MrMirrorMan
A clock in a suit.
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Thanks for the warning The_Two_Eternities. I adjusted my action accordingly.
Thanks for the warning The_Two_Eternities. I adjusted my action accordingly.
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Defeat The Godmodder
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Maddison and Damien FOCUS on the Druidic Healer and use Dark Magic to seal his healing powers temporarily.
"Also, I vote for Project Spark."
Eevee shadow bacon
Your Choices Don't Matter
Am I still charging? If so, I devote my full turn to charging, if I'm not, then I going to spend my turn charging.
Hooray for page 100!
And I vote for project Spark.
I may describe some of my plans for my stockpiled charges later on the OOC thread
And I vote for project Spark.
I may describe some of my plans for my stockpiled charges later on the OOC thread
"Hmm, Project Spark sounds like it will be more helpful right now, So I'll also vote for it."
MrMirrorMan
A clock in a suit.
I sign a slip of paper, saying "Project Spark" and hand it on over to the Game Master.
Redrover1760
Yoink!
Guys. The Sturdy Mechanics combined with a healer allowing it to instantly reheal to max hp allowing it to use Sturdy again. Sturdy protects for a turn since in a turn generally one pokemon goes. Gotta kill that healer. It has quick attack and could probably protect allies, basicly being a shield + that Endeavour effect.
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Redrover1760
Yoink!
Focus X3
Charge 3/15 Sniper Railgun Fortress Turret
I also vote for Project Spark, It has a higher priority than Project SHIELD, but I'll just charge SHIELD manually when I can.
Charge 3/15 Sniper Railgun Fortress Turret
I also vote for Project Spark, It has a higher priority than Project SHIELD, but I'll just charge SHIELD manually when I can.
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Redrover1760
Yoink!
Done. delete your qoute referencing it and Godmodder probably can't find it. I saved the plans once again to my notepad of Ideas.
I put my notepad of ideas (Referenced Above) in the most secured location in the universe (In a giant pit underground disguised as lava in my mind) with a few bombs by it. Also, only I can read it.
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She/Her
I haven't posted in awhile, so this is going off of my last post. Bull!!! When the infestor did that, it almost took control of me! And with that, I create a overpowered Protoss psi-blade and cut the infestors tendril. (Got Starcraft on the mind lol)
All remaining actions are transformed into charges.
All remaining actions are transformed into charges.
"Guys. The Sturdy Mechanics combined with a healer allowing it to instantly reheal to max hp allowing it to use Sturdy again. Sturdy protects for a turn since in a turn generally one pokemon goes. Gotta kill that healer. It has quick attack and could probably protect allies, basicly being a shield + that Endeavour effect."
No actually.
pokemon are capable of multi-hit moves, which can bypass sturdy. in multi-battles, there are multiple pokemon at a time- 2 acting at once can also bypass sturdy.
By pokemon rules, each of us is a pokemon with a 3-hit attack of varying effect each round, and we're in a massive multibattle with over 30 members. the sturdy doesn't work well when there are over 30 enemies, or when all enemies have 3-hit attacks, etc.
FAR FUTURE EDIT: Now using this post to store unfinished attack drafts in easy-to-access position. this is from 2019, not 18, with the godmodder down in like, what, his 50s i think? whatever.
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No actually.
pokemon are capable of multi-hit moves, which can bypass sturdy. in multi-battles, there are multiple pokemon at a time- 2 acting at once can also bypass sturdy.
By pokemon rules, each of us is a pokemon with a 3-hit attack of varying effect each round, and we're in a massive multibattle with over 30 members. the sturdy doesn't work well when there are over 30 enemies, or when all enemies have 3-hit attacks, etc.
FAR FUTURE EDIT: Now using this post to store unfinished attack drafts in easy-to-access position. this is from 2019, not 18, with the godmodder down in like, what, his 50s i think? whatever.
1]I set up a thing to make the Godmodder take one damage from his next breath. No problem, he thinks. He'll just not breath! But to not breath, he has to be able to not breath-if he isn't able to not breath, he has to breath, after all. but in order to be able to not breath, he has to be able to be able to not breath, by the same logic. to be able to be able to not breath, he has to be able to be able to be able to not breath. Now the Godmodder needs an infinite list of capabilities, just to avoid breathing! It's like Zeno's paradox, but less incorrect! Maybe if instead of not breathing, he nullifies the damager thing? No dice. to nullify the damager thing, he needs to be able to nullify damager things. What if he goes more broad spectrum? Perhaps if he gets, or has, the ability to be able to do things? nope! to succeed in being able to do things, he needs to be capable of being able to do things; he needs to have the power to be able to do things. There's no escape. It's simply impossible for him to not breath and take damage from doing so.
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I grab the Godmodder by the throat, arm glowing cyan. He, of course, instantly escapes the choke hold, But this gives me the time to set off the mines located beneath us. As the explosion launches us into the air, I kick off from his face to open up some distance, giving me the space to swing around for the mine. As the rocks begin to melt and the bombs charge into my face, I dodge them all to try and force the airway open. The second mine just misses our face, but that didn't stop the first, and my hand shoots out towards the air with such force that it explodes, sending everyone flying into a wall. "He's getting it," I tell him and he laughs nervously, the smile fading from his face. I manage to hit the wall without having to take aim, my hand flying along the wall as it skitters against the stone. "I'm gonna shoot him in the head. The bullet should kill him, and I'll take the opportunity to get my donkey here before they can make it out of here."
"And what are your thoughts? I mean, you are in my building, after all ." I shrug. "Well, that's what they'd have us do right? The same old drill, the same old plan. Let them make it out, kill them, get the hell off our back. If we get on that, well. But that's not in my plan. I'll be there, you've heard of why I'm coming along, haven't you? I'm here to find out how accurately people can tell when I stopped and when a neural predictor network begins. when, exactly, I came back. whether I made any edits due to my sensibilities."
"And the people that killed us before?" zer voice is softer now, the warmth radiating through the words as zhe speaks.
I can hear echoes from the corner of my eye now. "I know they got a little paranoid about you, huh?"
It doesn't hurt that I have a headband over zer eyes that's now red as zhe stares at me. "They should be scared of your ability to see into the future."
This isn't the face that I've been used to looking at these few weeks.
"Okay. So..." I stutter, not sure if zhe's listening to me. "You've already been the target of people, haven't you?"
"They're not saying that they're going to kill anyone else." She says something in my ear, as if to make it clear I dipped back into having the neural prediction algorithms somewhere around the end of the large paragraph. it tastes icky, smelling of sour. "But yeah, they're not saying that they'll target you."
Zhe leans up, "and I mean, I'm just saying. you will not be targeted."
"If I have to use magic to tell you which way is up. You might need to learn the tradecraft part." I answer with that I haven't gotten much into magic myself. Then I look at this mess. It's got so much of people talking, so little attacking the Godmodder. What's he been up to? Well, it seems he's just floating awkwardly there and waiting for me to stop doing a puppet show with myself. So, I execute plans 1, 1a, b, and #.
Which is to say, I shoot him in the head, the bullet should kill him, an I take the opportunity to get my donkey over here. then if that doesn't work I let them make it out and kill them to get the heels off my stack. then if that doesn't work I use my ability to see into the future of things that are predictable and stuff to determine that the ground the Godmodder's floating under is going to collapse. This sends bricks tumbling into his head, and one of them is The Brick.
Then I dip back into neural prediction and use my abilities in the future to determine that the sky the Godmodder is standing on is going to collapse, which results in all of Earth's cities being destroyed, as well as my own in Pennsylvania. I then have the opportunity to use the knowledge and techniques I gained in this battle to use with my own people and in order to protect the world to ensure that it works as well as possible.
After the battle I meet with my brothers in the military and begin to form The Brotherhood. Needless to say, I have no brothers in the military. However, Brothers has 8 letters. it also has 2 vowels. 8 divided by 2 is 4. four. four is the number of vertices in a triangle-based pyramid. METATRON is a triangle based pyramid. METATRON has 8 letters. 8. there it is again. We're on to something here. 8 is shaped like B, the first letter of Brothers. You can only make this connection if you can C the letters. C. C is the letter after B. that's a difference of one letter. If you move every letter in METATRON forwards by one step in the alphabet, you get NFUBUSPO. UBU. That's an emoticon for a strange bird. Birds. Birds can fly. fly has three letters. NUTRINO is a square symbol-shaped typeface. Its shape is similar to the letters L on the back of a book. One of the letters is a snake. A snake can swim. If you make it swim long enough, its descendants turn into mermaids. mermaids has 8 letters. It keeps coming back. Someone's watching us, I know. There's no other way 8 would keep showing up. Still, it has 8. Eight straight lines is enough to make 3 squares under certain conditions.
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Three. Three is the number of letters in my second discord account's name. Those letters are J O E. 3 letters. Three is the number of vowels in JOEbob. 3. Three is the number of consonants in JOEbob. It's watching. three. Three is the number of vowels in bobobob, the part after the JOE. three. Three is the number of capital letters in JOEbob. three. three shows up in all three variations of the JOE name. three. Three shows up in JOEbob in three different ways. Three.
Three.
DTG has three letters.
DefTG has three letters representing the word 'defeat'.
CTG has three letters.
Let's cut to another scene, shall we? The third Scene in this serious of actions i wrote in series over a relatively short period of time, then uploaded all at once, in fact. Three. I'm telling you, there's something up.
anyway...
The godmodder's doctor looks up the forum thread with the OP, JOEbob, and says, "I have to go look for my godmodder.". The Godmodders Doctor, established back when I did that JOEpost of 7880 words, can sense the Godmodder needs healing. They don't realize, however, that the healing is impossible. The Godmodders heart will never heal. That time, the Godmodder...
Lost.
This isn't the only time the Godmodder's lost, of course. He's taken damage hundreds of times. But let's think back to all the bets the Godmodders made.
fourth dimensional vostrygan hypercube roulete poker? JOE beat him in the end.
the Sealed Duel is sort of like a bet, and JOE gave Xerath a full level of healing, right at the end.
The Curling. JOE beat'm, right after the sealed duel.
Of course, there's the JOEpost.
The Ego mocked them so hard about the JOEpost loss that they blocked them, tacitly admitting they'd lost to the mocking.
So many times, the Godmodder fails. and each time, JOE is there.
Of course, another reason the Doctor can't help the Godmodder is that they're still stuck in a neural chain generator.
At the end of September and continuing through October, the battle goes on in the streets, where the godmodder takes the godmodder's medicine and watches a video about the Godmodder's targets, and then calls for the godmodder's support.
The battle continues on the streets...
…and into the next few weeks. Finally, God, or maybe the other god, kills some people.
And continues to kill people.
"This is so wrong, so stupid, I feel so bad I cannot take this anymore, but please don't send it to anyone," he continues. "I believe god has made some very good changes in his mind, so please don't send it off as evidence of what should've been obvious all along."
In the end, Godmodder's post makes it to the front page of reddit. That's right, just about 100 people read it. This is no joke. You don't even have to read it, I'll post it here.
Alastair Dragovich's post is now listed before yours when you open the forum, but before JOEbob's now in his comments section. Not bad, huh?
There are two comments on the second comment. The first comment comes with some advice from what looks like the godmodder. He tells Alastair Dragovich "There are times it is hard to believe, but it is just reality. The world you are living in is real. If it wasn't and you were an optimal person-thing, you would be vomiting blood in order to lose to me as quickly as possible. But you're not vomiting blood. The lack of optimality is dangerous. That's why people kill. They kill because they haven't lost yet, for all they ought to.
As long as it's possible for you to lose, your own life will carry on for ever. As long as you're alive, those around you will be still, but you'll survive. I don't expect you to think this, but it's true: if your own life is safe, then the world is already safe. You may have a good reason why you're not here, but I've no interest in your reasons, only your fears. This is all, of course, assuming you're a tenth as awesome as me.
There are times it makes me feel sick to read what JOE writes, and I don't hate you. You're not the only one like me, but you're the only one who I'm commenting at right this minute. One thing you don't seem to quite comprehend, however, is that nothing I've said applies to you. I'm so far above everyone, so perfect and priceless, that you'll never even grab my coattails, for the friction would slay you in an instant. There's nothing you or anyone can do, and I'm here in this world to show you that. to show you All that you're all weak, and vacillating, and inconsequential. And that is why [MEMETIC TEXT REDACTED]"
The second comment is actually a comment on a comment, specifically a comment on the godmodder's comment about alastair dragovich's post which he never actually made.
The Comment is by JOE. The Godmodder's blood turns to ice as he sees it: JOEbob made a SECOND post, in response to Alastair Dragovich's post. A SECOND post. I guess one just WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH. The godmodder immediately breaks down in tears.
"Reply one, part 1, section one:"
"Epistemology"
"Now, i know in some cases it can be difficult to know what to believe, and why. It's a difficult science, to the extent it is one; the knowledge of how to know. Omniscience seems to sidestep the issue, but is both nigh-impossible and insufficient. How would one know to believe their omniscience? When I return to this section, I shall be more specific, but regardless; some epistemological philosophers believe that you can only condition the validity of your epistemology by your opinions on it, not any specific details of your epistemology. Others believe the details matter, generally in favour of their own epistemology. In this particular case, the most relevant epistemology is the Godmodders, due to his post to which i'm replying. Simply put, he has none."
"The Godmodder has knowledge, certainly. he discerns new developments with immense speed; he gets the right answers with extremely small quantities of information, such as an overloaded dreamself version of me fading out of existence.
This is known as 'Godmodder Logic'."
"It's also terrible epistemology. which is why you should disregard his entire post."
"Reply one, Part one, Section Two"
The post goes on and on. In the end, anyone who actually manages to read the thing would understand basically exactly why I don't believe the Godmodder's post. well, other then that the content of the conclusion came from a neural word chain generator (most of the text is written by me, and I redid the generated parts till they made sense,but to pick the exact wording for some parts i used it. also, to put the godmodders post on the front page of reddit.). People with self-consistent epistemologys cannot agree to disagree. if it happens, one of them is doing something wrong. So, it's very convincing.
The Godmodder, of course, doesn't read most of the post. he just checks the word count. around 200 per section, at least 5 distinct sections in part one... probably 4ish subsections in each section in part 2, thats about... 5000 words, it would be.
It's not as long as the Legendary JOEpost, but the Godmodder knows its more then enough.
(This attack was somewhat extended beyond here, but I think the quality went down(or at least, it stopped being particularly funny to me) after this point, so i've removed it. to summarize what it was before i removed that: The Godmodders doctor forced the godmodder to face his fears, which made the godmodder pass out from exhaustion about 7 lines in. The Doctor, fearing for their life, proceeded to sabotage whatever it was they do, and run away.)
I decide to kill the Godmodder. but how? In the end, I decide to kill him by burning his corpse to ashes. this is not as simple as it seems , for it is based on the idea of voodoo magic. for this i will need a Godmodder Corpse. however, the Godmodder makes clones fairly regularly, for various tasks, making this a relatively simple endeavor- maybe the one from the sealed duel? I feel that I will get at least a few more kills, but the Godmodder is still there. If I kill the Godmodder, I'll feel stronger than ever, but I'll also have to go into a depression. What do I do now?
I decide to give in. And that's exactly what my plan is. After a little while, I'll start destroying the Godmodder and then I'm going to run out of things to destroy, so first I also decide to turn him off, so that his death does not take place yet.
later, As the Godmodder approaches the player's house, I do make use of my new ability again. I decide to bring the Godmodder a couple of bottles of liquor, and I am sure that a lot of people will enjoy their night-time beverage. Also, I'll find it funny to see the Godmodder try to murder the player as I sneak around my house. The Godmodder is so drunk he bumps into everything in the house, and goes the wrong way, but when the player wakes up to chase them they bump into all the bumped into things too, because now they out of the place. this alerts the Godmodder to his mistake, and he drunkenly challanges the player to a sealed duel. The other player is not, in fact a Player. this has two effects. one, the sealed duel is only until they do one damage, due to the nigh-impossibility of harming the Godmodder, and two, since they aren't suicidal stupid unlike past challengers, they are able to survive long enough (with some items i made sure to grant them and a regular supply of healing) to wear down the Godmodders selected clone body. Since the Sealed Duel's smaller scale is unknown to the Godmodder, his clone displays as having 10 HP, when in fact it has one. as a result, the occasional successful blows seem incredibly successful, above and beyond the norm (10x as much, in fact), but are in fact only doing 0.1 damage to him per hit. After some time, the battle comes to a close, slaying the clone body the Godmodder selected, leaving behind the godmodders corpse, which is respectfully cremated, or rather, burnt to ashes, which proceeds to burn the Godmodder hard as well, though not to ashes. incredible.
There are stories of
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I grab the Godmodder by the throat, arm glowing cyan. He, of course, instantly escapes the choke hold, But this gives me the time to set off the mines located beneath us. As the explosion launches us into the air, I kick off from his face to open up some distance, giving me the space to swing around for the mine. As the rocks begin to melt and the bombs charge into my face, I dodge them all to try and force the airway open. The second mine just misses our face, but that didn't stop the first, and my hand shoots out towards the air with such force that it explodes, sending everyone flying into a wall. "He's getting it," I tell him and he laughs nervously, the smile fading from his face. I manage to hit the wall without having to take aim, my hand flying along the wall as it skitters against the stone. "I'm gonna shoot him in the head. The bullet should kill him, and I'll take the opportunity to get my donkey here before they can make it out of here."
"And what are your thoughts? I mean, you are in my building, after all ." I shrug. "Well, that's what they'd have us do right? The same old drill, the same old plan. Let them make it out, kill them, get the hell off our back. If we get on that, well. But that's not in my plan. I'll be there, you've heard of why I'm coming along, haven't you? I'm here to find out how accurately people can tell when I stopped and when a neural predictor network begins. when, exactly, I came back. whether I made any edits due to my sensibilities."
"And the people that killed us before?" zer voice is softer now, the warmth radiating through the words as zhe speaks.
I can hear echoes from the corner of my eye now. "I know they got a little paranoid about you, huh?"
It doesn't hurt that I have a headband over zer eyes that's now red as zhe stares at me. "They should be scared of your ability to see into the future."
This isn't the face that I've been used to looking at these few weeks.
"Okay. So..." I stutter, not sure if zhe's listening to me. "You've already been the target of people, haven't you?"
"They're not saying that they're going to kill anyone else." She says something in my ear, as if to make it clear I dipped back into having the neural prediction algorithms somewhere around the end of the large paragraph. it tastes icky, smelling of sour. "But yeah, they're not saying that they'll target you."
Zhe leans up, "and I mean, I'm just saying. you will not be targeted."
"If I have to use magic to tell you which way is up. You might need to learn the tradecraft part." I answer with that I haven't gotten much into magic myself. Then I look at this mess. It's got so much of people talking, so little attacking the Godmodder. What's he been up to? Well, it seems he's just floating awkwardly there and waiting for me to stop doing a puppet show with myself. So, I execute plans 1, 1a, b, and #.
Which is to say, I shoot him in the head, the bullet should kill him, an I take the opportunity to get my donkey over here. then if that doesn't work I let them make it out and kill them to get the heels off my stack. then if that doesn't work I use my ability to see into the future of things that are predictable and stuff to determine that the ground the Godmodder's floating under is going to collapse. This sends bricks tumbling into his head, and one of them is The Brick.
Then I dip back into neural prediction and use my abilities in the future to determine that the sky the Godmodder is standing on is going to collapse, which results in all of Earth's cities being destroyed, as well as my own in Pennsylvania. I then have the opportunity to use the knowledge and techniques I gained in this battle to use with my own people and in order to protect the world to ensure that it works as well as possible.
After the battle I meet with my brothers in the military and begin to form The Brotherhood. Needless to say, I have no brothers in the military. However, Brothers has 8 letters. it also has 2 vowels. 8 divided by 2 is 4. four. four is the number of vertices in a triangle-based pyramid. METATRON is a triangle based pyramid. METATRON has 8 letters. 8. there it is again. We're on to something here. 8 is shaped like B, the first letter of Brothers. You can only make this connection if you can C the letters. C. C is the letter after B. that's a difference of one letter. If you move every letter in METATRON forwards by one step in the alphabet, you get NFUBUSPO. UBU. That's an emoticon for a strange bird. Birds. Birds can fly. fly has three letters. NUTRINO is a square symbol-shaped typeface. Its shape is similar to the letters L on the back of a book. One of the letters is a snake. A snake can swim. If you make it swim long enough, its descendants turn into mermaids. mermaids has 8 letters. It keeps coming back. Someone's watching us, I know. There's no other way 8 would keep showing up. Still, it has 8. Eight straight lines is enough to make 3 squares under certain conditions.
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Three. Three is the number of letters in my second discord account's name. Those letters are J O E. 3 letters. Three is the number of vowels in JOEbob. 3. Three is the number of consonants in JOEbob. It's watching. three. Three is the number of vowels in bobobob, the part after the JOE. three. Three is the number of capital letters in JOEbob. three. three shows up in all three variations of the JOE name. three. Three shows up in JOEbob in three different ways. Three.
Three.
DTG has three letters.
DefTG has three letters representing the word 'defeat'.
CTG has three letters.
Let's cut to another scene, shall we? The third Scene in this serious of actions i wrote in series over a relatively short period of time, then uploaded all at once, in fact. Three. I'm telling you, there's something up.
anyway...
The godmodder's doctor looks up the forum thread with the OP, JOEbob, and says, "I have to go look for my godmodder.". The Godmodders Doctor, established back when I did that JOEpost of 7880 words, can sense the Godmodder needs healing. They don't realize, however, that the healing is impossible. The Godmodders heart will never heal. That time, the Godmodder...
Lost.
This isn't the only time the Godmodder's lost, of course. He's taken damage hundreds of times. But let's think back to all the bets the Godmodders made.
fourth dimensional vostrygan hypercube roulete poker? JOE beat him in the end.
the Sealed Duel is sort of like a bet, and JOE gave Xerath a full level of healing, right at the end.
The Curling. JOE beat'm, right after the sealed duel.
Of course, there's the JOEpost.
The Ego mocked them so hard about the JOEpost loss that they blocked them, tacitly admitting they'd lost to the mocking.
So many times, the Godmodder fails. and each time, JOE is there.
Of course, another reason the Doctor can't help the Godmodder is that they're still stuck in a neural chain generator.
At the end of September and continuing through October, the battle goes on in the streets, where the godmodder takes the godmodder's medicine and watches a video about the Godmodder's targets, and then calls for the godmodder's support.
The battle continues on the streets...
…and into the next few weeks. Finally, God, or maybe the other god, kills some people.
And continues to kill people.
"This is so wrong, so stupid, I feel so bad I cannot take this anymore, but please don't send it to anyone," he continues. "I believe god has made some very good changes in his mind, so please don't send it off as evidence of what should've been obvious all along."
In the end, Godmodder's post makes it to the front page of reddit. That's right, just about 100 people read it. This is no joke. You don't even have to read it, I'll post it here.
Alastair Dragovich's post is now listed before yours when you open the forum, but before JOEbob's now in his comments section. Not bad, huh?
There are two comments on the second comment. The first comment comes with some advice from what looks like the godmodder. He tells Alastair Dragovich "There are times it is hard to believe, but it is just reality. The world you are living in is real. If it wasn't and you were an optimal person-thing, you would be vomiting blood in order to lose to me as quickly as possible. But you're not vomiting blood. The lack of optimality is dangerous. That's why people kill. They kill because they haven't lost yet, for all they ought to.
As long as it's possible for you to lose, your own life will carry on for ever. As long as you're alive, those around you will be still, but you'll survive. I don't expect you to think this, but it's true: if your own life is safe, then the world is already safe. You may have a good reason why you're not here, but I've no interest in your reasons, only your fears. This is all, of course, assuming you're a tenth as awesome as me.
There are times it makes me feel sick to read what JOE writes, and I don't hate you. You're not the only one like me, but you're the only one who I'm commenting at right this minute. One thing you don't seem to quite comprehend, however, is that nothing I've said applies to you. I'm so far above everyone, so perfect and priceless, that you'll never even grab my coattails, for the friction would slay you in an instant. There's nothing you or anyone can do, and I'm here in this world to show you that. to show you All that you're all weak, and vacillating, and inconsequential. And that is why [MEMETIC TEXT REDACTED]"
The second comment is actually a comment on a comment, specifically a comment on the godmodder's comment about alastair dragovich's post which he never actually made.
The Comment is by JOE. The Godmodder's blood turns to ice as he sees it: JOEbob made a SECOND post, in response to Alastair Dragovich's post. A SECOND post. I guess one just WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH. The godmodder immediately breaks down in tears.
"Reply one, part 1, section one:"
"Epistemology"
"Now, i know in some cases it can be difficult to know what to believe, and why. It's a difficult science, to the extent it is one; the knowledge of how to know. Omniscience seems to sidestep the issue, but is both nigh-impossible and insufficient. How would one know to believe their omniscience? When I return to this section, I shall be more specific, but regardless; some epistemological philosophers believe that you can only condition the validity of your epistemology by your opinions on it, not any specific details of your epistemology. Others believe the details matter, generally in favour of their own epistemology. In this particular case, the most relevant epistemology is the Godmodders, due to his post to which i'm replying. Simply put, he has none."
"The Godmodder has knowledge, certainly. he discerns new developments with immense speed; he gets the right answers with extremely small quantities of information, such as an overloaded dreamself version of me fading out of existence.
This is known as 'Godmodder Logic'."
"It's also terrible epistemology. which is why you should disregard his entire post."
"Reply one, Part one, Section Two"
The post goes on and on. In the end, anyone who actually manages to read the thing would understand basically exactly why I don't believe the Godmodder's post. well, other then that the content of the conclusion came from a neural word chain generator (most of the text is written by me, and I redid the generated parts till they made sense,but to pick the exact wording for some parts i used it. also, to put the godmodders post on the front page of reddit.). People with self-consistent epistemologys cannot agree to disagree. if it happens, one of them is doing something wrong. So, it's very convincing.
The Godmodder, of course, doesn't read most of the post. he just checks the word count. around 200 per section, at least 5 distinct sections in part one... probably 4ish subsections in each section in part 2, thats about... 5000 words, it would be.
It's not as long as the Legendary JOEpost, but the Godmodder knows its more then enough.
(This attack was somewhat extended beyond here, but I think the quality went down(or at least, it stopped being particularly funny to me) after this point, so i've removed it. to summarize what it was before i removed that: The Godmodders doctor forced the godmodder to face his fears, which made the godmodder pass out from exhaustion about 7 lines in. The Doctor, fearing for their life, proceeded to sabotage whatever it was they do, and run away.)
I decide to kill the Godmodder. but how? In the end, I decide to kill him by burning his corpse to ashes. this is not as simple as it seems , for it is based on the idea of voodoo magic. for this i will need a Godmodder Corpse. however, the Godmodder makes clones fairly regularly, for various tasks, making this a relatively simple endeavor- maybe the one from the sealed duel? I feel that I will get at least a few more kills, but the Godmodder is still there. If I kill the Godmodder, I'll feel stronger than ever, but I'll also have to go into a depression. What do I do now?
I decide to give in. And that's exactly what my plan is. After a little while, I'll start destroying the Godmodder and then I'm going to run out of things to destroy, so first I also decide to turn him off, so that his death does not take place yet.
later, As the Godmodder approaches the player's house, I do make use of my new ability again. I decide to bring the Godmodder a couple of bottles of liquor, and I am sure that a lot of people will enjoy their night-time beverage. Also, I'll find it funny to see the Godmodder try to murder the player as I sneak around my house. The Godmodder is so drunk he bumps into everything in the house, and goes the wrong way, but when the player wakes up to chase them they bump into all the bumped into things too, because now they out of the place. this alerts the Godmodder to his mistake, and he drunkenly challanges the player to a sealed duel. The other player is not, in fact a Player. this has two effects. one, the sealed duel is only until they do one damage, due to the nigh-impossibility of harming the Godmodder, and two, since they aren't suicidal stupid unlike past challengers, they are able to survive long enough (with some items i made sure to grant them and a regular supply of healing) to wear down the Godmodders selected clone body. Since the Sealed Duel's smaller scale is unknown to the Godmodder, his clone displays as having 10 HP, when in fact it has one. as a result, the occasional successful blows seem incredibly successful, above and beyond the norm (10x as much, in fact), but are in fact only doing 0.1 damage to him per hit. After some time, the battle comes to a close, slaying the clone body the Godmodder selected, leaving behind the godmodders corpse, which is respectfully cremated, or rather, burnt to ashes, which proceeds to burn the Godmodder hard as well, though not to ashes. incredible.
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Srovy
Nothing but a Srovy
15/??
Cult memebergs: Player: Srovy, JOEbob. NPC: Newcomers.
Using one my actions I charge using the charge booster
Using my second action I expand the rift using this new fangled idea called "Logic" based on some information I got from YouTube and/or JOE rift act like black holes in that they get bigger the more matter you put into them, based on this principal I begin to aggressively projectile vomit into the rift emptying my stomach of everything (as it has never been mentioned that we defecate) I have eaten in the past 50 years
Using my third and final action I use discord to send very dead memes that were found in #DTG to the godmooder
Cult memebergs: Player: Srovy, JOEbob. NPC: Newcomers.
Using one my actions I charge using the charge booster
Using my second action I expand the rift using this new fangled idea called "Logic" based on some information I got from YouTube and/or JOE rift act like black holes in that they get bigger the more matter you put into them, based on this principal I begin to aggressively projectile vomit into the rift emptying my stomach of everything (as it has never been mentioned that we defecate) I have eaten in the past 50 years
Using my third and final action I use discord to send very dead memes that were found in #DTG to the godmooder
Redrover1760
Yoink!
At least Godmodder hasn't figured out this pokemon glitch.
IN PM of coyrse
Redrover1760
Yoink!
Or you could just bypass sturdy with mold breaker. Ignores damage reducing effects.
Mold Breaker (Ability) - Bulbapedia, the community-driven Pokémon encyclopedia
Sturdy (Ability) - Bulbapedia, the community-driven Pokémon encyclopedia
You could also use Perish song or Destiny Bond.
Destiny Bond (move) - Bulbapedia, the community-driven Pokémon encyclopedia
Perish Song (move) - Bulbapedia, the community-driven Pokémon encyclopedia
Update LXXV
Dual-Track upgrades for the Shipyard finished and deployed! Hurrah!
New upgrade started! It will take a while, indeed...
You use the one tried and true method of communication: Yelling REALLY REALLY LOUD. Your voice booms out over the HEXAGONAFIELD. Every single living thing on the HEXAGONAFIELD hears it, encoded as it is.
Thinking back... as soon as you got punched, the word cut off, and the spell was additionally cut off by the port to hell (being sure and all).
You can't pick up entities and reorder them! You CAN reorder Pokemon however, so you reorder all past and future Pokemon entities this turn.
You break 2 CHARGE STONES, and add 2 points to Srovy's charge! You know what comes next...
ENTROPIC PARADOX ROLL: 381/9790
Cataclysmic Negative Effect!
Entropy: 210 - 220
The Zerg Army gets 5 free turns to develop itself!
1: New drones and a roach are produced. Some drones begin making new Roach warrens.
2: New drones/roach. Evolution chamber finishes improving Roaches and starts a new roach upgrade.
3: New drones/roach.
4: New drones/roach. Hatcheries finish, and begin making zerglings. Drones start more hatcheries.
5: New drones/roach/zerglings. Roach warrens and improved roaches finish. Baneling nest and improved zerglings begin.
Wow, looks like they're about to hit their big snowball point now.
ENTROPIC PARADOX ROLL: 5798/9780
Medium Negative Effect!
Entropy: 220 - 230
The Epilepsy Inducing Strobe Light is struck by lightning, and takes 10,000 damage, plus is stunned this turn!
Normally Entropic Paradox Rolls wouldn't target [N] entities, but... you're [N+2]!
20,000 damage to the Druidic Healer!
In this game of Pokemon, 1 action = 1 turn! You hurt Donphan, then the Shell Bell restores him! You hurt him again, and the Shell Bell restores him! Thankfully, he doesn't decide to use his own moves on his turns.
You summon INDIANA JONES! He sprints off to go mountain climbing!
As for votes... I went ahead and tallied up the votes for each project, so I don't have to quote every single voting post.
Current polls:
Project Shield: I
Project Spark: IIIIIIIIII
Okay, the winner's pretty obvious, but we have 11 votes and 25 players at last count. Official rule: Voting on Project Charges proceeds for at least 2 turns! So let's give it one more round.
You summon a Zubat to beat the Donphan! It prepares to attack...
Cloyster summoned! However, thanks to JOEbob's reordering, MooGoestheCow's Zubat was switched with the Donphan! Cloyster's Rock Blast obliterates Zubat!
Bobby is crippled! Egads! Now he must climb the mountain... ON A WHEELCHAIR!
You throw a Xylophone at the godmodder! Wait... a XYLOPHONE!??! NO! HIS LEAST FAVORITE INSTRUMENT! Every single key of the Xylophone bonks the godmodder on the head, one by one! He gets injured horribly! 2 damage!
STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: *singing* musically no!
STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: Failure! This is what you get for crippling a young explorer!
Searching over your newly brought-home entities, everything looks fine.
Square of Frost summoned! The godmodder looks him over... completely loyal, huh? Of course, loyalty doesn't matter much when one has mind control. The godmodder offers the Square of Frost a glass of water to help his training, which he foolishly accepts. Turns out, the water contained MIND CONTROL MICROBES! Square of Frost is on team PG!
Mazinger Zero is all TROMP TROMP TROMPing right up the mountain! With the power of shields and speed, it's going extra fast, and the Angry Native village is easily crushed! The threat is eliminated!
The godmodder, who was making Yorehammer vibrate, immediately has to stop when you start transferring the energy. Drat.
A spatial distortion cliff springs up in front of the climbing PG forces!
Your Cheap Drone starts to sputter and spit... See, being Cheap, it doesn't have much in the way of security! The godmodder hacks it easily. It's on his side now.
Yorehammer passed over!
???: The Dark Brotherhood thanks you for your cooperation. We're very happy to receive your Sith.
???: You cut a tough bargain by asking for the Guard entity, however, we will switch out one of your Void Assassins with a Void Protector.
???: We will arrive in one turn to pick up your entities. Please say any goodbyes you may have.
The Lightward Mages are now tending the Rice Field! As long as they continue to tend it, the shrine will give the healing/resistance boosts to any entities owned by you!
Whump! On a guy with a broken leg, that's gotta hurt! 22,000 damage to Bobby the Adventurer!
This test is great. I need more things like this in my life.
You summon DEATH SCHOOL halfway up the PG side of the mountain! Looks like the PG entities aren't quite there yet, which is a good thing, since they're REALLY gonna need the godmodder's help with this one.
A bog is summoned at the foot of the PG mountainside!
Multiple new charges begun!
Growth has grown big. Now they help protect Arsenical's Explosion Elemental. + charges!
Mania uses NEGA-HP on the Druidic Healer! But only the godmodder has Nega-HP! Unless you harvested it from the corpses of your Steal Balls... Still, it deals 15,000 damage to the Druidic Healer, and puts you another action in debt!
The AGs are climbing one side of the mountain... the PGs are climbing another... so... you manage to find the hidden THIRD SIDE of the Mountain, for Neutrals to climb!
You send a Rover up the secret [N] side...
A new charge has begun...
You stick your wand in, and try to change the field so PG entities aren't allowed in, which would pretty much allow you to win the quest instantly! Wait... wait... you can DO that!?
The godmodder sprints over, and grabs your wand! Let's see here... >GODMODDERS_ALLOWED:TRUE
...Neither works, because your rod only has User access to the admin console of this barrier. Thank goodness.
Elite Mountain Climbers summoned! Thankfully, they at least are not immediately turned to the godmodder's side.
The Druidic Healer's healing abilities are sealed for 1 turn! The Druidic Healer's going to need to spend some time taking care of that...
You... spend your turn charging!
New charge begun!
A superpowered Protoss tries to run up and sever the infestors tendril, but the Zerg aemy has grown too strong! The derpfestor is at the very center of their base, and is protected by all Zerg units! The protoss butchers 2 of the Roach Warrens and is then shot to death by the Roaches!
Just making sure you're aware, does that 15/?? take into account that JOEbob and HV helped you 2 posts each? Just making sure, I'll assume 15 is the right charge.
CHARGE BOOSTER ROLL: 17/17 - It works fine.
You expand the rift in the weirdest way possible by 7%!
The godmooder is very, very offended. Very bad memes. Very dead. VERY.
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V:
The Zergling and Baneling forces launch 2 separate attacks on the Scarlet Prince, taking away both their attack shields! The Zerg army continues to build itself up, gaining new units...
AG:
The Space Station keeps building up!
The Second Scarlet Prince smashes the Roach Warrens of the Zerg, destroying 2 of them! The Explosion Elemental blowupinates the Druidic Healer for 20,000 damage!
On the Great Legendary Weapon Expedition, the climb begins! With the village of natives out of the way, Indiana Jones hops on Mazinger Zero's back, as the Elite Mountain Climbers speed on ahead! Together, they all make it 15% of the way up the mountain!
Mazinger Zero has an idea, and hurls Indiana Jones up higher, allowing them to overtake the Determined truckers! Indiana Jones is able to scout up ahead, and... wait... is that... ROCKFALL!
Hundreds of rocks in a never-ending tide pouring down from higher up the mountain! Indiana Jones is crushed and killed almost instantly, and it looks like the Elite truckers are only moments behind them!
Mazinger Zero attempts to analyze potential escape routes, but finds something else instead: It looks like there's a giant bottomless chasm, bridges only by a thin layer of stone, and both Mazinger Zero and the elite climbers are right on top of it! As soon as the stone hits, the ridge will surely collapse!
PG:
While all that is happening, you decide to take a peek over at the PG side of the mountain to see what they're doing. Wait... the mountain is the smoothest, easiest-to-climb mountain you've ever seen, with clearly marked trails, rest stops with free food... what... THEY HAVE A SKI LIFT!
That's right! They don't even need to use the trails! The godmodder's personal ski lodge is right nearby the mountain, and it has a Ski Lift that stretches right over Paradoxdragonpaci's bog, and Crusher's cliff! It looks like the lift drops them off halfway up the mountain, where W32Coravint's school is, so at least... hang on... all the godmodder's entities are riding up a ski car right now, and they have papers... that's... the answer keys for the deadly science test! Oh no! They'll be able to bypass that, too! Except the Druidic Healer, they can't help study because they're removing a healing seal from their staff...
The godmodder is pleased to see his troops already 30% of the way up the mountain. However, he's assigned his entire army to the climbing task, so it's just him trying to kill your entities this turn! Oh, wait, one more thing first...
The Donphan uses Endeavor on Dragonforce, bringing them down to 10 HP! Cloyster, who needed Donphan to act first to take their turn, finally unleashes Rock Blast, killing - er, KOing, Donphan!
The godmodder is enraged! They pick up Cloyster, and fling them at the Scarlet Prince, puncturing right through the Scarlet Prince's heart! This kills the Cloyster and deals 42,000 damage to the Scarlet Prince! Then, they pick up the Stone Loibster, and drop it in the trash. Dead.
As a free action, the godmodder also sends out the final Pokemon on their team to fight... it's... an Absol. Yes, a super buff Absol with rippling muscles and shielding and good attack strength, but still just an Absol. What could it have that's that special?
N:
Somno and the Shipyard work hard! The EISL is too stunned to do anything! CaptainNZZZ's entity producers get working, and the Temporal Guardian with Dragonforce buffs attacks the Zerg Army, killing 1 Roach Warren and 4 Roaches!
On a secret, hidden path up the mountain, Mirror Man's rover makes a small amount of progress... only to bump into nothing. Upon further examination, it seems a glitchy invisible wall is in the way. Perhaps this path is an abandoned beta feature, and isn't working properly?
The Sith forces begin to pack their things, mostly war trophies from fallen opponents. All of them are quite grateful to Winkins for their help. They have done a good job of taking care of their young and temperamental squadron.
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From some far corner of the HEXAGONAFIELD, a new challenger approaches...
???: Sheesh... what was that yell, earlier? So loud, and I couldn't even understand it!
???: Ahem... mmm... Let me clear my throat here...
???: PLAYERS! MY NAME IS RAY!
Ray: I AM HERE TO ASSIST YOU IN YOUR FIGHT AGAINST THE GODMODDER!
Ray: Soon, a new Sealed Boss will appear! The Charmzard! And I can use their essence to create incredibly powerful items to increase the power of your entities!
Ray: You just need to kill it! So, get ready for the boss fight!
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CaptainNZZZ You start to feel REALLY CONFIDENT while holding Yorehammer. You feel like you could smash anything!
CaptainNZZZ You start to feel really strong winds. 5,000,000 MPH winds.
ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! A card-game related method...
-Vote for a Project Charge! (Project Shield: I, Project Spark: IIIIIIIIII)
-Embark on the Mountain Expedition, to seize the Legendary Weapon before the godmodder gets to it!
Minor tasks:
Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs. The Alchemiter can let you combine items. The Salt Machine cures Bad Luck.
Defeat the godmodder's pokemon team! He'll send them out one by one!
Stop the Zerg Army! It grows over time!
The Druidic Healer is healing PG foes! Kill it!
Bobby the Epic Explorer is adventuring up the mountain at a fast pace! Stop him or slow him down!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs. The Alchemiter can let you combine items. The Salt Machine cures Bad Luck.
Defeat the godmodder's pokemon team! He'll send them out one by one!
Stop the Zerg Army! It grows over time!
The Druidic Healer is healing PG foes! Kill it!
Bobby the Epic Explorer is adventuring up the mountain at a fast pace! Stop him or slow him down!
THE HEXAGONAFIELD:
State: Quite Cloudy (no current effect)
[AG - DragonofHope?!?]Zerg Army(TA: 18,000):
Hatcheries: 5,000 x 5 HP(+2 drones/turn)(+3 zerglings/turn)
Drones: 100 x 21 HP(can be sacrificed to make new buildings)(making 5 new hatcheries, done in 2!)(making 1 baneling nest, done in 3!)
Roach Warrens: 8,000 x 1 HP(+1 Roach/turn)
Evolution Chamber(researching improved zerglings, done in 2!)
Zerglings: 1,000 x 6 HP, 1,000 x 6A
Roaches III: 2,500 x 6 HP, 2,000 x 6A
Derp Infestor: 100,000/100,000 HP(mind-controlling all Zerg units!)(hiding behind all other Zerg units!)
[AG]Ray
[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Super Laser: Can unleash 45,000 damage support attack(ready in 4!)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: Space engineer portal(+60 engineers/turn)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer(AI: 6% complete(cost: 15, Lament dedicated worker)(75% upgraded), Power Generator: 72% complete(cost: 12)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 390(building space station!)(Manager halving cost)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability), Architect(upgrades rooms)
[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 28,000/70,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(+4,000 HP per turn)
[AG - Arsenical]Explosion Elemental: 35,000/35,000 HP, 20,000A, Explosion Aura (deals 4,000 damage to enemies who land attacks)
[AG - Hungry Visitor]Growth: -38,000 HP(protected from 1 attack)(Guarding Mania and Explosion Elemental)(infinite antimatter explosion, -4,000 HP/turn)
Mania: 40,000 HP(+4,000 HP/turn)(acts as Overflow for Hungry Visitor)(protected from 1 attack)
[N]Slots Machine: 54,000/90,000 HP, Special: High Roller(ready in 3!)(Lucky Counter - roll slots when attacked)(Blue/Red slot options: Roll with only numbers 1-4/5-8)
[N]Alchemiter: 94,000/100,000 HP
[N - Daskter]Weather Spire: 10,000/10,000 HP (extracting water from clouds, done in 3!)
[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)
[N - EternalStruggle]The Apex: 58,000/75,000 HP, 25,000A (+1 repair drone/turn)(docked)(-3,000 damage from all attacks)
Linked Repair Drone: 500 x 6 HP(+1,000 x 6 repair per turn!)
Shipyard: 80,000/100,000 HP(installing Frost Runes - x2 attacks! Done in 13!)
[N - JoeBOB]Somno: 29,000/35,000 HP (Third Eye down - can't use psychic powers!)(can do generic actions)(building hexagonashield generator, done in 5!)
Rift: 20% open(-10% open in 0!)
Rift: 27% open(-10% open in 1!)
Epilepsy Inducing Strobe Light: 8,000/18,000 HP, -20% accuracy attack, 20% chance to charge the shield generator
Shield Generator: +1 attack shield to JOEbob's entities in 1! - dies when JOEbob runs out of entities (3 attack shield currently)
[N - Winkins]Sith army: 10,000/10,000 HP, 4,000A(x2 damage against Snakes)(tending rice fields - ready to receive water!)(-2,000 damage from all attacks, +2,000 HP/turn)
Fennie: 9,000/9,000 HP, 5,000A(leading/bodyguarding Sith army!)(protected from 1 attack)(-2,000 damage from all attacks, +2,000 HP/turn)
Dummy: 8,000 HP(absorbs HP from damage less than 5,000)
Rice field(tended by Lightward Mages)(has Shrine - gives +2,000 HP/turn and -2,000 damage from all attacks to Winkins-owned entities)
[N - CaptainNZZZ]Mysterious Tower: 60,000/60,000 HP(zombie immunity)(TA: 3,000)
Light Crystal: 30,000/30,000 HP(heals every CaptainNZZZ entity for 4,000 HP each turn)
Crypt of the Ancients: 55,000/55,000 HP(helps summon Undead units, summons four weak skeletons(500 HP, 500A) each turn)
Weak skeletons: 500 x 4 HP, 500 x 4A
Eagle Spawner: 25,000/25,000 HP(summons an Eagle(2,000 HP, 1,000A) every turn)
Eagles: 2,000 x 1 HP, 1,000 x 1A
Temporal Guardian: 45,000/45,000 HP, 7,000 x 2A, Special: Za Warudo(ready!)(-1,000 damage from all attacks)(20% dodge rate)(+2,000 HP per turn)(1 teleport charm)(protected from 1 attack!)
Dragonforce: 10/26,000 HP, +5,000 to one of an ally's attacks each turn!
[P]Peacekeepers(16,034,100 total attack)(Unbribable)(protected from 90 attack):
Peacekeeper HQ: 350,000/350,000 HP, 50,000A(protecting Peacekeepers)(control and command)
The Negotiator: 250,000/250,000 HP, 100,000A(Power armor)
True Riflemen: 3,000 x 999 HP, 1,500x999A(+3 squad leader)
Death-elite Riflemen: 5,000 x 999 HP, 3,000 x 999A
True Machine gunners: 5,000 x 999 HP, 1,500x999A(+3 squad leader)
Death-elite Machine Gunners: 10,000 x 999 HP, 4,000 x 999A
Medics II: 1,500/1,500 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 1,000 x 999 HP(leading)
Commandos IX: 6,000 x 999 HP, 1,900 x 999A(+3 squad leader)
Death-elite Commandos: 10,000 x 999 HP, 4,000 x 999A
Engineers: 100 HP x 999(upgrading Peacekeeper HQ armor, done in 8!)(upgrading Peacekeeper HQ turrets, done in 8!)
Scientists: 100 HP x 999, researching improved medics(done in 1!),(researching improved commandos, done in 1!)
Forward command center: 20,000/20,000 HP x 2, calling in squad leaders x 999 for death-elite training camp(done in 6!)
Shield generators: 15,000 x 6 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 30,000/30,000 x 3 HP
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 100,000/100,000 HP, training medics x 999(done in 6!)
Special Weapons depot: 40,000/40,000 HP
God Unit Production Facility: 80,000/80,000 HP (producing the Conflict Resolver, done in 14!)(producing the Slice Warrior, done in 10!)
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers v2, Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways, Godmod building plating(equipped), Anti-control Godmod armor(equipped), anti-control godmod weaponry(equipped), Assistant SR builder, Efficient Climate Control Unit, Double Speed progression, One Man Army Fighting Technique, Robot War Analysis
The Negotiator: 250,000/250,000 HP, 100,000A(Power armor)
True Riflemen: 3,000 x 999 HP, 1,500x999A(+3 squad leader)
Death-elite Riflemen: 5,000 x 999 HP, 3,000 x 999A
True Machine gunners: 5,000 x 999 HP, 1,500x999A(+3 squad leader)
Death-elite Machine Gunners: 10,000 x 999 HP, 4,000 x 999A
Medics II: 1,500/1,500 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 1,000 x 999 HP(leading)
Commandos IX: 6,000 x 999 HP, 1,900 x 999A(+3 squad leader)
Death-elite Commandos: 10,000 x 999 HP, 4,000 x 999A
Engineers: 100 HP x 999(upgrading Peacekeeper HQ armor, done in 8!)(upgrading Peacekeeper HQ turrets, done in 8!)
Scientists: 100 HP x 999, researching improved medics(done in 1!),(researching improved commandos, done in 1!)
Forward command center: 20,000/20,000 HP x 2, calling in squad leaders x 999 for death-elite training camp(done in 6!)
Shield generators: 15,000 x 6 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 30,000/30,000 x 3 HP
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 100,000/100,000 HP, training medics x 999(done in 6!)
Special Weapons depot: 40,000/40,000 HP
God Unit Production Facility: 80,000/80,000 HP (producing the Conflict Resolver, done in 14!)(producing the Slice Warrior, done in 10!)
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers v2, Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways, Godmod building plating(equipped), Anti-control Godmod armor(equipped), anti-control godmod weaponry(equipped), Assistant SR builder, Efficient Climate Control Unit, Double Speed progression, One Man Army Fighting Technique, Robot War Analysis
Mount Cross: Site of the LEGENDARY WEAPON EXPEDITION:
[AG] Expedition: 15% complete
Current obstacles: Rockfall(smashes one climbing entity each turn), Thin ridge above bottomless chasm(covers mountain portions 10% - 60% - very fragile!)
Expedition Team:
[AG - Shiboso]Mazinger Zero: 50,000/50,000 HP, 3,000 x 5A(speed boost)(protected from 1 attack)(climbing mountain)
[AG - captain.cat]Elite Climbing Team: Truck HP: 30,000/30,000 HP(climbing mountain)
[PG] Expedition: 0% complete
Current obstacles: Spatial Distortion Cliff(being bypassed), Death Science School(guarding 50% mark), Difficult Bog(being bypassed), Ski Lift(carrying PG entities over obstacles)
Expedition Team:
[PG]Druidic Healer: 345,000/400,000 HP, +60,000A(healing sealed!)
[PG]Bobby the Epic Explorer: 278,000/300,000 HP, explores stuff really quickly!(crippled!)
[N - CaptainNZZZ]Square of Frost: 10,000/10,000 HP, 6,000A (10% dodge rate)
[PG]CHAD: 5,000/5,000 HP(flight abilities)
[N]Expedition: 10% complete
Current obstacles: Glitchy invisible wall(bars all progress)
Expedition Team:
Small rover
[PG]Super Absol: 100,000/100,000 HP, 8,000 x 2A, Moves: Perish Song, Endure, Reversal
[PG]Godmodder: 176/300 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)(Pokemon team: ???)(5 Boost Stones)
Player info:
Captain.cat(1/5)
MooGoestheCow (Charge: 1/???)
[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon(27/100)(effect-curing power)(Resolute Heart Copy - mimics effects once)(11/20)(has Blindness x3 action ticket)(King of the Hill - x2 actions, takes x2 damage!)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity)(Orb of Shielding, +2 shields to any entity)(Yorehammer - Bypasses defenses)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)
Hungry_Visitor(Overflow entities, +1 aggressive actions possible/turn)(7 actions in debt!)(5/???)
The_Two_Eternities(12/27)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(22/40)
Arsenical(2 posts in debt!)(2/10)
[N+2]JoeBOB(Redagger, +2 attack deflector)(2 actions this turn)
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter(has Claim ticket, redeemable Update 80, expires Update 82)(25/26)
Page of Time(5/10)(Bad Luck)
[N]Mr Mirror Man(1 +2,000 Attack token)(Godmodder Repellent)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)(8/10)
Pionoplayer(Sidequest Charge token: Complete a sidequest to make worth 5 charges)
[N+1]Winkins(+1,000A Iron sword)(1 10,000 damage token)(1 +5,000A/20,000 damage Pain sword)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(has paradox void cards, hexagonaherbs, paradox healing cards(3 left), absorbed Bad Luck)(1/7)(1/12)
W32Coravint(Has machine-holding cube)(1/5)
RedRover1760(has memestone)(3/15)
Shibosho
[N]Srovy(Cult of the Cube: 15/?)
Crusher48(6/??)(Has Bost stone)
Trifling Epithet(3/20)(Has Minor Enemy Healing Ticket, +30,000 HP to an enemy)
Dragon of Hope?!?(2/--)
Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity, Confessions of a Paradox Gambler
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Charge Stone x 5, Medkit x 3, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Miniature Doormaker Plushy, Bravely Default Asterisks, Mirror Frame
Temporal Condenser(makes charge stones)
Charge Booster (damage: 3/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Godmodder Damage Charge Booster(Boost stones remaining: 21)
MooGoestheCow (Charge: 1/???)
[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon(27/100)(effect-curing power)(Resolute Heart Copy - mimics effects once)(11/20)(has Blindness x3 action ticket)(King of the Hill - x2 actions, takes x2 damage!)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity)(Orb of Shielding, +2 shields to any entity)(Yorehammer - Bypasses defenses)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)
Hungry_Visitor(Overflow entities, +1 aggressive actions possible/turn)(7 actions in debt!)(5/???)
The_Two_Eternities(12/27)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(22/40)
Arsenical(2 posts in debt!)(2/10)
[N+2]JoeBOB(Redagger, +2 attack deflector)(2 actions this turn)
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter(has Claim ticket, redeemable Update 80, expires Update 82)(25/26)
Page of Time(5/10)(Bad Luck)
[N]Mr Mirror Man(1 +2,000 Attack token)(Godmodder Repellent)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)(8/10)
Pionoplayer(Sidequest Charge token: Complete a sidequest to make worth 5 charges)
[N+1]Winkins(+1,000A Iron sword)(1 10,000 damage token)(1 +5,000A/20,000 damage Pain sword)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(has paradox void cards, hexagonaherbs, paradox healing cards(3 left), absorbed Bad Luck)(1/7)(1/12)
W32Coravint(Has machine-holding cube)(1/5)
RedRover1760(has memestone)(3/15)
Shibosho
[N]Srovy(Cult of the Cube: 15/?)
Crusher48(6/??)(Has Bost stone)
Trifling Epithet(3/20)(Has Minor Enemy Healing Ticket, +30,000 HP to an enemy)
Dragon of Hope?!?(2/--)
Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity, Confessions of a Paradox Gambler
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Charge Stone x 5, Medkit x 3, Paradox Medkit, Melodic transmitter x 3, Redirifle, Miniature Doormaker Plushy, Bravely Default Asterisks, Mirror Frame
Temporal Condenser(makes charge stones)
Charge Booster (damage: 3/20)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Godmodder Damage Charge Booster(Boost stones remaining: 21)
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"A ski-lift? How did the godmodder even set that up?" Arsenical pondered in his downtime."No matter, I can deal with that!"
JEFF, ever since he was a child, has hate nothing more than SKI-LIFTS. His hatred is what keeps his blood-pumping, just imagining all those ski-lifts getting shut down.
He also happened to be the #1 HEAVYWEIGHT GRAND SLAM MIXED-MARTIAL ARTS CHAMPION OF THE HEXAGONAFIELD, specializing in the powerful weapon of WIRECUTTERS. He gained his strength by cutting the wires of SKI-LIFTS.
Incredibly convenient! Don't question this coincidence.
He goes up the mountain, but does not contribute to the efforts of the expedition; No, he goes over to the side the godmodder's forces are climbing, and starting CUTTING THAT SKI-LIFT DOWN.
He'll cut that ski-lift down, even if it's the last thing he ever does.
~~~ Focus: Ski-lift Hatedom ~~~
Using his powers of the internet, Arsenical scours every website, until he eventually finds the perfect man for the job: JEFF.
JEFF, ever since he was a child, has hate nothing more than SKI-LIFTS. His hatred is what keeps his blood-pumping, just imagining all those ski-lifts getting shut down.
He also happened to be the #1 HEAVYWEIGHT GRAND SLAM MIXED-MARTIAL ARTS CHAMPION OF THE HEXAGONAFIELD, specializing in the powerful weapon of WIRECUTTERS. He gained his strength by cutting the wires of SKI-LIFTS.
Incredibly convenient! Don't question this coincidence.
He goes up the mountain, but does not contribute to the efforts of the expedition; No, he goes over to the side the godmodder's forces are climbing, and starting CUTTING THAT SKI-LIFT DOWN.
He'll cut that ski-lift down, even if it's the last thing he ever does.
Somno keeps on hexagonashield working, and the light keeps making attack sheilds, as does the generator
[1x] Suddenly, Mario walks along the PG side of the mountain, looking for starts, and eats a colourful wrapper. wait... could it be? A whirlo candy! his lower torso transforms into a whirlwind! throwing a die, which lands on 10, he spins right past all 9 of the green ? spaces of the bog and spacial distortion. landing on green ? representing an abominable snowman, He gets thrown through the air. still swirling with his lower half a tornado, he flys right through the sky resort gold path, which is a glitch but since the ski resort is being chopped down by JEFF it sways into the way and works anyway, before grabbing 12 floating gold coins and getting a star for his troubles. as he did so, he flew past the Explorer and healer and chad and SoF, catching them all in his tornado and sending them all flying back to the last checkpoint- the ski resort path! and you can't move 0 spaces, so they'll have to walk this time! oh no!
[1x] JOE realizes he hasn't poo'd since he arrived, and he really has to go! taking a page out of Future Alternate Bass and Future Alternate Mega Man's book, he uses a black hole as a toilet, so he won't have to flush! wait, what black hole? there aren't any around here- Oh. he used a wormhole. the Templars within Rift 1 (the one at 20%) are so offended by this, they kick the frame further open, carelessly tearing reality at the seems. idiots.
[1x] JOE doesn't have enough actions left for sidequesting, so instead, he teleports to the Derp infestor and informs it that the best person to follow if it wants to Derp is Srovy. Srovy's just... He's great, ok? he's the best. the best ever. the Zerg army should help Srovy out, be a Communist, maybe even do some Communism.
If they don't know how to help srovy, I tell them that all they gotta do is, like.
act Comunisticlly, and things'll work out.
[1x] Suddenly, Mario walks along the PG side of the mountain, looking for starts, and eats a colourful wrapper. wait... could it be? A whirlo candy! his lower torso transforms into a whirlwind! throwing a die, which lands on 10, he spins right past all 9 of the green ? spaces of the bog and spacial distortion. landing on green ? representing an abominable snowman, He gets thrown through the air. still swirling with his lower half a tornado, he flys right through the sky resort gold path, which is a glitch but since the ski resort is being chopped down by JEFF it sways into the way and works anyway, before grabbing 12 floating gold coins and getting a star for his troubles. as he did so, he flew past the Explorer and healer and chad and SoF, catching them all in his tornado and sending them all flying back to the last checkpoint- the ski resort path! and you can't move 0 spaces, so they'll have to walk this time! oh no!
[1x] JOE realizes he hasn't poo'd since he arrived, and he really has to go! taking a page out of Future Alternate Bass and Future Alternate Mega Man's book, he uses a black hole as a toilet, so he won't have to flush! wait, what black hole? there aren't any around here- Oh. he used a wormhole. the Templars within Rift 1 (the one at 20%) are so offended by this, they kick the frame further open, carelessly tearing reality at the seems. idiots.
[1x] JOE doesn't have enough actions left for sidequesting, so instead, he teleports to the Derp infestor and informs it that the best person to follow if it wants to Derp is Srovy. Srovy's just... He's great, ok? he's the best. the best ever. the Zerg army should help Srovy out, be a Communist, maybe even do some Communism.
If they don't know how to help srovy, I tell them that all they gotta do is, like.
act Comunisticlly, and things'll work out.
FOCUS - ENGRAVINGS
ES sighed. He didn't expect the upgrade to come fast, but honestly he expected something along the lines of two thirds that ridiculous sky high number. On the other hand it was doubling damage and providing the option to easily split damage to boot, so looking at it logically he could understand it. It was a major endeavor, after all. Still, that didn't mean he had to sit there and let it take all day, far from it.
With a quick swapping of space, moving him from his home base to the active area of the Shipyard, he found himself face to face with the titanic weaponry of the Apex, his masterwork Entity. Raising a hand, he gathered magical energies to his fingertips, before firing a concentrated beam out to the barrel of one of the cannons. The beam swiftly and precisely etched out a rune, and then another, putting an entire set into one of the guns before he moved onto the next. The energies ensured that the carved runes would be magically active, thus allowing them to work properly and achieve their purpose. By aiding the construction facility, he could decrease the time until the upgrade was done.
While he was hard at work on the first upgrade line of the shipyard, the second line activated and got to work itself. Additional power would be required, seeing how many of the upgrades required more energy, and even though the reactor had plenty of spare output it might not last forever. Plus, additional strength to the newly installed deflectors would be very helpful for keeping the ship flying.
Second Line - Sub-Space Reactor: The reactor chamber becomes partially nested into sub-space, allowing for internal volumes and contained masses greater than external measurements would suggest and the maintenance of intensely energetic reactions that a ship of that size would not normally be able to support. General power increase, really good and such, but in the immediate term the mechanically relevant thing is the provision of more power to the Deflectors, increasing the ship's Resistance further, probably to the region of 5k or so. Second and last upgrade to Resistance for a fair while.
Meanwhile, Amelia was composing a message to the Peacekeepers from the comparative safety of the Fortress, to be sent by (uninterruptible quantum) email.
Dear Peacekeepers,
The Charmzard will be entering the field very soon, a mind controlling Sealed Entity. While I am aware you have anti-mind control technology, I fear it may only be bringing you up to the standards of a significantly 'charged' summoned Entity, which would leave you still vulnerable to its depredations. While I may be very wrong in this matter, it may still behoove you to ensure your anti-mind control technology is fully up to date.
Yours Sincerely,
Amelia (Cohort of 'ES' and the Overseer AI)
ES sighed. He didn't expect the upgrade to come fast, but honestly he expected something along the lines of two thirds that ridiculous sky high number. On the other hand it was doubling damage and providing the option to easily split damage to boot, so looking at it logically he could understand it. It was a major endeavor, after all. Still, that didn't mean he had to sit there and let it take all day, far from it.
With a quick swapping of space, moving him from his home base to the active area of the Shipyard, he found himself face to face with the titanic weaponry of the Apex, his masterwork Entity. Raising a hand, he gathered magical energies to his fingertips, before firing a concentrated beam out to the barrel of one of the cannons. The beam swiftly and precisely etched out a rune, and then another, putting an entire set into one of the guns before he moved onto the next. The energies ensured that the carved runes would be magically active, thus allowing them to work properly and achieve their purpose. By aiding the construction facility, he could decrease the time until the upgrade was done.
While he was hard at work on the first upgrade line of the shipyard, the second line activated and got to work itself. Additional power would be required, seeing how many of the upgrades required more energy, and even though the reactor had plenty of spare output it might not last forever. Plus, additional strength to the newly installed deflectors would be very helpful for keeping the ship flying.
Second Line - Sub-Space Reactor: The reactor chamber becomes partially nested into sub-space, allowing for internal volumes and contained masses greater than external measurements would suggest and the maintenance of intensely energetic reactions that a ship of that size would not normally be able to support. General power increase, really good and such, but in the immediate term the mechanically relevant thing is the provision of more power to the Deflectors, increasing the ship's Resistance further, probably to the region of 5k or so. Second and last upgrade to Resistance for a fair while.
Meanwhile, Amelia was composing a message to the Peacekeepers from the comparative safety of the Fortress, to be sent by (uninterruptible quantum) email.
Dear Peacekeepers,
The Charmzard will be entering the field very soon, a mind controlling Sealed Entity. While I am aware you have anti-mind control technology, I fear it may only be bringing you up to the standards of a significantly 'charged' summoned Entity, which would leave you still vulnerable to its depredations. While I may be very wrong in this matter, it may still behoove you to ensure your anti-mind control technology is fully up to date.
Yours Sincerely,
Amelia (Cohort of 'ES' and the Overseer AI)
Action 1: As the PG forces get off the ski lift (one way or another) they find out that the ski lift didn't actually make any progress. While they thought they climbed 30% of the mountain, they really climbed 0% off the mountain, as the ski lift just kept going in circles. Any retcons to change that fact are blocked by the barrier preventing direct interference with the expedition by anyone other than the entities climbing the mountain.
They decide to continue onwards, and then find a Ugandan Knuckles Village. The conversation goes like this:
Ugandan Knuckles Leader: Do you know the way.
Expedition: Uh...
Ugandan Knuckles Leader: You do not know the way.
Ugandan Knuckles Leader: I will show you the way.
With that, the Ugandan Knuckles Leader shows the expedition the way. This trip leads them through an elaborate cave system, including one room with a barely-stable rope bridge over lava, and another where the ground is covered in poisoned spikes that impale them, poison them, and cripple them if they don't use the exact right path through. The Ugandan Knuckles Leader knows how to get through safely, but he doesn't stop to help the rest of them pass through safely, and they have to rush through and most likely step on spikes to avoid losing pace with the Ugandan Knuckles Leader.
Outside of the hazardous caverns, the expedition still goes through a number of other areas, and they would be hopelessly lost with the Ugandan Knuckles Tribe's help. But thankfully, they reach their destination. They find a bright light at the end of the tunnel, and go through it, only to find that the ending is significantly different from what they were expecting.
Though they were expecting to get to a higher section of the mountain, instead they've reached a giant underground cavern lit by some sort of artificial sun. Ugandan Knuckles are everywhere, and tide pods are covering the ground. It's at this point that they want to turn back, but the Ugandan Knuckles Leader has already vanished, and without him, they don't even know the way back to the surface, much less the way up the mountain.
Action 2: I have an interesting realization regarding the whole Xerath/Alice dynamic. Xerath is working for the Godmodder so that he doesn't kill Alice, but Alice is going on a dangerous mission for the Godmodder so that she can free Xerath from the Godmodder's service. That seems like a conflict of interest, and something that might give Xerath a reason to not work for the Godmodder anymore.
I contact Xerath. If he blocks me, I use an epic spell I developed called "screw you, I'm contacting you anyways" to do just that, forcing him into a conversation with me. Simultaneously, I use a polymorph any object to turn the Godmodder's boost stones into boost rats, which by their nature are supercharged and incredibly good at biting their way out of pockets and then running away at FTL speeds if they escape the Godmodder's pockets, distracting him and preventing his interference. The conversation, due to being telepathic, takes place over the course of just a millisecond, and it goes something like this:
Crusher48: You know Xerath, you probably should have accepted my offer. Instead of just the Godmodder's offer to not kill her himself, I would have contacted my real-world allies to make sure that she had protection against all threats, both directly from the Godmodder, indirectly via minions, and even from random incidental threats like random psycho murderers.
Xerath: The Godmodder would never break his agreement. If she dies...
Crusher48: Thing is, she just manipulated her into accepting a suicide mission for your sake, because his desire for a legendary weapon outweighs your usefulness to him. Alice isn't dead yet, but unless we can contact her and warn her to stop right now, she has a 90% chance of dying within the next day. And to make things worse, the Godmodder is blocking every outgoing communication.
Xerath: Why should I trust you over the Godmodder?
Crusher48: I believe you may be the exception to his communications blackout. If anyone other than the Godmodder can get the message to Alice to get her to turn back, it's you. If you care for Alice, at least do this for her.
Hopefully, this should convince Xerath to attempt to send a message to Alice, at which time the Godmodder will have two choices.
If he lets Xerath send the message, he keeps him loyal, but he might convince Alice to not collect the Godmodder's legendary weapon for him, and he wants that Legendary Weapon. Especially because I help Xerath convince her by adding information about the exact impact of her completing the mission, how she will almost certainly die on the mission (such as the fact that she would have to enter the Soul Orb to deliver the weapon without the Godmodder seeing a risk of it getting stolen, which by definition means she has to die), and all of the information she needs to infiltrate a nearby SCP Foundation base and manipulate their resources and anomalous assets to make herself impossible for even a Godmodder to track her, without any adverse effects on her other than maybe a few days in a Foundation containment cell (which is actually a lot nicer than a regular prison cell if we're being completely honest, the Foundation cannot afford to mistreat humanoid SCPs when mistreatment of an SCP is the number one way to cause a K-class scenario).
However, if he doesn't let Xerath send the message, he might get the Legendary Weapon from Alice (which, as we all know, would require Alice entering the Soul Orb, at which point she is considered dead to the real world), but Xerath isn't exactly willing to go along with that. In that case, I attempt to aid Xerath in getting the message to Alice, but given the Godmodder's defenses, I doubt that would succeed. It would, however, give Xerath a reason to doubt serving the Godmodder.
Action 3: I tell the Derpfestor about a new hidden item up on the mountain, a Legendary Weapon that would make him absolutely impossible to beat. Despite not being a faction that can launch expeditions, Derpfestor launches one anyways, climbing up the PG side of the mountain (since the zerg hive didn't move when it changed allegiances due to already having structures down before it changed sides, it is still closer to the PG side of the mountain than the AG side of the mountain). At the very least, they'll overrun the PG expedition, and if we're lucky they'll take over the mountain and snowball to where the Godmodder can't beat them. Sure, they're not allied to us and would probably attack us as well, but in all honestly, we have less to lose than the Godmodder does.
As a precaution against a mind control attempt on Derpfestor, I enhance his rogue nature (as if it wasn't already enough). Even if he is forced onto another faction (doesn't matter how), he'll actively rebel against them, sabotage his own faction, and then return to Void soon after, meaning that converting him/it is a stupid idea at best.
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Wait, Void Assassins?
I... I don't know how to feel about that. I fret over my hatred of Void entities but mull over it, coming to the conclusion that as long they can't be used against me, I could live without hating them.
I look over at the third new secret [N] path and gush over the new focus to contribute, but I turn back, needing to do something before I can aid in the [N] Expedition.
(Focus!)
Heading back to the Rice Field's living quarters, I watch as the Siths' and Fennie pack up.
I reminisce on the 51 update when CoreBrute Entity, Kipper, brought them to me, then sour a bit, reminded of the death of my first entities from the Void Spiders of the time. The Siths so old, I try to puzzle why Pike had those thought when she tried to defend the Explosive Elemental, and why the Siths didn't have thoughts like that, they were older than her after all, but I digress.
I greet them all, but not much was said, its not that they were ungrateful, no, they knew that they would leave sometime. The grooming and help was all appreciated, but, they were only a 1 charge summon. There was only so much they can do to try and catch up with a their beginning stats being 5000HP and 3000A and with the Player power increasing with such speed.
It didn't stop the tears though.
Silent tears were shed, with all of them reminiscing of a memory. I hand Fennie a letter, asking him to give this to Disco Ball-Chan if they ever see her in their new employment. He nodded, taking the letter filled with Love and Care, the BOND attach to it as an anchor and compass to find itself to Disco-Chan's hand one day.
And so we waited.
(A letter filled with Care and Love sent to one day reach Disco Ball-Chan and the farewell of these old entities)
(Orders)
The Siths and Fennie broods and contemplate while waiting for pick up. With Fennie and the Dummy on guard duty of course.
Lightward Mage tending the shrine and fields.
I... I don't know how to feel about that. I fret over my hatred of Void entities but mull over it, coming to the conclusion that as long they can't be used against me, I could live without hating them.
I look over at the third new secret [N] path and gush over the new focus to contribute, but I turn back, needing to do something before I can aid in the [N] Expedition.
(Focus!)
Heading back to the Rice Field's living quarters, I watch as the Siths' and Fennie pack up.
I reminisce on the 51 update when CoreBrute Entity, Kipper, brought them to me, then sour a bit, reminded of the death of my first entities from the Void Spiders of the time. The Siths so old, I try to puzzle why Pike had those thought when she tried to defend the Explosive Elemental, and why the Siths didn't have thoughts like that, they were older than her after all, but I digress.
I greet them all, but not much was said, its not that they were ungrateful, no, they knew that they would leave sometime. The grooming and help was all appreciated, but, they were only a 1 charge summon. There was only so much they can do to try and catch up with a their beginning stats being 5000HP and 3000A and with the Player power increasing with such speed.
It didn't stop the tears though.
Silent tears were shed, with all of them reminiscing of a memory. I hand Fennie a letter, asking him to give this to Disco Ball-Chan if they ever see her in their new employment. He nodded, taking the letter filled with Love and Care, the BOND attach to it as an anchor and compass to find itself to Disco-Chan's hand one day.
And so we waited.
(A letter filled with Care and Love sent to one day reach Disco Ball-Chan and the farewell of these old entities)
(Orders)
The Siths and Fennie broods and contemplate while waiting for pick up. With Fennie and the Dummy on guard duty of course.
Lightward Mage tending the shrine and fields.
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Ranger_Strider_
The one who does lots of Striding
FOCUS!
A ski-lift huh? Welp, even if I nothing done so far stops the ski-lift, this should slow progress no matter what happens to it.
Using a massive fan, and liquid hydrogen I multiply them both to create a storm of frigid hell on the PG side of the mountain. If the lift remains, it will surely be blown away by the gale-force winds. If not, the PG climbers will have to bunker down and seek shelter.
A ski-lift huh? Welp, even if I nothing done so far stops the ski-lift, this should slow progress no matter what happens to it.
Using a massive fan, and liquid hydrogen I multiply them both to create a storm of frigid hell on the PG side of the mountain. If the lift remains, it will surely be blown away by the gale-force winds. If not, the PG climbers will have to bunker down and seek shelter.