the new memories i suddenly have.
The godmodder. My ability to summon anything. Focusing. The other players. AGs. PGs. Neutral.
The ongoing side-quest.
As i slowly register all of this, i start thinking of a strategy.
First of all, should i stay neutral, or join the AG? I doubt i can instantly start working with them.
Maybe i should help them while staying Neutral.
I don't think i've assimilated all the information, either. Though i guess i can work on that whenever.
Well, first i should get some form of self-defense.
I want to class-change from "loser" to "gunslinger".

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You can instantly work with us. Also, being on a side with entities makes you invulnerable, and that's saying a lot in a game where continuous antimatter explosions have happened.

 

[Moniker]

The generator will charge up weapons that are built on the space station like the orbital bombardment attack the space station will have after I build guns on it

I yell to the Army Men What are you doing you idiots don't block the portal as I focus on unblocking The portal

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Okay, noted! You fully undo the Army men's portal-blocking!

"Hello. May I grab the Yorehammer, please?"
Victory also takes out another scroll out of his coat, scribbling two dashes in it with a pen. Two damage to the Godmodder. Nice.

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You take the YOREHAMMER!

1 action spent to incrament 5/15 that mem'ry left so far behind.
I'd take yorehammer, but one: I'm N. two: i have other ideas.
first, I conjure a one-turn radio jammer, stopping the false captain cat from talking to the army men this turn.
secondly, another addition appears on the alliance reminder, reminding them not just of their allegiance to captain cat (as it did before to prevent bribery), but also showing reminders of how terrible the godmodder is, and of all the nondescriptly bad things he's done, making them less likely to help the godmodder if their uncertain (they'll still follow captain cat, but if, say, he randomly starts saying to attack AG targets and another captain cat shows up and starts saying no, don't do that, no!!! then they'll go for the more likely to be good based on past experience action of "kill PG target".

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You successfully jam the radio the fake captain.cat is using! It can't communicate anymore!

The army men are starting to become uncertain... maybe all those conspiracies are just smoke and mirrors...

The figure just looks aghast at this latest turn of events. On the one hand he could try and do more damage to the Godmodder, but first of all he was out of obvious ideas and second of all there were now other problems, such as a new Void Entity.

Actually, perhaps that and the other new major problem could in part solve each other. It might not work, but it was probably worth a try.

FOCUS - BEHEMOTH BAMBOOZLE

With a flick of the wrist, the man mentally contacted the great Leviathan and informed it that the Flying Spaghetti Monster was a form of its Biblical rival, Behemoth. Naturally, plenty of supporting evidence was provided that outright proved this to be factually true, and a very logical argument was laid out about how true this was and how important it was for both Leviathan and his master that it destroy the creature post-haste. Enraged for sure, this turn Leviathan would attack (and considering its power likely destroy) the FSM instead of another target. This was mainly made workable by the creature's Void alignment, as a PG or even N target might have been overridden by the Godmodder's mind control resistance. This isn't actually mind control, of course, merely influencing via logic, that's also important. Regardless, it likely can't be made to attack allies, but Void Entities are definitely foes to the Godmodder, meaning they're perfectly valid targets for his summons. So it should be correspondingly much easier to convince one of his summons to target them. At least, that was the hope.

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The Leviathan will attack the Flying Spaghetti Monster this turn!

That is my thing!


Too bad. I had a plan with this (OOC thread).

Foolish Armor breaker! Foolish Spaghetti monster!! I am HarVester!

If you want to transform everything into noodles I have a portal that eats those noodles. If you stock up damage and reflect it... then a portal will eat that and transform this energy into mine.

HarVester strengthens the portal, which doesn't mean that the portal gets bigger. It grows stronger and can move nearer to the event horizon of the cult without getting destroyed.
The portal now has reached the Armor Crusher.

To get his threat more real, HV summons a (digestion)combat-based Entity from his cult to oppose the monster. It is advised to eat the Spaghetti monster (actually the pastafarian religion doesn't describe the holy noodlyness as a violent being but ... maybe it is?).
Let me describe that being: It is reeking with a sharp stench, its skin is kinda thin and translucent, so you can see the brains and internal eyes and some organs. The liquid that leaks from the skin is comparable to thick dark honey and it is dissolving a lot of things. When enough of this liquid has leaked and has dissolved the enemy the being sucks it back through the skin.

HarVester notices that his ever expanding city has reached the battlefield. Time to make some use of the energy fields that belong to the city. HarVester moves to the city and summons the top 10 scientists from his cult. They are going to build weapons of mass destruction in 1d6 rounds by using the energy fields as workers and security.

HarVester is satisfied. The Spaghetti monster was intended as food from the start. It turned out stronger and wilder than expected but it will be a great addition to the cult.

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You summon your new Digestion Entity! The godmodder feeds it a REALLY GOOD pie, and it ends up being so impressed, it joins the PG side!

D6 roll: 2 - you keep track of the scientists!

I see Oryx disintegrate before my eyes! "NOOO!" I scream.

Then I have an IDEA!(Idea! Idea!) I'll call Oryx forth from death, but in a different form, far more powerful than his previous! He! Shall! Be! ORYX! (All three actions).

Dreadnought in 1 turn.

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ORYX! Summoned!

With my first action (x1) I protect my next action from adverse affects like being bribed or mind controlled immediately by the Godmodder, I can't afford for something to backfire right now.

For my second action (x2) I make an installation on the Crypt of the Ancients, making it so it summons two skeletons every turn from it's depths (which hopefully will end up boosting their stats due to the Crypt of the Ancients unique ability of helping undead entity summons) which will allow my forces to be further bolstered, this time with cannon-fodder relatively weak skeletons.

The techmarines this turn will build a wall around Chuckles to protect him since the Godmodder just disintegrated the Tarantula turrets that had been protecting him.

The rest of my entities will attack the Armor Crusher this turn, might as keep doing what I've been doing.

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The techmarines are building a wall! It looks like it will take a little longer for them to complete it, though. The Crypt of the Ancients is summoning skeletons!

I tackle Victory by Ablation and take Yorehammer.
I add another charge to the hell portal.
I pull out a Shen Gong Wu and force it into the GM's hands, challenge him a Xiaolin Showdown.

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You can't steal weapons! Whenever someone has a weapon, their grip on it is as tight as iron! As willful as steel! As strong as diamond! The only way is to launch a godmodder-damaging level of attack, that will get them to loosen their grip enough for you to even have a 10% shot!

+1 charge!

The godmodder pockets your Shen Gong Wu, and accepts your challenge! Go on, make the first move...

Victory notices Eevee running at him. Taking something tiny out of his coat and placing it onto the Yorehammer, he seems to make a wrapping motion around the hammer. Odd. He first prepares for the attack by splitting and creating two clones of himself and placing the hammer into his coat.
"Have I mentioned I can create imperfect clones?"
They are imperfect clones, but clones nonetheless. He hands the first clone several very small things, similar to the thing he placed on the hammer.
"Take care of the Godmodder's goons for me."
The first imperfect clone hops off into the distance. He then brushes gently against the second clone and very swiftly passes him something, too swift for anyone to see, before pulling out the hammer. The second clone hops away too as Victory looks at Eevee.
"Oh. I see. You do not wish to be on my good side, is that right? Well, you won't like my bad side."
Just as Eevee tackles him, Victory's hand seems to slightly brush against Eevee's and makes that very same wrapping motion. Eevee, not noticing anything, grabs the Yorehammer and runs off.
"That's a shame. I wasn't hoping that I'd have to waste both an action and an actual technique on you, but looks like I have no other choice."
Victory places his hands on the ground in his usual fashion and thrusts forward, appearing in front of Eevee Shadow Bacon who apparently tried to steal his weapon.
"Yes. I am fast."
Blending in with the background, Victory seemingly goes invisible for a few seconds, before grabbing Eevee's leg very gently and pulling it. It doesn't bring Eevee down to the floor, too gentle for that, but it just confuses him slightly enough for Victory to coil his hand around the leg, jump up and thrust a punch at him.
"Defend yourself! I'm waiting."

While Victory deals with Eevee, the first clone hops off to stop Popple the Shadow Thief from harming him.
"Hello. Good to see you."
Victory's clone hops at Popple and his body just brushes slightly against his back. While Popple isn't looking at him, he begins talking.
"I know many things about you. I know who you are, see?"
The clone then grabs Popple's arms and thrusts him into the air, himself jumping up grabbing him in a choke-hold.
"You are here to take my weapon, correct? Well, you should know, I am not the one who currently possesses it. Go to Eevee Shadow Bacon. I'm sure he is the one with the weapon."
Victory's clone lets go of Popple. Popple, upon realizing that Victory does not really have the weapon, decides to see for himself and approach Eevee Shadow Bacon, presumably without harming him yet. The clone also signals at the Godmodder and tells him to watch the battle between Eevee and Victory as it is bound to be interesting. The clone then evaporates into thin air, being an imperfect clone after all.

The second clone isn't even visible at this point. He seemed to have ran away faster than anyone could catch him.

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Ooh, setup...

Seeing the Radio before I was sucked into the Spaghetti monster I make a wish 'I wish for the any and forms of remote communications my imposter has to disappear from his person and appear with me!'. The imposter suddenly feels all of his remote communications items and ability's he had owned or had been given or he had stolen, or etc, to have disappeared (feels instead of sees because he is still blind from having his eyeballs busted by yours truly) and I suddenly have all of said remote communications items or ability's that was from my imposter now with me.

Focus-action "Change in command" (my last 2 actions)

In the strongest and most commanding voice I can muster I yell into the radio "THIS IS CAPTAIN.CAT! SOLDIERS FOLLOW ORDERS FROM COREBRUTE NOW!" I then with all my strength crush the radio in my hands destroying It completely but breaking most of my fingers and leaving larges gashes in my palms causing lots of bleeding, I Scream in pain from the injures but now the imposter has no way of leading my men to their doom while we are both trapped in the SPAGHETTILAND hell. So I can focus on killing him!

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You scream as loud as you can into the radio! But... Joebob jammed it... your soldiers hear nothing but dead silence! And now, the radio is destroyed, leaving neither of you with a way to communicate! The Army Men are still confused... but at least they can't get new orders from the fake Captain.cat!

"You heard your commander!" CoreBrute yells out as soon as the Captain made the delceration through the radio. However he frowned as he could feel the miasma still affecting the soldiers. "Damn it, how do I purify this area from it's effects-hmm Handy?" He asked as the small virus floated towards him holding some data for him.

"What's that you got there? A web page?" He glanced at it. "Wow, WikiHow really does have all the answers."

ACTION 1: In moments, CoreBrute had created a circle of salt water around the soldiers, with any rubble cleared up. CoreBrute, now wearing stereotypical cultist robes (price tag still sticking out) begins chanting, walking around the circle as he does so.

"Cast the circle thrice about, to keep the evil spirits out. Cast the circle thrice about, to keep the evil spirits out. Cast the circle thrice about, to keep the evil spirits out.

""I conjure thee, O Circle of Power, that thou best a meeting place of love and joy and truth; a shield against all wickedness and evil...something something, yada yada, may the force be with you, Kumbaya." With his rushed prayer the circle seemed to work, and the miasma of the imposter was purged from the soldiers.

ACTION 2: "Alright soldiers, now that you're better," CoreBrute tossed off his robes. "It's time to get rid of that gear. Handy, the bag." Handy dragged to CoreBrute a rather heavy brown suitcase. There may or may not have been a hand sticking out of it briefly.

With practised twists of the combinations, CoreBrute unlocked the bag, and swung it open. He reached deep into it, going farther into it than the bottom of the ground it rested on.

"There you are, you orney bugger." He pulled out a giant cocroach/armadillo crossbreed, about the size of a great dane.

Spoiler: Rust Monster

"Alright soldiers, I want you to throw all your Godmod gear before Rusty here. If you don't it will climb up ontop of you and to find it itself. And you don't want that. Now drop that Godmod gear now!" He released the specially bread Rust Monster-it only fed on material made by the Godmodder, rather than ordinary metal.

ACTION 3: Now he turned to the engineers who were constructing a GodMod training camp. "Hey-stop constructing that now!" He yelled. The engineers looked uncertain, like they might not heed his orders.

"Oh you want to be like that? Ok then." CoreBrute pulled out his phone, took a picture of the camp and posted it on twitter with the following message.

OMG, another education facility trying to preach the lies of climate change and evolution to our children. #KeepJesusInSchools #WordOfGodmodderNotWordofGod

In moments, there was a large vocal outcry online, from people complaining about the new education camp in the community. After a minute, the fanatics started pouring out the woodwork, went to the unfinished training camp and started wrecking it, burning it to the ground. (Think how violent the church goers were in the Free Bird scene in Kingsman, without Colin Firth to slow them down, all aimed at a camp).

CoreBrute was grateful the engineers were smart enough to stay out of the twitter warriors ways.

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The army men are confused to see Corebrute running back up to them, especially since they didn't hear their captain(.cat)'s last order! Whatever godmodding aura is on them, it can't be shaken off with salt water, as long as they're this confused... It looks like they might be calming down though, and HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT HUGE BUG!? He just expects them to... FEED that thing? And... and... he wants them to give up their cool gear? The only thing giving them a hope of survival with their tiny HP bars? More like, once they've given up their cool weapons, that bug will probably eat them! The soldiers panic and run away! Even the squad leaders are barely maintaining order within the ranks!

However, the engineer's progress on the training camp is completely reset. Major setback.

FOCUS: DOORMAKER

I make a call. "Hello? I need a portal opened. Send Doormaker to Earth 5802-Blue-Sigma-Romeo. Don't worry about his power, the Foundation has an applicable asset." And if it didn't, we had a lot of trans-universal anomalies. After a few seconds, a portal opened and Doormaker stepped through it.

(OOC: Doormaker is a summon that can open new portals or keep old ones open.)

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Doormaker summoned!

Ok, some major things have went on since my last post!:



OMG, the legendary DTG player, pionoplayer liked my post!

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In this case, I will finally summon the horrible entity known as THE INFINITY JAEGER!!!!


Please read the following description to truly understand the horrors that is this....mistake!:


MY TURN BEGINS HERE:

So I proceed to summon two jaegers from Pacific Rim that will do fusion to make a bigger jaeger. Then that bigger jaeger will summon another jaeger of equal size to do fusion with to create an even bigger jaeger. They just keep doing this over and over again to exponentially increase in HP, power, attack, and size!

This will probably be horrible because although it will be aligned to the AG side but guess what, WE NEED TO PROTECT IT FROM THE GODMODDER'S FORCES!!

Think of this as my own little experiment, to find out if this will be a good idea or not!

IMPORTANT NOTES:
NONE OF THESE JAEGERS REQUIRE PILOTS!!
ALL CREDIT GOES TO THIS REDDIT THREAD, I AM MERELY MAKING THE ENTITY MORE EFFICIENT!!
ALL THREE OF MY ACTIONS WILL BE USED FOR THIS TURN!!
I DON"T KNOW WHY I AM DOING ALL CAPS!!

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INFINITY JAEGER summoned! As an AG entity!

"Hm. Well, if you aren't going to defend against my actions, I have no other choice."
Victory turns to Eevee Shadow Bacon yet again, seeing in the distance how Popple is approaching them. He quickly turns around to check if the Godmodder is watching, as he promised him that the battle will be interesting.
"Mister Godmodder, I request that you shift your attention to what is about to happen. It will… interest you, to say the least."
Popple approaches Eevee to steal the Yorehammer. Eevee, not noticing anything, is shocked when Popple grabs hold of the Yorehammer. However, something unexpected happens to both of them. Even the Godmodder is shocked at this point.
"Victory! Just as planned."
Both Eevee and Popple collapse on the ground, with heavy injuries from electrical shocks. It seems that when Popple took hold of the hammer, both parties got zapped and knocked out. Victory takes out a small blue chip and a small red chip out of his coat and shows it to everyone around him, including the Godmodder and all the other players.
"I didn't expect anyone to understand my actions, I am very swift after all."
First, he points to the blue chip. It seems to have a tiny plus sign engraved on it.
"This is the positive chip. When I brushed against Eevee and grabbed his leg, I was actually placing tiny chips on him. In fact, the very same chips are located on the Yorehammer. I had to use positive chips for both Eevee and the hammer so the shock wouldn't be noticeable at first."
He then points his finger at the red chip, which has a similar tiny minus sign on top of it.
"This is the negative chip. I was also placing these chips on Popple when I fought him. I had no intentions of harming him; my goal was always simply to place the chips on him."
Next, he takes both of the chips into one hand.
"These chips are unactivated, which is why they aren't zapping me. I can make them activate in a certain time limit or via command if I wish, as you may have realized, I have used the former in this battle."
Finally, he puts the chips back into his coat.
"When an activated positive chip and an activated negative chip are in close proximity, they send a powerful shock wave around their victims and to each other. However, you may have noticed that I mentioned there were chips on the hammer as well. Normally, it would simply be a waste of time to attack them to something in-between, as that is simply unnecessary. The two chips do not have to collide to trigger and the victims don't have to touch each other. The reason I put chips on the hammer is..."
The Godmodder is interested and wants Victory to continue. At this point, he is fully invested into the battle. However, Victory doesn't finish the sentence. He simply smirks and evaporates into thin air, just like his clone.

Everything goes silent. Step. Step. Step. Somebody's running at the Godmodder.
"Got ya!"
Victory, somehow with the Yorehammer visible in one of the pouches of his coat, runs at full-speed and full-strength at the Godmodder, who was too interested in the battle to notice anything. Victory strikes the Godmodder with his fist over his head, gaining armor-negation from the Yorehammer and yelling out 'VICTORY!', before leaping up into the air and laughing.
"I suppose you're confused right now. I guess I'll have to explain this part of my plan, too."
Landing on the ground, Victory tosses the Yorehammer into the air and catches it, still smirking.
"You see, when I made my clones, I sent one of them away and put the Yorehammer in my coat. You may have noticed that I gently bumped against the second one. At that moment, not only did I pass him a fake Yorehammer that I created when I first claimed the real deal, but I also swiftly changed places with him. I could have sent him to attack the Godmodder for me. However, I knew that an imperfect clone won't be strong enough for something like that and I needed to surprise the Godmodder with vanishing or else he might've noticed the attack. The real Yorehammer was always with me and the fake was created out of a special metal which not only flawlessly conducts electricity, it also amplifies it. This is why I bothered to place chips onto it in the first place; the metal allowed the shock to be that much more powerful. While the Godmodder was watching, I made sure to use my real self to run at him. I was hiding behind the whole time and gathering energy to attack which is why I couldn't be seen."
He looks at the Yorehammer and then at the shocked bodies of Eevee and Popple, breathing out gently.
"Victory... is mine."

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The godmodder doesn't do anything. Just takes the hammer attack. 1 damage.

In your post, you toss the Yorehammer into the air. It doesn't land back in your hands. You wait and wait. But it never comes back for you to catch it. Sure enough, the godmodder has it now. You might not have let it touch the godmodder, but you let go of it. And he's even faster than you are.

2 OF 7 WEAPONS ACQUIRED.

The godmodder grins. Delightful progress...

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: Misfortune!

OOC:
I don't think so. On page 42, feller21 distinctly attacked the Godmodder's groin with the Yorehammer and dealt two damage. Besides, I made sure not to let it linger for too long next to the Godmodder.
We'll just have to see.

Moniker Also, I apologize for bugging you but I wanted to ask you a favor. Could you please add commas after every three digits in an entity's health bar? You can decline if you wish to, but it would make viewing HP much easier for me and I'm sure others won't mind it either. Thank you.

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Okay, comma time.

"Ok, after dealing with the dragon, I look at the Godmodder and notice that his power is going straight to the max!

I also take note of the Godmodder being busy with summons(which means his hands are full at the moment!).

I don't want to forget that there is this new legendary weapon called the Yorehammer, and the fact that holding on to it allows you to ignore any kind of protection, including the Godmodder's!

I want both JOEbobobob and I to hold on to the weapon together, he will do his actions and I will do mine which will be stretching my legs towards the Godmodder and doing aSUPER ULTRA MEGA LIGHTNING KICK!!

"Where will you kick him?" y'all may be asking? Well, I am going to be kicking him in the groin, and there will be a sonic boom after I do so. Plus, his armor will be ignored!

All three actions will be used for this turn!"
quote from their attack, size increase added by me. they kicked the godmodder and held yorehammer, but yorehammer never touched the godmodder. so yeah, please don't hit him with the real yorehammer.

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To clarify: When I said "hold" the Yorehammer, I meant "hold" as in "hold it in your inventory". Literal holding is not necessary.

FOCUS: I open a 1-turn Portal to SpaghettiLand. this portal only allows attacks and entities to go in. (No escape for that guy) If I have leftover energy I make sure it has a special function to let AG entities and players leave. If I still have leftover energy I attack the Fake Captain.cat with red energy blasts.

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You make a SPAGHETTILAND PORTAL that allows new people inside - and only inside - spaghettiland! The spaghetti monster is quite happy to let more people be spaghettified.

//So can i join whenever i want?
'Cus that'd be cool.

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Yes, welcome! Feel free to jump in and start doing whatever you like. A little catch-up reading might help you understand the current situation (assuming anyone can understand it), but the Itinerary can tell you all the things that should be immediately focused on.

"Alright," I order, "Doormaker, keep the Space Engineer portal open, and Volunteer Flamethrower Division, attack the fake Captain.cat through the portal to Spaghettiland."

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The VFD volunteers to bravely venture into Spaghettiland!

//Okay, i'll try joining in now.

My head starts hurting. Information that shouldn't exist now injects itself into my brain. It felt like multiple needles where being mashed against my conciousness.
I breath in and out as much as i can, trying to assimilate all the new memories i suddenly have.
The godmodder. My ability to summon anything. Focusing. The other players. AGs. PGs. Neutral.
The ongoing side-quest.
As i slowly register all of this, i start thinking of a strategy.
First of all, should i stay neutral, or join the AG? I doubt i can instantly start working with them.
Maybe i should help them while staying Neutral.
I don't think i've assimilated all the information, either. Though i guess i can work on that whenever.
Well, first i should get some form of self-defense.
I want to class-change from "loser" to "gunslinger".

Click to shrink...

You have evolved into GUNSLINGER! You can now sling guns!

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V:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster opts to speed along the journey of the Volunteer Flamethrower Division! Before they know it, they're in Spaghettiland!

AG:

Space portal construction continues! The Infinity Jaeger spends its turn making a copy of itself!

The steel balls hit the Armor Crusher for 5500 damage! The Volunteer Flamethrower Division, now inside Spaghettiland, roasts the fake captain.cat for 24000 damage! Beautiful anti-biological bonus damage!

PG:

The Leviathan, convinced by Eternalstruggle, strikes the Flying Spaghetti Monster! In a delicious explosion of meatballs, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is instantly killed! Captain.cat, the fake captain.cat, and the Volunteer Flamethrower Divison are freed! The fake captain.cat is trying to get back to the Army men...

The armor crusher moves towards CaptainNZZZ's army once again, but is stopped by the mirrors! 120,000 damage is stored... AND RELEASED! An amazing 120,000 damage to the Armor Crusher is dealt! You've got it below half health now! But it's on the loose and needs to be stopped once again...

Digestion entity attacks Chuckles, taking away an attack shield (he failed his dodge roll)!

The army men finish IMPROVED RIFLEMEN! They are now at maximum level V! They also finish their grenade launchers! The riflemen's attack is pretty much through the roof now. Utterly ridiculous.

Power corrupts.

The army men, still somewhat confused, continue attempting to block the space engineer portal! -50% portal opening! They can't schedule any new projects without clear leadership! At this point, they're practically on the [N] team. They're on the verge of being coerced back to sanity...


The godmodder tightly grips Yorehammer, smiling. A little bit of his life force is taken. 1 damage. But the power is more than worth it. Why, it looks like the fake captain.cat is vulnerable once again, but he needs a little help. With a wave of his hand and some endgame-level healing powers, the fake captain.cat is back up to full health. With his other turn, the godmodder begins to summon a third number-overloaded abomination...

N:

Doormaker fully opens back up the space engineer portal!

CaptainNZZZ's army all attack the Armor Crusher for 25,000 damage!

Yogg-Saron and ORYX! lack orders...


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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Get the godmodder down to 250 HP! Its the only way to snap him out of endgame mode! Maybe that pie-related method could help...

Minor tasks:

Spoiler

The army men get stronger over time! Guide and protect them! Kill the fake captain.cat who's manipulating them! Also... they're getting REALLY strong...
Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're building helpful structures!
Keep the Armor Crusher neutralized! He'll ruin anything he can get his hands on!
Keep Leviathan neutralized! It has huge attack power!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: 68% complete (designed to boost station weapons)
Portal: 100% open! Summoning space engineers on random sides every turn!(Diet coke bribe!)(mind-controlled to the AG team!)
Space engineers+1: 80/80 HP x 130(building space station!)(x1.2 effectiveness)
Construction drone: 8,000/8,000 HP(adding 20 engineers of work!)
Portal: 50% open(summoning ally sworn to fight the godmodder)(closes 10% each turn)

[AG - hungry visitor]Steel balls: 11,000 HP, HP/2 A (+5,000 HP next turn!)(protected from 2 attack!)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Volunteer Flamethrower Divison: 1,000/1,000 x 40 HP, 300 x 40A (x2 damage against bio enemies)(x0 damage against mechanical enemies)

[AG - feller21]Infinity Jaeger: 3,000/3,000 HP, 1,000A (replicombo power)
Infinity Jaeger: 3,000/3,000 HP, 1,000A (replicombo power)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 22,000/22,000 HP(zombie immunity)(26,000 total attack)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A(building Chuckles wall, done in 2!)
Thunderhawks: 1,000/1,000 HP x 2, 1,000 x 2A(defending eagle spawner)
Eagle Spawner: 8,000/8,000 HP(spawns an eagle every turn!)
Eagles: 1,000/1,000 x 14 HP, 500 x 14A
Light Crystal: 10,000/10,000 HP, heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 1,500 HP each turn!
Crypt of the Ancients: 5,000/5,000 HP(Helps summon undead entities!)(+2 weak skeletons per turn!)
Undead warriors: 300/300 HP x 15, 300 x 15A(guarding crypt of the ancients!)
Weak skeletons: 100/100 x 2 HP, 250 x 2A
Custom M1 Abrams: 20,000/20,000 HP, 9,000A
Chuckles: 7,000/7,000 HP(bodyguarding army!)(3 attack shield)(resistance: -500 damage from every attack taken)(25% dodge rate)

[N - eeveeshadowbacon]Yogg-Saron: 13,000/35,000 HP, 14,000A

[N - Pluff0]ORYX!: 14,000/14,000 HP, 7,000A

[N - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 25,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(65,000 total attack)(protected from 2 attack)(Plastic alliance - can't be bribed):
Riflemen V: 1000/1000 HP x 130, 200x130A
Machine gunners III: 400/400 HP x 100, 400x100A
Medics: 500/500 x 15 HP, Healing A
Squad leaders: 1,000/1,000 x 5 HP (+3 riflemen, +2 machine gunners)
Engineers: 100/100 HP x 15, building GodMod training camp(complete in 4!)
Scientists: 100/100 HP x 112
HQs: 2,000/2,000 x 2 HP, calling engineers x 85(complete in 1!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x2 HP, producing 20 squad leaders(complete in 2!)
Special weapons depot: 4,000/4,000 HP
Plastic shield generator: 5,000/5,000 HP(burns plastic to protect from damage; current rate: 500 plastic/2000 protection)
Possesses 10,200 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets, anti-regen bullets(not in use) GodMod armor, GodMod weaponry, Grenade launchers
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[PG]Armor Crusher: 218,000/500,000 HP, 20,000 x 3A

[PG]Leviathan: 300,000/300,000 HP, 70,000A, Special: Tidal Wave(ready in 3!)

[PG]Digestion Entity: 15,000/15,000 HP, 6,000A

[PG]Godmodder: 256/300 HP(Starcalibur: x2 actions)(Yorehammer: Ignores shielding)(summoning in 1!)

[PG]Fake Captain.cat: 75,000/75,000 HP(Can't communicate!)



Player info:

Spoiler

Captain.cat
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New summon: 3/10)(Portal to hell: 4/5)(Circus Tent: 1/5)
Archon of Ghosts
[N+1]CaptainNZZZ
[N-1]EternalStruggle
Hungry visitor
[N]Pluff0
ZxZx24(Temporal Condenser!)
pikapikaCHU123
The_Two_Eternities
[N]Ralyx(holding The Egg)
Vandalygon
That-Random-Guy
Orange(has POWER)
dunk1010(has a Kiribo)
Easary(charging the super MOAL)
Arsenical(1 Legendary Weapon in debt!)
[N]JoeBOB(Charge: 5/15)(has army men's anti-mind-control research!)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Hikki(is GUNSLINGER)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Charge Stone x 0

 

[Iranon]

Esarey finally unleashes the MOAL that has been charging for the past several turns, aiming it at the Godmodder.

On another note, the Traveler has finally arrived.

 

[MooGoesCow21]

I Focus on opening the portal

 

[Catsuki_Subaru]

You can instantly work with us. Also, being on a side with entities makes you invulnerable, and that's saying a lot in a game where continuous antimatter explosions have happened.

Click to shrink...

//Yeah, i know, and i plan to. i just want to make it look natural. On a different note, maybe i should've linked the TVtropes page for gunslinger. Or just not have forgotten that things backfire spectacularly.
IC: After hearing a mysterious voice's confirmation, my clothes suddenly change from my normal uniform to some form of badass coat. Woah, this thing really follows my instructions. Kinda wished to not end up looking like an edgelord, though.
I check my new clothes to see if i have any guns. They should come with the package, after all.
What i find is an empty pistol and a slingshot.
"...Haha. Very funny." I say in the most condescending voice i can muster.
Well, at least my firearms affinity should have gone up.
I have about two other actions for now, so i should be able to summon ammo for the pistol.
I'll do just that actually.
I want some ammo, specifically for this pistol i have.

//Also, i love how you put "is gunslinger" in front of my name. I laughed more than i should.

 

[Hex123]

I focus and make a really big great pie and throw it at the Digestion Entity
Secret ingredient Digestion Entity poison.

 

[CaptainNZZZ]

Grinning maniacally I Focus, putting all my effort into having some 'fun' with the Armor Crusher.

Standing in front of the Armor Crusher conjure up a blood red cape I wave it in front of the Armor Crusher who suddenly charges forwards me, a irresistible need to hit whatever is touching that cape overcoming it.

Skillfully I sidestep when the Armor Crusher reaches me, the Armor Crusher slamming into the Leviathan which makes it's first attack wasted upon the Leviathan. Undeterred the massive suit of armor comes right back at me, rapidly closing the distance as I rush over to a new position on the HEXAGONAFIELD.

This time I slip between the Armor Crusher's legs, avoiding it's giant black blade which instead cuts deeply into the Digestion Entity, no doubt a deadly wound for the Digestion Entity considering the potent power of the Armor Crushers second attack.

The Armor Crusher comes barreling towards me once again but this time I don't bother with the skillful movements to make it attack other PG entities, no this time I teleport over to the Godmodder and wrap the blood red cape around the Godmodder and since the Armor Crusher is filled with an irresistible need to hit whatever is touching that cape the Armor Crusher spends it's last attack this turn gunning for the Godmodder itself.


On the entity side of things I have all my forces but the techmarines and the weak skeletons attack the Armor Crusher as it's what they've proven good at after all. While the techmarines continue their work the weak skeletons are ordered to defend Chuckles to the best of their ability though considering the weak skeleton's capabilities, it isn't that much.

 

[That-Random-Guy]

FOCUS: I look into the Leviathan's mind (using the special mental channel described later), and whenever it starts thinking about who to attack, I drop in a thought about the way the Armor Crusher hit it. Once it starts thinking more seriously about attacking the Armor Crusher, I add in to its mind anger, desire for vengeance, and also gently shift its memories of the event closer to 'The Armor Crusher attacked me' At the same time, I suppress any thoughts of 'the Armor Crusher is on the same side as me.' Of course, I do this from a position where the Leviathan is between me and the Godmodder, and I use a mental channel only available to those specifically trying to find it and the Leviathan I'm influencing.

OOC: Armor Crusher distracted, Leviathan distracted, Digestion entity will die, Fake Captain.cat can't communicate, and the real Captain.cat will make sure the army soldiers stop this foolishness. We're making progress.

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

I challenge the GM to a match (best 2 out of 3) of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker. Winner gets the Shen Gong Wu (necklace of the hare, which adds +1 to the total actions a person can do per turn(does not stack with legendary weapon so a player on gets 7 not 8) and a legendary weapon of their choice.

I finish the hell portal. Wait atop a blacked pile skulls, a demon lord gets off his throne and opens one of his 6 mouths, and starts to sing the song that ends the world we are in. Meanwhile, countless legions of demons, clowns, and other evil creatures spew forth, leaving trail of hell fire that burns the soul in their wake.

I heal Yogg to full heath and add a barrier to protect him.

(Not an action) Yogg will continue to open his infinite mouths and rain various spell onto the battlefield, until I say otherwise. Good, Bad, some mix in between, no one truly knows what each spell will do. Not even me.)

 

[Catsuki_Subaru]

I challenge the GM to a match (best 2 out of 3) of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker.

Click to shrink...

Wait What

 

[Stikes]

Once more, a shrieking portal opens.

This time however, it is several kilometers across , rather than meters. Slowly, menacingly, the Dreadnought pushes through the rip in space-time, it's massive and angular bulk seemingly endless. It looks like it's moving slowly, however a speedometer would show that it was covering sixteen thousand meters a second.

Five minutes later, the last of the 5000 kilometer length of the ship clears the portal.

Now, floating above the the HEXAGONAFIELD, is a spacecraft with enough power in it's main weapon to annihilate a planet completely. I grin, slightly. It's under my control.

Now what to do with that power?, I ponder. As I do so, I notice a sudden influx of heat and clowns, along with horrid demonic singing.

A wave of my hand, and the Dreadnought changes course, closing into range of Eevee's newly-formed hell portal. Once it's in position, it releases a pulse of Taken energy, empowered by all of my actions. Anything that came through the portal will be converted to my own side or killed be the massive burst of space-magic.

ORYX! will clear up any survivors.

 

[Arsenical]

Wait What

Click to shrink...

The narrator take this time to explain the rules of PARADOX-BILLIARDS-VOSTROYAN-ROULETTE-FOURTH DIMENSIONAL-HYPERCUBE-CHESS-STRIP POKER to our friend unfamiliar with the game.

however, due to the creator being very decidedly against "new-fangled technology", he implanted a MEMETIC AGENT in the explanation that frequently messes with 6TH DIMENSIONAL RADIO, so only some of it may be heard.

First, we start with unlocking your KING PIECE, devilishly trapped in the SUDOKU CAGE...*crackle, crackle*... After opening the TIMECUBE, both players draw 5 GUNS, with only one loaded... *crackle*... both players then try their might at ALCHEMIZING the item the RANDOM ITEM GENERATOR generated... *Hissing noises*... This is around the time the traditional TEA AND SCONE BREAK is initiated, typical discussion consisting of Armenian politics... *silence*... Finally, the UKULELE DUEL grants the final, and greatest amount of POINTS. The winner is the player who has collected enough ELF TEARS to satisfy the WEASEL KING.

 

[Captain.Cat]

Focus Action - "Frozen in time"

Seeing the army men are still wearing the godmod gear like idiots and their is only one turn left before they are turned into the godmodders minions I make a wish 'I wish for all the army men and their gear to be frozen in time for the next 3 turns so they will not be able to do anything along with the godmod gear countdown to be frozen unable to go on until the turn duration wears off, they can still be affected by outside forces they just cannot react to counter it!'

Suddenly in blast of energy the army men stop moving! There are Riflemen stuck in mid sprint the sweat can be seen flying off them but still stuck in the air non moving, another riflemen can be seen in the middle of juggling a 6 grenades unknowing that one of the grenades pins had been pulled. A squad leader can be seen his mouth still open, spittle leaping from his mouth and giving a knife hand, He seem to have been in the middle of giving orders. A machine gunner can be seen trapped in mid trip, about to face plant into the hex shaped ground.

The Medics can be seen looking bored having nothing to do, One of them is about to drop LSD in a another medics coffee, and another is stuck in a mid yawn. The Engineers can be seen still hiding in terror from the Twitter warriors, one of the Engineers can be seen to be stuck in a free fall state having slipped when trying to climb the HQ building when trying to escape the Twitter warriors.

Some of the Scientists can be seen using test tube vials and holders for different types of alcohol and and a few scientists can be seen surrounding one Scientist as he chugs a home-brewed alcoholic concoction that he had made from the lab equipment. He seems to be turning pink.


Smoke rising from the Refineries can stuck in time, if one was get close they could see the individual particles that make up the smoke.

The Staff inside the HQ can be seen in the middle of giving instructions to the new batch of engineers, one Drill instructor in the middle of cussing out one of the FNG's for somehow getting the Air conditioner to start blowing fire which had burned the Drill instructor's hat, Which embers can still be seen frozen in time emitting and flying into the air from said hat. The spit from the drill instructor's mouth can be seen trapped in mid splash against the offending engineers face.

In the Barracks the squad leaders in training can be seen being in the middle of pushups having to wear backpack full of bricks and one Drill instructor is was in the middle of yelling at one squad leader trainee because he collapsed while doing the back breaking push ups. The Drill instructor's face is twisted in look of rage.

In the Special weapons depot A supply clerk can be seen in the middle of picking his nose and his elbow having knocked over a cup of tea, the Tea is about to spill on top of a dozen requstion forms that the clerk how just finished signing.

by the Plastic shield generator a riflemen can be seen sticking his hand in it on a dare looking closely one can see the skin on his hand to be in mid melt. Every last one of the Army men and their building and gear is stuck in time.

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

The narrator take this time to explain the rules of PARADOX-BILLIARDS-VOSTROYAN-ROULETTE-FOURTH DIMENSIONAL-HYPERCUBE-CHESS-STRIP POKER to our friend unfamiliar with the game.

however, due to the creator being very decidedly against "new-fangled technology", he implanted a MEMETIC AGENT in the explanation that frequently messes with 6TH DIMENSIONAL RADIO, so only some of it may be heard.

First, we start with unlocking your KING PIECE, devilishly trapped in the SUDOKU CAGE...*crackle, crackle*... After opening the TIMECUBE, both players draw 5 GUNS, with only one loaded... *crackle*... both players then try their might at ALCHEMIZING the item the RANDOM ITEM GENERATOR generated... *Hissing noises*... This is around the time the traditional TEA AND SCONE BREAK is initiated, typical discussion consisting of Armenian politics... *silence*... Finally, the UKULELE DUEL grants the final, and greatest amount of POINTS. The winner is the player who has collected enough ELF TEARS to satisfy the WEASEL KING.

Click to shrink...

I see your references, but no sadly, you only explained the first phase of round one. Each round has three phrase, with each phase being randomly chosen from a collection of 10363955284529 different games, each with their own unique rules. Trust me, I only posted one of its many tites; if I posted the full title, it would crash the server.

 

[Catsuki_Subaru]

The narrator take this time to explain the rules of PARADOX-BILLIARDS-VOSTROYAN-ROULETTE-FOURTH DIMENSIONAL-HYPERCUBE-CHESS-STRIP POKER to our friend unfamiliar with the game.

however, due to the creator being very decidedly against "new-fangled technology", he implanted a MEMETIC AGENT in the explanation that frequently messes with 6TH DIMENSIONAL RADIO, so only some of it may be heard.

First, we start with unlocking your KING PIECE, devilishly trapped in the SUDOKU CAGE...*crackle, crackle*... After opening the TIMECUBE, both players draw 5 GUNS, with only one loaded... *crackle*... both players then try their might at ALCHEMIZING the item the RANDOM ITEM GENERATOR generated... *Hissing noises*... This is around the time the traditional TEA AND SCONE BREAK is initiated, typical discussion consisting of Armenian politics... *silence*... Finally, the UKULELE DUEL grants the final, and greatest amount of POINTS. The winner is the player who has collected enough ELF TEARS to satisfy the WEASEL KING.

Click to shrink...

N-no...it's too much...i'm...i'm...
A S C E N D I N G

 

[Ranger_Strider_]

Well this is interesting... A cloaked shadow rolls onto the scene on a motorcycle from somewhere, perhaps through the fourth wall?
To kill a Godmodder huh? Sounds fun... A cruel grin spreads over the shadow's face, his eyes gleaming red.
Might as well get Started!

1. COMING THROUGH! Attempt to run the Godmodder over via motor-cycle (and maybe jank the weapons?)
2/3. I might as well bring in someone who would love to kill you as well, can't just have all the fun for myself. This time... I suppose I'll call in someone who hates false gods. Beginning to summon The Monster of God (2/5).

OOC. Ello all! Joining in to put down the godmodder (along with those filthy neutrals along the way)!

 

[Stikes]

OOC. Ello all! Joining in to put down the godmodder (along with those filthy neutrals along the way)!

Click to shrink...

"Hey! We aren't all madpeople who want to give the GM 7 actions or resurrect everything as a boomer!" I shout.

Glares surreptitiously at Eevee.

 

[Ranger_Strider_]

"Hey! We aren't all madpeople who want to give the GM 7 actions or resurrect everything as a boomer!" I shout. Glares surreptitiously at Eevee.

Click to shrink...

You and the other True Neutrals get spared from the list for now, but do consider neutral good. The Neutral Goods are spared permanently. Ever go chaotic neutral and I CUT YOU!
Also: this Eevee... IS ON THE LIST.

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

Here are the Rules for Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker:

Each round of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker consists of 3 phases. In Round 1, the challenger, aka me, gets to choice all 3 games (the mercy/pity rule is not invoked. YOU MUST PLAY ALL 3 GAMES, NO MATTER WHAT). In Round 2 the challenged get to pick the game (same rules apply here.). Finally, in Round 3, all the games are put into a giant spinney thing and 3 games are randomly choices by each player sticking a hand in and grabbing one, with the last game grabbed by a flying bird. The rules also state that each game must be equally playable for both players, so, for example: if player B can't stand the cold, Player A cannot pick a game that requires extended contact with anything cold. Players are stripped of any and all abilities, meaning neither players can do anything a normal human can't. This game will (theoretically) take 9 turns, making it a 27 action post, but if one side ends up stomping the other, it should only take 18.
YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW, Pluff0?