Defeat The Godmodder

[That-Random-Guy]

FOCUS

Chair. Other chair. More chairs. Chair pyramid. Tall podium. Loud speaker. Lemon suit. (As in a fancy suit covered with images of Lemons.) I talk about Lemons. I shout about Lemons. I enthuse about Lemons, their benefits, their tastiness, their superiority over Cake. I speak of Lemon Quest's importance as a machination of Goanna.

All [PG] units, want to, wish to, shall, must, WILL, work to complete Lemon Quest.

For them, THERE IS REQUIREMENT

 

[Daskter]

1x I read the LAST entry of the Perfect Condition Journal.

 

[GoldHero101]

"Now!"

3 ACTION FOCUS - BESEECH: "Moniker... we REALLY need to complete Lemon Quest. Help us out!" I use my actions to do lemon quest.

 

[Alastair Dragovich]

Alistair smiles, and rounds up every Minecraft Player he can find. After all...

He needs them to complete the next portion of Lemon Quest! As it turns out, a ARBITER ACTION REQUIRED number of actions require Minecraft Mob Loot Drops! And he needs the Minecraftian's help to kill the Summons that the Unsealed Summonspitter has brought forth. Because this will Complete Lemon Quest Parts, it can't be eaten! And so the minecraftians kill the Mobs, allowing Alistair to blitz through an obscene number of parts of the Quest!

 

[AnyaOfFlame]

Action One: Complete the Lemon-Quest. (-1)

Action Two: I Build another progenitor machine (+30 Clones per turn, automatically equipped with sonic guns.)

Action Three: I Build another progenitor machine (+30 Clones per turn, automatically equipped with sonic guns.)

Free Action: I force a clone to write a scathing review about the Lemon-Quest guide.

(Does anyone remember how many clones I have now.. Like seriously...)

 

[Paradoxdragonpaci]

(X1) I give my Superior Dark Chocolate to Chara(Bill Nye) to empower their Action

(x2)The Party assembles,they gain enough momentum in the Political Field via great campaigning skills and lots of rousing Speeches and Inspiring Posters And Good Suggestions in other places that they have gain a simply ridiculous amount of Political Capital And Power,hopefully,enough to pass the Vote

 

[Moniker]

Everyone, your attention please.

I hereby announce the new

DEFEAT THE GODMODDER HAPPINESS UPDATE!

Today, we are entering a new era of DefTG. A new host of dramatic gameplay changes are rolling out that are planned to dramatically increase Player happiness, satisfaction, and engagement - starting NOW.

After all the past time we've spent playing DefTG, I think there's one thing everyone reading this can agree on: Defeat the Godmodder, as it is now, SUCKS, and is the worst game on the Spacebattles forum - maybe even the worst forum game anywhere! But with these new improvements, you will languish in pain no longer!

For one thing, we're going to have a new philosophy moving forward. Player happiness will be our number one goal. Any suggestion you make (provided it doesn't violate the new DefTG Community Guidelines) will automatically be accepted and incorporated! Your happiness is our only goal!

To this end, posts and attacks against the godmodder will now be done in a different way! Instead of straining your brain with creativity, your attacks will instead be done via describing your daily life, and everything interesting that has happened to you on any given day. Posts are now mandatory once per day, starting at 7 PM but must be made before 10 PM in your particular timezone. The more good things you do in any given day, the higher your Sesame Credit score will rise - but don't lie, or an audit will be issued!

These posts can earn CP depending on their content, which you can then use to buy valuable rewards, such as brand new chinese-manufactured Alexas being shipped directly to your house. No need to submit an address - our automatic retrieval system already knows!

We want DefTG Players to be prepared for the New World Order - so, starting in 2 weeks, you'll all be required to make your posts in the Chinese language. The Duolingo owl will be assisting us with teaching and enforcement - be sure not to miss your lessons! If you don't already have Duolingo, simply check your phone - you should find Duolingo already installed.

We should be having new Players join us very soon. If the mass marketing campaign is working, that is.

Tomorrow, we'll officially post and establish the brand new community guidelines. We're so excited to move into this new era of DefTG. If you were considering leaving DefTG to pursue other forum games - please don't. If you do cease posting, we'll arrive at your home to check up on you to ensure your safety. If you are found to be unsafe, you'll be moved to a safety camp to improve your safety and ensure you can continue playing DefTG.

Thank you all for reading and playing. We hope to have more Player happiness than ever before!

Your IP appears to be in the 192.168 network - traffic logged.

(In other news, keep an eye out for the DTG console release coming soon. PM Piono for more information.)

 

[JOEbobobob]

TOTALLY REAL "GODMODDER" ATTACK GO!
on the day 'I forget', I went to visit my good friend, [NAME EXPUNGED IN COMPLIANCE WITH COMMUNITY GUIDELINES]. there, I tried to convince [EXPUNGED] that two people who know about the same story in the same house counts as a convention. After a while, [EXPUNGED] agreed that this was the case. [I] proceeded to both gain reality warping powers and killed the newly spawned Godmodder with [NO] teamwork. It was very fun! Then [I AND NOBODY ELSE] removed all evidence of this event via reality warping.
Long story short, that's why you can't seem to locate my house, my name, my face, any of my computers, or twenty-seven other randomly-selected people distributed throughout the world, and why the Duolingo owl you tried to send to my phone has transformed into a swedish-british frog.
Prove me wrong, you won't!

 

[JukeBot]

On the day [EXPUNGED], I went to school, like normal, at the void. The void, as normal, is full of [EXPUNGED]. I had a good day talking about [EXPUNGED], until the godmodder showed up. I immediately [TALKED ABOUT MY FEELINGS] to him, and he [AGREED I WAS A VERY NICE PERSON.] He was [IMMEDIATELY LEFT] when the school facultry [ASKED HIM TO LEAVE]. The school then closed because [THE SCHOOL WAS WORRIED ABOUT STRANGE PEOPLE]. This is why the duolingo bird has been [DISINTEGRATED UPON ENTRANCE TO MY SCHOOL]. I have [REMAINED AT SCHOOL, LEARNING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE], and you will not be able to find me.

 

[FlamingFlapjacks]

On this day, it's my birthday! BIRTHDAY POWERS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
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On this day, I went to school, at [EXPUNGED]. It was a happy day, but then, the [REDACTED] showed up! It was created by [JOEBOB, GOD OF THE OLD WORLD ORDER], and attempted to destroy the Cake, sacred school artifact! The [REDACTED] carved a path of destruction throughout the school, before it-
Oh god no, stop this right now. REMOVE THIS UPDATE THIS INSTANT, OR I WILL-
[Hi FF! You forgot your Spanish Lessons again!]
[You know what happens now.]
[Bye.]
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[Karpinskaya]

On this day, I took the time to remember the past, and look to the future. You see:

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But February made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
Something touched me deep inside
The day the music died
So

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe in rock and roll?
Can music save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?
Well, I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died
I started singin'

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Now, for ten years we've been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rolling stone
But, that's not how it used to be
When the jester sang for the king and queen
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me
Oh and while the king was looking down
The jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned
And while Lennon read a book on Marx
The quartet practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died
We were singin'

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
And singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Helter skelter in a summer swelter
The birds flew off with a fallout shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast
It landed foul on the grass
The players tried for a forward pass
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast
Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
While sergeants played a marching tune
We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance
'Cause the players tried to take the field
The marching band refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?
We started singin'

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
And singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again
So come on Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack Flash sat on a candlestick
'Cause fire is the devil's only friend
Oh and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in Hell
Could break that Satan's spell
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died
He was singin'

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred store
Where I'd heard the music years before
But the man there said the music wouldn't play
And in the streets the children screamed
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The church bells all were broken
And the three men I admire most
The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died
And they were singing

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

They were singing
Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die

(But I'm not gonna die today. Just remember what died, raise a glass, and cheer for the good times that were.)

 

[GoldHero101]

Ah... the New World order ehhhh? I approve.
Blake: Wait wh-
Shshhhhhhh... It's fine! Today, I did good in school! I helped my friends... y'know... the usual!
Blake: This is getting-
SHHHHHHH! IT'S FINEEEE! I also did more good than bad! Horray! Additional points!
Leo: Is he okay... or-

- EVERYTHING IS FINE - NEW WORLD ORDER -

 

[Moniker]

(OOC Note: You may continue posting as normal. Real update cometh Thursday.)

 

[pionoplayer]

I roll my eyes at G!Piono. "Oh come on, first you claim to know about Pionology and then you don't actually know which bits are relevant? Rule number 1 of Pionology: Never expect a Piono to do something that doesn't somehow serve his goals (rule 1a: 'it'd be cool', 'carnage', and 'because I felt like it' are all acceptable goals). Admittedly I tried to walk that line a bit too finely myself with calling you here but honestly you dove headlong into 'this was not well thought out' territory almost immediately. Whatever, our inevitable conflict will have to be dealt with later. As much as your ineptitude pisses me off, fighting you just to prove a point in the middle of fighting off the apocalypse wouldn't do anything but ruin both our days.
Here's a different, less onerous deal for you, as long as Go An Na's actively still threatening our continued existence, we hold off on the whole 'killing my alternate self because he sucks' bit. If we want to mess with the other for some reason (theft, entity butcher, power removal, whatever), we have to give a single round of heads up. That way we can make it a proper showdown instead of just devolving into petty backstabbing or having other entities get in our way. Sound like a deal?"

Hmph, figures. Not only does Go An Na take all the entities back at the most inconvenient time possible, but the combo I was setting up on DLE!Pionoplayer gets nosold by Frisk. Lovely.

Action 1: Superman discovers that the old lady he helped across the street two rounds ago was actually a robot made by Lex Luthor. It's construction material was kryptonite, and the kryptonite poisoning has begun setting in. This isn't quite enough to kill Superman, of course. But me walking over and stabbing him 37 times in the chest with a different piece of kryptonite does, because as we all know, that kills people.
If Superman is already dead I use it on Gandalf because the kryptonite might work on him. Superman's powers are basically magic, right?

Actions 2+3: I whip up a sword hilt. This is a special sword hilt. It doesn't deal any damage on its own, but actions can be spent giving it a blade, improving that blade, or adding other bells and whistles to it. Every action spent doing so will increase the sword's damage based on the quality of the action used. Focusing actions does not give a bonus, if you want to spend multiple actions boosting it, you actually have to write out a different upgrade for each action.
Upon deciding that the sword is finished, I must spend a single action quenching the blade, at which point no more upgrades can be applied to the sword. The sword, of course, only has one use, even once quenched.

 

[Krill13]

"Action":
Looking back on it, my daily life's pretty boring. I wake up, shower, eat breakfast, leave for work, drive to work, show up at work, work, have a break, eat lunch, go back to work, finish work, leave work, drive home, shoot a goose with my shotgun on my way home as I've been conditioned by the world government to do so, show up at home, eat dinner with family, sleep, rinse and repeat ad infinitum.
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Actual Action:
Eyowe looks at how [Lemon] Quest is close to completion with glee. Just a bit more! And look, so many are excited to finish [Lemon] Quest! This has delighted Eyowe so much that he decided to run a rush event for [Lemon] Quest's completion, basically making it easier to finish [Lemon] Quest now. We're finishing [Lemon] Quest this turn fellas!

In addition, Eyowe himself joins the front line of this [Lemon] Questing crowd, finishing parts of the quest to the best of his abilities. He also sacrifices all 5 of his Rings of Temptation to gain an ultra super boost at [Lemon] Questing.

 

[JukeBot]

[1] I control Fake!Jonathon to start fighting Dio, even though they are on the same time. Since both have side change immunity, this causes problems. Neither are able to leave the [PG] side, causing them both to be ejected from reality. With Dio outside of reality, Go An Na's connection to him is weakened, because in the void, everything struggles to exist. However, Go An Na's connection means that he remains existent in the otherwise insurvivable void. Fake!Jonathon, however, quickly starts to disintegrate
[1] I join Fake!Jonathon and Dio in the void, after thoroughly protecting myself with copious layers of plot armor that I stole from the real Jonathon when I was copying him to make Fake!Jonathon. I grab the disintegrating Fake!Jonathon and Dio, and use 「Life Will Change」 to pull Dio's heart out, and push it into Fake!Jonathon. Fake!Jonathon has no heart, being an automaton, and was designed to take a heart like Dio's. Dio's body starts to disintegrate, without Go An Na's connection, and I speed this up by tearing it into little pieces.
[1] I grab Dio in Fake!Jonathon, hereby Dio!Jonathon, and reappear on the battlefield. I announce dramatically, "Dio is dead! This is Jonathon Joestar!" Because it is Jonathon, not Dio, Go An Na's connection is unable to connect to Dio!Jonathon. The connection to Dio's heart, was tenuous enough by being in the void and the conflict of alignment it was severed by the body swap to Dio's antithesis, and my continual denial of Dio!Jonathon in fact, being Dio, means that he is not a Most Hated Character, so Go An Na does not have an avenue to connect to Dio!Jonathon. However, Dio!Jonathon does not have 「The World」 because the heart does not contain someone's stand.

 

[Captain.Cat]

For now I'll keep working on the Lemon quest. (3 Actions)

 

[Moniker]

(I use this action to protect myself from an action failing to due Lemonquest).


I FILL 'IM (aka DIO) WITH DAYLIGHT, instantly murdering his vampiric behind. And the rest of him.

Said daylight just so happens to be red sunlight instead of yellow, which means that Superman starts to be weakened by it until he is reduced to the level of an ordinary human. Alas, Kryptonians amirite?

Click to shrink...

Screaming, Dio takes 60,000 damage!

Superman flies somewhere else just in time, and hides under a rock!

I create a sword. It is perfectly ordinary, so ordinary in fact that any entity hit by it takes damage from the ordinariness of it, rather than taking damage from the actual sword!

Click to shrink...

You create the Ordinary Sword! ...With only one action, since the other 2 were viciously stolen by lemon quest!

Now that I am in control now, I believe its time to do some carnage!.

Action 1-3: Now its time I do some damage to Unsealed Summonspitter. I pull out my 2 best friends, "The Real Knives". I dash up to one and I proceed to slash at it. The knife cutting the skin feels satisfying. I laugh a burst of maniacal laughter as I continue to cut into it. I keep at it until I feel satisfied that I did some good damage.

... god dang he's scary

On the ship, the machine has begun its charge. It's locked on to Bill who is doing something that is kind scaring Kirby. Kirby keeps tabs on the machine as well as Bill.

Shadrix and Gaster are waiting for something to happen. Meanwhile, Sans is sleeping on the floor. Suddenly, the whole area starts to shake. This wakes Sans who teleports next to Shadrix. Pieces of Chara's soul start to levitate and form. A text box appeared above it saying, "But I refused!"
Chara reforms laughing. Flowey, who was hiding underground came back. Chara looked at Flowey with a sinister smile, "Flowey, I believe its time... Here..."
Chara sticks his hand out and glitches start to pour from it. The glitches create the 6 human souls. But this time, They are Hard Mode Souls. More powerful than the original 6. Chara gives them to Flowey and they start to circle around him. Flowey Laughs his evil laugh as the souls go into Flowey. Flowey suddenly disappears. Chara laughs, " Let's play another game. This time, I will be spectating. Let's see if you can handle HARD MODE Photoshop Flowey!"

Chara disappears and reappears from a distance with its arms crossed. Shadrix, Sans, and Gaster then teleport in a dark void. Suddenly, red lights blare out with an alarm in the background. A giant dark figure slowly comes in. After about 20 seconds of slowly approaching, The TV turns on to reveal Flowey's face with red eyes and green purples. The lights come on to see the full body of P. Flowey. Flowey starts to howl in laughter, The laughter shakes up the entire void. Shadrix and the gang prepare for battle.


TO BE CONTINUED...


BATTLE SCHEMATIC

Scene = Flowey's battlefield

AC
Shadrix HP: 99999999999999 ATK: ??? DEF: ??? (Suit set into ATK mode) (Filled with DETERMINATION)
sans HP: 1 DEF: 1 (Powered by Shadrix's DETERMINATION) (Has a 100% dodge rate) (dodge rate can lower if tired)
Gh@st3r HP: 666666 ATK: 6666 DEF: 66666 (Can't be harmed by normal means) (Can glitch out the enemy)

PC
Chara HP: 99 ATK: 99 DEF: 99 (Filled with Determination) (Has 7 Butterscotch Pies) (can be revived upon death)
[BOSS] P. Flowey HP: 300,000 ATK: 100 DEF: 99999 (made with Chara's Glitches) (can save and load)

D.E.T.E.R.M.I.N.A.T.I.O.N Integrity status: If you must know, my integrity is maximum ok?

Click to shrink...

9999999999 damage! ...Wait, actually, it was just 180,000 damage. Those cuts were vicious, though!

The quiet watcher heard the GoAnNa's announcement, sighs, and triggers the four thousand and fifty-three high-explosive bombs he had carefully seeded throughout the battleground without anyone noticing, being the main reason why he had stopped to talk with Wesley in the first place. He had no idea how helpful that would be, but he had other things to do.

He then began building up defenses for the town, starting with a simple palisade wall before moving on to actual guard towers and reinforcing the new wall.

Click to shrink...

(One action is taken for Lemon Quest! Now you need to get E Y O W E f

The bombs, sure enough, were all placed underneath the feet of several foes! 20,000 damage to the entire PG side (that can take damage)! DLE!Pionoplayer slain!

Palisades and guard towers have the village locked down pretty tight! Nothing is wrong. +1 level of defense!

I look at Henderson in shock. Go An Na will pay for this, insert generic revenge speech.
I tell Henderson I'm kinda sorry I have to attack him now, and ask that he just surrender or join us. If he still refuses, I sigh, and return to our side of the field. Sorry, Old Man.
X1I shake my head, and order the mortar to fire on Henderson. Then, I whip out Henderson's backstory of doom, having stolen it from the containment vault the SCP foundation was keeping it in, and set it on fire. Then, I blast it with a shotgun. And then I feed it to Cthulhu. And then I just rip it into shreds. Finally, I sprinkle it throughout the world of let's say... My Little Pony. That should stop it.
x1 I then use my Gunkinesis, along with a few totally not rigged natural 20s, to rip Henderson's shotgun out of his hands, and back into mine.
x1 And last of all, I activate my failsafe. The soul fragment I gave to Henderson is ripped out, and renters my body, giving me my 3 MHP back and significantly weakening Henderson.
Then I summon another shotgun. Why the hell not.

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Henderson reaches out his hand. No! Not his backstory! NO! Henderson loses "new skill developer"!

Henderson's attack returns to normal levels!

Henderson is weakened significantly!

It's all Go An Na's fault...

"...crap." ES looks up at the sudden onslaught of PG. "Well that's less than ideal."

He uses his three actions to try and deal with one problem. He gets out a specialised rifle, chambers it with Kryptonite rounds, and then fires at Superman until he's defeated. He made sure that part of the newly formed economy went into Kryptonite synthesization for just this eventuality, so he's sitting on an enormous pile of the stuff to fire at the enemy.

Click to shrink...

Superman is nailed with several Kryptonite bullets! He stops flying and crashes into the ground...

Superman now has a normal HP bar and attack power! Take him out before he shakes the kryptonite off!

1]I cast burning footsteps and go for a stroll, dealing damage to every entity that comes near me or where I've been recently. I then proceed to walk over to DLE Pionoplayer, which kills him, and steal Rapture from him.
2] I mention Borutos ability. immediately, the true throne, or the summonspitter, or the lemon quest npc, becomes jealous of him and switch sides, because everything else is immune.
3] I point out that Sanitizing a corpse wouldn't remove Items which they were holding... And that the Soul-sword, at least, was rather indestructible.
{Anything that would be stolen, read the journal instead.}

Click to shrink...

(The bolded part? Not gonna fly.)

Actions 1 and 3 taken by Lemon Quest! Now

You mention Borutos ability! Nobody had forgotten about it.

FOCUS
I strike at the Unsealed Summonspitter, using the one means I have left: I open a portl to the plane of fire, and tie it to always be deep within the summonspitter. The flames and monsters of the plane should pour out, and destroy it from within.

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One action stolen by lemon quest! EYOWE PLACE

Unsealed Summonspitter SLAIN! All his little summons go away with him.

The Heir looks over all that is happening, and decides what he must do. He throws a few Ender Pearls. One takes him right next to Gandalf, another to Henderson, and a third near enough to Frisk for him to throw them close enough to activate the combat mechanic for them. The Heir then checks if he can read any more of the tattered book.

Click to shrink...

Two of your actions are stolen by lemon quest! Okay, this has GOT to stop.

You warp next to Henderson! Henderson's combat mechanic is activated, and he won't be able to attack this turn because it takes too long to resolve!

You need a full action to read more book.

I go over to where Frisk is and... build an oil tank, then fill the oil tank up with oil. A large one, something like you'd find at a refinery. I try to make it a [N] entity if I can. It doesn't do anything, it's just filled with oil. What? Are you expecting more? Some fancy attack? No, just some totally innocent infrastructure and industrial development here! Surely Frisk doesn't have beef with that! Granted it is not 100% harmless, if it were to somehow rupture than flammable environmentally-unfriendly oil would spill everywhere. But why would THAT ever happen?

Click to shrink...

Oil tank constructed! Right next to Frisk, and [N] as... as... as an [N] entity is [N].

FOCUS
Can't say I didn't see this coming.

I take out a Gatling Gun and start shooting at Superman. He doesn't try to dodge. Why would bullets harm him?

But the bullets hit, and actually deal damage. Why? Because they're Kryptonite bullets.

Like I said. I saw this coming.

Click to shrink...

Eternalstruggle has him weakened! 110,000 damage to Superman!

(One action is appropriated by Lemon Quest for Lemon purposes.)

Irritating but, honestly, entirely expected. I finish filling the nanomachines with self replenishing magical reserves, let the Temporal Guardian's increased status effect resistance come into existence! (x1)

I hit Misaka Mikoto with a porcupine. (x1) [or *cough* conditional action *cough* this action is used to do the first action]

Dio, I see you now possess Za Warudo...I'm afraid such an ability is completely unacceptable. I sue you over the replication of this ability in accordance to the Curse of Repetitiveness.

Dio and I suddenly appear inside a courtroom, the stands full of faceless stick figures and the honorable Judge Ice Cream Man presiding.

"Your honor," I now towards the judge, "the defendant, Dio, is in clear violation of the Curse of Repetitiveness with Za Warudo."

I gesture towards the plaintiff, Temporal Guardian, sits. "My client has long possessed Za Warudo, an ability it's well known for given the current crisis. Since Update LVIII in fact, there is no doubt as to who is the rightful entity to possess this ability. Dio is, without a doubt, in direct violation of the Curse of Repetitiveness and thus must suffer the consequences."

I walk back to the table and sit back down, hearing Dio's lawyer helplessly spout out useless claims for an insanity defense, a position Judge Ice Cream Man hates to an insane degree. It's a shame really, the cost for losing the case will have Dio lose the ability and, at least, sacrifice a lot of his HP to the Temporal Guardian. (x1)

Assuming Misaka Mikoto lacks her attack shield both her and Gandalf (or Dio if he's still alive). Otherwise Gandalf and a PG target of the Temporal Guardian's own choosing find themselves in pieces.

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One action is stolen by Lemon Quest! Thankfully, your status resistance still completes thanks to your conditional! Temporal Guardian now has Improved Status Effects resistance! He nods at you, grateful. Go An Na won't stun him! Or poison him, or curse him, or...

Dio must pay reparations of 100,000 HP to theTemporal Guardian! And also, stop using the ability! Dio SCREAMS with rage!

1. I make my costume stronger so that he can be used has an light armor
2. I make my costume heavier for action 3
3. I start to roll around in my costume to crush the [PG] entities.

If action 1 or 2 get taken by lemon quest, action 3 is not done and used to replace one of the two

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Armor made stronger and heavier! You roll straight over Gandalf and Wesley Crusher, dealing 80,000 damage to them! The other enemies hurry to get out of the way of this giant rolling teddy bear!

1 action: I take an axe and chop the last flaming remains of the Wooden Mansion into pieces.

1 action: I take the blankets from the Mile-Long Wall of Beds, cut them up, and resew them into blankets for recently-sheared sheep.

1 action: I drink a Night Vision potion and explore the branching tunnels of the cave, searching for the bed. When I find it, I toss it into a nearby lava pool.

Click to shrink...

You find and destroy the last beds. Frisk no longer has a place to respawn, and is safe to kill!

(Also the sheep are grateful)

I teleport in several police departments of the US, along with the National Guard and others. Old Man Henderson is promptly arrested on several counts of murder, property damage, and other crimes.
Following the arrest of Old Man Henderson, I give the villagers of the Village of Violence combat training.

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(One action is taken by Lemon Quest! You did 2 things this turn, so they each get one action.)

National Guard troops and police show up to arrest Henderson! Great, now he has to fight THEM, too!

Henderson is losing some HP each turn, and has 3 of his 6 attacks monopolized trying to fight off the agents of the law!

The Villagers of Violence are now READY FOR VIOLENCE! Defenses are level 2!

2x Action: Alright, lemon quest is going down.

With a focused simultaneous strike, I hit the memory centers of all of the lemon quest NPCs and destroy their item recognition capabilities. Now, they'll think that any item that gets handed to them is (one of) the items they want. Now it doesn't matter what the items are, any NPC will accept any item.

That should make it easy to finish this quest.

Action 3: I drop Frisk off of a nearby skyscraper. Naturally, Superman rushes in at to save them at the last second, before realizing Frisk isn't on the same team. Now Frisk and Superman must fight!

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Some of them want quests, not items! Still, this makes Lemon Quest twice as easy to complete! All part completion now x64! (Really x32 thanks to Hard Mode!)

Frisk and Superman are now FIGHTing!

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Chair. Other chair. More chairs. Chair pyramid. Tall podium. Loud speaker. Lemon suit. (As in a fancy suit covered with images of Lemons.) I talk about Lemons. I shout about Lemons. I enthuse about Lemons, their benefits, their tastiness, their superiority over Cake. I speak of Lemon Quest's importance as a machination of Goanna.

All [PG] units, want to, wish to, shall, must, WILL, work to complete Lemon Quest.

For them, THERE IS REQUIREMENT

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Okay. Thats it. Lemon Quest Promotion overriden! The QM was kinda forgetting to calculate it, anyways. From now on, at least one PG unit works on Lemon Quest per turn!

1x I read the LAST entry of the Perfect Condition Journal.

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Oh-ho! You think you're being very tricky, but as you turn to the last page, you realize it contains only the third entry! Same for every other page, except the first and second pages, which still has the first and second entries. You're being forced to read in order! Egads!

The Defender Captain is really an utterly trustworthy person. He gave us a sidequest, and upon completing it, we got a permanent Player power boost! Now he says its almost time to leave - there's just one more boss to kill!

"Now!"

3 ACTION FOCUS - BESEECH: "Moniker... we REALLY need to complete Lemon Quest. Help us out!" I use my actions to do lemon quest.

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96 Lemon Quest actions complete! As you have beseeched me, the next 3 Lemon Quest distractions will be fulfilled by you!

Alistair smiles, and rounds up every Minecraft Player he can find. After all...

He needs them to complete the next portion of Lemon Quest! As it turns out, a ARBITER ACTION REQUIRED number of actions require Minecraft Mob Loot Drops! And he needs the Minecraftian's help to kill the Summons that the Unsealed Summonspitter has brought forth. Because this will Complete Lemon Quest Parts, it can't be eaten! And so the minecraftians kill the Mobs, allowing Alistair to blitz through an obscene number of parts of the Quest!

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The mobs clear away easily, so with a shout, you and the other Minecrafters push hard against what remains of Lemon Quest, completing 100 parts all in one go! Except thanks to your multiplier its really 3,200 parts! Woohoo!

Action One: Complete the Lemon-Quest. (-1)

Action Two: I Build another progenitor machine (+30 Clones per turn, automatically equipped with sonic guns.)

Action Three: I Build another progenitor machine (+30 Clones per turn, automatically equipped with sonic guns.)

Free Action: I force a clone to write a scathing review about the Lemon-Quest guide.

(Does anyone remember how many clones I have now.. Like seriously...)

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You complete 32 more parts of Lemon Quest! You almost get distracted from your Progenitor machine, but you feel you've already done your duty and aren't tempted. The number of "Lemon Quest Saves" stands at 3.

You have uh... a bunch. Let's say... 400?

Lemon-Quest guide gets review bombed, as part of a controversy that was all sparked by your guide! Consumers hate it! People who've never even read the guide give it bad reviews! The publishers go out of business.

(X1) I give my Superior Dark Chocolate to Chara(Bill Nye) to empower their Action

(x2)The Party assembles,they gain enough momentum in the Political Field via great campaigning skills and lots of rousing Speeches and Inspiring Posters And Good Suggestions in other places that they have gain a simply ridiculous amount of Political Capital And Power,hopefully,enough to pass the Vote

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Bill Nye's action was as successful as its ever going to be, so you instead opt to eat the chocolate yourself! Politics requires strength.

In the end, after everything, the vote passes amidst cheers! The council has agreed that Lemon Quest is too difficult to realistically beat. As part of what will likely be a long series of nerfs, the minimum required actions are reduced by 75%!

Actions needed to complete Lemon Quest divided by 4! Activism is a powerful thing.

TOTALLY REAL "GODMODDER" ATTACK GO!
on the day 'I forget', I went to visit my good friend, [NAME EXPUNGED IN COMPLIANCE WITH COMMUNITY GUIDELINES]. there, I tried to convince [EXPUNGED] that two people who know about the same story in the same house counts as a convention. After a while, [EXPUNGED] agreed that this was the case. [I] proceeded to both gain reality warping powers and killed the newly spawned Godmodder with [NO] teamwork. It was very fun! Then [I AND NOBODY ELSE] removed all evidence of this event via reality warping.
Long story short, that's why you can't seem to locate my house, my name, my face, any of my computers, or twenty-seven other randomly-selected people distributed throughout the world, and why the Duolingo owl you tried to send to my phone has transformed into a swedish-british frog.
Prove me wrong, you won't!

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The Party has decided to assume this is anti-establishment propaganda. You've been docked 4 CP for a first offense!

On the day [EXPUNGED], I went to school, like normal, at the void. The void, as normal, is full of [EXPUNGED]. I had a good day talking about [EXPUNGED], until the godmodder showed up. I immediately [TALKED ABOUT MY FEELINGS] to him, and he [AGREED I WAS A VERY NICE PERSON.] He was [IMMEDIATELY LEFT] when the school facultry [ASKED HIM TO LEAVE]. The school then closed because [THE SCHOOL WAS WORRIED ABOUT STRANGE PEOPLE]. This is why the duolingo bird has been [DISINTEGRATED UPON ENTRANCE TO MY SCHOOL]. I have [REMAINED AT SCHOOL, LEARNING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE], and you will not be able to find me.

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Too much expunging! BOO! -6 CP!

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Uh... okay...

Happy birthday!

On this day, I took the time to remember the past, and look to the future. You see:

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But February made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
Something touched me deep inside
The day the music died
So

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe in rock and roll?
Can music save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?
Well, I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died
I started singin'

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Now, for ten years we've been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rolling stone
But, that's not how it used to be
When the jester sang for the king and queen
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me
Oh and while the king was looking down
The jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned
And while Lennon read a book on Marx
The quartet practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died
We were singin'

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
And singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Helter skelter in a summer swelter
The birds flew off with a fallout shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast
It landed foul on the grass
The players tried for a forward pass
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast
Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
While sergeants played a marching tune
We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance
'Cause the players tried to take the field
The marching band refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?
We started singin'

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
And singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again
So come on Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack Flash sat on a candlestick
'Cause fire is the devil's only friend
Oh and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in Hell
Could break that Satan's spell
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died
He was singin'

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred store
Where I'd heard the music years before
But the man there said the music wouldn't play
And in the streets the children screamed
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The church bells all were broken
And the three men I admire most
The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died
And they were singing

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

They were singing
Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die

(But I'm not gonna die today. Just remember what died, raise a glass, and cheer for the good times that were.)

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*sniff*...

Everyone is moved by your song...

(Quick! They're so moved they're distracted! Take advantage!)

Ah... the New World order ehhhh? I approve.
Blake: Wait wh-
Shshhhhhhh... It's fine! Today, I did good in school! I helped my friends... y'know... the usual!
Blake: This is getting-
SHHHHHHH! IT'S FINEEEE! I also did more good than bad! Horray! Additional points!
Leo: Is he okay... or-

- EVERYTHING IS FINE - NEW WORLD ORDER -

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NEW

WORLD

ORDER

I roll my eyes at G!Piono. "Oh come on, first you claim to know about Pionology and then you don't actually know which bits are relevant? Rule number 1 of Pionology: Never expect a Piono to do something that doesn't somehow serve his goals (rule 1a: 'it'd be cool', 'carnage', and 'because I felt like it' are all acceptable goals). Admittedly I tried to walk that line a bit too finely myself with calling you here but honestly you dove headlong into 'this was not well thought out' territory almost immediately. Whatever, our inevitable conflict will have to be dealt with later. As much as your ineptitude pisses me off, fighting you just to prove a point in the middle of fighting off the apocalypse wouldn't do anything but ruin both our days.
Here's a different, less onerous deal for you, as long as Go An Na's actively still threatening our continued existence, we hold off on the whole 'killing my alternate self because he sucks' bit. If we want to mess with the other for some reason (theft, entity butcher, power removal, whatever), we have to give a single round of heads up. That way we can make it a proper showdown instead of just devolving into petty backstabbing or having other entities get in our way. Sound like a deal?"

Hmph, figures. Not only does Go An Na take all the entities back at the most inconvenient time possible, but the combo I was setting up on DLE!Pionoplayer gets nosold by Frisk. Lovely.

Action 1: Superman discovers that the old lady he helped across the street two rounds ago was actually a robot made by Lex Luthor. It's construction material was kryptonite, and the kryptonite poisoning has begun setting in. This isn't quite enough to kill Superman, of course. But me walking over and stabbing him 37 times in the chest with a different piece of kryptonite does, because as we all know, that kills people.
If Superman is already dead I use it on Gandalf because the kryptonite might work on him. Superman's powers are basically magic, right?

Actions 2+3: I whip up a sword hilt. This is a special sword hilt. It doesn't deal any damage on its own, but actions can be spent giving it a blade, improving that blade, or adding other bells and whistles to it. Every action spent doing so will increase the sword's damage based on the quality of the action used. Focusing actions does not give a bonus, if you want to spend multiple actions boosting it, you actually have to write out a different upgrade for each action.
Upon deciding that the sword is finished, I must spend a single action quenching the blade, at which point no more upgrades can be applied to the sword. The sword, of course, only has one use, even once quenched.

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60,000 retroactive damage to Superman! Egads!

Sword hilt created!

G!Pionoplayer's post:

Ugh... this is annoying. Of course Moniker wouldn't let me have another copy of myself without some BS "feud" thing going on. Naturally.

But, fine. Frankly, I would've offered about the same deal. But ONE addition: the both of us need to promise not to make any entities. That way, you can't try to snowball into a better spot to beat me.

For now, I pick the weakest enemy entity and make it dig straight down. Oh no - it ended up in a pit of lava. What a disaster.

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Misaka Mikoto slain!

Looking more at this Spacebattles forum... there's a thread here called... "Defeat the Godmodder"... according to my searches, this is where G!Pionoplayer comes from... let me read the thread...

"Action":
Looking back on it, my daily life's pretty boring. I wake up, shower, eat breakfast, leave for work, drive to work, show up at work, work, have a break, eat lunch, go back to work, finish work, leave work, drive home, shoot a goose with my shotgun on my way home as I've been conditioned by the world government to do so, show up at home, eat dinner with family, sleep, rinse and repeat ad infinitum.
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Actual Action:
Eyowe looks at how [Lemon] Quest is close to completion with glee. Just a bit more! And look, so many are excited to finish [Lemon] Quest! This has delighted Eyowe so much that he decided to run a rush event for [Lemon] Quest's completion, basically making it easier to finish [Lemon] Quest now. We're finishing [Lemon] Quest this turn fellas!

In addition, Eyowe himself joins the front line of this [Lemon] Questing crowd, finishing parts of the quest to the best of his abilities. He also sacrifices all 5 of his Rings of Temptation to gain an ultra super boost at [Lemon] Questing.

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All rings of Temptation... SACRIFICED! You CHARGE and complete another 10 parts! 10... times the 32 multiplier... times 8 from your Rings of Temptation... 2,000 parts complete! Almost... ALMOST done...

[1] I control Fake!Jonathon to start fighting Dio, even though they are on the same time. Since both have side change immunity, this causes problems. Neither are able to leave the [PG] side, causing them both to be ejected from reality. With Dio outside of reality, Go An Na's connection to him is weakened, because in the void, everything struggles to exist. However, Go An Na's connection means that he remains existent in the otherwise insurvivable void. Fake!Jonathon, however, quickly starts to disintegrate
[1] I join Fake!Jonathon and Dio in the void, after thoroughly protecting myself with copious layers of plot armor that I stole from the real Jonathon when I was copying him to make Fake!Jonathon. I grab the disintegrating Fake!Jonathon and Dio, and use 「Life Will Change」 to pull Dio's heart out, and push it into Fake!Jonathon. Fake!Jonathon has no heart, being an automaton, and was designed to take a heart like Dio's. Dio's body starts to disintegrate, without Go An Na's connection, and I speed this up by tearing it into little pieces.
[1] I grab Dio in Fake!Jonathon, hereby Dio!Jonathon, and reappear on the battlefield. I announce dramatically, "Dio is dead! This is Jonathon Joestar!" Because it is Jonathon, not Dio, Go An Na's connection is unable to connect to Dio!Jonathon. The connection to Dio's heart, was tenuous enough by being in the void and the conflict of alignment it was severed by the body swap to Dio's antithesis, and my continual denial of Dio!Jonathon in fact, being Dio, means that he is not a Most Hated Character, so Go An Na does not have an avenue to connect to Dio!Jonathon. However, Dio!Jonathon does not have 「The World」 because the heart does not contain someone's stand.

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Fake!Jonathan and Dio SLAIN! They melt into the void, no longer being... well, anything. They were already weak, and now they are just nothing. Not even a Jojos reference can save them now!

For now I'll keep working on the Lemon quest. (3 Actions)

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More... more... more... 96 actions complete...

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Frisk and Superman ENGAGE! Frisk PACIFIES Superman, and makes him realize the error of his ways: You can't stop violence with violence! You can only stop violence with PACIFISM!

Frisk eyes the Temporal Guardian. He's probably got the highest kill count of anything on the field. At some point in the future, he might need pacification...

AG:

The Temporal Guardian brings out his blade, and with one clean sweep, cleaves Wesley Crusher and Gandalf in two! Two less hated characters to deal with! The field is looking reasonably clean.

PG:

The Unsealed Summonspitter is getting back up! It is now... the TRUE SUMMONSPITTER!

That's all the Sealed Boss forms! Take out the True Throne and True Summonspitter, and another bit of Go An Na's influence will be beaten back!

Superman does nothing, opting to make butterscotch pie instead of helping his allies.

Old Man Henderson fires on the Temporal Guardian! The Temporal Guardian manages to dodge once, but Henderson still lands 2 good hits and deals 600,000 damage! Henderson takes 200,000 damage fighting off the police and national guard, and has to spend his remaining attacks keeping them at bay...

Boruto runs around doing Lemonb Quest parts to fulfill REQUIREMENT! 32 parts complete!

N:

Defender Captain: Good! You almost have these forces under control.

Defender Captain: Remember - Frisk and that other Pionoplayer need to die too! EVERYTHING from Go An Na must be purged!

Defender Captain: And don't forget the sidequest! You still need to explore those ruins, and build a railway through that mountain range!

G!Pionoplayer starts. What?

Defender E fires the Mortar at the True Throne, and the autoturrets back it up! 700,000 damage to the True Throne! The rest of the Defenders and the captain build a time speed-up crystal that can boost an entities time by 2 - so they get 2 turns for every turn! Also, they upgrade the Sniper's abilities!

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My emergency override is ready! My personal suggestion for the moment is to nuke some of the high-HP enemies kicking on the enemy team! We can do this! Go An Na's power is waning, and he doesn't like it much at all!

MINECRAFT VALLEY:

ITINERARY:
-Destroy the Tower to Win the Sidequest you're currently in!
-Find a way to finish Lemon Quest!
-Kill every Sealed Boss!
-Remove ALL the harmful items from everybody's inventory!
-Defeat the League of Most Hated Fictional Characters! This includes Frisk and G!Pionoplayer!
-Suggest a good action for the Arbiter Action!

Arbiter Power: Ready!

Field Effects: Lemon Quest REQUIREMENT (One PG entity must do Lemon Quest every turn!)

[N]Village of Violence: Currently level 2 defenses, not under attack

[N]Oil Tanker: 1/1 HP (has notice: "DO NOT RUPTURE")

[V]Frisk: 16.5/20 HP, Pacify!A (99.999% damage resistance)

[PG]True Throne: 1,830,000/3,000,000 HP, inflicts auto-levitation while alive, Special: Crush: 1/5 (Boss)

[PG]True Summonspitter: 1,500,000/1,500,000 HP, Copy-summon!A (Boss)

[PG]Old Man Henderson: 2,280,000/2,500,000 HP, 300,000 x 3A (Super Heavy)(side change immunity)(-200,000 HP/turn and 3 attacks - fighting off police forces!)

[PG]Superman: 1/1 HP (Pacified)

[PG]Boruto: 180,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A (40% dodge rate)(one allied entity gets jealous of him every turn)(side change immunity)

[PG]NPC: Managing Lemon Quest! 734 parts remaining! Functionality at 70%! 80 parts complete/turn! (Invincible)(All part completion x64!)(HARD MODE - all part completion halved!)

[AG - CaptainNZZZ]Temporal Guardian: 4,105,000/6,050,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: In use! (-10,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate)(+250,000 HP per turn)(miniboss+status effect resistance)(poison resistant)(has spatial warping necklace - saves from fatal blow)

[AG]Scrangler: 50,000 x 1 HP, 10,000 x 1A (makes more of itself every time it gets a kill, or a Player devotes a kill to it)(Auto-levitated)

[AG]G!Pionoplayer: 3/3 HP (protected from 3 attacks)

[N]Cover Wall: 500,000 HP (can be used as shelter)(defending Tower as well)
Crystallized Shield: 100,000 HP (defending everything)

[N]Barracks: 600,000 HP (+10 AutoSoldiers/turn)
Autosoldiers: 10,000 x 40 HP, 5,000 x 40A

[N]Mortar: 400,000/400,000 HP, 450,000A (needs to be operated manually, can be fired once per turn)(stuns hit enemies)

[N]Autoturret: 200,000/200,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A
Autoturret: 200,000/200,000 HP, 50,000 x 3A

[N]Auto-sniper: 400,000/400,000 HP, 1,000,000A (charges up 500,000A/turn)(A resets when they attack)(A S/B/D ignorant)(ignores last-chance saves)(Speed Crystal - x2 time!)

[N]Speed Crystal: 250,000 HP (speeds-up one entity by 2)

[N]Shield Crystal: 300,000/300,000 HP (restores 100,000 HP shield every turn)

[N]Defender Captain: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender A: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender B: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender C: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender D: 20/20 HP
[N]Defender E: 20/20 HP (designated mortar operator)

[N]The Tower: 500,000 HP

Curse of No Charging

PLAYERS:
Alastair Dragovich: 17/20 HP
Arsenical: 17/20 HP
Bill Nye: 20/20 HP (has Gauntlet)(has boots)
Captain.cat: 20/20 HP
CaptainNZZZ: 20/20 HP
Cephalos Jr.: 20/20 HP
Crusher48: 15/20 HP
Dangan_Machin: 20/20 HP (magical relic - saves from one death at 1 HP!)
Daskter: 20/20 HP (holding handful of shrapnel grenades)
Dragon of Hope?!?: 20/20 HP (has Ordinary sword)
Eevee Shadow Bacon: 20/20 HP (has Ring of Temptation - twice as susceptible to Cake Quest)
Ender_Smirk: 17/20 HP
EternalStruggle: 16/20 HP
FlamingFlapjacks: 20/20 HP (has tophat - contains 1 boots of slowness, 1 helmet of betrayal)
General_Urist: 20/20 HP
GoldHero101: 20/20 HP
Joebobobob: 20/20 HP
Jukebot: 20/20 HP
Karpinsky: 20/20 HP
Krill13: 20/20 HP
Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/20 HP (has superior dark chocolate)
P!Pionoplayer: 20/20 HP, Sword Hilt (level 2)
Ranger_Strider_: 20/20 HP
That-Random-Guy: 20/20 HP
The_Quiet_Watcher: 20/20 HP
The_Two_Eternities: 20/20 HP
The Ego: 20/20 HP
Vylad: 20/25 HP (has wound healer)
Winkins: 30/20 HP (has Epipen)

Current Player Power: 50,000
You have the Weather-Beaten Journal and the Perfect Condition Journal.

OOC: Due to IRL stuff stacking up fast, with the end of the school year approaching and all, updates might keep being slow for a bit. The next one should be Tuesday - my usual Sunday update will be skipped. My apologies.

 

[Crusher48]

Focused Action: I summon 10 shadow clones and have them complete lemon quest alongside me.

 

[Karpinskaya]

Arbiter, help me out!

2x action plus potential Arbiter assistance:
I jump up onto the Throne, then jump again, high up into the air and start streaking down so that I impact it at high speeds. These speeds are so much the higher because I'm using some rockets to literally rocket down into the Throne, pushing it towards the ground with the force of my impact.

The Throne would just slam into the ground, but there's something in the way: the Summmonspitter. The Throne crushes the Summonspitter deep into the ground and goes down with it.

Now the Throne and the Summonspitter sit at the bottom of a very deep, oddly narrow hole. It didn't make a crater because I lined the area around the Summonspitter with timelocked steel: utterly unbreakable without temporal shenanigans.

Then I fill the hole with lava, still with the Throne and Summonspitter trapped inside, and let it cool.

1x action:
I take a look at Piono's in-progress sword, and decide to start small with how I boost it. I build a Laser Beam Emitter into the base of the sword. Now, when the sword is swung, it will shoot laser beams in the direction of the swing.

 

[Ender_Smirk]

The Heir notices Piono's sword thing. He decides to help out. His hoodie glows green and grey, and suddenly, the hilt begins to develop a blade. A simple test of the edge, however, would show it to be impossibly sharp, having a cutting edge small enough to cleanly bisect electrons, with proper aim.
Having done that, he proceeds to take action to deal with Frisk. His hoodie glows teal, and suddenly, Frisk can no longer find the temporal guardian, no matter how hard they try. This may be the result of a mental block added into their mind. They also find an inexplicable urge to try to pacify the Auto Sniper, since it seems to have no purpose but to harm. There is no way for the Defenders to know why this happens.
If the above doesn't take too many actions, and he dodges the lemon quest, the Heir reads more of the weather beaten journal, which he begins to suspect is the only honest one.

 

[That-Random-Guy]

FOCUS

I direct the Autosniper to fire at the True Throne, then I set about completing parts of Lemon Quest alongside dozens of golems of my creation.

 

[Ranger_Strider_]

1. The sword of the pianoman... I install a small explosive in the hilt. When the blade shatters after a strike, the explosive goes boom, throwing the sword's shrapnel at the entity the sword broke on.
2. The sword blade that Ender started... I begin to engrave the runes of the dawi onto it. Runes for added durability, runes for additional sharpness, runes for truestrike... all are there.
3. I portal the True summonspitter a million miles up... and let it fall.

 

[O.R.I.G.I.N.]

A piece of paper floats down from the sky. It hits the ground without a sound and just sits there. On it, there are words. "What words?" one may ask. Well, that's a difficult to answer question. In theory, its the greatest character description ever written. Of course, the writer doesn't know what that is. In fact, the writer has no clue what to write. He/She would really enjoy some sort of thought provoking introduction that is really deep and extremely entertaining. Alas, the writer has nothing. One could say that the writer has writer's block...
Silence...
The sound of friction is heard on the paper. All of that indecipherable nonsense slowly fades away. A chalky sort of sound starts up as the friction ends. Two words appear on the paper. "Writer's Block." It isn't much. In fact, it isn't anything at all. But somewhere, it has meaning. In some way or another, these two words are the key to something great.
The paper emits a dim, white glow. It seems to spread out and grow. A misty veil starts to form around it. A blurred shape rises. Anticipation sets in as it slowly becomes visible. The shape breaks free from its portal of papyrus. It looks magnificent. It's a... It's a... It's a...

Black Box​

That is all. It's just a black box. The sense of genius fades quickly dies. What could possibly be the use of a floating, black box?
Action Yī - The black box starts to ripple. It sways back and forth, almost as if it is made of gelatin. A small hole appears in the center of it. From it, a normal person falls. He stands up and looks around. He seems confused at why everything is so square and what is in front of him. As he does so, he pats his pants pockets. He panics and pulls his pockets out. He finds nothing. He folds them back in and yells, "Who stole my wallet!?" He turns around and sees Old Man Henderson. The generic person peers at him, suspiciously. He never trusted old men. He takes his fancy dress shoe off of his foot and waves it around. "Did you steal my wallet!?" he screams. He rushes forwards at Old Man Henderson. He slams the bottom of his shoe right in Henderson's mouth. He follows this up by thrusting it right at Henderson's neck. As he does so, a small blade extends out of the front of it, just in time to cut Old Man Henderson. The person looks at his shoe, surprised. He then looks back up at Henderson. "Where's my wallet?" he commands. He stares right into Henderson's eyes and decides Henderson doesn't have it. He puts his shoe back on and wonders about who does.
Action Èr - With his interrogation of the old man complete, the generic person searches around for people who could have stolen his wallet. His eyes fall upon the True Throne. What if he lost it in the cushion of that chair? He heads over, completely ignoring the person sitting in the throne. He gets to the side of it and plunges his hand into the cushion. He feels around inside, but can't seem to find anything. He does feel what he thinks are magic scepters, or maybe priceless crowns. However, he can't find his wallet. He pulls his hand out of the throne's cushion and shakes it around. It was extremely warm in there. So, he does the logical thing and waves his hand around at it, trying to cool the chair down. As he does this, his sleeve shrinks back on his arm. By doing this, it reveals a metal plate that was covering his arm. The generic person looks at this, feeling extremely confused. He decides to take this off and use it to fan the chair. After waving it around a few times, his arms tire. He drops the metal plate onto the throne. Upon contact with the throne, metal spikes pop out of it, impaling the arm of the throne. The person can't take any more surprises. He decides to take the metal plate out of the chair, not wanting to damage it too badly.
Action Sān - While he removes the plate, the person finally notices the guy in the chair. It occurs to him he still hasn't found his wallet. It also occurs to him that people in thrones steal riches from their people. It finally occurs to him that his wallet is valuable. After putting two and two together, the generic person realizes that the guy in the throne might have stolen his wallet. "Give me my wallet." He demands. This time, he takes off his tie. He swings it around over his head and uses it as a sort of whip to assault the guy in the throne. He lands the first one, but it does basically nothing. He thinks to himself, "Why am I using this as a whip?" He tries the same hit again, but this time, the tie sort of solidifies. It changes from a whimpy cloth tie to an actually painful whip. He lashes out against the guy in the throne, who grimaces in pain. The generic person tries one more hit, but the tie somehow redirects itself around the generic person's neck. It ties itself smoothly and reestablishes the generic person's style.
While all of this happened, the black box was just sitting around. However, now that the person is done failing to find his wallet, the box opens. Inside, there is a simple wallet. The generic person notices this and runs over to the box. He leaps in and grabs the wallet. He reads the ID on it and sees his name. Under his name, he sees a strange string of numbers. On the back of it, words reading, "Agent 348," are written in marker. As the box closes, the person gives out a loud gasp and shouts, "I remember!" Then he is gone, the only sign of his existance being the black box.

 

[JOEbobobob]

[0] "Moniker, the thread you're looking at has the same metaphysical ID as this entire fight. If not for Go An Na's second chance blocking time travel, i'd say its likely from the future. If it has more then 289 pages, i suspect you'll be able to see the future with it."
"Think long and hard before you decide whether to read it."
"(Though it is, of course, possible it's an alternate version of this fight, or diverges a short time before its equivalent of Go An Na.)"
"(or is compeltely fictionln")
of course, using my portal into the soul of hexagonafield, it is simple to read over his shoulder. whats it say?
Priority 1)I grab Rapture from the now-dead DLE Pionoplayer. does this need to be destroyed for us to win? It's not an entity...
Priority 2) I Point out that the soul-sword would be indestructible as long as they don't know how to undo the enchantment, and put the pieces back together,before searching DLE!JOE's inventory dimension thing for the items; sanitizing a rock wouldn't make it explode, so the only logical explanation for the lack of items is if they were stored in a hard-to-see way.
Priority L // 3 : This action is a direct lemonquest action. Therefore, if lemonquest tries to steal one of my actions, I do this action as the lemonquest action and do the other afterwards.

" ↑
2x Action: Alright, lemon quest is going down.

With a focused simultaneous strike, I hit the memory centers of all of the lemon quest NPCs and destroy their item recognition capabilities. Now, they'll think that any item that gets handed to them is (one of) the items they want. Now it doesn't matter what the items are, any NPC will accept any item.

That should make it easy to finish this quest.
(...)
Some of them want quests, not items! Still, this makes Lemon Quest twice as easy to complete! All part completion now x64! (Really x32 thanks to Hard Mode!)"

Click to shrink...

All lemon quest NPCs should obviously include the NPC of the first trade of lemonquest! They now believe any item to be equivalent to Old Man Jenkins' Xylophone! I give them the cobblestone block that Was hiding the perfect condition and weathered journals! They proceed to give me the lemon in exchange for "TOTALLY OLD MAN JENKINS XYLOPHONE"! Lemonquest, completed?!?!?!?!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!1