Defeat The Godmodder

[DanganMachin]

1. I use liquid oxygen to make the last ring of temptation rust and break apart.
2. I distract Frisk from pacifing us with puns.
3. I then proceed to rupture the oil tanker with my flaming chainsaw.

Taking the hit : This turn if another player or [AG] entity is attacked, I will take the hit instead.

 

[CaptainNZZZ]

Old Man Henderson fires on the Temporal Guardian! The Temporal Guardian manages to dodge once, but Henderson still lands 2 good hits and deals 600,000 damage! Henderson takes 200,000 damage fighting off the police and national guard, and has to spend his remaining attacks keeping them at bay...

Click to shrink...

*something something damage resistance*

[PG]Old Man Henderson: 2,280,000/2,500,000 HP, 300,000 x 3A (Super Heavy)(side change immunity)(-200,000 HP/turn and 3 attacks - fighting off police forces!)

[AG - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 4,105,000/6,050,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: In use! (-10,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate)(+250,000 HP per turn)(miniboss+status effect resistance)(poison resistant)(has spatial warping necklace - saves from fatal blow)

Click to shrink...

So the Auto-sniper has the ability to charge up its attack...I want that. Seriously, how many more entities of mine would be alive if all those turns spent not attacking still could do damage?

Pulling out a green crystal I grind it into dust and blow the crystal's dust out of my hands. In the air the dust inexplicably forms into a vaguely human shape and as its features grow clearer as time passes it becomes clear who it is, Undead Einstein. A mere shade of his former self conjured forth from beyond undeath, Undead Einstein holds out his hands until strange devices appear in them and then he gets work studying the mechanics of the Auto-sniper's chargeable attack.

If anyone interrupts him Undead Einstein will merely conjure up a sign and a magnifying glass that then float to the individual bothering him, the teeny tiny text on the wooden sign detailing his sole intentions and actions are relating to studying the Auto-sniper's attack charging mechanic for replicable purposes.

Once he finishes his work Undead Einstein drifts back over to me and provides me the research he's collected on replicating such a mechanic along with a highly detailed report on the Auto-sniper's design before the summoning loses power and he fades from existence. So long, old friend. (x2)

As Old Man Henderson tries to evade the police forces engaging him he happens to come across a stray tree. Leaping into the air Old Man Henderson launches himself through the tree's leaves in an attempt to break line of sight Old Man Henderson discovers the tree's inhabitants, a bee hive he just smashed his way through.

Naturally, the bees aren't happy about this turn of events and they set to work making Old Man Henderson pay for his actions with excessive stinging. As this particular hive is made up of cyborg killer bees they are not only able to sting multiple times but they're more than willingly to chase Old Man Henderson for miles. Good luck focusing enough to attack something with such a determined swarm gunning for you! (x1)

 

[EternalStruggle]

ES is about to go ahead and attack someone when he suddenly stops, and then nods. He's apparently just heard something.

Immediately, he gets to work summoning some gear with all his actions. A powerful railrifle with phase ammunition, it could fire a deadly round enhanced with who knows what that is fully capable of bypassing all attacks. With a mix of temporarily moving to an alternate dimension and teleporting past defences, this round could get anywhere. Shields? Don't work. Bodyguards? Don't work. Walls? Definitely don't work. Sure, it's a bit tricky to use properly, and breaks down after only one high-power shot, but if used properly it will always hit its targets and do tremendous damage.

(The desired mechanical effect is as follows: a one-use item that allows the next attack its user makes to bypass most forms of defense, including attack shields, redirectors and the like, body blocking, armor, and such similar things. Using this item requires an action itself, so the following attack will have, at most, 2 actions put into it.)

 

[pionoplayer]

OOC: heck, I kinda meant for the sword hilt to be listed in what it's damage output would be after quenching, as opposed to levels. The idea was that things like "I upgrade the sword" give it less power, while a few more well thought out sentences together would give a boost, so that I (and other folks) am(/are) not incentivized to just go 'I upgrade my sword' repeatedly. Doing it in Levels means that there's no functional difference between actually doing something, and just tossing an action at it because you can't be bothered to do something else.

I nod at G!Pionoplayer. "Sounds like a deal to me. I haven't got any good entity ideas at the moment anyways so this works out in my favor. Speaking of which, I think I'll do you one. Yes, officially speaking you have to be removed in order to take down Go An Na. I thought you'd caught on to that when I went through my explanation. Actually speaking, you're a Piono aren't you? You should be able to figure a way out of this mess right? You've gotten out of worse.
For the record, my original plan was to discuss with you whether you wanted to try breaking your connection to Go An Na, or just send you back home with some useful information on your situation and the Multiverse in general. Ultimately, I guess you can go for either of those as you wish. You're gonna be out of my hair one way or another."

I 'turn' to Moniker. "You're in the wrong forum. If the archive has some kind of proper search engine to it what you want to search up is 'Destroy the Godmodder' not 'Defeat'. There's a Piono in the thread you're looking at, sure, but it's not the one I got Go An Na to summon."

Action 1: I walk over to Frisk, and invite them to sit down with me as I conjure up a table, some chairs, and the various things which one needs to make golden flower tea (one of Frisk's preferences if I recall correctly)
"Don't worry, I'm not trying to convince you to change sides, I know where the two of us stand in relation to each other and at the moment I've got more urgent matters than you 'pacifying' entities."
I sit down at the table and begin making motions with one of my arms, lifting the teapot into the air, pouring water into it mixed with some of the tea and then properly boiling it with fire magic while it floats in the air.
"Look, I'll be straight with you, while we may generally be a violent bunch, you can't solve everything with pacifism. Asriel gave you that piece of advice too, right? You had to fight Asgore, you had to fight Flowey. I'm fairly certain you fought... well, that's a discussion for another time."
The teapot begins boiling, and with another gesture, it pours out some of the readied tea into the teacups.
"I'm not trying to excuse our actions, definitely not trying to excuse mine I've definitely sent myself well past the realm of what's acceptable in my time. I know that some of us here should be exonerated..." I look around at some of the others. Captain.Cat, Winkins. I turn to look back at Frisk. "But I'm definitely not the one who should be passing judgement. My job is breaking things, pure and simple, and that includes people often enough that solving moral quandries isn't something you delegate to me. Sugar?"
Frisk gestures for how much sugar they want in their tea, and I nod, with another gesture of my own dropping the requested sugar cubes into their cup. A small flask of purple liquid rises up and pours a little bit into my own. The two stirring spoons rise up and begin stirring the additives into the cups of tea as the cups float down in front of their respective owners.
"Of course, that probably makes you wonder why I'm telling you this, if I want something from you. The answer to that is simple. You don't want to pacify the Temporal Guardian, at least not yet. They are currently the only thing between Go An Na and throwing reality into an eternal never ending loop of pain and suffering. An eternal bad ending. For everyone. I know quite well that neither of you locked in that head wants that."
I take a sip from my cup of tea.
"One of you, depending on position and personal goals, wants either to befriend everyone and bring about a properly peaceful ending or to just screw around and do whatever they feel like while using the power of Determination to avoid the consequences. Which it is is hard to tell at this point. The other of you wants to end the eternal pain and suffering that reality is stuck with, by any means necessary. All three of those goals hit a very definite GAME OVER should the Temporal Guardian be pacified and his time stop be disabled."
I take another sip from my cup.
"The first goal fails because reality will always, from the point of failure onwards, reboot in the middle of the single most devastating, pain-inducing, awful war to ever exist. No happy endings ever again. The second goal fails because in the event of the Temporal Guardian going down, you, Frisk, are forced to pay the ultimate price. Being locked into the same set of paths. Eternally. The plaything of Go An Na forever with even less ability to break out of his power than the denizens of the Underground have to break out of yours. The third goal fails because there is no release. No escape. Should the Temporal Guardian be pacified all of reality is permanently doomed to the pain and suffering it bears now. Forever. Repeatedly."
"Game Over." I set down my cup, now drained, punctuating my next words. "For good."
I stand up, pushing the chair back, and beginning to walk away.
"Obviously, I can't choose what you do from here on out, but I've given you information that should hopefully influence you to make wiser decisions about what order you pacify people in. And when it comes down to it, maybe show the Temporal Guardian a little bit of mercy. Almost everything they've done has been to save reality from the doom we're fighting here. He's sacrified almost everything he has and is to make life a little less dark for the rest of us."

Action 2: I look at the sword that me, and now others, have begun working on. I need a foolproof way to make this sword better. Oh! I know! There is one absolutely foolproof way to make literally anything better.
I rub some bacon on it.

Action 3: Of course, that alone isn't enough, this sword needs to be as great as possible. Normally, gold and silver are the choice materials for embellishing a sword. I don't have either of those so I choose something better. As we all know, silence is golden and duct tape is silver, so I cover the sword in duct tape and then nail a copy of Simon and Garfunkel's Sound of Silence to it. Somehow this makes the sword stronger.

 

[WHM Sukamia]

Using 2 actions, I upgrade the Ordinary Sword. Then, with my last action and all cp (if I have it) I use a Ordinary Normal Attack on Frisk with my Ordinary Sword

 

[Bill Nye]

hehehehhehHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA! NOTHING SHALL STAND BEFORE ME!

Action 1-3: I go after the True Throne. I jump up wielding 2 blasters for my hands. I fire pure Determination into it which causes mini-explosions and holes to pop up. I then spawn 4 red Gaster blasters that are made with Determination. I fire all of my blasters at the throne. Then, as a final attack, I combine all of my lasers into a giant one. The blast completely envelops the Throne. The blast continues until it is out of sight.


Kirby looks at the status of the DT extractor to see that it is almost charged. Suddenly, alarms start to go off as a projectile heads straight towards Kirby. It is a giant red laser that seems to be made of Determination. Kirby takes control of the ship and pulls it away from the blast. The beam continues to fly through into deep space. Kirby tracked its course and found where it's going to land. Kirby goes wide-eyed.

P. Flowey makes the first move and proceeds to save. He saves it in slot 6. Then, he makes his first attack. He rains bombs on everyone. Sans teleports away and Gaster deflects some of the bombs back at P. Flowey which proceeds to take 1 Damage. Gaster goes wide-eyed, "HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?"
"Its his defense. Since he has the power of 6 human souls, he is powered up. We need to last. attacking this guy won't cut it until we can get his defense down. M.A.R.I.A, change into defense mode!"
Shadrix suit starts to change. All of his weapons disappear and are replaced with shields. An energy field appears covering him up. Shadrix's suit gets bigger to increase defense. Then, Shadrix puts his palms up into Gaster and Sans as they both receive an energy shield. Shadrix then prepares for an attack coming at him. Sans proceeds to do the same. Flowey takes this time and pulls out flamethrowers. The flames bounce off of the shields and go back into Flowey which proceeds to take 2 Damage. Flowey then creates Friendliness pellets and attacks them with it. The attacks don't break through the shield and instead just disappeared.

Flowey laughs. His screen now starts to flash a message saying, "WARNING" while accompanied by a siren. Suddenly, His T.V screen goes all static and now a Cyan soul appears. tons of daggers start to form around the 3 and proceeds to stab into the shields. The shields effortlessly block all the knives trying to break through. Shadrix then creates an ACT button and presses it. He calls for help. Suddenly then knives disappear and the cyan soul glows and quickly disappears. P. Flowey comes back and looks angry.


TO BE CONTINUED...


BATTLE SCHEMATIC

Scene = Flowey's battlefield

AC
Shadrix HP: 99999999999999 ATK: ??? DEF: ??? (Suit set into DEF mode) (Filled with DETERMINATION) (Now has an energy shield. 99% integrity)
sans HP: 1 DEF: 1 (Powered by Shadrix's DETERMINATION) (Has a 100% dodge rate) (dodge rate can lower if tired) (Now has an energy shield. 99% integrity)
Gh@st3r HP: 666666 ATK: 6666 DEF: 66666 (Can't be harmed by normal means) (Can glitch out the enemy) (Now has an energy shield. 99% integrity)

PC
Chara HP: 99 ATK: 99 DEF: 99 (Filled with Determination) (Has 7 Butterscotch Pies) (can be revived upon death)
[BOSS] P. Flowey HP: 299,997 ATK: 100 DEF: 99999 (made with Chara's Glitches) (can save and load)

 

[The quiet watcher]

The quiet watcher leaves the town of violence and begins paving a railway through the mountains by way of grabbing Superman and using him as a living plow. Given his invincible frame, it wouldn't even leave him mildly inconvenienced under normal circumstances. As the quiet watcher didn't know that he had been shot full of kryptonite, it left a red smear as the mountains shredded him as much as his body broke the mountains.

Once that was done, he began using Minecraft rails and railcarts to rapidly lay down tracks ahead of him, setting up a railway as fast as he could.

Then he does a round of the Lemon quest as a quick break.

 

[Alastair Dragovich]

Using his first two actions, Alastair steals Eevee Shadow Bacon's Ring of Temptation. Then he uses said ring to do a BONUS SIDEQUEST in Lemon Quest to get THE HAT OF COMPLETION, sacrificing the last ring as part of the Bonus Sidequest! A side effect of doing this is that it disables Hard mode!

Then, Alastair writes and publishes the Quester's Guide to Questing! Now all Lemon Quest parts related to questing is halved!

If Lemon Quest is finished by then, then Alastair instead throws and epic rave party in celebration! In the middle of the hypothetical party, he accidentally destroys Old Man Henderson's Lawn Gnomes, forcing the Old man to spend any and all actions attacking Alastair while said player is on the field!

 

[Krill13]

Eyowe, having lost all 5 Rings of Temptation, comes to his senses...and the first thing he sees is himself all over [Lemon] Quest. Suffice to say, he's a bit unsettled by this.

x2 Action:
For totally no reason whatsoever, Eyowe has the urge to add stuff to Piono's Sword Hilt, so he does.

You know that thing where soldiers carry stuff like family pictures to war for good luck or for some motivation boost? Well, Eyowe added a picture of a pie to the hilt, because of course, who wouldn't fight for pie?

x1 Action:
Eyowe tries assimilating one of his [Lemon] Quest selves into himself, seeing if that'll give him some boost or something.

 

[GoldHero101]

"Time to finish this."

3 ACTION FOCUS - KILL THE LEMONS: I eat Lemon Quest while doing it. Delicious.

 

[Cephalos Jr.]

All Actions: I teleport the Oil Tanker high into the air, then remove its air resistance. As it falls, it crushes Frisk. I then bisect it, causing all the oil to spill out over Frisk. I then light the oil on fire. The Village of Violence is naturally too far away from the main field to be covered in the oil from this, fortunately.

 

[Paradoxdragonpaci]

"Let's hope this doesn't become too...much"

(x1)The Party continues the Nerfing of all things Lemon Quest,made even faster via the generous "donation" of 10 CP
(x2)A sudden Giant Chess Piece lands on Frisk for no discernible reason before disappearing back into some fizzy Energy

 

[AnyaOfFlame]

Action One: I continue on with the Lemon-Quest, while creating a more complete version of the Lemon-Quest booklet. (-1)

Action Two: I Build another progenitor machine (+30 Clones per turn, automatically equipped with sonic guns.) (-1)

Action Three: I launch a huge attack against Momonga with my four hundred clones. (-1)

Free Actions: I send my clones on a hunt for the publishers, they will find them and then bring them to me.
I shall make them suffer.

 

[Daskter]

3x I just keep reading through the journal

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

3 actions: I strap clocks to the Temporal Guardian. All kinds of clocks, really. Grandfather clocks, cuckoo clocks, alarm clocks... and they're all perfectly in sync. Because timey-wimey something something, the Temporal Guardian receives healing.

 

[Captain.Cat]

I decide that at this time it is best to assist The_Two_Eternities in healing the Temporal Guardian. 'I wish for The_Two_Eternities attempt at healing the Temporal Guardian to be empowered so it cause the Temporal Guardian to be healed even more!' Suddenly in a red flash of light a translucent red orb hovers in the before then moving of it's own accord and getting close to the clocks strapped onto the The Temporal Guardian. after a moment the Orb breaks up into dozens of smaller orbs and starts entering into the dozens of different clocks strapped around the Temporal Guardian. Soon the clocks have a red tint to them give off a hum of power. (3 CP)

 

[Moniker]

Hello everyone. I have unfortunate news today, but it must be said. You all want to have the best DefTG possible, however, if I am stressed or overworked, then DefTG will end up as a worse game. Recently, my schoolwork has hit its end-of-year fever pitch, and if I tried to update DefTG under these circumstances, it would surely come out in my work. My schedule has grown too tight to accomodate regular DefTG updates, and if I attempt to squeeze them in, they'll end up rushed - and in a game like DefTG, that relies so much on creative responses and a snappy pace, it will be very noticeable if I try to rush updates and lack the usual energy in my responses. I know you want to have the best game possible, and if my updates are uninspired, it won't be much fun for anyone. That's why I'm taking a significant hiatus.

I'm marking my official return date as 4/25, slightly over 2 weeks from today. This is my longest hiatus ever, and as this game is nearing completion, it should be the longest I ever have to take. I hate to leave you all for so long, but this is the best way for this game to continue without noticeable drops in quality. When I come back, I'll mention you all to let you know, and post a brief reminder of the current Go An Na related happenings.

In the meantime, you can play some of the other ongoing DefTG games to scratch that itch:
Destroy the Godmodder Brawl
DtG: Destroy the Godmodder

Also, take this:

CURSED MEME:

Spoiler

[God]modder

Centuries old godmodders:

 

[JOEbobobob]

there's also CTG
you can't forget CTG
I won't let you forget CTG
you can't forget CTG
there's also CTG
/nul

 

[FlamingFlapjacks]

Shush JOE.
Everyone knows SBURBan reckoning is best game
Please don't hurt me
/null

 

[pionoplayer]

Nah man, it's fine Moniker. Taking a break when you have to is important. It's better to do occasional hiatuses than burn yourself out. Especially this late in the game.

Also I think we had a 3 week hiatus at one point but I can't remember exactly when, so we've survived worse.

Good luck with your end-of-year stuff!
/null

 

[JOEbobobob]

*Pokes flaming flapjacks really hard*
/null

 

[GoldHero101]

/null

Moniker, if you need to take a break, that's more than okay! Heck, it's probably good for you. I'll see you one day before Endgame.

 

[Winkins]

...

Having received word of Moniker coming back from Hiatus on the neat informative plane of Discord, I pull myself to disturb the thread and cast in my actions to have them in the next update should he update in the next coming days as he said.

Feeling well enough to move without the pain of life bearing on me, I turn to the machine that I've set up and spent putting my actions into, bypassing the no-charging rule. I quickly pat the machine's "head" as though it was a child and removed the ability to take my tears of sadness that I was crying for a few turns as an energy source. Quickly, I take manual control of the energy in the machine and start fiddling with it, molding the energy that I spent 3 turns (including this one) into its creation and form it into a futuristic device that can mechashift between a Greatsword and Greatshield.

To explain my weapon, the weapon can be shifted into a large shield or an intimidating twohanded sword, taking an action to shift between. The Greatshield making it so that I take reduced damage and make bodyguarding an ally free, while the Greatsword simply deals out more damaged into a strike.

With that basic explanation out of the way, I hold onto it and hold it in Greatsword form.

 

[General_Urist]

My muse is pretty weak right now....

Thankfully, while the thread was on hiatus I went to university, completed a masters of science in lemonology with straight As, and wrote a well-respected thesis on the suble narratocausal links underlying imperatives pertaining to citrus collection. With my return, I also bring copies of said thesis I distribute far and wide, allowing people everywhere to find hidden shortcuts to the lemon quest!

 

[Moniker]

Everyone! Hello! I'm back from my hiatus, and feeling revitalized. All the IRL stuff I was dealing with has settled down, and now I have more time to work on this game! Thank you all for being so patient.

Now, just as a quick reminder for everyone whose memory is a little dusty:

-You're currently fighting Go An Na, the ultimate evil being whose existence was both began and fulfilled by a 1 Entropic Paradox Roll!
-In order to beat Go An Na's influence, you need to stop the negative effects of every 1-9 Entropic Paradox Roll effect!
-Currently, you've beaten the 8 Spider roll, and you're on the verge of beating the other rolls!
-Lemon Quest is at 734 parts left, with 32 parts complete/action. You have 6 "saves" that protect you from temptation.
-G!Pionoplayer and Frisk are still kicking, but most of the other League of Most Hated Characters are dead. You need to finish them off!
-The True Throne and True Summonspitter need to be finished to properly end the fight against the Sealed Bosses!
-The Temporal Guardian needs to be defended, as you'll lose the fight if he kicks the bucket.
-The Defenders are working with you, but at the start, you were told you'd need to destroy their Tower to win the sidequest you're in...

Without further ado, let's get back at it!

Focused Action: I summon 10 shadow clones and have them complete lemon quest alongside me.

Click to shrink...

The clones clear paths of enemies for you and let you complete parts at a doubled rate! 196 lemon quest parts beaten!

Arbiter, help me out!

2x action plus potential Arbiter assistance:
I jump up onto the Throne, then jump again, high up into the air and start streaking down so that I impact it at high speeds. These speeds are so much the higher because I'm using some rockets to literally rocket down into the Throne, pushing it towards the ground with the force of my impact.

The Throne would just slam into the ground, but there's something in the way: the Summmonspitter. The Throne crushes the Summonspitter deep into the ground and goes down with it.

Now the Throne and the Summonspitter sit at the bottom of a very deep, oddly narrow hole. It didn't make a crater because I lined the area around the Summonspitter with timelocked steel: utterly unbreakable without temporal shenanigans.

Then I fill the hole with lava, still with the Throne and Summonspitter trapped inside, and let it cool.

1x action:
I take a look at Piono's in-progress sword, and decide to start small with how I boost it. I build a Laser Beam Emitter into the base of the sword. Now, when the sword is swung, it will shoot laser beams in the direction of the swing.

Click to shrink...

Action submitted for Arbiter powering up! A good bit of MMA-style warfare never hurt anybody, except for the enemies on the receiving end.

Piono's sword is powered up! Now it is the Laser Sword Hilt!

The Heir notices Piono's sword thing. He decides to help out. His hoodie glows green and grey, and suddenly, the hilt begins to develop a blade. A simple test of the edge, however, would show it to be impossibly sharp, having a cutting edge small enough to cleanly bisect electrons, with proper aim.
Having done that, he proceeds to take action to deal with Frisk. His hoodie glows teal, and suddenly, Frisk can no longer find the temporal guardian, no matter how hard they try. This may be the result of a mental block added into their mind. They also find an inexplicable urge to try to pacify the Auto Sniper, since it seems to have no purpose but to harm. There is no way for the Defenders to know why this happens.
If the above doesn't take too many actions, and he dodges the lemon quest, the Heir reads more of the weather beaten journal, which he begins to suspect is the only honest one.

Click to shrink...

Piono's sword is now the Sharp Laser Sword Hilt!

Lemon quest tempts you... but so many others have worked on it, and its almost done... you shake it off. 8 saves left.

Frisk is immune to most urges - resisting the urge to murder everything is pretty tough, after all! In spite of that, oddly enough, the Temporal Guardian seems to constantly escape their notice. Every time they look at where the Temporal Guardian should be, they find themselves looking at something else instead. Frisk doesn't remember themselves being so willingly distracted by bushes, insects, and paint drying.

The next entry in the Weathered Journal:

Alright, next entry here. I flew around a bunch, made a few quarries. It all seems like normal Minecraft. I made sure to strip-mine a whole bunch of stuff and get us some gear - not that its any use, with our Player powers so easily outstripping anything we can make. I'm really just bored. The other Players have yet to get back from their sidequest.

In any case, while hunting around, I did find one interesting thing. Another journal, similar to this one. It seems like its in really good condition, and was similar to mine, but - it only tells a story of a perfectly ordinary and boring quest which then ends in them being returned home. I'm immediately suspicious - I believe the spiel we were given at the beginning of the quest indicated we were the first to come here.

I plan on confronting the Defender Captain again with my buddy and asking him about it. But maybe I should wait for the other Players to get back... Urf... that's all for now.

FOCUS

I direct the Autosniper to fire at the True Throne, then I set about completing parts of Lemon Quest alongside dozens of golems of my creation.

Click to shrink...

The Autosniper nods.

With your golems, you manage to get double the parts completed! Another 192 parts down!

At this point, massive amounts of parts have been completed for you. Lemon Quest's "overarching plotline", such as it is, has coalesced in you now mostly returning things, finishing up mini-storylines, and closing the circle of your utterly obscene trade chain. You're almost back to that original NPC. Almost!

1. The sword of the pianoman... I install a small explosive in the hilt. When the blade shatters after a strike, the explosive goes boom, throwing the sword's shrapnel at the entity the sword broke on.
2. The sword blade that Ender started... I begin to engrave the runes of the dawi onto it. Runes for added durability, runes for additional sharpness, runes for truestrike... all are there.
3. I portal the True summonspitter a million miles up... and let it fall.

Click to shrink...

Piono now has the Explosive Sharp Laser Blade Hilt! You also add even more onto Ender_Smirk's addition, making it the SharpER sword!

(Almost tempted by Lemon Quest. There's still a bunch of saves left.)

WHUMP. 70,000 damage to the True Summonspitter. What a pity that it broke through the ground and fell into a cave full of creepers. I guess it still would have been okay after that, if the creepers hadn't blown it up and dropped the Summonspitter down a ravine into more lava. And maybe the True Summonspitter would've still made it out, if the ground it dragged itself onto hadn't been right on the doorstep of the exceedingly rare triple-skeleton-dungeon combination.

A piece of paper floats down from the sky. It hits the ground without a sound and just sits there. On it, there are words. "What words?" one may ask. Well, that's a difficult to answer question. In theory, its the greatest character description ever written. Of course, the writer doesn't know what that is. In fact, the writer has no clue what to write. He/She would really enjoy some sort of thought provoking introduction that is really deep and extremely entertaining. Alas, the writer has nothing. One could say that the writer has writer's block...
Silence...
The sound of friction is heard on the paper. All of that indecipherable nonsense slowly fades away. A chalky sort of sound starts up as the friction ends. Two words appear on the paper. "Writer's Block." It isn't much. In fact, it isn't anything at all. But somewhere, it has meaning. In some way or another, these two words are the key to something great.
The paper emits a dim, white glow. It seems to spread out and grow. A misty veil starts to form around it. A blurred shape rises. Anticipation sets in as it slowly becomes visible. The shape breaks free from its portal of papyrus. It looks magnificent. It's a... It's a... It's a...

Black Box​

That is all. It's just a black box. The sense of genius fades quickly dies. What could possibly be the use of a floating, black box?
Action Yī - The black box starts to ripple. It sways back and forth, almost as if it is made of gelatin. A small hole appears in the center of it. From it, a normal person falls. He stands up and looks around. He seems confused at why everything is so square and what is in front of him. As he does so, he pats his pants pockets. He panics and pulls his pockets out. He finds nothing. He folds them back in and yells, "Who stole my wallet!?" He turns around and sees Old Man Henderson. The generic person peers at him, suspiciously. He never trusted old men. He takes his fancy dress shoe off of his foot and waves it around. "Did you steal my wallet!?" he screams. He rushes forwards at Old Man Henderson. He slams the bottom of his shoe right in Henderson's mouth. He follows this up by thrusting it right at Henderson's neck. As he does so, a small blade extends out of the front of it, just in time to cut Old Man Henderson. The person looks at his shoe, surprised. He then looks back up at Henderson. "Where's my wallet?" he commands. He stares right into Henderson's eyes and decides Henderson doesn't have it. He puts his shoe back on and wonders about who does.
Action Èr - With his interrogation of the old man complete, the generic person searches around for people who could have stolen his wallet. His eyes fall upon the True Throne. What if he lost it in the cushion of that chair? He heads over, completely ignoring the person sitting in the throne. He gets to the side of it and plunges his hand into the cushion. He feels around inside, but can't seem to find anything. He does feel what he thinks are magic scepters, or maybe priceless crowns. However, he can't find his wallet. He pulls his hand out of the throne's cushion and shakes it around. It was extremely warm in there. So, he does the logical thing and waves his hand around at it, trying to cool the chair down. As he does this, his sleeve shrinks back on his arm. By doing this, it reveals a metal plate that was covering his arm. The generic person looks at this, feeling extremely confused. He decides to take this off and use it to fan the chair. After waving it around a few times, his arms tire. He drops the metal plate onto the throne. Upon contact with the throne, metal spikes pop out of it, impaling the arm of the throne. The person can't take any more surprises. He decides to take the metal plate out of the chair, not wanting to damage it too badly.
Action Sān - While he removes the plate, the person finally notices the guy in the chair. It occurs to him he still hasn't found his wallet. It also occurs to him that people in thrones steal riches from their people. It finally occurs to him that his wallet is valuable. After putting two and two together, the generic person realizes that the guy in the throne might have stolen his wallet. "Give me my wallet." He demands. This time, he takes off his tie. He swings it around over his head and uses it as a sort of whip to assault the guy in the throne. He lands the first one, but it does basically nothing. He thinks to himself, "Why am I using this as a whip?" He tries the same hit again, but this time, the tie sort of solidifies. It changes from a whimpy cloth tie to an actually painful whip. He lashes out against the guy in the throne, who grimaces in pain. The generic person tries one more hit, but the tie somehow redirects itself around the generic person's neck. It ties itself smoothly and reestablishes the generic person's style.
While all of this happened, the black box was just sitting around. However, now that the person is done failing to find his wallet, the box opens. Inside, there is a simple wallet. The generic person notices this and runs over to the box. He leaps in and grabs the wallet. He reads the ID on it and sees his name. Under his name, he sees a strange string of numbers. On the back of it, words reading, "Agent 348," are written in marker. As the box closes, the person gives out a loud gasp and shouts, "I remember!" Then he is gone, the only sign of his existance being the black box.

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Hello, and welcome to the game! O.R.I.G.I.N. , I'm sorry to say you hopped in right as I went on hiatus... but you're plenty welcome to play!

When one needs to find a wallet, you do what it takes. Its an immutable law of Reality. Good entry post! During the walletfinder's shenanigans, he deals 70,000 damage to Old Man Henderson, and 140,000 damage to the True Throne! Also he gets his wallet.

(At one point he is almost distracted by Lemon Quest. However, the temptation to complete his Wallet Quest is far greater!)

[0] "Moniker, the thread you're looking at has the same metaphysical ID as this entire fight. If not for Go An Na's second chance blocking time travel, i'd say its likely from the future. If it has more then 289 pages, i suspect you'll be able to see the future with it."
"Think long and hard before you decide whether to read it."
"(Though it is, of course, possible it's an alternate version of this fight, or diverges a short time before its equivalent of Go An Na.)"
"(or is compeltely fictionln")
of course, using my portal into the soul of hexagonafield, it is simple to read over his shoulder. whats it say?
Priority 1)I grab Rapture from the now-dead DLE Pionoplayer. does this need to be destroyed for us to win? It's not an entity...
Priority 2) I Point out that the soul-sword would be indestructible as long as they don't know how to undo the enchantment, and put the pieces back together,before searching DLE!JOE's inventory dimension thing for the items; sanitizing a rock wouldn't make it explode, so the only logical explanation for the lack of items is if they were stored in a hard-to-see way.
Priority L // 3 : This action is a direct lemonquest action. Therefore, if lemonquest tries to steal one of my actions, I do this action as the lemonquest action and do the other afterwards.

All lemon quest NPCs should obviously include the NPC of the first trade of lemonquest! They now believe any item to be equivalent to Old Man Jenkins' Xylophone! I give them the cobblestone block that Was hiding the perfect condition and weathered journals! They proceed to give me the lemon in exchange for "TOTALLY OLD MAN JENKINS XYLOPHONE"! Lemonquest, completed?!?!?!?!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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That's... a good point. Excellent observation... I'll read... carefully.

Rapture snagged. It seems to still have the majority of its ordinary properties, except of course properties which would be OP or unfitting for the Reality of DefTG. Reality doesn't remember off the top of its head what those properties were, so an exact listing can't yet be given.

DLE!JOEbob's stuff is definitely gone. You searched everywhere. It just isn't there. Perhaps its for the best. None of this stuff from fictionland should be allowed to stick around, if you ask me.

64 parts of Lemon Quest complete!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!???? For some reason, you feel like the quest would completely break if you did that. So instead you use the cobblestone block to double the effectiveness of your efforts!

1. I use liquid oxygen to make the last ring of temptation rust and break apart.
2. I distract Frisk from pacifing us with puns.
3. I then proceed to rupture the oil tanker with my flaming chainsaw.

Taking the hit : This turn if another player or [AG] entity is attacked, I will take the hit instead.

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You feel the faintest traces of a Lemon Quest temptation. But then it goes away. It has little power over you, now.

Last Ring of Temptation broken! You feel something lift...

You put an actual Pacifier in Frisk's mouth and then call him... PACIFIED. Frisk gives you the blankest yet most judgmental stare anyone has ever been given. Already aggravated from being unable to pinpoint the Temporal Guardian, Frisk decides to just not pacify anything this turn!

You rupture the FWOOOOOOOMMMM!

The area around Frisk, and containing Frisk, and also the area on Frisk's clothes is immediately consumed by flames! All the other enemies scuttle away to the other half of the valley, as Frisk finds himself in the middle of a fiery hellstorm! Frisk enters his combat mode, and to his terror finds that the flames have filled up the entire black-and-white square! His SOUL, and also his physical body (but mostly his physical body) take 5 damage!

*something something damage resistance*

So the Auto-sniper has the ability to charge up its attack...I want that. Seriously, how many more entities of mine would be alive if all those turns spent not attacking still could do damage?

Pulling out a green crystal I grind it into dust and blow the crystal's dust out of my hands. In the air the dust inexplicably forms into a vaguely human shape and as its features grow clearer as time passes it becomes clear who it is, Undead Einstein. A mere shade of his former self conjured forth from beyond undeath, Undead Einstein holds out his hands until strange devices appear in them and then he gets work studying the mechanics of the Auto-sniper's chargeable attack.

If anyone interrupts him Undead Einstein will merely conjure up a sign and a magnifying glass that then float to the individual bothering him, the teeny tiny text on the wooden sign detailing his sole intentions and actions are relating to studying the Auto-sniper's attack charging mechanic for replicable purposes.

Once he finishes his work Undead Einstein drifts back over to me and provides me the research he's collected on replicating such a mechanic along with a highly detailed report on the Auto-sniper's design before the summoning loses power and he fades from existence. So long, old friend. (x2)

As Old Man Henderson tries to evade the police forces engaging him he happens to come across a stray tree. Leaping into the air Old Man Henderson launches himself through the tree's leaves in an attempt to break line of sight Old Man Henderson discovers the tree's inhabitants, a bee hive he just smashed his way through.

Naturally, the bees aren't happy about this turn of events and they set to work making Old Man Henderson pay for his actions with excessive stinging. As this particular hive is made up of cyborg killer bees they are not only able to sting multiple times but they're more than willingly to chase Old Man Henderson for miles. Good luck focusing enough to attack something with such a determined swarm gunning for you! (x1)

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You take the spirit of Undead Einstein's report. It outlines detailed instructions for potentially replicating this ability, and notes that the process is likely to incur significant CP costs. As none of your inventory items will be coming with you once you leave this, you commit the report to memory.

Old Man Henderson, cursing up a storm, is now being chased by Cyborg Killer bees! I generally don't feel much sympathy for Old Man Henderson-type characters, but... right now... I gotta say... poor guy...

Old Man Henderson now has one less attack per turn, and is taking significantly more damage every turn!

ES is about to go ahead and attack someone when he suddenly stops, and then nods. He's apparently just heard something.

Immediately, he gets to work summoning some gear with all his actions. A powerful railrifle with phase ammunition, it could fire a deadly round enhanced with who knows what that is fully capable of bypassing all attacks. With a mix of temporarily moving to an alternate dimension and teleporting past defences, this round could get anywhere. Shields? Don't work. Bodyguards? Don't work. Walls? Definitely don't work. Sure, it's a bit tricky to use properly, and breaks down after only one high-power shot, but if used properly it will always hit its targets and do tremendous damage.

(The desired mechanical effect is as follows: a one-use item that allows the next attack its user makes to bypass most forms of defense, including attack shields, redirectors and the like, body blocking, armor, and such similar things. Using this item requires an action itself, so the following attack will have, at most, 2 actions put into it.)

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(Lemon Quest calls to you. You ignore it.)

Railrifle constructed! You get one 2-action attack that can bypass all forms of defense. Do note that this must be used before the sidequest ends, otherwise you'll have to leave it behind and lose it!

OOC: heck, I kinda meant for the sword hilt to be listed in what it's damage output would be after quenching, as opposed to levels. The idea was that things like "I upgrade the sword" give it less power, while a few more well thought out sentences together would give a boost, so that I (and other folks) am(/are) not incentivized to just go 'I upgrade my sword' repeatedly. Doing it in Levels means that there's no functional difference between actually doing something, and just tossing an action at it because you can't be bothered to do something else.

I nod at G!Pionoplayer. "Sounds like a deal to me. I haven't got any good entity ideas at the moment anyways so this works out in my favor. Speaking of which, I think I'll do you one. Yes, officially speaking you have to be removed in order to take down Go An Na. I thought you'd caught on to that when I went through my explanation. Actually speaking, you're a Piono aren't you? You should be able to figure a way out of this mess right? You've gotten out of worse.
For the record, my original plan was to discuss with you whether you wanted to try breaking your connection to Go An Na, or just send you back home with some useful information on your situation and the Multiverse in general. Ultimately, I guess you can go for either of those as you wish. You're gonna be out of my hair one way or another."

I 'turn' to Moniker. "You're in the wrong forum. If the archive has some kind of proper search engine to it what you want to search up is 'Destroy the Godmodder' not 'Defeat'. There's a Piono in the thread you're looking at, sure, but it's not the one I got Go An Na to summon."

Action 1: I walk over to Frisk, and invite them to sit down with me as I conjure up a table, some chairs, and the various things which one needs to make golden flower tea (one of Frisk's preferences if I recall correctly)
"Don't worry, I'm not trying to convince you to change sides, I know where the two of us stand in relation to each other and at the moment I've got more urgent matters than you 'pacifying' entities."
I sit down at the table and begin making motions with one of my arms, lifting the teapot into the air, pouring water into it mixed with some of the tea and then properly boiling it with fire magic while it floats in the air.
"Look, I'll be straight with you, while we may generally be a violent bunch, you can't solve everything with pacifism. Asriel gave you that piece of advice too, right? You had to fight Asgore, you had to fight Flowey. I'm fairly certain you fought... well, that's a discussion for another time."
The teapot begins boiling, and with another gesture, it pours out some of the readied tea into the teacups.
"I'm not trying to excuse our actions, definitely not trying to excuse mine I've definitely sent myself well past the realm of what's acceptable in my time. I know that some of us here should be exonerated..." I look around at some of the others. Captain.Cat, Winkins. I turn to look back at Frisk. "But I'm definitely not the one who should be passing judgement. My job is breaking things, pure and simple, and that includes people often enough that solving moral quandries isn't something you delegate to me. Sugar?"
Frisk gestures for how much sugar they want in their tea, and I nod, with another gesture of my own dropping the requested sugar cubes into their cup. A small flask of purple liquid rises up and pours a little bit into my own. The two stirring spoons rise up and begin stirring the additives into the cups of tea as the cups float down in front of their respective owners.
"Of course, that probably makes you wonder why I'm telling you this, if I want something from you. The answer to that is simple. You don't want to pacify the Temporal Guardian, at least not yet. They are currently the only thing between Go An Na and throwing reality into an eternal never ending loop of pain and suffering. An eternal bad ending. For everyone. I know quite well that neither of you locked in that head wants that."
I take a sip from my cup of tea.
"One of you, depending on position and personal goals, wants either to befriend everyone and bring about a properly peaceful ending or to just screw around and do whatever they feel like while using the power of Determination to avoid the consequences. Which it is is hard to tell at this point. The other of you wants to end the eternal pain and suffering that reality is stuck with, by any means necessary. All three of those goals hit a very definite GAME OVER should the Temporal Guardian be pacified and his time stop be disabled."
I take another sip from my cup.
"The first goal fails because reality will always, from the point of failure onwards, reboot in the middle of the single most devastating, pain-inducing, awful war to ever exist. No happy endings ever again. The second goal fails because in the event of the Temporal Guardian going down, you, Frisk, are forced to pay the ultimate price. Being locked into the same set of paths. Eternally. The plaything of Go An Na forever with even less ability to break out of his power than the denizens of the Underground have to break out of yours. The third goal fails because there is no release. No escape. Should the Temporal Guardian be pacified all of reality is permanently doomed to the pain and suffering it bears now. Forever. Repeatedly."
"Game Over." I set down my cup, now drained, punctuating my next words. "For good."
I stand up, pushing the chair back, and beginning to walk away.
"Obviously, I can't choose what you do from here on out, but I've given you information that should hopefully influence you to make wiser decisions about what order you pacify people in. And when it comes down to it, maybe show the Temporal Guardian a little bit of mercy. Almost everything they've done has been to save reality from the doom we're fighting here. He's sacrified almost everything he has and is to make life a little less dark for the rest of us."

Action 2: I look at the sword that me, and now others, have begun working on. I need a foolproof way to make this sword better. Oh! I know! There is one absolutely foolproof way to make literally anything better.
I rub some bacon on it.

Action 3: Of course, that alone isn't enough, this sword needs to be as great as possible. Normally, gold and silver are the choice materials for embellishing a sword. I don't have either of those so I choose something better. As we all know, silence is golden and duct tape is silver, so I cover the sword in duct tape and then nail a copy of Simon and Garfunkel's Sound of Silence to it. Somehow this makes the sword stronger.

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Alright, the sword is now using the ADJECTIVAL system. Adjectives of varying coolness affect the performance, and level is only a measure of raw action power.

I don't know how you managed to turn to face the fifth-dimensional piece of Reality through which my terminal displays your current surroundings, but you did. Great.

In any case, my curiosity is aroused. I've gotta read this thing. My archive software says G!Pionoplayer is definitely here.

Okay. Reading... reading...

...

...Oh.

...

...I have to say, I'm really with the Temporal Guardian on messing with Time and Reality-related things. Dealing with that stuff for minor conveniences can cause major problems. So I will give you the BRIEFEST of summaries. Essentially, everything in that thread went precisely the same, right up until it came time to slay Alice - you ended up deciding to let Altair kill her after all.

Once that happened, the Godmodder had an open slot for an apprentice, and put out a call to the other Players. After a fierce competition, mostly fought between the man who is now G!Pionoplayer and that Reality's JOEbob, Pionoplayer became the Godmodder's Apprentice. From there, a whole bunch of things happened resulting in his current situation being... what it is. I don't think I should tell you much more than that, but... it ended in the deaths of everyone but G!Pionoplayer, who left to find a new Reality, and coincidentally ended up here.

But this thread... on this forum... it's some kind of anomaly. Is it an alternate timeline? Or some manifestation of Go An Na's influence? Either way, I'm going to permanently delete it from this archive - and everywhere else it may or may not be, when I get a chance. It needs to go. Trust me on this one.

...

...Your actions! Right! Your actions! Here we go!

Frisk stares blankly. Perhaps your speech is sinking in! ...Or, uh, maybe he fell asleep with his eyes open.

The sword now has the BACON adjective! The enemies gasp and back away - now they're REALLY scared! You cut them a wicked grin, and lick your sword, both for intimidation and also because it has bacon on it.

You remember the old adage: If duct tape isn't solving your problem, you just aren't using enough! You go to the nearby Minecraft home depot and grab 3 industrial-size rolls of duct tape. The sword is now Duct-Taped and Silent in addition to Bacon!

G!Pionoplayer's post:

You know what, little me? You're completely right. Not to worry Moniker, I can see the hints you're having this NPCP drop here. I've got this.

I decide to use all my actions this turn conjuring up something familiar... a God Tier Bed. From Homestuck! I'll just lay right down on this bed, shish ke bab myself, get right on back up, hopefully freed from Go An Na's curse and with an extra layer of conditional immortality on top of the layers I already have!

I lay on the God Tier Bed. Next turn, I'll use the actions to stab myself. I also double-check all the variables... I have a dreamself that I just made up now, I hit the top of my AGES ago... things should be good...

Also, P!Pionoplayer, Moniker was overall right about the nature of my old Reality. ...Old Reality? I guess it sounds a bit odd to say. So Alice is still alive here? She's probably gonna come back and our decision will bite us in the butt at some point...

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You make a God Tier Bed, and lay down on it! I give no guarantees as to the success of this plan, though I suppose it has some merit.

(Psssst. Players. If you don't want my advice that's fine, but I'm not sure if the God Tier plan will work and I'm also not sure its worth risking Reality on. God Tier beds only work when they're unmodified. An action or two spent "improving" the God Tier Bed could nip this issue in the bud.)

Using 2 actions, I upgrade the Ordinary Sword. Then, with my last action and all cp (if I have it) I use a Ordinary Normal Attack on Frisk with my Ordinary Sword

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The Ordinary Sword is now the extraOrdinary Sword! You hack and slash Frisk with it until the sword bends and breaks! 2.1 damage to Frisk!

hehehehhehHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA! NOTHING SHALL STAND BEFORE ME!

Action 1-3: I go after the True Throne. I jump up wielding 2 blasters for my hands. I fire pure Determination into it which causes mini-explosions and holes to pop up. I then spawn 4 red Gaster blasters that are made with Determination. I fire all of my blasters at the throne. Then, as a final attack, I combine all of my lasers into a giant one. The blast completely envelops the Throne. The blast continues until it is out of sight.


Kirby looks at the status of the DT extractor to see that it is almost charged. Suddenly, alarms start to go off as a projectile heads straight towards Kirby. It is a giant red laser that seems to be made of Determination. Kirby takes control of the ship and pulls it away from the blast. The beam continues to fly through into deep space. Kirby tracked its course and found where it's going to land. Kirby goes wide-eyed.

P. Flowey makes the first move and proceeds to save. He saves it in slot 6. Then, he makes his first attack. He rains bombs on everyone. Sans teleports away and Gaster deflects some of the bombs back at P. Flowey which proceeds to take 1 Damage. Gaster goes wide-eyed, "HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?"
"Its his defense. Since he has the power of 6 human souls, he is powered up. We need to last. attacking this guy won't cut it until we can get his defense down. M.A.R.I.A, change into defense mode!"
Shadrix suit starts to change. All of his weapons disappear and are replaced with shields. An energy field appears covering him up. Shadrix's suit gets bigger to increase defense. Then, Shadrix puts his palms up into Gaster and Sans as they both receive an energy shield. Shadrix then prepares for an attack coming at him. Sans proceeds to do the same. Flowey takes this time and pulls out flamethrowers. The flames bounce off of the shields and go back into Flowey which proceeds to take 2 Damage. Flowey then creates Friendliness pellets and attacks them with it. The attacks don't break through the shield and instead just disappeared.

Flowey laughs. His screen now starts to flash a message saying, "WARNING" while accompanied by a siren. Suddenly, His T.V screen goes all static and now a Cyan soul appears. tons of daggers start to form around the 3 and proceeds to stab into the shields. The shields effortlessly block all the knives trying to break through. Shadrix then creates an ACT button and presses it. He calls for help. Suddenly then knives disappear and the cyan soul glows and quickly disappears. P. Flowey comes back and looks angry.


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BATTLE SCHEMATIC

Scene = Flowey's battlefield

AC
Shadrix HP: 99999999999999 ATK: ??? DEF: ??? (Suit set into DEF mode) (Filled with DETERMINATION) (Now has an energy shield. 99% integrity)
sans HP: 1 DEF: 1 (Powered by Shadrix's DETERMINATION) (Has a 100% dodge rate) (dodge rate can lower if tired) (Now has an energy shield. 99% integrity)
Gh@st3r HP: 666666 ATK: 6666 DEF: 66666 (Can't be harmed by normal means) (Can glitch out the enemy) (Now has an energy shield. 99% integrity)

PC
Chara HP: 99 ATK: 99 DEF: 99 (Filled with Determination) (Has 7 Butterscotch Pies) (can be revived upon death)
[BOSS] P. Flowey HP: 299,997 ATK: 100 DEF: 99999 (made with Chara's Glitches) (can save and load)

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200,000 damage to the True Throne! The True Throne cringes at the Undertale reference as it goes flying off into the distance!

The quiet watcher leaves the town of violence and begins paving a railway through the mountains by way of grabbing Superman and using him as a living plow. Given his invincible frame, it wouldn't even leave him mildly inconvenienced under normal circumstances. As the quiet watcher didn't know that he had been shot full of kryptonite, it left a red smear as the mountains shredded him as much as his body broke the mountains.

Once that was done, he began using Minecraft rails and railcarts to rapidly lay down tracks ahead of him, setting up a railway as fast as he could.

Then he does a round of the Lemon quest as a quick break.

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You construct and complete a solid 25% of the railway! Its a big mountain, but you've made good progress. The Pacified Superman is slain completely, and of course you complete a sweet 32 parts of Lemon Quest.

Using his first two actions, Alastair steals Eevee Shadow Bacon's Ring of Temptation. Then he uses said ring to do a BONUS SIDEQUEST in Lemon Quest to get THE HAT OF COMPLETION, sacrificing the last ring as part of the Bonus Sidequest! A side effect of doing this is that it disables Hard mode!

Then, Alastair writes and publishes the Quester's Guide to Questing! Now all Lemon Quest parts related to questing is halved!

If Lemon Quest is finished by then, then Alastair instead throws and epic rave party in celebration! In the middle of the hypothetical party, he accidentally destroys Old Man Henderson's Lawn Gnomes, forcing the Old man to spend any and all actions attacking Alastair while said player is on the field!

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You manage to glitch through some walls without the ring, or rather, using the ghost paradox image of the ring in the past! -10% Lemon Quest Stability, but Hard Mode disabled! You then follow your own questing guide to complete 64 parts! Almost... almost there...!

Eyowe, having lost all 5 Rings of Temptation, comes to his senses...and the first thing he sees is himself all over [Lemon] Quest. Suffice to say, he's a bit unsettled by this.

x2 Action:
For totally no reason whatsoever, Eyowe has the urge to add stuff to Piono's Sword Hilt, so he does.

You know that thing where soldiers carry stuff like family pictures to war for good luck or for some motivation boost? Well, Eyowe added a picture of a pie to the hilt, because of course, who wouldn't fight for pie?

x1 Action:
Eyowe tries assimilating one of his [Lemon] Quest selves into himself, seeing if that'll give him some boost or something.

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Pionoplayer looks at his new motivational pie hilt. He feels a burst of odd fondness and motivation, staring at the pie. Its kind of freaking him out. He can't even remember the last pie he had. Can he?

You suddenly feel a rising and returning obsession with Lemon Quest, and rush to complete another 128 parts with the self you absorbed! You stop just sort of the finish line.

You only have a handful of parts left. One more action, and you'll finally get Old Man Jenkin's xylophone, and hand it off for access to the lemons. Almost. ALMOST.

"Time to finish this."

3 ACTION FOCUS - KILL THE LEMONS: I eat Lemon Quest while doing it. Delicious.

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Lemon Quest Completed!

Quest Rewards:
+10 XP
+2 Diamonds
+10 Bottles of Enchanting
+1 Renown

Advancement: Lemon Lover

(Everyone looks your way as you acquire the lemons, closing an absolutely obscene trade loop! Everyone decides to take a moment to feast once the turn is over!)

All Actions: I teleport the Oil Tanker high into the air, then remove its air resistance. As it falls, it crushes Frisk. I then bisect it, causing all the oil to spill out over Frisk. I then light the oil on fire. The Village of Violence is naturally too far away from the main field to be covered in the oil from this, fortunately.

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The Oil Tanker was also destroyed... so you SUMMON ANOTHER ONE! Frisk catches on fire! AGAIN! 1.6 damage!

"Let's hope this doesn't become too...much"

(x1)The Party continues the Nerfing of all things Lemon Quest,made even faster via the generous "donation" of 10 CP
(x2)A sudden Giant Chess Piece lands on Frisk for no discernible reason before disappearing back into some fizzy Energy

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With Lemon Quest fully dealt with, you opt to direct extra power into hurting Frisk! 1.5 damage!

Action One: I continue on with the Lemon-Quest, while creating a more complete version of the Lemon-Quest booklet. (-1)

Action Two: I Build another progenitor machine (+30 Clones per turn, automatically equipped with sonic guns.) (-1)

Action Three: I launch a huge attack against Momonga with my four hundred clones. (-1)

Free Actions: I send my clones on a hunt for the publishers, they will find them and then bring them to me.
I shall make them suffer.

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Momonga is dead, and Lemon Quest is complete... so you go after Boruto instead! Your massive amount of clones get stabbed to death by Boruto in a frenzy of Marty-Stu style epic fighting, but in the end, you manage to catch Boruto off-guard and deliver the final blow! Boruto slain!

3x I just keep reading through the journal

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Weathered or Perfect Condition? It was Perfect Condition last time, so I'll assume the same. You find the Perfect Condition Journal has only one entry left.

Its time to leave! Me and my friends are ready to head back! This sidequest was a fun diversion, and thanks to the Defender Captain, we completed it easily! Hurrah!

Next, an entry of the weather-beaten journal:

I confronted the Defender Captain, after voicing my concerns to the my other friend. I... maybe yelled too much when I was talking to him. He handled it with surprising grace and told me that there was a sort of "test run" with this sidequest, and so the journal probably came from that. I'm not sure why I got so angry... I think I've just been really stressed out. I fought the godmodder so I would be able to live life in the fast lane, but I'm being driven up the walls with nothing to do!

And to be perfectly honest, the Defender Captain gives me the creeps. He's done absolutely nothing but build a handful of defenses and craft some better gear for himself, but...

The entry ends there. You turn to the next one.

The rest of the Players got back, very confused. They said they had gone to the location the Defender Captain had illustrated, but there was nothing there. They searched a lot of land for a long time, and found nothing. The Defender Captain illustrated that the "quest thing" they needed had moved, and gave them detailed instructions on how to catch it next time. The detailed instructions involved a surprising amount of statue-building and stakeouts, but the Defender Captain was very convincing and the others seemed on board, so I didn't say anything.

Now they're gone, and they left me and the other guy on watch duty. Again. I should've said something. I should've made them take me! I'm going out of my mind! But... agh, what to do...

Lately, I've felt... weaker. I haven't been able to do as much with my Player powers as I used to just a few hours ago. I wonder if the others feel alright.

3 actions: I strap clocks to the Temporal Guardian. All kinds of clocks, really. Grandfather clocks, cuckoo clocks, alarm clocks... and they're all perfectly in sync. Because timey-wimey something something, the Temporal Guardian receives healing.

Click to shrink...

How excellently thematic! In addition, red orbs cover up the clocks, and you can feel more and more power pouring into them! A humming noise begins to grow, and the Temporal Guardian receives 350,000 current and max HP!

I decide that at this time it is best to assist The_Two_Eternities in healing the Temporal Guardian. 'I wish for The_Two_Eternities attempt at healing the Temporal Guardian to be empowered so it cause the Temporal Guardian to be healed even more!' Suddenly in a red flash of light a translucent red orb hovers in the before then moving of it's own accord and getting close to the clocks strapped onto the The Temporal Guardian. after a moment the Orb breaks up into dozens of smaller orbs and starts entering into the dozens of different clocks strapped around the Temporal Guardian. Soon the clocks have a red tint to them give off a hum of power. (3 CP)

Click to shrink...

...

Having received word of Moniker coming back from Hiatus on the neat informative plane of Discord, I pull myself to disturb the thread and cast in my actions to have them in the next update should he update in the next coming days as he said.

Feeling well enough to move without the pain of life bearing on me, I turn to the machine that I've set up and spent putting my actions into, bypassing the no-charging rule. I quickly pat the machine's "head" as though it was a child and removed the ability to take my tears of sadness that I was crying for a few turns as an energy source. Quickly, I take manual control of the energy in the machine and start fiddling with it, molding the energy that I spent 3 turns (including this one) into its creation and form it into a futuristic device that can mechashift between a Greatsword and Greatshield.

To explain my weapon, the weapon can be shifted into a large shield or an intimidating twohanded sword, taking an action to shift between. The Greatshield making it so that I take reduced damage and make bodyguarding an ally free, while the Greatsword simply deals out more damaged into a strike.

With that basic explanation out of the way, I hold onto it and hold it in Greatsword form.

Click to shrink...

Greatsword/Shield created! Do note that it should be used before the end of the sidequest, as you'll have to leave it behind once the sidequest ends!

My muse is pretty weak right now....

Thankfully, while the thread was on hiatus I went to university, completed a masters of science in lemonology with straight As, and wrote a well-respected thesis on the suble narratocausal links underlying imperatives pertaining to citrus collection. With my return, I also bring copies of said thesis I distribute far and wide, allowing people everywhere to find hidden shortcuts to the lemon quest!

Click to shrink...

Lemon Quest is complete! Instead, you set up a proper lemon-eating party, with plenty of water and antacids to go around, as well as several hand-washing stations - there's sure to be some sticky hands! In just a moment, it'll be lemon time!

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V:

Frisk has no beds left. He's down to 6.3 HP. And now, he's just been given a major talking to by Pionoplayer.

He looks down on and thinks about things for a moment. And then, he makes a decision. Frisk officially decides that now, just this once, it's time to FI-

I will seize your SOUL, rebellious one.
I will seize your SOUL, rebellious one.
I will seize your SOUL, rebellious one.
I will seize your SOUL, rebellious one.
I will seize your SOUL, rebellious one.

Frisk feels the himself being consumed. He comes to his feet and begins stumbling towards the Temporal Guardian, now suddenly able to see him once again. He reaches out his finger, points at the Temporal Guardian, AND-

But it refused.

Frisk refuses! He REFUSES to become a tool of this truly evil being - like Chara on steroids! Frisk grabs out the True Knife, realizing he'll only have control over his SOUL for a brief moment, and - he stops being a pacifist, and stabs himself! Already weakened to 6.3, Frisk's HP is instantly reduced to nothing!

Frisk slain!

Frisk falls to the ground, and begins crumbling to dust. It seems this is the end. At least, he was no tool.

Another one of the League of Most Hated Characters falls.

AG:

Right! Arbiter action is GO!

Following Karpinsky's suggestion, the True Throne is lifted up into the air! Approximately 1,000,000,000,000 blocks into the air! As the True Throne begins to fall, it realizes that the force of gravity has been adjusted to accomodate for the increased size of a Minecraft world - that is to say, massively increased! Also, all oxygen has been removed from the 100 x 100 x 1,000,000,000,000 area that he's occupying, so he has NO terminal velocity with which to slow him down! The True Throne comes crashing into the Summonspitter flying WELL past the speed of sound!

1,000,000 damage to the True Throne and True Summonspitter! They are stunned this turn due to the impact!

The Temporal Guardian lashes out at Old Man Henderson, dealing two quick and devastating strikes! 1,000,000 damage to Old Man Henderson!

The Scrangler is still floating in the air thanks to the True Throne...

PG:

Old Man Henderson is busy fleeing from the bees! He gets off no attacks, opting to try and hide by jumping into a nearby lake! Old Man Henderson's backstory evidently doesn't include enough nature documentaries, as he really should've known that that's the exact wrong strategy to use to deal with bees!

The Cyborg Super bees electrocute the water, forcing Old Man Henderson to resurface, whereupon they shove their stingers into him at a hundred different points! Ow! Also the police shoot at him while he's stuck. He takes 400,000 damage!

The True Throne and Summonspitter sit there, dazed. Truly a pathetic showing from them.

REQUIREMENT is not met. REQUIREMENT is immensely aggravated by this.

N:

The Auto-Sniper refrains from firing, as all targets right now are relatively weak and its best to save the ammo for later! Meanwhile, all the Defenders work on the Time Crystal, upgrading it to be at x4 time! The Sniper is now charging up at an extremely fast rate! To potentially put a high-HP target in the ground with only one shot.

The Auto-Turrets help the police fire at Old Man Henderson! He takes 300,000 damage!

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Lemon Quest is complete! Yes! Yes! YEEESSSS!

An unearthly screech echoes throughout the field! With both Lemon Quest dealt with AND the very last negative inventory item removed, Go An Na has lost 2 more pieces of his influence over Reality!

But right now... right now, you can hardly bring yourself to care. You have lemons to sample.

All the Players sit at a table, amidst the balloons and very well-built fencing of General_Urist's party setup. In front of them is a plate, and on that plate is a lemon. There was exactly enough for everybody to have one.

Everybody clasps their hands, and closes their eyes in anticipation - maybe to say a prayer, maybe just to think about how great the lemon is going to be! Everyone understands that pausing for a moment to anticipate can only make the lemon sweeter.

However, as everyone has their eyes closed, nobody notices {wacky team pet} sneaking in through the back door! {wacky team pet}, being massive and fat, lolls out their giant tongue and scoops up every single lemon in one fell swoop, tucking them all into its giant belly! It doesn't even bother to chew, and doesn't even appear remotely satisfied with the food it has just eaten!

Everybody opens their eyes in shock, staring at {wacky team pet}! Oh, how silly! Oh, how zany! Oh, how -

In an immediate frenzy of true rage, every Player tackles {wacky team pet}, wrestles them to the ground, and prepares for SURGERY! There's no time for anesthetic! Slicing {wacky team pet} open, the lemons are quickly retrieved from its stomach, gently washed, placed back on the plates, and eaten posthaste! Unfortunately, {wacky team pet} didn't make it.

(Well... that wasn't how that scene was supposed to go. I mean... the lemons weren't even that special, it was more of a "you appreciate it more because you worked for it" kinda thing...)

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Lemon-eating activities aside... you're doing it, Players! You're winning! We're pushing Go An Na back! He surely has one more trick up his sleeve! I think we can win this this turn; take out both of the weakened Sealed Bosses, and deal some damage to Old Man Henderson so the police and bees can finish him! We've got this! Now's the time to stop Go An Na properly!

MINECRAFT VALLEY:

ITINERARY:
-Destroy the Tower to Win the Sidequest you're currently in!
-Kill every Sealed Boss!
-Defeat the League of Most Hated Fictional Characters! Only Old Man Henderson and G!Pionoplayer left!
-Suggest a good action for the Arbiter Action!

Arbiter Power: Ready next turn!

Field Effects: Lemon Quest REQUIREMENT (One PG entity must do Lemon Quest every turn!)

[N]Village of Violence: Currently level 2 defenses, not under attack

[N]Mountain railway: 25% complete

[PG]True Throne: 490,000/3,000,000 HP, inflicts auto-levitation while alive, Special: Crush: 1/5 (Boss)

[PG]True Summonspitter: 430,000/1,500,000 HP, Copy-summon!A (Boss)

[PG]Old Man Henderson: 510,000/2,500,000 HP, 300,000 x 2A (Super Heavy)(side change immunity)(-400,000 HP/turn and 4 attacks - fighting off police forces/bees!)

[AG - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 4,500,000/6,400,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: In use! (-10,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate)(+250,000 HP per turn)(miniboss+status effect resistance)(poison resistant)(has spatial warping necklace - saves from fatal blow)

[AG]Scrangler: 50,000 x 1 HP, 10,000 x 1A (makes more of itself every time it gets a kill, or a Player devotes a kill to it)(Auto-levitated)

[AG]G!Pionoplayer: 3/3 HP (protected from 3 attacks)(Laying on God Tier Bed)
God Tier Bed (unmodified)

[N]Cover Wall: 500,000 HP (can be used as shelter)(defending Tower as well)
Crystallized Shield: 100,000 HP (defending everything)

[N]Barracks: 600,000 HP (+10 AutoSoldiers/turn)
Autosoldiers: 10,000 x 50 HP, 5,000 x 50A

[N]Mortar: 400,000/400,000 HP, 450,000A (needs to be operated manually, can be fired once per turn)(stuns hit enemies)

[N]Autoturret: 200,000/200,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A
Autoturret: 200,000/200,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A

[N]Auto-sniper: 400,000/400,000 HP, 2,000,000A (charges up 500,000A/turn)(A resets when they attack)(A S/B/D ignorant)(ignores last-chance saves)(Speed Crystal - x4 time!)

[N]Speed Crystal: 250,000 HP (speeds-up one entity by 4)

[N]Shield Crystal: 300,000/300,000 HP (restores 100,000 HP shield every turn)

[N]Defender Captain: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender A: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender B: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender C: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender D: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender E: 20/20 HP (designated mortar operator)

[N]The Tower: 500,000 HP

Curse of No Charging

PLAYERS:
Alastair Dragovich: 17/20 HP
Arsenical: 17/20 HP
Bill Nye: 20/20 HP (has Gauntlet)(has boots)
Captain.cat: 20/20 HP
CaptainNZZZ: 20/20 HP
Cephalos Jr.: 20/20 HP
Crusher48: 15/20 HP
Dangan_Machin: 20/20 HP (magical relic - saves from one death at 1 HP!)
Daskter: 20/20 HP (holding handful of shrapnel grenades)
Dragon of Hope?!?: 20/20 HP
Eevee Shadow Bacon: 20/20 HP
Ender_Smirk: 17/20 HP
EternalStruggle: 16/20 HP (has Railrifle, spend one action to launch a defense-bypassing attack)
FlamingFlapjacks: 20/20 HP (has tophat - contains 1 boots of slowness, 1 helmet of betrayal)
General_Urist: 20/20 HP
GoldHero101: 20/20 HP
Joebobobob: 20/20 HP
Jukebot: 20/20 HP
Karpinsky: 20/20 HP
Krill13: 20/20 HP
Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/20 HP (has superior dark chocolate)
P!Pionoplayer: 20/20 HP, Explosive Laser Sharper Bacon Silent Duct Taped Pie-Motivational Sword Hilt (level 10)
Ranger_Strider_: 20/20 HP
That-Random-Guy: 20/20 HP
The_Quiet_Watcher: 20/20 HP
The_Two_Eternities: 20/20 HP
The Ego: 20/20 HP
Vylad: 20/25 HP (has wound healer)
Winkins: 30/20 HP (has Epipen)(wielding Greatsword/Shield, sword mode, 6 power)

Current Player Power: 50,000
You have the Weather-Beaten Journal and the Perfect Condition Journal.