Defeat The Godmodder

Skelo · Nov 11, 2017

I roll suddenly appear in this thread and roll 6 dice for three attacks.

First one: Nat 100. Godmoddder Def Roll: 31
Second one: 73. Godmodder Def Roll: 41
Third one: Nat 100. Godmodder Def Roll: 56

...This happens on my quests all the time and these rolls are legitimate.

I then disappear back into the night...

Moniker · Nov 12, 2017

JOEbobobob said:
I charge to 14/15 that mem'ry left so far behind, without using the booster. I am, however, too weak to continue. I expected this though, so I'm perfectly fine with that.

Almost done... This coming turn, you'll have 2 actions. Then, you're back to normal.

EternalStruggle said:
Alright, 9 more turns before his ship gets called in. We've passed the first few and are in to single digits! The man considers using charging to boost the power of his ship. Without it, surely the vessel will only be a pretty strong Entity, as opposed to overwhelmingly powerful. But he's not ready to use that technique just yet, he'll wait until its needed. He supposes that it's just not going to happen, and he'll have to suffice with only a good, powerful unit instead of an awe-inspiring one. Curses, he's overestimated himself yet again.

FOCUS - THE EMERGENCY BUTTON

Instead of attacking the now somewhat few in number Soulraze Forces, the man saunters over to their 'break glass in case of apocalypse' button. Should the Godmodder suddenly threaten the entire planet, or should an even worse foe show up, making sure that their last ditch defense against truly overpowered and vile shenanigans is in tip-top shape might be smart. He saunters past their guarding tower and into the base easily enough, and walks down to the bar to have a friendly pint or two with the Keepers of the Peace. He talks to them about projects and their current opinions over drinks, and hears an engineer complain about how slow work is even with 40 of them.

He walks outside and goes up to the under construction Death-Elite Training Camp, rolling up his sleeves and getting to work. With a combination of raw engineering knowledge and reality shaping powers, he aids the Peacekeeper Engineers in their work, speeding it up and thus reducing the amount of time until the Training Camp is completed. A good, honest day's work if he says so himself! Well, not an entire day's work but you get the idea. It helped a lot, and was entirely selfless. The man may sometimes like random destruction and backstabbing, but he is by no means against helping people out sometimes. Especially if it helps him see awesome armies come about and kick ass.

The peacekeepers are surprised by your donation, but pleased! You knock 3 turns off the counter.

pionoplayer said:
Action 1:
These Soulraze Builders just won't go away, will they? Well, I'll be trying to enforce some more death and destruction on their numbers until they GET LOST.
Which gives me an idea.
I jump into my inventory once more and drive a schoolbus out of it. It's a really big schoolbus, that's bigger on the inside.
"Come on kids, we're going on a wild ride!"
COME ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS!
The soulraze builders can't believe it! It's a childhood dream come true, they get to ride on the magic schoolbus! I pick them all up in the schoolbus, and begin driving off into the sky. "Alright kids, today we're going to learn about super novas." Then I lock the doors of the bus, leave a brick on the gas pedal and dive out the windshield as the bus flies up into a supernova and explodes violently with all the soulraze builders inside.

Action 2:
This of course, isn't going to be enough to murder all the soulraze builders in one go, however nice it would be if it were.
So the improbability drive whirs to life once more. 1/2 for ALIEN ATTACK!

Action 3:
The improbability drive gives a little ding!, and lights up once more.
2/2 for ALIEN ATTACK!

And a massive UFO begins its trip from deep "space" down towards the battlefield. It travels at almost the speed of light, making a long and arduous journey through absolutely nothing, to arrive directly over the battlefield, just to cause problems.
It immediately begins abducting soulraze builders, because they seem like the obvious target. all kinds of pain is inflicted upon them once they are abducted, until they die. Because that's how evil aliens do.
The soulraze troops however, know exactly how to response, in fact, the entire battlefield rallies to try and stop these alien invaders.
"MR GODMODDER SIR WHAT DO WE DO?'
THROW THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSEEEE!
And immediately all the units on the battlefield begin their massive assault of cheese, throwing hunks of swiss, cheddar, munster, provolone whatever you can think of.
The UFO is completely unharmed, it sits there, absorbing more and more soulraze builders in the wake of the storm of cheese.
"Piono! we need your help" I of course, having known this was going to happen, have been sitting off to the side, watching the entire thing with extreme amusement, eating popcorn and laughing at the hilarious antics.
"Fine, what do you need?" "Our cheese reserves are running low. We're completely out of provolone and we're down to our last slice of mozzerela!"
I look around, searchnig for some cheese that somebody might have dropped in the dirt, but find something even better.
A Moldy Cheese Wedge.
I pick up the bronze greatsword overlooked by the Battlefield Cleanup Crew and swing it around and around with all my might. I finally let go, and the sword flies up through the air with great speed until it finally pierces through the UFO's shielding and sticks right in the middle of it, the UFO smokes and sputters, and then falls out of the sky, like a prop that had broken off its string.
It lands in the middle of the soulraze builders, crushing a bunch of them.
"Success!"
And then it explodes.
"Partial success!"

33 builders slain!

gilded king said:
I throw around 3000 more c4s on the [SR] faction building before detonating all of them. I then harvest the heat energy from the explosion using it to look into the future in order to whisper Black Clover spoilers in hopes of distracting the goddmoder.

The universe ends with you : one punch practiced a thousand times (4/20)

Ka-boom! The injured Barracks is obliterated!

The godmodder has used his future sight to read ALL manga volumes that have and will ever be released, instantaneously. He whispers Black Clover spoilers into YOUR ear instead!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I use a charge stone on my summon (I also meant to add the charge stone were for my summon as well.
I see the small chunk of the heart fly by and land in my zoo. I pick it up and feel it's (reduced) power flow into me. It's no longer an almighty weapon, but now its maintenance cost is barely noticeable.
I bitch slap JOE for breaking the heart. "Dude, really?"

Charge Stone and 1 action burnt to increase your summon by 2!

ENTROPIC PARADOX ROLL: 4198/9970
Entropy: 30 - 40

Major Negative Effect!

The entire SCV unit of the Starcraft Army is destroyed by spontaneous combustion!

The Resolute Heart was completely obliterated in the explosion - both of them. You give yourself a shred of effect-curing power anyways.

The_Two_Eternities said:
I sigh, looking sadly at the dead VFD members. "The world is quiet here." I say. The damaged Soulraze Barracks hears me, and decided that the world should, in fact, be quiet. With a tremendous explosion, the self-destructive mechanism activates, turning the Barracks into nothing more than rubble. And then the world was quiet there.

"Doormaker, keep shielding the Second Scarlet Prince. Second Scarlet Prince, attack the Soulraze Guards."

(OOC: I've decided to stop doing the Unofficial Itinerary. Also, this is me FOCUSing and destroying the damaged Soulraze Barracks.)

You focus on the un-destroyed Soulraze barracks! 20,000 damage!

MooGoesCow21 said:
I spend 3 actions on slapping the Godmodders hand away when he tries to grab the Starcalibur or pick my pocket

i spend my other 3 actions charging 9/15

The Space Engineers will start building a very large room

Arengith will continue improving the dodge rate on the space station

3 actions spent on slapping a hand away? That is one fancy hand-slap! Your entities will do as you say.

Daskter said:
Ha the gifts inside the Presents never existed it was all in their imagination!

Also the orbit command switchs back to getting Mule or SCVs

All units will be on defense.

Wait... NOOO! The Soulraze Builders cry tears of pain! Some cry so hard, they die of dehydration! 15 builders killed!

Orbital Command switches back to SCV production mode. It can switch back at any time for free. Your forces are bodyguarding buildings and such!

Little_Hunter said:
I use the powers of CONSCRIPTION to conscript some of the SOULRAZE BUILDERS into just normal foot soldiers, making them far less useful.

That's debatable, but you convert 10 builders to footsoldiers!

CaptainNZZZ said:
Moving a fair distance from the battlefield I FOCUS on my Temporal Shenanigans charge while using the Charge Booster to further boost this increase. I don't want to actually wait that many turns for my charge to be completed after all.

+4 charges to Temporal Shenanigans!

CHARGE BOOSTER ROLL: 19/20 It works fine.

Ranger_Strider_ said:
Oi Moo! I'm trusting you here!
FOCUS!
I use my entire turn to add charges to Moo's action 12/15.

Your donation is much appreciated!

Winkins said:
Still peeved with wandering around lost and watching the battle field unfold, I conjure 10 Mason Guards and enters a self-debate to on joining either the AG or staying N.

Mason Guard I: 1000/1000 HP, 10A each (Blocks damage for True Mason Units unless ordered otherwise) (They rank up every 2 turns adding 1000xCurrentRank to their HP) (Prestiges at rank 4)
Basic guards of the True Mason Faction, they're adept watchers and stalwart tanks and will learn more from watching the battlefield to better cover weakness.

(Winkins enters the battlefield as an N with half-baked tanks snowball(?)-ish units)

Welcome to the game! You enter the battlefield with a handful of Mason Guards. Better keep them close to your chest, things look pretty intense out there right now. 10A is no incredibly pointless, let's just say they have no attack at all.

Page of Time said:
The cheery girl is at the Airdrop Starship's pilot all of the sudden. She snaps his neck and crashes the ship into the ground.

The backup crew takes over, but the Airdrop Starship still takes 7,000 damage!

Arsenical said:
After being fed the elixir, Arsenical awakens just in time to witness the Resolute Heart, the object he bargained a bit of his soul off for... Explode.

He had worked so hard to get it, and this was how he was repaid? With it getting destroyed, and him still being in debt?

"Oh, HELL NAH!"

After a little bit of searching, he finds one of the staffs he previously discarded, and he summons the dark knight asterisk from the player inventory.

Right before our hero hit himself extremely hard over the head with the blunt instrument, he shouted out to his allies on the battlefield:

"Be right back, just gotta slap a lawsuit on Satan!"

Then Arsenical knocked himself out and returned to the Dreamlands...

Your sidequest attempt is barred. You only have a normal dream about cotton candy trying to murder you! Looks like Lucifer doesn't want to deal with you right now. He is OUT TO LUNCH. You'll probably see him again eventually, however. Now, if you could prove that he violated his contract somehow, you may be able to get those posts your soul owes back. Alternatively, seek divine help in the matter. The "Dreamlands" are closed, but other routes may remain.

MrMirrorMan said:
ACTION:1/3 ITEM(S): 1x2,000 Damage Lottery Token
AMOUNT:1/3
CHARGE:3/10
[X]Roll Slots
I go on over the the Beacon, and put a four-leafed clover on it, giving it the chance to be missed if attacked.

Are you rolling slots or not? It takes a full action a pull... when you say [X], does that mean "yes"?

+10% dodge rate to beacon!

Captain.Cat said:
Watching the vanishing remains of the Pain Monster until they not a speck remains, I then look down to my hand and I see that is still glowing green. 'Huh, I guess that Beam did not use it all up. Well let's see who is need of some healing.'

Looking around I see that BrutalCore is pretty torn up and that Travelius looked beat up as well. 'Well I guess there the ones in most need of aid, Hmm, too bad they are both to far apart for me to heal them in one go. Who to heal first? Well BrutalCore is in need of it most, although he did say that he killed a lot of other me's, but then again we are on the same side for now so I guess I should help me regardless. I can't say I know much about Travelius so I guess I'll help him next.'

Decision made I take aim at BrutalCore and using my right hand to form a Finger pistol with it, About 3 seconds later the healing energies condense and in one large beam fires Bathing BrutalCore in it's healing glow. After the glow subsides BrutalCore looks much better, Alot of the cuts and burns have been healed and BrutalCore is no longer bleeding for the most part.

I start to take aim at Travelius but then I see that my hand no longer is glowing Green. 'Bugger, I must have used whatever was left over. Eh not a problem I'll just make another way to Heal Travelius. Alright I wish fo-' Before I can finish I notice the tickle monster is sneaking up behind CoreBrute! 'Shit! I wish for a Spear that shoots electricity!' Suddenly a Spear that is 5 feet in length appears in my hands. It's head is expertly crafted with Norse runes engraved upon it and the head sparks with electricity!

The tickle monster was close! It knew that the laughter and tears of torment would be fantastic from the unsuspecting Power ranger. The beast ready it's fiendish attack when "Lightning bolt!" A voice yells out and suddenly it is stuck in the head by a bolt of lightning, Stunned the Monster stumbles back.

As the Tickle monster is stun I come rushing over to protect CoreBrute from the Beast. "OI, Corebrute! I'll handle this Beastie, you do what you need to alright!" Without waiting for a response I lunge at the Tickle Monster!

The Tickle monster was just recovering when it felt something pierce it's black hide and then felt a current of electricity shocking it from the wound. Enraged It raised it's massive left hand and slap at where it was coming from!

I grin as I managed to land a good hit on the Monster. 'Huh, this may be eas-' Before I could finish that thought I am slapped aside and I hit the ground rolling across it for a few feet. "Alright *cough* nevermind." I say as I get up from the ground and I see the Beast staring at me with enraged eyes. "Ahhh, Piss." I mutter as the beast then charges me.

I duck to the right as it slams it's fists into the ground! Cracking the Hexagon ground under it, The Tickle monster then sweeps it's massive hands to the right trying to knock me over but I just barely jump back from the attack.

'This fool will pay for getting in the way of me and my prey, I will crush his body and then use his bones for a backscratcher!' The tickle monster promised himself as he then swung his fist at the fool!

Seeing the on coming attack I roll to the side, the attack just barely missing me and quickly I stand up and aim the spear at the Monster's face, when the beast turns around I yell out again. "Lightning Bolt!" Suddenly a streak of electricity shoots out from the tip of the spear and hits the Tickle monster in the left eye, for a few nanoseconds The beast eye bobbles from the heat and then it bursts! Sending black Ichor spattering onto the ground and onto my face.

The Tickle monster roared both in rage and in pain. Without thinking the Beast leaped forward and threw a punch towards the bastard that destroyed his eye.

I leap back but not fair enough misjudging how far the punch would go so when I landed I was nailed square in the chest which sends me flying 9 feet across the field. Laying the ground I stare up at the strange sky. after a moment I try to stand up, But find that some of my ribs are cracked and bruised again. "Gah! *Cough* Fuck... Not again." I manage to use the Spear as a way to help me up and I lean up against it for support.

'DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!' The Tickle monster roars in rage and tensing it's two massive legs it leaps high into the air and rises it's two massive fists over it's head to slam them down on the fool that would dare to attack it!

Staring up at the oncoming mass of rage and muscles I try to think up with something! 'Fuck, shit! AAAHHHH! EEEMMMM I WISH TO TELEPORT!'

The Tickle Monsters fists slam into the hexagon field with massive force, Cracking and tearing the ground and sending debris everywhere with a visible shock wave of dirt. 'Finally it had done it! It had the fool! it could not duck and weave away this time! not it would take it's bloody ravage for it's eye, it would crus-' It stop it's internal monologue as the dust cleared and saw with it's one good eye that there was no bloody smear on the ground not destroyed corpse. It roared in rage, The Fool had escaped again! It looked around rapidly trying to see where the bastard had gone, The fool would rue the day that it attack him! he would crush this fool with the rage of his forefathers, he would- Just then The tickle monster looked up into the sky and saw a glint of steel.

I suddenly find myself falling from the sky. 'Well this is familiar' Looking around I have a bird's eye view of the battlefield. The AG forces battling against the Godmodders legions, The massive Godslayer flying in the sky and the Godmodder charging something. 'Well that can't be good.' I then look straight down and see the Tickle monster had just slammed into the ground and the resulting shockwave from the strike. 'Thank you who ever that give me bullshit powers.' I think to myself I then look to the side and see that the spear is still in my hands. 'Time to end this.' With renew determination I grip the spear with both my hands and aim it down towards the Tickle monster as I fall towards it.

As I'm just 20 feet away from hitting the tickle monster, it roars with rage,'15' It looks to the left,'10' It then looks to the right,'5' It then looks up and sees me with it's one eye, a look of shock forms around it's face. '0' With the last foot cleared I pierce the Tickle monster with my spear through it's remaining eye and into it's brain. "Lighting Bolt!" I yell out and from the spear head a massive force of electricity shoots out into the brain and electrocutes the tickle monsters head, After about 5 seconds of electrocution the electricity from the spear stops and Tickle monster falls forwards onto the ground dead, Smoke emitting from it's ears and eye sockets.

I slowly get off the tickle monsters head and walk in front of it staring at it's smoking eye sockets. I then with all the strength I can still muster I pull the Spear of Lighting from it's eye. Then with the spear in hand I walk a few feet and crumble to ground. "Just give me a minute." I say to no one in particular and I close my eyes and rest for a minute.

(OOC: Sorry I just kept writing and it away from me.)

You slay the Tickle Monster after that RIDICULOUSLY epic battle! Wow! All that extra effort goes into healing BrutalCore! +20,000 HP to him!

Trifling Epithet said:
Jayla sees that since that spell seems to have worked better than she expected it to, what's the most powerful spell she has? Hmm...
1/10 A Rather Explosive Spell
(2/10,
3/10)

Charging...

Cyanogynist said:
Terry thonks for three actions.

3/9

Charging...

MrMirrorMan said:
ACTION:2/3 ITEM(S): 1x2,000 Damage Lottery Token
AMOUNT:2/3 SEMI-FOCUSED
CHARGE:4/10
[X]Roll Slots
I put a sign that says "DO NOT ATTACK" in front of the Beacon.

Quick note, you did four things this turn, 2 charges, 2 Beacon-boosting actions. Charges take a full action on their own, rather than running in the background like most DTG games. For right now, your charge is at 3/10.

The next entity to try to attack will be turned away by the sign and its very clear, firm message. It functions as an attack shield!

hungry visitor said:
Since nobody joined CODE-AG, here is a new plan.

I use up all Surrealism (55597 + 1% = 56153) to build up a network of healing stones.
They benefit from the law of benevolence since they don't have any intelligence.
They heal each other (at the start each of them have 1 HP and heal as much HP as they possess plus the buff from law of benevolence, BUT the HP they heal are taken from PG entities) and since their healing can ignore space, the stones are thinly seeded around the HEXAGONAFIELD and are hard to destroy in one go, since they have the same color as the ground.

I also make a small bug that hides under one of the stones (roll a dice for finding the bug in case no bug-detecting stuff has been used). The bug lets rain small duplicates onto the HEXAGONAFIELD, that look like healing stones, but are completely normal stones.

The World now ~~votes~~ works for hungry visitor.

Wait, their healing steals from PG HP? They can't do that AND get benefits from the Law of Benevolence.

The Godmodder helps you by upgrading the bug. Into an INANIMATE MIND-CONTROL BUG! It sticks its dirty little claws into all the Healing Stones. They work for HIM now.

That-Random-Guy said:
FOCUS-The Shield Generator Shielded

First things first, I covertly create a (sensor-shielded) totally underground bunker positioned close to the main AG force, but not directly underneath and not directly away from the main PG force, making it so that any searcher needs either a lot of attempts or some luck to find it even if they have a general idea of where it is. After that, I set up a pair of dimensional boxes, 1 in the space station, 1 underground, and run power cables through them so the content of the bunker can use that reactor.

Once all that is done, I exploit the current lack of attention to quickly transport the shield generator to the bunker. Once I do that, I use components from deconstructing my portal gun plus any necessary actions plus to rebuild it in a form that would need to wait till next turn to activate, except that its connected to the fusion reactor with speeds it up to the point that it activates at the end of the Player Actions phase. The shields are placed specifically around the entities, making it impossible to deduce the location of the generator from the positioning of the shields.

Any overflow is used to give the Shield Generator the ability to generate and then give entities Attack Shields and/or Second Chances. The Second Chances are special emergency shields that allow entities to survive with 1 HP what would otherwise kill them. Second Chances are of course consumed in the process.

Once all that is done, I teleport myself into the cabin of the dropship and play the tuba at excessive volume. (as a free action)

The Shield Generator re-activates! Vastly weakened in terms of HP, but still somewhat effective for any shielding needs. Unfortunately, going far enough away from them on the HEXAGONAFIELD to get a boost to detection-avoidance would leave them with such faint shielding so as to be worthless. The Shield Generator is now on the HEXAGONAFIELD!

The Soulraze people on the ship quickly equip their industrial-grade earmuffs.

Skelo said:
I roll suddenly appear in this thread and roll 6 dice for three attacks.

First one: Nat 100. Godmoddder Def Roll: 31
Second one: 73. Godmodder Def Roll: 41
Third one: Nat 100. Godmodder Def Roll: 56

...This happens on my quests all the time and these rolls are legitimate.

I then disappear back into the night...

Welcome! Unfortunately, only the QM (me) is allowed to make rolls. Let's try them again, with some slight adjustments to represent your differences in power!

First one: 1/10 Attack roll, Godmod defense: 9396/10000
Second one: 3/10 Attack roll, Godmod defense: 9675/10000
Third one: 4/10 Attack roll, Godmod defense: 8089/10000

Nope. Looks like you didn't manage to hurt the godmodder this time!

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Cera and Jamie, seeing the danger of the new PG healing stones, go hunting about on the HEXAGONAFIELD for them! They both find and destroy 2 healing stones, only to realize they were the duplicates!

Ash continues charging...

Xerath, spying the Anti-Soulraze Builder turret, builds an Anti-Soulraze Builder turret turret, that's WAY bigger! It fires at the Anti-Soulraze Builder turret, then its foundation crumbles and it collapses directly on top of it, destroying them both completely!

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AG:

Spaceship work and Starcraft Army build-up continues. Albeit with the Starcraft army only getting new units, since the SCVs are all dead. Doormaker gives the Scarlet Prince another shield.

BrutalCore, Travelius, and the Scarlet Prince launch themselves at the Soulraze Guards, and with support from the Godslayer, they manage to kill every last one. The Soulraze units they were protecting, however, remain safe behind them.

PG:

The Healing Stones heal themselves, siphoning 10,000 HP from the Shield Generator! Looks like the Siphoning can bypass the Shield Generator's effects...

The remnants of the Soulraze Builders begin work on the regen generator.

The footsoldiers split into two groups of 10, and charge at Travelius. Together, they manage to slay him. Travelius is dead. The Soulraze Lieutenant boosted their attack, ensuring they'd die even with the help of the Shield Generator!

20 more attack BrutalCore, taking away all the HP captain.cat just helped him get back, plus 3,000 more. The last 15 all head over to the Space Station and begin blocking up the portal, taking away 45% of its open-ness!

The Soulraze Elite and Soulraze Lietenant nod at each other. They use a special technique of lifting each other up, easily getting up to the Space Station! Together, they brick up the Space Engineer portal, completely blocking it! No more new Space Engineers! The Space Station will have to find some other way to keep going...

The Airdrop Starship bombards the Scarlet Prince, taking away both of his attack shields.

In total, the Soulraze army receives 5 builders, 15 new footsoldiers, and 15 new guards this turn.

Xerath approaches the godmodder...

Xerath: Sir, the AG forces are mostly on lockdown. Permission to begin focusing our forces on the Godslayer?

The godmodder waves him away. Keep preventing the AGs from regaining their advantage for as long as possible. They're on the ropes at the moment, and that's how things should stay. He'll take care of the Godslayer with his Project Charge. Next turn. Until then... the Scarlet Prince.

The godmodder flies over and lands in front of the Scarlet Prince - currently, the second-strongest thing on the AG side. He hands him a sword - it's time for an honorable duel, and also, he's not allowed to refuse. The godmodder and the Scarlet Prince clash swords for a little while, until the godmodder's managed to stab the Scarlet prince 6,666 times and declared himself the winner. 31,000 damage to the Scarlet Prince!

N:

EternalStruggle's beacon is glowing a little bit... black-ish.

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MooGoesCow21 Ice spikes begin to rise up around you... the godmodder is trapping you in an ice prison, to take Starcalibur from you!

CoreBrute You look at the godmodder. He's completely still. You blink. Suddenly, he's a LOT closer...

Also, since Corebrute didn't post this turn, Yorehammer is up for grabs to the first person who wants it! Including Corebrute, if he does come back to post.

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! Maybe that pie-related method could help...
-Protect the Godslayer!
-Defeat Xerath and the Soulraze Forces!

Minor tasks:

Protect the Space Engineers and their portal! They're making progress on a space station with great potential!
Protect the SCVs building Stacraft buildings!
Protect Doormaker! He can help with any portal-related tasks!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
Eternalstruggle's beacon will call in a spaceship! But he's neutral, so is it a good or bad thing?
The airdrop starship is strong, and its reinforcing the Soulraze forces!
The Soulraze builders and their contraptions are high priority, buffing the main Soulraze army!
The Soulraze lieutenant is buffing the entire army's attack!
Protect the Shield Generator, its helping your forces stay alive!
Destroy the Healing Stones, they're siphoning HP from you!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

[AG]Godslayer: 200,000/200,000 HP, 20,000 x 2A, Specials: Target Strike (ready!), Collide (ready in 6!)(Boss)(15% dodge chance)(protected from 5 attacks)
[AG]Cera
[AG]Ash(Charge: 2/4)
[AG]Jamie

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(20% dodge rate)(dodge rune: 25% complete)
Perfectly Generic Castle: 20,000/20,000 HP (protecting Space Station)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 1!)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: Holds one AG portal
Very Large Room: 15% complete(cost: 15)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 180(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)
Arengith the Enchanter: 24,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)(portal-shielding Scarlet Prince)
Scarlet Prince: 18,000/50,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(guarding Doormaker)

[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(1,400 TA)(DEFENSE MODE):
SCVs: 30/30 x 1 HP
Marines: 100 x 2 HP, 100 x 2A
Marauders: 300 x 2 HP, 200 x 3A
Hellions: 300 x 2 HP, 300 x 2A
Command center: 5,000/5,000 HP (+1 SCV per turn)
Command center: 45% complete(cost: 1 SCV = 1.5%)
Barracks: 1,000/3,000 HP(+1 marine per turn)
Barracks: 0% complete (cost: 1 SCV = 5%)
Factory: 4,000/4,000 HP(+1 Hellion per turn)

[AG - Corebrute]BrutalCore: 5,000/40,000 HP, 10,000A
Winry: 6,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills!

[AG - ThatRandomGuy]Shield Generator: 10,000/20,000 HP (-1,000 damage taken by all AG entities)

[N]Slots Machine: 50,000/50,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - EternalStruggle]Reinforcement beacon: 5,000/5,000 HP (Calling spaceship in 9!)(+1 attack shield in 1!)(1 last-ditch defense)(protected from 3 attack)(10% dodge rate)
Shield: 25,000/25,000 HP

[N - Winkins]Mason Guard: 1,000 x 5 HP (+1,000 HP to all in 1!)

[P]Peacekeepers(22,300 total attack)(Unbribable):
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 10,000/10,000 HP
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 60, 225x60A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners III: 50/50 HP x 30, 360x30A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 125/125 x 20 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 40(building death-elite training camp, done in 6!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 50, researching upgrade limit break eternity(done in 1!)
HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 2, researching dual pathways(done in 3!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x3 HP (producing riflemen x 939, done in 4!)
Bar/Brewery
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped), Anti-Mind control

[SR]Soulraze Foot Soldiers: 1,000 x 70 HP, 1,000 x 70A

[SR]Soulraze Builders: 800 x 17 HP
Barracks: 20,000/40,000 HP (+10 guards and footsoldiers per turn!)
Super Barracks: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Regen Generator: 12% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Anti-Everything Turret: 0% complete (1 builder = 1.5% completion)

[SR]Soulraze Guard: 3,000 x 15 HP, 250 x 15A (not currently protecting anyone - getting in the way of all AG attacks!)

[SR]Soulraze Elite: 25,000/30,000 HP, 10,000A, Special: Dual Stab (ready!)

[SR]Airdrop Starship: 69,000/100,000 HP, 12,000 x 2A (+5 footsoldiers and guards per turn)(-3,000 HP per turn, Rust Mother attack!)

[SR]Soulraze Lieutenant: 100,000/100,000 HP, 19,000A (x1.2 attack to all Soulraze forces)

[N-1]Xerath (bodyguarding Headquarters)
[SR]Soulraze Headquarters: 100,000/100,000 HP (+5 builders each turn)

[PG]Healing Stones: 1,001 x 10 HP, +1,000 x 10 HPA (1 duplicates - 50% chance to block attacks)(steals HP from AG forces)

[PG]Godmodder: 228/300 HP(Project Charge: 3/4)

Player info:

Captain.cat
Corebrute(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)
MooGoesCow21 (Charge: 1/???)(Charge: 12/15)(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 9/100)(Targeted by Dreadnought)(effect-curing power)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Claim Ticket - Redeemable on Update 58, expires Update 60)(Temporal Shenanigans: 5/20)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)
Hungry visitor(Ascendance)
[N+1]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
The_Two_Eternities
That-Random-Guy
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)
[N+1]JoeBOB(Charge: 14/15)(Weakened - 2 actions this turn!)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man(3/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)
Cyanogist(3/9)
[N-1]Little Hunter (annoyed)
gilded king(4/20)
Pionoplayer
Trifling Epithet(3/9)
Darshelenas Sunbreaker(in TF2 Zoo)
[N]Winkins

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condensor(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 8
Portal Gun
Charge Booster (damage: 0/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks

Eevee shadow bacon · Nov 12, 2017

DIBS ON THE HAMMER!

MooGoesCow21 · Nov 12, 2017

I spend 3 action making sure I don't get trapped in the ice prison by flying way up

I spend my other 3 actions charging 15/15

A Portal opens in the AG Frame it will take a bit more to open how ever it is in the Space Station so no one can interfere with it

I hand the Starcalibur to Pianoplayer

Page of Time · Nov 12, 2017

I appear on the battlefield for a second. I breathe in...
"I ATTACK THE GODMODER/GOODMODDER/GOODMODER."
The pure cancer of this comment causes the Godmodder to have his charge interrupted.

JOEbobobob · Nov 12, 2017

I charge to 15/15 and decide to add on a bit more power to my summon, waiting an extra turn and letting me get my plans in order. 16/16 that mem'ry left so far behind, holdin'.

Trifling Epithet · Nov 12, 2017

6/10 A Rather Explosive Spell
Jayla flips through her spell book, reaching the correct chapter of the book, and begins searching through the categories. I swear, these things should come with a table of contents

EternalStruggle · Nov 12, 2017

Black-ish? Was black-ish good? The man didn't know. It may be nothing or it may be indicative of Void taint. And the last thing he wanted was to summon something Void affiliated, then he couldn't control it! And he wanted his doomship to be his, otherwise he couldn't have a pet project to work on. He'd already showed people he meant business, at this point he could take or leave owning scrubs. What he wanted was something big he could point to and say "yes this is mine and it's very powerful, be impressed."

So, FOCUSING, he used his Player powers to check the Beacon and ensure that everything was in order. In truth he expected no foul play to be taking place in the slightest, but right now it's not like he had anything better to do. Hence, ensuring there wasn't anything funny going on.

Winkins · Nov 12, 2017

Moniker said:
Welcome to the game! You enter the battlefield with a handful of Mason Guards. Better keep them close to your chest, things look pretty intense out there right now. 10A is no incredibly pointless, let's just say they have no attack at all.

That's fine by me, I'll just give em attack once they prestige (Research). It will be still be a bit smaller then what I had planned to give em due to their scaling if they live that long.

The_Two_Eternities · Nov 12, 2017

"Doormaker, keep portal-protecting the Second Scarlet Prince! Second Scarlet Prince, attack the Soulraze Guards, or the Soulraze Foot Soldiers if the guards are all dead!"

FOCUS: Eliminating Reinforcements

The Soulraze Barracks informs me that it does not want to be quiet. I inform it that I have infected it with E-AIDS. It informs me that cucumbers are out of style. I inform it that I had snuck in and activated the self-destructive mechanism manually while it was distracted. It makes a rather loud and rude exploding sound in response.

(OOC: Destroying the Soulraze Barracks. Also, can someone heal the Second Scarlet Prince?)

gilded king · Nov 12, 2017

I focus a super nova into a sniper round and then proceed to shoot that same bullet in a sniper rifle that shoots bullets at 10x the speed of light at the Soulraze lieutenant while simultaneously pouring eldritch juices into whatever passes for its major internal organs.

The universe ends with you : one punch practiced a thousand times (5/20)

hungry visitor · Nov 12, 2017

Moniker said:
They can't do that AND get benefits from the Law of Benevolence.

I made it myself and know that there are no clauses that state that harming takes away the benefits. It should be an exploit I even planned for. Can Moniker do that?

Proof:

hungry visitor said:
Initiator wishes for a new law of nature, that strengthens the healing of those, that heal others without getting any benefits out of it

Moniker said:
! It sticks its dirty little claws into all the Healing Stones.

The Bug mutates into a BIG Bug in that case (cause you need a big body to access all the stones with one body). Very noticeable. And dead (after all it is just a bug). It is dead and my stones are returning to my influence.

Inanimate control seems vile, so I decide to upgrade my stones into "Stones of Stone". As they are now more resistant to Stone-bending, any control of them is restricted (you can make them stop, but you can't let them attack AG units).

I teleport the

hungry visitor said:

catalytic souls of 10 special semi-immortal domesticated animals

Click to expand...

Click to shrink...

into the midst of the soulraze forces.

This causes the Soldiers to dissolve into energy, that can be harvested (and my stones are taking it).

CaptainNZZZ · Nov 12, 2017

I continue to charge Temporal Shenanigans. (x1)

With a bored expression on my face I summon a group of 10 oversized spiders as Void entities. (x2)

Winkins · Nov 12, 2017

With no convincing from either parties and would like to be as Edgy as F, I decided to stay N. Afterwords I Conjure 2 True Mason and order them to build a Mason Guard Barrack

True Mason: 1500/1500 HP, Heals/adds 2000 HP to Stone Structure.
Masons of great prowess, so much so that they are capable of reinforcing or adding proprieties to masonry beyond what they are originally capable of.

MrMirrorMan · Nov 12, 2017

ACTION:1/3 ITEM(S): 1x2,000 Damage Lottery Token
AMOUNT:1/3
CHARGE:4/10
I use an action increasing my charge this turn.
(Also Moniker, yes [X] Roll Slots is me saying that I'm using the Slot Machine.)

Arsenical · Nov 12, 2017

Using the HELPFUL HINT the narrator gave to Arsenical, he pulls out a plain rope, with a hook on the end of it.

Then, our hero flips the world upside-down temporarily. With one hand on the hook-less end of the rope, he drops the rest of the rope up into the sky, and hooks it on a CLOUD.

"We're not even trying to be realistic anymore, are we?"

Realism was dead the moment you decided to get involved in this war.

"Fair enough."

With the short exchange done, Arsenical flips the world back to its original state, and begins to climb up into the sky via rope...

Daskter · Nov 12, 2017

Wait what I cant find what killed my SCVs
oh....

I glare really annoyed at Eevee shadow bacon ....

I'm calling SCVs reinforcement to help replenish all my dead SCVs.

Ranger_Strider_ · Nov 12, 2017

Aight this pie method has been around for too long...
FOCUS!
Opening: Gate of Piebylon
FIRING! I fire an infinite swath of the infinite types of pie, all stuffed with grenades, at the Soulraze army, attempting to also catch the Godmodder in the blast.
Yo Daskter! Your SCV's died due to Eevee's Entropy role!

Moniker said:

Charge Stone and 1 action burnt to increase your summon by 2!

Click to expand...

Click to shrink...

Moniker said:
ENTROPIC PARADOX ROLL: 4198/9970
Entropy: 30 - 40

Major Negative Effect!

The entire SCV unit of the Starcraft Army is destroyed by spontaneous combustion!

The Resolute Heart was completely obliterated in the explosion - both of them. You give yourself a shred of effect-curing power anyways.

Darshelenas Sunbreaker · Nov 12, 2017

Whilst hiding in the dark corner at the zoo I discover I have reality bending powers, I summon a large warhammer and continue hiding.

Meanwhile my subconsciousness is going wild it forms into a new being whose sole purpose is to destroy the godmodder.

My subconsciousness looks at an empty plot of land and he bends reality creating a base of operations.

My subconscious looks at the godmodder and starts plotting.

JOEbobobob · Nov 12, 2017

would your subconscious actually be able to do, well, any of those things? especially the plotting. that seems like a pretty conscious-mind-y thing to do.
/nul

Eevee shadow bacon · Nov 12, 2017

Actually, if Corebrute returns, he keeps the hammer, if not, MINE!
I use 2 charge stone and one normal charge to my summon.

CoreBrute · Nov 12, 2017

"That took longer than I expected." Winry looks up from her new invention, wiping the sweat off her brow.

"Here it is, all it needs is a pilot." She looks around, but doesn't see CoreBrute anywhere. "I'll just leave this here if you guys don't mind?" She leaves the human sized mech in the brig of the Godslayer, but keeps the key drill with her. "Now where is that big lummox-"

ACTION 1: Suddenly a light comes from the sky, parting through the clouds.

"Scarlet Prince." A deep, commanding James Earl Jones sounding voice calls out to the entity. "You may feel despair from your duel with the Godmodder. In times like these, remember the words of the great prophet Chumbawamba. 'I get knocked down. But I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down.' Say these words as your mantra, and you will never truly be defeated. Now my son. Get up again."

Invigorated by the words of this voice in the sky, Scarlet Prince feels the pain and tiredness wash away, the wounds proving to be inconsequential. The Prince hurried off to do TheTwoEternities' bidding, much more refreshed than before.

Winry looks up at the sky, and then at the large curtain in the middle of the battlefield. She pulls back the curtain, revealing CoreBrute speaking into a mic connected to a James Earl Joneseffying machine, with a wire connected to a floating speaker.

"Ignore the man behind the curtain." CoreBrute said unconvincingly. Winry grabbed him by the ear and pulled him away.

"Did you really spend the last turn setting this up so you could do a Mufasa and another song reference?" She questioned.

"Hey, in my defense," CoreBrute rubbed his ear in pain. "I'm trying to fight off Bored Quitting. It's a serious malady for Players-only thing worse is rage quitting."

"It's true." BrutalCore rushed back into the picture momentarily. "You have no idea how many CoreBrutes I found who had bored quitted. Many had even forgot the game and didn't know why I was brutally murdering them." At that terrifying notion, BrutalCore ran off.*

"Anyway, Winry I've got a job for you. Go help MooGoesCow's space engineers with whatever they're doing. Building a space station I think."

"This feels like you're just trying to keep me busy so I don't stop you being stupid." Winry responded. CoreBrute gave a non-commital shrug. She sighed and headed off to help MooGoesCow's space engineers.

ACTION 2: "Let's try this again!" With the YoreHammer in hand (which he had resting in the player inventory incase bored quitting would have removed the item or worse given it to the Godmodder) he leapt towards the StarRaze HQ. Normally, Xerath would have been able to hold him off however...

Moniker said:
Yorehammer:
The Hammer of Piercing. Whoever holds it shall gain the might of a planet. Equipping it takes a portion of your life force, but the stronger you are, the less that portion is. It is part of the set of the seven ultimate weapons. All who hold it can ignore any and all methods of protection. Attack shields, bodyguards... you simply don't have to care.

"YoreHammer lets me get past both your forcefield and," CoreBrute suddenly teleported behind Xerath. "Your Shunpo moves." With that CoreBrute was easily in the HQ.

"Huaaaagh!" With a strike of his hammer he hit the ground. Xerath may have been expecting it to be another earth quake, but barely any structural damage was done. CoreBrute raises an eyebrow and smirks.

"Oh that wasn't an attack." The ground shook again. "That was me ringing the dinner bell."

Suddenly, out of the ground of the HQ, a fully grown Thresher Maw (from Mass Effect) burst free and began wrecking the entire HQ. CoreBrute smirked at Xerath.

"Because I used the YoreHammer to summon it, your bodyguard powers won't protect your HQ from it's wrath-it's already in the HQ. You better do something about it if you want to keep your place safe, because this thing is strong enough to take down a Reaper."

ACTION 3: CoreBrute then pointed the Yorehammer at Xerath. "That's assuming of course, you don't want to deal with me." The hammer glowed as a small door appeared on Xerath's head.

"Let's see what's going on in those memories of yours." With that the player jumped into Xerath's memories-the Yorehammer breaking through all mental defenses. "First destination-the reason why you're fighting on the Godmodder's side."

After CoreBrute has disappeared into the mindscape, Shadow Eevee finds the Yorehammer in their hands.

EDIT: But wait, if CoreBrute has been doing all this, then who has the Godmodder been creeping up on for the last turn and this one?

When he comes close enough to touch the still figure staring at him, it grabs what looks to be the Yorehammer. The figure suddenly turned it's head and smirked. BrutalCore rushes behind him.

"Can't believe you fell for the old Time Clone trick!" The still CoreBrute vanished into light. "That's not even Yorehammer you're holding. That's a souvenir from Thor Ragnarok." The Godmodder looks down to see the hammer in his hand has a face on it. And is made of felt.

"Beep beep!" BrutalCore laughs before Road Runnering out of there.

mastigos2 · Nov 12, 2017

[PG] "I must confess to admiring the restraint you showed good sir.
Even after sore provocation, insults, and having rocks thrown at you, you merely donned your armor.
You only began responding in kind after being attacked with clear lethal intent.
Even now you restrain from casually obliterating these churlish foes as we both know you could.

Please accept my hospitality, "

[X] OFFER THE GODMODDER A DRINK OF WINEBERRY BLUSH (the goblin wine will heal 1 damage and offer a slightly clearer head about one's decisions and perceptions)

"my friendship,"

[X] OFFER THE GODMODDER A HAND IN FRIENDSHIP

"And my oath of aid and leal service"

"This oath do I offer if you but accept it: My loyal service and obedience under, your wise and just lordship over, loyalty honored and rewarded in kind, bringing prosperity and allies to both
So let it be sworn to eternity's end upon name, wyrd, and hearth, that to be forsworn is to be struck down as this oath curdle into a curse, boons turn to bane, and lying lips lay locked "

[X] OFFER THE GODMODDER AN OATH OF LOYALTY

Captain.Cat · Nov 13, 2017

After about a minute consciousness returns to me. 'Egh, Okay should not engage a angry tickle monster in melee again. Getting up I see that Travelus was dead. "Damn it! *sigh* Not much I can do now sadly, Sorry lad." I grimmest at another life lost.

Turning again I see that BrutalCore is again in bad shape. 'Jez, you can't stay in good heal to save your life can you?' Taking a deep breathe I make my next wish. 'I wish for a Super Stimpack from Fallout New Vegas to be used on BrutalCore and heal him.' Suddenly A super stimpack appears next to BrutalCore and as if a invisible hand was operating it, it is applied to BrutalCore healing him back near to full health.

I Then notice Winry rushing over the the space engineers. 'Bloody hell, She's running around here and she has no protection. Well I should at least give her a bit of help so hopefully she won't get killed in the crossfire. I wish for a teleport vest to be given to Winry so if a attack that would kill her is going to hit her she will be teleported away from the danger and be safe.'

-Meanwhile in another universe's timeline-

The Dainty Princess, now well-trained and armed with the physical copy of Starcalibur if not its x2 turn powers, uses her SPECIAL ANTI-GODMODDER TECHNIQUE! The godmodder lets her get in close, and she feint-sneak-backaround-dash strikes him, dealing 1 damage! Lightning-fast, the godmodder retaliates with Yorehammer... but MooGoesCow's teleport vest disappears! The Yorehammer Connects with the Seal Princess killing her Instantly, The Godmodder laughs evilly! And to thing those foolish Players thought they had a prayer of protecting her! Wait, why did the Princess burst into shadows? It was one of her shadow clones! The Godmodder growls in frustration. Once again he is left empty handed.

-Meanwhile back in this universe's timeline-

Suddenly a teleport vest that looks very much like the one the Seal princess had earlier appears on Winry. 'Why do I feel like I just ruined someone's mood somewhere else, Oh well it's likely nothing.'

Looking over at the Scarlet Prince I pause and think. 'Is it really a good idea to help a creature from the SCP universe that is usually full of beings of so much power that the world has according to some entries that the world has ended and been remade and or the the SCP in question is about to end the world and there looks like there is nothing that can be done to stop it and to top it all off The Scarlet Prince is the son of the Scarlet King who is very likely to be Evil with a capital E If his cult is anything to go by. On the other hand we are fighting the Godmodder and he has near unlimited power and is at this time just toying with us so I guess we need all the help we can get. Hmm... I'll likely regret this but I'll heal him.'

Closing my eyes I make my next wish. 'I wish for the Scarlet Prince to be healed by... I have no fucking clue, just please do it.'

SEVEN SOULS, SEVEN LIVES, THE PRINCE NEEDS, SEVEN SOULS, SEVEN LIVES THE PRINCE NEEDS,

SEVEN SOULS, SEVEN LIVES, THE PRINCE OF SCARLET NEEDS, SEVEN SOULS, SEVEN LIVES THE PRINCE NEEDS,

SEVEN SOULS, SEVEN LIVES,THE PRINCE NEEDS, SEVEN SOULS, SEVEN LIVES, THE PRINCE NEEDS,

SEVEN SOULS, SEVEN LIVES,THE PRINCE NEEDS.

Suddenly the horrid screams of seven people echo all around the field and then suddenly stop. Then a scarlet glow forms around the Scarlet Prince and then the glow flows into The Prince quickly. The Scarlet Prince looks good as new and he is grinning.

I meanwhile look around very disturbed by the Screams. 'Fucking hell I knew I was going to regret it but I was not expecting it to be instantly!' I think to myself and wonder what the fuck I just did.

Featherfall · Nov 13, 2017

FOCUS!

Terry exposes the Healing Stones to warm and bad actually-not-surreal "surreal memes". Being constructs of surrealism, they die in an antimatter explosion.

still 3/9

Defeat The Godmodder

Verified Puppet of the Dice Gods

Your Choices Don't Matter

The Moo That Goes Cow

Very lost king aspiring to be not so lost

(God/Greater)

Professional Asshole

A clock in a suit.

The one who does lots of Striding

Your Choices Don't Matter