pionoplayer
The Destroyer
Alright, I WAS going to do my charges all in a specific order, but I guess I can't really ask somebody to shield my artifact for me, so here goes doing things out of order.
Action 1:
The marketplace surrounds me, and I resist the sudden urge to burn the whole thing to the ground on grounds of paranoia. the child runs past, and I feel my pockets grow lighter.
Wait. How are my pockets lighter if I don't keep anything in my pockets... I ruminate on this for a few moments before realizing that the helium balloons that the child stuffed in my pockets are lifting me up in the air, away from the marketplace where all kinds of thieves might be waiting to steal starcalibur, which has clearly been in my INVENTORY, not my pockets, this whole time.
And then I decide to nuke the marketplace anyways, dropping a massive tanker truck right into the middle of it with a portal, before taking out a pistol with explosive rounds and firing into ithe truck. The entire marketplace ignites when showered in burning oil.
Action 2:
The improbability drive continues puttering along, almost switching gears to start doing 3 post charges, but then I realize I can do 2 post charges just as easily and leave myself an extra action to boot. So here we are.
1/2 for Up top!
Action 3:
2/2 for Up Top!
Expending...
My hand starts itching. I look at my watch, and roll my eyes. It seems I have 2 minutes to perform a high five before my hand bursts into flames. That would be kinda annoying, although not particularly harmful. Either way, spontaneous combustion is a pain in the neck and I'd rather not undergo it.
So I begin looking for a highfive candidate. I consider high fiving the lieutenant's face with a chair, but he's already taken care of, and I don't know if chair-fives count for putting out my smoldering hand.
I look around, I could high five one of the starcraft soldiers, but high fiving just one guy would not be nearly incredible enough.
Then I look up to the sky.
Perfect.
I rise up on my boots of flight and fly towards the Godslayer.
"UP TOP!"
And of course, against all odds (because when isn't it?) the Godslayer grows an absolutely enormous hand, and swings it down towards me. I roll my should and swing to meet it, and a deafening shockwave scatters across the battlefield. Visible airwaves like in those animes when two people punch each other's fists rocket outwards blowing everyone backwards (for flavor text, not damage)
The raw, burning energy in my hand is transferred to the Godslayer, filling it with an inner fire. This has two effects. First, the Godslayer starts to glow. And second, the Godslayer gets an attack power boost.
Action 4:
The improbability drive sputters for a bit, like it usually does upon completing a charge, and then starts up another one.
1/2 for Don't Forget to Digest It.
Action 5:
Time for an intermission!
Got your popcorn? Good, I do too. Lots of it. My inventory has an entire warehouse full of different kinds of popcorn in it. Which is simultaneously rather worrying and really awesome.
Anyways, I reach in and grab something special: The bag of infinite popcorn.
I crick it open a little bit. The world rumbles.
I pop it all the way open and the soulraze elite finds itself buried under a colossal wave of popcorn. If the soulraze elite is dead, then the geyser of popcorn is direct at the airdrop starship, blasting it out of the air with the sheer force of the popcorn.
*Munch munch*
"Eh, could use a bit more butter."
Action 6:
2/2 for Don't Forget to Digest It.
Expending...
I look at my watch, then look up, and dive out of the way as a massive tv screen falls from the sky.
A little jingle and a quick drum beat pop up and the following ad plays on the tv screen:
Disclaimer:
Tem Flakes contain 100 MILLION percent Vitamin TEM! Yaya!
Tem would pay One MILLION gold for Temmie flakes! Awawawawawa
H0i! I'm temmie! and this is my friend, temmie flakes breakfast cereal!
H0i! I'm bob.
Temmie flakes make you strong! But not too strong, muscles NOT CUTE! Muscles not cute.
Awawawawawa
Temmie flakes, SUCH A CUTE!
Never had temmie flakes? That's okayyyy Tem understand.
TEM COMING TO KILL YOU.
You think this is a joke?
Buy temmie flakes!
Yaya!
Special Surprise in every box!
Surprise is temmie flakes.
I stand back.
"That was... weird."
A giant arm reaches out of the tv screen, holding a bowl full of temmie flakes, escalated to massive size to account for the size of the tv. The arm reaches up and over and down and around and basically does a single massive loop of the battlefield at weird right angles until it comes up to the second scarlet prince and shoves the entire bowl of temmie flakes down his mouth for massive amounts of healing.
The arm then retracts all the way back it had come from, following the exact path, snapping back into the tv which then teeters back and forth before falling over and shattering.
"That was even weirder."
(This is a heal on the scarlet prince)
Action 1:
The marketplace surrounds me, and I resist the sudden urge to burn the whole thing to the ground on grounds of paranoia. the child runs past, and I feel my pockets grow lighter.
Wait. How are my pockets lighter if I don't keep anything in my pockets... I ruminate on this for a few moments before realizing that the helium balloons that the child stuffed in my pockets are lifting me up in the air, away from the marketplace where all kinds of thieves might be waiting to steal starcalibur, which has clearly been in my INVENTORY, not my pockets, this whole time.
And then I decide to nuke the marketplace anyways, dropping a massive tanker truck right into the middle of it with a portal, before taking out a pistol with explosive rounds and firing into ithe truck. The entire marketplace ignites when showered in burning oil.
Action 2:
The improbability drive continues puttering along, almost switching gears to start doing 3 post charges, but then I realize I can do 2 post charges just as easily and leave myself an extra action to boot. So here we are.
1/2 for Up top!
Action 3:
2/2 for Up Top!
Expending...
My hand starts itching. I look at my watch, and roll my eyes. It seems I have 2 minutes to perform a high five before my hand bursts into flames. That would be kinda annoying, although not particularly harmful. Either way, spontaneous combustion is a pain in the neck and I'd rather not undergo it.
So I begin looking for a highfive candidate. I consider high fiving the lieutenant's face with a chair, but he's already taken care of, and I don't know if chair-fives count for putting out my smoldering hand.
I look around, I could high five one of the starcraft soldiers, but high fiving just one guy would not be nearly incredible enough.
Then I look up to the sky.
Perfect.
I rise up on my boots of flight and fly towards the Godslayer.
"UP TOP!"
And of course, against all odds (because when isn't it?) the Godslayer grows an absolutely enormous hand, and swings it down towards me. I roll my should and swing to meet it, and a deafening shockwave scatters across the battlefield. Visible airwaves like in those animes when two people punch each other's fists rocket outwards blowing everyone backwards (for flavor text, not damage)
The raw, burning energy in my hand is transferred to the Godslayer, filling it with an inner fire. This has two effects. First, the Godslayer starts to glow. And second, the Godslayer gets an attack power boost.
Action 4:
The improbability drive sputters for a bit, like it usually does upon completing a charge, and then starts up another one.
1/2 for Don't Forget to Digest It.
Action 5:
Time for an intermission!
Got your popcorn? Good, I do too. Lots of it. My inventory has an entire warehouse full of different kinds of popcorn in it. Which is simultaneously rather worrying and really awesome.
Anyways, I reach in and grab something special: The bag of infinite popcorn.
I crick it open a little bit. The world rumbles.
I pop it all the way open and the soulraze elite finds itself buried under a colossal wave of popcorn. If the soulraze elite is dead, then the geyser of popcorn is direct at the airdrop starship, blasting it out of the air with the sheer force of the popcorn.
*Munch munch*
"Eh, could use a bit more butter."
Action 6:
2/2 for Don't Forget to Digest It.
Expending...
I look at my watch, then look up, and dive out of the way as a massive tv screen falls from the sky.
A little jingle and a quick drum beat pop up and the following ad plays on the tv screen:
Disclaimer:
Tem Flakes contain 100 MILLION percent Vitamin TEM! Yaya!
Tem would pay One MILLION gold for Temmie flakes! Awawawawawa
H0i! I'm temmie! and this is my friend, temmie flakes breakfast cereal!
H0i! I'm bob.
Temmie flakes make you strong! But not too strong, muscles NOT CUTE! Muscles not cute.
Awawawawawa
Temmie flakes, SUCH A CUTE!
Never had temmie flakes? That's okayyyy Tem understand.
TEM COMING TO KILL YOU.
You think this is a joke?
Buy temmie flakes!
Yaya!
Special Surprise in every box!
Surprise is temmie flakes.
I stand back.
"That was... weird."
A giant arm reaches out of the tv screen, holding a bowl full of temmie flakes, escalated to massive size to account for the size of the tv. The arm reaches up and over and down and around and basically does a single massive loop of the battlefield at weird right angles until it comes up to the second scarlet prince and shoves the entire bowl of temmie flakes down his mouth for massive amounts of healing.
The arm then retracts all the way back it had come from, following the exact path, snapping back into the tv which then teeters back and forth before falling over and shattering.
"That was even weirder."
(This is a heal on the scarlet prince)