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Defeat The Godmodder

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"...no. That cannot be so." ES was feeling rather down at the revelation that nothing mattered because he was dead, and apparently he had fallen in the most scrub-like of ways. "Is it really pointless, then? If we're inside the Soul Orb, and I think we are, then we can't actually win. We're contained, rats in a trap, and we can do bugger all about it. Well that definitely is a revelation."

Amelia was more thoughtful about things, having since calmed down somewhat. "You know sir, I'm not so sure. We're fighting for a reason. If this Godmodder is really fighting a bunch of Players right now, then he probably doesn't want to split his attention with us. He's overconfident and powerful, not stupid. I think if he could shut down our highly successful group, he would. The fact we're still around makes me think that we can't be removed with a simple flick of the switch."

"I... guess. Although if nothing else this does clear up that you're definitely real, just not a Player. Well, were real. Do we still count when we're dead? I think we do." Everything was as he thought, he'd just dragged her along for the ride because it seemed like a better plan than leaving her alone against the Godmodder and his small army in the real world. So far so plan working out well.

FOCUS - FINISHING TOUCHES

The Overseer AI had, of course, no such introspective grumpiness, because as part of a humble Entity it didn't know these things. Instead, it was frankly quite cheerful. With help from its newly made good friends, the Peacekeepers (if they want anything from the Shipyard's repertoire in return at any point, just call!), it had been able to progress its development just so, leading to it being potentially able to finish its project this round.

Of course, to do that it would have to really go all out in order to keep up the pace. Fire up the forges, light the flame of industry, set the fabricators to maximum overdrive, that sort of thing. Luckily, the Shipyard was not exactly lacking in resources to put such a policy into practice. Additional computational modules specifically coded for multitasking were manufactured and installed, all existing construction drones upgraded and fine-tuned to peak performance with some last few being made, even existing primary manipulator and fabricator arms tending to the Apex that weren't currently in use were upgraded based on data from their performance on previous upgrades.

Everything that could be done was done to ensure that the MTD upgrade would finish, and be finished now. with any luck, it would work.

Then of course there was the matter of continuing to utilize the current single track on further upgrades for the thing.

Ice Runes: No, not an elemental effect on the actual slugs and energy beams. Something far deadlier. By carefully inscribing freezing runes on the barrels of the secondary railgun turrets and the various capacitors and focusing lenses of the primary energy lance turrets, the weaponry of the Apex can be cooled to sub-zero temperatures even when firing flat out. Not that they would be, but it becomes a possibility. Instead, they are kept at a constant room temperature even when firing as fast as possible, which was previously not possible. Alongside tweaks to the autoloading and capacitor charging systems on top of that, the rate of fire of the Apex's weapon systems can be greatly improved. So improved, in fact, that it gains a second attack.

Obviously, since this is effectively a doubling of firepower, this upgrade will likely take quite a while. Still, it should be more than worth the wait.
 
Somno, Strobe light, generator: keep on keepin on.
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[1x] I note that the Godmodders statement that the chance of communication fell clearly doesn't apply to talking, and as such, because that would be ridiculous. I proceed to cast Thaumaturgy, a Cantrip with only vocal components, a duration of one minute [lengthened to about 1 hour via multiple extension feats previously mentioned, initially feated to lengthen time stops.], and a casting time of one action. here is an excerpt from the options:
"You manifest a minor wonder, a sign of supernatural power, within range. You create one of the following magical effects within range:

* Your voice booms up to three times as loud as normal for 1 minute."
I cast this spell... lets say a nice, round 500 times. now, being a lowly Cantrip, which specifically notes all things that the creator thought could be used to harm things must be harmless, means this boosted voice, despite its volume of 2.181618e+240 decibels, cannot burst eardrums, harm people, cause them to go insane, etcetra. it will, however boom out for 2^3.63603e+239 meters, give or take, and, since it can't cause harm, only sound like a exceptionally loud human voice within that range.
That means that, if anyone is within that distance (give or take 'round 2^3.63603e+238 meters) on the Hexagonfield, they hear it. After you undo the backwards alphabet code, J, O, and E all display as J, transform letters and pauses into sequential numbers in Base 30, replacing each sentance with the utterence of a website URL for which the first word ctrl-A will find will start with the appropriate letter, You get this message. Italic words are not encoded.
JOE: ALTAIR! THE GODMODDER HAS JUST USED A MAP TO FIND A MOUNTAIN, WHERE WE HAVE A GUARANTEE AT LEAST ONE LEGENDARY WEAPON IS LOCATED. THE WAY IT HAS BEEN DESCRIBED MAKES THE MOST OBVIOUS GUESS, BY FAR, BE THAT THIS IS WHERE YOU HAVE HIDDEN THE INFINILEAF CLOVER. IF I GET A CHANCE, I WILL TRY TO SLOW IT DOWN, BUT HE'S JUST SPENT 5 ACTIONS ON THIS THING PLUS A "ANNIVERSARYMAS PRESENT", SO I DON'T KNOW HOW WELL I'LL DO. I THINK I MIGHT HAVE SLOWED ALICE DOWN A BIT, BUT I COULDN'T HEAR THEIR ENTIRE RESPONSE, JUST "MESSAGE RECIEVED. PLEASE DON-" BEFORE THE GODMODDER STOPPED ME. I HOPE THIS KNOWLEDGE HELPS...
Oh and Alice was responding to [link to my last post]"
As I finish talking and everyone reacts to the utterence of the word "Altair" followed by a very significant amount of random-seeming letters in rapid succession at a volume equal to around 2.181618e+240 decibels, I use the extra time to remember something and do some logiking... that the Godmodder portal'd me to hell first implys he doesn't want me to know which plane Alice is on. Buuuut as soon as my fingers go out of the real world, telepathy would deactivate if Alice is on the real world, so I can still find out which plane Alice is on, too bad for him. I think to myself this: did Alice's "Don-" stop the instant the Godmodder's fist impacted me, or did it stop a few instants later when I arrived in hell? if she wasn't Mid-word, there'd be no way to know, but she Was mid-word, so I should be able to tell at which instant. and so, I should now be able to tell: is she on the Hexagonfield or the real world?
[1x] I reorder the positions of entitys. in Pokemon, you can only attack targets in one of 5 locations; if you have no options in the first 4, the last one will be auto-targeted. Pokemon move orders are decided before you find out what other people will do.
the Reordering leaves the Donphan right next to the Druidic healer, and nobody else in range. If Donphan survives the round and nothing gets in the way of this plan, he'll be forced to lower the healer down to 10 HP (or 1 if he gets hit once.).
Now, I'm N+2, and nobody's likely to attack me from the AG side, so I use 2 charge stones to help srovy's charge. while it may lower my neutralladder, the arbitrator of the world already deems me a re-skinned AG, so this might help bring me closer to actual neutrality, and it gives me some nice progress, so whynot.
FREE ACTION: Super dagger on the Druidic healer.
 
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You get out your pen, find a blank spot at the end of the book, and try to write in your information. It doesn't accept any of it, and fades seconds after the pen is put to paper. Drat!
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How interesting... there other Groups having an ongoing battle, so does this mean we're not actually considered Players by the book since we were defeated? Some us are confirmed defeated...
 
1. I pull out a toy hammer and slam it into the Donphan's head.
2. I laugh as I throw out a pokeball containing Arcanine. The only move it knows? Extreme Speed. Even if it is lowered to one hp, quick attack still has a lower priority than Extreme Speed, thus making sure Arcanine will end the Donphan.
3. Hmmm a Druid, how annoying... but meh. I summon forth Indiana Jones, and bid him to go explore that mountain, for the good of all!

While Project Shield may sound good, considering that the godmodder can make loads of charge Stones? I throw my lot in with Project Spark.
 
I summon a Level 10 Zubat with Extreme speed and leftovers attached i will then murder your level 1 dolphan with the Zubat since not only does quick speed only give Priority+1 and extreme speed give +2 but leftovers recovers my health before you kill my zubat
 
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1/3: Level 1 Donphan? I know this strategy... I send out my Skill Link Cloyster and it promptly uses Rock Blast on the Donphan. Ha! Sturdy that! Suck my multi hit moves!
2/3: I then help Bobby the Legendary Climber, by transferring my skills and physical prowess. Unfortunately for him, my Player Powers are not tranferred (because I said so), but my broken leg and terrible physical attributes are!
3/3: I toss an entire xylophone at the Godmodder "I'll hit you eventually!"
 
"I have returned!" I shout out to no one in particular, looking across the HEXAGONAFIELD and everything it contains. It looks like I missed a major fight if the condition of each faction's entities are anything to go off of, excellent. I'd hate to be dropped right into the middle of a boss fight after all the work I did to get my entities back!

Amplifying my perception to well beyond human comprehension I examine my entities, searching for anything out of place on them. Whether something like Evaucorp, the Godmodder, or anything else left a trace on them I will find it. I'm not letting someone else impair, take over, or even just spy with my entities because I decided to not look for anything out of the ordinary. (x1)

Snapping my fingers I create a Square of Frost, a fairly unimpressive entity who's completely loyal to me which is to be expected from something trying to become a knight under my rule and my rule alone. Some HP, a single attack, and a minor dodge rate being the entirety of his stats but despite that he serves an important role, bodyguarding all CaptainNZZZ's entities. With barely any entities on the field and my entity spawning structures having not yet produced their first units I'm vulnerable and I simply can't allow anyone to exploit my weakness so easily. (x2)

On the entity side of things I order my entire to direct their attention to the Zerg forces, a group of Void entities can't be allowed to build up. I specifically order the Temporal Guardian's first attack to be aimed at the Roach Warren with Dragonforce boosting that attack's power while the second attack is aimed at the Roaches. I shall purge the Zerg one turn at a time!
 
Also

Project Charge
Charges 100
Summon the God Of Technology
First Event: Build a Shrine worthy of a god

thats for later im voting for Project Shielf
 
With the defeat of the PG Cyberdemon Hacker, it was time for Shibosho rejoin the battle against the Godmodder. With his return to reality, Shibosho found himself in the plider of Mazinger Zero's head. Right, before he took this bad boy out for a test drive, there was one thing he needed to do.

"MAZINGER FLASH!" Touching his fist together in front of him, a flash of light surrounded Shibosho and his clothes transformed. He now found himself wearing the pilot suit that Kouji Kabuto wore when he piloted Mazinger. As the helmet materialised around his head, Shibosho smirked. Time to get this Demon God Machine on the road.

"IT IS TIME! MAZINGER ZERO! THE POWER TO BECOME A GOD OR DEVIL...I'LL USE IT TO DEFEAT THE GODMODDER!"

With Shibosho's will made clear, Mazinger Zero's eyes light up and the strongest Mazinger let out a howling roar as it responded to its pilot's willpower. Now while Shibosho was inside Mazinger Zero, he was effectively acting as the brain of the super robot.

1) "Right then, Zero! Let's go to that mountain! We gotta get that Legendary Weapon before the Godmodder does!" At Shibosho's command, Mazinger Zero rises from the ground and takes off towards the Mountain. In order to help Mazinger Zero to get up the mountain faster, Shibosho uses the custom spirit command, Hyper Accel to greatly increase its speed and movement both in and out of combat.

2) As soon as Mazinger Zero reaches the mountain, knowing that he could only indirectly assist the Super Robot against the Godmodder's forces, Shibosho used another spirit command, Ultra-Adamantium Wall to shield Mazinger Zero from damage. There was no doubt that Mazinger Zero would make a great target for the Entities on the Godmodder's side.

3) There was a village of angry natives that was blocking the path up the mountain. However, against Mazinger Zero, they were naught but ants in the path of an elephant. Shibosho activated another spirit Command, Undeniable Valar that would both heighten the accuracy and power of Mazinger Zero's attacks before commanding the Ultimate Super Robot to unleash destruction upon those that stood in its path. "Zero! Illuminate the future with your Photonic Power! PHOTONIC POWER BEAM GO!"


Giant bolts of Photonic Energy rained down upon the enemy forces that were on the mountain as Mazinger Zero made its power known to all that witness it.

EDIT: I also vote for Project Spark
 
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Action 1: I notice that I have the Yorehammer right now, and that it's also vibrating violently. Well this could be a problem. Wait a minute, what if I transfer the vibrational energy to the Godmodder's boost stones? I do that, using Yorehammer to bypass the Godmodder's anti-vibration defenses and forcing his boost stones to violently assault him until they break free of whatever storage container they are in and spill out onto the battlefield.

Action 2: Wait a minute, you say the mountain is "protected" by something? Surely I can easily defeat that protection with the Yorehammer, right? Except no, without that defense the Godmodder would just win the legendary weapon quest anyways. Though I probably shouldn't let the Godmodder grab this weapon back or he Dungeon Bypasses the whole thing. But bypassing the defenses just a little bit should allow me to put up a really hard to defeat hazard for the PG expedition. Such as a spatially-distorted cliff that seems a mere 20 feet tall from a distance, but when you actually try to climb it, it's 2000 feet tall. And there's no way around it.

Action 3: I summon the CHAD, or CHeap Airborne Drone, to explore the mountain. Due to its flight path, it can fly over the tribe of natives.

Vote: Project Spark. SHIELD doesn't mean anything if this whole battle doesn't have a purpose to it.

Also, I note that the Yorehammer is draining my energy, so I teleport it into CaptainNZZZ 's hands for a nice surprise.
 
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I think a bit on the offer, while I am rather unimpressed with the threat, however, it would be unwise to not to take this opportunity and actually have a good stand in this field. It irks me that I have to part with my entities after much time has past with them, and the amount of actions spent on them, but hopefully they'll have a safer job working with these/this mysterious sender.

After a small and quick session of monologuing, I tell the mysterious caller that I would accept the trade if they would include a decent guardian type of henchman into the offer. That, or a defensive artifact instead of the henchman.

(Focus!)
Seeing as the fields weren't tended in the last turn due to the construction of the shrine, I look over in my conjuring contacts and message the lightward mages once more if they're looking for work. Seeing as this was a opportunity to gain some relevance in the posts, they pop next to the Rice Field Shrine and signed up my regularly checked entity forms. And so they more work to the benefits of the Rice Field. (shouldn't the Shrine be of some relevance?)

(Orders)
Siths goes back to tending the rice if the trade doesn't go through or if the caller haven't picked them up yet.
Fennie the soon-to-be-paladin-class stands on vigil over the Siths
Dummy is acting as a scarecrow in the fields, it really wants to do something
Lightward Mages sets itself to improving the Rice Shrine protective qualities
 
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Action 1+2: Terry runs over the PG Adventurer dude with a monster truck.

Action 3: +1 action to charge.
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I vote for Project Spark.
 
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Ahaha, let me deal with this.

ACTIONS ONE AND TWO
I summon a wall made of pure un-knowledge and a school in the way of the PG entities climbing the mountain. In order to deactivate the wall, they must be intelligent enough to pass through it. Unfortunately, the wall requires that they pass a Practical Science Final Exam from the nearby school. So they go to the school, where an angry man sits them down and FORCES them to take the test.

Practical Science Final Exam
The total score for this paper is 100 marks. The passing mark for this paper is 150 marks.
You are expected to answer all questions or face eternal torment in the afterlife. That is, after we brutally murder you and send your soul to skeleton hell, where you will be mauled by skeletons for fifteen trillion years.
The time limit for this paper is 20 minutes.

Security memetic - forces you to do the test:
SDFKNOPIAFHASIDPASIND PSIODNASPAKLSDNKLSDNAKSDNKL
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1 Immerse your hand in Sample Q - chlorine trifluoride. Describe how it feels. Marks will be awarded for an accurate description of the specifics of your hand being on fire and your bones violently undergoing combustion. [2]
2 a) Sample X1 is arsenic trioxide. Sample X2 is mercury. Ingest both samples simultaneously and describe the effect on your body. [2]
2 b) Sample Y is fluoroantimonic acid. Imbibe 2 cm³ of Sample Y and heat the remainder with a strong flame. [2]
3 Solid D is a material with density 15,500 kg/m³. Using yourself as a test subject, determine the height from which a 20 g nodule of Solid D must be dropped onto a humanoid entity in order to have a 90% chance of death. [2]
4 Sample P is a 40x20x80 cm block of solid titanium. Using nothing but your face, erode Sample P to half its size and record the time taken. [2]
5 Sample M is a piece of rock from one of Saturn's moons. It is located in the Andromeda Galaxy. Locate Sample M and verify the first claim, giving all necessary facts about the rock. [2]
6 Samples T1 through T100 are identical alloys of titanium. Using chemical tests, identify and label each alloy with either "A" or "B". Copy your answers into the spaces provided on the next page. [2]
7 Sample C10 is a mixture of propane, methane and pentane. Outline a procedure to convert this mixture into 200 g of gold, using only a Bunsen burner and established scientific facts. Pseudoscientific and magical answers will not be accepted. [2]
8 a) Sample ST contains a mixture of 300 enzymes in aqueous solution. Identify each enzyme and give the enzyme's chemical formula without using any magnification. [2]
8 b) Sample Q1 consists of iron filings and ammonia. Using samples Q1, QX1 (trypsin), and QX2 (amylase), initiate a reaction or series of reactions that produces 14 grams of platinum. Show your procedure. [2]
9 Sample III is rhodium; sample IIQ is technetium-99m. Using no more than one of the following apparatus, produce sulfur dioxide from samples III and IIQ. Outline your procedure. The apparatus you may use are: Boiling tube, measuring cylinder, pestle and mortar. [2]
10 Sample V is a denatured enzyme. Make it work again. [2]
11 Using no more than one of the following samples, transform lead into gold: 40 g titanium, 20 g osmium, 102 g molybdenum. [2]

If you're wondering where the other 74 marks are, you failed.
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ACTION THREE
Ordering materials 1/5
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I paradoxify a difficult to traverse Bog onto the PG Side of the mountain

I charge up an Entity for this Expedition:Elise the Trailblazer,1/7

I attempt to Upgrade my Paradoxifying Powers,Paradoxify/?????????? Perk:Attunement:Aspects....1/12
 
Moniker said:
Growth can't protect the Explosion Elemental AND Mania! He is just not big enough
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Well how about now? Growth DID grow from the black holes. Should he have grown enough, he now also defends the Explosion Elemental.

I give 2 charges to the player Srovy. His cult is worth it.

5/???

Mania notices with dread the new danger. Will this influx ever stop?

Searching within the vast inventory of the previous characters of hungry visitor, she finds something really harmful.

Moniker said:
The Balls of Superior Steal are initially quite happy to find themselves in the position of hurting the godmodder. However, their happiness turns into despair when they realize the HP they siphoned from him was NEGA-HP! It instantly kills them, their attack shields not even mattering!
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OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU!

Mania inserts NEGA-HP into the Druidic Healer. It should instantly kill him, eventual attack shields or interventions not even mattering! (Overflow action)
 
ACTION: 1/3 ITEM(S):1x 2,000 Attack Token 1x GODMODDER REPELLENT
AMOUNT:3/3
Action 1-Power 3:What? The [N]eutral fraction isn't allowed to join in on this expedition? This can't stand! I use my 3 actions to allow the [N]eutral Faction to join this expedition for a Legendary Weapon. Using any remaining actions to send a small rover I just made to traverse up the mountain.
 
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ACTION: 1/3 ITEM(S):1x 2,000 Attack Token 1x GODMODDER REPELLENT
AMOUNT:3/3
Action 1-Power 3:What? The [N]eutral fraction isn't allowed to join in on this expedition? This can't stand! I use my 3 actions to allow the [N]eutral Faction to join this expedition for a Legendary Weapon. Using any remaining actions to traverse up the mountain.
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"Players can't enter the mountain. Didn't you notice? If you didn't, you're about to."
 
Moniker said:
Project Spark:
Cost: 100 actions
Rewards: Find a way to disrupt the Soul Orb!
First Event available: Push the boundaries of your location
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(Arsenical Prime votes for project Spark.)

Actions 1, 2: Fighting an endless horde with an endless horde

Arsenical wanders back from North Nowhere, utterly oblivious to the bombshell that had recently been dropped.

"Hey guys, what's going-"

Finally, as he steps back onto the main battlefield, the realization pops up in his mind. How he was... Well, dead. Super dead. Dead multiplied by several thousand.

"Jeez, not exactly what I expected to come back to. So... are our bodies just undead corpses? Hmm... Wait, I got an idea!"

With all these Zerg hanging around and making a mess, Arsenical decides to focus his powers inwards, touching his SOUL.

And then... he creates a near-perfect copy. It's no player, but it should at least be magic-receptive enough for his task...

2/10

Action 3: This is totally how magic works

Arsenical approaches the mountain that had recently appeared, only to run into the wall of energy that rest between them and the goal.

"Ow. Actually, that felt a lot like... A player's power."

Rubbing his head, he gazes up the mountain, then pulls out a small MAGIC-CONDUCTING ROD (Utterly unrelated to the copy of his soul). Its function should be easy to determine.

He sticks it into the forcefield, and changes a command: >PG_ENTITIES_ALLOWED:FALSE

Yes, that should do well for a little while, at least.
 
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    • pionoplayer said:
    I examine the ring.
    Hmm.. probably trapped, but I can handle it, for now I'll just pocket it.
    I take the ring and move onto the next room.
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    You take the Ring. It has been added to the sidequest rewards. Do note that failure here results in loss of all rewards.

    Examining the ring more closely... you can feel immense power emanating from it. Almost enough to count as a Legendary item. This isn't power you just get for free...

    Looking around again, your initial impression of the hall, safe, suddenly reverses. You feel your confidence slip away a little.

    II

    You move on to room two. This room is significantly bigger than the first, with a table in the middle. Atop the table is a large banquet, full of many plates of delicious dishes and good food. The food looks so great... it looks like free action buffs galore!

    But, the dishes are all very big... they'd need to be pocketed individually... Trying to grab them all at once would result in you burning a lot of actions... do you want to take any? Or keep moving through this place?

    A whisper passes through the hall. Something's... coming. You feel as though your time here is very limited.

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    Deep Hall of Mirrors: Banquet Hall
    Meat of fatness(1 free attack shield to entity of your choice, free action)
    Poisoned Pudding(10,000 damage attack to entity of your choice, free action)
    Jumping Jello(+20% dodge rate buff for 3 turns to entity of your choice, free action)
    Yarn Pathway(follow to next room - no going back!)

    Sidequest rewards:
    Ornate Ring
     
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    • I Look over at the Mountain. 'Well seems that the Godmodder is forcing the issue with the Legendary items, Great.' I look over at my fellow Players and say. "Unless you have some major objections I think it's best if we send some enitities to recover the item, if only to prevent the Godmodder from getting it. I'll start on it now." With that I begin to focus on my next wish.

    Focus action - "Coming around the Mountain."

    'I wish for a band of adventurers to start scaling the mountain and to recover the item.' Suddenly 5 Men in climbing gear appear in front of me, They are armed with several AK's and they have a all terrain vehicle truck that can carry all of them, the truck also has a medium machine gun that is placed on a hatch that is on the passenger side of the truck. They all in sync salute me and immediately turn around. One of them speaks in what I think is Russian and in formation they enter the truck and start moving towards the mountain with determination clear in their eyes.
     
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    If I still have the "three actions per round" thing going on, then I grab the meat of fatness and jumping jello, and use my last action to move onwards, if not, then I might as well just move on. Might as well try to get this sidequest over with.

    Also, since it has come to my attention that just picking up the ring was enough to make things worse, I go ahead and put it on to try and figure out what kind of power it's giving me.
     
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