Defeat The Godmodder

[hungry visitor]

does not mean they do not get benefits.

Click to shrink...

You are humanizing the stones too much. But if you insist that existence is always beneficial...

What about Balls of steel, which healed each other and hurt enemies, they just did not do it in the same action. They were boosted and my stones aren't.

He might die alone, but everyone else will die first.

Click to shrink...

I like his philosophy.


I use the old concept of balls of steel (that part of the soul that can't be destroyed without changing history) to affect the world. Now every healing stone is a ball of steal.
Also parts of the ground transformed into fake balls of steal (they are not affected by attack shields)

Seeing only one shield on my healing stones balls of steal, I layer another shield onto them.

And I want the godslayer to be safe too. + 1 attack shield

 

[pionoplayer]

Action 1: The improbability drive hums to life, and begins prepping for it's next round of mayhem.
1/2 for Exhaustion.

Action 2: Suddenly, there is a blip in the improbability drive's programming. IT seems not only is the starcalibur energy speeding it up, but its also interfering with its programming a little, it will be unleashing two charges at roughly the same time, and one of them out of order!
1/3 for Baa Humbug.

Action 3: The improbability drive continues whirring and clicking happily.
2/3 for Baa Humbug.

Action 4: The improbability drive dings for the first time, letting loose a new terror to astound and confuse people.
2/2 for Exhaustion
Expending...
BOING
BOING
BOING
By this point in time, everyone is savvy of the fact that mysterious noises coming from just off the battlefield are rarely good news, and everyone looks around, worried that something really bad is going to happen.
Everyone, of course, except the Void Spiders, which are just mindless creatures and too stupid to know better.
So when the giant tire comes bouncing down the way, they are caught completely un awares as the tire bounces inexplicably from one spider to the next without slowing down.
it bounces from one spider to the next, and then back again, smashing all of the void spiders down into the dirt with its sheer force of weight and momentum.
And then it bounces away. Leaving the fate of the tire just as unexplained as its origin.

Action 5: The improbability spins up immediately again with a Ding!
3/3 for Baa Humbug:
Expending...
As soon as everyone calms down from the tire leaving the field a distant "Baaaaa" can be heard.
Everyone turns and looks. There is a massive ball of just random junk seemingly getting closer on its own.
But then as everyone watches it becomes clear that something is dragging it. Something white.
Something... goatlike.
The Goat simulator goat charges into the battlefield and stops abruptly, the massive ball of various things stuck to its tongue keeps its momentum and flies past, which ends up ruining the goat's dramatic entrance because it drags the goat past and back off the battlefield in the opposite direction.
There is a loud clattering and crashing from a ways off as well as angry bleating.
Finally, after a long period of silence, the goat simulator goat trots back onto the battlefield, tongue lolling everywhere.
New summon: The Goat.
There's nothing terribly special about this summon, except due to its form of attack (sticking its tongue to one enemy then using that to slam them into another) it gets two attacks, however those two attacks must be used on two separate enemies.
The Goat trots over towards Corebrute and does a cute little goat bow. Corebrute will have control over The Goat from now until its death.

Action 6: The Godmodder throws the coin up in the air, heads, I lose, Tails, I lose, edge, I lose. So I pull out my transmogrifyer gun and turn it in a D10, which spirals down and comes down as a 3. Which is none of the results that the Godmodder anticipated and thus I get to keep my legendary weapon.

I then covertly sneak Starcalibur into Winkins inventory. He HASS the sord.

 

[EternalStruggle]

The man rolled his eyes at Xerath. "Congratulations, sounds like you made a fool of yourself. I too have a morality pet who's name begins with A, and guess what? She's not captured, mainly because I'm not stupid enough to put her in the field." He pauses, face contorting in thought. "Also because I don't actually care for her that much, but I digress. Your moronic maneuvers are your own damn fault," He quickly turned and jabbed a finger accusingly at Cera. "And don't think I'm letting you off either! You said you were bailing us out, but considering that, being generous and assuming you fought the Snowball second instead of first, you did around 26 Godmodder damage and killed a single Sealed Unit, you have no right to judge us at this point. About anything. And leaving your comrades to just die? I might, but I'm not on the AG team here. For someone who is, that's disgraceful. You should both be ashamed of yourself!"

FOCUS - MORE KEEPING OF THE PEACE

To cool off after he got ever so slightly worked up about the... questionable competence of previous iterations, the man goes to do more work with a group he knows he can get along with. He walks into the heavily fortified Peacekeeper base once again, and this time goes to the research section to say hi to the scientists working there. He helps them out in their research of Safe GodMod Gear, summoning up various weapons and armor that are mass-producible enough, testing them to see if they meet the required capabilities that the GodMod Gear had, while also checking if they can be put into full production by the Peacekeepers. He also does other work, like helping talk about hacking countermeasures to keep this gear safe, and discussing the precise nature of the unsafe Gear and what can be done to replicate if if none of his provided examples work, and so on and so forth.

 

[Slick146]

Suddenly, Slick disappears! Never to be seen or heard from again.....

 

[Ranger_Strider_]

SLICK NOOOOOOO!!!! HE WAS TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!! WAHHHHH!!!!!
My tears fall on the Soulraze Builders, melting them.
Because why, of all things, would the shadowy figures teardrops ever be anything but deadly?
HE WAS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!!!!... WHy did... wait.... The hell was i just crying about? Probably unimportant.
Continuing to summon THE RELENTLESS RAGE (4/5)

 

[MrMirrorMan]

ACTION:1/3 ITEM(S): 1x2,000 Damage Lottery Token
AMOUNT:3/3
CHARGE:5/10

ACTION 1:I go to the address given to, bring around $5,000,000 so I can bet with it.

ULTIMATE GAMBLING SHOWDOWN TONIGHT
Location: 3214 Address Road
Start time: 9 PM
Arrival by proxy accepted
Minimum Bet: $1,000,000
GRAND PRIZE: Infinityleaf Clover

 

[Moniker]

With our hero having- Wait, I get side quests off. See ya!

... Well, seems i'm left alone here. This is certainly gonna be... Oh. A chair. And candy?

Of everything I imagined heaven to be, it's certainly not this. Rather minimalist. Guess I can't do anything but wait.

I sit down, and look at the candy again. "Speed", "Power", and "Spicy"?

I can only take one, so let's think about this carefully.

Since speed and power are obviously not flavors at all, I can assume they increase speed and power. That means, by simple logic, spicy increases my spiciness!

With that figured out, I unwrap one of the red ones and pop it in my mouth, just before realizing that I have no idea how increasing my spiciness would ever help.

Oh well.

Click to shrink...

Congratulations. You are now SPICY. How you use this is up to you. You could have saved the candy, but eating it immediately is fine too.

------

After eating your candy and waiting a small amount of time, an angel drifts down from above. They immediately pull out a checklist and begin carefully examining you.

Angel: Hello, you must be Arsenical. Please allow me to fill out a brief checklist.

Angel: Fighting against the godmodder, check. Recipient of Player powers, check.

Angel: Neutraladder state: None. Check. Current status: Strong demonic affiliation, Deal with the Devil... Check.

You explain that that's what you're here about. You went to the Dreamlands with good intentions, to pay off a debt! And you didn't even know it was the devil until the very end. Really!

Angel: We have a way to help you with your problem. It was pre-prepared before your arrival.

Angel: As long as you accept the restrictions of Lawful Good, then you shall receive Protection from Demons - even the one who has power over your soul.

Angel: Simply agree to always play Lawful and Good, and the devil will be unable to reach you. He won't be able to make you repay your debt.

Angel: You know what Lawful Good is, and we both will know when it is violated. There is no exact wording to worry over here.

Angel: What do you say? Any questions?


...Well?

Heaven:

Angel(awaiting answer)

Rewards:
SPICYness

 

[CaptainNZZZ]

Grabbing the Charge Booster and using my own powers I charge Temporal Shenanigans. (x2)

With my remaining power I light the Void Spiders permanently on fire, causing them to take some damage every turn. (x1)

 

[CoreBrute]

My subconsciousness desperate, attempts to merge with me, he fails and I absorb him, I gain his memories, I summon a hoverboard and fly out of the zoo, and start forming another body for my subconsciousness, I then make a million clones of my subconsciousness, I order them all to attack the godmodder.

Click to shrink...

ACTION 1: "Hi there hoverboard heroes!" A figure flying on a vacuum cleaner called out in the subconcious. "You seem to be dealing with some conflict-please allow me to but in-I mean offer my assistance."


"I'm Professor Elvin Gadd, founder of Gadd Science, Incorporated. Please allow me to help you with your problem." He pulls out a suitcase with a smile on it and opens it up. "Please enjoy my latest (leftover stocks from black friday sale) invention, the Poltergust 3000!"

Spoiler: The Poltergust 3000

At this point, what looks like 1 million vacuums pour out of the suitcase, each of them falling into the hands of one of the subconscious clones.

"With my invention, you will be able to vacuum up that mean dusty Godmodder, before it can get away! Then you can inflict whatever retribution you feel necessary! It also has the ability to absorb and expel elements such as fire, water and ice." He leaves a pamphlet with details on all the features with the main Sunbreaker. "Now, I've got an appointment with my friend Yuri Olav, before having to meet a lizard about a wedding. Doodle-and remember! Whether you're escalating or de-escalating a conflict, you can rely on Gadd Science!" With that, the Professor flew out of the subconscious (probably the same way Mario enters/leaves Bowser's brain in Bowser's inside story).

ACTION 2: Back in the real world...

"You're sure about this Mr Goat?" CoreBrute asked, as he pulled the giant meme goat back on the valley spanning rubber band. Wait are we certain this is the real world?

"Bleeeeet!" It responded, nodding it's head and shaking it's tongue.

"Alright you the goat pal." With that, he released, shooting the Goat across the field, the rubber shooting with incredible force.

As the goat span through the air, it's tongue grabbed several of the burning Void Spiders, taking them as it flies. Of course, the goat feels no pain, because it is a meme. And memes can never, truly, die.

Spoiler: For example

Of course, the Goat is still flying in a direction-and that direction is the Godmodder! Of course, the Godmodder's incredible reflexes means it can avoid the goat's body from hitting it-however, no one can predict the movement of a tongue controlled by weirdly coded ragdoll physics!

The tongue slobbers all over the Godmodder's back, disgusting the Godmodder-what could be grosser than Goat saliva! Of course, the Goat is still flying off in the distance-this was a drive by licking! (I'm sure it'll be back eventually).

The disgust the Godmodder feels from the saliva masks the feeling of the void spiders (which had been on the Goat's tongue) falling down the nape of his back. Until they start burning and biting, causing a very unpleasant itch, and a ferocious scratching session.
(OOC: I'm sorry pionoplayer! There's literally nothing else to attack besides the Godmodder! And I need 2 targets.)

NOTE: If the Goat attack causes the Godmodder to take damage, AND if said damage causes it to release Yorehammer the following happens:

Goat's tongue grabs Yorehammer, taking it with it as it spins around the Hexagonfield, before returning to CoreBrute, dropping the very slobbered on Legendary Weapon in CoreBrute's hand.

ACTION 3:

i imprison all of them and search through their memories and belongings for signs of Godmodder influence

Click to shrink...

"Did someone call for an investigation?!" CoreBrute arrives, dressed in a blue suit with spiked hair. BrutalCore turns to look at him confused.

"Phoenix Wright was a defense lawyer-not a detective." He noted at the incorrect cosplay.

"Shut up! I know that. That's why I'm here-to insure these space engineers get a fair trial!" He notes, pointing at all of them, including Winry the engineer he sent over. "After all, just because sabotage was done, it doesn't mean it was one of them that did it. There could be a number of other reasons this happened-has no one played Prey? Have you counted the coffee cups?"

Spoiler: Don't trust the mugs!

"I need to look over the crime scene! Stat!" CoreBrute headed to the crime scene, and as he did, a reticle appeared, which grew larger as he found the important information to examine/click on-like in an Ace Atorny game.

"Uh...Core?" BrutalCore asked. "Are you just going to ignore the whole Alice thing?"

"Shut up!" CoreBrute yelled back. "I'll figure that out too! Just-one mystery at a time ok?"

BrutalCore shrugged and left his counterpart alone. He head back to punch any PG, Void, or SR forces still standing that weren't body guarded. The Rust Mother and her egg babies stay asleep.

 

[That-Random-Guy]

FOCUS
Action ?: IF the shield generator is automatically coming back on next turn, I fix it by using problem-vision to spot the damage, then the rest of the action to fix it.

Action Everything Left Over: I put on a small set of goggles especially made for seeing invisible and non-invisible energy flows. Than I put on a slightly larger set of truesight goggles. Than, over top that, I put on post-cognition goggles. With that combination, there is nothing stopping me from looking at the Godmodder and seeing where those 4 charges went.

 

[Captain.Cat]

Looking over the field I see there is not much for me to attack, So I sit back and think. 'Hmm, I guess I'll try and heal someone and I'll help the Peacekeepers seeing I don't have much else to do. first I should get a Charge Stone to help make this.'

Looking around I wonder where the Player Inventory is until it suddenly appears in my vision. "Ohhh. So we're operating on the same logic as fallout when it comes to player inventory, Alright cool." I scroll down the list until I find the charge Stone, then I select one and it immediately appears in my hand.

(2 actions used and a charge stone to boost it for this.) 'I wish for Doom Berserk powerup to be given to BrutalCore, Restoring him to full health.' At the end of my wish I crush the charge stone and infuse it's powers with my wish. Suddenly A berserk Powerup lands on top of BrutalCore absolving into him. Within seconds BrutalCore wounds nit themselves back together, blood reenters his body, bruises and cuts disappear, Broken and cracked bones fix themselves and color returns to his face. BrutalCore grins, he is back in action!

(using my last action for this.) Turning towards the PeaceKeepers I see that they are 2 turns way from getting a lot more Riflemen. Nodding I make my wish. 'I wish for time to speed up for the training Riflemen so they will be ready this coming turn.' Suddenly time is speed up for the training riflemen as though someone had hit the fast forward button on a remote. You can see them drilling at a accelerated rate, Soon the effect wears off and the training riflemen are just finishing training and they look ready for action!

 

[Moniker]

I run to 3214 Address Road, and bring somno with me, since he'll be able to find out if the set-up's unfair. I then wait for 9PM.
[simply put I join the gambling league.]
[joining sidequests takes all 3 actions so I use all 3 actions]

Click to shrink...

You playermagic the minimum bet of $1,000,000, hopefully not causing inflation.

ACTION:1/3 ITEM(S): 1x2,000 Damage Lottery Token
AMOUNT:3/3
CHARGE:5/10

ACTION 1:I go to the address given to, bring around $5,000,000 so I can bet with it.

ULTIMATE GAMBLING SHOWDOWN TONIGHT
Location: 3214 Address Road
Start time: 9 PM
Arrival by proxy accepted
Minimum Bet: $1,000,000
GRAND PRIZE: Infinityleaf Clover

Click to shrink...

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The three of you show up right outside 3214 Address Road. You got here by portal, and looking around, it's hard to tell where exactly you are. Above you is blackness - not a night sky, just blackness. Around you are dark, dingy, nondescript buildings in some sort of city. The ground beneath is like freshly laid tar, and your shoes stick to it a little as you move.

Other people are milling about. One person heads inside a building through an unassuming door. You assume that must be the entrance to this "gambling showdown". You follow them through.

Immediately inside is a narrow, cramped hallway. It goes on for a ways, then rounds a corner, and you see some stairs. You descend. The walk down takes noticeably longer than you expected. While walking, you pass a few other people. It seems like this event is not sparsely attended. Nobody talks.

Finally, you reach the bottom, and a set of double doors. Going through, you end up in a MASSIVE room. The walls are solid stone brick, and an entire crowd of people surrounds you. A few more people are still filtering in. Above the doors, a digital counter seems to be displaying the number of people, and the number is currently at "76". You guess the event will start once the requisite number of people arrive.


While waiting... what do you want to do?

(Also, this is a chance for anyone else who wants to participate to arrive)

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Large Room:

Crowd of People
People Counter

JOEbob:
Has $1,000,000
[N - JOEbob]Somno: 35,000/35,000 HP (Lanternlight echo: 2 turn cooldown)(Seen through their eyes: 2 turn cooldown)(Cut through the lies: 1 turn cooldown)

Mr. Mirror Man:
Has $5,000,000

 

[Arsenical]

Congratulations. You are now SPICY. How you use this is up to you. You could have saved the candy, but eating it immediately is fine too.

------

After eating your candy and waiting a small amount of time, an angel drifts down from above. They immediately pull out a checklist and begin carefully examining you.

Angel: Hello, you must be Arsenical. Please allow me to fill out a brief checklist.

Angel: Fighting against the godmodder, check. Recipient of Player powers, check.

Angel: Neutraladder state: None. Check. Current status: Strong demonic affiliation, Deal with the Devil... Check.

You explain that that's what you're here about. You went to the Dreamlands with good intentions, to pay off a debt! And you didn't even know it was the devil until the very end. Really!

Angel: We have a way to help you with your problem. It was pre-prepared before your arrival.

Angel: As long as you accept the restrictions of Lawful Good, then you shall receive Protection from Demons - even the one who has power over your soul.

Angel: Simply agree to always play Lawful and Good, and the devil will be unable to reach you. He won't be able to make you repay your debt.

Angel: You know what Lawful Good is, and we both will know when it is violated. There is no exact wording to worry over here.

Angel: What do you say? Any questions?


...Well?

Heaven:

Angel(awaiting answer)

Rewards:
SPICYness

Click to shrink...

Lawful good...

On one hand, making a deal was what got me into this mess. On the other... I really don't want to be possessed.

Decisions, decisions. She did say I could ask questions, though.

"Now, I hear what you're asking." I start asking, "And while I would be perfectly fine with that deal, is there honestly no sort of way to completely regain full control over my soul, instead of just a preventive measure? I'll do anything for my soul, I certainly have nothing to lose."

It may be desperate, but it was my best shot.

 

[Trifling Epithet]

12/12 A Rather Explosive Spell
Jayla grins to herself as she finally finds that spell, and then turns towards the Void Spiders, laughing a cheerful laugh.
==>
She whips out her staff and points it towards the building, and expands her energy in order to make her will reality. All around the spiders, explosives begin appearing. c4's, frag grenades, cartoonish tnt, dhyny, a couple chemical mixes, etc. everything that could explode basically appears in various locations there.
==>
She giggles once and taps her staff, causing all of the explosives scattered around the spiders to simultaneously go off

 

[JOEbobobob]

if somno's back off cooldown for some reason, I ask someone nearby where the person who set this up is, and go and ask the person who's running it "is this going to be fair gambling, or will it be tilted towards giving money to a certain group? somno then cuts through the lies to see if their telling the truth. if they don't tell me where the person running this is, I ask them if there's any way to stack the odds in my favour, and somno cuts through the lies.
I then ask some acquaintances back on my homeworld to lend me their four-or-more-leaf-clover collection for an hour, promising to pay them a lot if I lose any of it and give them a few hundred bucks regardless.
oh, and I magic up another 1,000,000 so somno can enter too.

 

[MrMirrorMan]

ACTION:?/3 ITEM(S): 1x2,000 Damage Lottery Token
AMOUNT:?/3
CHARGE:5/10

I look out upon the crowd, looking for familiar faces, I also look for one of the employes here to ask how many people we need here to start the competition.

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

12/12 A Rather Explosive Spell
Jayla grins to herself as she finally finds that spell, and then turns towards the Soulraze Headquarters, laughing a cheerful laugh.
==>
She whips out her staff and points it towards the building, and expands her energy in order to make her will reality. All around the base, explosives begin appearing. c4's, frag grenades, cartoonish tnt, dhyny, a couple chemical mixes, etc. everything that could explode basically appears in various locations there.
==>
She giggles once and taps her staff, causing all of the explosives scattered throughout the Headquarters to simultaneously go off

Click to shrink...

Don't do that, you don't have the Yorehammer! Attack the Void Spiders instead, or the attack will be blocked by Xerath.

 

[Moniker]

Lawful good...

On one hand, making a deal was what got me into this mess. On the other... I really don't want to be possessed.

Decisions, decisions. She did say I could ask questions, though.

"Now, I hear what you're asking." I start asking, "And while I would be perfectly fine with that deal, is there honestly no sort of way to completely regain full control over my soul, instead of just a preventive measure? I'll do anything for my soul, I certainly have nothing to lose."

It may be desperate, but it was my best shot.

Click to shrink...

Angel: You agreed to allow the devil control over your soul for some time. His contracts have no easy escape clause, as he always follows up on his end of the deal.

Angel: The only way to regain total control is to serve out all 4 of the remaining posts he has to control you. With this, we can't help you.

Angel: However, as long as you remain Lawful Good, then Protection from Demons can keep you safe until the end of your current battle with the godmodder.

Heaven:

Angel(awaiting answer)

Rewards:
SPICYness

 

[MooGoesCow21]

Seems like a pretty good deal I would take it if I were you

 

[Moniker]

if somno's back off cooldown for some reason, I ask someone nearby where the person who set this up is, and go and ask the person who's running it "is this going to be fair gambling, or will it be tilted towards giving money to a certain group? somno then cuts through the lies to see if their telling the truth. if they don't tell me where the person running this is, I ask them if there's any way to stack the odds in my favour, and somno cuts through the lies.
I then ask some acquaintances back on my homeworld to lend me their four-or-more-leaf-clover collection for an hour, promising to pay them a lot if I lose any of it and give them a few hundred bucks regardless.
oh, and I magic up another 1,000,000 so somno can enter too.

Click to shrink...

Everyone around you gives you odd looks when you ask who's running the place. You have a hard time getting anything just by awkwardly calling. Finally, you pull someone aside and explain the situation...

Fred: Hey there, I'm... Fred.

Fred: Listen. You guys seem like you're lost. I can help you, this is my third time here. I'll tell you everything you want to know. First thing: Nothing here is free. For the small price of $500,000, I'll answer more of your questions. I promise, you won't be kicked out for having below the minimum bet, having $1,000,000 upon entry is plenty. We can work as a team! What do you say?

Are you going to pay up, ask Mirror Man to pay, or reject this guy?

+$1,000,000 for Somno's entry bet! It doesn't look like you can "magic up" more money once it starts, though. Don't worry, having Somno more than makes up for the money difference between you and Mr. Mirror Man.

+One four-leaf clover! If you hold it close to your chest, you might just get a bit luckier!

Also, Somno's cooldown will tick down every sidequest update instead of with the normal updates.

ACTION:?/3 ITEM(S): 1x2,000 Damage Lottery Token
AMOUNT:?/3
CHARGE:5/10

I look out upon the crowd, looking for familiar faces, I also look for one of the employes here to ask how many people we need here to start the competition.

Click to shrink...

Scanning the crowd, you don't see any familiar faces, except JOEbob and Somno. You don't see any employees, either.

-------

Another person enters the room, and the counter above the door reaches "100". Both doors slam shut. You're locked in. Well, you could probably escape in a pinch of you really needed to, but nobody else can.

A loudspeaker activates from up above.

???: Hello, gamblers. Time for another night of desperation, luck, and despair! All except for one lucky winner.

???: I trust you all have the minimum requisite bet. Of course you do, the enchantments on this place would have kicked you out long before now if you didn't.

???: First thing's first, we need to weed out those with naturally poor luck amongst us. We want to see a showdown between actual contenders, after all.

Suddenly, you hear a horrible screeching noise, the grinding of machinery! A section of the floor slides away, and in its place, two large, colorful stone slabs are slotted in: One red one, and one blue one.

???: One of those platforms will take you up. Closer to where I am, along with my Infinityleaf clover, the most special of prizes for tonight's game.

???: The other will send you down. Down, down, down, and back to the bottom of the ladder. You'll lose all your money as well.

???: You have 5 minutes to decide. But don't forget, one last thing...

???: Remember to have fun!

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What do you do? The other people are milling about in a bit of panic... nobody has stepped onto either platform yet. Most of the crowd isn't sure what to do.

Large Room:

Crowd of People(96 other gamblers)
Fred
Red Platform(Board?)
Blue Platform(Board?)

JOEbob:
Has $2,000,000, one four-leaf clover
[N - JOEbob]Somno: 35,000/35,000 HP (Lanternlight echo: 2 turn cooldown)(Seen through their eyes: 2 turn cooldown)(Cut through the lies: 1 turn cooldown)

Mr. Mirror Man:
Has $5,000,000

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

I charge into the Casino, holding a breifcase filled with 5M in cash. I quickly suplex a gambler, and take his spot. [QUEST JOINED]

 

[JOEbobobob]

I smile, and wait for the first 2 people to ascend, and as somno chooses his platform, he uses lanternlight echo to see which way they went when they stepped on the platform. if the guy moved up, somno follows him and tells me where to go with telekinisis. if he moved down, somno goes on the other platform. also, somno is holding the 4-leaf clover close to his chest as he does this.
I also suggest another deal to fred: he chooses to lie or tell the truth as he wishes, and once he's done, I'll tell him why this was useful for me. I will pay for his information with my own.
if the platforms move in 5 minutes and they both move at the same time, somno transforms into a pebble, which I put in my pocket, and I disappear into the crowd. as the minutes end, a random gamblers eyes are glowing cyan, and they step on the red platform. meanwhile, I step on the blue platform. right as the platforms start to move, I check which way they're moving and, if the random gambler's platform starts to rise, I throw them the pebble and possess them.
also, all my, somno, and the random gambler's money is on a computer site and the access device isn't logged in, so whichever path is right, the person on it has 3,000,000 total $- the other person just loses the access device.

 

[Arsenical]

Angel: You agreed to allow the devil control over your soul for some time. His contracts have no easy escape clause, as he always follows up on his end of the deal.

Angel: The only way to regain total control is to serve out all 4 of the remaining posts he has to control you. With this, we can't help you.

Angel: However, as long as you remain Lawful Good, then Protection from Demons can keep you safe until the end of your current battle with the godmodder.

Heaven:

Angel(awaiting answer)

Rewards:
SPICYness

Click to shrink...

Really? No way out?
Well, if that's really true, I have no choice.

"Alright then. I will obtain all the world's virtues. I will eliminate all the world's vices. I will rid my soul of taint, and all sin. I will be lawful good."

I swear to god though, if this deal screws me over, i'm declaring war on both heaven and hell.

 

[MrMirrorMan]

ACTION:?/3 ITEM(S): 1x2,000 Damage Lottery Token
AMOUNT:?/3
CHARGE:5/10
$5,000,000 on hand.

Well, we have two choices before us, red, or blue. 50/50 chances. A 50% chance of being right, a 50% chance of being wrong. 1/2 chance of up, a 1/2 chance of going down. The obvious solution is to flip a coin. Heads is red, tails is blue, and side is to just push someone else onto the platform and see what happens to them.

 

[Moniker]

i imprison all of them and search through their memories and belongings for signs of Godmodder influence
Also I will sacrifice my Abiity to weild Legendary weapons at all to The God of technology

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You imprison all possible Saboteur candidates, and order a search on their belongings! You find various items on each of them, listed on the candidates list. But when you try to search their memories, you just hit a wall. It's like the godmodder is protecting ALL their memories - which he probably is.

Sacrificing your very basic ability to wield Legendary Weapons? You could just do some other creative sacrifice! If you do that, though, the God of Technology will grant you all his power, allowing you to do many things to your Space Station. Are you SURE?

My subconsciousness desperate, attempts to merge with me, he fails and I absorb him, I gain his memories, I summon a hoverboard and fly out of the zoo, and start forming another body for my subconsciousness, I then make a million clones of my subconsciousness, I order them all to attack the godmodder.

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You absorb your subconscious! Healing his wounds and resetting him to normal! He gets a million copies of himself, and they all prepare to attack the godmodder...

(Free Action) I look at the feline Siths and wondered if they ever encountered space mice. Before I dwell deeper into that thought, I send a homing paper plane heading to Corebrute. The paper plane contains the message for him to bring cookies for his next meeting.

(Hey Moniker, do you want me to stop editing my posts in the future so you don't have to figure out that some of my actions are referring to future post?)

(Action!) (3 Charges)
(2 Charges)
I frown a bit at this predicament but decide to shelve my plans for golemfication and resurrect a True Mason and two Mason Guard.
(1 Charge)
I lazily set up a Void Spider redirector which should sway a pesky void spider to cause damage elsewhere. (to the AG or SR depending on a 2d dice. (1 for SR, 2 for AG))

(Orders)
Having the newly resurrected True Mason to finish the creation of the barrack.
More bodyguarding duty for the Mason guards.
The feline Sith are to murder some of the Soulraze footmen.

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OOC: If you just put "when this happens, in the future, then..." Then that's fine.

You resummon a True Mason and 2 Guard! Rolling a D2... 2! One void spider is sure to attack the AGs now!

catch fulfilled: The character has made the subject happy (or
happier) within the last 10 minutes.

Fallow Fields, Empty Harvest clause of the Contract of Fleeting Winter is free



I spy the tear that trails down his cheek, and through that chink in his armor I see stage of the subconcious has been set perfectly for the Court of Sorrow

Your cup runneth over with sorrow
The fields of your heart lay fallow
The soil is salted by tear after tear
You've an empty harvest I fear
No joy, no laughter, no haughty sneer
You've an empty harvest I fear

The tear upon the Godmodder's cheek freezes into a trail of ice, even as the tears shed in the Battlefield of the Subconscious do the same.
He may have gotten YOREHAMMER back, but I've taken all the fun out of it. Because he can't feel any positive emotions while under the effects of Fallow Fields, Empty Harvest

The rest of my actions go towards charging my Talespinning curse

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Can't feel positive emotions... well.

Your poem is cool
Your poem is cruel
The godmodder is better
He read your poem to the letter
He escapes the FFEH effect
Using his own poetry dialect

I blink. "Is that first one really a good idea?"

"Anyway... Doormaker, keep portal-protecting the Second Scarlet Prince. Second Scarlet Prince, wipe out the remaining Soulraze Foot Soldiers and Builders."

I then look at the Sith conspiracy thing, and hum softly.

FOCUS: Health Potion

I give BrutalCore an Potion of Healing π. But wait! Potion levels are measured in Roman numerals in Minecraft, which is where the potion is from! So how do you represent π in Roman numerals? III.MCDXV? That must be it. But the European potions supplier I got it from mistook the decimal point for a sort of Roman numeral comma, and I gave BrutalCore an Potion of Healing 31415 unknowingly! Luckily, the European potions supplier was using Potions++, a mod which improves brewing and raises the potion effect overflow level to 65536, so the potion, instead of killing BrutalCore, instead heals him a large amount.

(OOC: Warning: To the best of my knowledge, there is no such mod as Potions++. In the dimension the European potions supplier is from, it was made by the makers of Food++, which is a real mod.

Also, Moniker, I have to ask. Are you forgetting to remove the Godmodder's project charge on purpose? And two more errors. First, it's spelled "Starcraft", not "Stacraft". Second, since the Airdrop Starship is dead, take destroying it out of the Itinerary.)

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+22,000 HP to BrutalCore!

Errors corrected... Of course, clearly, the godmodder gets a THIRD pro-

Action:
Welp something bad is about to happen, I do wonder how likely my army will survive this trial.

Since the Godmodder is doing a Project Charge it obviously means his power will go to this

"Project CHARGE's policy priorities include:

• Advocating for a robust language access plan for health consumer outreach, education, and health insurance enrollment
• Ensuring community voices are central in the decision making process of city and state health agencies
• Protecting the safety net and increasing options for the remaining uninsured"

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The godmodder somehow ends up using his cheaty project charge on improving healthcare for the uninsured. Dangit, not AGAIN!

Whats not true? that your a coward for giving into the demands of a enemy who is probably doing horrible things to your daughter just because things got hard i mean do you think that the Godmodder is ever going to give her back? because thats most definetely true no matter how much you denie it

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Xerath: ...Quiet! QUIET! If I stop now, all the fighting I did for her would be pointless! I know she's alive, and I intend to keep it that way!

I activate the slot machine.

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SLOTS ROLL: 5 8 7

I throw a building upon the Soulraze builders and then mind control the rest who survive into joining my side .

The universe ends with you : one punch practiced a thousand times (5/20)

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The Soulraze Builders have inbuilt resistance to mind control! Your building and psychic tension, however, ends up killing all of them!

You are humanizing the stones too much. But if you insist that existence is always beneficial...

What about Balls of steel, which healed each other and hurt enemies, they just did not do it in the same action. They were boosted and my stones aren't.



I like his philosophy.


I use the old concept of balls of steel (that part of the soul that can't be destroyed without changing history) to affect the world. Now every healing stone is a ball of steal.
Also parts of the ground transformed into fake balls of steal (they are not affected by attack shields)

Seeing only one shield on my healing stones balls of steal, I layer another shield onto them.

And I want the godslayer to be safe too. + 1 attack shield

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The Balls of Steel healed each other. However, the Healing Stones simply steal HP and give it to each other! That is not benevolent, not at all!

You try to remorph the Healing Stones into Balls of Steel, but they are affected by the Curse of Repetitiveness! They become the Balls of Steel-1. +1 attack shield to them and the Godslayer!

Action 1: The improbability drive hums to life, and begins prepping for it's next round of mayhem.
1/2 for Exhaustion.

Action 2: Suddenly, there is a blip in the improbability drive's programming. IT seems not only is the starcalibur energy speeding it up, but its also interfering with its programming a little, it will be unleashing two charges at roughly the same time, and one of them out of order!
1/3 for Baa Humbug.

Action 3: The improbability drive continues whirring and clicking happily.
2/3 for Baa Humbug.

Action 4: The improbability drive dings for the first time, letting loose a new terror to astound and confuse people.
2/2 for Exhaustion
Expending...
BOING
BOING
BOING
By this point in time, everyone is savvy of the fact that mysterious noises coming from just off the battlefield are rarely good news, and everyone looks around, worried that something really bad is going to happen.
Everyone, of course, except the Void Spiders, which are just mindless creatures and too stupid to know better.
So when the giant tire comes bouncing down the way, they are caught completely un awares as the tire bounces inexplicably from one spider to the next without slowing down.
it bounces from one spider to the next, and then back again, smashing all of the void spiders down into the dirt with its sheer force of weight and momentum.
And then it bounces away. Leaving the fate of the tire just as unexplained as its origin.

Action 5: The improbability spins up immediately again with a Ding!
3/3 for Baa Humbug:
Expending...
As soon as everyone calms down from the tire leaving the field a distant "Baaaaa" can be heard.
Everyone turns and looks. There is a massive ball of just random junk seemingly getting closer on its own.
But then as everyone watches it becomes clear that something is dragging it. Something white.
Something... goatlike.
The Goat simulator goat charges into the battlefield and stops abruptly, the massive ball of various things stuck to its tongue keeps its momentum and flies past, which ends up ruining the goat's dramatic entrance because it drags the goat past and back off the battlefield in the opposite direction.
There is a loud clattering and crashing from a ways off as well as angry bleating.
Finally, after a long period of silence, the goat simulator goat trots back onto the battlefield, tongue lolling everywhere.
New summon: The Goat.
There's nothing terribly special about this summon, except due to its form of attack (sticking its tongue to one enemy then using that to slam them into another) it gets two attacks, however those two attacks must be used on two separate enemies.
The Goat trots over towards Corebrute and does a cute little goat bow. Corebrute will have control over The Goat from now until its death.

Action 6: The Godmodder throws the coin up in the air, heads, I lose, Tails, I lose, edge, I lose. So I pull out my transmogrifyer gun and turn it in a D10, which spirals down and comes down as a 3. Which is none of the results that the Godmodder anticipated and thus I get to keep my legendary weapon.

I then covertly sneak Starcalibur into Winkins inventory. He HASS the sord.

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Starcalibur given to Winkins!

2,000 damage to every Void Spider! Goat summoned!

The man rolled his eyes at Xerath. "Congratulations, sounds like you made a fool of yourself. I too have a morality pet who's name begins with A, and guess what? She's not captured, mainly because I'm not stupid enough to put her in the field." He pauses, face contorting in thought. "Also because I don't actually care for her that much, but I digress. Your moronic maneuvers are your own damn fault," He quickly turned and jabbed a finger accusingly at Cera. "And don't think I'm letting you off either! You said you were bailing us out, but considering that, being generous and assuming you fought the Snowball second instead of first, you did around 26 Godmodder damage and killed a single Sealed Unit, you have no right to judge us at this point. About anything. And leaving your comrades to just die? I might, but I'm not on the AG team here. For someone who is, that's disgraceful. You should both be ashamed of yourself!"

FOCUS - MORE KEEPING OF THE PEACE

To cool off after he got ever so slightly worked up about the... questionable competence of previous iterations, the man goes to do more work with a group he knows he can get along with. He walks into the heavily fortified Peacekeeper base once again, and this time goes to the research section to say hi to the scientists working there. He helps them out in their research of Safe GodMod Gear, summoning up various weapons and armor that are mass-producible enough, testing them to see if they meet the required capabilities that the GodMod Gear had, while also checking if they can be put into full production by the Peacekeepers. He also does other work, like helping talk about hacking countermeasures to keep this gear safe, and discussing the precise nature of the unsafe Gear and what can be done to replicate if if none of his provided examples work, and so on and so forth.

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Research on safe godmodding gear boosted by 3 turns!

Xerath: I wish I could have gotten her away... but she wouldn't have it. I should've...

The godmodder is giving Xerath an annoyed look. Stop fraternizing with the enemy and do your job!

Cera looks angry for a moment, but then sighs...

Cera: Running away was the only option. If I hadn't run, we wouldn't be here now, helping you. And that's what's most important, right?

Jamie: Leave him alone! At least he didn't start off the fight by trying to help the godmodder, end up fetching one of his Legendary Weapons for him, and still acts semi-antagonistic towards the rest of the group after they very generously spared him! Stop lecturing us, neutral!

I start picking through the charge stone and removing any that the GM added.

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Looking through the charge stones, it doesn't look like the godmodder added any at all. The Entropic Paradox Rolls are just how Charge Stones work. In any case, you make 9 more, ensuring you have an ample supply if you have need.

Suddenly, Slick disappears! Never to be seen or heard from again.....

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Goodbye! It was good to have you, and you're always welcome back.

SLICK NOOOOOOO!!!! HE WAS TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!! WAHHHHH!!!!!
My tears fall on the Soulraze Builders, melting them.
Because why, of all things, would the shadowy figures teardrops ever be anything but deadly?
HE WAS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!!!!... WHy did... wait.... The hell was i just crying about? Probably unimportant.
Continuing to summon THE RELENTLESS RAGE (4/5)

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The builders are all dead, so you cry on a Void Spider and slay it! Charging...

Grabbing the Charge Booster and using my own powers I charge Temporal Shenanigans. (x2)

With my remaining power I light the Void Spiders permanently on fire, causing them to take some damage every turn. (x1)

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CHARGE BOOSTER ROLL: 20/20 It works fine. With that and your 2 actions, you get 3 charges.

2,000 more damage dealt to the Void Spiders every turn!

ACTION 1: "Hi there hoverboard heroes!" A figure flying on a vacuum cleaner called out in the subconcious. "You seem to be dealing with some conflict-please allow me to but in-I mean offer my assistance."


"I'm Professor Elvin Gadd, founder of Gadd Science, Incorporated. Please allow me to help you with your problem." He pulls out a suitcase with a smile on it and opens it up. "Please enjoy my latest (leftover stocks from black friday sale) invention, the Poltergust 3000!"

Spoiler: The Poltergust 3000

At this point, what looks like 1 million vacuums pour out of the suitcase, each of them falling into the hands of one of the subconscious clones.

"With my invention, you will be able to vacuum up that mean dusty Godmodder, before it can get away! Then you can inflict whatever retribution you feel necessary! It also has the ability to absorb and expel elements such as fire, water and ice." He leaves a pamphlet with details on all the features with the main Sunbreaker. "Now, I've got an appointment with my friend Yuri Olav, before having to meet a lizard about a wedding. Doodle-and remember! Whether you're escalating or de-escalating a conflict, you can rely on Gadd Science!" With that, the Professor flew out of the subconscious (probably the same way Mario enters/leaves Bowser's brain in Bowser's inside story).

ACTION 2: Back in the real world...

"You're sure about this Mr Goat?" CoreBrute asked, as he pulled the giant meme goat back on the valley spanning rubber band. Wait are we certain this is the real world?

"Bleeeeet!" It responded, nodding it's head and shaking it's tongue.

"Alright you the goat pal." With that, he released, shooting the Goat across the field, the rubber shooting with incredible force.

As the goat span through the air, it's tongue grabbed several of the burning Void Spiders, taking them as it flies. Of course, the goat feels no pain, because it is a meme. And memes can never, truly, die.

Spoiler: For example

Of course, the Goat is still flying in a direction-and that direction is the Godmodder! Of course, the Godmodder's incredible reflexes means it can avoid the goat's body from hitting it-however, no one can predict the movement of a tongue controlled by weirdly coded ragdoll physics!

The tongue slobbers all over the Godmodder's back, disgusting the Godmodder-what could be grosser than Goat saliva! Of course, the Goat is still flying off in the distance-this was a drive by licking! (I'm sure it'll be back eventually).

The disgust the Godmodder feels from the saliva masks the feeling of the void spiders (which had been on the Goat's tongue) falling down the nape of his back. Until they start burning and biting, causing a very unpleasant itch, and a ferocious scratching session.
(OOC: I'm sorry pionoplayer! There's literally nothing else to attack besides the Godmodder! And I need 2 targets.)

NOTE: If the Goat attack causes the Godmodder to take damage, AND if said damage causes it to release Yorehammer the following happens:

Goat's tongue grabs Yorehammer, taking it with it as it spins around the Hexagonfield, before returning to CoreBrute, dropping the very slobbered on Legendary Weapon in CoreBrute's hand.

ACTION 3:


"Did someone call for an investigation?!" CoreBrute arrives, dressed in a blue suit with spiked hair. BrutalCore turns to look at him confused.

"Phoenix Wright was a defense lawyer-not a detective." He noted at the incorrect cosplay.

"Shut up! I know that. That's why I'm here-to insure these space engineers get a fair trial!" He notes, pointing at all of them, including Winry the engineer he sent over. "After all, just because sabotage was done, it doesn't mean it was one of them that did it. There could be a number of other reasons this happened-has no one played Prey? Have you counted the coffee cups?"

Spoiler: Don't trust the mugs!

"I need to look over the crime scene! Stat!" CoreBrute headed to the crime scene, and as he did, a reticle appeared, which grew larger as he found the important information to examine/click on-like in an Ace Atorny game.

"Uh...Core?" BrutalCore asked. "Are you just going to ignore the whole Alice thing?"

"Shut up!" CoreBrute yelled back. "I'll figure that out too! Just-one mystery at a time ok?"

BrutalCore shrugged and left his counterpart alone. He head back to punch any PG, Void, or SR forces still standing that weren't body guarded. The Rust Mother and her egg babies stay asleep.

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Sunbreaker clones given Poltergusts! They prepare to vacuum up the godmodder!

The godmodder swats away the void spiders, dealing 1,000 damage to all of them! And what's more, the gross, glitchy goat saliva... eugh... 1 damage!

YOREHAMMER STEAL ROLL: Unfortunately, you may be on a bad luck streak again.

You examine the dead body of the murdered Space Engineer! On his face... a lipstick stain? The method of death... having his intestines dug out through a round hole in his stomach? His clothes... tacky Hawaiian shirts!?

How do you opt to continue investigating?

FOCUS
Action ?: IF the shield generator is automatically coming back on next turn, I fix it by using problem-vision to spot the damage, then the rest of the action to fix it.

Action Everything Left Over: I put on a small set of goggles especially made for seeing invisible and non-invisible energy flows. Than I put on a slightly larger set of truesight goggles. Than, over top that, I put on post-cognition goggles. With that combination, there is nothing stopping me from looking at the Godmodder and seeing where those 4 charges went.

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You try to fix the shield generator, but something is... gumming it up. There's some sort of goop that glows teal inside all the components! Early efforts to remove it have little success.

You trace the flow of godmodding power... yes... yes... so that's where it went! The Space Station! It starts to dissipate a little once it hits the Space Station, covering the whole thing in some godmodding energy. You don't know the scope of what strange happenings the godmodding power could cause on the Space Station. But you do know that this whole "murder mystery" arc is the direct result of the godmodder's project charge.

Looking over the field I see there is not much for me to attack, So I sit back and think. 'Hmm, I guess I'll try and heal someone and I'll help the Peacekeepers seeing I don't have much else to do. first I should get a Charge Stone to help make this.'

Looking around I wonder where the Player Inventory is until it suddenly appears in my vision. "Ohhh. So we're operating on the same logic as fallout when it comes to player inventory, Alright cool." I scroll down the list until I find the charge Stone, then I select one and it immediately appears in my hand.

(2 actions used and a charge stone to boost it for this.) 'I wish for Doom Berserk powerup to be given to BrutalCore, Restoring him to full health.' At the end of my wish I crush the charge stone and infuse it's powers with my wish. Suddenly A berserk Powerup lands on top of BrutalCore absolving into him. Within seconds BrutalCore wounds nit themselves back together, blood reenters his body, bruises and cuts disappear, Broken and cracked bones fix themselves and color returns to his face. BrutalCore grins, he is back in action!

(using my last action for this.) Turning towards the PeaceKeepers I see that they are 2 turns way from getting a lot more Riflemen. Nodding I make my wish. 'I wish for time to speed up for the training Riflemen so they will be ready this coming turn.' Suddenly time is speed up for the training riflemen as though someone had hit the fast forward button on a remote. You can see them drilling at a accelerated rate, Soon the effect wears off and the training riflemen are just finishing training and they look ready for action!

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BrutalCore fully restored, and 9,000 HP overflows and goes to the Scarlet Prince instead! But... too much energy...

ENTROPIC PARADOX ROLL: 9683/9980
Medium Positive Effect!
Entropy: 110 - 120

A portal opens underneath a Void Spider, swallowing it! 1 Void Spider slain!

Riflemen sped up!

12/12 A Rather Explosive Spell
Jayla grins to herself as she finally finds that spell, and then turns towards the Soulraze Headquarters, laughing a cheerful laugh.
==>
She whips out her staff and points it towards the building, and expands her energy in order to make her will reality. All around the base, explosives begin appearing. c4's, frag grenades, cartoonish tnt, dhyny, a couple chemical mixes, etc. everything that could explode basically appears in various locations there.
==>
She giggles once and taps her staff, causing all of the explosives scattered throughout the Headquarters to simultaneously go off

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The explosion sends a giant ripple up Xerath's bodyguarding shield... and it's flung out all over the battlefield! All 5 Soulraze foot soldiers are slain, and the rest of the explosion hits the Void Spiders, killing one and heavily damaging another!

Xerath: Not even charged attacks can get through me! Thanks for taking care of some of those nuisances, though.

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Cera, Ash, and Jamie realize that they're on the verge of BOSS TIME, and begin charging, readying to strike the boss when it appears.

Xerath orders his HQ into SUPER DOUBLEFAST production mode, meaning he'll get another 5 builders each round!

Xerath: This is a good strategy. I can do this all day.

V:

Three void Spiders, one by force, charge at the Scarlet Prince! They deal 14,000 damage and take his attack shield! Two more charge at Winkins Mason units, one killing his guard and True Mason, and the other obliterating the under-construction barracks! The Mason forces are completely destroyed. Trying to resummon them now would hit them with the curse of repetitiveness. Something new must be thought of. The last Void Spider charges at BrutalCore, taking 10,000 of his HP!

Are the Void Spiders eyeing the Starcraft army? They are. Looks like these guys don't like Army-style units.

AG:

In the BATTLE OF THE SUBCONSCIOUS, Sunbreaker and his 1,000,000 clones all vacuum up one speck of godmodding dust each! Hah!

The only enemies standing right now are the Void Spiders! The Goat, the Starcraft Army, and the Balls of Steel-1 all attack the heavily injured one, slaying it! BrutalCore, the Scarlet Prince, and the Goat attack another, dealing 32,000 damage! The Godslayer aims its weaponry at a third, dealing enough damage to kill it!

Progress continues aboard the Space Station. The portal in the portal frame reaches 100%, giving them Lament the Technician, a powerful worker worth 30 space engineers and also with a special building ability... he knows coding and AI.

But then, suddenly... 10 space engineers are found to be dead! But all your candidates were imprisoned last night! Wait... don't you have security cameras in their rooms? What's more, the Reinforcement Beacon is now full of that strange teal goop... it's totally offline right now.

PG:

In the BATTLE OF THE SUBCONSCIOUS, all the vacuums held by Sunbreaker suddenly begin trying to suck up their owners! All 1,000,000 of them! Looks like the godmodding dust managed to hack into the Poltergusts, and now they're working for the bit of godmodding dust in each of them! Quick! Help them!

The Soulraze forces get 15 new builders. That's about it from them.


The godmodder looks at his watch. It's currently "225 HP"-o-clock. That means it's time! He'll let the Neutrals go first...

N:

The Sith Army attacks an injured Void Spider for 3,000 damage. Eternalstruggle's beacon keeps humming.

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Winkins the godmodder sends an entire herd of Disney animal friends to fetch Starcalibur from you!

Also, he summons Tinkerbell, who appears to be headed for you with magical pixie dust that makes you sleepy, and completely helpless!

(You need to counter both attacks!)

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A loud cackling echoes across the field...


BOSS BATTLE TIME!


A shadow runs across the ground. Sprinting, sprinting, sprinting... he's under... That-Random-Guy! Laughing, he reaches out with his hand, a physical tendril of shadow, the dual-sword emblem tattooed on its wrist, reaching out of the ground and wrapping itself around Random-Guy's leg... a portal opens underneath him for only a moment, and he's sucked in! The shadow sprints away, leaving you stunned... but the rest of you are next.

Meet the SEALED PLAYER THIEF.


That-Random-Guy finds himself in a place of darkness... He uses his Player Powers to conjure a lantern, but the darkness is so thick and palpable, it only penetrates a few feet... He hears skittering in the distance... closer... closer... He's surrounded. The only way out is for the players up above to slay the Player Thief!

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ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Protect the Godslayer!
-Defeat Xerath and the Soulraze Forces!
-Help Sunbreaker's Subconscious win the Battle of the Subconscious!
-Defeat the Sealed Player Thief before it takes everyone!

Minor tasks:

Spoiler

Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities! Find the mysterious saboteur aboard the Space Station!
Protect the SCVs building Starcraft buildings!
Protect Doormaker! He can help with any portal-related tasks!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
Eternalstruggle's beacon will call in a spaceship! But he's neutral, so is it a good or bad thing?
The Soulraze builders and their contraptions are high priority, buffing the main Soulraze army!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

BATTLE OF THE SUBCONSCIOUS:

Sunbreaker: Broken Sword, one million clones with one million poltergusts
Godmodder: DUST MODE, controlling one million Poltergusts from the inside!

[AG]Godslayer: 200,000/200,000 HP, 22,000 x 2A, Specials: Target Strike (ready in 1!), Collide (ready in 3!)(Boss)(15% dodge chance)(protected from 2 attacks)
[AG]Cera(1/2)
[AG]Ash(1/2)
[AG]Jamie(1/2)

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(20% dodge rate)(dodge rune: 75% complete)
Perfectly Generic Castle: 20,000/20,000 HP (protecting Space Station)
Shield array(protecting space station), Shield generator (-1,000 damage to all AG forces)(OFFLINE)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 4!)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)(OFFLINE)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: Mysterious Portal(100% open)(+33% open per turn)
Very Large Room: 66% complete(cost: 15)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 191(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)
Arengith the Enchanter: 6,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)
Winry: 6,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability)
Candidates:

Spoiler

Cameron: Has granola bar
Bob: Has flashlight
Joe: Has spoon
Jill: Has wrench
Jack: Has car keys
Zeta: Has phone
Alpha: Has credit card
Billy: Has raincoat
Winry: Corebrute's friend, has toolkit
Zilly: Has mysterious package
All imprisoned!

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)(portal-shielding Scarlet Prince)
Scarlet Prince: 36,000/50,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(guarding Doormaker)(protected from 1 attack)

[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(2,600 TA)(DEFENSE MODE):
SCVs: 30/30 x 13 HP
Marines: 100 x 4 HP, 100 x 5A
Marauders: 300 x 2 HP, 200 x 3A
Hellions: 300 x 4 HP, 300 x 5A
Command centers: 5,000/5,000 x 2 HP (+2 SCVs per turn)
Barracks: 1,000/3,000 HP(+1 marine per turn)
Barracks: 44% complete (cost: 1 SCV = 5.5%)
Factory: 4,000/4,000 HP(+1 Hellion per turn)

[AG - Corebrute]BrutalCore: 30,000/40,000 HP, 10,000A
Goat: 14,000/14,000, 2,000 x 2A (Must have different targets)

[AG - Hungry Visitor]Balls of Steel-1: 3,001 x 6 HP, HP/4A (protected from 2 attack)(+500 HP to all in 1!)

[N]Slots Machine: 50,000/50,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - EternalStruggle]Reinforcement beacon: 5,000/5,000 HP (Calling spaceship in 6!)(+1 attack shield in 2!)(1 last-ditch defense)(protected from 4 attack)(10% dodge rate)
Shield: 25,000/25,000 HP

[N - Winkins]Sith army: 5,000/5,000 HP, 3,000A

[P]Peacekeepers(233,575 total attack)(Unbribable):
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 10,000/10,000 HP
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 999, 225x999A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners III: 50/50 HP x 30, 360x30A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 125/125 x 20 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 40(building death-elite training camp, done in 3!)(converting refineries into shield generators, done in 7!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 50, researching safe Godmod gear(done in 3!)(researching improved machine gunners, done in 4!)
HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 2, calling in 959 engineers, calling in 949 scientists (done with both in 4!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x3 HP (producing machine gunners x 939, Medics x 979, done with both in 4!)
Bar/Brewery
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped), Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways

[SR]Soulraze Foot Soldiers: 1,000 x 0 HP, 1,000 x 0A

[SR]Soulraze Builders: 800 x 15 HP
Barracks: 10% complete (1 builder = 2% completion)
Super Barracks: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Regen Generator: 12% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Anti-Everything Turret: 0% complete (1 builder = 1.5% completion)

[SR]Soulraze Guard: 3,000 x 0 HP, 250 x 0A (not currently protecting anyone - getting in the way of all AG attacks!)

[N-1]Xerath (bodyguarding Headquarters)
[SR]Soulraze Headquarters: 88,000/100,000 HP (+15 builders each turn)(Thresher Maw, -4,000 HP each turn)

[PG]Sealed Player Thief: 150,000/150,000 HP, 10,000A + x1 Player Steal (Boss)(-3,000 damage from all attacks)
Shadow Realm:

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That-Random-Guy

[V]Shadow Beast: ???/??? HP, ???A
Shadow Beast: ???/??? HP, ???A
Shadow Beast: ???/??? HP, ???A

[PG]Shadow Beacon: ???/??? HP

Needs light!

[PG]Godmodder: 225/300 HP(+1 action buff ticket)(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)

[V]Void Spiders: 39,000 x 3, + 4,000 x 1 HP, 10,000 x 4A (-4,000 HP to each every turn)


Player info:

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Captain.cat
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21 (Charge: 1/???)
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 16/100)(Targeted by Dreadnought)(effect-curing power)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Claim Ticket - Redeemable on Update 58, expires Update 60)(Temporal Shenanigans: 11/20)(Minor Healing Ticket)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)
Hungry visitor(Ascendance)
[N+1]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
The_Two_Eternities
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)
[N+1]JoeBOB
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man(5/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)
Cyanogist(3/9)
[N-1]Little Hunter (annoyed)
gilded king(5/20)
Pionoplayer
Trifling Epithet
Darshelenas Sunbreaker(in TF2 Zoo)
[N]Winkins(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
mastigos2(2/?)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condensor(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 14
Portal Gun
Charge Booster (damage: 0/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks