Defeat The Godmodder

[Moniker]

Action 1-3: I spend 4 CP in making this attack while also giving 10 CP to That-Random-Guy. I charge at Pro EMT and proceed to take out my two daggers and make a slash motion. This causes a giant red wave to go by, decapitating most of them. I Proceed to read them the book that lowers brain cells. They lose a whole lot of it and become dumb in the process. This causes them to think that some of their allies in the army are spies, and starts killing each other. I punch the ground, which spawns cyan tentacles which drag the army around and start impaling them.


Shadrix and Asriel keep on clashing. Shadrix needs to find some way to deal with him. Shadrix keeps on buffing his weapons and attacks. Maria coordinates Asriel's attacks so that Shadrix can dodge them. Shadrix managed to deal 200,000 Damage. Shadrix managed to dodge every single attack that Asriel threw at him

Sans and Gaster managed to bring Chara down to enough HP to where he used a pie. Chara starts sweating as he is running low. He manages to deal 9999 Damage to Gaster.


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Shadrix HP: 99999999990000 ATK: ??? DEF: ??? (Suit set into ATK mode) (Filled with DETERMINATION)
sans HP: 1 DEF: 1 (Powered by Shadrix's DETERMINATION) (Has a 100% dodge rate) (dodge rate can lower if tired)
Gh@st3r HP: 646,668‬ ATK: 6666 DEF: 66666 (Can't be harmed by normal means) (Can glitch out the enemy)

PC
Chara HP: 99 ATK: 99 DEF: 99 (Filled with Determination) (Has 4 Butterscotch Pies) (can be revived upon death) (Can save and load)
[BOSS] Asriel Dreemurr HP: 999789999 ATK: ∞ DEF: ∞ (made with Chara's Glitches) (can save and load) (Hyper Goner: 8 turns to charge)

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+10 CP to That_Random_Guy, and 4 CP used on your attack! The EMTs begin reading "The Art of the Deal". Before long, they've lost 70% of their brain cells! 8,500,000 damage! Buff count 3!

EDITED ACTIONS:
Eyowe undergoes a physical transformation immediately after receiving his Trickster Super Mode. It's...a mess. If you were to hire someone to describe Eyowe's appearance with 10 bucks, you'd probably get, "Eyowe, but it looks like he crashed through a candy factory that's making something else that's definitely not candy but still looks somewhat like candy."
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x1 Action:
Eyowe sees the Godmodder at only 1 health, an opportunity to make a name for himself, have an achievement to shove to his enemies' faces, bring honor to his clan, yadda yadda yadda. And so he launches himself towards the Godmodder, ready to give the good ol' one-two to him.

Except, there's a cliff just by the side, and Eyowe trips and falls down it, Rolling Girl meme style.

Upon reaching the bottom of the cliff, Eyowe is struck not with actual physical pain as he should've been. Like, that was a pretty tall cliff he just fell off of. Instead, he just feels the pain of pure failure. With this being a huge blow to his motivation, he leaves the battlefield, probably crying.

10 seconds later, he comes back, not as a combatant, but someone who's just there to give advice to people, as if he's reached some sort of enlightenment. He's already given advice to thousands of people (mostly just background people who don't really play a role in the war) in the span of like .01 second. It's to the point where he's now hailed as the Advissiah...and whoever thought of this horrible amalgamation of a word mix has just been given multiple instances of that sort of look that screams, "I hate how fancy it sounds when it's just 'advice' and 'messiah' mixed together."

In one of the Advissiah's travels, he has picked up a disciple, one who decided to join him after being enlightened of his way. For you see, this individual used to live a life full of hate, anger, and unnecessary destruction, for whenever they would lay witness to anything that displeases them, they would thrash at whatever's the source of their displeasure with only a desire to destroy. But upon meeting Advissiah, they were immediately given a sound advice, something about how "Perfection is not one that can be achieved with mere ease, if it even is possible at all. There will always be a flaw present wherever the eyes can see. However, it is not one's purpose to berate another for the imperfection they bring. Rather, it is more delighting when one reveals the other's flaws and perseveres on helping resolve those flaws. With the other's consent, most importantly." It's probably more convincing and maybe a bit brainwashing when the Advissiah said it.

Upon hearing this advice, the individual was struck with a change of heart, and thus a disciple under Eyowe is born in the individual that is Karen, legendary manager-asker-forer. May she ask for the manager so she can provide constructive criticism.

The age of the Advissiah lasted for literally just a minute before Eyowe got bored of it and came back to the battlefield as a combatant. But to Karen, the advice she has been given is one she will uphold.

...so that story goes, but in the true actual actuality of a plot twist, the "enlightened" Karen is something of an android whose memory is to be implanted onto the actual Karen, who wasn't actually enlightened by the advice and thus had to be kidnapped so the memory and personality of the "enlightened" Karen can be implanted on her.

And so, hopefully, the "enlightened" Karen has been implanted on the real Karen, and the latter is put back on the field.

"May she ask for the manager so she can provide constructive criticism" indeed.

Intended Action Effect: Boost Karen's chance to buff over debuffing and instakilling.
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x2 Action:
Eyowe walks over to the PG side, whips out a can of spray paint from somewhere unspeakable, and starts spray painting something on the ground. Whatever it is, no one, regardless of who they are and of how much they don't care about the rules, should ever interrupt anyone from spray painting. It's just the unspoken rules, man. Because of that, everyone in the PG side can only watch as Eyowe spray paints something on their not-lawn.

Whatever it is that Eyowe's spray painting, it sure is big enough to use up the entire ground on the PG side.

Eyowe finally finishes and is immediately flung away from the PG side and back into the AG side by a catapult flung by a second catapult flung by a third catapult and so on. The PG side then checks on what it is that Eyowe spray painted. Is it fancy graffiti? A demonic pentagram? Something R-rated? Apparently, this new work of Eyowe's is none of those. Well, maybe it can be counted as graffiti, if you count something that looks like he just took a pencil and paper and dragged the pencil's tip on the paper with no actual plans on what to draw and so he ended up with paper that's basically been scribbled upon. He was probably just screaming about nothing in particular inside his head. Actually, that one art connoisseur the PG side hired just to check on this art can confirm that, indeed, Eyowe was just screaming, pretty loudly actually, inside his head as he was spray painting, so "spoke" Eyowe's work of art.

Everyone on the PG side returns back to their post, but not before paying the art connoisseur, who then leaves the battlefield. Or at least that's what should've happened, but as the connoisseur was walking away, he happens to trip upon something on the ground, immediately dying upon making impact to the ground headfirst. Everyone on the PG side saw this and are all alarmed by it. Everyone's suspicions immediately outed Eyowe's spray painting as the culprit, and as such they get to work on removing it. They didn't really care if it's probably some inches high enough to cause people to tumble over them or something like that that's causing people to trip, they WILL remove that thing.

Removing Eyowe's spray painting was...actually pretty easy. Didn't even take them a tenth of a turn to remove it. Some of them did trip in the process, but really, dying from tripping isn't actually THAT common of a phenomenon, as such there were no more casualties from tripping after the art connoisseur's. Everyone on the PG side returns back to their positions.

...except, one of them tripped. Then another one goes down. Everyone else looked at the two who tripped, whose identities will not be revealed as to not shame them any further, because, in the past few minutes, tripping has somehow gained a boost in its shaming power, enough to equal being caught naked on public twice. They then notice that the ground still feels trippable despite having removed Eyowe's spray painting. They brainstorm on how it is still so, and they all arrive at the conclusion that it's just the spray painting's particles that's causing them to trip. They estimate that it'll be gone in a few turns, so they'll just have to be careful to not trip because tripping is now as shameful as a supervillain being defeated by an average person simply because said average person managed to catch the supervillain naked, take pictures of them being naked, and then blackmail them into giving up with said pictures.

The twist? Eyowe's spray painting isn't actually the culprit behind the trippings. He literally was just spray painting on the PG's turf because that's what he felt like doing. He didn't even have an ulterior motive in doing so.

Actually, the true culprit of the trippings were these things called tripbugs which are invisible insects that would cause whoever they bite to trip over if they aren't careful enough. As to how they got in the PG's turf, Eyowe was carrying multiple invisible jars of these invisible bugs while he was spray painting. Of course, they were all dropped and broke on the ground when Eyowe was being flung by flung catapults. Why was he carrying the jars in the first place? He doesn't even know. It actually has nothing to do with him screaming inwardly though.

So now, in order to not trip and bring shame to their clan, everyone on the PG side would have to stop whatever it is they're gonna do whenever they feel like they would trip.

Intended Action Effect: Causes PG entities to have a percent chance of cancelling their action for a turn.
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And just when people think that Eyowe's done doing things this turn,

1 CP Action:
He calls to attention that among Bob the Builder's things are his definitely sentient construction vehicles, which he considers his friends. With Ranger_Strider's action this turn being that they're gonna set Bob's things on fire, this should include the Bob's construction vehicle friends, which should deal extra psychological damage to him.

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Karen's original personality and implanted personality begin fighting! Karen's buff/debuff/kill ratio is now significantly more in your favor!

The PG entities begin hunting down the Tripbugs! They should find them all, but not before at least 6 of them trip and completely lose their turn! For this turn and the next, three PG entities will randomly trip and fall!

Ranger_Strider's action this turn will be buffed by 1 CP!

2x Square Tassadar's A power
1X charge
Orders, Tassadar use laser incision on a creeper

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Tassadar receives a power squaring! He will do as you say!

The quiet watcher sighs from where he was standing, inside the True Tank where he had been for the past three turns, while loading the Antimatter bullet into his pistol. He wasn't going to enjoy what he was about to do.

He appeared behind the Godmodder and gave him a light push (-5 CP), making him slide into the entrance to the realm of Obstacles due to not expecting that. As this was done with the intent to keep him safe, the Godmodder couldn't stop himself from getting shifted into that realm due to the True Tank working to keep him safe. It wasn't going to be for very long, likely only one moment, but that was all that the quiet watcher really needed to pull what he was about to do off.

He drew his pistol, spinning around for a moment as he tried to decide what to shoot. As he did so, (-5 CP) a seemingly infinite number of guns were trailing behind the original, all pointed outwards at the numerous parts of the room he was within. His Stand, [MINOR MINNIE], shifted a layer of gravity around him to face outwards, ensuring that nothing was going to stop what was about to happen as it bent gravity in a manner that prevented portals from being generated or opened within the room, taking great care to avoid sealing the previous portal now many floors above him as he pulled the trigger.

The Antimatter bullet isn't, by conventional terms, a normal bullet. It only held its form due to the immense amount of dimensional folds holding it in that form, for the amount of Antimatter held within was more than enough to erase an entire realm by itself. as such, when he pulled the trigger to his pistol and fired the bullet, (-5 CP) it only fired roughly the amount of antimatter that would make up a standard nine-millimeter round. As that round left every one of the trailing guns, each holding such a small section of Antimatter that was channeled through all of the sheer number of rounds fired in the single moment, He threw up his dimensional portals all around the True Tank, all of which were directed inwards, including from below and above.

The resulting detonation shook the fabric of reality as the True Tank ceased to be, both from the touch of the Antimatter bullet and from the resulting generation of pure explosive energy within its heart that echoed out from where it reacted.

EDIT: Due to Retcon, this is no longer a valid action set. As such, another action will be chosen later.

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Hey, since you haven't made a new post yet, you can do 6 actions this coming turn instead of 3. Apologies for the retcon nullifying this action. The attack can still be repurposed against a different enemy, though!

I have been working on a CP fueled bomb since at least a dozen of turns ! If it were to be fueled by that crystal, it would definitely harm the godmodder !

1. I put my bomb in a nice package (95% complete)
2. IT
IS
DONE. (100% complete) (I just finish building it I don't detonate it yet.)


By the way, is the descended status of the godmodder a bad thing or not ?

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You complete the BOMB!

This BOMB is radiating extreme power. It could surely one-hit-kill any Entity it was used on. Damaging the Godmodder might be more difficult, but it could definitely aid in an attack on the Godmodder.

Valla: Can I borrow that BOMB?

(You shouldn't let Valla borrow the BOMB.)

(OOC: Alastair Dragovich answered it really well, Descended gives the Godmodder 5 actions as opposed to the 2 his merged self normally has.)

Ultimo Durana: 77 Energy Left

3 ACTION FOCUS - OFFERING: After exiting my SUPER FORM, I fall to the ground, and take the Callback Greatsword from my inventory. "If anyone hears me, I have this! Maybe... the power of a sword from close to the very start of this forum game is the Deus Machina we need!" I offer it to any player who can use it.

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You toss the CALLBACK GREATSWORD into the main Player Inventory, giving it a big buff with your actions in the process! Surely it can be used for something excellent!

So, blatant cheating, manipulation of time... I'd say we need to do something equally cheating.

Free Action: I taunt the Godmodder about the Sealed Charmzard. Oh, Verraad, how would you like it if we brought back your Sealed Boss (technically our ally in its Sealed phase), and just mind-controlled your whole tank. Then we'd be invincible, and your army would be belong to us. It's a good thing no one thought of that idea, but oh wait, I just figured it out!

(if Alice does not receive this, I use the previously-established free player communication to inform Xerath about the Godmodder's misleading play).

Action 1: Unfortunately, the Shadow Realm portal closed before I could take advantage of the opportunity to start liberating more shadows. So, I'll have to do something else.

Rocks don't have anti-teleportation defenses. Not like I couldn't get through anti-teleportation defense s anyways, but they don't have those.

A quick scan using all of my enhanced senses reveals everything buried in and underneath the rock formation that isn't a rock. Wormholes open around those things, teleporting them out of the rocks and into my inventory.

Then, I begin negotiating with Valla, seeing what she's willing to give us in exchange for the pieces that she needs.

Action 2+3: Charge 2 CP.

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You teleport a few of the rocks away! It looks like the hole Valla's trying to get into is still about 95% covered.

Valla: Hmm... What I'm willing to give you...

Valla: Well, I don't like to make promises, since they restrict my freedom, but... it might be worth it in this case...

Valla: Okay. I'll tell you the secret of how I got my dodge rate this high if you do all the work and dig this thing out of the ground for me!

With the aid of Rotaz and the Hellfire Crystal Golem (aka their actions this turn), I create a unique tracking device. Through examining the quantum signature of the material inserted into it and scanning for the matching signatures, this tracker is rather handy. It does require existing samples of whatever it is supposed to detect and it prefers the beeping equivalent of 'hot and cold' but such limitations must be accepted. How fortunate I just found a few stray shards of Lithium to let my search for the Tree of Lithium to continue! Naturally, though, I do make sure to look up occasionally in case the Tree of Lithium is floating. (x1)

Pulling out a magnifying glass I examine the rock formation Valla is trying to destroy. Note pad in hand and a pen floating in a telekinetic grip, I take note of the rock formation's appearance and material. A few swings of a sledgehammer and a book on material properties help me understand its composition and general durability. A chisel lets me collect miniscule samples of the rock itself. An undead miner appears to offer up their centuries of experience in regards to rocks as they examine the rock formation before them. An online class for rock telepathy lets me attempt to communicate with the rock. By the end of this, I will understand this rock. Anything requiring such a mighty bomb surely will be useful when researched. I mean, I've researched stranger things in the pursuit of buffs and enhancements. (x1)

By teaching the Servitors a complex series of dance moves, I inadvertently give them one auto-dodge. (x1)

Oh, Mark III Tactical Flashbang? If no one has used the Well of Radiance yet, go stand there.

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Your detector takes the few stray shards of Lithium, and you continue using it to hunt for the Tree of Lithium! You find the occasional stray shard in one particular location - right where the Sphere was a while ago. Other than that, your detector reveals that there is absolutely no Lithium for miles around. Hmm...

You UNDERSTAND the rock Valla's trying to break, and share your knowledge with the other Players. It appears to be made of some kind of super-special ultra-hard-to-break material that's really difficult to break without giant bombs. Future breaking efforts by the Players will be 50% more effective! Now it's a base of +7.5% breakage per action invested instead of +5%!

Servitors given an attack shield! Auto-dodges and last-chance saves cost focused actions now due to being really powerful.

(x3)I go up to the Machine....let's do this...
Utility:Everything

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SUPER MODE ACTIVATED! UTILITY + EVERYTHING! You get the Oh No supermode!

Whatever you do, do NOT use the Oh No supermode!

Entity Orders: Tank! One attack on the Pro EMT, overkill onto one of the X-Creepers! Second attack on that same X-Creeper!
Soulrazers, annihilate the other X-Creeper!

+3 CP

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Another person mentioned that it may be better to save the Soulrazers, so you'll hold off for the moment.

FOCUS!
I sigh.... and then spend my turn lighting up napalm on Bob the Builder's things. Can't let him have nice things now can we?
Push on comrades! We are almost there!

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1 extra action powers up your attack!

Bob the Builder falls down crying! Not his THINGS! His nice TV... his fancy bed... his smart fridge... his Alexa! Those things are WHY he builds!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

5,000,000 damage!

Buff count 6!

Moniker did you forget I had that Machine buff, and that's why it only added 1% or was it actually meant to only add 1%? Also, the Aragami numbers seem to be off, since it was 100 last turn, and maybe the turn before that.

Using a focused action, I upgrade Excalibur.

(I'm mainly upgrading Excalibur because I don't have a better idea. So if anyone can think of something better, let me know. I'm also reposting this, because I think that is what needs to happen, for it to go into the next update.)

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Ah - The New Soulrazer Army isn't really a regular entity, so it isn't quite as affected by the powers of your machine buff.

You upgrade EXCALIBUR! This upgrade takes effect at 5x normal power, being like you infused 15 actions into it - but only when Excalibur is used for direct attacks on foes!

And now... it comes full circle.

Piono cheers along with the others as almost the entirety of the Godmodder's plan, his scheme and ace cards all obliterated in a series of actions prepped by Piono and others, and carried out by Alastair and Ender in particular. All at once, the battle has turned. The Godmodder will soon be defeated. Once and for all.
Cera returns from the Plane of Obstacles only for the Yoreblade to be destroyed by the Godmodder as he does so, only for Alastair to destroy the Tank's final phase anyways. The Godmodder takes hit after hit after hit, blow after blow rains down on him and his goals. While the Armies themselves still remain a potential threat... they likely won't for much longer. With only 7 waves remaining after the current one and the Godmodder knocked down enough pegs to make taking down the next 2 quite easy... well, the battle may not be won yet. But it is effectively. Piono steels himself, in the coming rounds he'll have to...
His train of thought is immediately derailed as Ender returns from the Shadow Realm.

Somewhere, deep inside Piono's soul, something breaks, something shatters. A veneer pulled over feelings and self to become a weapon, terrible and honed, straight at the Godmodder. Like an arrow of vengeance to pierce Verrad's blackened heart.
But things change stanford pines... and sometimes they change very, very quickly.

Piono walks over to the Godmodder. Something is different in his eyes, again. The cold steel in them when he left his ultimatum hanging in the air at the start of the tribulation quite clearly gone.
"Hello Verrad. I was planning on waiting to deliver my scathing demolition of your character, motives, and self righteous confidence in your own lack of abilities until after we'd finished force feeding you your own plot schematics...
But I've got something more important to do now. I think the others can finish demolishing you and your insufferable machinations without me.
Before I go though...
I told you. WE told you. A promise was made to put your head on a metaphorical pike before everything came to a conclusion.
That is a promise that will NOT be broken.
Good bye, and good riddance."

And then he's gone, a mad dash for the exit of the tribulation tunnel with a bare moment taken to throw all three of this round's actions at other players: one to karpinsky, one to alastair, and one to ender_smirk. Do with these bits of CP as you will.

At the exit of the tribulation tunnel, Sophia sits curled up with a blanket wrapped around herself. A mug of hot coffee held in front of her face, undrunk. She's been through a lot, and she has no idea what she's going to do next. She was dead... and then not dead? Except, except she was still dead. She'd only been saved from being a shadow, she was still technically dead wasn't she...
She was... She wasn't sure what she was. She'd been an empty husk until just a few minutes ago, having actual thoughts again was... new. Well, not new. But it was difficult to readjust to.
It was something she shouldn't be able to readjust to.
If only... If only she had...
"Sophie?"
Sophia jumps and looks up, then jumps backwards again when her mug of coffee splatters across her leg. She clutches at her leg when a familiar hand reaches down and brushes over it, clearing away the stains and burns all at once.
She looks up and sees a familiar pair of glowing eyes staring back at her. She knows those eyes. Even if her mind hasn't finished reorganizing itself, this is one face that she could never forget.
"P...Piono?"
She's suddenly wrapped in a tight hug. Even with the overwhelming wave of emotions engulfing her, it doesn't take long to hug back.
"I thought I was never going to see you again..."
"I... I was certain I wouldn't..."
The two lean back. An unexpected reunion to say the least, but a happy one.
"I... sorry I..."
"Need some time to rest? You were twice-dead for... I don't know exactly. A long time."
"Yeah... I... Do you have any..."
Piono nods, and conjures a small music player, and sets a song playing on it.
"I... I don't..."
Piono wraps the blanket back around her and sits next to her, staring off into the distance.
"This was your favorite song. It's called 'Vagrant Song' and you said you found it in an old cache of ancient Earth media, from before the big internet crash."
"..."
"Whenever you got a moment to rest, whether it was the Godmodder disappearing on one of his mysterious errands or just tinkering with a new summon, you'd turn on your music. And you'd always listen to this song before you turned on shuffle. Every time, without fail."
"Yeah..."
"Do remember when I asked you why you like it so much?"
Sophia laughs a little bit, still weak but getting stronger.
"Yeah. I told you it reminded me of someone, but never who."
"Think you can tell me now? We've both died twice each now I think it's about time you shared before something happens and we wind up making it three."
"Wait hold on you"
"I'll explain that later, once you've recovered. I've got a lot of stories to share."
"Now hold on you can't just"
Piono pokes her cheek.
"Yes I can. Your powers haven't recovered yet."
Sophia sighs and leans against him.
"You know you don't have to protect me anymore..."
"I beg to differ, I think I need to protect you more now than ever. You already died once on my watch it's NOT happening again."
"...alright. You wanted to know who it reminds me of?"
"Mhm."
"My brother. He was into old stuff, music and video games. He managed to scavenge up an old copy of the entire Steam games library from just before the great crash. This song is from one of the games he shared with me."
"Your brother? Edison?"
"Yeah, the one who died when... when the Godmodder flattened New New Tokyo."
"...I'm sorry Sophie."
"It's okay. At least I'm not dead too."
"Now that's a bold-faced lie."
"Shush."

Part 2 to come in a later post.

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Sniff...

I take a moment to smile sadly.

"Vagrant's Song... it's nice."

I didn't mean to spy. But music has always resonated with me. Somehow, it connected their conversation to my ears. And Sophia's backstory...

I clutch my chest and sob.

"Ha... ha... how familiar..." I stare at my hand, wet with tears. "Why does it hurt? My family didn't die here. So why..."

I let out a long, shuddering breath. I deny nothing of my feelings. I let them flow freely and easily.

Finally, I admit to myself the truth. MY Truth.

"...Because they might as well have. Ever since I was dragged into that one Godmodder fight, I lost my family. At the time, I was too busy fighting to give it much thought. Then, in the pits of despair, my shame and guilt drowned everything else out. When I denied myself..." I look up at the sky, a sad, lopsided smile on my face. "I gained closure, oddly enough. It gave me closure to something I didn't know I needed closing."

I proceed to make gravestone markers, and marked the names of my family, my friends, the Living Junkyard, and the Player Killer. I then offer an apology. I remember now, that the Player Killer wanted to put Player killing behind him.

"Sorry for spitting on your moment of redemption."

Now... now I needed to do something. I walk and walk and walk....

Until I reach Valla. I sit down next to her, and begin to talk without looking at her.

"You know.... being asleep is really boring. You'd be bound to the world of dreams." I said casually. "I mean, unless one had powers to look out beyond one's own dreams. And knowing you, you probably cottoned on to some trick to work around the Godmodder sapping your powers. So..."

I contemplated my next words for a few moments.

"You hold freedom in the highest regard. So... if you feel like it... can you free me from something?" I finally turn to Valla. "I want to be free of this need to know how I ended up in the Godmodder's soul prison. And my only key to that is knowing how - for me, at least."

As I wait for her to respond, I use my Actions to examine the rock Valla was trying to blow up, and the object she was trying to reach by doing so.

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Free Action: Ask Valla for how I ended up in the Godmodder's Soul Prison. Well, I let her know that telling me was an option she had, to choose freely if she wanted to.
FOCUS Action: Figure out what Valla wanted with the Rock and Object behind said rock.

...Wait, isn't MAVERICK still active?

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Valla: Hmm... freedom...

Valla: My method of being free from things is to stop worrying about them! By only focusing on what's going on now, you can be totally free of everything that happened in the past!

...That wasn't as helpful as you'd hoped. Or, was it? Hmm... well, it's possible you could use your Player powers to simply conjure something that can view (but not change) the past, and play back your own history.

You study the rock, adding more onto CaptainNZZZ's studying. Now each action will give +10% uncovering!

Valla: That thing? Behind it is component 2 of 3 of the Power Lock. A legendary artifact capable of holding your Power level at one point forever and protecting it from change!

Valla: It makes you immortal, and a whole bunch of other stuff... it is in essence the most overpowered thing to ever exist ever. I believe the second component I needed was the Ore of Orichalcos. Or some name like that.

Valla: It's definitely in this rock!

Indeed, Maverick is still active. For one more turn, now.

"We're all over 'em! Take the win!"

Expending all my actions and CP, I blaze with void energy. I launch myself into the air and throw out a nova bomb, which slowly homes in on the X-creepers. It slowly, ever so slowly, drifts toward them, before exploding with the power of a dying star.

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The power of a Dying Star atomically obliterates the X-Creepers, before collapsing into a black hole and pulling every atom that ever composed them inside! 2,500,000 damage to both creepers! Buff count 9!

Right, the GM's been badly hurt. Time to alpha strike! I order the LIVE Space Station to attack the Pro EMT, with the Engineers buffing it's main weaponry.

I meanwhile focus and also use 6 CP to conjure up a whole bunch of empty building foundations, all around Bob the Builder. Little does he know, I added a little memetic hazard: When Bob looks at the foundations, he realizes: HE. MUST. BUILD! The temptation is irresistible. And what do you know, I left a bunch of blueprints for inoffensive multi-story buildings just lying around. And with that, Bob the Builder goes building a bunch of houses and office buildings! Eventually he's done, but when he goes to admire his work....turns out I've secretly hidden hundreds of tons of TNT under each of the foundations! Which I promptly detonate. Aside from the direct effects of the blast, AND the effects of rubble from all the buildings collapsing onto him, there is also the horrific psychological torment Bob suffers at seeing all his handywork destroyed!

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ALPHA STRIKE!

Bob collapses to his feet, partially due to his emotional suffering, and partially out of massive amounts of rubble falling onto him. First, his nice things... and now... and now... and now...

Bob the Builder doesn't yell. He doesn't scream. He simply puts his head in his hands. And starts crying.

11,000,000 damage! Buff count 12!

[1x] wait a second. We're worried about the people dying from plane collisions or whatever, right? What if we just extend the Stasis machine's saving-people powers to everyone?... except the Godmodder.
I do that, changing the preservation selector code accordingly, then send a magic paper airplane to those 3 players alice saved who were busy with damage control, telling them that it's no longer an issue and explaining why.
[1x] Next up, I walk over to the Stasis machine and set up some protections on it. extra ones. The space it resides in is stabilised dimensionally, shunting damage to it... any tearing in reality, any cracks that might form... into the space around it, instead. the parts outside the defended zone.

[1x] I make a few points of extreme gravity around the nice bed, speeding up time on it without notably affecting the bed itself in other ways. Morpheus will get a full night of sleep, for all I desire their participation.
[1 CP]
When Morpheus wakes up (Or after Morpheus has had more then a week of time-accelerated sleep, (in which case he'll probably sleep forever uninterupted), whichever comes first.),I gesture him over.
"So, when I first made that agreement with you, sacrificing my ability to wield... eh, I forget which weapons. Whatever. Back then, I had a thought."
"We knew, back then, that we were in the 'soul orb', and that the Godmodder got power from it. or we did when i had the thought, anyway"
"But, not much more then that. So what I thought was this:"
"What if I got morpheus, who is not stuck in the Soul orb, to attack the soul orb from the outside?"
"And, because I'm me, I made a game to represent the thing. So, would you like to help out?"
If Morpheus Accepts, I share control of this attack with them. If they refuse, I just do it on my own, i guess.
Additionally, the 'morpheus and I are both in the soul orb' thing is irrelevant in this case because Player release got flipped way back when, with the Godmodder and whatnot, so we can just leave. or send the attacks out and then back in. or something.
[Orb Nightmare] Download Link.
note the game requires Admin to run because, if I'm understanding windows correctly, I haven't registered myself as a game publisher. It doesn't say where to register, so I've no clue how to fix that. anyway...
left for left, right for right, etc.
J to start, R to restart
note: there is only one way to become a cheater cheater pumpkin eater. nothing else will make you a cheater. being a cheater means you are Waluigi. Waluigi.
note2: Several things you can do may seem like bugs. They are almost certainly not bugs. They are features.
Note3: you start with 10 health
Note4: Motion is gradual and accelerates as you hold the buttons. this may take some getting used to.
Note5: The second-last attack is disproportionately hard to dodge unscathed, but generally will not deal more then one damage, so if you're not aiming for a perfect run, you'll be fine anyway.
Note6: There was intended to be a retry or lives limit, with a picture of bars chaining in the Godmodder or something. This is impossible without making text doccuments and i don't know how to do those, so there is no retry limit. I may upload the animated pictures(only contain bars, no 'modder) later.
Note7: This attack is targetting the Soul Orb, and thus the Godmodders power, and not the Godmodder himself. Also, logically,since we're not too close to the edges of the soul orb, we probably wouldn't be hit by any cracks that might be caused, or some such. and everything else can be stasis machine'd.

The pixilated Eyes sort-of represent morpheus. or something.
So... yeah?

Click to shrink...

The Stasis Machine blocks you. "ERROR: OVERLOAD RISK TOO HIGH TO CONTINUE"

Stasis Machine defenses modestly increased!

Morpheus gets a full night's rest!

The Godmodder's Soul Orb is under direct attack!

The Godmodder: Okay. JOEbob. You need to stop that right now.

The Godmodder: Imagine if you actually dealt damage to the Soul Orb. That would hurt everyone inside.

The Godmodder's Soul Orb has taken some damage! I beat the game, but - not flawlessly. At some point in the future, the Godmodder will attempt to use his power to do something important and fail!

FOCUS + 7 CP

Time to do some good old-fashioned murderizing.

I reach into a pocket, and pull out a device that would receive a very long description if my fist didn't hide it from view. Part of it, with a similar appearance to a metal tube, slowly projects out.

Something, impossible to describe, (but around the edges where it decays and intersects with this reality there is light) flickers around the end.

Then there is a gun, then the gun folds out, and there is artillery, and then the artillery burns from the inside as the impossibility swells, then there is metaphor made reality, the spirit of iron made manifest, the might of battleships held in one hand.

Then the ground cracks beneath unreasonable weight, the light brightens and time distorts.

Briefly, me, a X-Creeper, and a notable chunk of ground appear to disappear.

We reappear.

Fires burn. Fragmented micro-missiles rain from the sky. Poisons disperse. All around the X-Creeper, a combination of dead zombie-like entities, shattered robots, broken tanks and mecha's of various descriptions, and every method of rendering a building or area inhospitable ever lie broken on the ground.

Briefly, the very Earth roils and issues forth spikes, but none of them reach my target.

The bits of sharp rock currently gradually dissolving into mana suggest such was untrue of the previous 15 salvos.

Then several bathtubs worth (also known as a literal metric ton) of water falls on the X-Creeper, who promptly discovers it's actually diluted hydrochloric acid.

(I teleported in place by the newcomer well before he made his presence clear to everyone else. It seems likely a lot of his attacks will chain off of previous actions.)

Meanwhile, my device sort of folds back in on itself, and disappears up my sleeve.

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The X-Creeper is thrown down on the ground, roasted horribly by the awesome power of this obscene attack! 12,500,000 damage! Maybe using every method EVER of destroying a building was a bit much. Getting hit nearly infinite times was just mean.

Buff count 15!

My actions are pretty much the same even after retcon

Also exams going on i might miss few updates
So if i don't come online
My cp and all will go to Alastair

Click to shrink...

Okay, duly noted.

SUPER MODE ACTIVATED! UTILITY + ORDER & CHAOS! You get the TEMPEST Super Mode!

(Utility was automatically selected as primary word was unselected)

Using 2 proper actions per turn, you can cast TEMPEST on any non-Boss non-Elite entity, and it has a 50% chance of either fully healing or instantly killing it!

The man ostensibly a member of Mobile Task Force Omega-12 "Achilles' Heels" charges 3 CP, slightly disoriented.

Click to shrink...

The Heir feels good after all he has done, but he feels he doesn't need what CP he has at this point. Therefore, he begins a simple trick. He pulls that CP in, and makes his own special vial, basing it off the aspect vials. Within it is a touch of time, a bit of breath, a minor segment of mind, and a slight amount of energy made to replicate the signature of the Shadow Agitator. These all are swirled together, with a large part of the aspect Parallel, his aspect, holding it all together. This energy is then tossed back to his past self when he was talking about sprinkiling something on the Shadows. This was it, not the agitator itself. He is saving that in case the only way to save the shadows will only come later, and involves the agitator. Plus, the worst that happens is he can use it to bring them outside the shadow realm. He is a God Tier Heir of Parallel, after all, even before being a Player. Given time to himself, he can likely refill the mind vial off his own natural powers, and use that to heal the shadows. But I digress. Point is, this vial is what was noted as being sprinkled on the Shadows.

Click to shrink...

You roughly replicate the Shadow Agitator, or something that functions similarly even if it doesn't have any of the Shadow Agitator's special properties. Dropping it in where the Shadows are, you hope, desperately hope against hope, that the swirling essences can restore them, even the tiniest bit. Maybe...

After a bit more small talk, Sopha finally pushes the blanket off of herself.
"You ready to try and move on your own again?"
"Yeah, I think so. My mind's mostly settled down."
Piono stands up, and gives Sophia a hand, helping her to her feet. She's a bit wobbly, but she focuses a bit and a small mechanical toy soldier appears on the ground in front of her. Looks like her powers are coming back too.
"Alright, alright I'm good. Now we can go back."
"No, Sophia, we're not going back in there. At least, not yet."
"Why not! He's down to one health, we can..."
"He's also pulled out some kind of bullGORILLA gimmick every time we've got him on the run before. He's got a boss left ready to summon at any moment, and probably some other trick of some kind on hand too."
"But"
"We can still help, I just don't want us to be down there until it's actually time to finish. Okay?"
"...How can we help?"
Piono turns her around and points up at the planes floating around in the Hexagonafield. Flashes of power can be seen here and there as the assorted players not currently directly fighting the Godmodder blow massive amounts of energy to work on keeping the planes from colliding in a cataclysmic domino effect of obliterating all reality without the Godmodder even doing it himself.
"oh"
"Yeah. The others have things down there handled right now I think, we can do this while you finish getting your bearing and... and we'll actually have time to catch up."
"I. Yeah, alright."
Sophia breathes deeply and lifts herself off the ground on a pair of conjured angel wings, and turns around to look back down at Piono who has suddenly frozen.
"Piono, are you okay?"
"Yeah, sorry. Give me just a moment. Something I need to take care of."

Piono enters his mindscape once more, shattered pieces of memories he had once discarded but now needs once more float about in the black void. A distance away he can see another place, one for someone else. The source of his power who he talked to recently. The opposing mindscape is very small, and barren. It looks like a small grey room with a weapons rack on one side, and a greatly defaced poster of the Godmodder on another wall.
And floating in front of him is the one he came to confront after feeling the internal temper tantrum coming on.
"What are you doing."
"Leaving the battlefield, you know full well."
"The Godmodder is still alive down there! FINISH THE JOB!"
"Why. Why should I go down there and waste my time finishing a job the others have well in hand?"
"They need us!"
"Need us? When has something we've done seriously changed the tide of battle?"
"In the bank of actions"
"We died. We made a bunch of grand speeches and then got torn a new one. No, strike that. I made a bunch of grand speeches, because at that point you were still content to let me do all your work for you."
"Well the Soulrazer"
"Also not any of our doing. We did a few flashy attacks that ultimately made no difference in the final events of that fight. Everything was done without us ANYWAYS."
"Well we"
"Don't. Say. WE. The only useful thing 'we' did in this entire war was against the Charmzard, everything else was flashy theatrics and reminding the others to work together. And even then it wasn't 'WE'. Don't pretend you contributed to ANY of it."
"I took the fight to Go An Na, when YOU were"
"When I was trying to sort myself out, and don't say you did all the work there, okay? I don't know what it was behind all the nonsense there but I know you haven't got the guts or moxie to do something like that. You don't, and you never have."
"You DARE"
"Yes I dare. In this relationship only one of us needs the other, and it ISN'T me. Maybe I would've disintegrated without player energy however long ago, but I'M the one who's been using it. I'M the one who's been fighting the Godmodder, and I'M the one who actually kept going when all hope seemed lost instead of buggering off to go find some poor schmuck to do my job for me! If the two of us separated, it would be ME holding onto these powers, not the pitiful excuse for a backup fighter bail plan latched onto my head."
The floating spark hovers in the air, growing dimmer and dimmer with every word that comes from Piono's mouth, the force of it shaking the entire mindscape.
"But... but I helped you..."
"No. You wrenched me into doing what you wanted me to. It was what I needed at the time, sure. But to say you came and helped me of your own accord would be a lie."
"You don't know what I..."
"Yes I do. You're that last vestiges of somebody else's power floating with only one direction to it, and all you want is to keep yourself aimlessly pointed in the general direction of the only goal you ever figured out. So now you're nothing left but a shadow in my own mind. I already dealt with one of those before, even if it came pre-designed."
"You still need"
"I don't need to do ANYTHING except stay true to what I fought for. Do you remember the music I used? Way back when the Charmzard was trying to take us all down at once? That phrase should be familiar it was the main song, "What We Fight For" and I remember what I'm fighting for again. I am, and was, fighting for her memory. And now she's back and I don't have to try and honor and old memory I can actually fight for HER again."
"You're really going to let some girl define who you are?"
"...No. Maybe I did once upon a time, when I didn't have a choice. But I've been given that choice, and the definition she gave me helped guide the few things I've done right in my life. I think that's a legacy worth holding onto."
"You"
"I'm not talking anymore. You don't have anything to hold over my head, you don't know anything I don't because you AREN'T anything I'm not. Maybe you were something different before, but now... You're just the empty specter of a story that ended a long time ago."
The spark doesn't say anything. It merely flickers one last time and fades away. A cool wind blows across Piono's mindscape, and the entire scene around and in front of him blows away like dust picked up off the top of a sand dune. Replacing the black void is a valley, once seen in flaming wreckage before, but now beginning to recover. Damaged and blasted mountains can still be seen in the distance, but there is grass now. Plantlife and flickering wisps of memories both good and bad flickering in the fields that have begun to repopulate themselves. Piono looks up at the hazy sky and smiles weakly.
"It's almost over... It's almost over. We just need to survive one last fight."

Back in the 'real world' Piono looks up at Sophia who is staring down at him worriedly.
"Sorry Sophie, just an old weight I had to throw off my shoulders. I'll explain in just a bit."
Piono picks himself up on a swirling vortex of air and jet off into the distance, preparing to use their powers to help the assorted other players try and keep the importing planes from obliterating each other.



And there we have it. Probably a bit abrupt of an ending but...
I finally finished a character arc for one of my DTG characters. Yaaaaaaaaay.
I'm not gonna be making posts in this game for a good while, I'll still be watching and still be in the discord, but right now I'm thinking I probably won't make any posts until the very final moments of the game.
Thanks to everyone else for the wild ride, and thanks to Moniker for GMing it.

You guys keep up the good fight, we got the bad god man on the ropes. We're almost there.
/rpnull

Click to shrink...

Sad to see you go, Pionoplayer, but its good to see closure to your character arc! If you want to come back and post during the final fight, you're more than welcome.

ES lashes out with the power of the storm against the Pro EMT, and the last remaining shots of energy shoot through the Builder and both X-Creepers. The Apex Fleet fire on PG any survivors, with priority one being the X-Creepers.

Click to shrink...

Pro EMT slain, the lightning killing them instead of reviving them! 3,000,000 damage to Bob the Builder and the X-Creepers!

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AG/N:

The other Players charge up CP! They have a feeling that attacking the Godmodder right now might be a bad idea...

The AG forces have had rippling rumors of an ALPHA STRIKE! CaptainNZZZ's Temporal Guardian joins them, and they calculate if its a thing that's possible!

CURRENT PG FORCES HP (not including Karen): 69,000,000
CURRENT AG FORCES ATTACK (CaptainNZZZ's included): 97,250,000 (Tassadar's Laser Incision adds 6,000,000 extra)

You have enough! Go! RAW! OVERPOWERING! FORCE!

ALPHA STRIIIIIIIKKKKKEEEEEEEEE!!!!

All the AG and N entities attack together, in one giant flurry of lasers, blades, raw power, perfection, and various other kinds of weaponry!

ALL NON-AG FORCES SLAIN!

The AG forces all pat each other on the back - The Tank especially gets many back-pats! He alone accounted for over half of the massive damage total above! Also, he gets 15 buffs thanks to the Player attacks launched this turn! The Tank gets a +7M boost to its HP and a +2M boost to its attacks each turn!

Other than that, your entities tick up normally.

PG:

Karen prepares to-GAH! TRIPBUG! Karen loses their turn! 5 Tripbugs remain.

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The Godmodder looks down, solemn.

1 HP left. It almost looks like he's actually in a bad position.

And then... he grins.

It's time to get serious.

Really, actually, no-holds-barred, SERIOUS.

The Godmodder looks up, and stares at the Players. His eyes no longer have pupils, replaced with pure, glowing purple! His grin has turned into a full-on smile!

The Godmodder: Heh.

The Godmodder: I hope you don't think this is the end.

The Godmodder: I've got one strategy left.

The Godmodder: The 25-HP boss? No, that's not it.

The Godmodder: The last card - the REAL last card.

Everything's fallen silent...

The Godmodder: The thing that I always, always had planned for 1 HP.

The Godmodder: And now... it's time to face it.

The Godmodder: I hope you're prepared.

The Godmodder stops smiling, and goes back to just smirking. For a moment, both sides stare at each other. And then...

The Godmodder: Behind you.

Slowly, slowly, everyone turns to look... every entity is sweating... the Buns have retreated into the temple, desperately sweating... and... and...!

...There's nothing there...!

You turn back. The Godmodder's gone?

The Godmodder: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yup. Okay. Godmodder's running away. Presumably the screaming gives him extra power.

The Godmodder: Army! Go! Delay them now!

The Godmodder: I'LL cut through the Angels! Hold them off until I do!

Three waves of the Godmodder's Army attack at once! 15 new [PG] entities appear! Taint deals 500,000 damage to all of them!

The Godmodder is off the field, and trying to press forward on the distance meter under his own power!

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+7% Godmodder distance!

So long as the Godmodder is fleeing, him and what remains of the Army is getting an extra +15% boost each turn! You'll need to cut through the ENTIRETY of the Godmodder's Army in order to get the Godmodder all alone! Pull out all the stops - your inventory and CP will stop being useful shortly after this point! One way or another, this ends soon... The Godmodder has 3 waves in the back. The first time you reduce the force in front of you down to 10 or less Army entities, the Godmodder will send back 2 of those waves. The second time, he'll send in the final wave and continue pushing the Angels back alone!

Wait, hang on, something else is happening...

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???: Players!

Somebody floats up from behind you! Somebody familiar!

GOMAK: I, the God of Magic and Knowledge, have returned to aid you on this day.

GOMAK: Your powers now exceed mine... but I can still be of use on the battlefield.

GOMAK: I stowed myself away in the DEATH Stasis pod, and in doing so, managed to escape the Godmodder's minor god purge. Now, it's time I came back and helped finish him off!

GOMAK: The old age is over, and I am only a remnant of it. Whatever comes next, I wish to help make it happen.

GOMAK is now assisting you!


THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

ITINERARY:
-Wreck the Godmodder's Army to get to him and have a shot at finishing him off!

Minor Tasks:

Spoiler

Use Xerath's New Soulrazer support to help!
Find a way to clear the Heal Block! You need to find the Tree of Lithium!
Valla wants you to break her rock for her!

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DISTANCE: 48%
+18% per turn!

[SR]New Soulrazer Army: 100% charge (+64%/turn)

[AG]Altair - CP: 45
[AG]Quinn - CP: 32
[AG]Cloak - CP: 6
[AG]Jamie - CP: 3
[AG]Ash - CP: 9
[AG]Cera - CP: 3

[V]Heal Block (No AG/N entities can be healed!)

[AG]THE MACHINE (Use to gain a super mode for 3 turns!)(Select offense, defense, or utility as a focus; then any word as your specialty!)

[AG - Winkins]Winkin's forces: TA: 3,800,000 (bodyguarded by Psychic Overlord and donut with vanilla)
Disco-Chan: 1,500,000 HP, 200,000 x 2A, Special: Disco Squares: 3/3 (repels darkness!)
[N]Fennie: 3,000,000/3,000,000 HP, 155,000 x 10A(-1,000,000 damage from all attacks, +500,000 HP/turn)(super extra damage against snakes)(Miniboss)(protecting Disco-Chan)(protected from 4 attacks)
Bun prince/princess: 1,000,000 x 2 HP, 50,000 x 2A (20% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack)(protected first by the shield buns then the knights)
Bun knights: 50,000 x 75 HP, 20,000 x 75A (15% dodge rate)(+5/turn)
Fortified Rice Temple(Gives +200,000 HP/turn, -500,000 damage from all attacks, and +100,000A (collective) to Winkins-owned entities)(needs to be killed in one hit, dies to 10M+ damage hits)
Specials: Rice Festival(+100KHP/50KA) - 4/4, Rice BEAM(500,000 damage) - 5/5 - Great Rice Barrier(+2M HP shield to all Winkins') - 5/6

[AG - Daskter]You can count on Osttruppen, no really you can!: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP, 250,000A
Tassadar: 4,000,000/4,000,000 HP, 250,000 x 4A, Special: Laser Incision: 0/5 (30% dodge rate)(Totem of Life Unended - when entity dies, puts them into "unended" mode, where HP decays by 50% until healing surpasses it)(+125,000A per turn until 62,500,000,000)
Pioneers: 10,000 x 100 HP, 5,000 x 100A (can heal)
Line Gun: 100,000 x 25 HP(guarding Pioneers/Panzers)
Panzers: 200,000 x 10 HP, 80,000 x 10A

[AG - Cephalos Jr.]Red Army Swordsman: 60% intact! Duel!A (-20% intactness per turn in a duel)(well-trained, wins duels fast)

[AG]The Dark One, -----/----- HP, 500,000 x 5A, Special: Revelation: 1/4, RP: 1

[AG - Crusher]Janus: 2,500,000/3,500,000 HP, Unlock Ability x 2!A

[AG - CompTIA]LIVE Space Station(has emergency thrusters - saves from one deadly attack!)(Enhanced Production capacity)(Point defense - 25% chance to null attacks)(protected from 2 attacks)
Ship AI panel(current AI: CompTIA)
PROTECTION SUMMARY: Shield that blocks first 1,000,000 of damage!
WEAPONRY SUMMARY: 1,300,000
Quadcopters: 10,000 x 100 HP, 5,000 x 100A (guarding LIVE Space Station)(Max: 100)(+10/turn)
Space engineers: 1,000 x 5,000 HP (Can boost any one piece of the Space Station to be twice as effective for a turn)
Prism Deployer: 200,000 HP (+10 Prism/turn)(originally JOEbob's)(protected from 3 attack)
Prism: 50,000 x 84 + 500,000 HP(guarding all)(originally JOEbob's)
Shield Battery: 300,000 HP (can shield up to 2 entities for +500,000 HP, shielding lost if Shield Battery dies)(originally JOEbob's)
[AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]King DDD: Perfect HP, Perfect! A (Is perfect)

[AG - DragonofHope]Ash Aragami: 5,000,000 + 700,000 HP, 750,000A (+20 Aragami/turn) + Shield Core: 300,000 HP (projects 700,000 HP shield)
Aragami: 30,000 x 100 HP, 10,000 x 100A

[AG - EternalStruggle]Apex Fleet: TA: 9,175,000
The Apex: 5,000,000/5,000,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A (-1,000,000 damage from all attacks)(Fleet Beacon - Each turn, increase a specific unit type of ES's choice by 25%, rounded up to the nearest round number)
Attack frigates: 10,000 x 625 HP, 3,000 x 625A (10% dodge rate)
Spectral Lord: 400,000 x 60 HP, 3/4 charge (currently charging)(50,000A when not charging)
Overseer: 500,000 x 5 HP (As long as at least 1 Overlord is alive, refills Attack/Constructor drones to 1,000/4,000 each turn, if they're below that)
Attack drone: 1 x 1,000 HP + 4,000,000 HP, 2,000 x 1,000A
Constructor drone: 5,000 x 1,000 HP + 4,000,000 HP (Doubles the number of units in a group once per turn!)

[AG]Elite Ghasts: 5,000 x 25 HP, 10,000 x 25A (A S/B/D ignorant)

[AG]Well of Radiance (stand here to be healed and buffed!)

[AG]Psychic Overlord II: 700,000/11,500,000 HP, 1,700,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 2/2 (When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x15 damage)(+400,000 HP/turn)(weak mind powers)(Boss)

[AG]God of Magic and Knowledge: 50,000,000 HP, 10,000,000A/LearnAbout!A (can use regular attack or Learn About)(Minor God)(Boss)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]CaptainNZZZ's stuff (everybody guarded by Servitors!)
Temporal Guardian II: 30,000,000/30,000,000 HP, 7,000,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: 2/2 (-200,000 damage from all attacks)(25% dodge rate+1 Auto Dodge)(+2,000,000 HP per turn)(miniboss+status effect resistance)(poison resistant)(has spatial warping necklace - saves from fatal blow)
Mark III Tactical Flashbang: 650,000/650,000 HP, 250,000 x 2A (extra damage against hordes)(stuns hit enemies up to minibosses for 1 turn!)(reduces hit enemy accuracy by 20%!)(50% dodge rate)(-100,000 damage from all attacks)(+5,000 HP/turn)(1 last chance-save)
Rotaz+1: 350,000/350,000 HP(engineer)(+5% accuracy)(50% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Dimensional and Space Emergency Button)(Telaport, saves from lethal hit)
Magitek servitor factory: 700,000/700,000 HP, +200,000A, +40 Servitor/turn (+5% accuracy)(40% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)
Servitors: 10,000 x 620, 5,000 x 620A(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(1 attack redirector)(protected from 1 attack)
Hellfire Crystal Golem: 2,000,000/2,000,000 HP, 100,000A (protected from 1 attack... IN STYLE!)(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Rune-cast powers)(Phase-shift cloak powers)(Dimension warping powers)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)

[N-INF]Valla: 100,000,000/100,000,000 HP (5,555% dodge rate)
Rocks covering something: 5% undug!

[AG]TOG XXXXII: 84,000,000/84,000,000 HP + 1 permashield, 26,000,000 x 2A (1 Retcon Shell remaining!)(Boss)(+1,250,000 HP/turn)(can overkill up to 5,000,000 damage)(Godmodder attack shield, blocks 1 attempt at Direct Godmodder Influence)(+1,000,000A/turn until 5.29e14A)(gaining buffs after every Player attack for 2!)

[PG]Karen: 25,600,000 HP, AskForManager!A (Asking for a Manager has a 59/27/14 chance of buffing/debuffing/instakilling target)(A S/B/D ignorant)

[PG]G: 24,500,000 HP, 3,000,000 x 3A (Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Josuke: 49,500,000 HP, +20,000,000 x 3A (Elite)(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Breath of the Wild Game Cartridge: 29,500,000 HP, 4,000,000 x 2A (Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Dark Shark: 14,500,000 HP, DragDown!A (Drags an entity down, killing it instantly if it has less than 5M HP, doing nothing otherwise)(A S/B/D ignorant)(Army)

[PG]Giant Memer Crowd: 69,500,000 HP, 1,000,000A (Thinks AG Army is Area 51, wants to storm Area 51)(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Jimbo: 34,500,000 HP, 2,000,000 x 3A (Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Hiring Agent: 29,500,000 HP, Hire!A (Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Thinking of 50 Entity names is really hard, and the Godmodder only has so many ideas: 19,500,000 HP, 5,000,000 x 2A (Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Nabbit: 9,500,000 HP, Steal!A (Steals items from Player Inventory)(60% dodge rate)(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Gamer Girl: 59,500,000 HP, 4,000,000 x 6A (Elite)(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Stand-In: 3,500,000 HP, 500,000A (The other guy was out sick)(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Truck Driver: 29,500,000 HP, RunOver!A (running on 1 hour of sleep, instantly kills targets but 40% chance of missing)(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]PG Hacker V12.3: 69,500,000 HP, Hack!A (hack converts allies to PG side)(Elite)(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Samurai: 99,500,000 HP, 3,000,000 x 3A (Commits seppuku at less than 80M HP)(25% dodge rate)(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Undertale Fanbase: 100 x 395,000 HP, Toxic! x 3A (Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

Player list:

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Alastair Dragovich - CP: 27 (X-Blade (use to protect one Player from death once!))(Maverick - Massive shenanigans boost for 1!)
Arsenical - CP: 8(1 post in debt!)(Inside THE CAPSULE, which is maybe indestructible, small amount of power channeled to The Creator, better channeling with The Attractor and DRAFT, piping to hell)
Bill Nye - CP: 0 (has super sharp gold sword - 3 power left, burny iron sword - 3 power left, bow and arrow - 3 power)
Captain.cat - CP: 33 (protected from 1 attack)(has 1 Boost Stone)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 3 (protected from 1 attack)(has Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Overpowering Poison+1, Remnant crypt energy, EMP, Mopium, Godmodder Tracker V1.0, always-hit-Monocle)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 0 (has Cybil's blood sample, anti-infantry railgun, pocket reactor(1 power), power armor)
Crusher48 - CP: 5 (Has Tactician Soul in a Bottle, Scanner Cannon)
Dangan_Machin - CP: 13 (Hyperspace - can use one action to warp an entity one turn ahead in time for 1!)(has BOMB)
Daskter - CP: 10 (has Boosted Evolve Hunters)(Formulaic - square an entity's stat, causing it to rise gradually until it meets the square, for 1!)
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 0 (Espionage ghost)(Goopcalibur - 25+15 Power + Goop effects!)(Extra Goopcalibur power is used when attacking)
Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 15
Ender_Smirk - CP: 9 (has Shadow Agitator)(Recuperate - Take an entity off the field for a turn, fully restore their HP, special charges, and add a chosen buff for 1!)
[N+1]EternalStruggle - CP: 0
Exoskeletal65 - CP: 0
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 0 (has bag of nine-sided die)
General_Urist - CP: 6 (Shotgun of Dope - 2 power left, attack debuffs whoever it hits)
GoldHero101 - CP: 0 (has Ultimo Durana(77 power left, Self damage ticket))
I'mTotallyNot-R.O.B - CP: 0 (has Super Soldier Serum)
[N+2]Joebobobob - CP: 25 (has nice bed, infinite charmzard energy, 2 Boost Stones, cyan orb(1 power) 1 Cleansed (?) Multiplier Orb, Something, 4 Godmodder Locks)
Karpinsky - CP: 4
Krill13 - CP: 23 (Trickster - x3 action power if switcheroo, decent shenanigans buff for 2!)
Moonstar101 - CP: 0
O.R.I.G.I.N. - CP: 0
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 5 (hexagonaherbs, 2 Homestuck Aspect vials(Life/Void/Mind/Blood/Doom/Heart/Rage/Space/Time/Breath gone), BUFFNESS, Save Point: [AG]Psychic Overlord II: 9,000,000/9,000,000 HP, 3,500,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 2/2, Special: OMLDC: 5/5 (When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x15 damage)(+300,000 HP/turn)(Boss))(Oh no - ??? for 3!)
Pionoplayer - CP: 0
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 8
Strider626 - CP: 2 (Tempest - using 2 actions, 50% chance to fully heal/instantly kill an entity for 3!)
That-Random-Guy - CP: 79 (protected from 1 attack)(has Echolocation)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 19 (has paradise grenade(teleports enemies to paradise), spirit knife, grenades)has The Real Kicker(entropy-blood-smash powers!), has Antimatter bullet))
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 18 (protected from 1 attack)
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 6 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]The Ego - CP: 1 (+10,000 HP sword, Delicious cake, one use of Somno powers, Player Eye, Player Knife, RGB control panel(has red, green, blue buttons), four-leaf clover)
Vylad - CP: 8 (wearing Impervium Armour, protects from damage!)(has Wound healer, Coin Flipper)
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 1 (has Mook Kill Switch, more of a BBB, +1,000A Iron sword, 10,000 damage token, 1 Multiplier Orb, greatsword, 1 Godmodder Lock)

Player Inventory:
Bonfire(3 uses left)(Spend your entire turn resting here to heal)
Ultimate Orb of Shielding(+1 attack shield to everything on field)
Orb of Resurrection (Revives one dead allied entity at full strength)
Time Accelerator (Causes an entity to experience 10 turns of time in 1 turn)
Godmodding Vol. 1
Medkit x 2, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Bravely Default Asterisks(mirror asterisk has 30 million damage laser special, 0% repaired), Mirror Frame, Black Filling
Charge Booster (damage: 7/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Celestial Guidance(2 uses left)
Magical Obliteration(1 use left)
CP Converter
100,000 CP Crystal
Powerful Callback Greatsword
Godmodder Soul Orb

 

[Moniker]

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My Maverick powers are going off massively! I have to do a utility shenanigan. NOW!

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I proceed to build an entity spawner at a hyper manic pace! I have no clue what I end up using! I just NEED TO BUILD!

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I learn, halfway through making the molds, what kind of spawner I'm making.

It's for robots! Specifically Reploids from the Megaman X series!

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Uh... wait a second.... I wonder to myself as I begin typing in the code for the machine. Something is niggling at the back of my mind.

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Reploids can go bad. Become psychopaths and attack people. Become massive saturday mornign cartoon villains if they are powerful enough. I begin to sweat, but Maverick won't let me stop.

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Oh yeah. This behaviour of Reploids....

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When they do this, they're considered to have gone MAVERICK

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...I think that I've made a horrible mistake.

...oh wait, there's a bit of code to stave off the horrible mistake for a bit!

It seems that I've programmed everything spawned by this to auto-Target the Nabbit first, regardless of whatever other problems arise from this!

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FOCUS ACTION Summary:
Purposefully detonating Maverick's backfire by making a Reploid Entity Spawner! However, since Maverick is backfiring and Maverick is a term for Reploid going criminally insane, the results are kinda predictable. At least these Mavericks are programmed to attack and kill Nabbit as the first casualty of the Robot/Reploid uprising!

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The REPLOID UPRISING has begun! REPLOIDS have now joined the field and are incredibly dangerous - but so long as Nabbit is alive, they'll attack him above anything else!

MAVERICK!!!

Item use votes: Use the Time Accelerator on the New Soulrazer Army, then have it one-shot all PG Elite entities. Use celestial guidance to find an optimal way to get rid of the rocks to uncover the thing Valla needs. Save magical obliteration until next round when more Army entities will appear (damage has been estimated at 5 million per target).

Global Target Priority: I establish a Global Target Priority, which should be utilized by default by entities with no better targeting scheme.

1. PG Hacker: This thing is overpowered as hell. It should be one-shotted, thankfully.
2. Gamer Girl: 24 million DPS. Very overpowered.
3. Nabbit: We need to use every item we have. Losing an item would be nasty, and Nabbit is squishy enough that it should be popped.
4. Josuke: Super-nasty healing. Should also be one-shotted.
   
5. Truck Driver: It can instakill. Very nasty.
6. Unmentioned entities, prioritizing the lowest HP enemies first. A lot of them are hard to distinguish from each other.
7. Stand-in: It barely does any damage.
8. Giant Memer Crowd: Low DPS but high HP, it's a beefwall that we don't need to kill.

Random fact: We have 4 rounds left before the Godmodder breaches the remaining defenses. 3 if we fail to wipe out his army at the fastest possible rate. It may be advisable to stall him with shenanigans.

Free Action: I point out that the Godmodder is weakened due to having his Descendant status suppressed, and should be significantly slower at fighting through the angels as a result.

Free Action 2: Wait, due to the CP Converter, everyone that did Godmodder damage should get CP. Cera should get 15 CP for his Godmodder damage, and Alice should get 50 CP for dealing 10 Godmodder damage.

Focused Action: This is it. The final showdown. I activate the machine, keywords Offense and Telekinesis. I'd do mind control, but that probably wouldn't work (and depending on which grammar you use, is two words).

5 CP: I deliver a care package to the angel army, containing a large variety of useful gear to help the angels fight the Godmodder, and increase their chances of scoring a killing blow. I send a telepathic message to the angel's commander informing them of the package delivery, and giving them the passcode that is placed on each of the crates. They are informed not to open crates that do not contain the passcode, because those crates are booby-trapped crates from the Godmodder.

Spoiler: Care Package Contents

• 12 Rending Glaives, with attached Instant Expert Mental Upgrades. These glaives rend space around their tips, and can sunder and cut through physical defenses almost effortlessly. In addition, several buttons on the handle can be used to project the spatial rending for spatial manipulation purposes. With training, this can allow for expanding areas of space to turn a hundred-foot hallway into a ten-mile hallway, or compress space in front of the glaive to hit the Godmodder with it from fifty feet away. The Instant Expert Mental Upgrades are attached to the weapons to give anyone using them the same skills with them as a master rending glaive user.
• New Soulrazer Loan Shark: A two-stage system. The New Soulrazer Loan Shark's primary function is to act as a breaching portal to allow the New Soulrazer Army to jump into the fight and use its Godslaughter ability to force the Godmodder to lose three actions. Since the Godmodder currently only has 1 action per turn, this would stop the Godmodder from doing anything for a turn, then put the Godmodder 2 actions in debt. Then, the New Soulrazer Loan Shark demands payment on the debt, preventing the Godmodder from doing anything until he spends enough actions to fully pay off the debt he owes to the New Soulrazer Army.
• Absolute Zero-Point Cryo Cannon (AZPCC): An advanced cannon equipped with wallhacks and the ability to create points of absolute zero that freeze a target down to absolute zero. Can be used to either freeze the Godmodder from safely behind cover, or to freeze his entities to disrupt his advance.
• Invisible Rock: Can be placed as an obstacle. Will cause the Godmodder to stub his toe on it.
• SCP-184: Expands the tunnel structure, increasing the distance the Godmodder needs to cross.

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You can't establish a global target priority, especially not with a free action and without the consent of other Players...

The Godmodder's current speed IS his weakened state. He's desperate now.

Cera gets 15 CP! The CP converter doesn't work on Godmodders. Quinn learned from the Boost Stone fiasco back when that was a thing.

Extra supplies are sent to the Angel Army! Angel Army established +2% extra defenses.

SUPER MODE ACTIVATED! OFFENSE + TELEKINESIS: You get the Hurl super mode!

Using one action, pick up one entity and throw it at a different entity! Damage starts at only 25% of normal damage, but is multiplied by how many spaces away the entities are away from each other on the Entity list. Damage will be dealt equally to both entities.

The quiet watcher firstly prepares the Real Kicker, revealing its effects despite it being only partly complete.

The Real Kicker, had it been fully completed, was meant to be a weapon that would alter reality to the point where everything was new and fresh, thereby bypassing the Curse of Repetitiveness. However, with so little time left before the Godmodder successfully finishes the maze, he didn't need a way around the Godmodder. He needed a way to handle the horde. As such, without the fragment meant to focus its resulting chaotic energies into the laws of reality intentionally left misaligned and the numerous parts left slightly unadjusted, he dropped it in the middle of the army and [-5 CP] detonated it.

With the Entropic shard meant to focus all the violent and chaotic power failing to focus it into the fabric of reality, the numerous effects meant for the laws of reality instead were demonstrated upon everything in the blast radius. The Essence of Blood made everything within the blast less real for a moment, and the fragment of the dragon soul used in its construction made that moment permanent. The Entropic die made all of them fresh and new, no previous bonds or ties to anything applying to them as everything changed about them. Then The SMASH kicked in, hammering the changes solidly into reality and blasting the beings who were unfortunate to be in the blast radius of the bomb into nothing more than a Bad Dream as the Essence of Blood pulled their spirits into the now-sealed Domain it had originated from as the True Heart burst, sending even more Bizarre fragments out into the survivors.

He then followed up the rest of his five actions with his spirit knife, stabbing the ones that had survived in the back repeatedly in an attempt to clear a path through them.

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The attack consumes your items, drowning the enemies in an Entropic storm! You rush through, stabbing everybody you can, and the entire PG Army is sent reeling! 3,000,000 damage to ALL PG entities!

Tank buff count: 3

I vote to Time Accelerate the Soulrazers!
TANK! Fire on G and the "Godmodder only has so many ideas" entities!

FOCUS: I put an "Area 51 Right Here!" sign in the middle of the Giant Memer Crowd. In their haste to get to it and get to Area 51, they trample over each other and cause great amounts of pain.

Then one of them flips the sign over. The backside of it reads: "I prepared Enhanced Explosive Runes this morning."

Since everyone was clustered around the sign, the explosion is more effective than it would be otherwise.

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Tank will do as you say!

Totally innocent crowdmembers who ONLY wanted to storm a government facility by force get blown up! 4,500,000 damage!

Tank buff count: 6

Yeah, that's why I tried to upgrade the stasis machine first.

[0x] "Yo, GOMAK. Cool to see you're still around... We actually managed to save morpheus, too, but he lost his Minor God status."
"Do you think you can give him a little of that? Hopefully there are enough people dreaming Nowadays(IE: while the godmodder isn't preventing sleep for everyone at once) for him to rapidly regain power if you do so."

> I use The Machine with the focus 'Utility, Portals'. Godmodder Locks in key tunnel positions would have stopped the Godmodder in their tracks Rounds ago. well, probably. So, teleporting ahead to stall the 'modder should be pretty useful.

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GOMAK: Minor gods can't make other minor gods. I believe that was the Architects' job.

SUPER MODE ACTIVATED! UTILITY + PORTAL! You get the Portal Gun super mode!

This super mode can open a blue portal and trap any entity inside for one turn, before releasing them unharmed! The next turn, an orange portal will release them again! One action per portal, and good for keeping stuff off the field. I suppose you could use these portals for other purposes, too...

ES follows up Karpinsky's stunt by helping up the scattered remnants of the Memers and pointing them at the realistic full scale replica of Area 51 currently surrounding the PG army, redirecting them away from the AG forces and towards their former allies of convenience instead. It's a good thing he happened to have that full scale replica of Area 51 deployment capsule summoned quickly by player powers just lying around in his pocket.

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The Memers GO BERSERK! They HAVE to tear down the Area 51 replica! They're still too disoriented from the giant bomb blast to realize it even is a replica!

Giant Memer Crowd temporarily turned [AG]! It seems they can be placated with Area 51 replicas!

Focus + 3 CP: Noticing that the gamer girl is floating in a bathtub, presumably to make more Gamer Girl Bath Water, I bring out the good ol' Toastmaster 5000. This monstrous toaster can toast over sixty toasts at once, but that's not what I'm bringing it out for: You see, the Toastmaster 5000 uses large amounts of power at industrial voltages, and like any toaster it has plenty of exposed metal heating elements just waiting to cause a short circuit. I plug the Toastmaster in, pull the handle down, and then proceed to toss this insanely overpowered toaster into the Gamer Girl's bathtub.

I order the LIVE Space Station to target the PG Hacker, or if that's dead the Truck Driver. The engineers buff the prism deployer (BTW Moniker I think you've forgotten to update the prism count)

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Now selling: Gamer Girl Bathwater: Toasty Version! (Price has been doubled)

(8,000,000 damage!) Tank buff count 9!

Gosh dang it. The PRISMS. The PRISMS. I should've killed them off while they were still JOEbobs! Those friggin PRISMS! GAH! PRISMS!!!!!!!

Okay, I'll fix it.

I stare at the Godmodder. "Why do I feel like there's going to be some sort of double subversion? Anyone remember those sealed boss signature things?"

+3 CP (/ploco?)

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Focus+10CP+Boosted Evolve Hunters
How old are the Hunters? They've been training ever since they were sitting on the sidelines.

It's finally time for them to come out.

They recklessly charge, hunting the PG Hacker. The Hunters blast, trap, trick, shoot, and stab the enemy until they are exhausted into nothingness.

I join the Hunt by acting has their leader.

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The hunters approach the PG Hacker. From a distance you watch, unhackable ancient radio equipment set up and ready to go.

Jim, your trusted second man, motions to two others, Bob and John, both hiding behind a rock with crossbows. Across from them is the PG Hacker, totally engrossed in his computer screen. He hasn't even noticed your presence. He makes a pointing motion. It's time to strike.

You meanwhile, are radioing desperately to them to stop, after what you saw on the PG Hacker's computer screen. No! Don't do it! For some reason, they can't hear you!

Bob and John step out, and too late, what the PG Hacker entered into the command line becomes a reality:

ping 192.168.1.CROSSBOW;
bowTarget.change("OWNER");

As Bob and John fire, the arrows teleport into their throats, instantly killing them! The PG Hacker hacked the crossbows!

Daskter rushes down his hill, abandoning his radio equipment to meet up with Jim! As he moves, the thought echoes through his mind; why weren't his radios working? Being ancient technology, they were completely unhackable!

Jim pulls out his sniper rifle and takes aim! The PG Hacker looks at him dead-on, and grins. Jim grins back, and motions to Billy, the fourth and final Evolve Hunter! Billy steps out from behind a tree, presses a button on a remote control, and turns off a drone up above! The drone plummets out of the sky and slams into the PG hacker head-on, delivering a stunning crack! The PG hacker falls over, but not before reaching his keyboard:

netstat oxygen.script
connect 127.0.0.1
run SUFFOCATE.exe

Daskter realizes too late; the PG hacker had hacked the AIR! No wonder the radio waves couldn't get through! Now, the hacked air vacates the lungs of the three hunters, and each falls to the ground, clutching at their throats, desperate for air!

Daskter, luckily, had prepared, backup oxygen tanks! Slapping them on quickly, he and Jim are safe - but Billy, who had a chronic heart condition, already died of suffocation!

The PG Hacker quickly types in one last script...

run riflehack.exe
mv target(Jim) target(PGhacker);

He slams the Enter key confidently! But then, Jim's bullet pierces the back of the PG Hacker's head! He falls to the ground, shocked! Looking at his computer screen, he sees the truth of what his last command returned:

Runtime error: Expected ";" on line 27

Jim and Daskter high-five! Later, Jim decides to retire. 30,000,000 damage to the PG Hacker! Tank buff count 12!

Ultimo Durana: 77 Energy Left - 67 Energy = 10 Energy Left

70 ACTION FOCUS - POWER OF THE GODS: "FINALLY! IT ENDS NOW! The Seven Original Gods... come to me!"

The first original god: Light - The one whomst brought light to existence pulls out a giant light sword and slashes down on the PG threat.

The second original god: Darkness - The one whomst brought darkness to existence pulls out a giant darkness axe and Fell Cleaves the PG threat.

The third original god: Creation - The one whomst brought creation to existence creates a giant wall that prevents the Godmodder from making much ground this turn.

The fourth original god: Destruction - The one whomst brought destruction to existence brings about a miniature apocalypse on the PG threat.

The fifth original god: Time - The one whomst brought time to existence slows the godmodder down even further, making it harder for the GM to run.

The sixth original god: Space - The one whomst brought space to existence makes all of the attacks do AOE damage as if single target.

The seventh and often forgotten original god: Fate - The one whomst brought all the gods together to perform the act of creation pulls out their scythe, doing a massive six hit combo with a little power from each of the other gods on the PG threat.

After the Original Seven Gods do their things, I finish with a giant burst of energy from Ultimo Durana, combining all the left over energy into a powerful burst, dealing even MORE damage in the process. "That's... it then. It's over..."

Spoiler: SPOILERS FOR FF14: SHADOWBRINGERS, OPEN AT YOUR OWN PERIL

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Pure power washes over the PG threat! This is it! ULTIMO DURANA POWER!

80,000,000 damage is dealt in total! To each of the combatants, that's 5,000,000 damage! Everybody takes a massive multicolored beating from the wave of pure energy! Stand-In slain! A few other entities are on the ropes at this point! Tank buff count 15!

You still have a bit more power within Ultimo Durana... enough for one more solid hit!

If I can use the Machine a second time, then I do Offense and Excalibur.

If not, then I use all 3 actions to kill the Aragami and upgrade my Ash Aragami's attack. I still sacrifice my Aragami if I use the Machine.

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3 actions+Sacrifice majorly boosts the Ash Aragami's power! Unfortunately, the Machine is once per person.

Free Action: just to be sure, I explicitly point out that the Godmodder used all of his merger power in one burst to kill Lucifer, and that may have an effect on his ability to murderize angels.

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The Godmodder, though he used the merger as a source for an initial power burst, is still overall more powerful than he was before, even without Descended. The major power burst simply forced him to rely more on Descended for a little while as his "merged" power recharged.

FOCUS!
I look at the Hacker.... and slowly stalk over to him. I pour coffee on his PC, and crash his PC. When he reboots he notices he is now running... Windows 98!

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YOU FOOL! Windows 98 is the BEST OS for hacking, don't you know! However, the electrical short-circuit dealt 4,000,000 damage to the PG Hacker.

Holy Hell!! My first time getting in this thread and I get just in time of Godmodder having just 1 HP!! I hope you people can win I really do.

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Thanks! Things HAVE gotten pretty crazy.

(Bare bone post(might edit later))
Action:
Use THE MACHINE with Offence + Multiplication

Orders:
Temple use Rice Festival for Bun Knights
Disco-Chan Throws out three brand new Disco Squares.
And everyone else, strike the lowest health PG army/entity.

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SUPER MODE ACTIVATED! OFFENCE + MULTIPLICATION! You get the Disco Square super mode!

Using a focused action, you can multiply the power of any other attack by 3! This stacks with other buffs.

Disco-Chan prepares for more squares!

I spend all of my actions to rally the anti-godmodder forces by playing Hootsforce by Gloryhammer over the battlefield at full volume. This inspires them, strengthening their actions.

"Wipe them out! Leave none standing!"

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Epic music begins playing in the background! The AG army feels INSPIRED!

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Placeholder, mostly

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We have been thrpught a lot together, am I right, bomby ? Do you feel that ? That feeling of pride and accomplishment ? It's time for you to finally achieve your purpose.

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3. I use ALL of my CP to fuel my bomb and use it on the Godmodder's army ( if you want to assist me and give me your CP to fuel my bomb, you can.)

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All CP and power goes into the BOMB! Finally! After everything, the BOMB can be used! You place it in the middle of the Godmodder's Army! It'll go off on AG phase! Tank buff count 18!

A meteor proceeds to crash down upon the battlefield! Again! I'm pretty sure this is a somewhat common occurance. But wait-something's emerging from the smoke!

It's Leah and Omniglot, again. They haven't changed much, from the looks of things... You suppose they just went off to help the planes not collide with each other.

"... So, uh. I finally got my voice back while we were out... Honestly just took a bit of time healing to get it fixed, I guess." Leah says, her voice rather on the nasally side of things. "... I actually managed to, uh, remember everything while we were out. I guess you guys only knew me for so long that you might not've cared for that..."

"Unit can confirm that the Operator's memories have been defragmented to their full extent," Omniglot chimes. "Sorry for previous vacancy of the battlefield, the Operator had taken time out to rediscover her memories, heal her vocal cords, and affirm her purpose in all of this. Now we are at operational capacity and may resume combat immediately until the Godmodder is dead.

"I guess you guys'll want to hear all about it, though... And given how things work I guess telling my story can help for attacks, I guess."

[aleph+bet] "But first..."

Leah cracks her odd little arms, and Omniglot shimmers with power. The arms generate a pair of itself and reach out to grab the Meteor that Leah rode in on. The Hiring Agent gulps, then realizes at once that gulping probably means that, even though Leah has made no indication of which of the many PG entities she was about to start smashing to bits, that they were gonna be the one taking the smashing. Leah lobs the meteor upwards, and... Wait, that's way too far up! It's almost trivially easy to dodge it, now that the Hiring Agent is looking at it. Now they just have to-

-well they just have to not get grabbed by Leah. Like they just did. Being grabbed by a Player tends to be bad for your hit points.

Omniglot fires its machinegun-like barrage, Leah's wings fire off into two laserbeams that fling in around the Hiring Agent, and Leah herself, quite simply, pummels the hell out of them, relentlessly obliterating the poor sap in a four-way barrage of doom, until Leah delivers the mother of all uppercuts to the Hiring Agent. She's pretty old, pretty cranky, and pretty good at uppercutting people herself, given she's the matriarch of all fist-based moves that hook upwards. A righteous punch to the chin occurs and the Hiring Agent is sent skybound. Leah takes off after them, with Omniglot and her wings peppering the poor sod from below with more fire to keep the pressure up, as Leah leaps in alignment with the Meteor, just at the peak of its toss!

Leah latches onto the meteor, and with a single, swift motion, delivers a stout kick to the meteor. The meteor is sent flying! ... And also starts breaking off its crust midway through, revealing the meteor to be a facade! What is really there is... Oh no! Its a load of peanuts! The Hiring Agent is coincidentally allergic to peanuts! They drive them nuts, and also give them a pretty bad rash, and also there's like a gazillion pounds of the stuff hurtling straight towards them!

They're promptly crushed under a gazillion pounds of nuts and the hard floor of the HEXAGONAFIELD. Also the Nuts are on fire, on lightning, on ice-that is to say, they're burning, being electrocuted, and coincidentally lie on a sheet of solidified water. Why is this relevant? No clue. Leah doesn't have any guess as to why, as she's too busy pummeling the gazillion pounds of nuts down the Hiring Agent's throat. How the hell the Agent's stomach manages to hold it all will be a riddle for the ages, but it does, somehow. ((HINT: Player Power.)) The Hiring Agent relentlessly gags! That was a very awful experience and they would rather not repeat it, only for them to realize the horrible experience has just begun, namely with them breaking out in a terrible, awful rash! Its the king of all rashes, in fact-the sheer rashiness of this rash has made it self-apparent that this rash is rash royalty, and he rashly advises his newfound rash army to rush the rash-ridden Hiring Agent! After a thorough session of assault, regicide, suicide and plain murder, the Hiring Agent's skin has entirely been torn off, forcing them to rely on their backup skin! Or, they would, if they didn't immediately proceed to tear it off of their own body because they've gone completely nuts!

Leah ends this madness by giving the Hiring Agent a name, via nametag: Dee. And, in case you haven't noticed, Dee's Nuts. An old man on another planet that's been transported into the Hexagonafield wakes up, wonders what the commotion is, and then realizes instantly what has transpired. His eyes glow red and he pulls out his trusty sniper rifle, leaping off of his rocking chair to begin rotating in midair, really fast! He then rips the scope off of his sniper rifle and proceeds to do a 360000 no-scope, bouncing the bullet across several planets (not once harming anything more than dirt in the process) before the incredibly powerful bullet slams into Dee. And then the micro-C64 goes off, causing Dee the Hiring Agent to violently explode.

[gimel + 2 CP] Leah approaches the machine, and activates it, plugging in OFFENSE and MEMORY.

"I mean. If I'm going to be telling you what I remembered, figured there'd be synergy there. Or maybe something else."

[FREE] To wrap things up tidily, Leah votes on the remaining chapter of The Truth (IE Chapter 7, the Truth about Reality), and then votes for the Temporal Accelerator to be used on the New Soulrazer Army.

CP: 16

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Dee the Hiring Agent has a very, very bad day. He considers quitting, especially since the godmodder is denying his requests for both paid leave and workman's comp after his horrific injuries. Dangit. 5,000,000 damage to the hiring agent! Tank buff count 21!

SUPER MODE ACTIVATED! OFFENSE + MEMORY: You get the Scramble super mode!

Using a focused action, you can scramble an enemy's memory, randomizing its alignment between [AG], [PG], [N], [V], and [SR]!

Action 1-3: I go to the Undertale Fanbase and......

.........

no. no NON NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONONONONO

I hire an army of fandom destroyers who proceed to burn down the Fanbase. I go into my bunker to protect myself from the fanbase.


Shadrix pauses for a moment and sees the battlefield. Shadrix realizes that The Godmodder is close to being dead. He will not miss out on the action. He overpowers the Chaos Emeralds and transforms them into Super Emeralds. Using the power of those emeralds, he goes Hyper. He dodges every attack Asriel threw at him and deflects them all back. He pummels him with Lasers, Gaster Blasters, Real Daggers, Sans, Socks, Spaghetti, and then ending it with CHAOS BLAST. Overall, Asriel took SO MUCH DAMAGE HIS HP IS AT 1.

Asriel is stunned to see Shadrix do so much damage in such a short time. If he didn't know any better, he thinks he's cheating. So he cheats back. He activates his Hyper Goner early. The Hyper Goner starts sucking everything in. Asriel then readies the LOAD button. It seems like he SAVED before the fight started. Shadrix uses the Super Emeralds and flips it around so it starts sucking Asriel. He starts losing his power. Asriel knows that now it's the perfect time to load. He slams on the button..............................

ing
However, it doesn't work. He tries many times but soon the button fades.

"Sucker..."
The Hyper Goner takes away all of Asriel's powers. He turns back to normal. then, he fades away.

ASRIEL DREEMUR DESTROYED

Chara wastes another pie due to Sans and Gaster. He sees that Asriel is gone. He tries to SAVE but to no luck. Chara has a moment of fear.

"give it up kid, you are done."

Chara looks over at the three of them and sighs.

"Ok... ok... you win. I see that I am outmatched. Shadrix, you are a dirty cheater."
"Hey, This game is getting close to an end. I need to be there for the finale. I am not going to let you stop me from doing so."
"So... now what? are you just gonna kill me and move on?"
"pretty much yeah. however, there is one thing you could do before you get ERASED. i want you to RESET. bring everyone back and don't mess with it again. got it?"
"I can't! Shadrix is the most powerful one in this room. he surpasses my DETERMINATION in his current form."
Shadrix sighs and goes back to normal. "There, now do it before I do it for you."

Chara gives Shadrix a mean look, but quickly changes to a smile. "You three... are the most challenging fighters I have ever seen. Sans would have failed if it wasn't for you two. .....you know what's strange? I should be double-crossing you and trying to kill you until my dying breath. But.... to be honest. You are all stronger than me. Even though I hate to admit it. Shadrix, Kill that freaking Godmodder for me."

He then presses the RESET button. In an instant, they are back in the throne room. It seems like all the damage has been repaired and everything seems happier. Chara waves goodbye to the three and fades away.

CHARA DELETED.

"WE.... DID IT. WE STOPPED CHARA."
"And not a moment too soon. I have to back to Kirby and Monika. We got to fix her situation and help Bill Nye with this final act. Sans... Gaster... Thanks."
Sans nods. Gaster gives Shadrix a handshake. Shadrix teleports away. Sans looks at Gaster.
"well g, now what? are you gonna go back to the void?"
"YES. I NEED TO CONTINUE WITH SOME EXPERIMENTS. SEE YOU LATER SANS."
Gaster glitches away. Sans walks to the Judgment Hall. He recollects his fights with Chara. He gives a faint smile and teleports to his brother.

TO BE CONTINUED.

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Terrified, you cower in your bunker! It can protect you from the fanbase, but not their online posts! You could just visit different websites, but you don't want to! You hope the fandom destroyers hurry up... 4,500,000 damage to the Undertale fanbase! Tank buff count 24!

(X1)I use the Light Vial to see what would happen if I used the oh no superpower...

(x1)I bring in the Homestuck Fandom and have them fight it out with the Undertale Fandom as they argue over which has the best Megalovania

(x1)I invoke Datamonster and the Lagmonster from Dragon Cave to temporarily gain their powers and utilise the Channel Destroyer Copypasta I have to crash the Hacker's Computer 7 proxies to Sunday

(X1)I use up my BUFFNESS and activate the Signature Move of it...ONE FOR ALL 100%!!I Slam into Nabbit with all my strength.Dodge doesn't matter because even if my strike misses.The ensuing Hurricane will surely hit him as it picks him up and then slams him back into the ground.

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Using the LIGHT vial, you see that Oh No instantly kills a random thing on the field! It can even kill bosses, but it doesn't discriminate in terms of targets at all!

1,500,000 internal strife damage to the fandom!

Without proxies, the Hacker's identity gets discovered instantly! A cop car shows up, and the cops beat the hacker with batons! 1,500,000 damage to the PG hacker! Tank buff count 26!

Nabbit somehow manages to dodge even at the last minute! So frustrating...

Charging...at least unless I have time to properly make my post. (x3)

Rotaz and the Hellfire Crystal Golem, would you mind building me a stealthy attack redirector? Before you peck me for asking for something I can do myself Rotaz, I'm afraid the general condition of the battlefield requires my actions elsewhere.

Everyone else, follow Crusher's Global Target Priority. Also in regards to Crusher, I vote in favor of the item usage for this turn.

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One more vote will be enough to use Celestial Guidance/Time Accelerator.

...Stealth... attack... redirector? As in... doesn't affect enemy AI? Rotaz will have it ready for you at the end of this turn, for whatever you want next turn.

I ask the God of Magic and Knowledge to Learn About ways to teach the Tank II karate moves, to buff it even further!
x3: I fly off in a red rocket ship, searching for the Tree of Lithium! I idly juggle thirty pistols as I do this, because gun.

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You rocket over the entire HEXAGONAFIELD, scanning the ground as you go! The only Lithium you find is where CaptainNZZZ's searching! The Tree of Lithium... it doesn't seem to be anywhere around right now... could it be...?

GOMAK: Hmm... very well. I shall devote my action to this purpose.

The Heir looks around, and realizes that he hasn't really used his recuperation power yet. Therefore, he aims it at the red army swordsman. He needs healing, hasn't been doing anything lately, and a buff would be useful.

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The Red Army Swordsman is now RECUPERATING! Remember, you can choose what kind of buff it gets!

x1 Action:
Eyowe, whose mentality as we know it might be currently "affected" by his Super Mode, is whimsically wandering around the battlefield. He'll probably do this for a long time if nothing special happens.

Ah. He's heading over to a truck owned by a certain Truck Driver who is out on a brief bathroom break. Is Eyowe gonna steal it? That would be a good action.

bump

Oh. He bumped into the truck's front...wait wasn't there a fad about people being sent to other worlds after being hit by trucks? Does whatever just happened here count?

...

Guess it doesn't-Ah. The truck just disappeared. The Truck Driver just finished his bathroom break and is quite horrified that his truck is gone. Guess taking away the Truck Driver's truck works too.

Nevermind, the truck came back immediately, but not without being flung into the PG Hacker at "Being driven by a Truck Driver running on 1 hour of sleep" speed. Dunno how that happened. Maybe it's because of all this "Planes colliding" thing and the fact that Eyowe did the isekai truck routine thing wrong.

Intended Action Effect: Hit PG Hacker V12.3 with the Truck Driver's RunOver attack.
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x1 Action:
Eyowe politely asks Nabbit to let him stay in his sack for a bit. Because of how polite Eyowe was in asking that, Nabbit has no choice but to let him in his sack. Such is the power of politeness at this minute and age.

As Nabbit's turn is up and he is preparing to steal something from the Player inventory, he opens his sack to find that it is filled to the brim with cash and a note from Eyowe, who seems to have already left the sack. Nabbit forgoes checking the note in favor of immediately checking the money for its validity. As it turns out, it's real, legit cash. $1 bills to be exact. It's still a sack full of that though, so that's still a lot.

Problem is, there's too much of it, too much that he can't fit whatever he was gonna steal, so he has to first get rid of them. The first thing he sees as he looks around the battlefield is a charity campaign for starving adults. Nabbit's turn is about to end, so he doesn't exactly have time to be picky on what he's gonna spend all that $1 bills on, so he dumps all of that to said charity and rushes back to continue his thievery.

However, upon getting back to where the Player Inventory is, Eyowe is also there, and he asks Nabbit where his money went. Apparently, if Nabbit had read the note that he so ignored in favor of checking the money, he would've learned that Eyowe was just making Nabbit keep watch of his money. Eyowe goes puppy dog eye on Nabbit, and Nabbit just can't resist that singular puppy dog eye, so he returns to the charity campaign to get the money back.

As Nabbit arrives back at the charity campaign, he finds that the starving adults apparently hate money and are about to burn the money that Nabbit donated. This actually gives Nabbit's moral sense a bit of a relief, what with the money not actually being needed. He snatches all the $1 bills back from the adults' hands, put them back in his sack, and sprints back to Eyowe. Eyowe happily receives his money and strolls off joyfully.

With only seconds left before his turn actually ends, Nabbit snatches the shiniest thing he could find in the Player Inventory and runs off. He checks the item he stole, and it is indeed a quite shiny rock, aptly named Very Shiny Rock.

As it turns out, this rock actually used to be Eyowe's, but he didn't really care a lot about it so he just tossed it in the Player Inventory. It doesn't actually do anything; it's just shiny is all.

Intended Action Effect: Waste Nabbit's Steal action this turn.
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x1 Action:
Eyowe circles around [Thinking of 50 Entity names is really hard, and the Godmodder only has so many ideas] and begins calling them names out of the blue. Of course, [Thinking of 50 Entity names is really hard, and the Godmodder only has so many ideas] is a bit miffed at being teased out of nowhere. He's being pretty loud about it, and it doesn't even seem like he'll be stopping any time soon.

[Thinking of 50 Entity names is really hard, and the Godmodder only has so many ideas] prepares to attack Eyowe with whatever their weapon is, but then stops themself as they think about the names more.

[Friendi], [Biggie Guy], [Thebestmaster], [George], [Has a Very Cool Name], [Cool Dude], [Handsomie], [Super-Thebestmaster DX Ultra], and many much more, and except for [George] that just seems to just be there, they all sound flattering. [Thinking of 50 Entity names is really hard, and the Godmodder only has so many ideas] looks at Eyowe, who seems to be smiling back at them. This guy thought up many flattering names for them when the Godmodder just left them with a placeholder name, and then ran away. Maybe [Thinking of 50 Entity names is really hard, and the Godmodder only has so many ideas] should switch sides?

Intended Action Effect: Attempt to recruit [Thinking of 50 Entity names is really hard, and the Godmodder only has so many ideas] by giving them a name.
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1 CP Action:
Eyowe throws a singular Tripbug into the group of Tripbugs on the PG side. He's saying something about how if you live something, set it free, and he apparently loved that Tripbug.

Is it some sort of preparation?

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The Truck is flying at the PG Hacker as the Truck Driver desperately sprints after it!

If Nabbit is around to steal, his action will be wasted!

TO50ENIRHATGOHSMI is hesitant... he's 50% recruited!

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Altair: Everyone! Now's our chance! PUSH ONWARDS! STRIKE!

Cloak: No longer shall the Godmodder terrorize us. He's on the ropes.

Altair expends 30 CP to get the Gamer Girl embroiled in some obscenely massive controversy! Twitter followers deal 35,000,000 damage!

Cloak, Jamie, and Ash expend all their CP to take Jimbo and throw him into a fast-food meat grinder! Jimbo burgers are now being sold near you! Jimbo slain!

Quinn and Cera spend 10 CP, forcing Josuke and G to deal with the Fear strategy while playing Pokemon! They both get so mad they break their game systems, and suffer sadness damage from not having game systems! 13,000,000 damage to both of them!

Valla idly teleports some rock away, clearing 10% of it.

V:

The Reploid Uprising, following the last intact shred of their programming, opt to attack Nabbit! Nabbit fails to dodge, and their laser robot guns vaporize him into a pile of dust! Nabbit slain!

AG:

Dangan_Machin's long awaited BOMB explodes! A massive explosion rocks the PG forces, dealing another 3,000,000 damage to everything still left alive! PG entities are thrown in the air and land hard on their backs, taking significant injuries! The PG forces are really beginning to feel the effects of enduring multiple everything-hitting multi-million damage attacks! Many of them are on their knees, bleeding from explosions, Ultimo Durana attacks... And now, of course, its time for your own army to get moving.

Disco-Chan lays down three DISCO SQUARES! Claim them as you can! Winkins forces attack the weakest; G! G is slain, reduced to nothing!

Daskter's forces and the Dark One hit the Truck Driver as he's trying to snag his truck, dealing 5,000,000 damage! But then, they feel INSPIRED by the epic background music and push onwards! They deal 5,000,000 EXTRA damage!

The LIVE Space Station attacks the PG hacker! And FINALLY CORRECTLY UPDATES THE PRISMS! 1,800,000 damage.

The Ash Aragami absorbs all their little aragamis, boosting their attack and increasing their aragami/turn rate!

The Apex Fleet, Elite ghasts, and INSPIRED Psychic Overlord all go hog wild on the Undertale fanbase, raining blow after blow, easily obliterating wimpy fan after wimpy fan! The fans try to use DETERMINATION, but it doesn't work! 140,000 fans slain!

The TOG gets 26 buffs! Janus adds 2, making it 28! They split into 14 buffs for attacks (+250K each) and 14 buffs for HP (+1M each)! Also, the God of Magic and Knowledge teaches the TOG Karate, which somehow makes each of its attacks deal 5,000,000 more damage! This is completely ridiculous! Is investing all your resources into an entity this obscene even a good idea??

The Tank rolls over BotW game cartridge and the Godmodder's out of Ideas, killing them both, and additionally overkilling the Dark Shark, taking THAT out too! Add 3 to the Tank's kill count! It's completely unbelievable! Somebody award the tank a medal!

PG:

Without the Godmodder, the PG turn has lost a lot of its sting. Nonetheless, the PGs maneuver to reduce AG DPT by as much as possible!

The PG Hacker cracks his knuckles... it's time to hack... THE TANK. But just as he starts, an entire truck comes flying at him! No! The Truck Driver desperately runs at it, and the PG Hacker doesn't see it at all as the Truck... completely whiffs! Lucky! 40% chance! The Truck Hacker, working through the Area 51 crowd and taking 1,000,000 damage in the process, manages to wrest his truck back.

THE TANK IS NOW HACKED AND WORKING FOR THE PG SIDE! Kill the PG Hacker to restore it to your control! Shenanigans can also rescue it, but you'll need significant investment!

Josuke activates Shining Diamond to heal the wounds of his allies! Two RADADADADAs restore +40,000,000 HP to the PG Hacker! Another one restores the Hiring Agent to full health! The Hiring Agent, grateful, ultimately drops his workman's comp claim.

The Hiring Agent hires the Legendary Hero to work for the PGs, offering an excellent salary and bonuses after a surprisingly brutal interview!

Karen asks for the Manager of the Psychic Overlord! Rolling... debuff! The Psychic Overlord loses 400,000, being berated by his manager for not working hard enough!

Gamer Girl smiles! First, everybody knows you take out the enemy's source of buffs! She sends a Mario to stomp Janus into the ground, killing Janus! Next, take out the weak minions so they don't distract from major targets! She eliminates the Elite Ghasts, totally destroying the Nether mob presence! Next, big problems need to be dealt with judiciously! Gamer Girl attacks the Psychic Overlord, FINALLY triggering its on-death-x10 attack buff! Next, the Gamer Girl deploys the Samurai to take out smaller targets, and he slashes apart Winkins Donut with Vanilla, the LIVE Space Station's attack shields (or he would've, had point defenses not stopped him), and all of the Apex Fleet's overseers! Seeing an opening, Gamer Girl hones in on the Apex Fleet, using all of her attacks to completely wipe out the Construction drones, 4M HP shield and all!

Finally, the Undertale Fanbase uses Toxic on the exposed Tassadar, Ash Aragami, and Servitors!

N:

The Temporal Guardian and the rest of NZZZ's entities attack the PG Hacker, dealing 18,000,000 damage, undoing some of Josuke's healing! Keep hitting it! Unfortunately, you can't order the TOG to do the work for you this time.

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The TIME ACCELERATOR is used on the New Soulrazer forces, as it got enough votes! +640% charge to them!

Jamie: We should probably kill some stuff with that.

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+18% Godmodder distance!

Remaining Godmodder Army entities: 8

The Godmodder: No... they can't all ALREADY...

The Godmodder: No... they can't keep pulling out all their stops forever!

The Godmodder: You ten! Get back!

10 new PG entities appear! -2% Godmodder progression/turn!

The Godmodder sends all but 5 of his once-significantly-more-numerous Army back to fight you! Now you have 18 Army entities to deal with, but the Godmodder only has one more wave! Take care of them!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

ITINERARY:
-Wreck the Godmodder's Army to get to him and have a shot at finishing him off!
-Get the TOG XIII back. Dear god, if that thing hits you, stuff WILL die.

Minor Tasks:

Spoiler

Use Xerath's New Soulrazer support to help!
Find a way to clear the Heal Block! You need to find the Tree of Lithium!
Valla wants you to break her rock for her!

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DISTANCE: 66/102%
+16% per turn!

[SR]New Soulrazer Army: 740% charge (+64%/turn)

[AG]Altair - CP: 15
[AG]Quinn - CP: 22
[AG]Cloak - CP: 0
[AG]Jamie - CP: 0
[AG]Ash - CP: 0
[AG]Cera - CP: 8

[V]Heal Block (No AG/N entities can be healed!)

[V]Reploid Uprising: 20,000,000 HP, One-Hit-Kill!A (A S/B/D ignorant)(50% chance to attack AGs/PGs each turn)(+5M HP/turn)(Attacks Nabbit if possible)

[AG]THE MACHINE (Use to gain a super mode for 3 turns!)(Select offense, defense, or utility as a focus; then any word as your specialty!)

[AG - Winkins]Winkin's forces: TA: 3,800,000
Disco-Chan: 1,500,000 HP, 200,000 x 2A, Special: Disco Squares: 0/3 (repels darkness!)
[N]Fennie: 3,000,000/3,000,000 HP, 155,000 x 10A(-1,000,000 damage from all attacks, +500,000 HP/turn)(super extra damage against snakes)(Miniboss)(protecting Disco-Chan)(protected from 4 attacks)
Bun prince/princess: 1,000,000 x 2 HP, 50,000 x 2A (20% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack)(protected first by the shield buns then the knights)
Bun knights: 50,000 x 80 HP, 20,000 x 80A (15% dodge rate)(+5/turn)
Fortified Rice Temple(Gives +200,000 HP/turn, -500,000 damage from all attacks, and +100,000A (collective) to Winkins-owned entities)(needs to be killed in one hit, dies to 10M+ damage hits)
Specials: Rice Festival(+100KHP/50KA) - 4/4, Rice BEAM(500,000 damage) - 5/5 - Great Rice Barrier(+2M HP shield to all Winkins') - 6/6
Disco Square
Disco Square
Disco Square

[AG - Daskter]You can count on Osttruppen, no really you can!: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP, 250,000A
Tassadar: 4,000,000/4,000,000 HP, 375,000 x 4A, Special: Laser Incision: 1/5 (30% dodge rate)(Totem of Life Unended - when entity dies, puts them into "unended" mode, where HP decays by 50% until healing surpasses it)(+125,000A per turn until 62,500,000,000)(toxic, -2M HP/turn for 3!)
Pioneers: 10,000 x 100 HP, 5,000 x 100A (can heal)
Line Gun: 100,000 x 25 HP(guarding Pioneers/Panzers)
Panzers: 200,000 x 10 HP, 80,000 x 10A

[AG - Cephalos Jr.]Red Army Swordsman: 60% intact! Duel!A (-20% intactness per turn in a duel)(well-trained, wins duels fast)(RECUPERATE)

[AG]The Dark One, -----/----- HP, 500,000 x 5A, Special: Revelation: 2/4, RP: 1

[AG - CompTIA]LIVE Space Station(has emergency thrusters - saves from one deadly attack!)(Enhanced Production capacity)(Point defense - 25% chance to null attacks)(protected from 2 attacks)
Ship AI panel(current AI: CompTIA)
PROTECTION SUMMARY: Shield that blocks first 1,000,000 of damage!
WEAPONRY SUMMARY: 1,300,000
Quadcopters: 10,000 x 100 HP, 5,000 x 100A (guarding LIVE Space Station)(Max: 100)(+10/turn)
Space engineers: 1,000 x 5,000 HP (Can boost any one piece of the Space Station to be twice as effective for a turn)
Prism Deployer: 200,000 HP (+10 Prism/turn)(originally JOEbob's)(protected from 3 attack)
Prism: 50,000 x 124 + 500,000 HP(guarding all)(originally JOEbob's)
Shield Battery: 300,000 HP (can shield up to 2 entities for +500,000 HP, shielding lost if Shield Battery dies)(originally JOEbob's)
[AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]King DDD: Perfect HP, Perfect! A (Is perfect)

[AG - DragonofHope]Ash Aragami: 5,000,000 + 700,000 HP, 2,000,000A (+30 Aragami/turn) + Shield Core: 300,000 HP (projects 700,000 HP shield)(toxic, -2M HP/turn for 3!)

[AG - EternalStruggle]Apex Fleet: TA: 11,500,000
The Apex: 5,000,000/5,000,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A (-1,000,000 damage from all attacks)(Fleet Beacon - Each turn, increase a specific unit type of ES's choice by 25%, rounded up to the nearest round number)
Attack frigates: 10,000 x 1,250 HP, 3,000 x 1,250A (10% dodge rate)
Spectral Lord: 400,000 x 75 HP, 4/4 charge (currently charging)(50,000A when not charging)
Attack drone: 1 x 1,000 HP + 4,000,000 HP, 2,000 x 1,000A

[AG]Well of Radiance (stand here to be healed and buffed!)

[AG]Psychic Overlord II: 0/11,500,000 HP, 19,500,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 2/2 (When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x15 damage)(+400,000 HP/turn)(weak mind powers)(Boss)

[AG]God of Magic and Knowledge: 50,000,000 HP, 10,000,000A/LearnAbout!A (can use regular attack or Learn About)(Minor God)(Boss)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]CaptainNZZZ's stuff (everybody guarded by Servitors!)
Temporal Guardian II: 30,000,000/30,000,000 HP, 7,000,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: 2/2 (-200,000 damage from all attacks)(25% dodge rate+1 Auto Dodge)(+2,000,000 HP per turn)(miniboss+status effect resistance)(poison resistant)(has spatial warping necklace - saves from fatal blow)
Mark III Tactical Flashbang: 650,000/650,000 HP, 250,000 x 2A (extra damage against hordes)(stuns hit enemies up to minibosses for 1 turn!)(reduces hit enemy accuracy by 20%!)(50% dodge rate)(-100,000 damage from all attacks)(+5,000 HP/turn)(1 last chance-save)
Rotaz+1: 350,000/350,000 HP(engineer)(+5% accuracy)(50% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Dimensional and Space Emergency Button)(Telaport, saves from lethal hit)
Magitek servitor factory: 700,000/700,000 HP, +200,000A, +40 Servitor/turn (+5% accuracy)(40% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)
Servitors: 10,000 x 660, 5,000 x 660A(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(1 attack redirector)(protected from 1 attack)(toxic, -2M HP/turn for 3!)
Hellfire Crystal Golem: 2,000,000/2,000,000 HP, 100,000A (protected from 1 attack... IN STYLE!)(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Rune-cast powers)(Phase-shift cloak powers)(Dimension warping powers)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)

[N-INF]Valla: 100,000,000/100,000,000 HP (5,555% dodge rate)
Rocks covering something: 15% undug!

[PG]Karen: 13,600,000 HP, AskForManager!A (Asking for a Manager has a 59/27/14 chance of buffing/debuffing/instakilling target)(A S/B/D ignorant)

[PG]Josuke: 25,500,000 HP, +20,000,000 x 3A (Elite)(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Giant Memer Crowd: 54,000,000 HP, 1,000,000A (Thinks AG Army is Area 51, wants to storm Area 51)(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)
[N]Area 51 Replica: Only lasts 1 more turn! (directing Giant Memer Crowd at PGs)

[PG]Hiring Agent: 30,000,000 HP, Hire!A (Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)
[PG]Legendary Hero: 20,000,000 HP, 2,000,000 x 2A (Tri-Shield Buster)

[PG]Gamer Girl: 5,500,000 HP, 4,000,000 x 6A (Elite)(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Truck Driver: 5,500,000 HP, RunOver!A (running on 1 hour of sleep, instantly kills targets but 40% chance of missing)(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[AG]TOG XXXXII: 98,000,000/98,000,000 HP + 1 permashield, 35,500,000 x 2A (1 Retcon Shell remaining!)(Boss)(+1,250,000 HP/turn)(can overkill up to 5,000,000 damage)(Godmodder attack shield, blocks 1 attempt at Direct Godmodder Influence)(+1,000,000A/turn until 5.29e14A)(gaining buffs after every Player attack for 1!)(Hacked - kill PG Hacker to release!)
[PG]PG Hacker V12.3: 43,200,000 HP, Hack!A (hack converts allies to PG side)(Elite)(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Samurai: 88,500,000 HP, 3,000,000 x 3A (Commits seppuku at less than 80M HP)(25% dodge rate)(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Undertale Fanbase: 100 x 165,000 HP, Toxic! x 3A (Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]God-Tier Anti-Hero: 30,000,000 HP, 5,000,000 x 5A, Morality: |||||| (God-Tier, revives if killed without full white or black morality - change morality to kill!)(Elite)(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Big Laser Damage Blocker: 20,000,000,000 HP (automatically body-blocks attacks that deal 1B+ damage)(Immutable)(Status-Effect-Immune)(Army)(Dies when last [PG] entity alive)

[PG]The First: 20,000,000 HP, 3,000,000A(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]The Second: 35,000,000 HP, 4,000,000 x 2A(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]The Third: 50,000,000 HP, 5,000,000 x 3A(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]The Buffmaster: 60,000,000 HP, Buffx3!A (Elite)(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Sucker: -20,000,000 HP, 3,000,000 x 3A (no max HP)(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Blob of Pain: 35,000,000 HP, 10,000,000A(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Shield Hero: 40,000,000 HP, +Attack Shield x 20!A(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Station Attendant: 30,000,000 HP, Special: ???: 0/2(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

Player list:

Spoiler

Alastair Dragovich - CP: 27 (X-Blade (use to protect one Player from death once!))
Arsenical - CP: 8(1 post in debt!)(Inside THE CAPSULE, which is maybe indestructible, small amount of power channeled to The Creator, better channeling with The Attractor and DRAFT, piping to hell)
Bill Nye - CP: 0 (has super sharp gold sword - 3 power left, burny iron sword - 3 power left, bow and arrow - 3 power)
Captain.cat - CP: 33 (protected from 1 attack)(has 1 Boost Stone)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 6 (protected from 1 attack)(has Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Overpowering Poison+1, Remnant crypt energy, EMP, Mopium, Godmodder Tracker V1.0, always-hit-Monocle)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 0 (has Cybil's blood sample, anti-infantry railgun, pocket reactor(1 power), power armor)
Crusher48 - CP: 0 (Has Tactician Soul in a Bottle, Scanner Cannon)(Hurl, deals .25 damage to 2 entities multiplied by how far apart entities are on entity list for 3!)
Dangan_Machin - CP: 0
Daskter - CP: 0
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 0 (Espionage ghost)(Goopcalibur - 25+15 Power + Goop effects!)(Extra Goopcalibur power is used when attacking)
Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 15
Ender_Smirk - CP: 9 (has Shadow Agitator)
[N+1]EternalStruggle - CP: 0
Exoskeletal65 - CP: 0
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 0 (has bag of nine-sided die)
General_Urist - CP: (Shotgun of Dope - 2 power left, attack debuffs whoever it hits)
GoldHero101 - CP: 0 (has Ultimo Durana(10 power left, Self damage ticket))
I'mTotallyNot-R.O.B - CP: 0 (has Super Soldier Serum)
[N+2]Joebobobob - CP: 25 (has nice bed, infinite charmzard energy, 2 Boost Stones, cyan orb(1 power) 1 Cleansed (?) Multiplier Orb, Something, 4 Godmodder Locks)(Portal Gun - use one action to trap an entity inside a portal for one turn for 3!)
Karpinsky - CP: 4
Krill13 - CP: 23 (Trickster - x3 action power if switcheroo, decent shenanigans buff for 1!)
Moonstar101 - CP: 0
O.R.I.G.I.N. - CP: 0
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 5 (hexagonaherbs, 1 Homestuck Aspect vials(Life/Void/Mind/Blood/Doom/Heart/Rage/Space/Time/Breath/Light gone), BUFFNESS, Save Point: [AG]Psychic Overlord II: 9,000,000/9,000,000 HP, 3,500,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 2/2, Special: OMLDC: 5/5 (When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x15 damage)(+300,000 HP/turn)(Boss))(Oh no - ??? for 2!)
Pionoplayer - CP: 0
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 8
Strider626 - CP: 2 (Tempest - using 2 actions, 50% chance to fully heal/instantly kill an entity for 2!)
That-Random-Guy - CP: 82 (protected from 1 attack)(has Echolocation)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 14 (has paradise grenade(teleports enemies to paradise), grenades, Antimatter bullet))
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 16 (protected from 1 attack)(Scramble - use a focused action to randomize enemy side as AG/PG/N/V/SR for 3!)
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 9 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]The Ego - CP: 1 (+10,000 HP sword, Delicious cake, one use of Somno powers, Player Eye, Player Knife, RGB control panel(has red, green, blue buttons), four-leaf clover)
Vylad - CP: 8 (wearing Impervium Armour, protects from damage!)(has Wound healer, Coin Flipper)
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 1 (has Mook Kill Switch, more of a BBB, +1,000A Iron sword, 10,000 damage token, 1 Multiplier Orb, greatsword, 1 Godmodder Lock)(Disco Square - use focused action to multiply attack power by 3 for 3!)

Player Inventory:
Bonfire(3 uses left)(Spend your entire turn resting here to heal)
Ultimate Orb of Shielding(+1 attack shield to everything on field)
Orb of Resurrection (Revives one dead allied entity at full strength)
Godmodding Vol. 1
Medkit x 2, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Bravely Default Asterisks(mirror asterisk has 30 million damage laser special, 0% repaired), Mirror Frame, Black Filling
Charge Booster (damage: 7/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Celestial Guidance(2 uses left)
Magical Obliteration(1 use left)
CP Converter
100,000 CP Crystal
Powerful Callback Greatsword
Godmodder Soul Orb

 

[Moniker]

Soulrazers! Take out the Big Laser Damage Blocker, the PG Hacker, the Third, the Hiring Agent, and Valla!

GOMAK! Use Magical Obliteration

EVERYONE ELSE!
OPEN FIRE!

1x action (CP): I move the Psychic Overlord onto a Disco Square.

FOCUS: Super Mode. Offensive; Soulfray

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The Soulrazers will do as you say, assuming others confirm!

GOMAK: Ready!

Pyschic Overlord moved!

SUPER MODE ACTIVATED! OFFENSE + SOULFRAY! You get the SOULKNOW Super mode!

It allows you to get clues on enemy Critical Soul Weaknesses! Using a focused action, you'll get one fact-based clue as to what that enemy's Critical Soul Weakness is!

Action 1-3: ..........

.........

I stare at the Undertale Fanbase. I look around in my bunker and I see that there is a button. A big red button that says "Push to Destroy the Fanbase." "PS. Fighting for the trademark for the name". I push the button. red lights blur everywhere, making a very loud piercing noise. The bunker starts to vibrate. The sides open up to reveal many flame throwers and missiles. The bottom opens up to reveal tires. The bunker transforms into a UNDERTALE FANDOM DESTROYER TANK. The controls pop up in front of me. It looks like a joystick and two buttons, "Fire, and Fire missiles" The cursor points at the army and is locked on. I then charge at them while spamming the buttons. The tank fires everything, destroying everything in its path. This goes on for 2 minutes, until the ammo runs out. Once it runs out. It starts beeping rapidly. It's GONNA BLOW!!! I teleport out to a safe distance and wait for the explosion..............

.........................

huh? no explosions? huh, that's funny. I thought-

BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

The explosion leaves a creator and many body parts of the fandom start raining down from the sky. I just give a small smile.

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The creator, left by the explosion, awkwardly scuttles out of the way to create a game that will probably be worse than Undertale.

6,000,000 damage to the Undertale Fandom!

My buff for it is an extra ability to start a duel against any entity it wants, and will then impose all duel rules on the opponent as it does so. If that is already one of its abilities, then its buff is just a stat boost to its dueling capacities.
Onto the actual actions. The Heir's computer begins whirring to life. It begins to run line after line of code, firing off a long line of different code based attacks. Viruses swiftly begin overflowing the Hacker's hacking setup, making a conflagration of errors stop him from being capable of inputing any instructions. Since the Hacker hasn't had very long to program anything up for a specific AI to control the Tank, and the viruses are messing up his computer, he finds the Tank out of his grasp. Even if he tried to counterhack the computer, he would find a self altering code that he can't actually get any control of. He might then realize it is a large mass of nigh infinite AIs, and therefore is nigh impossible to hack, since every AI is shielded from any hacks by its friends.

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The buff more or less describes its current dueling ability, so you'll add a +1 on it!

4,500,000 damage to the Hacker's rig! Swearing, he fights for control...

I sacrifice any additional Aragami and boost the Ash Aragami's Hp, using a focused action I then create a vial, and drain the Ash Aragami of all toxins, at the cost of a small amount of the Ash Aragami's Hp if necessary.

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You sacrifice more Aragami, again! Ash Aragami drained of all toxins, and cured!

Grand Orders: GOMAK is ordered to use Magical Obliteration to deal AoE damage. The New Soulrazer Army has orders to one-shot the Big Laser Damage Blocker, Hiring Agent, Third, PG Hacker, and Valla. Save this until after my attack this turn resolves (they'll need more votes to activate anyways).

NPC Advice: Altair, Quinn, if the PG Hacker is somehow still alive when it's your turn, you NEED to hit it with EVERYTHING you have. If not, the tank will wipe out most of our forces outright.

Spoiler: Killplan

We need to alpha strike as many entities off the board as possible.

Supporting Damage:

• Magical Obliteration: 5 million damage to all hostile entities.
• Tank: Will one-shot two entities and deliver 10 million total overkill damage, if it is flipped back to our side.

Disco Squares Uses: We have 4 of these with Winkins' supermode?

• Crusher48 (Hurling for Massive Damage)
• Psychic Overlord (Massive damage)
• TANK (if it can be freed in time)

Entities Confirmed Dead:

• Karen: Killed by Crusher48 with Hurl and Disco Squares. May need entity support to confirm.
• Shield Hero: Killed by Crusher48 with Hurl and Disco Squares. May need entity support to confirm.
• Reploid Uprising: Killed by Crusher48 with Hurl and Disco Squares. May need entity support to confirm.
• Josuke: Converted? by Alastair's action.
• Big Laser Damage Blocker: Killed by New Soulrazer Army orbital laser?
• PG Hacker: Killed by New Soulrazer Army orbital laser.
• Hiring Agent: Killed by New Soulrazer Army orbital laser.
• Third: Killed by New Soulrazer Army orbital laser.
• Buffmaster: Killed by New Soulrazer Army orbital laser. Psychic Overlord with support from Magical Obliteration.
• Gamer Girl: Killed by Magical Obliteration plus 500k of damage confirming.
• Truck Driver: Killed by Magical Obliteration plus 500k of damage confirming.

Entities that still need to die:

• Giant Memer crowd (though is subverted and under our control for now)
• Legendary Hero
• Samurai (only 8 million HP away from dying, will take 5 million from Obliteration)
• Undertale Fanbase (16 million HP, will take 5 million from Obliteration, 3 million from Bill Nye's attack)
• God-Tier Anti-Hero (needs shenanigans to beat)
• First
• Second
• Sucker (can only be beaten with healing damage. If Josuke is turned he can one-shot it, otherwise our healers should focus-fire it because the heal block is stopping them from healing us anyways) (scrambled by Tazz, 80% chance it's less of a threat)
• Blob of Pain (stalled by JOEBob)
• Station Attendant

Focused Action: Telekinetic Shenanigans: Ah, now this is raw Power at its finest. Damage scaling based on distance between entities, in an absurdly large field? Excellent. My attack's damage is tripled by Winkins' supermode? Well, these poor entities are in for a world of hurt.

I normally don't move when using telekinesis, but snapping my fingers seems appropriate.

First, I Hurl the Heal Block at the Shield Hero.

Then, I Hurl the Reploid Uprising at the Shield Hero.

And lastly, I Hurl Karen at the Station Attendant.

Damage Calculations: There are 40 entities (or entity spaces, since a player's entire entity list counts as one entity) on the field currently.

The Heal Block is 3 spaces down from the top, while the Shield Hero is two spaces up from the bottom. 35 spaces of distance means 9 million damage to both of them (though only the Shield Hero takes that since the Heal Block is immune to conventional damage).

The Reploid Uprising is 4 spaces down from the top. 34 spaces of distance means 8.75 million damage to both of them.

There are 19 spaces between Karen and the Station Attendant. Both take 5 million damage.

The end result of this would be 17.75 million damage to the Shield Hero, 8.75 million damage to the Reploid Uprising, and 5 million damage to Karen and the Station Attendant. That's a total of 37 million damage dealt by this action. But with Winkins' Tripling (which, unlike with normal Disco Squares, happens immediately, not after a delay), I deal 53.25 million damage to the Shield Hero, 26.25 million damage to the Reploids, and 15 million damage to Karen and the Station Attendant. That kills the Shield Hero, Reploids, and Karen.

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You agree with Karp's order! They're locked in!

Your math is a little off. By my count, you deal 24,000,000 damage with the first hurl to the Shield Hero, 23,250,000 damage to the Shield Hero again and the Reploids, and 13,500,000 to Karen and the Station attendant. All told... MASSIVE damage!

Shield Hero and Reploid Uprising slain!

Ultimo Durana: 10 Energy Left

"Guys... I'm runnin' out of juice."

3 ACTION FOCUS - TRYING TO CREATE SOMETHING: Like a certain Malroth fellow, I try to make something at a workbench with limited CP, but fail dramatically. Frustrated, I take out my ANGER on one of the enemies.

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Your unlucky target is the Second!

ANGER

4,000,000 damage to the Second!

"Sub commander Ralathor, engage your nuclear force!"

I spend all three of my actions to rain down missiles of nuclear justice on the hacker, annihilating him with deadly explosions and a massive dose of radiation.

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The hacker tries to hack the nukes, but he only manages to divert a few! There's too many! 4,500,000 damage!

FOCUS!
March forwards men! End these honorless fools once and for all! I create an army of soldiers with guns to shoot all the Samurai.

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3,500,000 damage to the Samurai! They fail to dodge the merciless hail of bullets!

Huh? What's this? There's a sign here:

"Post moved for maximum Cheese."

You look on the ground. Sure enough, there's a slice of MAXIMUM CHEESE on a plate.

But where did the post get moved to?

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...Hmm...

Waking up from my long nap, I realize all the hell that's been going on. Then I use all my actions on Gamer Girl to put a curse/hack her stuff that makes it so any game she plays gets turned into Depression Quest.

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Oh, no! Not depression quest! Gamer Girl contracts Depression by proxy, and takes 4,000,000 damage! From depression!

'Well buggery, The hacker is at it again.' I think to myself upon finally noticing the PG Hacker V12.3. 'Hmm, Wonder what happen to PC Hacker's V3 through 12.2' I ideally wonder to myself as I try and think of how best to deal the The Hacker. 'Their probably ready for a lot of things so I'm going to need to just keep them busy.' I mentally note to myself as check what weapons I have and momentarily linger on my Ka-bar fighting knife as I make up a mental plan for my assault. 'First thing first -' Before I can think out my plan I see the GOMAK get ready to fire and probably wipe out the PG Hacker along with multiple other entities.

'Nevermind' I think to myself feeling a cheated at chance to maybe take down the PG Hacker. 'Probably for the best, Well might as well make sure that when GOMAK fires that it will hurt a lot.' I think to myself as I look up at the aforementioned entity.

With that I focus a little bit of power to teleport over to one of disco squares that can be used to boost damage and take hold of one before then making a wish. 'I wish for the Disco Square I got a hold of to be teleported to GOMAK and be applied to it so it will be able to cause even more damage then it normal would be able to.' Suddenly in a flash of red light the Disco Square I was holding vanishes from my hands and although barely visible I can see high in the air above the battlefield that the Disco Square has been applied to GOMAK. (1 CP used, or two if it takes another action to give it to another entity.)

With that I decide to wait for now and see what is left after this round. (Remaining CP charged)

(I'll vote to let Crusher48 go ahead and use GOMAK this round.)

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Ah, Magical Obliteration is a special ability you possess rather than an attack connected to GOMAK, so because of that, it doesn't work with Disco Squares. You charge up all 3 CP!

(Regarding the PG Hacker... it was a "Windows 8" to "Windows 10" sorta thing.)

2x I help Tassadar's poisoning problems by gathering medical plants, and I create an anti-toxin pill. I proceed to feed it to Tassaddar.

1x. I sigh heavily...
"Why did nobody else even considered attacking the hacker?"

In simple fustration, I dare the PG Hacker to hack this totally UNHACKABLE Computer that I suddenly pull out from my pocket. I tell his the computer has the best firewall in the WORLD, and nothing has ever hacked into this computer. What I don't tell the hacker is that the Computer is actually a trojan trap. Anything that breaks through the firewall is that their device will simply be filled will become a beacon for all the PG Hackers lovely "soulmates" and "wives".
The PG Hacker was never able to rid of them, he was only able to hack his own whereabouts away from them.

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Tassadar is CURED! He thanks you with a nod.

The PG Hacker totally breaks into the computer! It's easy... TOO easy! He realized too late! And from that day forward, he was plagued by hot singles in his area! The worst fate anyone could ever suffer! 2,000,000 damage!

The quiet watcher decides to do something rather simple this time, and used portal bullshit to plug in a keyboard into the laptop without the Hacker noticing due to being distracted by everyone else's actions. He then typed in four simple codes:

cd C:\windows\system32
del*
Y
shutdown/r

As the computer carried out the instructions and restarted, it failed to load up anything as the OS for starting the computer up no longer existed, ensuring that no one else would be able to use any form of L33T $K|LL$ bullcrap to take the hacker's place and make things even harder.

Once that was done, he opened a dimensional door directly behind the Godmodder and hooked the Paradise Grenade onto his belt by way of dimensional bullshit giving him a perfect way to put his hands close enough to do so, pulling the pin as he did so. The Godmodder, not expecting it due to thinking everyone was focusing on the army, was warped to a paradise realm, which was located at the beginning of the maze. Since he was in a hurry, he was able to make it back to where he had been in a rush but wasn't fast enough to move any farther by the time he ran out of actions.

Then he focuses on using his Stand to form a black hole less than a full meter ahead of him as he charges into the line of enemies, starting with the first, ramming through the second, and finally running over the remainder of the Undertale Fanbase before needing to stop from the feeling of the forces pressing against his body.

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The hacker swears, taking 3,000,000 damage from the ACTUAL REAL commands (dangit!), before pulling out a backup laptop and continuing!

The Godmodder unhooks his belt, leaving it behind as he charges forward! The paradise grenade goes off uselessly, but now the Godmodder's pants are barely staying up! It's rather embarrassing...

500,000 damage to the First, Second, and Undertale fanbase! They weren't expecting you to break the numerical order at all!

I charge 3 more CP, idly wondering what the last 5 entities might be.

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Your idle wondering conjures an image of 5 miniboss-class entities, ready to destroy the AG Army if left un-stopped...

The Apex Fleet summons more Frigates and fires at the Undertale Fandom with all conventional weapons.

Meanwhile, ES goes to the Anti-Hero, they talk, he gets stabbed by the God-Tier, the usual things, but in the end he convinces the Anti-Hero to have a brooding monologue back in his hometown, and then while he's there he should do something about the place, and before he knows it the GTAH has run several charity events and literally cleaned up the streets of trash, and is now feeling much more moral, as well as slightly thankful to the AG cause for allowing him to regain sight of the things that really matter to him.

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Apex Fleet will attack Undertale Fandom!

The Anti-Hero's morality becomes whiter, and they're seen as a little more heroic!

(x3)I Invoke the Mathematician's Beginning, that is, Baby's Logic Puzzle, the Denizen of Mind's Test...A 981x981 Sudoku Puzzle for the Undertale Fandom to solve, that leads to a Secret Website containing a Browser Hame with an Easter Egg that leads to a paragraph of text in the Source Code of the Website.They must solve it for I have hidden a secret clue for Deltrarune Chapter 2 in there...Foolish Undertale Fandom, What they will seek will only hurt them.


The clue is that sans is fortnite dancing in. it.

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50,000 of the remaining Undertale fandom people go off to spend their last few hours alive before the Godmodder obliterates Reality chasing some random ARG! That means you don't have to deal with them!

Eyowe is very, very, VERY disappointed that the Tank did that to his soon-to-be friend. He's not mad, just disappointed. And we know that's actually worse than him being mad.
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Free Action:
The recently-thrown Tripbug lightly bumps into the swarm that's been lazing about in the PG side. This sends them into a frenzy that would probably end in an overall decrease PG forces' mood.

"Intended Action Effect": Just a good ol' reminder to have the Tripbugs do something this turn.
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x1 Action:
So yeah, that Tripbug Eyowe threw last turn. It's just there, following the now-frenzied swarm of Tripbugs and partaking in their frenzy. It almost feels as if this bug isn't going to do anything special and that Eyowe literally threw him their just so he could be with his friends.

Theeeen it hits the Buffmaster, causing them to fall into one the of the most shameful trips in history. What makes it more shameful than other trips is that the Buffmaster accidentally throws one of their Buff actions away.

It ends up hitting the swarm of Tripbugs, causing them to hit the PG forces harder.

Intended Action Effect: Steal one of the Buffmaster's Buff action and apply it to the Tripbugs.
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x1 Action:
Eyowe appears in front of the God-Tier Anti-Hero and creates two concurrent scenarios in front of them.

One scenario involves a cute-looking cat wandering towards a railtrack with an oncoming train running at "Will definitely kill a cat" speed. The other scenario involves a village that looks weak combat-wise but are definitely stacked in cash and they are spending them at a rate at which it'll only be a matter of seconds before they have spent all their money.

Yes, this is Eyowe making the Anti-Hero pick between one obviously-good and one obviously-evil choice.

The twist? Whichever choice the Anti-Hero picks, they'll actually both be evil choices. The cat about to be ran over by the train is actually an omnicidal, definitely evil demon disguised as a cat, so it being ran over is actually a good thing and saving it is a bad thing. Killing the rich village is definitely evil, even if they are about to run themselves dry of money, but letting them on their own would lead them to turn into money-hungry monsters. But there's no way the Anti-Hero would know of this. He probably wouldn't even find out the cat was a demon in disguise if he lets it die, nor will he find out the rich villagers will become money-hungry monsters.

The Anti-Hero can't choose to do neither because that would disappoint Eyowe, and he's already disappointed right now, so would disappointing him even further be a good course of action? The correct answer is, no, it's not. He can try to do both though. It would be better if he tries to do both actually.

As the Anti-Hero deals with the aftermath of their choice, their love interest appears just in time for them to witness what the Anti-Hero did, immediately condemning them as evil and leaving them on their own. This drives the Anti-Hero off the edge and decides to go full-on evil...then Eyowe literally drives them off the edge with a truck that isn't as grandiose as the Truck Driver's truck. The Anti-Hero is NOT damaged by neither the truck nor the fall, but it sure does help them decide to be evil more quickly.

EXCEPT, all of that was just an illusion. Eyowe's not that evil as to drive a poor Anti-Hero to evil like that. As apology, he brought them a basket of flowers, a cake, and some alone time with their love interest.

Intended Action Effect:
Push the God-Tier Anti-Hero to white morality.
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x1 Action:
Eyowe approaches the Station Attendant with a look that knows it all: the goods, the biz, all that shiz. He really wants to "reach out to the truth" you know? And now he's asking the Station Attendant for a handshake, "give me the push" if you know what he means.

Spoiler: Persona 4 Spoilers

Eyowe is asking the Station Attendant, who SHOULD be Izanami from Persona 4, for a Persona. Specifically, he's asking that she awaken his Persona.

Why? He just thinks it's cool.

Why should Izanami listen to Eyowe? Good question. Could be that she can do it because she can. Could be that Eyowe might be interesting to her. Could be that he's looking at her with eyes that look like if she doesn't do it now he'll cry at fuckillion decibels and everyone will start looking at her with eyes that are mad at her for causing this to happen and if there's strings attached to his Persona he will cry at "not even death will save you" decibels.

Would be a good point to mention that Eyowe's current personality and mentality miiiight be different from the actual Eyowe's thanks to the Trickster Super Mode, and said Super Mode miiiight be ending soon, so if Izanami gives current Eyowe a Persona, that Persona miiiight just become a separate entity from Eyowe after the Super Mode ends.

Intended Action Effect:

Spoiler: Still a Persona 4 Spoiler

Ask Station Attendant/Izanami for a Persona, which becomes a separate but hopefully still [AG] Entity from Eyowe.

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The Buffmaster loses one Buff action, crushing the Tripbug in the process! Great, now he'll be forced to buff the Tripbugs somehow!

The Anti-Hero is tempted to go full evil just to murder you! Nevertheless, his morality becomes slightly whiter.

I don't know what a Persona is... I've never played Persona... but nonetheless, the station attendant is so scared, they back away from you, and end up slipping down some nearby stairs! 5,000,000 damage!

OOC: It's an attack redirector so stealthy it forgets it exists! Being so stealthy, it doesn't activate when entities attack or even get registered in the inventory. Fear not, I have a use planned for it!

Ugh, the Undertale Fanbase let their toxicity leak out and inflict my poor servitors. This is solid evidence that fandoms should be regularly cleansed to minimize insanity make a point to control their behavior. Cleaning up such a mess is going to be a hassle and even then the Undertale Fanbase will still exist.

Anyway, I begin by setting the Servitors' memory banks to redact all mentions of fandoms and Undertale and then throw those redacted files into the digital equivalent of a raging furnace. I make sure to carefully guide this process individually and quarantine those not yet reached behind both robust walls and firewalls, removing these safety measures once the harmful data is purged from each Servitor.

Of course even their brief exposure to something as hideous and vile as the Undertale Fanbase has already managed to take a physical toll on even the magitek Servitors. Nothing too insane but this type of damage must also be addressed to solve this sudden exposure to such obscene levels of toxicity.

With a bottle of water in one hand and a automatically drying towel in the other, I cleanse the physical taint of toxicity from the Servitors. A few dozen help expedite the process and save me a fair amount of scrubbing. It does take awhile but that's why you work as speeds faster than what a human can attain, obviously. Just because the length of a turn can be as short or as long as you need it to be doesn't mean you should take your time. (x2)

Then I stick an attack blocker on the Blob of Pain. (x1)

Entity wise the Temporal Guardian will stand in the Well of Radiance, Rotaz and the Hellfire Crystal Golem will create a rune carved bomb that can be used on those pesky rocks Valla wants moved, the Magitek servitor factory will start healing the Sucker, and everyone else will attack!

Oh, and Mark III Tactical Flashbang? Please attack both the Blob of Pain and The Second. Use those beautifully, magnificent, totally not adding to Moniker's workload, stunning attacks!

Click to shrink...

Alright! You have one stealthy redirector available, and you can deploy it as a free action.

The Servitors can breathe again, now that they are no longer infected with absurd toxicity!

+1 blocker to the Blob of Pain!

The Temporal Guardian will stand in the Well of Radiance! Rotaz and the Hellfire Crystal Golem will have a bomb ready for you next turn - make sure to devote an action to using it!

[1x] stepping out of the machine, I look at the portal gun. It's not quite what I had in mind, but it'll do. First of all... I walk over to the [PG] army,and single out someone not destined for death, yet. the Blob of Pain.
My portals can hold an entity for a round and spit it out, presumably elsewhere, some time later. And an entity is always going to have more power then its attack; a tank shell can't weight more then the tank that fired it + the shell. So, It makes sense for me to be able to do the same... for an attack. ducking under NZZZ's attack blocker, I raise my hand and activate the gun, creating a blue portal in front of the blob. the end point, the orange portal? Eh, I'll figure that out later.

[1x]
Sliding away from the now-neutered blob, I take a moment to sight the exact position I'm pointing the gun at... there... a little left... up... timewarp VII... tiny bit right... and.... There!
The portal-creating blob flys through the air rapidly. However, before that one actually reaches its destination, I fire another at my feet. the first to hit is the entry portal, and the second exit, so...
Moments later, the first-fired hits a section of the tunnels ceiling, beyond the Godmodder's progress. an unavoidable Choke point, in particular. There we go...

[1 cp] struck by inspiration, I turn around as I fall through the portal below me (slowly, from my prespective, due to timewarp VII) and telekinetically grab a large swath of the collected Taint, before piling it on the big laser damage blocker. That way, when the Blocker finally dies, the taint should have a good chance to resurrect it on my side... and raw health is always useful.

[1x] As I then finish falling through the portal, I see the Godmodder is rapidly approaching. I mean, not too rapidly- I picked a spot pretty far ahead of him, about 17 distance ahead in fact, so he won't get to me by turns end. This gives me time to set things up. Greeting the angels at my portal destination, I explain that I'm a player, here to help them slow down the Godmodder, and I've got the best tool to do it: Four Godmodder Locks. Taking one out, I confirm with the angels that this is the only way past this particular area (if not, I head over to wherever the disparate paths meet up, or wherever there are fewer then four paths), and deploy a Godmodder Lock right behind me. Then, (expending up to 5 cp if necessary), I construct an opaque wall of cardboard cutouts of angels in front of the lock, and put another lock. and another opaque wall. and then a third lock, this one clearly visible. This way, the Godmodder will be trapped for however long it takes to break through 3 Godmodder locks with pure brute force, and he won't even pull out all the stops at first because it looks like there's just one!

Click to shrink...

You slap some Taint on the blocker.

You drop out of the portal into an area that looks like the Tunnel! Deploying three of your Godmodder locks, you lock up the pathway!

Then you realize; the Godmodder redirected your portal somewhere else! It must have been during the period the portal-bubble thing was flying through the air! You placed down three Godmodder locks in some random knockoff tunnel! Classic DTG blunder; forgetting to constantly quintuple-confirm everything at least once per nanosecond!

You return to the Tunnel, three Godmodder locks lesser.

The LIVE Space Station targets the undertale fanbase, the engineers boost the weaponry this turn.

Now I go deal with the Anti-Hero. Unfortunately I cannot into enough shenanigans to impact his morality right now, so I focus on weakening him for now. Turns out I still have the attack-debuffing Shotgun of Dope, so I use that! I run towards the God-Tier Anti-Hero and do a totally spiffin' barrel role in his direction. I come out of my role right infront of him and seamlessly whip out the Shotgun of Dope and unload a full magazine into the Anti-Hero's torso, paying special attention towards wounding major muscle groups.

Click to shrink...

A solid blast from the Shotgun of Dope reduces the Anti-Hero's attack stat significantly! 4,000,000 damage!

9CP + FOCUS

It is the Climax of DefTG. And here I am. Stuck trying to shove a decent post through a phone.

Aaaaaarrrgh

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That's the sound the legendary Hero, and any weak PG entities in reach, make when I scream in rage and hit them over the head with a giant phone.

Click to shrink...

A giant phone WHUMPS the Legendary Hero, and also the First! 7,500,000 damage to both of them!

OW
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Use my super mode
And attack any pg entities that have full or almost full life
So that even if i heal them it's not much of a difference
I make sure i don't use my super mode powers on any entity who's health is lower than 85%

So two attacks and i am left with one cp

Use that cp to make a machine which would make my cp more efficient
It will give me 5% more effectieveness for my cp
(Can this be done)
If this doesn't happen save that 1 cp

Click to shrink...

You target a full-life PG entity; the Second! Rolling... SUCCESS! SECOND SLAIN!

[aleph+bet+gimel] Leah looks at Josuke. "... Kind of sad. Its impossible it could be anything other than a Godmodder Construct or a brainwashed version of the real deal, really... Or maybe just someone seriously confused. I'm betting on brainwashing, though. This guy sounds like the type."

"Operator. Power granted from entity: "THE MACHINE," corresponds to an attack on enemy memory. Force implementation of scrambling memory, resulting in forced defragmentation. High probability of forcing targets to change allegiances." Omniglot quips.

"... So I could jog his memory?"

"Affirmative."

Leah nods and approaches Josuke, somehow not getting the ire of like the billion other present entities while she crosses over to Josuke's presence. She sighs-she ain't no stand user, Crazy Diamond might as well be invisible. Of course, Josuke isn't invisible. Leah grabs Josuke by the face the power of SCRAMBLE pouring into them, to ruin their memory.

"... So. Might as well start from the beginning, then."

Spoiler: Leah's Story

It all started on some boring day in fall, usual school. Cold, I think. Woke up, did the usual routine, got ready for school, got the fire extinguisher because Mom was like ultra-pyrophobic, got my cool Technique Ring. Err, the Technique Ring is basically just a thing where I 'store' the weird things I learned for easy repeating and enhancement. Pretty cool, pretty useful. I copied a lot of stupid Kung-fu tricks with it, but I could only really remember how to jump good and kick good. Still worked for me. I went downstairs. Mom was getting ready to leave without me. She worked at a weather station and they picked up a Hurricane, which sounded stupid. There weren't any hurricanes where I lived. Plenty of tornados, but this would pretty much be a first, and it was like, class five. She didn't really elaborate. I was kinda nervous because she usually drives me to school first, and I encountered some creepy dude who kept stalking me and my mom. He's important. Thankfully, my friends kinda... Came out of nowhere and kinda scared him off. They're important too. One was named Nicole-she looks a lot like me, just a bit shorter. Super spunky. The other was Meghan. Taller than me, brunette, freckly, kinda plain. Real bookworm. We chatted for a bit while we walked to school, about the Hurricane and other things. Also beat off the creep's dog, though in retrospect I kinda wish we didn't.

School didn't last very long. Social studies teacher responded to the imminent hurricane-which was definitely a thing, now. Not any weird error or anything. We all huddled out in the hallway like a tornado warning, and... Then it all happened. It wasn't just a hurricane-I didn't know what it wasat all at the time but it wasn't just a hurricane, these horrible flying alien things crashed in and started just killing everyone left-right and center! Nicole distracted one and I made a break for it-all the way to the cellar, which didn't help, as the hurricane was tearing the place apart. The wind got me before the bugs, at least, but I thought I was screwed either way. Blacked out shortly after being whipped up, and...

... THen I heard this voice, and it was like, a warm grandfather's voice. He said that I was lucky to be alive at all and to expect complications, and my best bet was to find him. He'd leave a trail of breadcrumbs. Thought it was just a dumb dream... But then... Hrm, yeah. Let me get a bit more detailed.

After that... I woke up. I was groggy as hell, my whole body felt sore, but I heard someone's voice. Meghan's voice. She was yelling at me to wake up, shaking my body. I said, "Meg, meg, I'm up, what's happening?" And she said... Uh, she said, "Leah, Leah, we have to run! Now! I don't know where we are but we're being followed, I'm magic, you might be magic, we're not at school, I'm not sure where Nicole is-get up! GET UP!" Now that jolted me right awake, and I got on my feet fast. We were in some kind of forest, and Meg was holding this weird book with esoteric etchings on the cover. Probably the definition of a magical tome if I ever saw it, though I didn't believe in magic then. "Woah woah WOAH! Meghan, calm down a bit, just-are we running?" And she nodded and took my hand, and I got a bit of time to just and we were running, or tried to... We were almost instantly stopped by some giant feathery thing that just, like, crashed down from the trees. Like, some kind of humanoid gryphon thing, in full armor, with a crossbow. Eight more followed and surrounded us, and then a ninth appeared. They all had these red bands on their shoulders, and I was thinking, Nazi Gryphon knights?! But, uh. Well. The bands weren't Nazi symbols, they were something else.

The leader-who was kinda more ornate in the armor department-stepped up, and I think... No, I know he said this to me: "Captured at last! Ye are hereby charged with conspiracy, obstruction of justice, vandalism both misdremeanor and felony, robbery and burglary, assualt and battery, torture, and mass murder, in countless counts, and for these crimes we sentence you to death!"

... Yep. My mind was racing as fast as my heart-like, sentenced to death?! I wasn't the crazy artificial limb girl you see now, I was like regular teenager! The most action I ever got before now was kicking a rotty. Now I get gryphon nazi knights pointing crossbows at me and calling me guilty of like a billion crimes I didn't commit. "WOAH, LIKE HOLD THE PHONE! Like, don't I get a say in this-"

"No. Not for you, abomination. Knights, Fire-"

"NOO!"

Meghan lit up like an inferno all of a sudden, and before the gryphons could fire she just kind of... Exploded! Like, she didn't die. There was just this big pulse of fire and everyone got knocked back, and she took my hand and we were running, running like hell. I didn't know Meg to be the 'fighty' type before, she was screaming in fear about fending off a dog, and now she was like burning people alive! The Gryphons were screaming about being on fire, the commander was apparently OK and was shouting for the others to catch us, catch us, we were getting away! More gryphons kinda burst through the canopy but Meg was, like, chucking fireballs at her! I was not keeping up, and, uh, in retrospect I kinda wish I didn't scream as much. I screamed like, well, what you'd expect. It was terrifying. It was also super-surreal, but eventually after several minutes I think they just gave up and tended to the burning. WE were still running for hours after, stumbled on some old ruined town. Resting in like an abandoned house, no furniture and no lights, just a wooden floor and cobwebs. And I think I kinda lost my patience with it all then.

"OK, Meg, you really have got to explain to me what the HOLY gorilla IS GOING ON!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! MAGIC? NAZI GRYPHONS?! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!" I yelled. I didn't think it was a dream, for whatever reason-never occured to me. It just felt too real, too kinetic.

"Leah I, I don't know! I just woke up like only several minutes before I found you, found a book in this burned-out house, it just kinda... Resonated with me! I don't know how I tossed all that fire! I just... Did! And wow that was exhilerating I really want to-"

"Meghan! Later! What happened! THe Hurricane, those weird insect creatures, and now these Gryphons? Like, any clues? ... Where's Nicole, did you find her?!" I said, thinking about, y'know, the person that saved my sorry life back at school.

"I, I haven't found Nicole! You're the only other person I found! Uh, only other living person, anyways! My greeting to those weirdo feathered freaks was when they stabbed someone to death! Oh, oh god, Leah, I... I don't know what to do either!" She said and she was kind of crying now. "I don't know why we're here, I don't know where here is, I don't know what's up with the hurricane or those insect monsters or anything else, I just, I just don't know..."

I think we spent several minutes trying to calm each other down. Thankful those Gryphon gorillas didn't manage to tail us this far, either. Didn't know what they were doing... We stayed in that house for the night. The nearby village didn't have any food, but we managed to stumble onto a map that kind of explained the geography a bit, and we also killed a wild pig. Meg burned it for some pork. I never want to eat wild pork ever again, for the record, Meg wasn't a good cook... Really thankful for that map again, otherwise we wouldn't know about there being a portal room in the village. This, like, odd little magical gateway.

Meghan studied the book more for the day. She really absorbed it. She almost called it intrinsic. I didn't understand most of it and I don't think I could use it either way... But she could understand it. Already felt lagging behind, so I really tried practicing those kick tricks I knew before we started to sleep-the day didn't end. The sun kept shining. We didn't know why. Next day didn't bring anything weird, or lethal, so Meg tried booting up the portal, and thank god it worked, but we didn't know where it lead...

... I'm rushing through this, aren't I? This won't work as a full story, I think. Yeah... I'll tell the rest bit-by-bit, and try to explain the important revelations. Mkay? Mkay.

Click to shrink...

Randomly, Josuke is SCRAMBLED into an AG! But... his Elite status is protecting from alignment change... and he's very confused... if he just had something to push him over the edge...

Stands are bullshit. The best way to deal with Stand Bullshit is more bullshit. I immediately make a stand, BALLYHOO!

Josuke finds himself in front of me - still reeling from having his mind SCRAMBLED, because Stand users attract Stand users. We proceed to do an epic Stand Battle. Josuke liberally abuses what it means to 'heal' including healing stuff 'wrong' to make stuff like shields, weapons, and trying to make my face uglier. As he does so, it seems like the SCRAMBLE seemed to work as intended, as his eyes seemed to light up more and more. It was definitely the kind of look one has when they remember something so obvious and integral to themselves that they feel stupid for having forgotten it.

Partway through the fight, he notices that while my punchghost was punching, Ballyhoo had done anything bullshit. With his memories rapidly realigning themselves, he calls me out on this. So I shrug and point out Ballyhoo's ability.

It rewrite's a persons identity by slapping a nametag on them. Josuke wonders where the nametag is that I put on him.

It's on his hair. He can't remove it, lest he ruin his precious hairstyle, then I read out what the nametag reads:

"Hello, my name is: Nabbit"

Josuke panics, and looks towards the Reploid Uprising. They Maverick threateningly. I whistle, catching Josuke's attention.

I can have Ballyhoo remove the nametag without damaging his hair. He just has to agree to leave the field.

He mentions he's here to beat the crap out of a bastard named Verraad, a Player who had nearly killed his friend and shaved his hair! I raise an eyebrow. He adds that it has been a few months and it has since grown back. I show Josuke The Truth and a previous update post that reveals the Godmodder's name as Verraad.

Josuke then blinks and proceeds to smack himself in the forehead.

"How did I let that asshole confuse me so bad? Was it his Stand?"

"It's a bit worse, I'm afraid," I mention. "There's more bullshit than just Stands - a lot more flexible."

"And how do you know this?" He questions cautiously.

I proceed to Jump in the air, put on an entire broadway show all by myself, summoning up the props and special effects myself, and then land.

"...alright, bullshit noted. When can I punch the Godmodder?"

"After we clear out his armies," I wave my arm at the enemy entities.

"Wow, he really did a number on me. I though those were my pals." Josuke turned back to me and nodded. "Right. I'll back you guys up."

So, I have Ballyhoo remove the nametag now that Josuke's AG... And have Ballyhoo slap it on the Big Damage Laser Blocker! For all intents and purposes when it comes to being attacked, it is now also known as Nabbit! Meaning the Reploid Uprising is delayed one more turn as it viciously tears another Nabbit to shreds.

I then proceed to put up a poster for an epic, six round Gaming tournament! it is legit because Player Power, and Gamer girl can't possibly resist the siren call of owning noobs and Gamer Guy, her pig-headed archnemesis, who will be at the torunament! Other PG Gamers are free to try their hand at this too!

Before I forget, I pick up my sign and put it in my inventory.

'A Free Action Sign? What good is that!?' One might Ask.

Just wait and see.

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ACTION SUMMARY:
Action 1: Get Josuke to come to our side by appealing to his sense of Justice and revealing Verraad's trickery. Made easier with SCRAMBLE knocking things loose in a fit of counter-brainwashing.

Action 2: Use a Stand, Ballyhoo to turn the Big Damage Laser Blocker into Nabbit for all intents and purposes, including the Reploid Uprising's targeting code!

Action 3: I create a six round Gaming Tournament to distract Gamer Girl (and other PG Gamers, if I missed them.)

Free Action: Take a sign from a previous post and put it into my inventory. Mostly for flavortext for what I'm doing next.

Click to shrink...

You push Josuke over the edge! The scramble solidifies, and he is now solidly AG, having left the Godmodder's Army! He is now ready to help heal AG allies!

Big Damage Laser Blocker is now Nabbit! This would be a surefire way to have the Reploid Uprising kill it instantly, if Crusher hadn't already completely eliminated the Reploid Uprising!

Gamer Girl is too busy pulling off a CLUTCH to be distracted right now!

(Bared bone post)
Vote on letting the Magical Obliteration to be used this turn.

Focus: Disco-Boosting Crusher retroactively this turn.

One last talk with Overlord about being the Disco-Demon he will now be remembered as.

Orders:
Rice Temple Throws out Great Rice Barrier
The Winks army starts specializing in sweeping weakest targets which they do again this round.
And that should be all.

Click to shrink...

Crusher retroactively Disco-boosted!

The Psychic Overlord sniffs... it's time. If he's going to go out, he'll go out... WITH DISCO!

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The New Soulrazers swoop in! Their bombardments hit the PG hacker, the Third, and the Hiring Agent, killing all 3 of them! The Big Damage Laser Blocker is also hit, but thanks to its massive durability plus being IMMUTABLE, it only takes 10,000,000,000 damage! Another hit would finish it off!

You didn't reduce Valla's dodge rate! She manages to dodge through the bombardment, but still takes several hits and suffers significant injuries - but not nearly enough to kill her!

Valla: Okay. Okay. I can take a hint! I'm going!

Valla: (2 out of 3... it might still work if I used that substitute... but... I'll definitely need to get the third one...)

Valla is off the field! You can still dig up her rock if you so choose.

Disco square count:
1: Psychic Overlord
2: None, wasted
3: None, wasted

Psychic Overlord, for his very last attack, does his FINAL DISCO SHOWDOWN! He identifies a suitable, high-HP target... THE BUFFMASTER!

A massive beam of Psychic energies erupts from the Psychic Overlord! Everything he has, he gives to you now! The Buffmaster's brain is melted, leaving him on the verge of death! 58,500,000 damage!

Cloak: Magical Obliteration is about to hit! Take out The Sucker!

Cera: On it!

Cloak, Ash, Jamie, and Cera (with 8 CP) all activate ULTIMATE HEAL BLAST! A green light settles on the Sucker, and the entire field is forced to cover their ears as horrific, unearthly screeches ensue! The Sucker slain!

Altair and Quinn each attack the Legendary Hero separately! Altair unleashes a volley of various Pokemon attacks, while Quinn goes for a military-style campaign-based attack! 5,500,000 damage!

AG:

Winkins forces all attack the weakest remaining PG: Karen! Karen, drowning in buns, ends up crying and deciding to be a better person! She rushes off the field in tears!

Daskter's minions attack the Anti-Hero! 3,050,000 damage! His morality isn't quite white yet, so they'll hold off on killing him...

The Red Army Swordsman emerges from RECUPERATE, fully repaired and far better at dueling!

The LIVE Space Station, backed up by the Dark One, attack the Undertale Fandom! The LIVE Space Station bombards them from above, whilst the Dark One rushes through and slices any chance survivors in half, protected by the Godmodder Armor! Undertale fanbase eliminated! The dead bodies of the 12-year-olds brought into existence by the Godmodder are strewn about the field.

The Giant Memer crowd hits the Truck Driver again for 1,000,000 damage as they rip apart the last of the Area 51 replica! Uh oh... looks like they've realized its a fake! They're back to [PG] again!

The Apex, with the Fandom dead, attacks the Anti-Hero for 11,500,000 damage!

The Ash Aragami sacrifices all of its newly generated Aragami, growing even stronger!

Josuke and the TANK return to the AG side! They're back and ready to help more than ever!

The God of Magic and Knowledge steps forward...

GOMAK: I've been waiting to do this for some time... TOO long, I'd say.

GOMAK: Now then... I'm afraid these entities need to go.

MAGICAL OBLITERATION!

Your vision of the PG side is slowly obscured as magic, in the form of static, descends and covers them. Before long, nothing can be made out.

You see flashes of lightning in various colors, and running figures within the mist... but what's really happening inside... most likely, only GOMAK knows that.

When the mist/static clears, the PG ranks are significantly thinner.

5,000,000 damage to all PG entities!

Truck Driver slain! Gamer Girl slain! Legendary Hero slain!

PG:

The Samurai realizes... they've become injured! GAH! That's it! Their enemies won't kill them, because they'll kill THEMSELVES first! ACTIVATE SEPPUKU!

Samurai slain!

The Station attendant stands idly by...

The First tries to move forward and att-GAH! TRIPBUG!

Finally, the Anti-Hero tries to move forwards themselves, as-GAH! 4 MORE TRIPBUGS! The Anti-Hero loses all but one attack, which it launches at Daskter's Panzers, killing all of them!

The Blob of Pain is busy stewing in some portal middle-realm somewhere!

N:

The Temporal Guardian stands in the well of radiance! They gain a permanent +1M damage buff to their attacks!

The Servitors and Flashbang, with their planned target gone, attack the First, dealing 3,800,000 damage and stunning First!

Rotaz and the Hellfire Crystal Golem do their research! They create a bomb that can deal 50% damage to Valla's rock pile!

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+16% Godmodder distance!

The Godmodder: You've got to be kidding me...

The Godmodder: Okay, you there - go, take care of them!

The Godmodder's very last group, his 5 greatest elite soldiers, nod.

The Godmodder: One more turn... one more...!

The Godmodder: Reality is almost mine... almost...

The Godmodder, showing signs of exhaustion, presses onwards!

The Godmodder's last 5 Army entities show up! This is the very last of them! Take out everything on the field and you're done! -1% Godmodder Distance/turn!

One of the Godmodder's new Army elites, the Last Duelist, engages several AG entities in a duel! Help them win the duel to prevail over the Last Duelist!

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If you somehow have a plan to kill everything this turn, then JOEbob portaling the Blob of Pain may have been a bad idea... well. If JOEbob uses his portal power on it a second time, then you can safely ignore it. Also, portaling doesn't work on Elites and bosses.

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

ITINERARY:
-Wreck the Godmodder's Army to get to him and have a shot at finishing him off!

Minor Tasks:

Spoiler

Use Xerath's New Soulrazer support to help!
Find a way to clear the Heal Block! You need to find the Tree of Lithium!
Break Valla's rock? Maybe?

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DISTANCE: 82/102%
+15% per turn!

[SR]New Soulrazer Army: 304% charge (+64%/turn)

[AG]Altair - CP: 15
[AG]Quinn - CP: 22
[AG]Cloak - CP: 0
[AG]Jamie - CP: 0
[AG]Ash - CP: 0
[AG]Cera - CP: 0

[V]Heal Block (No AG/N entities can be healed!)

[AG]THE MACHINE (Use to gain a super mode for 3 turns!)(Select offense, defense, or utility as a focus; then any word as your specialty!)

[AG - Winkins]Winkin's forces: TA: 3,940,000 (2,000,000 shield!)
Bun prince/princess: 1,000,000 x 2 HP, 50,000 x 2A (20% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack)(protected first by the shield buns then the knights)
Bun knights: 50,000 x 87 HP, 20,000 x 87A (15% dodge rate)(+5/turn)
Fortified Rice Temple(Gives +200,000 HP/turn, -500,000 damage from all attacks, and +100,000A (collective) to Winkins-owned entities)(needs to be killed in one hit, dies to 10M+ damage hits)
Specials: Rice Festival(+100KHP/50KA) - 1/4, Rice BEAM(500,000 damage) - 5/5 - Great Rice Barrier(+2M HP shield to all Winkins') - 0/6

[AG - Daskter]You can count on Osttruppen, no really you can!: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP, 250,000A
Pioneers: 10,000 x 100 HP, 5,000 x 100A (can heal)
Line Gun: 100,000 x 25 HP(guarding Pioneers/Panzers)

[AG - Cephalos Jr.]Red Army Swordsman: 100% intact! Duel!+1A (-20% intactness per turn in a duel)(well-trained, wins duels fast)(RECUPERATE)

[AG]The Dark One, -----/----- HP, 500,000 x 5A, Special: Revelation: 3/4, RP: 0

[AG - CompTIA]LIVE Space Station(has emergency thrusters - saves from one deadly attack!)(Enhanced Production capacity)(Point defense - 25% chance to null attacks)(protected from 2 attacks)
Ship AI panel(current AI: CompTIA)
PROTECTION SUMMARY: Shield that blocks first 1,000,000 of damage!
WEAPONRY SUMMARY: 1,300,000
Quadcopters: 10,000 x 100 HP, 5,000 x 100A (guarding LIVE Space Station)(Max: 100)(+10/turn)
Space engineers: 1,000 x 5,000 HP (Can boost any one piece of the Space Station to be twice as effective for a turn)
Prism: 50,000 x 134 + 500,000 HP(guarding all)(originally JOEbob's)
Shield Battery: 300,000 HP (can shield up to 2 entities for +500,000 HP, shielding lost if Shield Battery dies)(originally JOEbob's)
[AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]King DDD: Perfect HP, Perfect! A (Is perfect)

[AG - DragonofHope]Ash Aragami: 5,000,000 + 700,000 HP, 2,300,000A (+35 Aragami/turn) + Shield Core: 300,000 HP (projects 700,000 HP shield)

[AG - EternalStruggle]Apex Fleet: TA: 12,550,000
The Apex: 5,000,000/5,000,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A (-1,000,000 damage from all attacks)(Fleet Beacon - Each turn, increase a specific unit type of ES's choice by 25%, rounded up to the nearest round number)
Attack frigates: 10,000 x 1,700 HP, 3,000 x 1,700A (10% dodge rate)
Spectral Lord: 400,000 x 75 HP, 4/4 charge (currently charging)(50,000A when not charging)
Attack drone: 1 x 1,000 HP + 4,000,000 HP, 2,000 x 1,000A

[AG]Well of Radiance (stand here to be healed and buffed!)

[AG]God of Magic and Knowledge: 50,000,000 HP, 10,000,000A/LearnAbout!A (can use regular attack or Learn About)(Minor God)(Boss)

[AG]Josuke: 25,500,000 HP, +20,000,000 x 3A (Elite)(Tri-Shield Buster)

[AG]TOG XXXXII: 98,000,000/98,000,000 HP + 1 permashield, 35,500,000 x 2A (1 Retcon Shell remaining!)(Boss)(+1,250,000 HP/turn)(can overkill up to 5,000,000 damage)(Godmodder attack shield, blocks 1 attempt at Direct Godmodder Influence)(+1,000,000A/turn until 5.29e14A)(gaining buffs after every Player attack for 1!)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]CaptainNZZZ's stuff (everybody guarded by Servitors!)
Temporal Guardian II: 30,000,000/30,000,000 HP, 8,000,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: 2/2 (-200,000 damage from all attacks)(25% dodge rate+1 Auto Dodge)(+2,000,000 HP per turn)(miniboss+status effect resistance)(poison resistant)(has spatial warping necklace - saves from fatal blow)
Mark III Tactical Flashbang: 650,000/650,000 HP, 250,000 x 2A (extra damage against hordes)(stuns hit enemies up to minibosses for 1 turn!)(reduces hit enemy accuracy by 20%!)(50% dodge rate)(-100,000 damage from all attacks)(+5,000 HP/turn)(1 last chance-save)
Magitek servitor factory: 700,000/700,000 HP, +200,000A, +40 Servitor/turn (+5% accuracy)(40% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)
Servitors: 10,000 x 660, 5,000 x 700A(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(1 attack redirector)(protected from 1 attack)
Hellfire Crystal Golem: 2,000,000/2,000,000 HP, 100,000A (protected from 1 attack... IN STYLE!)(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Rune-cast powers)(Phase-shift cloak powers)(Dimension warping powers)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)

Rocks covering something: 15% undug!

[PG]Giant Memer Crowd: 49,000,000 HP, 1,000,000A (Thinks AG Army is Area 51, wants to storm Area 51)(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]God-Tier Anti-Hero: 6,450,000 HP, 4,500,000 x 5A, Morality: |||||| (God-Tier, revives if killed without full white or black morality - change morality to kill!)(Elite)(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]Big Laser Damage Blocker: 9,995,000,000 HP (automatically body-blocks attacks that deal 1B+ damage)(Immutable)(Status-Effect-Immune)(Army)(Dies when last [PG] entity alive)(taint-slapped)(Nabbit)

[PG]The First: 3,200,000 HP, 3,000,000A(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)(stunned for 1!)

[PG]Blob of Pain: 35,000,000 HP, 10,000,000A(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)(1 attack blocker)(portal-ed, emerging next turn!)

[PG]Station Attendant: 6,500,000 HP, Special: ???: 1/2(Tri-Shield Buster)(Army)

[PG]The Trainee: 30,000,000 HP, 2,000,000 x 2A (Stats double every turn)(restores self to full HP every turn)(Elite)(Tri-Shield-Buster)(Army)

[PG]The Last Duelist: 50% ========== (Dueling entities!)(Dies if they lose duel, kills all enemy duelists if they win!)
ALLIED DUELISTS:
Tassadar: 4,000,000/4,000,000 HP, 375,000 x 4A, Special: Laser Incision: 1/5 (30% dodge rate)(Totem of Life Unended - when entity dies, puts them into "unended" mode, where HP decays by 50% until healing surpasses it)(+125,000A per turn until 62,500,000,000)(toxic, -2M HP/turn for 3!
[N]Fennie: 3,000,000/3,000,000 HP, 155,000 x 10A(-1,000,000 damage from all attacks, +500,000 HP/turn)(super extra damage against snakes)(Miniboss)(protecting Disco-Chan)(protected from 4 attacks)
Prism Deployer: 200,000 HP (+10 Prism/turn)(originally JOEbob's)(protected from 3 attack)
Disco-Chan: 1,500,000 HP, 200,000 x 2A, Special: Disco Squares: 1/3 (repels darkness!)
Rotaz+1: 350,000/350,000 HP(engineer)(+5% accuracy)(50% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Dimensional and Space Emergency Button)(Telaport, saves from lethal hit)

[PG]Jeff the Serial Killer: 60,000,000 HP, 100%-of-max-HP x 3!A (Elite)(Tri-Shield-Buster)(Army)

[PG]Sense of Impending Doom: 70,000,000 HP, Evolve!A (takes 50% HP damage from New Soulrazer Targeted Strike)(Elite)(Tri-Shield-Buster)(Army)

[PG]Final Boss: 100,000,000 HP, 10,000,000 x 10A (Boss)(Immune to attacks with more than 1B damage/1,000 CP worth of power)(Tri-Shield-Buster)(Army)



OOC: The Last Duelist works more or less the same as the Duelbots from the Bank of Actions. They can just duel 5 of your entities at a time.

Bosses take only 25,000,000 HP damage from New Soulrazer Targeted Strikes.

Player list:

Spoiler

Alastair Dragovich - CP: 27 (X-Blade (use to protect one Player from death once!))
Arsenical - CP: 8(1 post in debt!)(Inside THE CAPSULE, which is maybe indestructible, small amount of power channeled to The Creator, better channeling with The Attractor and DRAFT, piping to hell)
Bill Nye - CP: 0 (has super sharp gold sword - 3 power left, burny iron sword - 3 power left, bow and arrow - 3 power)
Captain.cat - CP: 36 (protected from 1 attack)(has 1 Boost Stone)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 6 (protected from 1 attack)(has Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Overpowering Poison+1, Remnant crypt energy, EMP, Mopium, Godmodder Tracker V1.0, always-hit-Monocle)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 0 (has Cybil's blood sample, anti-infantry railgun, pocket reactor(1 power), power armor)
Crusher48 - CP: 0 (Has Tactician Soul in a Bottle, Scanner Cannon)(Hurl, deals .25 damage to 2 entities multiplied by how far apart entities are on entity list for 2!)
Dangan_Machin - CP: 0
Daskter - CP: 0
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 0 (Espionage ghost)(Goopcalibur - 25+15 Power + Goop effects!)(Extra Goopcalibur power is used when attacking)
Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 15
Ender_Smirk - CP: 9 (has Shadow Agitator)
[N+1]EternalStruggle - CP: 0
Exoskeletal65 - CP: 0
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 0 (has bag of nine-sided die)
General_Urist - CP: 3 (Shotgun of Dope - 1 power left, attack debuffs whoever it hits)
GoldHero101 - CP: 0 (has Ultimo Durana(10 power left, Self damage ticket))
I'mTotallyNot-R.O.B - CP: 0 (has Super Soldier Serum)
[N+2]Joebobobob - CP: 25 (has nice bed, infinite charmzard energy, 2 Boost Stones, cyan orb(1 power) 1 Cleansed (?) Multiplier Orb, Something, 1 Godmodder lock)(Portal Gun - use one action to trap an entity inside a portal for one turn for 2!)
Karpinsky - CP: 3 (Soulknow - use focused action to get soul weakness clue for 3!)
Krill13 - CP: 23
Moonstar101 - CP: 0
O.R.I.G.I.N. - CP: 0
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 5 (hexagonaherbs, 1 Homestuck Aspect vials(Life/Void/Mind/Blood/Doom/Heart/Rage/Space/Time/Breath/Light gone), BUFFNESS, Save Point: [AG]Psychic Overlord II: 9,000,000/9,000,000 HP, 3,500,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 2/2, Special: OMLDC: 5/5 (When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x15 damage)(+300,000 HP/turn)(Boss))(Oh no - ??? for 1!)
Pionoplayer - CP: 0
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 8
Strider626 - CP: 2 (Tempest - using 2 actions, 50% chance to fully heal/instantly kill an entity for 1!)
That-Random-Guy - CP: 73 (protected from 1 attack)(has Echolocation)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 14 (has grenades, Antimatter bullet))
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 16 (protected from 1 attack)(Scramble - use a focused action to randomize enemy side as AG/PG/N/V/SR for 2!)
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 12 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]The Ego - CP: 1 (+10,000 HP sword, Delicious cake, one use of Somno powers, Player Eye, Player Knife, RGB control panel(has red, green, blue buttons), four-leaf clover)
Vylad - CP: 8 (wearing Impervium Armour, protects from damage!)(has Wound healer, Coin Flipper)
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 1 (has Mook Kill Switch, more of a BBB, +1,000A Iron sword, 10,000 damage token, 1 Multiplier Orb, greatsword, 1 Godmodder Lock)(Disco Square - use focused action to multiply attack power by 3 for 2!)

Player Inventory:
Bonfire(3 uses left)(Spend your entire turn resting here to heal)
Ultimate Orb of Shielding(+1 attack shield to everything on field)
Orb of Resurrection (Revives one dead allied entity at full strength)
Godmodding Vol. 1
Medkit x 2, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Bravely Default Asterisks(mirror asterisk has 30 million damage laser special, 0% repaired), Mirror Frame, Black Filling
Charge Booster (damage: 7/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Celestial Guidance(2 uses left)
CP Converter
100,000 CP Crystal
Powerful Callback Greatsword
Godmodder Soul Orb

 

[Moniker]

Soulrazer Orders: Delete the Trainee, Jeff the Serial Killer, and the Big Laser Damage Blocker.

Player Orders: Alright, let's do a chain attack. I'll start it, and if you don't have a special objective to accomplish, you should join into this chain attack. Then, at the end, Winkins will use Disco to triple the entire attack's damage.

First, though, we need 2-3 players to target the God-Tier Anti-Hero's morality to make sure he cannot respawn.

Side note, all your gear is going to be useless in the final battle. So, if you've got CP, items that give you a damage bonus, ANYTHING, fire it now. Ideally as part of this chain attack.

Spoiler: Plan of attack

The Plan:
*Scramble the Last Duelist (Tazz is handling it)
*Keep the Blob portal'd (JOE's handling it)
*Nuke the four big enemies (done)
*Bring the God-Tier up to full morality (unhandled)
*Winkins + TRG combo attack wipes out everything still alive (needs to be done).

Chain Attack: Cancelled

Supporting Fire:
*Trainee, Jeff the Serial Killer, and Big Laser Damage Blocker will be wiped out by Soulrazers.
*20,000,000,000 damage attack used by Josuke to obliterate the Sense of Impending Doom.
*Last Duelist will be scrambled (20% chance this is ineffective).
*~80 million damage worth of entity attacks.

Focused Action: I Hurl the Heal Block at the final boss three times, knocking him off balance and dealing heavy damage. About 18 million or so.

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18,750,000 damage to the Final Boss! Hurl's power continues to prevail! The Final Boss ultimately looks mostly unaffected. Having 10 different arms, its hard to see anything affecting them.

"FIRE EVERYTHING, NOW! EVERY BIT OF CHARGE WE HAVE GOES NOW!"

A useful tool. ES turns to Josuke, and quickly teleports over to him. Before the befuddled youth can say anything, ES' hand is upon him, and a great transfer of energy occurs.

Josuke gifted 20,000,000,000 damage attack!

"Once the New Soulrazers take down the Blocker, I need you to ORA harder than you've ever ORA'd before, and in a very much not healing capacity." ES points to the Sense of Impending Doom. "That thing is tough and blocking our advance, and worse still it's resistant to our Targeted Strikes. However, this attack you have is capable of taking it out in a single blast. Do this, and the tide might just turn in our favour."

For what little it matters, the Beacon summons more Attack Frigates, and the Fleet opens fire on any PG forces left standing by the end of the turn, with the Spectral Lords using their charged attack. However, it should be the case that by the time they have to fire the enemy is wiped out to the last, but in case they somehow aren't...

ES also signs off on Crusher's Soulrazer Orders.

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Josuke receives the 20-billion-damage laser, and nods. He'll be the one to fire it and end things!

I order the Ash Aragami and all of the Aragami to attack the God-Tier Anti-Hero. I then focus my power and increase the sharpness of the Aragami. And yes, I'm increasing the sharpness of their entire body.

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The Aragami now has better attack and damages enemies who attack it! For what it matters...

[aleph+bet+gimel+16 CP] Leah sighs and looks at the Last Duelist. "... I wonder why these things even exist sometimes." Its time for SCRAMBLE!

Leah blows the rest of her CP load and grabs the Last Duelist by the facemask, channeling power into her SCRAMBLE attempt! The power of the SCRAMBLE is unmatched, but Leah's inner workings are fairly calculated-the CP is used to, mid-SCRAMBLE, insert a few new memories into the mix, a few of her own memories namely. Obviously tagged and sorted as not their own, but almightly important ones. Her imprisonment here. Her fight at the Bank of Actions (and her impressive dueling capability)! The Godmodder slaughtering them all (and twice at that). The Prison, the hopelessness, the despair-the hate. The everything she kept hidden so no-one could even guess she was under so much pressure. The breakout. The terminal. The ranting. The planes dumped into reality unceremoniously, threatening to crash into each other. The loss of life.

In short-the full and complete understanding that the Godmodder respected and trusted nothing. That of every horrid and pointless power in the planes, he was by far the absolute worst she had ever seen. The ideological ramifications-a sense of self-reflection-the facet of being teh worst in a world full of titanic evils and apathetic watchers, with justice tossed to the wayside, comes crashing down around their mind. Muscle memory is perhaps the only reason the entities are still dueling the Last Duelist by this point.

And, with hope, the Last Duelist will hopefully never duel for the Godmodder again.

The CP expidenture, in layman's terms, is to neutralize any and all chance for the Last Duelist to stay as [PG] after the Scramble, and maybe slightly bias them towards the [AG] and [SR] alignments, though the major important thing is axing any chance that they remain [PG], even if they still wind up enemies afterwards.

Spoiler: Leah's story, continued

So, things kind of get a little vague and a little rocky here. I honestly don't remember everything... So much was happening, and it was kind of a while back for me... I'm still foggy on the details. I remember the important beats, though.

After we went through the portal, we came out somewhere more... Civilized. I thanked God Almighty that everyone could understand English, where we got told of... A loose idea of what happened. This was when we first learned about Godmodding Wars... Though, no-one had any clue what was going on. For them, it was distant... They could only assume this was the force of the Godmodder. An almighty reality warper locked in constant warfare against somewhat weaker reality warpers. We didn't get caught in the crossfire, though-what we encountered were, most likely, the Godmodder's rogue entities out for some blood. AT least, that's what they thought the insects were. They didn't really have any explamation for the Gryphons and didn't have me or anyone like me logged as any criminal or anything. We were still confused, but we were given a few things. We were given some more gear-more appropriate for travelling the planes. A better map. Some better tech. A few cool new things for my Technique Ring and a new Fire Extinguisher because it was, like, on sale. Margaret got a new magic tome, too. And then... We were told to hoof it. Those Gryphons weren't going to stick around.

Me and Meghan were being a bit... Aimless at this point. Planar wanderers, I s'pose. I'd almost say hobos, but they were violent times, and one-day jobs for cheap were easy. We never visited the same place twice, occasionally camped, and tried our best, tried and tried, to keep ahead of those gryphons. And we knew they were still hunting us. They weren't exactly being subtle. We kept running, basically... They definitely were a bit more than just nine or ten dudes with crossbows, after all. We occasionally heard about someone else in our position, scattered across the planes... Found nothing whenever we tried to look into it. This was the pattern for about a month... But we didn't just get nothing. We learned a bit more. There was one other major event going on at the time... There were sightings of this crazy monster. Nowhere near where the 'battlefield' of the Godmodding Wars was supposedly taking place, just going on its merry way being a mobile apocalypse. If I feel like I'm underplaying it... I guess I was. It was so far away and we couldn't figure out if it had anything to do with us. Everyone just knew it was called the Leviathan, and we made it a point to go nowhere near it.

... And then, well. Hrm. I guess I didn't talk about him too much, did I? That creepy guy from before?

So, there's this creepy dude. He's not exactly what you call a man with traditional moral scruples. Works as a loan shark, got hit for an assault charge years back. We didn't suspect he was going to get wrapped up in any of this either, but he did. As much as I call him a creepy guy... I honestly should thank him. Pretty sure I wouldn't be alive without the guy.

Me and Margaret were taking a stop in a small town in a new plane. Nothing special, normal 2000s tech levels, I think. Magic was rare there so Meg got a lot of attention. Some guys claimed that they were magical scholars and wanted to have Meg impart some knowledge. big fat lie, we got jumped by thugs, robbed and beaten. Turns out they were in the same boat as the gryphons... Swore to god we would've died if he didn't show up. Turns out those goons picked him up as well. I'unno why he freed me no questions asked, guess his moral compass wasn't completely bent. Slipped out of town and out of sight. Heard the gryphons raised hell over it afterwards... I guess anyone could tell you that from the smoke rising out of the whole town after that! Psychos.

...We never really learned his name, I don't think. He asked us to call him Grimm. We poked fun at him for it but I guess pseudonyms were pretty clever in the end. He tried playing responsible adult but at that point I was basically female teenage jackie chan and Margaret was, like... Nuts. He wasn't worthless though... Turns out he was more receptive to the healing stuff that Margaret wasn't, and quite honestly getting into scrapes all the time wasn't the best.

Things started picking up around now, I think... I think whatever that was, that was like a catalyst for something else. Started hearing that grampa voice in my head whenever I went to sleep. Started telling me things. Talked about breadcrumbs. Trails. Paths we should take. Safeways. I didn't know who was talking, if they even responded they deflected me every time. I didn't listen at first... And then the voice started talking about Nicole, and I mean 'sans vague old man monologuing' here. That was... Even if it was a long shot, I wasn't going to just give up on the person who saved my life when those insects hit. Pretty sure if they got me I'd just be dead.

I think Margaret was very... Eager, on the idea, more than I was. Grimm didn't want anything to do with it but we dragged him along pretty easy. He felt like he needed us more than him... Kinda felt sorry for the guy, being bullied by us 'harpies' and all. Heh.

... I think this is when things started picking up... Give me a sec. Its still kinda vague in my mind.

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The memory injections alter the odds of the scramble! There is now NO chance for the Last Duelist to end up PG! Rolling...

The Last Duelist becomes [SR]! As the New Soulrazers are on your side, this has them functioning similarly to the AGs!

One major threat taken care of... the dueling entities are released!

FOCUS!
Now.... look over here you Anti-Hero... If you were a regular hero I would allow you.... To pet THIS! I take out an adorable kitten and hold it in the palm of my hands. But seeing as you aren't a good guy.... I can't.... Come to the light side my friend! We have kittens...

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The Anti-Hero bites his tongue, but eventually reluctantly comes over and pets the cat. It's too much! Too tempting...

Anti-Hero's alignment shifted somewhat towards light!

x3 Action:
As his Super Mode comes to an end, Eyowe reverts back to his original form, drops down, and...lands on the steps of a flight of stairs and promptly failing to balance himself in time, resulting in him falling down on said stairs. And it keeps happening. Nobody told him, man. Nobody told him about stairs.

It doesn't exactly hurt a lot, but it sure is going to be painful to Eyowe's pride and reputation. And as it so happens, a certain Anti-Hero gets to lay witness to this shameful scene, sees it as a feat of karma for what he just did to him last turn, and sees that there's some manner of justice in the world, which warms his heart up.

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The Anti-Hero lets out a solid giggle at your suffering! Somehow, this pushes him more towards the light! He's exceedingly close to being within killing range! Maybe even already there!

3x I tell the Final Boss that he was never the big bad boss he though he was, everybody knows there's a bigger Boss than you.

The final boss is just a weak shadow in comparison, he's nothing but a pathetic dust particle compared to the Godmodder.

The entire point of his existence is to simply be a small stepping stone on our path to the Godmodder.

I tell the final boss his true purpose "NEET", just go home and watch anime and play games. That's his true purpose.


Ooc I wonder whats 5e point of 1B blockers when our TOG deals 70million damage.

Anyways I suggest the TOG hits the Trainee and Giant Memer crowd

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The Final Boss stands stoically. Somewhere, he takes 4,500,000 damage. Is it in his heart? ...Maybe.

I Spend an Action using my Free Action Sign as flavortext to delay Dragon of Hope's Attack until after my talk with the Anti-Hero!

I now go over and talk to the Anti-Hero. There's no easy way to have this conversation, but it needs to be had.

"Hey. You know we've been trying to raise your morality to full white, right? And i imagine you know why." I say, the wind blowing cooly as it ruffle our hair and clothes in sweet, sweet anti-hero comic style. "But consider this- you're someone who's supposed to be doing things that are supposed to be 'heroic' for unheroic motivations, right?"

There's probably a nod here, done subtly and with the Anti-hero scowling hard. He's a tough man who makes tough decisions. He probably has a monologue where the Godmodder consigning everyone to oblivion was a greater kindness than perpetuating this painful mockery of existence.

"...I've heard that reasoning before..." I say sadly. "A lot of people seem to believe that nowadays. That existence is full of nothing but pain and misery. That there's nothing worth continuing for. I've seen life just single people out for this misery train."

I walk towards the Anti-Hero, looking up to the sky. That air of finality had settled in early, but it was understandable. And in this case, it added to the flavor of what I was about to say and ask.

"Have you ever heard about the idea of reincarnation? It's the idea that people's souls or thoughts or something are cleansed of their old memories for the most part, save for maybe one or two ones that they would never let go of, and then get born in a new life. They don't have to remember suffering or misery or anything like that." I take a deep breath. "If the Godmodder dies, the Tribulations will still go on. I wonder... if we Players would be able to continue them and then do the Emergency override and reality shaping that comes with it. If that was possible... I would add Reincarnation as a fourth possibility for those who no longer want to remember. So that they can be better people, or not be burdened by the pain..."

I've walked past the Anti-Hero by now. "We can only do that if we stop the Godmodder. He will destroy Reality and everyone in it so utterly that reincarnation would no longer be a hope. No hope for a happiness unburdened by pain. Not numbness. There'd be nothing at all to appreciate it except the Godmodder... And I imagine it on't be as happy or good as he wants to believe it will be."

Since this is shenanigans, I freely make this rousing speech so rousing that the bribe of Ranger_Strider_'s Kittten becomes immune to being killed when attacked by AGs! This is totally covered by shenanigans - using the shenanigan to make flavortext bribes immune to AG attacks as long as it is in favor of the Shenanigan's end goal of turning an Anti-Hero's morality white! It's very specific like that.

"You know what will happen. And as you give the middle finger to the Godmodder... You'd get to pet a kitten, who'll get to grow up. You'd be destroying yourself in an awesome and badass way for everyone else and move on to wherever Anti-Heros go. it's a hard decision..." I smile sadly as I look at him over my shoulder. "But Anti-Heros are good at making hard decisions for the greater good, right? And nothing is harder than going back on everything you've worked for to make the best decision possible. For yourself and your selfish reasons, and for others."

With that, the exchange shortly wraps up with the Anti-Hero's speech - probably becoming JUST Hero in the process, and I move on for Action 3.

I condense Ballyhoo, 27 CP and my last Action into a Spirit Bomb-like amount of energy. "THAT RANDOM GUY! TAKE THIS AND GIVE THEM THE WHAT-FOR!"

I send it to him with instant transmission, preventing time from passing while it traverses the distance so it goes to him without interception! That-Random-Guy gains a Spirit-Aura with that much strength for his Attack!


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Action 1: Delay Dragon of Hope's Attack on the Anti-Hero until after all of this using the Free Action 'Post isn't here' Sign.
Action 2: Help convert the Anti-Hero into full white Morality with a rousing speech and making Ranger Strider's Kitten invulnerable to destruction.
Action 3: transfer all of my CP, Ballyhoo as flavortext power, and this Action to That-Random-Guy to boost his attack.

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All CP sent to That_Random_Guy to ensure success!

The Anti-Hero listens. Nods. And sighs.

Can he really do this anymore? What is the meaning in "white" morality, when working for the godmodder? Giving Hitler a pet dog wouldn't bring his morality closer to white. No.

Anti_Hero's morality made a full shining white! He isn't sure what to do, now...

Ultimo Durana: 10 Energy Left - 6 CP

9 ACTION FOCUS - TELEPORTER! OH BOY!: I throw one of the weaker enemies a teleporter. It's that one teleporter from the Henry Stickmin series of games, y'know... the teleporter that has a habit of failing or sending someone to the shadow realm. Commence them being excited to use it to take the Godmodder to the end, but finding out that they are sent to plane zero instead, that being, out of existance.

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Ultimo Durana has the majority of its remaining power burned! The Station Attendant fails to double-check safety before using the portal, and... yep. They're gone.

Station attendant slain!

(x1)Activating the SAVE POINT!! The Psychic Overlord comes back to Life!! And ready to use it's Special!! Attack Jeff the Killer!!

(x2+5CP)While the Final's Boss is off Balance, I suplex him metaphysically to the Greater Self who proceeds to burn,freeze,shock,irradiate,cheesecakeify,Snapped,Dust,Cut,cracked and perform all sorts of other Elemental and physical attacks onto him before the Final Boss comes hurtling back down into this Plane of Reality face down into the ground in a giant Explosion

(the Hope Vial)Hope, that is the Aspect of Opportunities and Illusion, it grants Great Power through unlocking the Limits on what people can achieve...but it would be wasted on me, for i'm already powerful enough as it is...I call out to the Restorer and Order Scion Scout...and grant them each,half of the Vial's Effect.

With the Restorer,i give her my Empty Vial of Aspects, the one that held all 12 in one mixture and asked her to use her Hope to restore it.

The Order Scion Scout bids my farewell and i give him a Hug, as much as i can.He accelerates and in a True Burst of Speed and an Invocation of Trope:Heroic Sacrifice, he smashes into the Final Boss deeper into the ground with the force of an entire Planet thrown by a Supernova into him.The Scout dies...but his sacrifice shall be Honoured...Rest in Peace.


I also give the Restorer one last piece of chocolate, infused with my Hexagonaherbs...she would most likely not survive this next round, but Hope is a Potent Force, and there is always a possibility...

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Psychic Overlord RESPAWNS! He's a little disoriented, and missing some of his memories, but you quickly catch him up on the situation.

With ALL THE POWER COMBINED, you deal a HOPEFUL 12,000,000 damage to the Final Boss! Order Scion Scout, abandoning the rest of the Order Scion army they brought, knows that this is necessary! For the greater good, and all Reality!

The Restorer nods. Whatever happens... there is hope for a better future.

3 actions+12 CP: I hit the Final Boss with a Nerf(TM) baseball bat. It nerfs him. I mean, really? As much HP as Attack? Everyone knows that glass cannons are the only balanced entity type!
wap (NERF) wap (NERF) wap (NERF)

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The Final Boss finds themselves with 16,000,000 less current HP! Now they're MUCH more balanced! The community agrees that this is better, although some think HP should be nerfed even more.

A small hole pops out of the ground and out comes a pile of twisted flesh and bones. It jumps out of the hole and bounces a few times before settling down on a random spot. A plain screen appears around the pile of stuff, though it still shows the shadow of the pile.

Small kricks and cracks can be heard as the pile's shadow rises and seems to rearrange itself. The sounds get progressively louder the more the pile seems to move. Finally, one final CRACK is heard as the shadow stops moving, before proceeding to stand up and move out of the screen. "That was a unique experience, wouldn't try that again though." Seeing the massive battle taking place, I raise an eyebrow and proceed to walk sideways away using only my toes. "Ummmmmm, not great at violence, I'll just be over here."

As I settle in a relatively empty spot, I proceed to dig. Digging myself a hole to hide in and do stuff. I was so FOCUSED, I didn't notice myself carving away a series of tunnels under the ground.

I was knocked out of fugue when I broke out of the holes I made. The bright lights of where I am knocks me in for such a loop that I just paused there, at the end of my tunnel, until the next turn. (I essentially made a tunnel system using my three actions. If anybody wants to use it, go ahead. I didn't really have any plans for it)


Edit: I break out of my daze when I see a small little inconsistency, "huh, strange that the antihero got blacked when it is supposed to get whiter" and then proceed to pause again.

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Welcome to the game! It's a bit of a late entry, but as we start whatever's coming next, there are usually explanations for the gameplay. If you have any actions, feel free to ask here, the Discord, or the OOC thread!

You dig out a significant underground tunnel network! Potentially, it could be used to get around faster. The New Soulraze Army can use it to get more troops in faster!

OOC: It seems you only increased their numbers next to the Servitors' attack, not the HP.

Hmmm, the epic conclusion of this particular Tribulation calls for a series of coordinated shenanigans and attacks to shred what remains before the Players and then attempt to screw the Godmodder over before the next challenge rears its head. It's a logical and sensible course of action...but, well, that's just not my way.

Instead of contributing to some fancy combo, I turn to the Temporal Guardian and their long untouched damage resistance. Frankly, a -200,000 damage from all attacks only makes calculating damage slower and more tedious. A -1,000,000 damage from all attacks, on the other hand, is a lot easier to work with.

With permission from the Temporal Guardian I get to work tinkering with their passive temporal aura. Minor shifts on how the excess temporal energy produced by the Temporal Guardian is safely released create an invisible, twisting temporal distortion. Things like attacks that head for the Temporal Guardian fall under influence of this carefully regulated effect and suffer its effects. Time shifts with the bullets eroded from suddenly having aged a thousand years, momentum lost as though the sword hadn't yet finished being swung, and even some attacks outright disappearing from coming in contact with the concentrated temporal energy. Naturally, the Temporal Guardian has absolute control of this to keep it functioning probably and only effecting the attacks that come for the Temporal Guardian. (x2)

Picking up the relatively cool Redirifle I place a brand new attack redirector onto Rotaz. He has lived for far too long to die now. Many deaths have hit me hard but if Rotaz falls...losing someone who is far too good of a friend to me is not affordable. (x1)


Now, time to collect that component Valla wanted so much! One CP lets me use the potent bomb Rotaz and the Hellfire Crystal Golem crafted for me but without additional power that'll only leave it 65% dug up. How fortunate I have a smacking of CPs and such CPs are rather likely to become rather weakened after this current Tribulation ends.

Taking the bomb I get to work building upon the existing work. Let's see, shaping the bomb's payload with a hollow cut and an added cavity section will focus the explosion and have greater effectiveness against a hardened target like the rocks. No reason to pointlessly waste part of the bomb's potency on open air.

Enhancing the payload is also critical and fairly easy. Rotaz seems to have gone with a highly refined chunk of explodium but there's a surprising amount of spare space. Let's see, a couple matter-antimatter charges, a temporally frozen portion of a supernova, and even the odd nuclear pumped x-ray laser. It's not the prettiest bomb but it's certainly a mighty bomb.

Next stop, adding a kinetic aspect. While the bomb is now a shaped warhead, there's also another aspect that helps bombs penetrate hardened targets, altering the structure of th ebb itself. Drawing from bunker busters, I get to work. I reinforce the front of the bomb with adamantium to let it penetrate further into the material it hits, reshape the general bomb into a more slender profile, replace the other sections of the bomb with more durable and much heavier elements, and add an internal computer to set off its payload after the bomb penetrates as deep as it can.

And finally, I take the bomb and fly high into the air. Once the primary battlefield is but a tiny dot below me I let the bomb fall. As the bomb falls gravity intensifies and brings the bomb hurtling towards the rocks at speeds far faster than Earth level gravity could accomplish. The bomb stays on target as it heads towards the ground at tremendous speed, a complex series of maneuvering thrusters and fins keeping it properly aligned as its microsensors and onboard computer handle the trajectory and calculations side of things. Its durable and sturdy structure keeps it intact despite the extreme gravity.

Oh the impact and the detonation will be beautiful.

(5 CPs, 1 CP to use the bomb and 4 CPs to enhance the bomb based on the uncovering rate per action)

Gathering up a teleportation belt, taking an super acceleration serum, and equipping a bomb resistant suit I position myself to get the component the exact moment the rocks are fully cleared. I don't dare leave the collection of the component to another or a free action, that's too much of a risk. (1 CP)

Entity wise orders a fairly standard, focus on cleaning up whatever PG remnants are left by the time the Neutral Phase rolls around. Rotaz, the Temporal Guardian, and the Hellfire Crystal Golem are ordered to be prepared to activate the survival plan I formed in the past. Fortunately, the items are all still here and the Temporal Guardian adds a new powerset to aid the operation.

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Temporal Guardian damage resistance increased to -1,000,000! +1 attack redirector to Rotaz!

Activating the bomb and using every last one of your remaining CP, you unleash a MASSIVE explosion! Of course, while Valla's explosion was volatile and uncontrolled, yours is much safer, designed using research to protect your allies while still getting the component. A few feathers are ruffled, but the component is yours!

You acquire the Ore of Orichalcum! Second out of three components needed to make the Power Lock! It should probably be held onto, if making the Power lock is any kind of objective of yours.

[0x]

This is factually false, by the way. Especially and specifically for Entities on the battlefield. Whenever one of them dies, it goes into the stasis machine, which has a simulation of heaven... but not the meh kind. The kind of heaven where the person gets whatever they want, including if that's not pale-yellow clouds with harps and golden gates.
I mention that via sparkly cyan paper airplane if it helps any.
[1x] with a tiny wiggle of the controls for the Portal Gun mode, a blue portal appears right below an orange portal, dropping the blob of pain from the wherever-it-is to the wherever-it-is. the next destination after that(IE, next round)? One of the taint's planets. It should take it some time to return from there.
<TL(somehow);DR: use portal gun mode again on blob.>
[1x]Now, I wouldn't have returned to the tunnel, because that's a terrible idea. In fact, none of my actions here are being-in-the-tunnel based. So, I am, in fact, still next to those three Godmodder Locks. Using that, I head over to where the Godmodder's running and grab their pants. The Godmodder's face freezes into a look of horror. No! The only way forwards is to leave their pants behind! and they can't go ahead without pants! maybe their belt would have stopped this travasty, but it's too late- and their backup belts, if they have them, are obviously much lower quality! Before he can counter with some scathing remarks about my methodology, I yank it back, causing the Godmodder to fall face-first! The impact of his nigh-indestructible nose to the floor would have split the land into a great ravine, were this not a tunnel formed by the architects. and were that not physically impossible. As the Godmodder rises from his great spill, his bleary eyes see bits of... is that human skin?... on the floor. does... does that mean he's turned into humpty dumpty? he had a great spill, and bits of his outer layer and cracking and falling... oh no! Before the Godmodder can read too much into it, he hears a chewing sound, and realizes it was actually a clementine peal. He turns around in rage at me for messing with him... right in time for me to spit the moldy clementine out! It catches him right on the nose, and he falls over trying to avoid it. with a grin, I tell him that if I get 20 stars i will simply walk into godmordor. but wait, I've already done that! Right as he starts to laugh at my foolishness, 19 burning masses of violently fusing hydrogen and helium in plasma form crash down from a vaguely oval-shaped distortion in the air above me, burning the Godmodder if they hit. I facepalm at his shock and lack of preparation.
I warned him about the stars, bro! I warned him!
Before he can recover, a flash comes from my hand on my face, and when I lower it, I realise something: My most hated fictional character, DLE!Pionoplayer? They're not my most hated thing after all! How could I be so foolish? No, my most hated thing ever is that vague region of air off to the side! Sadly, there's no way for me to destroy it- I vaguely remember trying and determining it's even harder then killing 9 godmodders in succession- But hey! The Godmodder looks Exactly like that vague region of air off to the side! (Weird how I can't see through him even though he's completely transparent...)
I wave at him, and the wind from that wave (And the never-ending assault of angels fighting back against him now that I've temporarilly halted his attack by the power of 'attack narration')is incredibly dangerous! Not to most people, but to the Godmodder's new air-based form! Oh, sure, he probably isn't actually made of air, but I don't know that! So, my player powers work hard to enforce a similar thing, making the Godmodder weak to wind temporarily! And he knows all of this (Somehow), so the Godmodder has to stop the wind! but how...
Before he can decide, everything stops.
a figure in a gnarled robe with a scythe steaming with blackness approaches him. Death. it raises its scythe as the room darkens, the murmers of the dead growing in intensity as it approaches. The Godmodder fires waves of energy, antimatter, of purple light, of raw Godmodding... nothing works.
Then it turns into confetti; it was just an illusion. The Godmodder realizes something: He's lost all his momentum! And...oh no! there's a wall of pure... charmzard... energy...
The Godmodder bursts out laughing! Charmzard energy? That's his power with some flavour added on top! What kind of idiot is he dealing with? Is this really JOE? He charges into the wall, preparing to gather its power into his own, when suddenly...
gun.
As it turns out, all the charmzard energy is actually a gun. a really big gun that happens to look like a wall of charmzard energy. gun is shoot. bang is make. boolet is hit.
bangingses.
The Godmodder goes oof. The Godmodder is thrown back. But there are no extra angels, right? so he can just walk right on back...
Wait, where are his pants?
Oh no!? His pants have been replaced by a stylish yet inconvenient robe?! whatever can he do!? he cannot run in such a stylish and tasteful, yet inconvenient robe?! If only he could take off this Stylish and tasteful, yet simultaneously inconvenient and constricting, robe!? but then he would be less stylish?! and being stylish is the most important thing!? so he has to keep this stylish, tasteful, and brightly-coloured, yet simultanously inconvenient, constricting, and itchy, robe?! and... Wait!?
The Stylish, tasteful, brightly coloured, and elegant, yet simultanously inconvenient, constricting, itchy, and heavy Robe's name has been getting one descriptor longer every time it gets brought up- and the pace is accelerating?! If he Godmodder can't get rid of the stylish, tasteful, brightly colored, elegant,good-smelling, and electrically conductive, yet simultaneously inconvenient, constricting, itchy, and complicated Robe soon, the name will become so long the Godmodder is slowed to a crawl!? But he can't just Get Rid of such a stylish, tasteful, brightly colored, elegant, good-smelling, electrically conductive, magical, and interesting, Robe, even if it simultanously inconvenient, constricting, itchy, complicated, heavy, and termite-infested?! Maybe if he gave JOE the stylish, tasteful, brightly colored, elegant, good-smelling, electrically conductive, magical, interesting, protective, masterwork of a robe, in order to force JOE to deal with its inconvenient, constricting, itchy, complicated, heavy, termite-infested,feromagnetic, skin-bonding, poisonous nature, and just put on his backup pants- no matter how sub-standard they are? Wait, skin-bonding? Oh no! Now the Godmodder can't take the robe off, and... It's Ferromagnetic, too? And the Godmodder left his giant super-magnet (Godmodding Guaranteed!) two intersections back to run faster! Well, as soon as this darned player stops messing with him, he can just... take it off. For now, a short break would be welcome anyway. It's pretty tiring, running headfirst into armies while yelling because of the immense quantity of fear "FIGHTING SPIRIT". Yeah, he'll just take a short break...
Wait, thinks the Godmodder as he gets pulled back to that giant super-magnet slightly faster then the angels can catch up, 'This darned player'? That's not what he would think! Well, probably. He knows who this player is! It's JOE, that guy who kept winning bets and landed a hit right before the Sealed Tank's forcefield went up! you know, the an/\AZING one! And since he's thinking thoughts he wouldn't think, that means this is a players narration! And that means...
His lack of active resistance is all part of the Plan! Well, not today! The Godmodder's going to fight back, and not let this guy push him around! Who does he think he is, anyway?! Yeah, While the Godmodder may be stuck in a stylish, tasteful, brightly colored, elegant, good-smelling, electrically conductive, magical, interesting, protective, masterwork, prismatic marvel of stupendous robe (which is simultanously inconvenient, constricting, itchy, complicated, heavy, termite-infesting, feromagnetic, skin-bonding, poisonous, mind-dulling, body-aging, and utterly terrifying)-
Wait, electrically conductive? When did... a while ago, apparently. Why's that on the good list? The Godmodder doesn't see what JOE's going for (needs editing ) herCZZZZTZZZTZ
Ugh. well, it didn't deal damage, luckily enough. The Godmodder blinks spots out of their eyes as they gather energy to destroy the magnet. Hey, what's that blob of energy fo- zworp. zworp. zworp.
zworp? is that a sound effect? well, it is now. Anyway!
A portal appears in front of the Godmodder. From what he can see- and that's everything of relevance, since he can tell the player isn't making things harder this time- The Portal blocks the entire tunnel ahead of him, and some of the walls. Looking through the shimmering blue field, he sees... a godmodder lock. from last round. JOE just doesn't quit, does he? Well, the Portal should just run out next round, and the Godmodder can always go around...
Wait. there were two other Zworps. What were those...
The Godmodder looks left. another portal. Right? Another. And those two portals are... a Lot longer then the other one. In fact, they seem to stretch... all the way back to the [AG] fight. How's that work when the exit surface is only a few meters? dunno, don't care. action Fiat. At another time, I might explain logic, but i don't feel like going that in depth.
At any rate, the Godmodder knows he can just go around next round. Maybe he will. maybe he won't. who knows?

<if needed, -2 CP for the other two portals. though give this is a use of the 'other things' part, I imagine it doesn't cost the same.>
<ACTION SUMMARY: Through a wide variety of methods, the Godmodder is knocked back a few corridors, distracted, annoyed, stalled, annoyed, given a stylish, (...) and prismatic, yet inconvenient (...)terrifying robe, annoyed, magnetised, annoyed, and finally, has a portal placed between him and the angels, leaving his only option busting through the three successive Godmodder Locks. or waiting a turn.
and annoyed.>

[1x] I walk to the next choke point past my portals, quintuple-confirm everything*, then start to deploy a Godmodder lock(I have one), while constantly quintuple-confirming everything* at least twice per nanosecond. I stop immediately if it shows up as false. I additionally repeat attempts until quintuple-confirmation of everything* every half-nanosecond shows up positive continually. I also do (1d20: 11) fakeout placements in case the Godmodder has a plan, and set up anti-saboteur, spacial locking, 3 decoys, a small field of molecularly tiled knives,and the cyan orb on standby, in addition to all the standard ways of countering, including godmodding detection and generic player powers to catch anything implicit. That's right, I do anything that is implicit by my level of stated preperations. mhm.

*everything means I confirm visual, audio,power signatures, universal coordinates, state of conciousness, angel-count, Godmodder position, reality plane,color of the sky, number of eggs in an apple, and every other bit of potentially-relevant information.

[1cp]
with a click, a one-way portal drops me back over to where the Godmodder is now, and I wave. He whirls on me as I land and sees me seemingly ignoring him, tinkering with the portal gun. I seem to have taped three spring rolls, a lug nut, two cellphones, and nine swords to it.
<to come; if incomplete, ignore?>

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The Blob of Pain gets re-portaled! It'll be out of your hair for another turn.

Godmodder SLAIN!

...The fake godmodder inside the fake tunnel with you, near the three godmodder locks, that is. The godmodder scoffs. Not ONCE did you mention whether you attacked the real or fake godmodder! Obviously!

Whilst trying to walk to the chokepoint past the Godmodder, you see the battlefield up ahead. Full of angel arrows and massive godmodder attacks, approaching would mean being far enough away from your entities to be unprotected! You'd get seriously injured! You call it off. Time to head back. You can't just go ahead of the current fight...

Action 1-3: I go to Jeff the Serial Killer and proceed to stab them multiple times in the back and Fire a very powerful laser designed to kill these types of people.

OOC: I was tired when I wrote this. the Monika story will be finished soon.

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Jeff the Serial Killer's eyes widen. You really think he's one of "those types of people"? Wow, Bill. Wait to reveal your inner serial-killer-ism. 4,000,000 damage!

Attack one of those 5 boses with my super mode(one with more than 85%health obviously )

The super mode's name, i keep forgetting even if i checked like a second ago
Wtf brain

Yess with all of my love for chaos and order
I attack
Used 2 cp

Use my last cp to sing a song that tickles godmodder entities
What happens bcos of this
Who knows

Also you might be wondering how can a song tickle
It just does okay
Nobody question this
It makes perfect sense

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Your Tempest fully HEALS the Giant memer crowd! +11,000,000 HP to them! But its alright, they'll still end up dead in the end, right?

The Final Boss, giggling, is tickled! Its totally ruining his stoic image! He loses 2 of his attacks this turn!

I use the machine to supercharge my offense, then use whatever actions I have left to channel energy into my fist.

"Y'all ready for this?"

My fist connects with Jeff the Killer, and he goes flying at mach 12. I punch him so hard, he rips through the veil separating reality, and gets torn between dimensions! For him, he drifts through the space between existences for eons, but for us, it's only six minutes. He steadily picks up speed during this time, before suddenly being expelled back into our reality, conveniently in the direction of my fist. He slams into my fist as mach 21, and has his very soul struck from his body!

"You're a terrible creepypasta, Jeff! TERRIBLE!"

Click to shrink...

That's... well, this Tribulation is ending soon, so I'm granting temporary acceptance to this Machine usage.

10,000,000 damage to Jeff the Killer! Eons of drifting will soften a guy up. Or in Jeff's case, allow BURNING RAGE to have too much time to fester! Jeff the Killer is angrier than ever!

(Action!)(3 Charges)
(FOCUS)(Disco-Squaring!)
Brushing off some disco dancing moves, like, literally taking a brush and brushing the physical formation of the moves. I start compacting them into a phonograph and dip in some of the most liquefied 90s disco music I can find, giving the vinyl record a rainbow of neon colors. Grasping the disc, I pull and have pulled out a second disc from it and have it spinning the disc in my hands, letting out a funky whistle and making heads to start bopping as funk seeps out from the activation of the Supermode. The aura funk seeps into the rules of the world and soon the environment changes around me. The space around me get's dimmer, the entities and That-Random-Guy starts feeling the need to move and a rhythm settles in place for what's to come.

Suddenly, a Neon DJ set manifest and with a smooth toss, the 2 Disco Vinyl slides into the turntable with me already there. The slow groove starts to get more noticeable as neon disco panels replace the track we're on. Entities have already paused to take in as souls of the entities are quickly getting to move around That-Random-Guy. 3 Great Disco Balls hang in the darkened air-space as the Disco Floor expands around That-Random-Guy and giving him the spotlight and Disco Buns moving out of the entity disco Mob to back him up and acting as backup dancers. The Dance floor field expands to ludicrous levels and starts to host its own field of effects, everything lets off some form of neon light and a physical misty "groove" and with That-Random-Guy intent, his targets will be surrounded by the dimmed surrounding and Neon light, forced to move to his rhythm.

"THAT RANDOM GUY! The Stage is set! now go and give them A DISCO NIGHT THAT THEY WON'T FORGET!"

(Orders!)
Just another turn with the Buns and them smacking around more weakened PG armies.
... Except the Rice Temple called in and vomits out a concentrated laser of rice.

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That_Random_Guy feels the need... to use the power... of DISCO! GO, THAT_RANDOM_GUY! USE YOUR x3 DAMAGE AND OBLITERATE ALL OBSTACLES!

OOC: limitations of touch-typing on phone? Whataredose?!?! On a more serious note, the pint of this is to wipe the field of PG entities. I am not specifying in great detail how CP is being divided between my 3 actions a turn because sufficient CP is being dedicated, and this is hardly a case of there being 7 different entities each of which require a different number of CP, two of which require a specific form of damage to die and one of which is only hurt by prime numbers of damage. That would be absurd.

I am totally doing that if I ever QM a DTG game.

Anyways! (See bottom for objective details)

Opening Flavortext​

Hypothetically speaking, there could be a world where, in short, the Left Behind Books were true. Additionally it is possible for certain forms of clever trickery to no-sell the Second Coming, as long as the last carpenter of Nazareth is kept in a vacuum-sealed enclosure, et cetera, et cetera. (I doubt you want to hear about the esoteric uses of Heterodyning plasma speakers.) Logically, the next thing they did was start working on a deicide device. (Among many other things, like rebuilding civilization, but that's another story.)

Here's the basic principle: get a projectile up to a significant fraction of C while in atmo, and you have a very bad day. Start things with enough of an electrical kick, you can clear a path by ionic repulsion. Not usually feasible, since actually moving or aiming such a system was problematic, to say nothing of trying to have a second shot at all, let alone in a useful timeframe. But with one target, and one shot? Not so much of a problem. So the Very Bad Day of copious plasma starts well beyond the end of the barrel, and if you get it right in the face of the face of your target. Now add a substantial portion of your average Earth's nuclear arsenal. Now add on the best efforts of hundreds of different disciplines of Narrative Casuality manipulation. (Call it magic, and you'll be wrong only in the ways that don't matter right now.) Remove the concentrated physics-stabilizing circuitry (that's only there to make the thing work properly in the specialist conditions of Heaven), replace with osmium for extra punch, put in a few extra tricks of mine to efficiently utilize the overblast and paint the name Chekov's Gun in the side. You'll be seeing more of it.

57 CP Divided among 3 Actions + Disco!

Time for a tea party.

A MURDER MYSTERY tea party.

Someone, never mind who, hosts a very short tea party, with the game CLUE to play, for all the PG entities not preoccupied. preoccupied with what, you say? Well. The Final Boss was going to show up, but alas, he got distracted.

He tripped over a wild herd of Ambulatory Area 51 cosplay, you see. Then the Memer Crowd noticed, got totally the wrong idea, and now the main entertainment is watching it firstly struggle free, secondly remove some stray memers from it's clothing, and now, just now, it's chewing them out.

Its quite impressive, especially from this perspective on a platform hovering a little ways above it's head.

Anyways, everyone must now go to their duties, (no one would accept a invitation to a long tea party, not at a time like this), so the host nips off for a second to grab a few for chocolate scones for the road.

Huh. What's that noise?

It's . . .

A DISCO PARTY!!!

Beneath their feet, the platform expanded sideways 6 fold!

A disco ball appears in the air!

Everyone's limbs are dragged along with the dance. (As per Winkins assistance)

The First, the Final Boss, a HORDE of Memers, all are drawn into the dance.

[insert cool stuff here because I can only do so much on a Phone the night before I have to get up at OhGodWhy to catch a plane]

At long last, the final move occurs! The Host (secretly me) flies ever upward, the AG entities spiral outward to the ground, and the PG entities cluster in the center, surrounded by concentric circles of excited Memers wearing alien suits. (They were the main reason none of the other [PG] entities could dance their way off the stage, what with them being in the way.)

From above, they look like a giant painted target.

I fire the one and only Chekov's (Rail)gun at its center.

I'll leave the explosion to your minds eye.

All the Memers who got tired early are caught by the shockwave.

So it is the Godmodder's final army (give or take the ones who'll be scrambled or caught by the New SoulRazers) dies at the climax of a giant song-and-dance number.

OOC: objectives is to kill Final Boss, Memer Crowd, First, GTAH, and Station Attendant. As I clumsily say above, I feel there's no need in the circumstance to specifically divide up CP so as to deal enough damage to each. 60 million times 3 is plenty enough\

Edit: slightly reduced CP because of all the others doing things to kill my targets

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The PG Party is at its swing. Conversation flows through the ranks. With the HP between all their big hitters, its a sure thing that they'll be able to buy one more turn. They'll die for sure the next turn, so why NOT take a moment for a disco party?

As the dancing and celebration is at its height, few notice a lone figure appearing above. And even if they did, its only the host. What's the cause for concern?

The cause for concern is, of course, the imminent murder of everybody.

Final boss slain! He tumbles over, shocked. Not even one chance to use his attack!

The First slain!

Giant Memer crowd slain!

God-Tier Anti-Hero slain! He takes a knee as he fades away... Reincarnation... the stasis machine... whatever... he'll have a second chance. He smiles as he goes.

The [PG] Army is crippled, and on the verge of defeat! They're ready to be eliminated!

'Right, Looks like this is the final push!' I think to myself somewhat excitedly as I look over the field and try to pick out targets to help assist with. 'Seems like Final Boss is probably the best one to try and do in as they have a lot of health.' I note to myself as I see multiple other players start to hammer Final Boss with attack after attack. 'Then again that health probably won't last them long. Well seems best to try and help the boss into in early grave.'

Observing Final Boss I start to form a mental plan of attack to carry out. 'Bullets probably will not be as effective on them unlike other past enemies.' I think to myself as I kneel down and look through the contents of my bag. Shifting past items until something catches my eyes. 'But I suspect that a big enough blast at close enough range will do a fair deal of damage to them and perhaps do them in or at least cause enough damage for then someone else to finish them off.' I think to myself as I pull out a pack of C4 demolition charges and look into the bag at other pyrotechnics.


-Meanwhile with the Final Boss-

Victory was at hand, all their master needed was just a little bit more time and reality would be the Godmodder's! why can't these fools see that it is the best outcome for all in this forsaken existence! The Final Boss thought to itself as more and more blows rained down upon it. No matter we shall hold until the end and The Godmodder is successful!' Just as it finished that thought they saw eight players start rushing them at the same time. No, not eight, just eight clones of a single player. They must be trying to scatter my attention among themselves as the real one does something else! No matter They will all be destroyed regardless.

Lifting up their mighty Plasma Sword and Sun Shield, The Final Boss performed a swing with their sword slashing the air and suddenly from where they slashed a wave of super-heated plasma shot forth towards the clones. All but two of the clones are able to dodge and the two that were struck are incinerated instantly leaving only scorch marks behind on the ground.

The remaining 6 start firing at The Final Boss, Clone 1 is using a heavy belt-fed machine gun and is peppering The Final Boss with a hailstorm of 50 caliber bullets, although all this does is bounce harmlessly off the Final Boss's Godmodderuim Plate Armor, Clone 2 and 3 and firing a pair of rapidly reloading rocket launchers but the rockets are blocked by the Final Bosses Sun Shield which just super-heats the rockets as they get close and cause them to detonated too early cause any harm. Clone 4 is Running from spot to spot and quickly firing off a Anti material rifle at the Final Boss whenever they stop running for a moment before then moving again. The Final Boss of course just dodges to the side every time with the agility that the Godmodder saw fit to bestow upon the Final Boss!

Clone 5 is using an gravitational device of some sort that emits a blue beam to try and keep The Final Boss's Plasma Sword restrained with the blue beam attaching itself to the sword. No matter the Final Boss just uses the tractor beam feature that the Godmodder installed on the Plasma Sword for just such a eventuality. Quickly both the gravitational device and clone 5 and pulled towards the final boss and with a quick slice the device was gone although the clone just manages to just escape the pull of the tractor beam but it mattered little as the Final boss was just able to bash said clone with the Sun Shield which incinerated the left half of the clone's body.

The 6th Clone was firing a six barreled grenade Launcher that was most certainly firing more grenades then it had barrels, the dirty cheat. Of course the the Final boss was just able to either dodge the shots or block them with Their Sun Shield during the brief pauses of rocket fire from the other two clones. Please, Is this the best you got? The Final boss thought to their-self.

With blinding speed the Final Boss appeared next to Clone 1 and before the Clone could react he was crushed underfoot by the Final boss and then the Clone's broken body was punted a few 100 miles into the distance. With just as much a swiftness of motion the Final boss blocked the rocket and anti material rounds with their Sun Shield. 2 down 4 more to go, lets make the next 2 interesting. The Final Boss thought to them self.

With another burst of speed the Final boss was next to Clone's 2 and 3 and with a snicker snack the Plasma Sword went and left 2 in twain and 3 bereft of arms and with a chortled 3 sounded his last as the Final Boss hued off their head with single snack and went galumphing towards Clone 4.

Clone 4 managed to dodge the sudden appearance of the Final Boss's Plasma sword as it just missed by a few inches but still felt the heat radiate off of it which was enough to probably set fire to one's hair if one was to stay close to it for more then a few moments. Clone 6 quickly started firing his grenade launcher in a attempt to push the final boss back and away from Clone 4. Quickly Clone 4 attempted to dash away as the Final boss re-positioned their Sun Shield to block the incoming explosives but was stopped short as he felt the tug of the tractor beam and was quickly pulled back towards the Final boss and straight into the plasma sword resulting in the clone in being sliced down the middle and sending the two remaining sections flying into the back of the Sun shield which it's intense heat guaranteed that no trace would be left of the body.

Turning towards the 6th and final Clone The Final Boss started marching towards him and used their shield to block volley after volley of grenades as they got closer and closer. At around the halfway mark between the two the 6th Clone attempt to pull back and the Final Boss decided it had enough and rushed forward and with the first slash it took off both of Clone 6's legs and with a 2nd slash took off his right arm and just as the clone fell to the ground the Final Boss stabbed his Plasma sword into the sternum of the Clone and impaled him into the ground.

Looking down at the Clone The Final Boss saw him squirm and gasp for breath before starting to still. The last thing the Clone did was to look up at the Final Boss and with the remaining left hand raised it up to the Final boss and give a single finger salute before the last of the clone's strength left him and he expired.

Typical, now just ne- Before the Final Boss could finish their through they felt something large being shoved into the gap between their helm and the Cuirass of their plate armor from the back. With lightening speed the Final Boss reacted and swatted away the attacker, Sending them sailing off into the air and crashing into the ground some distance away. The Final Boss could feel something large now stuck inside the back of their plate armor but could not reach it. momentarily looking towards who or what they just swatted away they saw a Player getting back up and in their right hand was a detonator.

-Meanwhile back with Captain.Cat-

'Ow, that hurt!' I complain to myself as I roll unto my stomach and start to force myself to get back up. 'Please tell me I did not los- Oh Good I have it.' I think to myself as I look into my hand and see I still have the detonator. Looking up I see the Final boss some distance away from me looking back with a unreadable expression due to their helm but if I had to guess a far from happy one. I can see that they are already starting to move towards me with extreme speed, But nowhere near enough to outpace a remote radio signal. With a click of a button the signal travels to the pack that I had stuffed with enough C4, TNT and high powered fireworks to probably make Michael bay blush, and to top it all off all that explosive force was contained inside a suit of nigh-indestructible plate armor with nowhere to go but towards it's still durable but not as indestructible occupant.

With a deafening boom I see the Final Boss get launched into the ground with enough force to leave a noticeable impression on the ground that it slammed into. 'Well if it does not kill them it will most certainly have hurt them.' I think to myself. (36+3 CP gained from this turn all of which is to damage the Final Boss)

(OOC: Sleep is for the weak!)

Click to shrink...

The Final Boss being slain, the next most important target is Jeff the Serial Killer! Your clones and C4 harass him instead! And to be frank... he never stood a chance.

46,000,000 damage to Jeff the Killer! Jeff the Serial Killer slain!

There are only 2 major PG entities left - the Blocker, sense of impending doom, and Trainee!

The quiet watcher decides to use the Machine. His choice is simple. He goes with Defense, and his word was Time. After all, all of them could really use it.

With that done, he moves on to carry out something rather simple: Talking to the Anti-Hero.

He starts out with pointing out that the Godmodder was out to effectively end existence by way of erasing everyone. The act of working towards such a goal by itself would make anyone evil, though in the Anti-Hero's case it would be an evil by design. He then points out that he's standing against the rag-tag team of fools that have a one-in-a-million chance of succeeding, and that by narrative conventions he's going to fail horribly, and most likely leave no one on his side standing at the end of it. The Anti-Hero really only had two choices. He could choose to Starscream, and live another day when the Godmodder was eventually defeated, or he could stand and fight, and let the narrative crush him completely. There was no true third choice, for the narrative at this point has stripped all other possibilities away from all of us.

As he turns and leaves the Anti-Hero to his thoughts, he takes Jeff the Killer and slams him into the near-infinite flood of horrible Creepypastas that have him in them before stranding him there, leaving him buried deeply inside the Creepypasta dimension with the horrific fate of needing to read his way out.

Click to shrink...

SUPER MODE ACTIVATED! Defense + Time! You get The World!

The World allows you to, using 2 actions, imbue an entity with the ability to stop time for a moment! This gives them a 100% dodge rate as they can easily move out of the way of any attack!

Unfortunately, as Tribulation 4 is about to end, Machine powers are about to be useless...

Alastair_Dragovich's action allows you to speak with the Anti-Hero before he dies. You get him to agree, but he sees a third option; to die and try again. The life he's lived... he can't cleanse his past sins. In another life, he might be able to start over. That is his hope.

I charge 2 CP and give the LIVE Space Station an attack shield.

Sorry, but I'm too busy IRL to make a 'proper' post. Hopefully next round I'll be able to hit hard.

Click to shrink...

+1 attack shield!

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The remaining PG entities stand firm. Only the Sense of Impending Doom, Trainee, and Big Laser Damage Blocker are next. This is the end.

Cera: Right, we'll be on standby over here! If anything survives, we'll take it out.

Jamie: Roger!

Quinn: Soulrazers, go!

Several grey-colored ships move in, and light up the other side of the field with beautiful blue lasers! Under the cumulative assualt, the Big Damage laser Blocker is reduced to a mound of sand! The Trainee has had little time to grow and evolve, and despite their best efforts is utterly unable to dodge the lasers!

Big damage laser blocker and trainee slain!

Josuke rushes up, armed with Eternalstruggle's 20-billion-damage-laser! Screaming about sending them to hell (however little point there is to that now), he FIRES!

The laser streaks across the field! The Sense of Impeding Doom wasn't really physically present, but just SEEING such a powerful laser firing is enough for everyone to feel less doomed than ever! Sense of Impending Doom slain!

The [AG] Army rushes forward, ready to clean up. There's no need. Everybody's gone.

The 50-man [PG] army is eliminated.


(Somewhere off in a distant Plane, the Blob of Pain decides to lay low until this whole thing blows over. Loyalty only goes so far.)

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The AG Army rushes forward, their path totally clear. With nothing standing in their way, and no more reinforcements en route, you quickly catch up to the godmodder.

Ash: 50 entities. 50 of the strongest entities any Player has ever faced. Each one an impossible boss in its own right.

Ash: And we killed them all. In fact, they didn't stand a chance.

Ash: I don't think entities will ever be a problem for us again.

You reach the Godmodder. For a moment, everything is still.

Cloak: Godmodder, move one inch and you die!

Jamie: He has 1 HP left... we can do this!

Altair: Don't monologue! Hit him NOW!

Everybody starts preparing their attacks! If everybody launches an attack at once, the Godmodder can't conceivably block every single one! And even if he could, he couldn't fight through the angels at the same time!

The Angels stand firm, ready to prevent the Godmodder from moving forward.

For his own part, the Godmodder is standing still. He feels his Descended powers returning.

The Godmodder: One more minute... I only needed one more minute...!

He's facing away from you. But if you could see the look of despair on his face, it would bring pure joy to your heart.

Quinn: DIE, GODMODDER!

Something flickers in the Godmodder's memory. At the last moment, his face of despair twists into a smirk. Nobody notices.

All at once, a massive flurry of attacks light up the area! It becomes incredibly hard to make out the contributions of individual Players, as flashing lights erupt, all concentrated at one central location; the Godmodder himself!

The attack goes on for a full minute, and the light becomes so blinding, the angels are forced to cover their eyes! You see a figure in the center, standing out amidst all the lights... they are being absolutely roasted, absolutely vaporized, every attack striking, each more painful, more devastating than the last!

The attacks stop! The dust clears! And... and... wait...

...No...

[1x]Wrenching myself away from the funnel entrance, I quickly and quietly set up invisible funneling cones at point in the tunnel immediately ahead of where the Players are, and shortly behind where the Godmodder is. The invisible cones funnel all energy that hits them to one central point, and don't let any past.

[1x]I brew a potion of Speed II and throw it on the Godmodder, and also give him the Shiekah suit from Breath of the Wild for stealth.

[1x]As the Godmodder moves, I place down an exact carbon-copy of him (lifeless of course), too fast for the Players to notice. This will take place .01 seconds before the Players start the attack.

[1cp]Breaking out of the capsule with sheer willpower, sustaining any necessary injuries in the process, I move to the central point the funneling cones are at, body-blocking all attacks aimed at the Godmodder.

Click to shrink...

Arsenical's beaten body falls to the ground, with far too many holes. Behind him, the copy of the Godmodder crumples.

Last debt action expended.

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[Moniker]

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Altair sprints ahead, a look of pure determination on his face. Jamie, Cera, and Ash gather around Arsenical.

Jamie: Is he... is he...

Cera: No, he's... still alive, but badly injured. The entity invulnerability protected him... a little...

... A moment of silence ...

Cera: Players! Go! Just go!

Cera: We'll take care of Arsenical! Get the Godmodder!

The angels parting to make way, all of you dash through the remaining few % of the defenses! Judging by the looks on the angel's faces, you already know what you'll find at the end...

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The remaining angels stare at the closed entryway, a shimmering magenta forcefield preventing entry. Outside, Altair pounds on the field with his bare fists, sending jolts of power into it. It does nothing.

As the Players catch up, the Godmodder stares out the exit, a smug smile on his face. Once you launched the attack, you had already lost. While you were beating the crap out of Arsenical, the Godmodder had an entire minute to get to this point without interruption. The first 30 seconds had been spent dodging the angels as they were distracted by the pretty light show. The next 15 seconds were spent pressing 'A' 2,000 times, the Godmodder's lightning-quick reflexes easily enabling mass key tapping. The final 15 seconds were spent admiring himself in the mirror.

The Godmodder tries to say something. You don't hear. The forcefield blocks all sound. You can probably guess the gist of what he's saying. It's a taunt.

Altair is breathing heavily. He's pounding on the door so hard, Player powers or no, his fists are beginning to bleed.

He stops, and looks at the sky.

Altair: AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

He slows down, panting.

Altair: We were... THIS close...

Altair: I'm sorry... I didn't realize until just now... how BADLY I wanted to...

Altair: I...


...


Examining the entryway, there's a small display above it in Omnispeech.

"CONGRATULATIONS - TRIBULATION 4 COMPLETED - THIS POD DISPATCHING TO HEAVEN SHORTLY"

It might be useless, but as a group, you say it anyway.

Staring the godmodder down through the barrier, you point and say:

We WILL kill you, Godmodder. No matter what obstacles you set in our way, what last-minute BS you pull. You will lose, and you will die.

The Godmodder smiles. Evidently, he thinks your threats have little weight.

Soon, we will see who's right.

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TRIBULATION 4 COMPLETE!

Thanks to your extra-amazing speedy 100% completion, you have ensured:
-A weaker Godmodder in a final battle (if it comes to that)
-A small number of the angels have survived, rather than being completely wiped out. They may help in whatever challenge comes next.
-The Godmodder has lost his debt chip, and will not be able to use it in the future.

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THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

ITINERARY:
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Minor Tasks:


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DISTANCE: 102/102%

[AG]Altair - CP: 15

[V]Heal Block (No AG/N entities can be healed!)

[AG]THE MACHINE (Use to gain a super mode for 3 turns!)(Select offense, defense, or utility as a focus; then any word as your specialty!)

[AG - Winkins]Winkin's forces: TA: 3,940,000 (2,000,000 shield!)
Bun prince/princess: 1,000,000 x 2 HP, 50,000 x 2A (20% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack)(protected first by the shield buns then the knights)
Bun knights: 50,000 x 92 HP, 20,000 x 92A (15% dodge rate)(+5/turn)
Fortified Rice Temple(Gives +200,000 HP/turn, -500,000 damage from all attacks, and +100,000A (collective) to Winkins-owned entities)(needs to be killed in one hit, dies to 10M+ damage hits)
Specials: Rice Festival(+100KHP/50KA) - 1/4, Rice BEAM(500,000 damage) - 5/5 - Great Rice Barrier(+2M HP shield to all Winkins') - 0/6

[AG - Daskter]You can count on Osttruppen, no really you can!: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP, 250,000A
Pioneers: 10,000 x 100 HP, 5,000 x 100A (can heal)
Line Gun: 100,000 x 25 HP(guarding Pioneers/Panzers)

[AG - Cephalos Jr.]Red Army Swordsman: 100% intact! Duel!+1A (-20% intactness per turn in a duel)(well-trained, wins duels fast)(RECUPERATE)

[AG]The Dark One, -----/----- HP, 500,000 x 5A, Special: Revelation: 4/4, RP: 0

[AG - CompTIA]LIVE Space Station(has emergency thrusters - saves from one deadly attack!)(Enhanced Production capacity)(Point defense - 25% chance to null attacks)(protected from 3 attacks)
Ship AI panel(current AI: CompTIA)
PROTECTION SUMMARY: Shield that blocks first 1,000,000 of damage!
WEAPONRY SUMMARY: 1,300,000
Quadcopters: 10,000 x 100 HP, 5,000 x 100A (guarding LIVE Space Station)(Max: 100)(+10/turn)
Space engineers: 1,000 x 5,000 HP (Can boost any one piece of the Space Station to be twice as effective for a turn)
Prism: 50,000 x 134 + 500,000 HP(guarding all)(originally JOEbob's)
Shield Battery: 300,000 HP (can shield up to 2 entities for +500,000 HP, shielding lost if Shield Battery dies)(originally JOEbob's)
[AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]King DDD: Perfect HP, Perfect! A (Is perfect)

[AG - DragonofHope]Ash Aragami: 5,000,000 + 700,000 HP, 3,000,000A (+35 Aragami/turn) + Shield Core: 300,000 HP (projects 700,000 HP shield)(deals 500,000 damage back to attackers)

[AG - EternalStruggle]Apex Fleet: TA: 12,550,000
The Apex: 5,000,000/5,000,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A (-1,000,000 damage from all attacks)(Fleet Beacon - Each turn, increase a specific unit type of ES's choice by 25%, rounded up to the nearest round number)
Attack frigates: 10,000 x 2,125 HP, 3,000 x 2,125A (10% dodge rate)
Spectral Lord: 400,000 x 75 HP, 4/4 charge (currently charging)(50,000A when not charging)
Attack drone: 1 x 1,000 HP + 4,000,000 HP, 2,000 x 1,000A

[AG]Well of Radiance (stand here to be healed and buffed!)

[AG]God of Magic and Knowledge: 50,000,000 HP, 10,000,000A/LearnAbout!A (can use regular attack or Learn About)(Minor God)(Boss)

[AG]Josuke: 25,500,000 HP, +20,000,000 x 3A (Elite)(Tri-Shield Buster)

[AG]Psychic Overlord II: 9,000,000/9,000,000 HP, 3,500,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 2/2, Special: OMLDC: 5/5 (When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x15 damage)(Boss)(+300,000 HP/turn)

[AG]TOG XXXXII: 98,000,000/98,000,000 HP + 1 permashield, 35,500,000 x 2A (1 Retcon Shell remaining!)(Boss)(+1,250,000 HP/turn)(can overkill up to 5,000,000 damage)(Godmodder attack shield, blocks 1 attempt at Direct Godmodder Influence)(+1,000,000A/turn until 5.29e14A)(gaining buffs after every Player attack for 1!)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]CaptainNZZZ's stuff (everybody guarded by Servitors!)
Temporal Guardian II: 30,000,000/30,000,000 HP, 8,000,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: 2/2 (-1,000,000 damage from all attacks)(25% dodge rate+1 Auto Dodge)(+2,000,000 HP per turn)(miniboss+status effect resistance)(poison resistant)(has spatial warping necklace - saves from fatal blow)
Mark III Tactical Flashbang: 650,000/650,000 HP, 250,000 x 2A (extra damage against hordes)(stuns hit enemies up to minibosses for 1 turn!)(reduces hit enemy accuracy by 20%!)(50% dodge rate)(-100,000 damage from all attacks)(+5,000 HP/turn)(1 last chance-save)
Magitek servitor factory: 700,000/700,000 HP, +200,000A, +40 Servitor/turn (+5% accuracy)(40% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)
Servitors: 10,000 x 740, 5,000 x 740A(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(1 attack redirector)(protected from 1 attack)
Hellfire Crystal Golem: 2,000,000/2,000,000 HP, 100,000A (protected from 1 attack... IN STYLE!)(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Rune-cast powers)(Phase-shift cloak powers)(Dimension warping powers)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)

[SR]The Last Duelist
IDLING ALLIES:
Tassadar: 4,000,000/4,000,000 HP, 375,000 x 4A, Special: Laser Incision: 2/5 (30% dodge rate)(Totem of Life Unended - when entity dies, puts them into "unended" mode, where HP decays by 50% until healing surpasses it)(+125,000A per turn until 62,500,000,000)(toxic, -2M HP/turn for 3!
[N]Fennie: 3,000,000/3,000,000 HP, 155,000 x 10A(-1,000,000 damage from all attacks, +500,000 HP/turn)(super extra damage against snakes)(Miniboss)(protecting Disco-Chan)(protected from 4 attacks)
Prism Deployer: 200,000 HP (+10 Prism/turn)(originally JOEbob's)(protected from 3 attack)
Disco-Chan: 1,500,000 HP, 200,000 x 2A, Special: Disco Squares: 1/3 (repels darkness!)
Rotaz+1: 350,000/350,000 HP(engineer)(+5% accuracy)(50% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Dimensional and Space Emergency Button)(Telaport, saves from lethal hit)(1 attack redirector)



Player list:

Spoiler

Alastair Dragovich - CP: 0 (X-Blade (use to protect one Player from death once!))
Bill Nye - CP: 0 (has super sharp gold sword - 3 power left, burny iron sword - 3 power left, bow and arrow - 3 power)
Captain.cat - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)(has 1 Boost Stone)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)(has Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Overpowering Poison+1, Remnant crypt energy, EMP, Mopium, Godmodder Tracker V1.0, always-hit-Monocle)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 0 (has Cybil's blood sample, anti-infantry railgun, pocket reactor(1 power), power armor)
Crusher48 - CP: 0 (Has Tactician Soul in a Bottle, Scanner Cannon)
Dangan_Machin - CP: 0
Daskter - CP: 0
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 0 (Espionage ghost)(Goopcalibur - 25+15 Power + Goop effects!)(Extra Goopcalibur power is used when attacking)
Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 15
Ender_Smirk - CP: 9 (has Shadow Agitator)
[N+1]EternalStruggle - CP: 0
Exoskeletal65 - CP: 0
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 0 (has bag of nine-sided die)
General_Urist - CP: 5 (Shotgun of Dope - 1 power left, attack debuffs whoever it hits)
GoldHero101 - CP: 0 (has Ultimo Durana(4 power left, Self damage ticket))
I'mTotallyNot-R.O.B - CP: 0 (has Super Soldier Serum)
[N+2]Joebobobob - CP: 25 (has nice bed, infinite charmzard energy, 2 Boost Stones, cyan orb(1 power) 1 Cleansed (?) Multiplier Orb, Something, 1 Godmodder lock)
Karpinsky - CP: 3
Krill13 - CP: 23
Moonstar101 - CP: 0
O.R.I.G.I.N. - CP: 0
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 0 (BUFFNESS, Save Point: Empty)
Pionoplayer - CP: 0
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 8
Strider626 - CP: 2
That-Random-Guy - CP: 43 (protected from 1 attack)(has Echolocation)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 14 (has grenades, Antimatter bullet))
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 16
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]The Ego - CP: 1 (+10,000 HP sword, Delicious cake, one use of Somno powers, Player Eye, Player Knife, RGB control panel(has red, green, blue buttons), four-leaf clover)
Vylad - CP: 8 (wearing Impervium Armour, protects from damage!)(has Wound healer, Coin Flipper)
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 1 (has Mook Kill Switch, more of a BBB, +1,000A Iron sword, 10,000 damage token, 1 Multiplier Orb, greatsword, 1 Godmodder Lock)

Player Inventory:
Bonfire(3 uses left)(Spend your entire turn resting here to heal)
Ultimate Orb of Shielding(+1 attack shield to everything on field)
Orb of Resurrection (Revives one dead allied entity at full strength)
Godmodding Vol. 1
Medkit x 2, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Bravely Default Asterisks(mirror asterisk has 30 million damage laser special, 0% repaired), Mirror Frame, Black Filling
Charge Booster (damage: 7/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Celestial Guidance(2 uses left)
CP Converter
100,000 CP Crystal
Powerful Callback Greatsword
Ore of Orichalcum
Godmodder Soul Orb

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Right now, all is calm. It's some of the last calm you're going to get.


OOC:
Over the next few days, several storyposts will drop to herald the approach of the Fifth Tribulation.

During that time, you may wrap up roleplay things, expend your actions (though there isn't much to expend them on), talk to NPCs, and generally take a break. Seriously, you've earned a breather period. You just won a MASSIVE battle! Really - great job. You all did even better than expected. I thought for sure that this challenge of all things would actually give you trouble. Clearly I was wrong.

With this, all entity battles in DefTG are finished. Soon, the fates of your entities will be resolved. In the future, entities, CP, charging... those things just won't be a factor anymore. You do not need to make a post saying "I charge 3 CP".

We're entering the endgame.

 

[Moniker]

I take the vial of toxins I had taken from the Ash Aragami, and infuse Excalibur with it, giving Excalibur the ability to poison enemies that it hits. As for how we almost killed the Godmodder, well, I don't really have anything to say about that, if anyone was wondering.

Click to shrink...

Excalibur now has POISON powers! For what it's worth.

[1x] I should still have portal gun supermode, so I take the gun and put it in a sort of pseudo-spacial temporal-manipulating stasis, removing it for now but leaving it open for later, once.
[1x + infinite charmzard energy + 9 CP + something]
<Summary- placed here because moniker apparently didn't even read the summary fully last time:
Upgrade stasis machine with infinite space(or rather, exponentially rising space), infinite simulations (rising with total space), a perpetual power source of unlimitted magnitude (charmzard energy), the incomprehensibility of Something (which is prophetically Proven to be genuinely useful for something for reasons I forget) as a defence against all attacks on it, and a general giant tuneup. >
I head over to the eternal stasis machine and start some final upgrades. First, I magnify the capacity- a lower fidelity simulation will be available to anyone in range, until it runs out of space in the new backup tank (A tank made of a plastic water bottle in a plastic water bottle in a plastic water bottle in a plastic water bottle, this impossible nesting giving it an immensely magnified storage capacity easily on par with whole planets. Additionally, I place within the resources to create another 914 plastic water bottles, extending the space significantly, and have a 'stasiffier and mind connector' setup over the entire bottle (it's an easy range to cover, given it's only the size of a plastic water bottle). ). Then, I set up a perpetual power source. infinite charmzard energy is infinity charmzard energy, leaving no limitter on the machine's runtime or size. Lastly, I put it all inside of Something,making it impossible to attack due to the incomprehensibility of Something distrcting any who see it. Note that Something is prophetically proven to be useful for, well, something, with usefulness Exceeding 10C at minimum, though I forget the details.
After all that, I shovel some taint onto it so it can snowball if all goes well, direct the Taint not to do anything the entire aggregate contents of the Simulation (specifically including the simulation of me which I uploaded to manage this sort of thing) tells it not to do, and give the machine itself a giant tuneup. It was 1 action at trivial Player Power; it's going to be going up thousands of times or maybe just about 3 if it's by CP or maybe just x3 or so if it's by action opportunities or maybe x2 if it's pure shenanigans or maybe more if mine ar good anyway yeah.

Click to shrink...

JOEbob. You can't store your own super mode. No. Bad JOEbob. *squirts with water sprayer*

A warning text box appears.

"Are you sure you want to perform this action? It might not be a very good idea!"

It's possible that this is caused by only one part of your stasis machine upgrade. Do you click past the warning and do it anyway?

I close my eyes and breath... a sigh of relief. What a fucking time to realize that. When I launched the Giga Drill Break, I had my attack veer off at the last second. It's probably why Arsenical wasn't just fucking killed outright.

Why the hell was I trying to kill the Godmodder? I mean, trying omnicide right down to the soul was a good excuse. Fuck, I thought I would have the nerve if everyone's souls were on the line!

Why am I choking now?

...I've killed...

I take an indefinite amount of time to work through that. Thankfully working shit out with the Darkness helped expedite the process.

I pull out my X-Blade. A magnificent tool. Literal wars have been fought over the damn thing.

...what about the Ansem Lab I was in during that one post? What about all the other Kingdom Hearts reference attacks? What about all of the stuff that Players have made that now are just.... stalled out.

...I wanted to create a specific entity. They would perform the last Action/orders I gave them.

There was only one task for anything I create now. I turn to That-Random-Guy .

"Hey, mind reinforcing what I'm going to make? It's... a mix of personal desire and helping all of those people and places that were discarded by the Player Power inertia running out."

First, I research the X-Blade. I understand the metals and magics within it. They are part of the Heart. I do this for a full Action.

Next, I proceed to use the raw power as a Player at my disposal and weave a vessel out of similar metals. It is of circuitry and all the bits and bobs needed to make it move on its own when given a power source. I carefully make it as realistic and functional as possible. Thankfully, the nature of the Keyblade means that, in a pinch, as long as a Heart is connected to this metal, it'll move through sheer willpower alone.

Finally...

Well, we're on our way to Heaven, to this Reality's version of God.

....after I finish the Main Body, which is the definition of 'Anime Android Girl', I realize I have no CP of my own to use, even if I get some help with the project. So I've got a choice.

I can delve deep and find out my origins with my last Action, or I can finish her. And to finish her...

I need a genuine Heart. Or, not using Kingdom Heart's terminology...

I need a Soul. A soul for the one Creation I have desired to see come to life.

....

"Dear Heavenly Father..."

And so I pray, sending it up to God with an Action, just because it felt right. I also send an apology with my Prayers, for not giving Him my first Action.

I open up the chest cavity where, naturally, the Soul would be placed in the machine. With a trivial amount of willpower, the power systems would be turned online by it and kept in perpetual motion. The circuits would act like an artificial Mind/Brain, translating the will of the soul into tangible thoughts. For all intents and puproses, she was like any other lifeform, just made of what was effectively soul-metal.

There was but one order for her.

When she could, she'd head out into Reality. She'd seek out pre-existing Player made people, objects, histories, and the like. Then she'd study them. Collect them if they were portable and not in use or possession of someone heroic. She could alter these rules if she had to to avoid becoming villainous.

But her ultimate goal with these was this: To find a way to get them to be real enough to work and move without a Player using them, and to do so without sacrificing the rest of Reality that was not made by Players.

Except for the Universes of Infinite Pain. Those were to be left alone so as to not cause undue suffering. And anything that would be a multiversal/Reality wide threat, or couldn't be handled by heroic individuals could also be left alone for obvious reasons.

Once she finished her task, she would apply the same process to herself... and live as herself. Not as some hive mind, not as the sole life form. Just to exist and live as herself, and all of the change and growth and hardship and unknowable happenings that living as herself would entail.

I gently sit her down and sit down next to her.

"Well D.I.G.I. Let's see what God thinks about you."

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Action 1: Do research on the X-Blade to amplify my next Action.
Action 2: Create the Body of D.I.G.I., the Digitally Integrated Genesis Invention.
Action 3: Pray to God in hopes of getting D.I.G.I. a Heart/Soul. So she can bring life to the lifeless creations of Players, then live for herself. Within reason, of course.

Click to shrink...

This will take effect at the end of the turn.

FOCUS + 43 CP

I feed Alastair ALL of my CP, including my 3 actions.

I am currently not the most able to provide cleverness or creativity, but power?

That I can do.

Click to shrink...

Alastair gains a massive power boost!

Ultimo Durana: 4 Energy Left - 4

7 ACTION FOCUS - GRANT ALISTAIR MIGHT: "Alistair... Take the remaining energy in Ultimo Durana. Use it well. I'm keeping the sword, but not the CP. I sure as hey don't need it comin' up." I give Alistair my 3CP from this turn, and the 4 remaining in Ultimo Durana. It's the end.

Leo: This is it! The End!
Blake: Let's make it the most brilliant end in history. We will go down in a blaze, or we will go down in history!
For Ne-... no... for US! THE MULTIVERSE!

ALSO, AS A QUICK REMINDER, THE POWERFUL CALLBACK GREATSWORD IS READY TO USE IN THE FINAL BATTLE. USE IT AS PART OF A POWERFUL ATTACK TO GAIN MUCH POWER!

Click to shrink...

Alastair gets another boost! The last of the Ultimo Durana's power... it had its day, and managed to unleash a massive attack just as you'd always hoped. And now, its last bit of strength will go to good use.

Leaning against the Bulkhead I notice Alistair Dragovich speaking to That-Random-Guy and I hear some of what it is said. 'Well this sounds better then me just sitting here and feeling sorry for both myself and everyone else.' I think to myself before letting out a tired sigh and force myself to stand up. After a few moments I walk over to Alistair Dragovich.

"Hey, I'm not completely sure of what your planning but I'd like to give some energy to it. I used up most of it when I was taking out Jeff the killer earlier so it's not a lot but I hope what I can give helps." After I finish speaking I close my eyes and focus on a quick wish. 'I wish for Alistair Dragovich to be granted what power I have saved up currently to help them with their plan.' Suddenly in a flash of red light a small translucent red orb appears above my left shoulder and after a moment of hovering in midair it floats over to Alistair Dragovich and after making contact with them it seemingly is absorbed into them. (3 CP given to Alistair Dragovich)

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Alastair Dragovich's summon boosted!

Looking around confused, I settle in and FOCUS on just the idea of getting myself some kind of weapon, but I was also hungry, so what ended up appearing in front of me was a machine gun...... that launched popcorn.

"Eh, better than nothing" I say as I pop open one of the magazines that came from the thing and took a look inside. There appears to be many kinds of flavors inside, some looking deadly toxic green, spicy red, shiny chrome and other things. I lay on the ground, with the magazine, and proceed to eat some of them while asking, "sooooo..... what's going on?"

Click to shrink...

Hello again! Essentially, a major battle has just been completed. Currently, you are now having a brief period of downtime while everything sets in motion, to catch up with NPCs and such. Soon, the Godmodder's pod will begin moving towards heaven, heralding the beginning of the 5th Tribulation.

I take the Restored Vial of the 12 Aspects from my Hopeful Restorer and thank her


I distill it into Tiny Cans of the 12 Aspects, and send them to whoever who needs them retroactively in the past of the turn or in the future of this turn.

Click to shrink...

Is that... Alastair Dragovich? If nobody else claims them, D.I.G.I will get them.

"He played us like a damn fiddle!"

I curse under my breath, looking over the battlefield. I sigh.

"Even though I haven't been here very long... I'm gonna miss you all when this is over."

I crack my knuckles and load up a Last Word. I prepare for the final battle however I can - charging CP, buffing my attack power, anything.

Click to shrink...

You do some light calisthenics!

OOC: After some deliberation, I have decided that using CP for +1 regular actions will be prohibited once the next and last major arc happens. CP/entities are supposed to be truly gone at this point, and this change will reflect that.

I collect my 3 cp and some awesome honey
And give it to Alastair
Cos honey tastes awesome
And it's my fav
Also think that it will make him feel better too
Then i pat him on the back and say,
Don't worry man, we'll take him down soon

Also use the last 2 cp to create the chakra fruit from Naruto and eat it

Then finally just look around at all the devastation and sigh....

Click to shrink...

Alastair takes the honey... also, you eat a chakra fruit. Delicious.

With a pop, the Heart Aspect in a Can ends up in my hand. I also feel the rest fo the CP flow into me and/or my little project.

I have to take a moment and brush a tear from my eye.

"Thank you everyone. "

I use one CP to initiate a fourth Action, then infuse D.I.G.I.'s frame with my power, my intent and desire for someone who would help everyone who was a victim of Player Power not sustaining itself infused with the energy. Ultimo Durana's power went into the systems and components made for self defense - a laser sword and a laser rifle, built into her arms. Some of the rest went into granting a Jetpack/wing combo that was totally ripped off of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, and some more of it went into an Emergency Power Up mode, which would be risky but appropriately anime should it need to kick in. The rest went into reinforcing and general improvements. The Heart Aspect in a Can is used to prep the 'core' area to ensure that whatever soul went in there would be comfortable and safe.

Or, assuming that God didn't provide me a soul for this task but didn't outright reject my idea either, could turn into a proper Heart/Soul with the proper nudging.

For a moment, I wondered if she'd gain enough power to gain independence and go rogue. I smile as I perform the power infusion.

"D.I.G.I. ... as long as you strive to be a good person, I'll always be proud of you."

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1 CP Bonus Action: Take the Contributions that everyone has given me and infuse them into the one Entity I've always wanted to create.

Click to shrink...

In just a moment...

OOC: Shouldn't the Ore of Orichalcum be in my inventory, not the main Player Inventory?

I shrug. "Honestly, this outcome isn't really surprising. Oh well, at least I can take in everyone else's rage."

While I can put my effort and energy into something valuable such as preparing for the next Tribulation or having a grand party, I have another plan. Besides, Rotaz is already organizing a truly convoluted scheme to have my entities create a giga-fortress to enjoy the end in and after all this time, I've learned that messing with Rotaz's plans is how you get excessively pecked.

Instead, I'm going to work on preserving the timeline. Let's look back to an interesting event from the past:

The odd thing about this event is the fact that the Temporal Guardian reasonably couldn't get CPs. They weren't created by the Temporal Guardian given the lack of Player powers and stealing CPs is likely to cause some impact on the timeline. As I'd prefer not to leave the Temporal Guardian with more things to fix, I'll provide my assistance.

Two CPs are easy to create, the biggest issue is actually weakening the potency of the CPs to match the Player Power at that time. The Full Restore is a tougher beast but, after once again taking in account the weaker Player Power, with the scraps of energy pulled from the charging I can still create it in one turn. After all, the Full Restore was actually used to heal JOE and thus doesn't need the kind of power needed to heal a Player at the current level of Player Power.

With the contents of the note finished, I give them to the Temporal Guardian for him to handle the rest. The Temporal Guardian has a far better talent for safely dealing with the timeline...and if the Temporal Guardian has a task to complete, Rotaz can't add him to the workforce. Honestly, Rotaz is a great friend but ever since the death of Undead Einstein his focus has become terrifying. Fortunately, I believe I can also escape becoming part of true workforce by hiding in this random hole I found. It's hidden by a bush, has a fair amount of space, and is lined with sensor resistant materials. At least, I hope it'll be enough... (x3)

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OOC: As you acquired the Ore of Orichalcum, you'll have first say if it ever needs to be used... that said, there's only one point where it would really be useful, and that point will potentially be decided by the Playerbase as a whole voting. Don't worry, you'll know when that point comes. If you wish to destroy the Ore of Orichalcum or burn it for some minor power boost... well, that's your right...

The Temporal Guardian figures you're right. Can't have a future without a past, after all. As for how he got the CP... he looted them off a Player that was about to get slain, but... well, it's probably for the better to return them. He disappears for .01 seconds and then returns. Done!

I walk over to the machine. I had wanted to use my supermode for some awesome cause, to smite, to be remembered. And it's gonna be useless now, so why not go out with a bang, y'know?
So, ladies, gentlemen, sentient guns, hendersons, pionos, JOEs, and gamer girls…

[* Let's talk about ducks.]
What is a duck? A duck, as defined by Google, the God-Emperor of Search Enginekind, defines a duck as "a waterbird with a broad blunt bill, short legs, webbed feet, and a waddling gait." Now, this is mostly correct, except for the waddling gait part. Ducks are graceful, elegant, beings, dancing through mist and trees to snatch up the breadcrumbs of heaven. Y'know, because they like, ate bread at the Last Supper? I think?
ANYWAY.
So why would Google cover up this critical fact about our mallard friends? Why would they do this? To answer that, we have to go further down the duckhole..
Google is primarily a tech company. They sell products like phones, and also run the most used search engine and several offshoot programs. One of their competitors is Apple, a tech company who's logo is that of an apple with a bite taken out of it. Google is hiding something, something important. We know that ducks, eating the sacred bread, are holy beings, and whoever receives their blessing is True. In Apple's logo, the apple has a bite taken out of it.
Who has taken the bite? Google wishes to hid how ducks can gracefully lead and lunge, reaching any height. Including apple trees.
In Apple's logo, the duck has taken a bite of the apple. To do this, it would have to reach the apple, at the top of the tree. Ducks in trees. That's what Google is covering up. Google wishes to hide the endorsement of their foe that the ducks have given, the ducks in tree.

Now we know that Apple is holy. And so if we can interpret their numbers, we can discover proof. Of the Architects, of God, of Satan, and three kids in an impossibly large trenchcoat.
But what numbers do we look for?
The Apple Pro Stand.
The Pro Stand is a thing Apple, the holy ones, revealed. A piece of tech worth $999.99. Instead of realizing the significance of that price, those numbers, the internet and critics mocked them for it.
But they don't realize the truth.
The price of nine hundred ninety nine dollars and ninety nine cents isn't Apple being idiots. It's giving us a clue.
The word Apple has six characters. Five letters, and a space. The sixth letter of the standard english alphabet is F.
F is used to pay respects to those who have fallen and left for the afterlife. The ruler of hell, a afterlife, is called Satan. Also known as the Beast. The number of the beast is 666. Hell is the underworld, the part under the ground. Another afterlife in the ground can be found in the video game Super Paper Mario. The Underwhere, also known as World -1. -1, if you're kinda dumb, can be thought of as the opposite of 1. Opposites are associated with flipping things around. Maybe. I'm also one of those kinda dumb people. Regardless. If you flip over 999, you get 666.
Proof that Satan exists.
Proof that God exists.
Proof that the Architects exist.
Proof of the ducks in trees.
The Ducks in the Trees are the heralds, the heros, the bringers of God. They possess the power of Apple, of the Architects, of the Godmodders, of the Players. They are godly, amazing beings.
But the ducks in trees are heralds. They never utilize these amazing powers, for they are there to spread the word of God. The word of the actual God, not authors correcting fanfiction writers. But what if one could channel their almighty power?
AND SO.
DUCKS.
I CALL UPON YOU.
DELIVER US FROM THIS GODMODDING WAR.
AND SAVE! THE! DAAAAAYYY!

I turn myself into a duck in a tree, then type the above essay into the Machine without any spaces, and with it set to Utility. If it just interprets that as gibberish, instead replace all spaces with dashes (like: -) and input it.

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SUPER MODE ACTIVATED! UTILITY + Whatisaduck?Aduck,asdefinedbyGoogle,theGod-EmperorofSearchEnginekind,definesaduckas"awaterbirdwithabroadbluntbill,shortlegs,webbedfeet,andawaddlinggait."Now,thisismostlycorrect,exceptforthewaddlinggaitpart.Ducksaregraceful,elegant,beings,dancingthroughmistandtreestosnatchupthebreadcrumbsofheaven.Y'know,becausetheylike,atebreadattheLastSupper?Ithink?ANYWAY.SowhywouldGooglecoverupthiscriticalfactaboutourmallardfriends?Whywouldtheydothis?Toanswerthat,wehavetogofurtherdowntheduckhole..Googleisprimarilyatechcompany.Theysellproductslikephones,andalsorunthemostusedsearchengineandseveraloffshootprograms.OneoftheircompetitorsisApple,atechcompanywho'slogoisthatofanapplewithabitetakenoutofit.Googleishidingsomething,somethingimportant.Weknowthatducks,eatingthesacredbread,areholybeings,andwhoeverreceivestheirblessingisTrue.InApple'slogo,theapplehasabitetakenoutofit.Whohastakenthebite?Googlewishestohidhowduckscangracefullyleadandlunge,reachinganyheight.Includingappletrees.InApple'slogo,theduckhastakenabiteoftheapple.Todothis,itwouldhavetoreachtheapple,atthetopofthetree.Ducksintrees.That'swhatGoogleiscoveringup.Googlewishestohidetheendorsementoftheirfoethattheduckshavegiven,theducksintree.NowweknowthatAppleisholy.Andsoifwecaninterprettheirnumbers,wecandiscoverproof.OftheArchitects,ofGod,ofSatan,andthreekidsinanimpossiblylargetrenchcoat.Butwhatnumbersdowelookfor?TheAppleProStand.TheProStandisathingApple,theholyones,revealed.Apieceoftechworth$999.99.Insteadofrealizingthesignificanceofthatprice,thosenumbers,theinternetandcriticsmockedthemforit.Buttheydon'trealizethetruth.Thepriceofninehundredninetyninedollarsandninetyninecentsisn'tApplebeingidiots.It'sgivingusaclue.ThewordApplehassixcharacters.Fiveletters,andaspace.ThesixthletterofthestandardenglishalphabetisF.Fisusedtopayrespectstothosewhohavefallenandleftfortheafterlife.Therulerofhell,aafterlife,iscalledSatan.AlsoknownastheBeast.Thenumberofthebeastis666.Hellistheunderworld,thepartundertheground.AnotherafterlifeinthegroundcanbefoundinthevideogameSuperPaperMario.TheUnderwhere,alsoknownasWorld-1.-1,ifyou'rekindadumb,canbethoughtofastheoppositeof1.Oppositesareassociatedwithflippingthingsaround.Maybe.I'malsooneofthosekindadumbpeople.Regardless.Ifyouflipover999,youget666.ProofthatSatanexists.ProofthatGodexists.ProofthattheArchitectsexist.Proofoftheducksintrees.TheDucksintheTreesaretheheralds,theheros,thebringersofGod.TheypossessthepowerofApple,oftheArchitects,oftheGodmodders,ofthePlayers.Theyaregodly,amazingbeings.Buttheducksintreesareheralds.Theyneverutilizetheseamazingpowers,fortheyaretheretospreadthewordofGod.ThewordoftheactualGod,notauthorscorrectingfanfictionwriters.Butwhatifonecouldchanneltheiralmightypower?ANDSO.DUCKS.ICALLUPONYOU.DELIVERUSFROMTHISGODMODDINGWAR.ANDSAVE!THE!DAAAAAYYY!
You get the D U C K supermode!

This super mode allows you to call upon the power of ducks to accomplish almost any task! Except tasks that are impossible, involve time travel, or the ducks just don't like the task. Or any of 109,809 reasons.

Unlike other super modes, D U C K remains active even beyond the end of Tribulation 4, and is in fact permanent! But calling upon the ducks requires a full focused action, and you never know QUITE how its going to turn out. Still...

As Eyowe was falling down the stairs, all 23 of his CP fell off him and retroactively landed near Alistair for him to use.

Eyowe finally reaches the bottom of the stairs, still relatively unharmed by the fall. He is, however, wallowing in a lot of negative emotions from how he acted as a Trickster. He wanted to become a cool "Cause chaos within the enemy ranks" kind of Trickster, not "Hi I'm literally a child" Trickster.

Yep, he's still wallowing. Give him some time.

Click to shrink...

All your CP goes to D.I.G.I!

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Brought forth by Alastair's actions and please, D.I.G.I stands before you all.

Cloaked in extremely difficult shining armor and forcefields brought about by That_Random_Guy's strength, there is very little chance of it ever perishing.

With the power of GoldHero101's Ultimo Durana, it has a mighty sword with which to defend itself - should such a thing ever be necessary.

Captain.cat's energy spawns D.I.G.I small plastic servants. They will not be alone on their journey, or without help. D.I.G.I will give them a conclusion second-to-last.

D.I.G.I equips the various tiny vials from Paradoxdragonpaci on a small tool belt, along with various other potentially useful basic tools. It's always useful to have some nice gadgets to call upon in an emergency.

Krill's power flows into D.I.G.I. They gain several emergency teleporters, with various options for safe locations. Should D.I.G.I's life ever be threatened, they will be able to teleport away and reconsider their strategy.

Alastair finishes things off by ensuring D.I.G.I has every auxiliary function they need, and a safe space for their soul to be stored.

As he does so, Michael approaches. He's survived uninjured, thanks to you pressuring the Godmodder before he had time to finish the angels.

Michael: Alastair... today, He has smiled upon you. And... upon D.I.G.I

Alastair looks up. D.I.G.I begins to glow, and then... stops. Nothing flashy happens. But there's something there that wasn't there before.

D.I.G.I: I...

D.I.G.I: Hello... Alastair... and...

D.I.G.I: Hello! I understand, yes!

D.I.G.I has been granted life. Sentience. A heart. A soul! It had worked!

D.I.G.I hugs Alastair, and the other Players who helped her grow stronger. She was fully aware of her mission... to give things in Reality a proper ending. All of the previous Godmodder/Player wars had left so much behind. D.I.G.I could clean them up. They would be dealt with not by erasing and starting over, but by being taken care of properly. Items would be appropriately dealt with, put in a museum, or melted down. Entities would be given new homes and purposes... even if, sometimes... a mercy kill might be necessary. It wouldn't always be easy, but what was left in Reality had hope, now. The universes of pain could be dealt with later. They could not be left un-dealt-with, after all.

And in the end, when it all was done, D.I.G.I would take care of themselves. They had an end goal; a stop point. In applying this, Alastair avoided the mistakes that had been made in the creation of the protoss army and the Deleter.

D.I.G.I then immediately... warps themselves to a safe place, and goes into sleep mode. For their task cannot begin yet. So long as the Godmodder's numerous armies and vestigial empires remain abundant, it is still too dangerous. They will begin once the Godmodder is defeated. And if the Godmodder ISN'T defeated... well... there will be no need.

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Michael: Speaking of endings...

Michael: Players. We - the forces of Heaven, and God - have a gift for you.

Michael: You have done so much for Reality, and for good. More than could ever be expected of you.

Michael: You have not been perfect. But you have exceeded expectations.

Michael: For any of your transgressions... consider yourselves forgiven.

Michael: I regret to say that it seems like in the approaching future, there will only be more asked of you, not less.

Michael: But for now... take this.

A giant stasis pod, glowing white, with a small chorus of angels singing in the background, plummets from the sky and lands at the center of the tunnel! At this point, the forcefield around the tunnel has dissipated, and anti-teleportation defenses have been lifted.

Michael: This is the L.I.F.E stasis pod.

Michael: Give your entities to it, and they shall have a proper ending for themselves.

Michael: After everything they've done, they can take a proper rest, as they well deserve.

Your entities have risked more than you have. You may have done the majority of the legwork, but they are the first things to fall in any Player/Godmodder conflict. Perhaps they deserve a suitable rest...

OOC: Shortly, your entities will be taken into the L.I.F.E stasis pod. L.I.F.E isn't even really trying to stand for anything. Living In bliss Forever Eternal? Whatever. Essentially, each of your entities will get a personalized happy ending written for them! Their stories will be resolved, and they will not be left to stagnate.

While you CAN keep your entities around, this is an opt-out system - if you want to keep your entities, you must specifically say so! Also, even if you do... far more likely than not, they'll end up dead, a blip in history, their only closure whatever fake afterlife lies in the stasis machine. The upcoming challenges will not be friendly to entities. Still... it's your choice.

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Michael: If need be, I can answer your questions.

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

ITINERARY:
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Minor Tasks:


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DISTANCE: 102/102%

[AG]Altair - CP: 15

[V]Heal Block (No AG/N entities can be healed!)

[AG]THE MACHINE (Use to gain a super mode for 3 turns!)(Select offense, defense, or utility as a focus; then any word as your specialty!)

[AG - Winkins]Winkin's forces: TA: 3,940,000 (2,000,000 shield!)
Bun prince/princess: 1,000,000 x 2 HP, 50,000 x 2A (20% dodge rate)(protected from 1 attack)(protected first by the shield buns then the knights)
Bun knights: 50,000 x 92 HP, 20,000 x 92A (15% dodge rate)(+5/turn)
Fortified Rice Temple(Gives +200,000 HP/turn, -500,000 damage from all attacks, and +100,000A (collective) to Winkins-owned entities)(needs to be killed in one hit, dies to 10M+ damage hits)
Specials: Rice Festival(+100KHP/50KA) - 1/4, Rice BEAM(500,000 damage) - 5/5 - Great Rice Barrier(+2M HP shield to all Winkins') - 0/6

[AG - Daskter]You can count on Osttruppen, no really you can!: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP, 250,000A
Pioneers: 10,000 x 100 HP, 5,000 x 100A (can heal)
Line Gun: 100,000 x 25 HP(guarding Pioneers/Panzers)

[AG - Cephalos Jr.]Red Army Swordsman: 100% intact! Duel!+1A (-20% intactness per turn in a duel)(well-trained, wins duels fast)(RECUPERATE)

[AG]The Dark One, -----/----- HP, 500,000 x 5A, Special: Revelation: 0/4, RP: 1

[AG - CompTIA]LIVE Space Station(has emergency thrusters - saves from one deadly attack!)(Enhanced Production capacity)(Point defense - 25% chance to null attacks)(protected from 3 attacks)
Ship AI panel(current AI: CompTIA)
PROTECTION SUMMARY: Shield that blocks first 1,000,000 of damage!
WEAPONRY SUMMARY: 1,300,000
Quadcopters: 10,000 x 100 HP, 5,000 x 100A (guarding LIVE Space Station)(Max: 100)(+10/turn)
Space engineers: 1,000 x 5,000 HP (Can boost any one piece of the Space Station to be twice as effective for a turn)
Prism: 50,000 x 134 + 500,000 HP(guarding all)(originally JOEbob's)
Shield Battery: 300,000 HP (can shield up to 2 entities for +500,000 HP, shielding lost if Shield Battery dies)(originally JOEbob's)
[AG - Eevee Shadow Bacon]King DDD: Perfect HP, Perfect! A (Is perfect)

[AG - DragonofHope]Ash Aragami: 5,000,000 + 700,000 HP, 3,000,000A (+35 Aragami/turn) + Shield Core: 300,000 HP (projects 700,000 HP shield)(deals 500,000 damage back to attackers)

[AG - EternalStruggle]Apex Fleet: TA: 12,550,000
The Apex: 5,000,000/5,000,000 HP, 500,000 x 2A (-1,000,000 damage from all attacks)(Fleet Beacon - Each turn, increase a specific unit type of ES's choice by 25%, rounded up to the nearest round number)
Attack frigates: 10,000 x 2,125 HP, 3,000 x 2,125A (10% dodge rate)
Spectral Lord: 400,000 x 75 HP, 4/4 charge (currently charging)(50,000A when not charging)
Attack drone: 1 x 1,000 HP + 4,000,000 HP, 2,000 x 1,000A

[AG]Well of Radiance (stand here to be healed and buffed!)

[AG]God of Magic and Knowledge: 50,000,000 HP, 10,000,000A/LearnAbout!A (can use regular attack or Learn About)(Minor God)(Boss)

[AG]Josuke: 25,500,000 HP, +20,000,000 x 3A (Elite)(Tri-Shield Buster)

[AG]Psychic Overlord II: 9,000,000/9,000,000 HP, 3,500,000A, Special: Gain Ability: 2/2, Special: OMLDC: 5/5 (When killed, stays alive for one turn, and gets x15 damage)(Boss)(+300,000 HP/turn)

[AG]TOG XXXXII: 98,000,000/98,000,000 HP + 1 permashield, 35,500,000 x 2A (1 Retcon Shell remaining!)(Boss)(+1,250,000 HP/turn)(can overkill up to 5,000,000 damage)(Godmodder attack shield, blocks 1 attempt at Direct Godmodder Influence)(+1,000,000A/turn until 5.29e14A)(gaining buffs after every Player attack for 1!)

[N - CaptainNZZZ]CaptainNZZZ's stuff (everybody guarded by Servitors!)
Temporal Guardian II: 30,000,000/30,000,000 HP, 8,000,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo: 2/2 (-1,000,000 damage from all attacks)(25% dodge rate+1 Auto Dodge)(+2,000,000 HP per turn)(miniboss+status effect resistance)(poison resistant)(has spatial warping necklace - saves from fatal blow)
Mark III Tactical Flashbang: 650,000/650,000 HP, 250,000 x 2A (extra damage against hordes)(stuns hit enemies up to minibosses for 1 turn!)(reduces hit enemy accuracy by 20%!)(50% dodge rate)(-100,000 damage from all attacks)(+5,000 HP/turn)(1 last chance-save)
Magitek servitor factory: 700,000/700,000 HP, +200,000A, +40 Servitor/turn (+5% accuracy)(40% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)
Servitors: 10,000 x 740, 5,000 x 740A(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(1 attack redirector)(protected from 1 attack)
Hellfire Crystal Golem: 2,000,000/2,000,000 HP, 100,000A (protected from 1 attack... IN STYLE!)(+5% accuracy)(+15% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Rune-cast powers)(Phase-shift cloak powers)(Dimension warping powers)(Time-phaser protects from one lethal hit)

[SR]The Last Duelist
IDLING ALLIES:
Tassadar: 4,000,000/4,000,000 HP, 375,000 x 4A, Special: Laser Incision: 2/5 (30% dodge rate)(Totem of Life Unended - when entity dies, puts them into "unended" mode, where HP decays by 50% until healing surpasses it)(+125,000A per turn until 62,500,000,000)(toxic, -2M HP/turn for 3!
[N]Fennie: 3,000,000/3,000,000 HP, 155,000 x 10A(-1,000,000 damage from all attacks, +500,000 HP/turn)(super extra damage against snakes)(Miniboss)(protecting Disco-Chan)(protected from 4 attacks)
Prism Deployer: 200,000 HP (+10 Prism/turn)(originally JOEbob's)(protected from 3 attack)
Disco-Chan: 1,500,000 HP, 200,000 x 2A, Special: Disco Squares: 1/3 (repels darkness!)
Rotaz+1: 350,000/350,000 HP(engineer)(+5% accuracy)(50% dodge rate)(immune to teenage rebellion)(resistant to status effects)(Dimensional and Space Emergency Button)(Telaport, saves from lethal hit)(1 attack redirector)



Player list:

Spoiler

Alastair Dragovich - CP: 0 (X-Blade (use to protect one Player from death once!))
Bill Nye - CP: 0 (has super sharp gold sword - 3 power left, burny iron sword - 3 power left, bow and arrow - 3 power)
Captain.cat - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)(has 1 Boost Stone)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)(has Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Overpowering Poison+1, Remnant crypt energy, EMP, Mopium, Godmodder Tracker V1.0, always-hit-Monocle)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 0 (has Cybil's blood sample, anti-infantry railgun, pocket reactor(1 power), power armor)
Crusher48 - CP: 0 (Has Tactician Soul in a Bottle, Scanner Cannon)
Dangan_Machin - CP: 0
Daskter - CP: 0
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 0 (Espionage ghost)(Goopcalibur - 25+15 Power + Goop/Poison effects!)(Extra Goopcalibur power is used when attacking)
Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 15
Ender_Smirk - CP: 9 (has Shadow Agitator)
[N+1]EternalStruggle - CP: 0
Exoskeletal65 - CP: 0
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 0 (has bag of nine-sided die)(D U C K)
General_Urist - CP: 5 (Shotgun of Dope - 1 power left, attack debuffs whoever it hits)
GoldHero101 - CP: 0 (has Ultimo Durana(4 power left, Self damage ticket))
I'mTotallyNot-R.O.B - CP: 0 (has Super Soldier Serum)
[N+2]Joebobobob - CP: 25 (has nice bed, infinite charmzard energy, 2 Boost Stones, cyan orb(1 power) 1 Cleansed (?) Multiplier Orb, Something, 1 Godmodder lock)
Karpinsky - CP: 3
Krill13 - CP: 23
Moonstar101 - CP: 0
O.R.I.G.I.N. - CP: 0
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 0 (BUFFNESS, Save Point: Empty)
Pionoplayer - CP: 0
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 8
Strider626 - CP: 2
That-Random-Guy - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)(has Echolocation)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 14 (has grenades, Antimatter bullet))
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 16
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]The Ego - CP: 1 (+10,000 HP sword, Delicious cake, one use of Somno powers, Player Eye, Player Knife, RGB control panel(has red, green, blue buttons), four-leaf clover)
Vylad - CP: 8 (wearing Impervium Armour, protects from damage!)(has Wound healer, Coin Flipper)
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 1 (has Mook Kill Switch, more of a BBB, +1,000A Iron sword, 10,000 damage token, 1 Multiplier Orb, greatsword, 1 Godmodder Lock)

Player Inventory:
Bonfire(3 uses left)(Spend your entire turn resting here to heal)
Ultimate Orb of Shielding(+1 attack shield to everything on field)
Orb of Resurrection (Revives one dead allied entity at full strength)
Godmodding Vol. 1
Medkit x 2, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Bravely Default Asterisks(mirror asterisk has 30 million damage laser special, 0% repaired), Mirror Frame, Black Filling
Charge Booster (damage: 7/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Celestial Guidance(2 uses left)
CP Converter
100,000 CP Crystal
Powerful Callback Greatsword
Ore of Orichalcum
Godmodder Soul Orb

OOC: Next update, which should come tomorrow or Saturday - probably Saturday, as Fire Emblem Three Houses is coming out tomorrow - will be the final chapter of the Truth. The next update will contain happy endings for all your entities as promised by Michael. The update after that will be the beginning of the next gameplay segment.

 

[Moniker]

[1x] I do the first part of the stasis machine thing unless popup <space expand+integrate>
[1x] I do the Something-based shielding unless popup.
[1x] I do the charmzard energy and taint parts unless popup.
[10cp] I do the tune-up unless popup.
Also expend any needed resources for the above.
[0x]

"I Object to that! The Stasis Machine's afterlife was made by me, and it's not Fake! Sure, the events don't have a physical presence, but you know what? There's a good chance 'reality' doesn't either! Events have permanence because people remember, and anything that does vanish is something that Should, for the sakes of everyone involved! The Afterlife there is accomodating to whatever things they want, it's up-front about its nature, it at least tried to let them help out (though nobody ever bothered using them, myself included : P) if they care about reality, It's got infinite computing power, it's a perfect simulation when that's desirable... The only relevant difference I see is whether you can let them out afterwards, and the Stasis Machine might be let-out-able anyway, eventually!"
"So... there! This afterlife's just as fake as the machine, and the machine seems a lot more reliable in terms of catching entities for excessive periods of time."

"Lastly, with the machine, it's a whole lot more plausible for them to get this end they want or whatever Before reality is overwritten because infinite computing power makes thousands of years in a minute plausible."
"Of course, if the L.I.F.E. pod just has 'all of that stuff but it's better because God stamp of approval or something, then i dunno."
[0x] I opt into keeping my boost stones, godmodder lock, the cyan orb, and half my infinite charmzard energy.

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You successfully expand the stasis machine capacity, albeit not nearly as much as expected.

You get a popup when you attempt the shielding!

So... there are sleeping innocent beings... and you decide to expose them to taint, to try to corrupt them and bring them under your control. Of course you get a popup. And you facepalm for do something that's at best reckless and at worst downright evil. Remember when you were moral, JOEbob? REMEMBER?

Your attempt to give the machine a giant tuneup fails because you have exceedingly limited access to the stasis machine. Plus, its power was clearly entirely shenanigans. I don't know why all you Players keep thinking that having hundreds of times your original Player power is somehow giving your shenanigans an equal boost...

I look deep into Ultimo Durana... and smile. "The Destroyer. One of many entities. It had given me the strength, nay, the power, to recreate Ultimo Durana. And for that... I want to give back."

3 ACTION FOCUS - FREE THE SOULS: I free the souls of those who have bravely worked aboard the Destroyer, into the Life Statis Pod. There, I hope, they can have a new life. "May your future... be peaceful and free."

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The souls of the Destroyer, back when it was around... they head into the stasis pod. They may only be souls, but they will be allowed to move on.

"Ash Aragami, do whatever you want. You have done well. You are my most successful entity, and you have a choice. Do you want to stay with me, go into the L.I.F.E Pod, or travel the universe and all the other universes? Also, always know, you were like a father to me, I loved you like a son. (Pewdiepie's Minecraft series reference, not really serious)"

I also give Excalibur more power.

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Excalibur gets more power... for what its worth...

The Ash Aragami looks down, unsure. But, he thinks about the future and... if he can possibly be useful in the future, a future without the godmodder, then that must be better than dying trying to be useful for a turn or two in whatever comes next...

"Hello Altair, please enjoy small talk."

Hitting a nearby box the machine starts spouting out sports related small talk. It's enjoyable levels of small talk so I leave it going for about a minute before deactivating the machine.

"With that out of the way, I have a request. As CPs are clearly becoming largely useless when the next Tribulation begins I humbly request some of your CP stores. I desire to provide my entities certain elements and having additional power would help me succeed at my plans. Thank you for listening."

Onto the main issue! This L.I.F.E Stasis Pod looks nice...but I owe too much to my entities to not do my best to keep them safe and themselves. I doubt it's truly dangerous but better safe than sorry.

While I might take an entity with me, I can guarantee many of them can't. Rotaz, for all his experience and skill, could have been one shot by basically every entity we just fought and his equipment won't last even if the next stage only has extreme weather. Honestly, the Temporal Guardian is the only one I could see surviving given his stats, Za Warudo, and the occasionally temporal shenanigans like time traveling away from the final event. Everyone else is simply too...insignificant to ever consider taking with me.

So instead I'll make sure my entities can still act within the confines of the L.I.F.E Stasis Pod. I formed a means to try and allow my entities to breach the D.E.A.T.H Stasis Pod. The Hellfire Crystal Golem's dimension warping powers that can penetrate even dimensional barriers at the cost of burning up the ability, the Phase-shift cloak powers that let then deploy a growing miniature Mysterious Tower that creates an 'almost untouchable state of made up of being intangibility, being temporally out of sync with reality, being in a small pocket dimension shielded from intrusion, and finally being wrapped in a bubble that subtly redirects attention elsewhere' (now slightly altered to include the Temporal Guardian and the Hellfire Crystal Golem as approved activators), the Dimensional And Space Emergency Button which can shift my entities to another location through a variety of means and can function even in frozen time or rely on its future sight assisted auto-activation if Rotaz is unable to actively use it, and various creation abilities all form a means to escape situations like this one if needed. Even stray items like the EMP offer them additional effects like temporarily disrupting the functions of the pod to stand a better chance of escape.

The abilities and equipment is there but the entities also need to be able to act. By forming backups of their present minds' with their personalities and allegiances hard coded as the backups update minutely. These backups of energy are placed in shielded pocket dimensions each independently linked to the related entity and the presence of these pocket dimensions also provide decent interference against attempts to explain the mind of the entities. These measures are critical to providing my entities protection against conversion or mental influence, the backups ready to feed the entities notices of external influences and a means to replace the altered state of mind with their proper mindset. The backups will run out of energy fairly quickly but by allowing them to absorb ambient energy they'll be able function indefinitely...but only as long as they're in the L.I.F.E Stasis Pod. (x3)

As I'm giving some entities items, here's an updated list of them and my inventory for quick copying and pasting. Changes will be bolded and Rotaz will be moved back to my entity list instead of the Duelist section. At the moment of this post, I can guarantee only the Temporal Guardian might not end up going into the L.I.F.E Stasis Pod.

Entity orders are simple. Rotaz and the Hellfire Crystal Golem are to stop their work on the giga-fortress's armaments and instead work to properly grant the Temporal Guardian 'Time Manipulation'. By sacrificing their attacks, the Temporal Guardian can instead use preform limited manipulations of time as a default action. The Temporal Guardian could speed up an entity, decrease dodge rate by slowing the individual in time, etc. Fairly weak abilities but at least it'll guarantee the Temporal Guardian can preform their temporal shenanigans without needing Player assistance or maybe somewhat boost their abilities. After all, other than slapping Players and Za Warudo, the Temporal Guardian has done very few manipulations of time without acting alongside a Player. Naturally, the Temporal Guardian will aid them in this endeavor in anyway he can.

Everyone else...continues building the giga-fortress based on Rotaz's plans. As the armaments will need Rotaz's guidance they all focus on the structure and basic devices. The Servitors reinforce the physical defenses like the outer walls, the Magitek Servitor Factory fine tunes the dimensional barrier generator, and the Mark III Tactical Flashbang teaches the attack trolls how to navigate and remain sane in the seemingly impossible four-dimensional interior. While the giga-fortress may never truly be relevant, it will be magnificent despite that fact.

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Your entities will do as you say, one last time. They will continue their construction and stay safe, even from within the L.I.F.E. stasis pod. A surprise change won't take them out!

Michael: Considering the past, your mistrust is warranted. You may have anti-LIFE-pod defenses, but please do not sabotage its function.

I whip up a quality record of everything that happened during this long battle (including these actions), and give it to Micheal.

"You can probably guess what I want you to do with this. If something happens to us, all this should be remembered. Also, what can you tell us about the challenges ahead?"

Then I focus a little to divine Michael's abilities. I am rather curious, I must say.

OOC: really, what are his stats?

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Michael looks at the tape with a little confusion. He probably isn't used to seeing a lot of technology up in heaven. Nonetheless, he stashes it with himself.

Your ability readouts:

HP: A bunch
Attack: A whole lot
Special abilities: Low-Moderate dodge rate, significant regen, a special attack that deals double damage to three different enemies

"So, this is it huh..."

Taking a seat on the Rice Temple steps, I pull out a phone and sent out a message to all my entities.



It takes a bit of time for them to all get to the temple, but that's mainly because they are all finally taking a rest from this tribulation and the news of the L.I.F.E. Stasis Pod. What awaits them is all the rice from the Temples gatherings over the course of its lifespan, which is to say... quite a lot. All the rice that has been accumulated since turn 74, the turn when the Rice Shrine had come to be into the battlefield with its first harvest... Ever since that time, the rice was created to create rice wine... But older rice isn't that great with tasting, so that's why, with each new harvest, the fresh rice is added into the wine and through some background player shenanigans, keeps the rice wine fresh and young. And finally, after 100+ turns of continuous revival, it comes to light as I lift the large wine bottle and plop it on the table that has to appear in front of me and my entities.

"Right now, this might be the last time we'll have any sort of break... and potentially the last time we'll be together."

"After all the sacrifice, the entities that have been lost to this bloody war. To the Major and minor Gods, the player groups before us, the final door and steps await, The Current Players, Us."

"Words can't explain how I feel, I have lost entities with some connection I swear I could feel to this Godmodder War, and hopefully, this will be the last of the cycle-"

I clench my fist as I scrounge up my conviction.

"For the entities that have accompanied, shared a bond, and fallen to get me this far... The once anime girl, Bun Queen Florence... Adorable Sushi Slime... The stubborn Cat Sith army... The Void Assassin Bros and Rov's beloved wife Void Guard... These are wounds that shape me and some of us that are still here right now."

"So it will be soon, that with The Rice Temple built from its humble Shrine still standing. With the son and daughter of Florence and the Knights who have been there to support the royal siblings to gain revenge for the fallen Bun Queen, to Rov and the Light Mage Researchers for taking the Shrine to what it is today, and finally, with my two longest entities... no... Friends, Disco-Chan and Fennie, who has wandered in the dark, both in the Shadows and the Void, to finally meet with me and to be reunited once again..."

"So I decided, you'll all be sent into the L.I.F.E Pod"

Tears pool around my eyes as I look on to those seating in the table.

"I'm proud to have you all, for sticking with me to this far, for suffering from the loss of fellow entities and finally... for just being with me."

"I can't offer to see any of you to fall... so please, allow this last request and trust me to finish this alone..."

With a deep bow, to hide his tears, tears of joy he gave his peace.

"So, from the bottom of my heart. For everything..."

"Thank you"

Those words lifted the weight of the world off my shoulder, from the recent deaths, and to the old ones. These words that I said, weren't for the ones here with me... but for all the entities that I've summon and have come to appreciate. From my first summon of the True Masons, to my last summoning being the Damage Tank whos in its own happy ending. Lifting my head up, I can see the entities I made, cared and loved all next to each other, a fleeting image in my mind that makes this significant to my emotional soul.

And so the Rice Wine, who has been cultivated by being continuously experiencing being born and fresh, is brought to its first cup. 100+ turns of cultivation results into a clear liquid as it sparkled and is finally shared as a celebration to those that live this long.

Thus we spend this turn quietly, to enjoy the cup and to reminisce over the events of the war.

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Your entities nod. Fennie gives you a last affectionate nuzzle, along with the bun knights. They begin to walk to the LIFE stasis pod, but can't help but turn around and give one last wave goodbye...

Granted, with luck, you'll be able to visit them when all is said and done. With luck.

Eyowe, having quickly recovered from his recent wallowing, casts a quick glance at The Dark One.

Eyowe: Ah, yeah, I made that guy. Then that whole fiasco with the armor hurting him happened...when's he gonna learn that he can actually take it off?

Eyowe then returns back to his wallowing, this time at the fact that said Dark One was the only entity he ever made in this war.

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The Dark One: Wait...

The Dark One: Wait...

The Dark One: Wait... hang on... Did you just say...

Looking at everybody conversing with their own creations or others. I shrug, and continue to eat more popcorn while looking at my machine gun. It may need an upgrade, if I want to survive at all through this. With that goal in mind. I FOCUS, and with all of that, I added a new muzzle to the popcorn machine gun, able to further glaze the popcorns in multiple kinds of other flavors.(can now add two different status effects onto popcorns).

"Well, whatever's happening, I'll see if I can help. That big guy didn't look friendly"

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You can now shoot two flavors of popcorn! Butter flavor, and pain flavor!

I focus power on my rinne-sharingan
Also known as Haxgan
I make it so that it's able to see through anykind of illusions and tricks
Including those done by the godmodder
Even with this the God modder is too powerful
So i only gain 50 percent chance of seeing through such decepetions
I do this to make sure that the godmodder can't keep making a fool out of us

Ie, i can see godmodder hax now
And sometimes warn those who would be affected

While doing all of this
Am internally chanting plz work plz work
I do this
With a heart full of HOPE

Just in case it wasn't clear am taking all these powers with me
And they are now mine!!

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The rinne-sharingan allows you to see through whatever tricks the godmodder has planned... you see... you see... nothing.

Are there no more tricks?

The Apex Fleet had always been sub-sophontic, owing to its deliberately shackled cores. The real Apex was a bit of a special case, but the Entity facsimile was distinctly not needing of a happy ending.

On the systems of the ships, a short and single message emerged:

MISSION COMPLETE

With a warping of space and time, the false vessels simply blinked out of existence, never to be seen again...

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The Apex Fleet is no more.

Mission complete indeed.

"I kinda feel like the odd one out for not having anything..."

I awkwardly pull my Daybreak sword out of the ground, the well of radiance dissipating as it leaves the earth. I then turn to the departing entities and give them a quick salute.

"Thanks for everything, boys."

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There are a lot of Players who don't have entities! That_Random_Guy, and, uh...

The entities salute back!

x3 D U C K.
I active my supermode, checking to make sure Micheal wasn't lying via my discount Somno Powers that I had all along due to ducks and retcons.

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You use discount Somno powers! The ducks don't even need to be there, so they just waddle off. Michael is telling the truth so far as you can tell.

I smile, incredibly grateful. Something inside of me clicks.

The hesitation and fear in stopping the Godmodder lethally... was gone. I wasn't about to let him erase my baby girl- even if she was a robot entity.

I look to Michael for a moment... but I decide I'll ask him about my origins once this was all finished.

I look around, wondering what to do in the meantime... and notice two things. The Heal Block, and a frustrated looking Jet. (Ender_Smirk )

"Hey there! I gave you a bit of power for the plan right? Want to chat about how it went while we take care of this Heal Block?"

Focus Action: I proceed while I wait for his response to take out a bunch of tools and begin examining how to disable the Heal Block... and go about disabling it if I have the right tools.

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The Heal Block appears quite frustrating. Luckily, it appears to be area-based, so once you're somewhere new it goes away on its own. Thank goodness.

And so it's over. Time to say goodbye I guess. I stride into one of the LIVE Space Station's largest rooms, and summon everyone from the captain to the janitor. I make a speech.

Men and women of this vessel, engineers and stewards of the LIVE SPACE STATION! You have fought and worked well for the past many months. You have made key contributions to victory, survived trials that would have destroyed lesser men, and been important allies in the fight against the Godmodder. I am so very proud of you all, and could not ask for anyone better to support me in battle. Unfortunately, here it ends.

Only a few obstacles remain between us Players and the Godmodder. But they are tough ones, and more importantly specifically made to hold back anything that is not a player. Given what intelligence I have, I have every reason to believe that this Space Station has near zero chance of survival if it continues its pursuit of the Godmodder, while its brute force firepower would be of little use. What I mean to say is, if I were to keep you by my side going into the struggles ahead of us, you would surely all die. Not heroically, but tragically.

Thus... I sigh. I release you from my service. CompTIA now has no master but the crew of the LIVE Space Station. You are now free people, free to go wherever you wish. I can only wish that every one of you will find a purpose in life, whether it is continuing to serve on the LIVE Space Station and her equipment to more peaceful purposes, or retiring to a peaceful terrestrial life. This vessel can fly across the universe, make use of that.

No doubt you have heard the angel Michel's broadcast, and his offer with the LIFE stasis pod. He promises it will keep you safe until the Godmodder is vanquished. And given how Alastair has harmed him, that is a matter of WHEN rather than if! The situation being what it is now, I leave it to you to decide whether you wish to trust him. Most of us do. CaptainNZZZ does not entirely, and he has been taking steps to ensure the LIFE pod cannot become a prison. Should you share his distrust, feel free to dock the LIVE Space Station close to his forces. I'm sure they'll be happy to have company.

And that's that. Only thing left to do is to give a hand to NZZZ's efforts, it's the least I can do. Much as CaptainNZZZ did, I make a copy of the LIVE Space Station's bioelectronical brain as a backup in case something bad happens, and store it in a pocket dimension that is accessible through a hatch in the cargo hold. The dimensional gate is warded, so if anything starts fucking with the LIVE Space Station proper, the gate shuts- after allowing some key engineers to take refuge with it. Really though, I can only do so much, and having the station stick close to CaptainNZZZ's forces will probably help more than anything else.

As I prepare to debark one of the engineers pokes me. Sir? I we found a stoaway. A big blue penguin clinging to the landing gear. Hmm? I ask to be shown this stoaway, and find... Hey brudah have you seen Eeveeh? He said if I come here teh solve some puzzles he'd help me clobbah dat Kirbeh! Oh, it's king DDD. You'll find plenty of Kirby-Clobbering in the LIFE Stasis pod, King. Michael will treat you better that that absentee bunnyfox. And King DDD Does deserves better, after helping to stop Goanna.

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(Months...? Come to think of it, you never installed clocks or calendars on the space station...)

The crew is jovial. After all the death and destruction... they lived. And now, it's time for their reward! Whatever that may be...

I give the Restorer a choice, after allots up to her to make the decision if she wants a Happy Ending...I support her choice either way.

Either way...heh, the Greater Self is now right here, separated only by the smallest of margins...

[[QUERY??]]

[[DATA]]

[[ACKNOWLEDGEMENT]]

...

[[EMBODIMENT]]

I rise up, again from the ashes of my past self...as the Avatar of the Greater Self, fully prepared with the Capabilities to really Fight...I prepare myself for the Fight, boosting myself with a smattering of every Buff...

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You get out all the minecraft potions. ALL of them. Including the bad ones. Oh no! Somehow they're all canceling each other out! Gah!

<if there's even a slim chance of the below Doing anything, I will be spending an action on it next turn or as soon as feasible.>
"I would like to sue 'The Truth''s author for false advertising and libel. Several sections of the book peddled as 'The Truth' are incorrect for a variety of reasons. Additionally, several parts are subjective, and others are portrayed in an unnecessarily pessimistic manner. I have in addition spotted at least one outright lie and one instance of slander."
"To summarize off the top of my head, every part wherein The Truth speaks of how many beings care or the quality of reality as a place of residence is either subjective or incorrect; Several portions of reality are, in fact, quite nice places to be in, including the Eternal Stasis Machine starting partway into the current battle. Additionally, any player can have literal years of life in between rounds if they so desire, and provide the same to others; as it sounds, several parts of reality were furthermore untouched for a significant period. There are almost-doubtless several deities who do care about their worshippers deaths or even the deaths of sentient beings in general. I could go on if I reread the truth, but I would prefer not to re-expose myself to its baseless lies, for all it contains nuggets of (probably) factually true material."
" 'The Truth' in The 'Truth' about Verraad claimed the current group of players as gullible enough to do the Godmodders legwork while competent enough to succeed, paraphrasing. This is false as a simple statement of fact. While I do not presently recall the source of Mascythe and Yorehammer to the field, I do know the following of the Legendary Weapons were gathered in the following ways:"
"Starcalibur was obtained by a player, technically. However, said player was forcefully under the control of the Godmodder at the time, so they were not 'Gullible' for doing so; they had no choice, and in addition had no knowledge of the legendary weapons, having had much of their memory wiped by the Godmodder's attempts(?) to consume their souls."
"The Resolute Heart was gathered by the Godmodder. While a false version owned by Lucifer was obtained by Arsenical early on, said 'resolute heart' was destroyed through paradoxical time nonsense and a duplicate in any case, and there were no players from this group present at the time of the Godmodder obtaining the real version, as he had slain them; they were occupied in a prison, and on return he had obtained the Heart."
"The Infinileaf Clover was obtained by the Godmodder, breaking his way into a Player Lock location. That said, even then the players managed to hold him back for a time; the clover was seized again, but, lacking a proper location to put them, it eventually returned to the Godmodder by circumstance."
"Yoreshield was gathered by Alice, a Godmodder herself and known to be subordinate to The Godmodder. this is no player, and from several groups prior regardless. he later seized Yoreshield from Alice in addition."
"The Allsee Spectacles were obtained by the Godmodder, as all the players were d e a d at the time, and the Godmodder could have Trivially blown his way into the bank regardless. if not for the powers of Cutscene Induced Stupidity, the players would have definitely stopped even that much of the Assault on the bank by yelling "NOOOO OSTOPPOPOPPOOPOP" at the other 'real world' players."
"As stated, I don't recall how Yorehammer or Mascythe were gathered, but another player has stated that the players never willingly gathered a legendary weapon, so it's likely they follow this trend of being Not from the players."
"So, The Truth is both making a factually incorrect statement here, and preforming libel with regards to the entire player group at once."
"Later in The "Truth" about Verraad, the "Truth"s author makes the claims that:"
">'we can't know what will replace it', which is only true to the extent that Verraad's mind or powers are non-deterministic (something highly likely to be false due to the predictor device used shortly prior to the deleter succeeding in making any form of prediction on it), and if they are deterministic knowledge is possible."
">'we can be sure of one thing: it will be far, far better then the hopeless reality that is today', which is false by simple bayesian reasoning as a 100% certainty- or, being sure- means it's impossible to change your mind on something, and furthermore cannot coexist with the previous statement since if we can't tell what the Godmodder will do we can't be sure it won't be several hundred times worse then this reality (which is possible. Take this reality and add a few hundred more of those torture-verse's, and it's worse."
">'this Reality can't be saved' is very likely false, as if the Godmodder can destroy everything, he should be able to destroy everything he objects to instead, and if he can then make a new reality, he should be able to make more stuff for this one. Also, this reality has rollback points, so taken literally you can 'save', as in record a position of everything in time and return to it.."
">'This is the only way' is similarly false because it's possible to do things any number of ways, perhaps with a Godmodder who isn't Verraad, with enough charges from players, with the theoretically-possible support of God and (if he were here) Satan, and so on."
">'the Godmodder must NOT be stopped. That... is The Truth' is false because 'must' is a morality-statement, and cannot be 'True' or 'False', and in addition much of this book was as stated false. That said, this last line can be considered to not contain lies if we assume 'That... is The Truth' means 'that... is the entire content of this book, which has the title 'The Truth'."
"In summary The Truth's Author is slanderous liar who falsely advertised his book and I'm suing him for those things. I am willing to settle in exchange for his soul and entire being, which if he accepts this generous proposal will be defined more clearly."

Click to shrink...

You attempt to file a lawsuit with the Higher Cosmic Court of Inter-Plane affairs. You fail because both that court and the majority of other inter-Plane courts have been razed to nothing by this point.

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With many waves and hugs and the occasional stoic stare for the edgy ones, your entities at last finish. It's time to leave. It can't be delayed forever. But hey... you'll be able to visit them, right? That is, if you win this war and everything goes back to something resembling normal...

The last of the entities file into the extremely spacious stasis pod. With a surprisingly quiet closing and locking of the golden door, the stasis pod glows extra bright for a moment - and is then gone. Your entities are somewhere else, in stasis - proper cryostasis, sleeping, or watching TV, in a safe bunker away from the fighting. Their choice. When the dust has settled, they will be released. And if Reality is destroyed... the pod is unlikely to protect them.

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These are the final endings for your entities.

Below each one is an "Alt" ending showing an alternative ending triggered if you lose the game.

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The machine, not inside the stasis pod, fades to dust, its power spent.

Buns and Rice Temple:
The Bun Prince and princess, along with their loyal if battered squad of knights, deconstruct the rice temple and load it on their backs as they exit the stasis pod. They set out, not knowing quite for sure where they are headed. Eventually, through various wacky, silly, harmless shenanigans involving lots of squeaking, the whole group somehow tumbles through a portal into the Plane of Grass and Vegetables. An endless green plain, with nothing but delicious grass and leafy vegetables! The rabbits establish a kingdom, with the temple as an important cultural relic! Within the span of six hours, the population grows to three million, and before long it comes to be known as the Plane of Buns, an important trade partner for all your veggie-based needs.
Alt: Perished as Reality itself ended.

Fennie:
Fennie emerges the pod, and sets off in a different direction from the buns. She considers her past, and her future. The Cait Sith... were they even real? They are surely no longer around to return to. Eventually, she finds her way to the Plane of Catgirls - a place full of those similar to herself. She joins their ranks and quickly ascends to becoming one of the most powerful and honored warriors, helping to keep the peace for the rest of her days.
Alt: Perished as Reality itself ended.

Disco-Chan:
Disco-Chan finds that their ultimate passion in giving joy to others. She disguises herself as a normal Disco ball and travels to one of the most popular dance clubs in New America. Within that club, even awkward and shy dancers will sometimes be able to impress their friends with a dance move three times as flashy as normal... and sometimes, a faint giggle can be heard, barely audible above the music...
Alt: Perished as Reality itself ended.

You can count on Ostruppen, no really you can! Pioneers, and Line Gunners:
The Pioneers and Line Gunners, along with the Ostruppen, get supplies on loan from one of Earth's governments, with Daskter acting as their sponsor. They travel to an unsettled Plane and begin to establish a home. Eventually, lost travelers find their way, and a small town is established as a peaceful place to live in.
Alt: Perished as Reality itself ended.

Red Army Swordsman:
His dueling skills seemingly unused, the Red Army Swordsman opts to travel the Planes, looking for a warrior strong enough to give him a perfect battle, yet weak enough to not instantly decimate him. But in the process of traveling, he learns that there is more than fighting. And when he finally finds an opponent that would certainly kill him, but not before the kind of adrenaline-inducing fight most warriors can only dream of... he opts to retire instead.
Alt: Perished as Reality itself ended.

The Dark One:
The Dark One finally figures out how to take his armor off. The moment he does so, his edginess factor drops to 10% of its original capacity. Before long, he's settled down with a nice standard nuclear family.
Alt: Perished as Reality itself ended.

LIVE Space Station, all Space Station assets, Prism Deployer, Shield Battery:
The LIVE Space Station returns, but its crew finds itself restless. Some retire and set off to join the general population, but others stick around. Initially thought to be a space exploration vessel, it soon finds itself with a new purpose: Exploring dangerous planes! Its large size, powerful scanning devices, and high amount of defenses and shields make it perfect for scouting vast area of dangerous unexplored Planes that would take smaller vessels or groups of explorers years. CompTIA and its crew find joy in exploration and learning, and even the occasional previously undiscovered new species...
Alt: Perished as Reality itself ended.

King DDD:
King DDD mysteriously disappeared shortly after the war. Rumors later began circulating on the internet of an abnormal Kirby Dream Land cartridge, with an oddly exuberant King DDD as the final boss...
Alt: Perished as Reality itself ended.

The Restorer:
Became a world-famous medic, using her magic to save otherwise unsalvagable critical patients. Many politicians and rich people offered her ludicrous sums to act as her personal medic, but the Restorer refused, always absolutely following the Hippocratic oath and going where they were most needed.
Alt: Perished as Reality itself ended.

Ash Aragami:
The Ash Aragami found an empty Plane with the perfect nesting spots, and began to make more and more Aragami. Before long, an ecosystem emerged, and the Plane became known as the Plane of dragons. Despite tense diplomatic relations, they mostly kept to themselves, and Dragon_Of_Hope was always their honored guest.
Alt: Perished as Reality itself ended.

Josuke:
Feeling rather awkward having joined right at the end and sort of piggybacking to success, Josuke just decided to go back to a quiet life in Morioh, a small town somewhere.
Alt: Perished as Reality itself ended.

Psychic Overlord II:
Became a Plane-famous psychic, traveling to the various Planes and putting on fantastic magic and psychic power shows. Frequently dueled other psychics, and always came out the victor.
Alt: Perished as Reality itself ended.

TOG XXXXII/The Tank:
The Tank rolled out of the LIFE Stasis Pod, wondering how its giant self had even managed to fit in there in the first place. Nonetheless, it was promptly acquired by Earth's army, and shown to oohing and aahing crowds in many parades. During the clean-up period where the last vestiges of the Godmodder's once-great army needed to be removed, the Tank was sometimes deployed solo. Of course, the enemy was always absolutely obliterated every single time. Its final fate was in the Great Player and Godmodder Museum, where it was well-polished, well-taken-care-of, and well-admired by many visitors. Its recon shell remained forever unfired - but always there should it be needed.
Alt: Perished as Reality itself ended.

Temporal Guardian:
The Temporal Guardian pseudo-retired, opting not to fight. He retreated to one of the less-populated Planes, and lived a fairly nomadic lifestyle. He could, however, be found giving time-based advice to whoever would seek him out. He used his immortality to relax, and still do his valuable work ensuring that the timeline was never split in two.
Alt: Just before Reality ended, the Temporal Guardian fled to the past, finding an empty Plane to camp out in. They spent thousands of years wrestling with Reality's inescapable fate, having no contact with any other beings of any kind, knowing that any attempt to change things would only result in things becoming a million times worse. They stayed in an empty Plane and tried to ignore Reality's fate, but found themselves unable to sleep... ever. Their immortality twisted in on itself, as they repeatedly warped back in time, going back and forth between trying to always be somewhere new so as to avoid seeing one of their past or future selves, or to give up and allow the end of Reality to take them as well. Finally, one night, it became too much to bear, and they went back in time to before Reality began. It is impossible to say what became of them after that.

Mark III Tactical Flashbang:
Becoming a new officer of the International Police Force, they traveled to critical hostage situations, and used their stunning power to stun large groups of criminals, allowing the police to take them in without killing them. The lives of many hostages in many hostage situations were saved thanks to their service.
Alt: Perished as Reality itself ended.

Magitek Servitor Factory, Servitors:
The Servitors and their parent factory, being machines, had trouble adjusting. The Servitors eventually had their functions altered to become new all-purpose robots, with many of their original combat functions removed. Whether for construction, servitude, or search-and-rescue, the Servitors were all-purpose robots that found themselves in the hands of many upper-class family homes.
Alt: Perished as Reality itself ended.

Hellfire Crystal Golem:
Traveled to the ruins of Hell, and took a nice warm bath. Eventually, they got bored, and decided to return to their friend Rotaz. Together, they worked to make crystals that have healing properties be actually a real thing, instead of something New Age hippies believe in.
Alt: Perished as Reality itself ended.

Rotaz:
Rotaz became one of the most famous inventors to ever live, living a full life of brilliance until a peaceful retirement and death. Their inventions were credited by historians to have eventually made the cost of Inter-Plane travel to be less expensive than a regular plane ticket.
Alt: Perished as Reality itself ended.

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OOC: Your entities have had their storied resolved. With this, entities can no longer be created. They will likely be unnecessary for the coming fights. The next update comes soon!




THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

ITINERARY:
-Prepare.

[AG]Altair - CP: 15

[V]Heal Block (No AG/N entities can be healed!)

[AG]God of Magic and Knowledge: 50,000,000 HP, 10,000,000A/LearnAbout!A (can use regular attack or Learn About)(Minor God)(Boss)


Player list:

Spoiler

Alastair Dragovich - CP: 0 (X-Blade (use to protect one Player from death once!))
Bill Nye - CP: 0 (has super sharp gold sword - 3 power left, burny iron sword - 3 power left, bow and arrow - 3 power)
Captain.cat - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)(has 1 Boost Stone)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)(has Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Overpowering Poison+1, Remnant crypt energy, EMP, Mopium, Godmodder Tracker V1.0, always-hit-Monocle)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 0 (has Cybil's blood sample, anti-infantry railgun, pocket reactor(1 power), power armor)
Crusher48 - CP: 0 (Has Tactician Soul in a Bottle, Scanner Cannon)
Dangan_Machin - CP: 0
Daskter - CP: 0
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 0 (Espionage ghost)(Goopcalibur - 25+15 Power + Goop/Poison effects!)(Extra Goopcalibur power is used when attacking)
Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 15
Ender_Smirk - CP: 9 (has Shadow Agitator)
[N+1]EternalStruggle - CP: 0
Exoskeletal65 - CP: 0
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 0 (has bag of nine-sided die)(D U C K)
General_Urist - CP: 5 (Shotgun of Dope - 1 power left, attack debuffs whoever it hits)
GoldHero101 - CP: 0 (has Ultimo Durana(4 power left, Self damage ticket))
I'mTotallyNot-R.O.B - CP: 0 (has Super Soldier Serum)
[N+2]Joebobobob - CP: 25 (has nice bed, infinite charmzard energy, 2 Boost Stones, cyan orb(1 power) 1 Cleansed (?) Multiplier Orb, Something, 1 Godmodder lock)
Karpinsky - CP: 3
Krill13 - CP: 23
Moonstar101 - CP: 0
O.R.I.G.I.N. - CP: 0
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 0 (BUFFNESS, Save Point: Empty)
Pionoplayer - CP: 0
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 8
Strider626 - CP: 2
That-Random-Guy - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)(has Echolocation)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 14 (has grenades, Antimatter bullet))
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 16
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]The Ego - CP: 1 (+10,000 HP sword, Delicious cake, one use of Somno powers, Player Eye, Player Knife, RGB control panel(has red, green, blue buttons), four-leaf clover)
Vylad - CP: 8 (wearing Impervium Armour, protects from damage!)(has Wound healer, Coin Flipper)
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 1 (has Mook Kill Switch, more of a BBB, +1,000A Iron sword, 10,000 damage token, 1 Multiplier Orb, greatsword, 1 Godmodder Lock)

Player Inventory:
Bonfire(3 uses left)(Spend your entire turn resting here to heal)
Ultimate Orb of Shielding(+1 attack shield to everything on field)
Orb of Resurrection (Revives one dead allied entity at full strength)
Godmodding Vol. 1
Medkit x 2, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Bravely Default Asterisks(mirror asterisk has 30 million damage laser special, 0% repaired), Mirror Frame, Black Filling
Charge Booster (damage: 7/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Celestial Guidance(2 uses left)
CP Converter
100,000 CP Crystal
Powerful Callback Greatsword
Ore of Orichalcum
Godmodder Soul Orb

 

[Moniker]

Wait a minute, I should be charging CP! We can use it for extra actions later on!

Focused Action: Charge 3 CP. I also try to claim I was totally charging CP all along during the last few updates. Yes I know raw power will be useless, but I'd like some extra actions at key moments.

Click to shrink...

Using CP for a fourth action is no longer allowed at this point.

Nonetheless. +3 CP.

[1x] I ask GoMaK if they can(as in are willing to) use LearnAbout! on Something for me, while giving them an attack shield, just in case.

[1x] Hah! no, I'm not using the 'Higher Cosmic Court of Inter-Plane affairs'! No, I'm using the Joebobian miniverses (staffed almost-entirely by mini-JOEbobs) embedded in every atom or indivisible unit, with control over said atom or indivisible unit! I've mentioned them several times! Using the argument listed earlier, the Joebobian universes are convinced that I'm technically correct (the best kind of correct) about The Truth's author being guilty of slander and false advertising, and therefore broadcast the JOEbobian order for the appropriate measures to be taken against him or her, keeping them from breathing, talking, possibly thinking depending on substrate, and so on.

[1x]On that note, I remind the Miniverses that the Godmodder failed to show up and present his case in the trial that began just prior to The Wall sealing him off, and in fact did not acknowledge said trial in any discernible way prior to said sealing- or afterwards. They should make him pay fees- contempt of the court at least. nothing too major, just a slap on the wrist since he had an... okish... reason; just one damage next time they can reach him. or something like that.

[1cp] I build something similar to my infinite-storage stasis machine plan in a hole in the ground near the stasis machine,set up the simulator I need, using FTL signalling for infinite computation and so on,add a hookup field...
Then, I have the stasis machine catch anyone who dies and isn't an entity, and drop them into the hole (wherapon they will be still alive and in the simulator until the end of reality or dismantling of the hole), and also tell the machine (if i can control it enough to do so) to grab as many future deaths as it safely can (as there are no entities left, but it can probably hold more then it's holding, right?).

Click to shrink...

The JOEbobian universes were already stopped by the incredibly numerous anti-JOEbob agencies who intervened earlier in the game.

GOMAK: ...Just tell me what you want. Well, no, it looks like you're about to leave, so... nevermind.

Using CP for extra actions is disabled.

I blink, take a second to look at the popcorn machine gun, and smack myself for not remembering this before. What goes great with popcorn?....... I dunno, I suddenly forget my train of thought and shrug. Might as well expand my food arsenal.

I FOCUS on a melee option.
A saber appears at my side, the blade composed of hard, dry dough and sharpened to an almost impossible edge, while slathered in burning cheese(half burnt, half flaming). For some reason, the dough is impervious to the cheese' burning, though I don't think the same can be said about other people.

I feel quite accomplished with this. Dry, and burning pasta coming right up

Click to shrink...

You get the DELICIOUS SWORD! Maybe it could fill up whatever enemy you face next, make them get full, and then they'll go to sleep and you can take them out?

Still time?

I consider....I have three Actions.

I guess with the First, I ask Micheal if he can tell us how Tribulation 5 wil go, or if there is anything they can say.

With the second, I go to GOMAK... and show him The Truth. "Who wrote this? He's coming and he's a huge Godmodder supporter."

And now... I pull out the X-Blade.

Should I Keyheart someone now or later? There's nothing happening now. But we wouldn't know who needs Keyhearting and who doesn't. So I'm going to leave it to a vote:

Keyheart now or later? And who if now? It'd basically allow anyone to survive a Mortal Action should we need to use one...

Click to shrink...

Michael: ... I ...

Michael looks away. Looking away doesn't suit an angel. You feel dread.

Michael: ...Have faith.

GOMAK: With my knowledge, I see...

GOMAK: Ah. His name is The Writer. And his ability is to... rewrite Reality, or at least very small portions of it. Be careful.

All I can do.... is charge x3.

Click to shrink...

Okay now am more paranoid than earlier
I still retain that power to see godmodder trickery
And nothing.... Maybe he covered what he's gonna do with a layer of nothing
Don't ask me how that works but it's the god modder
Godmodder with no tricks.... no way!!!


I boost my ability ash killing bones (not exactly sure if this is the name)
Now i have the same abilities that Kaguya had
But the the bones are now more powerful

Ie, now can fire bones that disintegrates even gods
Also am keeping my three eyes peeled
Just in case ya know

Click to shrink...

You three eyes are PEELED! You see in every direction! And you can DEFINITELY see that the Godmodder's Terminal Area appears to be at the bottom of a massive sky-scraping elevator that stretches straight towards the clouds!

You now have SUPER BONES. Use this power wisely.

Eyowe, somehow mistaking 23 rocks he found on the ground as his CP, tries to create a yo-yo to play around with using said CP(rocks).

Also, if it's just been left there, Eyowe takes the armor the Dark One took off and equips it back on, taking the incoming pain as if it were a Clifford-sized pet dog about to pounce on him.

Click to shrink...

You are now wearing GODMODDER ARMOR. It's incredibly durable, but also really, really hurts. Constantly. Ow.

You deploy your own powers to inject yourself with amphetamines and mitigate some of the pain. If you need to use your powers for other things while wearing the armor, you might start to become injured.

I psych myself up for the Final Battle

Click to shrink...

Do some calisthenics... deep breathing... here goes...!

Alright, the Ash Aragami's good ending made me a bit happy, since they are one of my longest living and most useful entities and everything. And I just like it.

I give Excalibur a bit more charge.

Click to shrink...

Nothing much left to do . . .

I vote that (and try to give) the 100000 CP crystal to Michael.

"He has far more use for it than us. I am sure Heaven can figure out how to extract and use small amounts of CP at a time, and the potential benefit for the peoples of reality is immense."

Click to shrink...

If several Players vote for it, it will be done.

I draw out my 2 swords I have in my inventory and just wait for something to happen

Click to shrink...

Your eye twitches... ANY MOMENT NOW...

I crack my knuckles, ready a copious amount of guns, prepare my abilities, and take a knee.

"Once more unto the breach..."

Click to shrink...

I prepare.

3 ACTION FOCUS - SET THE SPOTLIGHT: I pull out a jukebox, which plays: . Yep. The Dragon Quest 11 Theme. Amazing.

Click to shrink...

Everyone taps their feet, some of the tension lifting. Just LISTENING to this is making you more prepared!

Ah...now the stress and anxiety can begin fading. The construction of the giga-fortress fortunately proved a capable distraction, saving me the pain of saying good bye. With Reality in such dire straits and the Godmodder's might, survival is simply not guaranteed. If I just continue to treat this situation like a...temporary break everything will be fine. Like Evacucorp, everything will be fine.

Just focus on the positives and no sorrow will be revealed.

Without entities on the field, I can finally act more towards my interests than the AG side's interests. The Neutraladder is a brutal mistress in terms of not working with the AGers but now I don't have to constantly tiptoe around to avoid my entities being massacred by both the AGers and the PGers. That alone lightens the burden on my shoulders almost as much as no longer living in fear of losing my entities does!

...oh, right, I have actions to use! Preparing for the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny! I'm sure I can figure out something.

Let's see, the Godmodder Tracker V1.0 has been described as not functioning. However, as any mechanic can tell you, this is an easy fix. A few whacks with a wrench and functionality will be restored to the Godmodder Tracker V1.0. (x1)

Then, I RSVP for the next Tribulation. It's always polite to inform the host(s) you're attending the event and RSVPing provides benefits like space for your vehicle. After all, my zeppelin requires a lot space to fit. (x1)

Finally, I send Evacucorp an apology letter. While Evacucorp did wrong me and my entities via bureaucracy, I did cause them a fair amount of trouble. Destroyed security forces, a disrupted waiting room, helping Cloak break out an ancient entity, stealing, and more. I maintain that my actions during the side quest was justified but I can recognize the damage I dealt to Evacucorp.

The letter is fairly short and so generic I'm not even writing it but, honestly, that fits for Evacucorp. Add in how long it took for me to create and send this letter out on a dimension hopping robot...it really fits the Evacucorp mold. It will take an eternity for the letter to have any chance of escaping the automated bureaucracy but oh well, I've eliminated any miniscule level of guilt for what I did. Woooo mildly freer conscious! (x1)

Click to shrink...

The Godmodder Tracker's functionality is restored!

You send an RSVP. You don't know where it's going. But it is sent.

You send a letter to Evacucorp. Assuming Evacucorp still exists by then, in three days time you can expect to receive a curtly worded letter demanding a fine of several million dollars be paid. Ah well.

I charge 3 CP.

0 --> 3 CP

Click to shrink...

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You finish waiting around. With a sudden click and a judder, the Godmodder's elevator begins to slowly lift off the ground! As Altair looks on, his face alight with quiet fury, the Godmodder gives one last grin before standing back. The elevator begins to move faster and faster as it rises.

Up above, you see clouds. If Arsenical were here, he'd recognize them as Heaven's clouds. Normally they look bright and joyous, but right now, they look dark and stormy. The Godmodder will soon ascend into Heaven, where he will begin the 5th Tribulation alone.

Altair: Something's not right.

Altair: Come on, let's follow him.

Each of you leaps in the air, and summons up some type of rising device. Levitation, jetpacks, or in Dragon_of_Hope's case, an actual dragon to ride. You move towards where the Godmodder's elevator is, but it keeps going faster! And faster!

Suddenly, about three-fourths of the way up, it comes to a sudden halt.

Right next to the elevator, a portal opens up, a small platform for standing on spawning in the middle of the air. An arm reaches around and grasps the portal before pulling a man through, dressed in fancy formal clothing.

???: I've done it. I've escaped The Ruins.

???: And with perfect timing.

The Godmodder presses a button in the elevator, and opens up a small slit for talking.

The Godmodder: Give it here. I'm in a hurry, and the Players are following you.

???: Take it.

The new individual slides a note through the slip. A tiny post-it note. Nobody sees what's on it.

The Godmodder grabs the Post-it note and takes a look at it. He turns it around, and looks at the back.

The Godmodder: I understand.

???: Godmodder... before you go... I have one final request.

???: The new Reality. I would ask that you-

The Godmodder: No. Goodbye.

The Godmodder closes the slit and presses another button. The elevator begins to move again. At precisely that point, you arrive.

Altair: Players! You deal with whoever this loser is. It'll probably be useless, but I'm going to try and stop the Tribulation battle.

The newcomer looks like Altair's lack of acknowledgement has ruffled his feathers a little. Altair flies away, towards a higher point on the elevator's chain.

The newcomer turns towards you, ignoring Altair. He speaks

???: Players... It is good to at last meet you. I have heard so much about you.

He spots a book in your inventory. The Truth.

???: Ah... you've read my book!

???: I am The Writer. In terms of pure strength, I am weak.

The Writer: But I can rewrite pieces of Reality into whatever I choose. I may not be able to beat you.

The Writer: I do not NEED to beat you. Soon, the 5th Tribulation will begin, and the Godmodder will gain the power to remake this Reality!

The Writer: When he does so, all the hopelessness, the pain of it all... it will all be erased.

The Writer: I don't expect you to give up. Throw your attacks at me all you like. They won't work.

GOMAK: The post-it note... he masked whatever was on it, even from me!

GOMAK: Players! Try to find out what it was! It must have been the assignment mentioned at the end of The Truth...

GOMAK: For now, I'm going to join your friends. But before that, let me help.

GOMAK closes his eyes, and sticks his hands straight out. A floor made out of magic appears, covering a decent distance around the small platform The Writer is standing on. You have a platform for the battle!

GOMAK flies off to help the others. It looks like it's up to you once again.

The Writer: If you don't attack me, nothing bad will happen to you.

The Writer: But my power is the representation of the utter uselessness of everything in this Reality.

The Writer: No matter what you do, you can't hurt me. It's hopeless.

The Writer: You think you can change Reality, just because you're Players...? I'll show you otherwise. I'll show you the Truth!

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The Writer is a powerful foe! You'll need to deal with him somehow! You could probably flee from this fight, but the Godmodder's safe in his elevator... you need to know what The Writer did to aid the Godmodder!

There are two ways to defeat the Writer. The first is to get past his powers and land a hit on him. The second is to engage him in debate, and lower his Nihilism to 0! It doesn't matter how, but you need to do it.

If you want to attack him, you'll need to deal with his power. He has the power to overwrite your own posts.

Defeat the Writer!

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THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Writer!

[N]The Writer: 1/1 HP, Rewrite!A, Nihilism: 100%[IIIIIIIIII]

Player list:

Spoiler

Alastair Dragovich - CP: 0 (X-Blade (use to protect one Player from death once!))
Bill Nye - CP: 0 (has super sharp gold sword - 3 power left, burny iron sword - 3 power left, bow and arrow - 3 power)
Captain.cat - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)(has 1 Boost Stone)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)(has Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Overpowering Poison+1, Remnant crypt energy, EMP, Mopium, Godmodder Tracker V1.0, always-hit-Monocle)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 3 (has Cybil's blood sample, anti-infantry railgun, pocket reactor(1 power), power armor)
Crusher48 - CP: 3 (Has Tactician Soul in a Bottle, Scanner Cannon)
Dangan_Machin - CP: 0
Daskter - CP: 0
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 0 (Espionage ghost)(Goopcalibur - 28+15 Power + Goop/Poison effects!)(Extra Goopcalibur power is used when attacking)
Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 15
Ender_Smirk - CP: 9 (has Shadow Agitator)
[N+1]EternalStruggle - CP: 0
Exoskeletal65 - CP: 0
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 0 (has bag of nine-sided die)(D U C K)
General_Urist - CP: 5 (Shotgun of Dope - 1 power left, attack debuffs whoever it hits)
GoldHero101 - CP: 0 (has Ultimo Durana(4 power left, Self damage ticket))
I'mTotallyNot-R.O.B - CP: 0 (has Super Soldier Serum)
[N+2]Joebobobob - CP: 25 (has nice bed, infinite charmzard energy, 2 Boost Stones, cyan orb(1 power) 1 Cleansed (?) Multiplier Orb, Something, 1 Godmodder lock)
Karpinsky - CP: 3
Krill13 - CP: 23
Moonstar101 - CP: 0
O.R.I.G.I.N. - CP: 0
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 0 (BUFFNESS, Save Point: Empty)
Pionoplayer - CP: 0
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 11
Strider626 - CP: 2
That-Random-Guy - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)(has Echolocation)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 14 (has grenades, Antimatter bullet))
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 16
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]The Ego - CP: 1 (+10,000 HP sword, Delicious cake, one use of Somno powers, Player Eye, Player Knife, RGB control panel(has red, green, blue buttons), four-leaf clover)
Vylad - CP: 8 (wearing Impervium Armour, protects from damage!)(has Wound healer, Coin Flipper)
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 1 (has Mook Kill Switch, more of a BBB, +1,000A Iron sword, 10,000 damage token, 1 Multiplier Orb, greatsword, 1 Godmodder Lock)

Player Inventory:
Bonfire(3 uses left)(Spend your entire turn resting here to heal)
Ultimate Orb of Shielding(+1 attack shield to everything on field)
Orb of Resurrection (Revives one dead allied entity at full strength)
Godmodding Vol. 1
Medkit x 2, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Bravely Default Asterisks(mirror asterisk has 30 million damage laser special, 0% repaired), Mirror Frame, Black Filling
Charge Booster (damage: 7/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Celestial Guidance(2 uses left)
CP Converter
100,000 CP Crystal
Powerful Callback Greatsword
Ore of Orichalcum
Godmodder Soul Orb

 

[Moniker]

Action 1: Most of the horror of this reality comes from the Godmodder himself. After his arrival on Earth, everything on Earth has gotten worse. Before, we had crackpot dictators, dumb presidents, and the odd criminal. But afterwards?

His arrival made a massive chunk of the planet uninhabitable. Every time he got past the barrier designed to keep him in the uninhabitable area, more people died. The arms race between Player and Godmodder resulted in a distribution of technology that destabilized the remaining world, and the Players couldn't deal with those issues (partly because players are weaker outside the proximity of a godmodder, and partly because they were busy fighting a worse threat).

Thus, why would the Godmodder make reality better? What if he decides that his ideal reality is one where everyone is constantly tortured for his amusement? Would that truly be better than the current reality? And would it be better than the reality that would have happened had he never appeared?

For that matter, if you believe reality needs to be rewritten, why have Verraad do it? Why not rewrite it yourself? Or share the power with everyone and let them work together to form the best reality possible?

Click to shrink...

The Writer: Before? No. The Godmodders have always harassed Earth. If they didn't attack Earth, they'd attack somewhere else.

The Writer: The little people of Reality have to bear the burdens thrust upon them by the great and powerful forces far above them. The Godmodder has always been one of those burdens.

The Writer: At least if there was only one ruling force, then the Godmodder would eventually perish. And then, the denizens of the new Reality could grow on their own.

The Writer: I would do it myself, but... I'm not strong enough. This is the only way.

-2% Nihilism!

"You gave him God's Critical Soul Weakness, as found from the Ruins, didn't you?"

Click to shrink...

The Writer turns to stare at you.

The Writer: Very astute. An excellent guess - and an educated one too, not a lucky one.

The Writer: Yes. That's what I gave him.

The Writer: Of course, in order to counter it, you'll still need to figure out exactly what it is.

Opening shot: The soul orb will soon be shattered. The cycle of Godmodders will end. That much pain, that much sorrow, all the horrors of the Godmodders will not continue.

Also, us Players have created a entity fully capable of cleaning up all the nastiness left behind by the wars between players and godmodders, so with time that too will end.

Putting aside all the existing joys and good things in Reality that I'm sure my fellow Players will tell you about, things will get better, and soon.

Click to shrink...

The Writer: You really believe in Alice? You really think she'll uphold her end of the bargain? You've seen how she fades in and out of being reasonable. She's on the same slow downward spiral every Godmodder goes through.

The Writer: This isn't the first time people have come oh-so-close to breaking the cycle. But always, it continues. A good effort, but not enough.

-2% nihilism!

(The Writer isn't taking much nihilism damage... following up and countering The Writer's counters allows you to be much more effective!

"You claim that everything is currently hopeless? What about what you are doing right now, don't you think that instead of helping the Godmodder, you should instead be doing something that will help alleviate the hopelessness? Because the opposite of that is helping the Godmodder. While he will create a new reality if he wins, whos to say it will have more hope, rather than less? Who is to say, that he will not just create a new reality, filled with slaves forced to obey his will, or will only have mindless creatures, which means there will be no hope nor hopelessness. Instead of helping him, you should help this reality. The Godmodder has made millions, possibly billions feel hopeless, whereas we are trying to give everyone hope and win this battle. It's even in my name, Dragon Of Hope. So help us defeat the Godmodder, and hope should be well on its way to being restored to almost everyone."

Click to shrink...

The Writer: Hope? You claim to represent hope? Hope amidst everything?

The Writer: Tell me then. What have you done for hope?

(An opening?)

"Um." I point in the general direction of the Godmodder. "Why are you helping him when he didn't even hear out your request just now? Also, please explain why you think that someone who hates everyone so much that he'd rather kill them all rather than leave anyone alive in the new Universe to enjoy hope and a life without suffering would remove the concepts of suffering and hopelessness? If he's still just as powerful and hateful there, he might very well create misery and people to experience it for his amusement with no one any the wiser."

Then I use an Action! I summon a chunk of wood.

I pull out my X-Blade! And sit down.

I then use my next Action! To carve a cute little statue of D.I.G.I.

"Hey, look at this! A Wood carving of my little girl! An entity whose purpose is to bring proper endings to anything Playermade and deal with them properly... then just go and live her life. But you know, she only gets to resolve one of your chapters of problematic Truths if she lives. Which she won't if the Godmodder kills us all."

Then, with my final Action!

I create some delicious tea.

"Want some tea while we debate?" I offer him a cup.

EDIT:
I strike through my above Action when realize that I could be solving some problems in Reality while I wait. I'd have kept the Tea and offer for tea, you see, but Winkins decided to provide refreshments and there are bigger concerns. I decide as an opening gambit to solve the problem of the dwindling space in the Soul Orb, since if everything in reality is ported into here, it'll be crushed and kill everyone/everything anyway.

I proceed to use the 4th Spacial dimension and to shunt some of the uninhabited/dangerous Planes/Universes/Areas-of-importance into spots where the 4th Spacial Dimension and 3rd Spacial Dimension is empty simultaneously. It should act like Sci-fi Space Pockets: Anything being ported in won't have to worry about what's technically not there since they'll be in the 'space pockets'.

Click to shrink...

The Writer: People are already miserable and hopeless in this Reality! If the Godmodder makes a new one, there's at least a chance for improvement.

The sci-fi space pockets clear a little extra room for the people of Reality.

The Writer: D.I.G.I... this is new to me.

The Writer: Player Powers can be used for joy as well as suffering, healing as well as hurting, that is true...

The Writer: But. Players as a whole are too selfish to use them for this purpose!

The Writer: You've decided to "do some good" the moment doing good becomes relevant for your personal goal of dissuading me. I don't see how that's supposed to convince me.

-7% Nihilism! The revelation of D.I.G.I made him soften up for a moment...

I just start creating comfy chairs and a table with drinks for the Writer and those who debate him. I slide a cooler with various drinks near the table before turning to the Writer. You can rewrite Reality yes? Can't you help mold this Reality for the better? There are plenty of problems I realize, but there are potential ways to solve them. Your strength being one of them.

Click to shrink...

The Writer: My Reality-rewriting powers have utility, but are ultimately inferior to the powers you possess. They are difficult to use offensively.

The Writer: At one point in the past, I tried. Tried to fight for good, and tear down some of these overpoweringly evil systems...

The Writer: During that time, I realized how hopeless of an endeavor it was.

-3% Nihilism!

The quiet watcher sighs as he begins talking, charging up CP with all of his actions as he did so.

"You know, I don't get it. You claim you can rewrite anything, yet your book was full of enough holes in your logic that JOEbobobob wants to sue you for at least five different charges of slander. Let me repeat that: JOEbobobob wants to sue you for slander. Your claims were full of nonsense, not in that they were implausible, but for the lines that were false. Your logic holds no rational information, yet you took them as far as you could without changing your perception. It's as though..." He paused as he gave the Writer a second look, one full of pity.

"You can't get it, can you? Your ability to adapt to the world is nonexistent, likely something that never was. You can't accept that things can change, or at least you can't believe that the very fabric of the world isn't Fated for a terrible end, let alone that Fate doesn't exist in a form that influences everyone. Instead, you pushed your ability to see everything and seemingly decided that Nihilism wasn't extreme enough, and chose to end everything instead of doing something more productive when you encountered Veraad, or whatever the fool's name was." He shook his head at that thought.

"Still, even if you had decided to do that much, you don't get what true nothing is. My job before I was roped into all of this was watching the edges, keeping an eye on existence itself, and ensuring that nothing remained outside of it all. I have seen nothing in all of its forms. I know beyond anything else that there's no good reasoning to wish anyone such a fate, and while I cannot recall why I chose to fight against the Godmodder in the first place, the fact that he wishes to render all other life in existence into nothing is why I remained and fought. If you want to die to the point where you wished to be rendered into nothing, with no traces of yourself left amidst existance, I'd say that you don't get what that truly means. So, tell me..." He trailed off for a moment as he watched the Writer, ears clear of anything that would hinder the response.

"Were you born like this, or were you made this way by what you did with yourself? What made you into the Writer?"

Click to shrink...

The Writer: JOEbob wants to sue everyone for everything... clearly you didn't read "The Truth about JOEbob" bonus chapter.

The Writer: That said... nothing...

The Writer: Surely, nothing is better than the eternal suffering that is Reality? SURELY?

The Writer: As for what I am... I used to be idealistic. I used to believe things could be changed.

The Writer: Then I tried to fight against Evacucorp. I believed it would be the first good part of a larger campaign.

The Writer: I learned so much there. And suffered much, too. After 8 years stuck waiting in lines, you have a lot of time to think. Too much.

-3% nihilism!

[2x] (This is two actions; my confronting him with his books badness, and after the spoiler, my explaining why he's too pessimistic. a [1x] in the middle would break the flow, so... yeah. )Also i stab myself for thinking I can attack The Writer.

Spoiler

<if there's even a slim chance of the below Doing anything, I will be spending an action on it next turn or as soon as feasible.>
You don't get to know whether there's a slim chance of anything. Do it or don't.

"This is my argument for why your work, 'The Truth', is a violation of all basic journalistic integrity."
"and also, yanno, not 'The Truth'."
"Another thing worth noting? You're ridiculously pessimistic. You have some points, sure. I guess. But you overplay the bad. There are gods which care. there are players which do, too. One of my earlier acts in my tenure as a player? I saw there was an 'Eternal Stasis Machine', and I replaced that Eternal Sleep with Eternal Paradise (up to the limits of my action, i suppose.) for everything I then knew to exist in the world."
"Aside from once or twice, I did not have sentient entities, so they did not suffer (and those that were sentient, came from shenanigans, not my own actions.)."
"The Architects were not the wisest to be, either. While the track record of reality isn't the greatest, There were ways around the risk. Consider: there was a potentially-finite time the multiverse would last without them, and we may be reaching the end of that time."
"There is a different time it would take for one of them to go bad."
"If they constrained themselves to majority vote, and added a 'roleback' state of their minds, to bring back any 'gone bad' Architects to their old selves, then the time it would take for them to become tyrants would be as long as it takes for all of them to go bad simultanously in the span of minutes by pure chance."
"This too can be avoided, by having the backup vote on whether they have gone bad. if they cannot go bad in half a week, they certainly cannot go bad, period."
"Parts of reality are bad. parts are good. but do you believe this to be a world designed maliciously, for evil directly and in force? That is not the world in which I think we live."
"But the Godmodders world? It, likely, would be a maliciously-designed one, of torment and hatred. Not for his intrinsic character, but for the fabric of Godmodding of which he is wrought."
"I think there are three types of worlds."
"There are the good worlds, with a god. We do not live in that world. Those are worlds where all are happy and meaningful, life is good. nobody dies meaninglessly. This path is not our path."
"There are the bad worlds, with a malicious deity. We do not, yet, live in that world. They are worlds of pain and torment, where good is punished and evil rewarded, where Godmodders are the Gods unopposed- but perhaps my example is biased? regarldess, this is not our path."
"If there were a true god, one of these worlds would almost certainly result. even with a simulation embedded, God would steer the contained world according to their desires."
"But... if one could follow the simulations math... and it painted a picture unopposed?"
"This is a question God, true or not, cannot change. It will never be, in a world with a just God, or a world with an evil God. But... again, but... what would the numbers show, if they were there?"
"We live in such a world. One birthed perhaps of hypothetical, or perhaps of natural law. We live in a world beyond the reach of God."
"And because of this, the world is what we will make it. When the Architects were fools, their foolishness saw potential die. When Satan created the Godmodders, his mistake saw untold quantities slain and slaved... though that might have been on purpose."
"When Players make their realms of suffering, there is pain. When a player acts for reasoned good, there is light."
"And For all this worlds Faults... for all the weaknesses and problems of a World beyond the reach of God, for all the flaws of a land wrought by chance..."
"This is still preferable to the malicious worlds. The land with only some lands of suffering, better then it as an infinite expanse."
"That is my stance, and I believe, if you truly thought, it would be yours, too."
"That said I cannot use my common morality argument because you have not opposed it. You're just too pessimistic, so pessimistic your expectations are genuinely undershooting reality. It's kind of remarkable, actually."
"Now, please don't block my next action. If the Godmodder wins, it will mean little, and if they fail, it is the first step on a road to saving all that is. So just let it be."

[1x] I build something similar to my infinite-storage stasis machine plan in a hole in the ground near the stasis machine,set up the simulator I need, using FTL signalling for infinite computation and so on,add a hookup field...
Then, I have the stasis machine catch anyone who dies and isn't an entity, and drop them into the hole (wherapon they will be still alive and in the simulator until the end of reality or dismantling of the hole), and also tell the machine (if i can control it enough to do so) to grab as many future deaths as it safely can (as there are no entities left, but it can probably hold more then it's holding, right?).

Click to shrink...

The Writer: Eternal paradise? More like, "eternal placation". You might as well have just set up an automated amphetamine injector, that would have been about the same moral weight as setting up a simulated paradise.

The Writer: Don't pretend that you're some kind of hero, JOEbob. Through all your incarnations, you've been more concerned with looking good than doing good.

The Writer: The Architects... Could of. Would of. Should of. Whatever. Hindsight is 20/20. Majority votes won't change that they had more power than anything else. Too much power.

The Writer: Are you saying... that no matter what world the Godmodder makes... it will definitely be worse than our world now?

The Writer: The evil in our world is insidious... fueled by apathy and self-righteousness... but is that worse than pure malice...?

The Writer: No. It can't be. This world, this Reality, it's too horrible...

Critical Argument! -10% nihilism!

Opening my mouth to say anything, I find myself leaving my mouth open for a few seconds to realize that I don't have anything to say at the moment or how the Writer thinks of the current state of reality.

Stumped over what to say or think about, I simply sit on the sides as I prepare some refreshments and create some chairs and cushions for the other players or even the Writer if he doesn't mind having some lemonade or bottled water as it looks like this might be a lengthy debate.

Click to shrink...

The Writer: Thanks...

-1% nihilism!

First, I question whether roleplay posts are even allowed at this point, considering what's going down here is talking. Second I smack myself in the head.

"Son of a bitch, why the fuck did it slip my mind to do what Joe did? We still have Actions! Assuming the Writer isn't going to just spite us because he refuses to change his mind, we could still be doing some good outside of the battle!"

I then widen my eyes. "Shit. The Planes being ported in. We need to keep the destruction down. I know other Players are currently doing evacuations and emergency work themselves, but we need to make sure whatever is left isn't destroyed by the last few planes coming in!"

I take a deep breath, then decide to edit my previous post. Other people are bringing in refreshments. I rub my temples.

"I can't say I regret my other two actions, since they have a purpose of showing you some vital evidence, but I'll change my third one to keep helping people out. Mr. Writer- or do you have a degree or title I can call you next turn?" After hearing the response. "Look, Maybe we need a few infodumps. We're already making our opening arguments after reading your book, but that might be a bit jumping the gun. What we don't know is where you got your information and what your relation to the Godmodder is. Mind filling us in on those? Assuming you're even willing to hear us out?"

I then catch how accusatory I sound and sigh. "Sorry. I just have bad experiences with people being stubborn. They don't listen. They blow people off. They refuse to consider other people's points of view. I cannot remember a debate where the other person didn't outstubborn me. So my instincts default to assuming the other person just doesn't fucking care about opinions other than their own, because if they give up on their opinion... I honestly don't know. But they lose their shit if they're pushed and shut down when challenged in my experience. Which is categorically false, despite my Heart's protests."

I groan. "Great, i'm rambling. Sorry about that. With everyone arguing at once, it must be annoying. Need a 'Free Action' painkiller?"

I then blink. Then, using no Actions at all, since it's not affecting the field and immediate area, I proceed to give someone, somewhere in Reality a break they need to change for the better. Just to see if it works.

/Roleplay...?

Click to shrink...

The Writer: Degree or Title? "The" is fine.

The Writer: Where I got my information? Well, there were many sources. I initially became curious reading the pamphlets in Evacucorp's various waiting rooms.

The Writer: Later on, I went on journeys spanning many Planes to gather the rest of the information. I've done too many different things to count.

The Writer: At some point, I learned of the Godmodder, and met with him in private as I was finishing my work. And so I received my final assignment.

The Writer: ...I must say, I agree that debate can be truly exhausting. Maybe you can convince other listeners (who already agreed with you to start), but can you convince who you're talking to? Mmf...

The Writer: But. I am your enemy, not your debate club partner! I expected you to attack me, why aren't you?

Action Two: What have you been doing this whole time, Writer? You have the power to warp reality, and yet rather than try to fix it, you've abandoned it to pursue some longshot plan to rewrite reality. Your ability to rewrite what someone does with their action could have almost effortlessly defeated the Godmodder, and as has previously been established, destroying the Godmodder and ending the cycle would improve reality.

Click to shrink...

The Writer: Effortlessly? No. You've seen how statistically weak I am. Against the Godmodder, I couldn't stand up long term. Even against you, I couldn't last forever... long enough to buy the Godmodder the time he needs, but not forever.

The Writer: I am mortal, mostly. There is far, far too much for me to ever fix.

-2% nihilism!

I decide to talk to the Author. And I'm going to be frank with him.

"I've seen Reality, and so have you. I've seen firsthand what happens when a Player's efforts persist beyond when they should. But most importantly, I've seen Verraad and his works. A vast swathe of land on Earth is quarantined because of him. Myriad planes of reality know nothing but war and tyranny because of him. Countless Players have fought and died facing him, and died again on the HEXAGONAFIELD, and died one last time amid the dark tortures of his Shadow Realm prisons."

"I've seen one of those prisons, from the inside. Its warden? Another player, just as much a prisoner as the rest of us. We tried to set him up well as we escaped, but there was nothing we could do. This was Verraad's work. And this was far from his only prison."

"You yourself admit that Godmodding corrupts, regardless of the intentions of its wielder. Given this, can you truly trust Verraad to make a better reality? Can you tell me, without a shadow of a doubt, that whatever Verraad would make from nothing will be better than what we might make from repairing the damage he has wrought?"

"We have faced Verraad. We have overcome insurmountable odds at every turn. We have faced all but the last of his Sealed Bosses, and all but one of them twice. We have seen how he corrupts Heaven and Hell, tricks and connives to use Players as pawns to build his armies. But we have gone further. We have removed all but one of his hit points. We have faced down two Reality-ending threats: a Deleter gone mad, and Go An Na himself. And each time we have emerged stronger, and wiser."

"Now, once again. Look me in the eye right now and tell me, without a shadow of a doubt, that Verraad, the most corrupt of all Godmodders, will do a better job fixing Reality than us. And when you can't, stand aside."

Click to shrink...

The Writer stares you down.

The Writer: You... think you can fix Reality...?

The Writer: What have you done so far? You can't be so naive as to think you'll still have Player Powers at the end of all this...

-3% nihilism! What have you done so far, hmm...

Finally back from my vacations ! I hope I missed nothing : P

1. ''Isn't helping the godmodder against your nihilism since it gives you a purpose ?''
2.
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/nihilism.png
3.''Nihilism sucks by the way''

Click to shrink...

The Writer: There's always a relevant xkcd... curse you, Dangan_Machin...

-2% nihilism!

[aleph] Leah stares upon the writer, effectively a decent embodiemnt of the despair and pain of the planes. And she waves a hand. "Uh, Hi. I'm Leah. This is Omniglot, floating beside me. Uh, what's your name? You didn't actually, uh, give it. I'm fairly sure your mom and pop weren't mean enough to literally name you 'The Writer.' I mean, all considered, you're not exactly here for helping us, but, like, given the situation, I'd rather just talk this one out. I think all of us are... Kinda forgetting the 101s of social interaction, though."

[bet] "They say hell is the lowest form of salvation. Even then, what's stopping Verraad from just having everything be as it was, except he's controlling all of it? Or, basically-someone who is basically competing for the late Prince of Lies in terms of atrocities per second in command of all of reality with an explicit love of doing stupid shit for stupid purposes, and you think his first reflex wouldn't be to make it worse instead of better? Or are you just so miserable that you, like... Like all of that was really just your wish to, I'unno, die?"

Leah pauses and realizes that was a pretty bad argument.

"...OK that was pretty bad and I apologize. I'm not a debater. I'm a teenage girl, and I don't think that magically changed overnight or anything. Hell I only got my throat in working order recently..."

Leah rubs her foot into the ground, and then her eyes light up.

"Oh, yeah! Uh, I know I didn't really partake in much of it at all, but thanks for, uh, writing the book, I guess? I mean. I completely disagree with the final 'truth' you keep insisting upon, but like, if it wasn't for someone who just blatantly put out all the wrong things with the world, I'm fairly sure none of us would have, uh, done anything about it. I didn't take a part in any of that... Hell, I kinda feel like I'm just kind of riding the coattails of success, even though I'm, well, here, with these legendary heroes of godly potential, fighting the Godmodder to his ugly face. But, like-seriously. A lot of the stuff you wrote about arguably only got fixed, err, because you wrote about it, because then it got our attention, and uh, well, you did say that our power was solving problems. They were... Big problems. Lemme just go down the list..."

"Players, and their werid glitchy nonsense? That's being covered by D.I.G.I, an ensouled entity made by Alastair. I wasn't paying attention, I was trying to remember things. Again-I kind of wish I was more active in affairs, but I had to get my life and memories in order, and then I tried volunteering myself to deal with the issue of the Planes colliding... Getting off track. IN any case, those weird creational things that Players do are going to get cleaned up."

"Godmodders? Alice's Soul Orb-Alice being Verraad's apprentice in case you didn't know-has been successfully locked up. Her own power over Godmodding has been purged from her, by herself, and she's away from the fighting now. IN other words-it appears that it'll all just vanish. We've actually broken the cycle. All we need now is Verraad dead as a doornail, and bam! Not only is Godmodding dead, it can't even come back because Satan's also dead."

"Go An Na is... I wasn't there for that, again, but I hear we gave him a right asskicking. AS it turns out, we are in the first loop-or, rather, there's no longer any chance of any stupid looping as these lunatics rolled over Go An Na and his godawful second chance like a bulldozer. I'd ask these guys for the details."

"If there's anything else-we can, you know, deal with it. And please-don't say this is that kind of logical fallacy where you've already come so far and shouldn't stop now. That's a load of balonga."

[gimel] Leah rubs her foot into the ground. "I don't really have much else to say right now, but, I was telling a story, before you came here, err, my story, though I think I got caught up in all the memories and just stayed silent for a while. I'm not sure if you care for all this debating and talking and reading-if you really have this 'rewrite' power anyways.You probably do and you'll probably like change the color of this block of text to prove it... What did I just say? I'm sorry, uh, care to listen? ... I guess you might not. I'm going to tell it anyways, I think a few of the other guys are. Where was I? Oh, yeah, just after Grimm."

For the sake of all sanity, Leah will inform the Writer of her story thus far if he cares to listen, but I won't re-write it here as that'd probably beef up this post by a massive factor without real necessity.

Spoiler: NOW ITS ACTUALLY IMPORTANT OH NO

So, shortly after meeting Grimm and deciding to listen to the 'old man voice' about fixing a problem, our stumbling throughout the various planes became far less pleasureable. Keep in mind-we didn't have any clue what was going on, where or when we were, and we were still clueless enough to not really realize what time it was or when it was or anything like that. We were just following the local rules.

So it kind of came as a massive shock when I started seeing my face on wanted posters after our next stop. Those fanatical gryphon knights were still chasing us and we only barely lost the trial, and suddenly we're in their turf? Or whatever? Either way, I can tell you its a hell of a feeling to look at your own face on a wanted poster, see it listed for crimes you didn't commit, and have a bounty that'd probably bankrupt the Corporation to get or whatever. Given all the talk and shit, I figured that this had something to do with the Godmodder-and given how Godmodders are, I figure this was something to do with him specifically. Grimm and Meghan had posters too, but not nearly as many as I did-which I dont' think I quite recognized.

I forget what that plane was like, the plane i first saw those posters. we just relalized we needed to bail, and bail we did-into a portal into another realm where we were wanted, and our attempt at escape only tipped off the authorities. We were knocked unconscious as soon as we stepped through. I thought it was just game over right then and there, until I woke up in some kind of prison and was politely informed that I'd be taking part in gladiator games for the next fifty years to 'earn my freedom back' yeah right.

I... I freaked out. I wasn't particularly graceful. I banged on walls and shit and screamed and yelled that I was innocent and got laughed at a lot by the others. It was terrifying-my life in the hands of others who didn't care at all. And it was totally unfair. The insect weirdos that butchered my school, the gryphon knights that were hunting me down, and now the gladiator managers-or I'unno what they're called! Again. Teenager. The point was that it was all weird and unfair and I thought I was just going to sit there and die.

... I remember the next part very, very well. It was the 'old man voice' again, and this time he didn't wait for me to be unconscious. "That sure didn't take long..."

"What didn't? Getting overwhelemed and captured?"

"Basically. They organized quickly in response... I figured my connection to you wasn't being monitored, but I assume I shouldn't underestimate a dedicated enemy."

"The Godmodder?" I asked. I realize I was talking out loud and would've looked crazy, but whatever-that wasn't important right then and there.

"Not him. Just an entity-a summons to ensure such communications wouldn't go unnoticed. A way to fish for vulnerabilities and intelligence."

"... So its over then. I'm going to fight and die in a glatiatorial arena and probably wind up being forced to-"

"Actually its even worse than that. THey're not aware you're only wanted dead. You have a very limited amount of time to escape before the Ignition Gryphon Paladin Squadron catches up. Yes that's what they're called, and they will definitely kill you and possibly kill everyone on the plane for ensuring your survival."

That... Wasn't pleasant to hear.

"... Oh, oh god. Oh god oh god oh god."

"Calm down! I'm not totally unable to help you from here. In fact I have a convenient opportunity for you. I'll give you the power to break out of here and bust out your friends, and then give you the power to find me. There's a catch, though."

"I'll take it, screw the catch! I can't-"

"Two things. A, never 'screw' the catch. Even modest little details can eviscerate you if you're being careless like that. I've been burned several times by such lopsided contracts and nefarious little details. Its always the things unnoticed that destroy you. B, the catch with this is that my aid would basically wave a gigantic sign on your back. It wouldn't matter much now-they already know where you are, its just a matter of them getting there. But with that power, they'll know where you are at all times, and the IGPS is only their vanguard. Even then, you might be fooled into thinking you're invincible with what I'm going to grant, but you'd only be roughly equal to your friend Meghan with what I've given you, at the rate she's progressing... Which means the IGPS is still dangerously undefeatable as far as you should concern yoruselves, as would be whatever else is thrown your way."

"Better than dying!"

"Heh, don't need to tell me twice... Oh and it'll hurt like hell. Sorry, no time for a pleasent integration."

"No pain no gain!"

"... Alright. My knowledge of the gladiatorial pit you have found yourself in means that your first match will be in five minutes. There won't be any warning-you'll just be abruptly teleported into the arena and made to fight. Or, there wouldn't be. Once they're getting ready for it, I'll know, and I'll begin the process-oh, huh. How handy. They've accelerated your timecard."

"What?"

"Brace yourself."

I was about to repeat myself...

... But then... Well, I felt this thing on my back. Felt very much like something was crawling on it at first, but then I felt... Pain. Searing, agonizing pain. My arm-I swear to god, my arm just kind of suddenly grasped my mouth when I tried to scream, because hell it hur.t, it hurt. It was like everything was just on fire back there. I think I saw my blood start to pool on the ground, and things were kind of lighting up behind me, but I couldn't turn around to see what else was going on, all I could focus on was the pain. My spine was squirming-something felt very wrong back there. My head was swimming-blazing-I had, basically, the worst headache in the world and it burned. I was crying, I think. It just hurt. It hurt too much.

I don't know how long it took. It just felt like it took forever.

There was this awful buzzing noise just as things were receeding a bit. I felt very strange-like there was something attached to me that wouldn't go away. I felt dizzy, I felt exhausted but invigorated at the same time? I fell flat on my ass pretty fast-felt something under it, metallic and cold. I almost didn't care, I just needed to breathe, it was so much. I was still crying. It just hurt.

"... My condolences, I knew that was going to be agony. For what its worth you are now completely immune to back problems, on top of everything else. For what to do now-Just rip straight towards the opposite wall when the fighting starts. Meghan and Grimm are stored in cells roughly a few decameters from the ring."

And then another buzzing noise. I think I managed to just get to my feet and have my arm start obeying my commands.

"After that, bolt-head sixty kilometers north and from there seventy northwest, then cross the mountain pass. Do not stop until you're in the mountain pass and take the low road whenever possible. Do not split up, and you'll only be a day ahead of the gryphons so don't stop. And make sure you collect some blueberries, you'll need them to reach the correct location. I'll be going silent now-there's something I need to do."

A third buzzing noise-everything went white. I was on my feet. Technique ring on my finger, boots for kicking, a fire extinguisher in my hands. A roaring crowd, broad daylight right in my face, and some half-dozen pile of chumps that were looking at me like deer in the headlights. Big old ring of doom, almost ripped from the romans-I could even see this fanciful little draped box where some guy with a crown was sitting. The crowd got really quiet real fast.

And now i really felt it. Like. I felt the thing on my back. they weren't on my back anymore-they were spreading out, like if I was cramped up and suddenly got a chance to flex, and I say 'I' because I realize that it was me. The things on my back-they were like limbs. They were me, in the sense that my arm is me. And they were flexing automatically but they were mine. I could move them. I could... I could fly with them. I could fight with them. And it all just kind of came-how I could use them, how I could fire a laser with them, how they could be used as swords, all these things just flitering into my head in a sudden rush! It wasn't even knowledge, most of it-more like this freak instinct, the kind that reminds you how to move and run and breathe.

So I guess that's just the story of how some random teenage girl got her crazy metallic death wings.

Leah pauses, and puts a hand to her temple. Omniglot chimes in. "The Operator has no memory problems at this point in time. All data has successfully been decompiled. However, parsing is difficult. For those interested-please be patient. Projected outcome is the full report on all data leading up to the Operator's apperance in the Hexagonafield shortly before the raid on the Bank of Actions and subsequent events."

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Any other actions, assuming that actions matter, go send themselves to other players, distant though they may be, to stop the catastrophic planar collisions threatening to KO existence before the Tribulations do.

Click to shrink...

(to aleph)
The Writer: The Writer is fine. Please.

(to bet)
The Writer: My wish? No... it's not about my wish... it's about everyone having at least a chance - even if it's small...

-2% nihilism!

The Writer: Hang on... you're saying The Truth helped convince you to try and make something better? Well... that's right, D.I.G.I...

The Writer: It was meant to make everyone else realize the hopelessness, but, I never thought it could have that effect...

-2% nihilism!

The Writer very patiently listens to your story.

The Writer: Interesting. Perhaps we could discuss more, I'm interested in these groups of-

The Writer: What- no, what am I-you're my ENEMIES! I'm going to stall you for as long as need be! If you want to talk and make this take longer, PLEASE feel free to do so!

(x3)I Also Summon some drinks and comfy seating arrangements for the debate, however, I also infuse a tiny bit of Hope into the seats and drinks for our Players, making them better speakers in this circumstance...I need to find a certain Video for this....

Click to shrink...

The Players feel HOPE! Hope seats! Dear goodness! The HOPE!

The Writer: Just saying HOPE over and over doesn't create hope!

HOPE! HOPE! HOPE!

The Writer: Agh...

Action 3: Hello, Writer. I'm here to see your future.

Really, Aster? Waiting until the last possible second to help?

The Godmodder's got anti-precog scrambling. I wouldn't do much of anything until after he left.

He'll probably overwrite this action, making this a dead timeline.

Statistically speaking, most of my life experiences comes from dead timelines. I'm pretty good at making the most of them.

What exactly are you going to accomplish?

This.

I reach into the future (or, at least, a version of it). As predicted, the debate against the Writer takes a while, but there are a few notable nuggets, good arguments that are highly effective at convincing the Writer. I stop going on about time paradoxes like a moron. Timelines are some of the greatest sources of hopelessness, and it is only thanks to the Temporal Guardian that Players and Godmodders being idiots haven't split this hopeless Reality into a trillion hopeless Realities.

Hey, Writer? I know you can rewrite this, make it never happen, but I also know you'll have to read them first. Ask yourself this question: if you're willing to listen to what we have to say in the present, why would you be unwilling to listen to what we have to say in the future?

Click to shrink...

The Writer: I don't know what you're going to say in the future. I don't think you know, either.

"...... I dun do debates, and not smart enough to actually attempt to get past him. Soooooo, I'll just do a meaningless action so that he doesn't care enough to change it, yeah, that's an idea. Also, isn't trying to remake reality towards a goal a purpose in of itself, and provides your life meaning? You might get asked this a lot, but I wanna know."

With my three actions, I focus and...... create a jawbreaker shield, it's original round appearance has been cut in 1/3 of its size and hollowed out, but it's sheer size still allows me to cover most of my arm like a Hurstwic. It's also always slightly chilled to the touch and has a strap made of licorice that I can strap onto my arm.

I then proceed to eat my popcorn, while watching the debates and shows take place. "Don't mind me, just enjoying the show for now"

Click to shrink...

The Writer: Yes, this is my purpose.

The Writer: It is the ultimate purpose, my Truth...!

You make a jawbreaker shield! It's added to your inventory.

I have super bones and no way am i risking their use now.

I use my first cp to teleport to the Writer and then speak,
Why do you even consider the godmodder's plan
You still have hopes and desires
Somewhere hidden deep inside
You were gonna ask for something from the godmodder
What was it
Maybe if you help us we can do it for you
Not everything required the universe ending option
This is a permanent end of everything even you

And even though i look weird as hell with my three eyes and pale skin my friends here accept me
So they'll accept all of you too
And they will surely help you

We don't need to do this
This fight is entirely pointless


Also i have a small doubt how can you be such a supported of this moronic Godmodder
He's not even really interested in actually changing things for the better

All his actions have been selfish
He had all that power handed to him
And look how he behaves

I'd say he's a prime example of the saying absolute power corrupts absolutely

Our reality has problems
But we have free will
We are getting better
Don't see the small picture
We are growing devoloping ever changing
Conflict is part of life
It is what makes us grow
conflict of opinions will always exist as long as humans have free will
But it is with the same free will that humans chose to rise above their instincts and do good
And work together

Our world such as it is allows for all of us to live free
That to me is precious

With all this freedom
The majority of us is always trying to do good
In our own ways
So have some faith in the people
and more importantly
Wonder whyy the godmodder would even care
If it wasn't for some selfish reason


with my 2 cp
I LOOK at the godmodder and his peice of paper
Maybe I'll be able to see what's Written there

Help me ,so that i can help you Writer

Click to shrink...

The Writer: What was I going to ask...?

The Writer: Well... I was going to ask him to swear his new Reality will be more equal than this one.

The Writer: In retrospect, it may have been foolish...

He listens to the rest of what you have to say.

The Writer: So our Reality at least has the potential for freedom and improvement? And the Godmodder's may not even have that?

The Writer: No, it has too much going against it... The Corporation, Evacucorp, The Bank of Actions, everything ...!

-3% nihilism!

"Right, we don't have time for this." ES muttered. "So I guess I'll have to get right into it."

"You're really ignoring your own research here, Sir Writer." Amelia pointed out.

"The Godmodders' personality will often be unique at the beginning of any Godmodder's reign, but slowly become corrupted as time goes by. Some Godmodders started off with legitimately good intentions. One even decided to use their abilities to kill the main Godmodder, then kill themselves before they took a protege (discussed in a moment). However, that of course did not pan out. Good intentions never do. Power corrupts, and the incredible power of Godmodders corrupts incredibly. Godmodders always inevitably sink deeper and deeper into villainy, losing more and more of their humanity, as time goes on. This is partially attributable to the power Godmodders possess enabling them to stop caring, and partially attributable to power granted from Satan - however much it may change - always corrupting." ES read aloud from the Truth.

"No matter the circumstances, it is the height of foolishness to imagine that the new reality will be any better than this one." The pair had now gotten into the pattern of handing off to each other in a duet.

"I've been in your position before, especially when I got mindwhacked and showed up here. But even I realised when I learned what the endgame was that it was sort of my duty to throw down the gauntlet and put a stop to this."

"I know what it's like to be hopeless, but I also know that at least this will pass, eventually. And there's also the chance things may get better. Do you think that will be the case in the new world?"

"You're entitled to despair and you're entitled to sit out of this entire conflict, but I'm afraid you have everything a bit backwards, results wise."

"Do you wish to imagine Verraad's future realm? Then you should envisage this: a boot stamping on a human face - forever."

"Think about it. You have an immortal, unkillable tyrant who is completely mad with power, beyond totally corrupted. He can summon immensely powerful forces utterly loyal to himself, and will have set up reality so nothing could even hope to challenge him. Helped by his powers allowing him to set up a truly omniscient surveillance state. Reality right now is a bit shit, but what about this seems even remotely like an improvement to you?"

"That ignores the fact that it seems to me like we are about to break the so-called cycle over our knees."

"Like, come on man. Don't be stupid about this."

Click to shrink...

The Writer: Maybe he won't...! Maybe... There's hope! And there isn't any now! This must be the way!

-3% Nihilism!

I use all of my actions to strengthen my argument.

"Writer, listen to us. You think the godmodder's going to do anything to make the world a better place?"

I holster my weapons.

"Just take a look at his track record, and you'll see he's not exactly a great person. He doesn't care about anyone except himself. He's going to destroy us all, and whatever takes our place isn't going to be much better under his rule. I don't even want to imagine what life in his reality would be like..."

I sigh.

"Look, we don't want to fight you. We're close to breaking this cycle of misery. Victory is so close, all we need to do is reach out and take it. But we really need you to stand aside. That's all we need from you. We promise, when we leave, things will be better. The cycle of godmodding will be over. All the reality-warping wars it causes will stop. No more pain, no more suffering. We have the power to end this."

I extend a hand toward the Writer.

"Please, let us end this."

Click to shrink...

The Writer: You've all said it enough...! I know the Godmodder isn't the best person! I KNOW that!

The Writer: But eventually, he might perish... and then his new Reality will be free! Eventually...! It's have to happen, right? In all eternity?

-2% nihilism!

I swing Ultimo Durana into to my back sheath and sigh. "Y'know, like you, I've imagined a new reality. However, it was more one of peace and infinity rather than death and nothing. The Godmodder is the later. He wants that later reality to break this cycle. HOWEVER, we can end this cycle with the former too. Not as easily, for sure, but we believe we can do it. I hope we can work together... you are a hell of a lot better at making realities physical than my imagination is."

Click to shrink...

The Writer: Work together...?

The Writer: Maybe you've forgotten something about your Player Powers... using them strictly to improve Reality is impossible. You lose them when you stop fighting the Godmodder for too long.

The Writer: Going on an improvement quest would result in you powerless in a short amount of time.

The Writer: Even if it's a nice thought, it can't work!

-2% nihilism! The Writer doesn't look like his own arguments are convincing him quite as much as they once were.

I call upon the power of ducks, and ask them to create a shifting "safe conditional" that will allow us to defend ourselves from The Writer! This can be anything, and can be multiple things, like "Write your post backwards and somehow include a Chaos Daemon, twenty black holes, and a game of golf!". The more of the conditionals you fill, the less likely the Writer is to be able to edit your post! The conditionals change at the end of each turn, and would you look at that, the conditionals for this turn are "Be FlamingFlapjacks and color your post yellow."

Click to shrink...

The DUCKS appear! They say that just so long as you include the word "DUCK", in all caps, exactly three times in your post - and it has to be part of a legitimate sentence, not just shoehorned in - then the Writer can only rewrite your attacks to neutralize them, not make you hurt yourself!

I make a point to charge really obviously
You know, sparkles, fireworks, and spontaneous confetti. Sure the Writer is convinced Reality is doomed and the Godmodder will succeed...but I'm not letting those falsehoods interrupt my future plans. (x1)

With the Redirifle in my grasp, I provide myself with an attack redirector. (x1)

Pulling out the Mopium I have in my inventory I get to work creating an anti-nihilism splash potion drugs. Mopium is supposed to possess anti-depression capabilities and by adding some additional chemicals and liquid happiness I'm converting it to a more useful form. Fortunately, Mopium is easy to safely turn into a liquid. All you need is an industrial piston and the aroma of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. (x1)

Click to shrink...

The Writer: *sniff sniff*

The Writer: I morally object to having my emotions altered by drugs.

The Writer: That seems like such a cheap solution, doesn't it?

................
I sheathe my weapons.
...........a debate huh?
...........................................
Guys? any ideas?
nope.
no.
nope.
Nah.
no...
no.
I think I may have one.
You do?
I think so.

Action 1-3: I go to the writer. I pull out a book on best debates. I read up on some and I just say, "Is graffiti art just as worthy of regard as classical paintings?"

Click to shrink...

The Writer: Yes, absolutely. However, this comes with the additional caveat that graffiti art is allowed to be critiqued in the same way that normal art is, and there can be both bad and good graffiti art, and-

The Writer: What? No, never mind! It doesn't matter!

The Writer looks confused.

I decide to find a wall to lean against and keep an eye on the Verraad as the other debate with The Writer over whether or not there is any hope. 'Well I guess if you are around long enough and witness so much in what was up until now a never ending fight between the Godmodders and the Players you are bound to start thinking rather pessimistically about the nature of reality and perhaps go off the deep end if you have no one around to help keep you grounded.' I think to myself as I find a wall and lean against it.

From my spot I can keep an eye on the Verraad in case they attempt to do something about the debate that is going on. 'While I guess I could try joining the debate myself, I am not really a hopeful person myself and I tend to see things rather pessimistic light myself so in I might just end up hurting the debate if I tried, better I just keep out of it.' I think to myself as I passively listen to some of the arguments being made as I watch what Verraad is up to and prepare to try and stop any attempts by them to interrupt the debate or send something else nasty our way.

Click to shrink...

Verraad's elevator rises higher. You see a speck of blue light as Altair's flight path approaches...

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In the distance, you see Altair fly up to the Godmodder's elevator. Then, a little higher. Reaching out, Altair replaces part of the elevator's chain with a ten-foot-thick slab of concrete, blocking the elevator's progess up.

Suddenly, Altair is consumed in a small orb of magenta light! He begins to clutch at himself, and twists in pain into the fetal position... then the orb goes away, the elevator chain goes back to normal, and Altair begins to fall towards the ground below. He wakes up in time to catch himself, but the Tribulation device has proven itself resistant against tampering...

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The Writer stands across from all of you. The expression on his face softens a little, then hardens again, then softens a little...

He seems internally divided. He came prepared for you to throw all manner of physical attacks at him for him to rewrite. He did not expect a verbal assault.

You get ready for another round...

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You're winning! Now, this turn, you have a chance to bite back and counter The Writer's counters. Just keep in mind that you'll need a Finishing Blow Argument to reduce him to 0% Nihilism - otherwise, he'll hang on at 1%. Any argument can be a Finishing Blow Argument, it just needs to have a fitting sense of finality.


THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Writer!

[N]The Writer: 1/1 HP, Rewrite!A, Nihilism: 49%[IIIII-----]

Player list:

Spoiler

Alastair Dragovich - CP: 0 (X-Blade (use to protect one Player from death once!))
Bill Nye - CP: 0 (has super sharp gold sword - 3 power left, burny iron sword - 3 power left, bow and arrow - 3 power)
Captain.cat - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)(has 1 Boost Stone)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 1 (protected from 1 attack)(1 attack redirector)(has Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Overpowering Poison+1, Remnant crypt energy, EMP, Mopium, Godmodder Tracker V1.0, always-hit-Monocle)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 3 (has Cybil's blood sample, anti-infantry railgun, pocket reactor(1 power), power armor)
Crusher48 - CP: 3 (Has Tactician Soul in a Bottle, Scanner Cannon)
Dangan_Machin - CP: 0
Daskter - CP: 0
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 0 (Espionage ghost)(Goopcalibur - 28+15 Power + Goop/Poison effects!)(Extra Goopcalibur power is used when attacking)
Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 15
Ender_Smirk - CP: 9 (has Shadow Agitator)
[N+1]EternalStruggle - CP: 0
Exoskeletal65 - CP: 0
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 0 (has bag of nine-sided die)(D U C K)
General_Urist - CP: 5 (Shotgun of Dope - 1 power left, attack debuffs whoever it hits)
GoldHero101 - CP: 0 (has Ultimo Durana(4 power left, Self damage ticket))
I'mTotallyNot-R.O.B - CP: 0 (has Super Soldier Serum)
[N+2]Joebobobob - CP: 25 (has nice bed, infinite charmzard energy, 2 Boost Stones, cyan orb(1 power) 1 Cleansed (?) Multiplier Orb, Something, 1 Godmodder lock)
Karpinsky - CP: 3
Krill13 - CP: 23
Moonstar101 - CP: 0
O.R.I.G.I.N. - CP: 0
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 0 (BUFFNESS, Save Point: Empty)
Pionoplayer - CP: 0
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 11
Strider626 - CP: 2 (has Jawbreaker shield)
That-Random-Guy - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)(has Echolocation)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 17 (has grenades, Antimatter bullet))
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 16
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]The Ego - CP: 1 (+10,000 HP sword, Delicious cake, one use of Somno powers, Player Eye, Player Knife, RGB control panel(has red, green, blue buttons), four-leaf clover)
Vylad - CP: 8 (wearing Impervium Armour, protects from damage!)(has Wound healer, Coin Flipper)
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 1 (has Mook Kill Switch, more of a BBB, +1,000A Iron sword, 10,000 damage token, 1 Multiplier Orb, greatsword, 1 Godmodder Lock)

Player Inventory:
Bonfire(3 uses left)(Spend your entire turn resting here to heal)
Ultimate Orb of Shielding(+1 attack shield to everything on field)
Orb of Resurrection (Revives one dead allied entity at full strength)
Godmodding Vol. 1
Medkit x 2, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Bravely Default Asterisks(mirror asterisk has 30 million damage laser special, 0% repaired), Mirror Frame, Black Filling
Charge Booster (damage: 7/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Celestial Guidance(2 uses left)
CP Converter
100,000 CP Crystal
Powerful Callback Greatsword
Ore of Orichalcum
Godmodder Soul Orb

 

[Moniker]

Action 1 (counterargument 1): What makes you think that a Godmodder who can customize reality to their every whim wouldn't make themselves invincible and immortal? Then they would never die, and would live on forever as the eternal ruler of the realm.

Action 2 (counterargument 2): A Godmodder is the perfect target for your abilities. You can rewrite reality and change anyone's actions, and Godmodders rely on actively defending against attacks. It would be easy for you (or an ally of you) to attack the Godmodder while you use your power to rewrite whatever defense they wrote into "The Godmodder doesn't react and just sits there!", making every attack against him a damaging attack.

Click to shrink...

The Writer: Nobody is purely invincible. Perhaps, by random chance, his soul weakness would eventually be struck!

The Writer: Most likely I could mess with the Godmodder precisely once - if that - before he kills me immediately. And that's if I'm lucky.

-3% nihilism!

counterarguments ahoy!:

What have we done so far, you ask?

We stopped Go An Na and prevented Reality itself from being timelooped in perpetuity.

We removed the Corporation and the Bank of Actions from consideration, and I'm sure you recall how bad those were.

You mentioned the Temporal Guardian fixing the timestream and cleaning up any messes? I'm pretty sure one of us made him, so that's a feather in our collective cap.

But most importantly, we broke the Godmodder cycle. Verraad's apprentice, Alice, gave up her Soul Orb to us. Once we're done with him, we'll destroy it, and there will be no more Godmodders. Reality will be free to rebuild, and grow, and be greater than it ever could have been with that specter hanging over it.

Once again, all you have to do to let this happen, to let reality be better, is stand aside.

Now you're right. We won't have these powers forever. But do we really need them? The people of Reality need to be free to find their own way, and if we help them, I for one intend to do so as an ordinary individual, not a superpowered crutch for them to lean on. I will continue to do good regardless of what power I have to do it with. And I will make sure that my fellow Players do the same. I promise you this, freely and of my own free will, without you rewriting my post.

Click to shrink...

The Writer: That's... Go An Na... did you really?

You use your Player Powers to show him video footage of you destroying and imprisoning Go An Na; proof!

The Writer: I see...

Strong counterargument! -8% nihilism!

[2x (part 1: about the 'paradice/placation'. Part 2: about whether I'm a hero.)]
"I admit, Writer, that I cannot claim unequivocally that the simulated paradise is equal to the 'real world'. but... I think you've stepped beyond what people consider even remotely obvious in morality, by this point."
"Some believe as you; others do not. However, I do not see why you privilege the primary substrate of reality over a less-costly lower-risk substrate of computers. Consider: if you approached, let's say, the Administrative plane's terminal, and it began an intriguing conversation about, oh, let's say ethics, morality, art, and recent history, and then furthermore revealed itself to be a simulated mind in a simulated environment receiving your inputs as floating text, would you discount it as possessing moral value? if you would discount the one in a simulated environment, what about a machine inteligence which experiences life via a simplified simulation of its sensors displays? a machine intelect directly experiencing videos? is it the computational substrate that matters?"
"If so, the stasis machine fulfils it, because it keeps the bodies; I simply gave the minds something to experience beyond sleep. Inputs, not outputs."
"Is it the mutability of the reality they live in? if so, no reality warper has moral value. no player, no godmodder, not you. and nor does any non-warper, for a warper could turn their life upside down in an instant. This reality is quite mutable."
"Is it the quality of the reality? Is a reality prefered by its inhabitants inherently of lower moral value? That comes close, very, very close, Writer, to claiming any improvement to the conditions of this reality make it less meaningful."
"Ah! But. But! Perhaps you simply labour under a misscomprehension(Words?) of the simulation I fitted the Stasis machine with. I did not give them lives of infinite, perfect pleasure. I did not give them magically enforced contentment. I did none of these things-"
"Or, I suppose, it's Possible my player powers did this to save time of their own accord. Do player powers act like that? Anyway, assuming I made the Stasis Machine's Simulation the way I described it, the way I intended it (and if not, it is not my fault, because all the feedback I got said it worked...)..."
"The Simulation does not give its members Pleasure."
"It gives them that which they Value."
"to quote a scholar of the concept, who i know not if they exist here: noitilov detalo partxe tnere hoc ruoy tu bserised ruoy ton tna rgi."
"look, most people don't want to be in a pleasure box. this is not their volition."
"the words mean you detalo the noitilov until it reaches partxe, then keep the parts that are hoc and tnere."
"Or, in simple english, you Extrapolate the Volition, then keep the parts that are Coherent."
"if people don't Want a paradise of some kind, that's not what they get. They get what their original values, on arrival,would- if smarter, given more time, etc- consider the most valuable outcome. I'm not so eloquent as to explain the concept in words, and for that I apologise, but it is no pleasure box. It is a world within the reach of 'God', formed in a world beyond it."
"And if it is that they may not be able to affect our world... I did think of that. There was an option for those within to design entitys and machines for the players."
"Admittedly, nobody used that, and I never got the chance to make any exceptionally big entities (the builders for that died a bit too soon...), but I tried."
"Now, on the next point."
"To quote someone far less scholarly, and far more silly to mention:"
"Just for that, were suing you again. ~Malpeiyc"
"heh, jokes aside..."
"I'm not really sure what you mean by 'all your incarnations'... if we're counting DLE!JOE from the Goanna battle, though, that's simply untrue. I Remember them- or at least, reading of them."
"And they didn't care about Looking good except slightly for business. They once sold someone an entity, then attacked the mook they sold the very next round. In there mind? This was fine, because there was no term in the deal saying they'd give the mook special privledges with regards to being attacked by them."
"In everyone else's mind, this was dishonourable. instead of saying 'oh, i thought it was fine, i won't do it in the future', they doubled down on the deal not forbidding it making them technically correct. This, needless to say, did not help their image, but they considered themselves in the right."
"Second of all on this topic, while it's possible 'looking good' played into my decisions- player powers don't seem to work for giving genuine inteligence increases so I'm not fully cognizant of my past thought processes- I don't think it was the primary determinant. Has anyone responded differently because of it? I had no way to know the (ultimate? penultimate?) tribulations would contain trying to convince people we were morally good, and honestly I'd probably have sat out of the debate if I wasn't the sort of person to make the noitilov detalo partxe tnere hoc simulation (assuming you hadn't slandered me, anyway : P)."
"If I wasn't the sort to make that simulation, though, I'd be a very different person, and since I'm pretty sure nobody really took into account my stasis machine actions (even when the entities were summoned out of it once or twice)..."
"Look, I'm not a generic hero. Generic heros follow deontology. I follow utilitarianism. Generic heros fight the big bad evil guy without thinking about it much. I stood on the sidelines. Generic heros wouldn't attack someone just for the fun of it. I've attacked the Godmodder just for the challenge of it, a few times, and even utilitarianism says that's the wrong path... But I'm human, at least mentally. Generic heros ... there's a lot of things a 'hero' would do, and I don't think I fit that moniker."
"I think I'm a pretty good person, though. Hero is an unfair and often detrimental standard. I'm not the worst player, and assuming the Simulation has moral value, may very well be the best one. Well... not in terms of morality. In terms of outcomes for the world."
"I'm no saint, but that's not a fair standard. Are you a saint? maybe. maybe you aren't, but want to consider yourself one. maybe."
"maybe."
"I'm no hero, but I'm not that bad, and I at least took some time to think about doing good, amid everything else and all my short term 'that would be cool' s."
"And I think that counts for something."
"I'd respond to what you said about the architects, but I'm pretty sure I'm out of actions- at least, taking into account that I also want to improve the Stasis machine just in case."

[1x] I keep on trying to improve the Stasis machine. my action for that last round was ignored...?

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The Writer: The AI argument... do 1s and 0s be people... you know what, I think I'd rather ignore that. I don't want to get bogged down in mindless pedantics.

-0% nihilism!

The Writer: I concede that, from a certain point of view, a portion of your actions can be described as "good". I'm not sure how that applies to the rest of Reality, however.

-1% nihilism! You got off topic...

JOEbob, please stop trying to literally erase death as a concept. Normally such a thing would cause the forces of Reality to try and have a word with you, but the vast majority are dead so they can't.

I sigh and rub my temples. I feel an Action drain itself as I begin to engage The Writer in debate again.

"I am very much have tunnel vision. I get caught up in the moment or in the immediateness of something and forget what I'm ultimately capable of doing." I blink and look up to the Writer. "Plus, I'm not always aware of what I can do. Same as you. You think because you can't use your powers offensively means you can't help out? Then help me prove you wrong here."

I open up one of my Actions to being tampered by The Writer. I reach out to make Evacuacorp not so soul crushing! By adding a few more potted plants and encouraging motivational posters to the lobbies. What else is one action going to accomplish? Just because it's meant to be eternal boredom doesn't mean it has to be eternal hopelessness or despair. That's Hell's department. I don't know how to direct it to make this Action effective, so this is doing some aimless things unless The Writer helps it and maybe corrects any spelling errors I might have missed.

"Hmm... Hang on, we did solve another Chapter of the Truth!"

I use an action to reveal Go An Na safely in his prison.

"Yeah, he's dealt with, no more Entropic Paradox Roll problems for anyone! Granted, I'm still miffed that our attempts at stopping him from ever being summoned int he first place didn't pan out, but I'm grateful for the Player who helped create the Temporal Guardian. Really saved everyone there."

I notice Karpinsky mention Alice's Soul Orb. I show a visual of the Soul Orb in our inventory. "Oh yeah, we have this! The only reason we still have the damn thing is because we're not sure how to safely destroy it. Currently we're thinking of using it as ammunition for a relativistic launching device, but if that's not safe enough we're all ears for a better way of destroying it."

....OH FUCK.

I proceed to use my last Action to make sure Moniker the Arbiter hasn't died yet/isn't going to die immediately after this mess is over via bribing the force of Narrative Convenience into making sure he survives long enough for us to save him.

"I had been meaning to do something about that, but I had been assuming we'd be finished with the Tribulations by now. Whatever happens to him after that will be for then or right before then."

I take a deep breath. "Well, I was going to summon a Shonen Hero that another Player had made in the past to help with the debates, but it's clear that there's too much to do to be frivolous like that."

Then I blink, remembering The Writer's confusion.

"Why aren't we attacking you?" I roll my eyes. "I can't speak for everyone, but it's clear that, as much as we disagree with your methods, you're trying to do your best. I gave someone who was going to die a Lotus Eater Machine because all he wanted was some pleasure. An eternity of Pleasure in a moment, after who knows how long in the Godmodder's Jail Cell as an unwilling warden. In another Godmodding war/fight, I tried helping a notorious villain out from mind control. I even introduced a Player Killer, who only knew how to kill and gank noobs, to friendship. I may have strayed a few times in the heat of or necessity of the moment, but... I value helping people more than hurting them."

I look up towards the Godmodder. "If I thought he'd give up his powers and not kill us all, I'd even try to get through to him. But I don't know why he's doing this. Not truly. And given how you mentioned that Godmodding Corrupts in The Truth, it may not even be the same man anymore. Maybe this Godmodding war... is just putting something down that had died a long time ago."

I tilt my head a bit, recalling a bit of The Truth after mentioning it and say one last thing. "While it's true that some people are desperate enough for fame and power, if Godmodding Wars are a death sentence, then it's only natural that people who are willing to give up their lives to help others would step up over those who value themselves. That's what being a hero means. Have you forgotten that in your travels and time in the endless bureaucracy, The Writer?"

Then, before I finish up, I try use a Free Action again to restore food to the starving people of an oppressed, famine starved nation out there. Just to see if Free Actions work like that, since doing so doesn't directly impact this particular fight.

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The Writer: Go An Na's death is one point in the "good" column, along numerous points in the "bad" column. I don't really believe the cycle of Godmodders is broken, but you seem completely convinced, so I won't debate it this moment.

The Writer: Alastair, you seem... kinder than the others. You made DIGI too, without much prompting.

The Writer: If this Reality has a future, perhaps you'll be able to improve it.

The Writer: (What am I saying, what am I saying... No more concessions, come on...)

Effective argument! -6% Nihilism!

I appreciate the effort, but I should be able to remain around long enough to see this through, though probably not much after. It isn't as simple as me losing my powers. My very life force is tied to having some control. It was the price I paid when I became an Arbiter in the first place.

Objects can't quite be summoned with free actions. Or at least, in this case... there's no such thing as a free lunch.

"What have we done to give hope to Reality, you ask? Well, we defeated the Deleter, who you may or may not remember, preventing Reality from being destroyed. We also beat GoAnNA or whatever its name was, who would have locked Reality in a never-ending time loop. We beat the SoulRazer, which was quite powerful, and would have been able to kill thousands, if not millions, maybe more. We've brought entities from other factions to our side as well. Surely this has given hope to some people. And then, we killed a very large portion of the Godmodders forces in other realms, likely giving hope to the people the Godmodder enslaved. And what has the Godmodder done to bring hope? NOTHING! He has done nothing but bring suffering. And, in a new reality of his own making, how will he ever possibly die? It's not like he ages, and he would make himself literally unkillable, unsealable, and unbeatable. HE WOULD NEVER EVER DIE! HE WOULD ENSLAVE ALL OF HIS NEW REALITY FOREVER! NOTHING GOOD WILL COME OF IT! AND IF THIS REALITY IS ERASED, TRILLIONS, MAYBE EVEN MORE, WILL DIE! IT'S GUARANTEED! HE WILL BRING NO ONE FROM THIS REALITY OVER TO THE NEW ONE, NOT EVEN YOU! Therefore, he CANNOT be allowed to remake reality. And if we kill the Godmodder, and even end the cycle, trillions of people will regain hope in Reality, and even you will likely regain hope. But if the Godmodder remakes Reality, no one would get to see it, and no one will have hope. There will only be the Godmodder, and whatever he creates. They might even invade other Reality's, and destroy those as well, if they exist!

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The Writer: Other Realities...? There's no evidence... right?

The Writer: That's...

Effective counterargument! -8% nihilism!

...... Yep ok that didn't work
We are not good at debates, are we?
yeah... any backup plans?
You have me.
(Shadrix teleports in and faces the Writer)
......Shadrix?
Sounds like you need help. Don't worry, I won't be here long.

Action 1-3: Writer...... I know the Godmodder. A long time ago, I used to watch him like a hawk. He was committing so many disastrous actions than I can barely count. He has killed most of my friends in the past. That's why... I fought him. to do what's right. However, I wasn't strong enough, and I paid for it. I lost most of my abilities. I wanted to get back at him for everything he has done. so I created Bill. I created him in hopes of Defeating the Godmodder. To do what I could not do. Listen, I have studied the Godmodder and I know his tactics. Sometime soon, He will betray you. just like he did to me all those years ago. That new reality he is making? he is going to make that place worse than hell, and you are gonna be the one who let him do so. Please, let the players pass. Please don't become the person who killed so many innocent people. I hope you will do the right thing.

Shadrix then teleports back to his ship.
Did it work sir?
I hope it did.

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The Writer: ...

-3% nihilism! The Writer is looking pretty broken down...

"I won't yell quite as much, but there is one simple argument which I think everyone is missing in all of this. The terminal the Godmodder is hunting down was by no means designed for him, and him alone, to utilize. It was made for the people of reality in emergencies. We are just as capable of altering Reality as he is, and if him doing it is better than the current, then people who are, at a bare minimum, neutral in alignment rather than evil, with great enough numbers to have a semi democratic discussion of the issue, would logically be better than him, since he is inherently evil as a result of having Godmodding for so many years. Some among us are good, some of us may not, (I haven't paid attention to everyone to make certain) but we must be better than effective pure evil. So here is the question. If the question was whether we should alter this reality, or he should, which is the better option?"

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The Writer: Can Reality really be altered into something better? Something... less hopeless?

-2% nihilism!

"You believe nothing is better than life? I pity you. I pity your false beliefs and your ability to hold onto them. There is nothing worse than nothing, for there is nothing better than nothing. There is no good, no evil, no thought, no wishes, no hope, no love, no knowledge, no improvement, only nothing. And because nothing is itself, no one will remember you if you decide to become it. You assume eight years standing in lines is horrible? It is still better than what I've handled."

The quiet watcher gestures at himself, indicating his face as a point of reference. "Tell me, can you see my appearance? What color my eyes are, or even how many of them there are? How does my voice sound? Tell me the colors of my clothes, or even how many hands I have..." He trailed off for a moment of somber silence before he continued talking. "I have been at the edge of nothing for so long that time has forgotten me. I cannot remember how long it's been since I started beyond the fact that I've seen stars die and reform. I cannot remember my family, my wife, my children, beyond the fact that I had them. I can't recall my friends, or even the names of the people I worked with, because of my proximity to nothing. I have watched Old Ones enter the nothing, and I cannot recall the number that have done so. I can only recall that much because one of them wasn't entirely successful because I shot it before it was fully in the nothing, killing it and leaving parts of it outside, in reality, where it could be remembered."

He stood there for a moment before he continued. "If I could change anything, any one thing in all of existence, it would have been the moment I agreed to watch at the edge of everything. I would gladly suffer through every moment of a meaningless life if it meant I never had to watch nothing, watch things and people be forgotten by everything, to feel nothing as I watched time pass me by. I would gladly take waiting in the monotony of lines at a corporation for centuries if it meant I could be remembered fully, instead of this half-life that simply being near nothing has caused. I don't even know how many people have worked there with me, for I have no doubt that some of them decided to go into the nothing themselves because they couldn't take it, leaving no memory in their wake. That's what the Godmodder is going to try to do to everyone, and if he succeeds, he won't even be capable of remembering it."

The quiet watcher looks back at the Writer. "I don't care about whether anything we do is important or not, only that it is, for no matter how bad reality is, nothing is far worse."

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The Writer: The nothing will... be replaced by... something better...

-3% nihilism! He can't quite meet your eyes.

After a grueling semester of school I do not have the gas to think of complex moral argument. So instead: CUTENESS SQUAD DEPLOY!

All of a sudden a veritable river of DUCKS comes swarming out of some nearby woods, swarming all around The Writer. And all of those DUCKS are just so massively ADORABLE! Males, females, babies, there are all some of the most cute things ever! And just in case the DUCKS weren't cure enough, something even cuter comes after them! Tiny poofy snow dinosaurs!

Oh my gosh just look at them! There is no possible way anyone, not even the most nihilistic loon in the multiverse, could not cheer up at the sight of this raw concentrated cuteness!

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The Writer: Oh come on...

The Writer: That's really not fair. This is really too much. Completely ridiculous...

The Writer: You can't expect cuteness to even 1% convince me...

-2% nihilism!

"That may be true... but we don't need them. Our world... our people... they are all something we can achieve with effort, time, and most importantly of all, our HOPE!"

Leo appears, and says, "If the Godmodder wins, what will he bring? Nothing. He'll take the world for himself."

Blake appears, and says, "We have friends at home who may be able to help us. I believe we could potentially contact them for help."

"And so you see writer, not all hope is lost! We can BEAT THIS!"

Thus, me, Leo, and Blake do the MOST EPIC FINGER POINT IN HISTORY AT THE WRITER. Even cooler than that one moment from Phoenix Wright: Spirit of Justice.

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The Writer: ...You all seem so hopeful.

The Writer: I thought you would all be villianous, or cruel, or just as jaded as I but still continuing because you felt like you had to...

The Writer: ...

-3% nihilism!

I am a fool! Perhaps the greatest fool among these madmen! But even a fool such as I can come to a startling realization. We fought the Godmodder here. Yes that is certainly true. As did our entities, as did the Peacekeepers, as did a stalwart agent opposed to the bank of actions, as did many other players that are gone from us now. But! Just recently, more fought by our side. The Devils from the depths of hell, here out of greed and desperation, as did Angels from on high, comrades in Revolution, and forces opposed to tyranny. Outside of these trials and tribulations? I would bet that all who have a scrap of power or skill were fighting. To free themselves from the Godmodder. To fight against oppression. To fight for their very lives. Everyone is United! Opposed to a madman! Will this last forever? No. It is sad to be sure, but this unity will not last. However... people will be more open to talking. More open to friendship in memory against a shared foe. This existence of ours will only grow better from this war. Kinder. More united than before. However. For that dream to be a reality, we must win. We can't lose here. Not now, not here, not like this. Do you want to bet on this existence, bound in brotherhood by a shared foe, or on the dream of a madman claiming to be a God? Sidenote: I enjoyed your book, have you written any others?

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The Writer: Together... can we really overthrow Reality?

The Writer: No, enough questions...! I have to... I have to...

The Writer looks incredibly conflicted. Like he's on the fence...

-3% nihilism!

It may also interest you that Lucifer is dead, with all that that implies.

P.S. The stasis pod provides rather more to do than merely experience pleasure, and surely you would agree that even that tends to be a improvement over life in much of the Multiverse, yes?

I vote that we read the Truth about Joebob chapter.

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The Writer: ...I maintain my opposition to merely using simulations to replace a painful Reality. But with Lucifer dead... what does that mean for the afterlife...?

You take out the Truth and flip to the very back. You see, buried in the blank white pages normally at the end of the book, a penciled-in secret bonus chapter!

But not yet... not yet... SOON!

"Duck goes in Bar, Duck drinks whiskey, Duck goes quack."

I speak to the Writer: "Pain is Inevitable.

Misery is not."

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The Writer: You're saying... that the people of Reality may suffer pain, but they don't suffer misery? I'm not sure I understand...

I shake my head. "You have to remember, it'll be HIS reality. If he has free reign over existence, what's stopping him from just giving himself immortality? Even if he can't do that, he'd more than likely just have a hierarchy filled with successors ready to take his place. The cycle will continue endlessly. All of existence, all of reality, will just be a hellhole of eternal pain and subjugation.

"Unless we stop him here and now. We cut him short, and that won't happen. Once that's handled, we'll have all the time in the world to handle the rest of this reality's problems."

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The Writer: ...

-2% nihilism!

As I slowly eat my popcorn, and just enjoy the large scale debate of an individual towards a mass, I feel as if I should probably do something to help. A split second later, I think "nahhhhhh, they'll be fine"

Along with that thought, I immediately put three actions into making Cola grenades. Now with fifty percent more shrapnel and sweet sugary diabetes.

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You now have COLA GRENADES!

"So you think I won't force drugs on you? If morality was any guarantee, my moral objections to the Godmodder leading to the death of my entities would have done something!" I cough. "Simply because someone doesn't want something doesn't mean it's not a good thing."

Still, the manufacturing of an anti-nihilism material is only somewhat useful. Successfully using such a material will be fairly difficult given the Writer's capabilities. Oh well, even if I fail at using it later on it'll still help me empty my inventory!

Anyway I, uh, charge! Yes yes, charging is a legitimate way to use my turn and totally not me letting RL eat up my spare time! (x3)

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You charge, for whatever use its worth!

[aleph] Leah sighs. " What have we done so far? Uh... I think we just raided the Bank of Actions. Like, twice now. I'd say they're pretty screwed. I think these guys also deadified the Corporation? Not so sure about that weird hyperbreaucracy but I'm fairly sure we could probably wreck it too at this rate, if they won't willingly throw themselves into the line of fire just to stop the Godmodder somehow. Also, Satan's dead, the Godmodder killed him, though I guess that doesn't really count for what we've done except indirectly, ish?... We already went over D.I.G.I and what she'd do. We have Alice's soul orb and the knowledge she'll likely just lose Godmodding forever thanks to what she's done, as mentioned-its like right in the inventory far away from her, and she won't have the power to go after it even if she got second thoughts somehow. We convinced her to let go of that and break the cycle... Or, they did. Kinda feels weird to be here right now, but if I can help just a little bit I think it'll be worth it. Hrm, anything else...? uh. there was this Deleter thing but I'unno what that's about, I came in apparently right after that. It was apparently going to do something pretty bad. I guess it was... Uh. What was it? Right. 'Delete all glitch vectors' except everything's a glitch vector. So yeah, apocalypse averted. Uh, anything else? ... Right! The Temporal Guardian was actually the work of one of these guys... and... Hrm, well, I personally kind of undid at least one of the many tyrranies the Godmodder Installed, and this Piono guy-he really wrecked those tyrranies, kind of threw the Godmodder into a bit of despair. Which, I suppose, is fighting the Godmodder, so therefore bare minimum, even if everything goes, like, down the tubes even if we win, we can break these awful systems and have the world recover from Verraad and whatever other dumb Godmodders come after him... Oh! I guess this is something small, but Moniker-you know, the infamously impartial one-has said that, pretty much outright, he just gave all of our entities that made it this far happy endings. Like, even one that just got un-brainwashed and didn't do much of anything. As long as we win, of course. We've seen them-seen glimpses, I suppose, of everything that'll happen afterwards, if we win. If we're allowed to win. And we can't really win without that knowledge you have..."

Leah pauses.

"That was a lot and I'm sorry."

[bet] "... You know, I had to take some theology classes. They were a pain, but they taught me stuff that I remember. This is all theory, I'll admit, but I'll take a crack at it, see what you think. So-I don't think Godmodding is just some arbitrary BS ability that Satan cooked up for kicks. This is the father of evil, the prince of lies, the king of hell, the pinnacle of the fallen angels-or so they say. A boon that incredible would probably be emblematic of his position in every sense of the word. Satan rules over sin, evil, and all the bad times, so the first thing that comes to mind-now that I think of it-is that Godmodding has a consistent, internal 'core,' a theme, something that even at its very core is absolutely impossible to sway. A sin, most likely-something that would generate that sin in excess so Satan would have his fill of souls in hell. A deadly sin, more likely-one that would ensure that whoever took it up, and whoever was touched by it, would be pretty much damned unless they did something pretty much extra holy or whatever."

"... The obvious answer would be Pride-a sense of infallibility, wouldn't it? But I think its Sloth. Think about it-you can pretty much do whatever as a Godmodder. Flick of your wrist easy, even. No effort whatsoever. You don't have to really work for anything, save to get Souls for Satan, and later the Soul Orb, and Players are more than happy to throw themselves at you. It was made before Players, of course-so that just meant that the Godmodder was intended as an effectively invincible asshole bound to no-one but Satan, and after the Soul Orb got invented, well, no-one at all. The decaying morality of a Godmodder is that laziness decaying their sense of morality-"If I CAN'T just flick this problem away with a snap of my fingers, I shouldn't bother with it." This in turn devolves into just causing horrible casualties because that's the 'easy' solution to the 'problem' of 'being a hero' or something equally insane. Verraad is probably one of the most successful of all because he's actually defying that definition-he's been patient and dangerous with that power and has used ambition to sharpen his goals, though I also think he was just so amoral to begin with that Godmodding didn't do anything. But he's still leveraging that sin, well, differently, into what's arguably the *real* intention behind sloth-not just being a lazy asshole or expecting everything to come easy. It's... Apathy, I guess? Nihilism. The idea that you either have to be a bad guy, or nothing gets done. Be a jackass or you get nothing that you want, nothing that you need. That the only way to progress is to trample over people to do it. The moral trap that any change for the better is impossible, so why try at all? You either join the bad guys, or get stomped on by them. The inevitable victory of evil."

"Now, uh, with that in mind, and given how the Godmodder can be-especially Verraad-its really easy to get behind the idea of it all, that you have to be the bad guy or get crushed by the bad guy, no third option. And thus reality stagnates under a single wheel of oppression, devised by Satan and ongoing even now, well after his own death, just to prove that in the end he was right and God, those Architects, and every person who ever believed in anything other than that reality is hell, are totally wrong. He's laughing in his owh metaphorical grave. And given the existence of stuff like the Corporation, Evuacorp, the reason the Architects killed themselves, Moniker's own known impartiality to the point of kinda-insanity, and all other sorts of things like that, I'd reckon that its the reason Godmodding was so powerful to begin with-an emblematic concept of everything wrong with reality, and it only got worse over time. And, you want to know what's really scary right now, what I'm really terrified of more than anything? Uh, the emblematic concept of everything wrong with reality, literally everything you want to get rid of, the manifested idea of Nihilism and Apathy, is now rising up to challenge God almighty, who is now the last bastion between Verraad and the obliteration of reality to remake it into... Probably something just way worse. We've already said as much-the Godmodder's going to do all in his power to finangle some method of immortality, either literal or metaphorical, and then for eternity make Reality as something unto hell, with no chance of anything ever getting in the way of it. You know. Everything you ever hated, as all there is."

"... But that means that Players have to be the exact opposite, in order to fight them and come out on top at all. I don't know the seven heavenly virtues as well, but if Satan's put forth the sin of Sloth as the Godmodder, I believe that Perserverence is what Players embody-that no matter how harsh the road, no matter how impossible the circumstances, no matter what, that the fight for good is not only one that has to be made however hopeless it seems, but that it is fundamentally worth it, and that given time and effort, a lot of it, and some creative thinking, then eventually anything can become possible. Uh, that was a run-on, but whatever-point is, Player power is 'try and you shall succeed eventually,' emphasis on the eventually, and that's Preserverence. Hell, they even start with the same letter, which is kind of silly but whatever, life's silly. Now that I think about it-God's big gift to the world in most myths is creation, so having the power of Creativity as the method by which we represent Preserverence is pretty nifty. We can do things that even the Architects couldn't or can't, and the Godmodder, who's whole stick involves waving away whatever pesky thing is thrown at him, has to actually think about how to counter his foes-and thus in that moment of weakness he fails to figure what to do and takes damage, thereby ensuring his demise, slowly but surely."

"Sure-this almighty power of ours is restricted to fighting the Godmodder, a thing that for all of its restrictions and challenges is honestly for the best. And even under that, look at all the horrible things we undid! All of that was just loosely applying our abilities to fight the Godmodder to other stuff, or responding to obstacles in our path. We probably didn't try as hard as we could have, but I think a lot of us were amnesiac heading in-and imagine if we weren't. That's a lot of stuff we've done, including as of right now casually stopping quite a few apocalypses because you can't fight the Godmodder if the apocalypse is ongoing. If that's the bare minimum, think of what else we could do. If the Godmodder's defeat hinges on us not only slaying him but rallying the whole of reality behind us, then reality's getting rallied. If we had to break Evuacorp to fight the Godmodder, we're fighting Evuacorp. I suppose that's perhaps a wee bit too optimistic, but its what we kind of have to do-and what we're willing to do-and what a lot of people who're willing to rally the flag under us are willing to do. And sure-its a lot of responsibility and not everyone's up to that. Perhaps we've made stumbles on policing ourselves and our powers, too-but overall, we've made every effort to do the right thing. And I think that if it's the choice between a never-ending fight and just giving up... I say fight, at least. Isn't it worth it?"

"I'll admit this is all a theory. Its all speculation based on what I've seen and what I've heard, but... If it's true, if even a little, then there really isn't any time to waste. This is literally it-I can't think of anything more last-battle-y than this. And you really have the punched ticket to our success right on your lips. Can you help us? Spare just a few words for all of our... Like, essays of argument? Please?"

[gimel] Leah pauses, catching her breath. She didn't expect to speak that much.

She doesn't continue her story, or even make a word. Instead, she approaches the Writer-calmly, openly, with no weapons nor apparent malice. And...

"...Uh. Hey, so, uh. I'm about to do something pretty messed up."

Leah hugs the Writer.

"... It's pretty messed up, I know. Sorry."

Leah keeps her embrace tight and warm around a man years, decades, possibly centuries older than herself, as if she were hugging a beloved uncle.

Silence. Absolute dead silence. Just a few minutes of hugging.

"... Can you help us, please?"

Click to shrink...

Critical argument! Finishing blow! The Writer's Nihilism drops to 0!

The Writer: Now I understand...

The Writer: Sloth... perseverance...

The Writer: I only wanted to allow the Godmodder to win because it was the easy way out... to throw everything onto someone else, justify it as a "chance", and then not have to do the legwork of improving things myself...

The Writer: But that path... the path of sloth... it never leads anywhere good.

The Writer: I understand...

The Writer slumps down a bit, but he also looks... almost relieved. Like some weight has been lifted from his shoulders.

'Well he is coming around to our side. I just hope he will do so soon enough for us to prevent Verraad from getting any further away.' I think to myself as I lean against the wall, Then I notice Altair's attempt to block the elevator only to get stopped hard by something and that Altair seems to be in alot of pain and is falling now.

'Ah hell!' I think to myself as I hurry over to where I think Altair going to hit the ground, Only for him to catch himself before doing so. I move over to check if he is alright. "Are you okay Altair?" I ask him as I get closer and prepare to either render first aid to him or offer him a hand to help him up off the ground depending on his answer.

Click to shrink...

Altair: Thanks.

Altair: Damn... I don't think we're going to be able to stop that elevator. Whatever protections the Architects put on it, they're good ones.

Perhaps the foe's will was now broken, perhaps not. Either way, additional points wouldn't go amiss. ES leaned back against a newly spawned wall and brought forth a smoking cigarette in his hands. He didn't actually smoke, but the visual was nice. He even shifted the lighting around him to be a bit more film noir-y. Aesthetic, you know?

"Two arguments." He flipped the cigarette around and smacked it against the wall before tossing it aside. "That's all we've really made, come to think of it. This world has hope, the next one won't. Just varying degrees of eloquence and angles of attack around those two core points."

Amelia, having gotten into the mood and flow of power, had swapped the last vestiges of equipment for a hat and trench coat, because at this point why not. "We could be saying the exact same things over and over again, and it'd get the same ideas across. You're loathe to consider our ideas, because they challenge your conceptions. Everyone's like that, at least a little, but there is a time to put aside your righteousness."

"Truth is, this game was rigged from the start, because you both know the facts and act in denial of them." ES shrugged as flickering holograms of a dystopian skyline fade in and out of existence around him and the Writer. "I had planned an entire speech about how empires almost always fall to external pressure of some kind, rarely just internal dissent. Especially successful ones. Sure, there are exceptions, but they're rare and were usually weak states. An absolutist Godmodder state would not have the relevant problems. But other people have already covered that, because the idea is obvious to seemingly everyone except you."

"I think it's not your fault, Mister Writer. You've spent so long looking at this reality, you've failed to consider the possibility of what may come after. So long as it's different, it's better. But I'm afraid that can't be so. The more stable governments of reality are able to go about without rebellion, but Verraad's interdimensional empire was constantly collapsing in on itself even in this universe. This would change in the new realm, but very much not because of an improvement in conditions."

"And now you're even working with him. Sunk cost, that's all it is. You think you've gone too far, so you can't be wrong. You just can't. It's a common form of bullheadedness, really, but right now we can't afford it. Not if we want to try and undo the damage that's already been done and prevent exponentially greater harm. And the thing is, I think you know that you're not being true to the Truth, at least on some level. You're trying to argue against us, but with mere statements of your axioms. You're not backing any of it up. Because there are no actual good arguments for what you think. Not anymore."

"To finish, I remind you that this world has hope. Satan had no more power to install a fate of permanent Godmodding in reality than you or I: the fact the cycle remains unbroken is testament only to bad luck and lacking will. We can change it here and now, if you'll only let us. Already, we've seen some of the harshest foes of goodness wiped out by our hands or his. As long as someone exists to challenge the cycle, hope remains."

"More cynically, I remind you that the Godmodder is the epitome of an evil genius. You think he hasn't considered the possibility his endless cruelty might cease if by some unlikely disaster he perishes? For a nihilist, you're awfully naive. This is the man that has stymied us at almost every step with contingency after contingency, and I expect him to be no less intelligent when setting up his new world. With the power of the Architects, he could heal himself to full and gain more power than he has even now. He'd stuff his forces with capable and fanatically devoted commanders who would carry out his malicious will to keep the proles suppressed to and beyond the end of time. Not even in all eternity would he ever be sated, nor overthrown. If he becomes bored, the most likely outcome is alleviating it with attempts at ever greater tortures. It would be a hell that encompasses every atom of space, every moment of time."

"We need to get going soon if we are to stop this. Mister Writer, it's time for you to wake up. Wake up, and smell the ashes."

Click to shrink...

The Writer: Wake up, and smell the ashes? Hah. That's a good one, almost.

The Writer: Yes, I understand. I'm still having a hard time accepting it, but... I understand.

I stir from dormancy, having conceived an argument in favor of the Players' point of view.

"The Writer. You wrote The Truth because you wanted people to believe what you thought was the truth. We didn't believe all of it, but we believed most of it. The parts about Entropic Paradox Rolls, Godmodders, Architects... you showed us the story behind our conflict with the Godmodder. But if the Godmodder is allowed to reshape reality, he will hide his past behind an iron veil. No one but him will ever know of the previous reality, and even he will delude himself as to the details eventually."

"The truth, in both senses of the word, ought be known. Will you allow the Godmodder to conceal it?"

Click to shrink...

The Writer: I suppose I can't. Imagine the history that would be lost... it seems sad, now that I think of it!

Moniker
I don't have like 2 cp saved
I used it up earlier
Also i have Superbones, Naruto chakra fruit magic and hax eyes
Why does your post say i have jawbreaker shield??

I face the Writer and look into his eyes, trying my best to convey my sincerity and concern for the future
You still have hope for a better future
Why place it on the godmodder
Even if player power doesn't exist anymore
We can still do our best as ordinary people
Like in that movie Bruce Almighty
A random act of kindness can be exactly what's needed
I literally try my best to follow this policy
Here and in reality outside this player vs godmodder

It seems like you're turning a blind eye to all the good things of this reality
The doctors with out borders
The people who kept hope and still helped others even while under the worst situations
There is more to life than just misery

Just as unfair inequality and suffering exists
There exists good people who work for the betterment of their fellow humans
And are compassionate

Think of all the people who do their best to change things in this very unfair world
Ghandi, Martin Luthor King and many others
They all came from this same reality

The value of a man is measured by seeing how he treats those below him
What does that say about the Godmodder
And in this new reality everyone will be at his mercy

And your hope that he will pass away and then this new reality will be free and soo much better

That is just as much of a gamble as the current reality
But with much worse odds
the godmodder is gonna create a new reality where he makes the rules
i am sure he is not gonna give up even an iota of his power
Thus how do you expect him to die
The past cannot be trusted as this is gonna be a new reality tailer made to the godmodders specifications

Do not abandon what you have in front of you for a one in a million chance of things getting better
And thus curse all of reality to be worse than what it is now


Try to control reality so that you're released from any of the godmodders mind control
Just in case,if that is what he did


Don't blame all those things that came as part of this war, they wouldn't have happened without the godmodder and his Actions

Click to shrink...

The Writer: What was I thinking...?

Inventory fixed!

Action 3: Writer, we need to know God's critical soul weakness. If we know it, we may have a chance of stopping the Godmodder from slaying God.

I've got a Prophecy. God will die.

Prophecies have a 30% failure rate. Let's hope we get lucky.

Click to shrink...

The Writer turns and looks at the elevator, rising rapidly.

The Writer: God's audience with the Godmodder will be private.

The Writer: It may be too late...

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The Writer's Nihilism is at 0%. He is defeated.

Finally, he sits down and sighs.

The Writer: Players. I am so, so sorry.

The Writer: I understand now. This path was always one that led towards ruin and death.

The Writer: Now... I hate to say this... I'll show you what I found God's critical soul weakness to be, but... I think its too late.

The Writer: The Godmodder's victory may well be certain, now.

The Writer: But... no. You've all told me to have hope. And right now, that's what we have to do. There may be an opportunity yet.

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The Godmodder's elevator rises and disappears above the clouds. The clouds are completely impenetrable - there's no way you can get inside. With a sinking feeling, you realize that the 5th Tribulation is about to begin...

Everything's gone so quiet. In the distance, you see the Planes hovering, held in perfect position. Thunder and lightning from the clouds of heaven echo, audible just barely in the background.

The Writer: Players...

The Writer: After having fought you just now... I think I've realized what makes you different from the other Player groups.

The Writer: You have unity and purpose. Most other Player groups used little to no teamwork. But you... you work together.

The Writer: If you keep that unity, and keep persevering... then you might stand a chance.

The Writer pulls out a post-it note, similar to the one he gave to the godmodder. He hands it to you, without writing anything on it.

Turning it over, back and forth... the post-it note is completely blank.


THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

ITINERARY:

[N]The Writer: 1/1 HP, Rewrite!A

Player list:

Spoiler

Alastair Dragovich - CP: 0 (X-Blade (use to protect one Player from death once!))
Bill Nye - CP: 0 (has super sharp gold sword - 3 power left, burny iron sword - 3 power left, bow and arrow - 3 power)
Captain.cat - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)(has 1 Boost Stone)
[N]CaptainNZZZ - CP: 4 (protected from 1 attack)(1 attack redirector)(has Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity, Overpowering Poison+1, Remnant crypt energy, EMP, Mopium, Godmodder Tracker V1.0, always-hit-Monocle)
Cephalos Jr. - CP: 3 (has Cybil's blood sample, anti-infantry railgun, pocket reactor(1 power), power armor)
Crusher48 - CP: 3 (Has Tactician Soul in a Bottle, Scanner Cannon)
Dangan_Machin - CP: 0
Daskter - CP: 0
Dragon of Hope?!? - CP: 0 (Espionage ghost)(Goopcalibur - 28+15 Power + Goop/Poison effects!)(Extra Goopcalibur power is used when attacking)
Eevee Shadow Bacon - CP: 15
Ender_Smirk - CP: 9 (has Shadow Agitator)
[N+1]EternalStruggle - CP: 0
Exoskeletal65 - CP: 0
FlamingFlapjacks - CP: 0 (has bag of nine-sided die)(D U C K)
General_Urist - CP: 5 (Shotgun of Dope - 1 power left, attack debuffs whoever it hits)
Gnich - CP: 0 (x3 Cola grenades)
GoldHero101 - CP: 0 (has Ultimo Durana(4 power left, Self damage ticket))
I'mTotallyNot-R.O.B - CP: 0 (has Super Soldier Serum)
[N+2]Joebobobob - CP: 25 (has nice bed, infinite charmzard energy, 2 Boost Stones, cyan orb(1 power) 1 Cleansed (?) Multiplier Orb, Something, 1 Godmodder lock)
Karpinsky - CP: 3
Krill13 - CP: 23
Moonstar101 - CP: 0
O.R.I.G.I.N. - CP: 0
Paradoxdragonpaci - CP: 0 (BUFFNESS, Save Point: Empty)
Pionoplayer - CP: 0
Ranger_Strider_ - CP: 11
Strider626 - CP: 2 (has Jawbreaker shield, naruto chakra fruit, hax eyes)
That-Random-Guy - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)(has Echolocation)
The_Quiet_Watcher - CP: 17 (has grenades, Antimatter bullet))
The_Nonexistent_Tazz - CP: 16
The_Two_Eternities - CP: 0 (protected from 1 attack)
[N]The Ego - CP: 1 (+10,000 HP sword, Delicious cake, one use of Somno powers, Player Eye, Player Knife, RGB control panel(has red, green, blue buttons), four-leaf clover)
Vylad - CP: 8 (wearing Impervium Armour, protects from damage!)(has Wound healer, Coin Flipper)
[N+2]Winkins - CP: 1 (has Mook Kill Switch, more of a BBB, +1,000A Iron sword, 10,000 damage token, 1 Multiplier Orb, greatsword, 1 Godmodder Lock)

Player Inventory:
Bonfire(3 uses left)(Spend your entire turn resting here to heal)
Ultimate Orb of Shielding(+1 attack shield to everything on field)
Orb of Resurrection (Revives one dead allied entity at full strength)
Godmodding Vol. 1
Medkit x 2, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Bravely Default Asterisks(mirror asterisk has 30 million damage laser special, 0% repaired), Mirror Frame, Black Filling
Charge Booster (damage: 7/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Celestial Guidance(2 uses left)
CP Converter
100,000 CP Crystal
Powerful Callback Greatsword
Ore of Orichalcum
Godmodder Soul Orb