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Defeat The Godmodder

"Alright, I've decided what I'm doing."
"Mirror, Eevee, and fred, feel free to move on. Fred, here's 4 Million 900 thousand dosh, don't worry I still have enough dosh left over for me and somno."

I'm obviously not going to try to win more money. I have enough, the other players have a bunch left over, and its not worth the risk.
first, I sacrifice all my skill ranks in knowledge (rock paper scissors) to bring somno off cooldown, along with a full action.
talking is a free action though, soo....
"Star, do you think the tall guy you want is eliminated a plant by the owners here to keep people from winning?"
after they answer that...
"Alternatively, are you a plant by the "owners" here, especially one who'll roll through the competition and takes the money? the answer is yes if your a plant by the owners, regardless of the kind."

Somno. cut through the lies if they say yes or no. if they start to say "No Comment", cut through the lies on the no. if they remain fully silent, then if they said yes about the tall guy, use cut through the lies on that. if they said no about the tall guy and where silent, use "seen through their eyes" with the following target prioritys. highest priority: "reason for people like JOE to be rightfully suspicious.", with lower priority's being assorted ways to say "reason i'd be considered bad/ reason joe shouldn't team up with me" and if none of those work, do "thing that would convince me another person is trustworthy and I should help them as much as I can without requiring them to reciprocate in the near future if they told me it".
if the results of all this convince me that the mysterious gambler is the plant/ is bad and that star is good and innocent,
I inform fred about this development (full transparency yo.), then
cast portable hole, pulling out a bit of powder of truth (forces any who drinks it to tell the truth and they have to answer), put it in a pitcher of heavily food-colored lemonade , walk up to the mysterious gambler and offer him a drink of lemonade. I then trip by accidentally-on-purpose before he can answer, spilling the lemonade on the two of us. the pitcher is plastic, so it didn't break.
the lemonade had a lot of food coloring on it. we'll both be dry soon from the awesome heaters, but all his hidden cards will be clearly fake due to the purple color the normal cards don't have.
he will realise this and likely be very angry. if he trys to attack me, I use subtle telekinesis combined with decent skill at dodging to make him fail each time. I then ask why he's so angry, since it was an accident and hes already dried off. he has no way of answering without admitting to the hidden cards, and he swallowed some of the truth-powder-lemonade (I telekinisized some into his mouth and kept mine firmly shut), so he has to answer that question in a truthful way. I then turn and go, ascending the elevator.
otherwise, I turn and ascend the elevator, paying appropriately.


Final note: when you make a bet in rock paper scissors, where does the extra money come from? does it just appear? if so, could I play rock paper scissors with somno, each of us betting 500,000 each match, then sharing the spoils of 1,500,000, rinse and repeat? if this is possible, then I replace all the spoilered actions with betting 8,000,000$ against somno in rock paper scissors and having him bet the same, and repeating that 3 times to increase our total dosh by 24,000,000. because if thats possible, why the [chocolate thing named after an old word for mistake] not?
Should I advance and head out as a scout?
 
feel free to do so if you wish, you lose money every round you stay here after all. you can also stay, either ways fine w/ me.
/nul
 
"Oh great, two sides to choose from with no idea who is in the right. That said, I really don't like kidnappers so for the time being I'll leave Ziz alone and focus on the Godmodder and friends."

Uh, hi. Thank you for not deciding to attack AG entities, and here are some quotes that may clear things up a bit.

It is a generator the manipulator inspired in scientists for this purpose. But the matter isn't unknown matter. Something different.
The "Safety program" activates, analyzes and sends. Everyone gets infected with a memory-virus (mental warfare was a big thing after immortality was discovered).
It prepares their souls for harvest. It weakens resistance against being harvested. It turns immunity into strong resistance.

The addition to my brain turns me into a being able to harvest the souls with 100% efficiency.

I am now a variation of a God, a Cult-leader. Any addition to my soul vanishes into the equivalent of a domesticated black hole inside of a soul, a cult.
With the wish-field, luxury field and instability-support field a link between any member of my former species is present for me to abuse.

Then comes the HARVEST of the species, that HarVester once belonged to.
HarVester is my name and I am harvesting the powerful souls of a limitless species (transforming width, depth, length and lifetime into exchangeable energy which flows inside my cult).

I use the "ruined unknown-matter generator", the remnant of the ascended flux and the catalytic souls of 10 special semi-immortal domesticated animals to do this. I need the ruined UMG to manipulate my cult's beliefs with the memory-virus. I lost the memory-virus by becoming a Cult-leader (as variant of a god, a Cult-leader existed already and draws power from his cult, which is like a domesticated singularity for exchangeable energy, which is attached to its soul). I need the remnant of the ascended flux to channel the spell (morality check was already destroyed in the past because of the "unknown matter" radiation, if it wasn't, it is now). I need the animals to evade the energy cost of crushing unlimited souls (They set the cost to zero*).

Using this method I have a 100% success rate, because the freed energy resonates with my cult (can't be absorbed by anyone else since the energy is within the event horizon).
HarVester now is enemy to anyone. He doesn't want to eat more souls because he already has devoured unlimited souls. The HarVester wants to kill anything that could oppose it.

That having been said, a group of AG players beat him and due to the rules he now has to not damage the AG side. You may have noticed his attempt above to take the power of Moniker, don't worry about that. I have experience in these matters, and I can say with certainty that it will fail.
 
Uh, hi. Thank you for not deciding to attack AG entities, and here are some quotes that may clear things up a bit.

That having been said, a group of AG players beat him and due to the rules he now has to not damage the AG side. You may have noticed his attempt above to take the power of Moniker, don't worry about that. I have experience in these matters, and I can say with certainty that it will fail.
"He eats souls?! Or used to at any rate?"
O noe. My evil not-secret is exposted.

I must hide behind all that corpses that are neatly folded into a domesticated black hole.


The walking man may dreams of flying. He may kill an angel to get his wings.
"I'm taking whatever you say from now on with a grain of salt."
 
"Using soul gems to enchant equipment and literally eating souls are two very different things!"
And that is were you are wrong kiddo.

It is like saying: Using human skin for your Nekronomicon and eating the meat of said human to prepare a meaty pizza are two very different things.

Killing people always is the same. Their souls normally would decompose into something new and Armsmaster would agree with me that this is not efficient.
They should be used to help us, instead of some bugs and animals that eat the meat of the dead. So we use their souls to fuel ourselves and their bodies to fuel our blood magic.

The body is a shadow of the soul. Which means that influencing the body influences the soul.
But you can believe what you want.

I already did this twice and guess what. The second time I just got one halfhearted complaint because they were sure I could not harm them.
 
"Using soul gems to enchant equipment and literally eating souls are two very different things!"
And that is were you are wrong kiddo.

It is like saying: Using human skin for your Nekronomicon and eating the meat of said human to prepare a meaty pizza are two very different things.

Killing people always is the same. Their souls normally would decompose into something new and Armsmaster would agree with me that this is not efficient.
They should be used to help us, instead of some bugs and animals that eat the meat of the dead. So we use their souls to fuel ourselves and their bodies to fuel our blood magic.

The body is a shadow of the soul. Which means that influencing the body influences the soul.
But you can believe what you want.

I already did this twice and guess what. The second time I just got one halfhearted complaint because they were sure I could not harm them.
"Grrr. Fine! Fuck, I'm the last person to talk about shit like this considering several of my plans involve trying to induce a mutual kill on everything here just to make sure no one wins if we loose."
 
"Grrr. Fine! Fuck, I'm the last person to talk about shit like this considering several of my plans involve trying to induce a mutual kill on everything here just to make sure no one wins if we loose."
*pulls up his eyebrows*
B-but why did you just tell everyone that? That- you are ruining the fun if you spoil this!
You just disappointed me.
Who am I to tell you the best path if you don't learn how to be a fun person? Bah.

Disgusting.
 
*pulls up his eyebrows*
B-but why did you just tell everyone that? That- you are ruining the fun if you spoil this!
You just disappointed me.
Who am I to tell you the best path if you don't learn how to be a fun person? Bah.

Disgusting.
"Who says I'm being honest? Who says I even have a plan? Perhaps I have no plans at all? Perhaps I have too many plans? Maybe all my plans involve cheese? You'll never know...maybe. ;)"
 
Its gonna be amusing to see how Hungry gets slapped down for this stunt
You are on the list for a reason Cow.

"Who says I'm being honest? Who says I even have a plan? Perhaps I have no plans at all? Perhaps I have too many plans? Maybe all my plans involve cheese? You'll never know...maybe. ;)"

*calms down from his Cicero-rage*
Good for you. I am still a bit angry at you, but maybe, someday there will be a surprise. Even a bad one would be good. Just something nice, with thought behind it and ... maybe a bit of blood?
 
You are on the list for a reason Cow.



*calms down from his Cicero-rage*
Good for you. I am still a bit angry at you, but maybe, someday there will be a surprise. Even a bad one would be good. Just something nice, with thought behind it and ... maybe a bit of blood?
"The inner workings of my mind are an enigma even to myself. I guarantee that I'll create something totally unexpected at some point."
 
well random green radioactive cow, based on something I think moniker said once, causality itself will conspire to keep HV [or anyone else who is forcefully AG] from doing things that are anti-AG.
freeing himself from said restriction is pretty anti-AG.
so he'll probably like, get hit with a rock in the middle of his action, or end up chugging the wrong potion, or some such.
 
"Then why were you defending him earlier? Are you that crazy that your views just flip flop all over the place?"
Ah you know.
I was defeated (how embarrassing).

And now I can't resist their power. But I try to change.

This change tries to suck me back. And I try to fight.

But. To do this I have to go a small step back. And I have to kill innocent to achieve my goal. (Lol you would believe that cowmom12 helps me with producing all this bullshit with a grain of truth)
Trying to play around with reality to do something like this is well its probably not gonna be allowed
Do the impossible, break the unbreakable, row row fight the power!
 
Ah you know.
I was defeated (how embarrassing).

And now I can't resist their power. But I try to change.

This change tries to suck me back. And I try to fight.

But. To do this I have to go a small step back. And I have to kill innocent to achieve my goal. (Lol you would believe that cowmom12 helps me with producing all this bullshit with a grain of truth)

Do the impossible, break the unbreakable, row row fight the power!
"Now I'm confused. You want power but you don't want the power?"
 
"Now I'm confused. You want power but you don't want the power?"
Ahem. Seems I just got too much into my monologue.

To clarify this:

The Godmodder is innocent. I was defeated by the Anti Godmodders. This forces me to stay Anti Godmodder loyal.
So I use this action to escape the Anti Godmodders, but kill the innocent Godmodder in the process to be not hindered by the force that defeat brings with itself.

I fight the higher power that forces me to stay this way.

And this way others can understand my stuff. Good that you asked.
 
Ahem. Seems I just got too much into my monologue.

To clarify this:

The Godmodder is innocent. I was defeated by the Anti Godmodders. This forces me to stay Anti Godmodder loyal.
So I use this action to escape the Anti Godmodders, but kill the innocent Godmodder in the process to be not hindered by the force that defeat brings with itself.

I fight the higher power that forces me to stay this way.

And this way others can understand my stuff. Good that you asked.
"So...you're like a Decepticon that was defeated by the Autobots and then forced to become an Autobot against his will?"
 
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