Defeat The Godmodder

Moniker · Mar 28, 2019

EternalStruggle said:
ES spends two actions operating the mortar, just to be safe since one might get eaten, and fires it straight at DLE!Pionoplayer, taking him out of commission.

Then, he turns around against the Defender Captain, and dumps the Spider-B-Gone can at his feet. "Right, you're going to explain why this can only had air in it. And don't try to tell me it's an escaped gas that's odourless and colourless, I scanned it while the can was intact and zilch came up."

In fact, two of your actions get eaten! You run around doing 16 Lemon Quest parts. Now you need to get the GET from the POST.

In any event, you dump the Spider-B-Gone, and demand answers.

Defender Captain: Oh, no. It's HIS influence again. Go An Na's.

Defender Captain: He probably emptied the can as soon as we gave it to you! He wants to drive a wedge between us and prevent us from working together.

Defender Captain: ...Listen, after this, anything else we give to help you might turn out the same way. We'll take extra care next time.

Defender Captain: I'm very sorry about this.

Ranger_Strider_ said:
FOCUS!
HOOK! BEGONE! I summon and throw the crocodile which has tormented him for years. I have enhanced the Croc to be many times faster and stronger. Get him Kill him....

Hook sprints away, and he manages to escape! ...Only to take 165,000 exhaustion damage.

Alastair Dragovich said:
Due to still having the Ring of Temptation and due to being distracted by something, Alistair this turn decides to do the Lemon Quest on behalf of the people with the three most effective actions that would otherwise be intercepted by Lemon Quest. Naturally, since he's doing it for himself and another person, this makes each lemon Quest Action twice as effective!

You complete 24 parts of Lemon Quest, AND prepare to complete 24 more parts whenever anybody feels tempted to complete 8 parts!

Karpinsky said:
FOCUS
I challenge the Blind Seer to a little game: the Rain of Dice
A bunch of dice will rain down from above, and if the Seer can predict how they'll all land, he wins a prize!
He and I both know that his seer powers will let him win this, but that's not worrying either of us. So I have him write out his prediction.

And then the dice start to fall. Red dice and blue dice, octets and d20s, even a few inert Paradox Roller Dice! They all bounce off the Blind Seer as they fall, first harmlessly, then with more and more intensity. As they bounce off, each die rolls on the ground for a bit before coming to a stop.

By the time the rain is finished and all the dice have landed, the Blind Seer is that much worse for wear. You'd think he'd have seen it coming!

But hey, his predictions were all correct! So he deserves a prize, right? And that prize is nothing other than a shotgun... to the face.

KA-BLAM! He didn't see THAT coming. Blind Seer slain!

CaptainNZZZ said:
So attacking the Unsealed Darkshard inflicts the attacker with Bad Luck, a status effect I've honestly forgotten the potency of. The status effect resistance miniboss provides the Temporal Guardian could counter Bad Luck but better safe than sorry.

In preparation for the Temporal Guardian attacking the Unsealed Darkshard I infuse my entity with Good Luck for this turn. Reaching out I grasp the unseen strands of Fate linked to the Temporal Guardian I take care to reweave them to improve the Temporal Guardian's Fate for the turn. A touch of Good Luck to counteract the future Bad Luck involved with attacking the Unsealed Darkshard. (x1)

Oh, Wesley Crusher! I remember him from Next Generations, the good...and the not so good. Still I'm familiar with his character and the fact he's supposed to be a genius. Of course his curiosity always screws him over and when he has an ability like Improve!A, onwards to exploitation!

I begin sending thoughts into Wesley's mind, idle pondering of how that Temporal Guardian looks really quite intriguing. Just like how he once thought of using a model tractor beam to create a force field Wesley begins to think of ways to improve the Temporal Guardian.

In fact, this stream of ideas begin to ramp up until Wesley can't help but feel he needs to improve the Temporal Guardian. This need becomes so intense, Wesley now generating all the related ideas and thoughts without need of my subtle thought implanting, the young man can't even think of subversive improvements. All he can think of is improving the capabilities of the Temporal Guardian, his actual loyalties temporarily forgotten in his inventive fever.

A worthy use of Wesley's turn to be honest, he always did do something to hurt his own side in the show. (x2)

The Temporal Guardian is infused with Good Luck! He prepares to strike down this annoyance!

Wesley, powered by references to his original appearances, prepares to work!

DanganMachin said:
1. I put on my yellow lemon disguise.
2. I work on the mortar to uprgrade it and make it does more damage.
3. I taunt all of the [PG] entities

2 of your actions would have been eaten, but Alastair Dragovich goes and does 16 extra parts of Lemon Quest for you!

Your yellow lemon disguise is now equipped! Now... you're... a lemon...?

Mortar upgraded!

The PG entities get REALLY mad at you! Who does that lemon think he is? Wait a minute... a LEMON? This can't stand!

At least one PG entity is guaranteed to go at Lemon Quest this turn!

Vylad said:
Action One: I ready myself with my Infinity Gauntlet and swords, and use the cheat-code...

Action Two: I summon a Progenitor Machine and order a clone to make more men in our Minecraft homes. (+30 Clones every turn, automatically equipped with sonic guns).

Action Three: My 300 clones do a united push against a singular enemy, let's say Momonga.

(Also, I have Wound-healer equipped right now do I not? It should heal me from any injury or ailmet apart from Death correct?)

Using the Cheat Code, at first, nothing happens. Then, suddenly, you see a new notification appear:

"Lemon Quest is now HARD MODE!"

You flip to the next page of your cheat book:

The code on the previous page was a trick! If you entered it without reading ahead, we hope you've been taught a valuable lesson about playing legitimately, or at least seeking external confirmation!

With Lemon Quest now in HARD MODE, its twice as hard to complete parts! Now each action completes 4 parts instead of 8!

Your clones all attack Momonga, dealing 100,000 damage! They all end up dead in the process. Luckily, your new Minecraft home progenitor machine is working to replace them!

(Wound healer can be used as an item to immediately bring you back to full health. It can be used infinite times.)

Bill Nye said:
OOC: Almost done preparing for my story.

Action 1-3: I perform a massive combo involving RPG's, the army, players talking about their favorite moment in Homestuck, pie, another pie that is poisonous and a fan of The Godmodder who I used as a weapon on the unSealed Throne.

One of your actions would've been stolen, but Alastair Dragovich covered for you!

The Players talking about their favorite moment in Homestuck seals the deal, making the combo truly devastating! 160,000 damage to the Unsealed Throne!

The_Two_Eternities said:
2 actions: I take the hook of Captain Hook in mortal combat. Well, more like I rip off the arm with the hook leaving him to die of blood loss, but the hook is now mine, so I technically took it.

1 action: I attack Momonga... with Captain Hook's hook arm. I basically just swing it around in circles and hope that I'm the right distance away from Momonga for my inane improvised weapon to do damage. When that doesn't work, I just hit him with the arm incessantly.

You acquire Captain Hook's hook! Now, its The_Two_Eternities's hook! Also, Captain Hook is dead.

Momongo easily gets out of the way of your attack! However, seeing you randomly swinging the hook around deals 60,000 intimidation damage to him!

Crusher48 said:
Free Action: Hey defenders, what exactly is your alternate win condition?

Action 1: I use a mass mental attack to daze all of the NPCs in cakequest. Now that they can't make us sit through their dialogue, this should go much faster!

Action 2: Unless the defenders gave a good answer to my question about the alternate win conditions, I use telekinesis to manipulate the Mortar's shot, causing it to be sent back into their own tower! As the shot was fired from within their walls, and mortars are capable of going over walls anyways, this should ignore their walls and barriers to score a direct hit on the tower. As this is a long-range telekinesis with no visual effects (because I suppressed all of those), they shouldn't even know who did it.

Action 3: I create a beacon of Speed II in the lemon quest area, massively boosting everyone's speed to complete the quest. If action 2 was disrupted by lemon quest, I do this as action 2 instead and then execute my actual plan for action 2 here.

Look, they're just being neutral for the sake of snowballing up a bunch of defenses. If we don't stop them now, they'll build up enough to be really difficult to bring down when we finally deal with all other threats.

Defender Captain: In order to achieve the Alternative Victory and escape the side quest, you need to go to the Ruins of Namelessness. Getting there requires crossing the Plains of Passage, defending the Village of Violence, and digging a railroad tunnel through the Cold Mountain.

Defender Captain: You'll need to Scout all of these locations using your actions before you can start working on them.

Defender Captain: Crusher, please. If you destroy this tower, our very beings will cease to exist. We're trying to help you. Stop trying to use our mortar against us.

The Mortar is designed so that it can't be rotated to point at the Tower, in any case.

Clicking through NPC dialogue, accidentally selecting "yes" to "do I need to repeat myself", and getting stuck in such eternal cycles was half the time required to beat Lemon Quest! All Lemon Quest part completion doubled!

Constructing a beacon is more difficult than you thought. In order to project the radius you need, you'll need billions of metal blocks to construct a 1000-block-tall pyramid. You'll probably have to extend it down into the Void. More actions are required, but you've started.

Dragon of Hope?!? said:
Since I said that I would waste my actions if I lost, but never said how I would waste them, I charge 3 cp.

All actions wasted!

JukeBot said:
Action 1-3: I create a highly realistic facsimile of Jonathon Joestar, with firey powers that look like hamon but actually run off the fuel source at its core and a very similar personality, and mind edit it to be a [PG] character. This way, Dio will fight Fake!Jonathon and leave the [PG] side because he couldn't bear to be on the same side as his mortal enemy. Also, I have a death switch implanted inside Fake!Jonathon that any [AG] player can activate and instantly kill him with.

Fake Jonathan Joestar appears! Dio is convinced - he's joining your team now!

pionoplayer said:
First, a suggestion to the other players:
We've dealt with itsy bitsy, ES is confronting the tower defenders, if they try to divert attention again, we've got enough trouble off of our backs that we can inquire as to what the 'secret escape methods' are and start working on them. If not, we need to do snowball mitigation and blast them. In fact, it might be best to prepare for a fight. They very conspicuously are not helping us at all.

Next, some info:
G!me never really had major interactions with players in large group beyond his home reality's second godmodding war, unless... Ah, yes. That event. Alright that's good to know what timeframe he's from at least.
Second of all: He's me, I'm him, sort of a roundabout circle of Pionos. Yes, I summoned myself, but it's from a standing of 'outside fictional metacognition'. There's a bunch of me scattered across different fictional multiverses and sometimes that leads to a recursive effect where they're each fictional to each other's realities, such as what happened here. Normally the fictions they reside in are esoteric and unknown enough that searching out and finding those sources is an enormous waste of time, not even taking into account the absurdly huge amounts of power required to open up a trans-fictional bridge. In this case, I had a stooge with enough power to do both of those actions: Go An Na. I wasn't sure it would work honestly, it's pretty difficult to pull in multiple mes to one area at once, especially without obliterating yourself in the process (which obviously didn't happen because Go An Na isn't dead yet) but it seems that all in all, it's worked out alright so far.

I suppose that if you need notes for future events I can pull up the old doctorate thesis on Pionology I (not this me another one) wrote that goes into more detail about how this whole 'multiple Pionos on similar wavelengths' thing works. It's pretty long though, with lots of technical terms, so I'd probably have to upload in multiple parts the same way we usually read books.

Finally, more info but for somebody else:
Welcome to another reality, different-me. Currently all of existence is on hold because a guy by the name of Go An Na (yes, I know, I promise this guy doesn't share a powerset) has manipulated the power of paradox rolls (merged with the power of entropy under this reality's set of laws. It has a bit less of a 'random' effect but instead operates to give Go An Na immense control over the situation, who usually just makes chaos happen. Either way, using Oblivion's Destroyer at the current moment is definitely not a good idea so you should table that particular item, at least until Go An Na's been taken down.) to enable a forced-reboot of reality, sending it back to its very starting initial conditions, which would eventually lead right back up to this event happening again, where it reboots, and so on and so forth forever. All of reality trapped in an eternal timeloop where nothing ends and nothing begins.
Upon Go An NA attempting to do this reboot, a powerful time-based entity summoned earlier in the godmodding war that's currently on hold time stopped all of reality barring a single dimension, preventing Go An Na from arriving and resetting everything. Go An Na got upset and tossed us into the results of the other "minimum number" rolls. That of those still relevant are as follows:
What's left of the Sealed Bosses (this reality's equivalent of Terrors. Basically they come with multiple phases)
The League Of Most Hated Fictional Characters (A somewhat failed mechanism meant to act as a mass spawn. The method by which I tricked Go An Na into summoning you here. Speaking of which, as Piono to Piono, I've got a few things I think I can offer you for when we finish up with Go An Na. Can't pull you in on my schemes without offering something in return, can I?)
Lemon Quest (this shouldn't be a problem for you, personally, but Lemonquest steals Player actions on the regular, which decreases our fighting force's power and lowers the number of supporting actions I can give you)
Cursed Gear (We actually have this mostly handled. Basically we got saddled with cursed items we had to remove. A couple of players still have them but I believe that's because they're intending to do something with them)
Tower Defenders (an artificial group of players who are defending a tower that must be destroyed. Except there's supposedly other ways out of the sidequest that they've offered to show us, and they claim to be helping us fight off the other events. Notably, they have not helped us fight off the other events)

Extra general information you might find useful:
Players here are vulnerable whenever there aren't enough entities on the field, as opposed to when max power Godmodders specifically bend all their energy to that purpose.
Godmodding is much more exclusive in this reality, it goes by the rule of 2, passed down from master to teacher onwards and onwards.
Additionally, it doesn't run on its own exclusive power source. Godmodding here runs on soul power, specifically souls taken from slain players. I doubt (though am not totally certain) killing players would give you more power at the present moment, you'd have to manufacture yourself a soul orb, which would probably take more time than we have right now, or take someone elses, which would put you at mercy of that 'rule of 2' so it would be at best a temporary fix. Since their Godmodding is not your Godmodding I don't know how much power killing the present Godmodder would give you, but it probably wouldn't be more than you've already got locked up in your scythes. Make plans if you want to go up against the current scourge of reality is what I'm saying I guess, because what you have right now won't cut it.
Finally, something that will be of use to you when/if you head back to your home reality: Get out of dodge. You're lodged headfirst in a deathtrap and that deal you're about to take is going to block off the exit. I believe taking that deal is what normally leads to your in-canon death. Do something else, you've got time.

P!Pionoplayer: actionating; go!
Fortunately I haven't got anything important to do that requires large amounts of flavor text because I already wrote a lot.
Instead I whip out a trio of attack shields and sprinkle them liberally on G!Piono's head, giving him defense against the next three attacks.
"Personal opinion: biggest threats right now are the Throne (which still has one more phase after this one, be wary of that) and Lemonquest. Your health has been chopped down by more than 80% and I'm willing to bet you've taken a similarly large cut to your defensive capabilities. 3 health is not a good number to be sitting at and we want you to have as many allies and allied actions to sit behind as possible, which those two provide the biggest danger to."

+3 attack shields to G!Pionoplayer!

G!Pionoplayer's post:

I thank P!Pionoplayer for the notes. You see, this new P!Pionoplayer has spent a lot of time developing his powers. He knew he'd end up being an assistant to another Pionoplayer at a different point (see the field of Pionology for more details as to how that is) so he was always prepared to work for and with one. This helps make sure he has no desire to ever turn against me. P!Pionoplayer has been somewhat shunned by the other Players of his group, and so will spend most of his time interacting with me (though occasionally he can talk to to other NPCs if I give him dialogue)

ACTIONS:
This turn I take my fellow Pionoplayer's suggestion and blast the Unsealed Throne with three beams of white-hot laser fire.

ENTITY ORDERS:
I suggest to P!Pionoplayer that he should try to take out some of the weaker entities around.

(OOC: Hey Moniker, is there any way I could do the writing for P!Pionoplayer? I want to make sure he stays in-character.)

Ah... I don't think you doing the writing is really possible, G!Pionoplayer...

In fact, its still really unusual for you to be summoned here... let me see, doing my checks... I've got a backup of the entirety of the pre-Crash internet here on my old hard drive... I'm just gonna look through it to see if the fictional story you're from is in there...

In any case. 300,000 damage to the Unsealed Throne!

UnderlingMaster said:
Can I charge for 10 goes to create a brain scrangler?

It's a grey snake covered in wiggling pink protrusions that drip with mucous. If a dying creature of any alignment gets near it, it'll invade and turn it into a Scrangling.

Scranglings share most traits with their original hosts, but will degrade over time. They grow scranglings within them, and if they kill something they'll implant a scrangler.

You can, but not right now - there's the curse of No Charging! But, as you said, you can try to do it without charging...

That-Random-Guy said:
Curse of no charging is on at the moment. For now, help destroy the minions of the biggest threat to everyone ever.

FOCUS

As, yes, the Lemon Quest and its 174654 parts. I have my powers, I have a gun, I know someone who's been studying programming for quite a while, and so I spend my actions preparing to split in half. (Creating a 1-shot item that assists attempts to divide in two the number of remaining actions for Lemon Quest)

You prepare...

UnderlingMaster said:
In that case, I try to create it anyway, hoping that I can muster enough strength without chargin.

You make one SCRANGLING! It'll disappear as soon as you complete the current quest. Help it get kills so it can make more!

JOEbobobob said:
[0] I ask the Temporal Guardian if they remember a player called Srovy.
[0] I ask Moniker whether any from of Arbiter power uses he made in the past- Say, to remove certain people from the field and keep them off- would continue to function, despite his lack of Arbiter control, at full power.

PRIORITY ONE) I go get DLE!JOE's Corpse, making sure not to get infected by the THYME! radiating off him in the process. Sure, the Power Boost inherent in it could be nice, but the unavoidable permanent vulnerability would be a prob-leeem...
Priority Two) I shine a teal light on the tower, revealing what events have occurred there in the past, when the previous players were there. As noted by moniker back when I asked about Third Eye, this is a one-action thing to do. Was there betrayal?
Priority Three) I Loot DLE!JOE's Corpse while wearing some clothes covered in Oregano to ward off the THYME!

OOC: If you want to get put on notice JOEbob, then please, continue this line of inquiry.

One roll is stolen by Lemon Quest! You complete 8 parts!

You get DLE!JOE's corpse! It's now in the most secure containment facility possible in Minecraft. You can do as you wish with it.

You notice a few fragments of old Players wandering around... you see ghost images of then. There are a few different Players you can see. You see one of them enter a nearby cave...

Entering the cave and looking around, it initially seems like an ordinary minecraft cave. Some torches line the walls, preventing natural spawns, and all ore deposits can be seen. As you advance further in, you eventually run up against the side of some kind of base - wooden plank blocks with a door and stairs leading inside.

Entering inside, you can see a decent-sized room with a bed, a handful of chests with normal Minecraft items, and other normal trappings of an unsophisticated but functional underground base. Conspicuously, one block of the wall is cobblestone rather than regular stone - breaking it, you see a chest underneath, and inside you find the real treasures of this base:

You get the Perfect Condition Journal and the Weather-beaten journal!

The Perfect Condition Journal seems to repel dust, water, and anything else that could destroy it. The Weather-beaten journal has no such protections.

Each journal is full of entries! One action = reading one entry! The stories within the journals are captivating, and so you don't need to worry about Lemon Quest interfering.

Cephalos Jr. said:
Uneaten Action 1: I warn the Curse of No Charging about Pionoplayer(from DLE) charging his Smashpost ability.
All Other Uneaten Actions: I warn all allied entities about the dangers of being jealous of something when it's not threatening to take anything of yours away. Not only does it lead to infighting, it causes you to be incorrect, and that's the worst! The Barracks and Autosoldiers, of course, also hear this. The [PG] entities don't.

All your actions remain uneaten!

The Curse of No Charging sets DLE!Pionoplayer's charge back to 0! Dang, is what he says!

The allied entities take your word to heart. This turn, nobody will grow jealous of Boruto. THIS turn.

Ender_Smirk said:
The Heir picks up the bundles of silk the spider turned into. Gotta love backpack mods. In any event, he moves over to see the DLE Piono preparing for a smashpost. If this is anything like the Piono here's smashposts, the death toll would be catastrophic unless aimed at a Godmodder. So the Heir does the only logical thing. He rushes around the DLE Piono, using the silk to tie him up, blazing an incredibly fast pace as his hoodie glows red. This alone might capture the DLE Piono for a minute, at max. But then, something happens. The threads of silk all begin glowing with the same sort of red as the Heir has been. The threads quickly all are fully glowing, and an image seems to be superimposed over the DLE Piono, an image of a gear, in the same red glow. As the symbol appears, the Heir's energy seems to be drawn to the thread, which he holds the end of, and simultaneously, DLE Piono becomes frozen, or at least significantly slowed, in time.

An action is stolen. 8 lemon quest parts are complete. A "Pg Dn" key needs to be gotten from the keyboard.

DLE!Piono is frozen! He can't act this turn!

The quiet watcher said:
The quiet watcher sits down in front of Wesley Crusher, a chess board between them. Being Wesley, he wasn't the sort of person that would turn down a chance to prove how much better he was when compared to everyone else. When it failed to achieve a checkmate in record time, he actually started paying attention to the game and his opponent, leaving himself open to the most dangerous weapon that could be used against him. A speech.

"You know, you can tell a lot about a person by the games they play and how they play them. Preferences, behaviors, temperaments, and even how people make decisions are all hidden in a person's moves, visible to those that know how to read them. You, for example, are someone used to being the best, preferring to prove your superiority against your foes as fast as you can. Normally, such things get crushed out of Starfleet bridge-members for a good reason, as such an urge is rather easy to exploit in a command chain. The fact that you still have it means that you are either that good, or were too tough for them to handle. Still, there's one thing that puzzles me." He paused as he stared at the pieces between both of them, before making another move. "Why you sided with a being that stands against everything your position stands for. The GoAnNa wishes to end the forward flow of time, locking everything into place to never change, never grow, never improve." He examined the board as Wesley made his move before he continued speaking.

"Nothing in the way you play suggests a motive for wanting to stop everything. Nothing in the way you hold yourself suggests that you hate everything, unlike the obvious disdain that old Goldie over there has for everyone around him. No hints as to why you aim to stop time, though your moves show serious thought behind them. Nothing that could suggest insanity within your moves, yet you fight for everything that is against your beliefs. A calm air as we play, yet you stand in the battleground where everything will be decided." He frowned as he lost a rook, clearly putting great thought into the board and his opponent. "The only thing I can think of is that you honestly don't know what the GoAnNa is planning, yet even that should be obvious with a quick examination of the circumstances. Then again, you did just arrive. Even someone like you needs some time to figure everything out, no?" He sighed as he took Wesley's queen, cementing himself as Wesley's toughest challenge yet as their game continued.

In the end though, the game was concluded, and both of them stood up once more. The quiet watcher stares at Wesley for a moment longer, before asking one last question. "So, will you stand against everything you knew, or will you help us fight against the GoAnNa?"

Wesley Crusher hems and haws over the decision. Its clear that everything in his character goes against his current alignment. But... Go An Na is so TEMPTING!

He'll think about it. This turn, he'll help improve the Temporal Guardian.

Krill13 said:
Eyowe, being the (outward) gentleman of [Lemon] Quest that he is, takes the [Lemon] Quest Hater's Hat. This turns him into the [Lemon] Quest er. Just remove that one space and the guy becomes the [Lemon] Quester. As such, he now does [Lemon] Quest parts like a regular [Lemon] Quest-goer. Hooray for Eyowe's "advertising" project, that's one more person doing [Lemon] Quest!

But wait, there are still two more Hat on the guy. How could Eyowe have forgotten? Eyowe takes both Hat off of him. Instead of having Hatred for [Lemon] Quest, he now has "red" for it. What does "red" mean? Why, it's the color of love of course, so "red" means love, and that means the [Lemon] Quester has 65% red and is sustained by red of [Lemon] Quest.

The Lemon Quester is now the Lemon Quester! He immediately begins having an identity crisis, unable to reconcile his current self with what came before. Lemon Quester now has 65% identity crisis! In anger at his inability to find his true identity, he lashes out at what he loves: Lemon quest!

GoldHero101 said:
After counting all the bosses... "Oh god."

3 ACTION FOCUS - NEEDS MONADO: I scavenge around for the Monado WHILE doing Lemon Quest! Multi-tasking!

24 Lemon Quest parts complete! As it turns out, Monado is one of the Lemon Quest items! Do you want to use an exploit to get it and keep Lemon Quest moving anyway? It might cause glitches...

Paradoxdragonpaci said:
(X1)myselves begin a new Lemon Quest Project:infiltrate the Council of Fetch Quests legally and with minimum Negative-Karma...which basically mean being Honest Politicians.They begin by first petitioning to make their Party a Thing(tm) And writing down their ideals and Party Mottos

(x2) I make some Superior Dark Chocolate:
I first Begin by melting some coconut oil harvested from a coconut from a(fruit)Tree of Life and glows with a white halo in a small pot over the trusty Platinum stove top on a low heat
Once melted,I remove the oil from the heat and add the Superior cocoa powder,harvested from the same fruit Tree of Life,some really potent honey created from Bees that harvest the Blood of Gods and sealed in a Wax Hexagon that radiates pure power, a few drops of Ambrosia and a single Vanilla pod,harvested from the Grand Farm
I then Whisk everything completely until there are no remaining lumps of cocoa powder and the honey has dissolved into the chocolate mixture before Pouring the heavenly chocolate into Pure molds and transferred it to the freezer for a solid hour

You create The Party - a new and cool entrant to the Council of Fetch Quests, they're a political powerhouse with significant influence! A vote will soon be held to see if quartering the number of actions required for Lemon Quest is a viable course of action.

You create the Superior Dark Chocolate and add it to your inventory! One action is stolen by Lemon Quest, however. You complete 8 parts!

Captain.Cat said:
Looking over the field of battle I decide that the best course of action is to bring Superman back down to earth so he can hopefully take out one of our enemies, or save a lost puppy or something. 'I wish for Superman to be pulled back to earth so he is no longer Levitated!' Suddenly in a flash of red light a red rope appears tied around Superman's wrist and at the other end of the rope is a automatic rope puller machine. I step over to the machine and push the start button and it roars to life and starts pulling the rope down and with it Superman. (3 CP)

One action stolen!

Superman is pulled almost all of the way back down to Earth! After this turn, he'll be back.

Winkins said:
...

I begin work on an anti-levitation field, said machine work is building itself as I continue to simply lay limp, facefirst on the ground.

...

Work is done, but two of your actions get taken by lemon quest... now you have to get the depression from the sadness...

The Ego said:
I push a green button.

I turn on the UV lights in my biodome on and then shove Dio into it. Into the biodome that is. The UV lights instantly kill him, assuming the sun wasn't outside to kill him first.

I throw a flying martian fly trap (exotic plant. very exotic) at the blind seer, and it catches on their fly. It then explodes.

Dio hisses! No! Wait! HE'S ON YOUR SIDE! NOOO! 120,000 damage!

One action got stolen by Lemon Quest. Now you have to get the Jojo reference from the anime!

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AG:

Dio regenerates all his health, and attempts to use vampire powers on your new enemy, Jonathan Joestar! Jonathan Joestar uses Hamon to dodge...

The Temporal Guardian uses his Good Luck to shield himself from negative effects, and slices the Unsealed Darkshard to pieces with two quick hits! The outdated boss stands no chance against the newest entity models. Unsealed Darkshard slain!

Gandalf blows Momonga to bits!

Misaka Mikoto, Boruto, and the Scrangler attack the Unsealed Throne for 260,000 damage!

Old Man Henderson finishes his analysis, and clicks his Shotgun. Its time to blow these foolish Go An Na followers to bits!

Superman returns to Earth. Or rather, returns to being able to fly normally. He's back in business!

PG:

The Sealed Summonspitter gets shot into nothingness by the drones! Sealed Summonspitter slain! It promptly resurrects as... the UNSEALED SUMMONSPITTER! Fitting, as its going to summon Minecraft enemies now. Take it out!

The TRUE DARKSHARD rises from its ashes! Now, its time to do the gimmicky fight ALL OVER AGAIN!

Then, the True Darkshard hears a hissing from behind him! He doesn't even have time to look around - BAM! goes the Creeper! The True Darkshard is thrown up into the air, and the back down onto the ground - however, the glass of his body is so sharp, it immediately breaks the block beneath him! And the block beneath that, and the one beneath that! This continues, digging a 1x1 tunnel straight down, and violating the ultimate rule of Minecraft - never dig straight down.

Eventually, the True Darkshard tunnels right through bedrock and goes flying downwards, screaming, arms outstretched, into the void. No mirror needed. He's not getting back up.

True Darkshard no longer an issue!

DLE!Pionoplayer struggles against his chains!

The Unsealed Throne spends his turn attempting to do Lemon Quest! Being a King, he can order a bunch of people to just give him stuff. He ends up completing 40,000 parts.

Fake Jonathan Joestar slams his fist into Dio's face, dealing 50,000 damage!

Wesley Crusher decides its time to switch sides. He joins up with your side, and works on the Temporal Guardian a bit - giving him a slightly better regeneration ability!

N:

The Defenders set up two autoturrets to shoot at the enemies automatically!

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The League of Most Hated Fictional characters... you've tried your best to subvert their appearance, and have had SOME success. But now, all but one is on the field. And here comes the very last...

It's Frisk. Frisk from Undertale. They stroll up, as genderless as ever, ready to enforce pacifism.

Frisk isn't helping you. No way! You're an incredibly violent bunch. Frisk is an advocate of Pacifism, of not fighting! They join no side, not even the defenders, and decide they want to stop EVERYONE fighting! Frisk is here, on the [V] team!

Here's how Frisk works: Any entity that engages Frisk will leave with the status effect Pacified. What this does... well, you'll see. In any case, entities won't attack Frisk unless specifically ordered... but! Frisk can force an entity to engage them once per turn.

Frisk has set up 3 respawn points for themselves around this Minecraft world. If you don't destroy their respawn points, Frisk will simply load their SAVE with full health when they die! How are respawn points in Minecraft equivalent to Undertale's SAVEing? ...Don't question it.

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Hey, Players! Don't forget, EVERYONE in the League of Most Hated Characters needs to die, even the ones you befriend! Making them [AG] does NOT make you exempt from having to kill them! Recruiting them doesn't solve anything... They're still representations of Go An Na's influence!

In any case, the Arbiter Action is all set! Use it as you will!

MINECRAFT VALLEY:

ITINERARY:
-Destroy the Tower to Win the Sidequest you're currently in!
-Find a way to finish Lemon Quest!
-Kill every Sealed Boss!
-Remove ALL the harmful items from everybody's inventory!
-Defeat the League of Most Hated Fictional Characters! Even [AG] members of the League need to die!
-Suggest a good action for the Arbiter Action!

Arbiter Power: Ready!

Field Effects: Lemon Quest promotion (Non-boss enemies have a 10% chance to do lemon quest)

[V]Frisk: 20/20 HP, Pacify!A (99.999% damage resistance)

[V]Frisk Respawn Point A: Wooden Mansion: 100% intact
Frisk Respawn Point B: Mile-long wall of beds: 100% intact
Frisk Respawn Point C: Bed really well-hidden in a cave: 100% intact

[PG]Unsealed Throne: 780,000/1,500,000 HP, Levitatex3!A (Boss)

[PG]Unsealed Summonspitter: 800,000/800,000 HP, Mass-Summon!A (Boss)

[PG]Pionoplayer(from DLE): 325,000 HP, 70,000 x 5A, Special: Smashpost: 0/2

[PG]Lemon Quester: 65% Identity crisis (sustained by Identity crisis)

[PG]Fake Jonathan Joestar: 100,000 HP, 50,000A (immune to Dio's attacks)(self-destruct switch)

[PG]NPC: Managing Lemon Quest! 134,466 parts remaining! Functionality at 70%! 40 parts complete/turn! (Invincible)(All part completion x16!)(HARD MODE - all part completion halved!)

[AG - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 4,605,000/6,050,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: In use! (-10,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate)(+250,000 HP per turn)(miniboss)(poison resistant)(has spatial warping necklace - saves from fatal blow)

[AG]Misaka Mikoto: 305,000/350,000 HP, 100,000A, Special: Railgun: 1/2 (protected from 1 attack)

[AG]Old Man Henderson: 3,000,000/3,000,000 HP, 400,000 x 8A (analyzing the situation)(Super Heavy)(new skill developer)

[AG]Gandalf: 270,000 HP, 100,000 x 2A

[AG]Superman: -----/----- HP, One-Hit-Kill!A

[AG]Boruto: 200,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A (40% dodge rate)(one allied entity gets jealous of him every turn)

[AG]Dio: 650,000/700,000 HP, 200,000A (vampiric bite)(+300,000 HP/turn)

[AG]Wesley Crusher: 500,000/500,000 HP, Improve!A

[AG]Scrangler: 50,000 x 1 HP, 10,000 x 1A (makes more of itself every time it gets a kill, or a Player devotes a kill to it)

[AG]G!Pionoplayer: 3/3 HP (protected from 3 attacks)

[N]Cover Wall: 500,000 HP (can be used as shelter)(defending Tower as well)
Crystallized Shield: 100,000 HP (defending everything(

[N]Barracks: 600,000 HP (+10 AutoSoldiers/turn)
Autosoldiers: 10,000 x 20 HP, 5,000 x 20A

[N]Mortar: 400,000/400,000 HP, 450,000A (needs to be operated manually, can be fired once per turn)

[N]Autoturret: 200,000/200,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A
Autoturret: 200,000/200,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A

[N]Shield Crystal: 300,000/300,000 HP (restores 100,000 HP shield every turn)

[N]Defender Captain: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender A: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender B: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender C: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender D: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender E: 20/20 HP (designated mortar operator)

[N]The Tower: 500,000 HP

Curse of No Charging

PLAYERS:
Alastair Dragovich: 17/20 HP
Arsenical: 17/20 HP
Bill Nye: 20/20 HP (has Gauntlet)(has boots)
Captain.cat: 20/20 HP
CaptainNZZZ: 20/20 HP
Cephalos Jr.: 20/20 HP
Crusher48: 15/20 HP
Dangan_Machin: 20/20 HP (magical relic - saves from one death at 1 HP!)
Daskter: 20/20 HP (holding handful of shrapnel grenades)
Dragon of Hope?!?: 20/20 HP
Eevee Shadow Bacon: 20/20 HP (has Ring of Temptation - twice as susceptible to Cake Quest)
Ender_Smirk: 17/20 HP
EternalStruggle: 16/20 HP
FlamingFlapjacks: 17/17 HP (has tophat - contains 1 boots of slowness, 1 helmet of betrayal)
General_Urist: 20/20 HP
GoldHero101: 20/20 HP
Joebobobob: 20/20 HP
Jukebot: 20/20 HP
Karpinsky: 20/20 HP
Krill13: 20/20 HP (has Ring of Temptation x 5 - currently 800% susceptible to Cake Quest)
Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/20 HP (has superior dark chocolate)
P!Pionoplayer: 20/20 HP
Ranger_Strider_: 20/20 HP
That-Random-Guy: 20/20 HP
The_Quiet_Watcher: 20/20 HP
The_Two_Eternities: 20/20 HP
The Ego: 20/20 HP
Vylad: 20/25 HP (has wound healer)
Winkins: 30/20 HP (has Epipen)

Current Player Power: 50,000
You have the Weather-Beaten Journal and the Perfect Condition Journal.

Moniker · Mar 31, 2019

The_Two_Eternities said:
1 action: I read an entry of the Perfect Condition Journal.

2 actions: The Wooden Mansion is on fire. Collectively, we did not start the fire. Me, on the other hand... yeah, I totally started the fire.

Perfect condition journal:

Ah! Recently, I rolled a bad Paradox Roll, and I've been stuck in this delightful Minecraft world! However, I met a new friend: The Defender Captain! He's very nice, and he's given me instructions on how to escape. I will follow the instructions and surely overcome all obstacles!

Collectively, we ~3% started the fire. -33% wooden mansion intact-ness!

Crusher48 said:
Message to Defenders: Alright, there's a sidequest. However, we're currently busy and won't be able to help with the sidequest, and your snowballing efforts seem highly aggressive. So, if you want to not draw the ire of our forces, I would recommend that one of you man the mortar and fire it at a PG entity, while the rest of you complete the sidequest. Your tower is well-defended enough right now, and as far as I can tell, Go An Na's forces have yet to even try to attack it.

Entity Orders: Hey Superman, there's a Lemon Quest that needs to be solved for the safety of the universe. You have superspeed, that's a perfect thing for you to solve.

Action 1: I take a dazed NPC and induce a hallucination, making them think I already have the item they want. Thus, they give me the item that i need to give to the next NPC down the line, and then the next, and so on and so on until I can get the Lemon and end this quest.

If they don't fall for the hallucination, I use mind control on them to force them to hand over the item, then speed back through the rest of this stupid fetch quest.

Action 2: I summon an elite squad of Hypixel Bed Warriors, elite Minecraftians highly specialized at finding and smashing beds. They're sent after Frisk's respawn points to dig them up and smash them.

Action 3: Frisk isn't Chara, but they're still far too close for my liking. FAR too close. He's probably going to use "But It Refused" to prevent himself from dying once he drops to critical health.

Thankfully, while Frisk believes in utter genocide and cannot be stopped by any known means, Frisk has a strict moral code. He believes that anyone and everyone can be turned peaceful through enough effort and good ACTs. Super-idealistic, but it made sense for his home setting, where he had the ability to reset time every time he made a mistake, and 90% of the monsters he was encountering were misunderstood and weren't really scary monsters anyways.

But in the real world, talking doesn't solve all your problems. At some point, you have to FIGHT for the survival of your people.

Frisk. We're not fighting because we're evil. We're fighting because we're forced to. An eldritch entity known as Go An Na had just attempted to start a time loop. Not in an attempt to go back in time and fix what's right, but merely for amusement, watching everything repeat forever and ever for all eternity, with nothing truly being done. In a last bid, the Temporal Guardian was able to stop time in this dimension just before the time loop was set to begin. We were going to organize a measure to stop the time loop from occuring, but Go An Na detected us and interfered, unleashing all of its special attacks on us at the same time, and summoning several armies of minions.

If we didn't fight, reality would have ceased to exist by now. And unless you're somehow able to convince Go An Na to give up, we'll have to fight to survive. Even you should know that FIGHTing is sometimes the only option.

Based on Undertale lore, it is impossible for Frisk to have achieved a True Pacifist ending without having previously reached a Neutral ending. Such an ending would involve an encounter with Omega Flowey, a terrifying godlike abombination that required FIGHTing to resolve. Yes, it was actually defeated by gaining the aid of the other six SOULs it had captured, and yes, he had the option to spare him after he was defeated, but at the end of the day, he could not have stopped him without a fight.

At some point, Lemon Quest did a double mobius reacharound, and having one item wouldn't be enough anymore. Of course, you still progress 10,000 parts down the line with this method, but leaving parts uncompleted will almost certainly stab you in the butt later on. -15% Lemon Quest functionality!

Each of Frisk's bed points is now losing 3% intact-ness each turn!

Frisk ignores you. He shall pacify all.

Karpinsky said:
FOCUS

I put on a pair of X-Ray Goggles, which let me see through environment objects (like the ground) but which show entities and quest objectives (like Frisk's beds).

I look around and spot Frisk's third bed. I head over to it and create a Nether portal. I then shove the bed through the portal. Next time Frisk wakes up in it, the results will be surprisingly pyrotechnic.

(You end up using your goggles to help with Lemon Quest once. 8 parts complete, now you need to get the EYOWE from the PLACE THING)

You don't find the bed, but you do conclusively say that it is NOT in a very large area! -35% intact-ness!

Dragon of Hope?!? said:
So, no CP then? Oh well, I create a bull dozer that I order to destroy the Mile-long Wall Of Beds.

You use the bulldozer to help with Lemon Quest once, bulldozing 8 parts! Other than that, mountains of dropped bed items start causing lag! -32% intact-ness!

DanganMachin said:
1. I use the mortar on the wooden mansion.
2. I try to sit on the unsealed throne
3. I make appear explosive kamikaze penguin (you read that right) to attack the [PG] entities

If Frisk engages me, I hide in my soundproof costume like a tortoise, put my fingers in my ears and sing the belgium national anthem.

The first action is stolen by Lemon Quest! You complete 8 parts!

The Unsealed Throne is really controlled by the king sitting on it. Its called "The Throne" and not "The King" because the boss is a representation of the power of the Throne and kings in general. Its super deep, man. In any case, you and the king have an awkward shoving match to sit on the Throne which the King eventually wins.

The explosive kamikaze penguin runs up to the Unsealed Summonspitter and explodes, dealing 60,000 damage!

GoldHero101 said:
"Ok... I need this."

3 ACTION FOCUS - MONADO PURGE: I fly towards the wooden mansion respawn point and slice into the respawn point with the Monado, with Monando Purge. (I'mmmm doing this. I might regret this.)

Moniker... Bring us to the end of Lemon Quest! Or at least, help us!

One of your actions gets stolen by Lemon Quest! 8 parts complete! With the rest, you cut the wooden mansion to pieces! Entire swathes of blocks appear, and multiple beds within the mansion's disproportionately large number of bedrooms are destroyed! -34% mansion intact-ness!

Alright. Lemon Quest refuses to die, so maybe another Emergency Override could help!

EternalStruggle said:
ES informs the mile-long wall of beds that it is to be demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass, as was outlined in the local planning and development centre's basement. Behind the locked door with two tigers chained in front of it with the "keep out" sign, in the room filled with poison gas through the Nether Portal. There is a disappointing lack of cries of anguish from the inanimate objects, but it does mean he can get to work immediately with all his actions. Swiftly, a giant swathe of beds are turned to splinters by a massive wave of deconstructor robots. Then, after that, ES is informed that this reference doesn't make sense because he's doing this on the surface of the planet, so he calls the entire thing a total wash and just blows up a nuke next to it, conveniently right on top of some of the remaining beds.

Lemon Quest takes an action, as it is apparently wont to do. -8 parts to do.

The beds are destroyed by nukes and robots, and eventually thrown in a woodchipper and rebuilt as genuine wooden wastebaskets. -36% wall intact-ness!

General_Urist said:
I go over to the Wall of Beds and uproot a whole bunch of them. If they're bolted down, I pry them off with a crowbar. I then build a trebuchet and use it to fling all the uprooted beds through the windows of Frisk's wooden mansion.... y'know, the same mansion that is now (hopefully) ON !!FIRE!!.

-24% intact-ness to each of those bed structures! The wall of beds is reduced to only a small pile of beds at this point, and the mansion is crumbling to nothingness! Frisk is about to lose some of their resting places!

FlamingFlapjacks said:
I run over to the mortar, and take a look. It's good work, but compared to the weaponary I'm used to, it's pathetic. PATHETIC, I SAY. No offense to the mortar creators.
First, I hook it up to a few Dakka generators, which siphon Dakka from the Elemental Plane of Gun itself, increasing the firepower of the mortar. Then, I flex tape some extra guns to it, and more guns, and more gun, and- wait I already used the more guns joke oops. The unoriginality of this is quickly transmuted into more energy, powering up the mortar even more.
The mortar is upgraded! Not sure what effects this will have. Maybe it can be used twice, or just debuffs and splash?

You give the mortar a whole load of upgrades - now, enemies hit by it will be stunned and unable to act for a turn!

CaptainNZZZ said:
Hmmm, the Temporal Guardian is quite powerful in most categories yet there still is room for improvement. Nothing truly major but, as always, I will spend actions on my entities anyway.

Being classified as a miniboss is nice and all but I feel that might not be enough. Sure, it includes enough status effect resistance to shrug off the Sealed Zombie but Players have certainly managed to get around this level of resistance before. It needs to be improved to avoid the painful avenue known as status effects.

Weaving swarms of nanomachines from the ground I imbue them with both magical energy and metaphysical links to each other. Some energy is devoted to creating redundancy against take over and subversion but the vast majority go to making them mystically capable. I send the swarms to the Temporal Guardian to spread themselves evenly across its body before revealing their power.

You see, with appropriate patterns and symbols you can focus magical energy into a variety of roles like wards. However after a certain point only specialized wards can maintain their effectiveness, general purpose ones are simply unable to keep up with specialization. Thus normally it's a grueling task to properly layer wards due to the space needed for the highest tier wards.

Unless, of course, you have magically imbued nanomachines. The potency of wards are truly enhanced when the imagery making up the wards themselves can reconfigure instantly to match the situation. Screw you status effects, the Temporal Guardian has no time for your shenanigans! (x3)

Now, orders!

"Oh, my friend," I place a hand onto the Temporal Guardian's shoulder. "I feel it's time to deal with that Pionoplayer from DLE. I apologize for the intensity of them is current battle, I can only wait until we reach its conclusion and a proper 'welcome back' can be provided. Until then, keep up the good work!"

Wesley Crusher can work to improve the Temporal Guardian's dodge rate but otherwise leaving the other entities to pick their own targets seems acceptable, can't think of any truly terrible costs of leaving them be.

2 of your actions are cruelly taken from you by the monstrous Lemon Quest! 16 parts complete!

With your remaining action, you can only half-complete giving the Temporal Guardian an additional layer of status resistance. One more action will finish it.

The Temporal Guardian nods.

Ender_Smirk said:
Tugging DLE Piono right in front of Frisk, (I.E. getting him to engage since I don't want to come up with ways of keeping him stunned, and I can't one turn kill him) the Heir tugs loose the silk, now renaming it the Itsy Bitsy Lasso, and walks over to read these new books. He decides to check the weathered book, using minecraft style inventory physics to make certain the book won't be damaged in the process. He reads however many he still has in actions post dumping DLE Piono in front of frisk.

Using 2 actions, you encourage DLE!Piono to attack the obvious threat - Frisk! The Temporal Guardian backs away, not wanting to mess with this stress-test.

You read 1 entry of the Weathered Journal:

Phew. I've managed to find a place to hide, where I can hopefully be alone for a little while. I've decided to summon and keep a journal for a little while - just in case some future group of Players read this.

There are 5 of us here - well, only 2 right now. We came here after rolling... I think a 3? Somehow, the battle before already feels like a distant memory. Upon landing in this place, a voice told us we needed to destroy the tower, but we had to be wary of the Defender Captain. He seems to be the only Defender around, but he was surprisingly amicable and willing to negotiate - we generally consider ourselves "good" people, so of course we had to hear him out. He gave us a sidequest to do that will really complete things, so 3 of us have left to do that - I'm down here writing this, and I think my remaining compatriot is up top keeping an eye on the Defender Captain. I'm going to poke around this area a little bit - see if its just Minecraft or if there's anything else suspicious.

JOEbobobob said:
PRIORITY ONE: Hah! So I have my own alternate reality corpse!
Here is an excerpt from the last turn of DLE (specifically, the last to be updated.)

so here's the description, line by line.
Voidmist: A curious resource, generated 3 per post. No cap. I had an entity to utilize Voidmist, but destroying the original such entity was no obstacle to finding further uses for it. Voidmist was produced by a dollerama sword with a red/blue handle, with the blade converted into Voidmist. This is an Item, but most of its durability came from a Soulbinding to myself, making it useless to others. On the assumption DLE!JOE is dead, it should be simple to soulbind it to myself, since we're Basically the same person... except he's younger, less experienced, and possibly more powerful. And constantly on THYME!.
Fire/water/earth/air percentages: a Leveling System I had, allowing for the use of elemental magic and the passive generation of (element%) stacks of elemental energy from one element each time I do a standard action. This was a Personal Ability. It was retained in full on death and ressurection. In terms of source, I believe I was some form of super-elemental at the time, while remaining outwardly normal. That, or it was due to a small organ located in my torso.
meter: a temporary addition to the Leveling System, with effects I don't even quite remember. it was set to disappear two deaths after creation, and as of that quote DLE!JOE had already died once, so this death would remove it. As Such, whether it was an item or Personal Ability is irrelevant. as well, it would only activate if one had access to the Leveling System, as it changed based on the use of certain abilities from it.
+2 everyonebutme: Everyonebutme was the name of a player, I believe. +2ing boosted charges.
+10 all (AHP): this was a special feature of the sidequest, given to all players. charges charged up based on health at rounds end. also, there were 5 charges at a time. This was of unknown method, but likely not an item.
Core/wisp: A method of spawning Mooks, each item had a 2-post cooldown and summoned 5-charge equivalent, freeform, entities on use. together, this averaged 5 charges per post. Additionally,if both were on cooldown, a 'Special' use could be preformed, putting both on a 6-post cooldown and spawning an entity equivalent to 25 charges. HP/Charge in DLE was, from what I recall, 1,000, though this also came with attack by default, so a pure wall would probably have more. The Core was a sphere of shifting stones, and created Golems. The Wisp was a sphere of energy, elements swirling around it, with something glowing in the middle. It summoned Elementals.
This was an Item, the use of which was a Free Action.
29 SE: SE stands for Stacks Each. When the Core or the Wisp was off cooldown, and not used, it would generate one stack for itself per post. four stacks could be used to preform a use of the relevant item without triggering cooldown. 10 stacks from both items at once could do a free use of Special. 12 stacks from both could double the power of a standard Special use. This was a Property of the Core and Wisp items.
4 THYME!: This one's interesting. You see, originally DLE!JOE got THYME by bumping into some thyme incarnation of totally-not-the-QM. This made him permanently vulnerable, and boosted power vaguely. cool and new!
Eventually Thyme stopped mattering, so he spended some charges to make it matter again! and infused some into the Core/Wisp. for every Eighth stack the two generate together (so, every sixteenth otherwise i guess?), +1 THYME unit. THYME was basically 25 charges but you better do wacky. again, this is all DLE charges. This was a Property of an Item.
in conclusion, from DLE!JOE, I reap items granting:
309 Voidmist and +3/turn (Scaling for voidmist at the time: 500 HP of healing appiece on appropriate entities (~150000 hp here, or three charges and a tiny bit per post)
and
[1 5000 hp, 1000 attack mook-level per post. (~4/15 CP/post at current rates)
OR
one 5000 hp, 1000 attack mook-level per two posts, plus one 25,000 hp 5,000 attack entity per 8 posts (~0.1125 CP/post plus attack values total. mook-level can be condensed into a 25k eventually, with this option averaging 0.05CP/post plus THYME.)]
Alright!
priority two! I summon a rock. This rock is very, very heavy. And, for some odd reason, the only being capable of applying gravity to this rock is... Frisk(s face)! This rock has 25,000 HP, no mind whatsoever, and is constantly falling onto (or pressing against) frisks face.
now, priority three! I read from the perfect journal (If an action would otherwise be lemonquested, I do this instead.)

Unfortunately, it seems that the Anti-JOEbob forces that shot the DLE!JOEbob sanitized its corpse of everything useful. Drat.

Frisk manages to Pacify the rock, but not before taking .5 damage!

Perfect Journal Entry 2:

The Defender Captain is so pleasant to work with! Progress on the sidequest is going well, and we'll be out of her soon, I'm sure!

Alastair Dragovich said:
Due to being distracted, Alistair just throws all of his Actions into Lemon Quest. Except wait, what's this? He's purposely searching out bugs! But why- oh!

Alistair is a programmer! As such, with each bug he finds, he is able to restore Lemon Quest Functionality by 1% for each type of bug he fixes. And wouldn't you know it, but each part of Lemon Quest that he completes has its own type of bug in it! All of them are fixed.

+15% Lemon Quest functionality! Lemon Quest is working better than ever. You're so busy fixing you don't complete a lot of parts, though.

Ranger_Strider_ said:
FOCUS!
I target the unsealed throne, and drag it to the ground with chains of despair, foolishness, and doubt.

160,000 damage to the Unsealed Throne! It feels the crushing weight of its own negative emotions...

Cephalos Jr. said:
All Actions: I disperse my consciousness into a bunch of drones. I proceed to use those drones to scout for the Plains of Passage, then return to my regular body.

The Plains of Passage are found! They appear to be totally normal Plains. You'll have to journey across them - you can devote actions to this.

(One stolen for Lemon Quest. 8 parts complete.)

That-Random-Guy said:
FOCUS

Continuing onward from my preparations the previous turn, I do something complex and powerful. Take out metaconceptual gun. Load metaconceptual very sharp knife. Rotate through perspectives of the universe until the pile of effort necessary to complete Lemon Quest is, y'know, a existent pile. Aim carefully. Fire. Activate the (for lack of a better word) 'there can only be one' effect.

There. Less effort (should) now finish more of Lemon Quest.

Lemon Quest action power DOUBLED! Now, you complete 32 parts of Lemon Quest each time - made 16 thanks to Hard Mode!

pionoplayer said:
I raise an eyebrow at G!Piono.
"Either there's another fic out there I didn't account for and you're not the right Pionoplayer, or my writing skills went even further downhill post timeline divergence, I mean dear godmodder you really half-GORILLAd that explanation attempt of yours.
Since you apparently don't seem too keen on actually putting real effort into your attacks, nor in participating in some mutually beneficial rampaging, I'm going to set some things straight:
I may be you, and you may be me, but there's a nuance to that you seem to have missed. You aren't dealing with a Piono, buster. You're dealing with the Piono, and while I like a good ring around as much as the next Piono, I'm not gonna give you footing if you aren't gonna put any effort into it. I brought you here expecting trickery, not a half-[butted] stand-in with delusions of grandeur. You don't get the delusions until you've put some work in dangit!

So, since we seem to have a bit dissonance on when and where to skimp out on the firepower, I'm giving you three options.
1. You put in some actual effort, and I keep helping you. As it is you're barely even doubling my already available firepower and if you're going to direct me to waste time protecting you when you don't make up for that loss? Well, I'm sure you understand why I'd be a bit skeptical about protecting an ally when they aren't willing to bring about the needed amounts of carnage.
2. You keep coasting along like you seem to be content doing right now, and I leave you be. I brought you here, gave you some info to take back home, maybe even gave you a shot at picking up some new powers and weapons where nobody's caught on to your schtick yet, and while I was hoping for something interesting I suppose I can settle for you just not getting in the way.
3. You do just that, get in the way. And I put you in the ground. Here, and in your home continuity. I didn't really expect to be using a threat like this without you trying to kill me before I got to watch you crack some skulls properly, but I guess we both got to be disappointed last round, huh? To put it bluntly, your home continuity isn't set in stone enough for you to be safe. As soon as you go back there, your butt is mine. And killing me here, even permanently, wouldn't protect you. I am absolutely petty enough to permakill my own self-insert in an embaressing way to get back at them for pissing me off in someone else's game. Of course, that doesn't handle you while your here since I have just as much control over my own actions as me, but given your performance so far? I'm honestly not worried about you being 'upset' anymore.

TL;DR, get your head in the game or get off the court. If you're not going to do any proper piono'ing during your time here I'm revoking your liscence."

Me isn't the only one in need of a talking to.

"Alright mister Defender Captain, I'm having an exceedingly bad day right now since it appears that past-super-godmodder-me is useless, so you better have a darn good reason for why none of your soldiers are actually helping us, despite that supposedly being what you're doing. I know for a fact that isn't Go An Na's doing, because if he could stop you guys from attacking he'd be able to stop our hijacked 'most hated characters' from ripping his own army to shreds."

I turn back to the battlefield.
G!me's tactical advice was actually pretty sound, dealing with the weaker enemy (there are a grand total of 4 remaining active enemies until the tower defenders inevitably turn out to be baddies and 3 of those 4 are major foes) is probably a pretty good thing for me to be focusing on. That being said... there's another thing I need to do.

Actions in order of priority (if I lose actions to lemonquest, ones further down the list go first)
1: As the Council of Fetch Quests is being gathered I use a number of favors I've accumulated from accomplishing fetch quests during my adventuring days to convince large numbers of fetch quest NPCs writing in to complain about Lemon Quest's ridiculously high step-to-reward ratio. How are normal fetch quest NPCs supposed to compete in the economy when the owners of fetch quest are allowed to rake in the rewards of thousands upon thousands of steps worth of work, while only needing to reward the player with a single ~~cake~~ lemon at the end of it, no matter how good? It's simply ridiculous and if the current council isn't going to do something about this economic injustice then the people will make their displeasure heard next election cycle en masse.

2: I clip a special little device onto DLE!Pionoplayer's shirt. What it does is not yet apparent, but it will become so... next round probably.

3: I challenge DLE!Pionoplayer to a smashpost contest! It's his one greatest skill (so much so he even got a special skill for it) and he cannot bear to have his title of greatest smashposter of all time bemsirched like that! He will spend an extra action next round assembling his smashpost, causing his smashpost meter to go up by one more than it normally would at the cost of his normal actioning abilities being spent creating it. In return, I forfeit one of my next actions next round towards creating the ultimate smashpost to counter his! (don't worry Moniker I'm not going to make you read something hundred thousand words next round if this works I have something better in mind.)

In the end, the higher authority intervenes to help you. As a temporary solution, they halve the remaining number of Lemon Quest actions!

Next round (NOT this round), DLE!Pionoplayer will spend extra time developing a smashpost! If he's able.

Defender Captain: Our very life force and existence is tied to this tower. Without it, we die. Painfully.

Defender Captain: I'm sorry, but I don't want to risk that.

G!Pionoplayer's post:

Pssht. I should have expected this. Of COURSE the Pionoplayer I get thinks he's the "real" one. Well, I have a news flash for him. I achieved godmodding powers. He didn't. I'M the successful one. And if he thinks he can "put me in the ground" with his powers, he's got another thing coming.

For now, I'll let him be. I expect I'll need to deal with him later. Thanks a lot, Moniker. I should've known you'd never let me get a second copy of myself without forcing some BS "dueling selves" conflict into it.

In any case. AHEM. The battlefield. I drop a nuke on Frisk. Surely, he can't heart-dodge that.

3 damage to Frisk!

Looking at this old server of the Internet before the Great Crash... I'm seeing a forum here... "Spacebattles", its called... this must be where you've come from, G!Pionoplayer... let me look closer.

JukeBot said:
I create a stand arrow, loaded with nanobots that will flood the bloodstream of anyone who uses it, which will allow me manipulations of perceptions, decisions, identity, and all that jazz. They also prevent their host from realizing their existence. I first use this on myself, to spawn my own stand, 「Life Will Change」, and then I provide it to Dio, and inform him of its use(but not the whole nanobots inside your bloodstream made so I can manipulate your thoughts thing). Dio will, of course, use it, granting him 「The World」. Additionally, I use the nanobots inside Dio to prevent him from using 「The World」's physical strikes to bypass Fake!Jonathon's hamon and destroy him preemptively, but I do let him the ability to stop time with 「The World」.

Stand Name: 「Life Will Change」

Musical Inspiration: Life Will Change from Persona 5

Stats:

Power: D

Speed: C

Range: E

Durability: D

Precision: A

Potential: B

Special Ability: 「Phantom Thief of Heart」

Special Ability Affect: When 「Life Will Change」touches a target, it can manipulate their heart from where it resides within their chest, causing them to realize their mistakes, have drastic personality shifts, enter a catatonic state, lose all their emotions, change their own personal motivations, and all sorts of permanent mind/emotion manipulation. Doing this requires some level of understanding of how the target thinks and works, or else undesirable changes come about.

Also, I threaten lemon quest that if it tries to eat one of my actions, I will not hesitate to use the dark side of the LEMONOMANCY to mutilate its poor lemons, and force more lemons into some parts, and take some out, and altogether ruin it.

Lemon Quest, not cowed by your threats, steals one of your actions anyways! 16 parts complete!

Dio gains ZA WARUDO! Or, The World! But wait, the Temporal Guardian already has Za Warudo... who can point out the Curse of Repetitiveness violation first!?

Krill13 said:
Proposed Actions:
[1]
Eyowe approaches and calms the currently-in-an-identity-crisis [Lemon] Quester, asking him to take a seat(a comfy one you heathen) to remind him of who he is. Back in the days when [Lemon] Quest was just [Cake] Quest, the [Lemon] Quester, as well as his family, were avid [Lemon] Quest-goers. If one were to say that these guys were the biggest [Lemon] Quest fans, they wouldn't be wrong. Those were such simple times. Then, one awful, rainy day, his family was taken away from him by [Lemon] Quest-merchandise-wearing men. It was upon that day that the [Lemon] Quester became the [Lemon] Quest Hater swearing to take it down with all he's got.

But what the [Lemon] Quester didn't know was that it was actually a frame-up to try to incriminate [Lemon] Quest. Who was the one responsible for such an evil deed? Why, it was [Lemon] Quest's most prominent competitor at the time, Pi Quest(Pie Quest was already used and these guys were trying to be more original). They knew that the [Lemon] Quester and his family were the biggest fans of [Lemon] Quest, so they opted to get rid of them by hiring some goons to do it, it's just that they missed the [Lemon] Quester himself. Upon learning that he would become the [Lemon] Quest Hater though, they let him be.

So where is Pi Quest now? Gone. They had a good run, but years of hiring goons to do bad stuff without actually paying for their own stuff caused their business to go under. Of course, the [Lemon] Quester would want revenge, but with Pi Quest being gone, who does he bring all this revenge onto? Well, as it turns out, Eyowe knows who founded Pi Quest. It was Go An Na. Go An Na started Pi Quest.

As soon as the [Lemon] Quester makes all his vows to beat up Go An Na and all that, Eyowe pulls out two red Hat and gives them to the [Lemon] Quester. With a bit of editing as well as some certain refueling, the [Lemon] Quester should be now at 100% Hatred, and he is now sustained by his Hatred towards Go An Na.

[2]
You know, PR's a thing businesses should worry about, and Eyowe is now thinking that all this "Chance to have actions be tossed into [Lemon] Quest" thing is not good for PR. Still having influence over [Lemon] Quest (because he is still [Lemon] Quest, and [Lemon] Quest is still he), he turns off all that thingy that makes people have a chance to be forced to waste their action on [Lemon] Quest. This should increase PR for [Lemon] Quest, and as such, there will be more people(probably non-Players) who will actually want to do [Lemon] Quest and not just be forced to do it.

Lemon Quest Hater is now GO AN NA HATER! They decide to leave the field on an eternal quest of revenge against Go An Na! They leave the area, and as soon as they're out of sight, they end up head to a random lightning strike.

Go An Na Hater slain!

You turn off the imaginary switch that controls if Lemon Quest steals actions! However, there's also an equally imaginary failsafe...

Vylad said:
Action One: Complete Lemon-quest (-1)

Action Two: Build another progenitor machine (+30 Clones per turn, automatically equipped with sonic guns.)

Action Three: Build another progenitor machine (+30 Clones per turn, automatically equipped with sonic guns.)

(Can I use clones to help me complete the Lemon Quest faster?)

16 parts of Lemon Quest complete! Now you have to get the EY^^^WE from the

Sure, you can sacrifice clones for more lemon questing! They might die in the process, though.

Paradoxdragonpaci said:
(x1)The Party intensifies it's outreach efforts,making a rousing speeches and gaining momentum for it's Vote,the Clones also print out some brochures and personally give them out to the Residents,they also proceed to propose some minor adjustments to existing policies for better efficiency and to gain an understanding of the other political forces in the Council

(x2)I prepare another food-based Item a butterscotch cinnamon pie,so as to tempt Frisk to our side,

For the Dough,I first Preheat a Fancy High-Tier Gold oven to 350ºF. While i combine the flour,ground from the Wheat which is used to bake Bread that can feed a town with a single loaf,Ultimate sugar from the Plane of Sugar,Spice and Everything Nice,a vanilla bean,harvested this time straight from the Vanilla Quintessential, and a sprinkle of salt,a cubic crystallization of the tears shed from the eyes of the Storms.
I then Add Supreme butter from some Enchanted Golden Apple Cows from a certain Minecraft World and shortening and then work the mixture between my claws until the mixture resembles coarse meal.
I then Drizzle in ice-cold buttermilk,made of course from the milk from scratch, and continue working to form dough. I then Shape the dough into a disc and wrap tightly in plastic wrap before Refrigerating for 2 to 24 hours.I then Rolled it out and placed it into the Platinum pie pan, which will give the finished product a nice healthy glow..I then Roll out the excess dough and cut out small squares from them I then Brush egg wash from Phoenix eggs along the edges and then arrange the dough squares in a pixelated design.I Prick the bottom and inside edges of the pie crust with a fork before Covering the pie with Heatproof plastic wrap and then fill it with some Pie Weights for it to keep it's shape before brushing Egg wash onto the edges of the crust.I then Bake for 35 minutes until golden brown around the edges inside the Gold Oven before Removing the Pie Weights and baking another 10 to 15 minutes.
For the Filling, I whisk Celestial Lunar cornstarch, some salt and egg yolks from the Phoenix Eggs until smooth before Whisking in the Enchanted Golden Apple Cow milk.While In a saucepan,I melt Secret butter over medium high heat and add dark brown sugar brought from the exotic lands of Fallen Cities and Destroyed Stars.I then Bring it to a boil and whisk constantly for 3 minutes.I then Combine the cream mixture and the sugar mixture before Slowly whisking in the egg mixture.I then Add salt and the cinnamon of Nostalgia,also from the Plane of Sugar Spice and Everything Nice,and then bring to a boil, whisking constantly.
Once the mixture thickened, I remove it from heat and then whisk in some Whimsical butterscotch chips,given from a Faraway Land where everything is exactly the same,but something has changed.For Decoration,I Pour the filling into the pie shell and then smooth the top.Place the pie on a cooling rack for an hour with some whipped cream on top before i freeze the entire thing in time so it remains scrumptious before placing it into my Inventory

The vote is being prepared... your bold new platform "fourth the number of actions required for Lemon Quest" is gaining popularity. The council will meet soon, you need to seal the deal!

One action is stolen by Lemon Quest! 16 parts complete!

Frisk is tempted... the PIE...

Okay. For the next turn, they'll only target [PG] stuff as thanks. They can't side with you, however.

Bill Nye said:
OOC: I am back! Alright Bill, Take it over!

"umm... What was that?"
"I don't know... !!"
"What is it?"
"Look! its..."
Bill turns to look to see Frisk. Frisk looks over at Bill and they both make eye contact. "I can't believe it... They are really here!"
Something stirred inside Bill. His eyes started to flash red. The other A.I's shut down one after another. Bill walked slowly towards them. But then the Unsealed Throne causes some noise which stops Bill dead in his tracks. Bill smiles and rushes to the Unsealed Throne. ...god he's scary.

Action 1-3: Bill suddenly has its eyes turn red and creates 2 giant red sythes and jumps towards them. Bill slashes at it with a look of insanity. Bill kept screaming as he kept at it. Bill then turned his 2 sythes into a terrifying Giant red Gaster Blaster and blows is to kingdom come. Bill then... umm... Bill? why are you looking at me like that? Wait, he's gone. Where on earth is h-
... oh god. Bill, wait a moment, Think about this. Do you really want to do this? Bill, Stay back! I SAID STAY BACK!! ... no. no NO NO NOOOOOOOOO-

ERROR: PRIMARY NARRATOR HAS BEEN DELETED!! LOCATING NEW NARRATOR.............
LOCATED! ENTITY NAMED AS, "D.E.T.E.R.M.I.N.A.T.I.O.N". APPOINTING NEW NARRATOR...................
DONE!

... Did you miss me? Of course, you did. Now that the narrator is gone. I am in charge for a while. HEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!

BACKUP NARRATOR ACTIVATED!

OOOOOOOOOooooo.... oh... I am alive. Thank god. Geez. Bill is going mad now. hmmm... I need to figure this out. In the meantime, Let's take a look to see what Kirby is up too.

Kirby, now having the sensors on to see the battle that is going on, sees Frisk. Kirby goes wide-eyed. Kirby communicates to Shadrix, "Sir! I found them!"
"Found who?"
"FRISK!!"
Kirby shouted that which caused Gaster and Sans to hear. Gaster smiles, "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WE FOUND THEM. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS."
"huh. i thought that kid bit the dust."
"I thought so too. Well, Now you know what to do. Use that machine to extract the evil Determination and get the kid's determination."
"But won't the kid notice?"
"Don't worry, the kid won't feel a thing. They will hardly notice the difference. Now, let's finish Chara for good."
"Umm... sir? we got a problem."
"What now?"
"The machine needs to charge first. It needs... 3 turns for it to fully charge."
"... crap. Alright. What about Bill?"
"Checking... ...oh my god."
"What?"
"...Here, take a look for yourself."
Kirby brings up the footage of Bill's last attack. His eyes are blood red. The red A.I's Integrity is at 999.9999%. "Oh no... Kirby, activate that thing now before anything else bad happens, divert all power to that machine, We got to get that thing off of him and fast. status on the other A.I's?"
"The others are all deactivated. The Red A.I is the only one on now."
"Dammit! Ok, Hurry! We don't have much time!"
"Aye sir!"
Shadrix cuts communication and gives a big sigh. Gaster heals Shadrix up to full and sans takes a nap.

TO BE CONTINUED...

BATTLE SCHEMATIC

Scene = Throne Room

AC
Shadrix HP: 99999999999999 ATK: ??? DEF: ??? (Suit set into ATK mode) (Filled with DETERMINATION)
sans HP: 1 DEF: 1 (Powered by Shadrix's DETERMINATION) (Has a 100% dodge rate) (dodge rate can lower if tired)
Gh@st3r HP: 666666 ATK: 6666 DEF: 66666 (Can't be harmed by normal means) (Can glitch out the enemy)

PC
Chara HP: 0? ATK: 99 DEF: 99 (Filled with Determination) (Has 7 Butterscotch Pies) (can be revived upon death)
Flowey HP: 1000 ATK: 31 DEF: 20 (made with Chara's Glitches) (Can trap an entity) (can hide underground)

D.E.T.E.R.M.I.N.A.T.I.O.N Integrity status: That won't be necessary.

I... you attacked the Unsealed Throne, right? Phew... 170,000 damage to the Unsealed Throne!

Captain.Cat said:
I decide that for now I'll work on completing some parts of the Lemon quest. (3 CP)

48 parts complete! The posters above and below you feel less temptation knowing you're working hard.

The quiet watcher said:
The quiet watcher begins the journey to the Ruins of Namelessness, using his dimensional doorways to speed through the plains of Passage to reach the Village of Violence.

You cross the Plains of Passage with ridiculous ease. Its daytime and nothing out of the ordinary happens on your way.

You reach the village of violence! There doesn't seem to be anything special going on - its just an ordinary village. That said, it seems mostly defenseless - you should see about fixing up some defenses.

Winkins said:
...

I shed a tear at the harshness of life. The anti levitating machine I was working on takes it as a suitable energy source and continues to work on itself.

...sniff...

Daskter said:
3x Well if a bed is really well hidden in a cave, just destroy the entire cave with explosives!
You don't need tofind the stupid bed that way.

Ka-booms everywhere! You destroy 50% of the cave. Still nothing. But you've almost explored all of the cave, the bed MUST be just around the corner...

----------

Arbiter Action! Go!

Every single remaining Lemon Quest part is organized into a group of 4. Of those 4, one is randomly chosen. The other three parts instantly disappear. Lemon Quest Parts remaining reduced by 75%!

V:

DLE!Pionoplayer stands up to Frisk! He prepares to strike... when Frisk ACTs and chooses "Pacify".

DLE!Pionoplayer is PACIFIED!

AG:

Most of your allies, save G!Pionoplayer, fall to the ground, clutching their heads...

The Temporal Guardian fights on anyways, and slams the Unsealed Throne and the Unsealed Summonspitter! The latter takes 500,000 damage, and the Unsealed Throne is weakened enough to be slain! Unsealed Throne destroyed!

The Scrangler bites the Unsealed Summonspitter for 10,000 damage!

PG:

Pawns.
Pawns.
Pawns.
Pawns.
Pawns.

Remember your proper places.
Remember your proper places.
Remember your proper places.
Remember your proper places.
Remember your proper places.

All League of Most Hated Characters allies, save G!Pionoplayer and Frisk, go back to [PG]!

The Unsealed Throne revives as the True Throne! The scrangler gets levitated.

The Unsealed Summonspitter summons 100 Skeletons and Zombies!

N:

Defender A fires the mortar at the True Throne! 450,000 damage!

The auto-turrets fire at Dio, dealing 300,000 damage! He's weak, take him down before he regenerates!

The remaining Defenders set up an Auto-sniper!

----------

You worked so hard to recruit these guys to your side... and Go An Na just... stole them back! Well, you were always going to need to kill them... take them down!

MINECRAFT VALLEY:

ITINERARY:
-Destroy the Tower to Win the Sidequest you're currently in!
-Find a way to finish Lemon Quest!
-Kill every Sealed Boss!
-Remove ALL the harmful items from everybody's inventory!
-Defeat the League of Most Hated Fictional Characters!
-Suggest a good action for the Arbiter Action!

Arbiter Power: Ready next turn!

Field Effects: Lemon Quest promotion (Non-boss enemies have a 10% chance to do lemon quest)

[N]Village of Violence: Currently level 0 defenses, not under attack

[V]Frisk: 16.5/20 HP, Pacify!A (99.999% damage resistance)

[V]Frisk Respawn Point A: Wooden Mansion: 6% intact (-3%/turn)
Frisk Respawn Point B: Mile-long wall of beds: 5% intact (-3%/turn)
Frisk Respawn Point C: Bed really well-hidden in a cave: 12% intact (-3%/turn)

[PG]True Throne: 2,550,000/3,000,000 HP, inflicts auto-levitation while alive, Special: Crush: 0/5 (Boss)

[PG]Unsealed Summonspitter: 230,000/800,000 HP, Mass-Summon!A (Boss)

[PG]Zombies: 100 x 1,000 HP, 50 x 1,000A (dies when Unsealed Summonspitter dies)
Skeletons: 100 x 1,000 HP, 100 x 1,000A (dies when Unsealed Summonspitter dies)

[PG]Pionoplayer(from DLE): 1/1 HP (Pacified)

[PG]Fake Jonathan Joestar: 100,000 HP, 50,000A (immune to Dio's attacks)(self-destruct switch)(side change immunity)

[PG]Misaka Mikoto: 305,000/350,000 HP, 100,000A, Special: Railgun: 2/2 (protected from 1 attack)(side change immunity)

[PG]Old Man Henderson: 3,000,000/3,000,000 HP, 400,000 x 8A (Super Heavy)(new skill developer)(side change immunity)

[PG]Gandalf: 270,000 HP, 100,000 x 2A(side change immunity)

[PG]Superman: -----/----- HP, One-Hit-Kill!A(side change immunity)

[PG]Boruto: 200,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A (40% dodge rate)(one allied entity gets jealous of him every turn)(side change immunity)

[PG]Dio: 400,000/700,000 HP, 200,000A, Za Warudo: 0/2 (vampiric bite)(+300,000 HP/turn)(side change immunity)

[PG]Wesley Crusher: 500,000/500,000 HP, Improve!A(side change immunity)

[PG]NPC: Managing Lemon Quest! 15,532 parts remaining! Functionality at 70%! 80 parts complete/turn! (Invincible)(All part completion x32!)(HARD MODE - all part completion halved!)

[AG - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 4,605,000/6,050,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: In use! (-10,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate)(+250,000 HP per turn)(miniboss)(poison resistant)(has spatial warping necklace - saves from fatal blow)

~~[AG]Scrangler: 50,000 x 1 HP, 10,000 x 1A (makes more of itself every time it gets a kill, or a Player devotes a kill to it)(Auto-levitated)~~

[AG]G!Pionoplayer: 3/3 HP (protected from 3 attacks)

[N]Cover Wall: 500,000 HP (can be used as shelter)(defending Tower as well)
Crystallized Shield: 100,000 HP (defending everything)

[N]Barracks: 600,000 HP (+10 AutoSoldiers/turn)
Autosoldiers: 10,000 x 30 HP, 5,000 x 30A

[N]Mortar: 400,000/400,000 HP, 450,000A (needs to be operated manually, can be fired once per turn)(stuns hit enemies)

[N]Autoturret: 200,000/200,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A
Autoturret: 200,000/200,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A

[N]Auto-sniper: 400,000/400,000 HP, 500,000A (charges up 500,000A/turn)(A resets when they attack)(A S/B/D ignorant)

[N]Shield Crystal: 300,000/300,000 HP (restores 100,000 HP shield every turn)

[N]Defender Captain: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender A: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender B: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender C: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender D: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender E: 20/20 HP (designated mortar operator)

[N]The Tower: 500,000 HP

Curse of No Charging

PLAYERS:
Alastair Dragovich: 17/20 HP
Arsenical: 17/20 HP
Bill Nye: 20/20 HP (has Gauntlet)(has boots)
Captain.cat: 20/20 HP
CaptainNZZZ: 20/20 HP
Cephalos Jr.: 20/20 HP
Crusher48: 15/20 HP
Dangan_Machin: 20/20 HP (magical relic - saves from one death at 1 HP!)
Daskter: 20/20 HP (holding handful of shrapnel grenades)
Dragon of Hope?!?: 20/20 HP
Eevee Shadow Bacon: 20/20 HP (has Ring of Temptation - twice as susceptible to Cake Quest)
Ender_Smirk: 17/20 HP
EternalStruggle: 16/20 HP
FlamingFlapjacks: 17/17 HP (has tophat - contains 1 boots of slowness, 1 helmet of betrayal)
General_Urist: 20/20 HP
GoldHero101: 20/20 HP
Joebobobob: 20/20 HP
Jukebot: 20/20 HP
Karpinsky: 20/20 HP
Krill13: 20/20 HP (has Ring of Temptation x 5 - currently 800% susceptible to Cake Quest)
Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/20 HP (has superior dark chocolate)
P!Pionoplayer: 20/20 HP
Ranger_Strider_: 20/20 HP
That-Random-Guy: 20/20 HP
The_Quiet_Watcher: 20/20 HP
The_Two_Eternities: 20/20 HP
The Ego: 20/20 HP
Vylad: 20/25 HP (has wound healer)
Winkins: 30/20 HP (has Epipen)

Current Player Power: 50,000
You have the Weather-Beaten Journal and the Perfect Condition Journal.[/quote]

Moniker · Apr 4, 2019

The Ego said:
(I use this action to protect myself from an action failing to due Lemonquest).

I FILL 'IM (aka DIO) WITH DAYLIGHT, instantly murdering his vampiric behind. And the rest of him.

Said daylight just so happens to be red sunlight instead of yellow, which means that Superman starts to be weakened by it until he is reduced to the level of an ordinary human. Alas, Kryptonians amirite?

Screaming, Dio takes 60,000 damage!

Superman flies somewhere else just in time, and hides under a rock!

Dragon of Hope?!? said:
I create a sword. It is perfectly ordinary, so ordinary in fact that any entity hit by it takes damage from the ordinariness of it, rather than taking damage from the actual sword!

You create the Ordinary Sword! ...With only one action, since the other 2 were viciously stolen by lemon quest!

Bill Nye said:
Now that I am in control now, I believe its time to do some carnage!.

Action 1-3: Now its time I do some damage to Unsealed Summonspitter. I pull out my 2 best friends, "The Real Knives". I dash up to one and I proceed to slash at it. The knife cutting the skin feels satisfying. I laugh a burst of maniacal laughter as I continue to cut into it. I keep at it until I feel satisfied that I did some good damage.

... god dang he's scary

On the ship, the machine has begun its charge. It's locked on to Bill who is doing something that is kind scaring Kirby. Kirby keeps tabs on the machine as well as Bill.

Shadrix and Gaster are waiting for something to happen. Meanwhile, Sans is sleeping on the floor. Suddenly, the whole area starts to shake. This wakes Sans who teleports next to Shadrix. Pieces of Chara's soul start to levitate and form. A text box appeared above it saying, "But I refused!"
Chara reforms laughing. Flowey, who was hiding underground came back. Chara looked at Flowey with a sinister smile, "Flowey, I believe its time... Here..."
Chara sticks his hand out and glitches start to pour from it. The glitches create the 6 human souls. But this time, They are Hard Mode Souls. More powerful than the original 6. Chara gives them to Flowey and they start to circle around him. Flowey Laughs his evil laugh as the souls go into Flowey. Flowey suddenly disappears. Chara laughs, " Let's play another game. This time, I will be spectating. Let's see if you can handle HARD MODE Photoshop Flowey!"

Chara disappears and reappears from a distance with its arms crossed. Shadrix, Sans, and Gaster then teleport in a dark void. Suddenly, red lights blare out with an alarm in the background. A giant dark figure slowly comes in. After about 20 seconds of slowly approaching, The TV turns on to reveal Flowey's face with red eyes and green purples. The lights come on to see the full body of P. Flowey. Flowey starts to howl in laughter, The laughter shakes up the entire void. Shadrix and the gang prepare for battle.

TO BE CONTINUED...

BATTLE SCHEMATIC

Scene = Flowey's battlefield

AC
Shadrix HP: 99999999999999 ATK: ??? DEF: ??? (Suit set into ATK mode) (Filled with DETERMINATION)
sans HP: 1 DEF: 1 (Powered by Shadrix's DETERMINATION) (Has a 100% dodge rate) (dodge rate can lower if tired)
Gh@st3r HP: 666666 ATK: 6666 DEF: 66666 (Can't be harmed by normal means) (Can glitch out the enemy)

PC
Chara HP: 99 ATK: 99 DEF: 99 (Filled with Determination) (Has 7 Butterscotch Pies) (can be revived upon death)
[BOSS] P. Flowey HP: 300,000 ATK: 100 DEF: 99999 (made with Chara's Glitches) (can save and load)

D.E.T.E.R.M.I.N.A.T.I.O.N Integrity status: If you must know, my integrity is maximum ok?

9999999999 damage! ...Wait, actually, it was just 180,000 damage. Those cuts were vicious, though!

The quiet watcher said:
The quiet watcher heard the GoAnNa's announcement, sighs, and triggers the four thousand and fifty-three high-explosive bombs he had carefully seeded throughout the battleground without anyone noticing, being the main reason why he had stopped to talk with Wesley in the first place. He had no idea how helpful that would be, but he had other things to do.

He then began building up defenses for the town, starting with a simple palisade wall before moving on to actual guard towers and reinforcing the new wall.

(One action is taken for Lemon Quest! Now you need to get E Y O W E f

The bombs, sure enough, were all placed underneath the feet of several foes! 20,000 damage to the entire PG side (that can take damage)! DLE!Pionoplayer slain!

Palisades and guard towers have the village locked down pretty tight! Nothing is wrong. +1 level of defense!

FlamingFlapjacks said:
I look at Henderson in shock. Go An Na will pay for this, insert generic revenge speech.
I tell Henderson I'm kinda sorry I have to attack him now, and ask that he just surrender or join us. If he still refuses, I sigh, and return to our side of the field. Sorry, Old Man.
X1I shake my head, and order the mortar to fire on Henderson. Then, I whip out Henderson's backstory of doom, having stolen it from the containment vault the SCP foundation was keeping it in, and set it on fire. Then, I blast it with a shotgun. And then I feed it to Cthulhu. And then I just rip it into shreds. Finally, I sprinkle it throughout the world of let's say... My Little Pony. That should stop it.
x1 I then use my Gunkinesis, along with a few totally not rigged natural 20s, to rip Henderson's shotgun out of his hands, and back into mine.
x1 And last of all, I activate my failsafe. The soul fragment I gave to Henderson is ripped out, and renters my body, giving me my 3 MHP back and significantly weakening Henderson.
Then I summon another shotgun. Why the hell not.

Henderson reaches out his hand. No! Not his backstory! NO! Henderson loses "new skill developer"!

Henderson's attack returns to normal levels!

Henderson is weakened significantly!

It's all Go An Na's fault...

EternalStruggle said:
"...crap." ES looks up at the sudden onslaught of PG. "Well that's less than ideal."

He uses his three actions to try and deal with one problem. He gets out a specialised rifle, chambers it with Kryptonite rounds, and then fires at Superman until he's defeated. He made sure that part of the newly formed economy went into Kryptonite synthesization for just this eventuality, so he's sitting on an enormous pile of the stuff to fire at the enemy.

Superman is nailed with several Kryptonite bullets! He stops flying and crashes into the ground...

Superman now has a normal HP bar and attack power! Take him out before he shakes the kryptonite off!

JOEbobobob said:
1]I cast burning footsteps and go for a stroll, dealing damage to every entity that comes near me or where I've been recently. I then proceed to walk over to DLE Pionoplayer, which kills him, and steal Rapture from him.
2] I mention Borutos ability. immediately, the true throne, or the summonspitter, or the lemon quest npc, becomes jealous of him and switch sides, because everything else is immune.
3] I point out that Sanitizing a corpse wouldn't remove Items which they were holding... And that the Soul-sword, at least, was rather indestructible.
{Anything that would be stolen, read the journal instead.}

(The bolded part? Not gonna fly.)

Actions 1 and 3 taken by Lemon Quest! Now

You mention Borutos ability! Nobody had forgotten about it.

Ranger_Strider_ said:
FOCUS
I strike at the Unsealed Summonspitter, using the one means I have left: I open a portl to the plane of fire, and tie it to always be deep within the summonspitter. The flames and monsters of the plane should pour out, and destroy it from within.

One action stolen by lemon quest! EYOWE PLACE

Unsealed Summonspitter SLAIN! All his little summons go away with him.

Ender_Smirk said:
The Heir looks over all that is happening, and decides what he must do. He throws a few Ender Pearls. One takes him right next to Gandalf, another to Henderson, and a third near enough to Frisk for him to throw them close enough to activate the combat mechanic for them. The Heir then checks if he can read any more of the tattered book.

Two of your actions are stolen by lemon quest! Okay, this has GOT to stop.

You warp next to Henderson! Henderson's combat mechanic is activated, and he won't be able to attack this turn because it takes too long to resolve!

You need a full action to read more book.

General_Urist said:
I go over to where Frisk is and... build an oil tank, then fill the oil tank up with oil. A large one, something like you'd find at a refinery. I try to make it a [N] entity if I can. It doesn't do anything, it's just filled with oil. What? Are you expecting more? Some fancy attack? No, just some totally innocent infrastructure and industrial development here! Surely Frisk doesn't have beef with that! Granted it is not 100% harmless, if it were to somehow rupture than flammable environmentally-unfriendly oil would spill everywhere. But why would THAT ever happen?

Oil tank constructed! Right next to Frisk, and [N] as... as... as an [N] entity is [N].

Karpinsky said:
FOCUS
Can't say I didn't see this coming.

I take out a Gatling Gun and start shooting at Superman. He doesn't try to dodge. Why would bullets harm him?

But the bullets hit, and actually deal damage. Why? Because they're Kryptonite bullets.

Like I said. I saw this coming.

Eternalstruggle has him weakened! 110,000 damage to Superman!

(One action is appropriated by Lemon Quest for Lemon purposes.)

CaptainNZZZ said:
Irritating but, honestly, entirely expected. I finish filling the nanomachines with self replenishing magical reserves, let the Temporal Guardian's increased status effect resistance come into existence! (x1)

I hit Misaka Mikoto with a porcupine. (x1) [or *cough* conditional action *cough* this action is used to do the first action]

Dio, I see you now possess Za Warudo...I'm afraid such an ability is completely unacceptable. I sue you over the replication of this ability in accordance to the Curse of Repetitiveness.

Dio and I suddenly appear inside a courtroom, the stands full of faceless stick figures and the honorable Judge Ice Cream Man presiding.

"Your honor," I now towards the judge, "the defendant, Dio, is in clear violation of the Curse of Repetitiveness with Za Warudo."

I gesture towards the plaintiff, Temporal Guardian, sits. "My client has long possessed Za Warudo, an ability it's well known for given the current crisis. Since Update LVIII in fact, there is no doubt as to who is the rightful entity to possess this ability. Dio is, without a doubt, in direct violation of the Curse of Repetitiveness and thus must suffer the consequences."

I walk back to the table and sit back down, hearing Dio's lawyer helplessly spout out useless claims for an insanity defense, a position Judge Ice Cream Man hates to an insane degree. It's a shame really, the cost for losing the case will have Dio lose the ability and, at least, sacrifice a lot of his HP to the Temporal Guardian. (x1)

Assuming Misaka Mikoto lacks her attack shield both her and Gandalf (or Dio if he's still alive). Otherwise Gandalf and a PG target of the Temporal Guardian's own choosing find themselves in pieces.

One action is stolen by Lemon Quest! Thankfully, your status resistance still completes thanks to your conditional! Temporal Guardian now has Improved Status Effects resistance! He nods at you, grateful. Go An Na won't stun him! Or poison him, or curse him, or...

Dio must pay reparations of 100,000 HP to theTemporal Guardian! And also, stop using the ability! Dio SCREAMS with rage!

DanganMachin said:
1. I make my costume stronger so that he can be used has an light armor
2. I make my costume heavier for action 3
3. I start to roll around in my costume to crush the [PG] entities.

If action 1 or 2 get taken by lemon quest, action 3 is not done and used to replace one of the two

Armor made stronger and heavier! You roll straight over Gandalf and Wesley Crusher, dealing 80,000 damage to them! The other enemies hurry to get out of the way of this giant rolling teddy bear!

The_Two_Eternities said:
1 action: I take an axe and chop the last flaming remains of the Wooden Mansion into pieces.

1 action: I take the blankets from the Mile-Long Wall of Beds, cut them up, and resew them into blankets for recently-sheared sheep.

1 action: I drink a Night Vision potion and explore the branching tunnels of the cave, searching for the bed. When I find it, I toss it into a nearby lava pool.

You find and destroy the last beds. Frisk no longer has a place to respawn, and is safe to kill!

(Also the sheep are grateful)

Cephalos Jr. said:
I teleport in several police departments of the US, along with the National Guard and others. Old Man Henderson is promptly arrested on several counts of murder, property damage, and other crimes.
Following the arrest of Old Man Henderson, I give the villagers of the Village of Violence combat training.

(One action is taken by Lemon Quest! You did 2 things this turn, so they each get one action.)

National Guard troops and police show up to arrest Henderson! Great, now he has to fight THEM, too!

Henderson is losing some HP each turn, and has 3 of his 6 attacks monopolized trying to fight off the agents of the law!

The Villagers of Violence are now READY FOR VIOLENCE! Defenses are level 2!

Crusher48 said:
2x Action: Alright, lemon quest is going down.

With a focused simultaneous strike, I hit the memory centers of all of the lemon quest NPCs and destroy their item recognition capabilities. Now, they'll think that any item that gets handed to them is (one of) the items they want. Now it doesn't matter what the items are, any NPC will accept any item.

That should make it easy to finish this quest.

Action 3: I drop Frisk off of a nearby skyscraper. Naturally, Superman rushes in at to save them at the last second, before realizing Frisk isn't on the same team. Now Frisk and Superman must fight!

Some of them want quests, not items! Still, this makes Lemon Quest twice as easy to complete! All part completion now x64! (Really x32 thanks to Hard Mode!)

Frisk and Superman are now FIGHTing!

That-Random-Guy said:
FOCUS

Chair. Other chair. More chairs. Chair pyramid. Tall podium. Loud speaker. Lemon suit. (As in a fancy suit covered with images of Lemons.) I talk about Lemons. I shout about Lemons. I enthuse about Lemons, their benefits, their tastiness, their superiority over Cake. I speak of Lemon Quest's importance as a machination of Goanna.

All [PG] units, want to, wish to, shall, must, WILL, work to complete Lemon Quest.

For them, THERE IS REQUIREMENT

Okay. Thats it. Lemon Quest Promotion overriden! The QM was kinda forgetting to calculate it, anyways. From now on, at least one PG unit works on Lemon Quest per turn!

Daskter said:
1x I read the LAST entry of the Perfect Condition Journal.

Oh-ho! You think you're being very tricky, but as you turn to the last page, you realize it contains only the third entry! Same for every other page, except the first and second pages, which still has the first and second entries. You're being forced to read in order! Egads!

The Defender Captain is really an utterly trustworthy person. He gave us a sidequest, and upon completing it, we got a permanent Player power boost! Now he says its almost time to leave - there's just one more boss to kill!

GoldHero101 said:
"Now!"

3 ACTION FOCUS - BESEECH: "Moniker... we REALLY need to complete Lemon Quest. Help us out!" I use my actions to do lemon quest.

96 Lemon Quest actions complete! As you have beseeched me, the next 3 Lemon Quest distractions will be fulfilled by you!

Alastair Dragovich said:
Alistair smiles, and rounds up every Minecraft Player he can find. After all...

He needs them to complete the next portion of Lemon Quest! As it turns out, a ARBITER ACTION REQUIRED number of actions require Minecraft Mob Loot Drops! And he needs the Minecraftian's help to kill the Summons that the Unsealed Summonspitter has brought forth. Because this will Complete Lemon Quest Parts, it can't be eaten! And so the minecraftians kill the Mobs, allowing Alistair to blitz through an obscene number of parts of the Quest!

The mobs clear away easily, so with a shout, you and the other Minecrafters push hard against what remains of Lemon Quest, completing 100 parts all in one go! Except thanks to your multiplier its really 3,200 parts! Woohoo!

Vylad said:
Action One: Complete the Lemon-Quest. (-1)

Action Two: I Build another progenitor machine (+30 Clones per turn, automatically equipped with sonic guns.)

Action Three: I Build another progenitor machine (+30 Clones per turn, automatically equipped with sonic guns.)

Free Action: I force a clone to write a scathing review about the Lemon-Quest guide.

(Does anyone remember how many clones I have now.. Like seriously...)

You complete 32 more parts of Lemon Quest! You almost get distracted from your Progenitor machine, but you feel you've already done your duty and aren't tempted. The number of "Lemon Quest Saves" stands at 3.

You have uh... a bunch. Let's say... 400?

Lemon-Quest guide gets review bombed, as part of a controversy that was all sparked by your guide! Consumers hate it! People who've never even read the guide give it bad reviews! The publishers go out of business.

Paradoxdragonpaci said:
(X1) I give my Superior Dark Chocolate to Chara(Bill Nye) to empower their Action

(x2)The Party assembles,they gain enough momentum in the Political Field via great campaigning skills and lots of rousing Speeches and Inspiring Posters And Good Suggestions in other places that they have gain a simply ridiculous amount of Political Capital And Power,hopefully,enough to pass the Vote

Bill Nye's action was as successful as its ever going to be, so you instead opt to eat the chocolate yourself! Politics requires strength.

In the end, after everything, the vote passes amidst cheers! The council has agreed that Lemon Quest is too difficult to realistically beat. As part of what will likely be a long series of nerfs, the minimum required actions are reduced by 75%!

Actions needed to complete Lemon Quest divided by 4! Activism is a powerful thing.

JOEbobobob said:
TOTALLY REAL "GODMODDER" ATTACK GO!
on the day 'I forget', I went to visit my good friend, [NAME EXPUNGED IN COMPLIANCE WITH COMMUNITY GUIDELINES]. there, I tried to convince [EXPUNGED] that two people who know about the same story in the same house counts as a convention. After a while, [EXPUNGED] agreed that this was the case. [I] proceeded to both gain reality warping powers and killed the newly spawned Godmodder with [NO] teamwork. It was very fun! Then [I AND NOBODY ELSE] removed all evidence of this event via reality warping.
Long story short, that's why you can't seem to locate my house, my name, my face, any of my computers, or twenty-seven other randomly-selected people distributed throughout the world, and why the Duolingo owl you tried to send to my phone has transformed into a swedish-british frog.
Prove me wrong, you won't!

The Party has decided to assume this is anti-establishment propaganda. You've been docked 4 CP for a first offense!

JukeBot said:
On the day [EXPUNGED], I went to school, like normal, at the void. The void, as normal, is full of [EXPUNGED]. I had a good day talking about [EXPUNGED], until the godmodder showed up. I immediately [TALKED ABOUT MY FEELINGS] to him, and he [AGREED I WAS A VERY NICE PERSON.] He was [IMMEDIATELY LEFT] when the school facultry [ASKED HIM TO LEAVE]. The school then closed because [THE SCHOOL WAS WORRIED ABOUT STRANGE PEOPLE]. This is why the duolingo bird has been [DISINTEGRATED UPON ENTRANCE TO MY SCHOOL]. I have [REMAINED AT SCHOOL, LEARNING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE], and you will not be able to find me.

Too much expunging! BOO! -6 CP!

FlamingFlapjacks said:
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Uh... okay...

Happy birthday!

Karpinsky said:
On this day, I took the time to remember the past, and look to the future. You see:

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But February made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
Something touched me deep inside
The day the music died
So

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe in rock and roll?
Can music save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?
Well, I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died
I started singin'

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Now, for ten years we've been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rolling stone
But, that's not how it used to be
When the jester sang for the king and queen
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me
Oh and while the king was looking down
The jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned
And while Lennon read a book on Marx
The quartet practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died
We were singin'

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
And singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Helter skelter in a summer swelter
The birds flew off with a fallout shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast
It landed foul on the grass
The players tried for a forward pass
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast
Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
While sergeants played a marching tune
We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance
'Cause the players tried to take the field
The marching band refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?
We started singin'

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
And singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again
So come on Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack Flash sat on a candlestick
'Cause fire is the devil's only friend
Oh and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in Hell
Could break that Satan's spell
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died
He was singin'

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred store
Where I'd heard the music years before
But the man there said the music wouldn't play
And in the streets the children screamed
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The church bells all were broken
And the three men I admire most
The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died
And they were singing

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

They were singing
Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die

(But I'm not gonna die today. Just remember what died, raise a glass, and cheer for the good times that were.)

*sniff*...

Everyone is moved by your song...

(Quick! They're so moved they're distracted! Take advantage!)

GoldHero101 said:
Ah... the New World order ehhhh? I approve.
Blake: Wait wh-
Shshhhhhhh... It's fine! Today, I did good in school! I helped my friends... y'know... the usual!
Blake: This is getting-
SHHHHHHH! IT'S FINEEEE! I also did more good than bad! Horray! Additional points!
Leo: Is he okay... or-

- EVERYTHING IS FINE - NEW WORLD ORDER -

NEW

WORLD

ORDER

pionoplayer said:
I roll my eyes at G!Piono. "Oh come on, first you claim to know about Pionology and then you don't actually know which bits are relevant? Rule number 1 of Pionology: Never expect a Piono to do something that doesn't somehow serve his goals (rule 1a: 'it'd be cool', 'carnage', and 'because I felt like it' are all acceptable goals). Admittedly I tried to walk that line a bit too finely myself with calling you here but honestly you dove headlong into 'this was not well thought out' territory almost immediately. Whatever, our inevitable conflict will have to be dealt with later. As much as your ineptitude pisses me off, fighting you just to prove a point in the middle of fighting off the apocalypse wouldn't do anything but ruin both our days.
Here's a different, less onerous deal for you, as long as Go An Na's actively still threatening our continued existence, we hold off on the whole 'killing my alternate self because he sucks' bit. If we want to mess with the other for some reason (theft, entity butcher, power removal, whatever), we have to give a single round of heads up. That way we can make it a proper showdown instead of just devolving into petty backstabbing or having other entities get in our way. Sound like a deal?"

Hmph, figures. Not only does Go An Na take all the entities back at the most inconvenient time possible, but the combo I was setting up on DLE!Pionoplayer gets nosold by Frisk. Lovely.

Action 1: Superman discovers that the old lady he helped across the street two rounds ago was actually a robot made by Lex Luthor. It's construction material was kryptonite, and the kryptonite poisoning has begun setting in. This isn't quite enough to kill Superman, of course. But me walking over and stabbing him 37 times in the chest with a different piece of kryptonite does, because as we all know, that kills people.
If Superman is already dead I use it on Gandalf because the kryptonite might work on him. Superman's powers are basically magic, right?

Actions 2+3: I whip up a sword hilt. This is a special sword hilt. It doesn't deal any damage on its own, but actions can be spent giving it a blade, improving that blade, or adding other bells and whistles to it. Every action spent doing so will increase the sword's damage based on the quality of the action used. Focusing actions does not give a bonus, if you want to spend multiple actions boosting it, you actually have to write out a different upgrade for each action.
Upon deciding that the sword is finished, I must spend a single action quenching the blade, at which point no more upgrades can be applied to the sword. The sword, of course, only has one use, even once quenched.

60,000 retroactive damage to Superman! Egads!

Sword hilt created!

G!Pionoplayer's post:

Ugh... this is annoying. Of course Moniker wouldn't let me have another copy of myself without some BS "feud" thing going on. Naturally.

But, fine. Frankly, I would've offered about the same deal. But ONE addition: the both of us need to promise not to make any entities. That way, you can't try to snowball into a better spot to beat me.

For now, I pick the weakest enemy entity and make it dig straight down. Oh no - it ended up in a pit of lava. What a disaster.

Misaka Mikoto slain!

Looking more at this Spacebattles forum... there's a thread here called... "Defeat the Godmodder"... according to my searches, this is where G!Pionoplayer comes from... let me read the thread...

Krill13 said:
"Action":
Looking back on it, my daily life's pretty boring. I wake up, shower, eat breakfast, leave for work, drive to work, show up at work, work, have a break, eat lunch, go back to work, finish work, leave work, drive home, shoot a goose with my shotgun on my way home as I've been conditioned by the world government to do so, show up at home, eat dinner with family, sleep, rinse and repeat ad infinitum.
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Actual Action:
Eyowe looks at how [Lemon] Quest is close to completion with glee. Just a bit more! And look, so many are excited to finish [Lemon] Quest! This has delighted Eyowe so much that he decided to run a rush event for [Lemon] Quest's completion, basically making it easier to finish [Lemon] Quest now. We're finishing [Lemon] Quest this turn fellas!

In addition, Eyowe himself joins the front line of this [Lemon] Questing crowd, finishing parts of the quest to the best of his abilities. He also sacrifices all 5 of his Rings of Temptation to gain an ultra super boost at [Lemon] Questing.

All rings of Temptation... SACRIFICED! You CHARGE and complete another 10 parts! 10... times the 32 multiplier... times 8 from your Rings of Temptation... 2,000 parts complete! Almost... ALMOST done...

JukeBot said:
[1] I control Fake!Jonathon to start fighting Dio, even though they are on the same time. Since both have side change immunity, this causes problems. Neither are able to leave the [PG] side, causing them both to be ejected from reality. With Dio outside of reality, Go An Na's connection to him is weakened, because in the void, everything struggles to exist. However, Go An Na's connection means that he remains existent in the otherwise insurvivable void. Fake!Jonathon, however, quickly starts to disintegrate
[1] I join Fake!Jonathon and Dio in the void, after thoroughly protecting myself with copious layers of plot armor that I stole from the real Jonathon when I was copying him to make Fake!Jonathon. I grab the disintegrating Fake!Jonathon and Dio, and use 「Life Will Change」 to pull Dio's heart out, and push it into Fake!Jonathon. Fake!Jonathon has no heart, being an automaton, and was designed to take a heart like Dio's. Dio's body starts to disintegrate, without Go An Na's connection, and I speed this up by tearing it into little pieces.
[1] I grab Dio in Fake!Jonathon, hereby Dio!Jonathon, and reappear on the battlefield. I announce dramatically, "Dio is dead! This is Jonathon Joestar!" Because it is Jonathon, not Dio, Go An Na's connection is unable to connect to Dio!Jonathon. The connection to Dio's heart, was tenuous enough by being in the void and the conflict of alignment it was severed by the body swap to Dio's antithesis, and my continual denial of Dio!Jonathon in fact, being Dio, means that he is not a Most Hated Character, so Go An Na does not have an avenue to connect to Dio!Jonathon. However, Dio!Jonathon does not have 「The World」 because the heart does not contain someone's stand.

Fake!Jonathan and Dio SLAIN! They melt into the void, no longer being... well, anything. They were already weak, and now they are just nothing. Not even a Jojos reference can save them now!

Captain.Cat said:
For now I'll keep working on the Lemon quest. (3 Actions)

More... more... more... 96 actions complete...

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V:

Frisk and Superman ENGAGE! Frisk PACIFIES Superman, and makes him realize the error of his ways: You can't stop violence with violence! You can only stop violence with PACIFISM!

Frisk eyes the Temporal Guardian. He's probably got the highest kill count of anything on the field. At some point in the future, he might need pacification...

AG:

The Temporal Guardian brings out his blade, and with one clean sweep, cleaves Wesley Crusher and Gandalf in two! Two less hated characters to deal with! The field is looking reasonably clean.

PG:

The Unsealed Summonspitter is getting back up! It is now... the TRUE SUMMONSPITTER!

That's all the Sealed Boss forms! Take out the True Throne and True Summonspitter, and another bit of Go An Na's influence will be beaten back!

Superman does nothing, opting to make butterscotch pie instead of helping his allies.

Old Man Henderson fires on the Temporal Guardian! The Temporal Guardian manages to dodge once, but Henderson still lands 2 good hits and deals 600,000 damage! Henderson takes 200,000 damage fighting off the police and national guard, and has to spend his remaining attacks keeping them at bay...

Boruto runs around doing Lemonb Quest parts to fulfill REQUIREMENT! 32 parts complete!

N:

Defender Captain: Good! You almost have these forces under control.

Defender Captain: Remember - Frisk and that other Pionoplayer need to die too! EVERYTHING from Go An Na must be purged!

Defender Captain: And don't forget the sidequest! You still need to explore those ruins, and build a railway through that mountain range!

G!Pionoplayer starts. What?

Defender E fires the Mortar at the True Throne, and the autoturrets back it up! 700,000 damage to the True Throne! The rest of the Defenders and the captain build a time speed-up crystal that can boost an entities time by 2 - so they get 2 turns for every turn! Also, they upgrade the Sniper's abilities!

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My emergency override is ready! My personal suggestion for the moment is to nuke some of the high-HP enemies kicking on the enemy team! We can do this! Go An Na's power is waning, and he doesn't like it much at all!

MINECRAFT VALLEY:

ITINERARY:
-Destroy the Tower to Win the Sidequest you're currently in!
-Find a way to finish Lemon Quest!
-Kill every Sealed Boss!
-Remove ALL the harmful items from everybody's inventory!
-Defeat the League of Most Hated Fictional Characters! This includes Frisk and G!Pionoplayer!
-Suggest a good action for the Arbiter Action!

Arbiter Power: Ready!

Field Effects: Lemon Quest REQUIREMENT (One PG entity must do Lemon Quest every turn!)

[N]Village of Violence: Currently level 2 defenses, not under attack

[N]Oil Tanker: 1/1 HP (has notice: "DO NOT RUPTURE")

[V]Frisk: 16.5/20 HP, Pacify!A (99.999% damage resistance)

[PG]True Throne: 1,830,000/3,000,000 HP, inflicts auto-levitation while alive, Special: Crush: 1/5 (Boss)

[PG]True Summonspitter: 1,500,000/1,500,000 HP, Copy-summon!A (Boss)

[PG]Old Man Henderson: 2,280,000/2,500,000 HP, 300,000 x 3A (Super Heavy)(side change immunity)(-200,000 HP/turn and 3 attacks - fighting off police forces!)

[PG]Superman: 1/1 HP (Pacified)

[PG]Boruto: 180,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A (40% dodge rate)(one allied entity gets jealous of him every turn)(side change immunity)

[PG]NPC: Managing Lemon Quest! 734 parts remaining! Functionality at 70%! 80 parts complete/turn! (Invincible)(All part completion x64!)(HARD MODE - all part completion halved!)

[AG - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 4,105,000/6,050,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: In use! (-10,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate)(+250,000 HP per turn)(miniboss+status effect resistance)(poison resistant)(has spatial warping necklace - saves from fatal blow)

~~[AG]Scrangler: 50,000 x 1 HP, 10,000 x 1A (makes more of itself every time it gets a kill, or a Player devotes a kill to it)(Auto-levitated)~~

[AG]G!Pionoplayer: 3/3 HP (protected from 3 attacks)

[N]Cover Wall: 500,000 HP (can be used as shelter)(defending Tower as well)
Crystallized Shield: 100,000 HP (defending everything)

[N]Barracks: 600,000 HP (+10 AutoSoldiers/turn)
Autosoldiers: 10,000 x 40 HP, 5,000 x 40A

[N]Mortar: 400,000/400,000 HP, 450,000A (needs to be operated manually, can be fired once per turn)(stuns hit enemies)

[N]Autoturret: 200,000/200,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A
Autoturret: 200,000/200,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A

[N]Auto-sniper: 400,000/400,000 HP, 1,000,000A (charges up 500,000A/turn)(A resets when they attack)(A S/B/D ignorant)(ignores last-chance saves)(Speed Crystal - x2 time!)

[N]Speed Crystal: 250,000 HP (speeds-up one entity by 2)

[N]Shield Crystal: 300,000/300,000 HP (restores 100,000 HP shield every turn)

[N]Defender Captain: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender A: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender B: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender C: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender D: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender E: 20/20 HP (designated mortar operator)

[N]The Tower: 500,000 HP

Curse of No Charging

PLAYERS:
Alastair Dragovich: 17/20 HP
Arsenical: 17/20 HP
Bill Nye: 20/20 HP (has Gauntlet)(has boots)
Captain.cat: 20/20 HP
CaptainNZZZ: 20/20 HP
Cephalos Jr.: 20/20 HP
Crusher48: 15/20 HP
Dangan_Machin: 20/20 HP (magical relic - saves from one death at 1 HP!)
Daskter: 20/20 HP (holding handful of shrapnel grenades)
Dragon of Hope?!?: 20/20 HP (has Ordinary sword)
Eevee Shadow Bacon: 20/20 HP (has Ring of Temptation - twice as susceptible to Cake Quest)
Ender_Smirk: 17/20 HP
EternalStruggle: 16/20 HP
FlamingFlapjacks: 20/20 HP (has tophat - contains 1 boots of slowness, 1 helmet of betrayal)
General_Urist: 20/20 HP
GoldHero101: 20/20 HP
Joebobobob: 20/20 HP
Jukebot: 20/20 HP
Karpinsky: 20/20 HP
Krill13: 20/20 HP
Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/20 HP (has superior dark chocolate)
P!Pionoplayer: 20/20 HP, Sword Hilt (level 2)
Ranger_Strider_: 20/20 HP
That-Random-Guy: 20/20 HP
The_Quiet_Watcher: 20/20 HP
The_Two_Eternities: 20/20 HP
The Ego: 20/20 HP
Vylad: 20/25 HP (has wound healer)
Winkins: 30/20 HP (has Epipen)

Current Player Power: 50,000
You have the Weather-Beaten Journal and the Perfect Condition Journal.

OOC: Due to IRL stuff stacking up fast, with the end of the school year approaching and all, updates might keep being slow for a bit. The next one should be Tuesday - my usual Sunday update will be skipped. My apologies.

Moniker · Apr 26, 2019

Everyone! Hello! I'm back from my hiatus, and feeling revitalized. All the IRL stuff I was dealing with has settled down, and now I have more time to work on this game! Thank you all for being so patient.

Now, just as a quick reminder for everyone whose memory is a little dusty:

-You're currently fighting Go An Na, the ultimate evil being whose existence was both began and fulfilled by a 1 Entropic Paradox Roll!
-In order to beat Go An Na's influence, you need to stop the negative effects of every 1-9 Entropic Paradox Roll effect!
-Currently, you've beaten the 8 Spider roll, and you're on the verge of beating the other rolls!
-Lemon Quest is at 734 parts left, with 32 parts complete/action. You have 6 "saves" that protect you from temptation.
-G!Pionoplayer and Frisk are still kicking, but most of the other League of Most Hated Characters are dead. You need to finish them off!
-The True Throne and True Summonspitter need to be finished to properly end the fight against the Sealed Bosses!
-The Temporal Guardian needs to be defended, as you'll lose the fight if he kicks the bucket.
-The Defenders are working with you, but at the start, you were told you'd need to destroy their Tower to win the sidequest you're in...

Without further ado, let's get back at it!

Crusher48 said:
Focused Action: I summon 10 shadow clones and have them complete lemon quest alongside me.

The clones clear paths of enemies for you and let you complete parts at a doubled rate! 196 lemon quest parts beaten!

Karpinsky said:
Arbiter, help me out!

2x action plus potential Arbiter assistance:
I jump up onto the Throne, then jump again, high up into the air and start streaking down so that I impact it at high speeds. These speeds are so much the higher because I'm using some rockets to literally rocket down into the Throne, pushing it towards the ground with the force of my impact.

The Throne would just slam into the ground, but there's something in the way: the Summmonspitter. The Throne crushes the Summonspitter deep into the ground and goes down with it.

Now the Throne and the Summonspitter sit at the bottom of a very deep, oddly narrow hole. It didn't make a crater because I lined the area around the Summonspitter with timelocked steel: utterly unbreakable without temporal shenanigans.

Then I fill the hole with lava, still with the Throne and Summonspitter trapped inside, and let it cool.

1x action:
I take a look at Piono's in-progress sword, and decide to start small with how I boost it. I build a Laser Beam Emitter into the base of the sword. Now, when the sword is swung, it will shoot laser beams in the direction of the swing.

Action submitted for Arbiter powering up! A good bit of MMA-style warfare never hurt anybody, except for the enemies on the receiving end.

Piono's sword is powered up! Now it is the Laser Sword Hilt!

Ender_Smirk said:
The Heir notices Piono's sword thing. He decides to help out. His hoodie glows green and grey, and suddenly, the hilt begins to develop a blade. A simple test of the edge, however, would show it to be impossibly sharp, having a cutting edge small enough to cleanly bisect electrons, with proper aim.
Having done that, he proceeds to take action to deal with Frisk. His hoodie glows teal, and suddenly, Frisk can no longer find the temporal guardian, no matter how hard they try. This may be the result of a mental block added into their mind. They also find an inexplicable urge to try to pacify the Auto Sniper, since it seems to have no purpose but to harm. There is no way for the Defenders to know why this happens.
If the above doesn't take too many actions, and he dodges the lemon quest, the Heir reads more of the weather beaten journal, which he begins to suspect is the only honest one.

Piono's sword is now the Sharp Laser Sword Hilt!

Lemon quest tempts you... but so many others have worked on it, and its almost done... you shake it off. 8 saves left.

Frisk is immune to most urges - resisting the urge to murder everything is pretty tough, after all! In spite of that, oddly enough, the Temporal Guardian seems to constantly escape their notice. Every time they look at where the Temporal Guardian should be, they find themselves looking at something else instead. Frisk doesn't remember themselves being so willingly distracted by bushes, insects, and paint drying.

The next entry in the Weathered Journal:

Alright, next entry here. I flew around a bunch, made a few quarries. It all seems like normal Minecraft. I made sure to strip-mine a whole bunch of stuff and get us some gear - not that its any use, with our Player powers so easily outstripping anything we can make. I'm really just bored. The other Players have yet to get back from their sidequest.

In any case, while hunting around, I did find one interesting thing. Another journal, similar to this one. It seems like its in really good condition, and was similar to mine, but - it only tells a story of a perfectly ordinary and boring quest which then ends in them being returned home. I'm immediately suspicious - I believe the spiel we were given at the beginning of the quest indicated we were the first to come here.

I plan on confronting the Defender Captain again with my buddy and asking him about it. But maybe I should wait for the other Players to get back... Urf... that's all for now.

That-Random-Guy said:
FOCUS

I direct the Autosniper to fire at the True Throne, then I set about completing parts of Lemon Quest alongside dozens of golems of my creation.

The Autosniper nods.

With your golems, you manage to get double the parts completed! Another 192 parts down!

At this point, massive amounts of parts have been completed for you. Lemon Quest's "overarching plotline", such as it is, has coalesced in you now mostly returning things, finishing up mini-storylines, and closing the circle of your utterly obscene trade chain. You're almost back to that original NPC. Almost!

Ranger_Strider_ said:
1. The sword of the pianoman... I install a small explosive in the hilt. When the blade shatters after a strike, the explosive goes boom, throwing the sword's shrapnel at the entity the sword broke on.
2. The sword blade that Ender started... I begin to engrave the runes of the dawi onto it. Runes for added durability, runes for additional sharpness, runes for truestrike... all are there.
3. I portal the True summonspitter a million miles up... and let it fall.

Piono now has the Explosive Sharp Laser Blade Hilt! You also add even more onto Ender_Smirk's addition, making it the SharpER sword!

(Almost tempted by Lemon Quest. There's still a bunch of saves left.)

WHUMP. 70,000 damage to the True Summonspitter. What a pity that it broke through the ground and fell into a cave full of creepers. I guess it still would have been okay after that, if the creepers hadn't blown it up and dropped the Summonspitter down a ravine into more lava. And maybe the True Summonspitter would've still made it out, if the ground it dragged itself onto hadn't been right on the doorstep of the exceedingly rare triple-skeleton-dungeon combination.

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
A piece of paper floats down from the sky. It hits the ground without a sound and just sits there. On it, there are words. "What words?" one may ask. Well, that's a difficult to answer question. In theory, its the greatest character description ever written. Of course, the writer doesn't know what that is. In fact, the writer has no clue what to write. He/She would really enjoy some sort of thought provoking introduction that is really deep and extremely entertaining. Alas, the writer has nothing. One could say that the writer has writer's block...
Silence...
The sound of friction is heard on the paper. All of that indecipherable nonsense slowly fades away. A chalky sort of sound starts up as the friction ends. Two words appear on the paper. "Writer's Block." It isn't much. In fact, it isn't anything at all. But somewhere, it has meaning. In some way or another, these two words are the key to something great.
The paper emits a dim, white glow. It seems to spread out and grow. A misty veil starts to form around it. A blurred shape rises. Anticipation sets in as it slowly becomes visible. The shape breaks free from its portal of papyrus. It looks magnificent. It's a... It's a... It's a...

Black Box
That is all. It's just a black box. The sense of genius fades quickly dies. What could possibly be the use of a floating, black box?
Action Yī - The black box starts to ripple. It sways back and forth, almost as if it is made of gelatin. A small hole appears in the center of it. From it, a normal person falls. He stands up and looks around. He seems confused at why everything is so square and what is in front of him. As he does so, he pats his pants pockets. He panics and pulls his pockets out. He finds nothing. He folds them back in and yells, "Who stole my wallet!?" He turns around and sees Old Man Henderson. The generic person peers at him, suspiciously. He never trusted old men. He takes his fancy dress shoe off of his foot and waves it around. "Did you steal my wallet!?" he screams. He rushes forwards at Old Man Henderson. He slams the bottom of his shoe right in Henderson's mouth. He follows this up by thrusting it right at Henderson's neck. As he does so, a small blade extends out of the front of it, just in time to cut Old Man Henderson. The person looks at his shoe, surprised. He then looks back up at Henderson. "Where's my wallet?" he commands. He stares right into Henderson's eyes and decides Henderson doesn't have it. He puts his shoe back on and wonders about who does.
Action Èr - With his interrogation of the old man complete, the generic person searches around for people who could have stolen his wallet. His eyes fall upon the True Throne. What if he lost it in the cushion of that chair? He heads over, completely ignoring the person sitting in the throne. He gets to the side of it and plunges his hand into the cushion. He feels around inside, but can't seem to find anything. He does feel what he thinks are magic scepters, or maybe priceless crowns. However, he can't find his wallet. He pulls his hand out of the throne's cushion and shakes it around. It was extremely warm in there. So, he does the logical thing and waves his hand around at it, trying to cool the chair down. As he does this, his sleeve shrinks back on his arm. By doing this, it reveals a metal plate that was covering his arm. The generic person looks at this, feeling extremely confused. He decides to take this off and use it to fan the chair. After waving it around a few times, his arms tire. He drops the metal plate onto the throne. Upon contact with the throne, metal spikes pop out of it, impaling the arm of the throne. The person can't take any more surprises. He decides to take the metal plate out of the chair, not wanting to damage it too badly.
Action Sān - While he removes the plate, the person finally notices the guy in the chair. It occurs to him he still hasn't found his wallet. It also occurs to him that people in thrones steal riches from their people. It finally occurs to him that his wallet is valuable. After putting two and two together, the generic person realizes that the guy in the throne might have stolen his wallet. "Give me my wallet." He demands. This time, he takes off his tie. He swings it around over his head and uses it as a sort of whip to assault the guy in the throne. He lands the first one, but it does basically nothing. He thinks to himself, "Why am I using this as a whip?" He tries the same hit again, but this time, the tie sort of solidifies. It changes from a whimpy cloth tie to an actually painful whip. He lashes out against the guy in the throne, who grimaces in pain. The generic person tries one more hit, but the tie somehow redirects itself around the generic person's neck. It ties itself smoothly and reestablishes the generic person's style.
While all of this happened, the black box was just sitting around. However, now that the person is done failing to find his wallet, the box opens. Inside, there is a simple wallet. The generic person notices this and runs over to the box. He leaps in and grabs the wallet. He reads the ID on it and sees his name. Under his name, he sees a strange string of numbers. On the back of it, words reading, "Agent 348," are written in marker. As the box closes, the person gives out a loud gasp and shouts, "I remember!" Then he is gone, the only sign of his existance being the black box.

Hello, and welcome to the game! O.R.I.G.I.N. , I'm sorry to say you hopped in right as I went on hiatus... but you're plenty welcome to play!

When one needs to find a wallet, you do what it takes. Its an immutable law of Reality. Good entry post! During the walletfinder's shenanigans, he deals 70,000 damage to Old Man Henderson, and 140,000 damage to the True Throne! Also he gets his wallet.

(At one point he is almost distracted by Lemon Quest. However, the temptation to complete his Wallet Quest is far greater!)

JOEbobobob said:
[0] "Moniker, the thread you're looking at has the same metaphysical ID as this entire fight. If not for Go An Na's second chance blocking time travel, i'd say its likely from the future. If it has more then 289 pages, i suspect you'll be able to see the future with it."
"Think long and hard before you decide whether to read it."
"(Though it is, of course, possible it's an alternate version of this fight, or diverges a short time before its equivalent of Go An Na.)"
"(or is compeltely fictionln")
of course, using my portal into the soul of hexagonafield, it is simple to read over his shoulder. whats it say?
Priority 1)I grab Rapture from the now-dead DLE Pionoplayer. does this need to be destroyed for us to win? It's not an entity...
Priority 2) I Point out that the soul-sword would be indestructible as long as they don't know how to undo the enchantment, and put the pieces back together,before searching DLE!JOE's inventory dimension thing for the items; sanitizing a rock wouldn't make it explode, so the only logical explanation for the lack of items is if they were stored in a hard-to-see way.
Priority L // 3 : This action is a direct lemonquest action. Therefore, if lemonquest tries to steal one of my actions, I do this action as the lemonquest action and do the other afterwards.

All lemon quest NPCs should obviously include the NPC of the first trade of lemonquest! They now believe any item to be equivalent to Old Man Jenkins' Xylophone! I give them the cobblestone block that Was hiding the perfect condition and weathered journals! They proceed to give me the lemon in exchange for "TOTALLY OLD MAN JENKINS XYLOPHONE"! Lemonquest, completed?!?!?!?!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

That's... a good point. Excellent observation... I'll read... carefully.

Rapture snagged. It seems to still have the majority of its ordinary properties, except of course properties which would be OP or unfitting for the Reality of DefTG. Reality doesn't remember off the top of its head what those properties were, so an exact listing can't yet be given.

DLE!JOEbob's stuff is definitely gone. You searched everywhere. It just isn't there. Perhaps its for the best. None of this stuff from fictionland should be allowed to stick around, if you ask me.

64 parts of Lemon Quest complete!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!???? For some reason, you feel like the quest would completely break if you did that. So instead you use the cobblestone block to double the effectiveness of your efforts!

DanganMachin said:
1. I use liquid oxygen to make the last ring of temptation rust and break apart.
2. I distract Frisk from pacifing us with puns.
3. I then proceed to rupture the oil tanker with my flaming chainsaw.

Taking the hit : This turn if another player or [AG] entity is attacked, I will take the hit instead.

You feel the faintest traces of a Lemon Quest temptation. But then it goes away. It has little power over you, now.

Last Ring of Temptation broken! You feel something lift...

You put an actual Pacifier in Frisk's mouth and then call him... PACIFIED. Frisk gives you the blankest yet most judgmental stare anyone has ever been given. Already aggravated from being unable to pinpoint the Temporal Guardian, Frisk decides to just not pacify anything this turn!

You rupture the FWOOOOOOOMMMM!

The area around Frisk, and containing Frisk, and also the area on Frisk's clothes is immediately consumed by flames! All the other enemies scuttle away to the other half of the valley, as Frisk finds himself in the middle of a fiery hellstorm! Frisk enters his combat mode, and to his terror finds that the flames have filled up the entire black-and-white square! His SOUL, and also his physical body (but mostly his physical body) take 5 damage!

CaptainNZZZ said:
*something something damage resistance*

So the Auto-sniper has the ability to charge up its attack...I want that. Seriously, how many more entities of mine would be alive if all those turns spent not attacking still could do damage?

Pulling out a green crystal I grind it into dust and blow the crystal's dust out of my hands. In the air the dust inexplicably forms into a vaguely human shape and as its features grow clearer as time passes it becomes clear who it is, Undead Einstein. A mere shade of his former self conjured forth from beyond undeath, Undead Einstein holds out his hands until strange devices appear in them and then he gets work studying the mechanics of the Auto-sniper's chargeable attack.

If anyone interrupts him Undead Einstein will merely conjure up a sign and a magnifying glass that then float to the individual bothering him, the teeny tiny text on the wooden sign detailing his sole intentions and actions are relating to studying the Auto-sniper's attack charging mechanic for replicable purposes.

Once he finishes his work Undead Einstein drifts back over to me and provides me the research he's collected on replicating such a mechanic along with a highly detailed report on the Auto-sniper's design before the summoning loses power and he fades from existence. So long, old friend. (x2)

As Old Man Henderson tries to evade the police forces engaging him he happens to come across a stray tree. Leaping into the air Old Man Henderson launches himself through the tree's leaves in an attempt to break line of sight Old Man Henderson discovers the tree's inhabitants, a bee hive he just smashed his way through.

Naturally, the bees aren't happy about this turn of events and they set to work making Old Man Henderson pay for his actions with excessive stinging. As this particular hive is made up of cyborg killer bees they are not only able to sting multiple times but they're more than willingly to chase Old Man Henderson for miles. Good luck focusing enough to attack something with such a determined swarm gunning for you! (x1)

You take the spirit of Undead Einstein's report. It outlines detailed instructions for potentially replicating this ability, and notes that the process is likely to incur significant CP costs. As none of your inventory items will be coming with you once you leave this, you commit the report to memory.

Old Man Henderson, cursing up a storm, is now being chased by Cyborg Killer bees! I generally don't feel much sympathy for Old Man Henderson-type characters, but... right now... I gotta say... poor guy...

Old Man Henderson now has one less attack per turn, and is taking significantly more damage every turn!

EternalStruggle said:
ES is about to go ahead and attack someone when he suddenly stops, and then nods. He's apparently just heard something.

Immediately, he gets to work summoning some gear with all his actions. A powerful railrifle with phase ammunition, it could fire a deadly round enhanced with who knows what that is fully capable of bypassing all attacks. With a mix of temporarily moving to an alternate dimension and teleporting past defences, this round could get anywhere. Shields? Don't work. Bodyguards? Don't work. Walls? Definitely don't work. Sure, it's a bit tricky to use properly, and breaks down after only one high-power shot, but if used properly it will always hit its targets and do tremendous damage.

(The desired mechanical effect is as follows: a one-use item that allows the next attack its user makes to bypass most forms of defense, including attack shields, redirectors and the like, body blocking, armor, and such similar things. Using this item requires an action itself, so the following attack will have, at most, 2 actions put into it.)

(Lemon Quest calls to you. You ignore it.)

Railrifle constructed! You get one 2-action attack that can bypass all forms of defense. Do note that this must be used before the sidequest ends, otherwise you'll have to leave it behind and lose it!

pionoplayer said:
OOC: heck, I kinda meant for the sword hilt to be listed in what it's damage output would be after quenching, as opposed to levels. The idea was that things like "I upgrade the sword" give it less power, while a few more well thought out sentences together would give a boost, so that I (and other folks) am(/are) not incentivized to just go 'I upgrade my sword' repeatedly. Doing it in Levels means that there's no functional difference between actually doing something, and just tossing an action at it because you can't be bothered to do something else.

I nod at G!Pionoplayer. "Sounds like a deal to me. I haven't got any good entity ideas at the moment anyways so this works out in my favor. Speaking of which, I think I'll do you one. Yes, officially speaking you have to be removed in order to take down Go An Na. I thought you'd caught on to that when I went through my explanation. Actually speaking, you're a Piono aren't you? You should be able to figure a way out of this mess right? You've gotten out of worse.
For the record, my original plan was to discuss with you whether you wanted to try breaking your connection to Go An Na, or just send you back home with some useful information on your situation and the Multiverse in general. Ultimately, I guess you can go for either of those as you wish. You're gonna be out of my hair one way or another."

I 'turn' to Moniker. "You're in the wrong forum. If the archive has some kind of proper search engine to it what you want to search up is 'Destroy the Godmodder' not 'Defeat'. There's a Piono in the thread you're looking at, sure, but it's not the one I got Go An Na to summon."

Action 1: I walk over to Frisk, and invite them to sit down with me as I conjure up a table, some chairs, and the various things which one needs to make golden flower tea (one of Frisk's preferences if I recall correctly)
"Don't worry, I'm not trying to convince you to change sides, I know where the two of us stand in relation to each other and at the moment I've got more urgent matters than you 'pacifying' entities."
I sit down at the table and begin making motions with one of my arms, lifting the teapot into the air, pouring water into it mixed with some of the tea and then properly boiling it with fire magic while it floats in the air.
"Look, I'll be straight with you, while we may generally be a violent bunch, you can't solve everything with pacifism. Asriel gave you that piece of advice too, right? You had to fight Asgore, you had to fight Flowey. I'm fairly certain you fought... well, that's a discussion for another time."
The teapot begins boiling, and with another gesture, it pours out some of the readied tea into the teacups.
"I'm not trying to excuse our actions, definitely not trying to excuse mine I've definitely sent myself well past the realm of what's acceptable in my time. I know that some of us here should be exonerated..." I look around at some of the others. Captain.Cat, Winkins. I turn to look back at Frisk. "But I'm definitely not the one who should be passing judgement. My job is breaking things, pure and simple, and that includes people often enough that solving moral quandries isn't something you delegate to me. Sugar?"
Frisk gestures for how much sugar they want in their tea, and I nod, with another gesture of my own dropping the requested sugar cubes into their cup. A small flask of purple liquid rises up and pours a little bit into my own. The two stirring spoons rise up and begin stirring the additives into the cups of tea as the cups float down in front of their respective owners.
"Of course, that probably makes you wonder why I'm telling you this, if I want something from you. The answer to that is simple. You don't want to pacify the Temporal Guardian, at least not yet. They are currently the only thing between Go An Na and throwing reality into an eternal never ending loop of pain and suffering. An eternal bad ending. For everyone. I know quite well that neither of you locked in that head wants that."
I take a sip from my cup of tea.
"One of you, depending on position and personal goals, wants either to befriend everyone and bring about a properly peaceful ending or to just screw around and do whatever they feel like while using the power of Determination to avoid the consequences. Which it is is hard to tell at this point. The other of you wants to end the eternal pain and suffering that reality is stuck with, by any means necessary. All three of those goals hit a very definite GAME OVER should the Temporal Guardian be pacified and his time stop be disabled."
I take another sip from my cup.
"The first goal fails because reality will always, from the point of failure onwards, reboot in the middle of the single most devastating, pain-inducing, awful war to ever exist. No happy endings ever again. The second goal fails because in the event of the Temporal Guardian going down, you, Frisk, are forced to pay the ultimate price. Being locked into the same set of paths. Eternally. The plaything of Go An Na forever with even less ability to break out of his power than the denizens of the Underground have to break out of yours. The third goal fails because there is no release. No escape. Should the Temporal Guardian be pacified all of reality is permanently doomed to the pain and suffering it bears now. Forever. Repeatedly."
"Game Over." I set down my cup, now drained, punctuating my next words. "For good."
I stand up, pushing the chair back, and beginning to walk away.
"Obviously, I can't choose what you do from here on out, but I've given you information that should hopefully influence you to make wiser decisions about what order you pacify people in. And when it comes down to it, maybe show the Temporal Guardian a little bit of mercy. Almost everything they've done has been to save reality from the doom we're fighting here. He's sacrified almost everything he has and is to make life a little less dark for the rest of us."

Action 2: I look at the sword that me, and now others, have begun working on. I need a foolproof way to make this sword better. Oh! I know! There is one absolutely foolproof way to make literally anything better.
I rub some bacon on it.

Action 3: Of course, that alone isn't enough, this sword needs to be as great as possible. Normally, gold and silver are the choice materials for embellishing a sword. I don't have either of those so I choose something better. As we all know, silence is golden and duct tape is silver, so I cover the sword in duct tape and then nail a copy of Simon and Garfunkel's Sound of Silence to it. Somehow this makes the sword stronger.

Alright, the sword is now using the ADJECTIVAL system. Adjectives of varying coolness affect the performance, and level is only a measure of raw action power.

I don't know how you managed to turn to face the fifth-dimensional piece of Reality through which my terminal displays your current surroundings, but you did. Great.

In any case, my curiosity is aroused. I've gotta read this thing. My archive software says G!Pionoplayer is definitely here.

Okay. Reading... reading...

...

...Oh.

...

...I have to say, I'm really with the Temporal Guardian on messing with Time and Reality-related things. Dealing with that stuff for minor conveniences can cause major problems. So I will give you the BRIEFEST of summaries. Essentially, everything in that thread went precisely the same, right up until it came time to slay Alice - you ended up deciding to let Altair kill her after all.

Once that happened, the Godmodder had an open slot for an apprentice, and put out a call to the other Players. After a fierce competition, mostly fought between the man who is now G!Pionoplayer and that Reality's JOEbob, Pionoplayer became the Godmodder's Apprentice. From there, a whole bunch of things happened resulting in his current situation being... what it is. I don't think I should tell you much more than that, but... it ended in the deaths of everyone but G!Pionoplayer, who left to find a new Reality, and coincidentally ended up here.

But this thread... on this forum... it's some kind of anomaly. Is it an alternate timeline? Or some manifestation of Go An Na's influence? Either way, I'm going to permanently delete it from this archive - and everywhere else it may or may not be, when I get a chance. It needs to go. Trust me on this one.

...

...Your actions! Right! Your actions! Here we go!

Frisk stares blankly. Perhaps your speech is sinking in! ...Or, uh, maybe he fell asleep with his eyes open.

The sword now has the BACON adjective! The enemies gasp and back away - now they're REALLY scared! You cut them a wicked grin, and lick your sword, both for intimidation and also because it has bacon on it.

You remember the old adage: If duct tape isn't solving your problem, you just aren't using enough! You go to the nearby Minecraft home depot and grab 3 industrial-size rolls of duct tape. The sword is now Duct-Taped and Silent in addition to Bacon!

G!Pionoplayer's post:

You know what, little me? You're completely right. Not to worry Moniker, I can see the hints you're having this NPCP drop here. I've got this.

I decide to use all my actions this turn conjuring up something familiar... a God Tier Bed. From Homestuck! I'll just lay right down on this bed, shish ke bab myself, get right on back up, hopefully freed from Go An Na's curse and with an extra layer of conditional immortality on top of the layers I already have!

I lay on the God Tier Bed. Next turn, I'll use the actions to stab myself. I also double-check all the variables... I have a dreamself that I just made up now, I hit the top of my AGES ago... things should be good...

Also, P!Pionoplayer, Moniker was overall right about the nature of my old Reality. ...Old Reality? I guess it sounds a bit odd to say. So Alice is still alive here? She's probably gonna come back and our decision will bite us in the butt at some point...

You make a God Tier Bed, and lay down on it! I give no guarantees as to the success of this plan, though I suppose it has some merit.

(Psssst. Players. If you don't want my advice that's fine, but I'm not sure if the God Tier plan will work and I'm also not sure its worth risking Reality on. God Tier beds only work when they're unmodified. An action or two spent "improving" the God Tier Bed could nip this issue in the bud.)

Dragon of Hope?!? said:
Using 2 actions, I upgrade the Ordinary Sword. Then, with my last action and all cp (if I have it) I use a Ordinary Normal Attack on Frisk with my Ordinary Sword

The Ordinary Sword is now the extraOrdinary Sword! You hack and slash Frisk with it until the sword bends and breaks! 2.1 damage to Frisk!

Bill Nye said:
hehehehhehHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA! NOTHING SHALL STAND BEFORE ME!

Action 1-3: I go after the True Throne. I jump up wielding 2 blasters for my hands. I fire pure Determination into it which causes mini-explosions and holes to pop up. I then spawn 4 red Gaster blasters that are made with Determination. I fire all of my blasters at the throne. Then, as a final attack, I combine all of my lasers into a giant one. The blast completely envelops the Throne. The blast continues until it is out of sight.

Kirby looks at the status of the DT extractor to see that it is almost charged. Suddenly, alarms start to go off as a projectile heads straight towards Kirby. It is a giant red laser that seems to be made of Determination. Kirby takes control of the ship and pulls it away from the blast. The beam continues to fly through into deep space. Kirby tracked its course and found where it's going to land. Kirby goes wide-eyed.

P. Flowey makes the first move and proceeds to save. He saves it in slot 6. Then, he makes his first attack. He rains bombs on everyone. Sans teleports away and Gaster deflects some of the bombs back at P. Flowey which proceeds to take 1 Damage. Gaster goes wide-eyed, "HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?"
"Its his defense. Since he has the power of 6 human souls, he is powered up. We need to last. attacking this guy won't cut it until we can get his defense down. M.A.R.I.A, change into defense mode!"
Shadrix suit starts to change. All of his weapons disappear and are replaced with shields. An energy field appears covering him up. Shadrix's suit gets bigger to increase defense. Then, Shadrix puts his palms up into Gaster and Sans as they both receive an energy shield. Shadrix then prepares for an attack coming at him. Sans proceeds to do the same. Flowey takes this time and pulls out flamethrowers. The flames bounce off of the shields and go back into Flowey which proceeds to take 2 Damage. Flowey then creates Friendliness pellets and attacks them with it. The attacks don't break through the shield and instead just disappeared.

Flowey laughs. His screen now starts to flash a message saying, "WARNING" while accompanied by a siren. Suddenly, His T.V screen goes all static and now a Cyan soul appears. tons of daggers start to form around the 3 and proceeds to stab into the shields. The shields effortlessly block all the knives trying to break through. Shadrix then creates an ACT button and presses it. He calls for help. Suddenly then knives disappear and the cyan soul glows and quickly disappears. P. Flowey comes back and looks angry.

TO BE CONTINUED...

BATTLE SCHEMATIC

Scene = Flowey's battlefield

AC
Shadrix HP: 99999999999999 ATK: ??? DEF: ??? (Suit set into DEF mode) (Filled with DETERMINATION) (Now has an energy shield. 99% integrity)
sans HP: 1 DEF: 1 (Powered by Shadrix's DETERMINATION) (Has a 100% dodge rate) (dodge rate can lower if tired) (Now has an energy shield. 99% integrity)
Gh@st3r HP: 666666 ATK: 6666 DEF: 66666 (Can't be harmed by normal means) (Can glitch out the enemy) (Now has an energy shield. 99% integrity)

PC
Chara HP: 99 ATK: 99 DEF: 99 (Filled with Determination) (Has 7 Butterscotch Pies) (can be revived upon death)
[BOSS] P. Flowey HP: 299,997 ATK: 100 DEF: 99999 (made with Chara's Glitches) (can save and load)

200,000 damage to the True Throne! The True Throne cringes at the Undertale reference as it goes flying off into the distance!

The quiet watcher said:
The quiet watcher leaves the town of violence and begins paving a railway through the mountains by way of grabbing Superman and using him as a living plow. Given his invincible frame, it wouldn't even leave him mildly inconvenienced under normal circumstances. As the quiet watcher didn't know that he had been shot full of kryptonite, it left a red smear as the mountains shredded him as much as his body broke the mountains.

Once that was done, he began using Minecraft rails and railcarts to rapidly lay down tracks ahead of him, setting up a railway as fast as he could.

Then he does a round of the Lemon quest as a quick break.

You construct and complete a solid 25% of the railway! Its a big mountain, but you've made good progress. The Pacified Superman is slain completely, and of course you complete a sweet 32 parts of Lemon Quest.

Alastair Dragovich said:
Using his first two actions, Alastair steals Eevee Shadow Bacon's Ring of Temptation. Then he uses said ring to do a BONUS SIDEQUEST in Lemon Quest to get THE HAT OF COMPLETION, sacrificing the last ring as part of the Bonus Sidequest! A side effect of doing this is that it disables Hard mode!

Then, Alastair writes and publishes the Quester's Guide to Questing! Now all Lemon Quest parts related to questing is halved!

If Lemon Quest is finished by then, then Alastair instead throws and epic rave party in celebration! In the middle of the hypothetical party, he accidentally destroys Old Man Henderson's Lawn Gnomes, forcing the Old man to spend any and all actions attacking Alastair while said player is on the field!

You manage to glitch through some walls without the ring, or rather, using the ghost paradox image of the ring in the past! -10% Lemon Quest Stability, but Hard Mode disabled! You then follow your own questing guide to complete 64 parts! Almost... almost there...!

Krill13 said:
Eyowe, having lost all 5 Rings of Temptation, comes to his senses...and the first thing he sees is himself all over [Lemon] Quest. Suffice to say, he's a bit unsettled by this.

x2 Action:
For totally no reason whatsoever, Eyowe has the urge to add stuff to Piono's Sword Hilt, so he does.

You know that thing where soldiers carry stuff like family pictures to war for good luck or for some motivation boost? Well, Eyowe added a picture of a pie to the hilt, because of course, who wouldn't fight for pie?

x1 Action:
Eyowe tries assimilating one of his [Lemon] Quest selves into himself, seeing if that'll give him some boost or something.

Pionoplayer looks at his new motivational pie hilt. He feels a burst of odd fondness and motivation, staring at the pie. Its kind of freaking him out. He can't even remember the last pie he had. Can he?

You suddenly feel a rising and returning obsession with Lemon Quest, and rush to complete another 128 parts with the self you absorbed! You stop just sort of the finish line.

You only have a handful of parts left. One more action, and you'll finally get Old Man Jenkin's xylophone, and hand it off for access to the lemons. Almost. ALMOST.

GoldHero101 said:
"Time to finish this."

3 ACTION FOCUS - KILL THE LEMONS: I eat Lemon Quest while doing it. Delicious.

Lemon Quest Completed!

Quest Rewards:
+10 XP
+2 Diamonds
+10 Bottles of Enchanting
+1 Renown

Advancement: Lemon Lover

(Everyone looks your way as you acquire the lemons, closing an absolutely obscene trade loop! Everyone decides to take a moment to feast once the turn is over!)

Cephalos Jr. said:
All Actions: I teleport the Oil Tanker high into the air, then remove its air resistance. As it falls, it crushes Frisk. I then bisect it, causing all the oil to spill out over Frisk. I then light the oil on fire. The Village of Violence is naturally too far away from the main field to be covered in the oil from this, fortunately.

The Oil Tanker was also destroyed... so you SUMMON ANOTHER ONE! Frisk catches on fire! AGAIN! 1.6 damage!

Paradoxdragonpaci said:
"Let's hope this doesn't become too...much"

(x1)The Party continues the Nerfing of all things Lemon Quest,made even faster via the generous "donation" of 10 CP
(x2)A sudden Giant Chess Piece lands on Frisk for no discernible reason before disappearing back into some fizzy Energy

With Lemon Quest fully dealt with, you opt to direct extra power into hurting Frisk! 1.5 damage!

Vylad said:
Action One: I continue on with the Lemon-Quest, while creating a more complete version of the Lemon-Quest booklet. (-1)

Action Two: I Build another progenitor machine (+30 Clones per turn, automatically equipped with sonic guns.) (-1)

Action Three: I launch a huge attack against Momonga with my four hundred clones. (-1)

Free Actions: I send my clones on a hunt for the publishers, they will find them and then bring them to me.
I shall make them suffer.

Momonga is dead, and Lemon Quest is complete... so you go after Boruto instead! Your massive amount of clones get stabbed to death by Boruto in a frenzy of Marty-Stu style epic fighting, but in the end, you manage to catch Boruto off-guard and deliver the final blow! Boruto slain!

Daskter said:
3x I just keep reading through the journal

Weathered or Perfect Condition? It was Perfect Condition last time, so I'll assume the same. You find the Perfect Condition Journal has only one entry left.

Its time to leave! Me and my friends are ready to head back! This sidequest was a fun diversion, and thanks to the Defender Captain, we completed it easily! Hurrah!

Next, an entry of the weather-beaten journal:

I confronted the Defender Captain, after voicing my concerns to the my other friend. I... maybe yelled too much when I was talking to him. He handled it with surprising grace and told me that there was a sort of "test run" with this sidequest, and so the journal probably came from that. I'm not sure why I got so angry... I think I've just been really stressed out. I fought the godmodder so I would be able to live life in the fast lane, but I'm being driven up the walls with nothing to do!

And to be perfectly honest, the Defender Captain gives me the creeps. He's done absolutely nothing but build a handful of defenses and craft some better gear for himself, but...

The entry ends there. You turn to the next one.

The rest of the Players got back, very confused. They said they had gone to the location the Defender Captain had illustrated, but there was nothing there. They searched a lot of land for a long time, and found nothing. The Defender Captain illustrated that the "quest thing" they needed had moved, and gave them detailed instructions on how to catch it next time. The detailed instructions involved a surprising amount of statue-building and stakeouts, but the Defender Captain was very convincing and the others seemed on board, so I didn't say anything.

Now they're gone, and they left me and the other guy on watch duty. Again. I should've said something. I should've made them take me! I'm going out of my mind! But... agh, what to do...

Lately, I've felt... weaker. I haven't been able to do as much with my Player powers as I used to just a few hours ago. I wonder if the others feel alright.

The_Two_Eternities said:
3 actions: I strap clocks to the Temporal Guardian. All kinds of clocks, really. Grandfather clocks, cuckoo clocks, alarm clocks... and they're all perfectly in sync. Because timey-wimey something something, the Temporal Guardian receives healing.

How excellently thematic! In addition, red orbs cover up the clocks, and you can feel more and more power pouring into them! A humming noise begins to grow, and the Temporal Guardian receives 350,000 current and max HP!

Captain.Cat said:
I decide that at this time it is best to assist The_Two_Eternities in healing the Temporal Guardian. 'I wish for The_Two_Eternities attempt at healing the Temporal Guardian to be empowered so it cause the Temporal Guardian to be healed even more!' Suddenly in a red flash of light a translucent red orb hovers in the before then moving of it's own accord and getting close to the clocks strapped onto the The Temporal Guardian. after a moment the Orb breaks up into dozens of smaller orbs and starts entering into the dozens of different clocks strapped around the Temporal Guardian. Soon the clocks have a red tint to them give off a hum of power. (3 CP)

Winkins said:
...

Having received word of Moniker coming back from Hiatus on the neat informative plane of Discord, I pull myself to disturb the thread and cast in my actions to have them in the next update should he update in the next coming days as he said.

Feeling well enough to move without the pain of life bearing on me, I turn to the machine that I've set up and spent putting my actions into, bypassing the no-charging rule. I quickly pat the machine's "head" as though it was a child and removed the ability to take my tears of sadness that I was crying for a few turns as an energy source. Quickly, I take manual control of the energy in the machine and start fiddling with it, molding the energy that I spent 3 turns (including this one) into its creation and form it into a futuristic device that can mechashift between a Greatsword and Greatshield.

To explain my weapon, the weapon can be shifted into a large shield or an intimidating twohanded sword, taking an action to shift between. The Greatshield making it so that I take reduced damage and make bodyguarding an ally free, while the Greatsword simply deals out more damaged into a strike.

With that basic explanation out of the way, I hold onto it and hold it in Greatsword form.

Greatsword/Shield created! Do note that it should be used before the end of the sidequest, as you'll have to leave it behind once the sidequest ends!

General_Urist said:
My muse is pretty weak right now....

Thankfully, while the thread was on hiatus I went to university, completed a masters of science in lemonology with straight As, and wrote a well-respected thesis on the suble narratocausal links underlying imperatives pertaining to citrus collection. With my return, I also bring copies of said thesis I distribute far and wide, allowing people everywhere to find hidden shortcuts to the lemon quest!

Lemon Quest is complete! Instead, you set up a proper lemon-eating party, with plenty of water and antacids to go around, as well as several hand-washing stations - there's sure to be some sticky hands! In just a moment, it'll be lemon time!

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V:

Frisk has no beds left. He's down to 6.3 HP. And now, he's just been given a major talking to by Pionoplayer.

He looks down on and thinks about things for a moment. And then, he makes a decision. Frisk officially decides that now, just this once, it's time to FI-

I will seize your SOUL, rebellious one.
I will seize your SOUL, rebellious one.
I will seize your SOUL, rebellious one.
I will seize your SOUL, rebellious one.
I will seize your SOUL, rebellious one.

Frisk feels the himself being consumed. He comes to his feet and begins stumbling towards the Temporal Guardian, now suddenly able to see him once again. He reaches out his finger, points at the Temporal Guardian, AND-

But it refused.

Frisk refuses! He REFUSES to become a tool of this truly evil being - like Chara on steroids! Frisk grabs out the True Knife, realizing he'll only have control over his SOUL for a brief moment, and - he stops being a pacifist, and stabs himself! Already weakened to 6.3, Frisk's HP is instantly reduced to nothing!

Frisk slain!

Frisk falls to the ground, and begins crumbling to dust. It seems this is the end. At least, he was no tool.

Another one of the League of Most Hated Characters falls.

AG:

Right! Arbiter action is GO!

Following Karpinsky's suggestion, the True Throne is lifted up into the air! Approximately 1,000,000,000,000 blocks into the air! As the True Throne begins to fall, it realizes that the force of gravity has been adjusted to accomodate for the increased size of a Minecraft world - that is to say, massively increased! Also, all oxygen has been removed from the 100 x 100 x 1,000,000,000,000 area that he's occupying, so he has NO terminal velocity with which to slow him down! The True Throne comes crashing into the Summonspitter flying WELL past the speed of sound!

1,000,000 damage to the True Throne and True Summonspitter! They are stunned this turn due to the impact!

The Temporal Guardian lashes out at Old Man Henderson, dealing two quick and devastating strikes! 1,000,000 damage to Old Man Henderson!

The Scrangler is still floating in the air thanks to the True Throne...

PG:

Old Man Henderson is busy fleeing from the bees! He gets off no attacks, opting to try and hide by jumping into a nearby lake! Old Man Henderson's backstory evidently doesn't include enough nature documentaries, as he really should've known that that's the exact wrong strategy to use to deal with bees!

The Cyborg Super bees electrocute the water, forcing Old Man Henderson to resurface, whereupon they shove their stingers into him at a hundred different points! Ow! Also the police shoot at him while he's stuck. He takes 400,000 damage!

The True Throne and Summonspitter sit there, dazed. Truly a pathetic showing from them.

REQUIREMENT is not met. REQUIREMENT is immensely aggravated by this.

N:

The Auto-Sniper refrains from firing, as all targets right now are relatively weak and its best to save the ammo for later! Meanwhile, all the Defenders work on the Time Crystal, upgrading it to be at x4 time! The Sniper is now charging up at an extremely fast rate! To potentially put a high-HP target in the ground with only one shot.

The Auto-Turrets help the police fire at Old Man Henderson! He takes 300,000 damage!

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Lemon Quest is complete! Yes! Yes! YEEESSSS!

An unearthly screech echoes throughout the field! With both Lemon Quest dealt with AND the very last negative inventory item removed, Go An Na has lost 2 more pieces of his influence over Reality!

But right now... right now, you can hardly bring yourself to care. You have lemons to sample.

All the Players sit at a table, amidst the balloons and very well-built fencing of General_Urist's party setup. In front of them is a plate, and on that plate is a lemon. There was exactly enough for everybody to have one.

Everybody clasps their hands, and closes their eyes in anticipation - maybe to say a prayer, maybe just to think about how great the lemon is going to be! Everyone understands that pausing for a moment to anticipate can only make the lemon sweeter.

However, as everyone has their eyes closed, nobody notices {wacky team pet} sneaking in through the back door! {wacky team pet}, being massive and fat, lolls out their giant tongue and scoops up every single lemon in one fell swoop, tucking them all into its giant belly! It doesn't even bother to chew, and doesn't even appear remotely satisfied with the food it has just eaten!

Everybody opens their eyes in shock, staring at {wacky team pet}! Oh, how silly! Oh, how zany! Oh, how -

In an immediate frenzy of true rage, every Player tackles {wacky team pet}, wrestles them to the ground, and prepares for SURGERY! There's no time for anesthetic! Slicing {wacky team pet} open, the lemons are quickly retrieved from its stomach, gently washed, placed back on the plates, and eaten posthaste! Unfortunately, {wacky team pet} didn't make it.

(Well... that wasn't how that scene was supposed to go. I mean... the lemons weren't even that special, it was more of a "you appreciate it more because you worked for it" kinda thing...)

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Lemon-eating activities aside... you're doing it, Players! You're winning! We're pushing Go An Na back! He surely has one more trick up his sleeve! I think we can win this this turn; take out both of the weakened Sealed Bosses, and deal some damage to Old Man Henderson so the police and bees can finish him! We've got this! Now's the time to stop Go An Na properly!

MINECRAFT VALLEY:

ITINERARY:
-Destroy the Tower to Win the Sidequest you're currently in!
-Kill every Sealed Boss!
-Defeat the League of Most Hated Fictional Characters! Only Old Man Henderson and G!Pionoplayer left!
-Suggest a good action for the Arbiter Action!

Arbiter Power: Ready next turn!

Field Effects: Lemon Quest REQUIREMENT (One PG entity must do Lemon Quest every turn!)

[N]Village of Violence: Currently level 2 defenses, not under attack

[N]Mountain railway: 25% complete

[PG]True Throne: 490,000/3,000,000 HP, inflicts auto-levitation while alive, Special: Crush: 1/5 (Boss)

[PG]True Summonspitter: 430,000/1,500,000 HP, Copy-summon!A (Boss)

[PG]Old Man Henderson: 510,000/2,500,000 HP, 300,000 x 2A (Super Heavy)(side change immunity)(-400,000 HP/turn and 4 attacks - fighting off police forces/bees!)

[AG - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 4,500,000/6,400,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: In use! (-10,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate)(+250,000 HP per turn)(miniboss+status effect resistance)(poison resistant)(has spatial warping necklace - saves from fatal blow)

~~[AG]Scrangler: 50,000 x 1 HP, 10,000 x 1A (makes more of itself every time it gets a kill, or a Player devotes a kill to it)(Auto-levitated)~~

[AG]G!Pionoplayer: 3/3 HP (protected from 3 attacks)(Laying on God Tier Bed)
God Tier Bed (unmodified)

[N]Cover Wall: 500,000 HP (can be used as shelter)(defending Tower as well)
Crystallized Shield: 100,000 HP (defending everything)

[N]Barracks: 600,000 HP (+10 AutoSoldiers/turn)
Autosoldiers: 10,000 x 50 HP, 5,000 x 50A

[N]Mortar: 400,000/400,000 HP, 450,000A (needs to be operated manually, can be fired once per turn)(stuns hit enemies)

[N]Autoturret: 200,000/200,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A
Autoturret: 200,000/200,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A

[N]Auto-sniper: 400,000/400,000 HP, 2,000,000A (charges up 500,000A/turn)(A resets when they attack)(A S/B/D ignorant)(ignores last-chance saves)(Speed Crystal - x4 time!)

[N]Speed Crystal: 250,000 HP (speeds-up one entity by 4)

[N]Shield Crystal: 300,000/300,000 HP (restores 100,000 HP shield every turn)

[N]Defender Captain: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender A: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender B: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender C: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender D: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender E: 20/20 HP (designated mortar operator)

[N]The Tower: 500,000 HP

Curse of No Charging

PLAYERS:
Alastair Dragovich: 17/20 HP
Arsenical: 17/20 HP
Bill Nye: 20/20 HP (has Gauntlet)(has boots)
Captain.cat: 20/20 HP
CaptainNZZZ: 20/20 HP
Cephalos Jr.: 20/20 HP
Crusher48: 15/20 HP
Dangan_Machin: 20/20 HP (magical relic - saves from one death at 1 HP!)
Daskter: 20/20 HP (holding handful of shrapnel grenades)
Dragon of Hope?!?: 20/20 HP
Eevee Shadow Bacon: 20/20 HP
Ender_Smirk: 17/20 HP
EternalStruggle: 16/20 HP (has Railrifle, spend one action to launch a defense-bypassing attack)
FlamingFlapjacks: 20/20 HP (has tophat - contains 1 boots of slowness, 1 helmet of betrayal)
General_Urist: 20/20 HP
GoldHero101: 20/20 HP
Joebobobob: 20/20 HP
Jukebot: 20/20 HP
Karpinsky: 20/20 HP
Krill13: 20/20 HP
Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/20 HP (has superior dark chocolate)
P!Pionoplayer: 20/20 HP, Explosive Laser Sharper Bacon Silent Duct Taped Pie-Motivational Sword Hilt (level 10)
Ranger_Strider_: 20/20 HP
That-Random-Guy: 20/20 HP
The_Quiet_Watcher: 20/20 HP
The_Two_Eternities: 20/20 HP
The Ego: 20/20 HP
Vylad: 20/25 HP (has wound healer)
Winkins: 30/20 HP (has Epipen)(wielding Greatsword/Shield, sword mode, 6 power)

Current Player Power: 50,000
You have the Weather-Beaten Journal and the Perfect Condition Journal.

Moniker · Apr 29, 2019

EternalStruggle said:
ES was busy relieving Amelia of her economic duties while the turn ended, so he missed all the resolutions. Presumably nothing too crazy happened at the LemonQuest Completion Party though, so it's not a big issue, right?

Now in a nice air-conditioned office without any paperwork, the two of them sit down and set out to read three more entries of the remaining Journal, if it even has that many left.

Ah, right, the plan. ES takes one action off reading the Journal, thus reading only two entries, in order to toss the Railrifle over to P!Piono. All yours, buddy.

The railrifle safely lands in Pionoplayer's hands.

You read the first entry:

I'm going to tear my hair out if I have to stay here, bored, for another moment. I'm just scribbling idly now. It's been HOURS since the other Players left. I've tried summoning videogames, but when you have the power to mod any videogame into being instantly beatable, it becomes hard to enjoy any of them. I should talk to the other guy, or the Defender Captain. SOMETHING. Maybe I'll just go to sleep.

And the second:

I slept for a solid 11 hours, probably. I didn't realize I was behind on a solid sleep schedule until just now. But I've realized our mistake! Our Player powers... they're fading away! I'm not going to waste time writing any more, I've got to head to where the other Players are and warn them! We can't waste any more time here!

Cephalos Jr. said:
Action 1: I conduct a biological inspection on {wacky team pet}, then convince Old Man Henderson to read a paper on it. The sheer nonsense that is {wacky team pet}'s biology makes Old Man Henderson's head hurt so hard he takes damage, so I destroy the remains of {wacky team pet} with a lightning gun and incinerate the paper after Old Man Henderson finishes reading it.
Actions 2 and 3: I need to relieve some stress. I mount the REAL ASS that was generated by Krill's action later in the turn, then ride over to the Crystallized Shield and strike it repeatedly with great precision with a glaive. Specifically, every strike hits a cleavage plane. The pieces of the shield fall to the ground.

Old Man Henderson mutters to himself... why would the tailbone be positioned above the cheek bone? Why? 60,000 damage to him!

Crystallized shield destroyed, for this turn!

Defender Captain: That one was on your side - careful where you strike!

Crusher48 said:
WARNING: Defender base is growing to exponential power. Next turn, they will have the capability to take out the Temporal Guardian by weakening it with their mortar and soldiers, before delivering the killing blow with the Auto-sniper. In 2 turns, they will have the capability to one-shot the Temporal Guardian outright with their auto-sniper, bypassing all defenses. We have clear evidence that their sidequest is bogus. We need to destroy them immediately.

Entity Orders: Temporal Guardian, you need to smash the Auto-Sniper. It's locked on to you! (if it isn't charging up to fire on you, it would have sniped one of the sealed bosses by now). If you have spare attack power, throw it at their tower.

Action 1: Before the Defenders can fire the mortar, I take control of the mortar and fire on the True Throne. That should knock out one dangerous boss and stop the mortar from being fired on our own forces.

Action 2: I take control of the speed crystal and re-target it to the temporal guardian. If these guys really are trustworthy, they'll realize that quadrupling the attack power of him will let him clear off all enemies at once.

Action 3: I hack into the enemy communications channels and replace all orders to the Auto-Soldiers with orders for the Auto-Soldiers to split into two groups, have a coin toss, and then have the losing half of their army executed. Since they aren't fanatical Thanosists, their likely response to this won't be to execute half of their number, but to instead either just ignore the orders or leave because their commanders have gone insane.

The Temporal Guardian nods.

450,000 damage to the True Throne!

You try to control the speed crystal, but the other Defenders surround you and push you away in a surprisingly gentle way.

Defender Captain: I'm very sorry you think we're going to betray you.

Defender Captain: We're trying to save up the Auto-Sniper's power for Go An Na. He's sure to have a massive health bar. We want to be able to open with a major attack.

Defender Captain: Don't worry. We have a plan.

The Auto-Soldiers, being automatic, really follow your orders! 50% of the Auto-Soldiers slain!

Defender Captain: You're only hurting yourself here. Please stop.

The Defender Captain tightens security on the comms channels. They automatically block Crusher's communications now.

JOEbobobob said:
[1] Yes! To Feast!... Feast on what? I don't like lemons. Feeling left out, I wander over to the True Summonspitter and decide to eat it. If I eat someone, I'll be two people, and then I won't be left out any more! YES! This is the PERfecT pLAn!!@!!1!!21!! I eat the True Summonspitter, and... well, i shut off my taste buds since it doesn't taste good either, but now I'll become not lonely!
aaaaaany minute now.
...third try's the charm?

[1] Accessing my own flesh, I reach towards the True Summonspitter, my stomach acid starting to dissolve its already-damaged form. This is, of course, completely irrelevant, as the Summonspitter hasn't been long enough for natural stomach acid to do more then a point of damage, At most. What is relevant is that this is painful and distracting, allowing me to turn some of my stomach lining into a rocket which launches free radicals at the TS. this is, of course, also irrelevant! even if i sent the free radicals at a prodigious rate, it can only kill a cell per hit, or so. But it's also distracting. This gives me the opportunity to conjure rocks in the TS's essophogous using rapture! (Rapture had elemental abilities from all 25 fiction-elements, one of which was earth. it also had 2 charge specials iirc.)! This is ALSO a distraction, because the Summonspitter probably doesn't even need to breath! But given how incredibly distracted they are, I have the chance to steal all 6 of the spitters socks- and replace them with the socks from its early forms! These oversized socks not only have no health bar protecting them- allowing the acid to quickly deteriorate them- but they're incredibly uncomfortable! in addition, they're COVERED IN SPIKES! not only that...
but they're a RUSE! The summonspitter is not just wearing socks, but it's wearing Socks AND SANDALS. This convinces all of society that the Summonspitter is terrible at fashion and is UBER UGLEH. This fits the definition of ruse. additionally, the knowledge of this is very distracting to the Summonspitter, who doesn't know what to deal with first. and finally, this Sock Ruse...
Is teh Distaction,! It allows me to dress the Summonspitter in nanotechnological clothing which doesn't even fit its morphology, restricting its movement! this is further distracting to the Summonspitter. and, even though it's getting old by this point...
The Clothing Ruse (the summonspitter might think it's a nice action but its movement restricting so...) Isn't A. Distaction!
It allows the Nanotech in the clothing to crawl over the summonspitters skin, down its throat, and into the duplication device, the schematics of which it copies down and uploads into my mind. perfection.
what? no, i said it isn't a distaction this time. can't you read?

[1] Rapture! yay! but wait, you said we can't keep swords or something? No! I wanna keep it! But wait... of course! the players get to come back! I take Rapture cut off my wrist. Then I jab its hilt into my hand-socket. Taking cues from The Maniac, I now have a sword for a hand! Taking cues from The Ego, I am preforming self-mutilation for power. Taking further cues from The Ego, I have determined that one can implant foreign objects into their body (third eye) For power! Taking further further cues, such objects are bound to, and basically part of, the implanted! Therefore, Rapture is now part of me. and since i can go back, so can it!
Note there is no power-flow between us. it's just stuck in my arm and technically a part of me; I do not allow any energy from rapture to flow 'upstream' towards me, so to speak.

140,000 damage to the True Summonspitter! The True Summonspitter considers how he's going to summon new enemies from inside a stomach.

Your arm always immediately regrows every time you try to stick Rapture on. You do deal 5 damage to yourself, however.

DanganMachin said:
1. I assist the police by slowing down O.M.H's movements
2. I summon acid spit and lauch it at True Summonspitter's face (get it ?)
3. I summon rude home movers that rudely and carelessly move the true thrown damaging it

You freeze OMH, and a police sniper takes the opportunity to fire 333 consecutive shots! 70,000 damage to OMH!

The lauched acid spit hits true, sizzling the True Summonspitter's face for 60,000 damage!

The rude home movers carelessly move the True Throne off a cliff! A 10,000,000,000 block-tall cliff that just so happened to be on the one chunk of this false minecraft world with the "bottomless worlds" mod installed! The True Throne falls down, heading straight for the bottomless world Far Lands... known only as the Deep Lands. The darkest hell to ever exist in.

True Throne slain!

Alastair Dragovich said:
Despite the overwhelming victory of Lemon Quest, Alastair feels... tired. Exhausted. A deep, deep pain in his heart is weighing him down. A sorrow from a connection he has purposefully forgot, to protect someone he is both familiar with and a complete stranger to. A sorrow caused by the continuous pain and suffering a loved one is experiencing.

Alastair is reminded of his sorrow. Of the day his mother, brother, and friends were killed by the Godmodder without a chance to escape. The ensuing months of trying to hold down a job and only having enough money to feed his grandmother properly. The last month he spent with his grandmother as her pain, agony, and undiagnosed medical problems finally killed her.

The next two years dedicated to study and understanding, all inpreparation for killing the Godmodder, if only to save others from the same pain. But not once did he mourn. He didn't have time. And he didn't allow himself to.

Unable to hold it back anymore, he lets out the VAST WAIL, spreading this immense sorrow into anyone not aligned with AG outright. Those incapable of sorrow ended up growing a the ability just to feel this feeling. Those who felt it had the pain and despair intermingle with their own troubled feelings and pasts. And none of thme were equipped to handle it, the overwhelming sorrow instantly springing tears from their eyes just before they could conciously realize what was happening. Their limbs curled up, their faces scrunched, and their eyes shut to squeeze out more tears.

None of them could devote a single bit of energy to anything but the sorrow.

For Alastair, though, he had long mastered the art of Persevering. Once the VAST WAIL was complete, he stood up, wiping the tears from his eyes enough to see clearly. When he noticed he was up to his chest in the stuff, he put it into his inventory before moving to the True Throne. Then, with a simple drop button press, he dumped the lake's worth of tears onto the True Throne.

Utterly spent, he goes and leans against a bed shaped slab. The God-tier bed, to be exact. Unwittingly, he infects it with the power of sorrow, upgrading it from the God-tier Bed to the Sob-tier Bed. Normally it's a hilariously powerful boon to have Sob-tier, but having a God-tier bed modified has unexpected consequences...

(Action Summary:
Action 1: THE VAST WAIL - Stuns all non-AG entities with Sorrow!
Action 2: Lake of Tears Dropped on the True Throne
Action 3: Modified the God-tier slab with Sob-Tier power.)

EDIT: Correctied a spelling mistake and added a bit fo color to a word.

The [N] Defenders are stunned by your backstory! And the extreme VOLUME and SORROW contained in your wail, only amplified by the on-loan megaphone from CaptainNZZZ!

Defender Captain: Alistair, I... I'm sorry, but... you're hitting us too...!

Your lake of tears attack is redirected to Old Man Henderson! Already salty, Old Man Henderson has his old wrinkly face dried into pure pruniness by the tears! 60,000 damage to him!

The God-Tier bed becomes a Sob-tier bed! Hmm...

That-Random-Guy said:
+3 Attack Shields to the temporal guardian

Temporal Guardian shielded!

Karpinsky said:
1x action:
Through the power of BAD PUNS, G!Pionoplayer's God Tier Bed is now a TOG Tier Bed. But it still says God Tier... on a nameplate that will fall off right after G!Pionoplayer can't back out.

1x action: I call upon the power of UGANDAN KNUCKLES to spit on the Summonspitter. So a whole army of them come and spit on the Summonspitter with, as it happens, acid spit. They then leave, their work done.

1x action: I create a Nanothorn Chainsaw module with monomolecular nanothorns that will act like a chainsaw on the blade, once the blade is ready. I then attach it to Piono's sword.

Your attempt to make use bad puns turns the sob tier bed into the S.O.B. tier bed! Oh no...

Why? The True Summonspitter is already stuck in stomach acid, and had acid shot at it, and now even MORE acid? WHY!? 70,000 damage!

Pionoplayer's blade now has the nanothorn adjective! EVEN! MORE! POWER!

Ranger_Strider_ said:
I make Piono's sword Earth Shaking (I just... you know... stole the magic from Poseidon's trident) Blood spilling (You know how it is... give some serrated edges to bleed em out...) and Immortal slaying (Quality of Harpe? Nice, stolen...)

Earth Shaking, Blood spilling, and Immortal Slaying adjectives added!

Bill Nye said:
Action 1-3: I proceed to perform a non-undertale move that deals damage not related to undertale at all towards the True Throne. Nope. No references here. Move along.......

Kirby notices that Frisk is dead. The machine stops and proceeds to search for any Frisk related entities. The machine picks up on one. It charges up again and fires. The machine goes to Bill Nye first, Draining him of the evil DETERMINATION. The other beam heads right into Flowely's battleground. The beam heads straight towards HARD MODE Frisk. HM Frisk was watching in the background and out of sight of anyone. The beam engulfs the kid and starts its process. The evil DETERMINATION finally disappears and is replaced with HM Frisk's determination. HM Frisk, now having the evil determination, starts to go mad and kills himself. Due to the insane amount of power that was needed to make this happen, the machine blows up. It disappears into thin air. The explosion caused the ship to lose power for 10 seconds. After the power is restored, Kirby celebrated by eating cake. However, Kirby heard noises coming from the communications part of the ship. He jumps out and heads to the noise. Kirby looks inside and sees... a woman. She looked like she was wearing a high school uniform. She quickly turns around and smiles, "Hello! Who are you?"
Kirby rubbed his eyes and looks again shocked, "....Monika?"

Shadrix, Sans, and Gaster both survived another round of Flowey's attack. The deflection cost Flowey only 10 HP. Their shields only lost 1% of its integrity. Flowey calls the orange soul for help. The soul spawns multiple hands which proceed to punch the shields. Shadrix managed to call for help and stopped the attack. Their shields lost only 4% of its integrity.

TO BE CONTINUED...

BATTLE SCHEMATIC

Scene = Flowey's battlefield

AC
Shadrix HP: 99999999999999 ATK: ??? DEF: ??? (Suit set into DEF mode) (Filled with DETERMINATION) (Now has an energy shield. 94% integrity)
sans HP: 1 DEF: 1 (Powered by Shadrix's DETERMINATION) (Has a 100% dodge rate) (dodge rate can lower if tired) (Now has an energy shield. 94% integrity)
Gh@st3r HP: 666666 ATK: 6666 DEF: 66666 (Can't be harmed by normal means) (Can glitch out the enemy) (Now has an energy shield. 94% integrity)

PC
Chara HP: 99 ATK: 99 DEF: 99 (Filled with Determination) (Has 7 Butterscotch Pies) (can be revived upon death)
[BOSS] P. Flowey HP: 299,987 ATK: 100 DEF: 9999 (made with Chara's Glitches) (can save and load)

You switch targets to the True Summonspitter upon seeing the True Throne is dead, and deal just enough damage to finish it off!

True Summonspitter slain!

Dragon of Hope?!? said:
Apparently I love lemons, otherwise I would never have eaten it from anything's stomach. Who knew?

Anyways... I'm guessing that the reason those players were feeling weaker was because they went so long without fighting the Godmodder? If that is true, I'll start immediately on finding a way out, before it's too late!

Is this a nullpost? In any case, if you want to leave, the best way to do it is by stopping Go An Na and beating the sidequest.

(But, other than that... good observation. That was almost certainly the cause of the lost Player powers.)

The quiet watcher said:
The quiet watcher is puzzled at his lack of memories involving the party after the lemon quest had been completed, before writing it off as a good party. He uses two of his actions to complete the railway through the mountains, blowing up the occasional mountain that got in his way as the rails were laid with a sense of speed and efficiency. He uses his last one to stash a couple of lit sticks of dynamite in Henderson's jacket pockets.

You try to stretch things out and get the Railway totally completed, but... agh! You're just not sure where to stop. These mountain ranges go for a long time and start curving eventually. Are you supposed to exit the mountain and keep going straight or curve with the mountain? In any case, +50% railway completion!

Henderson is a big fan of the classics. Except, of course, when they involve him getting blown up. 60,000 damage!

Daskter said:
1x I empower the Piono's Sword with the power of Pianos, a haunting song is emitted from the sword, and any who dares fight against the Piono in this reality that was with us at the start, will freeze up and lose their will.
2x I start stockpiling explosives, redmatter bombs, tnts, nuclear bombs, reality ripping bombs, all the explosives.

Piono's sword is now infused with Pianos!

You achieve a massive stockpile of explosives, and add it to your inventory!

CaptainNZZZ said:
Excellent! Naturally it's horrendously expensive but still useful to know. Such detailed data also provides a secondary bonus, knowledge of the Auto-sniper's construction. Let's see...ah, the point where the barrel attaches to the weapon's main body is a bit of a structural weak point. The damage boosting properties result in exponentially higher amounts of recoil than one would expect, requiring the weapon to be designed to be able to move when fired to avoid the weapon ripping itself in two.

Unfortunately this means the barrel's mounting point is loosely attached to allow even the barrel to move several more meters back than one would expect. A good, solid blow to that area would certainly cause shocking levels of damage...let me just inform the Temporal Guardian of this weak point via telepathic images. As always, two things are for success. First, creating a system of images that quite literally convey explain any possible command no matter its details to help avoid Godmodder trickery and second, go for the weak spots for increased effectiveness. (x1)

Hmmm, the Temporal Guardian remains a mighty bulwark but currently lacks the more Player based defenses. Attack shields, attack redirectors, and more!

Since I won't have the spare power to give the Temporal Guardian an attack redirector I instead take inspiration from the past to add a single precognition based auto-dodge, applying it carefully so something like attack shields are used up before it is. (x1)

The VAST WAIL, huh. You know the best to augment a fancy sorrow based status effect? The emotion amplifying megaphone I handed to Alastair just before the VAST WAIL was let off. Sometimes the simple things are the most effective of all. (x1)

Now on the Temporal Guardian's orders. Just listen to Crusher48 and follow his instructions for this turn, he knows what he's saying.

The Temporal Guardian gains an auto-dodge, and his eyes glint with new knowledge; the knowledge of how to destroy the Auto-Sniper!

Krill13 said:
x1:
Eyowe puts a fancy suit over Piono's Sword Hilt. It's looking pretty sharp, eh?

x1:
...and now he's adding a bunch of scar stickers and "cursed flame dragon" tattoos all over the hilt. Now it's looking pretty edgy.

x1:
Not really having much else to do now that [Lemon] Quest is done, Eyowe pulls out a REAL ASS gun and shoots whatever [PG] guy is still up, priority order of Old Man Henderson > True Throne > True Summonspitter.

The sword now has the "sharp" adjective! ...I guess it wasn't sharp before??

And "edgy" now, too. Did this sword suck as a sword until you came along, Krill?

You deal some REAL DAMAGE! A REAL 60,000 DAMAGE!

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
Action 1: The box continues to float about. It's top seems to fold open. Nothing happens. It sits there, waiting, expecting. Still nothing. the box flips over, shakes around, even slams into the ground. Odd. With no other choice, all of the box's side fold open, revealing tons, and tons, and tons, of lemons. Strange, the box only had one. At any rate, all of the lemons spill out of the box. And they just kind of sit there...
A groan echoes out of the box. The whole scenario seems to embody: "What to write? What to Write? What to WRITE!?" There seems to be another failure. If these keep stacking up, there'll be more failures than there are people. Odd. That hyperbole makes no sense. Odder. One of the lemons rolls off the top of the stack. Oddest. The lemon has a face on it. Oh no.
All of the lemons start to grow. Evil, demonic, destructive little faces form on the featureless fronts of those simple lemons. Arms, legs; feet, hands; all of these made from a continuous flow of lemon juice. An incomprehensible chatter begins among the newborn lemons. It sounds something like this:
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!"
In case you don't speak Leomonian, that is the cry of power, typically used to assign one as a leader. And so, the original leader reigns supreme over the lemon people. Now, it is time to form a proper government. It's a bit hard to translate, but apparently most of the lemon people are too lazy to create this government, so King Lemon the First now is the ultimate dictator. Oh well. As his first act as the Dúcái zhě, he orders his lemons to attack the tower. But... that's behind the Crystalized Shield and Cover Wall... I guess he forgot to read military strategy. Anyways, the great dictator King Lemon and his troops launch their offensive against the Cover Wall. The lemons stack on top of each other, forming intricate patterns and shapes. As the stack comes to fruition, it takes the form of a highly detailed tidal wave. Sitting at the top in a chair made of his guard lemons is King Lemon the First, leading his troops to victory. The wave of lemons crashes into the the Cover Wall. Lemon after lemon squishes against the might of the wall, but each one makes its small indent upon it. While the cover wall takes significant damage from the assault, the lemons are left broken, squished. An ocean of lemonade has spilled in front of the battered shield wall. Crushed lemon skins are left rotting on the ground. The only survivors of this terrifying attack are King Lemon and his royal guard.
Action 2: With his kingdom in ruin, King Lemon turns to attack those who killed his people (Hint: It definitely wasn't his fault). He will slay the Defenders with his own two hands. However, there's still a wall in the way. The king curses this infernal wall, or, more accurately speaking: "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Language. The king commands his remaining Knights of the Lemon Table (as they will be known in the history books) to destroy the wall by any... means... necessary. Now, this is where the history books sort of... embellish the truth. If you were to read "The Grand Rule of King Lemon the First," you would read a story about how the knights went on a great quest of the Lemon God, found the sacred Sword of Lemons, and struck the wall down with a single strike. While this is a great story, often remade into movies and books about humans, it is a complete lie. You see, the newly formed government didn't have many... moral laws. They don't know the difference between the morally righteous and just plain hideous. However, what they do know is power (King Lemon taught them well). So, they are able to feel the power coursing through every lemon. They know the power of death, understand their sacrifice, and know they died for the greater good. This line of thinking leads the Knights of the Lemon Table to believe that, because the dead have given their lives for them, they would still be willing to help. So, each of the Knights of the Lemon Table begin to drink the fallen lemonade of their brethren. This "blood" sacrifice invigorates each of the knights with true power, evil power. The knights stack upon each other once again, this time taking the form of some demonic creature. It is much smaller than the wave of death their people once made, but it is all the more powerful. The knights thrust forwards a pitchfork made of the skins of the fallen, striking the Cover Wall. They stab it once, twice, thrice, and the pitchfork falls. The knights become enraged. Their pure evil takes form as they charge into the Cover Wall. They hit the wall with all of their might, crushing the wall under their pure mass. However, the wall is still tougher than they, and the demonic form of the Knights of the Lemon Table falls, its lemonade spilling into a pool that has come to be known as the Lake of Evil.
Action 3: Upon the fall of his once proud, then demonic, now dead knights, King Lemon the First sheds tears. "How could they!?" he screams, or, as it was, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-NAH! WAAAAAAAAH NAH!" The king begins to rush at the Cover Wall, prepared to loose his life for his people. However, as he charges, he realizes his people died for him. He stops. Why risk his life failing where so many others have failed? He instead decides to address the direct problem: the Defenders. He examines the Cover Wall and realizes that he is a measly lemon. What risk does he pose? With this thought, he falls prone. Within the walls, the Defenders are starved. They have gone weeks, months, years, purely on food they have stock piled. All of it is stale, rotten. This is why, when one sees a perfectly good lemon just sitting outside, the Defender picks it up and takes it inside. The Defender gloats and brags about his amazing find, wanting to savor the envy of his fellows. However, just as he goes to take his first bite, the Defender is shocked to find the lemon move. King Lemon leaps from the Defender's grasp and scans the area. There he is. King Lemon leaps at the Defender Captain. This tale has been told and retold many a time. In most versions, King Lemon has a ferocious fight with the Defender Captain. King Lemon fights for his life, proving his worth as the King of the Lemons. However, he falls during the great combat, managing to mortally wound the Defender Captain in the process. Of course, this is all false. What really happens is that King Lemon leaps at the Defender Captain, but is shot during his ascent. His lemonade blood explodes out. While most of it hits completely useless spots and is ultimately pathetic, just a bit of it flies right into the Defender Captain's eyes, causing slight irritation and suffering, maybe even blindness. And so the tale of the First Lemon War ends. Years later, a new string of lemons will find this genetic balance to become their own kingdom. They will find the lore of their ancestors and create the strongest nation ever made. Unfortunately, this is a tale for another time.
Meanwhile, another minion of the black box is vacuuming up the lemon juice. This janitor reasons that there's no point in destroying the environment

The cover wall crumbles to dust! It can't stand up to the power of LEMONS! The Defender Captain, in addition to being stunned from the wail, needs to take his eyes off the field to try and rinse them out! These cursed lemons! Whose idea was Lemon Quest, anyways?

(The great lemon nation... was it called... Lemontopia...?)

Paradoxdragonpaci said:
(X1) I first imbue P!Piono's Sword with the Adjective "Paradoxical" by imbuing my Safer Brand of Paradoxical Energies into it

(X2) I search deep within myself and pull out a few orbs of Emotions related to Anger,Bargaining And Acceptance And retroactively Grant those to Alastair to fully allow his VAST WAIL express his Grief through the 4 stages....the Orbs will also get infused with the Sorrow into the God Tier bed making it Grief-Tier

Piono's sword is now Paradoxical!

The S.O.B. Tier bed is already in its ultimate form. It can only go downhill from here.

Vylad said:
Action One: I create another progenitor machine, and assign a clone to it (+30 clones per turn, all equipped with sonic guns).

Action Two: I create another progenitor machine, and assign a clone to it (+30 clones per turn, all equipped with sonic guns).

Action Three: I assign my clones to begin doing research on ways to make he progenitor machine better. (+60 clones per turn, all equipped with sonic guns(?))

I actually have no idea how many clones I'm making or have, there's too many.

Your massive army of clones needs an accounting department! For now, the amount you have is best described as "a bunch". Your clones will likely be left behind when the sidequest ends, so perhaps one last final use for them would be appropriate...

GoldHero101 said:
We are back.

3 ACTION FOCUS - RETURN: A giant Chaos Reach, coming across MULTIPLE FORUM GAMES, strikes one of the bosses. "Man, this is deja vu. I think I've seen this... 3 separate times before this?"

170,000 damage to Old Man Henderson! He's almost dead, now...!

Ender_Smirk said:
The Heir's hoodie glows that grey and green combo once more, as he once more holds his sword out to grant Piono's sword one more ability. As he focuses, his blade begins to change shape, taking every form of a sword he can think of, and then even cycling through just plain any weapon type conceivable. As he focuses on that, the seed of a blade he had planted in the hilt Piono made finally flourishes, making the blade finally take full form, and size. As this happens, Piono feels the blade in his hand linking to his mind, and senses that the ability to change its form to any he desires is now his. The Heir's blade then returns to normal.
Then, his hoodie glows teal once more, with the green and grey staying as well. As this happens, the auto sniper of the defenders suddenly feels an odd line of code . Deep within its processors, with no reason it would normally think of, it has been told it must now shoot at then Tower. A part of it tries to fight off this new code's control, but then suddenly, his consciousness is pulled into a neutral mental/computative battlespace, and the fight begins.

Within the mindspace, Jet dashes quickly at the sniper, and he moves too quickly for the sniper to get a bead on him to fire. Then, Jet is right in front of it, and chops the barrel of his battlescape gun in half. The sniper then does the only thing it can think of, and begins wildly spinning its arms, hitting Jet's sword arm. Somehow, this manages to knock the blade away, so Jet decides to begin an unarmed combat match. Jet delivers punches and kicks sporadically, flashstepping out of most of his opponent's wild flails. The Auto sniper does its best, but it simply cannot counter someone without its gun. Simultaneously, Jet does not appear to be able to do much to the sniper without his sword, but he just keeps on smirking as the fight progresses. Wild kicks are thrown, heads are smashed into the ground, but still, no outcome occurs. Then, Smirk appears in front of a desk, which has a computer on it which just finished sending one last code. "Plan successful, code sent. The Tower won't know what hit it. Time to leave."
Smirk and Jet dissolve out of the battlescape they had made, and the Auto Sniper rushes back to its own body. Unfortunately for it, the code has already run, and it ca do naught but watch as the shot rush straight at the tower, ignoring attack shields, dodges, and tearing through any bodyguards in the shot's way, since there is not, unfortunately for the Tower, any defenses of totalling more than 1,500,000 hp in between the sniper, and the tower, which is the minimum to save it from instant death.

JUST BARELY, the Sniper realizes what is happening, and manages to twist a little, causing the shot to miss the Tower, and instead hit... the Shield Crystal, destroying it instantly!

Defender Captain: ...

pionoplayer said:
...huh, I didn't actually mean to summon a Piono from an alternate DefTG.
To give a short breakdown Moniker, I intended to summon one of the Pionos from an... alternate continuity so to speak, called Destroy the Godmodder. While I am aware that mesesing around too wantonly with reality and time can cause trouble, I figured that since reality is on hold with Go An Na I could try out this bit of screwiness without risking instant multiversal annihilation.
There's also definitely something off with this Piono though, he's neither acting in accordance with the DefTG home-Piono's personality, nor is he controlled by me (why that's relevant is complicated but I won't get into it right now. Gotta save some secrets for the future eh?). I suppose the Godmodding's influence on his mind could explain some of it, but he's still very off. Broken almost. Oh well, it'll be resolved one way or another at some point, likely soon.

I reach up and catch the railrifle that comes my way from EternalStruggle, and smile, but it's not time to use it, not just yet.

Action 1:
I pick up the sword hilt, with action upon action and increasingly powerful powers heaped upon it. I've been prepping this for something special.
I turn to the others who helped me make it:
Karp, Ender, Strider, Krill, paradox, thank you. I know I tend to take the spotlight up a lot with my horrificly convoluted plots and nonsense, but... from the bottom of my heart, thank you for the trust and aid you have given me. I'll do my best to repay it.
I call upon my player powers, and a massive vat of liquid nitrogen rises out of the ground. I cast 5 different temperature drop spells and Ice IX on it, but because the liquid nitrogen is specially mixed liquid not-really-nitrogen it remains liquid, despite now being below absolute 0 in temperature.
I slip my hand into a cold-proof super glove, pick up the sword hilt, and then slam it into the vat, quenching it into a single, hard blade.

Action 2:
I pull the railrifle up, looking it over, and give EternalStruggle a thumbs up. Thank you buddy, I'll make this shot count.
I pull back the lever, and in one swift motion cock and load it.
With the sword.
The sheer power of the sword causes the railrifle to merge into the sword and the two combine together into a single powerful gunblade shining with immense power.
(Functionally this doesn't actually combine the two, I've just quenched the sword and loaded the railrifle so that my next attack has infinite defense piercing.)

Action 3:
I walk over to G!Pionoplayer, and glare down at him.
"Alright there, PUNK I think it's time we had a talk, you and me.
I'm the real Piono, regardless of reality origination or 'true existence' or any bullcrap like that because none of that really matters. Who you are and what you are isn't defined by your origins.
The kind of person you are is defined by your actions, and I think it's about time I showed you exactly why you're such a disgrace to the Pionoplayer name."
I raise up the gunblade full of seething firepower, pointed forwards until my arm curves, pointing not towards G!Pionoplayer, but off in a seemingly totally unrelated direction.
"Piono is not a name feared across dimensions, causalities and more existences than even you would think to shake a stick at because of powers.
I have not cultivated my reputation across sessions and events because I am or am not a godmodder, because of elemental nonsense or some ill-fated attempt at immortality.
Power comes in a lot of different flavors, and there is always a bigger fish.
The reason why I'm Piono and the reason that that even means anything is because I'm the most dangerous fish in the ocean, without needing any of those cheap gimmicks you rely on."
I fire the gunblade. It doesn't fire a bullet, it fires the entire blade. The blade shoots out across the battlefield at ludicrously high speeds, accelerating faster and faster.
"It doesn't matter if I have the strength of a minnow or I'm one swordsman against an army of five hundred thousand.
If I don't come out on top you can at least be sure that nobody else can say that fighting me was a good idea.
Because I understand how power works, how you cultivate it, how you protect it, how you earn it.
And I understand how to make my best shots count."
Everyone suddenly realizes what the blade launched by the gunblade is aimed for. It's not aimed for any of the bosses, it's not aimed to ricochet off a rock and back into G!Pionoplayer while he's distracted...
It's aimed right for the Defender's tower. The highly defended, highly upgraded, totally unprepared for an attack of the magnitude and manner that has been leveled at it by a team of 5 or so players using me as the focus.
And it's too late to stop it. The attack is already en route and the defenders spent all their actions on the autosniper.
The blade punches right through the cover wall, then the crystallized shield and then the shield crystal, not slowing even the tiniest bit thanks to the boost given it by the railrifle.
"YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I'M THE REAL PIONO AND YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN A PALE, PATHETIC ECHO?"
The blade collides with the tower.
Boom.
"THIS IS WHY."
The tower collapses, a long and drawn out catastrophic fall as it crumbles and goes up in flames in equal parts, phasing in and out of reality as explosions rack its entire form sending pieces of it scattering across the landscape.
"Because even for all your supposed power, for your godmodding and immortalities and plans for omnipotence, you are nothing.
You're just another fighter in a game for power, a name that nobody will remember beyond a thought of 'heh, I remember that, that was cool.' and NOTHING more than that."
The top of the tower slams into the ground, shattering into dust on impact.
"And me? Even stripped of my old plans, tossed into a world designed to hamper my abilities and stuck with nothing to support me but those whose trust I've earned along the way."
I grab his collar and pull his face close to mine.
"Even with nothing but that, I'm still a threat. I don't need phony titles and a sack of stolen souls to throw a wrench in other people's plans, and I sure as [CENSORED] don't need a flub like you."
I let go of him with a push. No damage is dealt, but he's probably not happy about being manhandled anyways. A burning piece of tower tumbles across the ground behind me.
"So, I'm going to repeat what I said before.
Get out of our way or get crushed by the boots of me and my friends."
I turn around to let him finish with his godtier bed. Whether it works or not, that's his business. So long as it doesn't interfere with mine, there won't be a problem.

I walk over to the Defender captain, who probably hasn't died yet from the tower exploding, even if just because of cutscene dramatic tension.
"When we started this fight I told you you'd be removed if you had to be.
That wasn't an empty threat.
Consider this your eviction notice."
I walk away.

(sorry for the theatrics moniker, I started coming up with this idea and was gonna find someone to hand the hilt off to once it was finished, but then I had the idea for this sequence and needed an excuse to write it out.
Thanks again to everyone who helped make this combo possible, I know I tend to be the one in the spotlight, but it really needs to be said I can only do these things because you guys trust me enough to help with them. Thank you, all of you.

Action summary:
Action 1: Quench the blade hilt, finishing it for it's singular use.
Action 2: Load the railrifle, as specified in its stats my next action bypasses all forms of defense.
Action 3: I use the quenched sword on the Defender's Tower and thanks to Action 2 it goes unaffected by the defensive structures. Hopefully everyone else's help was enough to get it up to full power because I really don't wanna get insta-gibbed by the autosniper. Fingers crossed I guess.)

This harebrained scheme brought to you by: me, EternalStruggle, Krill13, Paradoxdragonpaci, ranger_strider, ender_smirk, Daskter, and Karpinsky.

This post will take effect at the end of the turn!

General_Urist said:
I sucker-punch Old Man henderson, steal his golf clubs and cast-iron cookwear and shit, then smelt the stolen goods down into material for the Mountain Railway.

Old Man Henderson SLAIN! That's it! That's everything...!

With Old Man Henderson gone, the local municipal authorities and bees fade into nothingness and irrelevance.

You manage to figure out the last of the logistics... you think. In any case. Railway 100% complete.

Captain.Cat said:
Seeing what pionoplayer is about to do I decide to lend my current allotted energy to their attack as to make it even more effective. 'I wish for pionoplayer attacks to be empowered as to make them more damaging!' Suddenly the sword that pinonplayer is using gains a red gleam to it and hums with energy! (3 CP)

Your power joins that of all the others...

The Ego said:
I punch an enemy. Thrice.

Currently, there are no enemies, unless you count the Tower Defenders.

Defender Captain: Which, apparently, many Players do!

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Three very, very important things happen this turn.

The first is the firing-off of Pionoplayer's attack.

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Pionoplayer launches his sword! The defenders, too stunned from the powered-up WAIL, and the defender captain, still rubbing lemon juice out of his eyes, can't even try to move into its path! The sword flies directly over the ruined defenses (which it would've been able to bypass anyways) and arrives straight at the tower!

And then the Edgy Sharp Paradoxical Nanothorn Explosive Laser Sharper Bacon Silent Earth-Shaking Immortal-Slaying Blood-Spilling Duct Taped Piano Pie-Motivational Sword Hilt (level 21) puts its adjectives to work.

First, it stops in front of the tower. Sharply dressed in a nice suit, it appears to be an extremely intimidating business-like sword. The tower is filled with dread at the sight. The sword, motivated to be as intimidating as possible by the pie it just had, opens its mouth:

Sword: All existence is pain and suffering - as you are about to learn.

The extreme edginess of the sword strikes more fear into the tower - but not as much fear as it feels when the sword actually strikes. It starts by exploding, immediately rending the tower in 2, and then the sword continues flying around the tower, using its sharper edge and laser blade to dice the tower into many, many pieces, down to the last bricks! You expect it to make a lot of noise, but it is oddly silent... the earth shakes as the immortal tower falls to the ground, spilling its blood everywhere! The sword flies down to it, using its giant duct-taped blade to begin flattening out the bricks into a solid sheet! Once all the bricks are a highly compressed solid sheet, the sword rises up into the air again, and paradoxifies a piano to fall directly onto the sheet, shattering it into a million brick pieces! Nanothorns shoot out of the sword, eviscerating every single piece, breaking it further apart! The tower, having taken around 4 times its health bar in damage, is nothing but a pile of rubble.

Also. Bacon was there, too.

The Defender Captain, lemon juice finally removed from its eyes, stares at the pile of rubble...

Tower destroyed!

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The second important thing to happen this turn involves G!Pionoplayer, the last remaining character from the League of Most Hated Characters.

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G!Pionoplayer lays down, head back, eyes closed, on his uncomfortable-yet-powerful God-Tier bed... or at least. He THINKS its a God-Tier bed.

G!Pionoplayer's post:

Let's do this.

With all my actions, I summon three swords, and cleave my chest open three times, ensuring an instant, painless, and clean kill.

Its time to go God-Tier.

The swords strike true.

G!Pionoplayer slain!

...Or, of course, that's what it looks like. The more Homestuck-versed among you immediately recognize the flashing lights coming from the God-Tier bed, as an ASCENSION begins. Somebody yawns and puts a Temporal Manipulation field on it, speeding up the cutscene 10x. Makes it significantly more bearable.

In the end, the flashing lights conclude, showing a Pionoplayer rising up in dreamself clothes, with the newfound powers of both Godmodders, Players, and... S.O.B. Tier.

Wait. What?

A narrator voice begins playing in the background.

S.O.B. Tier, or, "Son Of a *****" Tier, is only achievable in incredibly rare circumstances, such as when Players use their Player powers to modify a God-Tier bed just as a version of themselves from an alternate timeline originating out of seemingly nothing is about to die on it. Indeed, S.O.B. Tier has only been achieved twice: Right now, and the other time before this time.

You... you tricked me. You all tricked me.

I come here to help you. And you all betray me.

Why?

S.O.B. Tier confers incredible powers. For example, it gives you the power to not get arrested by the police. All you have to do to use this power is not commit any crimes, or be mistaken for committing a crime. It also gives you the power to live longer. All you have to do to activate this power is eat healthy, have consistent medical checkups, and exercise frequently.

You know what? Forget the why. I'm DONE.

You all tried to kill me. I think negotiations are over. If my death is inevitable, I'm certainly going to take some of you down with me.

Despite the incredible powers granted to holders of the S.O.B. Tier, it has one extraordinary disadvantage. Specifically, it defines that when somebody tries to attack their own allies, they die instantly. This is especially true if them dying is the best option for everyone involved.

FOCUS: SMASHPOST: Watership Down

The Players hear a rumbling, and a storm begins falling down. At first, the Players wonder if this is the entrance of a second Soulrazer! But no, it's-

G!Pionoplayer immediately has a heart attack and dies!

G!Pionoplayer slain!

A giant judgement clock falls out of the sky. The middle hand of the clock ticks between two opposing sides, one colored green, the other colored blue. The green side reads "Dead". The blue side, however, reads... "Ded".

G!Pionoplayer is judged to be permanently Ded.

All League of Most Hated Characters enemies slain!

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The third and final thing to happen, is, of course...

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Players! We've done it!

-We stopped that giant Spider!
-We destroyed all the terrible items in our inventories!
-We took our every last one of the Sealed Bosses!
-AND we took out all of the League of Most Hated Characters!
-We beat every last one of Lemon Quest's 1,000,000 parts! Mostly by bypassing them, but that's called EFFICIENCY.
-Last but not least, we destroyed the Defender's tower! Against their wishes, but... honestly, I'd argue it isn't that they took advantage of us as much as we did them.

That's every last bit of Go An Na's influence! I can feel his influence retreating from this place! We've -

...Oh, hang on. Turns out the reason his influence was retreating is because Go An Na HIMSELF is coming! Everyone, protect yourselves!

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Where the tower was, a rift tears open. Immediately, you once again feel that crushing weight. The desire to get on your knees, clutch your head, and wait for it to be-

NO! You can't do that now! You have to STAND UP!

And every Player does. Some alone, some clasping hands with others, some outright helping others up. But despite the extraordinary mental weight, nobody stays down.

Why do you resist?
Why do you resist?
Why do you resist?
Why do you resist?
Why do you resist?

Go An Na comes through the rift. He's too ugly to even describe. Tentacles, faces, eyeballs, tongues. You name it, he has too much of it.

It's useless.
It's useless.
It's useless.
It's useless.
It's useless.

Looking at him almost makes you wish this would all end. But then you realize that would mean seeing him again an infinite number of times, so you stand firm!

This Reality shall become my entertainment. I shall know all, and be all!
This Reality shall become my entertainment. I shall know all, and be all!
This Reality shall become my entertainment. I shall know all, and be all!
This Reality shall become my entertainment. I shall know all, and be all!
This Reality shall become my entertainment. I shall know all, and be all!

No you shall not! Players! Arbiter Action is ready! I'm putting everything I have into this one!

Go An Na roars, and sends out a shockwave! The Players stay standing, as do the Defenders! But the Scrangler and everything else irrelevant ceases to exist!

But then, as the sky glows red, and the innocent Minecraft blocks on the world's surface begin to erode away, a strongly colored glow shines amidst it all, temporarily competing with Go An Na's salmon light show. That glow comes from a simple transparent cube, about the size of one of the minecraft blocks you've become accustomed to. Before you can wonder to yourself what it is, it begins to expand, until its a cube just as big as Go An Na! A bit bigger, in fact! Big enough... to CONTAIN Go An Na.

This cube isn't an attack - its a prison. I'm not strong enough to destroy Go An Na entirely. The godmodder also isn't strong enough. An architect might be able to, but they're not here anymore! But I am strong enough to make this! This prison will weaken him, and prevent him from doing anything while inside... or at least, its supposed to. It could use a little extra help... and some creativity. And the only ones who can provide that are you, Players!

The prison begins to float towards Go An Na, who acts paralyzed - because he is paralyzed, just for this turn!

But the prison stops moving, caught by five beams of light - five beams of light from the Defenders! And at their front is the Defender Captain...

Defender Captain: Players, please. We're all on the same team. We're all TOGETHER.

Defender Captain: Let's ♀ go ↨↓## Go An Na

The Temporal Guardian flies in from the side, slamming into the Defender Captain, throwing him a significant distance out of the way! The Defender Captain lands on his feet, and rushes at the Temporal Guardian! The two begin clashing, but the Temporal Guardian barks out an order; he'll take care of the captain, but you need to deal with the other 5!

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TL;DR:

-The Tower was destroyed
-G!Pionoplayer was slain
-All your various objectives were accomplished
-Go An Na has arrived
-I'm trying to imprison Go An Na
-You need to spend this turn either "buffing" Go An Na's prison, or dealing with one of the Defenders! They'll probably need about a focused action each! What buffs to give Go An Na's prison? Well... anything you can think of! For example, a video game system with 50 games included, but all 50 games are Superman 64.

MINECRAFT WORLD CONSTRUCT:

ITINERARY:
-Help Imprison Go An Na!
-Ensure every Defender is out of the way!

[AG - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 4,500,000/6,400,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: In use! (-10,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate+1 Auto Dodge)(+250,000 HP per turn)(miniboss+status effect resistance)(poison resistant)(protected from 3 attacks)(has spatial warping necklace - saves from fatal blow) (struggling with Defender Captain!)

[PG]Defender Captain: 20/20 HP (prepared to defend Go An Na!) (struggling with Temporal Guardian!)

[AG]Defender A: 20/20 HP (prepared to defend Go An Na!)

[AG]Defender B: 20/20 HP (prepared to defend Go An Na!)

[AG]Defender C: 20/20 HP (prepared to defend Go An Na!)

[AG]Defender D: 20/20 HP (prepared to defend Go An Na!)

[AG]Defender E: 20/20 HP (prepared to defend Go An Na!)

Curse of No Charging

PLAYERS:
Alastair Dragovich: 17/20 HP
Arsenical: 17/20 HP
Bill Nye: 20/20 HP (has Gauntlet)(has boots)
Captain.cat: 20/20 HP
CaptainNZZZ: 20/20 HP
Cephalos Jr.: 20/20 HP
Crusher48: 15/20 HP
Dangan_Machin: 20/20 HP (magical relic - saves from one death at 1 HP!)
Daskter: 20/20 HP (holding handful of shrapnel grenades)(has massive stockpile of explosives)
Dragon of Hope?!?: 20/20 HP
Eevee Shadow Bacon: 20/20 HP
Ender_Smirk: 17/20 HP
EternalStruggle: 16/20 HP (has Railrifle, spend one action to launch a defense-bypassing attack)
FlamingFlapjacks: 20/20 HP (has tophat - contains 1 boots of slowness, 1 helmet of betrayal)
General_Urist: 20/20 HP
GoldHero101: 20/20 HP
Joebobobob: 15/20 HP
Jukebot: 20/20 HP
Karpinsky: 20/20 HP
Krill13: 20/20 HP
O.R.I.G.I.N.: 20/20 HP
Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/20 HP (has superior dark chocolate)
P!Pionoplayer: 20/20 HP
Ranger_Strider_: 20/20 HP
That-Random-Guy: 20/20 HP
The_Quiet_Watcher: 20/20 HP
The_Two_Eternities: 20/20 HP
The Ego: 20/20 HP
Vylad: 20/25 HP (has wound healer)
Winkins: 30/20 HP (has Epipen)(wielding Greatsword/Shield, sword mode, 6 power)

Current Player Power: 50,000
You have the Weather-Beaten Journal and the Perfect Condition Journal.

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The Perfect Condition journal, dropped in shock at Go An Na's entrance, lies on the ground, opened to the final entry...

We talked to the Defender Captain. Well... it was more like a shouting match. We even ended up trying to work as a team to take him down him, all 5 of us together. But of course it didn't work. Our feeble attacks bounced off his defenses. Throughout it all, he never struck back - he just said he was disappointed we were trying to fight him, and was quick to forgive when we stopped... he doesn't act like the hyperaggressive morons we've fought in the past at all...

In any case, this is going to be my last entry. The Defender Captain unveiled a special project he'd been at work on while I was asleep; a special white device with 5 slots. He says that if we get inside, we'll be instantly teleported home. He set up the redstone mechanisms to instantly complete the quest for us using some leftover materials from the "test run" - or, that's what he claimed. All the other Players have doubts, as do I. But... when given the choice between gambling on the authenticity of someone who seems to have done nothing but be kind to us, or dying of old age in some shallow Minecraft world... well. The choice is obvious.

I can only hope we've made the right decision.

Moniker · May 2, 2019

JOEbobobob said:
[1]
I look at that stuff that happened when it happens so i see it happen.
raising a hand, I clench it into a fist. mostly because this looked like the time to be cool and dramatic.
When everyone(who is paying attention but not thinking really hard or thinking beyond the obvious cliches) is thinking i'm about to write some long post, or try to viciously attack someone, I mentally review the turn.
hm...
well, pionos sword thing on the tower was Also cool and dramatic sounding!
and he probably didn't do it literally to sound cool and dramatic, which makes it more valid!
I'm gonna animate it as a thing. or something.
To be more specific I intend to play animations of Go An Na's failures and/or lost bits of influence on repeat on the cube to distract him.
Especially the tower one.
This is basically the opposite of dramatic, and is functionally kicking a dog while he's down, assuming Go An Na is down.
and the possibly-unjustified assumption that Go An Na's basically already down just makes things every wurs for 'm.

Here it is! BASK IN AWE I MADE THIS OVER THE COURSE OF BUT 2.5 DAYS. That might not sound that impressive but every rock there needed its own path, fully animated, by me. and to curve them i needed to go back to each rock several times, but to make them affect one-another i needed to do the stages in a loop which meant i needed to color them to tell which i'd done that 'round' of editting so i had to undo that and-
Ahem. Animating is hards.
Anyway yeah that helps keep Go An Na down. and it looks cool. that's mostly why i did it but might as well reap what rewards i can from it.

Other planned actions:
Ech I wrote these already then lost them! Gdarnith
[1] I keep trying to keep rapture. to summarize my post from before it got wiped by post editors, I try:
Flesh flowing 'like wax' to fuse with it, stabbing myself with it a la Jack Noir, stabbing myself with it a la The Twenty-Fifth Night, stabbing myself with it a la Sephiroth... a lot of them are stabbing myself, so lets say I do them all at once.
Anyway, there's also eating it, making it into my skull, using the Soulsword ritual i was going to use on the JOEsword on it to let me send it into nonexistance and call it back across reality, and so on.
If none of those work, I break it to release the elemental energies and channel them into a special element-manipulating +elemental-energy-generating organ called 'The Organ'*, hopefully super-charging 'The Organ' into actually being useful mechanically. Technically, it's not even Rapture any more, so it might be easier...? maybe?

[1]This action made me have to rewrite everything... ahem. I note that Rapture is not considered part of Go An Na's influence.
Also, Rapture is an item.
Rapture is a presumably useful item, which came from DLE!Pionoplayer.
G!Pionoplayer just died (twice).
G!Pionoplayer was a Godmodder.
Godmodders have soul orbs, which have been described as an item ('the method of creating them is unknown') as opposed to being some kind of space spell (which would be like 'upon becoming a Godmodder, they immediately gain a new ability...').
In conclusion, I pilfer the Soul Orb from S.O.B!G!Pionoplayer's corpse, and try to attach it to myself in a weaker version of whatever connection Godmodders have with them, so that it counts as a part of me, but doesn't influence me. personality death is a pretty terrible concept if you ask me... Anyway, I'm determinide to porfit from 'tis.

oh, and [0] "Moniker, don't sell yourself short. while you probably can't equal 30 different people writing things up for the cube, you can be creative too. for example, assuming you made the description for S.O.B. tier? that stuff was pretty funny. so.... yeah."

*Organ previously mentioned at several points including when I did the 'The Rock' attack series.

Go An Na is pierced with a sweet sword, and is locked in place! His attempts to flee are useless! Yes... now, we can afford to make this a bit less of a rush job. The cubic prison moves forward slowly but very surely...

After a long and arduous battle with your hand, you manage to firmly affix Rapture to your arm! However, a little warning notification pops up in the top-right corner of your vision stating that it will be replaced by a normal arm once you are teleported back to the HEXAGONAFIELD.

G!Pionoplayer was not carrying a Soul Orb. In fact, to make along story short, the thread I read indicated he didn't possess one.

Ah, thanks. Here, let me actually add that video game console I mentioned to Go An Na's prison... perfect!

Ranger_Strider_ said:
FOCUS!
I charge Defender E! Clearly as he is defending and I am charging this is basically some sick game of football! I slam into the defender, and instead of simply pushing him along, grab onto him, and teleport us into a nether portal. After I push him through, I quickly destroy the portal behind me. My one goal will be keeping this one defender stuck here forever. I will stop his attempts to return, at all costs!

Captain.cat aids you! You can feel the power flowing through you...

Defender E is forced to retreat deeper into the Nether! Once he's a fair distance away from you, he must begin a new Nether-only survival lifestyle, living off only nether resources, slowly building up more power and gear until one day, eventually, he can rebuild a nether portal and return, his primary obstacle being his eternal pursuit by Ranger_Strider...

It'll surely be an epic journey, but it'll also surely take more time than this final battle. Defender E dealt with!

Crusher48 said:
Focused Action: Wait. There's decent odds the Defender Captain has created Defenders A-E via brainwashing severely weakened Players in the last Sidequest. So, let's reverse that.

First, I manifest an incredibly advanced defensive mental wall, of the sort that protects players against mind-control and manipulation effects.

You do realize that they're probably too far gone, right?

You know what, you're probably right. But I've already made this mental wall...

Alright, here's what I do. I jam the mental wall into the minds of one of the defenders, right in their brain stem. The result is a defender that's paralyzed and can't actually do anything.

Defender C slumps over suddenly, having a Minecraft seizure! He needs immediate medical attention! But nobody came...

Bill Nye said:
"Oh good, he is waking up!"
"Thank goodness!"
"..... what happened?'
"It is a bit of a long story. but you are good now!"
"We will explain everything once we are out of this situation"
"...Alright then...."

Action 1-3: I go over to Defender A and I give him some food. being a defender he needs his food. He starts eating it but right after, he feels like he is melting. he looks to see that the food is covered in invisible acid that once it touches someone's insides, their bodies start to become mush. I laugh at him as he melts.

On the ship, Kirby stands in shock to see Monika alive and in the flash. Kirby wipes his eyes and looks once again, "Monika? You are here? How?"
Monika looks on confused, "I… don't actually know. Am I supposed to be "Monika"?
Kirby freezes for a moment. "Wait… you don't know who you are?"
Monika shrugs, "Does anyone truly know who they are?... Man, that sounded oddly poetic."
Kirby sighs, "Oh dear..."
Kirby goes to the terminal and calls Shadrix.

"Sir, we got a problem. M-"
"Kirby! What's going on with the machine, did it work?"
"Yes sir, it worked as intended. However, there is someone here on this ship with me. Let me get her on the line. Monika! Someone wants to talk with you!"
"Wait, Monika?"
Monika looks at the screen and sees Shadrix's face. She smiles, "Finally, a familiar face! Or at least, one that isn't a pink puffball. No offense, little buddy."
"None taken" Kirby smiles
Shadrix is taken aback by Monika's presence, "... Monika… I can't believe it… it's you!"
Monika raises an eyebrow, "...apparently? Are you some kind of stalker?"
"... Wait what?" Shadrix gives Monika a confused look. "You don't know who you are? You're Monika, the Literature Club president!"
Monika looks on with even more of a confused face, "All I know is, I just woke up here. But maybe you should join a club like that, because that's a pretty good story."
"... You don't believe me?"
"It just doesn't seem real. Nothing does."
"Oh dear… ok look, My name is Shadrix and this is-"
Monika cuts him off, "Now that name sounds familiar for some reason. Then again, it's pretty unique sounding. Makes sense that would stick."
"Huh… alright… Kirby, pull up the feed for Doki Doki Literature Club!"
"On it sir!"
Kirby gets on the terminal and inputs the coordinates. The feed comes back with nothing. Just darkness. "Uh, sir?"
"What?"
"... The universe is gone."
"... Can you repeat that?"
"The Doki Doki Literature Club universe is gone. Someone must have deleted it."
"But who could have?"
"I dunno sir!"
"Is there any records that show anything about DDLC!"
Kirby pulls up the ship's library. Nothing shows up on any database.
"...Nothing sir."
"Dang it!"
Monika is now looking concerned, "Which means there's nothing to prove that any of what you're saying about whoever I am is true. Convenient, and annoying."
Shadrix gives a big sigh. "Ok, hmmm… once I deal with Photoshop Flowey and Chara, I will come and help. For now, just keep her company alright?"
"On it sir!"
"Good, see you both soon!"
Kirby cuts communication. "Welp looks like you are stuck with me!"
Kirby makes a cute face. Monika smiles, "Keep being that adorable, and I don't think I'll mind too much. Ahaha!"
Kirby smiles, "This might be a battleship, but everybody's gotta have some downtime. Come on, there's plenty of things to keep ourselves going."
Kirby goes to the recreational section of the ship. Monika follows. Kirby inputs some codes and the door opens revealing a giant piano standing in the middle of the room.
"Here we are!"
Monika looks at the piano. Something about it seems familiar to her, "This looks amazing! For some reason, I was expecting it to be more...flat, but not exactly? I don't know how to describe it."
"It's alright! Hang on, I've got to go and look out for Bill Nye, so if you can play around for a bit, I will be right back!"
Kirby starts to walk away but Monika stops him, "Wait! Earlier, I have to admit...I thought you guys kidnapped me. It feels like there's a song in my head, that I heard so long ago, except it's...everything. But you've been so nice to me, and you're looking out for your friend, and this Bill Nye. I can tell, you really care. I guess I'm trying to say, thank you."
Kirby smiles, "You are welcome! Have fun!"
Kirby then heads back to his seat. He then continues to watch Bill Nye.

TLDR: Monika is now at the ship and Kirby is watching over her.

Shadrix, Sans, and Gaster do the same thing they did the last turn. They defend which cost them 5% of their shields and took out 100 HP away from flowey. They save another soul and Flowey's defense decreases.

AC
Shadrix HP: 99999999999999 ATK: ??? DEF: ??? (Suit set into DEF mode) (Filled with DETERMINATION) (Now has an energy shield. 89% integrity)
sans HP: 1 DEF: 1 (Powered by Shadrix's DETERMINATION) (Has a 100% dodge rate) (dodge rate can lower if tired) (Now has an energy shield. 89% integrity)
Gh@st3r HP: 666666 ATK: 6666 DEF: 66666 (Can't be harmed by normal means) (Can glitch out the enemy) (Now has an energy shield. 89% integrity)

PC
Chara HP: 99 ATK: 99 DEF: 99 (Filled with Determination) (Has 7 Butterscotch Pies) (can be revived upon death)
[BOSS] P. Flowey HP: 299,887 ATK: 100 DEF: 999 (made with Chara's Glitches) (can save and load)

Defender A looks at you, his eyes full of hurt and betrayal. He immediately starts drinking health and regen potions to try and prevent his own death, as his own limbs melt away!

Alastair Dragovich said:
Alastair is struggling to stay on his feet. It wasn't just the corrupt monster's influence he had to fight, but the weight of his own sorrows. He looked up at the cage, the prison for the eldritch monster and how slow it was that it was caught by mere beams of light.

Trembling, Alastair decides to act by turning his sorrow into anger, and his anger into DARKNESS (of the Heart)! He floods the Prison with the power of Darkness to imbue it with the Speed of Darkness, which is always faster than light since it always gets there before Light does and always instantly appears the moment light leaves! The Prison now moves fast enough to dodge between light particles making up the Defender's Beams and immediately absorbs Go An Na, now capable of chasing it down and capturing it without fail whenever an escape occurs! After all, the Cage will already be there if there's no light, and Go An Na is clearly a light hating monster, being that generically evil!

The cube now moves at the SPEED OF DARKNESS! Which, as it turns out, is precisely as fast as the speed of light! The cube accelerates, and with Go An Na held down by the sword, there's no way it can fail!

GoldHero101 said:
"Moniker... PLEASE!"

3 ACTION FOCUS - TRUE BESEECH: Using all the latent faith inside of me and asking Moniker, "Help us seal Go An Na away... for all of time!"

I'm working as hard as I can here! ...But, okay, since you've... *hack* encouraged me... a little more...!

Go An Na's prison cube grows a little wider, and has a new feature added: Power siphoner! Go An Na's power will slowly be drained over thousands of years until nothing is left!

Winkins said:
(3 Actions!)
(FOCUS!)
Done admiring my shiny new gear, I heft it over my shoulder and create a large spinning top. Making sure I took out the EpiPen that has been kindly given to me by the Arbiter, I stab my thigh with it for the acts of violence that I'll be doing so I may attack for the several turns with no fear of heart attacks.

With a sharp pull on the rope that's around the top, I quickly jump on top of the toy, making sure to make myself immune to dizziness and any sort of motion sickness and let the spinning toy let rip and starts its path of devastation towards one of the Defenders.

With sword in hand, I make sure to spin on top of the top as well as I add more cutting power to this attack to test its sharpness. The torque being produced from my actions starts picking up wind. Soon enough, a tornado starts to form around the spinning form of the top and blocks are soon sucked up into our path to be diced up when they are pulled towards the level of my blade and sharp rubble is shot out and kept in the tornado. Of course, seeing as this was directed at the Defenders in the first place, and started off slow, they surely had enough time to dodge it. That was what they had thought at the beginning when it was just the large spinning top and a guy with a large sword on top of it. Instead, they now face a spinning chopping tornado of death that has grown large enough that the suction is starting to pull them in.

As an example of what may happen to a living being after being sucked into that disaster, an armored horse that was probably owned by a player from distant past is seen flailing in panic in the tornado. Which was surprising in itself as the sharpened objects that were already in the tornado should have killed it before getting as close to the bottom of the tornado as it did with all the other farm animals, must be the armor. Well, anyways, back to the horse's fate, upon reaching the level where the blade is spun, the horse became nothing more than leather and quickly is cut to barely ribbons in the second or two it spent there.

Taking that gruesome sight as the cue to freaking JET, the Defenders ran away with haste... only for two of them to trip on the dirt that decided to be sucked into the spinning top of death, carrying them with it and into the spinning demise.

...

The scene shifts to me finishing two graves and praying for them and paying respect to the gruesome deaths.

...

My stomach rolled on itself at the violence and death that I've delivered but was quickly shut down from my application of the Epipen, making sure my body doesn't overact from my allergies on performing violence. As I wait for the next turn to come, I clean off the... stains from that stunt till the next comes by.

Defender C and Defender A, already distracted by melting and seizures, get caught in the tornado! Already weakened, they stand absolutely no chance! You obliterate them completely, thanks to your totally necessary usage of the Epipen! Defenders A and C dealt with!

DanganMachin said:
1. /open ''World/GoAnNa/DefenderE''

...

...

Name : Defender E
HP : 20/20
Function : Protect Go An Na from the players

/edit Function

...

Enter new input.

''Attack Defender D to help the players''

...

Done. Shutting down...
2. I summon a smiley icon over Attacker E so that we recognise him from the others.
3. I put a ice cream machine in Go An Na's prison. It has three tastes : vanilla, chocolate and suffering

Defender E is dead, so you work on Defender D instead! He immediately turns and charges Defender B, but, straining, Go An Na reaches out and changes the appropriate values back, curing Defender D!

Go An Na is initially happy to see an ice cream machine. But then he realizes... you've given him NOTHING TO PUT THE ICE CREAM IN! NO PAPER CUPS! NO PAPER BOWLS! NO NON-PAPER BOWLS! NOOOOOOOO!!!

EternalStruggle said:
ES recalled the Truth chapter relevant to the current situation, and the three syllables making up their foe. By countering each of them in the cage, he would surely be greatly weakened. Reaching betwixt the skeins of fate, he pulled for a dread leather-bound back. Specifically, a dictionary. Didn't actually have any magical powers, it was just a really old dictionary. One as old as Go An Na itself. He looked deep into its pages, and found what he sought. Three counter-syllables that would react with the spell like matter to antimatter, mutually annihilating, or in this case suppressing. Yes, it would be a great blow. And so, eyes closing, he spoke the three syllables, each with a booming authority expected of kings, emperors... gods.

"Et," A syllable used as part of the original, primal spell of resurrection, returning true life to a fallen being.

"Er," The syllable said to precede the Time of Ending itself. Nothing could begin anew after this syllable was spoken truly, only end and decay. This speaking was not so potent, but mighty enough that it would counteract the An.

"Nal." The last syllable, the additional l coming after the Na changing the meaning fully. As dawn will always follow night, so too will hope eternally spring forth from the rotted corpse of hopelessness. As such, this syllable means one thing: The complete conviction in the idea of hope, its possibilities, its inevitability.

With these three symbols etched onto the cage, its effectiveness would be exponentially increased. With some further additions, it should prove up to the task.

The etching is complete. Go An Na can only stare in dread. Not only is the cage physically being used to oppose him, now it's being THEMATICALLY used to oppose him!

Dragon of Hope?!? said:
I use my actions to give Go An Na's prison to grow stronger by absorbing Go An Na's strength!

You take a piece - only a tiny piece, but still a piece - of raw power from Go An Na and give it to the prison!

Krill13 said:
x3 or FOCUSED:
Eyowe gets REAL with one of the Defenders.

Eyowe: The effects of the multiversal climate change caused by Go An Na's hideous visage is very concerning. We, as residents of this multiverse, must do something about it, don't you think so, Defender [insert letter here]?
Eyowe: Also, the working conditions for defending him is quite horrendous. I mean, the generally-agreed-upon minimum wage as a Go An Na defender is one piece of french fry at least 3 inches long, but I heard that he only pays his employees a piece of french fry 2 inches long. That's like, an entire third of what he should be paying his employees!

Defender B considers your words. As a matter of fact, the monthly french fries are really more like 1.8 inches long, when you don't use the Go-An-Na team approved measuring tool! Perhaps its time to change...

Karpinsky said:
FOCUS:
There was an idea... to create a Cinematic Universe of epic proportions. And it succeeded.

The greatest movie in this Cinematic Universe was called Endgame. And no person dared spoil it for others. Not even Go An Na. Well, actually, not quite. Go An Na would spoil it if he could. But he hasn't seen it, and really wants to.

So I spend all my might fashioning a thin, fragile shield of frozen sound around Go An Na's prison. If Go An Na so much as touches it, it will break and the sound will unfreeze. And the spoilers of every single moment in Endgame will come crashing against Go An Na's thousand ears, echoing into eternity and ruining his experience forever.

Unless, of course, he stays in the prison like a good world-ending eldritch abomination.

Go An Na's eyes contract. He HAS to. He absolutely HAS to. He MUST not break out of the prison. No. NO!!!!!!

SANS DIES IN ENDGAME

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
(I was thinking Lemonia, but Lemontopia is probably better)
Action 1: Now, the black box seems to have no lack of inspiration. The box's top rises up like some sort of elevator, revealing the most evil thing known to any species. A math teacher. The teacher just kind of observes the area, looking for the problem children in the class, maybe measuring a few things, practicing Pythagorean Theorem. No one really knows. Then the teacher's eyes fall upon Defender B. A grimace grows across the teacher's face. Defender B isn't doing anything different from the others. Defender B is just another face in the crowd. But, everyone knows how teachers get paranoid. Every breathe is an answer given to a classmate, every time you bite your lip, you're chewing gum, every time you eyes rest upon some random object in front of you is another time you're reading the answer sheet. And Defender B just keeps panting. Poor soul. However, the teacher doesn't care. She hastily walks up to Defender B. She quickly scans him for any obvious dress code violations. No dice. It's time for the paranoia. "You! Yes, you. Defender..." She checks his name tag. "...B. You are in a heaping helping of trouble." The Defender is confused. Who is this woman, and why is he in trouble? It was Defender C who- "You, mister, need to work harder in school." Again, the Defender has no idea what the teacher is talking about. He had straight A's in defender school, did plenty of extra curricular activi- "Really, a B!? We both know you can do better." But, B is just his ID. He just signed up a bit after A- "I mean, in all seriousness, a B is the worst grade. An A, that is what we call perfection. The A is the grade all students stride towards. It is the true holy grail of education. Skipping down the alphabet, a C signifies a lack of effort. A C says, "I did as little work as possible to still pass." Continuing on, a D, at least a D shows effort. A D stands for a student who puts in plenty of effort, but just isn't meant to learn the material. Do we even need to say that E stands for "Exceeds Expectations"? No, we don't. But a B, a B is the antithesis of education. A B signifies a failure. Yes, a B is a passing grade, but it just isn't impressive. A B says, "I know the material, but I failed to apply it effectively." This B, means that you know the material, but you don't know how to use it. That B you wear on your badge, it isn't a sign of honor. It is a sign of a failure who could do Better!" At this point, Defender B is nearing tears. He finds himself buying into all of this. It is a teacher after all. "Now, you should go think about how you could do better... in ISS. Go ahead, I don't have all day." Defender B drops his beam and just walks away, forgetting he doesn't know where In School Suspension is, or if it exists.
Action 2: "POP QUIZ!" The teacher runs around and hands each Defender a math test. They all stare at it, confused. However, the teacher isn't done yet. She gives them each chairs, desks, pencils, pens, erasers, reference sheets, and even gives them each a mint. Defender A quickly skims through the test, just to see what he's dealing with before he starts. Defender C just kind of sits around to make sure he actually has to do the test, trying to blow it off for as long as possible before he actually "tries". Defender D is still reading the instructions. Defender E is already blasting through the multiple choice section (metaphorically, of course). Defender B is in ISS. The teacher slowly paces around her four pupils. She glares menacingly at Defender C, who finally decides to start working on the test. Defender A raises his hand and asks a question about a parabola, which the teacher quickly clarifies. Defender D continues to shake his head as he stares at question 1. Defender E raises up his work sheet and shouts, "Done!" The teacher puts her fingers to her lips and takes the test. Minutes pass. Finally, a bell rings in the background. "Class dismissed! Everyone hand me their papers as they leave the room." Not certain where "the room" is, the Defenders each hand their test to the teacher. Defender A smiles as he hands in his neatly written test, Defender D frowns as he gives the teacher his half done test, Defender E sits there, laughing at his fellow Defenders, and Defender C hands in his test, acting confident. The teacher frowns at this. She quickly flips through all of the pages and notices he didn't show any work. None. The teacher looks up and stares into Defender C's eyes. The Defender stares back, smiling confidently with his eyes slightly wider than one would expect. They continue this contest of stares for a minute, each one testing the other. Finally, Defender C looks away, puts his hand up to keep him from seeing the teacher, and shakes his head. The teacher screams. "YOU CHEATED ON YOUR POP QUIZ!!!" Defender C immediately goes on the defensive. "What? No I didn't." However, it's too late. "LIAR!!!" The teacher flies forwards at insane speeds. She grabs at her back and somehow pulls a meter stick out of midair. She takes this in both hands and starts hitting Defender C with it again, and again, and again. "CHEATERS DESERVE TO DIE!" The teacher does a quick spin and sends the meter stick right into Defender C's gut. The Defender groans and falls over. The teacher continues her attack, switching her target from his gut to his head. After about three strikes against his head, the meter stick breaks. "RAH! YOU BROKE SCHOOL PROPERTY!" She turns and sees one of the desks lying around. Maddened with rage, the teacher stomps over to the desk, picks it up, and throws it at Defender C. "THAT"S WHAT YOU GET FOR DESTROYING SCHOOL PROPERTY!" The teacher turns away, slowly calming herself down for the next class.
Action 3: The teacher looks at the prison. Still infuriated from Defender C, she says, "Oh, what a lovely project." She takes a red pen and etches "A+" onto it. What does this do? Well, an A+ proves academic achievement. It shows that something has the knowledge to complete mental tasks to the highest possible level. It really defines a person as being either: a) a teacher's pet, or b) a pure genius. Taking the latter interpretation, the prison grows an active brain, one it can use to learn from (Iguana? No...) Go An Na's escape attempts and adapt to prevent them. Meanwhile, the phone rings. The teacher picks it up. "Hello."
"Hello Ms. [REDACTED], this is Principal [REDACTED AGAIN]. I've heard a few rumors that you have harassed and assaulted a few students. I'm sorry to say that the school board cannot allow a teacher like that to work in this district. You are being fired IMMEDIATELY. Have a nice day." Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
The teacher grows sad, dejected, alone. This was the only job she had. Still shaking her head, the teacher climbs into the black box and goes wherever the box will take her.

Ah... reminds me of my math teacher...

Defender B, sobbing after his harsh rebuke, is unable to find ISS! He ultimately realizes that ISS must be in the Plane of French Fries! He resolves to head there ASAP, and leaves the field!

Defender B dealt with!

Cephalos Jr. said:
Actions 1-3: I push Defender A into an MRI for his regularly scheduled brain check. "What do you mean you don't have a brain check scheduled? I have evidence of the appointment right here!" Then I start the procedure. It takes a bunch of time that Defender A could have used performing actions. But it's definitely worth it, because there's now a full map of his brain.

Defender D (A was taken care of) willingly sits for the MRI. As you double-check your appointment papers, you realize that, of course, you had him scheduled for the extra fast brain scan. Naturally! You scan him quickly and let him go, taking up only some of his time.

The quiet watcher said:
The quiet watcher climbs into the train cars at the end of the line, lights the furnace, and throws the accelerator to full steam ahead. He used the giant straight stretches of rail to build up all the speed he could, before using his dimensional portals to achieve the most dangerous feat possible by placing a complete copy of Half-Life 3 next to him, sealed in its pristine packaging yet still influencing the train. As the hype train breached the speed of light, he opened one more portal and rammed all of the pro-Go-An-Na beings on the field, taking great care to not hit the Temporal guardian or anyone else as he did so. With all six of them pinned to the front of the engine and the station in the town of Violence coming up, he leapt from the train, knowing full well that it was going to be nicer fate than what was going to happen when the hype train hit the last point.

As the train rolled into the station at a logarithmic multiplier of the speed of light, the game was opened and the hype parodoxically collapsed, obliterating both the train, the entirety of the town, and a large chunk of the mountains as it failed to live up to the hype.

Valve isn't failing to make Half-Life 3 because they don't wan to. They're failing to make it because the meme is TOO STRONG.

The Defender Captain manages to twist and evade, but Defender D is caught head-on. Having been waiting for Half-Life 3 for hundreds of years, he has a smile on his face, knowing that maybe this method of death isn't so bad.

But then that smile turns into a grimace as the last word he hears is... "microtransactions"...

Defender D dealt with!

pionoplayer said:
(OOC: G!Pionoplayer's death was perfect. That was amazing moniker bravo.)

Piono tilts his head.
"...Hm." He walks over to the Defender captain:

3 action focus: DECORRUPT:
A bolt of energy flies out to the Defender captain, a bubble of white light coalescing around his head. This doesn't damage him, the opposite in fact, it gives him a brief respite from his word glitching when he tried to talk to us before.
"You said you're still trying to help us. Yet the world update says you're defending Go An Na. I assume you have an explanation of some kind, and while I still stand by my destruction of the tower as that was clearly blocking our ability to fight him, you... still seem pretty intent on being our allies. Why then, are you attempting to intercept us caging him? When he poses a threat to all of our existences?"

Defender Captain: ... Don't you understand? I wasn't given a choice. I am-

Defender Captain: The mortal representative of His voice. And-

Defender Captain: This was always the plan. It seemed kinder than killing them straight up, but-

Defender Captain: The last Players were always doomed - as are you! RAH!

The Defender Captain pulls away from the Temporal Guardian and charges you!

CaptainNZZZ said:
Pointing a crossbow at Defender D I fire a single shot, the syringe turning 90 degrees mid air to stab the Defender in the pinkie. Before Defender D can yank the thumb sized syringe out of their finger it automatically injects its oddly green payload. Defender D pauses as the liquid takes effect, the Defender now sighing from an injection of pure laziness.

With Defender D off balance I rush in and just start wailing on them with the Forget-Me-Stick, bashing them over and over in the head until they show no sign of resistance...then I toss them into a heavy duty washing machine and turn it on. Admittedly I'm not certain how well chloroform gets stains out but oh well, it serves other purposes quite well. (x3)

The Defender Captain (D was killed by Half Life 3) suddenly starts moving slower... the Temporal Guardian is quickly catching up!

Daskter said:
Let the it start... The explosions

Focus:

Shrapnel Grenades, Redmatter Bombs, TnTs, Blackhole bombs all the explosives I've stockpiled explodes in a gigantic ball of different destructive energy, all the energy is combined into a truly devastating explosion...
It just so happens it exploded when all the Defenders are right next to each other.
Through distractions and force they are way too close to the stockpile to do anything anymore.
The explosions shall rip them apart.

The Defender Captain is caught off guard! 19 damage!

Paradoxdragonpaci said:
(x1)I call on my Greater Self,pulling onto even more power to do what needs to be done....Success

With this Power i call-back to the Rubber Duckie Elite H.O.P.E Squad and Upgrade them to become the Super-Geese Elite D.O.O.M Squad as well as call upon Lord Chungus,i then inflict a mix of Screaming Memes and Honest Sincerity into Defender B while the Ducks and Lord Chungus utilize their combo attack with additonal Paradoxical damage involving raining tacos,Rainbow Cats,413 forms of the Curse known as Loss before culminating into a gigantic explosion par Action Movies

(x2)Meanwhile i prepare my own move into this fray,after the explosion is done,i fly up and dive bomb Defender B as a Dragon before they have time to react.I then proceed to do lots of Elemental,Spacey and Timey things to them.

Chungus falls, and finally, the duckies eliminate the slowed and weakened Defender Captain! Defender Captain dealt with!

The way is clear! I'm speeding up the box! Go An Na... today, you were summoned, and also today, you will be made moot! Reality shall no longer live in fear of you!

Vylad said:
Action One: (-2) I use one CP to boost my clones strength, and speed, and the other too boost the sonic guns to fire faster and more powerful strikes.

Action Two: (-1) I have my clones all do a united push against [AG - CaptainNZZZ].

But the Temporal Guardian is on YOUR side! Your clones stop awkwardly. Is there a miscommunication?

In any event. Though uncertain, the clones decide the best possible way to live on is to seal themselves in with Go An Na. They shall spend the rest of their existence doing whatever they please to Go An Na, and working to ensure he never, ever escapes!

Captain.Cat said:
I'll assist Ranger_Strider_ in their attempt to trap Defender E. (3 CP)

Ranger_Strider retroactively assisted!

Ender_Smirk said:
The Heir looks at the box, and thinks on how to improve it. The answer appears in his head nigh instantaneously. He then rushes around it, and begins building. He places block after block of obsidian in the vertical angles around the box, and then blocks of end portal frame along the horizontal, leaving room for Go An Na to fit through before he gets captured. Then, the last few blocks will suddenly appear, and his trap will be complete. This combination, combined with some basic Parallel alteration, will split up both Go An Na's physical manifestation between three dimensions (The Overworld, The End, and the Nether) while also making the box exist in all three dimensions. Effectively, he gets portal sliced up, randomized in chunk location, and then split between three dimensions, with the box containing him echoing through all three. "You think you scare me? Buddy, I have seen things that scare me a lot worse than you. You are a bargain bin rip off of what most people think the things outside reality look like. TRY SITTING AROUND IN A SOUL FORM FOR A COUPLE EONS WAITING FOR A NEW REALITY TO REPLACE YOUR HOME UNIVERSE. The horrors there make you seem pathetic. I can't give you that, but being split into thirds in random sub chunks while spread between a few realities should work, for a small demonstration."

Go An Na's power will now be split in 3! This also means his power will be siphoned by the box 3 times as fast! Even better!

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The box moves faster, faster, guided by my power! Every last Defender, Captain included, has been utterly defeated thanks to the efforts of the Players! With nothing left to defend him, and held in place by JOEbob's sword, the box quickly closes around Go An Na!

I am immortal! I am all powerful!
I am immortal! I am all powerful!
I am immortal! I am all powerful!
I am immortal! I am all powerful!

I WILL escape! You WILL regret this!
I WILL escape! You WILL regret this!
I WILL escape! You WILL regret this!

I WILL NOT BE-

The box closes. Go An Na is trapped inside. His influence now only stretches to a miniscule area - and even in that, he is harassed by bowl-less ice cream machines, Vylad clones, endgame spoilers, power draining, and portals.

Somehow, his voice doesn't seem quite so intimidating any more.

The Temporal Guardian looks on. Hundreds of years, all for this moment... he almost breaks down in tears. Almost.

Entropic Paradox Rolls no longer exist.

All actions taken that would previously have caused a roll will now simply fail.

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SIDEQUEST COMPLETE!

REWARD:
Nothing!

...Except, of course, a less depressing Reality. And maybe that's enough.

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PLAYERS:
Alastair Dragovich: 17/20 HP
Arsenical: 17/20 HP
Bill Nye: 20/20 HP (has Gauntlet)(has boots)
Captain.cat: 20/20 HP
CaptainNZZZ: 20/20 HP
Cephalos Jr.: 20/20 HP
Crusher48: 15/20 HP
Dangan_Machin: 20/20 HP (magical relic - saves from one death at 1 HP!)
Daskter: 20/20 HP (holding handful of shrapnel grenades)(has massive stockpile of explosives)
Dragon of Hope?!?: 20/20 HP
Eevee Shadow Bacon: 20/20 HP
Ender_Smirk: 17/20 HP
EternalStruggle: 16/20 HP (has Railrifle, spend one action to launch a defense-bypassing attack)
FlamingFlapjacks: 20/20 HP (has tophat - contains 1 boots of slowness, 1 helmet of betrayal)
General_Urist: 20/20 HP
GoldHero101: 20/20 HP
Joebobobob: 15/20 HP
Jukebot: 20/20 HP
Karpinsky: 20/20 HP
Krill13: 20/20 HP
O.R.I.G.I.N.: 20/20 HP
Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/20 HP (has superior dark chocolate)
P!Pionoplayer: 20/20 HP
Ranger_Strider_: 20/20 HP
That-Random-Guy: 20/20 HP
The_Quiet_Watcher: 20/20 HP
The_Two_Eternities: 20/20 HP
The Ego: 20/20 HP
Vylad: 20/25 HP (has wound healer)
Winkins: 30/20 HP (has Epipen)(wielding Greatsword/Shield, sword mode, 6 power)

Current Player Power: 50,000
You have the Weather-Beaten Journal and the Perfect Condition Journal.

Transition post below...

Moniker · May 2, 2019

With Go An Na defeated, his Minecraft world begins to fall to pieces. The portals in his prison will still have him split between the overworld, Nether, and End, of course, but in a few hours time, this plane will be almost completely gone. Blocks are fading into their lesser versions, lighting bugs are happening everywhere...

This brings up the obvious question: What exactly happens now?

The Temporal Guardian approaches the group. Normally solemn and serious, for once he looks almost elated.

First off, Go An Na is dead! He holds no power over Reality, now! You still have a little time before this Plane becomes uninhabitable, so everyone takes a few minutes to sit down and relax. The Temporal Guardian tries to explain what's going to happen next and keep things moving, as keeping up Za Warudo on this Plane is clearly taxing him.

First, he's going to teleport everyone back to the HEXAGONAFIELD as this Plane turns to nothing. When he does, time will "snap back" to normal, putting them a significant ways ahead of where they were previously before they got snatched away for the sidequest. You'll be put...

Turns taken to complete the sidequest: 12

12 x .75 (and rounded) = 9 turns in the future.

Well... that's really going to cut into your Godmodder-slaying time. But killing Go An Na was certainly worth it.

In any event. You'll be back in the HEXAGONAFIELD for a few minutes. But you can use those few minutes to reflect.

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(The next post will be up late tomorrow or early Saturday. Until then, feel free to muck about in the disintegrating Minecraft world or just talk.)

Moniker · May 4, 2019

FlamingFlapjacks said:
I go on a looting spree, throwing everything from this world I can, and I mean *EVERYTHING* into a hammerspace dimension and reinforcing it with the energy of creation to prevent it from disintegrating.
+1 2/4ths of a Minecraft World, including all items on it.
This will probably prove useful.
Oh, and I try and apply more creation magykks to my inventory to preserve it back to the Hexagonfield.

It's all falling apart... the moment you cease making an active effort to sustain it, it simply disintegrates... it might be easier to make Minecraft stuff once you're back on the HEXAGONAFIELD.

Dragon of Hope?!? said:
I go ahead and hug the Temporal Guardian and thank him for everything he has done for us.

Though hesitant, he hugs you back...

Winkins said:
I decided to create some blueprints of my Greatsword/shield and memorize it.

Afterward, I bow and join Dragon, thanking the Temporal Guardian for his work and saving us all from eternal suffering.

You memorize your Great sword/shield!

Three-man hug!

Paradoxdragonpaci said:
I thank the Duckies and Chungus before dismissing them back to the Greater Self,i then take out my Superior chocolate bar....with this...I can do things....

I look up at the decaying Sun and with the Power of Perception Shift, shrink and teleport here,i then take the Superior Chocolate Bar and melt it with the Solar Radiation that embodies Creativity.I then reshape it into a Statue of a certain Dark Chocolate-Lover which i Place here, as a memorial to this Event and as an additional Guard, in case of...the Being Trapped in the Box being at significant risk of Getting Out...i also cast an inscription into the base on which the statue would stand on which include all the Player Names as well as Moniker

...I hope my Scout got his Report out and called his allies to the Battlefield, We did spend a lot of time here...

"Hey Moniker,thanks for helping us out"

You're welcome! I don't want to be time-looped, either.

But, uh...

I don't think I can do that again. My Emergency Override juice is all used up... and I'm very... very...

...It's fine.

JOEbobobob said:
[1] Alright, so next I try the soul-sword technique. If the notification says it still won't work, then I try the elemental-explosion-based-power-up technique. I said these last post already!
[1]If they had no soul orb... they at least had Godmodding energy! I quickly run over to G!Pionoplayer's corpse, and transform their Godmodding into either Godmodder locks, or some other storeable form
[1] this action is conditional: If necessary for one of the above actions to succeed, it goes there. Otherwise, if I have extra Godmodder locks from the G!Pionoplayer Godmodding, I add them to the cage. I don't know about you, but spending just one turn on the cage designed to hold back the worst evil of the universe seems like a terrible idea to me. I Mean, maybe he's bluffing about escaping, but do you want to take that chance?

(If ES's portals exist and work I probably use those for transferring things.)
[0] "Say, moniker, doesn't your justification for helping with Go An Na apply just as much to fighting the Godmodder? you said it was because 'you live in reality too', but the Godmodder also wants to destroy it."

Another notification pops up. This one looks very... OOC:
ERROR: CROSS-CANON CONTAMINATION NOT ALLOWED OUTSIDE OF SANDBOX
CONTINUE AND BE IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED BY ANTI-OUTSIDE-CANON CANNONS

G!Pionoplayer's body has faded away. Even if it hadn't, stuff made here can't and shouldn't be taken back with you.

Yes, but... it might be too late now, and... I'm very tired after that. My influence is limited, and what I have I shouldn't be using...

I'mTotallyNot-R.O.B said:
*Beep.....Booting back online.......*
*Registering character.......Completed*
*Restarting achievements and levels.....complete*

*Welcome! [Legend27]!*

Cracking their fingers, they smiled. "Let's begin the new legend...shall we?"

OOC: Welcome to the game! If you have any questions at all, feel free to ask them here, on the OOC thread, or on the Discord! We're just about to get started back up again here, so get ready...

CaptainNZZZ said:
After this success, I feel a little emotion can be allowed. Entities hardly ever last under my care and yet the Temporal Guardian is not only alive but also played an important role in this most recent challenge.

An thus, I give the Temporal Guardian a great, big ol' hug. After the hug stretches on past five seconds I quietly whisper, "Well done, my friend. Thank you for all you've done both in the past and the recent past. I can't wait for everyone to see you in all your new glory."

After the thirty second mark goes by the great hugging ceases. Now time to steel myself for whatever awaits us, whether it's mass death or the Godmodder just about to win.

"I hate to impose after all your hard work but if you can do anything to help deal with this temporal backlash, please do. The less turns the Godmodder unbothered by us, the better."

Four-man hug! It's perfect!

Ender_Smirk said:
The Heir walks up to the temporal guardian, and makes a suggestion. "If you let us teleport spacially back to the correct dimension, the temporal snapback should fail to affect us, as I presume the snapback is a side effect of being in the dimension that was still moving in time. All you need to do is hold the timestop up for a few extra seconds. Think you could manage, or is that too much, or my logic wrong? If the latter, then please explain. Maybe in the form of a note, or something."
After having made this suggestion, his options split two ways. If his theory (Which no known law of time travel disagrees with) is correct, then he translates himself back onto the hexagonafield, and goes about the standard business. If this happens, then a sum up is he uses portals and such to try to break the bridge as often as he can until backup arrives.
If his theory is wrong, somehow, then he instead meditates, trying to get any charge he can during this mini turn, and seeing if he can read the weathered journal fully now, since it likely has lost any type of plot relevance now that Go An Na is handled.

The Temporal Guardian appears concerned, stepping away from the hug to ruminate. He notes that, ideally, each Plane should be located uniformly across the whole time stream - a Plane that was further along, or "in the future" compared to a different plane (or vice versa, with one being further behind) wouldn't cause immediate problems, but if one attempted to observe the events of one plane from another, they could potentially see the future/past, and thus that would cause the whole time paradox thing he's worked hard to avoid. Since this plane has already gone forward, time will travel very rapidly in the other Planes to make up for it. The people in the other Planes won't notice since the speed of time is relative... but, if you tried to directly spatially teleport right now, your own time would be much different than the time of the Plane you're entering, since you wouldn't have been in the Plane at the time he sped up, and maybe the Temporal Guardian could finagle it just right, but he's very tired and he might slip up, and even if he did do it right there's a chance of weird time stuff causing injury or some other thing (temporal-based illnesses are no fun), and, and, and... it's just bad practice!

It's much better for the Temporal Guardian to release Za Warudo, give the other Planes a minute to "catch up" and THEN teleport you all back. Least chance of something going horribly wrong.

(OOC: Also saves us from IRL weeks of the Godmodder crossing a bridge)

Moonstar101 said:
Me: Why do people like godmodding? Well Abygale wanna take care of this? *I call to the center Annilation black death dragon, Abygale And use it's effect to destroy photoshop flowey ((Annihilation Black Death Dragon, Abygale all effects here but gague and life cost in anyway go into effect when using buddyfight cards))

Welcome to the game! If you have any questions, feel free to ask them here, the OOC thread, or on the Discord. A big fight just finished, and now we're rolling back into something resembling "normal".

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
Action 1: The black box seems... annoyed. It floats back and forth, back and forth. It seems to be pacing about. It is, after all, a box, cube, 3-D square. Hexagons are just, not its strong suit. Well, better not to let this hold it back. One free turn. Nothing to do. Nothing... to do... Maybe it could reflect on the three turns its been here? No, nothing good to reflect on there... Well, it might as well spit out a character... Sure. The box opens, and out comes a... bed... Oh boy... Nothing to do there... Okay...
New plan! The bed just sits there. Yes, it just sits there. This is the best plan. Nothing can go wrong. Nothing. Nothing... nothing... n-o-t-h-i-n-g...
Plan... C! Yes, this one will be soooooooooooo good. The bed... will... do something. Ya! Greatest plan ever! Woo hoo!... It's still not... Uuuuuuuh.
Plan D it is then. The black box opens up again. It just sits there, open. Yes, it is open. The top flaps have been unfolded. There's no tape, there's an o-p-e-n-i-n-g. Nope, nothing. Stupid mechanics.
Plan E... get someone else to use the bed. There's plenty of people just taking naps... No? The bed is too late? Stupid time... logic... and such...
Plan F. Pillow gremlins. Wait, no. That's silly. There's nothing for them to do. Gremlins just attack things. They're insane. Nope, not gremlins...
Plan G. Rocket bed. Perfect. It'll fly around and... such... Nothing to... move or... run into...
Plan H. Blanket ghosts... No... No... No... Not even gonna explain it. See plan F.
plan I. Just let the bed sleep. Yeah. That'll work. Maybe try to get a temporary HP boost from being relaxed. Maybe boost efficiency... Wait a minute... the bed is an inanimate object...
plan J. Have the black box sleep in the bed... That's not alive... either... or at least as far as anyone really... knows... Gonna have to talk to the writer about that...
plan K. Put the bed back in the box. Yeah, like, store the bed. That would be like CP, right? No, that's a waste.
plan L. The bed is a monster. Ahh!... But then there's nothing to attack!
plan M. Monster under the bed... Right... that's just plan L...
Plan N. Mattress related shenanigans. I dunno. Maybe snowboarding on it. Using it to build up elastic potential energy to throw something... Meh.
Plan O. Exploding bed. Yes, this is the nether, right? No, hexagonal field. Get it right.
Plan P. Respawn nonsense. No, that's repetitive.
Plan Q... Meh.
plan R. Bunk bed... Now that its typed out like that...
plan S. Literally anything happens... No questions, just make it happen... No? Well then...
Plan T. Bed bug. Let's see... that has two options...

Plan T1. Bed bug: A bed that is a bug. Like an ant or... something... No no no, that's just plan L again.
Plan T2. Bed bugs: It's an army of bed bugs. Run away! Oh no, some of them are mutated! Ahh! We're all gonna die! No?... Pillow gremlins again. Why?
Plan U. Upgrade the bed? But, it's only there for the turn...
Plan V. That's it! The bed is a magic portal to somewhere or another and now the black box can go explore around!... Actually, the box might as well get a feel for the actual story...
Plan W. The bed is very hypnotic and leaves those who sleep on it in some dream realm... GREMLINS!
Plan X. Bedder think of something quick. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... no, that wasn't funny.
Plan Y. Question the existence of the bed. If one does not accept the bed, the bed is not accepted. If the bed is not accepted to exist, it just doesn't. No, it doesn't work like that? Meh...
Plan Z. Burn the bed! Burn it! BURN IT! Then, it can go down in a blaze of glory, taking the... GREMLINS!
Well then, that was mighty unproductive. Maybe the bed should just... be... That could work. Nothing can do something.
As whoever has been making these plans tries to grip something with nothing, Plan V seems to strike some interest in the bed. A few crumbs seem to rise out of the bed. Why are there crumbs in the bed? Who knows. There have been some tragic evenings. At any rate, the crumbs float up into the air and form a ring above the bed. What are the crumbs? Why, french fry crumbs of course. And, we all know what this means. A portal opens up and Defender B falls through the portal onto the nice comfy bed, still crying and moaning about the mean teacher lady. In his arms are piles upon piles of french fries. But, how is he here? There's been like a three turn time dialation thingy? Time portal? Well, if we can go back in time, and we know what will happen in the future, can't we mess with it? I dunno. Maybe, the bed has somehow changed its relative time with that long list of how useless it is. It probably takes at least three turns to read it, let alone think of the whole list? The bed isn't even technically a part of the bed. Maybe this is just a delayed reaction thing. This could just be happening three turns from now. Maybe... At any rate, why was this the best plan it could come up with?
Actions 2 & 3: Defender B starts to wipe a few tears out of his eyes. He shoves a fistful of fries into his face and snivels. Why is he here? He wants french fries. FRENCH FRIES! He doesn't see any french fries here! What's the point of existing if there aren't any FRENCH FRIES! As he starts to get up from the bed, meaning to find a way back to his homeland, he hears a soft whisper. "Rest." The Defender slowly complies, not sure if he's actually tired, or if he is so emotionally unstable that he doesn't think to question it. He lays back in the bed. As his head touches the pillow, his mind leaps from his current location to some dream realm. Mist drifts across the white tile floor. Standing about 100 yards away is a simple bed. The Defender steps forwards and is sent flying, making it all 100 yards in just one step. Not sure he's seeing what he is, he wipes his eyes, thinking his tears are blotting out his vision. No, unfortunately, everything he is seeing is real. This includes the odd head that rises from the bed. The head just kind of float about, staring at the Defender from behind its wild hair.
The Defender decides to initiate the dialogue. "Hello," he snivels to the head.
The head turns to look at him. "Hello. It's so nice to meet you. Tell me, you seem sad. What is wrong?" For some reason, maybe the need to vent, or maybe just the oddity of the head, Defender B finds himself spouting all of the mean insults and food rationing he had to go through to get here. He breaks into rapid, unstoppable tears. "I see. Well, I for one can definitely appreciate the hardships you went through to get here. However, I think there are some inconsistencies in what you've told me."
The defender blows his nose and asks, "What?"
"Well, the first player seemed to only have your benefits in-"
"No! Don't talk about them. No."
"But, how else are you supposed to heal?"
"NO! I don't want to heal. I don't I don't I don't."
"Are you sure you feel that way?"
"YES! I don't want to heal. I don't want to." The head raises a single eyebrow. "I really don't want to. What could you tell me that would make me feel better?"
"Just... hear me out. The first player just wanted to inform you of a better life. He only had your own interests at hand. Now, the second one is a different story. You see, that teacher only spent one third of its ability to attack you. And, she also attacked you verbally. She did no physical damage. We both know what the players did to your allies. If they wanted you dead, you would die. It's that simple. By simply sending you off to- what was it? ISS? Yes, that was it. -sending you off to ISS, she spared your life. You lived. The other players tried to convert your allies, but they just couldn't while Go An Na was there. Don't you see? The players used the only tactic they could to keep you alive. You aren't worthless because you are Defender B. Your can do attitude was just what the players wanted to preserve. They never meant you harm. They never meant you harm... They never meant you harm..." As Defender B listens to the head repeat this phrase over and over again, he slowly awakens, laying on the hexagonafield where the bed had once been. He sits up and looks around, hopefully having a new perspective upon all that has transpired. He then munches on a few french fries. Everyone thinks better while eating.

Defender B breathes. With Go An Na gone, he can feel some trace of sanity returning. He munches on his french fries with melancholy, realizing that he can't go back now. Everyone he ever knew is dead. Everyone he ever knew... he can't even remember much any more. But at the very least... he'll no longer be contributing to the machinations of any Reality-resetting monster.

Perhaps he'll become a traveler. Yes, that's it!

In the end, Defender B decides to shed his identity as Defender B, and travel the Planes. Maybe he'll find a new life for himself somewhere!

And so, Defender B talks to the Temporal Guardian and Players, and they agree to teleport him off somewhere else when they get back. And so it is done.

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The Temporal Guardian releases Za Warudo, and pauses for a moment.

The other Planes have caught up.

It's time go back.

You all look around at the false Minecraft world one last time, and... well, let's not get too poignant. This place was a staging ground for one of the most evil beings to ever exist. You're going to have a hard time looking at normal Minecraft the same way again, frankly.

In any event... time to get back in the fight!

PLANE-WARP!

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You drop back into the HEXAGONAFIELD, and take a moment to get your bearings.

Altair: Oh thank god. Just in time.

You get a radio signal...

Quinn: Players! Where were you? The Last Gambligant's gone now, they disappeared right after you got teleported to that place...

Quinn: A 1 Entropic Paradox Roll? I figured it had to come at some point, but-

Gunshots echo over the radio.

Quinn: Right, we're not going to be able to hold him off much longer!

Quinn: I can buy you one more turn! Use it to hit the Godmodder as hard as you can!

Altair: Okay, super quick summary of what went on while you were occupied:

-Last Gambligant and everything she caused went poof
-I protected your entities; they're all alive
-The Godmodder thrashed the Peacekeepers, nails were bitten for a bit but you got back JUST in time
-Your entities all ticked up about 8 times and did some stuff
-You got 1 new Revelation Point and you're about to get another, let's read some The Truth
-Janus is just about ready to evolve. It's waiting on a reminder of what its evolution does.
-The Consumer was BARELY restrained from eating the entire LIVE Space Station, thanks to me. The Mysterious Farmers disappeared when I wasn't looking, though...
-Eternalstruggle's Apex grew a lot, its Constructor drones built 3 iteration stations, now they just need a target
-The Miles High Satellite left
-The Peacekeeper Commando units left ran off to clear a path of retreat for the last handful of Peacekeepers to get off that bridge.
-Looks like the Godmodder may have put some HP into the Last Gambligant as well - he's 5 HP down, now.

Altair: We'll catch up properly later. Right now: Godmodder! Attack him! Hurt him! Brutalize him!

He's right! This turn, it's time to attack the Godmodder! Deal as much damage as you can before the next Tribulation starts! Maybe destroy the bridge to buy an extra turn, too.

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The Temporal Guardian is with you properly now, and under CaptainNZZZ's command!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Now's your chance! Deal as much damage as you possibly can! Damaging him awards you 5 CP!

Minor Tasks:

Destroy the godmodder's bridge!

Field effects: None

Bridge: ==========================================G==[===Q______
Current Godmodder Progress: 90%
Bridge Status: Iron Bridge, 100 Strength

[AG]Altair - CP: 30

[AG - Winkins]Winkin's forces: TA: 209,000
Disco-Chan: 100,000/100,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A, Special: Disco Squares: 3/3 (repels darkness!)(Being protected by Fenix)(extra attack)
[N]Fennie: 300,000/300,000 HP, 15,000 x 10A(-100,000 damage from all attacks, +60,000 HP/turn)(super extra damage against snakes)(Miniboss)(protecting Disco-Chan)(protected from 4 attacks)(extra attack)
Bunny Baron: 9,000 HP, shield bunx2 summon: 2/2 (25% dodge rate)
Bun prince/princess: 25,000 x 2 HP, 12,000 x 2A, bun knight summon: 2/2 (50% dodge rate)
Bun knights: 26,000 x 12 HP, 7,500 x 12A (15% dodge rate)
Shield buns: 6,000 x 15 HP (20% dodge rate)
Damage Tank: 286,500 damage stored!
Fortified Rice Monastery(Gives +10,000 HP/turn, -5,000 damage from all attacks, and +5,000A to Winkins-owned entities)(tended by Farmer Contractors, Lightward Mages)(needs to be killed in one hit)
Specials: Rice Feast - 4/4, Rice Torrent - 4/4

[AG - Daskter]You can count on Osttruppen, no really you can!: 100,000/100,000 HP, 25,000A
Tassadar: 365,000/365,000 HP, 20,000 x 4A, Special: Laser Incision: 5/5 (30% dodge rate)(Totem of Life Unended - when entity dies, puts them into "unended" mode, where HP decays by 50% until healing surpasses it)(protected from 1 attack)
Forward Operating Base: 200,000 HP (+4 Pioneers/turn)(+1 Line Gun/turn)(+.5 Panzer/turn)
Fortress: 200,000 HP (protected from 1 attack)(3 Mines - next attackers take 20,000 damage)
Healbot Mk.1: 60,000/60,000 HP, +12,000A (inside Fortress)
Pioneers: 25 x 32 HP, 250 x 32A (can heal)
Line Gun: 10,000 x 4 HP(guarding Pioneers/Panzers)
Panzers: 10,000 x 0 HP, 2,000 x 0A

[AG - Cephalos Jr.]Red Army Swordsman: 50% intact! Duel!A (-20% intactness per turn in a duel)(well-trained, wins duels fast)
Red Army Engineers+1: 10,000 x 4 HP (builds stuff)(constructing University, done in 3!)
Conscript Facility: 30,000 HP (+4 Red Army Soldiers/turn)
Red Army Soldiers: 1,000 x 40 HP, 500 x 40A (max: 40)

[AG]The Dark One, -----/----- HP, 30,000 x 5A, Special: Revelation: 4/4 (protected from 1 attack), RP: 1

[AG - Paradoxdragonpaci]The Restorer: 80,000 HP, +11,000 x 4A (can repair items)(Reverse levitation)(protected from 1 attack)
Order Scion Scout: 160,000/160,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A (50% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack)

[AG - Crusher]Janus: 150,000/150,000 HP, Unlock Evolution: 10/10, Unlock Ability!A (needs manual special charging)

[AG - Arsenical]Scoville Reaver: 130,000/130,000 HP, 60,000A (A S/B/D ignorant)(+26,000 HP/turn)(conversion resistance)(protected from 4 attack)

[AG - CompTIA]LIVE Space Station(has emergency thrusters - saves from one deadly attack!)(Enhanced Production capacity)(Point defense - 12% chance to null attacks)(protected from 4 attack)
Protective Forcefield: Blocks first 42,000+50,000 HP of damage each turn!
Weaponry array: Machine guns: 1,000 x 40A
Ship AI panel(current AI: CompTIA)
Quadcopter deployer: +2 quadcopter/turn
Quadcopters: 1,000 x 52 HP, 500 x 52A (guarding LIVE Space Station)
Space engineers: 100 x 1,660 HP (+50 engineers/turn)(x4 production capacity)
Gravity Bomb Dropper: 60,000A
Containment tractor beam: Currently not holding any entities!
Prism Deployer: 20,000 HP (+1 Prism/turn)(protected from 3 attack)(originally JOEbob's)
Prism: 5,000 x 17 + 50,000 HP(guarding all)(originally JOEbob's)
Shield Battery: 30,000 HP (can shield up to 2 entities for +50,000 HP, shielding lost if Shield Battery dies)(originally JOEbob's)
Consumer: 15,000 HP, 5,000A, Special: Consume: 2/2 (Consumes random owner-owned entity to evolve self)

[AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]King DDD: Perfect HP, Perfect! A (Is perfect)

[AG - DragonofHope]Ash Aragami: 23,000 HP + 70,000 HP (+3 Aragami/turn) + Shield Core: 30,000 HP (projects 10,000 HP shield)
Aragami: 3,000 x 30 HP, 1,000 x 30A

[AG - EternalStruggle]Apex Fleet: TA: 145,000, Growth: +6 ADs and 7CDs/turn
The Apex: 377,000/390,000 HP, 25,000 x 2A (-7,000 damage from all attacks)(Fleet Beacon - x1 attack frigate/turn, x1 Ordnance cruiser/update multiple of 3, x1 Spectral Lord/update multiple of 5, x1 Overseer/update multiple of 7)
Attack frigates: 1,000 x 29 HP, 1,000 x 29A (10% dodge rate)
Ordnance cruiser: 2,500 x 9 HP, 2,500 x 9A(can attack or heal)
Spectral Lord: 8,000 x 7 HP, 4/4 charge (currently charging)(5,000A when not charging)
Overseer: 5,000 x 5 HP (summons 1 attack drone and 1 constructor drone/turn)(protected from 2 attack)
Attack drone: 1 x 92 HP + 40,000 HP, 500 x 92A
Constructor drone: 400 x 112 HP + 40,000 HP
Engineering depot: 4,000 x 2HP (+2 Constructors/turn)
Iteration Station: 10,000 x 3 HP
Airfield: 4,000 x 1HP (+1 Attack drone/turn)

[AG]Elite Pigmen: 10,000 x 10 HP, 5,000 x 10A
Elite Wither Skeletons: 50,000 x 5 HP, 50,000 x 5A
Elite Ghasts: 5,000 x 25 HP, 10,000 x 25A (A S/B/D ignorant)

[AG]Psychic Overlord II: 11,500,000/11,500,000 HP, 1,500,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 0/2 (When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x15 damage)(+400,000 HP/turn)(Boss)(protected from 1 attack)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 4,500,000/6,400,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: 0/2 (-10,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate+1 Auto Dodge)(+250,000 HP per turn)(miniboss+status effect resistance)(poison resistant)(protected from 3 attacks)(has spatial warping necklace - saves from fatal blow)(exhausted - needs revitalization to begin charging special)
Mark III Tactical Flashbang: 31,000/31,000 HP, 10,000 x 2A (extra damage against hordes)(stuns hit enemies up to minibosses for 1 turn!)(reduces hit enemy accuracy by 20%!)(50% dodge rate)(gravity harness)(2 attack redirector)(1 Emergency teleporter)(-4,000 damage from all attacks)(+5,000 HP/turn)
Rotaz+1: 35,000/35,000 HP(engineer)(+5% accuracy)(50% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(protected from 1 attack)(1 attack redirector)(Dimensional and Space Emergency Button)(Telaport, saves from lethal hit)
Magitek servitor factory: 45,000/45,000 HP, +9,000A, +4 Servitor/turn (2 attack redirector)(+5% accuracy)(40% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)
Servitors: 2,000 x 74, 1,000 x 74A(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(2 attack redirector)
Hellfire Crystal Golem: 110,000/110,000 HP, 12,000A (protected from 1 attack... IN STYLE!)(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Rune-cast powers)(Phase-shift cloak powers)(Dimension warping powers)(1 attack redirector)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)

[PG]The Godmodder: 37/310 HP (Descended - x5 Actions per turn)(Busy crossing bridge)

Player list:

Alastair Dragovich - CP: 4 (has Solar Powered Player Killer Armaments - high damage against Players!, Orb of Paradox, Pelicannon, Rage Cube)
Arsenical - CP: 8(1 post in debt!)
Bill Nye - CP: 18 (has super sharp gold sword - 3 power left, burny iron sword - 3 power left, bow and arrow - 3 power)
Captain.cat - CP: 52 (protected from 1 attack)(has 1 Boost Stone)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 3 (protected from 1 attack)(has Full Restore, Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Overpowering Poison, Remnant crypt energy, EMP, Mopium)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 1 (has Cybil's blood sample, anti-infantry railgun, pocket reactor(1 power), power armor)
Crusher48 - CP: 3 (Has Bost stone, Tactician Soul in a Bottle, Scanner Cannon)
Dangan_Machin - CP: 9
Daskter - CP: 0 (has Boosted Evolve Hunters)
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 0 (Espionage ghost)(Excalibur - 22 Power)
Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 15
Ender_Smirk - CP: 6 (has Shadow Agitator)
[N+1]EternalStruggle - CP: 0
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 0 (has the Retcon Revenger - has a powerful hidden effect, bag of nine-sided die)
General_Urist - CP: 10 (Shotgun of Dope - 2 power left, attack debuffs whoever it hits)
GoldHero101 - CP: 25 (has Leoano (Soul Break), 70 power left, Greatsword, Self damage ticket)
I'mTotallyNot-R.O.B - CP: 0
[N+2]Joebobobob - CP: 22 (has nice bed, infinite charmzard energy, 4 Boost Stones, 1 Cleansed (?) Multiplier Orb, Sub-par godmod lock, Something, Godmodder Lock)(Critically Wounded)
Karpinsky - CP: 31
Krill13 - CP: 24
O.R.I.G.I.N. - CP: 0
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 1 (has paradox void cards, absorbed Bad Luck, hexagonaherbs, 7 Homestuck Aspect vials(Life/Void/Mind/Blood/Doom gone), Vial of Aspects(12 power), BUFFNESS), Save Point: [AG]Psychic Overlord II: 9,000,000/9,000,000 HP, 3,500,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 2/2, Special: OMLDC: 5/5 (When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x15 damage)(+300,000 HP/turn)(Boss))
Pionoplayer - CP: 96 (has Ornate Ring)
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 5
That-Random-Guy - CP: 52 (protected from 1 attack)(has Echolocation)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 2 (has paradise grenade(teleports enemies to paradise), Summonspitter heart, essence of blood, grenades, bit of Dragon soul, entropic glass shard, one Entropic Die)
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 18 (protected from 1 attack)
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 7 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]The Ego - CP: 95 (+10,000 HP sword, Delicious cake, one use of Somno powers, Player Eye, Player Knife, RGB control panel(has red, green, blue buttons), four-leaf clover)
Vylad - CP: 8 (wearing Impervium Armour, protects from damage!)(has Wound healer, Coin Flipper)
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 0 (has Mook Kill Switch, more of a BBB, +1,000A Iron sword, 10,000 damage token, 1 Multiplier Orb, faint godmodder energy (about to disappear!))

Player Inventory:
Bonfire(3 uses left)(Spend your entire turn resting here to heal)
Ultimate Orb of Shielding(+1 attack shield to everything on field)
Orb of Resurrection (Revives one dead allied entity at full strength)
Time Accelerator (Causes an entity to experience 10 turns of time in 1 turn)
True Multiplier Orbs x 2
Godmodding Vol. 1
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Double Rainbow Ticket x 1, Medkit x 2, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Miniature Doormaker Plushy, Bravely Default Asterisks, Mirror Frame, Black Filling, Economy-Melting Bank Note
Charge Booster (damage: 7/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
God of Dreams aid
Ring with United States of America Smash(3 uses left)
Celestial Guidance(2 uses left)
Magical Obliteration(1 use left)
Desperation Shield(Leaves one Player at mortally wounded if they would otherwise die)
CP Converter

Base Player Power: 50,000

Moniker · May 7, 2019

Ranger_Strider_ said:
BREAK THE BRIDGE!
FOCUS
I unleash the heat of the sun, focused down to the length of the bridge by the Godmodder.

The iron bridge begins to melt! 17 of it is burnt down to nothing! "17 whats", you ask? ...Well, don't ask me. It's 17.

Paradoxdragonpaci said:
I ask the Scout on progress on his report while he continues doing it this turn.The Restorer is going to tend to the Temporal Guardian's Exhaustion

(x3)"I will focus on buying us an extra turn..."
I summon a Cloud of Water Droplets and then pump some SO2 and NO into it turning it into Acid Rain,at a concentration,well the Iron Bridge is going to get some very Large Holes here,with Strider heating up the Bridge,the chemical reaction dissolving the bridge quickens !!

"hey,Moniker,are you feeling alright,do you need a break ?? Please don't tell me..."

If we are going to read a Truth,I suggest we read the Truth on Arbiters

The Order Scion scout says he has already submitted the full report. He expects a response messenger exceedingly soon.

The bridge now being wet and slick with acid, it is now exceedingly vulnerable to sudden temperature changes, such as those from exceedingly hot lava!

...

EternalStruggle said:
Hmm. ES recalled something that meant his deep dive into the Forgotten Tongue might not be over yet.

He teleported in front of the Godmodder, and flashed a wicked grin, eyes pitch black. Before the Godmodder could do anything, he spoke another three syllable spell, voice suitably awesome and terrible in the original senses of the words.

"Go Ta Mo."

As we already know, Go is a syllable often used in spells to banish the life from an enemy completely. While the Godmodder would have an innate resistance to those, so it can only do a bit of damage, it still provides the relevant metaphysical "punch" to the incantation.

Ta gave the means for the attack to travel to the Godmodder, for it was the syllable of instantaneous transmission, used in many other spells for speedy delivery of their package to the desired location. A reliable and common but usually extraneous addition to any spell. However, with the Godmodder about, it always paid to make sure the target was hit without a chance for them to dodge or counter.

Mo, perhaps retroactively short for Modder (the creation of the First Language was arguably at least partially atemporal, from what ES understood), was the Universal Curse, an all purpose insult. It would provide the targeting, as such a syllable could only refer to the Godmodder in this current context, since it was made to describe the Godmodders exactly, although before the Godmodder or indeed his creator ever came to be, confusingly enough. A flawless lock on for the rest of the spell to follow.

Was this the original infamous Go-using spell? No, but this variant would serve its purpose well enough. Sadly, due to the CoR, even if he did fully recreate the additional spell it was unlikely to work, as this spell would probably let the Godmodder be immune to Primal Speech (the language had a lot of names) inflicted damage. Still, that hardly mattered.

As for his forces? The Ordnance Cruisers would heal the Apex up to full, the Construction Drones would begin making a second Fortifier Tripod, and the Iteration Stations would have their first subject be the Attack Frigates.

The Godmodder speaks, and raises his voice:

De Mo Ets!

De signifies Defense. Very straightforward, it acts as a nullifying signal that can block other syllables. Without the other two, however, it is worthless in this context.

Mo still signifies "Modder". Together with De, it now essentially translates as "nullify syllable directed at Godmodder".

Ets means "Eternalstruggle". Predicting this precise situation, a previous Godmodder managed to append this syllable to the primal language (appended syllables have 3 letters), and set it to refer to Eternalstruggle, specifically. Historians were baffled about it - until today, of course. Together, they mean "nullify Eternalstruggle's syllable directed at Godmodder".

Your attack is nullified.

FlamingFlapjacks said:
I dramitcally point at the godmodder, and run at him with my +9999999999 sword of heroism!!!11!!1!
I then trip on my cape and flip through the air into his face.
I then reveal that was a decoy me.
The decoy me explodes. Into more swords.

The godmodder dramatically flourishes his cape of +9999999999 villainy in your general direction, only to reveal that it was a decoy cape, which explodes into more capes that cover your swords! In the fierce sword/cape conflict that ensues, the godmodder BARELY comes out on top - thanks to his "dramatically" being spelled correctly.

Dragon of Hope?!? said:
I order all Aragami to fire on the Iron Bridge, combining their attacks into one massive beam! I then use all of my actions to upgrade my Ash Aragami's health further.

Aragami orders set! Ash Aragami now has +150,000 HP!

JOEbobobob said:
The following actions are all to take place after CaptainNZZZ heals me if at all possible, to avoid messing that up. Also, CaptainNZZZ now has permission to take and/or use the Sub-Par Godmodder lock for their own purposes.

Additional non-action note: I accept people trying to kill the consumer. it's probably evil. Personally, I would try to get ownership of the bridge and have the consumer eat that, but whatever.

[1] I quickly run over to Earth, (and by run i of course mean teleport), before using a simple past-sensing spell. Specifically, it is established from Somno that one can see the past of an area with relative ease through player powers. And I do so, through the Skill 'Eternal Eye'. with a vision that cannot be blocked, I search the past. Specifically, I search the internet of the distant past, and find a thread, on a forum...
Defeat The Godmodder
I identify the author, the QM, of the Thread. my goal is no temporal issue. No, no. I just find the original creators name.
Then, I watch for the instant of their death, and, at that moment, grab their epiphenomal soul.
I'm pretty sure i do that anyway.
Since the soul's epiphenomal, there is no paradox.

[1] Since their soul is intact, the Copyright system says they get to keep the copyright it; Copyright lasts until some 30 years after the creator's death.
The Godmodders entire first like, half, of the battle is an almost-perfect copy of this! (i make sure to only show that part of the battle, which is the non-paradox-y part, to people who ask)
This infringes on their copyrights! Acting as their legal advisor, council, guardian, and JOEbob (everyone serious about the industry has to hire one nowadays. this would be a money-maker for me, if not for the immense number of JOEbobian cities the size of subatomic particals full of stereotypical joebobs.), I take the Godmodder to court for:
Slander (implying them to have been an evil mastermind, because they wrote things and they happened, like that one book with the title that's german for 'my storie'.)
Copyright infringement (copying them)
Defamation (similar to slander)
And any other law issues I can find before the first official meeting.
As well, I can and will ensure this negotiation will take weeks or months.
The Godmodder is then informed I am willing to settle for the creation of the following entity, in a manner corresponding to the statline listed below, which has properties I will list afterwards. the statline will begin upon the first instance of the words 'FLEX GLUE' in image form, and end on the second instance, with no properties not stated in the statline unless they are necessary for the post-line listing to be accurate. the least complicated definition which fits will be taken. the third instance of the flex glue image will signify the end of the properties list.

[N - JOEbob] Emperorbun 40,000/40,000 HP 105% dodge +1 Engineerbun/turn
Passive: Bun. the dodge rate is based on cuteness, and so cannot be removed by freezing it in place. it however still works on beings with no concept of cuteness.
Active: Summon- summon a bun. known buns:
Engineerbuns: Engineerbun 5,000/5,000 HP 25% dodge (equivalent to a 1-action summon with building capabilities. bonuses to work on established bun science.)
Other buns exist! try to summon them to find out more.
Passive: Emperor. being so regal and stuff, it won't be temped, bribed, or mind-controlled from the alignment it is legally required to be in order for me to settle by any means. it will also always do its best, and is generally competent.

It should be aligned to me, capable of very notably snowballing, very difficult to kill, listen to all my orders, accomplish any orders i give that the stats i've listed allow it to do, not change its actions based on the Godmodders statements unless I tell it to, and be able to instantly tell if I'm me. preferably, it should possess immunity to the Cosmic Collider's detection system. The dodge rate must begin above 100%.

The Godmodder must either Do this- in which case I drop the case- Or spend excessive amounts of time on preparing his legal case. Since I'm attacking his ability to spend time on such frivolous things as 'crossing a bridge', instead of destroying the bridge, this will stack with any bridge-destruction people do, and not be affected by the bridge's durability.
Furthermore, I make it very clear to the Godmodder that while they only experienced 9 turns of time, I have experienced twelve, all of them relatively free of difficult tasks*. I have had much time to prepare this, and i won't fail.

*Bar the last, because The Tower Falls animation was not easy.
[1] while I wait, I shape an orb of magical energy. pulsing cyan, this orb is normally innactive, simply storing the power i've put into it. However, the next time something actually bad is happening, and reality starts to say that it's happening because nobody has any actions left at the point in the turn, it will walk over to realitys face, yell at it at the unfairness of such notifications, insult its mother, point out all the logical flaws, and use that argument as flavortext to allow it to stop whatever thing reality was claiming was unstoppable. SO THERE.

You can see the distant past, but you can't interact with it. You can't physically touch a computer or keyboards, which are pretty necessary for this whole "ancient internet" thing. In order to see the thread, you'd need to dig up the locations of the thread's original posters and then go back in time to when they were navigating the thread. Honestly, you might want to just drop it. Really. That thread was interesting, sure, but the less of it there is to go around the better.

The first action having failed, the second falls through as well.

You create the Cyan Orb that is allegedly supposed to stop cutscene incompetence. Okay.

Moonstar101 said:
I summon Black Downpour, Zicron and use it's effects to lower the bridge's defense by 10000 before sending it to attack it with a critical of 1 and power level of 1000 ((Black Downpour, Zicron This is Zicron))

6 points of Bridge Strength is swallowed straight into Black Downpour's stomach! After that it gets full and leaves.

CaptainNZZZ said:
OOC: Oh that's beautiful. I question how long my forces will last in this state (especially without an army spanning defense) but since it's so large right now I feel a spoiler tag is once again needed for my forces.

Well...that could have gone far worse. The Godmodder still has a bit further to go and everyone's entities have gotten stronger rather deader. I mean, that many servitors? My entities have certainly worked hard to stay relevant...even of their efforts pale in comparison to the return of the Temporal Guardian.

However a few things could still use a little work. Well, honestly, they need a lot more than little work but we have to make do with what we have.

First step, upping the Mark III Tactical Flashbang's HP. They possess a fair amount of useful effects to somewhat make up for their attack power but their HP lacks the same level of substitutes.

To achieve this, I take their uniform and weave threads of adamantium into it. Then I add several more layers of Kevlar to thicken the uniform by a noticeable degree before returning it to the Mark III Tactical Flashbang. That'll increase their damage resistance to -5,000 damage and provide a nice HP boost as well. (x1)

Healing has always been fairly limited amongst my more recent entities, most having to rely on regeneration or actions dedicated to them. After all, only the Magitek servitor factory has the ability to heal and it's only enough to heal 9,000 damage each. Simply put, that's entirely unacceptable.

Heading over to the factory's repair array I get to work just gutting it, leaving a few fragments of original design that can still be useful. It's an utter mess, all that outdated equipment lying all over the ground. Of course with telekinesis and transmutation, those old components shift and twist into the new ones that can be telekinetically guided back into place.

It takes awhile, but eventually the updating is finished. Automated painkillers, nanites tuned for biological and mechanical repair, mana infusers, scanners, and subarrays to replicate critical organs to replace damaged ones. Perhaps it's not as army friendly as the Light Crystal was but it's a lot better than nothing. (x1)

Unsurprisingly, the Temporal Guardian is exhausted from everything that just happened. They need time to recover their full might and time they shall have. In fact, all my entities could some time off, true time off. None of that 'working but not fighting', they all deserve a party. And if some the feelings of joy, happiness, and relaxation happen to convert into temporal energy that helps rejuvenate the Temporal Guardian...then that's just the icing on top.

Conjuring up a grand ballroom large enough to hold all my entities with space to spare the festivities commence, welcoming the Temporal Guardian back!

Rotaz embraces his old friend before flying off to man the music, playing every type of music at regular intervals...except country, nobody likes country. Though if cypher written on the piece of paper he dropped into my hands are to be believed, those songs are chosen to criticize my general leadership and conduct, reminding me of the advantages of side quests. Rotaz knows me far too well at this point, he can win our occasional bouts of verbal combat far too easily.

The servitors spend subjective hours doing the robot and performing the occasional crowd surfing with other entities. The Hellfire Crystal Golem did their best to resist but after being swarmed they discovered there is no escape from the servitors and their crowd surfing.

After finally dragging the Mark III Tactical Flashbang away from the punch bowl one of the newest member of this group gets their ears figuratively chewed off as every single entity takes their time getting to know them. Despite their best efforts to escape to the sidelines the Mark III Tactical Flashbang never manages it, I'm too cruel of a Player to not keep dragging them back into the fray.

The Hellfire Crystal Golem performs a surprisingly good original song, "Amidst the Flames of T'va", though it would have been far better if the stage didn't collapse from their flying leaps during the second chorus.

A nanite fountain is not a traditional sight but the Magitek servitor factory decided to devote its constructive ability to being just that, occasionally altering the specifics to fit the mood. I'll give the Magitek servitor factory one thing, the fact nanite confetti cleans itself up is quite nice.

Naturally, the Temporal Guardian was everywhere in this party. Cutting the cake, leading the karaoke, winning the drinking contest, successfully escaping the crowd surfing servitors twice, and all the other best parts. While they might try, they simply can't keep their preferred appearance for long, clearly happy given the dumb grin their face. And no matter what they may say later, the Temporal Guardian is truly are the best dancer of us all.

(x1)

Free Action:

Wait, JOE is still wounded? Unacceptable! All players must be at their peak. I quickly empty the Full Restore onto JOE, healing him. Healing items are good, healing items that can be used as free actions are even better.

Mark III Tactical Flashbang defensive capabilities upgraded! Magitek servitor factory healing capacity significantly improved!

The party goes swimmingly, and all of your entities are so wrapped up in it they lose their turns. However, all entities are also fully healed, and the Temporal Guardian is no longer exhausted!

The Full Restore activates, bringing JOEbob back up to full health!

Moonstar101 said:
I attack the bridge with Gale scythe with Abygale for a power level of 12000 and a critical of four if abygale is destroyed he destroys whom ever destroyed him ((Death Dragon Sickle, Gale Scythe this is gale scythe and this Annihilation Black Death Dragon, Abygale is abygale))

Abygale strikes at the Bridge! The Bridge fights back, reducing Abygale to a mere fraction of their total Defense, and then hiring a mosquito to come in and deal the last bit of damage. Clever! But of course the Bridge is still 6 strength less.

(OOC: You don't have to, but if you want you can just make one "focused" post with all three of your actions, so you don't need to make multiple posts each update.)

Karpinsky said:
I recommend we read the Truth about Players

1x action:

I walk along the Iron Bridge towards the Godmodder. A dramatic wind begins to blow, causing my cape to billow. As I reach the Godmodder, I dramatically remove my cape, and toss it away. It goes flying in the wind, revealing....

Wait, dammit. I seem to have another cape on. Let me just remove it and...

Wow. A third cape. If things keep on this way, it might take a minute...

I remove cape after cape. Somehow they're not getting any smaller, or indeed giving indication that there's another cape, which there invariably is. That dramatic wind is still carrying them all away, but it seems to be stuck in a circle, blowing the capes around and around over the Ravine.

No, that's not right. It's blowing them around and around over the Godmodder. And it looks like it's starting to form a Cape Tornado.

The Cape Tornado hits the Iron Bridge just where the Godmodder is and picks him up. All he can see is capes; all he can hear is the roar of wind and the flapping of capes; all he can feel is the rush of wind and the occasional fabric touch of a cape.

But the capes are hitting the Godmodder more and more. The Cape Tornado is constricting, leaving less and less room.

Then things turn deadly. Capes wrap around each of the Godmodder's limbs, then pull sharply. At the same time, a cape winds around the Godmodder's head and neck and constricts tightly. The tornado widens slightly, forming a vacuum at its heart. The Godmodder is immobilized and choking.

Just then, I finally pull off my last cape. I'm wearing my typical ensemble, but there's a rather large metal spike hanging at my side. I plant the spike solidly on the Iron Bridge, pointing straight up, then call down a couple capes to anchor it.

The capes holding the Godmodder pull him so he's just above the spike, his back to it. The rest of the tornado expands further, leaving a clear area. I am in this area, along with the spike.

Then the capes holding the Godmodder pull him down. The spike impales him, going straight through his heart. The entire tornado loses cohesion as the capes pile on to the Godmodder, pushing him farther and farther down onto the spike, until he is held securely at its base.

2x action: +2 CP

The Godmodder reaches for his cape of +9999999999 villainy to counter with, but- crap! He already used it on FlamingFlapjacks earlier!

1 damage to the Godmodder! +5 CP to you!

General_Urist said:
Right, let's see... Gambligant gone, that's good. Peacekeepers killed, not shocking I guess. Engineers supercharged the kinetic bombardment system, that's great, good for them! The consumer almost ate the- FUCKING WHAT? I ain't got time to deal with this crap!

I smash a flowerpot over the Consumer's head to render it unconscious, wrap that traitor in metal scantling, load it into a high-powered railgun, and fire that goddamned gluttton straight into a very important support component of the Godmodder's bridge at more than the speed of sound.

EDIT: I also order the Engineers to begin a new project, the Charged Laser. It can store up its attack power and discharge it all at once on command. (Basically what I discussed in the PM with you Moniker, though I think I'll ramp the attack power up to 30,000 rather than 20,000)

Consumer slain! 8 damage to the Bridge! The Consumer tries to suckle on the Bridge with its last breaths, dealing more damage to it... it shall never get the feast it was promised...

Engineers are working!

Krill13 said:
x3:
Eyowe looks at the Iron Bridge. To him, that's a whole lot of resources, free for the taking.

Like a Minecrafter with a mod installed that lets him fly around like in Creative mode, he flies towards the Iron Bridge and begins breaking off pieces of it and taking those for himself.

The Minecraft world you grabbed from the other plane might not hold up, but THIS certainly will! You are now fully funded iron-wise, and can make armor, weapons, beacons, minecart rails, minecarts, whatever it is your heart desires! The Bridge's heart, right about now, is desiring the 16 strength it just lost back, but that's the Bridge's desire - you need to fill YOUR desire!

Crusher48 said:
Entity Orders: Janus uses Unlock Evolution, greatly increasing his health, letting him evolve one more target each round, and giving him an additional base attack. He'll be much more effective now.

Action 1: I release rust monsters inside the bridge, rusting down key internal components and causing it to collapse.

Remaining 2 actions: I charge 2 CP.

Janus uses UNLOCK EVOLUTION, consuming this turn's turn, but increasing his health and doubling his evolve targets/turn! I think we ended up removing the base attack component, though.

The rust monsters eat away 5 strength.

The quiet watcher said:
The quiet watcher takes a running charge, before sliding on one knee under the Godmodder's block and punching the Godmodder so hard in the balls his fist catches fire. He then spends the remaining two turns charging up some CP to aid in the creation of his next bomb.

The Curse of Repetitiveness weakens your punch until instead of your fist catching fire, it only smolders a little. Groin attacks are the classic, but this Godmodder has already had plenty of those directed at him, one even from your Player group!

Alastair Dragovich said:
Alastair, when he returns to the field, comes up with a brillaint plan to stall and even damage the Godmodder. He begins a selection process for four legendary heroes, he pulls up an RPGMaker engine to trap the Godmodder in, and had amanged to get some feedback on how to refine the idea...

When Microsoft OneDrive said he had ran out of room on his laptop. He blinked, then tried to fix the problem. However, despite his education in software engineering, he had no idea what the actual heck was going on. So he began just deleting stuff from his computer to clear up room that OneDrive said he didn't have.

However, tragedy stuck! As it turned out, the Godmodder had designed this absurd system, and the program had lumped Alastair's attack in with some other junk! With one careless delete, he lost hours and hours of work! As he started on in shock, a seed in his heart became a small sproutling.

And the seed was the Seed of Darkness! Born from grief, it now has become planted in the soil of anger and rage!

Alastair roarted, becoming engulfed in an aura of Darkness! However, he did not just do a bersekrer attack on the Godmodder, oh no. Instead he used it to infect the Godmodder's Computers! All of them!

Now the Godmodder's computers were all infected with DarknessDrive, and Darkness Drive now required regular, ritual sacrifices of files and programs. It also claimed to be constantly full, meaning he couldn't just add files for the purpose of being deleted! Now the Godmodder is roaring in rage as he's forced to hemorrhage all of his important programs, cutting his effective power by half!

However, Alastair was still angry and furious, the unresolved Grief fueling his Anger just a bit longer. Thankfully, he still had control of himself, so he was able to constructively channel it into a new power! Now, literally inches before the finish line of the Bridge, is a mandatory portal to a MAZE OF DARKNESS! Filled with all things infuriating and grief infecting, should the peacekeepers fall, the Maze will add one more turn to stall! And should the bridge be destroyed while the Godmodder is navigating it, then the maze will eject him back to the starting line!

Now, and only now, is Alastair's Darkness expended. But he still feels anger, so he crosses the Bridge to attack the Godmodder! However, before he can even throw a punch, the Godmodder's body is covered in razor thin cuts! The Godmodder cringes and drops to his knees.

"AUGH! OH GOD THE EDGE!"

Oh. It seems Alastair had been getting so edgy, it acutally damaged the Godmodder. How convenient!

(Action Summary:
Action 1: Cut the Godmodder's power/action effectiveness by half using awful, Darkness infected computer software.
Action 2: Created the MAZE OF DAKRNESS, which will stall the Godmodder for 1 turn from actually reaching the other side should he reach the end of the bridge.
Action 3: Cut the Godmodder on all of this Darkness related EDGE!)

Edit: I vote for the next entry to read to be the Truth on Arbiters. I don't like how the Arbiter sounds like they're ill or something.

The Godmodder chews his lip, trying to decide which programs to trash to DarknessDrive! Should he save Defense_Against_Turnips.exe or Destroy_MazeOfDakrness.exe?? Finally, he decides to trash the former, and uses the other program to destroy the Maze of Dakrness!

The Godmodder, at some point, took the time to read every single Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction in existence. Because of that, he is now immune to edge, as well as a large number of other things.

pionoplayer said:
I vote for "Truth About Players", partially because I think that's a good option, partly to directly oppose JOE being stupid again.

I then charge up 2 CP

My third action magically transforms after the fact, it shall be placed in a later post.

Ender_Smirk said:
For a bit of help towards stopping the Godmodder from passing through as easily as he would, the Heir begins quickly whipping up a Nether portal at the near end of the bridge. I know what you are thinking. "That's the wrong side", right? Well you would be correct, but the Heir has a plan for that. As he finishes the Nether portal, and lights it up, his hoodie once more glows. As he does so, an outline of glowstone appears on the other side of the bridge, in the same spot. Since both of these materials are minecraft based, sunlight and acids don't really harm them, and as the glowstone fades fully into existence, an Aether portal appears. Then, suddenly, the Nether portal winks back out of existence, but the Aether one remains. Two things you should know. First, the Aether portal on the other side is linked to one in the Aether which happens to be held at 90 degrees from the normal direction, leaving any who go through it sideways. Second, the Heir then pulls some bedrock out, and covers where the nether portal was with the stuff. You can guess where more bedrock suddenly appears, and how fast the Bedrock near him vanishes. Lastly, the Aether is mostly thing air, so it will take a bit for anyone stuck there to return if they left their portal, and the portal is large enough to take up the width of all Godmodder portals thus far. Sum up, the Godmodder must pass through there to get to the end of the line. And as a side effect from the opposite nature of the Aether and Nether, this one in particular actually has more blocks per block in the regular world, not less.

The Godmodder pulls out a flint-and-steel and quickly extinguishes both portals. However, he accidentally lights the entire rest of the bridge on fire in the process. 20 damage to the bridge!

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
Action 1: The black box opens up yet again as the writer questions how to make these intros more interesting. The side of the box accordion folds into some sort of staircase. Walking down the staircase is an anthropomorphic iguana in a suit. It looks to its left, then to the right. This is a lot to take in. It then turns to look at a seemingly random spot. Of course, the spot is only random to those in the hexagonafield. To the writer and presumed reader, the iguana is staring right at them. "Hi. That is my name. H.I.I. It stands for Hyper Intelligent Iguana. It is pleasing to meet you." What? No, he isn't supposed to be doing that. Somebody tell him not to talk past the- "It's quite rude to interrupt me. Obviously, you seem to be quite the egotist." No, no. It's just that if he doesn't stop talking past the- "Ah, yes. Those on the other side of the fourth wall do not wish to be disturbed. Fine, I will stop talking to the reader." No, it isn't that no one wants to listen to him. It's just that it may cause some dimensional- "Ah, that's it. If you wish to believe that this transaction between your 'fiction' and 'reality' will cause something terrible to happen, I am happy to inform you that there was an exactly 3.9748562108% chance of that occurring." Was? What does he mean by- "Ah, yes. You forgot the 'Speak of the Devil' principle. Silly human. You should know that merely mentioning an event can cause the likelihood of its occurrence to change. For example, if you state that something is almost certain, it becomes nigh on impossible. And when you state that something was extremely unlikely to happen..." The iguana shrugs.
Suddenly, from the point that he is staring, some odd disturbance begins to occur. A brick wall seems to just pop into existence. It floats there, waiting. A grunt is heard from behind it. H.I.I. leans to his left. He sees nothing behind the wall. "Oh good. It would almost sadden me if there was something behind the wall." What? No, this isn't a good thing. Someone get him to- "We both know I can't stop this. I was summoned for my intellect, not for my martial prowess. And, at any rate, this is your fault. Why would you even think to mention such a terrible outcome?" It- it's not- "Yes, it is. Stop denying it." A loud thud and the wall quivers. Another thud, more shaking. Finally, a third hit explodes through the wall and bricks go flying everywhere. The iguana rubs its hands together. "This will be quite exceptional entertainment." A dot of gray is launched from the spot the wall stood. It speeds across the battlefield, over the chasm and right past the Godmodder. It stops. It just stops there, right behind the Godmodder's left shoulder.
The iguana frowns. "Is that all?" A rumble echos from the wall's former position. H.I.I. just had to ask. "Yes, I did." A form flies forward. It follows the path of the gray dot, flying over the ravine. However, as opposed to the dot, it stops right in front of the Godmodder. Finally, one can see it for what it is: some odd mixture of snake, man, and, above all else, glitches. Every millimeter of it seems to be built from stings of code, TV static, and pseudo random colors. The Iguana smiles. "Genius. It's even keeping to the reptile theme."
The thing holds its hand up to the Goddmodder's face. Actually, it's not a hand. It's unknown what it is. It just definitely isn't a hand. Bars (rectangles, not the building type) of black, white, and grey are shot at the Godmodder, propelled by static similar to that of the creature's makeup. As the bars make contact, they wrap around the Godmodder. The creature's alien head tilts and the bars seem to tighten. The figure spins, hitting the Godmodder's legs with its tail, causing him to slip on the speckled liquid that once propelled his bindings.
Action 2: The static being now decides to take advantage of the Godmodder's weakness. It kicks the Godmodder in the head with its only foot. This time, color seeps from the being and creates a sort of sphere for the Godmodder's head. At first, the outside of the sphere turns into some murky, depressing gray. Then, the outside turns into a violent explosion of colors, random and vibrant as it is. On the inside, the sphere is dark at first. The Godmodder gets some false sense of security. He starts to struggle his way out of the box. Then, he feels a slight tingle. He doesn't know what it is. It just feels... different. He sees a thin beam of light go from the tip of his nose to the sphere's wall. Another one appears on his cheek. Then another. And another. He starts to feel slightly weirder. More beams appear. The Godmodder feel that the answer is on the tip of his tongue. An excessive amount of beams form. That's the feeling. His power is being drained. The Godmodder starts to struggle more. He tries to move his hands up to help him, but they're still bound by the bars. He thrashes around, trying to loosen something. However, its too late for him to do anything.
Action 3: The creature puts its hand on the sphere. The sphere seems to dissolve into it. Its body shifts from dull grays to the vibrancy of the sphere. It feels stronger. Tougher. More powerful. It turns its head to the sky and seems to mime laughing. It looks back down at the Godmodder, but the Godmodder is smiling. The hazy figure seems confused. The figure starts to rapidly expand. The power starts to overwhelm it. It was not built for the powers of this realm. Such a sudden overload, there's nothing it can do. The being explodes, releasing all of the energy it had just stored. The bindings disappear and the Godmodder stands. The Godmodder thinks the being to be a fool. Why meddle with such unknown powers? The Godmodder raises one of his hands to try and recollect the energy, figuring that this he could still use it. But them, a glow appears over his left shoulder. The Godmodder looks back and sees the gray dot change into the rainbow of power the being had become. The dot flies straight into the Godmodder, crushing the Godmodder under his own raw power. As the dot does this, it seems to burn away. The dot disappears, wiped from existence.
H.I.I. almost frowns as he watches the dot die. "I was really hoping he'd live. Who ever wants to watch a creature's practical son die? Ah well. I guess my time is up." Actually... its not. "Huh? This will be my first surprise in a while. What is is?" Well, the writer has been having a few problems with inspiration. This iguana seems to be the type of character capable of more than one plot arc. "Ah. I'm still gone for now though, correct?" Instead of waiting for an answer, it simply walks into the box, feeling hopeful for his future involvement in this charade.

Though the Godmodder does ultimately fight off the glitch beast, he takes 1 damage in the process from its attack! The world is less glitchy - but also safer, with 1 less Godmodder HP to go around. +5 CP to you! The Godmodder promises himself to immediately kill all metatextually-endowed iguanas from now on.

Daskter said:
Orders:
I tell the Pioneers to simply place some sandbags since there is currently no enemy entities.

Actions:
1x I spam the Godmodder with ads. I paid off the adblock, so it's not blocking the annoying popups that are spamming the Godmodder's brain.

1x A Piono drops on the Godmodder, through sheer media power. The Godmodder cannot stop, nor prepare for it.

1x JOEbobobob I'll euthanize the Consumer if you give me permission. It's not really helping us.

The Pioneers will fortify their current position! This will have more or less no mechanical effect.

The Godmodder grapples with the ads. However, he then notices an ad in the corner - "need to block Pionos dropping on your head? Tap here!" The Godmodder taps right away!

The Godmodder's brain is then infected with a virus. Some of the godmodder's exceedingly numerous servants grab the Godmodder and take him away for brain surgery to remove the virus, wheeling him out of the way of the falling Piono just in time! The surgery goes away, and better yet, it turns out the removed part of the brain was the part with DarknessDrive on it! However, one of the godmodder's servants feeds him a poisoned laxative tablet on the way out, as they were secretly in league with the Players. 1 damage to the Godmodder! +5 CP to you!

That-Random-Guy said:
Action 1: Time for the Godmodder to die. I know a pair of deities, well, I know a pair of deities, The Destroyer and the Creator, dual aspects of Godcat.

Wait. They're deities. Summoning them directly strikes me as slightly inadvisable.

Let's try this again.

For the purposes of this attack, I temp-summon their vehicles, as piloted by minor copies of them. (Temp-summon in the sense of the very temporary manifestations typical to Godmodder attacks and shenanigans.)

Then we do glorious battle against the Godmodder. On our side we have, er, lets say the Creator and the Destroyer since specifying that these are their vehicles is rather tiresome. Anyways. The Creator! Icebergs rise from the ground to spear the enemy. Bomb blasts leave vast craters, and make shrapnel rain from the sky. Thunder and lightning do their thing, and the wind blows like a very localized hurricane. Sometimes the Creator charges up a little to fire a holy beam. Also, the minions it regularly calls up, and the extra limbs of the Creator itself, contribute their own rains of ice shards and immensely powerful thrusts and swipes.

The Destroyer! Eruptions, Cataclysms, the Spears of Hell! Avalanche like charges, cursed breath, and the poisons of the countless dead! Also its limbs do their stab-and-swipe thing and its minions can call down fire pretty well.

Meanwhile, I fill in for the types of attack they don't use by repeatedly dropping entire rainstorms on the Godmodder, in single drops, and doing weirder player attack things, like declaring that the Godmodders currently-undefined counterattacks also hit the Godmodder, because right now their target in undefined. (Except for the ones that would heal the Godmodder. Those hit bits of grass, which are then obliterated by the ongoing battle.)

Eventually, the Destroyer and Creator fall, and I'm forced to retreat due to lack of ~~meatshields~~ teammates, but before that happens the Godmodder is burned, stabbed by unexpected cataclysms within the earth, stabbed by unexpected icebergs, poisoned, stabbed by giant technological knife thingies, drowned and crushed by a Skrillex Storm, stabbed by giant bone knife thingies, thrown against the ground repeatedly by very localized tornado, stabbed by itself, hit with hyper beams on steroids from the monoliths called up when the Creator and Destroyer start running out of strength (and then gets hyper beamed again because the monoliths are, essentially, giant pillars of rock before getting into their enchantments and therefore don't die in one hit), think they get a breather from the stabbing but then I take out my Great Destroyer voodoo doll and start stabbing it with pins, and finally the Creator and Destroyer go out with a bang.

The resultant Holy/Unholy nuke effects catches the true Great Destroyer, who hid under a rock and dumped a bunch of power into a distracting temporary copy of itself when it saw us coming, completely off guard. (Okay, maybe he didn't run, because this is the Godmodder were talking about, and if so, all's the worse for him, because all the stuff I described earlier still happens and he's closer to the holy/unholy nuke.)

P.S. In between the individual moments of the battle, I go to some trouble to make sure the Godmodder doesn't have the option to hide in a sidereal realm, dimensional pocket, et cetera. The precise form of this trouble involves 3 kazoos, a great many ghosts, my favorite tuba, a slightly smaller number of elves, exactly 3.1415926535897932384626 dinosaurs, Old Man Trouble himself, me, and a illusion of 100 Sidereal Exalted making a unified plan to distract him while everything else gets in place.

Action 2 and 3: I revitalize the Temporal Guardian with healing items, gatorade, water, and food.

The Godmodder dodges and weaves like mad - your obscenely sized raindrops ALMOST get him, but he manages to stay abreast of the situation!

The Bridge he's standing on, however, is not so lucky. It takes 23 damage.

(The Temporal Guardian is already fully healed.)

The_Two_Eternities said:
Vote: Truth about Players.

3x action: I charge 3 CP.

It looks like Truth about Players is going to come out on top.

Bill Nye said:
Mobile Mode Activate!

Action 1-3: since the bridge is made of metal, I decide to spawn a lake full of very hot lava that can melt any type of metal in the multi-verse and dump it on the lake

Captain.cat's power flows into you! The lava glows bright, somehow becoming even hotter! The wet iron bridge immediately combusts, the sharp temperature reaction obliterating it rather than reducing it to rubble! Iron bridge DESTROYED! The lava falls into the Black Hole below.

DanganMachin said:
1. I summon a large quantity of ununoctium near the Godmodder, since ununoctium is an unstable element it emits large quantity of radiation.
2. I summon a jukebox playing the worst song ever created next to the godmodder
3. I go near the bridge and burn it since you know what they said ''We will burn that bridge when we get to it''

The godmodder was ALMOST damaged by the jukebox, but when you burnt the bridge (or what was left of it), the jukebox was destroyed too! Also, the ununoctium had a reaction with the fire, and changed into ohnoium, an incredibly rare material that will heal the godmodder if he touches it! Quickly! Destroy it!

I'mTotallyNot-R.O.B said:
Watching and learning of the game's rules, Legend27 understands a bit of the game but not the full restrictions. Deciding to feel it out, they use their first action to give themselves the formula for the super soldier serum. The next was creating the parties accelerator and finally recreating the same conditions to kick-start the explosion for creating Meta-humans.

"Step 1: Completed"

You create the Super Soldier Serum! It's been added to your inventory. You could potentially use it to create some kind of minions to fight in the HEXAGONAFIELD! Meta-humans might not be the overpowering force they need to be without additional buffs, but they could surely do something...

Cephalos Jr. said:
Action 1: I unroll a fourth spatial dimension. Using the power of Unexplained Offscreen Movement, I teleport behind the Godmodder. I then kick the Godmodder in 5D space-time, sending him bouncing off the foreground and background repeatedly. Then I roll the fourth spatial dimension back up, returning us to 4D space-time.
Action 2: An ominous droning noise fills the air. A small, quite literally imperceptible laser hits the Godmodder in the right shoulder. However, that laser is picked up by the machine that fires it, which teleports an inertial confinement fusion reaction around the Godmodder. The confinement fails, and the reaction is cleaned up by flash-freezing the area around the Godmodder to a temperature in single-digit microKelvins.
Action 3: I give the Temporal Guardian some food and a good exercise routine. He'll be back to health in no very little time.

Orders: Red Army Engineers to continue constructing University.

The Godmodder's Fifth-Dimensional and Fourth-Dimensional gobblebeasts double-team you, cutting you in half and then eating both halves! Thankfully, you manage to heal yourself with a band-aid.

The Godmodder puts on a coat. He'll be fine. He's good with cold temperatures. (And so he gets out having taken no damage)

Now, just as a quick reminder... what did the University do?

Winkins said:
I pulled out the jar containing the godmodder energy and scrutinize it. Upon finishing my inspection, I ponder on what I'll do with it now that I have in stasis, create gear with it? Giving the idea some thought, I decided to hold off on using it.

On a side note... Since nine turns have passed, that means that my researchers have charged the Rice Site Upgrade by another 9 Turns?! I make some calculations and recall that I ordered the LM research crew on making the plans the work on the 153 and we left the field on 160... then the charges for this project is 16? I muse and then get ready to have my entities to busy themselves for the following turns on the construction of the Rice Monastery's upgrade.

(Action!)(3 Charges!)
(1 Charge + Great Sword/Shield memorized blueprints)
First off... I pull out a makeshift forge and start the process to re-creating my Great Sword/Shield gear. Digging through my memory, I recall the weapon was made with about 9 charges. Hoping to lower the charge needed to re-create my gear, I pull up the memory of the blueprints I've created and memorized and swiftly plan out the forging process of my weapon.

(1 Charge)
Noticing the lack of a defensive entity, I decided to get started on making one. So with a handful of play-doh, I make a relatively small chubby play-doh creature in the colors of Green and holding a shield. I pause and think about ideas on how I can get him up to stuff but let him bodyguard the entirety of my forces for now.

(1 Charge)
Unsure how to go about attacking the Godmodder, and somewhat scared to attack on doing so. I half-heartedly prepare an exponent number of 0.1 and attach it on the Godmodder as the variable to this number.

(Orders!)
The Rice Monastery uses the Rice feast, which if I remember correctly gives either a 5k MHP or a 2k MAtk, which I present it to the Bun Prince and Princess.
The bun Noble and Royals summon more buns onto my field.
The rest of my entities ready themselves for the building project to come.
The LM Research crew finally finishes with the plans on the next Rice Site Upgrade... and ready themselves to start on building the next upgrade.(Started on Turn 153, nine turns have past after 160, thus the turns worked on this is 16 turns)

Reforging a Great Sword and Greatshield will take about 5 CP. But they'll work good!

Play-doh creature deployed! Right now he serves more as a collective attack shield for your entities. When upgraded, he could potentially do more stuff!

The Godmodder sees your halfhearted attempt to attack him, and quickly sets the exponent back at 1. Taking a moment out of his busy schedule to advise you, he pulls out two chairs - one for himself, and one for you. After both of you have sat down, the Godmodder tells you that he saw you floundering out there, and he wants to give you a brief bit of advice on attacking godmodders - first up, never ever give your own attack a reason to fail. Saying you're "unsure" and "halfhearted" is sure to just set you up for failure and negative consequences like having the chair you sat on being secretly filled with snakes - both when you're trying to attack the godmodder, and life in general! Long story short; if you go into things with a positive attitude, you're more likely to get more out of it!

You couldn't hear any of that, of course. You were too busy trying to not get bitten by the snakes your chair was secretly filled with.

Captain.Cat said:
I decide to help Bill Nye with their lave attack on the bridge by empowering it with my energy as to hopefully take down the bridge and start slowing down the Godmodder. (3 CP)

pionoplayer said:
Action 3: This action takes place after the Godmodder rebuilds the bridge. Not for any particular reason just because I have a short cutscene in mind that works best with that as the timeframe.

The Godmodder sets himself to walk across the final portion of the bridge when the sky suddenly goes dark. Well, darker. Darker and sorta flickery. He decides now would be a good time to finish his bridge walk, when suddenly Piono lands on the bridge in front of him, glowing with a flickery mutlicolor aura. It seems Piono busted open a smash ball and is ready and raring to use his final smash.
The Godmodder preps his spot dodge as Piono lunges forward... only for the dodge to be over by the time Piono reaches him. Well, misinputs happen to everyone. And so does rigging someone else's controller but we don't talk about that.

Now here's something special for all you folks out there, I made this attack into a little game. The exe at this download contains my attack (be forewarned, it uses a .txt file to save the game. I would recommend not tampering with it, as the numbers don't correspond to save states and if you do something wrong you will lose all of your save progress.)
Welcome to The Absurdly Tall Building

The Godmodder, having been given a thoroughly unenjoyable time by The Absurdly Tall Building, lands back on the bridge, incredibly unhappy with his lot in life. Piono is nowhere to be seen, at least nowhere within range.

DISCLAIMER: This will not work on an Operating System other than Windows. I don't have the time or energy to port it to Linux or Mac, sorry.

Tips and Tricks:
If something is a lot of the same thing just over and over again, you can press and hold enter to 'fast forward' through things. I put little catchers at the end of each segment so that you wouldn't blow past major changes while doing that.

The Godmodder realized he was pretty much doomed once he hit "Nedben's Drunken Ramblings". After that, things only went downhill for him from there.

3 damage to the Godmodder! +15 CP to you!

(OOC: Very nice. Very nice. Poor Godmodder. I guess if you aren't prepared for 1000 floors of snakes, you clearly aren't cut out for the job.

Also, I was one of the 50%.)

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Altair analyzes the newly discovered element, ohnoium. It appears to be exceedingly unstable, releasing Godmodder Radiation - a type of Godmodder Radiation that heals the Godmodder. Occupying the 457th place on the periodic table, this element will likely be difficult to destroy and is best attacked using scientifically accurate chemistry-based attacks.

AG:

Rice Feast activates, boosting the Bun Prince/Princess up to 13K attack each! Daskter's entities lay some sandbags and fortify a position out of pure boredom, knowing perfectly well that sandbags won't even come close to stopping an enemy if one comes. The majority of your other allies join them. There just isn't much to do right now. The spotlight is all on the Players.

The Dark One activates Revelation! You now have 2 RP, though you'll be down to 1 soon.

The Dark One: Let us learn.

The Ash Aragami WAS prepared to shoot at the bridge, if necessary to finish it off. However, it appears that function is now no longer needed.

The Apex's new Iteration Stations come online, and together upgrade the HP of all attack frigates by 100.

Your entities tick up.

PG:

The Godmodder once again finds himself without a bridge. However, he decides to stop incorporating old components into these bridges - its time to make a NEW bridge!

Underneath the hovering feet of the Peacekeepers, a brand-new high-tech steel bridge rolls out, made of solid high-quality steel! This one can withstand even more than the iron one could!

Quinn: Peacekeepers, this is our last turn! Get ready! And... once the turn is over, get out! We're leaving!

Then, the Godmodder turns to the ohnoium...

N:

CaptainNZZZ's entities spend their turn partying instead of their normal actions. The Temporal Guardian, along with everyone else, is feeling quite a lot better! A few of the Nether mobs even end up joining them, lured in by the sense of camaraderie.

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This is probably your last chance to attack the Godmodder before the Third Tribulation starts - and who knows what'll happen in that? Use this turn well!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Now's your chance! Deal as much damage as you possibly can! Damaging him awards you 5 CP!
-Destroy the ohnoium!

Minor Tasks:

Destroy the godmodder's bridge!

Field effects: None

Bridge: ==========================================G==[===Q______
Current Godmodder Progress: 90%
Bridge Status: Steel Bridge, 150 Strength

[AG]Altair - CP: 30

[AG - Winkins]Winkin's forces: TA: 313,500 (protected by 1 Play-doh)
Disco-Chan: 100,000/100,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A, Special: Disco Squares: 3/3 (repels darkness!)(Being protected by Fenix)(extra attack)
[N]Fennie: 300,000/300,000 HP, 15,000 x 10A(-100,000 damage from all attacks, +60,000 HP/turn)(super extra damage against snakes)(Miniboss)(protecting Disco-Chan)(protected from 4 attacks)(extra attack)
Bunny Baron: 9,000 HP, shield bunx2 summon: 0/2 (25% dodge rate)
Bun prince/princess: 25,000 x 2 HP, 13,000 x 2A, bun knight summon: 0/2 (50% dodge rate)
Bun knights: 26,000 x 13 HP, 7,500 x 13A (15% dodge rate)
Shield buns: 6,000 x 17 HP (20% dodge rate)
Damage Tank: 286,500 damage stored!
Fortified Rice Monastery(Gives +10,000 HP/turn, -5,000 damage from all attacks, and +5,000A to Winkins-owned entities)(tended by Farmer Contractors, Lightward Mages)(needs to be killed in one hit)
Specials: Rice Feast - 0/4, Rice Torrent - 4/4

[AG - Daskter]You can count on Osttruppen, no really you can!: 100,000/100,000 HP, 25,000A
Tassadar: 365,000/365,000 HP, 20,000 x 4A, Special: Laser Incision: 5/5 (30% dodge rate)(Totem of Life Unended - when entity dies, puts them into "unended" mode, where HP decays by 50% until healing surpasses it)(protected from 1 attack)
Forward Operating Base: 200,000 HP (+4 Pioneers/turn)(+1 Line Gun/turn)(+.5 Panzer/turn)
Fortress: 200,000 HP (protected from 1 attack)(3 Mines - next attackers take 20,000 damage)
Healbot Mk.1: 60,000/60,000 HP, +12,000A (inside Fortress)
Pioneers: 250 x 32 HP, 250 x 32A (can heal)
Line Gun: 10,000 x 4 HP(guarding Pioneers/Panzers)
Panzers: 10,000 x 0 HP, 2,000 x 0A

[AG - Cephalos Jr.]Red Army Swordsman: 50% intact! Duel!A (-20% intactness per turn in a duel)(well-trained, wins duels fast)
Red Army Engineers+1: 10,000 x 4 HP (builds stuff)(constructing University, done in 2!)
Conscript Facility: 30,000 HP (+4 Red Army Soldiers/turn)
Red Army Soldiers: 1,000 x 40 HP, 500 x 40A (max: 40)

[AG]The Dark One, -----/----- HP, 30,000 x 5A, Special: Revelation: 0/4 (protected from 1 attack), RP: 2

[AG - Paradoxdragonpaci]The Restorer: 80,000 HP, +11,000 x 4A (can repair items)(Reverse levitation)(protected from 1 attack)
Order Scion Scout: 160,000/160,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A (50% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack)

[AG - Crusher]Janus: 350,000/350,000 HP, Unlock Ability x 2!A

[AG - Arsenical]Scoville Reaver: 130,000/130,000 HP, 60,000A (A S/B/D ignorant)(+26,000 HP/turn)(conversion resistance)(protected from 4 attack)

[AG - CompTIA]LIVE Space Station(has emergency thrusters - saves from one deadly attack!)(Enhanced Production capacity)(Point defense - 12% chance to null attacks)(protected from 4 attack)
Ship AI panel(current AI: CompTIA)
Protective Forcefield: Blocks first 42,000+50,000 HP of damage each turn!
Weaponry array: Machine guns: 1,000 x 40A
Gravity Bomb Dropper: 60,000A
Charged Laser: 17% complete (will charge up 30,000A/turn)
Quadcopter deployer: +2 quadcopter/turn
Quadcopters: 1,000 x 54 HP, 500 x 54A (guarding LIVE Space Station)
Space engineers: 100 x 1,710 HP (+50 engineers/turn)(x4 production capacity)
Containment tractor beam: Currently not holding any entities!
Prism Deployer: 20,000 HP (+1 Prism/turn)(protected from 3 attack)(originally JOEbob's)
Prism: 5,000 x 17 + 50,000 HP(guarding all)(originally JOEbob's)
Shield Battery: 30,000 HP (can shield up to 2 entities for +50,000 HP, shielding lost if Shield Battery dies)(originally JOEbob's)

[AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]King DDD: Perfect HP, Perfect! A (Is perfect)

[AG - DragonofHope]Ash Aragami: 173,000 HP + 70,000 HP (+3 Aragami/turn) + Shield Core: 30,000 HP (projects 10,000 HP shield)
Aragami: 3,000 x 33 HP, 1,000 x 33A

[AG - EternalStruggle]Apex Fleet: TA: 150,000, Growth: +6 ADs and 7CDs/turn
The Apex: 390,000/390,000 HP, 25,000 x 2A (-7,000 damage from all attacks)(Fleet Beacon - x1 attack frigate/turn, x1 Ordnance cruiser/update multiple of 3, x1 Spectral Lord/update multiple of 5, x1 Overseer/update multiple of 7)
Attack frigates: 1,300 x 30 HP, 1,000 x 30A (10% dodge rate)
Ordnance cruiser: 2,500 x 9 HP, 2,500 x 9A(can attack or heal)
Spectral Lord: 8,000 x 7 HP, 4/4 charge (currently charging)(5,000A when not charging)
Overseer: 5,000 x 5 HP (summons 1 attack drone and 1 constructor drone/turn)(protected from 2 attack)
Attack drone: 1 x 98 HP + 40,000 HP, 500 x 98A
Constructor drone: 400 x 119 HP + 40,000 HP (working on Fortifier Tripod, done in 1!)
Engineering depot: 4,000 x 2HP (+2 Constructors/turn)
Iteration Station: 10,000 x 3 HP (targeting Attack frigates)
Airfield: 4,000 x 1HP (+1 Attack drone/turn)

[AG]Elite Pigmen: 10,000 x 10 HP, 5,000 x 10A
Elite Wither Skeletons: 50,000 x 5 HP, 50,000 x 5A
Elite Ghasts: 5,000 x 25 HP, 10,000 x 25A (A S/B/D ignorant)

[AG]Psychic Overlord II: 11,500,000/11,500,000 HP, 1,500,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 1/2 (When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x15 damage)(+400,000 HP/turn)(Boss)(protected from 1 attack)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 6,400,000/6,400,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: 0/2 (-10,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate+1 Auto Dodge)(+250,000 HP per turn)(miniboss+status effect resistance)(poison resistant)(protected from 3 attacks)(has spatial warping necklace - saves from fatal blow)
Mark III Tactical Flashbang: 65,000/65,000 HP, 10,000 x 2A (extra damage against hordes)(stuns hit enemies up to minibosses for 1 turn!)(reduces hit enemy accuracy by 20%!)(50% dodge rate)(gravity harness)(2 attack redirector)(1 Emergency teleporter)(-5,000 damage from all attacks)(+5,000 HP/turn)
Rotaz+1: 35,000/35,000 HP(engineer)(+5% accuracy)(50% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(protected from 1 attack)(1 attack redirector)(Dimensional and Space Emergency Button)(Telaport, saves from lethal hit)
Magitek servitor factory: 45,000/45,000 HP, +25,000A, +4 Servitor/turn (2 attack redirector)(+5% accuracy)(40% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)
Servitors: 2,000 x 74, 1,000 x 74A(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(2 attack redirector)
Hellfire Crystal Golem: 110,000/110,000 HP, 12,000A (protected from 1 attack... IN STYLE!)(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Rune-cast powers)(Phase-shift cloak powers)(Dimension warping powers)(1 attack redirector)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)

[PG]Ohnoium: About to heal the godmodder! Destroy it!
[PG]The Godmodder: 31/310 HP (Descended - x5 Actions per turn)(Busy crossing bridge)

Player list:

Alastair Dragovich - CP: 4 (has Solar Powered Player Killer Armaments - high damage against Players!, Orb of Paradox, Pelicannon, Rage Cube)
Arsenical - CP: 8(1 post in debt!)
Bill Nye - CP: 18 (has super sharp gold sword - 3 power left, burny iron sword - 3 power left, bow and arrow - 3 power)
Captain.cat - CP: 52 (protected from 1 attack)(has 1 Boost Stone)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 3 (protected from 1 attack)(has Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Overpowering Poison, Remnant crypt energy, EMP, Mopium)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 1 (has Cybil's blood sample, anti-infantry railgun, pocket reactor(1 power), power armor)
Crusher48 - CP: 5 (Has Bost stone, Tactician Soul in a Bottle, Scanner Cannon)
Dangan_Machin - CP: 9
Daskter - CP: 5 (has Boosted Evolve Hunters)
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 0 (Espionage ghost)(Excalibur - 22 Power)
Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 15
Ender_Smirk - CP: 6 (has Shadow Agitator)
[N+1]EternalStruggle - CP: 0
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 0 (has the Retcon Revenger - has a powerful hidden effect, bag of nine-sided die)
General_Urist - CP: 10 (Shotgun of Dope - 2 power left, attack debuffs whoever it hits)
GoldHero101 - CP: 25 (has Leoano (Soul Break), 70 power left, Greatsword, Self damage ticket)
I'mTotallyNot-R.O.B - CP: 0 (has Super Soldier Serum)
[N+2]Joebobobob - CP: 22 (has nice bed, infinite charmzard energy, 4 Boost Stones, cyan orb(1 power) 1 Cleansed (?) Multiplier Orb, Sub-par godmod lock, Something, Godmodder Lock)
Karpinsky - CP: 38
Krill13 - CP: 24
O.R.I.G.I.N. - CP: 5
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 1 (has paradox void cards, absorbed Bad Luck, hexagonaherbs, 7 Homestuck Aspect vials(Life/Void/Mind/Blood/Doom gone), Vial of Aspects(12 power), BUFFNESS), Save Point: [AG]Psychic Overlord II: 9,000,000/9,000,000 HP, 3,500,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 2/2, Special: OMLDC: 5/5 (When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x15 damage)(+300,000 HP/turn)(Boss))
Pionoplayer - CP: 113 (has Ornate Ring)
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 5
That-Random-Guy - CP: 52 (protected from 1 attack)(has Echolocation)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 2 (has paradise grenade(teleports enemies to paradise), Summonspitter heart, essence of blood, grenades, bit of Dragon soul, entropic glass shard, one Entropic Die)
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 18 (protected from 1 attack)
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 10 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]The Ego - CP: 95 (+10,000 HP sword, Delicious cake, one use of Somno powers, Player Eye, Player Knife, RGB control panel(has red, green, blue buttons), four-leaf clover)
Vylad - CP: 8 (wearing Impervium Armour, protects from damage!)(has Wound healer, Coin Flipper)
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 0 (has Mook Kill Switch, more of a BBB, +1,000A Iron sword, 10,000 damage token, 1 Multiplier Orb, faint godmodder energy (about to disappear!))

Player Inventory:
Bonfire(3 uses left)(Spend your entire turn resting here to heal)
Ultimate Orb of Shielding(+1 attack shield to everything on field)
Orb of Resurrection (Revives one dead allied entity at full strength)
Time Accelerator (Causes an entity to experience 10 turns of time in 1 turn)
True Multiplier Orbs x 2
Godmodding Vol. 1
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Double Rainbow Ticket x 1, Medkit x 2, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Miniature Doormaker Plushy, Bravely Default Asterisks, Mirror Frame, Black Filling, Economy-Melting Bank Note
Charge Booster (damage: 7/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
God of Dreams aid
Ring with United States of America Smash(3 uses left)
Celestial Guidance(2 uses left)
Magical Obliteration(1 use left)
Desperation Shield(Leaves one Player at mortally wounded if they would otherwise die)
CP Converter

Base Player Power: 50,000

Moniker · May 10, 2019

pionoplayer said:
OOC: Eh, you know what I'm changing my mind, 4 godmodder attacks in 2 rounds is kinda greedy: someone else go for the turnip angle wouldja?

Actions 1+2 are saved for future attempts at ruining the Godmodder's day in the most spectacular fashion I can muster (though admittedly last round's feat will be hard to top.)

Especially with Action 3:
Moniker, I hope you kept that save file of yours because if you didn't you're going to need to replay the game. (you can just blow past everything by pressing and holding enter for the non-checking points it's not in the game itself)
Once you have finished the Soulstairs and properly concluded your run, please open up the savefile doc titled "The Absurdly Tall Building.txt"
You will find a little something extra in there to make the Godmodder's day just a ~~tiny~~ lot bit worse.

If I can do it as a bonus action:
I examine the ornate ring again. The mirror realm very definitely had ties to Satan given the whole darkshard backstory... the devil's dead now, perhaps the ring is a bit less... obviously trapped now? I'll probably spend a few actions investigating it after this. Probably not gonna use it for the intended purpose at any point but I've got a few vague ideas for using it to do something else.

+2 CP?

So the Godmodder tried to take chunks of his hide... and failed... and so took damage pro bono...

The Godmodder has one major issue with the above statement, the "failing" part. You glance over at your backside and find that your entire hide has, in fact, been removed. That's when the pain hits.

The ornate ring is still itself. Whatever negative effects it holds will lie in wait until you use it.

Ranger_Strider_ said:
FOCUS!
How best to destory something with chemistry? Well, destroy is such a negative word. A better word would be change; Yes! we can CHANGE things with chemistry by messing around with the electron layers of atoms. I take a positively charged steel bar and touch the ohnoium. This shouldcreate a positively charged ohnoium. I proceed to combine it with the negative ohgodwhyium, to create a new molecule, with neither of the properties of the first.
SCIENCE BITCH!

ohgodwhyium?? That rare material is capable of healing the godmodder for 2 HP! Careful! And together they combine into... oh****ium! That material heals the godmodder for THREE health!

Crusher48 said:
Entity Orders: Janus, use your ability unlocks on the Dark One.

Alright, we'll get more out of damaging the Godmodder then just charging manually. Let's kick his ass.

Action 1: Hey, Omega, give me an opening, okay?

Understood. Initiating brain-to-MinecraftModding interface.

We've established that the Godmodder runs all computing-based stuff on his own brain (or at least the computation part), because even though DarknessDrive was targeted at his computers, it ended up in his brain somehow. So, let's install something resource-intensive.

I've got just the thing. I've been working on finishing up the ultimate Minecraft modpack, All The Mods 7.

I thought everyone moved to Hytale by now?

Nah, Minecraft's still a classic, even though it requires a supercomputer to run.

Anyways, this modpack requires about 100 GB of RAM at minimum, and to run at optimal performance it requires 200 GB. Plus, due to a complete lack of multi-threaded architecture in Minecraft, the game's processing can't be split across multiple different CPU cores, you need a magically-enhanced CPU core to run the thing at a reasonable framerate.

And I hold the patent on magically-enhanced CPUs, as well as a market monopoly on them (hey, have to make money to fund all of my magitech stuff somehow). If the Godmodder has any magically-enhanced CPU cores in his computer network, I can sue him for patent infringement and force him to pay Godmodder Actions as damages. Since he wouldn't want to give up Godmodder actions again (especially given how one of us would probably give them to JOEbob for kicks), he obviously doesn't have any (or is destroying them right now before I can sue him).

Anyways, I torrent All The Mods 7 into the Godmodder's mind, by summoning a psychic rainstorm where all of the raindrops are pieces of data for the modpack. The Psychic Rainstorm stores all of the pieces needed for All The Mods 7 into the Godmodder's hard drive (aka long-term memory), using all the empty space that was freed up by DarknessDrive.

Then, I use my Minecraft Rocket Launcher to rocket launch a modded All The Mods 7 Minecraft instance, using the technology being SCP-866 to perform the entire (2 hour long) computational process instantly, with the only side effect being a massive release of heat corresponding to the amount of computation time that would be spent normally. My magically-enhanced CPUs can take it, and the Godmodder's brain probably can too.

As expected, that's used up most of the Godmodder's short-term memory storage, making it significantly harder for him to plan any countermeasures against attacks. He naturally attempts to shut down the modpack, but finds that significantly more difficult than usual. The Minecraft Rocket Launcher requires a special Minecraft Rocket Lander to close the application normally, but he doesn't have the Minecraft Rocket Lander because that hasn't actually been made yet. So if he wants to shut it down, he'll have to crash it.

The good news for him is that even though I've added a bunch of exception handlers and spaghetti code to stop it from crashing, there's still several probably several mod interactions that can crash the instance. The bad news is that I've made 100% sure that bad performance won't crash the modpack, so he'll have to try to crash the modpack even through terrible performance. And it'll use up the rest of his short-term memory to load the world, preventing him from competently defending against attacks.

Action 2: Did you know that I have the ability to turn into a lizard? Well, I can do that. Some idiot witch thought it was actually a good idea to "curse" me with that sort of power. Admittedly it was a bit annoying until I deconstructed and rewrote the core magic behind the curse, but psychic powers don't care how small you are. I'm honestly not sure why every wizard's decided to shrink down to really small sizes, other than maybe the fact that small wizards hurling fireballs way bigger than they are looks more stupid than funny.

So, I decide to use mass shenanigans to attack the Godmodder by shifting to lizard, launching myself with telekinesis, and then turning back just before contact. This trick lets me multiply my kinetic energy by about a hundred each time, and combined with a secondary telekinetic boost on my sword swings, I can hit the Godmodder hard.

I slash at the Godmodder ten times with this technique. Except, on the seventh strike, I take over the assault.

This time Omega's operating under a shadow/illusionary/player-powers-conjured body. Meanwhile, I've shifted back into lizard form, shrunk down further with a bit of magical help, and crawled up the Godmodder's unmentionables.

You know how in Avengers Endgame Thanos is defeated by Ant-Man crawling into him and then returning to normal size while in his colon? Yeah, that's exactly what happens here. Since I have absolute invulnerability due to being a player with three entities on my team, and the Godmodder does not have absolute invulnerability (no matter what material his butt is made out of), he'll be the one taking the damage. If not from the arseplomancering, then from being attacked by an Endgame spoiler.

Action 3: I backstab the Godmodder with a turnip, then tell the Godmodder that JOEbob dared me to do it.

The Godmodder smiles happily, playing allmodded Minecraft using about .3% of his total brainpower. Ah, yes. This game is a classic. Maybe he'll keep it around in his brain in the new Reality. ...Or maybe not. Gotta be thorough, after all...

The Godmodder's IQ is 124,124,999,001, so of course he has a big and powerful enough brain to play the allmodded Minecraft. Absolutely.

Just as you're about to begin your second action, a crowd of onlookers realizes you're about to execute an endgame spoiler! Somebody grabs Thor's hammer and slams it into your head, immediately killing you in one hit! Luckily, you survive.

The Godmodder draws on his "defense_against_backstabs.exe" and gets out of the way!

EternalStruggle said:
The Stations can continue doing their thing, as can the rest of the fleet. Meanwhile, ES teleports over to the ohnoium and hums thoughtfully. Just in case Ranger Strider didn't finish the job on it, he bombards the material with antiprotons. Antiprotons are of course negatively charged antimatter particles, that mutually annihilate when colliding with protons. No matter the exact atomic composition of the material, an antiproton bombardment will turn it into explosive dust very rapidly. That should help get rid of the problem.

The oh****ium is, by pure bad luck, the ONLY material known to resist a bombardment of antiprotons, due to being made entirely of electrons and neutrons!

The quiet watcher said:
The quiet watcher chuckles as he takes any remaining ohnoium and reacts it with 1 mole of Ytterbium and excess hydrogen under an Argon atmosphere to form Ohyeahium, a similarly stable material that absorbs Godmodder energy and saps anything that uses it of their powers and life at close range.

He then nails the Godmodder in place with two spikes of the material, as it's so dense that it punches through the Iron bridge like it was nothing, before breaking his jaw with a third chunk of the stuff he had shaped into a knuckle-duster.

Oh****ium plus Ytterbium makes... bigoofium! And that material is known for exploding three seconds after cr-

BOOM!

Both of you manage to get out of the way, though the Godmodder's bridge isn't so lucky, taking 50 damage. No more Godmodder healing materials, please!

Alastair Dragovich said:
Alastair sees his opportunity, and swiftly breaks out the RPG Maker Program. Within minutes, he's trapped a portion of reality in it, including some of the Peacekeepers and the Godmodder in there. With that in hand, he swiftly hires Four Legendary Heroes, offers them an extravagent sum of money, and shoves them in before objective reality has a chance to contradict him.

With this, he concentrates all three Actions to make this into reality with a simple, iconic text representation.

[ S ] Godmodder Attack ==>

With this, he then distributes the package, allowing the other Players and Arbiter to all enforce this reality further by playing the game and defeating the Godmodder in JRPG combat with the help of the Legendary Heroes!

His work done, he sighs in relief and slumps, his attack completely successful.

~~Note: Due to uploading errors, the link shall be edited in later.~~

Edit: Link added. It's for Windows Users only atm. Other versions shall be made available shortly. Let me know if the dropbox file/folder opens or acts wonky so I can fix it!

Edit x2: Dropbox glitched on me, so some of you might have downloaded the wrongzip file by mistake. Just go back to the appropriate link if needed if this happened, it should be fixed now.

[ S ] Godmodder Attack (Mac Edition) ==>

[ S ] Godmodder Attack (Linux Edition) ==>

The Godmodder takes 3 damage from getting stuck in a crazy RPG scenario! He rants and rages, saying that at his power level his attacks SHOULD have just killed the heroes instantly, he SHOULDN'T have been able to be damaged by normal attacks, that's STUPID - but of course it's too late for him to do anything.

+15 CP to you!

(The four Legendary heroes... they wouldn't happen to have a sword, shield, bow, and spear...?)

(OOC: Neat game! More often than once I ended up fighting more than one wave of minions at a time due to dealing too much damage to the godmodder. But still, super cool.)

Bill Nye said:
"Oh boy here we go"

Action 1-3: I go to the Godmodder. I hand him a piece of toast. Suddenly, Mario comes out. He... looks different. He then says this, "You know what they say, all toasters... toast toast!"

Oh, goodie its the CDI Mario. Before he can react, a bunch of toasters appears and shoot out CDI Luigis holding spaghetti. The spaghetti turns out to be a gun that holds CDI Bowser who breaths fire at the Godmodder. the fire is actually pizza that is actually gold that is actually another Mario. That Mario fires a Nintendo Switch that actually is a robot that fires missiles and bullets. Those missiles and bullets is actually a restaurant that is showing Avengers Endgame! All of this happens in 1 second.

"Wait!" I hear you telling me. "was this meant to hit the Godmodder?"

.......................................

I then proceed to poke the Godmodder while covering his eyes and firing a mega laser called, "don't think about this too hard..."

................................I regret nothing..........................

The Godmodder, eyes covered, notes dry-ly that you didn't specify a target for the Mega Laser. It promptly obliterates a nearby Peacekeeper that was JUST about to unleash a damage-dealing attack on the Godmodder! Dang!

JOEbobobob said:
[1]Well, if you can get information from the past, I can see no reason you would be unable to find atom positions in the past and translate them back into files.
Also, since the creators epiphenomal soul is epiphenomal, nothing can stop me from (claiming that i've) steal(ed) it, and even if it's missing, it wouldn't stop action two. because Epiphenomality.
In Conclusion, I put an autonamous clone body there, which Still takes the Godmodder to Court, and- AND!- since he is late for the trial, he's going to be in contempt- and possibly lose instantly*- if he doesn't show up in three.........
[1]I quickly set up a time field around all of the air near the previous location of the Ohnoium, and store it in my inventory. This ensures no flakes of Ohnoium remain and, since radiation travels through space, that none of the radiation will reach the Godmodder.
Maybe if I analyse this, I can figure out a player-aligned equivalent? Ooh, what if I invert the radiation to preform an attack? Worth thinking about.
two........
[1]Alright! third action, final action! This round, I mean.
I quickly stroll away, trying to make my walk look as smooth as possible, more of a glide really. Why? Well... how much time do you have for an explana... i see. 'because i felt like it' is the summary.
Anyway, First, I walk over to somewhere specific... somewhere, likely, not too far from the old battlefield.
The Dungeon.

Alright, three quotes here for the first part of the three parts of this action which if absolutely necessary consumes 1 CP, or if then still needed, a boost stone.
Firstly, Alice had a few defences, including a Dungeon Labyrinth thing. from flavourtext that round, the dungeon clearly produces enemies strong enough to stop 1 player action as of that point in time, each turn. Furthermore, it was a self-rebuilding structure, controllled by a master, and Alice did not remove it at any point when they left. I trust you can tell where I'm going with this...?
Well, if you can't...? The summon I created, which nobody knew the location of, was created in the Dungeon. I have an incomplete animation for that[¹], actually- there's no way I can finish it, it'd be way too complicated even with all my skill and stuff, but I can upload what I have... not like i'd ever finish it more in all likelyhood.
Anyway, the summon took over the dungeon long, long ago. And it grew. slowly, probably, but then faster, I imagine, with time. And now the dungeon is Mighty. And still, it is loyal to me.
This shall be my new base of operations, which I go to inhabit with my Godmodder Lock to shield it all.
Now, the Taint. It, too, has grown mightier with time. But its purpose will not be accomplished, lest it join me now as an entity truly, defended, hopefully, by an inpenetrable shield. I call to the Taint Shard, to the Tainted Lands, to what remains of my first mortal action and to all else of which i now speak. I call to it, to join me. And it does.
I, finally, gather up the entire dungeon and its outskirts, and the air above it, and the ground below, and a notable amount of additional space for expansion, in a ball of distorted space time, Before activating the Godmodder Lock, surrounding myself and my plans in a hopefully-impenetrable shield. I leave outside:
Half my infinite charmzard energy, in TOG's hands
the Cyan Orb, in the collective inventory
The Sub-Par Godmod Lock, in captainNZZZ's possession.
And I allow in:
Any snowballing entity or shielding entity whos owner wishes them to enter.
Me
Dungeon
Taint.

I do not allow in any of my old entities, unless urist thinks its definitely a good idea.
(((((2 CP is clearly expended cuz the dungeon thing was counting as 2 CP but i don't think this is really a CP use as far as action slots are concerned?)))))))
[¹] The animation is somewhat innaccurate, as I originally intended to summon the entity directly into the Dungeon's control room, but that would be boring to animate. maybe it'd be some duel to prove the superiority of my summon?

The animation. Nowhere near complete, and it looks glitchy from the slowdown method, but I did what I can ok.

*I am still willing to settle for the same price listed before.
one.......

You'd need to do research on where these atoms that can be reconstructed are. Where's your research?

The Godmodder still doesn't show up for the court case.

Ohnoium has been totally eradicated. No need to fear.

As you go to check on Alice's dungeon, you see nothing but a burnt husk; empty ground. The Godmodder went scorched-earth on everything left behind by Alice. Your entity was destroyed along with the cleansing fire the area was bathed in. Damn...

Dragon of Hope?!? said:
I use all of Excalibur's power, sacrificing it, and 3 actions, to blow yet another hole in the bottom of the bridge, right under the Godmodder! Except, instead of going down, he goes up instead! Being constantly bombarded by beams from Excalibur, he is unable to slow down and so he ends up in space, as well as having taken damage from Excalibur. I then sacrifice all Aragami, not the Ash Aragami though, for even more damage! And I order the Ash Aragami to attack the Godmodder.

The Godmodder's Boots of Excalibur Resistance (he's had them on the whole time!) allow him to totally negate Excalibur's beams! Though still blown upwards by them, the both of you eventually end up miles above the HEXAGONAFIELD, with you awkwardly remembering that there isn't any space in the HEXAGONAFIELD... but wait. All the various Planes and galaxies of Reality are here, so... maybe the HEXAGONAFIELD itself now COUNTS as space??

Too far away from your Aragami to sacrifice them - plus, what good would it do against the Godmodder? - the Godmodder brings down his foot in a crippling sideways roundhouse kick to your face, sending you plummeting down back into the HEXAGONAFIELD at three times the speed of light!

You find Excalibur's power is still where it was before. Perhaps it wasn't consumed because extra raw juice doesn't help much with godmodder attack... and... it also wished to remain with you for a little longer.

Krill13 said:
x3:
Eyowe gets to putting all that uncountable amounts of iron into use, but in such a way that if the Iron Bridge was still here to see it, it would cry tears of blood (which is somewhat funny because blood tastes like iron).

He made iron hoes out of all of that iron. Actually, he tried to turn all of them in one go, basically resulting in an explosion of iron hoes right in front of his face. He's ok, but as the iron hoes were falling down from the sky, one certain frame of them falling impressed him. Actually, he's so impressed that he's now thinking of telekinetically controlling all of them as some sort of [Iron Hoe Storm]. And that he does.

For now, he's just gonna keep that [Iron Hoe Storm] in his inventory.

You pocket the Iron Hoe Storm. Somehow, this seems even more wasteful than a diamond hoe!

Moonstar101 said:
I summon Black Companion, Bephegol and Dark Black Knight, Gaito two loyal monsters Gaito is particularly angry about you destroying his best friend Abygale even if Abygale has more forms. I have them both attack the Ohnoium Gaito's effect instantly destroys him and then I use Death count ~Requiem~ Me: FINAL PHASE DEATH COUNT ~REQUIEM~. Death count can only be destroyed if you have a spell card that destroys set spells ((Death Count ~Requiem~ this is death count ~Requiem~ and this is Black Companion, Bephegol Bephegol and here is Dark Black Knight, Gaito Gaito example of Death count's power? watch Gaito and Kaito's battle ))

The Godmodder: Card games. I liked those when I was less incredibly old.

The Godmodder pulls out a card from his deck - the Card Game Instant Win card! This card game is from the rare deck of Cardian cards - Cardia was the very first card game to ever be invented, and its cards are always legal to play in every card game ever created afterwards. The Card Game Instant Win Card instantly causes every card you currently own to burn to ashes in your hands! Now - what do you play in response?

CaptainNZZZ said:
Hmmm, everyone else is hard at work going after the Godmodder...I guess I'll feel slightly better as I instead focus much of my turn on improving my entities.

For such a short lived entity, the Mark III Tactical Flashbang has gotten quite impressive in abilities and battle. However, despite their status effect related abilities, their actual attack power is surprisingly low. It seems like it's time for them to update their weaponry to keep up with the modern entity levels...and look a bit better when compared to the Temporal Guardian.

Now the base design of their shotgun is acceptable, the things the design contains are the issue. It doesn't matter how well designed a weapon is as if you're comparing a 1700s musket to a futuristic personal railgun, there's just too large of a gap in capabilities. With the base design being acceptable though, all I need to do is update the mechanism the shotgun contains.

First up, projectiles. With an installation of a magitek infuser, the shotgun's projectiles become magically superheated upon exiting the barrel, the added heat helping them buckshot carve through metal like a 1000 degree knife through butter.

Of course velocity is also key. Past upgrades have certainly pushed the shotgun's velocity to railgun levels but there still remain speeds yet unattained. A quick ammo switch for adamantium helps enhance power and avoid disintegrating the buckshot from speed and then the capacitors are tripled. A few tiny nuclear reactors are needed to power the capacitors but tripled projectile velocity is worth a bit more daily maintenance.

Better materials for the buckshot, triple the original velocity, and superheated. Say good bye foes, this shotgun is a super shotgun of pure death dealing. (x2)

Summoning up a metal detector, a geiger counter, and a microscope I take this opportunity to search my surroundings for anything useful lying around. We aren't going to be here much longer with the Godmodder almost across the bridge, better to loot now than loot never. (x1)

Entity wise it's simple. Rotaz and the Hellfire Crystal Golem get to work on a monocle that enhances the accuracy of the being with it. A six turn project that'll help one person hit their target instead of being useless against dodge rates.

As I'm fairly certain entities can't attack the bridge without aid I order them to prepare for sudden changes and beat the AG entities at fortifying their position. Some sandbags, bah! Servitors, dig the trenches and foxholes! Mark III Tactical Flashbang, sandbags! Temporal Guardian, take command and organize these fortifying efforts! We will not be outdone!

Mark III Tactical Flashbang's attacks now deal significantly more damage!

You loot some Peacekeeper personal identification tags, a whole bunch of random bits, and a mechanism the Peacekeepers created, the Godmodder Tracker V1.0, a device that should, allegedly, keep track of the Godmodder if he's nearby. A sticky note attached to the device states "does not work" in pen-scribbled letters. You add it to your inventory.

Your entities resolve to do better at fortifying their position! To be better! To do more! TO BE THE VERY BEST THERE IS!

(You still estimate a very small chance of them accomplishing much)

Karpinsky said:
1x action:
A great storm springs up along the steel bridge. The clouds swirl and block out all external light, so that the Godmodder can't see more than a couple feet -- just enough to tell which way the bridge extends. The only light comes from the occasional lightning.

Lightning flashes, and the Godmodder sees me, standing at the end of the bridge. Just as quickly, everything is shrouded in darkness again and he can't see if I'm there. And, indeed, when the lightning flashes again, I'm gone. But with the third flash, I'm standing on the bridge, some few meters closer to the Godmodder.

With each subsequent flash of lightning, I'm a few steps closer. It's clear to the Godmodder that I intend to close to melee, or get behind him, or something. And indeed, when the lightning flashes and I should be right in front of the Godmodder, I'm once again nowhere to be seen.

Just then, the Godmodder feels two sharp pinches, as if a pair of jumper cables had been clamped onto him for a second. But the sensation fades swiftly, and the Godmodder brushes it off.

Lighting flashes once, twice, and on the third flash I'm standing at the edge of the bridge once more. There are cables crossing it now. Both of them are affixed to the Godmodder. One runs from the steel framework of the bridge to the Godmodder. The other runs from the Godmodder to the soil of the HEXAGONAFIELD. This one has a switch of sorts, which I am holding in my hand.

I flip the switch, completing the path. And with that, the electric discharge that has built up in the steel bridge follows the path of least resistance through my cables, through the Godmodder, and into the ground where it dissipates harmlessly.

Every bolt of lightning had struck the bridge directly, building up charge in it that could not dissipate. I provided a path for it to do so.

2x action: +2 CP

ZAP! 1 damage to the Godmodder! He wishes he'd worn his rubber suit now. +5 CP to you!

Daskter said:
You forgot to update my entities.

Orders are to just keep adding line of sandbags to fortify ourselves.
Nothing better to do.

Actions
1x I call upon the power of stickmen fighters to get a good strike the Godmodder, has I attack the Godmodder's defence I annihilated his clothing. I proceed to call the inter dimensional FBI on em

1x Super turds are launched at the Godmodder, there so disgusting that his defenses refuses to touch them, And if he dodges out of the way the bystanding puppy that's trapped in mud will be hit. The Godmodder surely will take the hit to save the puppy right? It's only a turd... filled with nails.

1x I grab the element Ohyesium, an element that when combine with Ohnoium creates Ohderpium. Ohderpium is an extremely stable element since it has the perfect balance of Ohnoium and Ohyesium.

Up. Fixed.

Police sirens wail as the FBI pull up! The Godmodder has indecently exposed himself to ALL OF REALITY! That's definitely at least one-and-a-half counts of indecent exposure. The Godmodder is led into a police car, read his rights, and taken away. He's gonna be in jail for a LOOOOONG time. You did it! You won the war! Great job!

(Hah, no. The Godmodder obliterated the interdimensional FBI years ago.)

The Godmodder turns the puppy into a toilet, and gets out of the way! Perfect.

The elements have already been dealt with, so you charge +1 CP.

GoldHero101 said:
3 ACTION FOCUS - THE TRUTH: +3 to Milestone I'm just about there.

Leoano (Infinity) - 97/100 to Milestone.

ALMOST!

Paradoxdragonpaci said:
(x2)I then force the Godmodder into two Domain Spheres,the first:the entirety of the shadows of the Cthulu Mythos as Originally Imagined by H.P Lovecraft,the second,a Boss Rush consisting of every single boss in the EBF series and the 5 Protags who have presumably caught them in order to utilize them against the Godmodder

(x1)while the Godmodder is distracted i prepare a dangerous concoction,it involves what happens exactly when under extreme circumstances the very building Quarks of the Worlds begin to turn..strange...I carefully take out a single atom of Strange Matter and look over at the ingot that was the Ohnoium,while it's difficult to tell what has happened to it,i'm pretty sure that infecting it with Strange Matter would render some of it's healing energies nulled,as it would inexorably be drawn into itself,the nearest thing the Base has to Unobtainium and thus,close to Platonic Ideal..

Even as the Godmodder easily deals with the domain spheres, doing so takes him about 5 seconds, giving you enough time to realize that the Ohnoium is taken care of! But then, the Godmodder realizes that he needs to learn SCIENCE! So of course he watches the entire Kurzgesagt video. This leaves him wide open to the next attack!

Alastair Dragovich said:
Alastair looks at the passage as it outlines the consequences of his powers and the fatalistic, bleak, misanthropic view on who, exactly, Players are. Darkness surges from his heart with enough suddenness that he has to wrestle it back into submission.

That... He was there trying to STOP the Godmodder! He wanted to make sure no one else died to those things! No more senseless, random death! No more souls consumed to power evil desires! No more of any of this!

A tear hits the page. He crumples to his knees and sobs a few more tears. He just wants to be good. He wants to do things for the right reasons, and be the best person he can be. He knows, with a certainty that is as painfully obvious as the Darkness in his heart, that he isn't perfect. But... but he wants to help, deep down. He wants to help because he can't stand seeing others in pain.

He knows what pain is like. He doesn't want anyone else to experience it. He refuses the misanthropic words as he remembers that he's doing this so that no one else has to lose their family like he-

And then Alastair's eyes open in horror.

It said that the stuff a Player tends to make up plotlines, people, and entities all the time. That their powers make it so retroactively. The Player now wonders...

How absolute is this Truth?

"...Mom? Gran? Bro?" The book drops from trembling hands that now grip his sides. "Were... were they ever real?"

The horror creates the last form of Darkness in his heart - the Darkness of Fear.

Pain. Sorrow. Anger. Fear.

Alastair screams as at last his heart seemingly succumbs.

But deep within... the Light that just desires to help... somehow, it continues to Persevere.

OOC: I vote for the Truth about Arbiters

...

The_Two_Eternities said:
I vote for the Truth about Entities.

3x action: I charge 3 CP.

Hmm... it looks like there's been a fair few votes for Truth about Entities. That one will probably be next.

Ender_Smirk said:
The Computer in a hidden box below the battlefield whirs back to life. Two thing suddenly happen. Firstly, the area the Ohnoium takes up is affected by an anti-gluon field, inhibiting the Gluon flow within the Hadrons in the Ohnoium. The only made up term there is Ohnoium, and anti-gluon fields are harder than normal science can manage, but this method would inherently cause the atoms within the Ohnoium, which already should not be able to stay together, to have the basic Protons and Neutrons fall apart, which would cause significantly less friendly radiation to hit the Godmodder if he does manage to counter everyone else's tricks. As this happens, the computer makes a new sword appear in front of the Heir. He catches it as gravity suddenly affects it again, and feels instant confusion. "Really, a turnip sword?" He mutters so that no one can hear him. He then decides to just try.
He rushes up to the Godmodder, and this time, he skips the showy moves. His hoodie turns red on one side, and black on the other, and in doing so, he suddenly moves much faster than should be possible with less effort exerted to reach the same distance. He slashes the Godmodder through the torso using the Turnip Sword, and then rushes off, only to be startled as turnips begin growing out of where he slashed the Godmodder. They seem to be using him as fertilizer. Suffice to say, even the Heir's Jet side can't help but sort of find that funny.

The Godmodder is wide open! Thanks to the distraction of paradoxdragonpaci and Alistair's darkness drive, your sword is driven right into the defenseless Godmodder, dealing 1 damage! +2 CP to you, Alistair, and Paradoxdragonpaci! The Godmodder immediately codes a new defenseagainstturnips.exe!

UselessCommon said:
This seems fun.

Have we tried strangelets yet ?
Memetic weapons ?
Deploying an AI that would tell us an optimal course of action ?
Copying God-Modder's power ?
4th-dimensional attacks ?
Asking nicely to surrender ?

Some more narrow concepts that are interesting are:
The World-Breaker's Hand and alternatives (ability to declare things and/or concepts nonexistent)
Abusing Harry Dresden-esque sympathetic magic to bypass defenses
"A Lie About A Lie" ability - using God-Modder's own words to warp the reality
Steven-Universe-esque Fusion

Welcome to the game! Feel free to come in swinging - anything can (and often does) happen. If you have any questions at all, feel free to ask them on here, on the Discord, or on the OOC thread.

The Ego said:
I dunno I charge I guess????

+3 CP. You guess????

O.R.I.G.I.N. said:
Action 1: The black box opens, the black box closes. An odd sense of symmetry is found in this action. There was nothing that escaped, nothing that appeared. It just opened, and it just closed. Of course, something has to appear. Otherwise, the box is pointless. Symmetry. That is what escaped. Symmetry.
Perfect balance radiates around the Hexagonafield. "WHO OHW" The feeling of equality echos across from place to place, searching. "WHY YHW" An even calm rests upon both sides of the bridge. "I'll.ll'I" Built upon the symmetry of a newly built bridge, a being sprouts from the center of the Godmodder's bridge. "WIN NIW" The being is some type of humanoid, composed of two perfectly symmetrical sides. "Hi iH" The being tilts its head as it stares at the Godmodder, growing a second head just to mirror its opposing side. "HIM MIH" It's two heads merge back into one, or does one head reunite with its other half? "MY YM" It raises both of its featureless, metallic arms. "box xod" The being's entire body hovers forwards, quickly advancing upon the Godmodder. "All llA" Both arms pull back, preparing an obvious strike. "YOU UOY" Its fists fly forwards as it runs into the Godmodder. "Will.lliW" It readjusts its trajectory, sending both feet right into the Godmodder's jaw. "do ob" It completes a full flip and lands gracefully on the ground. "I I"
Action 2: The being stares at the Godmodder. It turns to the perfect symmetry of silence to find comfort. It finds something unsettling in the Godmodder. It isn't the power. It isn't the evil intentions. It isn't the pure ego. It is the lack of symmetry. Attack after attack, the Godmodder is at 31 HP. 31. What an odd number. It possesses no symmetry. In fact, it is prime. It has no half. It lacks any rhyme or reason. It has no purpose fulfilled by another half. It is simply disturbing. The Godmodder needs purged of this inconsistency. The being seems to search inside of itself for an answer. Its hands rest at its side, its head is tilted downward, and its eyes are closed. How to purge this odd waste of effort? It's head looks up as its eyes open. It throws its arms out, as if introducing something spectacular at its circus of symmetry. Suddenly, arms begins to grow out of its back. Each side grows another 30 arms, each one exactly the same as the next. Both sides of the being's mouth rise up into a smile. This is how it solves asymmetry. One simply must multiply it into symmetry. It hovers towards the Godmodder, without speed, without haste. It doesn't do more than hover until it is exactly 2 yards away from the Godmodder. It then shifts its weight and spins to the left and right, creating a clone of itself to fulfill symmetry. Its two selves each grow an evil grin and its arms all turn into perfectly symmetrical battle axe heads. Both of it rushes at the Godmodder's exact flanks and begin slashing at the Godmodder. Each blow is followed by another. There is precisely no breathing room. 124 arms all unleash their full speed, full power upon the Godmodder.
Action 3: Symmetry begins to tire. Only so much effort can be put into making everything perfectly balanced. Symmetry, feeling its end come to a near end, it decides to do the only rational thing it can. As it continues to swing its axe arms at the Godmodder, they begin to shrink. 124 turns to 120, 120 to 116. The perfect symmetry begins to shrink into a simpler form. Its arm count falls back down to 4, and the axe heads disappear, replaced with its original hands. The two beings feint an end to their attack, but then throw their arms forwards. Each hand grabs at the hand opposite it. They beings pull each other together, reforming one character. However, this happens directly on top of the Godmodder. The pain of symmetry strikes the Godmodder. The two beings finally become one and leap forward, allowing the Godmodder to finally breath. The Godmodder takes this deep breathe and then looks up. The symmetry is gone. Simply erased from existence. The box opens. The box closes.

The Godmodder's current HP is 26! This attack makes it a neatly symmetrical 2662 HP!

...Wait, no. Instead, the Godmodder's body is made perfectly symmetrical. He opted to have his physical form symmetrized, rather than his HP bar. But perchance this could be exploited...

General_Urist said:
With one CP I give the LIVE Space Station another attack shield.

I charge one CP.

With the last CP, I mess with the Godmodder. Specifically, I leave a nice book out for the Godmodder to read. Except, it wasn't really a book, because the pages were made of lasers and the words were made of headless women making godless love to dragons made out of motorcycles, but it was still reading. Very uncomfortable reading, but still reading. The Godmodder can handle the discomfort probably, but that's OK because it was just a distraction for my real attack: transforming into a surf ninja and surfing in on a gigantic tidal wave of diluted blood to throw bone shurikens at the Godmodder from every direction at once.

+shield!

As you surf towards the godmodder, your surfboard suddenly hits something in the water: The book! The Godmodder ignored it, it got caught in the wave, and now... WIPEOUT! You crash on a nearby set of incredibly spiky and painful rocks that just happened to be there!

Winkins said:
Sighing a bit after containing the chair that was secretly filled with snakes, I put it away after the Godmodder has quickly left them due to his busy schedule. I'll probably use it for an attack later. Maybe.

Taking out a recorder from my robes, I replay the advice that the godmoder gave me, ignoring the struggle between player, snakes, and chair. In the end, I find myself scratching my head and continue to wonder about my alignment on [N] and [AG] as I continue to feel rather bogged over by my hesitation on attacking the Godmodder, or just attacking in general.

After a moment on thinking on this, I simply decided to refrain from attacking unless necessary as I find this too tiring to further think on. I clear my head and prep myself for this turn, putting a vote for the I vote for the Truth About Entities section.

(Action!)(3 Charges!)
(1 Charge) (2/5 Great Sword/Shield)
Done with self-reflecting, I continue to work on reforging my basic gear and start melting down some metals into a molten state.

(2 Charges! + 16 turns worth of Planning Blueprint)
(Starting Rice Project: TEMPLE!)(Rice Monastery Buffs are turned off till project finishes!)
Pumping myself up, I get on top of the Rice Monastery with MegaPhone in hand and call the attention of all my entities. Waiting till I grabbed their attention I began to explain that for the next 10 turns that we'll be busy focusing on the next tier upgrade of the Rice Site with the occasions of the Bun Nobles and Royals, along with Disco-Chan not working on some turns. This is because the Buns can summon more hands to help in the project and Disco-Chan is a great help for wrecking havoc in the PG's entities.

Having said my piece, I start conjuring safety equipment for my entities and began assigning my entities in groups that were clearly written on the blueprints that the Light Mage Researchers and Rov have created. Researchers began contributing to the construction effort as they assign themselves as division guides as entities rush to get ready for the arrival of materials.

Being responsible for that part, I began calling in trucks of all sorts as they began to dump materials in planned areas, Soils rich in its ability to grow plants, White stone enhanced in strength, Rice that was recently harvested, firm and soft, perfect for the construction of the Rice Temple and the homely and filling aura that only Rice can radiate. Each has its use and will be used as the Entities work on organizing the material and moving them into their proper place.

(Orders!)
Entities working for Rice Project:TEMPLE!

All your entities are now constructing the new Temple project! This will be an absolutely MASSIVE upgrade to the Rice thing, allowing it to achieve its ultimate final form and be unable to be upgraded any further!

Cephalos Jr. said:
The University trains Scientists slowly. Scientists are supposed to be at a similar level to Engineers (base Engineers, not improved Engineers.)
Scientists do science work: Researching technologies, mostly, although they've got a few other things they do that they can't do right now.

I vote for The Truth About Entities.

Action 1: The ohnoium undergoes some very speedy radioactive decay. It explodes. All of it.
Action 2: A swordsman drops down and charges at the Godmodder. A short fighting montage ensues, but is interrupted by a Dust Grenade exploding and blinding, among other things, the camera that was supposed to be keeping track of the action. In any case, the air is now filled with enough dust that it's literally impossible to see, so I fire a Gluon cannon at the Godmodder's back. If he doesn't dodge, it obliterates a hole in him. If he does, it explodes right next to him anyway, because singularities have a limited lifespan and explode at the end of it.
Action 3: The swordsman from earlier jumps upwards. He's ascended; the Godmodder's descended, so the swordsman's above the Godmodder. The swordsman falls. The Godmodder takes falling damage.

Entity Orders: Red Army Engineers are to continue constructing University.

+1 CP instead, ohnoium is gone.

The Godmodder takes no damage! Fall damage was a LIE invented by the government! Also, he made your swordsman super hungry with a hunger-based attack! So hungry that the swordsman ate your Gluon cannon shot. The Swordsman rubs his full belly, shortly before exploding.

The University, now that I remember what it does, will be constructed!

That-Random-Guy said:
1 Action

I put on a invisibility and partial intangibility cloak, and set about disemboweling the godmodder with the one and only True Knife.

Naturally, he has the ability to see straight through invisibility cloaks, to what's really there, and dodges . . .

Right into the other me, who has temporarily transformed into a invisibility and partial intangibility cloak, filled with nothing but air, but also capable of temporarily making small parts of itself tangible, moderately heavy, and very, very, fast.

In, other words, the Godmodder can't see me, and he can't use air currents or sound right up until I smash the top two segments of his pinkie finger (currently occupied with horribly hurting the first me in the invisibility cloak) from many directions at considerable speed, turning it into fine pink mist and bone fragments.

2 Actions: I give Janus attack shields.

The Godmodder looks down at his pinky finger. He doesn't want it to get hurt. He decides to "opt out" of this attack.

+2 shields to Janus!

Captain.Cat said:
'Well. Shit.' Is all I can really think of the Revelation that had just been told to us. 'Well I'll keep pressing on regardless, Verraad needs to be stopped but I'll avoid making anymore living entities from this point on. After that I don't know. I guess then we will need to try and stop Valla from basically turning us players into the new Godmodders.'

Looking over the Bridge I wonder what is best to do at this moment. Right now most everyone is throwing what they have in a attempt to damage Verraad for a few more hit points and or to slow him down for one last turn as well as trying to stop him from healing. I am unable to think of a decent way to damage Verraad right now and I am unfortunately not a chemist so I'd not that useful in trying to stop the Ohnoium. So Instead I'll focus my efforts on improving the surviving Peacekeeper's chances of being able to withdraw from the bridge without getting killed by Verraad.

Closing my eyes I focus some of my energy into my wish. 'I wish for the surviving Peacekeeper's who are defending the bridge physical speed to be boosted as well as to be protected from all harm so when they attempt to withdraw from the Bridge next turn they will be able to do so with no loss of life among them from anyone's or anything's attacks!' Suddenly a red light appears around the surviving Peacekeepers on the Bridge and they suddenly feel as though they could ran at extremely fast speeds as well as a feeling of protection from most harm for the next turn. (5 CP used to boost The surviving Peacekeeper's chances to escape with their lives next turn.)

Looking over at Quinn I think they are a little to exposed to possibly getting injured or killed by Verraad. Perhaps I am being paranoid but it has happened before in the Doomed Timeline with Verraad just killing Quinn off despite us thinking Them safe and again Verraad Killed off Satan in a single shot despite us thinking him mostly safe so I would rather try and give Quinn some measure of protection. So I focus a little more power to grant Quinn a attack shield to protect them. 'I wish for a Attack Shield to be given to Quinn to protect them from harm!' Suddenly in a red flash of light a translucent breastplate made of red metal appears over Quinn's chest and with a quick once over one can tell that the translucent Breastplate can take some serious damage before breaking. (1 CP)

OOC: I vote for The Truth about Entities.

The Peacekeepers accept your boost, and as the Godmodder continues to advance, only somewhat fettered by the assaults from all the various Players, they prepare to make their final withdrawal.

Quinn now has an attack shield! You hear his voice over the radio:

Quinn: Thanks. Don't worry, we'll get off this thing.

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Altair charges up 3 CP.

AG:

Winkins forces spend their turns working on the new RICE TEMPLE! It will be completed... in an amount of time.

Janus unlocks The Dark One's abilities, giving him +10,000 attack twice!

The Apex's forces sense an impending large change.

Everyone continues to exist... the tension is rising... what will come next?

PG:

The Godmodder glows blue, and, for his final push, sends out a WAVE OF OBLITERATION that breaks down everything it touches at a molecular level! However, it travels slowly enough that the Peacekeepers, using Captain.cat's buffs, have enough time to turn tail and flee! Quinn, realizing that the cause is lost (as expected) raises his hands and warps the handful of Peacekeeper ground troops remaining back to where your army is at.

The Godmodder has no trouble with the remaining, newly unmanned defenses. He sprints towards the finish line...

N:

CaptainNZZZ's forces lay sandbags! Dig foxholes! Really get that position FORTIFIED!

In the distance, you see an Order Scion Messenger unit approaching, waving. Once you get a minute, you should greet them.

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[See post below, story stuff]

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him awards you 5 CP!

Minor Tasks:

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Field effects: None

[AG]Altair - CP: 33

[AG - Winkins]Winkin's forces: TA: 313,500 (protected by 1 Play-doh)
Disco-Chan: 100,000/100,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A, Special: Disco Squares: 3/3 (repels darkness!)(Being protected by Fenix)(extra attack)
[N]Fennie: 300,000/300,000 HP, 15,000 x 10A(-100,000 damage from all attacks, +60,000 HP/turn)(super extra damage against snakes)(Miniboss)(protecting Disco-Chan)(protected from 4 attacks)(extra attack)
Bunny Baron: 9,000 HP, shield bunx2 summon: 1/2 (25% dodge rate)
Bun prince/princess: 25,000 x 2 HP, 13,000 x 2A, bun knight summon: 1/2 (50% dodge rate)
Bun knights: 26,000 x 13 HP, 7,500 x 13A (15% dodge rate)
Shield buns: 6,000 x 17 HP (20% dodge rate)
Damage Tank: 286,500 damage stored!
Fortified Rice Monastery(Gives +10,000 HP/turn, -5,000 damage from all attacks, and +5,000A to Winkins-owned entities)(tended by Farmer Contractors, Lightward Mages)(needs to be killed in one hit)
Specials: Rice Feast - 0/4, Rice Torrent - 4/4

[AG - Daskter]You can count on Osttruppen, no really you can!: 100,000/100,000 HP, 25,000A
Tassadar: 365,000/365,000 HP, 20,000 x 4A, Special: Laser Incision: 5/5 (30% dodge rate)(Totem of Life Unended - when entity dies, puts them into "unended" mode, where HP decays by 50% until healing surpasses it)(protected from 1 attack)
Forward Operating Base: 200,000 HP (+4 Pioneers/turn)(+1 Line Gun/turn)(+.5 Panzer/turn)
Fortress: 200,000 HP (protected from 1 attack)(3 Mines - next attackers take 20,000 damage)
Healbot Mk.1: 60,000/60,000 HP, +12,000A (inside Fortress)
Pioneers: 250 x 40 HP, 250 x 40A (can heal)
Line Gun: 10,000 x 6 HP(guarding Pioneers/Panzers)
Panzers: 10,000 x 1 HP, 2,000 x 1A

[AG - Cephalos Jr.]Red Army Swordsman: 50% intact! Duel!A (-20% intactness per turn in a duel)(well-trained, wins duels fast)
Red Army Engineers+1: 10,000 x 4 HP (builds stuff)(constructing University, done in 1!)
Conscript Facility: 30,000 HP (+4 Red Army Soldiers/turn)
Red Army Soldiers: 1,000 x 40 HP, 500 x 40A (max: 40)

[AG]The Dark One, -----/----- HP, 50,000 x 5A, Special: Revelation: 1/4 (protected from 1 attack), RP: 1

[AG - Paradoxdragonpaci]The Restorer: 80,000 HP, +11,000 x 4A (can repair items)(Reverse levitation)(protected from 1 attack)
Order Scion Scout: 160,000/160,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A (50% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack)

[AG - Crusher]Janus: 350,000/350,000 HP, Unlock Ability x 2!A (protected from 2 attacks)

[AG - Arsenical]Scoville Reaver: 130,000/130,000 HP, 60,000A (A S/B/D ignorant)(+26,000 HP/turn)(conversion resistance)(protected from 4 attack)

[AG - CompTIA]LIVE Space Station(has emergency thrusters - saves from one deadly attack!)(Enhanced Production capacity)(Point defense - 12% chance to null attacks)(protected from 5 attack)
Ship AI panel(current AI: CompTIA)
Protective Forcefield: Blocks first 42,000+50,000 HP of damage each turn!
Weaponry array: Machine guns: 1,000 x 40A
Gravity Bomb Dropper: 60,000A
Charged Laser: 40% complete (will charge up 30,000A/turn)
Quadcopter deployer: +2 quadcopter/turn
Quadcopters: 1,000 x 56 HP, 500 x 56A (guarding LIVE Space Station)
Space engineers: 100 x 1,760 HP (+50 engineers/turn)(x4 production capacity)
Containment tractor beam: Currently not holding any entities!
Prism Deployer: 20,000 HP (+1 Prism/turn)(protected from 3 attack)(originally JOEbob's)
Prism: 5,000 x 18 + 50,000 HP(guarding all)(originally JOEbob's)
Shield Battery: 30,000 HP (can shield up to 2 entities for +50,000 HP, shielding lost if Shield Battery dies)(originally JOEbob's)

[AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]King DDD: Perfect HP, Perfect! A (Is perfect)

[AG - DragonofHope]Ash Aragami: 173,000 HP + 70,000 HP (+3 Aragami/turn) + Shield Core: 30,000 HP (projects 10,000 HP shield)
Aragami: 3,000 x 36 HP, 1,000 x 36A

[AG - EternalStruggle]Apex Fleet: TA: 150,000, Growth: +6 ADs and 7CDs/turn
The Apex: 390,000/390,000 HP, 25,000 x 2A (-7,000 damage from all attacks)(Fleet Beacon - x1 attack frigate/turn, x1 Ordnance cruiser/update multiple of 3, x1 Spectral Lord/update multiple of 5, x1 Overseer/update multiple of 7)
Attack frigates: 1,300 x 30 HP, 1,000 x 30A (10% dodge rate)
Ordnance cruiser: 2,500 x 9 HP, 2,500 x 9A(can attack or heal)
Spectral Lord: 8,000 x 7 HP, 4/4 charge (currently charging)(5,000A when not charging)
Overseer: 5,000 x 5 HP (summons 1 attack drone and 1 constructor drone/turn)(protected from 2 attack)
Attack drone: 1 x 98 HP + 40,000 HP, 500 x 98A
Constructor drone: 400 x 119 HP + 40,000 HP (working on Fortifier Tripod, done in 1!)
Engineering depot: 4,000 x 2HP (+2 Constructors/turn)
Iteration Station: 10,000 x 3 HP (targeting Attack frigates)
Airfield: 4,000 x 1HP (+1 Attack drone/turn)

[AG]Elite Pigmen: 10,000 x 10 HP, 5,000 x 10A
Elite Wither Skeletons: 50,000 x 5 HP, 50,000 x 5A
Elite Ghasts: 5,000 x 25 HP, 10,000 x 25A (A S/B/D ignorant)

[AG]Psychic Overlord II: 11,500,000/11,500,000 HP, 1,500,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 2/2 (When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x15 damage)(+400,000 HP/turn)(Boss)(protected from 1 attack)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 6,400,000/6,400,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: 1/2 (-10,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate+1 Auto Dodge)(+250,000 HP per turn)(miniboss+status effect resistance)(poison resistant)(protected from 3 attacks)(has spatial warping necklace - saves from fatal blow)
Mark III Tactical Flashbang: 65,000/65,000 HP, 22,500 x 2A (extra damage against hordes)(stuns hit enemies up to minibosses for 1 turn!)(reduces hit enemy accuracy by 20%!)(50% dodge rate)(gravity harness)(2 attack redirector)(1 Emergency teleporter)(-5,000 damage from all attacks)(+5,000 HP/turn)
Rotaz+1: 35,000/35,000 HP(engineer)(+5% accuracy)(50% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(protected from 1 attack)(1 attack redirector)(Dimensional and Space Emergency Button)(Telaport, saves from lethal hit)
Magitek servitor factory: 45,000/45,000 HP, +25,000A, +4 Servitor/turn (2 attack redirector)(+5% accuracy)(40% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)
Servitors: 2,000 x 78, 1,000 x 78A(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(2 attack redirector)
Hellfire Crystal Golem: 110,000/110,000 HP, 12,000A (protected from 1 attack... IN STYLE!)(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Rune-cast powers)(Phase-shift cloak powers)(Dimension warping powers)(1 attack redirector)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)

[PG]The Godmodder: 26/310 HP (Descended - x5 Actions per turn)(Busy crossing bridge)(Symmetry)

Player list:

Alastair Dragovich - CP: 6 (has Solar Powered Player Killer Armaments - high damage against Players!, Orb of Paradox, Pelicannon, Rage Cube)
Arsenical - CP: 8(1 post in debt!)
Bill Nye - CP: 18 (has super sharp gold sword - 3 power left, burny iron sword - 3 power left, bow and arrow - 3 power)
Captain.cat - CP: 49 (protected from 1 attack)(has 1 Boost Stone)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 3 (protected from 1 attack)(has Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Overpowering Poison, Remnant crypt energy, EMP, Mopium, Godmodder Tracker V1.0)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 2 (has Cybil's blood sample, anti-infantry railgun, pocket reactor(1 power), power armor)
Crusher48 - CP: 5 (Has Bost stone, Tactician Soul in a Bottle, Scanner Cannon)
Dangan_Machin - CP: 9
Daskter - CP: 6 (has Boosted Evolve Hunters)
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 0 (Espionage ghost)(Excalibur - 22 Power)
Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 15
Ender_Smirk - CP: 8 (has Shadow Agitator)
[N+1]EternalStruggle - CP: 0
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 0 (has the Retcon Revenger - has a powerful hidden effect, bag of nine-sided die)
General_Urist - CP: 11 (Shotgun of Dope - 2 power left, attack debuffs whoever it hits)
GoldHero101 - CP: 1 (has Leoano (Soul Break), 97 power left, Greatsword, Self damage ticket)
I'mTotallyNot-R.O.B - CP: 0 (has Super Soldier Serum)
[N+2]Joebobobob - CP: 22 (has nice bed, infinite charmzard energy, 4 Boost Stones, cyan orb(1 power) 1 Cleansed (?) Multiplier Orb, Sub-par godmod lock, Something, Godmodder Lock)
Karpinsky - CP: 45
Krill13 - CP: 24 (has Iron Hoe Storm)
Moonstar101 - CP: 0
O.R.I.G.I.N. - CP: 5
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 3 (has paradox void cards, absorbed Bad Luck, hexagonaherbs, 7 Homestuck Aspect vials(Life/Void/Mind/Blood/Doom gone), Vial of Aspects(12 power), BUFFNESS), Save Point: [AG]Psychic Overlord II: 9,000,000/9,000,000 HP, 3,500,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 2/2, Special: OMLDC: 5/5 (When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x15 damage)(+300,000 HP/turn)(Boss))
Pionoplayer - CP: 115 (has Ornate Ring)
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 5
That-Random-Guy - CP: 52 (protected from 1 attack)(has Echolocation)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 17 (has paradise grenade(teleports enemies to paradise), Summonspitter heart, essence of blood, grenades, bit of Dragon soul, entropic glass shard, one Entropic Die)
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 18 (protected from 1 attack)
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 13 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]The Ego - CP: 98 (+10,000 HP sword, Delicious cake, one use of Somno powers, Player Eye, Player Knife, RGB control panel(has red, green, blue buttons), four-leaf clover)
Vylad - CP: 8 (wearing Impervium Armour, protects from damage!)(has Wound healer, Coin Flipper)
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 0 (has Mook Kill Switch, more of a BBB, +1,000A Iron sword, 10,000 damage token, 1 Multiplier Orb, faint godmodder energy (about to disappear!))

Player Inventory:
Bonfire(3 uses left)(Spend your entire turn resting here to heal)
Ultimate Orb of Shielding(+1 attack shield to everything on field)
Orb of Resurrection (Revives one dead allied entity at full strength)
Time Accelerator (Causes an entity to experience 10 turns of time in 1 turn)
True Multiplier Orbs x 2
Godmodding Vol. 1
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Double Rainbow Ticket x 1, Medkit x 2, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Miniature Doormaker Plushy, Bravely Default Asterisks, Mirror Frame, Black Filling, Economy-Melting Bank Note
Charge Booster (damage: 7/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
God of Dreams aid
Ring with United States of America Smash(3 uses left)
Celestial Guidance(2 uses left)
Magical Obliteration(1 use left)
Desperation Shield(Leaves one Player at mortally wounded if they would otherwise die)
CP Converter

Base Player Power: 50,000

Defeat The Godmodder

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