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Defeat The Godmodder

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Strike the Shadow Orb Grog! Oy guys, target it quickly, the shadow beasts will wreck us soon!
FOCUS!
I create a small orb in my hands... just a small, innocuous glittering orb... Nothing that needs to be worried about....
BY MY WORD, LET THERE BE LIGHT!
I throw the now revealed disco ball into the air, where it blinds the beasts with it's magnificence!
 
Luck-Based Mission - VI
  • Sidestory
    • JOEbobobob said:
    [as time passes, my new host will slowly transform into a copy of myself, because reasons. ]
    "is there any special trick to this stage that you know of?"
    assuming his response is no or will not affect the bellow plan, I put on a straw hat , with my arms out, on the elevator. my actions occur before eevee and mirror act.
    the space around us opens up. the platform widens somewhat, and instead of just the door, everywhere else is an abyss. because thats what I thought it was while writing this, and players have reality warping, so there. anyway...
    thats not a scarecrow.
    however, it is shaped rather like a plus sign, with the - part higher up. a cross, and as such religious symbol.
    this possessed gambler hasn't used his 5 character levels from winning the first challenge yet, so I take a level in paladin... well, 5 levels. with the paladin levels, the cross symbol will protect me from demons for now, but if they turn their attention to me specifically, it'll still be a problem. I need a long term solution.
    I take out a water pistol and a very large squirtbottle (
    as in this kind of squirtbottle:
    ) with telekinisis, a random gem in some of the possessed gamblers bling glowing so it seems like its an item-based telekinesis (I'm still forming a cross so...). the pistol floats into my left hand, and I grab it. the squirtbottle, meanwhile, floats to my right hand. a quick stat reallocation later, the level 29 gambler now has 50 STR, which means 250 pounds of weight being lift-able with one hand. this means I can actually wield the bottle one-handed, and the water pistol'll have enough force to shoot water at bullet-like speeds.
    Finally, I use my 5 paladin level to cast bless water on all my ammo... multiple times. you see, I got the feet "fast spell" for all my feet slots each of those 5 levels. now, any spell who's casting time is less then 8192 seconds (or 2.2755 hours) can be casted in a single round. spells with a casting time of 4096 or less can be casted as a normal action...
    and spells that can normally be casted in a single round can be casted as fast as I can think them.
    bless water affects only 1 pint of water per use, but it only costs a round normally. I cast it twenty times in under a second.
    "I'm Ready."
    in the moment within which I say that, all the devils notice the sudden holy water aura. they turn likely turn, as one, to oppose me. If they do, I start by firing a shot at each ones left hand, with my left hand, before I jump and fire again three times, each at a demons right eye.
    the recoil from these shots pushes me back, away from the elevator. looks like I'm going to fall, right?
    nope. I cast blink, and teleport to the platform again, behind the demons. before they can react, I reveal how unscrewed the squirtbottle thing-through-which-the-water-exits is: only the slightest bit.
    when its that closed, water sprays out for a short range like a shotgun. this is holy water. with my fifty strength, I can fire as fast as the vacuum left by the movement of the water closes. thats multiple times per second.
    the demons are right in front of me.
    and missing their right hands. and half blind.
    I fire shots at them, point blank. they scream in agony as the holy water burns their heads.
    I warp forwards a bit with non-dnd magic, and jump, before firing the bottle up as many times as I can. a spray of water appears above me and I begin to rocket back down from the recoil.
    the bottle stays where it was when I fired though. then, it shatters. the bottle itself vanishes- the water does not.
    "It's always raining somewhere else."
    the rain of holy water falls down, pulverizing each devil... and soaking everyone else, I guess, but who cares. all in all, about... 5 people fell, not including the demons, before I finished. the space closes back up, and everyone's stunned for a while. having seen 3 people melt down under the water, there are two conclusions.
    A) those were the devils, and now we're safe. time to wait.
    B)that guy is a devil, and he just vaporized 3 people to clear his name. he can also teleport and pretty much fly from recoil of the pistol. if I interfere with him, I might not die since they wouldn't allow that, but it will be very painful. better to wait.
    either way, the stage is done.

    EDIT: wait, I should have 1 million more moneys. I just possessed a gambler, who must have had at least 1M since thats the minimum bet. I also kept my previous money via somno's pebbleform holding the money. so I should have 2M( my bet and somno's) +1M (mirror man gave to me) +100,000 (Fred) and the part I didn't get: 1M (possessed gambler.)
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    Fred: Well... No, this is completely new to me! I've been past this point before, and they've never had a murder mystery challenge... hmmm... I'll have to tell the others...

    Well... you take care of business, don't you? 2 demons and 5 gamblers defeated! Everyone stares in awe. Who... ARE you? You rejoin your... allies.

    Eevee shadow bacon said:
    I grab my allies, shove them behind me, and yell, " FUS RO DAH!" Launching a lot of people off the platform.
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    ACTION:?/3 ITEM(S): 1x2,000 Damage Lottery Token
    AMOUNT:?/3
    CHARGE:5/10
    $4,000,000 on hand.
    Well, this seems like it could be problematic. What to do, what to do. . . Got it! First, I increase the weight of my legs to around 150 pounds each. Without changing their looks, before sending tendrils out of them to dig into the ground. Next, rings form attached to my back wrap around the metal bars, attaching me to them. Third, I then attach 3 cuffs to my, each with a foot long chain, and give the other ends to Eevee, JOE and Fred, to attach to themselves, so no one can try to throw them off without ripping me from the bar wall first. Let them try.
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    These two actions don't do anything, since JOEbob already covered everything. Randomly attacking other gamblers and attaching weights to yourself would not be very helpful right now.

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    Everything pauses for a moment. JOEbob weeded and defeated the two demons immediately. Everyone shrinks away from him as he walks to rejoin the others. Giving no comment on what transpired, the announcer booms, as though the challenge was completed normally.

    ???: Congratulations to all our surviving gamblers! The elevator will begin moving shortly.

    ???: Any who continue to attack other gamblers will be removed by security.

    The Red platform begins moving upward once again. As it travels, someone approaches you from the crowd...

    ???: Hello! Saw that attack you launched back there! Really impressive stuff!

    Star: I call myself Star. You can call me that, too.

    Star: After that? You're clearly in a good spot to win this tournament. I could do much better with you than by myself!

    Star: So what do you say? Can I join you in the coming game? This is my second time here, and I might be of some use. No hidden or unhidden fees!

    Fred whispers to you:

    Fred: I wouldn't do it. Sycophants aren't good for us.

    What do you decide?

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    Eventually, the Red Platform makes it to the top. And now it looks like... a proper casino. Red velvet carpets. Vending machines serving free sherbet. And of course, row upon row of casino card games. Poker. Rock-paper-scissors. And blackjack.

    ???: Welcome, remaining gamblers! Now, the TRUE test of your skill begins here. We have 38 gamblers remaining, but only 8 may move on to tonight's final round: The Tournament.

    ???: The price to move on is $5,000,000 per person. Minimum bet for all games is $500,000. If you lose all your money, you are instantly ejected back.

    ???: Our three games are: Poker (1 to 1 odds of winning), Blackjack (1 to 1 odds of winning), and Rock Paper Scissors (1 to 2 odds of winning).

    ???: Winning Poker or Blackjack will double your money; winning Rock Paper Scissors will triple it! Play wisely.

    How this works: Choose a game to play. From there, you can either outline your strategy to see the outcome in the same turn (going as fast as possible), or let me show you your cards and the situation, then decide what to do.

    ???: Also, every minute you stay here, you lose $100,000. Use that money or lose that money!

    Everyone immediately panics, and runs to a table, playing without thinking. Once again, it's plunged into chaos, but at least nobody's trying to kill you this time.

    ???: Please enjoy the complimentary sherbet! It's your reward for making it this far.

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    Each player is in a bit of a difficult position. Mr. Mirror Man needs $1,000,000 to afford to exit, but Eevee Shadow Bacon can't exit even with their money - they'd have $0 left if they did that, and fail the sidequest. JOEbob, meanwhile, needs $10,000,000 if he wants to keep Somno.

    Fred: Oh no... They always have a round like this, and I've never made it past before... why did it have to be cards!?

    Star still needs to be talked to.

    Casino 3rd Floor:

    Crowd of People(32 other gamblers)
    Fred(has $900,000)
    Star(wants to team up)
    Elevator(costs $5,000,000, 8 slots remaining)
    Money Drain(-$100,000 per minute!)

    JOEbob:
    Has $4,100,000, one four-leaf clover(possessing random gambler)
    [N - JOEbob]Somno: 35,000/35,000 HP (Lanternlight echo: 2 turn cooldown)(Seen through their eyes: 2 turn cooldown)(Cut through the lies: 1 turn cooldown)(cooling down for 4!)

    Mr. Mirror Man:
    Has $4,000,000

    Eevee Shadow Bacon:
    Has $5,000,000
     
  • Sidestory
    • "Doormaker, stay where you are and keep portal-protecting the Second Scarlet Prince! Second Scarlet Prince, stay where you are and keep attacking the Unsealed Player Thief! Pack of Packed Wolves, get to me using your wolf teleportation ability, and attack the Shadow Beasts!"

    FOCUS: PUT THE FLASH IN FLASHBANG

    I look at the Shadow Beasts. "Hrrmm. Better keep them from getting to me. Alright, now to call the Foundation..."

    One phone call later, the Flash arrives, and begins to toss flashbangs at the Shadow Beasts. Lots of flashbangs...

    And then while they are distracted he runs up to the Large Shadow Beacon and does his Infinite Mass Punch thingy.

    Then he slips away.

    FOCUS: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    All the crystalline flesh on the outside has turned white by now, and the beginnings of wings are starting to form.

    Simurgh 19/24 (+3 from Captain.Cat)

    (OOC: The first FOCUS is just an attack on the Large Shadow Beacon.

    And by the way, Moniker, will we be back to updates every other day again now?)
     
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    (FOCUS!)Seeing such disco sorcery and light show at work, it caught the instinctual disco groove in me despite being sent to the Shadow Realm. I sway in rhythm that bounces in my head, snapping my fingers to a beat that only I hear. Potent Disco energy builds as the disco rave grows and is channeled through my body till it snaps and explodes with my Catmancy. The 'floor' that my feet stands on explodes with light revealing that the 'floor' I stand on is replaced with a disco floor along with Disco Cats which threatens to expands the disco flooring further into the darkness and illuminating it.

    (Orders)
    The Siths disprove of the the SR buildings that looks like are being built. They attack the Builders to make sure they don't grow to large of a building force.
     
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    I send a message to Cera asking her to help with the murder mystery this letter contains all the details about the case and how the Killer electrocutes people
     
    I smile.
    gamblers all have at least 1,000,000 dollars each.
    I apparently cleared out 2 demons and 5 gamblers.
    even if the demons had no money, I can still steal 5,000,000 from the gamblers.
    so my money, post-looting, is at least 9,100,000$, and could be anything bigger then that.
    I tell Star that I don't have enough money on me to bring them and somno with me, but if I somehow end up with a ton of money, I might.
    I tell fred that I'll take his advice into account and won't bring star along if it significantly disadvantages me.
    Instead of gambling this round, I get somno off cooldown by using all the experience the gambler used on his paladin levels. I am no longer a paladin, but somno gets off cooldown, this will be helpful.
     
    Stamping my foot I cause the Unsealed Player Thief to suddenly be impaled by dozens of ice spikes rising up from underneath it. With a flick of wrist the ice spikes embedded in the entity instantly turn into acid, burning the Unsealed Player Thief's insides. (x2)

    I also continue to charge Temporal Shenanigans. (x1)
     
    Action 1:
    The improbability drive clicks and whirs. This time its lights are a lot dimmer. It's target? The Shadow Realm.
    1/3 for Poptarts

    Action 2:
    The improbability drive continues humming along.
    2/3 for Poptarts.

    Action 3:
    The improbability drive gives a soft ding.
    3/3 for Poptarts
    Expending...

    In the Shadow Realm, light is exploding as the various players unleash light, disco balls, flashlights, floodlights, all the light they can muster to push back the darkness.
    And their efforts are not in vain.
    Among the glowing lights, up in the sky a rainbow streaks across the lack of stars.
    And then it curves back around.
    Wait, what?
    Rainbows don't make 180 degree turns like that normally. Then again normally they don't sprint across the sky like in the movies they normally form all at once.
    So what gives?
    And then everyone notices the music.

    Nyan Cat zooms straight towards the large shadow beacon and slams into it at full speed, causing a massive rainbowy explosion. Almost like a certain pony's signautre sonic rainboom.
    Nyan Cat zooms around for another curve, and slams into the large shadow beacon several more times before flying off into the cosmos in search of sweets.
     
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    FOCUS - MORE BUILDERS WHY

    The man sighs. They really quite badly need to get rid of that HQ faster, it's just not dying. Like, the man isn't against the Godmodder on principle, but that thing just has to go sharpish. It's just there.

    Luckily, the man has his ways. He enforces a Reality Correction on the Soulraze Headquarters.

    Xerath previously sent the HQ to LITERALLY WORK ALL THE MACHINES UNTIL THEY EXPLODE mode, which means that, well. Since it's literally, they'll work all the machines until they explode. The machines exploding probably won't slow the rate of production, since they'll just work other machines even harder. But then those machines will explode, and workers will be wounded and the detonations will do damage to everything and so on and so forth. In short, the HQ will be taking pretty significant damage from their own productivity edicts, taking effect right about now.

    Xerath can't bodyguard against this, because this isn't strictly speaking an attack. This is just the man ensuring that the HQ temporarily suffers the consequences of its own actions. He's not doing anything to the HQ, the HQ is doing stuff to itself. Not even stuff that he made it do, this is entirely on them.
     
    Moniker said:
    Now, they can take progress... whatever that means!
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    Not that it matters now, but... they could have absorbed something like a charge project like Target-Strike.

    Moniker said:
    That grin... the godmodder reflects it right back at you.
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    I like him more and more.

    Moniker said:
    most psychopathic AG
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    Psychopaths don't have empathy. HV killed all of them so nobody remaining would be sad.

    Moniker said:
    you can't directly lend other players your actions.
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    What about CODE-AG?

    Moniker said:
    The Balls of Superior Steal are initially quite happy to find themselves in the position of hurting the godmodder. However, their happiness turns into despair when they realize the HP they siphoned from him was NEGA-HP! It instantly kills them, their attack shields not even mattering!
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    Those are mine. I get those. NEGA? What does this mean? Maybe something racist or... negative... negate... Not Exactly Great Assimilation-target. I once assimilated spaghetti energy from the godmodder. Why does he suddenly have NEGA-energy instead of spaghetti-energy? This is totally unpredictable (this is another complaint about stuff I do not like).

    I define this as bullshit and summon nature    . (3 charges)

    Yo. Whats up bro.

    Hisssss.

    I see. That powerful god-guy over there?

    Hisssssssssssss.

    He did what? You had 2 attack shields?

    AAAAAAAAAAAA.

    Mmmh sucks. I will see what I can get for you. But I can't get you your BOSS back.

    Sigh.

    Now that you are no longer that angry... how about you do some bullshit that I do not punish?

    Okay. But erase that guy for breaking my stuff.

    Won't be that easy, since the game would stop. And the show must go on doesn't it? Maybe you throw some drugs through that portal to HIS brain?

    No. What would happen if I drug a brain that imagines reality? I want to do science, but not that destructive. Can you get me some bonus for that denied benevolence?

    Just let me do my job. I will do it as good as I represent everything that is real.

    I summon brain of Moniker through that portal into one of the labs of the city.

    I place an restricted entry (prevents intervention of 1 intruder) over this lab (feel free to lose more HP Godmodder).

    I do a Keyblade-possesion of said brain, that will probably succeed unlike that other one, because it is super char giant-monstrosity that gets healed by Initiator (who got stronger healing from any usage of the law of benevolence) and gets power from several different HarVester-Units that harvest helpless universes and is an immortal AG player.
    And now it is your darkness that shall be the Ark that sustains me!
    -Guy that REALLY wants darkness    ​
     
    Looking over the field I withdraw into my mind for a moment. 'Hmm, what to do. That SoulRazer barrack is going to be done next so that needs to be stopped. The Thresher Maw is the only thing that is damaging that HQ but it's doing it at a very slow pace and that Player Thief will have take everyone in 3 turns so he need to be dealt with or at least not be able to heal as fast. Hmmm. First the Thresher Maw.'

    Returning from my mind I look over at the Thresher Maw and make my wish. 'I wish for the Thresher Maw to be able to cause even more damage to the Soulraze Headquaters!' Suddenly the Thresher Maw Borrows into the ground, Soon afterwards a massive earthquake is felt throughout the Hexagonafield! Becoming even more powerful each passing second. 'My wish may have overdone it.' I think quietly to myself. The earthquake reaches a crescendo and ripping forth form the Hexagonafield the Thresher Maw stands, The Thresher Maw has double in size from what it was a few moments ago.

    But not only that but it is not just any Thresher Maw anymore! It is the KING Thresher Maw! As indicated by the very tiny but cute crown that now rests on his most royal brow!

    Suddenly the KING Thresher Maw takes a huge intake of air and then Bellows out a thunderous screech! "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-" As I hold my eyes close and cover my ears from the most painful and drawn out Screech in likely history I hear a loud Pop and then I hear nothing. 'Odd.' Opening my eyes I see that the KING Thresher Maw is still Bellowing but I can't hear him 'Huh.' Taking my hands away from my ears I then notice that they are stained with fresh blood. 'Aww shit.' I then rub my left hand against my left ear and bring it back revealing even more blood. 'Fucking hell the bastard busted my eardrums!'

    Sighing in frustration I return my gaze at the KING Thrasher Maw. At around this time it seems to have stop bellowing and now it looks down on the now very tiny SoulRaze Headquarters and then opening its Maw it leaps at the SoulRaze Headquarters and starts tearing it a new one.

    'Well at least it's still attacking the SoulRaze Headquarters.' I think to myself and look over at the SoulRaze Barracks that was about 70% done. 'Yeah think We all would rather if that did not get finished.' Wiping off the blood on my hands on my clothes I make my next wish. 'I wish I would gain the power of a Force user!'


    -Meanwhile A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away-

    Sheev Palpatine otherwise known as Darth Sidious was leaning against the window sill overlooking Coruscant, Before him stood Mace Windu with his Light-saber pointed at him, Behind Windu Anakin stood close by. "You are under arrest my lord." Mace Windu said with conviction. Palpatine look over to Anakin. "Anakin! I told you it would come to this! I was right! The Jedi have taken over!" Palpatine said doing his best to subvert the Impressible Anakin. "The oppression of the Sith will never return, You have lost." Palpatine and Windu's eyes meet and with deepening voice Palpatine said back. "No, No NO! You have lost!" Darth Sidious then reached out this his hand and call upon the force and a streak of blue lightning surged towards Windu!

    As the Force Lighten connected with Windu's Light-saber Darth Sidious felt a something was terribly wrong and suddenly as soon as he felt it His powers ceased. "Wh-" Before Darth Sidious could finish his question Mace Windu brought down his Light-saber a upon the Sith Lord slicing him in two.

    And thus Sheev Palpatine, Darth Sidious, Sith Lord, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic and would-be emperor of the galaxy was slain. While much turmoil would happen with his death and the civil war would continue for a few more years before ultimately ending in a ceasefire, The galaxy would at least never suffer the terror of the Galactic Empire, Life in the galaxy become a little bit more hopeful.

    -Meanwhile back on the Hexagonafield-


    Suddenly I feel a surge of Power! Looking at my hand I felt like I had even more power then before! 'So is this what the force feels like? Well lets see if this works!' Looking towards the SoulRaze Barrack I lift both my hands and concentrate on it. Then the Barracks starts to buckle! 'It's working.' Foucing more on the barracks I lift it into the air and then Start to condense it into a ball of metal and wood!

    Steadily and surely the Barrack collapsed into a large jagged ball of metal and wood tightly packed together. I let out a grin. 'Well I can see why the force is so seductive, I probably should be careful with using it.' Looking over at the Player Thief I let out a grin. With one hand I hold up the giant jagged ball and take aim at the Player Thief. 'OI, Think fast!' I think to myself and with that I hurled the giant jagged ball of metal and wood at the Player Thief hitting him straight on! On impact the Jagged ball shatters from the force of the impact. The Metal and wood tear into the Player Thief cutting large gashes into his flesh! The force of the Impact knocks the Player thief to the ground having knocked the wind out of him.
     
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    ACTION:?/3 ITEM(S): 1x2,000 Damage Lottery Token
    AMOUNT:?/3
    CHARGE:5/10
    $4,000,000 on hand.-$1,000,000 in bet.
    I decide to go play Rock, Paper, Scissors, because I have a plan. When a person throws one of the three, if you can process the information fast enough, you can see what the person is throwing, and respond and change what your throwing. So I decide to reduce the time it takes for my eyes to send the information to my brain to process what I'm seeing to allow me to change what I'm throwing to change what I'm throwing to beat my opponent. This plan is foolproof!
     
    FOCUS

    It has been made clear that us Players are truly indestructible while we have a entity on the field. We have a entity on the field, even within the confines of this Shadow Realm. Xerath is body-guarding the headquarters. There's no reason why ridiculously powerful and nigh-indestructible me can't guard the thing making me invincible.

    First of I equip myself with a full panoply of body guarding items. Damage re-directors, distraction grenades, distractedly shiny sunglasses, distractedly sunny shine-glasses, a really nice shield, regeneration splash potions, the works. Then I position myself between Grog-Strongjaw and the Void beasts and set about body-guarding. They shall not pass!
     
    Actions 1, 2, and 3: 9/9.
    Terry casts Propane Nightmares. A vortex of fire forms around him. It grows gradually larger and larger, and spins faster and faster, until it consumes the Shadow Beasts.
     
    Update LVI
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    • Page of Time said:
    FOCUS!

    The cheery girl pulls out a piece of paper, throws it on the ground, and pokes it. It turns into a mini paper crane army which attacks the Unsealed Player Thief.
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    17,000 damage to the Unsealed Player Thief!

    Ranger_Strider_ said:
    Strike the Shadow Orb Grog! Oy guys, target it quickly, the shadow beasts will wreck us soon!
    FOCUS!
    I create a small orb in my hands... just a small, innocuous glittering orb... Nothing that needs to be worried about....
    BY MY WORD, LET THERE BE LIGHT!
    I throw the now revealed disco ball into the air, where it blinds the beasts with it's magnificence!
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    Three of the shadow beasts recoil in horror! They're stunned this turn!

    The_Two_Eternities said:
    "Doormaker, stay where you are and keep portal-protecting the Second Scarlet Prince! Second Scarlet Prince, stay where you are and keep attacking the Unsealed Player Thief! Pack of Packed Wolves, get to me using your wolf teleportation ability, and attack the Shadow Beasts!"

    FOCUS: PUT THE FLASH IN FLASHBANG

    I look at the Shadow Beasts. "Hrrmm. Better keep them from getting to me. Alright, now to call the Foundation..."

    One phone call later, the Flash arrives, and begins to toss flashbangs at the Shadow Beasts. Lots of flashbangs...

    And then while they are distracted he runs up to the Large Shadow Beacon and does his Infinite Mass Punch thingy.

    Then he slips away.

    FOCUS: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    All the crystalline flesh on the outside has turned white by now, and the beginnings of wings are starting to form.

    Simurgh 19/24 (+3 from Captain.Cat)

    (OOC: The first FOCUS is just an attack on the Large Shadow Beacon.

    And by the way, Moniker, will we be back to updates every other day again now?)
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    OOC: Yes, we're back to regular updates now.

    The pack of packed wolves teleports to the Shadow Realm to help fight! 20,000 damage to the Large Shadow beacon!

    You've held the Starcalibur and used it for 2 turns straight now! Better hand it off right away or it could backfire!

    Winkins said:
    (Action!)(3 Charges)
    (FOCUS!)Seeing such disco sorcery and light show at work, it caught the instinctual disco groove in me despite being sent to the Shadow Realm. I sway in rhythm that bounces in my head, snapping my fingers to a beat that only I hear. Potent Disco energy builds as the disco rave grows and is channeled through my body till it snaps and explodes with my Catmancy. The 'floor' that my feet stands on explodes with light revealing that the 'floor' I stand on is replaced with a disco floor along with Disco Cats which threatens to expands the disco flooring further into the darkness and illuminating it.

    (Orders)
    The Siths disprove of the the SR buildings that looks like are being built. They attack the Builders to make sure they don't grow to large of a building force.
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    The Shadow Realm floor is becoming a DISCO DANCE FLOOR! The expanding disco dance floor is stunning a shadow beast once every turn! The Siths will do as you say.

    MooGoesCow21 said:
    I send a message to Cera asking her to help with the murder mystery this letter contains all the details about the case and how the Killer electrocutes people
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    Cera: Okay, I can help work on the murder mystery while you're stuck.

    Cera: I'd appreciate any advice you could give me though, I haven't been keeping up with the investigation the whole way so it might take me a bit to get up to speed.

    Daskter said:
    7/10

    Idle builders will just build 2 more barracks
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    2 new barracks scheduled!

    CaptainNZZZ said:
    Stamping my foot I cause the Unsealed Player Thief to suddenly be impaled by dozens of ice spikes rising up from underneath it. With a flick of wrist the ice spikes embedded in the entity instantly turn into acid, burning the Unsealed Player Thief's insides. (x2)

    I also continue to charge Temporal Shenanigans. (x1)
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    11,000 damage to the Unsealed Player Thief!

    pionoplayer said:
    Action 1:
    The improbability drive clicks and whirs. This time its lights are a lot dimmer. It's target? The Shadow Realm.
    1/3 for Poptarts

    Action 2:
    The improbability drive continues humming along.
    2/3 for Poptarts.

    Action 3:
    The improbability drive gives a soft ding.
    3/3 for Poptarts
    Expending...

    In the Shadow Realm, light is exploding as the various players unleash light, disco balls, flashlights, floodlights, all the light they can muster to push back the darkness.
    And their efforts are not in vain.
    Among the glowing lights, up in the sky a rainbow streaks across the lack of stars.
    And then it curves back around.
    Wait, what?
    Rainbows don't make 180 degree turns like that normally. Then again normally they don't sprint across the sky like in the movies they normally form all at once.
    So what gives?
    And then everyone notices the music.

    Nyan Cat zooms straight towards the large shadow beacon and slams into it at full speed, causing a massive rainbowy explosion. Almost like a certain pony's signautre sonic rainboom.
    Nyan Cat zooms around for another curve, and slams into the large shadow beacon several more times before flying off into the cosmos in search of sweets.
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    Slam! Slam! Slam! 23,000 damage to the Large Shadow Beacon! Thanks to the power of memes, its on its last legs now!

    EternalStruggle said:
    FOCUS - MORE BUILDERS WHY

    The man sighs. They really quite badly need to get rid of that HQ faster, it's just not dying. Like, the man isn't against the Godmodder on principle, but that thing just has to go sharpish. It's just there.

    Luckily, the man has his ways. He enforces a Reality Correction on the Soulraze Headquarters.

    Xerath previously sent the HQ to LITERALLY WORK ALL THE MACHINES UNTIL THEY EXPLODE mode, which means that, well. Since it's literally, they'll work all the machines until they explode. The machines exploding probably won't slow the rate of production, since they'll just work other machines even harder. But then those machines will explode, and workers will be wounded and the detonations will do damage to everything and so on and so forth. In short, the HQ will be taking pretty significant damage from their own productivity edicts, taking effect right about now.

    Xerath can't bodyguard against this, because this isn't strictly speaking an attack. This is just the man ensuring that the HQ temporarily suffers the consequences of its own actions. He's not doing anything to the HQ, the HQ is doing stuff to itself. Not even stuff that he made it do, this is entirely on them.
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    Xerath: Hey! Just because I told them to make the machines work until they exploded doesn't mean any HAVE exploded yet!

    As he says this, explosions can be heard from the HQ behind him.

    DoT effect on the Soulraze HQ increased!

    hungry visitor said:
    Not that it matters now, but... they could have absorbed something like a charge project like Target-Strike.


    I like him more and more.


    Psychopaths don't have empathy. HV killed all of them so nobody remaining would be sad.


    What about CODE-AG?



    Those are mine. I get those. NEGA? What does this mean? Maybe something racist or... negative... negate... Not Exactly Great Assimilation-target. I once assimilated spaghetti energy from the godmodder. Why does he suddenly have NEGA-energy instead of spaghetti-energy? This is totally unpredictable (this is another complaint about stuff I do not like).

    I define this as bullshit and summon nature    . (3 charges)

    Yo. Whats up bro.

    Hisssss.

    I see. That powerful god-guy over there?

    Hisssssssssssss.

    He did what? You had 2 attack shields?

    AAAAAAAAAAAA.

    Mmmh sucks. I will see what I can get for you. But I can't get you your BOSS back.

    Sigh.

    Now that you are no longer that angry... how about you do some bullshit that I do not punish?

    Okay. But erase that guy for breaking my stuff.

    Won't be that easy, since the game would stop. And the show must go on doesn't it? Maybe you throw some drugs through that portal to HIS brain?

    No. What would happen if I drug a brain that imagines reality? I want to do science, but not that destructive. Can you get me some bonus for that denied benevolence?

    Just let me do my job. I will do it as good as I represent everything that is real.

    I summon brain of Moniker through that portal into one of the labs of the city.

    I place an restricted entry (prevents intervention of 1 intruder) over this lab (feel free to lose more HP Godmodder).

    I do a Keyblade-possesion of said brain, that will probably succeed unlike that other one, because it is super char giant-monstrosity that gets healed by Initiator (who got stronger healing from any usage of the law of benevolence) and gets power from several different HarVester-Units that harvest helpless universes and is an immortal AG player.
    And now it is your darkness that shall be the Ark that sustains me!
    -Guy that REALLY wants darkness​
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    Code-AG was sort of special in that it got my explicit sign-off and had a neat system, rather than just being action-lending. Also, unpredictable is the godmodder's middle name! Along with his many, many other middle names. He made his name that way so he could say pretty much anything was his middle name.

    ...Wait, no! Absolutely not! You ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT kidnap the GM's brain! My brain is LOCKED IN MY HEAD! I have infinity protection against my brain being messed with. And I can give myself more at any time, with my GM powers. I render this brain-taking action NULL AND VOID!

    Captain.Cat said:
    Looking over the field I withdraw into my mind for a moment. 'Hmm, what to do. That SoulRazer barrack is going to be done next so that needs to be stopped. The Thresher Maw is the only thing that is damaging that HQ but it's doing it at a very slow pace and that Player Thief will have take everyone in 3 turns so he need to be dealt with or at least not be able to heal as fast. Hmmm. First the Thresher Maw.'

    Returning from my mind I look over at the Thresher Maw and make my wish. 'I wish for the Thresher Maw to be able to cause even more damage to the Soulraze Headquaters!' Suddenly the Thresher Maw Borrows into the ground, Soon afterwards a massive earthquake is felt throughout the Hexagonafield! Becoming even more powerful each passing second. 'My wish may have overdone it.' I think quietly to myself. The earthquake reaches a crescendo and ripping forth form the Hexagonafield the Thresher Maw stands, The Thresher Maw has double in size from what it was a few moments ago.

    But not only that but it is not just any Thresher Maw anymore! It is the KING Thresher Maw! As indicated by the very tiny but cute crown that now rests on his most royal brow!

    Suddenly the KING Thresher Maw takes a huge intake of air and then Bellows out a thunderous screech! "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-" As I hold my eyes close and cover my ears from the most painful and drawn out Screech in likely history I hear a loud Pop and then I hear nothing. 'Odd.' Opening my eyes I see that the KING Thresher Maw is still Bellowing but I can't hear him 'Huh.' Taking my hands away from my ears I then notice that they are stained with fresh blood. 'Aww shit.' I then rub my left hand against my left ear and bring it back revealing even more blood. 'Fucking hell the bastard busted my eardrums!'

    Sighing in frustration I return my gaze at the KING Thrasher Maw. At around this time it seems to have stop bellowing and now it looks down on the now very tiny SoulRaze Headquarters and then opening its Maw it leaps at the SoulRaze Headquarters and starts tearing it a new one.

    'Well at least it's still attacking the SoulRaze Headquarters.' I think to myself and look over at the SoulRaze Barracks that was about 70% done. 'Yeah think We all would rather if that did not get finished.' Wiping off the blood on my hands on my clothes I make my next wish. 'I wish I would gain the power of a Force user!'


    -Meanwhile A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away-

    Sheev Palpatine otherwise known as Darth Sidious was leaning against the window sill overlooking Coruscant, Before him stood Mace Windu with his Light-saber pointed at him, Behind Windu Anakin stood close by. "You are under arrest my lord." Mace Windu said with conviction. Palpatine look over to Anakin. "Anakin! I told you it would come to this! I was right! The Jedi have taken over!" Palpatine said doing his best to subvert the Impressible Anakin. "The oppression of the Sith will never return, You have lost." Palpatine and Windu's eyes meet and with deepening voice Palpatine said back. "No, No NO! You have lost!" Darth Sidious then reached out this his hand and call upon the force and a streak of blue lightning surged towards Windu!

    As the Force Lighten connected with Windu's Light-saber Darth Sidious felt a something was terribly wrong and suddenly as soon as he felt it His powers ceased. "Wh-" Before Darth Sidious could finish his question Mace Windu brought down his Light-saber a upon the Sith Lord slicing him in two.

    And thus Sheev Palpatine, Darth Sidious, Sith Lord, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic and would-be emperor of the galaxy was slain. While much turmoil would happen with his death and the civil war would continue for a few more years before ultimately ending in a ceasefire, The galaxy would at least never suffer the terror of the Galactic Empire, Life in the galaxy become a little bit more hopeful.

    -Meanwhile back on the Hexagonafield-


    Suddenly I feel a surge of Power! Looking at my hand I felt like I had even more power then before! 'So is this what the force feels like? Well lets see if this works!' Looking towards the SoulRaze Barrack I lift both my hands and concentrate on it. Then the Barracks starts to buckle! 'It's working.' Foucing more on the barracks I lift it into the air and then Start to condense it into a ball of metal and wood!

    Steadily and surely the Barrack collapsed into a large jagged ball of metal and wood tightly packed together. I let out a grin. 'Well I can see why the force is so seductive, I probably should be careful with using it.' Looking over at the Player Thief I let out a grin. With one hand I hold up the giant jagged ball and take aim at the Player Thief. 'OI, Think fast!' I think to myself and with that I hurled the giant jagged ball of metal and wood at the Player Thief hitting him straight on! On impact the Jagged ball shatters from the force of the impact. The Metal and wood tear into the Player Thief cutting large gashes into his flesh! The force of the Impact knocks the Player thief to the ground having knocked the wind out of him.
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    As the power you gave flows into the Thresher Maw, it receives a buff, but Xerath is having NONE of it. As long as he stands, he'll protect the Soulraze HQ from your attempts to debuff it! Eternalstruggle's got through on a technicality, but THIS will not be stood for! The Thresher Maw grows to immense sizes, but any extra damage it tries to do just makes the forcefield flicker! It's been buffed, but Xerath is preventing the buff from taking full effect...

    -20% construction to the Barracks! 4,000 damage to the Unsealed Player Thief!

    Paradoxdragonpaci said:
    Practicing Levitation techniques 3/5
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    Charging... as a note, you don't need to post separately for every action, you can do all 3 actions/charges in just one post in this game.

    That-Random-Guy said:
    FOCUS

    It has been made clear that us Players are truly indestructible while we have a entity on the field. We have a entity on the field, even within the confines of this Shadow Realm. Xerath is body-guarding the headquarters. There's no reason why ridiculously powerful and nigh-indestructible me can't guard the thing making me invincible.

    First of I equip myself with a full panoply of body guarding items. Damage re-directors, distraction grenades, distractedly shiny sunglasses, distractedly sunny shine-glasses, a really nice shield, regeneration splash potions, the works. Then I position myself between Grog-Strongjaw and the Void beasts and set about body-guarding. They shall not pass!
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    You are now bodyguarding Grow-Strongjaw, and you've given yourself 2 attack shields! However, you've ignored one critical factor: The influence of the Shadow Realm. Your invincibility is weaker than it would normally be here, thanks to the Shadow Realm sapping your strength. You are very much vulnerable. Also, the Shadow Beasts don't HAVE to attack your entities first...

    Cyanogynist said:
    Actions 1, 2, and 3: 9/9.
    Terry casts Propane Nightmares. A vortex of fire forms around him. It grows gradually larger and larger, and spins faster and faster, until it consumes the Shadow Beasts.
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    Caught within the all-immolating fire, the Shadow Beasts writhe, but cannot escape! Four of them are slain by your attack! That should really help keep everyone safe!

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    Ash looks over the field. The Godslayer could kill the Unsealed Player Thief, if they attacked right now... What was that grin the godmodder had on his face? ...No, better not. If the godmodder's boss was slain by a mere entity, vengeance would follow swiftly, and he might stop the attack and retaliate immediately...

    Jamie: Don't worry, fellow players! We're coming to rescue you! Ash! Help me!

    Jamie and Ash head belowdecks to mess with the Godslayer's portal-functionality room! They're trying to figure out some way to break you out of the Shadow Realm... this action uses the Godslayer's turn!

    Cera: Okay so... murder mystery, so... first, imprison them all again...

    All the candidates on the ship are re-imprisoned.

    Xerath smacks the Sith Army, taking away one of their attack shields!

    V:

    Within the Shadow Realm, the two remaining Shadow Beasts are stunned, and unable to move! The DISCO DANCE FLOOR does nothing to help them with this! Sensing its numbers are being depleted, and with the increased volume of players, three new Shadow Beasts show up! What's more, a new Shadow Orb floats into being nearby... and it looks like it wants to shoot you!

    AG:

    The Scarlet Prince gets a new attack shield and attacks the Unsealed Player Thief, dealing 38,000 damage! The starcraft army finishes up a Barracks! BrutalCore attacks the Soulraze Builders, killing 12!

    Aboard the Space Station, the Perfectly Generic Castle hovering outside suddenly has a cigarette butt thrown on top of it. Immediately, the entire thing goes up in incredible amounts of flames, burning down within minutes! The Perfectly Generic Castle is destroyed!

    Within the Shadow Realm, the wolf pack all surround one of the larger new Shadow Beasts and attack them, dealing 10,000 damage! Grog Strongjaw SMASHES the Large Shadow Beacon as ordered! It stops generating shadows, and the atmosphere feels just a little brighter... Unsealed Player Thief has their damage resistance reduced by 1,000!

    Yet on the horizon, you suddenly catch sight of a new, even larger Shadow Beacon... this one with turrets.

    PG:

    The Unsealed Player Thief reaches out, ready to steal all the players he can, once again! Shadows reach out and snag Pluff0 , hungry visitor , gilded king , Victory by Ablation, Trifling Epithet. Finally, he rushes over to the TF2 Zoo, reaches in, and grabs Darshelenas Sunbreaker , who was hiding inside. The player picks are decided by random.org rolls, and this was the third time his name was picked. He was protected because of his decision to hide, but now, he can hide no longer! All are dumped into the Shadow Realm. 6 players outside, 3 on a sidequest, and 15 players within the Shadow Realm.

    The Unsealed Player Thief follows up by punching BrutalCore, dealing 15,000 damage to him, and shadow-snagging the Sith Army, breaking one of their attack shields! The Soulraze builders keep working on the Barracks and get a bunch of new friends.

    The godmodder uses one of his +1 Action Buff Tickets! He gets 2 actions this turn, even without Starcalibur! He starts by setting down five new ATTACK BLOCKERS - they're reverse attack shields, that block outgoing attacks instead of stopping incoming ones! The Godslayer gets 3, the Scarlet Prince gets 2. Thankfully, they're easy to remove with player attention. Next up, he finishes his charge!

    He creates the EVIL HEALERS, which every turn, steal HP from the AG/N forces and give it to each other. Thanks to the Law of Benevolence, they steadily gain siphoning power over time. Any resemblances to other entities created by players are entirely coincidental.

    N:

    The sith army attacks the Soulraze builders, slaying 7! Eternalstruggle's beacon is almost... ALMOST...

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    The_Two_Eternities You feel your shadow begin to rise up behind you... its kind of hard to see, because it blends in perfectly with the background.

    The_Two_Eternities A giant magnet pops up out of nowhere on the Shadowscape. It's trying to attract Starcalibur!

    If The_Two_Eternities hands Starcalibur off to someone, stopping the attacks becomes their responsibility.

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    ITINERARY:
    -Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
    -Find a good target for Godslayer's Collide ability!
    -Defeat Xerath and the Soulraze Forces!
    -Defeat the Unsealed Player Thief before it takes everyone!

    Minor tasks:
    Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities! Find the second mysterious saboteur aboard the Space Station!
    Protect the SCVs building Starcraft buildings!
    Protect Doormaker! He can help with any portal-related tasks!
    The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
    Eternalstruggle's beacon will call in a spaceship! But he's neutral, so is it a good or bad thing?
    The Soulraze builders and their contraptions are high priority, buffing the main Soulraze army!
    Destroy the structures inside the Shadow Realm!
    The Evil Healers gain power over time! Kill them!


    THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

    [AG]Godslayer: 200,000/200,000 HP, 22,000 x 2A, Specials: Target Strike (ready in 4!), Collide (ready!)(Boss)(20% dodge chance)(protected from 5 attacks)(finding a way to infiltrate the Shadow Realm)(3 attacks blocked)
    [AG]Cera
    [AG]Ash
    [AG]Jamie(Has minor healing ticket)

    [AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
    Shield array(protecting space station), Shield generator (-1,000 damage to all AG forces)(OFFLINE)
    Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
    Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 2!)(OFFLINE)
    Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)(OFFLINE)
    Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control(OFFLINE)
    Portal Frame: Mysterious Portal(133% open)(+33% open per turn)(OFFLINE)
    Very Large Room: Quantum computer: 0% complete (cost: 20)
    Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 140(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)
    Winry: 6,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
    Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability)
    Candidates:
    Cameron: Has granola bar and lipstick, was tossing and turning in sleep last night, "I relaxed in the break room at the time of the murder"
    Bob: Has flashlight, paced nervously all last night, "I was working on the Very Large Room, as is my job"
    Jill: Has wrench and lipstick, browsed reddit all night, "I was the one who found the body"
    Jack: Has car keys, rped all night, "I was working on the shield generator, I don't know how it was shut down"
    Zeta: Has phone, slept perfectly still last night, "I was in my room, talking to my family"
    Alpha: Has credit card and lipstick(swears it wasn't there before), slept perfectly still last night, (refused to give statement at time of murder)
    Billy: Has raincoat, played Minecraft all night, "I was on vacation, and got back at almost the exact time he was murdered"
    Winry: Corebrute's friend, has toolkit and lipstick, tinkered all night, "I was talking to Corebrute"
    Zilly: Has embarrassing hand-written note from mother, studied all night, (refused to give statement at time of murder)
    All imprisoned!

    [AG - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)(portal-shielding Scarlet Prince)
    Scarlet Prince: 41,000/50,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(guarding Doormaker)(protected from 4 attack)(2 attacks blocked)

    [AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(400 TA)(1 attack shield):
    SCVs: 30/30 x 21 HP
    Marines: 100 x 2 HP, 100 x 4A(guarding space station)
    Marauders: 300 x 0 HP, 200 x 0A
    Hellions: 300 x 0 HP, 300 x 0A
    Command centers: 5,000/5,000 x 2 HP (+2 SCVs per turn)
    Barracks: 3,000/3,000 x 3 HP (+1 marine each, each turn)
    Barracks: 0% complete (1 builder = 5.5%)

    [AG - Corebrute]BrutalCore: 15,000/40,000 HP, 10,000A

    [N]Slots Machine: 40,000/50,000 HP

    [N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

    [N - EternalStruggle]Reinforcement beacon: 5,000/5,000 HP (Calling spaceship in 2!)(+1 attack shield in 2!)(1 last-ditch defense)(protected from 5 attack)(10% dodge rate)
    Shield: 25,000/25,000 HP

    [N - Winkins]Sith army: 8,000/8,000 HP, 3,000A

    [P]Peacekeepers(582,415 total attack)(Unbribable):
    Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP(protecting Peacekeepers)
    The Negotiator: 10,000/10,000 HP
    Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 999, 225x999A(+3 squad leader)
    Machine gunners IV: 100/100 HP x 999, 360x999A(+3 squad leader)
    Medics: 125/125 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
    Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
    Engineers: 10/10 HP x 999(adding godmod plating to all buildings, done in 3!)(converting refineries into shield generators, done in 1!)
    Scientists: 10/10 HP x 999, researching safe Godmod armor(done in 2!)(researching improved machine gunners, done in 1!)
    HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 2, calling in 999 commandos(done in 5!), filing land expansion permit(done in 6!)
    Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
    Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x3 HP (producing machine gunners x 939, Medics x 979, done with both in 1!)
    Bar/Brewery
    Death-elite training camp: 10,000/10,000 HP
    Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped), Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways

    [SR]Soulraze Foot Soldiers: 1,000 x 0 HP, 1,000 x 0A

    [SR]Soulraze Builders: 800 x 31 HP
    Barracks: 76% complete (1 builder = 2% completion)
    Super Barracks: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
    Regen Generator: 12% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
    Anti-Everything Turret: 0% complete (1 builder = 1.5% completion)

    [SR]Soulraze Guard: 3,000 x 0 HP, 250 x 0A (not currently protecting anyone - getting in the way of all AG attacks!)

    [N-1]Xerath (bodyguarding Headquarters)
    [SR]Soulraze Headquarters: 70,000/100,000 HP (+25 builders each turn)(Thresher Maw, -6,000 HP each turn, would be 2000 more without Xerath)

    [PG]Unsealed Player Thief: 50,000/250,000 HP, 15,000A + x3 Player Steal (Boss)(-1,000 damage from all attacks)(+30,000 HP every turn)(has King of the Hill)(small amount slowed)(-4,000 HP per turn)
    Shadow Realm:
    That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(protected from 2 attack)(bodyguarding Grog Strongjaw)
    feller21(wounded - actions less effective)
    Corebrute(lightly wounded)
    Paradoxdragonpaci(Jetpack, flying above enemies, 2 turns of fuel remain)(protected from 1 attack)(3/5)
    Ranger_Strider_
    [N-1]Little Hunter (annoyed)
    MooGoesCow21 (Charge: 1/???)
    Pionoplayer
    The_Two_Eternities(19/24)(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
    Cyanogist
    [N]Winkins(2/10)(+1,000A Iron sword)
    [N+1]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
    Hungry visitor(Ascendance)(New being - gets 1 attack shield)
    gilded king(5/10)
    Darshelenas Sunbreaker(in TF2 Zoo)

    [AG - Ranger Strider]Grog Strongjaw: 15,000/25,000 HP, 10,000A

    [AG - TheTwoEternities]Wolf pack: 2,000/2,000 x 5 HP, 2,000 x 5A

    [V]Shadow Beast: 4,000/4,000 HP, 5,000A(stunned)
    Shadow Beast: 6,000/6,000 HP, 6,000A(stunned)
    Shadow Beast: 5,000/5,000 HP, 8,000A
    Shadow Beast: 12,000/12,000 HP, 2,000A
    Shadow Beast: 3,000/13,000 HP, 5,000A

    [PG]True shadow Beacon: 100,000/100,000 HP, Shadow turrets: 10,000/10,000 x 2 HP, 5,000 x 2A
    [PG]Shadow Orb: 11,000/30,000 HP
    [PG]Large Shadow Orb: 60,000/60,000 HP, 2,000A

    Disco dance floor: 1 enemy stunned every turn!

    [PG]Evil Healers: 10,000 x 3 HP, +2,000 x 3A (siphon HP from AG forces, attack boosted by Law of Benevolence!)

    [PG]Godmodder: 218/300 HP(+1 action buff tickets x 1)(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)


    Player info:
    Captain.cat
    [N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 16/100)(Targeted by Dreadnought)(effect-curing power)
    [N]CaptainNZZZ (Claim Ticket - Redeemable on Update 58, expires Update 60)(Temporal Shenanigans: 18/20)(Minor Healing Ticket)(1 teleport charm)
    [N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)
    Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)
    [N+1]JoeBOB
    Daskter(7/10)
    Page of Time
    [N]Mr Mirror Man(5/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)

    Player Inventory:
    On Players and the Nature of Creativity
    Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
    Melodic transmitter x 3
    Temporal Condensor(makes charge stones)
    Charge Stone x 12
    Portal Gun
    Charge Booster (damage: 1/20)
    Bravely Default Asterisks


    OOC: Sidequest and book update coming tomorrow.
     
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    • I stood up startled and started having a panick attack

    my subconsciousness starts warping the shadow realm turning it even more chaotic, thousands of flying jelly worms fly and a million floating islands appear out of thin air, the rules of the shadow realm is overidden by my subconsciousness courrupting it and making it more dangerous for everyone including me.

    a parade of monkeys with drums attack the players, a dancing ronald mcdonald appears and starts attacking aswell, a creepy clown music starts playing in the backround.
     
    Action 1 :
    I create a large lighthouse with several player only medipacks inside of it in the lobby
    Action 2 :
    I grab a shovel and start digging a trench around the lighthouse

    UNIVIVERSAL SUPLEX : 6/10
     
    10/10

    Reinforcement as arrived!
    All Soldiers including the ones guarding the Space Station now
    Open fire on the Evil Healers.
    (How are Evil Healers Benevolent, wasn't paying attention to those details).

    The original Command Center switches back Orbital mode to commence bombardment.

    Also SCVs will continually build Barracks untill their is 10 Barracks then they will start building Factorys
     
    That-Random-Guy! You are truly a bro of the highest caliber! Grog! Destroy the 5000 HP beast!
    1. I summon my motorcycle from the field, fill it with gas, and ride to the 3000 HP shadow beast, running it over.
    2/3. BEGINNING TO SUMMON: LIGHT OF SERENRAE (2/5)
    Daskter said:
    (How are Evil Healers Benevolent, wasn't paying attention to those details).
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    Someone earlier was able to bs to the highest degree to make a similar creature of theirs benevolent.     (Might have been hungry visitor? unsure.)
     
    Ranger_Strider_ said:
    That-Random-Guy! You are truly a bro of the highest caliber! Grog! Destroy the 5000 HP beast!
    1. I summon my motorcycle from the field, fill it with gas, and ride to the 3000 HP shadow beast, running it over.
    2/3. BEGINNING TO SUMMON: LIGHT OF SERENRAE (2/5)

    Someone earlier was able to bs to the highest degree to make a similar creature of theirs benevolent.     (Might have been hungry visitor? unsure.)
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    Yes, it was hungry visitor.

    Also, can someone help me with my charge? If it finishes this turn, that'll give us a big boost in the Shadow Realm.
     
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