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Defeat The Godmodder

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Finally the portal finishes it's summoning and from a certain thread (*cough*Destroy the Godmodder*cough*) a massive tower appears, an indestructible and unalterable tower appears, it's windows and doors locked closed and only opening for me. Unfortunately it's abilities and it's internal enhancements seem to have been lost in the transfer to here but still it's great to have it again.

OOC: If an indestructible and unalterable tower doesn't work I'm fine with it being nerfed to being highly durable and resistant to being altered in any way by other players and the Godmodder. :)
 
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Action 1: For my first action, I heal Chuck Norris's mom using a set of Minecraft instant health potions. They heal and decrease zombification in equal parts. (This action is split between healing and de-zombifying)

CoreBrute said:
"Hmm, I guess I could just take one-what's that in my hand?" Deo looks down and sees the new syringe in his hand. It has Velocity 9 written on the side. "I don't remember even wishing for that." As he injects this new drug into his body, he mutters, "That Godmodder is going to pay for my rehab."

As Deo glows with blue lightning, he blurs across the library, grabbing each of the 3 non-fiction books with the speed equivalent to that of the Flash. As he blurs out of the library, he feels it collpase around him surprisingly fast for being in slow motion.

"Run Deo, Run!" He says, as he legs it, before finally getting out of there, breathing heavily, as the library crumbles behind him.

OOC: FOCUS on Velocity 9ing (aka use Flash level Superspeed) to grab all 3 books and get out of there. If it makes a difference, I went for On Godmodding, Vol. 1 first.

Side note, anyone know of any 'instant rehab' potions or spells or items? Only thing that comes to mind is the Fallout device or something from Rick and Morty.
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The only thing that comes to mind is the talisman of rebirth from Minecraft. It basically gives a big load of really good buffs (temporary extra health, resistance to 'normal' damage, immunity to heat, and a 25% restore) when the wearer would otherwise die.
 
Action 2: I give Chuck's mom another round of instant health potions, now specialized for de-zombifying. (This action is split between straight healing and de-zombifying at a 1 to 2 ration)
 
Action 3: Using my remaining time and energy this turn, I attempt to remove a attack shield from the Sealed zombie and then place it around Chuck's Mom.

OOC: There. Though 1 more attack shield wouldn't go amiss, Chuck's mom should be for at least one turn.
 
I realize Mom Norris is hurt and hijack a metor, slamming it into the bugs.

I teleport to the library and steal
"On Godmodding, Vol. 1" before returning to space.

I start to charge energy to summon a powerful minion next round. [1/4]

(The activated button now is now transforming.)
 
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"Hey no fair!" I yell at the Eevee who grabbed the book from my hand. "I was reading that! Give it back!" I snatch it from them at super speed before they teleport back.

"You can read it when I'm done." I flick through it at leisure.

OOC: Also, pretty sure that's the definition of meta-gaming. Don't know if this is that kinda game, but it's not usually very nice.
 
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CoreBrute said:
"Hey no fair!" I yell at the Eevee who grabbed the book from my hand. "I was reading that! Give it back!" I snatch it from them at super speed before they teleport back.

"You can read it when I'm done." I flick through it at leisure.

OOC: Also, pretty sure that's the definition of meta-gaming. Don't know if this is that kinda game, but it's not usually very nice.
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Fine, mind sending "On Players and the Nature of Creativity & Heart and Soul" my way? I forgot to bring a magazine.
 
Eevee shadow bacon said:
Fine, mind sending "On Players and the Nature of Creativity & Heart and Soul" my way? I forgot to bring a magazine.
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"Once reality confirms that yes you can randomly teleport somewhere you don't know exists, to pick up a book you didn't see me get, even though I only got here by sheer random chance, and no one knows I'm alive. If reality confirms that, then yes. You may have 'On Players and the Nature of Creativity & Heart and Soul'.

"If not, I'll Amazon Prime you a copy of Cirque Du Freak by Darren Shan you can read."
 
MooGoesCow21 said:
It against the rules of the forum so nope
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Fair enough. I'll ask Moniker if that aspect of the rules could be modified to be a bit more compatible with forum rules.

Moniker since double and triple-posting aren't allowed, can the rules please be changed to something a bit more compatible with the forum rules. I'm thinking something a bit along the lines of

Action 1: Blah bla

Action 2: blah bla

Action 3: Blah Blah

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With the bit after each Action (Number): Representing what is done in the equivalent post under the current system.
 
OOC: Moniker how big is Zombie zero-aka the boss zombie? Sizewise I mean. Size of a small building, a skyscraper, basketball player?

Also, while I don't want to wish misfortune on my fellow players, except for the damn neutrals, I hope the zombies (or at least the super zombie) is still around when I get back from my sidequest. I've got a really cool idea on how to deal with them that doesn't involve guns or explosions!
 
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"Once reality confirms that yes you can randomly teleport somewhere you don't know exists, to pick up a book you didn't see me get, even though I only got here by sheer random chance, and no one knows I'm alive. If reality confirms that, then yes. You may have 'On Players and the Nature of Creativity & Heart and Soul'.

"If not, I'll Amazon Prime you a copy of Cirque Du Freak by Darren Shan you can read."
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We're reality-warping, fourth wall destroying, godmodder slaying avator anchoring our real body to this realm through words alone and can do anything we please once we gather enough power to bend reality like a pool noodle.
 
'I wish for a Boeing B-29 Superfortress to fly over the plastic bugs and the Sealed Zombie and bomb them back to the stone age!' Suddenly a B- 29 Bomber appears flying in the air and goes to the targets dropping 24 1000 lb bombs on the Plastic bugs and the sealed zombie. Turning to look at chuck Norris's Mom I yell to my men "Soldiers! Protect that Lady!" "Sir yes Sir!"
 
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    • MooGoesCow21 said:
    Focus: I repair the wall as much as I can and then if I have time left improve it
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    You fully repair the wall, and improve its max HP by 1000!

    Hex123 said:
    I use the giant can of bug spray the I summon death to take the zombies to the afterlife
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    How do you use the bug spray?

    Death appears, and intones that it isn't the zombie's time yet! He does slice at the zombie for 3000 damage, however!

    Archon of Ghosts said:
    *Summons a set of attachable wings and flies out of the pit*

    *Engages the Sealed Zombie*
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    You cut through the sealed zombie's shield!

    EternalStruggle said:
    "Heh." The man says. "I like me some consequences!" Wow, he really is fearless. What an idiotic git. Idiogit?

    Either way, he looks at the Power Jammer and is not too happy to see a newly made energy shield. Looks like it'll be harder to take down than he thought.

    FOCUS - SECONDARY BATTERIES

    He withdraws a strange spherical device from his jacket pocket with a gloved hand, because of course he has a black (artificial) leather jacket and matching gloves.

    He tosses it over at the base of the Jammer, where it begins beeping, faster and faster. Eventually it reaches the point of a continuous high-pitched whine, and explodes in a massive, er, explosion! That takes care of the shield, at least. But wait! Careful review of the events showed that the device didn't explode, it was hit with an explosive shell traveling faster than the speed of sound. Looks like the device was actually just some kind of artillery beacon. And it was quite a shell, too. The kinetic energy alone could probably have done in the shield, it was several tons in weight. And whatever explosive filling it had made it shatter the surrounding ground, sending stone shards everywhere for several dozen meters around, creating a huge crater that the Jammer now rests in.

    A long distance away, an oversized levitating fortress reloads one of its secondary guns that had been fired. It then fires a second railgun shell that is a direct hit on the Jammer! That would look very painful if it was on anything living. As it stands, it just laves the jammer a burning husk. Maybe a still functional burning husk, but a burning husk nonetheless.
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    5000 damage to the Power Jammer! This destroys the Energy Shield, and leaves the main jammer itself on its last legs!

    You've fallen a rung on the NEUTRALADDER! Reason: Showing a complete lack of remorse or intent of stopping!

    NEW RUNG DISCOVERED!

    [N-2]: Cruisin' for a Bruisin': Debuff: You have forsaken your status as a Player, and with it, your invincibility. You're now on the field with an HP bar! If the AGs manage to take you out, you'll be forced to join their team properly, and the rules of this game will prevent you from acting out of turn! However, if you throw the AGs a bone, you can still regain some neutrality... and with it, your invincibility! But you need to work to reseal the rift you and the other players have created!

    EternalStruggle has appeared on the field!

    CoreBrute said:
    "Hmm, I guess I could just take one-what's that in my hand?" Deo looks down and sees the new syringe in his hand. It has Velocity 9 written on the side. "I don't remember even wishing for that." As he injects this new drug into his body, he mutters, "That Godmodder is going to pay for my rehab."

    As Deo glows with blue lightning, he blurs across the library, grabbing each of the 3 non-fiction books with the speed equivalent to that of the Flash. As he blurs out of the library, he feels it collpase around him surprisingly fast for being in slow motion.

    "Run Deo, Run!" He says, as he legs it, before finally getting out of there, breathing heavily, as the library crumbles behind him.

    OOC: FOCUS on Velocity 9ing (aka use Flash level Superspeed) to grab all 3 books and get out of there. If it makes a difference, I went for On Godmodding, Vol. 1 first.

    Side note, anyone know of any 'instant rehab' potions or spells or items? Only thing that comes to mind is the Fallout device or something from Rick and Morty.
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    Lightning-fast, you snatch up all three of the books! But then you realize... maybe you went a little TOO fast! These are old books! They can't take that kind of kinetic energy! 2 of the books burst into flame, and are completely immolated into worthless ashes before you can do anything! Leaving you with the last book, randomly decided... On Players and the Nature of Creativity!

    It goes into the QUEST REWARD STASH! This stash keeps all your rewards safe, to be given to you upon return! Once you've finished the quest, you can examine the book at your leisure. It won't even count as an "action" in your turns.

    Now, where to next? You exit the worthless library, and size up your other 2 options: The mine, or the dormitories...?

    HybridUnity said:
    I put an adaptable force shield around chuck norriss mom
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    Mom shielded from 1 attack!

    CaptainNZZZ said:
    I make it so the further actions of mine (this turn) are safe from being taken over or distorted or altered as having something I've been summoning for a while be stolen from right under me would be very annoying and frustrating.
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    You shield your next action from having adverse consequences!

    HybridUnity said:
    I summon a computer that allows me to hack the GMs computer and edit his next reaction so that one of his health bar numbers is missing
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    You summon a computer! But wait, do you mean Godmodder? Or Game Master? I've been confused about this before!

    CaptainNZZZ said:
    Summoning a group of 10 stormtroopers who get the knowledge of how to use Thunderhawks stuffed into their minds I have 8 of them in groups of 4 take control of the pair of Thunderhawks while having the last 2 stormtroopers stand by the lightning generator to defend it from any attacks.

    The techmarines board the Thunderhawks in two groups and then have the Thunderhawks fly up to hopefully avoid having them get attacked while ordering them to attack anyone that tries to attack the Thunderhawks if necessary.
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    The Thunderhawks are now protecting the Techmarines! The stormtroopers give the shield generator some more HP, and the Thunderhawks can now autopilot without needing Techhawks!

    CaptainNZZZ said:
    Finally the portal finishes it's summoning and from a certain thread (*cough*Destroy the Godmodder*cough*) a massive tower appears, an indestructible and unalterable tower appears, it's windows and doors locked closed and only opening for me. Unfortunately it's abilities and it's internal enhancements seem to have been lost in the transfer to here but still it's great to have it again.

    OOC: If an indestructible and unalterable tower doesn't work I'm fine with it being nerfed to being highly durable and resistant to being altered in any way by other players and the Godmodder. :)
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    Tower summoned, as a large, high-HP entity! But... does it DO anything?

    That-Random-Guy said:
    Action 1: For my first action, I heal Chuck Norris's mom using a set of Minecraft instant health potions. They heal and decrease zombification in equal parts. (This action is split between healing and de-zombifying)

    The only thing that comes to mind is the talisman of rebirth from Minecraft. It basically gives a big load of really good buffs (temporary extra health, resistance to 'normal' damage, immunity to heat, and a 25% restore) when the wearer would otherwise die.

    Action 2: I give Chuck's mom another round of instant health potions, now specialized for de-zombifying. (This action is split between straight healing and de-zombifying at a 1 to 2 ration)

    Action 3: Using my remaining time and energy this turn, I attempt to remove a attack shield from the Sealed zombie and then place it around Chuck's Mom.

    OOC: There. Though 1 more attack shield wouldn't go amiss, Chuck's mom should be for at least one turn.
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    In response to your actions, the mom is fully healed, and de-zombified, and given an attack shield!

    Double and triple posting aren't normally allowed, but I'll make an exception this time because you do raise a fair question; why make focusing less efficient?

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    It's a gambit to encourage thread activity and keep the thread towards the top of the forum page. The intended way to play is to spread your posts out over the time in-between updates, thus allowing you to adapt to what other players are doing and keeping the thread active! "Focus" is a mechanic meant to let players who can't or won't post at separate times still be effective players. Basically, it's to keep the posts flowing and facilitate a sort of conversation between the players who fight.

    Eevee shadow bacon said:
    I realize Mom Norris is hurt and hijack a metor, slamming it into the bugs.

    I teleport to the library and steal
    "On Godmodding, Vol. 1" before returning to space.

    I start to charge energy to summon a powerful minion next round.

    (The activated button now is now transforming.)
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    You kill 4 plastic bugs!

    But how? The book was burnt! (And you generally can't mess with other player's quests unless you explicitly go to where they are and join them for the ride)

    HybridUnity said:
    I send my Giant worm at the zombie again
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    3000 damage to the zombie!

    CoreBrute said:
    OOC: Moniker how big is Zombie zero-aka the boss zombie? Sizewise I mean. Size of a small building, a skyscraper, basketball player?

    Also, while I don't want to wish misfortune on my fellow players, except for the damn neutrals, I hope the zombies (or at least the super zombie) is still around when I get back from my sidequest. I've got a really cool idea on how to deal with them that doesn't involve guns or explosions!
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    Think about small-building size. It's really big.

    Captain.Cat said:
    'I wish for a Boeing B-29 Superfortress to fly over the plastic bugs and the Sealed Zombie and bomb them back to the stone age!' Suddenly a B- 29 Bomber appears flying in the air and goes to the targets dropping 24 1000 lb bombs on the Plastic bugs and the sealed zombie. Turning to look at chuck Norris's Mom I yell to my men "Soldiers! Protect that Lady!" "Sir yes Sir!"
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    You kill 3 plastic bugs and deal the last bit of damage necessary to finish the Sealed Zombie! It keels over, and flops down onto the ground in a flurry! But... wait... is it still breathing and moving?

    Your soldiers will bodyguard for the lady if she ends up in a position to take HP damage!

    Suddenly, the godmodder clutches at his chest! It was like... a small piece of his being had been stolen from him... a power payment to summon something as good as a sealed zombie! 1 damage to the godmodder! Looks like beating on these things moves you to your main goal, as well as gets them out of your hair!

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    AG:

    You can hear a sound coming from the Obelisk!

    The army men, cheering that the Sealed Zombie appears to be defeated! They all fire at the Plastic Bugs, killing another one! 1600 plastic was harvested from dead bugs this turn! The engineers finish their refinery, doubling plastic production, and the scientists finish researching anti-godmodder bullets, giving the soldiers the ability to hurt the godmodder with their bullets - *IF* they connect - and +5 base attack!

    Chuck Norris's mom almost has Norris convinced! Seeing how hard you're working to protect her, Chuck Norris hesitates... he won't act this turn!

    PG:

    Chuck Norris isn't acting this turn!

    The Plastic Bugs group up and throw themselves at the Obelisk, taking away 6000 of the wall's health! They're getting desperate, as their swarm is shrinking and Obelisk draws close to victory!

    The godmodder chuckles... they really think they can win, huh? He teleports the Power Jammer right in front of him, down to only a couple hundred HP, and he crushes it under the heel of his boot! In a snap, captain.cat's loyal soldiers are back on Team Godmodder! He immediately gives them orders to start doing stuff, and expends 1000 plastic to ask HQ to call in some elite reinforcements!

    Suddenly, the Sealed zombie... yeah, that thing is NOT dead. Previously, only one of the glowing swords in the X-icon on its chest was glowing, but now, BOTH of them are glowing! The Sealed Zombie leaps off the ground, back on its feet, and looses an ear-splitting roar! It is now the UNSEALED ZOMBIE, far more powerful than before! The REAL fight starts now!

    He begins his rampage by attacking the Thunderhawks, Eternalstruggle, and the wall protecting the Obelisk, giving 75% zombification to ALL of them! He zombifies faster and attacks three things! Take this fool out fast!

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    The techmarines, in their Thunderhawks, bomb the Unsealed Zombie for 2000 damage!



    THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

    [AG - MooGoesCow]Obelisk: 5000/5000 HP(summoning super-unit in 3!)(protected from 1 attack)
    Wall II: 2000/8000 HP(bodyguarding obelisk)(75% zombified!)

    [AG]Norris's mom: 4000/4000 HP, 1000A (will convince Chuck Norris in 1!)(protected from 2 attacks!)

    [N - CaptainNZZZ]Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A (25% zombified!)
    Thunderhawks: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 1000 x 2A(carrying Techmarines)(75% zombified!)

    [N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 20000/20000 HP

    [N]EternalStruggle: 30000/30000 HP(75% zombified!)

    [AG - captain.cat]Army men(765 total attack):
    Riflemen II: 30/30 HP x 17, 20x17A
    Machine gunners II: 20/20 HP x 4, 105x4A
    Engineers: 10/10 HP x 9, building new barracks(complete in 2!)
    Scientists: 10/10 HP x 6, researching improved Riflemen(complete in 2!)
    HQ: 2000/2000 HP, calling in elites(complete in 2!)
    Refineries: 1500/1500 x 2 HP(producing 400 plastic per turn!)
    Barracks: 3000/3000 HP, producing riflemenx6, will complete in 1!)
    Possesses 2500 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets

    [PG]Chuck Norris in a Jeep: 1000000/1000000 HP for Chuck Norris, 6190/10000 HP for Jeep, 4000A

    [PG]Unsealed Zombie: 38000/40000 HP, 0 x 3A, Special: Conv-All(Unleashing in 5!)(Boss)(Super Zombifying Bites)
    Generator: 2500/2500 HP(does 500 damage to the sealed zombie every turn!)

    [PG]Godmodder: 289/300 HP

    [V]Plastic Bugs: 700/700 x 30 HP, 200 x 30A (100% zombified)


    Player list:
    Captain.cat
    Orange
    HybridUnity
    Hex123(Shielded!)
    Corebrute(SIDEQUEST: Cloak Hunt)
    MooGoesCow21
    Eevee Shadow Bacon
    Archon of Ghosts
    [N]CaptainNZZZ
    [N-2]EternalStruggle

    Cloak Hunt:
    Players:
    Corebrute

    Location:
    Abandoned Town

    Buildings:
    Mine
    Dormitories

    Reward Stash:
    On Players and the Nature of Creativity
     
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    • "Son of of Bitch!" I yell out in rage! and I gaze at EternalStruggle in anger 'I wish for A frag grenade to be fused into his mouth and for it to blow his head off!' A frag grenade appears lodged in EternalStruggle and steadily fused to all of his teeth, the grenade is stuck in a way that his mouth is trapped in a unnatural angle making very painful. the Grenade will blow up in a few seconds.

    Feeling a bit more calm now i make another wish 'I wish for a another Power jammer, this time extra strong!' Another Power Jammer appears right next to me.
     
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    All right, I'm somewhat of a veteran of this game, so I'll give everyone the basic term commonly used in this game. Please bookmark this so other can easily access this later.

    GM: The Godmodder. Used by people who don't what to type the name over and over

    OP/DM    : Original poster/dungeon master. The God and creator of this thread. DO NOT ATTACK OR YOU WILL REGRET IT.

    AG: Anti-Godmodder. All players start here unless stated otherwise. All summoned creatures by the player of this alliance are here by default.

    PG: Pro-Godmodder. The enemy of the AG and ally to the Godmodder. Will attack the AG or support the godmodder unless killed or converted.

    N: Neutral. These aren't on any team and will not truly support a side. If it is a creature, it will not be openly hostile to anyone unless attacked by a group and will then join the opposing team. If it isn't a creature, it's usually a force of nature both sides will attempt to aim at each other, like a giant flaming meteor heading toward the battle field.

    NE: Neutral Evil. These creature will attack anyone near them. Can sometimes be bribed to attack the others team for a while, but ONLY for a while.

    NG: Neutral Good. Will heal anyone or let them take shelter with them. DO NOT ATTACK!

    FOCUS: this is basically the charge mechanic from the original game. More charge= more powerful minion/attack. Please add [x/y] (x equal current charge, y equals desired charge) for counting your charge to make it easier for the OP to track. Players can assist other players charge at the cost of one post (1 post =1 charge).


    I'll add more term as I remember them or as the OP add/creates them.
     
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