Defeat The Godmodder

[Krill13]

Proposed Actions:
[1]
Eyowe approaches and calms the currently-in-an-identity-crisis [Lemon] Quester, asking him to take a seat(a comfy one you heathen) to remind him of who he is. Back in the days when [Lemon] Quest was just [Cake] Quest, the [Lemon] Quester, as well as his family, were avid [Lemon] Quest-goers. If one were to say that these guys were the biggest [Lemon] Quest fans, they wouldn't be wrong. Those were such simple times. Then, one awful, rainy day, his family was taken away from him by [Lemon] Quest-merchandise-wearing men. It was upon that day that the [Lemon] Quester became the [Lemon] Quest Hater swearing to take it down with all he's got.

But what the [Lemon] Quester didn't know was that it was actually a frame-up to try to incriminate [Lemon] Quest. Who was the one responsible for such an evil deed? Why, it was [Lemon] Quest's most prominent competitor at the time, Pi Quest(Pie Quest was already used and these guys were trying to be more original). They knew that the [Lemon] Quester and his family were the biggest fans of [Lemon] Quest, so they opted to get rid of them by hiring some goons to do it, it's just that they missed the [Lemon] Quester himself. Upon learning that he would become the [Lemon] Quest Hater though, they let him be.

So where is Pi Quest now? Gone. They had a good run, but years of hiring goons to do bad stuff without actually paying for their own stuff caused their business to go under. Of course, the [Lemon] Quester would want revenge, but with Pi Quest being gone, who does he bring all this revenge onto? Well, as it turns out, Eyowe knows who founded Pi Quest. It was Go An Na. Go An Na started Pi Quest.

As soon as the [Lemon] Quester makes all his vows to beat up Go An Na and all that, Eyowe pulls out two red Hat and gives them to the [Lemon] Quester. With a bit of editing as well as some certain refueling, the [Lemon] Quester should be now at 100% Hatred, and he is now sustained by his Hatred towards Go An Na.

[2]
You know, PR's a thing businesses should worry about, and Eyowe is now thinking that all this "Chance to have actions be tossed into [Lemon] Quest" thing is not good for PR. Still having influence over [Lemon] Quest (because he is still [Lemon] Quest, and [Lemon] Quest is still he), he turns off all that thingy that makes people have a chance to be forced to waste their action on [Lemon] Quest. This should increase PR for [Lemon] Quest, and as such, there will be more people(probably non-Players) who will actually want to do [Lemon] Quest and not just be forced to do it.

 

[AnyaOfFlame]

Action One: Complete Lemon-quest (-1)

Action Two: Build another progenitor machine (+30 Clones per turn, automatically equipped with sonic guns.)

Action Three: Build another progenitor machine (+30 Clones per turn, automatically equipped with sonic guns.)

(Can I use clones to help me complete the Lemon Quest faster?)

 

[Paradoxdragonpaci]

(x1)The Party intensifies it's outreach efforts,making a rousing speeches and gaining momentum for it's Vote,the Clones also print out some brochures and personally give them out to the Residents,they also proceed to propose some minor adjustments to existing policies for better efficiency and to gain an understanding of the other political forces in the Council

(x2)I prepare another food-based Item a butterscotch cinnamon pie,so as to tempt Frisk to our side,

For the Dough,I first Preheat a Fancy High-Tier Gold oven to 350ºF. While i combine the flour,ground from the Wheat which is used to bake Bread that can feed a town with a single loaf,Ultimate sugar from the Plane of Sugar,Spice and Everything Nice,a vanilla bean,harvested this time straight from the Vanilla Quintessential, and a sprinkle of salt,a cubic crystallization of the tears shed from the eyes of the Storms.
I then Add Supreme butter from some Enchanted Golden Apple Cows from a certain Minecraft World and shortening and then work the mixture between my claws until the mixture resembles coarse meal.
I then Drizzle in ice-cold buttermilk,made of course from the milk from scratch, and continue working to form dough. I then Shape the dough into a disc and wrap tightly in plastic wrap before Refrigerating for 2 to 24 hours.I then Rolled it out and placed it into the Platinum pie pan, which will give the finished product a nice healthy glow..I then Roll out the excess dough and cut out small squares from them I then Brush egg wash from Phoenix eggs along the edges and then arrange the dough squares in a pixelated design.I Prick the bottom and inside edges of the pie crust with a fork before Covering the pie with Heatproof plastic wrap and then fill it with some Pie Weights for it to keep it's shape before brushing Egg wash onto the edges of the crust.I then Bake for 35 minutes until golden brown around the edges inside the Gold Oven before Removing the Pie Weights and baking another 10 to 15 minutes.
For the Filling, I whisk Celestial Lunar cornstarch, some salt and egg yolks from the Phoenix Eggs until smooth before Whisking in the Enchanted Golden Apple Cow milk.While In a saucepan,I melt Secret butter over medium high heat and add dark brown sugar brought from the exotic lands of Fallen Cities and Destroyed Stars.I then Bring it to a boil and whisk constantly for 3 minutes.I then Combine the cream mixture and the sugar mixture before Slowly whisking in the egg mixture.I then Add salt and the cinnamon of Nostalgia,also from the Plane of Sugar Spice and Everything Nice,and then bring to a boil, whisking constantly.
Once the mixture thickened, I remove it from heat and then whisk in some Whimsical butterscotch chips,given from a Faraway Land where everything is exactly the same,but something has changed.For Decoration,I Pour the filling into the pie shell and then smooth the top.Place the pie on a cooling rack for an hour with some whipped cream on top before i freeze the entire thing in time so it remains scrumptious before placing it into my Inventory

 

[Bill Nye]

OOC: I am back! Alright Bill, Take it over!

"umm... What was that?"
"I don't know... !!"
"What is it?"
"Look! its..."
Bill turns to look to see Frisk. Frisk looks over at Bill and they both make eye contact. "I can't believe it... They are really here!"
Something stirred inside Bill. His eyes started to flash red. The other A.I's shut down one after another. Bill walked slowly towards them. But then the Unsealed Throne causes some noise which stops Bill dead in his tracks. Bill smiles and rushes to the Unsealed Throne. ...god he's scary.

Action 1-3: Bill suddenly has its eyes turn red and creates 2 giant red sythes and jumps towards them. Bill slashes at it with a look of insanity. Bill kept screaming as he kept at it. Bill then turned his 2 sythes into a terrifying Giant red Gaster Blaster and blows is to kingdom come. Bill then... umm... Bill? why are you looking at me like that? Wait, he's gone. Where on earth is h-
... oh god. Bill, wait a moment, Think about this. Do you really want to do this? Bill, Stay back! I SAID STAY BACK!! ... no. no NO NO NOOOOOOOOO-


ERROR: PRIMARY NARRATOR HAS BEEN DELETED!! LOCATING NEW NARRATOR.............
LOCATED! ENTITY NAMED AS, "D.E.T.E.R.M.I.N.A.T.I.O.N". APPOINTING NEW NARRATOR...................
DONE!


... Did you miss me? Of course, you did. Now that the narrator is gone. I am in charge for a while. HEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!



BACKUP NARRATOR ACTIVATED!

OOOOOOOOOooooo.... oh... I am alive. Thank god. Geez. Bill is going mad now. hmmm... I need to figure this out. In the meantime, Let's take a look to see what Kirby is up too.

Kirby, now having the sensors on to see the battle that is going on, sees Frisk. Kirby goes wide-eyed. Kirby communicates to Shadrix, "Sir! I found them!"
"Found who?"
"FRISK!!"
Kirby shouted that which caused Gaster and Sans to hear. Gaster smiles, "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WE FOUND THEM. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS."
"huh. i thought that kid bit the dust."
"I thought so too. Well, Now you know what to do. Use that machine to extract the evil Determination and get the kid's determination."
"But won't the kid notice?"
"Don't worry, the kid won't feel a thing. They will hardly notice the difference. Now, let's finish Chara for good."
"Umm... sir? we got a problem."
"What now?"
"The machine needs to charge first. It needs... 3 turns for it to fully charge."
"... crap. Alright. What about Bill?"
"Checking... ...oh my god."
"What?"
"...Here, take a look for yourself."
Kirby brings up the footage of Bill's last attack. His eyes are blood red. The red A.I's Integrity is at 999.9999%. "Oh no... Kirby, activate that thing now before anything else bad happens, divert all power to that machine, We got to get that thing off of him and fast. status on the other A.I's?"
"The others are all deactivated. The Red A.I is the only one on now."
"Dammit! Ok, Hurry! We don't have much time!"
"Aye sir!"
Shadrix cuts communication and gives a big sigh. Gaster heals Shadrix up to full and sans takes a nap.


TO BE CONTINUED...


BATTLE SCHEMATIC

Scene = Throne Room

AC
Shadrix HP: 99999999999999 ATK: ??? DEF: ??? (Suit set into ATK mode) (Filled with DETERMINATION)
sans HP: 1 DEF: 1 (Powered by Shadrix's DETERMINATION) (Has a 100% dodge rate) (dodge rate can lower if tired)
Gh@st3r HP: 666666 ATK: 6666 DEF: 66666 (Can't be harmed by normal means) (Can glitch out the enemy)

PC
Chara HP: 0? ATK: 99 DEF: 99 (Filled with Determination) (Has 7 Butterscotch Pies) (can be revived upon death)
Flowey HP: 1000 ATK: 31 DEF: 20 (made with Chara's Glitches) (Can trap an entity) (can hide underground)


D.E.T.E.R.M.I.N.A.T.I.O.N Integrity status: That won't be necessary.

 

[Captain.Cat]

I decide that for now I'll work on completing some parts of the Lemon quest. (3 CP)

 

[The quiet watcher]

The quiet watcher begins the journey to the Ruins of Namelessness, using his dimensional doorways to speed through the plains of Passage to reach the Village of Violence.

 

[Winkins]

...

I shed a tear at the harshness of life. The anti levitating machine I was working on takes it as a suitable energy source and continues to work on itself.

 

[Daskter]

3x Well if a bed is really well hidden in a cave, just destroy the entire cave with explosives!
You don't need tofind the stupid bed that way.

 

[Moniker]

1 action: I read an entry of the Perfect Condition Journal.

2 actions: The Wooden Mansion is on fire. Collectively, we did not start the fire. Me, on the other hand... yeah, I totally started the fire.

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Perfect condition journal:

Ah! Recently, I rolled a bad Paradox Roll, and I've been stuck in this delightful Minecraft world! However, I met a new friend: The Defender Captain! He's very nice, and he's given me instructions on how to escape. I will follow the instructions and surely overcome all obstacles!

Collectively, we ~3% started the fire. -33% wooden mansion intact-ness!

Message to Defenders: Alright, there's a sidequest. However, we're currently busy and won't be able to help with the sidequest, and your snowballing efforts seem highly aggressive. So, if you want to not draw the ire of our forces, I would recommend that one of you man the mortar and fire it at a PG entity, while the rest of you complete the sidequest. Your tower is well-defended enough right now, and as far as I can tell, Go An Na's forces have yet to even try to attack it.

Entity Orders: Hey Superman, there's a Lemon Quest that needs to be solved for the safety of the universe. You have superspeed, that's a perfect thing for you to solve.

Action 1: I take a dazed NPC and induce a hallucination, making them think I already have the item they want. Thus, they give me the item that i need to give to the next NPC down the line, and then the next, and so on and so on until I can get the Lemon and end this quest.

If they don't fall for the hallucination, I use mind control on them to force them to hand over the item, then speed back through the rest of this stupid fetch quest.

Action 2: I summon an elite squad of Hypixel Bed Warriors, elite Minecraftians highly specialized at finding and smashing beds. They're sent after Frisk's respawn points to dig them up and smash them.

Action 3: Frisk isn't Chara, but they're still far too close for my liking. FAR too close. He's probably going to use "But It Refused" to prevent himself from dying once he drops to critical health.

Thankfully, while Frisk believes in utter genocide and cannot be stopped by any known means, Frisk has a strict moral code. He believes that anyone and everyone can be turned peaceful through enough effort and good ACTs. Super-idealistic, but it made sense for his home setting, where he had the ability to reset time every time he made a mistake, and 90% of the monsters he was encountering were misunderstood and weren't really scary monsters anyways.

But in the real world, talking doesn't solve all your problems. At some point, you have to FIGHT for the survival of your people.

Frisk. We're not fighting because we're evil. We're fighting because we're forced to. An eldritch entity known as Go An Na had just attempted to start a time loop. Not in an attempt to go back in time and fix what's right, but merely for amusement, watching everything repeat forever and ever for all eternity, with nothing truly being done. In a last bid, the Temporal Guardian was able to stop time in this dimension just before the time loop was set to begin. We were going to organize a measure to stop the time loop from occuring, but Go An Na detected us and interfered, unleashing all of its special attacks on us at the same time, and summoning several armies of minions.

If we didn't fight, reality would have ceased to exist by now. And unless you're somehow able to convince Go An Na to give up, we'll have to fight to survive. Even you should know that FIGHTing is sometimes the only option.

Based on Undertale lore, it is impossible for Frisk to have achieved a True Pacifist ending without having previously reached a Neutral ending. Such an ending would involve an encounter with Omega Flowey, a terrifying godlike abombination that required FIGHTing to resolve. Yes, it was actually defeated by gaining the aid of the other six SOULs it had captured, and yes, he had the option to spare him after he was defeated, but at the end of the day, he could not have stopped him without a fight.

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At some point, Lemon Quest did a double mobius reacharound, and having one item wouldn't be enough anymore. Of course, you still progress 10,000 parts down the line with this method, but leaving parts uncompleted will almost certainly stab you in the butt later on. -15% Lemon Quest functionality!

Each of Frisk's bed points is now losing 3% intact-ness each turn!

Frisk ignores you. He shall pacify all.

FOCUS

I put on a pair of X-Ray Goggles, which let me see through environment objects (like the ground) but which show entities and quest objectives (like Frisk's beds).

I look around and spot Frisk's third bed. I head over to it and create a Nether portal. I then shove the bed through the portal. Next time Frisk wakes up in it, the results will be surprisingly pyrotechnic.

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(You end up using your goggles to help with Lemon Quest once. 8 parts complete, now you need to get the EYOWE from the PLACE THING)

You don't find the bed, but you do conclusively say that it is NOT in a very large area! -35% intact-ness!

So, no CP then? Oh well, I create a bull dozer that I order to destroy the Mile-long Wall Of Beds.

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You use the bulldozer to help with Lemon Quest once, bulldozing 8 parts! Other than that, mountains of dropped bed items start causing lag! -32% intact-ness!

1. I use the mortar on the wooden mansion.
2. I try to sit on the unsealed throne
3. I make appear explosive kamikaze penguin (you read that right) to attack the [PG] entities

If Frisk engages me, I hide in my soundproof costume like a tortoise, put my fingers in my ears and sing the belgium national anthem.

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The first action is stolen by Lemon Quest! You complete 8 parts!

The Unsealed Throne is really controlled by the king sitting on it. Its called "The Throne" and not "The King" because the boss is a representation of the power of the Throne and kings in general. Its super deep, man. In any case, you and the king have an awkward shoving match to sit on the Throne which the King eventually wins.

The explosive kamikaze penguin runs up to the Unsealed Summonspitter and explodes, dealing 60,000 damage!

"Ok... I need this."

3 ACTION FOCUS - MONADO PURGE: I fly towards the wooden mansion respawn point and slice into the respawn point with the Monado, with Monando Purge. (I'mmmm doing this. I might regret this.)

Moniker... Bring us to the end of Lemon Quest! Or at least, help us!

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One of your actions gets stolen by Lemon Quest! 8 parts complete! With the rest, you cut the wooden mansion to pieces! Entire swathes of blocks appear, and multiple beds within the mansion's disproportionately large number of bedrooms are destroyed! -34% mansion intact-ness!

Alright. Lemon Quest refuses to die, so maybe another Emergency Override could help!

ES informs the mile-long wall of beds that it is to be demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass, as was outlined in the local planning and development centre's basement. Behind the locked door with two tigers chained in front of it with the "keep out" sign, in the room filled with poison gas through the Nether Portal. There is a disappointing lack of cries of anguish from the inanimate objects, but it does mean he can get to work immediately with all his actions. Swiftly, a giant swathe of beds are turned to splinters by a massive wave of deconstructor robots. Then, after that, ES is informed that this reference doesn't make sense because he's doing this on the surface of the planet, so he calls the entire thing a total wash and just blows up a nuke next to it, conveniently right on top of some of the remaining beds.

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Lemon Quest takes an action, as it is apparently wont to do. -8 parts to do.

The beds are destroyed by nukes and robots, and eventually thrown in a woodchipper and rebuilt as genuine wooden wastebaskets. -36% wall intact-ness!

I go over to the Wall of Beds and uproot a whole bunch of them. If they're bolted down, I pry them off with a crowbar. I then build a trebuchet and use it to fling all the uprooted beds through the windows of Frisk's wooden mansion.... y'know, the same mansion that is now (hopefully) ON !!FIRE!!.

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-24% intact-ness to each of those bed structures! The wall of beds is reduced to only a small pile of beds at this point, and the mansion is crumbling to nothingness! Frisk is about to lose some of their resting places!

I run over to the mortar, and take a look. It's good work, but compared to the weaponary I'm used to, it's pathetic. PATHETIC, I SAY. No offense to the mortar creators.
First, I hook it up to a few Dakka generators, which siphon Dakka from the Elemental Plane of Gun itself, increasing the firepower of the mortar. Then, I flex tape some extra guns to it, and more guns, and more gun, and- wait I already used the more guns joke oops. The unoriginality of this is quickly transmuted into more energy, powering up the mortar even more.
The mortar is upgraded! Not sure what effects this will have. Maybe it can be used twice, or just debuffs and splash?

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You give the mortar a whole load of upgrades - now, enemies hit by it will be stunned and unable to act for a turn!

Hmmm, the Temporal Guardian is quite powerful in most categories yet there still is room for improvement. Nothing truly major but, as always, I will spend actions on my entities anyway.

Being classified as a miniboss is nice and all but I feel that might not be enough. Sure, it includes enough status effect resistance to shrug off the Sealed Zombie but Players have certainly managed to get around this level of resistance before. It needs to be improved to avoid the painful avenue known as status effects.

Weaving swarms of nanomachines from the ground I imbue them with both magical energy and metaphysical links to each other. Some energy is devoted to creating redundancy against take over and subversion but the vast majority go to making them mystically capable. I send the swarms to the Temporal Guardian to spread themselves evenly across its body before revealing their power.

You see, with appropriate patterns and symbols you can focus magical energy into a variety of roles like wards. However after a certain point only specialized wards can maintain their effectiveness, general purpose ones are simply unable to keep up with specialization. Thus normally it's a grueling task to properly layer wards due to the space needed for the highest tier wards.

Unless, of course, you have magically imbued nanomachines. The potency of wards are truly enhanced when the imagery making up the wards themselves can reconfigure instantly to match the situation. Screw you status effects, the Temporal Guardian has no time for your shenanigans! (x3)

Now, orders!

"Oh, my friend," I place a hand onto the Temporal Guardian's shoulder. "I feel it's time to deal with that Pionoplayer from DLE. I apologize for the intensity of them is current battle, I can only wait until we reach its conclusion and a proper 'welcome back' can be provided. Until then, keep up the good work!"

Wesley Crusher can work to improve the Temporal Guardian's dodge rate but otherwise leaving the other entities to pick their own targets seems acceptable, can't think of any truly terrible costs of leaving them be.

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2 of your actions are cruelly taken from you by the monstrous Lemon Quest! 16 parts complete!

With your remaining action, you can only half-complete giving the Temporal Guardian an additional layer of status resistance. One more action will finish it.

The Temporal Guardian nods.

Tugging DLE Piono right in front of Frisk, (I.E. getting him to engage since I don't want to come up with ways of keeping him stunned, and I can't one turn kill him) the Heir tugs loose the silk, now renaming it the Itsy Bitsy Lasso, and walks over to read these new books. He decides to check the weathered book, using minecraft style inventory physics to make certain the book won't be damaged in the process. He reads however many he still has in actions post dumping DLE Piono in front of frisk.

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Using 2 actions, you encourage DLE!Piono to attack the obvious threat - Frisk! The Temporal Guardian backs away, not wanting to mess with this stress-test.

You read 1 entry of the Weathered Journal:

Phew. I've managed to find a place to hide, where I can hopefully be alone for a little while. I've decided to summon and keep a journal for a little while - just in case some future group of Players read this.

There are 5 of us here - well, only 2 right now. We came here after rolling... I think a 3? Somehow, the battle before already feels like a distant memory. Upon landing in this place, a voice told us we needed to destroy the tower, but we had to be wary of the Defender Captain. He seems to be the only Defender around, but he was surprisingly amicable and willing to negotiate - we generally consider ourselves "good" people, so of course we had to hear him out. He gave us a sidequest to do that will really complete things, so 3 of us have left to do that - I'm down here writing this, and I think my remaining compatriot is up top keeping an eye on the Defender Captain. I'm going to poke around this area a little bit - see if its just Minecraft or if there's anything else suspicious.

PRIORITY ONE: Hah! So I have my own alternate reality corpse!
Here is an excerpt from the last turn of DLE (specifically, the last to be updated.)

so here's the description, line by line.
Voidmist: A curious resource, generated 3 per post. No cap. I had an entity to utilize Voidmist, but destroying the original such entity was no obstacle to finding further uses for it. Voidmist was produced by a dollerama sword with a red/blue handle, with the blade converted into Voidmist. This is an Item, but most of its durability came from a Soulbinding to myself, making it useless to others. On the assumption DLE!JOE is dead, it should be simple to soulbind it to myself, since we're Basically the same person... except he's younger, less experienced, and possibly more powerful. And constantly on THYME!.
Fire/water/earth/air percentages: a Leveling System I had, allowing for the use of elemental magic and the passive generation of (element%) stacks of elemental energy from one element each time I do a standard action. This was a Personal Ability. It was retained in full on death and ressurection. In terms of source, I believe I was some form of super-elemental at the time, while remaining outwardly normal. That, or it was due to a small organ located in my torso.
meter: a temporary addition to the Leveling System, with effects I don't even quite remember. it was set to disappear two deaths after creation, and as of that quote DLE!JOE had already died once, so this death would remove it. As Such, whether it was an item or Personal Ability is irrelevant. as well, it would only activate if one had access to the Leveling System, as it changed based on the use of certain abilities from it.
+2 everyonebutme: Everyonebutme was the name of a player, I believe. +2ing boosted charges.
+10 all (AHP): this was a special feature of the sidequest, given to all players. charges charged up based on health at rounds end. also, there were 5 charges at a time. This was of unknown method, but likely not an item.
Core/wisp: A method of spawning Mooks, each item had a 2-post cooldown and summoned 5-charge equivalent, freeform, entities on use. together, this averaged 5 charges per post. Additionally,if both were on cooldown, a 'Special' use could be preformed, putting both on a 6-post cooldown and spawning an entity equivalent to 25 charges. HP/Charge in DLE was, from what I recall, 1,000, though this also came with attack by default, so a pure wall would probably have more. The Core was a sphere of shifting stones, and created Golems. The Wisp was a sphere of energy, elements swirling around it, with something glowing in the middle. It summoned Elementals.
This was an Item, the use of which was a Free Action.
29 SE: SE stands for Stacks Each. When the Core or the Wisp was off cooldown, and not used, it would generate one stack for itself per post. four stacks could be used to preform a use of the relevant item without triggering cooldown. 10 stacks from both items at once could do a free use of Special. 12 stacks from both could double the power of a standard Special use. This was a Property of the Core and Wisp items.
4 THYME!: This one's interesting. You see, originally DLE!JOE got THYME by bumping into some thyme incarnation of totally-not-the-QM. This made him permanently vulnerable, and boosted power vaguely. cool and new!
Eventually Thyme stopped mattering, so he spended some charges to make it matter again! and infused some into the Core/Wisp. for every Eighth stack the two generate together (so, every sixteenth otherwise i guess?), +1 THYME unit. THYME was basically 25 charges but you better do wacky. again, this is all DLE charges. This was a Property of an Item.
in conclusion, from DLE!JOE, I reap items granting:
309 Voidmist and +3/turn (Scaling for voidmist at the time: 500 HP of healing appiece on appropriate entities (~150000 hp here, or three charges and a tiny bit per post)
and
[1 5000 hp, 1000 attack mook-level per post. (~4/15 CP/post at current rates)
OR
one 5000 hp, 1000 attack mook-level per two posts, plus one 25,000 hp 5,000 attack entity per 8 posts (~0.1125 CP/post plus attack values total. mook-level can be condensed into a 25k eventually, with this option averaging 0.05CP/post plus THYME.)]
Alright!
priority two! I summon a rock. This rock is very, very heavy. And, for some odd reason, the only being capable of applying gravity to this rock is... Frisk(s face)! This rock has 25,000 HP, no mind whatsoever, and is constantly falling onto (or pressing against) frisks face.
now, priority three! I read from the perfect journal (If an action would otherwise be lemonquested, I do this instead.)

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Unfortunately, it seems that the Anti-JOEbob forces that shot the DLE!JOEbob sanitized its corpse of everything useful. Drat.

Frisk manages to Pacify the rock, but not before taking .5 damage!

Perfect Journal Entry 2:

The Defender Captain is so pleasant to work with! Progress on the sidequest is going well, and we'll be out of her soon, I'm sure!

Due to being distracted, Alistair just throws all of his Actions into Lemon Quest. Except wait, what's this? He's purposely searching out bugs! But why- oh!

Alistair is a programmer! As such, with each bug he finds, he is able to restore Lemon Quest Functionality by 1% for each type of bug he fixes. And wouldn't you know it, but each part of Lemon Quest that he completes has its own type of bug in it! All of them are fixed.

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+15% Lemon Quest functionality! Lemon Quest is working better than ever. You're so busy fixing you don't complete a lot of parts, though.

FOCUS!
I target the unsealed throne, and drag it to the ground with chains of despair, foolishness, and doubt.

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160,000 damage to the Unsealed Throne! It feels the crushing weight of its own negative emotions...

All Actions: I disperse my consciousness into a bunch of drones. I proceed to use those drones to scout for the Plains of Passage, then return to my regular body.

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The Plains of Passage are found! They appear to be totally normal Plains. You'll have to journey across them - you can devote actions to this.

(One stolen for Lemon Quest. 8 parts complete.)

FOCUS

Continuing onward from my preparations the previous turn, I do something complex and powerful. Take out metaconceptual gun. Load metaconceptual very sharp knife. Rotate through perspectives of the universe until the pile of effort necessary to complete Lemon Quest is, y'know, a existent pile. Aim carefully. Fire. Activate the (for lack of a better word) 'there can only be one' effect.

There. Less effort (should) now finish more of Lemon Quest.

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Lemon Quest action power DOUBLED! Now, you complete 32 parts of Lemon Quest each time - made 16 thanks to Hard Mode!

I raise an eyebrow at G!Piono.
"Either there's another fic out there I didn't account for and you're not the right Pionoplayer, or my writing skills went even further downhill post timeline divergence, I mean dear godmodder you really half-GORILLAd that explanation attempt of yours.
Since you apparently don't seem too keen on actually putting real effort into your attacks, nor in participating in some mutually beneficial rampaging, I'm going to set some things straight:
I may be you, and you may be me, but there's a nuance to that you seem to have missed. You aren't dealing with a Piono, buster. You're dealing with the Piono, and while I like a good ring around as much as the next Piono, I'm not gonna give you footing if you aren't gonna put any effort into it. I brought you here expecting trickery, not a half-[butted] stand-in with delusions of grandeur. You don't get the delusions until you've put some work in dangit!

So, since we seem to have a bit dissonance on when and where to skimp out on the firepower, I'm giving you three options.
1. You put in some actual effort, and I keep helping you. As it is you're barely even doubling my already available firepower and if you're going to direct me to waste time protecting you when you don't make up for that loss? Well, I'm sure you understand why I'd be a bit skeptical about protecting an ally when they aren't willing to bring about the needed amounts of carnage.
2. You keep coasting along like you seem to be content doing right now, and I leave you be. I brought you here, gave you some info to take back home, maybe even gave you a shot at picking up some new powers and weapons where nobody's caught on to your schtick yet, and while I was hoping for something interesting I suppose I can settle for you just not getting in the way.
3. You do just that, get in the way. And I put you in the ground. Here, and in your home continuity. I didn't really expect to be using a threat like this without you trying to kill me before I got to watch you crack some skulls properly, but I guess we both got to be disappointed last round, huh? To put it bluntly, your home continuity isn't set in stone enough for you to be safe. As soon as you go back there, your butt is mine. And killing me here, even permanently, wouldn't protect you. I am absolutely petty enough to permakill my own self-insert in an embaressing way to get back at them for pissing me off in someone else's game. Of course, that doesn't handle you while your here since I have just as much control over my own actions as me, but given your performance so far? I'm honestly not worried about you being 'upset' anymore.

TL;DR, get your head in the game or get off the court. If you're not going to do any proper piono'ing during your time here I'm revoking your liscence."

Me isn't the only one in need of a talking to.

"Alright mister Defender Captain, I'm having an exceedingly bad day right now since it appears that past-super-godmodder-me is useless, so you better have a darn good reason for why none of your soldiers are actually helping us, despite that supposedly being what you're doing. I know for a fact that isn't Go An Na's doing, because if he could stop you guys from attacking he'd be able to stop our hijacked 'most hated characters' from ripping his own army to shreds."


I turn back to the battlefield.
G!me's tactical advice was actually pretty sound, dealing with the weaker enemy (there are a grand total of 4 remaining active enemies until the tower defenders inevitably turn out to be baddies and 3 of those 4 are major foes) is probably a pretty good thing for me to be focusing on. That being said... there's another thing I need to do.

Actions in order of priority (if I lose actions to lemonquest, ones further down the list go first)
1: As the Council of Fetch Quests is being gathered I use a number of favors I've accumulated from accomplishing fetch quests during my adventuring days to convince large numbers of fetch quest NPCs writing in to complain about Lemon Quest's ridiculously high step-to-reward ratio. How are normal fetch quest NPCs supposed to compete in the economy when the owners of fetch quest are allowed to rake in the rewards of thousands upon thousands of steps worth of work, while only needing to reward the player with a single cake lemon at the end of it, no matter how good? It's simply ridiculous and if the current council isn't going to do something about this economic injustice then the people will make their displeasure heard next election cycle en masse.

2: I clip a special little device onto DLE!Pionoplayer's shirt. What it does is not yet apparent, but it will become so... next round probably.

3: I challenge DLE!Pionoplayer to a smashpost contest! It's his one greatest skill (so much so he even got a special skill for it) and he cannot bear to have his title of greatest smashposter of all time bemsirched like that! He will spend an extra action next round assembling his smashpost, causing his smashpost meter to go up by one more than it normally would at the cost of his normal actioning abilities being spent creating it. In return, I forfeit one of my next actions next round towards creating the ultimate smashpost to counter his! (don't worry Moniker I'm not going to make you read something hundred thousand words next round if this works I have something better in mind.)

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In the end, the higher authority intervenes to help you. As a temporary solution, they halve the remaining number of Lemon Quest actions!

Next round (NOT this round), DLE!Pionoplayer will spend extra time developing a smashpost! If he's able.

Defender Captain: Our very life force and existence is tied to this tower. Without it, we die. Painfully.

Defender Captain: I'm sorry, but I don't want to risk that.

G!Pionoplayer's post:

Pssht. I should have expected this. Of COURSE the Pionoplayer I get thinks he's the "real" one. Well, I have a news flash for him. I achieved godmodding powers. He didn't. I'M the successful one. And if he thinks he can "put me in the ground" with his powers, he's got another thing coming.

For now, I'll let him be. I expect I'll need to deal with him later. Thanks a lot, Moniker. I should've known you'd never let me get a second copy of myself without forcing some BS "dueling selves" conflict into it.

In any case. AHEM. The battlefield. I drop a nuke on Frisk. Surely, he can't heart-dodge that.

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3 damage to Frisk!

Looking at this old server of the Internet before the Great Crash... I'm seeing a forum here... "Spacebattles", its called... this must be where you've come from, G!Pionoplayer... let me look closer.

I create a stand arrow, loaded with nanobots that will flood the bloodstream of anyone who uses it, which will allow me manipulations of perceptions, decisions, identity, and all that jazz. They also prevent their host from realizing their existence. I first use this on myself, to spawn my own stand, 「Life Will Change」, and then I provide it to Dio, and inform him of its use(but not the whole nanobots inside your bloodstream made so I can manipulate your thoughts thing). Dio will, of course, use it, granting him 「The World」. Additionally, I use the nanobots inside Dio to prevent him from using 「The World」's physical strikes to bypass Fake!Jonathon's hamon and destroy him preemptively, but I do let him the ability to stop time with 「The World」.

Stand Name: 「Life Will Change」

Musical Inspiration: Life Will Change from Persona 5

Stats:

• Power: D
• Speed: C
• Range: E
• Durability: D
• Precision: A
• Potential: B

Special Ability: 「Phantom Thief of Heart」

Special Ability Affect: When 「Life Will Change」touches a target, it can manipulate their heart from where it resides within their chest, causing them to realize their mistakes, have drastic personality shifts, enter a catatonic state, lose all their emotions, change their own personal motivations, and all sorts of permanent mind/emotion manipulation. Doing this requires some level of understanding of how the target thinks and works, or else undesirable changes come about.

Also, I threaten lemon quest that if it tries to eat one of my actions, I will not hesitate to use the dark side of the LEMONOMANCY to mutilate its poor lemons, and force more lemons into some parts, and take some out, and altogether ruin it.

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Lemon Quest, not cowed by your threats, steals one of your actions anyways! 16 parts complete!

Dio gains ZA WARUDO! Or, The World! But wait, the Temporal Guardian already has Za Warudo... who can point out the Curse of Repetitiveness violation first!?

Proposed Actions:
[1]
Eyowe approaches and calms the currently-in-an-identity-crisis [Lemon] Quester, asking him to take a seat(a comfy one you heathen) to remind him of who he is. Back in the days when [Lemon] Quest was just [Cake] Quest, the [Lemon] Quester, as well as his family, were avid [Lemon] Quest-goers. If one were to say that these guys were the biggest [Lemon] Quest fans, they wouldn't be wrong. Those were such simple times. Then, one awful, rainy day, his family was taken away from him by [Lemon] Quest-merchandise-wearing men. It was upon that day that the [Lemon] Quester became the [Lemon] Quest Hater swearing to take it down with all he's got.

But what the [Lemon] Quester didn't know was that it was actually a frame-up to try to incriminate [Lemon] Quest. Who was the one responsible for such an evil deed? Why, it was [Lemon] Quest's most prominent competitor at the time, Pi Quest(Pie Quest was already used and these guys were trying to be more original). They knew that the [Lemon] Quester and his family were the biggest fans of [Lemon] Quest, so they opted to get rid of them by hiring some goons to do it, it's just that they missed the [Lemon] Quester himself. Upon learning that he would become the [Lemon] Quest Hater though, they let him be.

So where is Pi Quest now? Gone. They had a good run, but years of hiring goons to do bad stuff without actually paying for their own stuff caused their business to go under. Of course, the [Lemon] Quester would want revenge, but with Pi Quest being gone, who does he bring all this revenge onto? Well, as it turns out, Eyowe knows who founded Pi Quest. It was Go An Na. Go An Na started Pi Quest.

As soon as the [Lemon] Quester makes all his vows to beat up Go An Na and all that, Eyowe pulls out two red Hat and gives them to the [Lemon] Quester. With a bit of editing as well as some certain refueling, the [Lemon] Quester should be now at 100% Hatred, and he is now sustained by his Hatred towards Go An Na.

[2]
You know, PR's a thing businesses should worry about, and Eyowe is now thinking that all this "Chance to have actions be tossed into [Lemon] Quest" thing is not good for PR. Still having influence over [Lemon] Quest (because he is still [Lemon] Quest, and [Lemon] Quest is still he), he turns off all that thingy that makes people have a chance to be forced to waste their action on [Lemon] Quest. This should increase PR for [Lemon] Quest, and as such, there will be more people(probably non-Players) who will actually want to do [Lemon] Quest and not just be forced to do it.

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Lemon Quest Hater is now GO AN NA HATER! They decide to leave the field on an eternal quest of revenge against Go An Na! They leave the area, and as soon as they're out of sight, they end up head to a random lightning strike.

Go An Na Hater slain!

You turn off the imaginary switch that controls if Lemon Quest steals actions! However, there's also an equally imaginary failsafe...

Action One: Complete Lemon-quest (-1)

Action Two: Build another progenitor machine (+30 Clones per turn, automatically equipped with sonic guns.)

Action Three: Build another progenitor machine (+30 Clones per turn, automatically equipped with sonic guns.)

(Can I use clones to help me complete the Lemon Quest faster?)

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16 parts of Lemon Quest complete! Now you have to get the EY^^^WE from the

Sure, you can sacrifice clones for more lemon questing! They might die in the process, though.

(x1)The Party intensifies it's outreach efforts,making a rousing speeches and gaining momentum for it's Vote,the Clones also print out some brochures and personally give them out to the Residents,they also proceed to propose some minor adjustments to existing policies for better efficiency and to gain an understanding of the other political forces in the Council

(x2)I prepare another food-based Item a butterscotch cinnamon pie,so as to tempt Frisk to our side,

For the Dough,I first Preheat a Fancy High-Tier Gold oven to 350ºF. While i combine the flour,ground from the Wheat which is used to bake Bread that can feed a town with a single loaf,Ultimate sugar from the Plane of Sugar,Spice and Everything Nice,a vanilla bean,harvested this time straight from the Vanilla Quintessential, and a sprinkle of salt,a cubic crystallization of the tears shed from the eyes of the Storms.
I then Add Supreme butter from some Enchanted Golden Apple Cows from a certain Minecraft World and shortening and then work the mixture between my claws until the mixture resembles coarse meal.
I then Drizzle in ice-cold buttermilk,made of course from the milk from scratch, and continue working to form dough. I then Shape the dough into a disc and wrap tightly in plastic wrap before Refrigerating for 2 to 24 hours.I then Rolled it out and placed it into the Platinum pie pan, which will give the finished product a nice healthy glow..I then Roll out the excess dough and cut out small squares from them I then Brush egg wash from Phoenix eggs along the edges and then arrange the dough squares in a pixelated design.I Prick the bottom and inside edges of the pie crust with a fork before Covering the pie with Heatproof plastic wrap and then fill it with some Pie Weights for it to keep it's shape before brushing Egg wash onto the edges of the crust.I then Bake for 35 minutes until golden brown around the edges inside the Gold Oven before Removing the Pie Weights and baking another 10 to 15 minutes.
For the Filling, I whisk Celestial Lunar cornstarch, some salt and egg yolks from the Phoenix Eggs until smooth before Whisking in the Enchanted Golden Apple Cow milk.While In a saucepan,I melt Secret butter over medium high heat and add dark brown sugar brought from the exotic lands of Fallen Cities and Destroyed Stars.I then Bring it to a boil and whisk constantly for 3 minutes.I then Combine the cream mixture and the sugar mixture before Slowly whisking in the egg mixture.I then Add salt and the cinnamon of Nostalgia,also from the Plane of Sugar Spice and Everything Nice,and then bring to a boil, whisking constantly.
Once the mixture thickened, I remove it from heat and then whisk in some Whimsical butterscotch chips,given from a Faraway Land where everything is exactly the same,but something has changed.For Decoration,I Pour the filling into the pie shell and then smooth the top.Place the pie on a cooling rack for an hour with some whipped cream on top before i freeze the entire thing in time so it remains scrumptious before placing it into my Inventory

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The vote is being prepared... your bold new platform "fourth the number of actions required for Lemon Quest" is gaining popularity. The council will meet soon, you need to seal the deal!

One action is stolen by Lemon Quest! 16 parts complete!

Frisk is tempted... the PIE...

Okay. For the next turn, they'll only target [PG] stuff as thanks. They can't side with you, however.

OOC: I am back! Alright Bill, Take it over!

"umm... What was that?"
"I don't know... !!"
"What is it?"
"Look! its..."
Bill turns to look to see Frisk. Frisk looks over at Bill and they both make eye contact. "I can't believe it... They are really here!"
Something stirred inside Bill. His eyes started to flash red. The other A.I's shut down one after another. Bill walked slowly towards them. But then the Unsealed Throne causes some noise which stops Bill dead in his tracks. Bill smiles and rushes to the Unsealed Throne. ...god he's scary.

Action 1-3: Bill suddenly has its eyes turn red and creates 2 giant red sythes and jumps towards them. Bill slashes at it with a look of insanity. Bill kept screaming as he kept at it. Bill then turned his 2 sythes into a terrifying Giant red Gaster Blaster and blows is to kingdom come. Bill then... umm... Bill? why are you looking at me like that? Wait, he's gone. Where on earth is h-
... oh god. Bill, wait a moment, Think about this. Do you really want to do this? Bill, Stay back! I SAID STAY BACK!! ... no. no NO NO NOOOOOOOOO-


ERROR: PRIMARY NARRATOR HAS BEEN DELETED!! LOCATING NEW NARRATOR.............
LOCATED! ENTITY NAMED AS, "D.E.T.E.R.M.I.N.A.T.I.O.N". APPOINTING NEW NARRATOR...................
DONE!


... Did you miss me? Of course, you did. Now that the narrator is gone. I am in charge for a while. HEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!



BACKUP NARRATOR ACTIVATED!

OOOOOOOOOooooo.... oh... I am alive. Thank god. Geez. Bill is going mad now. hmmm... I need to figure this out. In the meantime, Let's take a look to see what Kirby is up too.

Kirby, now having the sensors on to see the battle that is going on, sees Frisk. Kirby goes wide-eyed. Kirby communicates to Shadrix, "Sir! I found them!"
"Found who?"
"FRISK!!"
Kirby shouted that which caused Gaster and Sans to hear. Gaster smiles, "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WE FOUND THEM. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS."
"huh. i thought that kid bit the dust."
"I thought so too. Well, Now you know what to do. Use that machine to extract the evil Determination and get the kid's determination."
"But won't the kid notice?"
"Don't worry, the kid won't feel a thing. They will hardly notice the difference. Now, let's finish Chara for good."
"Umm... sir? we got a problem."
"What now?"
"The machine needs to charge first. It needs... 3 turns for it to fully charge."
"... crap. Alright. What about Bill?"
"Checking... ...oh my god."
"What?"
"...Here, take a look for yourself."
Kirby brings up the footage of Bill's last attack. His eyes are blood red. The red A.I's Integrity is at 999.9999%. "Oh no... Kirby, activate that thing now before anything else bad happens, divert all power to that machine, We got to get that thing off of him and fast. status on the other A.I's?"
"The others are all deactivated. The Red A.I is the only one on now."
"Dammit! Ok, Hurry! We don't have much time!"
"Aye sir!"
Shadrix cuts communication and gives a big sigh. Gaster heals Shadrix up to full and sans takes a nap.


TO BE CONTINUED...


BATTLE SCHEMATIC

Scene = Throne Room

AC
Shadrix HP: 99999999999999 ATK: ??? DEF: ??? (Suit set into ATK mode) (Filled with DETERMINATION)
sans HP: 1 DEF: 1 (Powered by Shadrix's DETERMINATION) (Has a 100% dodge rate) (dodge rate can lower if tired)
Gh@st3r HP: 666666 ATK: 6666 DEF: 66666 (Can't be harmed by normal means) (Can glitch out the enemy)

PC
Chara HP: 0? ATK: 99 DEF: 99 (Filled with Determination) (Has 7 Butterscotch Pies) (can be revived upon death)
Flowey HP: 1000 ATK: 31 DEF: 20 (made with Chara's Glitches) (Can trap an entity) (can hide underground)


D.E.T.E.R.M.I.N.A.T.I.O.N Integrity status: That won't be necessary.

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I... you attacked the Unsealed Throne, right? Phew... 170,000 damage to the Unsealed Throne!

I decide that for now I'll work on completing some parts of the Lemon quest. (3 CP)

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48 parts complete! The posters above and below you feel less temptation knowing you're working hard.

The quiet watcher begins the journey to the Ruins of Namelessness, using his dimensional doorways to speed through the plains of Passage to reach the Village of Violence.

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You cross the Plains of Passage with ridiculous ease. Its daytime and nothing out of the ordinary happens on your way.

You reach the village of violence! There doesn't seem to be anything special going on - its just an ordinary village. That said, it seems mostly defenseless - you should see about fixing up some defenses.

...

I shed a tear at the harshness of life. The anti levitating machine I was working on takes it as a suitable energy source and continues to work on itself.

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...sniff...

3x Well if a bed is really well hidden in a cave, just destroy the entire cave with explosives!
You don't need tofind the stupid bed that way.

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Ka-booms everywhere! You destroy 50% of the cave. Still nothing. But you've almost explored all of the cave, the bed MUST be just around the corner...

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Arbiter Action! Go!

Every single remaining Lemon Quest part is organized into a group of 4. Of those 4, one is randomly chosen. The other three parts instantly disappear. Lemon Quest Parts remaining reduced by 75%!

V:

DLE!Pionoplayer stands up to Frisk! He prepares to strike... when Frisk ACTs and chooses "Pacify".

DLE!Pionoplayer is PACIFIED!

AG:

Most of your allies, save G!Pionoplayer, fall to the ground, clutching their heads...

The Temporal Guardian fights on anyways, and slams the Unsealed Throne and the Unsealed Summonspitter! The latter takes 500,000 damage, and the Unsealed Throne is weakened enough to be slain! Unsealed Throne destroyed!

The Scrangler bites the Unsealed Summonspitter for 10,000 damage!

PG:

Pawns.
Pawns.
Pawns.
Pawns.
Pawns.

Remember your proper places.
Remember your proper places.
Remember your proper places.
Remember your proper places.
Remember your proper places.

All League of Most Hated Characters allies, save G!Pionoplayer and Frisk, go back to [PG]!

The Unsealed Throne revives as the True Throne! The scrangler gets levitated.

The Unsealed Summonspitter summons 100 Skeletons and Zombies!

N:

Defender A fires the mortar at the True Throne! 450,000 damage!

The auto-turrets fire at Dio, dealing 300,000 damage! He's weak, take him down before he regenerates!

The remaining Defenders set up an Auto-sniper!

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You worked so hard to recruit these guys to your side... and Go An Na just... stole them back! Well, you were always going to need to kill them... take them down!


MINECRAFT VALLEY:

ITINERARY:
-Destroy the Tower to Win the Sidequest you're currently in!
-Find a way to finish Lemon Quest!
-Kill every Sealed Boss!
-Remove ALL the harmful items from everybody's inventory!
-Defeat the League of Most Hated Fictional Characters!
-Suggest a good action for the Arbiter Action!

Arbiter Power: Ready next turn!

Field Effects: Lemon Quest promotion (Non-boss enemies have a 10% chance to do lemon quest)

[N]Village of Violence: Currently level 0 defenses, not under attack

[V]Frisk: 16.5/20 HP, Pacify!A (99.999% damage resistance)

[V]Frisk Respawn Point A: Wooden Mansion: 6% intact (-3%/turn)
Frisk Respawn Point B: Mile-long wall of beds: 5% intact (-3%/turn)
Frisk Respawn Point C: Bed really well-hidden in a cave: 12% intact (-3%/turn)

[PG]True Throne: 2,550,000/3,000,000 HP, inflicts auto-levitation while alive, Special: Crush: 0/5 (Boss)

[PG]Unsealed Summonspitter: 230,000/800,000 HP, Mass-Summon!A (Boss)

[PG]Zombies: 100 x 1,000 HP, 50 x 1,000A (dies when Unsealed Summonspitter dies)
Skeletons: 100 x 1,000 HP, 100 x 1,000A (dies when Unsealed Summonspitter dies)

[PG]Pionoplayer(from DLE): 1/1 HP (Pacified)

[PG]Fake Jonathan Joestar: 100,000 HP, 50,000A (immune to Dio's attacks)(self-destruct switch)(side change immunity)

[PG]Misaka Mikoto: 305,000/350,000 HP, 100,000A, Special: Railgun: 2/2 (protected from 1 attack)(side change immunity)

[PG]Old Man Henderson: 3,000,000/3,000,000 HP, 400,000 x 8A (Super Heavy)(new skill developer)(side change immunity)

[PG]Gandalf: 270,000 HP, 100,000 x 2A(side change immunity)

[PG]Superman: -----/----- HP, One-Hit-Kill!A(side change immunity)

[PG]Boruto: 200,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A (40% dodge rate)(one allied entity gets jealous of him every turn)(side change immunity)

[PG]Dio: 400,000/700,000 HP, 200,000A, Za Warudo: 0/2 (vampiric bite)(+300,000 HP/turn)(side change immunity)

[PG]Wesley Crusher: 500,000/500,000 HP, Improve!A(side change immunity)

[PG]NPC: Managing Lemon Quest! 15,532 parts remaining! Functionality at 70%! 80 parts complete/turn! (Invincible)(All part completion x32!)(HARD MODE - all part completion halved!)

[AG - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 4,605,000/6,050,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: In use! (-10,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate)(+250,000 HP per turn)(miniboss)(poison resistant)(has spatial warping necklace - saves from fatal blow)

[AG]Scrangler: 50,000 x 1 HP, 10,000 x 1A (makes more of itself every time it gets a kill, or a Player devotes a kill to it)(Auto-levitated)

[AG]G!Pionoplayer: 3/3 HP (protected from 3 attacks)

[N]Cover Wall: 500,000 HP (can be used as shelter)(defending Tower as well)
Crystallized Shield: 100,000 HP (defending everything)

[N]Barracks: 600,000 HP (+10 AutoSoldiers/turn)
Autosoldiers: 10,000 x 30 HP, 5,000 x 30A

[N]Mortar: 400,000/400,000 HP, 450,000A (needs to be operated manually, can be fired once per turn)(stuns hit enemies)

[N]Autoturret: 200,000/200,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A
Autoturret: 200,000/200,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A

[N]Auto-sniper: 400,000/400,000 HP, 500,000A (charges up 500,000A/turn)(A resets when they attack)(A S/B/D ignorant)

[N]Shield Crystal: 300,000/300,000 HP (restores 100,000 HP shield every turn)

[N]Defender Captain: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender A: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender B: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender C: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender D: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender E: 20/20 HP (designated mortar operator)

[N]The Tower: 500,000 HP

Curse of No Charging

PLAYERS:
Alastair Dragovich: 17/20 HP
Arsenical: 17/20 HP
Bill Nye: 20/20 HP (has Gauntlet)(has boots)
Captain.cat: 20/20 HP
CaptainNZZZ: 20/20 HP
Cephalos Jr.: 20/20 HP
Crusher48: 15/20 HP
Dangan_Machin: 20/20 HP (magical relic - saves from one death at 1 HP!)
Daskter: 20/20 HP (holding handful of shrapnel grenades)
Dragon of Hope?!?: 20/20 HP
Eevee Shadow Bacon: 20/20 HP (has Ring of Temptation - twice as susceptible to Cake Quest)
Ender_Smirk: 17/20 HP
EternalStruggle: 16/20 HP
FlamingFlapjacks: 17/17 HP (has tophat - contains 1 boots of slowness, 1 helmet of betrayal)
General_Urist: 20/20 HP
GoldHero101: 20/20 HP
Joebobobob: 20/20 HP
Jukebot: 20/20 HP
Karpinsky: 20/20 HP
Krill13: 20/20 HP (has Ring of Temptation x 5 - currently 800% susceptible to Cake Quest)
Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/20 HP (has superior dark chocolate)
P!Pionoplayer: 20/20 HP
Ranger_Strider_: 20/20 HP
That-Random-Guy: 20/20 HP
The_Quiet_Watcher: 20/20 HP
The_Two_Eternities: 20/20 HP
The Ego: 20/20 HP
Vylad: 20/25 HP (has wound healer)
Winkins: 30/20 HP (has Epipen)

Current Player Power: 50,000
You have the Weather-Beaten Journal and the Perfect Condition Journal.[/quote]

 

[The Ego]

(I use this action to protect myself from an action failing to due Lemonquest).


I FILL 'IM (aka DIO) WITH DAYLIGHT, instantly murdering his vampiric behind. And the rest of him.

Said daylight just so happens to be red sunlight instead of yellow, which means that Superman starts to be weakened by it until he is reduced to the level of an ordinary human. Alas, Kryptonians amirite?

 

[WHM Sukamia]

I create a sword. It is perfectly ordinary, so ordinary in fact that any entity hit by it takes damage from the ordinariness of it, rather than taking damage from the actual sword!

 

[Bill Nye]

Now that I am in control now, I believe its time to do some carnage!.

Action 1-3: Now its time I do some damage to Unsealed Summonspitter. I pull out my 2 best friends, "The Real Knives". I dash up to one and I proceed to slash at it. The knife cutting the skin feels satisfying. I laugh a burst of maniacal laughter as I continue to cut into it. I keep at it until I feel satisfied that I did some good damage.

... god dang he's scary

On the ship, the machine has begun its charge. It's locked on to Bill who is doing something that is kind scaring Kirby. Kirby keeps tabs on the machine as well as Bill.

Shadrix and Gaster are waiting for something to happen. Meanwhile, Sans is sleeping on the floor. Suddenly, the whole area starts to shake. This wakes Sans who teleports next to Shadrix. Pieces of Chara's soul start to levitate and form. A text box appeared above it saying, "But I refused!"
Chara reforms laughing. Flowey, who was hiding underground came back. Chara looked at Flowey with a sinister smile, "Flowey, I believe its time... Here..."
Chara sticks his hand out and glitches start to pour from it. The glitches create the 6 human souls. But this time, They are Hard Mode Souls. More powerful than the original 6. Chara gives them to Flowey and they start to circle around him. Flowey Laughs his evil laugh as the souls go into Flowey. Flowey suddenly disappears. Chara laughs, " Let's play another game. This time, I will be spectating. Let's see if you can handle HARD MODE Photoshop Flowey!"

Chara disappears and reappears from a distance with its arms crossed. Shadrix, Sans, and Gaster then teleport in a dark void. Suddenly, red lights blare out with an alarm in the background. A giant dark figure slowly comes in. After about 20 seconds of slowly approaching, The TV turns on to reveal Flowey's face with red eyes and green purples. The lights come on to see the full body of P. Flowey. Flowey starts to howl in laughter, The laughter shakes up the entire void. Shadrix and the gang prepare for battle.


TO BE CONTINUED...


BATTLE SCHEMATIC

Scene = Flowey's battlefield

AC
Shadrix HP: 99999999999999 ATK: ??? DEF: ??? (Suit set into ATK mode) (Filled with DETERMINATION)
sans HP: 1 DEF: 1 (Powered by Shadrix's DETERMINATION) (Has a 100% dodge rate) (dodge rate can lower if tired)
Gh@st3r HP: 666666 ATK: 6666 DEF: 66666 (Can't be harmed by normal means) (Can glitch out the enemy)

PC
Chara HP: 99 ATK: 99 DEF: 99 (Filled with Determination) (Has 7 Butterscotch Pies) (can be revived upon death)
[BOSS] P. Flowey HP: 300,000 ATK: 100 DEF: 99999 (made with Chara's Glitches) (can save and load)

D.E.T.E.R.M.I.N.A.T.I.O.N Integrity status: If you must know, my integrity is maximum ok?

 

[The quiet watcher]

The quiet watcher heard the GoAnNa's announcement, sighs, and triggers the four thousand and fifty-three high-explosive bombs he had carefully seeded throughout the battleground without anyone noticing, being the main reason why he had stopped to talk with Wesley in the first place. He had no idea how helpful that would be, but he had other things to do.

He then began building up defenses for the town, starting with a simple palisade wall before moving on to actual guard towers and reinforcing the new wall.

 

[FlamingFlapjacks]

I look at Henderson in shock. Go An Na will pay for this, insert generic revenge speech.
I tell Henderson I'm kinda sorry I have to attack him now, and ask that he just surrender or join us. If he still refuses, I sigh, and return to our side of the field. Sorry, Old Man.
X1I shake my head, and order the mortar to fire on Henderson. Then, I whip out Henderson's backstory of doom, having stolen it from the containment vault the SCP foundation was keeping it in, and set it on fire. Then, I blast it with a shotgun. And then I feed it to Cthulhu. And then I just rip it into shreds. Finally, I sprinkle it throughout the world of let's say... My Little Pony. That should stop it.
x1 I then use my Gunkinesis, along with a few totally not rigged natural 20s, to rip Henderson's shotgun out of his hands, and back into mine.
x1 And last of all, I activate my failsafe. The soul fragment I gave to Henderson is ripped out, and renters my body, giving me my 3 MHP back and significantly weakening Henderson.
Then I summon another shotgun. Why the hell not.

 

[EternalStruggle]

"...crap." ES looks up at the sudden onslaught of PG. "Well that's less than ideal."

He uses his three actions to try and deal with one problem. He gets out a specialised rifle, chambers it with Kryptonite rounds, and then fires at Superman until he's defeated. He made sure that part of the newly formed economy went into Kryptonite synthesization for just this eventuality, so he's sitting on an enormous pile of the stuff to fire at the enemy.

 

[JOEbobobob]

1]I cast burning footsteps and go for a stroll, dealing damage to every entity that comes near me or where I've been recently. I then proceed to walk over to DLE Pionoplayer, which kills him, and steal Rapture from him.
2] I mention Borutos ability. immediately, the true throne, or the summonspitter, or the lemon quest npc, becomes jealous of him and switch sides, because everything else is immune.
3] I point out that Sanitizing a corpse wouldn't remove Items which they were holding... And that the Soul-sword, at least, was rather indestructible.
{Anything that would be stolen, read the journal instead.}

 

[Ranger_Strider_]

FOCUS
I strike at the Unsealed Summonspitter, using the one means I have left: I open a portal to the plane of fire, and tie it to always be deep within the summonspitter. The flames and monsters of the plane should pour out, and destroy it from within.

 

[Ender_Smirk]

The Heir looks over all that is happening, and decides what he must do. He throws a few Ender Pearls. One takes him right next to Gandalf, another to Henderson, and a third near enough to Frisk for him to throw them close enough to activate the combat mechanic for them. The Heir then checks if he can read any more of the tattered book.

 

[General_Urist]

I go over to where Frisk is and... build an oil tank, then fill the oil tank up with oil. A large one, something like you'd find at a refinery. I try to make it a [N] entity if I can. It doesn't do anything, it's just filled with oil. What? Are you expecting more? Some fancy attack? No, just some totally innocent infrastructure and industrial development here! Surely Frisk doesn't have beef with that! Granted it is not 100% harmless, if it were to somehow rupture than flammable environmentally-unfriendly oil would spill everywhere. But why would THAT ever happen?

 

[Karpinskaya]

FOCUS
Can't say I didn't see this coming.

I take out a Gatling Gun and start shooting at Superman. He doesn't try to dodge. Why would bullets harm him?

But the bullets hit, and actually deal damage. Why? Because they're Kryptonite bullets.

Like I said. I saw this coming.

 

[CaptainNZZZ]

2 of your actions are cruelly taken from you by the monstrous Lemon Quest! 16 parts complete!

With your remaining action, you can only half-complete giving the Temporal Guardian an additional layer of status resistance. One more action will finish it.

The Temporal Guardian nods.

Click to shrink...

Irritating but, honestly, entirely expected. I finish filling the nanomachines with self replenishing magical reserves, let the Temporal Guardian's increased status effect resistance come into existence! (x1)

I hit Misaka Mikoto with a porcupine. (x1) [or *cough* conditional action *cough* this action is used to do the first action]

Dio, I see you now possess Za Warudo...I'm afraid such an ability is completely unacceptable. I sue you over the replication of this ability in accordance to the Curse of Repetitiveness.

Dio and I suddenly appear inside a courtroom, the stands full of faceless stick figures and the honorable Judge Ice Cream Man presiding.

"Your honor," I now towards the judge, "the defendant, Dio, is in clear violation of the Curse of Repetitiveness with Za Warudo."

I gesture towards the plaintiff, Temporal Guardian, sits. "My client has long possessed Za Warudo, an ability it's well known for given the current crisis. Since Update LVIII in fact, there is no doubt as to who is the rightful entity to possess this ability. Dio is, without a doubt, in direct violation of the Curse of Repetitiveness and thus must suffer the consequences."

I walk back to the table and sit back down, hearing Dio's lawyer helplessly spout out useless claims for an insanity defense, a position Judge Ice Cream Man hates to an insane degree. It's a shame really, the cost for losing the case will have Dio lose the ability and, at least, sacrifice a lot of his HP to the Temporal Guardian. (x1)

Assuming Misaka Mikoto lacks her attack shield both her and Gandalf (or Dio if he's still alive). Otherwise Gandalf and a PG target of the Temporal Guardian's own choosing find themselves in pieces.

 

[DanganMachin]

1. I make my costume stronger so that he can be used has an light armor
2. I make my costume heavier for action 3
3. I start to roll around in my costume to crush the [PG] entities.

If action 1 or 2 get taken by lemon quest, action 3 is not done and used to replace one of the two

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

1 action: I take an axe and chop the last flaming remains of the Wooden Mansion into pieces.

1 action: I take the blankets from the Mile-Long Wall of Beds, cut them up, and resew them into blankets for recently-sheared sheep.

1 action: I drink a Night Vision potion and explore the branching tunnels of the cave, searching for the bed. When I find it, I toss it into a nearby lava pool.

 

[Cephalos Jr.]

I teleport in several police departments of the US, along with the National Guard and others. Old Man Henderson is promptly arrested on several counts of murder, property damage, and other crimes.
Following the arrest of Old Man Henderson, I give the villagers of the Village of Violence combat training.

 

[Crusher48]

2x Action: Alright, lemon quest is going down.

With a focused simultaneous strike, I hit the memory centers of all of the lemon quest NPCs and destroy their item recognition capabilities. Now, they'll think that any item that gets handed to them is (one of) the items they want. Now it doesn't matter what the items are, any NPC will accept any item.

That should make it easy to finish this quest.

Action 3: I drop Frisk off of a nearby skyscraper. Naturally, Superman rushes in at to save them at the last second, before realizing Frisk isn't on the same team. Now Frisk and Superman must fight!