Ranger_Strider_
The one who does lots of Striding
I just lay down my head on a single unexploded bed and take a nap.
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Defeat The Godmodder
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The quiet watcher
Verified Old One
The quiet watcher pulls himself upright and stares at the crater where all of his work had once been, only to flop back down and relax on the rather comfortable place he had landed in.
She/Her
I go ahead and hug the Temporal Guardian and thank him for everything he has done for us.
Alastair laughs and laughs madly, hopped up on Darkness, until he sees everything is already done. eventually, the Darkness bleeds off until it resumes its previous shape as a package of grief in his heart.
He takes a few steps and sits down. He turns to realize that he's sitting under a tree on top of a field. He looks to the sky. A few tasteful clouds decorate it, though, like everything else, they are blocky.
He takes a moment to breath in and just... cry. He had enough time now to mourn, and he couldn't do anything practical while he waited.
Once he is finished, he just takes a moment to breath and soak everything in. Alastair smiles softly when he realizes he's actually in a new world. He's been to a couple.
He wonders if he can continue going to new worlds and planes once Verraad was finished. Or just stopped. He doesn't want to DO anything, per say. The man desires no power, no wealth. He desires nothing but to simply exist and walk the earth of each world, a wandering soul until the end of days.
With this, he stands up and begins to walk. When he passes by the Temporal Guardian, he gives him a Cool Thumbs Up and his favorite soda for the hard work.
As he continues on, though, Alastair spots... Photoshop Flowey?
Wait, no, it's wrong somehow. He blinks when he realizes it's made out of glitches. Irritated, he decides to work out his frustrations and lingering anger on the codes. This decreases the glitches, but instead of making it more stable, it destabilizes the Photoshop Flowey! The being, naturally, tries to strike back and kill him, but it can't seem to reach behind its giant T.V. Head, which is where the programmer is plugged in to furiously type away at the glitches.
Sadly, there is only so much crap you can try to fix before declaring it a lost cause. As much as he seems to embody Perseverance, one had to acknowledge sunken cost fallacy. For Alastair, this moment was around the 256th semicolon error, which seemed to make up half of the glitches in this thing, and the 40th error that caused asset misappropriation. Plus, Photoshop Flowey seemed to be trying to summon bees to kill him and he didn't want any of them to die by breaking their little bee spines trying to sting him.
As his feet hit the ground and he puts a respectable distance between himself and the monster, Alastair notices that there were other people near the abomination. Sans, Gaster?, and someone he has never seen before. The player turns back and then pales.
Chara. Crap.
The staredown is intense. Alastair stares at Chara. Chara stares at Alastair. Alastair stares at Chara, but now a bead of sweat is upon his brow. Chara stares even harder back, murder in their eyes!
<3 ACT
Chara
*Steal Butterscotch Pie and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Alastair, displaying a deftness in his ability to navigate the combat menus of an Undertale Fight, swiftly uses the act to steal the Butterscotch Pie and tries to flee!
Edit: Just in case...
Action? Summary:
"Action" 1: Give a thumbs up to the temporal Guardian in the coolest way possible and their favorite soda.
"Action" 2: Debug Photoshop Flowey, causing damage to its state of being.
"Action" 3: Steal a Butterscotch Pie from Chara.
He takes a few steps and sits down. He turns to realize that he's sitting under a tree on top of a field. He looks to the sky. A few tasteful clouds decorate it, though, like everything else, they are blocky.
He takes a moment to breath in and just... cry. He had enough time now to mourn, and he couldn't do anything practical while he waited.
Once he is finished, he just takes a moment to breath and soak everything in. Alastair smiles softly when he realizes he's actually in a new world. He's been to a couple.
He wonders if he can continue going to new worlds and planes once Verraad was finished. Or just stopped. He doesn't want to DO anything, per say. The man desires no power, no wealth. He desires nothing but to simply exist and walk the earth of each world, a wandering soul until the end of days.
With this, he stands up and begins to walk. When he passes by the Temporal Guardian, he gives him a Cool Thumbs Up and his favorite soda for the hard work.
As he continues on, though, Alastair spots... Photoshop Flowey?
Wait, no, it's wrong somehow. He blinks when he realizes it's made out of glitches. Irritated, he decides to work out his frustrations and lingering anger on the codes. This decreases the glitches, but instead of making it more stable, it destabilizes the Photoshop Flowey! The being, naturally, tries to strike back and kill him, but it can't seem to reach behind its giant T.V. Head, which is where the programmer is plugged in to furiously type away at the glitches.
Sadly, there is only so much crap you can try to fix before declaring it a lost cause. As much as he seems to embody Perseverance, one had to acknowledge sunken cost fallacy. For Alastair, this moment was around the 256th semicolon error, which seemed to make up half of the glitches in this thing, and the 40th error that caused asset misappropriation. Plus, Photoshop Flowey seemed to be trying to summon bees to kill him and he didn't want any of them to die by breaking their little bee spines trying to sting him.
As his feet hit the ground and he puts a respectable distance between himself and the monster, Alastair notices that there were other people near the abomination. Sans, Gaster?, and someone he has never seen before. The player turns back and then pales.
Chara. Crap.
The staredown is intense. Alastair stares at Chara. Chara stares at Alastair. Alastair stares at Chara, but now a bead of sweat is upon his brow. Chara stares even harder back, murder in their eyes!
<3 ACT
Chara
*Steal Butterscotch Pie and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Alastair, displaying a deftness in his ability to navigate the combat menus of an Undertale Fight, swiftly uses the act to steal the Butterscotch Pie and tries to flee!
Edit: Just in case...
Action? Summary:
"Action" 1: Give a thumbs up to the temporal Guardian in the coolest way possible and their favorite soda.
"Action" 2: Debug Photoshop Flowey, causing damage to its state of being.
"Action" 3: Steal a Butterscotch Pie from Chara.
Great. Isn't the advantage of stopping time supposed to be that time is completely stopped? We were supposed to go back in at greatly increased strength and hold the Godmodder here.
Well, there is the part of the team that wasn't portaled out to this pocket dimension. They remained on the main field, and should be able to act through the time snapback.
Oh. That might buy us some time.
Well, there is the part of the team that wasn't portaled out to this pocket dimension. They remained on the main field, and should be able to act through the time snapback.
Oh. That might buy us some time.
An epic battle occurs for control of the bridge. A barrage of attacks rain down on it, as the rest of the squad desperately attempt to aid Quinn in slowing down an overwhelming advance. It seems the rest of the players had just disappeared, and it was only them and what was left of the Peacekeepers holding back the Godmodder from achieving total victory.
Eventually, they manage to bring down one bridge, only for it to be replaced by a stronger bridge. They manage to bring down that one as well, but at that point, they're out of options.
Then, only at the last second, do the rest of the Players return.
Eventually, they manage to bring down one bridge, only for it to be replaced by a stronger bridge. They manage to bring down that one as well, but at that point, they're out of options.
Then, only at the last second, do the rest of the Players return.
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"So can you explain to me what is going on? I have been thrown out of the loop for a while"
"Here... let me explain..."
ONE EXPOSITION DUMP LATER...
"Ahh... I see... Well, at least I am informed! I guess we wait until something happens... I sure hope Shadrix is doing ok..."
Due to Alastair's tampering, This causes P. Flowery to take 100,000 damage and lose some of its defense! Chara, enraged that he took its pie and managed to do a lot of damage to P. Flowey, chases after him and starts raining down knives upon him...
Shadrix jumps in and blocks all of the knives. He looks at Alastair. "Hey, thanks for that! Name's Shadrix by the way. Wish we could chat for a bit but as you can see... we are in a bit of a pickle. When you get back, tell Bill Nye that I am going to see him soon!"
Shadrix opens a portal below Alastair that takes him out of danger. Chara tries to catch him but fails. Chara just ignores this and runs back before he gets hit.
P. Flowely takes a turn to try to get his head straight. In the meantime, Sans, Gaster, and Shadrix play cards. Chara just starts cursing at Alastair for stealing his pie.
AC
Shadrix HP: 99999999999999 ATK: ??? DEF: ??? (Suit set into DEF mode) (Filled with DETERMINATION) (Now has an energy shield. 89% integrity)
sans HP: 1 DEF: 1 (Powered by Shadrix's DETERMINATION) (Has a 100% dodge rate) (dodge rate can lower if tired) (Now has an energy shield. 89% integrity)
Gh@st3r HP: 666666 ATK: 6666 DEF: 66666 (Can't be harmed by normal means) (Can glitch out the enemy) (Now has an energy shield. 89% integrity)
PC
Chara HP: 99 ATK: 99 DEF: 99 (Filled with Determination) (Has 6 Butterscotch Pies) (can be revived upon death)
[BOSS] P. Flowey HP: 199,887 ATK: 100 DEF: 99 (made with Chara's Glitches) (can save and load)
"Here... let me explain..."
ONE EXPOSITION DUMP LATER...
"Ahh... I see... Well, at least I am informed! I guess we wait until something happens... I sure hope Shadrix is doing ok..."
Due to Alastair's tampering, This causes P. Flowery to take 100,000 damage and lose some of its defense! Chara, enraged that he took its pie and managed to do a lot of damage to P. Flowey, chases after him and starts raining down knives upon him...
Shadrix jumps in and blocks all of the knives. He looks at Alastair. "Hey, thanks for that! Name's Shadrix by the way. Wish we could chat for a bit but as you can see... we are in a bit of a pickle. When you get back, tell Bill Nye that I am going to see him soon!"
Shadrix opens a portal below Alastair that takes him out of danger. Chara tries to catch him but fails. Chara just ignores this and runs back before he gets hit.
P. Flowely takes a turn to try to get his head straight. In the meantime, Sans, Gaster, and Shadrix play cards. Chara just starts cursing at Alastair for stealing his pie.
AC
Shadrix HP: 99999999999999 ATK: ??? DEF: ??? (Suit set into DEF mode) (Filled with DETERMINATION) (Now has an energy shield. 89% integrity)
sans HP: 1 DEF: 1 (Powered by Shadrix's DETERMINATION) (Has a 100% dodge rate) (dodge rate can lower if tired) (Now has an energy shield. 89% integrity)
Gh@st3r HP: 666666 ATK: 6666 DEF: 66666 (Can't be harmed by normal means) (Can glitch out the enemy) (Now has an energy shield. 89% integrity)
PC
Chara HP: 99 ATK: 99 DEF: 99 (Filled with Determination) (Has 6 Butterscotch Pies) (can be revived upon death)
[BOSS] P. Flowey HP: 199,887 ATK: 100 DEF: 99 (made with Chara's Glitches) (can save and load)
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She/Her
Yeah, oof. That was a miscommunication.
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Paradoxdragonpaci
Schrödinger’s Dragon
I thank the Duckies and Chungus before dismissing them back to the Greater Self,i then take out my Superior chocolate bar....with this...I can do things....
I look up at the decaying Sun and with the Power of Perception Shift, shrink and teleport here,i then take the Superior Chocolate Bar and melt it with the Solar Radiation that embodies Creativity.I then reshape it into a Statue of a certain Dark Chocolate-Lover which i Place here, as a memorial to this Event and as an additional Guard, in case of...the Being Trapped in the Box being at significant risk of Getting Out...i also cast an inscription into the base on which the statue would stand on which include all the Player Names as well as Moniker
...I hope my Scout got his Report out and called his allies to the Battlefield, We did spend a lot of time here...
"Hey Moniker,thanks for helping us out"
I look up at the decaying Sun and with the Power of Perception Shift, shrink and teleport here,i then take the Superior Chocolate Bar and melt it with the Solar Radiation that embodies Creativity.I then reshape it into a Statue of a certain Dark Chocolate-Lover which i Place here, as a memorial to this Event and as an additional Guard, in case of...the Being Trapped in the Box being at significant risk of Getting Out...i also cast an inscription into the base on which the statue would stand on which include all the Player Names as well as Moniker
...I hope my Scout got his Report out and called his allies to the Battlefield, We did spend a lot of time here...
"Hey Moniker,thanks for helping us out"
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9 turns? Gah, I hate temporal backlash.
Yes, not ES, me, the narrator. ES hates it too though. (I mean I the narrator am also by definition ES, but not the same ES- oh who cares.)
Speaking of ES, he's busy looting all the economic buildings and people he put down, as well as the various NPCs of Lemon Quest, and shoving them through stability-enhancing portals to the safety of his realm back in the Hexagonafield, behind his many layers of defences. With the Godmodder's armies now completely shattered, it should be no trouble for them to wait the war out in comfort and safety there.
After that it would be time for taxation, of course.
Yes, not ES, me, the narrator. ES hates it too though. (I mean I the narrator am also by definition ES, but not the same ES- oh who cares.)
Speaking of ES, he's busy looting all the economic buildings and people he put down, as well as the various NPCs of Lemon Quest, and shoving them through stability-enhancing portals to the safety of his realm back in the Hexagonafield, behind his many layers of defences. With the Godmodder's armies now completely shattered, it should be no trouble for them to wait the war out in comfort and safety there.
After that it would be time for taxation, of course.
[1] Alright, so next I try the soul-sword technique. If the notification says it still won't work, then I try the elemental-explosion-based-power-up technique. I said these last post already!
[1]If they had no soul orb... they at least had Godmodding energy! I quickly run over to G!Pionoplayer's corpse, and transform their Godmodding into either Godmodder locks, or some other storeable form
[1] this action is conditional: If necessary for one of the above actions to succeed, it goes there. Otherwise, if I have extra Godmodder locks from the G!Pionoplayer Godmodding, I add them to the cage. I don't know about you, but spending just one turn on the cage designed to hold back the worst evil of the universe seems like a terrible idea to me. I Mean, maybe he's bluffing about escaping, but do you want to take that chance?
(If ES's portals exist and work I probably use those for transferring things.)
[0] "Say, moniker, doesn't your justification for helping with Go An Na apply just as much to fighting the Godmodder? you said it was because 'you live in reality too', but the Godmodder also wants to destroy it."
[1]If they had no soul orb... they at least had Godmodding energy! I quickly run over to G!Pionoplayer's corpse, and transform their Godmodding into either Godmodder locks, or some other storeable form
[1] this action is conditional: If necessary for one of the above actions to succeed, it goes there. Otherwise, if I have extra Godmodder locks from the G!Pionoplayer Godmodding, I add them to the cage. I don't know about you, but spending just one turn on the cage designed to hold back the worst evil of the universe seems like a terrible idea to me. I Mean, maybe he's bluffing about escaping, but do you want to take that chance?
(If ES's portals exist and work I probably use those for transferring things.)
[0] "Say, moniker, doesn't your justification for helping with Go An Na apply just as much to fighting the Godmodder? you said it was because 'you live in reality too', but the Godmodder also wants to destroy it."
GoldHero101
Warrior of Light and Darkness
He/Him
"9 turns? Ok... I've nearly got you back Ultimo Durana... Just 2 more rounds..."
After this success, I feel a little emotion can be allowed. Entities hardly ever last under my care and yet the Temporal Guardian is not only alive but also played an important role in this most recent challenge.
An thus, I give the Temporal Guardian a great, big ol' hug. After the hug stretches on past five seconds I quietly whisper, "Well done, my friend. Thank you for all you've done both in the past and the recent past. I can't wait for everyone to see you in all your new glory."
After the thirty second mark goes by the great hugging ceases. Now time to steel myself for whatever awaits us, whether it's mass death or the Godmodder just about to win.
"I hate to impose after all your hard work but if you can do anything to help deal with this temporal backlash, please do. The less turns the Godmodder unbothered by us, the better."
An thus, I give the Temporal Guardian a great, big ol' hug. After the hug stretches on past five seconds I quietly whisper, "Well done, my friend. Thank you for all you've done both in the past and the recent past. I can't wait for everyone to see you in all your new glory."
After the thirty second mark goes by the great hugging ceases. Now time to steel myself for whatever awaits us, whether it's mass death or the Godmodder just about to win.
"I hate to impose after all your hard work but if you can do anything to help deal with this temporal backlash, please do. The less turns the Godmodder unbothered by us, the better."
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He gets to do that against neutral ones too; when he got the ability, he immediately used it on me. when i objected(both due to neutrality and my chosen entity being a 2-action summon), he said while it violates the letter, but not the spirit, with the spirit being 'that the godmodder is cheating blatantly' or something along those lines.
Also, can't the guardian just send us back 9 rounds when we return, since we have no knowledge of the 9-R-later field now, and so it can't cause paradoxes? just cover your eyes when this space collapses on us or something, and I'd think the Guardian can fix this big 'ol downside.
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Reflection intensifies !!!
pionoplayer
The Destroyer
Well, that was interesting.
Soon it will be time to move on, but right now a moment for rest and introspection will not go amiss.
There is a long road ahead of us yet, and the worst is yet to come.
Soon it will be time to move on, but right now a moment for rest and introspection will not go amiss.
There is a long road ahead of us yet, and the worst is yet to come.
The Heir walks up to the temporal guardian, and makes a suggestion. "If you let us teleport spacially back to the correct dimension, the temporal snapback should fail to affect us, as I presume the snapback is a side effect of being in the dimension that was still moving in time. All you need to do is hold the timestop up for a few extra seconds. Think you could manage, or is that too much, or my logic wrong? If the latter, then please explain. Maybe in the form of a note, or something."
After having made this suggestion, his options split two ways. If his theory (Which no known law of time travel disagrees with) is correct, then he translates himself back onto the hexagonafield, and goes about the standard business. If this happens, then a sum up is he uses portals and such to try to break the bridge as often as he can until backup arrives.
If his theory is wrong, somehow, then he instead meditates, trying to get any charge he can during this mini turn, and seeing if he can read the weathered journal fully now, since it likely has lost any type of plot relevance now that Go An Na is handled.
After having made this suggestion, his options split two ways. If his theory (Which no known law of time travel disagrees with) is correct, then he translates himself back onto the hexagonafield, and goes about the standard business. If this happens, then a sum up is he uses portals and such to try to break the bridge as often as he can until backup arrives.
If his theory is wrong, somehow, then he instead meditates, trying to get any charge he can during this mini turn, and seeing if he can read the weathered journal fully now, since it likely has lost any type of plot relevance now that Go An Na is handled.
Action 1: The black box seems... annoyed. It floats back and forth, back and forth. It seems to be pacing about. It is, after all, a box, cube, 3-D square. Hexagons are just, not its strong suit. Well, better not to let this hold it back. One free turn. Nothing to do. Nothing... to do... Maybe it could reflect on the three turns its been here? No, nothing good to reflect on there... Well, it might as well spit out a character... Sure. The box opens, and out comes a... bed... Oh boy... Nothing to do there... Okay...
New plan! The bed just sits there. Yes, it just sits there. This is the best plan. Nothing can go wrong. Nothing. Nothing... nothing... n-o-t-h-i-n-g...
Plan... C! Yes, this one will be soooooooooooo good. The bed... will... do something. Ya! Greatest plan ever! Woo hoo!... It's still not... Uuuuuuuh.
Plan D it is then. The black box opens up again. It just sits there, open. Yes, it is open. The top flaps have been unfolded. There's no tape, there's an o-p-e-n-i-n-g. Nope, nothing. Stupid mechanics.
Plan E... get someone else to use the bed. There's plenty of people just taking naps... No? The bed is too late? Stupid time... logic... and such...
Plan F. Pillow gremlins. Wait, no. That's silly. There's nothing for them to do. Gremlins just attack things. They're insane. Nope, not gremlins...
Plan G. Rocket bed. Perfect. It'll fly around and... such... Nothing to... move or... run into...
Plan H. Blanket ghosts... No... No... No... Not even gonna explain it. See plan F.
plan I. Just let the bed sleep. Yeah. That'll work. Maybe try to get a temporary HP boost from being relaxed. Maybe boost efficiency... Wait a minute... the bed is an inanimate object...
plan J. Have the black box sleep in the bed... That's not alive... either... or at least as far as anyone really... knows... Gonna have to talk to the writer about that...
plan K. Put the bed back in the box. Yeah, like, store the bed. That would be like CP, right? No, that's a waste.
plan L. The bed is a monster. Ahh!... But then there's nothing to attack!
plan M. Monster under the bed... Right... that's just plan L...
Plan N. Mattress related shenanigans. I dunno. Maybe snowboarding on it. Using it to build up elastic potential energy to throw something... Meh.
Plan O. Exploding bed. Yes, this is the nether, right? No, hexagonal field. Get it right.
Plan P. Respawn nonsense. No, that's repetitive.
Plan Q... Meh.
plan R. Bunk bed... Now that its typed out like that...
plan S. Literally anything happens... No questions, just make it happen... No? Well then...
Plan T. Bed bug. Let's see... that has two options...
Plan V. That's it! The bed is a magic portal to somewhere or another and now the black box can go explore around!... Actually, the box might as well get a feel for the actual story...
Plan W. The bed is very hypnotic and leaves those who sleep on it in some dream realm... GREMLINS!
Plan X. Bedder think of something quick. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... no, that wasn't funny.
Plan Y. Question the existence of the bed. If one does not accept the bed, the bed is not accepted. If the bed is not accepted to exist, it just doesn't. No, it doesn't work like that? Meh...
Plan Z. Burn the bed! Burn it! BURN IT! Then, it can go down in a blaze of glory, taking the... GREMLINS!
Well then, that was mighty unproductive. Maybe the bed should just... be... That could work. Nothing can do something.
As whoever has been making these plans tries to grip something with nothing, Plan V seems to strike some interest in the bed. A few crumbs seem to rise out of the bed. Why are there crumbs in the bed? Who knows. There have been some tragic evenings. At any rate, the crumbs float up into the air and form a ring above the bed. What are the crumbs? Why, french fry crumbs of course. And, we all know what this means. A portal opens up and Defender B falls through the portal onto the nice comfy bed, still crying and moaning about the mean teacher lady. In his arms are piles upon piles of french fries. But, how is he here? There's been like a three turn time dialation thingy? Time portal? Well, if we can go back in time, and we know what will happen in the future, can't we mess with it? I dunno. Maybe, the bed has somehow changed its relative time with that long list of how useless it is. It probably takes at least three turns to read it, let alone think of the whole list? The bed isn't even technically a part of the bed. Maybe this is just a delayed reaction thing. This could just be happening three turns from now. Maybe... At any rate, why was this the best plan it could come up with?
Actions 2 & 3: Defender B starts to wipe a few tears out of his eyes. He shoves a fistful of fries into his face and snivels. Why is he here? He wants french fries. FRENCH FRIES! He doesn't see any french fries here! What's the point of existing if there aren't any FRENCH FRIES! As he starts to get up from the bed, meaning to find a way back to his homeland, he hears a soft whisper. "Rest." The Defender slowly complies, not sure if he's actually tired, or if he is so emotionally unstable that he doesn't think to question it. He lays back in the bed. As his head touches the pillow, his mind leaps from his current location to some dream realm. Mist drifts across the white tile floor. Standing about 100 yards away is a simple bed. The Defender steps forwards and is sent flying, making it all 100 yards in just one step. Not sure he's seeing what he is, he wipes his eyes, thinking his tears are blotting out his vision. No, unfortunately, everything he is seeing is real. This includes the odd head that rises from the bed. The head just kind of float about, staring at the Defender from behind its wild hair.
The Defender decides to initiate the dialogue. "Hello," he snivels to the head.
The head turns to look at him. "Hello. It's so nice to meet you. Tell me, you seem sad. What is wrong?" For some reason, maybe the need to vent, or maybe just the oddity of the head, Defender B finds himself spouting all of the mean insults and food rationing he had to go through to get here. He breaks into rapid, unstoppable tears. "I see. Well, I for one can definitely appreciate the hardships you went through to get here. However, I think there are some inconsistencies in what you've told me."
The defender blows his nose and asks, "What?"
"Well, the first player seemed to only have your benefits in-"
"No! Don't talk about them. No."
"But, how else are you supposed to heal?"
"NO! I don't want to heal. I don't I don't I don't."
"Are you sure you feel that way?"
"YES! I don't want to heal. I don't want to." The head raises a single eyebrow. "I really don't want to. What could you tell me that would make me feel better?"
"Just... hear me out. The first player just wanted to inform you of a better life. He only had your own interests at hand. Now, the second one is a different story. You see, that teacher only spent one third of its ability to attack you. And, she also attacked you verbally. She did no physical damage. We both know what the players did to your allies. If they wanted you dead, you would die. It's that simple. By simply sending you off to- what was it? ISS? Yes, that was it. -sending you off to ISS, she spared your life. You lived. The other players tried to convert your allies, but they just couldn't while Go An Na was there. Don't you see? The players used the only tactic they could to keep you alive. You aren't worthless because you are Defender B. Your can do attitude was just what the players wanted to preserve. They never meant you harm. They never meant you harm... They never meant you harm..." As Defender B listens to the head repeat this phrase over and over again, he slowly awakens, laying on the hexagonafield where the bed had once been. He sits up and looks around, hopefully having a new perspective upon all that has transpired. He then munches on a few french fries. Everyone thinks better while eating.
New plan! The bed just sits there. Yes, it just sits there. This is the best plan. Nothing can go wrong. Nothing. Nothing... nothing... n-o-t-h-i-n-g...
Plan... C! Yes, this one will be soooooooooooo good. The bed... will... do something. Ya! Greatest plan ever! Woo hoo!... It's still not... Uuuuuuuh.
Plan D it is then. The black box opens up again. It just sits there, open. Yes, it is open. The top flaps have been unfolded. There's no tape, there's an o-p-e-n-i-n-g. Nope, nothing. Stupid mechanics.
Plan E... get someone else to use the bed. There's plenty of people just taking naps... No? The bed is too late? Stupid time... logic... and such...
Plan F. Pillow gremlins. Wait, no. That's silly. There's nothing for them to do. Gremlins just attack things. They're insane. Nope, not gremlins...
Plan G. Rocket bed. Perfect. It'll fly around and... such... Nothing to... move or... run into...
Plan H. Blanket ghosts... No... No... No... Not even gonna explain it. See plan F.
plan I. Just let the bed sleep. Yeah. That'll work. Maybe try to get a temporary HP boost from being relaxed. Maybe boost efficiency... Wait a minute... the bed is an inanimate object...
plan J. Have the black box sleep in the bed... That's not alive... either... or at least as far as anyone really... knows... Gonna have to talk to the writer about that...
plan K. Put the bed back in the box. Yeah, like, store the bed. That would be like CP, right? No, that's a waste.
plan L. The bed is a monster. Ahh!... But then there's nothing to attack!
plan M. Monster under the bed... Right... that's just plan L...
Plan N. Mattress related shenanigans. I dunno. Maybe snowboarding on it. Using it to build up elastic potential energy to throw something... Meh.
Plan O. Exploding bed. Yes, this is the nether, right? No, hexagonal field. Get it right.
Plan P. Respawn nonsense. No, that's repetitive.
Plan Q... Meh.
plan R. Bunk bed... Now that its typed out like that...
plan S. Literally anything happens... No questions, just make it happen... No? Well then...
Plan T. Bed bug. Let's see... that has two options...
Plan T1. Bed bug: A bed that is a bug. Like an ant or... something... No no no, that's just plan L again.
Plan T2. Bed bugs: It's an army of bed bugs. Run away! Oh no, some of them are mutated! Ahh! We're all gonna die! No?... Pillow gremlins again. Why?
Plan U. Upgrade the bed? But, it's only there for the turn... Plan T2. Bed bugs: It's an army of bed bugs. Run away! Oh no, some of them are mutated! Ahh! We're all gonna die! No?... Pillow gremlins again. Why?
Plan V. That's it! The bed is a magic portal to somewhere or another and now the black box can go explore around!... Actually, the box might as well get a feel for the actual story...
Plan W. The bed is very hypnotic and leaves those who sleep on it in some dream realm... GREMLINS!
Plan X. Bedder think of something quick. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... no, that wasn't funny.
Plan Y. Question the existence of the bed. If one does not accept the bed, the bed is not accepted. If the bed is not accepted to exist, it just doesn't. No, it doesn't work like that? Meh...
Plan Z. Burn the bed! Burn it! BURN IT! Then, it can go down in a blaze of glory, taking the... GREMLINS!
Well then, that was mighty unproductive. Maybe the bed should just... be... That could work. Nothing can do something.
As whoever has been making these plans tries to grip something with nothing, Plan V seems to strike some interest in the bed. A few crumbs seem to rise out of the bed. Why are there crumbs in the bed? Who knows. There have been some tragic evenings. At any rate, the crumbs float up into the air and form a ring above the bed. What are the crumbs? Why, french fry crumbs of course. And, we all know what this means. A portal opens up and Defender B falls through the portal onto the nice comfy bed, still crying and moaning about the mean teacher lady. In his arms are piles upon piles of french fries. But, how is he here? There's been like a three turn time dialation thingy? Time portal? Well, if we can go back in time, and we know what will happen in the future, can't we mess with it? I dunno. Maybe, the bed has somehow changed its relative time with that long list of how useless it is. It probably takes at least three turns to read it, let alone think of the whole list? The bed isn't even technically a part of the bed. Maybe this is just a delayed reaction thing. This could just be happening three turns from now. Maybe... At any rate, why was this the best plan it could come up with?
Actions 2 & 3: Defender B starts to wipe a few tears out of his eyes. He shoves a fistful of fries into his face and snivels. Why is he here? He wants french fries. FRENCH FRIES! He doesn't see any french fries here! What's the point of existing if there aren't any FRENCH FRIES! As he starts to get up from the bed, meaning to find a way back to his homeland, he hears a soft whisper. "Rest." The Defender slowly complies, not sure if he's actually tired, or if he is so emotionally unstable that he doesn't think to question it. He lays back in the bed. As his head touches the pillow, his mind leaps from his current location to some dream realm. Mist drifts across the white tile floor. Standing about 100 yards away is a simple bed. The Defender steps forwards and is sent flying, making it all 100 yards in just one step. Not sure he's seeing what he is, he wipes his eyes, thinking his tears are blotting out his vision. No, unfortunately, everything he is seeing is real. This includes the odd head that rises from the bed. The head just kind of float about, staring at the Defender from behind its wild hair.
The Defender decides to initiate the dialogue. "Hello," he snivels to the head.
The head turns to look at him. "Hello. It's so nice to meet you. Tell me, you seem sad. What is wrong?" For some reason, maybe the need to vent, or maybe just the oddity of the head, Defender B finds himself spouting all of the mean insults and food rationing he had to go through to get here. He breaks into rapid, unstoppable tears. "I see. Well, I for one can definitely appreciate the hardships you went through to get here. However, I think there are some inconsistencies in what you've told me."
The defender blows his nose and asks, "What?"
"Well, the first player seemed to only have your benefits in-"
"No! Don't talk about them. No."
"But, how else are you supposed to heal?"
"NO! I don't want to heal. I don't I don't I don't."
"Are you sure you feel that way?"
"YES! I don't want to heal. I don't want to." The head raises a single eyebrow. "I really don't want to. What could you tell me that would make me feel better?"
"Just... hear me out. The first player just wanted to inform you of a better life. He only had your own interests at hand. Now, the second one is a different story. You see, that teacher only spent one third of its ability to attack you. And, she also attacked you verbally. She did no physical damage. We both know what the players did to your allies. If they wanted you dead, you would die. It's that simple. By simply sending you off to- what was it? ISS? Yes, that was it. -sending you off to ISS, she spared your life. You lived. The other players tried to convert your allies, but they just couldn't while Go An Na was there. Don't you see? The players used the only tactic they could to keep you alive. You aren't worthless because you are Defender B. Your can do attitude was just what the players wanted to preserve. They never meant you harm. They never meant you harm... They never meant you harm..." As Defender B listens to the head repeat this phrase over and over again, he slowly awakens, laying on the hexagonafield where the bed had once been. He sits up and looks around, hopefully having a new perspective upon all that has transpired. He then munches on a few french fries. Everyone thinks better while eating.
Me: Why do people like godmodding? Well Abygale wanna take care of this? *I call to the center Annilation black death dragon, Abygale And use it's effect to destroy photoshop flowey ((Annihilation Black Death Dragon, Abygale all effects here but gague and life cost in anyway go into effect when using buddyfight cards))
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It's all falling apart... the moment you cease making an active effort to sustain it, it simply disintegrates... it might be easier to make Minecraft stuff once you're back on the HEXAGONAFIELD.
Though hesitant, he hugs you back...
You memorize your Great sword/shield!
Three-man hug!
You're welcome! I don't want to be time-looped, either.
But, uh...
I don't think I can do that again. My Emergency Override juice is all used up... and I'm very... very...
...It's fine.
Another notification pops up. This one looks very... OOC:
ERROR: CROSS-CANON CONTAMINATION NOT ALLOWED OUTSIDE OF SANDBOX
CONTINUE AND BE IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED BY ANTI-OUTSIDE-CANON CANNONS
G!Pionoplayer's body has faded away. Even if it hadn't, stuff made here can't and shouldn't be taken back with you.
Yes, but... it might be too late now, and... I'm very tired after that. My influence is limited, and what I have I shouldn't be using...
OOC: Welcome to the game! If you have any questions at all, feel free to ask them here, on the OOC thread, or on the Discord! We're just about to get started back up again here, so get ready...
Four-man hug! It's perfect!
The Temporal Guardian appears concerned, stepping away from the hug to ruminate. He notes that, ideally, each Plane should be located uniformly across the whole time stream - a Plane that was further along, or "in the future" compared to a different plane (or vice versa, with one being further behind) wouldn't cause immediate problems, but if one attempted to observe the events of one plane from another, they could potentially see the future/past, and thus that would cause the whole time paradox thing he's worked hard to avoid. Since this plane has already gone forward, time will travel very rapidly in the other Planes to make up for it. The people in the other Planes won't notice since the speed of time is relative... but, if you tried to directly spatially teleport right now, your own time would be much different than the time of the Plane you're entering, since you wouldn't have been in the Plane at the time he sped up, and maybe the Temporal Guardian could finagle it just right, but he's very tired and he might slip up, and even if he did do it right there's a chance of weird time stuff causing injury or some other thing (temporal-based illnesses are no fun), and, and, and... it's just bad practice!
It's much better for the Temporal Guardian to release Za Warudo, give the other Planes a minute to "catch up" and THEN teleport you all back. Least chance of something going horribly wrong.
(OOC: Also saves us from IRL weeks of the Godmodder crossing a bridge)
Welcome to the game! If you have any questions, feel free to ask them here, the OOC thread, or on the Discord. A big fight just finished, and now we're rolling back into something resembling "normal".
Defender B breathes. With Go An Na gone, he can feel some trace of sanity returning. He munches on his french fries with melancholy, realizing that he can't go back now. Everyone he ever knew is dead. Everyone he ever knew... he can't even remember much any more. But at the very least... he'll no longer be contributing to the machinations of any Reality-resetting monster.
Perhaps he'll become a traveler. Yes, that's it!
In the end, Defender B decides to shed his identity as Defender B, and travel the Planes. Maybe he'll find a new life for himself somewhere!
And so, Defender B talks to the Temporal Guardian and Players, and they agree to teleport him off somewhere else when they get back. And so it is done.
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The Temporal Guardian releases Za Warudo, and pauses for a moment.
The other Planes have caught up.
It's time go back.
You all look around at the false Minecraft world one last time, and... well, let's not get too poignant. This place was a staging ground for one of the most evil beings to ever exist. You're going to have a hard time looking at normal Minecraft the same way again, frankly.
In any event... time to get back in the fight!
PLANE-WARP!
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You drop back into the HEXAGONAFIELD, and take a moment to get your bearings.
Altair: Oh thank god. Just in time.
You get a radio signal...
Quinn: Players! Where were you? The Last Gambligant's gone now, they disappeared right after you got teleported to that place...
Quinn: A 1 Entropic Paradox Roll? I figured it had to come at some point, but-
Gunshots echo over the radio.
Quinn: Right, we're not going to be able to hold him off much longer!
Quinn: I can buy you one more turn! Use it to hit the Godmodder as hard as you can!
Altair: Okay, super quick summary of what went on while you were occupied:
-Last Gambligant and everything she caused went poof
-I protected your entities; they're all alive
-The Godmodder thrashed the Peacekeepers, nails were bitten for a bit but you got back JUST in time
-Your entities all ticked up about 8 times and did some stuff
-You got 1 new Revelation Point and you're about to get another, let's read some The Truth
-Janus is just about ready to evolve. It's waiting on a reminder of what its evolution does.
-The Consumer was BARELY restrained from eating the entire LIVE Space Station, thanks to me. The Mysterious Farmers disappeared when I wasn't looking, though...
-Eternalstruggle's Apex grew a lot, its Constructor drones built 3 iteration stations, now they just need a target
-The Miles High Satellite left
-The Peacekeeper Commando units left ran off to clear a path of retreat for the last handful of Peacekeepers to get off that bridge.
-Looks like the Godmodder may have put some HP into the Last Gambligant as well - he's 5 HP down, now.
Altair: We'll catch up properly later. Right now: Godmodder! Attack him! Hurt him! Brutalize him!
He's right! This turn, it's time to attack the Godmodder! Deal as much damage as you can before the next Tribulation starts! Maybe destroy the bridge to buy an extra turn, too.
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The Temporal Guardian is with you properly now, and under CaptainNZZZ's command!
THE HEXAGONAFIELD:
ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Now's your chance! Deal as much damage as you possibly can! Damaging him awards you 5 CP!
Minor Tasks:
Destroy the godmodder's bridge!
Field effects: None
Bridge: ==========================================G==[===Q______
Current Godmodder Progress: 90%
Bridge Status: Iron Bridge, 100 Strength
[AG]Altair - CP: 30
[AG - Winkins]Winkin's forces: TA: 209,000
Disco-Chan: 100,000/100,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A, Special: Disco Squares: 3/3 (repels darkness!)(Being protected by Fenix)(extra attack)
[N]Fennie: 300,000/300,000 HP, 15,000 x 10A(-100,000 damage from all attacks, +60,000 HP/turn)(super extra damage against snakes)(Miniboss)(protecting Disco-Chan)(protected from 4 attacks)(extra attack)
Bunny Baron: 9,000 HP, shield bunx2 summon: 2/2 (25% dodge rate)
Bun prince/princess: 25,000 x 2 HP, 12,000 x 2A, bun knight summon: 2/2 (50% dodge rate)
Bun knights: 26,000 x 12 HP, 7,500 x 12A (15% dodge rate)
Shield buns: 6,000 x 15 HP (20% dodge rate)
Damage Tank: 286,500 damage stored!
Fortified Rice Monastery(Gives +10,000 HP/turn, -5,000 damage from all attacks, and +5,000A to Winkins-owned entities)(tended by Farmer Contractors, Lightward Mages)(needs to be killed in one hit)
Specials: Rice Feast - 4/4, Rice Torrent - 4/4
[AG - Daskter]You can count on Osttruppen, no really you can!: 100,000/100,000 HP, 25,000A
Tassadar: 365,000/365,000 HP, 20,000 x 4A, Special: Laser Incision: 5/5 (30% dodge rate)(Totem of Life Unended - when entity dies, puts them into "unended" mode, where HP decays by 50% until healing surpasses it)(protected from 1 attack)
Forward Operating Base: 200,000 HP (+4 Pioneers/turn)(+1 Line Gun/turn)(+.5 Panzer/turn)
Fortress: 200,000 HP (protected from 1 attack)(3 Mines - next attackers take 20,000 damage)
Healbot Mk.1: 60,000/60,000 HP, +12,000A (inside Fortress)
Pioneers: 25 x 32 HP, 250 x 32A (can heal)
Line Gun: 10,000 x 4 HP(guarding Pioneers/Panzers)
Panzers: 10,000 x 0 HP, 2,000 x 0A
[AG - Cephalos Jr.]Red Army Swordsman: 50% intact! Duel!A (-20% intactness per turn in a duel)(well-trained, wins duels fast)
Red Army Engineers+1: 10,000 x 4 HP (builds stuff)(constructing University, done in 3!)
Conscript Facility: 30,000 HP (+4 Red Army Soldiers/turn)
Red Army Soldiers: 1,000 x 40 HP, 500 x 40A (max: 40)
[AG]The Dark One, -----/----- HP, 30,000 x 5A, Special: Revelation: 4/4 (protected from 1 attack), RP: 1
[AG - Paradoxdragonpaci]The Restorer: 80,000 HP, +11,000 x 4A (can repair items)(Reverse levitation)(protected from 1 attack)
Order Scion Scout: 160,000/160,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A (50% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack)
[AG - Crusher]Janus: 150,000/150,000 HP, Unlock Evolution: 10/10, Unlock Ability!A (needs manual special charging)
[AG - Arsenical]Scoville Reaver: 130,000/130,000 HP, 60,000A (A S/B/D ignorant)(+26,000 HP/turn)(conversion resistance)(protected from 4 attack)
[AG - CompTIA]LIVE Space Station(has emergency thrusters - saves from one deadly attack!)(Enhanced Production capacity)(Point defense - 12% chance to null attacks)(protected from 4 attack)
Protective Forcefield: Blocks first 42,000+50,000 HP of damage each turn!
Weaponry array: Machine guns: 1,000 x 40A
Ship AI panel(current AI: CompTIA)
Quadcopter deployer: +2 quadcopter/turn
Quadcopters: 1,000 x 52 HP, 500 x 52A (guarding LIVE Space Station)
Space engineers: 100 x 1,660 HP (+50 engineers/turn)(x4 production capacity)
Gravity Bomb Dropper: 60,000A
Containment tractor beam: Currently not holding any entities!
Prism Deployer: 20,000 HP (+1 Prism/turn)(protected from 3 attack)(originally JOEbob's)
Prism: 5,000 x 17 + 50,000 HP(guarding all)(originally JOEbob's)
Shield Battery: 30,000 HP (can shield up to 2 entities for +50,000 HP, shielding lost if Shield Battery dies)(originally JOEbob's)
Consumer: 15,000 HP, 5,000A, Special: Consume: 2/2 (Consumes random owner-owned entity to evolve self)
[AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]King DDD: Perfect HP, Perfect! A (Is perfect)
[AG - DragonofHope]Ash Aragami: 23,000 HP + 70,000 HP (+3 Aragami/turn) + Shield Core: 30,000 HP (projects 10,000 HP shield)
Aragami: 3,000 x 30 HP, 1,000 x 30A
[AG - EternalStruggle]Apex Fleet: TA: 145,000, Growth: +6 ADs and 7CDs/turn
The Apex: 377,000/390,000 HP, 25,000 x 2A (-7,000 damage from all attacks)(Fleet Beacon - x1 attack frigate/turn, x1 Ordnance cruiser/update multiple of 3, x1 Spectral Lord/update multiple of 5, x1 Overseer/update multiple of 7)
Attack frigates: 1,000 x 29 HP, 1,000 x 29A (10% dodge rate)
Ordnance cruiser: 2,500 x 9 HP, 2,500 x 9A(can attack or heal)
Spectral Lord: 8,000 x 7 HP, 4/4 charge (currently charging)(5,000A when not charging)
Overseer: 5,000 x 5 HP (summons 1 attack drone and 1 constructor drone/turn)(protected from 2 attack)
Attack drone: 1 x 92 HP + 40,000 HP, 500 x 92A
Constructor drone: 400 x 112 HP + 40,000 HP
Engineering depot: 4,000 x 2HP (+2 Constructors/turn)
Iteration Station: 10,000 x 3 HP
Airfield: 4,000 x 1HP (+1 Attack drone/turn)
[AG]Elite Pigmen: 10,000 x 10 HP, 5,000 x 10A
Elite Wither Skeletons: 50,000 x 5 HP, 50,000 x 5A
Elite Ghasts: 5,000 x 25 HP, 10,000 x 25A (A S/B/D ignorant)
[AG]Psychic Overlord II: 11,500,000/11,500,000 HP, 1,500,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 0/2 (When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x15 damage)(+400,000 HP/turn)(Boss)(protected from 1 attack)
[N - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 4,500,000/6,400,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: 0/2 (-10,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate+1 Auto Dodge)(+250,000 HP per turn)(miniboss+status effect resistance)(poison resistant)(protected from 3 attacks)(has spatial warping necklace - saves from fatal blow)(exhausted - needs revitalization to begin charging special)
Mark III Tactical Flashbang: 31,000/31,000 HP, 10,000 x 2A (extra damage against hordes)(stuns hit enemies up to minibosses for 1 turn!)(reduces hit enemy accuracy by 20%!)(50% dodge rate)(gravity harness)(2 attack redirector)(1 Emergency teleporter)(-4,000 damage from all attacks)(+5,000 HP/turn)
Rotaz+1: 35,000/35,000 HP(engineer)(+5% accuracy)(50% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(protected from 1 attack)(1 attack redirector)(Dimensional and Space Emergency Button)(Telaport, saves from lethal hit)
Magitek servitor factory: 45,000/45,000 HP, +9,000A, +4 Servitor/turn (2 attack redirector)(+5% accuracy)(40% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)
Servitors: 2,000 x 74, 1,000 x 74A(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(2 attack redirector)
Hellfire Crystal Golem: 110,000/110,000 HP, 12,000A (protected from 1 attack... IN STYLE!)(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Rune-cast powers)(Phase-shift cloak powers)(Dimension warping powers)(1 attack redirector)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)
[PG]The Godmodder: 37/310 HP (Descended - x5 Actions per turn)(Busy crossing bridge)
Player list:
Alastair Dragovich - CP: 4 (has Solar Powered Player Killer Armaments - high damage against Players!, Orb of Paradox, Pelicannon, Rage Cube)
Arsenical - CP: 8(1 post in debt!)
Bill Nye - CP: 18 (has super sharp gold sword - 3 power left, burny iron sword - 3 power left, bow and arrow - 3 power)
Captain.cat - CP: 52 (protected from 1 attack)(has 1 Boost Stone)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 3 (protected from 1 attack)(has Full Restore, Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Overpowering Poison, Remnant crypt energy, EMP, Mopium)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 1 (has Cybil's blood sample, anti-infantry railgun, pocket reactor(1 power), power armor)
Crusher48 - CP: 3 (Has Bost stone, Tactician Soul in a Bottle, Scanner Cannon)
Dangan_Machin - CP: 9
Daskter - CP: 0 (has Boosted Evolve Hunters)
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 0 (Espionage ghost)(Excalibur - 22 Power)
Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 15
Ender_Smirk - CP: 6 (has Shadow Agitator)
[N+1]EternalStruggle - CP: 0
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 0 (has the Retcon Revenger - has a powerful hidden effect, bag of nine-sided die)
General_Urist - CP: 10 (Shotgun of Dope - 2 power left, attack debuffs whoever it hits)
GoldHero101 - CP: 25 (has Leoano (Soul Break), 70 power left, Greatsword, Self damage ticket)
I'mTotallyNot-R.O.B - CP: 0
[N+2]Joebobobob - CP: 22 (has nice bed, infinite charmzard energy, 4 Boost Stones, 1 Cleansed (?) Multiplier Orb, Sub-par godmod lock, Something, Godmodder Lock)(Critically Wounded)
Karpinsky - CP: 31
Krill13 - CP: 24
O.R.I.G.I.N. - CP: 0
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 1 (has paradox void cards, absorbed Bad Luck, hexagonaherbs, 7 Homestuck Aspect vials(Life/Void/Mind/Blood/Doom gone), Vial of Aspects(12 power), BUFFNESS), Save Point: [AG]Psychic Overlord II: 9,000,000/9,000,000 HP, 3,500,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 2/2, Special: OMLDC: 5/5 (When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x15 damage)(+300,000 HP/turn)(Boss))
Pionoplayer - CP: 96 (has Ornate Ring)
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 5
That-Random-Guy - CP: 52 (protected from 1 attack)(has Echolocation)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 2 (has paradise grenade(teleports enemies to paradise), Summonspitter heart, essence of blood, grenades, bit of Dragon soul, entropic glass shard, one Entropic Die)
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 18 (protected from 1 attack)
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 7 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]The Ego - CP: 95 (+10,000 HP sword, Delicious cake, one use of Somno powers, Player Eye, Player Knife, RGB control panel(has red, green, blue buttons), four-leaf clover)
Vylad - CP: 8 (wearing Impervium Armour, protects from damage!)(has Wound healer, Coin Flipper)
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 0 (has Mook Kill Switch, more of a BBB, +1,000A Iron sword, 10,000 damage token, 1 Multiplier Orb, faint godmodder energy (about to disappear!))
Player Inventory:
Bonfire(3 uses left)(Spend your entire turn resting here to heal)
Ultimate Orb of Shielding(+1 attack shield to everything on field)
Orb of Resurrection (Revives one dead allied entity at full strength)
Time Accelerator (Causes an entity to experience 10 turns of time in 1 turn)
True Multiplier Orbs x 2
Godmodding Vol. 1
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Double Rainbow Ticket x 1, Medkit x 2, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Miniature Doormaker Plushy, Bravely Default Asterisks, Mirror Frame, Black Filling, Economy-Melting Bank Note
Charge Booster (damage: 7/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
God of Dreams aid
Ring with United States of America Smash(3 uses left)
Celestial Guidance(2 uses left)
Magical Obliteration(1 use left)
Desperation Shield(Leaves one Player at mortally wounded if they would otherwise die)
CP Converter
Base Player Power: 50,000
Arsenical - CP: 8(1 post in debt!)
Bill Nye - CP: 18 (has super sharp gold sword - 3 power left, burny iron sword - 3 power left, bow and arrow - 3 power)
Captain.cat - CP: 52 (protected from 1 attack)(has 1 Boost Stone)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 3 (protected from 1 attack)(has Full Restore, Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Overpowering Poison, Remnant crypt energy, EMP, Mopium)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 1 (has Cybil's blood sample, anti-infantry railgun, pocket reactor(1 power), power armor)
Crusher48 - CP: 3 (Has Bost stone, Tactician Soul in a Bottle, Scanner Cannon)
Dangan_Machin - CP: 9
Daskter - CP: 0 (has Boosted Evolve Hunters)
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 0 (Espionage ghost)(Excalibur - 22 Power)
Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 15
Ender_Smirk - CP: 6 (has Shadow Agitator)
[N+1]EternalStruggle - CP: 0
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 0 (has the Retcon Revenger - has a powerful hidden effect, bag of nine-sided die)
General_Urist - CP: 10 (Shotgun of Dope - 2 power left, attack debuffs whoever it hits)
GoldHero101 - CP: 25 (has Leoano (Soul Break), 70 power left, Greatsword, Self damage ticket)
I'mTotallyNot-R.O.B - CP: 0
[N+2]Joebobobob - CP: 22 (has nice bed, infinite charmzard energy, 4 Boost Stones, 1 Cleansed (?) Multiplier Orb, Sub-par godmod lock, Something, Godmodder Lock)(Critically Wounded)
Karpinsky - CP: 31
Krill13 - CP: 24
O.R.I.G.I.N. - CP: 0
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 1 (has paradox void cards, absorbed Bad Luck, hexagonaherbs, 7 Homestuck Aspect vials(Life/Void/Mind/Blood/Doom gone), Vial of Aspects(12 power), BUFFNESS), Save Point: [AG]Psychic Overlord II: 9,000,000/9,000,000 HP, 3,500,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 2/2, Special: OMLDC: 5/5 (When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x15 damage)(+300,000 HP/turn)(Boss))
Pionoplayer - CP: 96 (has Ornate Ring)
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 5
That-Random-Guy - CP: 52 (protected from 1 attack)(has Echolocation)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 2 (has paradise grenade(teleports enemies to paradise), Summonspitter heart, essence of blood, grenades, bit of Dragon soul, entropic glass shard, one Entropic Die)
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 18 (protected from 1 attack)
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 7 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]The Ego - CP: 95 (+10,000 HP sword, Delicious cake, one use of Somno powers, Player Eye, Player Knife, RGB control panel(has red, green, blue buttons), four-leaf clover)
Vylad - CP: 8 (wearing Impervium Armour, protects from damage!)(has Wound healer, Coin Flipper)
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 0 (has Mook Kill Switch, more of a BBB, +1,000A Iron sword, 10,000 damage token, 1 Multiplier Orb, faint godmodder energy (about to disappear!))
Player Inventory:
Bonfire(3 uses left)(Spend your entire turn resting here to heal)
Ultimate Orb of Shielding(+1 attack shield to everything on field)
Orb of Resurrection (Revives one dead allied entity at full strength)
Time Accelerator (Causes an entity to experience 10 turns of time in 1 turn)
True Multiplier Orbs x 2
Godmodding Vol. 1
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Double Rainbow Ticket x 1, Medkit x 2, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Miniature Doormaker Plushy, Bravely Default Asterisks, Mirror Frame, Black Filling, Economy-Melting Bank Note
Charge Booster (damage: 7/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
God of Dreams aid
Ring with United States of America Smash(3 uses left)
Celestial Guidance(2 uses left)
Magical Obliteration(1 use left)
Desperation Shield(Leaves one Player at mortally wounded if they would otherwise die)
CP Converter
Base Player Power: 50,000
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Ranger_Strider_
The one who does lots of Striding
BREAK THE BRIDGE!
FOCUS
I unleash the heat of the sun, focused down to the length of the bridge by the Godmodder.
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I unleash the heat of the sun, focused down to the length of the bridge by the Godmodder.
Paradoxdragonpaci
Schrödinger’s Dragon
I ask the Scout on progress on his report while he continues doing it this turn.The Restorer is going to tend to the Temporal Guardian's Exhaustion
(x3)"I will focus on buying us an extra turn..."
I summon a Cloud of Water Droplets and then pump some SO2 and NO into it turning it into Acid Rain,at a concentration,well the Iron Bridge is going to get some very Large Holes here,with Strider heating up the Bridge,the chemical reaction dissolving the bridge quickens !!
"hey,Moniker,are you feeling alright,do you need a break ?? Please don't tell me..."
If we are going to read a Truth,I suggest we read the Truth on Arbiters
(x3)"I will focus on buying us an extra turn..."
I summon a Cloud of Water Droplets and then pump some SO2 and NO into it turning it into Acid Rain,at a concentration,well the Iron Bridge is going to get some very Large Holes here,with Strider heating up the Bridge,the chemical reaction dissolving the bridge quickens !!
"hey,Moniker,are you feeling alright,do you need a break ?? Please don't tell me..."
If we are going to read a Truth,I suggest we read the Truth on Arbiters
Hmm. ES recalled something that meant his deep dive into the Forgotten Tongue might not be over yet.
He teleported in front of the Godmodder, and flashed a wicked grin, eyes pitch black. Before the Godmodder could do anything, he spoke another three syllable spell, voice suitably awesome and terrible in the original senses of the words.
"Go Ta Mo."
As we already know, Go is a syllable often used in spells to banish the life from an enemy completely. While the Godmodder would have an innate resistance to those, so it can only do a bit of damage, it still provides the relevant metaphysical "punch" to the incantation.
Ta gave the means for the attack to travel to the Godmodder, for it was the syllable of instantaneous transmission, used in many other spells for speedy delivery of their package to the desired location. A reliable and common but usually extraneous addition to any spell. However, with the Godmodder about, it always paid to make sure the target was hit without a chance for them to dodge or counter.
Mo, perhaps retroactively short for Modder (the creation of the First Language was arguably at least partially atemporal, from what ES understood), was the Universal Curse, an all purpose insult. It would provide the targeting, as such a syllable could only refer to the Godmodder in this current context, since it was made to describe the Godmodders exactly, although before the Godmodder or indeed his creator ever came to be, confusingly enough. A flawless lock on for the rest of the spell to follow.
Was this the original infamous Go-using spell? No, but this variant would serve its purpose well enough. Sadly, due to the CoR, even if he did fully recreate the additional spell it was unlikely to work, as this spell would probably let the Godmodder be immune to Primal Speech (the language had a lot of names) inflicted damage. Still, that hardly mattered.
As for his forces? The Ordnance Cruisers would heal the Apex up to full, the Construction Drones would begin making a second Fortifier Tripod, and the Iteration Stations would have their first subject be the Attack Frigates.
He teleported in front of the Godmodder, and flashed a wicked grin, eyes pitch black. Before the Godmodder could do anything, he spoke another three syllable spell, voice suitably awesome and terrible in the original senses of the words.
"Go Ta Mo."
As we already know, Go is a syllable often used in spells to banish the life from an enemy completely. While the Godmodder would have an innate resistance to those, so it can only do a bit of damage, it still provides the relevant metaphysical "punch" to the incantation.
Ta gave the means for the attack to travel to the Godmodder, for it was the syllable of instantaneous transmission, used in many other spells for speedy delivery of their package to the desired location. A reliable and common but usually extraneous addition to any spell. However, with the Godmodder about, it always paid to make sure the target was hit without a chance for them to dodge or counter.
Mo, perhaps retroactively short for Modder (the creation of the First Language was arguably at least partially atemporal, from what ES understood), was the Universal Curse, an all purpose insult. It would provide the targeting, as such a syllable could only refer to the Godmodder in this current context, since it was made to describe the Godmodders exactly, although before the Godmodder or indeed his creator ever came to be, confusingly enough. A flawless lock on for the rest of the spell to follow.
Was this the original infamous Go-using spell? No, but this variant would serve its purpose well enough. Sadly, due to the CoR, even if he did fully recreate the additional spell it was unlikely to work, as this spell would probably let the Godmodder be immune to Primal Speech (the language had a lot of names) inflicted damage. Still, that hardly mattered.
As for his forces? The Ordnance Cruisers would heal the Apex up to full, the Construction Drones would begin making a second Fortifier Tripod, and the Iteration Stations would have their first subject be the Attack Frigates.