MooGoesCow21
The Moo That Goes Cow
He/Him
If the wall is not full repaired or dezombifyed I will fix that but if it is I will make a energy barrier around the wall
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Defeat The Godmodder
- Thread starter Moniker
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Eevee shadow bacon
Your Choices Don't Matter
FOCUS:
[4/4] Having finished my charging, I summon C'THUN! and many of his various worshipers, like his high priest, MONOCULUS! They create a platform for the cultists to stand on (I am still in space, after all)
OOC: where is everyone again? (I'm in space, and CoreBrute is...somewhere.... Where's everyone else?
[4/4] Having finished my charging, I summon C'THUN! and many of his various worshipers, like his high priest, MONOCULUS! They create a platform for the cultists to stand on (I am still in space, after all)
OOC: where is everyone again? (I'm in space, and CoreBrute is...somewhere.... Where's everyone else?
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After surveying the battle field, I focus my strength and for my first action give the Unsealed zombie braces. Strong braces! Tight braces! Hostile Braces! Braces that make it extremely damaging and painful to do anything with your mouth.
After that I shout "Could people please dedicate a few actions to a really strong Power Jammer and a hidden Power Jammer Jammer Jammer (For the godmodder's inevitable Power Jammer Jammer)! We need those soldiers on our side."
I summon swords all around the sealed zombie that pierce into him.
Ooc:Meant the godmodder
Ooc:Meant the godmodder
Frowning I wave my hands over the techmarines and Thunderhawks, working to heal them of this annoying zombification.
I also bring all of them to the Tower and open the door, letting them in before locking the door closed again. That should protect them from being bitten again at least.
I also bring all of them to the Tower and open the door, letting them in before locking the door closed again. That should protect them from being bitten again at least.
Archon of Ghosts
Actually has no control over the dead
*Fails to regain higher mental capabilities... again*
*Summons a drake shackled to his mind to ride*
*Summons armour for the drake*
*engages Unsealed Zombie once again*
*Summons a drake shackled to his mind to ride*
*Summons armour for the drake*
*engages Unsealed Zombie once again*
Ripping a short lived portal open to Elder Scrolls universe I grab Dawnbreaker, the undead slaying sword forged in holy light and with immense speed, toss it into the Unsealed Zombie's chest. Holy flames engulf the Unsealed Zombie's body, the flames beginning to consume the undead flesh the Unsealed Zombie is made of.
"That's what you get for repeatedly biting my stuff, enjoy this experience."
"That's what you get for repeatedly biting my stuff, enjoy this experience."
After the grenade explodes, the man rubs his jaw. Visibly unharmed, although a look at his "essence" would reveal some significant enough damage, although it's fairly minor in the grand scheme of things. After being assured everything is still in place, he withdraws a syringe from a trouser pocket and jabs it into his left wrist, depressing the needle.
FOCUS: BINDING SERUM
And... nothing happens? Well, he sighs in relief and it looks like some oddly discolored flesh has returned to normal.
He's doing something to the zombification in his blood, then, but the zombification percentage isn't lowering? Wait, then what's he doing? As if on queue, the man explains.
"That little concoction keeps this pretty face looking that way even when turned into a Z. Would be the biggest tragedy of this little war to lose my handsomeness to the first boss, I reckon." He smirks again, as he usually does. "And my mind fully intact, of course."
But wait, since he'd be helping the Godmodder either way, and there's little mechanical effect for being sane, does that mean he just spent a turn solely on vanity? Yes, he did. Well then.
"Can we do a Harvey Dent and dunk EternalStruggle into some acid"
Snapping my fingers plates of steel appear on the Generator, increasing it's durability while I also supercharging the Generator with some high performance and top grade fuel so it will do a bit more more damage each turn to that bothersome Unsealed Zombie.
"Seriously though I'm going to waste my three attacks on Edgelord over there"
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"Okay, so everyone clearly has their own concerns. Fair enough, that edgelord does need dealing with." I use my second action to create a Mind Control Jammer in a unoccupied part of the battlefield.
OOC: My current plan is to use my third action to create a Mind Control Jammer Jammer Jammer in a hidden spot to cancel the Mind Control Jammer Jammer the godmodder will likely make. Could someone please put a attack shield or wall on the Mind Control Jammer In case the godmodder takes a more direct route? Thanks in advance.
OOC: My current plan is to use my third action to create a Mind Control Jammer Jammer Jammer in a hidden spot to cancel the Mind Control Jammer Jammer the godmodder will likely make. Could someone please put a attack shield or wall on the Mind Control Jammer In case the godmodder takes a more direct route? Thanks in advance.
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"Noooo!" I cry out as the two books crumble in my hands. At least the third one was protected in my quest stash.
"I can't just not have those two books vanish for good-oich!" I exclaim as I stub my toe on something.
"A book-the complete works of Harry Dresden?" A lightbulb went off in my head.
"Ivy the Archive I summon thee!" A small girl appears in front me, her eyes deep with wisdom, like a smaller Godmodder.
" You who have memoriesed every piece of written word ever put to paper, I need to ask...do you know the works On Godmodding, Vol. 1 and Heart and Soul?"
"Not until I stepped into this reality but yes. Yes I do." She says adorably.
"Can you transcribe me a copy of each?"
"That would be a waste of my power." She says. "Also, really tedious."
"What about if i gave you this incredibly cute puppy?" I offer, holding one of the cute puppies that were used to damage the Godmodder.
"Oh my god that's so cute, I just want to squeeze his little face!" I hold the doggy out of her eager reach.
"One copy of each book."
"Fine. But I will do it in crayon." She pouts. "Now give me the doggo."
"Pleasure doing business with you." I hand over the puppy to the now happy Archive.
"Great. You'll have them in about 4-5 turns." She makes faces at the puppy.
"4 turns! I could be dead by then!"
"No you can't, you're immortal, read it in Moniker's notes." She teleported away with the puppy.
"Whose Moniker?" I sigh, before heading off to the next part of the quest.
"I wonder what I would have done if I hadn't thought of Ivy?"
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In a parallel timeline, a black suited man stands over a bloody beaten Deo. He picks up a book out of the dying man's jacket.
"Just one more timeline left...." the figure lifts up his head, revealing a psychotic Deo. It starts vibrating wildly, before vanishing in a blur of blue lightning.
Ooc: yes DM I have created a psychotic reality jumping version of Deo for you to use at your leisure. Have fun.
And this is just my first action! Unless the DM posts before I do, in which case FOCUS!!!!
"I can't just not have those two books vanish for good-oich!" I exclaim as I stub my toe on something.
"A book-the complete works of Harry Dresden?" A lightbulb went off in my head.
"Ivy the Archive I summon thee!" A small girl appears in front me, her eyes deep with wisdom, like a smaller Godmodder.
" You who have memoriesed every piece of written word ever put to paper, I need to ask...do you know the works On Godmodding, Vol. 1 and Heart and Soul?"
"Not until I stepped into this reality but yes. Yes I do." She says adorably.
"Can you transcribe me a copy of each?"
"That would be a waste of my power." She says. "Also, really tedious."
"What about if i gave you this incredibly cute puppy?" I offer, holding one of the cute puppies that were used to damage the Godmodder.
"Oh my god that's so cute, I just want to squeeze his little face!" I hold the doggy out of her eager reach.
"One copy of each book."
"Fine. But I will do it in crayon." She pouts. "Now give me the doggo."
"Pleasure doing business with you." I hand over the puppy to the now happy Archive.
"Great. You'll have them in about 4-5 turns." She makes faces at the puppy.
"4 turns! I could be dead by then!"
"No you can't, you're immortal, read it in Moniker's notes." She teleported away with the puppy.
"Whose Moniker?" I sigh, before heading off to the next part of the quest.
"I wonder what I would have done if I hadn't thought of Ivy?"
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In a parallel timeline, a black suited man stands over a bloody beaten Deo. He picks up a book out of the dying man's jacket.
"Just one more timeline left...." the figure lifts up his head, revealing a psychotic Deo. It starts vibrating wildly, before vanishing in a blur of blue lightning.
Ooc: yes DM I have created a psychotic reality jumping version of Deo for you to use at your leisure. Have fun.
And this is just my first action! Unless the DM posts before I do, in which case FOCUS!!!!
hungry visitor
(God/Greater)
Dude drops out of time (neutral). "I knew those people would destroy the transcended flux by researching unknown matter-generators!" dude tries to go back in time.
He realizes everything was powered by the transcended flux.
Dude falls to his knees oblivious of the surroundings. The beginning of a huge depression?
He realizes everything was powered by the transcended flux.
Dude falls to his knees oblivious of the surroundings. The beginning of a huge depression?
Update XIV
+2000 HP to the wall!
You manage to kill 4 of them! (Remember! No double posting!)
The grenade explodes, dealing 3000 damage to EternalStruggle!
Another Power Jammer appears! But wait... it isn't working!? Then you realize... the soldier's helmets downloaded a firmware update! They're immune to being "jammed" now! You'll need some other solution!
-25% wall zombification!
Some interesting/useful terms, but not totally correct... wait, what's that?
???? What is this ????
+1000 HP and -15% zombification to the wall!
Since you're in space, and not on the Hexagonafield, your new summon doesn't enter as an entity just yet!
You are on the HEXAGONAFIELD, a blank, featureless stone plane/plain that appears to stretch endlessly in all directions. Through random teleportation, Corebrute has ended up on an abandoned town on this plain. Above you, there is no sky or sun, but rather, a Hexagon pattern stretching in all directions, with blue light filtering down. It's impossible to tell whether the source of the light is from the hexagons themselves or something above the hexagons.
It should be noted that the "space" you are in is simply an area miles and miles above the ground. The hexagons do not appear any closer than they did when you were on the ground.
The zombie manages to shake off the braces, but not before taking 3500 damage in the process!
The godmodder opens his mouth and spins around rapidly, swallowing all the swords whole! Did I mention he spent seven years mastering sword swallowing?
-15% zombification from each! The techmarines and Thunderhawks enter the tower! They can't fight while protected like this, but they can't be hurt, either!
3000 damage to the Unsealed zombie!
3000 damage to the Unsealed zombie!
The godmodder chuckles quietly. And to think, you had a chance to prevent your own zombification. Well, you'll look the part, at least.
Generator HP slightly increased - generator power doubled!
The godmodder whips out a PTRS-42 and shoots the bullets aimed at him out of the air with 6 15x115mm Anti godmodder bullet bullets! 2000 damage to EternalStruggle!
The Mind Control Jammer is not a Power Jammer, but it doesn't do much to help with the soldiers, since their helmets are immune to being jammed in any way!
You'll get crayon-copies of these books at the end of your quest!
Welcome!
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AG:
You can hear Ominous Latin Chanting near the Obelisk!
Norris's mom successfully convinces Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris and his Jeep are now [AG]! To begin his rampage of revenge, he rides straight over the Unsealed Zombie, pulls out his axe, and chops off mountains of flesh! 4000 damage!
PG:
The godmodder thinks we need a little more chaos. He claps his hands together and starts whispering into the abyss, preparing to summon a creature of darkness...
The entire horde of plastic bugs charge the wall protecting the Obelisk, destroying it once again! The army men fire at Norris's mom, destroying one of her attack shields! 1600 plastic was harvested from dead bugs this turn! The barracks finishes and produces six riflemen, and then expends 4000 plastic to start producing 10 new machine gunners! That plastic number is probably way off, but that's about what 10 new gunners are worth, I think.
The Unsealed zombie runs around the field, biting Norris's mom (if she's PG, Chuck will be, too!), EternalStruggle, and the Mysterious Tower, giving 75% zombification to all of them! Eternalstruggle's transformation is complete, and the godmodder is very pleased!
N:
Captain NZZZ's men cower in their tower!
THE HEXAGONAFIELD:
[AG - MooGoesCow]Obelisk: 5000/5000 HP(summoning super-unit in 2!)(protected from 1 attack)
[AG]Norris's mom: 4000/4000 HP, 1000A (protected from 1 attack)(75% zombified!)
[AG]Chuck Norris in a Jeep: 1000000/1000000 HP for Chuck Norris, 6190/10000 HP for Jeep, 4000A
[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 20000/20000 HP(containing entities!)(75% zombified!)
[N - CaptainNZZZ]Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A (10% zombified!)
Thunderhawks: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 1000 x 2A(carrying Techmarines)(60% zombified!)
[N]EternalStruggle: 25000/30000 HP(100% zombified!)
[AG - captain.cat]Army men(885 total attack)(godmodder mind-controlled!):
Riflemen II: 30/30 HP x 23, 20x23A
Machine gunners II: 20/20 HP x 4, 105x4A
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 9, building new barracks(complete in 1!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 6, researching improved Riflemen(complete in 1!)
HQ: 2000/2000 HP, calling in elites(complete in 1!)
Refineries: 1500/1500 x 2 HP(producing 400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks: 3000/3000 HP, producing machinegunnersx10, will complete in 3!)
Possesses 500 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets
[PG]Unsealed Zombie: 27500/40000 HP, 0 x 3A, Special: Conv-All(Unleashing in 5!)(Boss)(Super Zombifying Bites)
Generator: 3000/3000 HP(does 1000 damage to the sealed zombie every turn!)
[PG]Godmodder: 289/300 HP(will finish summoning spell in 1 turn!)
[V]Plastic Bugs: 700/700 x 26 HP, 200 x 26A (100% zombified)
Player list:
Captain.cat
Orange
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute(SIDEQUEST: Cloak Hunt)
MooGoesCow21
Eevee Shadow Bacon
Archon of Ghosts
[N]CaptainNZZZ
[N-2]EternalStruggle
hungry visitor
Cloak Hunt:
Players:
Corebrute
Location:
Abandoned Town
Buildings:
Mine
Dormitories
Reward Stash:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Godmodding vol. 1(In Crayon!)
Heart and Soul(In Crayon!)
Corebrute
Location:
Abandoned Town
Buildings:
Mine
Dormitories
Reward Stash:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Godmodding vol. 1(In Crayon!)
Heart and Soul(In Crayon!)
In the name of speed, I will now start responding to sidequest posts separately from normal updates! Expect threadmarks for these, too.
MooGoesCow21
The Moo That Goes Cow
He/Him
I Rebuild the Wall Even Better
hungry visitor
(God/Greater)
After recovering the male stops his mindless despair and activates with emergency energy from the transcended flux a teleport-spell that searches for remnants of the old technology his now deceased species had and transports it to him (takes 2d6 rounds).
MooGoesCow21
The Moo That Goes Cow
He/Him
I continue to rebuild the wall even better
MooGoesCow21
The Moo That Goes Cow
He/Him
If the wall isnt fully improved i do that but if it is i build a energy barrier around the wall
The Unsealed Zombie leans down to bite the figure, and he raises a finger, stopping it in its tracks. "Nope." He then proceeds to withdraw another syringe and inject it into his wrist, completing the zombification process by himself. "I get that it doesn't hurt, but getting your saliva on me isn't my idea of a good time." Looks like he joins on his own terms, then. And thanks to the Binding Serum, his looks are unchanged. Not that this matters mechanically, but it looks like the figure is making a big point of theatrics and independence. He takes out his sword, and admires his reflection in it. "Looks like it does work as a vaccine. Thanks, Amelia." Interesting, seems like he's maybe not working alone? Either way, he resumes the offensive.
FOCUS - BLADESTORM
Turning his sword upwards, he teleports over to the Obelisk, and begins attacking it, or rather any shields and walls it may have with a furious barrage of sword strikes. Hundreds if not thousands of attacks with every passing second, it would seem. And what's more, it looks like strange flickering clones are attacking from other sides too, including ones standing on air and striking up higher, each attacking as swiftly and furiously as the original. The only good news is that the replicas don't strike with as much force as the man himself, but that doesn't stop them from hitting the structure with force that would put any ordinary swordsmen to shame. They all, original and clone, seamlessly move in as defenses are shattered, with more appearing at every passing moment until they fight shoulder to shoulder. Coordination means they never hit each other, but many close calls are made as they perform various flourishes and more stylish assaults against the summoning pillar. Eventually, as the bladestorm reaches its crescendo, the man leaps away and his clone-images vanish, with a giant sword slamming down from the heavens at high speed, slamming straight through the center of the Obelisk before exploding violently.
It's impossible to say how many nicks and scratches the Obelisk has acquired once he's done with it, but it's fair to say that it was a significant blow to its defenses, although likely not the structure itself.
FOCUS - BLADESTORM
Turning his sword upwards, he teleports over to the Obelisk, and begins attacking it, or rather any shields and walls it may have with a furious barrage of sword strikes. Hundreds if not thousands of attacks with every passing second, it would seem. And what's more, it looks like strange flickering clones are attacking from other sides too, including ones standing on air and striking up higher, each attacking as swiftly and furiously as the original. The only good news is that the replicas don't strike with as much force as the man himself, but that doesn't stop them from hitting the structure with force that would put any ordinary swordsmen to shame. They all, original and clone, seamlessly move in as defenses are shattered, with more appearing at every passing moment until they fight shoulder to shoulder. Coordination means they never hit each other, but many close calls are made as they perform various flourishes and more stylish assaults against the summoning pillar. Eventually, as the bladestorm reaches its crescendo, the man leaps away and his clone-images vanish, with a giant sword slamming down from the heavens at high speed, slamming straight through the center of the Obelisk before exploding violently.
It's impossible to say how many nicks and scratches the Obelisk has acquired once he's done with it, but it's fair to say that it was a significant blow to its defenses, although likely not the structure itself.
hungry visitor
(God/Greater)
The guy sees a battle in the distant. Battles are scary.
Crazy guys are summoning stuff and throwing projectiles at a seemingly unharmed warrior. The guy wonders why they do this.
An explosion lets him flinch. The guy decides he doesn't want to investigate.
Crazy guys are summoning stuff and throwing projectiles at a seemingly unharmed warrior. The guy wonders why they do this.
An explosion lets him flinch. The guy decides he doesn't want to investigate.
As I watch the rampage of Unsealed Zombie, I have a question. "How is is zombifying walls, and towers, and those completely plastic bugs!" (I mutter) "Those are made of rock and plastic, there's nothing there to infect!" Then I look closer, and have an idea. It seems that the Godmodder is leveraging its (and his own) power to circumvent those constraints of logic, which are rather weak here in any event. BUT. What if those constraints were strengthened in just the right spot? Could I make reality itself reject the Sealed Zombie? With that in mind, I use my first action to dodge behind to Mysterious Tower, gather my strength, and focus my concentration to cast
SKYOKAILS'S PARADOX REJECTION
Not this action, of course. This sort of thing involves a bit of charging time.
Eevee shadow bacon
Your Choices Don't Matter
OOC: Charge is how players in the other DtG summoned more powerful minions and preformed more powerful attacks. More turns the player spent charging, the more durable and strong said minion/attack would be. I assumed the FOCUS mechanic was the same. It tends to be the core mechanic the players use to combat the GM, as longer charged minion have better stats and had a higher tolerance to GM interference.
IC: I create a huge platform for my summons to appear on.
I throw the transforming button at the earth.
I start to focus on another summon. [1\14]