Defeat The Godmodder

EternalStruggle · Sep 19, 2017

The man throws back his head and laughs.

"Very winnable indeed! I don't think I've had that good a time in ages, absolutely crushing those who would dare oppose me!"
A momentary shifting of posture, a temporary takeover of the original personality
He slips his hand into his pockets in relaxation, and then notes Eevee's attempted grab. In response, he grabs the handle of the sword with one hand and forcefully pushes Eevee away with the other
A tiny, imperceptible bump is now on the handle, invisible even to the incredibly fine sense of touch the Godmodder possesses. Armed and ready.
"Can't have you interfering, can we now? That sword is hardly yours. At best it's mine, I earned it after all."

Eevee shadow bacon · Sep 19, 2017

You fool! C'THUN!
C'THUN grabs at it.

Moniker · Sep 19, 2017

Clockwork Imperium said:
Feeling bored, I then summon 5 Squads of Imperial Guardsmen with Chimeras and a Leman Russ Battle Tank and drive towards CaptainNZZZ.

OOC: There's no limit on what you can summon, right?

TankChimeraGuardSquad summoned!

Oh, you can summon whatever. But do remember that abuse of anything tends to backfire.

Captain.Cat said:
"Okay how to help out in a hacker battle? Hmmm... oh and theres a Dog, Guess I need to do something about it as well." I twist my mustache in through for a few moments, before then looking pleased. "Yes that should help" 'I wish for the PG Hacker's laptop to have coffee spilled on it by a clumsy maid! Also a wish for a big dog biscuit to be tied around the Unsealed Zombie neck!'

Suddenly a Japanese school girl wearing a maid outfit is walking towards the PG Hacker but then she slips on a banana peel causing the coffee and the desert cake that where on the tray to start falling right at the PG Hackers Laptop! A large Dog biscuit appears tied around the Unsealed Zombie neck, It looks very tasty!

PG hacker's computer got messed up! He can't act this turn!

You accidentally summon... a tiny dog biscuit around the zombie's neck! Maybe with a few more, you could lure that dog over...

MooGoesCow21 said:
I make a anti helmet Shell

Anti-helmet shell made!

Codelyoko22 said:
I appear out of nowhere equipped with a determined anime face, prepaired to fight and defeat the big evil gamemaster.

....and then run the hell away.

Welco- oh, you're gone. I'll add you to the playerlist as soon as you make an action affecting the battlefield.

Eevee shadow bacon said:
Send the dog to me.

Who would send the dog to you? The godmodder? You'll probably have to go yourself.

Hex123 said:
I form the giant ball of entropy into a tennis ball sized clump and use it as a play ball for the puppy

You get a queasy feeling in your stomach as the puppy grabs the tennis ball in its mouth with glee. This might not go so well.

MooGoesCow21 said:
I make a platform in space

The way is prepared...

CoreBrute said:
"You say something Cloak?" I say with my head in the Godmodding book. "These crayon text are a bit tough to read..."

After going through Vol 1, I look up.

"Oh the Zombie is still here? Luckily I came prepared." I pull out two items.

"The Zing Zom Bone shen gong wu can turn those around me into zombies. This Reversing Mirror can reverse the effect of Shen Gong Wu. Together," I hold both items together as they glow,

"I can reverse Zombiesm! Gong Ye Tenpai!" I yell as I blast those afflicted with zombiesm with the anti zombie beam. All of them (except for Eternalstruggle the traitor) before finally aiming at the Sealed zombie.

"I don't know what you will turn into when you're not a zombie," I say though gritted teeth. "But I hope you're grateful!"

OOC: I am Focusing this post.

The wave of anti-zombieism covers the entire field, reducing EVERYBODY'S zombification by 15%! Finally, it converges on the zombie itself, burning right through and dealing 5000 damage!

CaptainNZZZ said:
Conjuring up MATERIALS! I give the techmarines the job of repairing the Mysterious Tower from the inside and yes they did unload from the Thunderhawks inside the Mysterious Tower when ordered to repair.

I send the two Thunderhawks out of the Mysterious Tower to attack the army men.

Then I do this again, pointing how what it's supposed to do in more detail this time.

'I make it so that each time the Unsealed Zombie tries to bite something a 1 HP, 1 A golem made of trash (their stats only) will appear and be bitten and thus zombified instead of whatever the Unsealed Zombie was going for. (what they're doing).'

The two thunderhawks leave the tower to fight! The techmarines will remain inside the tower and repair it! ...But since they can't go outside, it'll be a pretty slow job!

One of the Unsealed zombie's bites this turn neutralized!

Archon of Ghosts said:
Let's roll the wheel of powers shall we? (since I drank a Cauldron vial)

*What is the power of the vial? I roll a 1d6 -> 4. Medium potency, 2 power rolls, main power roll cannot exceed 8, secondary power roll cannot exceed 4*
*What is the main power class? I roll a 1d12 -> 3. Brute*
*Power of the main power? I roll a 1d12 (if over 8, reduce it to 8) -> 11 (reduced to 8). Borderline A-class Brute*
*Brute Power? I roll 3d8 -> 6, 8, and 1. Permanent growth in strength and toughness for damage taken, Potent Regeneration, doubled muscle density and improved flexibility*
*What is the secondary power class? I roll a 1d12 -> 4. Breaker*
*Power of the secondary power? I roll a 1d6 (if over 4, reduce it to 4) -> 2. Minor Breaker*
*Breaker Power? I roll a 1d2 -> 2. Immunity to effects of temperature, heat, acids, diseases, poisons, electricity, and radiation*
*Stability of the powers? I roll a 1d10 -> 3. Unstable, Mutations are imposed*
*Severity of Mutations? I roll a 1d6 -> 4. Humanoid.*

I fall into unconsciousness after drinking the vial, and my body shifts in response to the unstable nature of some Cauldron vials. The Berserker armour sheds itself as a carapace layer bursts out alongside sounds of snapping bones and ripping skin, covering me. Horns sprout from my head, giving me a jagged crown amidst the dark carapace that encloses it. The legs twist and snap as they become double jointed, and then the carapace extends itself over it too. Various odd sounds accompany the end stages of the transformation as the regeneration asserts itself on the altered biology, mending shattered bone and ripped muscles, tendons, blood vessels, and nerves.

You are now MUTATED!

CaptainNZZZ said:
"Hello there? Mind helping me against these attacking plastic bugs and army men?" I shout to him.

With a wave of my hand a group of Tactical Marines under my control behind the Plastic Bugs, attacking them from the rear.

OOC: For their stats let's use the same as the techmarines but without the ability to repair and build stuff.

The tactical marines sprout up behind the plastic bugs, attacking and destroying 3 of them! However, the godmodder notices that... really? 2 of basically the same entity? Now that's just not fair. The godmodder insists on perfectly 100% fair play. In the name of fairness, he bribes the tactical marines with infinity dollars, and they swear eternal allegiance to the godmodder!

Tactical marines added! On the godmodder's side!

That-Random-Guy said:
I hit the Unsealed Zombie with a iron ball of stunning, inhibiting it's ability to act and to resist anything that requires willpower to deal with. Then I shout "HybridUnity this is your chance to capture it! Its at low health and I've weakened it's resistance!"

3000 damage to the Unsealed zombie! It's looking stunned and weak...

CaptainNZZZ said:
Casting ny gaze into the sky three flaming meteors appear and rapidly descend towards the ground. After a few seconds they each separately slam into three different things, one hitting the army men, one hitting the Plastic Bugs, and the last flaming meteor hitting the Unsealed Zombie on it's head.

"This is what happens when you attack and negatively affect my stuff, you get hit with flaming rocks from the sky!" I shout as the flaming meteors hit.

5 riflemen killed! 1 plastic bug killed! 1000 damage to the unsealed zombie!

Ralyx said:
A solitary wanderer watches the clusterfuck unfold from an adjacent dimension. Upon seeing the situation, I release a sigh that seems to embody the weight of eons, before moving to intervene.

An Emergency Stasis Unit appears on the HEXAGONAFIELD! Should any sophont entity die, the ESU instead digitizes, isolates, and atemporally preserves them at 1 HP.

I then proceed to read all books in the Shared Inventory.

Emergency Stasis Unit has appeared! The next time ANY sentient entity dies, it will be preserved!

Reading ALL the books at once? What are you, a robot? Nobody can take in that much information! Choose some more specific reading material!

Archon of Ghosts said:
I awaken, and feel the changes, the mutations, but most importantly: the powers.

I engage the Godmodder once more

With all your mutations, you rush at the godmodder! The godmodder is getting quite tired of your ridiculous persistence! Engaging him simply isn't enough! You'll need to work out some more specific tactics other than being really strong!

The godmodder strips you of your abilities. Not by curing you, but by forcibly ripping out all of your mutations. It hurts a little.

Captain.Cat said:
'I also wish for my hacker's laptop to be liquid proof!' The AG Hacker's laptop is now Liquid proof!

Your hacker's laptop is now liquid proof!

HybridUnity said:
I throw a master ball at the sealed zombie

You've gotta be the VERY BEST!

With a tear in your eye, the Master Ball soars through the air! In a flash of blinding light, the Unsealed Zombie is absorbed into the ball! It clatters onto the ground...

Ba-dump...

Ba-dump...

Ba-dump...

...

*click*

DA NA NA! NANANANANA!

You did it! You captured the Unsealed zombie! NOW TO REGISTER IT TO YOUR POKEDEX!

ERROR ERROR ERROR

EJ#IORO@@ POKEMON NOT FOUND ANDJ#29u45$ DELETING ALL DATA

Well, there goes the 1,432 hours you spent catching them all. But, at least you still hav-

PC ERROR PC ERROR - THIS POKEMON CANNOT BE DEPOSITED IN PC

DELETING ALL POKEMON

PC DATA WIPED CLEAN

...

Well... all your pokemon are dead now...

INCLUDING THE UNSEALED ZOMBIE! YOU KILLED IT! GOOD JOB!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
FOCUSx2: I grab STARCALIBUR.
I summon the cult of C'THUN! and the star praying to him, slowly increasing his power.

Eternalstruggle blocks your grab! C'thun's followers are now praying to him!

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V:

The Plastic bugs are freed from zombification now! 10 of them swarm all over the TankChimeraGuardSquad, dealing 2000 damage! The other 5 dive at and kill 5 riflemen!

AG:

The AG hacker types really fast, gaining 10% hacking!

C'thun and the Seraph use their basic attacks on the plastic bugs, killing 9 of them! The tankchimeraguardsquad drives over some Tactical Marines, killing 6 of them! Cloak, very approving of your takedown of the Unsealed zombie, pauses and takes some time to clap for you!

Cloak: Excellent. Those sealed enemies are bad, bad news. Luckily, the godmodder only seems to bring them in at specific thresholds. And I haven't seen him use more than one at a time.
Cloak: Wait... what's that in his hand?

Chuck Norris and his mom both ride over the Tactical marines, finishing off the last of them! Wow! They didn't make it a single turn! Suddenly, Ralyx's stasis machine activates, and the Tactical Marines are preserved within! It is Ralyx's decision what to do with them...

The Obelisk finally finishes! It has summoned a SUPER UNIT! It has summoned... the EXAMON! Now, you have an elite of your own! It almost looks like you have the advantage right now! Maybe... now would be a good time to wail on the godmodder himself?

PG:

The cute puppy, barking, is now PLAYFUL! He brings the Entropy Ball over to the players, and starts waggling it around! He's getting randomness EVERYWHERE! Throw it at an entity, fast!

The army men shoot at C'thun's worshippers, dealing 1130 damage! They harvest 2600 plastic from dead bugs! They also start work with the HQ on getting those barracks unlocking new unit types!

The godmodder himself gets another pang in his chest. With the unsealed zombie fully dead, he loses another 1 HP. Good job, players.

However... he spends his turn this turn equipping Starcalibur.

1 OF 7 WEAPONS ACQUIRED.

The godmodder grins. Evilly. Wickedly. The first of seven. And you haven't even taken off 1/7 of his HP yet. A small drop of blood drips from his palm. Equipping that thing made him take 1 damage. But it was worth it. So, so worth it.

Starcalibur:
The sword of speed. The blade of stars. A blade that imbues you with the sheer energy of an entire star. Not metaphorically. Literally. Equipping a weapon this powerful takes a small portion of your life force - but the stronger you are, the less that portion is. It is part of the set of the seven ultimate weapons. All who hold it can act twice as often.

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder!
-Kill Eternalstruggle to force him to join the AG side!

Minor tasks:

Help captain.cat win the hack battle and gain control of the army men!
Keep the Cute Puppy entertained before it destroys everything, and find some way to deal with it permanently!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

HACK BATTLE:
Captain.cat +++++===== Godmodder

[AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]C'Thun: 100000/100000 HP(takes x10 damage), 4000A (deathly touch)(paranoic stare)
Seraph: 5000/5000 HP, 2500A
C'thun's worshippers: 870/2000 HP, restores 10000 HP to C'thun per turn

[AG - ImperialClockwork]TankChimeraGuardSquad: 4000/6000 HP, 2000A

[AG - Hex123]Entropy Ball: 5000/5000 HP, (randomize)A(being played with by puppy!)

[AG]Cloak

[AG - MooGoesCow]Examon: 30000/30000 HP, 6000A, Special: Dragconic Impact(Unleashing in 5!)(Space attack!)

[AG]Norris's mom: 4000/4000 HP, 1000A (protected from 1 attack)

[AG]Chuck Norris in a Jeep: 1000000/1000000 HP for Chuck Norris, 6190/10000 HP for Jeep, 4000A

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 15315/20000 HP(containing entities!)(zombie immunity)(+1000 HP per turn)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A (inside tower)
Thunderhawks: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 1000 x 2A

[N - Ralyx]Stasis Machine: 10/10 HP(Preserving Tactical Marines x 10!)

[N]Eternalstruggle: 22000/30000 HP

[PG]Cute Puppy: Playfulness level: Playful(playing with Entropy Ball!)

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(1130 total attack)(godmodder mind-controlled!):
Riflemen III: 60/60 HP x 13, 35x13A
Machine gunners II: 20/20 HP x 4, 105x4A
Commandos: 100/100 HP x 5, 50x5A
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 9, building new refinery(complete in 1!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 6, researching improved refinery production(complete in 2!)
HQ: 2000/2000 HP, developing new barracks upgrade(complete in 3!)
Refineries: 1500/1500 x 2 HP(producing 400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks: 3000/3000x2 HP, producing machinegunnersx10, will complete in 1!)
Possesses 5400 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets

[PG]Godmodder: 287/300 HP (Starcalibur - x2 actions)

[V]Plastic Bugs: 700/700 x 6 HP, 200 x 6A

Player info:

Captain.cat
Orange
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
Eevee Shadow Bacon(1/14 New Summon)
Archon of Ghosts
[N]CaptainNZZZ
[N-2]EternalStruggle
[N]hungry visitor

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Godmodding vol. 1(In Crayon!)
Heart and Soul(In Crayon!)

-------

We are now proud to announce Defeat the Godmodder's FIRST OFFICIAL UPDATE.

DEFEAT THE GODMODDER: VERSION 1.1!

Changelog:
-ITINERARY ADDED! This should help you keep track of objectives.
-NEW STORY CUTSCENE ADDED! It plays right after you beat the first boss.
-All entities owned by the same player are now "grouped" together, in addition to sub-entities.
-Many other minor changes and additions
-Stability improvements

You should see the Itinerary right above the entity list! Please stay tuned for more in the neat future!

MooGoesCow21 · Sep 19, 2017

Examon Flies up to space then fires the Antihelmet Shell that destroys all helmets in the area then i make a Anti Player Shell

CaptainNZZZ · Sep 19, 2017

OOC: Tactical Marines so basically the same entity techmarines in the Godmodder's eyes, good to know for the future reference.

"You know what I need? some more of a power base." I say. "But first, might as well protect my next actual action from adverse affects and being taken over."

Waving my hands in strange patterns I induce a act of protection to achieve just that, losing more of my stuff embarrassingly like with the tactical Marines is preferably to be avoided in the future after all.

MooGoesCow21 · Sep 19, 2017

I Lay Down Wards that prevent my next thing summoned from being hijacked by the Godmodder

CaptainNZZZ · Sep 19, 2017

Weaving my hands in intricate patterns a structure begins forming slowly by the Mysterious Tower, building from the ground up and looking vaguely avian in design. It's still not complete though. (to be completed next post...)

Clockwork Imperium · Sep 19, 2017

Moniker said:
TankChimeraGuardSquad summoned!

Oh, you can summon whatever. But do remember that abuse of anything tends to backfire.

PG hacker's computer got messed up! He can't act this turn!

You accidentally summon... a tiny dog biscuit around the zombie's neck! Maybe with a few more, you could lure that dog over...

Anti-helmet shell made!

Welco- oh, you're gone. I'll add you to the playerlist as soon as you make an action affecting the battlefield.

Who would send the dog to you? The godmodder? You'll probably have to go yourself.

You get a queasy feeling in your stomach as the puppy grabs the tennis ball in its mouth with glee. This might not go so well.

The way is prepared...

The wave of anti-zombieism covers the entire field, reducing EVERYBODY'S zombification by 15%! Finally, it converges on the zombie itself, burning right through and dealing 5000 damage!

The two thunderhawks leave the tower to fight! The techmarines will remain inside the tower and repair it! ...But since they can't go outside, it'll be a pretty slow job!

One of the Unsealed zombie's bites this turn neutralized!

You are now MUTATED!

The tactical marines sprout up behind the plastic bugs, attacking and destroying 3 of them! However, the godmodder notices that... really? 2 of basically the same entity? Now that's just not fair. The godmodder insists on perfectly 100% fair play. In the name of fairness, he bribes the tactical marines with infinity dollars, and they swear eternal allegiance to the godmodder!

Tactical marines added! On the godmodder's side!

3000 damage to the Unsealed zombie! It's looking stunned and weak...

5 riflemen killed! 1 plastic bug killed! 1000 damage to the unsealed zombie!

Emergency Stasis Unit has appeared! The next time ANY sentient entity dies, it will be preserved!

Reading ALL the books at once? What are you, a robot? Nobody can take in that much information! Choose some more specific reading material!

With all your mutations, you rush at the godmodder! The godmodder is getting quite tired of your ridiculous persistence! Engaging him simply isn't enough! You'll need to work out some more specific tactics other than being really strong!

The godmodder strips you of your abilities. Not by curing you, but by forcibly ripping out all of your mutations. It hurts a little.

Your hacker's laptop is now liquid proof!

You've gotta be the VERY BEST!

With a tear in your eye, the Master Ball soars through the air! In a flash of blinding light, the Unsealed Zombie is absorbed into the ball! It clatters onto the ground...

Ba-dump...

Ba-dump...

Ba-dump...

...

*click*

DA NA NA! NANANANANA!

You did it! You captured the Unsealed zombie! NOW TO REGISTER IT TO YOUR POKEDEX!

ERROR ERROR ERROR

EJ#IORO@@ POKEMON NOT FOUND ANDJ#29u45$ DELETING ALL DATA

Well, there goes the 1,432 hours you spent catching them all. But, at least you still hav-

PC ERROR PC ERROR - THIS POKEMON CANNOT BE DEPOSITED IN PC

DELETING ALL POKEMON

PC DATA WIPED CLEAN

...

Well... all your pokemon are dead now...

INCLUDING THE UNSEALED ZOMBIE! YOU KILLED IT! GOOD JOB!

Eternalstruggle blocks your grab! C'thun's followers are now praying to him!

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V:

The Plastic bugs are freed from zombification now! 10 of them swarm all over the TankChimeraGuardSquad, dealing 2000 damage! The other 5 dive at and kill 5 riflemen!

AG:

The AG hacker types really fast, gaining 10% hacking!

C'thun and the Seraph use their basic attacks on the plastic bugs, killing 9 of them! The tankchimeraguardsquad drives over some Tactical Marines, killing 6 of them! Cloak, very approving of your takedown of the Unsealed zombie, pauses and takes some time to clap for you!

Cloak: Excellent. Those sealed enemies are bad, bad news. Luckily, the godmodder only seems to bring them in at specific thresholds. And I haven't seen him use more than one at a time.
Cloak: Wait... what's that in his hand?

Chuck Norris and his mom both ride over the Tactical marines, finishing off the last of them! Wow! They didn't make it a single turn! Suddenly, Ralyx's stasis machine activates, and the Tactical Marines are preserved within! It is Ralyx's decision what to do with them...

The Obelisk finally finishes! It has summoned a SUPER UNIT! It has summoned... the EXAMON! Now, you have an elite of your own! It almost looks like you have the advantage right now! Maybe... now would be a good time to wail on the godmodder himself?

PG:

The cute puppy, barking, is now PLAYFUL! He brings the Entropy Ball over to the players, and starts waggling it around! He's getting randomness EVERYWHERE! Throw it at an entity, fast!

The army men shoot at C'thun's worshippers, dealing 1130 damage! They harvest 2600 plastic from dead bugs! They also start work with the HQ on getting those barracks unlocking new unit types!

The godmodder himself gets another pang in his chest. With the unsealed zombie fully dead, he loses another 1 HP. Good job, players.

However... he spends his turn this turn equipping Starcalibur.

1 OF 7 WEAPONS ACQUIRED.

The godmodder grins. Evilly. Wickedly. The first of seven. And you haven't even taken off 1/7 of his HP yet. A small drop of blood drips from his palm. Equipping that thing made him take 1 damage. But it was worth it. So, so worth it.

Starcalibur:
The sword of speed. The blade of stars. A blade that imbues you with the sheer energy of an entire star. Not metaphorically. Literally. Equipping a weapon this powerful takes a small portion of your life force - but the stronger you are, the less that portion is. It is part of the set of the seven ultimate weapons. All who hold it can act twice as often.

--------

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder!
-Kill Eternalstruggle to force him to join the AG side!

Minor tasks:

Help captain.cat win the hack battle and gain control of the army men!
Keep the Cute Puppy entertained before it destroys everything, and find some way to deal with it permanently!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

HACK BATTLE:
Captain.cat +++++===== Godmodder

[AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]C'Thun: 100000/100000 HP(takes x10 damage), 4000A (deathly touch)(paranoic stare)
Seraph: 5000/5000 HP, 2500A
C'thun's worshippers: 870/2000 HP, restores 10000 HP to C'thun per turn

[AG - ImperialClockwork]TankChimeraGuardSquad: 4000/6000 HP, 2000A

[AG - Hex123]Entropy Ball: 5000/5000 HP, (randomize)A(being played with by puppy!)

[AG]Cloak

[AG - MooGoesCow]Examon: 30000/30000 HP, 6000A, Special: Dragconic Impact(Unleashing in 5!)(Space attack!)

[AG]Norris's mom: 4000/4000 HP, 1000A (protected from 1 attack)

[AG]Chuck Norris in a Jeep: 1000000/1000000 HP for Chuck Norris, 6190/10000 HP for Jeep, 4000A

[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 15315/20000 HP(containing entities!)(zombie immunity)(+1000 HP per turn)
Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A (inside tower)
Thunderhawks: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 1000 x 2A

[N - Ralyx]Stasis Machine: 10/10 HP(Preserving Tactical Marines x 10!)

[N]Eternalstruggle: 22000/30000 HP

[PG]Cute Puppy: Playfulness level: Playful(playing with Entropy Ball!)

[AG - captain.cat]Army men(1130 total attack)(godmodder mind-controlled!):
Riflemen III: 60/60 HP x 13, 35x13A
Machine gunners II: 20/20 HP x 4, 105x4A
Commandos: 100/100 HP x 5, 50x5A
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 9, building new refinery(complete in 1!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 6, researching improved refinery production(complete in 2!)
HQ: 2000/2000 HP, developing new barracks upgrade(complete in 3!)
Refineries: 1500/1500 x 2 HP(producing 400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks: 3000/3000x2 HP, producing machinegunnersx10, will complete in 1!)
Possesses 5400 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets

[PG]Godmodder: 287/300 HP (Starcalibur - x2 actions)

[V]Plastic Bugs: 700/700 x 6 HP, 200 x 6A

Player info:

Captain.cat
Orange
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21
Eevee Shadow Bacon(1/14 New Summon)
Archon of Ghosts
[N]CaptainNZZZ
[N-2]EternalStruggle
[N]hungry visitor

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Godmodding vol. 1(In Crayon!)
Heart and Soul(In Crayon!)

-------

We are now proud to announce Defeat the Godmodder's FIRST OFFICIAL UPDATE.

DEFEAT THE GODMODDER: VERSION 1.1!

Changelog:
-ITINERARY ADDED! This should help you keep track of objectives.
-NEW STORY CUTSCENE ADDED! It plays right after you beat the first boss.
-All entities owned by the same player are now "grouped" together, in addition to sub-entities.
-Many other minor changes and additions
-Stability improvements

You should see the Itinerary right above the entity list! Please stay tuned for more in the neat future!

OOC: Is that just one entity all together or can my Leman Russ Tank, Chimeras and Guardsmen act independently from each other?

Ralyx · Sep 19, 2017

Finishing charging energy, I cast the Fidelius Charm on the ESU, enshrouding the secret of its existence with myself as the Secret Keeper.

MooGoesCow21 · Sep 19, 2017

I Cast a portal that will take 5 turns to make that summons constant Space Engineer Reinforcements

CoreBrute · Sep 19, 2017

OOC: I said I was reading Godmodder Vol 1 in my last post GM. Did I finish it? You said it didn't cost an action to read.

IC: I gape at seeing the Godmodder gain Starcalibur. "Cloak, if you have any advise on how to deal with these weapons, please share with the others." I point at the ground in front of me.

Action 1: "Digitizer Lazer!" A large metal lazer emitter appears in front of me. I yell out, "I'm gonna help my friend win the hack. If anyone else wants into cyberspace, feel free to join me."

Action 2: "Now to get suicidal." I create a plastic imitation of Soulcalibur (none of the powers obviously, it's just a prop) with the same weight. "I cast Trade Items!" The intent is to swap my fake prop with the Modder's actual godlike weapon. (I don't think I'm strong enough to pick it up, but even if I drop it, I drop it in front of me, in front of the lazer)

Action 3: Whether the spell works or not, the lazer activates, blasting me with a blue light, digitizing me (and maybe the sword if I'm lucky) before sending me to the virtual world help Captain Cat win the hack. Tron style.

Ralyx · Sep 19, 2017

I start reading the books in alphabetical order.

I start charging energy again, but this time with an obligatory continuous DBZ power-up shout.

Captain.Cat · Sep 19, 2017

The Japanese school girl wearing a maid outfit Is terribly sorry and in order to make amends She takes the PG hackers laptop and starts trying to clean it, She is not doing a very good job of it and may actually be making it worse!

I call out to CoreBrute."Good luck buddy, let me know if there is anything I can do to help you!" Then I Look at the dog I pick up the Entropy Ball and I say to the dog. "You like fetch right? Well go get it!" I toss the Entropy Ball at Eternalstruggle.

Hex123 · Sep 19, 2017

"I will join you core brute!"
1: I will make a netrunner style deck
2: I will make the sword from Hack 'n' Slash
3: I make a fire wall to stop my brain being hacked

CaptainNZZZ · Sep 19, 2017

With a boom the structure, the Eagle's Nest, finishes being formed. It's appearance is one of a large metal eagle, it's metallic feathers gleaming in the light.

It's function however is not being a giant metal eagle entity as it might seem at glance, it's a spawner. Every turn the eagle shaped structure will spring open, letting out the created eagle, a unnaturally large and powerful bird.

I issue orders to my Thunderhawks to defend the Mysterious Tower and the Eagle's Nest from attack.

OOC: So two posts to create a spawner that makes a super-sized eagle every turn.

PeruserOfFiction · Sep 19, 2017

I summon a portal gun and put a portal above and below the Godmodder sticking him in an endless loop

Eevee shadow bacon · Sep 19, 2017

I order a cultist to entertain the puppy.
I sucker-punch the GM for real this time.
The button land behind the GM and turns into the Spanish Inquisition, who backstab the GM, because NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Ralyx · Sep 19, 2017

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I order a cultist to entertain the puppy.

I would normally point out that this is a terrible idea, but given how this is apparently an immortal evil death puppy... Great thinking!

Vandalgyon · Sep 19, 2017

Ralyx said:
I start reading the books in alphabetical order.

I start charging energy again, but this time with an obligatory continuous DBZ power-up shout.

Focused action:

I appear and summon an e-guitar and a magical subwoofer and speakers that start at 11 to provide Ralyx with a suitable power up theme song to improve his efforts and possibly speed them up.

Moniker · Sep 19, 2017

Only a short ways from the Hexagonafield, several Players spy through a telescope.

???: They did it. They took out the first Sealed enemy.

???: No way! Let me see.

???: Here you go. I'm telling you, this group isn't a joke. Not like the last one.

???: What odds would you give them of winning?

???: Winning? Maybe getting 50 HP down, but at this point -

???: Oh yes YES you're right! They did take it out! They have a chance!! They're gonna win!

???: No, you heard what Cera said. It's too early to tell. Too early for us to do anything.

???: Cloak is with them! Oh, and the godmodder has a starry thing!

???: Starry thing? Give me that! Hey!

???: Why do you have to be so mean!? We can't write them off as dead when they just killed a big boss!

Cera: We aren't writing them off as dead. We're just-

???: I was wrong. We have to intervene. Soon.

Cera: What?

???: The godmodder has the first weapon.

Cera: What!? NO!

???: Well... that's bad news... but at least we get to fight again!

Cera: You don't understand, Jamie! This means -

???: It means this ends. One way, or another. Now come on. There's no point in watching any longer.

The three players retreat elsewhere.

That-Random-Guy · Sep 19, 2017

Moniker, what are the rules for player crafted items? The thing I am planning on starting soon counts as one from some perspectives, and its also something I'd like to know in general.

Also, I have an idea for how to allow for really powerful actions: require fluff. To be more precise, if a player wishes to repeatedly put a action into charging a big attack every turn, require that they add a bit of detail into how they do so beyond a certain threshold. That way, people actually have to think if they want to do something really amazing. This is my suggestion.

Anyway, for my first action I heal C'thuns worshipers with some Minecraft splash healing potions and then use the rest of my action to set up the foundation of a wall around them. This will help with the wall I build in my second action.

Codelyoko22 · Sep 19, 2017

I dissaper and reapper again.... And throw the Determined Anime Face Mask at the Godmodder cause its kindof heavy to wear and it might as well be put to use.

That-Random-Guy · Sep 20, 2017

For my second action I build a protective wall around the C'thun worshipers with a boost from the foundations from my previous action.

Ralyx · Sep 20, 2017

Vandalgyon said:
Focused action:

I appear and summon an e-guitar and a magical subwoofer and speakers that start at 11 to provide Ralyx with a suitable power up theme song to improve his efforts and possibly speed them up.

INCREDIBLE!!! I feel the awesome power of rock and roll and a kindred soul rising within me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hungry visitor · Sep 20, 2017

(5 turns from summoning ancient technology)

Codelyoko22 said:
I dissaper and reapper again.... And throw the Determined Anime Face Mask at the Godmodder cause its kindof heavy to wear and it might as well be put to use.

He disappeared. How rude.

A dude sees the determined man throwing his face at the warrior. Wat.

The warrior now has a sword.

This is quite confusing. Maybe everyone beside the dude is insane?
Wouldn't that mean that the one they attack is sane?

He did not know this but proceeded by asking the godmodder.

"Hello. My name is HV and I came here by timetravel. I just wanted to ask what is going on..." HV pointed at the chaos around him "... here?"

Defeat The Godmodder

Your Choices Don't Matter

The Moo That Goes Cow

Professional Asshole

The Moo That Goes Cow

Professional Asshole

Watching from Afar

Perpetual Beginner

The Moo That Goes Cow

Perpetual Beginner

Professional Asshole

Your Choices Don't Matter

Perpetual Beginner

Goose with a gun

Perpetual Beginner

(God/Greater)