Defeat The Godmodder

Featherfall · Nov 16, 2017

In the Battlefield of the Subconscious, a purple holographic Terry, wearing a glove with a weird contraption built into it, breaks through a window, into the battle.

He turns its knob. The Godmodder's status goes from Fine, to 1:1, to Rough, and finally, to Coarse. He turns its key, and the Godmodder decays rapidly.

It suddenly occurs to you that this is a reference to something.

The_Two_Eternities · Nov 16, 2017

Cyanogynist said:
In the Battlefield of the Subconscious, a purple holographic Terry, wearing a glove with a weird contraption built into it, breaks through a window, into the battle.

He turns its knob. The Godmodder's status goes from Fine, to 1:1, to Rough, and finally, to Coarse. He turns its key, and the Godmodder decays rapidly.

It suddenly occurs to you that this is a reference to something.

Name: Cyanogynist (Member of GoI-π: "The Players") (First name is Terry)
Date: 11/15/2017
Total Items: One (1) copy of the Godmodder (PoI-π)

Input: One (1) copy of the Godmodder (PoI-π)
Setting: Coarse
Output: Unknown, PoI-π takes damage in groups, and no such group has arrived after this test was conducted. (This ability appears to extend to all kinds of damage.)
Note: Terry, if you want to make a reference to skips, you should use the proper format, if there is one.
- MTF Operative [REDACTED], Omega-12

(OOC: Nullpost)

hungry visitor · Nov 16, 2017

Slick146 said:
Suddenly, a new player appears!

He has no clue what is going on, and instead starts looking for somewhere to hide.

OH a new player! Wanna join the

hungry visitor said:
now join the "Communistic Democratic AG players" (CODE-AG) by writing: I join CODE-AG.

This is how this works:

By joining you give your actions to the CODE-AG, but gain the right to vote for the plan of the CODE-AG. The plan with the most votes wins.

Pros:

Better Coordination

Idling will not be useless

No argument over Starcalibur

Hivemind

AG is communism

Cons:

Not everyone will like the plan

No secret plans

Excessive planning

Must post winning plan before update

Anti-capitalistic system

For ~~profit~~ and efficiency?

CoreBrute · Nov 16, 2017

IC: CoreBrute, whose returned with new knowledge (which he shared with the others) turns to the new arrival Slick146.

"Hey pal, just take a breath. I know this must be scary for you. If you need a place to take a breather, sort out what's happened, I recommend either the Godslayer," Points at the large AG warship, "for real defense, although it's usually a target. Alternatively, there's the zoo," He points at the zoo Eevee shadow bacon, where Darshelenas Sunbreaker is playing poker with the animals. "Which, while it lacks defense, isn't exactly somewhere the PG people seem to be targeting. Also, Eevee works hard to keep that place safe, so it's a good place to lay low.

"If you need any advice while here, feel free to ask me or my alternate universe version of myself." He points at BrutalCore. "Take care, stay alive, and don't do drugs. Trust me, I've done them all-they're never worth it."

Page of Time · Nov 16, 2017

I dissapear.
The cheery girl, meanwhile, takes a basketball, makes it really big, and slam dunks it on the Soulraze Foot Soldiers.

Slick146 · Nov 16, 2017

CoreBrute said:
IC: CoreBrute, whose returned with new knowledge (which he shared with the others) turns to the new arrival Slick146.

"Hey pal, just take a breath. I know this must be scary for you. If you need a place to take a breather, sort out what's happened, I recommend either the Godslayer," Points at the large AG warship, "for real defense, although it's usually a target. Alternatively, there's the zoo," He points at the zoo Eevee shadow bacon, where Darshelenas Sunbreaker is playing poker with the animals. "Which, while it lacks defense, isn't exactly somewhere the PG people seem to be targeting. Also, Eevee works hard to keep that place safe, so it's a good place to lay low.

"If you need any advice while here, feel free to ask me or my alternate universe version of myself." He points at BrutalCore. "Take care, stay alive, and don't do drugs. Trust me, I've done them all-they're never worth it."

"Gee...thanks." Slick mumbles, trying to think. "So, we fighting this Godmodder right? Uh.....we need to kill him with a godslaying weapon?"

Then he brightened, smirking."Oh! I am currently developing a plan of attack! Want to help me out with it?"

hungry visitor · Nov 16, 2017

Slick146 said:
"Oh! I am currently developing a plan of attack! Want to help me out with it?"

You wanna join CODE-AG?
I will give up my healing stones for this plan if it is a good one.

CoreBrute · Nov 16, 2017

"Actually we've found the best way to hurt him so far is to whittle him down with variable ridiculously powerful and unexpected attacks, but I'm happy to be proven wrong."

CoreBrute gently pushes away hungry visitor's prosletyising attempt, and leans in conspiratorially close to Slick146.

"Sure, but whisper it to me. Godmodder likes to spy on us."

OOC: Slick, if you want to discuss plans, why not talk in the OOC thread, so we don't clog this thread up? This way, we can say IC you whispered your plan to me (and anyone else interested), without confusing the GM.

The_Two_Eternities · Nov 16, 2017

hungry visitor said:
You wanna join CODE-AG?
I will give up my healing stones for this plan if it is a good one.

You can't get the Healing Stones back. The worse off a Godmodder is, the less likely it is that his forces can be mind-controlled or turned or whatever.

hungry visitor · Nov 16, 2017

CoreBrute said:
CoreBrute gently pushes away hungry visitor's prosletyising attempt

No fair! (as expected from someone that actively helped killing me as HarVester)

The_Two_Eternities said:
You can't get the Healing Stones back. The worse off a Godmodder is, the less likely it is that his forces can be mind-controlled or turned or whatever.

As if you would not want your forces back if THEY had been taken! I invested at least ten minutes at designing those stones. Iwantthembacknowatallcost.

MrMirrorMan · Nov 16, 2017

ACTION:2/3 ITEM(S): 1x2,000 Damage Lottery Token
AMOUNT:1/3
CHARGE:5/10

ACTION 1: I charge up my charge.

The_Two_Eternities · Nov 16, 2017

hungry visitor said:
No fair! (as expected from someone that actively helped killing me as HarVester)

As if you would not want your forces back if THEY had been taken! I invested at least ten minutes at designing those stones. Iwantthembacknowatallcost.

Oh sure, like I didn't actively help kill you as HarVester.

It's true, I would. However, I'm just saying that your attempts are unlikely to succeed.

Moniker · Nov 16, 2017

CaptainNZZZ said:
"Well those Void entities are doing better than expected." I mutter as I continue to charge. (Temporal Shenanigans: 8/20) (x2)

Walking over to another part of the HEXAGONAFIELD I try my luck at the Slots Machine. (x1)

Charging...

SLOTS ROLL: 1 8 1

Lucky! You get one Minor Healing Ticket. All of these tickets can be expended without you needing to use a turn, by the by.

Darshelenas Sunbreaker said:
My subconsciousness knowing he can't possibly defeat the godmodder warps reality so all of the player's subconscious start manifesting themselves.

My subconsciousness then plants an infinate amount of seeds of himself everywhere so that everytime he is killed off he respawns.

I befriend a monkey at the zoo..

Sunbreaker is now backed by an army of fellow subconscious player versions! Also, he has infinite respawn seeds!

Winkins said:
(Free action): I take a few party hats and noisemakers from a box and toss the box to the middle of the HEXAGONAFIELD with a note saying "Its the 50th turn of the Hexagon Field! PS:Celebrate in Moderation" in hopes of not killing someone over this before going back to my small group and celebrating the fiftieth turn of the HEXAGONAFIELD's life despite that turn ending last turn. (The 50th Update! Woo!)

Mulls over about the the 'Timely' colored looking asterisk that seems to be sitting in the inventory but goes back to getting to the task at hand.

(Actions!)(3 Charges)
(1 Charge) I simply pout under almost everyone's scrutiny and point out the entities being brought by the barrack to the field have ZERO offensive capability while I provide enough help to the construction of the barrack that it will finish once the True Masons finished their respected parts.
(2 Charges) Before I move to perform a big summon I was caught off guard by Corebrute's entity Kippers, and was handed the command of the of the feline warband. While in totes ecstasy, I gather the charges from my main project and and summon the Catmancer asterisk and change jobs to that class. Immediatly afterwords, I utilize the class command 'Purrfect Stance' increasing the felines dodge chance to 50% for 10 turns to witness the dance of ominous light and CATS.

(Orders)
I call for the Mason Guards to only protect the True Mason as the felines Sith are here to prove their strength.
The feline Sith begins their carnage, starting with the Soulraze footmen. I remind them to tell Corebrute to bring cookies to his next meeting should they see him.

Update 50! Hurrah indeed! +6,000 HP to the barracks!

Wait... Sith... what... When your post actions aren't in chronological order, it's really confusing!

Daskter said:
Using the powers of explosive explosions to make it rain explosives on to the healing stones and the SR army...

Seeing how my army is progressing a bit too slowly i summon a bunch of construction supplys to make the SCV lives easier.

The SCVS now have SUPPLIES! This gives them a .5% buff to all their building speed.

The_Two_Eternities said:
The Soulraze Lieutenant gulps nervously. A FOCUSed action could kill him, if it were creative enough.

"Second Scarlet Prince, attack the Soulraze Foot Soldiers! Doormaker, keep portal-protecting the Second Scarlet Prince!"

Noticing the Soulraze Lieutenant's plight, I walk up to him, and show him funny memes to try to restore his spirit. Except... Oops.

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(OOC: This is me FOCUSing and killing the Soulraze Lieutenant. For context, SCP-3078 - SCP Foundation)

Soulraze Lieutenant slain!

Little_Hunter said:
The Airdrop Starship is suddenly informed it has to unlock the ability to not crash via amassing enough DROPBOX CHIPS:tm: It promptly gets all but one of them, moments before crashing into the Soulraze Headquarters.
FIVEOFLIGHTS

7,000 damage to the airdrop starship!

MooGoesCow21 said:
I go up to the space station and start dedicating the space station to Autochthon the god of Technology and Innovation

You are now dedicating the Space Station to Autochthon - the GOD OF TECHNOLOGY! He can give you great things, but he demands SACRIFICE. What do you put on the table?

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I get a letter. "Oh, this is for someone else."
I stand up and walk to the Godmodder, and ask "Are you the Godmodder, if so I've got a letter for you." I hand him A.
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A rimshot is heard in the distance.

Roll for damage dealt to the GM and his forces.

Trying to defeat the godmodder with... random damage rolls? Well, we know how this works from the last person who tried it. You roll a d10, the godmodder rolls a d10,000.

You: 8
Godmodder: 9077

You lose.

The_Two_Eternities said:
Today on Errorbusters: Soulraze & Spiders!

"Alfa": "And here we have a group of five terrified robo-beavers, proper name Soulraze Builder, who have abandoned their normal building routine to huddle around in terror as their comrades are slaughtered."
"Bravo": "If their armor wasn't so thick, I'd finish the job."
"Alfa": "As you can see, this proves that the phrase "busy as a robo-beaver" redundant. (Later, Bravo)"

"Alfa": "This is the ghost giant flee spider, proper name Void Spider, that has managed to continue dealing damage even after being brutally killed by a pride of robo-lions."
"Bravo": "It's unnatural. Let's hope it goes away."
"Alfa": "This calls everything we thought we knew about entity death into question. How long has the shadow war of dead entities been going on for? I hope it's just an error in the footage."

(This is not supposed to be disparaging, just had the idea for a sort of Mythbusters parody thing)

Bravo! The pride of robo-lions deals 8,000 damage to a void spider!

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I look up too see a bag of notes being dropped on me. I look at the address and realise that it's for someone else, again.
I walk up to the Godmodder and ask, "Hey, are you the Godmodder? If so, here are some note for you."
I open the bag, and Thriller starts playing.
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A rimshot is hear in the distance.

Roll for damage dealt to GM and his forces.

You: 1
Godmodder: 2211

You lose.

gilded king said:
I make giant asteroids that somehow spawns from the thresher's skin. After that , I cast curaga on the shield generator and BrutalCore

+6,000 HP to Shield generator and BrutalCore! Xerath leaps in the way of all your asteroids - only Yorehammer-boosted attacks are getting past him!

JOEbobobob said:
16/16 that mem'ry left so far behind
Somno the dreamer.
4
"why not see it through his eyes?"
HP: about normal for if he was a 11-turn.
Passive: convenience. acts before the soulraze troops do, but otherwise normally. to put it another way, if a SR troop trys to interfere, somno will immediately and magically act before them. effective only on the first round of somno's existence.
Passive: 4th equation. this ability takes 5 of the actions/charges invested in somno. on death, drops their equation, which becomes mine. it has a pretty long charge-time, but eventually I can use it to mimic Somno's abilitys, with the charge up being proportional to the cooldown when somno uses them:
active: past echo in the lanterns light. can direct his lantern light to an area, showing who was there recently and what they where doing, like a movie. takes action, no cooldown.
Active: seen through their eyes. Somno can target 2 beings. as long as neither dodges, the first being is unaffected, and the second being begins to experience the first's memories of whatever Somno wanted them to see, from the first persons perspective. 2 turn cooldown [that is, he can't act for 2 turns afterwards], which is also the maximum time the second person can spend in the firsts memories. somno's death will not stop a seen through their eyes that is already active.
Active: cut through the lies. 1 turn cooldown[that is, he can't act for 1 turn afterwards]. can detect if a statement is A) a lie or B) misleading as far as what it suggests is true or what it suggests you should do. doesn't work on statements by beings if they where made solely so he could use cut through the lies on them.
FOCUS:
I grab yorehammer from Eevee as they agreed to in the OOC thread. it goes into my inventory. I grab the godmodder. if he dodges, he finds himself standing where he was a few moments ago, with somno's design somewhat different and my armor embroidery different. I grab him anyway. a Surge of energy pulses through my arm, and he is stunned. he'd block, but yorehammer, and dodging just shifts reality and moves him back a moment. no, he can't stack back-in-times to go to the past, he'll always rewind to the same place and time.
the stun won't quiiiite last to his action, just until a moment past the neutral turn's time. I turn, and pull him with me, between me and somno, with the godmodder slightly above me from the upwards momentum and somno's lantern above both of us.
Somno uses Seen through their eyes on the godmodder and I (the godmodder is the first person, I'm the second).
the godmodder is still stunned, and I am willing. a beam of teal light shoots from somno's lantern, entering the godmodder's head through the eyes and mouth. the beam then exits, phasing through the back of the godmodders head, and shinning on me.
the thing somno wanted me to see is "the godmodder half a minute before acquiring the soul orb, with the memory continuing to play as he obtains it, and then for a few moments afterwards, as well as allowing me to actually see the soul orb.".
as I enter the memory, I preform one last action: Dropping yorehammer into the player inventory, for the next person who wants it to claim it, probably Eevee.
oh and I obviously ignore the charge stone trap because I don't like charge stones much, the entropy rolls are weird.
lastly, remember, I'm not [AG], I'm [N], which that-random-guy seems to have forgotten since he said AG attack'd be [X] + however much my entity does and my entity isn't AG (or for combat) so...

Somno summoned! Primarily as an information-gathering entity, he can act immediately on your command, available for as long as he is alive.

After using Yorehammer to stun the godmodder, Somno begins beaming the godmodder's memories into your mind. This was a terrible idea. Godmodders put all kinds of defenses around their mind - and while Yorehammer ensures you can access the godmodder's memories, it does not protect you from the extreme mental strain of doing so or the searing, searing pain from the godmodder's psychic powers. Your head swims... everything is burning... but... you can see something...

Your vision is murky... you make out a dark room, lit solely by a glowing blue object in the center... is it... the Soul Orb? It's the same color as the light illuminating the HEXAGONAFIELD...

The godmodder approaches it slowly. Cautiously. It's definitely him, but... he carries himself differently, like he's a different person...

He puts his hands around the Soul Orb, and picks it up. Examines it. And then... he smiles.

You can't take any more! It's too much!

You're on the ground, panting. You don't even remember falling down. You go to pick up Yoreha- wait, it's not there anymore.

The godmodder recovered from his stunning before you did, and he got the Yorehammer back in the meantime. He doesn't look very happy with you. Nobody likes having their memories invaded, but memory invasion seems to be the theme of these last few updates.

pionoplayer said:
Alright, I WAS going to do my charges all in a specific order, but I guess I can't really ask somebody to shield my artifact for me, so here goes doing things out of order.

Action 1:
The marketplace surrounds me, and I resist the sudden urge to burn the whole thing to the ground on grounds of paranoia. the child runs past, and I feel my pockets grow lighter.
Wait. How are my pockets lighter if I don't keep anything in my pockets... I ruminate on this for a few moments before realizing that the helium balloons that the child stuffed in my pockets are lifting me up in the air, away from the marketplace where all kinds of thieves might be waiting to steal starcalibur, which has clearly been in my INVENTORY, not my pockets, this whole time.
And then I decide to nuke the marketplace anyways, dropping a massive tanker truck right into the middle of it with a portal, before taking out a pistol with explosive rounds and firing into ithe truck. The entire marketplace ignites when showered in burning oil.

Action 2:
The improbability drive continues puttering along, almost switching gears to start doing 3 post charges, but then I realize I can do 2 post charges just as easily and leave myself an extra action to boot. So here we are.
1/2 for Up top!

Action 3:
2/2 for Up Top!
Expending...
My hand starts itching. I look at my watch, and roll my eyes. It seems I have 2 minutes to perform a high five before my hand bursts into flames. That would be kinda annoying, although not particularly harmful. Either way, spontaneous combustion is a pain in the neck and I'd rather not undergo it.
So I begin looking for a highfive candidate. I consider high fiving the lieutenant's face with a chair, but he's already taken care of, and I don't know if chair-fives count for putting out my smoldering hand.
I look around, I could high five one of the starcraft soldiers, but high fiving just one guy would not be nearly incredible enough.
Then I look up to the sky.
Perfect.
I rise up on my boots of flight and fly towards the Godslayer.
"UP TOP!"
And of course, against all odds (because when isn't it?) the Godslayer grows an absolutely enormous hand, and swings it down towards me. I roll my should and swing to meet it, and a deafening shockwave scatters across the battlefield. Visible airwaves like in those animes when two people punch each other's fists rocket outwards blowing everyone backwards (for flavor text, not damage)
The raw, burning energy in my hand is transferred to the Godslayer, filling it with an inner fire. This has two effects. First, the Godslayer starts to glow. And second, the Godslayer gets an attack power boost.

Action 4:
The improbability drive sputters for a bit, like it usually does upon completing a charge, and then starts up another one.
1/2 for Don't Forget to Digest It.

Action 5:
Time for an intermission!
Got your popcorn? Good, I do too. Lots of it. My inventory has an entire warehouse full of different kinds of popcorn in it. Which is simultaneously rather worrying and really awesome.
Anyways, I reach in and grab something special: The bag of infinite popcorn.
I crick it open a little bit. The world rumbles.
I pop it all the way open and the soulraze elite finds itself buried under a colossal wave of popcorn. If the soulraze elite is dead, then the geyser of popcorn is direct at the airdrop starship, blasting it out of the air with the sheer force of the popcorn.
*Munch munch*
"Eh, could use a bit more butter."

Action 6:
2/2 for Don't Forget to Digest It.
Expending...
I look at my watch, then look up, and dive out of the way as a massive tv screen falls from the sky.
A little jingle and a quick drum beat pop up and the following ad plays on the tv screen:

Disclaimer:
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Tem would pay One MILLION gold for Temmie flakes! Awawawawawa
H0i! I'm temmie! and this is my friend, temmie flakes breakfast cereal!
H0i! I'm bob.
Temmie flakes make you strong! But not too strong, muscles NOT CUTE! Muscles not cute.
Awawawawawa
Temmie flakes, SUCH A CUTE!
Never had temmie flakes? That's okayyyy Tem understand.
TEM COMING TO KILL YOU.
You think this is a joke?
Buy temmie flakes!
Yaya!
Special Surprise in every box!
Surprise is temmie flakes.

I stand back.
"That was... weird."
A giant arm reaches out of the tv screen, holding a bowl full of temmie flakes, escalated to massive size to account for the size of the tv. The arm reaches up and over and down and around and basically does a single massive loop of the battlefield at weird right angles until it comes up to the second scarlet prince and shoves the entire bowl of temmie flakes down his mouth for massive amounts of healing.
The arm then retracts all the way back it had come from, following the exact path, snapping back into the tv which then teeters back and forth before falling over and shattering.
"That was even weirder."
(This is a heal on the scarlet prince)

Godslayer attack slightly boosted! Theft attempt thwarted! 8,000 damage to the elite! Scarlet Prince fully healed!

EternalStruggle said:
The man looks at the bugs that attacked his shield, then at his shield, and shrugs. Looks like the Soulraze Forces are almost wiped out, excepting their HQ. When some random bugs are probably a far bigger threat than your emergency "oh hell" troops, you're not too great, Godmodder. This is actually kinda embarrassing for him. Well, he's sure that the foe's project charge and next Sealed Minion will prove to be better. At least these guys did get the AG situation kinda under control, so it's not a complete loss. The Godslayer still hasn't taken any hull damage though, that's certainly bad for the enemy.

Oh yeah, the shield.

FOCUS

The man waves his hands about in the direction of the shield, and reverses the flow of time in that precise area. Only around the shield, of course, not around the generator and the beacon. Hence, he turns back the clock to before the bugs attacked, hence undoing the damage they had dealt, and returning the energy field to full integrity while not adding another turn to the Beacon's timer. Speaking of, about halfway there. A good sign.

Shield restored to full!

hungry visitor said:
The stones do not care. They don't want to do anything, they just do what they are made for. Thus they themselves do not benefit from anything.

Oh what about my stone of stone upgrade? It should prevent them harming AG units.

A better AND bigger AND more durable bug? I will tell you why we don't have that kind of bug in reality and use this.
I use a conventional physics and biology-beam. This exposes the insect to the infinite gravity, the Hexagonafield possesses by having infinite size, also he suffocates because his exoskeleton (it is also thicker to make him more durable and to support the extra weight he gains from greater size) can't let through enough air to supply enough O², which is needed for important processes that keep him alive. The bug is dead. Again.

I upgrade the healing stones and now they are immune to any animal (humans too) that try to directly control them. Instead they will control the being that tries to control them.

I give the healing stones a conceptual attack shield. I define as an attack any stuff that doesn't please me, that happens to them. If something happens (and does not explain why this was possible) and it does not please me, I will write a small letter to Nature, which will erase the evildoer.

With slight annoyance

hungry visitor.

PS: Bigger does not equal better.

Just because the Healing Stones are unaware of the benefits they receive, nor do they want the benefits, does not mean they do not get benefits. The Law of Benevolence does not affect them.

The godmodder carefully considers what you're implying... the HEXAGONAFIELD has infinite size, and so infinite gravity... you know what, he doesn't even want to deal with that. Look, just... take your Healing Stones back, okay?

The Healing Stones have a conceptual attack shield! It works just as a normal attack shield. But in concept!

MrMirrorMan said:
ACTION:1/3 ITEM(S): 1x2,000 Damage Lottery Token
AMOUNT:2/3
CHARGE:4/10

ACTION 1: First, I let my illegal contacts know that their payment will be in paid in the standardized format. Seeing the link, I know I have caught someone's attention, so I back up everything but the message I have been sent onto a separate hard-drive, in case this is an attempt to sabotage me. I then put the text I have been given into the searchbar and search for the .net I have been given.

ACTION 2:[X]Roll Slots. Also, I have been thinking of creating two smaller slots, one that has 1-4, with the other being 5-8, so as to improve the chances of actually getting something from the slots.

SLOTS ROLL: 8 6 5

You come to a strange and mysterious site... Simple, black text is readable.

ULTIMATE GAMBLING SHOWDOWN TONIGHT
Location: 3214 Address Road
Start time: 9 PM
Arrival by proxy accepted
Minimum Bet: $1,000,000
GRAND PRIZE: Infinityleaf Clover

As soon as you finish reading, your computer begins to heat up, then melts into a puddle of goo. You didn't even use a VPN, or anonymous browser, or antivirus. What did you expect to happen? Good thing you had that hard drive.

In any event... you may have found a sidequest.

Eevee shadow bacon said:
I look up to see some flowers dropped on me, with a name tag. I sigh, " I don't know who's the dimensional mailman, but he need better glasses."
I head to the Godmodder. "Hey, here's some flowers". I throw them to him and when he grabs them, they explode into white powder.
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Suddenly Fozzie Bear appears, goes Waka waka, and vanishes.
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Roll for damage to the GM and his forces.

You: 4
Godmodder: 2599

You lose.

Trifling Epithet said:
9/12 A Rather Explosive Spell
Jayla groans at the annoyance of having to look for a specific series of words for something as simple as making things explode

You could just use dynamite... Nah, dynamite wouldn't be nearly as strong.

Charging...

Slick146 said:
Suddenly, a new player appears!

He has no clue what is going on, and instead starts looking for somewhere to hide.

Welcome! The other players seem to be giving you appropriate guidance, but for immediate advice, feel free to gaze upon the itinerary.

Ranger_Strider_ said:
See? Just emulate the king of Babylon and you can damage the Godmodder.... wait... IDEA!
YOU! I point at the Soulraze Elite. Yes YOU!
Do you honestly think you can simply do what you want on this field?
This is my land now.
And you will die. MONGREL!
A sunbeam fires from somewhere with the intent to fry him.
Beginning to call forth RELENTLESS RAGE (2/5)

EY Newbie! I point at Slick146. See that one over there? The Godmodder? He'll kill everything you know if you don't help us fight him and his army. Join us comrade!

8,000 damage to the Soulraze elite! You are calling forth RELENTLESS RAGE.

CoreBrute said:
While CoreBrute had vanished, his power was still present. And his power was felt through his allies, reverberating through them.

ACTION 1: The once infantile insectoid Evolved Rust Monsters had matured, finally deciding it was time to 'leave the nest' of their mother, seek to make families of their own. Of course there weren't many opportunities for giant insect monsters to find love in this cruel HEXagon world. Then a sexy group of sisters crawled out on 8 pairs of legs, eating everything in the name of the Void. The perfect type for horny unsupervised young bloods.

The Void Spiders found themselves surrounded by a legion of Evolved Rust Monsters. Suddenly they grabbed as many of the spiders as they could and proceeded to do as Nature intended. They Synthesized.

Void Spiders and Rust Monsters turned into white balls, shooting off into the sky before merging together into an egg. As David Attenborough would tell you, (if he hadn't been rendered insane by Cthulhu) this egg contains the child of the parents, who have both vanished forever. These eggs, when they hatch next turn, will make monsters that contain traits of both their parents, probably a new species. Of course the fact they will be part Rust Monster, means they will be subject to Rust Mother (Grandmother?) and thus firmly on CoreBrute's side.

ACTION 2: A familiar large Executor-class Star Dreadnought popped into existence above the field, before floating down. The cargo door opened and Kippers, the Khajit Sith Lord, walked out. Surrounding him were several figures in dark robes like his.

"Now my apprentices," He addressed the figures. "It is time to test your skill and whet your bloodlust in true battle. I expect to see true depravity from all of you, no mercy shown to any adversary." He pointed a hand at the Soul Razer forces. "Those look like good targets. Go decimate those numbers. Now," He stopped as he glanced around. "Wait, where's CoreBrute? I was hoping he'd lead this little squad.

"Excuse me sir," He called out to Winkins. "Would you have any interest in leading a small force of feline warriors into battle?" You noticed all the hooded apprentices are humanoid cats from various franchises. "Don't stress too much," He leaned into a conspiratorial whisper. "if you get most of them killed. I'm trying to cull the herd so to speak. Only the strong survive in the Sith, Rule of Twi, yada yada. Go nuts." He leaves and heads back to the ship.

"If you see CoreBrute let him know it's his turn to bring cookies to the next meeting!" He said, before the ship closed and he flew off, leaving you with a glaring of Sith.

ACTION 3: As all this distraction is going on, good old Handy the virus, wandered over to the Soul Razer's Anti-Everything Turret. Impressed, it wandered over to the electronics side. Then, using it's power as a sentient virus, disappeared into the machine's systems. [1/4 Turns, hacking/converting the Anti-Everything Turret]

ENTITY ACTION: BrutalCore, irritated that he keeps losing his health, starts grabbing the PG healing stones and throwing them so fast, they end up in other dimensions. Out of range of this battlefield at least.

The Rust Monsters... and the Void Spiders? I don't even know what to think about this... This coming turn, the Rust Mother will be buffed quite a bit! The Sith army has appeared under Winkin's command! They're kinda wimpy, though. Most of them will likely be culled.

You have begun converting the hardly-built anti-everything turret! It's basically just a metal structure at this point, so you might have to do the building part yourself. After you do the converting part.

Darshelenas Sunbreaker said:
My subconsciousness puts up shields while trying to heal himself

Meanwhile

I'm playing poker with the zoo animals

Your subconscious restores some of his bones, and gets a shield up!

MooGoesCow21 said:
I sigh and say to Xerath "Wow and you believed the Godmodder that he wouldn't harm her, she is probably being horribly tortured by a clone of his right now after all you can only sense if she is alive so you have left her to a Terrible fate of torture working for an enemy that never intends to give her back im sure if Alice was here she would be disgusted by you"

Xerath: ...That's not true.

It looks like he wants to say more, but he restrains himself.

Captain.Cat said:
-Focus action- "Hindenburg Disaster: The Sequel!"

Looking over at the Airdrop Starship I think to myself. 'That Ship has been active for to long, Time to bring it down.' I creak my neck and take in a breath of air and then exhale. 'I wish to be teleported onto the Airdrop Starship.' Suddenly I find my self inside somewhere in the Starship. 'Hmm, where am I?" Looking around I see a Soulrazer Maintenance technician stare back at be in shock. "Hi..." I say awkwardly. Suddenly in a rush the Technician brings out a radio and starts yelling. "Intruder in Maintenance Sha- AAAAGGGGGHH!" Before he could say anything else I thrust my spear into the Technician's the chest killing him immediately.

"Bugger." I curse as I push the now lifeless tech off my spear and then hear alarms start blaring. 'Well time to cause havoc I guess, I wish for some C4.' Suddenly a bag holding a dozen blocks of C4 appears on my shoulder. 'Yeah that should do it.' I think to myself and then look around the maintenance shaft for anything that looked important.

After a few moments I see a dozen or so pipes and power cables that had danger labeled on them and something about them being highly flammable gases leading to the weapons systems. 'Yeah that should work.' Nodding to myself I grab 2 blocks of C4 and place them behind the cables then arm them. I then start heading down the shaft looking for an exit, Placing more C4 blocks as I went.

After a few minutes of wondering I come across an unmarked door.'Right, lets see whats behind door number one.' I then stop for a moment and wonder how to open it. 'Hmm...' Looking to the side of the door I see a keypad next to it. 'Ah, there we go. I just need to hotwire it is all. I wonder if it is easy as it is in the games.' Looking the Keypad over I use my spear to pop off the cover and then kneel down to look at the wiring. I see there is 3 wires. 1 green, 1 red and 1 blue. 'Hmm a bit stereotypical but alright, If the movies and games are to believed it is always the red wire.' Using the spear as a knife I cut the red wire. The door instantly slides open. 'Well that was easy.' I think happily to myself and look inside into the next room.

Inside it is an armory of weapons and gear and staring back at me was over 40 armed SoulRazer troopers. 'And behind door number 1 is a bunch of armed guards, Joy.' I think to myself cynically cursing my luck.

"Kill him!" One of the Soldiers yelled out and the SoulRazer troopers raised their weapons and opened fire. I quickly duck back into the maintenance shaft as a wall of lead slams into the spot that I was just at a moment ago. 'Right, well... Hopefully there will not be many others after I kill these guys.' Closing my eyes I make a wish. 'I wish to teleport behind these guards.' Suddenly I am teleported behind the 40 SoulRazer troopers, They still concentrating their fire on the door, They are unaware that I'm behind them.

Looking over the armory for something to help in quickly taking them out I notice that there are sprinklers on the sealing. 'Hmm that could work' Looking behind me I see by the door leading out of the armory and into the halls (I presume) that there is a fire alarm. I nod at this and hurry over to door.

The door slides open without me needing to mess with the keypad. 'Huh, I guess these are motion sensed and don't need a pass code to open.' Looking back in the Troopers are slowly moving towards the maintenance door keeping a heavy rain of fire on it. Nodding to myself I pull down the fire alarm and sprinklers start raining on top of everyone and everything inside the armory.

The troopers look around confused at this as to what cause the fire alarm to start off, But I was not giving them a chance to figure it out and I yell out again. "Lightening Bolt!" Instantly A stream of electricity shoots out from the spear and into the now wet armory electrocuting everyone inside. Something I did not think about was that this was also electrocuting the grenades and ammo that was stored in the armory and within moments of the electricity coming into contact with the grenades and ammo the room then exploded.

From the outside of the starship a massive explosion suddenly ribs out from the midsection leaving a huge section of the starship exposed to the outside with flames raging all over the starship.

*Cough cough cough* after finishing coughing from smoke I find myself pastured against wall somewhere in the starship. "Fuck me." I mutter to myself and rub my face with my hands feeling sore all over.

Looking out I see that there is a massive hole in the starship leaving a clear view of the hexagon field. 'Hell of a view there.' I think to myself and after a moment I slowly pull away from the wall and stand up. 'I'm surprised I did not lose any limbs to that. Eh, small miracles.' Looking to the right I see another door leading somewhere else in the ship. 'Lets see what's behind door number 2.' I make my way to the door. ducking under lose electrical wires and bracing against gusts of wind.

The door slides open revealing the control room, Inside 3 SoulRaze officers and 7 control personnel were rushing around in near panic trying to direct fire fighting teams to on fire sections and trying to keep the starship from crashing into the Hexagonfield. One of the officers looks up and sees me. "SHIT! He's here! Enemy in the control room!" He yells out and starts grabbing for his sidearm.

I rush him and quickly slash him across the chest with my spear dropping him and thwack another officer over his head with the shaft of my spear that was nearby cracking his skull and causing him to hit the ground, blood pooling around his head. One of the control officers rushes behind me and tries to tackle me, but I notice him at the last second and weave out of the way stabbing him in the back as he zips by.

The rest of the control personnel rush out of the room running for safety. The remaining officer fires his side arm at me nailing me in the left arm. "GAH!" Yell out as I duck out of the way and into cover. The Soulraze Officer keeps firing at me trying to keep me pin down but then we both hear the telltale Click of an dry magazine. jumping from cover I attack the Officer and impale him through the neck with my spear, The Officer grasps at the Spear but expires seconds later.

Removing the Spear from the Officer I look over at some of the consoles that were being worked on. After a minute of looking over them seeing reports of fires and systems overloading I see one labeled as 'Energy Conductor' It read: Current power output: 40%, Current power usage: Shields: 10%, Weapons: 0%, Engines: 30%. 'Well lets change that shall we.' Reaching over to the keyboard I start trying to change the settings. Current power output: 40%, Current power usage: Shields: 0%, Weapons: 40%, Engines: 0%.

The Console reads out: [Warning] If this course of action is taken the ship will crash. Do you wish to continue? Y/N. I press Y.

The Console then reads out: Input override code. [___________] "Ehhh of course." I mutter to myself. What could the code be? Suddenly over the Coms I hear Xerath past being revealed. "Hmmm, Alice maybe?" I type it into the Console [____ALICE____] and I press enter.

Override code accepted, Welcome back Master Xerath. Changing Power usage.

Suddenly the Starship starts dropping towards the Hexagonfield. 'Time to go! I wish to be teleported off the Starship and onto the ground away from it!' Suddenly I am teleported back to the AG side of the field just in time to see the Airdrop Starship crash into the Hexagonfield throwing up a huge cloud of dirt and dust. I then pull out the detonator and press it. Seconds later the C4 detonates and causes a change reaction through the weapon systems causing them to detonate, soon destroying the Airdrop Starship in one massive fireball.

(OOC: Sorry if this does not fit into focus action, a lot of this is flavor text as to how I try and pull this off)[/Warning]

[Warning]

Not to worry, flavor text merely boosts your power! 30,000 damage to the Airdrop starship!

That-Random-Guy said:
FOCUS
Moniker let me know if I am misunderstanding how the benefits from the Portal Gun deconstruction work.

Moniker please read: For the purposes of action distribution, I am finishing each item on the list below before doing the next item.
Action Use: the benefits from the quote below plus 3 actions. (In that order)

OOC: This is me making the Shield Generator part of the Space Station (Like the super laser of antimatter energy generator). It can still shield the entire AG side because If it shielded the entire AG side (including the space station) while on the ground, and the distance from the space station to the ground has not been said to change.

The shield generator is at low HP. That is bad, because it is almost destroyed. Hmm. I have an idea.

I teleport to the shield generator, and proceed to remove the outer shell of remaining armor. Than I teleport myself and all of the active parts up into the space station. That's when I start the tricky bit.

Time in this battlefield is tricky. Player-Void-AG-PG-Neutral-Repeat. But I ask myself: What do entities do while the Players act? It is at first glance a meaningless question, everything happens at the same time. But on this battlefield, reason takes part only as permitted. In 'reality', it is more accurate to say that they are left not quite frozen in time, but still excluded from acting when it is not their time to act. But what of the moments in between? They are short, but many, and with my power I can stitch together some of them together.

A group of Space Engineers, their helmets glowing from light trapped in the broken seconds, walk over to help.

A duplicate of Winry, with shadows where metal should gleam, provides some tools.

I hand out duplicates of the repair manuals, plus some very useful parts Portal-Gun parts that came from a source I beyond the bounds of this reality.

The room shimmers with red-shift and blue-shift.
WE W O R K

A indescribable amount of time later, I remove myself from a bed. The Shield Generator has been perfectly integrated to the space station. The space engineers continue their building efforts, as you would expect in a normal world. Winry continues her work as usual. I teleport back down to the ground to continue my work.

OOC: This is me causing (insert appropriate number here) Void Spiders that try to attack a AG entity to instead attack a random PG entity.

For this bit, I'll use a slightly simpler method. First of, I use the portal gun-the one in the Player Inventory-to open a small portal to the elemental sub-sub-sub-sub-plane of target designaters. I have a few focus on the Void Spiders. Than, I create a set of basic thought replacement devices. I attach to each of those to a rudimentary matter to energy device, a low quality battery, and a single use teleport device.

The moment a Void Spider goes to attack a AG entity, the target designators will send a signal. That will make the teleport device deplete the battery power to move the assemblage onto the offending Void Spider, then the matter-to-energy device will consume the battery casing and itself to power the thought replacement device. The device will replace the thought in the Void Spiders head to attack that AG entity with a thought of attacking an entity in the PG area.

One void spider attack redirected!

Shield generator has been made... a permanent addition to the AG Space station! Does that mean... all attacks directed towards AG forces will always be reduced by 1,000?

mastigos2 said:
OOC After talking with the DM via PM, it seems that unfortunately I won't be able to slam the Godmodder with pledgebreaking (if you go back and re-read it, the pledge required him to rule wisely, justly, and to honor and reward loyalty in kind, and all of the boons and sanctions were worded to be applicable regardless of which party violated the Pledge)
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[X] Try to remember what the godmodder said.

[X] Set the Hook for a grand Talespinning curse

I reached out a hand of friendship and you responded with contempt, torture, and humiliation.
You will rue the day you spurned me so.

Let all the world know that the Godmodder has rejected friendship.
Let all the world know that the Godmodder has rejected aid
Let all the world know that the Godmodder has rejected loyalty

Then let it be so.

None shall befriend him.
None shall aid him.
None shall serve him.
Thus has the Godmodder decreed and so mote it be.

Every hand and being will turn against him
Every force and substance will deny him.
Every weapon and tool will abandon him.
Thus has the Godmodder decreed and so mote it be.

He shall fight alone.
He shall fall alone.
He shall die alone.
Thus has the Godmodder decreed and so mote it be.

[X] Charge the Curse

You can't remember what the godmodder said in your oath. You didn't even really hear it the first time. It probably wasn't important.

The godmodder sheds a tear, moved by your moving poem. He might die alone, but everyone else will die first.

Cyanogynist said:
In the Battlefield of the Subconscious, a purple holographic Terry, wearing a glove with a weird contraption built into it, breaks through a window, into the battle.

He turns its knob. The Godmodder's status goes from Fine, to 1:1, to Rough, and finally, to Coarse. He turns its key, and the Godmodder decays rapidly.

It suddenly occurs to you that this is a reference to something.

The godmodder has been reduced to a pile of godmodding dust!

Page of Time said:
I dissapear.
The cheery girl, meanwhile, takes a basketball, makes it really big, and slam dunks it on the Soulraze Foot Soldiers.

7 footsoldiers slain!

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Jamie finishes her charge, and a portal opens beneath a Void Spider, dragging them back into the void! They manage to climb back out, 10,000 damage worse for the wear!

Ash finishes his charge, and suddenly goes into SUPER SPEED, rushing at the mechanism that powers up Target Strike, and powering it with his own energy unbelievable quickly! Target Strike cooldown reduced by 2!

Cera wishes for a storm of frost to kill the Soulraze footsoldiers, and its granted! 5 die!

Xerath tells the HQ to activate FASTER PRODUCTION MODE! Its builder production doubles!

V:

One void spider turns on the AG army, but then changes his mind thanks to ThatRandomGuy and finishes off the Soulraze Elite!

One void spider charges at the Truemasons and the Mason guards, left unprotected! They all die! No barracks tonight! Once the Mason Barracks is destroyed, the Mason forces will be considered eliminated. 3 more charge at the Godslayer, stealing 3 attack shields!

2 more void spiders charge at Arengith, dealing 18,000 damage! The last 2 charge the Scarlet Prince, breaking his attack shield and then hitting him for 6,000 damage!

AG:

In the BATTLE OF THE SUBCONSCIOUS, Sunbreaker gets overconfident! He charges right at the godmodding dust, only to accidentally get some up his nose! He starts sneezing so hard he chokes to death! 15 times! All his respawn seeds are used up! And all the subconscious clones of the other players are so busy mourning him, they die of dehydration from crying over all the corpses!

The Healing Stones and BrutalCore take out the 5 Soulraze Guards together!

The Scarlet Prince + Starcraft Army butchers 22 footsoldiers! The Godslayer and the Space Station combine their attacks... the Godslayer its normal attack, and the Space Station its support laser! Together, they fire at the Airdrop Starship, cutting it down in a fury of explosions and melting metal! The Airdrop Starship drops to the ground for the last time, both it and all the reinforcements inside nothing more than charred parts and ash. The Rust Mother aboard settles into dormancy until she is called upon once again...

PG:

In the BATTLE OF THE SUBCONSCIOUS, the godmodding dust begins to form up... into a dust replica of the godmodder! Shifting, shifting... it still has all the godmodder's powers, only now your attacks will just go through him, because he's dust! This is a huge boost!

The remaining 5 footsoldiers see little point to trying to control the Void Spiders. They instead attack BrutalCore for 5,000 damage, clearly intending to kill him ASAP.

The Soulraze builders work on a new regular Barracks project, and get 10 new friends.

The godmodder isn't worried. He has a legendary weapon back! He doesn't take damage upon equipping it, because he gets a discount on life force reduction when multiple weapons are stolen from him at once. He'll take damage once he gets Starcalibur back, though. Right now... he has a PROJECT CHARGE to unleash. And he does! You feel a whole lot of power go... somewhere. But where?

N:

The reinforcement beacon is humming.

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pionoplayer The godmodder flips a coin. Heads, you lose Starcalibur. Tails, you lose Starcalibur. Edge, you lose Starcalibur.

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It's just a normal day aboard the Space Station. The engineers are working hard on making a REALLY BIG ROOM, which is their toughest project ever for some reason. Everything seems fine... when suddenly, a klaxon blares overhead.

---DANGER: EMERGENCY: DISASTER: SITUATION: CODE 939: ALERT!---

Everyone follows protocol and hides. When the dust has settled, someone finds out that a Space Engineer has been mysteriously murdered. And what's more, the Shield Generator protecting the AG forces has been sabotaged - it's temporarily offline! Even a junior detective could analyze things perfectly, the situation is very clear:

There is a saboteur aboard the space station.

The ten named characters of the Space Station are rounded up. These are the important ones. One of them is your mysterious murderer, who may take out the entire Space Station if not stopped. What do you do?

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon!
-Protect the Godslayer!
-Defeat Xerath and the Soulraze Forces!
-Help Sunbreaker's Subconscious win the Battle of the Subconscious!

Minor tasks:

Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities!
Protect the SCVs building Stacraft buildings!
Protect Doormaker! He can help with any portal-related tasks!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs.
Eternalstruggle's beacon will call in a spaceship! But he's neutral, so is it a good or bad thing?
The airdrop starship is strong, and its reinforcing the Soulraze forces!
The Soulraze builders and their contraptions are high priority, buffing the main Soulraze army!
Find the mysterious saboteur aboard the Space Station!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:

BATTLE OF THE SUBCONSCIOUS:

Sunbreaker: Broken Sword, 50% of bones broken
Godmodder: DUST MODE

[AG]Godslayer: 200,000/200,000 HP, 22,000 x 2A, Specials: Target Strike (ready in 2!), Collide (ready in 54)(Boss)(15% dodge chance)(protected from 1 attacks)
[AG]Cera
[AG]Ash
[AG]Jamie

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(20% dodge rate)(dodge rune: 50% complete)
Perfectly Generic Castle: 20,000/20,000 HP (protecting Space Station)
Shield array(protecting space station), Shield generator (-1,000 damage to all AG forces)(OFFLINE)
Antimatter energy generator: Boosting station weapons!
Super Laser: Can unleash 25,000 damage support attack(ready in 5!)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: Mysterious Portal(66% open)(+33% open per turn)
Very Large Room: 51% complete(cost: 15)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 171(building space station!)(x1.4 effectiveness)
Arengith the Enchanter: 6,000/25,000 HP, Buff powers (buffs allied entities!)
Winry: 6,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)
Candidates:

Cameron: No info
Bob: No info
Joe: No info
Jill: No info
Jack: No info
Zeta: No info
Alpha: No info
Billy: No info
Winry: Corebrute's friend
Zilly: No info

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Doormaker: 20,000/25,000 HP (opens/keeps open portals)(portal-shielding Scarlet Prince)
Scarlet Prince: 44,000/50,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(guarding Doormaker)(protected from 1 attack)

[AG - Daskter]Starcraft Army(2,200 TA)(DEFENSE MODE):
SCVs: 30/30 x 12 HP
Marines: 100 x 4 HP, 100 x 4A
Marauders: 300 x 2 HP, 200 x 3A
Hellions: 300 x 4 HP, 300 x 4A
Command center: 5,000/5,000 HP (+1 SCV per turn)
Command center: 93% complete(cost: 1 SCV = 2%)
Barracks: 1,000/3,000 HP(+1 marine per turn)
Barracks: 0% complete (cost: 1 SCV = 5.5%)
Factory: 4,000/4,000 HP(+1 Hellion per turn)

[AG - Corebrute]BrutalCore: 8,000/40,000 HP, 10,000A

[AG]Healing Stones: 3,001 x 6 HP, +1,000 x 6 HPA (steals HP from PG forces)(protected from 1 attack)

[N]Slots Machine: 50,000/50,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - EternalStruggle]Reinforcement beacon: 5,000/5,000 HP (Calling spaceship in 7!)(+1 attack shield in 1!)(1 last-ditch defense)(protected from 3 attack)(10% dodge rate)
Shield: 25,000/25,000 HP

[N - Winkins]Sith army: 5,000/5,000 HP, 3,000A
Mason Guard: 2,000 x 0 HP (+1,000 HP to all in 2!)
True Masons: 1,500 x 0 HP, +2,000 HP building x 0
Mason barracks: 9,000/10,000 HP (under construction, complete at full HP)

[N - JOEbob]Somno: 35,000/35,000 HP (Lanternlight echo: 2 turn cooldown)(Seen through their eyes: 2 turn cooldown)(Cut through the lies: 1 turn cooldown)(disabled for 1!)

[P]Peacekeepers(22,300 total attack)(Unbribable):
Tower: 30,000/30,000 HP(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 10,000/10,000 HP
Riflemen V: 100/100 HP x 60, 225x60A(+3 squad leader)
Machine gunners III: 50/50 HP x 30, 360x30A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 125/125 x 20 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 100/100 x 10 HP(3 leading riflemen, 3 leading machine gunners, 3 leading medics)
Engineers: 10/10 HP x 40(building death-elite training camp, done in 4!)
Scientists: 10/10 HP x 50, researching safe Godmod gear(done in 8!)
HQ: 2,000/2,000 HP x 2, researching dual pathways(done in 1!)
Refineries: 1,500/1,500 x 6 HP(producing 2,400 plastic per turn!)
Barracks II: 3,000/3,000x3 HP (producing riflemen x 939, done in 2!)
Bar/Brewery
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers(equipped), Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity

[SR]Soulraze Foot Soldiers: 1,000 x 5 HP, 1,000 x 5A

[SR]Soulraze Builders: 800 x 15 HP
Barracks: 10% complete (1 builder = 2% completion)
Super Barracks: 0% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Regen Generator: 12% complete (1 builder = 1% completion)
Anti-Everything Turret: 0% complete (1 builder = 1.5% completion)

[SR]Soulraze Guard: 3,000 x 0 HP, 250 x 0A (not currently protecting anyone - getting in the way of all AG attacks!)

[N-1]Xerath (bodyguarding Headquarters)
[SR]Soulraze Headquarters: 92,000/100,000 HP (+10 builders each turn)(Thresher Maw, -4,000 HP each turn)

[PG]Godmodder: 226/300 HP(Project Charge: 3/4)(+1 action buff ticket)(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Yorehammer: Bypasses defenses)

[V]Void Spiders: 46,000 x 8 + 8,000 x 1 HP, 10,000 x 9A (-2,000 HP to each every turn)

Player info:

Captain.cat
Corebrute
MooGoesCow21 (Charge: 1/???)
[N-1]Eevee Shadow Bacon(New charge: 14/100)(Targeted by Dreadnought)(effect-curing power)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Claim Ticket - Redeemable on Update 58, expires Update 60)(Temporal Shenanigans: 8/20)(Minor Healing Ticket)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)
Hungry visitor(Ascendance)
[N+1]Pluff0(has dreadnought - suppressing hell portal!)
The_Two_Eternities
That-Random-Guy
Arsenical(4 posts in debt!)
[N+1]JoeBOB(Charge: 16/16)
feller21
Victory By Ablation
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter
Page of Time
[N]Mr Mirror Man(5/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)
Cyanogist(3/9)
[N-1]Little Hunter (annoyed)
gilded king(5/20)
Pionoplayer(Starcalibur: x2 actions)
Trifling Epithet(9/12)
Darshelenas Sunbreaker(in TF2 Zoo)
[N]Winkins
mastigos2
Slick146

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condensor(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 6
Portal Gun
Charge Booster (damage: 0/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks

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MooGoesCow21 · Nov 16, 2017

i imprison all of them and search through their memories and belongings for signs of Godmodder influence
Also I will sacrifice my Abiity to weild Legendary weapons at all to The God of technology

Darshelenas Sunbreaker · Nov 16, 2017

My subconsciousness desperate, attempts to merge with me, he fails and I absorb him, I gain his memories, I summon a hoverboard and fly out of the zoo, and start forming another body for my subconsciousness, I then make a million clones of my subconsciousness, I order them all to attack the godmodder.

Winkins · Nov 16, 2017

(Free Action) I look at the feline Siths and wondered if they ever encountered space mice. Before I dwell deeper into that thought, I send a homing paper plane heading to Corebrute. The paper plane contains the message for him to bring cookies for his next meeting.

(Hey Moniker, do you want me to stop editing my posts in the future so you don't have to figure out that some of my actions are referring to future post?)

(Action!) (3 Charges)
(2 Charges)
I frown a bit at this predicament but decide to shelve my plans for golemfication and resurrect a True Mason and two Mason Guard.
(1 Charge)
I lazily set up a Void Spider redirector which should sway a pesky void spider to cause damage elsewhere. (to the AG or SR depending on a 2d dice. (1 for SR, 2 for AG))

(Orders)
Having the newly resurrected True Mason to finish the creation of the barrack.
More bodyguarding duty for the Mason guards.
The feline Sith are to murder some of the Soulraze footmen.

mastigos2 · Nov 16, 2017

Moniker said:
The godmodder smirks. Your statements aren't incorrect, but you're really interpreting his actions in the nicest way possible, aren't you? He appreciates that, really.

catch fulfilled: The character has made the subject happy (or
happier) within the last 10 minutes.

Fallow Fields, Empty Harvest clause of the Contract of Fleeting Winter is free

Moniker said:
The godmodder sheds a tear, .

Moniker said:
all the subconscious clones of the other players are so busy mourning him, they die of dehydration from crying over all the corpses!

I spy the tear that trails down his cheek, and through that chink in his armor I see stage of the subconcious has been set perfectly for the Court of Sorrow

Your cup runneth over with sorrow
The fields of your heart lay fallow
The soil is salted by tear after tear
You've an empty harvest I fear
No joy, no laughter, no haughty sneer
You've an empty harvest I fear

The tear upon the Godmodder's cheek freezes into a trail of ice, even as the tears shed in the Battlefield of the Subconscious do the same.
He may have gotten YOREHAMMER back, but I've taken all the fun out of it. Because he can't feel any positive emotions while under the effects of Fallow Fields, Empty Harvest

The rest of my actions go towards charging my Talespinning curse

The_Two_Eternities · Nov 16, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
I look through all of the candidates memory's and if for some reason I can't see a memory or if anything is off I will kill them

Also I will sacrifice my Abiity to weild Legendary weapons at all to The God of technology

I blink. "Is that first one really a good idea?"

"Anyway... Doormaker, keep portal-protecting the Second Scarlet Prince. Second Scarlet Prince, wipe out the remaining Soulraze Foot Soldiers and Builders."

I then look at the Sith conspiracy thing, and hum softly.

FOCUS: Health Potion

I give BrutalCore an Potion of Healing π. But wait! Potion levels are measured in Roman numerals in Minecraft, which is where the potion is from! So how do you represent π in Roman numerals? III.MCDXV? That must be it. But the European potions supplier I got it from mistook the decimal point for a sort of Roman numeral comma, and I gave BrutalCore an Potion of Healing 31415 unknowingly! Luckily, the European potions supplier was using Potions++, a mod which improves brewing and raises the potion effect overflow level to 65536, so the potion, instead of killing BrutalCore, instead heals him a large amount.

(OOC: Warning: To the best of my knowledge, there is no such mod as Potions++. In the dimension the European potions supplier is from, it was made by the makers of Food++, which is a real mod.

Also, Moniker, I have to ask. Are you forgetting to remove the Godmodder's project charge on purpose? And two more errors. First, it's spelled "Starcraft", not "Stacraft". Second, since the Airdrop Starship is dead, take destroying it out of the Itinerary.)

Daskter · Nov 16, 2017

Action:
Welp something bad is about to happen, I do wonder how likely my army will survive this trial.

Since the Godmodder is doing a Project Charge it obviously means his power will go to this

"Project CHARGE's policy priorities include:

Advocating for a robust language access plan for health consumer outreach, education, and health insurance enrollment
Ensuring community voices are central in the decision making process of city and state health agencies
Protecting the safety net and increasing options for the remaining uninsured"

MooGoesCow21 · Nov 16, 2017

The_Two_Eternities said:
I blink. "Is that first one really a good idea?"

"Anyway... Doormaker, keep portal-protecting the Second Scarlet Prince. Second Scarlet Prince, wipe out the remaining Soulraze Foot Soldiers and Builders."

I then look at the Sith conspiracy thing, and hum softly.

FOCUS: Health Potion

I give BrutalCore an Potion of Healing π. But wait! Potion levels are measured in Roman numerals in Minecraft, which is where the potion is from! So how do you represent π in Roman numerals? III.MCDXV? That must be it. But the European potions supplier I got it from mistook the decimal point for a sort of Roman numeral comma, and I gave BrutalCore an Potion of Healing 31415 unknowingly! Luckily, the European potions supplier was using Potions++, a mod which improves brewing and raises the potion effect overflow level to 65536, so the potion, instead of killing BrutalCore, instead heals him a large amount.

(OOC: Warning: To the best of my knowledge, there is no such mod as Potions++. In the dimension the European potions supplier is from, it was made by the makers of Food++, which is a real mod.

Also, Moniker, I have to ask. Are you forgetting to remove the Godmodder's project charge on purpose? And two more errors. First, it's spelled "Starcraft", not "Stacraft". Second, since the Airdrop Starship is dead, take destroying it out of the Itinerary.)

I'm not sure if it's a good idea but I'm terrible at this type of thing so it's what I've got

That-Random-Guy · Nov 16, 2017

MooGoesCow21 said:
I'm not sure if it's a good idea but I'm terrible at this type of thing so it's what I've got

maybe instead imprison them and properly search their belongings for evidence and their mind for Godmodder influences, madness, and possibly receiving orders from outside the AG side.

In other news, could someone please FOCUS on figuring out what the Godmodder did with that energy? I'm thinking something involving goggles of post-cognition and goggles of energy tracing that are a size larger than the first goggles.

MooGoesCow21 · Nov 16, 2017

That-Random-Guy said:
maybe instead imprison them and properly search their belongings for evidence and their mind for Godmodder influences, madness, and possibly receiving orders from outside the AG side.

In other news, could someone please FOCUS on figuring out what the Godmodder did with that energy? I'm thinking something involving goggles of post-cognition and goggles of energy tracing that are a size larger than the first goggles.

Changed it is that better?

MooGoesCow21 · Nov 17, 2017

Moniker said:
Xerath: ...That's not true.

Whats not true? that your a coward for giving into the demands of a enemy who is probably doing horrible things to your daughter just because things got hard i mean do you think that the Godmodder is ever going to give her back? because thats most definetely true no matter how much you denie it

gilded king · Nov 17, 2017

I throw a building upon the Soulraze builders and then mind control the rest who survive into joining my side .

The universe ends with you : one punch practiced a thousand times (5/20)

JOEbobobob · Nov 17, 2017

I run to 3214 Address Road, and bring somno with me, since he'll be able to find out if the set-up's unfair. I then wait for 9PM.
[simply put I join the gambling league.]
[joining sidequests takes all 3 actions so I use all 3 actions]

Defeat The Godmodder

(God/Greater)

I'm a goddamn batshit insane madman.

(God/Greater)

(God/Greater)

A clock in a suit.

The Moo That Goes Cow

The Moo That Goes Cow

The Moo That Goes Cow

The Moo That Goes Cow

Very lost king aspiring to be not so lost