Ooc:Eevee I respect you for summoning C'THUN but are you going to summon his followers to give him more power?
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Defeat The Godmodder
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"Cloak, i couldnt leave you. You were a comerade in arms.
"Please tell me. What is the Godmodder purpose for summoning all of us just to fight us? Why make us immortal? And why are you involved?"
Ooc: is that too many questions? EDIT: Reposted it because the GM seemed to have missed it while doing the other two sidequests.
"Please tell me. What is the Godmodder purpose for summoning all of us just to fight us? Why make us immortal? And why are you involved?"
Ooc: is that too many questions? EDIT: Reposted it because the GM seemed to have missed it while doing the other two sidequests.
The Search for Cloak - II
Cloak: I wish I could answer all those questions. But being here a while, you do pick up a few things.
Cloak: The truth is, I don't know that much more than you. I woke up in the middle of nowhere, with no memories. But I was made to work in those mines over there. Gathering resources and earning "currency points" to no end.
Cloak: Eventually, me and several others decided to rebel against the automatons controlling us. Why not, right? Then, their leader, the godmodder, came down to stop us.
Cloak: Some fled. Some kept fighting. I was one of the ones who stayed to fight. And to our surprise, that's when we gained our powers.
Cloak: We were always immortal and mostly immune to pain, at least physically. But the power to create? Summon? And attack? We only got that when we fought the godmodder.
Cloak: But despite that, the fight went poorly. VERY poorly.
Cloak: I still try to keep an eye on the godmodder. I'm waiting until I see a group that can stop him. A group that won't lose.
Cloak: Like my friends did.
Cloak: ...I hope that's all you wanted to know. I don't know why the godmodder fights us. But even if I did, that wouldn't change my goal.
Cloak: I want to kill him.
What now?
"Well good news." I hold out my hand to him. "So do we. Barring some dirty neutrals.
"Let's go show that Modder hell." And if Cloak takes his hand to rejoin the fight, that's when the last of the Herpex kicks in to teleport them back to the fight.
OOC: Unless something else was supposed to happen in the sidequest that interrupts me of course.
"Let's go show that Modder hell." And if Cloak takes his hand to rejoin the fight, that's when the last of the Herpex kicks in to teleport them back to the fight.
OOC: Unless something else was supposed to happen in the sidequest that interrupts me of course.
Eevee shadow bacon
Your Choices Don't Matter
I did. And every time a cultist prays C'THUN grows string, meaning every time I resummon him in a different area, a boatload of damage is done to every enemy near by.
Yeah like that random enemy's get dealt damage equal to attack?
Archon of Ghosts
Actually has no control over the dead
*Finishes channeling divinity into himself*
*Calls forth 3 Cauldron Vials*
*Calls forth 3 Cauldron Vials*
"Hey archon could you toss me one of those"
'Goddammit of course it would not work' I Glare in silent rage about the power jammer no longer working. 'Well if I can't jam it I'll delete it! I wish for the mind control on my army men to be deleted!' Suddenly a hacker with a super laptop next to me and starts trying to hack into the mainframe as to delete the mind control of the Army men. This will take 5 turns!
"Yeah I guess it would have been to easy for me if it had just deleted itself then and there." 'I wish for the next three attacks aim at the Hacker to be redirected to hit the Godmodder instead!'
"Yeah I guess it would have been to easy for me if it had just deleted itself then and there." 'I wish for the next three attacks aim at the Hacker to be redirected to hit the Godmodder instead!'
Archon of Ghosts
Actually has no control over the dead
*Tosses Hybrid a vial*
With the gathered zombification I convert it to the perfect counter of such unusual and potent diseases, the Cure. I infuse the Cure into the Mysterious Tower, purging any of the zombification (if any remains on the Mysterious Tower) and granting the Mysterious Tower a useful ability, being immune to being infected by things like zombification due to the fact the Cure is infused into the Mysterious Tower's very essence.
I catch the vial smirking"Thanks Archon"
I understand. Maybe edit your post to some other action (I'm thinking de-zombie Chuck Norris' mom) and put all your actions into it next turn when It's much lower on HP. That should give you a decent super minion.
Fair enough consider it edited
For my last action this turn I quickly copy the Cure CaptainNZZ applied to the tower and use as much of it as I can to de-zombify Chuck Norris' mom.
Update XV
You reconstruct the wall! But, it's been rebuilt so many times now, it isn't looking as good as it was before...
Wall protected from 1 attack!
You prepare...
(NOTE: I generally don't quote/respond to posts that are just preparation/buildup. So don't feel bad if I didn't respond to you, I just didn't see anything that would affect the battlefield.)
Suddenly, you are metaphorically pulled aside and given a stern OOC talking to!
Don't give them any ideas! There's a reason the other veterans aren't here yet! So long as we have a chance to reboot the past, I can prevent the Worst Mechanic from developing!
You start focusing on a new summon! I'll keep track of it, on the playerlist.
Tower 35% de-zombified!
You've been changed to Neutral! You have no position on the Neutraladder as of yet.
Tower totally de-zombified!
The golems will try to stop the zombie from biting anything at 1 HP... but the zombie bites don't do damage! They only zombify!
-25% de-zombification!
Welcome! Glad to hear you're enjoying the show...
The sheer ILLOGICITY of the Unsealed Zombie slaps it in the face! The zombie is too stupid to realize how stupid it is, and so is not obliterated, but the sheer backlash still deals 6000 damage!
Cloak: Yeah. The godmodder might blow me away again, but I guess there's no point in sitting around waiting.
Cloak: I won't abandon you. I promise!
With that, you both return to the battlefield!
SIDEQUEST COMPLETE!
Rewards:
Cloak joins you on the battlefield!
Acquired three books, only one of which is non-crayoned in! They're been added to the COLLECTIVE PLAYER INVENTORY, to be shared by all! Read them at any time, and I'll respond with the lore separately from these updates. It does not cost an action.
Giant ball of entropy summoned! It will randomize any entity you order it to!
Hacker summoned! But, alas! It seems the godmodder has an infinite amount of backup counters just for stupid situations like this... He summons his own hacker... with an ULTRA LAPTOP!
HACKER BATTLE BEGUN! If your hacker wins, you gain control of the army men! If the godmodder's hacker wins, then their default alignment is switched to PG, as the helmets download a final firmware update: NEUROSYNTHESIS. You'd better assist your own hacker!
The Mysterious tower now has immunity to zombification!
-30% zombification!
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AG:
Captain.cat's hacker wires the administrator, gaining 10% hacking!
Cloak surveys the situation...
Cloak: Yup. Sealed enemies. They make everything worse. Frankly, I'm surprised there aren't more zombies. Let's take this guy out.
Cloak throws 2 knives into the Unsealed zombie's eyes, dealing 3000 damage!
The Obelisk is obscured in a white light!
Norris's Mom and Chuck Norris team up, crushing Plastic bug after Plastic bug together! They manage to take out 7!
PG:
The godmodder's hacker downloads the mainframe, gaining 20% hacking! Looks like captain.cat is at an immediate disadvantage... help out his hacker, or it's sure defeat!
The army men, giving up on the Obelisk, fire at the Mysterious Tower for 885 damage! The Plastic bugs join in, crushing the tower's bricks for 3800 damage! The army also upgrades the riflemen, doubling their base stats! Commandos arrive as per HQ's request! A new barracks is constructed! The godmodder gives them new orders, preparing to strengthen the army ever further... 1400 plastic is harvested from dead bugs! Looks like their major source of plastic is running low...
The Unsealed zombie goes right for the Entropy Ball, Chuck Norris's mom, and Chuck Norris's Jeep! +75% zombification to all of them!
The godmodder finishes his summoning! Suddenly, out of the ground, a puppy emerges! Aww... it's so adorable! It's just the cutest little thing you've ever seen, with those adorable eyes, those cute little paws with claws that could tear anything to shreds in seconds, that total immortality, the tongue that and hugs that would brutally crush anything that recieved them...
...Oh no.
Someone give that dog attention. Or else.
THE HEXAGONAFIELD:
HACK BATTLE:
Captain.cat ++++====== Godmodder
[AG - Hex123]Entropy Ball: 5000/5000 HP, (randomize)A(75% zombified!)
[AG]Cloak
[AG - MooGoesCow]Obelisk: 5000/5000 HP(summoning super-unit in 1!)(protected from 1 attack)
Wall III: 4000/4000 HP(bodyguarding Obelisk!)(protected from 1 attack)
[AG]Norris's mom: 4000/4000 HP, 1000A (protected from 1 attack)(95% zombified!)
[AG]Chuck Norris in a Jeep: 1000000/1000000 HP for Chuck Norris, 6190/10000 HP for Jeep(75% zombified), 4000A
[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 15315/20000 HP(containing entities!)(zombie immunity)
[N - CaptainNZZZ]Techmarines: 300/300 HP x 10, 200 x 10A (10% zombified!)
Thunderhawks: 1000/1000 HP x 2, 1000 x 2A(carrying Techmarines)(60% zombified!)
[PG]Cute Puppy: Playfulness level: Average
[AG - captain.cat]Army men(1480 total attack)(godmodder mind-controlled!):
Riflemen III: 60/60 HP x 23, 35x23A
Machine gunners II: 20/20 HP x 4, 105x4A
Commandos: 100/100 HP x 5, 50x5A
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 9, building new refinery(complete in 2!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 6, researching improved refinery production(complete in 3!)
HQ: 2000/2000 HP
Refineries: 1500/1500 x 2 HP(producing 400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks: 3000/3000x2 HP, producing machinegunnersx10, will complete in 2!)
Possesses 2400 plastic, anti-godmodder bullets
[PG]Unsealed Zombie: 16500/40000 HP, 0 x 3A, Special: Conv-All(Unleashing in 3!)(Boss)(Super Zombifying Bites)
Generator: 3000/3000 HP(does 1000 damage to the sealed zombie every turn!)
[PG]Godmodder: 289/300 HP
[V]Plastic Bugs: 700/700 x 19 HP, 200 x 19A (100% zombified)
Player info:
Captain.cat
Orange
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute(SIDEQUEST: Cloak Hunt)
MooGoesCow21
Eevee Shadow Bacon(C'Thun waiting in the wings)(1/14 New Summon)(SIDEQUEST: Very Winnable Sidequest)
Archon of Ghosts
[N]CaptainNZZZ
[N-2]EternalStruggle(SIDEQUEST: Very Winnable Sidequest)
[N]hungry visitor
Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Godmodding vol. 1(In Crayon!)
Heart and Soul(In Crayon!)
Orange
HybridUnity
Hex123(Shielded!)
Corebrute(SIDEQUEST: Cloak Hunt)
MooGoesCow21
Eevee Shadow Bacon(C'Thun waiting in the wings)(1/14 New Summon)(SIDEQUEST: Very Winnable Sidequest)
Archon of Ghosts
[N]CaptainNZZZ
[N-2]EternalStruggle(SIDEQUEST: Very Winnable Sidequest)
[N]hungry visitor
Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Godmodding vol. 1(In Crayon!)
Heart and Soul(In Crayon!)
Clockwork Imperium
Watching from Afar
She/Her
Feeling bored, I then summon 5 Squads of Imperial Guardsmen with Chimeras and a Leman Russ Battle Tank and drive towards CaptainNZZZ.
OOC: There's no limit on what you can summon, right?
"Okay how to help out in a hacker battle? Hmmm... oh and theres a Dog, Guess I need to do something about it as well." I twist my mustache in through for a few moments, before then looking pleased. "Yes that should help" 'I wish for the PG Hacker's laptop to have coffee spilled on it by a clumsy maid! Also a wish for a big dog biscuit to be tied around the Unsealed Zombie neck!'
Suddenly a Japanese school girl wearing a maid outfit is walking towards the PG Hacker but then she slips on a banana peel causing the coffee and the desert cake that where on the tray to start falling right at the PG Hackers Laptop! A large Dog biscuit appears tied around the Unsealed Zombie neck, It looks very tasty!
Suddenly a Japanese school girl wearing a maid outfit is walking towards the PG Hacker but then she slips on a banana peel causing the coffee and the desert cake that where on the tray to start falling right at the PG Hackers Laptop! A large Dog biscuit appears tied around the Unsealed Zombie neck, It looks very tasty!
Eevee shadow bacon
Your Choices Don't Matter
OOC: What's the
Worst Mechanic
IC: I abandon my minions (and C'THUN) and attempt at summoning to teleport to the AG angel's side.
I yell " NO ONE EXPECTS A NINJA!" before crushing Eternalstruggle head.
I try to summon C'THUN for real this time.
MooGoesCow21
The Moo That Goes Cow
He/Him
I make a anti helmet Shell
Codelyoko22
Goose with a gun
I appear out of nowhere equipped with a determined anime face, prepaired to fight and defeat the big evil gamemaster.
....and then run the hell away.
....and then run the hell away.
Eevee shadow bacon
Your Choices Don't Matter
Send the dog to me.
MooGoesCow21
The Moo That Goes Cow
He/Him
I Fly Up Into Space