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Defeat The Godmodder
- Thread starter Moniker
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"Then speak with Captain.Cat"I say"I was just giving you a warning"
'I wish the warship will stop turning into plastic and i wish for a forest of plastic trees'
The Ship stops turning into plastic and a plastic Forest appears, but the Trees Grow tentacles and start attacking everyone and everything!
"Oh Bugger me!" I shout out 'I wish for the Trees to stop attacking!' I wait a few moments and nothing happens the trees are still attacking!
"Shit its not working!"
The Ship stops turning into plastic and a plastic Forest appears, but the Trees Grow tentacles and start attacking everyone and everything!
"Oh Bugger me!" I shout out 'I wish for the Trees to stop attacking!' I wait a few moments and nothing happens the trees are still attacking!
"Shit its not working!"
I poke my head through the hatch when I hear what's happening but duck my head back down and start laughing
OOC:Moniker I think it may be time for the Godmodder
Eevee shadow bacon
Your Choices Don't Matter
You should threadmark you main posts
OOC: I agree wholeheartedly. I'm also going to bed, so I hope you guys all survive this, while I'm teleported to who knows where.
Archon of Ghosts
Actually has no control over the dead
OOC: Same here, sleep calls
OOC:Also think you should threadpost
"Of how I should let others walk over me and do what they wish with my stuff...I'll consider your warning." I say with a hint of sarcasm.
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OOC: Alright sorry about that i was not reading and I did not realized that the Warship was yours."Of how I should let others walk over me and do what they wish with my stuff...I'll consider your warning." I say with a hint of sarcasm.
OOC: True.
OOC:Whistles in the background
OOC: It's no problem, such actions add more interactions into the game which is almost always a good thing.
Update X
The engineers improve the wall slightly then leave. The godmodder promptly mind-controls the mind control device into self-destructing. Your portal appears, but... it turns out the godmodder bribed whoever was behind the portal! Now it needs to be resealed or the soldiers will come out on the godmodder's side!
Trying to do that many actions at once is really taxing! You don't have the energy to make sure each individual action goes okay! If you prefaced your post with "FOCUS", indicating that you were sacrificing your other two posts for these actions, you'd have a better shot.
You've got a giant worm ready to attack!
The godmodder creates a GIANTER RAY OF DOOMIER DOOM with his mind and fires it at the GIANT RAY OF DOOM! The winner is clear.
The godmodder, being asexual, is of course completely unphased.
Chuck Norris appears! He immediately joins the godmodder's side, since the godmodder is the most awesome person on the field.
OW! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT! THAT'S IT! I'M EDITING MY RESPONSE TO YOUR PREVIOUS POST SO THAT CHUCK NORRIS JOINS THE GODMODDER!
The decay decays into nothingness mid-flight!
Using the power of your luck, you end up... roughly near where Cloak is.
SIDEQUEST START!
You're in another part of the Hexagonafield. You appear to be in some sort of... small town? There are several buildings around, one of them possibly containing Cloak. Most of the buildings are total rubble, but a few are still standing... albeit barely. Cloak might be in one of them, but there could be valuable information and treasure to gather in any of them.
What do you do?
You sacrifice the godmodder to give him the biggest, hugest hug you can!
The godmodder sniffles a little bit. After this long life, where's he's spent so long... completely unloved... finally someone... gives him a hug?
Maybe this war doesn't need to happen.
Maybe we can all just hug it out.
Maybe there can be peace.
That's what you think, and as the godmodder is crying, you think that's what he thinks, too. But then you realize.
The godmodder's tears are made of molten lava.
Screaming, your lava-covered self is blown away with sheer force. While most everyone has emerged unharmed from most everything, and you've suffered no permanent damage from the lava... that hut. Not a lot. But it did.
You do manage to keep the godmodder from breaking his shackles for another turn. And the lava tears hurt him, too.
1 damage.
The soldiers try to remove their helmets! However, they're REALLY locked on there... One of them pulls REALLY hard to counter it, and manages to get the helmet off... only to explode in a giant spurt of blood! 1 rifleman killed! You'll have to try something else...
You've queued up some orders. Your soldiers look for some cover, but in a giant featureless stone plane, the only thing they could take cover behind is the mass of defenses protecting the obelisk. You probably don't want that. Furthermore, each mass of scientists and engineers can only do one thing at a time, just to prevent the army from getting too complicated.
OOC: Ah, good to know. Hopefully this thread will be as fun as the Destroy the Godmodder thread was.
"Alright then," I say, "time for some air power." Snapping my fingers a heavily armed and large warship with a human crew crewing it appears next to me, landed.
I direct my techmarines to board the flying warship with orders to collect any spare resources and dismantle sections that can be dismantled without problems in order to get material for future use.
Your techmarines get MATERIAL! They're now ready to build something!
The godmodder summons the ARMOR OF LAVA AND PEACE, and then drowns you in a tide of LAVA AND PEACE, and kills you with the Sword of Fate! Well. He doesn't kill you, he just wins the duel again. And destroys your legendary equipment. It's a little hard for him to do when he's shackled to the ground, but he's a surprisingly good fighter!
Yeah, I appreciate it if you say FOCUS, but I know a special attack when I see one, usually.
CaptainNZZZ stops you! You can't just go taking other player's stuff! Not even if they're a Neutral player! Unless they attack the AGs first. Then you can do what you want.
I think I should note about now. This whole "updates once on an hour" thing is only really for today. Things are probably going to settle down into a daily/bi-daily update schedule after a while. This speed is nice but it takes a lot of effort.
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AG:
The army finishes their machine gunner research, doubling their attack power!
Ms. Fortune and the army men both fire at Chuck Norris in his jeep, dealing 1810 damage to the jeep! The obelisk starts to glow a little with summoning energies! It also generates a new forcefield to protect itself!
PG:
The soldier summoning portal starts to glow! It won't be too long before it summons!
Chuck Norris in his jeep runs right over the the Obelisks's forcefield generator, destroying it!
The godmodder himself focuses, and starts staring at Ms. Fortune... seems convenient, until he starts shooting EYE DEATH LASERS. They tear into Ms. Fortune for 5000 damage!
THE HEXAGONAFIELD:
[AG - captain.cat]Power Jammer: 9340/10000 HP (counteracting Army men mind control)
[AG - MooGoesCow]Obelisk: 5000/5000 HP(summoning super-unit in 6!)(protected from 3 attacks)(grav-field protected)
Wall: 3500/3500 HP(bodyguarding Obelisk!)
[AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]Ms. Fortune: 2000/7000 HP, 1000A
[AG - captain.cat]Army men(810 total attack):
Riflemen II: 30/30 HP x 27, 15x27A
Machine gunners II: 20/20 HP x 4, 100x4A
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 6, constructing Barracks(will complete in 1!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 3, researching anti-godmodder bullets(will complete in 3)
HQ: 2000/2000 HP, working on new batch of engineers and scientists(will complete in 2)
Refinery: 1500/1500 HP(producing 200 plastic per turn!)
Possesses 600 plastic
[N - CaptainNZZZ]Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A, has MATERIAL
[PG]Soldier summoning portal: 0% sealed! Summoning in 3!
[PG]Chuck Norris in a Jeep: 1000000/1000000 HP for Chuck Norris, 8190/10000 HP for Jeep, 4000A
[PG]Godmodder: 293/300 HP (55% random)(shackled in place! Vulnerable this turn!)
Player list:
Captain.cat
Orange
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute(SIDEQUEST: Cloak Hunt)
MooGoesCow21
Eevee Shadow Bacon
Archon of Ghosts
CaptainNZZZ(Summoning from portal...)
Cloak Hunt:
Players:
Corebrute
Buildings:
Mine
Library
Dormitories
Corebrute
Buildings:
Mine
Library
Dormitories
MooGoesCow21
The Moo That Goes Cow
He/Him
Focus:I Seal the portal
Once again I focus upon the growing portal, making sure it continues to grow in size and stability, it should only need a bit more after all to complete the summoning.
I issue out orders to my techmarines to utilize their gathered materials to create a pair of Thunderhawks (they're aircraft with more weaponry and armor than a tank and with enough transport capacity for 30 Space Marines) to gain potent aircraft for transport and protection against any of the more conventional foes.
I issue out orders to my techmarines to utilize their gathered materials to create a pair of Thunderhawks (they're aircraft with more weaponry and armor than a tank and with enough transport capacity for 30 Space Marines) to gain potent aircraft for transport and protection against any of the more conventional foes.
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Eevee shadow bacon
Your Choices Don't Matter
Grab the fourth wall and reveal to Chuck that the GM is a whiney person who can't take a simple surprise punch.
Send Painis Cupcake, Piss Cakehole, Dick Soupcan, and Christain Brutal Sniper through the portal to kill the troops
Send Painis Cupcake, Piss Cakehole, Dick Soupcan, and Christain Brutal Sniper through the portal to kill the troops
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The Forest starts breeding plastic giant bugs! "Come on Stop!" I shout out. 'I wish for the Forest to stop making bugs' The forest seems to stop for a moment. Then Thosands of Giant plastic Bugs Spill out from the forest Charging At everything in a all out attack on everyone!
(300000) Plastic Ohm: Hitpoints 700 (per Ohm), Attack damage 7d10, Special: berserk: When they are Berserk they will attack everything and anyone and will not stop until they die of exhaustion, Immunity to being unsummoned.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK!" 'AAAAHHH! Ummm! I wish for the land under me and my army men to lift into the air out of reach!' The land under me and the army men left into air but is keeps going and going and going until me and my men are about 10 miles in the air and it shows no signs of stopping!
OOC: I going to be absent for while this was my parting gift, Good luck.
(300000) Plastic Ohm: Hitpoints 700 (per Ohm), Attack damage 7d10, Special: berserk: When they are Berserk they will attack everything and anyone and will not stop until they die of exhaustion, Immunity to being unsummoned.
OOC: I going to be absent for while this was my parting gift, Good luck.
I run out of the hatch as quickly as I can and turn into my poison gas form as I go past the Godmodder allowing him to inhale some of the poison
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Noting the hordes of giant plastic Bugs rapidly coming for everyone I fix the flying Warship's engines and weaponry with a snap and with the building techmarines safely tucked away onboard the flying Warship takes off and high into the sky, the just fixed weaponry ready to fire on the Giant plastic Bugs if they try to attack the flying Warship.
I reform behind the Godmodder and stick two daggers of petrifaction into his Achilles' tendons before I stick a bomb to the back of his neck and run back through the hatch before pulling the trigger
OOC:Is your name a reference or something because the guy who created the first godmoddder thread on the minecraft server was named Moniker1