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Defeat The Godmodder

"Well fuck." Is all i can say now that the True DarkShard gained a massive powerup. 'Well not much that be done to reverse that bad idea, Sadly we a can only move forward.' Rubbing my mustache I try to think of a new plan of attack. 'Ehh.... Fuck it this is the best idea that I got right now.'

Focus action - "The Armor of light!"

'I wish for 3 attack shields to protect the Unsealed Lightshard!' Suddenly 3 attack shields appear in the form of heavy armor around the Unsealed Lightshard. The Armor while looking heavy does nothing to slow down the Unsealed Lightshard. Looking at the armor anyone can tell it's going to be tough to crack.
 
I try paradox void cards && Hexagonalherbs
Using bursts of paradoxified wind I attempt to put back the mirror shards,of the mirror is already fixed then the wind will attempt to push back the True Darkshard towards the Mirror
Save Point 7/10 For the first 3 turns, I have spent them gathering the sacred Light of the Stars and turning it into a star shape then I left it to gather Justice,to point the way back,Bravery,to provide the Motion,Patience, to help block against the ill effects of Time-Travel along with Integrity to Reinforce the SOUL.However the next 3 Virtues need to be added personally
 
Utilizing one boost stone.
[1x]
I Predict a Future event:
Alien Attack!
Throoooooow.... The..... Mouldy cow milk which has hardened into a solid, turning it light-yellow and allowing us to, should we wish to, form it into a wedge-like shape, which has no special properties with regards to damaging of Alien Flying Objects (AFOs), which are also known as Identified Flying Objects (IFOs)!!!!

[1x] Pi or God?
"That stone thing was weird... Anyway..."
I show the Godmodder another universe- One with an earth and many other things. for Moniker's purposes while evaluating it, it will be sufficient to know that it is more or less identical to the world I live in and that he lives in in every way I can sense while living in it, in real life.
I then ask the Godmodder a question.
"Ahem. Which of these two devices do you fear more."
I conjure two boxes with buttons on them.
"One of these devices will deal 1 damage to you if the 999,999,999,995th to 1,000,000,000,000th digits of Pi are...lets say 777777. That is the one on my left."
"The Other device deals 1 damage to you if the jewish-christian god, Yahweh, exists in this plane in the manner that you, without this question being asked, but with regards to this specific plane, would have guessed the Jewish and Christians believe him to."
"Select one device, the one you fear the least, And it will activate. Best of luck!"
"And no, you cannot block them, for I hold Yorehammer. And no, you cannot dodge them, because of reasons."

After he selects a device...
If he selected the second device...
"Oh, and if you fear the first device more, then you are quite frankly an idiot, and so deserve to take 1 or more damage, regardless of whether the device does so. bonk."
"You see, it is quite unlikely that you could make 1,000,000 Sequential statements, each individually as well supported as your True belief about their beliefs about god, And be right an average of once or less."

"Especially considering I was actually giving you mix-and-matched information from multiple universes (though they where all identical in all observable ways), more then 1/1,000,000 of which have figures which approximate the Jewish-christian god, as opposed to from one universe, meaning any divination spells you where to cast would give you false positives or negatives."
"...There's also the part where if an all-knowing being with infinite power within his universe, who knew you likely gained your powers via dealing with the devil, and who was at all resembling the stereo-typical god [ hates devils, loves people, etc], would be quite willing to alter himself temporarily to fit your beliefs in order to bring you closer to death and improve the multiverse."
"So yeah, the 1/1000,000 chance box is less dangerous..."

If he chose the pi-based box...
"You, Good sir, are an idiot, and so deserve to take 1 or more damage anyway. Bonk."
"Any proposition you believe about gods is likely to be much more complex then it seems on the surface."
"For example, do you believe they believe god looks a certain way? Whichever way you think they believe is one of millions."
"Do you believe they believe god said a certain sentence in a certain language? There are Billions of alternative sentences he could have said, and they believe he's said and done enough things to write three full books about them."
"without equivalently large amounts of evidence, the probability of your belief about their belief being true is around... lets say 1/50,000,000, since you probably don't have a Terribly detailed belief. far less then the 1/1,000,000 of the box you chose."

Of course, the Godmodder only sees one of these Branches, and doesn't get to hear both of the arguments. I even had a different real life person right up the second argument! as such, he believes by attack is boosted by him genuinely being stupid, and doesn't try to dodge it. or something.
Now Then.

[1x] Time to get to using Yorehammer in the earnest.
First, I prevent the functioning of all methods of surveillance on me by the Godmodder or anyone I personally would consider allied to him, with a specific exception allowing Moniker to Watch this but not inform the Godmodder on it. This bypasses defenses; Yorehammer. this bypasses dodge; it is a AOE spell with the entire multiverse as a target and acts instantly. its temporary so it should be fine.
Second of all: I cast a temporary sleep spell and a non-interference spell on the Godmodder. he is now unconscious, and cannot be harmed in any way until the end of my action. This spell is specifically designed to never deal damage, giving the Godmodder no motive to dodge it. As well, defences are bypassed and it is a hitscan effect.
Third of all. Timestop, then Somno the dreamer, seen through their eyes. On the Godmodder and I. Target memorys with the filter "Whatever would provide me with the most, and most useful, information to allow me to save Alice from the Godmodders clutches in a way that would leave her Alive and safe, and leave Xerath no long forced to help the Godmodder."
Fourth of all, to occur immediately after the memory ends, but before the (extended 7 times over) Time Stop does. I cause all surveilence on Xerath to return him doing something different for 5 minutes, bypassing defences with yorehammer, then send him this message: "I am JOE, a Neutral Player. I currently hold Yorehammer and have a plan to save Alice. if I succeed in doing so, would anything remain to force you to aid the Godmodder in any way? Once you have answered this question by getting a dust mote out of your right eye if yes, and left eye if no, this paper will destroy itself and tell me what you did. ". I also bypass any defences the Godmodder may be using to keep Xerath from answering.
The time stop ends, I maintain the anti-surveillance, wait for Xerath's response, remove all evidence of it the Godmodder could find, then cease to maintain the anti-surveillance and end the sleep and non-interference spells on the Godmodder.
 
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Focused Action + Boost Stone (6 actions)):

I summon Lucic, a hybrid of Lucio and Sonic. Lucic's high speed and hatred of tyranny make it impossible for the Godmodderr to take control of him, even before he rushes into the tunnel to heroically attack the True Darkshard. Curiously, using the Sonic Amplifier to fire sonic blasts will moving faster than the speed of sound results in massive sonic booms, sacrificing accuracy for turning every single shot from his primary fire into an amplified secondary fire blast. It won't hurt very much, but it allows for an incredible amount of knockback.

Lucic: 20000/20000 HP (Rings), 2000*5 A
*You're Too Slow!: Lucic has incredible evasion, and enemies that miss him won't get another chance. He has a 50% dodge chance, and entities with multiple attacks can only use one of their attacks against Lucic.
*Rings: As long as Lucic has rings, he cannot be killed. If he has rings when he would be killed, he survives with 1 HP, loses Rings, and becomes invulnerable for the rest of that EOTB phase (he could theoretically be killed in one turn by two seperate factions working together to hit in in different phases). If he ends a turn with full health, he regains Rings.
*Listride: As a free action, Lucic can relocate himself to anywhere in the entity list.
*Crossfade: Each turn, Lucic projects an aura that buffs him and allies adjacent to him on the entity list. He can project either speed (+10% dodge chance) or healing (+5000 healing) auras.
*Amp Up: Lucic can sacrifice his attacks to amp up his crossfade aura, increasing the effect to +25% dodge chance and +20000 healing.
*Knockback: Each hit that Lucio scores on an entity disrupts them, pushing them 1 space away from Lucic on the entity list, and disrupts them, causing their attacks to have a 10% chance to miss per hit scored (checked seperately from dodge chance).

Lucic's Orders: Distract the True Darkshard, and push it back as much as possible with your attacks.
 
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I promptly spend two actions gambling in the slot machine, because why not

As my third action, I swap the Yorehammer with the Orehammer, acting as a sort of messenger, or escort, so to speak, and then glare at the Godmodder "You dare interfere with the act of transferring items, which could be interpreted as being part of the postal service? And as you must know, the postal service lets nothing interfere with it! Not even a godmodder."

Since you didn't specify a red or blue gamble, you make the normal slots roll!

SLOTS ROLL: 2 4 3
SLOTS ROLL: 3 3 1

You get a Minor Enemy Healing ticket - use on an enemy (enemy considered members of [V]/[PG] factions, but may be other cases as well) to heal it for 30,000 HP! Good against Negative HP types.

Piono punches you before you can swap them! Crusher DIDN'T get them mixed up after all - swapping them would surely result in the Yorehammer ending up in the godmodder's inventory! Careful! Simply ensuring the correct Yorehammer is put in JOEbob's inventory is enough.

ACTION: 1/3 ITEM(S):1x 2,000 Attack Token 1x GODMODDER REPELLENT
AMOUNT:3/3
Action 1-Power 3: I decide to make the Hall of Mirrors vertical, meaning that gravity is now pulling the True Darkshard down.
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You flip the Hall of Mirrors on its back, making it point straight upwards! Not designed to function as a tower, it tilts a little... The Darkshard almost falls down, but at the last second, he sticks his sword in the wall, managing to hang on! The Lightshard does the same... but he can't move a lot like this! All push-back attacks that hit the Darkshard will be more effective when he's like this!

I put a innocent looking folder into Cyberspace that will give stuff to the first entity to open it

You put the Innocent Looking Folder in Cyberspace! It looks... so... tempting...

Through a freak twist of probability, JOEbob finds the yorehammer in his inventory because I don't particularly want it right now.

Action 1

Piono begins approaching the Godmodder once more. Last attack didn't do much, but hey, using his super weapons has worked two out of three times so far, that's a better track record than most methods.
Apparently a slip up in the narrator's narrating was the primary reason why the last attack failed anyways, so shrug, might as well try again (Also I just like typing up these absolute monsters of attacks. It makes me feel like I'm accomplishing something writing-wise even if I'm not actually.)
Piono levels his hand and flicks it, a large trident made out of water and gold flips into existence. Piono looks at it, staring for a few seconds, and then begins twirling it around. It feels… good in his hands. Like it's meant to be there. Funny, come to think of it, all of his other weapons did too.
Ah well, probably just something that Piono can't remember that will become apparent once the Darkshard is defeated.
But regardless, as it is, Piono is once more approaching the Godmodder in what, in any anime worth its salt, would translate to the beginning of an awesome showdown, and whaddaya know, this is going to translate to the beginning of an awesome showdown (DTG is best anime).
The Godmodder dives at Piono, who blocks once, then twice, twirling the trident around, but he slows very quickly, the previous two mega attacks having taken a ton out of him.
The Godmodder takes advantage of this, hoping to defeat Piono before the attack starts and he winds up being blown off his feet by rocks or dropped into another volcano or something.
Spoiler alert: HE'S TOO LATE.
Piono's eyes begin to glow...

АQУА


Piono throws his trident straight for the Godmodder, the Godmodder twists out of the way with a "Hah!" but then realizes his mistake. Piono, with the advent of his glowing eyes, is no longer interested in the Godmodder. The trident flies forwards, and as it comes up to the tower of mirrors (thank you MrMirrorMan) suddenly a jet of water explodes out of the ground, launching it high up into the sky. Piono runs forward, and as the Godmodder looks up slightly incredulously, Piono runs forward, flips up in the air, and then pushes off of the Godmodder's face, knocking the Godmodder to the ground and propelling Piono high up into the air.
Piono catches the trident and sails up over the tower of mirrors, and then suddenly a burst of water springs out of his feet and sends him rocketing right down in through the entrance... right into the DarkShard, who does not have the opportunity to react to this chain of events before suddenly being barreled into by a warrior with a high powered water jetpack, pointing a trident directly at them. The Darkshard is, however, faster than your average warrior, and catches its sword between the prongs of the trident, slowly pushing against the massive surge by sinking its feet into the mirrors around the edges of the tower.
Piono attempts to put on another burst of speed, slowly gaining ground on the True Darkshard. "Hmm... I've really been wanting to have a nice, halfway decent fight with another warrior of caliber. Not a cheater like the Godmodder, an actual fighter. Like you. This will be interesting, for once. Also, I need to kill you to get my memories back permanently, so there's that too.=" And Piono begins his attack.
It is sudden and unexpected in its ferocity and speed, the Darkshard, previously the fastest thing on the battlefield finds itself being pressed against by a warrior of equal, if not slightly greater, speed. Piono pushes into him, twirling the trident around, knocking the Darkshard's attacks off to the side and frequently jabbing at him... wait... no... he's not actually fighting... is he... is THIS FOOL TOYING WITH THE DAKRSHARD. This will not stand, the Darkshard enrages and flies at Piono, who side steps it and begins walking backwards as the Darkshard rounds on him.
Piono is suddenly put on the defensive, being pushed backwards as the Darkshard tears into his defense with renewed fervor, but it just... can't... seem... to make a hit. Piono progresses backwards more and more, until he suddenly can't contain himself. He begins grinning. WHY IS HE GRINNI-OH WAIT. The Darkshard suddenly realizes that he's been pushing forward THE WRONG WAY this entire time, every single blow backwards since he began his counter assault has been pushing Piono closer to the mirror at the bottom, where he doesn't want to be! The Darkshard turns around to try and sprint up the path to make up for lost time, but suddenly water gushes in from around the mirrors making up the tower, flipping the Darkshard into the air. Piono rises up above him once more, and slams the trident down, with the force of a powerful geyser, the spray of water slams into the Darkshard, launching it downwards at high velocities, sending it tumbling down the tower of mirrors, bouncing off the walls until finally it grabs hold of one of the mirrors, and pulls itself back into a standing position on the wall of the mirror tower.
Piono hovers down towards it on twin jets of water, and attempts to slam the side of the trident down on the Darkshard once more, but the Darkshard, once more, is having none of this, and begins dueling him, with Piono hovering around and swatting and jabbing at him like an annoying little fly. The Darkshard continues flailing around, trying to hit the obnoxious Piono that keeps getting in the way, until finally he loses his balance and...
A portal opens right above him. Piono's not just using one element and nothing else this time around. This time he's going to utilize his inventory. The Darkshard gets hit full in the face with a massive grand piano that slams into him full force, and already knocked off balance by the previous assaults, the Darkshard loses its footing on the wall and begins tumbling down the tower. Piono pulls up a piano bench and sits at the grand piano, to add insult to injury by playing "Flight of the Bumblebee" on the way down. The Darkshard gets even ANGRIER at this, and cleaves the piano in half, rising into the air to try and get Piono in a proper duel.
Piono continues to not oblige him.
Piono rockets up higher in the air, and then zooms downwards, repeating this motion several times, with massive blasts of water coming behind him that send water up and down the tunnel, plunging the the Darkshard into constant streams of water, interrupted primarily by Piono plunging his trident into the darkshard, knocking it down further with each blow even though none of the attacks actually deal damage to the darkshard's indestructible exterior.
The Darkshard is losing its patience.
The Darkshard reaches up the next time Piono comes down, and grabs the trident, pulling Piono down to his level, and attempting to decapitate Piono with one swift blow.
This of course doesn't work because Piono is invincible too.
But it does send Piono tumbling upwards comparatively to the Darkshard, and after a few bounces off the wall, somehow beginning to gain distance on the Darkshard. The Darkshard readies up for another attack, ready to hammer Piono with all its might. Intent on, even if killing Piono isn't possible, at least making him regret coming down here.
Piono stops just short of the Darkshard's attack and his eyes flash.

ДЕЛУГЕ
Piono points the trident Darkshardwards, and suddenly an enormous pillar of water jets out of the trident, large enough to almost entirely fill up the space of the mirror tower, and fast enough a torrent that the water is pure white, a massive pillar of spiralling water, slamming into the Darkshard with the force of a tsunami, pushing them down the tunnel at unbelievable speeds. The slam into the walls, they lose sight of their sword, and just continue tumbling down and endless abyss of water until...
Suddenly the push has lessened. The Darkshard looks around and realizes that it is now swimming. Hey! All the water is coming down too fast for the small cracks in between the mirrors of the mirror tower to let it out, this is perfect, it can resist getting pushed backwards! And then the Darkshard suddenly drops again as Piono uses water manipulation to force all the water out through the cracks at high speed, leaving the Darkshard tumbling through the air once more.
And then Piono plummets past him.

Once again, there is a massive shockwave. Aside from the finale of the main attack drowning all the fires of the battlefield in copious amounts of water as the water sprayed out the top and sides of the mirror tower, water magic floods out across the Hexagonafield. Now the lava lakes and rivers are complemented with rivers and lakes of actual water. This should serve to cool down the battlefield at least some, and it seems the steam being created in the outer reaches of the hexagonafield is actually... forming clouds. Who knows, maybe we'll be getting weather in this portion of the Hexagonafield soon?

Actions 2 & 3:
The improbability drive whirs to life again, not once stopping its eternal workings.
2/5 for Afraid


Yorehammer given to JOEbob!

Using the power of POSEIDON COOL MUSIC, and LOTS AND LOTS OF WATER, you manage to push the Darkshard down 5 spaces before they manage to get their grip back! Furthermore, water coats the HEXAGONAFIELD, cooling the lava significantly! The lava was already on the ropes with the spire and nitrogen, but this finished it! And, why yes, it seems clouds ARE forming. Hmm.

In response to the epic struggle between light and darkness, good and evil, anti and pro, Arsenical reactions appropriately.

"... Huh." Appropriately for him, but probably underwhelming for others.

Still, he hatched an truly great plan to help.

Action 1: The Ancient Duel Shield Technique

But wait!

"Hm? What's wrong, Narrator?"

Do you wish to leave the Explosion Elemental defenseless, with his single attack shield? You'd lose you dad of the year title for sure!

"Hot doggity dog, Narrator! Too true! But I know exactly what to do!"

He had channeled such energy easily before. Doing it twice on one target should be simple enough!

"Abrazath Metracabra alakazinthos! Magic shield!"

Perfect! The second magic shield is in place. Now's time for the secret plan!

Actions 2 & 3: Taking a Page From Goku's Book

Flooping the hall into a tower made for such an ingenious idea, he truly had to thank the Mirror guy for doing it, else he wouldn't have thought of his plan.

The fact was, they had to stop the darkshard from climbing. Gravity worked well, but didn't work well enough.

And so, the simplest solution was to just increase the gravity in the tower.

Over the entrance to the mirror tower, Arsenical hangs a simple GRAVITY DOUBLER. As you could probably tell, it would double gravity in a localized area, that being below it.

"You know, it sometimes astounds me that this would be considered simple technology." Our hero muttered to himself as he suspends the machine.

+1 attack shield to the Explosion Elemental!

The Darkshard can hardly hang onto their sword, they're being pulled down so hard! Effectiveness of push-back attempts is increased even further!

Seeing others begin to focus on the Cyberdemon Hacker, shibosho felt he needed to act more aggressively soon.

1) Realising that the Cyberdemon Hacker's true rival was not in fact the Cyber Angel White Hat Hacker, Shibosho proceeded to summon AG Hacker!

2) Having summoned the Cyberdemon Hacker's true rival, Shibosho then decided to try something. Using his powers, Shibosho proceeds to deliver a DENIAL OF SERVICE (DoS) attack on the Cyberdemon but not just any DoS attack, the ULTIMAX FIVE THOUSAND INFINITY DoS ATTACK!

3) Shibosho then decided to try something outside the box. Using his powers, Shibosho proceeded to call the Cyberdemon Hacker's parents that her son has been doing terrible and horrible and shameful things on the internet.

AG hacker summoned! He looks around. It appears his nemesis, the PG hacker, has gotten significantly more formidable. He'll need some sort of tool to help him stop him. Maybe there's something in that folder?

Your attempt to call the hacker's parents has failed! He might be 12, but his hacking skills are so amazing, he accomplished every hacker's dream: He hacked his own parents!

Wait... A DOS ATTACK!? NO! THE ULTIMATE TOOL OF THE IMMATURE SCRIPT KIDDIE! He remembers DOSing the Xbox servers Christmas Morning... how ironic it would be turned against him now! The PG hacker's x1,000,000 actions are slowed down to just x3 turns each turn!

I give the Ag Hacker, A welcome back card.

14/25 secondary armaments have been completed... starting advanced sensor suite....

Welcome back AG hacker, it seems to be round 2 against the PG hacker though he does have a headstart i guess.

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The spire dutifully sap away energy from the lava terrain ever so slowly... it seems to require better absorbers. sometime the best solutions are the simplest one, I make the spire bigger so it cam absorb better than before.

Moniker for the sidequest maybe add a number to their title to indicate wich update it correspond? For future sidequest ill be easier to look back and see when it started and where it came from, Just for future sidequests.

The AG hacker thanks you for the welcome back card! You upgrade your spire, but it looks like Piono's huge flashy water dousing already took care of most of the lava. Maybe you could use the spire for something else.

OOC: That's a good idea. All future sidequests will have a note in their threadmark saying which main-game update they started on.

Has anyone made any progress of figuring this one out? I have no clue what it is, other then that it isn't invisitext.

FOCUS

I continue incrementing my charge. [16/40]
Lil Titan Cat walks into the Hall of Mirrors and attacks the True Darkshard.

Maddison and Damien FOCUS, ripping open a wormhole that sprays water everywhere on the Hexagonofield.

Lil Titan Cat dives into the Hall of Mirrors! Their risk of death is high, but it's one they're willing to take!

Water pours out onto the HEXAGONAFIELD, and remnants of the lava are cooled! Any remaining lava is gone, and more water has evaporated. The clouds up above are looking bigger... meanwhile, some of the water on the HEXAGONAFIELD has turned into flowing streams.

Could the change be the Scarlet Prince now taking +3000 damage instead of -3000? Got it in one.
Focus!
I start pouring sand down the tower of mirrors, and blast it with heat, causing it to turn into the glass the final mirror needs!

Grrr! You caught it! Now it gets reverted back to the way it was.

The mirror is first filled with sand, which is then melted into glass! The mirror is nearly fully reconstructed!

I stretch extensively, popping many joints into usefulness from the 14hour flight from vacation space.

2 more flights till reliable connection to the HEXAGONAFIELD but I take a seat to take advantage of the station's free internet. Finally not having to worry about internet cutting off for a long while, I check up the HEXAGONAFIELD logs since I left.

I silently cry out in dismay for nearly missing out the major BOSS battle hope to recitify that with at least a participation token.

Before I set up my charge I turn to look over my dummy which was intact and doing its job perfectly. I sigh in relief as it still remain unnoticed in the little corner I left it.

(Focus!)
Lightward mages are warped into the Hall of Mirrors about a quarter away from the Lightshard. Seeing the Darkshard and the Lightshard in the opposites of the hall, they simply deduced that this was a conflict between light and dark and quickly sides with the Lightshard.

(Orders!)
Fennie and Siths still in hyperspace till I reach a safer place to connect to the HEXAGONAFIELD (Once I get home which should be after this update)
Attaching themselves to the walls of the hall, Light mages begins ritual to summon a Light Guard contruct. Should be finished on the 74 update.

Lightward mages summoned! Attaching themselves a little further up from the other fighters, they begin to summon a Light Guard construct! It's a special ward guarding the exit of the hall!

(Have a good time on the last bits of your vacation!)

Me and my cult, like a broken record, continue to focus on out summon
Focus X1713 (or 981,549) cyber actions edition.

Really? Player has the initiative over GM creations. Good to know.

I create a program that runs copies of itself 5000000 times every time the computer updates@ or reads a line of code. Since the GM computer is untested technology made up quickly and obviously has many holes in it since it suffers from curse of repetitiveness since you copied my idea. Did you know that in google every 1 out of 25000 lines of code thats a bug? Those things host millions of lines and they aren't even a computer operating system. I also try the Meltdown exploit, that work on vulnerable processors and a unpatched proccessing systems, the patches to that exploit require slowing down the computer (). I abuse any of these weaknesses and I only need to get access to Ring 3 (or the least secured ring that handles permissions for software on its own.) to create and run this program. Since this program runs on every time a computer updates. Once its run it cannot be stopped. Each process creates 5 million processes. You can't delete them all since it keeps creating processes faster than you can delete them. You can't kill the program because its not just one program, its too many. Processing power and memory are one in the same, so when this fills up your whole memory your computer cannot create more processes (or, do anything). This is also called a fork bomb. When all of your proccesses or memory is used up, nothing can run, including deleting things.

After gaining access to your computer, I run this program first then delete your logs so you can't counter attack. Reality Ensues.

Also, I do this long before Shibosho tries his ultimate DDOS of doom.

My last action is connecting to the Internet and searching for "Defeat the Godmodder" and posting a cat picture (and a few words) on that thread. I also put it as the background (with said words) of that PG hacker's computer right before it crashes. That's the last thing they'll see.

My other two actions involve turning off Mazinger Zero's connection to cyberspace and the internet by turning off the wifi connection and whatever other connections there are. You can't hack whats not online or connected to anything, especially with cyberspace. I do this while the PG hacker is distracted trying to recover by my overwhelming amount of attacks.

Also, you are mistaken. I slowed my computer's time relative to the hexigonical field (The Electronic Warfare Time Slowing Supercomputer@) making it travel close to the speed of light. Anything more than 572 second per second would cross be as fast or faster than the speed of light, which physics don't allow since you'd need infinite mass and 0 length. By doing that you'd create a glaring weakness since that means that it has infinite gravity therefore hexxagonical field crashes and is destroyed by said gravity that outmatches that. Since FTLx1748 means that this is 1748 infinities that overwhelm the one infinity of the Hexagonical field and instantly kill the Godmodder. I actually said 572x from the time manipulation times whatever QM allows for extra actions for processing power effectively slowing down time. That means I'd have effectively 572 squared actions per turn or 327,184 cyber turns, matching the overpowered 1mil with time hax.

Problem solved. Sorry if you get confused. I basically just abused the fact you have so much processing power. It only speeds up your own doom. HAM Pun!

(Also, if I win this engagement I'm going to create a quantum portal into Purgatory quest and hack all the robots to death via insane amounts of cyber warfare that actually is just Hollywood hacking, since this is literally the max of my knowledge on this subject, Either that or I create nano-replicating Robots for fun and profit and use my redicolous amount of cyber turns to- Oh. this message has been copyrighted by me.)

Also, I sue Godmodder for copyright since I'd adopted the Copyright Symbol from JOEbobobob a few turns ago and used it on everything. If successful 1 damage, and I distract Godmodder while I annihilate their computer.


The PG hacker knows a sinking ship when he sees one! He leaps out of his ubercomputer, as the virus you put in causes it to literally melt to nothing! His x3 actions are down to just 1 ordinary turn each turn! Weak.

You forget that the Cyberdemon hacker exists in both the physical and digital worlds, even if he can only be hurt in one of them! He just presses the "on" button and Mazinger Zero is hackable once again!

The godmodder looks at the melted husk of the Ubercomputer. So that thing was actually creating infinite gravity while it was on? Good thing it's off now, so we don't have to acknowledge it! And the PG hacker looks at your computer... it secretly has x327,184 cyber turns? Maybe? That's probably something resembling what that wall of text was saying? Hmmm...

The godmodder is found innocent! It was the PG hacker who was using your computer designs!


This cat is an example of how time changes things. This cat is tired because of time passed without sleeping. Remember, The Darkshard = Friendship. Tell this to all void assassins in the world and I'll give you infinite cookies so you'll survive the test of time.

((OOC: THIS IS SO META! ☆lol☆))

The Void Assassin looks at the cute cat...

...And instantly falls over dead. Void Assassin slain!

Connecting to this thread... in-thread... and posting to it... I have chills down my spine over here.

ALL. THREE. ACTIONS.
Terry summons a glove on a stick. Then a pair of green claw gloves. Then a glove reinforced with who-knows-what. Then a glove made out of metal and gears. Then a glove like the last one, but coated in magma. Then a sword of pink crystal, with what looks like a star embedded on the pommel. Then a sword made out of platinum. Then a sick-looking crimson claw. He throws these down into a runic circle, and then they burn up.

The circle activates, and a claw glove of white crystal and stardust manifests on Terry's hand.

"*breath in*"


He runs straight into the Hall of Mirrors, then rapidly punches the True Darkshard. Very, very rapidly.

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!"

The Darkshard is sent flying further into the Hall of Mirrors with each punch. Terry continues the barrage. Then he pulls out Speaker Crash: Extended Mix, the microphone-staff that he fused together from Speaker Crash and a flute a long time ago.

"Eat this!"


He beats the gorilla out of the Darkshard with the staff, retaining the cadence of the punches.

After a bit, the glove fades out, and Terry walks out of the Hall.

The harsh gravity make this send the Darkshard flying downwards! He manages to recover, 8 squares below where he was before!

OOoooooh Goooodmoddderrrrrrrrrrr
Guess. What.
You know how I've already dealt damage to you Twice with the same rock?
Wasn't That embarrassing?
Why do I bring it up? Oh, no reason, don't mind me...
To save you the trouble of looking through the archives for these posts if they ever come up, I have copy-pasted them here. no, I have nooooo reason to suspect you'll need to look.
action, I conjure a rock. the rock is actually an extremely compressed planet. yorehammer grants the user the 'might of a planet', which is supposedly how it allows them to bypass defences. this rock thus has the might of a planet. if the narration speaks truly, this will allow it to imitate yorehammer, though unlike yorehammer, it'd only help attacks involving it, as opposed to all attacks by the user. I proceed to throw the rock at the godmodder. he trys to teleport. the rock, similar to yorehammers stated method of function, bypasses his defences. it hits him in the eye... and explodes. matter compressed so heavily can't stay around long. still, it did hit the godmodder first. so yeah."

[As the rock travels in the air towards him, the godmodder gets out his "dictionary - DTG concepts edition". He flips it to the page and points to a specific entry: "Defenses: Stuff that defends the person, like a shield or bodyguard or such. Dodging attacks, like teleportation, don't count as defenses, they count as avoidances. Sure, you could argue that since the act of teleportation helps keep me healthy it could be argued to be a "defense", but you'd be wrong, wouldn't you, JOEBOBOBOB???!??!" You look at the cover, and yes, the godmodder did write this dictionary. "Author: Godmodder."]

"action one: yes, yes, thats all very nice, but you still have a large sore on your head, so shush. I inform the godmodder that, irrespective of the accuracy of his dictionary (which was written by a biased source- himself- and can as such be mostly ignored if there is evidence to the contrary), the record shows that he did not, in fact, move out of the way, for it says in the records of the world: (the quote I just sent you) he stood there as the rock flew, and did not dodge. he took out the dictionary, and did not dodge. he flipped to an entry, and did not dodge. he showed me the book, and did not, and could not have dodged, for i was reading the entry and would notice its movement. this is more then sufficient time for a rock that practically suffers no air resistance to fly through the air and bonk him in the head. therefor, the rock either did bypass his defences including any avoidances he might use instead, or he just failed to stop a normal rock from harming him."
[Wait... wait did he seriously forget to - the godmodder takes 1 damage, then facepalms, taking another 1 damage for a total of 2 damage! Wow. Amateur mistakes here.]
"I play RPS! that is to say, rocket propelled sledgehammer. I swing it back for a sec, then slam it into the godmodders chosen move. rocks get shattered, scissors get broken, paper burned by the rocket, explosives get knocked away, water is ineffectual, knifes are too short range, dragon is too anachronistic, blade of grass gets burnt, etc. I then combo the blow, slamming into the godmodder himself. he gets knocked back a mere centimeter, but before he can react... I remind him of the physics stuff from the past. classical conditioning causes him to get constipated, because he had to use the washroom really bad when I told him that stuff. the godmodder got a headache from the physics stuff. headaches hurt. pain is not damage, though. not... directly. as the godmodder rushes into his bathroom, the headache intensifies as he realises that there weren't any mind-controled army men left to pardon him, and that a black-hole-immune gravity-stabilization field generator would not be immune to white holes, and break down soon after my attack as a white hole appears in his stomach, removing the GS field generator. the size of the white hole is unspecified, and since we don't know how white holes work, and his blank map corresponds to blank territorys via his reality warping godmodder powers, white holes don't have any weird requirements and can be of any size, so now he has indigestion, and his gravity stabilization field generator is broken, and the white-hole is much smaller then the black hole, so the black hole pulls up the rock... the rock which regained what power it had back when I was preserving it in the past. and regained even more of its power just now as i called attention to it. no, it wasn't as strong as yorehammer, but it worked the same way. the headache gets worse as he stumbles onto the toilet, and
begins to... relieve himself. he trys to do so, but it hurts to try. he godmodds away the problem. now he can poo, yay. the rock comes out his butt. the pain of trying to relieve himself was the well-timed impact of the rock flying up his butt. he'd have noticed, but mumbo-jumbo headache. the rock was drawn in by the black hole as stated. oh, and he still hasn't bothered to make himself immune to rocks, highly-compressed planet-mass ones or otherwise."
[Oh, and your attack did 1 damage. The godmodder makes himself immune to rock damage, re-immunizes himself against any bathroom-related damage, and rock damage, and blah blah blah, etc.]
In other news, some actions aside from the boost stone, which I'm keeping:
[1x] JOE looks around again, what to do, what to do... He walks over to the centre of the area protected by his shield generator, near the cult's shiz, and bends over, hand on the ground. Runes of all colors, blue, red-orange, grey, brown, cyan, bloodred, and pink-speckled black, glow into existence throughout the shielded area. a small circle of light appears in the middle, glowing Bloodred and with small golden bracket-things around it.
Rift 1 5% open (+5% open-ness per round) [this one will summon allied minions known as "Templar guards" with the ability to preform readied actions, meaning when X happens they instantly react with y, at the cost of not acting the round before the readied action. if x does not happen their actions are wasted. for example, 'readied action: attack the first person to be hostile or prepare for hostility against JOE's forces'.]
[Somno is doing something else this round. ask again later.] Strobe light attacks the TRUE DARKSHARD to raise the chance of it doing, say, 8 attacks instead of 10.
[1x] JOE grins. he's decided. Another series of runes, overlayed and floating above the previous ones, carved from the elements they represent. another rift appears, bordered with Cyan.
Rift 2 5% open (if open-ness was not increased over the last 2 rounds, reduce open-ness by 10%.)
Action three? Eh, I'll get to that one later.

Two rifts of the variety agreed upon via PM open! They start at 5% open, and decrease open-ness by 10% if they're unattended 2 turns in a row.

FOCUS - CLEANING UP SHOP

The Dark Metal infection had been greatly reduced, but more could be done to finish off the hostile substance. Namely, missiles, because there was nothing in this universe that could not be resolved in some way by missiles.

These missiles, instead of being loaded with conventional explosive payloads had just been manufactured in parts of the Shipyard that weren't compromised, and had been loaded with the latest in anti-Dark Metal technology. Counteractive rapidly spreading metal of the Yard Overseer's own design, the missiles shot forth superheated jets of the material into the depths of the Dark Metal like a conventional HEAT warhead, but immediately the difference became obvious.

Countless tendrils, still white-hot from their burning entry, erupted forth from the various breaches into the surrounding Dark Metal, growing, fusing then splitting off again into more branches, spreading faster inside the Metal then it could possibly hope to spread to the uncorrupted material in turn, even disregarding the still ongoing containment measures. Naturally, this was accomplished by hijacking the expansionary processes of the Metal in addition to internal spreading mechanisms. Once the Dark Metal was gone, the counter-metal ceased activities, dulling and turning into conventional building structure, replacing the corrupted segments with functioning steel instead. That was now taken care of, at least.

Dark Metal completely cleansed! Shipyard fully healed!

FOCUS: JOLTEON

An octagon appears above the Hexagonafield. At one vertex, a shimmering Jolteon appears.

Eeveelutionary Eevee 3/27

"Second Scarlet Prince, attack the Lugia EX."

The Second Scarlet Prince nods. A new charge is begun!

Mania feels better after being completely open about her feelings (and she is relieved that she did not hurt anyone while being extremely emotional)...

...she notices the dark armor replacing her white morph-clothes. It has an own will and... muscles?
Mania suddenly feels even better. She begins to smile, closes her eyes and lies down, suddenly floating upwards.
The comfort makes her sigh and removes her previous exhaustion. The armor tightens and flows towards her until the soft padding lies directly onto her skin.
It is a perfect fit.





Oh shit that escalated quickly...
The woman worried about the future, but it was the way she worried, that made her feel hopeful. There would be no place for luck with all these enemies (regret overcomes her again, because she did not hurt the Godmodder).
She had to remove them, KILL them, or everything would be in danger.
Mania would never have to laugh again in this new world, without them.

"We will do it", the dark armor whispered. She blushed and nodded.

And then she threw a small planet at the true Darkshard, a throw that's empowered by her love.
(for people that are interested in how she got that planet: She picked it up while floating around. How is she able to do this? Well the determination makes her pretty strong, heavy and much larger. You ask how the armor can still be a perfect fit? Well Growth can transform without harming anyone, he already did it once by protecting Mania. Also his name is Growth and that's enough to justify his growth. And yes she falls down because she is heavy again, but gets small and light fast enough while falling to not get harmed in any way.)

(OVERFLOW ACTION)
(NORMAL ACTION)

2+3/5 By the power of 5 damned Actions make plus minus and truth a lie!!! This armor shall grow stronger by taking damage and shall rust under care!
Masochist Armour©!!


Growth's HP turn into negative HP to gain the doubled damage that gets thrown back by the true Darkshard. That reflected damage is not counted as attack, but healing and thus gets not blocked. Healing gets counted as attack if you wondered. It is an attack-shield after all (not a damage-shield©).

Edit: should it be a free action and play out like I think it will, I also turn Growth into a
dark king©, a negative-HP entity with king of the hill (it gains doubled damage and doubled actions, which is excellent and there are no downsides).


The planet somehow squeezes into the hall of mirrors, and slams the True Darkshard, pushing it down 4 spaces! Then, using the power of a charge, you change Growth into a Nega-HP entity!

[1x] "Soooo, Godmodder.
Which of the following buttons would you fear being pressed more: One with a 1/1,000,000 chance of dealing 1 damage to you if presse- Ow! Why did you just slam into me? that Hurt!"

Now, I'm sure the Godmodder is equally confused about what happened as "I"(, though moniker probably knows well enough, being the all-knowing QM and all that), so I'm going to explain it.
First of all, a Long time ago, I threw a rock at the Godmodder, and it dealt one damage to the Godmodder because he forgot to dodge it. this was a compressed rock which bypassed defences due to having the might of a planet ( via being all of an earth-sized planets mass compressed into a small space), just like Yorehammer.
it then fell to the ground and began to tunnel into it from its immense weight.
Some time later, The Godmodder got a black hole in his stomach. then a white hole broke his gravity field preventing thing. Then he got constipated, blah blah blah...
Then, in a sidequest known as paradox something billiards something something strip poker, I reminded him about all this, confused him, and the black hole finally attracted the rock back into his rear. this dealt another 1 damage. he then "[Oh, and your attack did 1 damage. The godmodder makes himself immune to rock damage, re-immunizes himself against any bathroom-related damage, and rock damage, and blah blah blah, etc.]" Made himself immune to Rock damage, Bathroom-related damage, and rock damage again, and then said the word "blah" three times followed by the word "etc".
That implies that my great Rock would be useless now, right? he's Immune to rock damage, after all.

See this? This is the Pokemon type chart. Bug, Electric, Fire, Grass, Normal, Rock, Dark, Fairy, Flying, Ground, Poison, Steel, Dragon, Fighting, Ghost, Ice, Psychic, and Water.
What type of damage did the Godmodder immunize himself against? Rock.
What Type of damage is my malformed orb of hyper-compressed stone?
Well, A Marowaks club (Bone rush move) is ground type, and Marowak clubs are the bones of their parents- ground type pokemon. The head of a marowak is the skull of another one, and it has the Rock Head ability as a possible result, meaning the bones of a marowak become a form of rock when lifted up and fused with flesh, and Lightning rod is a possible ability for marowak, which would give any non-ground pokemon a characteristic of ground types- immunity to electricity. however, since the flesh of a marowak is not ground or rock, the bone must be. since it is hard, and never breaks as far as we can tell, regardless of what happens to it, it is likely some compressed form of stone. as such, being whacked with Compressed Stone is a Ground Type move, even when said stone is thrown (Bonemerang).
We know Pokemon types are relevant because the Godmodder just summoned a team of Pokemon, and Any number of experiments on pokemon by thousands of competitive battlers and researchers show that the types are entirely distinct with regards to effectiveness and pretty much everything, with an very sharp line- though there is one instance of fuzziness with regards to a single ice move: Freeze dry ( If used on a Water Type Pokémon, this move ignores the type effectiveness of this move's type against Water and treats it as being super effective against Water types instead (even during Inverse battles or if Freeze-Dry's type is changed). If Freeze-Dry's type is already super effective against Water (due to being an Inverse Battle or if Freeze-Dry's type is changed), it will still only be 2× effective against Water. The type effectiveness of Freeze-Dry's type against any other types the target has is determined normally.)-, so if the Godmodder Immunized himself against Rock damage, he is still just as vulnerable as before to Ground type damage.
But why did the [Ground-type hyper-compressed sphere of stone similar to Yorehammer (from now on, GTHCSoSStY)] come back, and why now?
Well, first I called it back into existence a while ago, by calling attention to it while taunting the Godmodder.
Second, last round, while I was healing the Apex. JOE decided to focus on elemental abilitys.
One elemental ability set he had active as a result is Earth- manipulation of any type of ore, mineral, stone, dirt, etc, as well as creation.
Buuuuut he didn't use it for anything, and it was already full, so excess earth energy was spilling out.
An interesting result of this: Whatever the most Earth-aspected thing in the area is will begin to suck in the magic... and the GTHCSoSStY has all the dirt, stone, magma, iron, etc of a roughly earth-sized planet compressed into a single item. That's Preeeety earth-aspect-y. JOE also forgot to turn off the earth magic "circuit"'s drain on his Player powers, so the powers kept working.
Oh, and the GTHCSoSStY is in the general vicinity, as Paradox billiards.... strip poker was played near the battlefield and he was never implied to go a significant distance to reach the toilet.
Anyway. ok sure, the GTHCSoSStY was leaching energy... but what of it?
Well, the GTHCSoSStY has a Telos- Damaging the Godmodder.
it has fulfilled this Telos twice... but a knife's Telos does not cease to be "Cut things" after it has been used twice.
And the energy given to it was many times more then is necessary to create a golem-clone with independant consciousness.
So when JOE started another Godmodder attack- this one involving asking the Godmodder a question which he began to say before being interrupted- The Player power's restrictions loosened further. Instead of having to be used for a very specific thing aside from the elemental circuit, anything went, based on the chance of it hitting the Godmodder as JOE would evaluate it.
And so, the Elemental Earth Energy mind, Working solely to fulfill its Telos as many times and as effectively as possible, seized the moment. Almost all of JOE's player power for that action was re-allocated into the Earth-Element magical circuit. The GTHCSoSStY-Mind then used said earth-element energy and a ritual I don't know How it knew about to bend the interactions between earthy objects and Earth-element energy sources, causing the earthy object to accelerate towards the source at a speed that is directly proportional to the amount of energy being absorbed.
And so, the GTHCSoSStY Accelerated to an immense speed, moving faster then sound and as such being impossible to hear coming... and Pierced the Godmodders defences for a third time, and slammed into the Godmodders behind. Good thing the Godmodder was there, or JOE would have been seriously injured!
As for the Godmodder dodging. Whenever someone on the AG or N team starts to talk to the Godmodder, there is a good chance that it is the setup for an attack... So why doesn't he teleport away until they're done?
Clearly, he is incapable of doing so. if I where to guess Why he can't do it, I'd say its like how you can't walk while the team galactic grunt is running/talking and onscreen in pokemon platinum when you chase one- his attempts to provide movement inputs fail... or something.

No! You've used the godmodder's own pokemon against him! He takes an additional 1 damage, and immunizes himself against all pokemon-type related damage! Stupid... grrr!

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: Miss!

You get 1 Boost Stone!

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CHARGE BOOSTER ROLL: 1/18

The energy from the Charge Booster finally hits a breaking point... and ejects straight at you! Whatever you posted, it looks like it's been lost to the abyss... dangit, these are the risks of using the Charge Booster... it'll act all nice, and then STAB YOU IN THE BACK! It looks like it's in a bit worse shape than before, too...

The godmodder increments and boosts one of his charges, and changes one thing on the entity list. If it isn't noticed, it will become permanent and get worse!

[AG - Shiboso]Mazinger Zero: 41,000/50,000 HP, 3,000 x 5A(being hacked)
[PG]Cyberdemon PG Hacker: Master Hacker! 50% finished hacking Mazinger Zero, 58,000/100,000 CyberHP (being harassed by Cyberangel White hat Hacker, slowed down!)(ubercomputer - gets x1,000,000 actions while in cyberspace!)
[AG]Shiboso (in cyberspace)(protected from 1 attack)
[AG]RedRover (in cyberspace)(supercomputer - gets x572 actions while in cyberspace!)

First thing. AG - Shisboso Isn't blue. AG AND AG = Red. AG Redrover and AG Shisboso is all red.
Second thing, Cyberdemon stopped hacking Mazinger Zero this turn, Therefore it is still at 30% and not 50%

Whoops! The one Ranger Strider found was the real one, if they showed up as blue-colored, that was just an innocent mistake. Probably not the godmodder's fault.

(Also, the Cyberdemon hacker was supposed to be at 80% 2 turns ago, then got reduced to 50% by the delays last turn)

A random confused guy walks onto the battle field, looks around, runs away from most of the chaos, and creates a Zerg larva...
( they do things as fast as in the game.)

Welcome! It's good to see new players!

The Zerg larva quickly sets up a base, and the SC2 game is on! The godmodder is just a wimpy Terran player, so the Zerg decide to use the ultimate noob-crusher strategy: Early Zerg Rush! Within a minute or two, six zerg are ready to immediately assault the godmodder's base, while he's hopefully still getting set up! The map is small, so they only take a few moments to arrive...

...They find hundreds of marines... a swarm of battleships, backed up by medivacs. 400 supply worth of marauders. The godmodder's good at micro is the "how", if you're wondering. Your zerg never stood a chance.

Welcome to the battle here's few tips here for you:
1. You have 3 actions each turn. Player actions generally create things to do things, not just directly affecting things.
2. You can use multiple actions doing one thing, if you want to do that, use Focus X(action number)
i.e.
Focus X3
I throw a rock at the godmodder.

3. You can convert your actions to charges and save them up.
i.e.
Example Player's post
3/9 - Ranger of the Night (fluff optional, name recommended)
Players use their actions to charge other player's charges.
i.e
Redrover1760's post
I use one action to charge Ranger of the Night - 4/9 as of this post
Focus X2: I call upon the power of Light to weaken the True Darkshard and make it vulnerable to normal attacks!
4. The curse of repetitiveness falls upon those who try to reuse things over and over again, making the creation that is repeated weaker.
5. Godmodder often counters attacks that are easy to medium difficulty to counter currently that are targeting it.
6. Read the first page for other details
7. Someone already tried terran techtree and abandoned it when they realized it is sooo much slower than in-game. I'd recommend mentioning your zerg do things as fast as it is done in the game.

(Note: All posts here are 100% examples and are not my actions. My actions are in another post)

Beautiful. A good guide for a newbie. Take a free Memestone.

"Well fuck." Is all i can say now that the True DarkShard gained a massive powerup. 'Well not much that be done to reverse that bad idea, Sadly we a can only move forward.' Rubbing my mustache I try to think of a new plan of attack. 'Ehh.... Fuck it this is the best idea that I got right now.'

Focus action - "The Armor of light!"

'I wish for 3 attack shields to protect the Unsealed Lightshard!' Suddenly 3 attack shields appear in the form of heavy armor around the Unsealed Lightshard. The Armor while looking heavy does nothing to slow down the Unsealed Lightshard. Looking at the armor anyone can tell it's going to be tough to crack.

3 attack shields added to the Lightshard! The Darkshard narrows their eyes... some armor won't stop them!

I try paradox void cards && Hexagonalherbs
Using bursts of paradoxified wind I attempt to put back the mirror shards,of the mirror is already fixed then the wind will attempt to push back the True Darkshard towards the Mirror
Save Point 7/10 For the first 3 turns, I have spent them gathering the sacred Light of the Stars and turning it into a star shape then I left it to gather Justice,to point the way back,Bravery,to provide the Motion,Patience, to help block against the ill effects of Time-Travel along with Integrity to Reinforce the SOUL.However the next 3 Virtues need to be added personally

Paradox Void Cards + Hexagonaherbs: Paradox Healing Cards: Cards that give random effects relating to healing, buffing, and medicine.

You manage to fix up the mirror even more! It just has a bit left to go...

Utilizing one boost stone.
[1x]
I Predict a Future event:
Alien Attack!
Throoooooow.... The..... Mouldy cow milk which has hardened into a solid, turning it light-yellow and allowing us to, should we wish to, form it into a wedge-like shape, which has no special properties with regards to damaging of Alien Flying Objects (AFOs), which are also known as Identified Flying Objects (IFOs)!!!!

[1x] Pi or God?
"That stone thing was weird... Anyway..."
I show the Godmodder another universe- One with an earth and many other things. for Moniker's purposes while evaluating it, it will be sufficient to know that it is more or less identical to the world I live in and that he lives in in every way I can sense while living in it, in real life.
I then ask the Godmodder a question.
"Ahem. Which of these two devices do you fear more."
I conjure two boxes with buttons on them.
"One of these devices will deal 1 damage to you if the 999,999,999,995th to 1,000,000,000,000th digits of Pi are...lets say 777777. That is the one on my left."
"The Other device deals 1 damage to you if the jewish-christian god, Yahweh, exists in this plane in the manner that you, without this question being asked, but with regards to this specific plane, would have guessed the Jewish and Christians believe him to."
"Select one device, the one you fear the least, And it will activate. Best of luck!"
"And no, you cannot block them, for I hold Yorehammer. And no, you cannot dodge them, because of reasons."

After he selects a device...
If he selected the second device...
"Oh, and if you fear the first device more, then you are quite frankly an idiot, and so deserve to take 1 or more damage, regardless of whether the device does so. bonk."
"You see, it is quite unlikely that you could make 1,000,000 Sequential statements, each individually as well supported as your True belief about their beliefs about god, And be right an average of once or less."

"Especially considering I was actually giving you mix-and-matched information from multiple universes (though they where all identical in all observable ways), more then 1/1,000,000 of which have figures which approximate the Jewish-christian god, as opposed to from one universe, meaning any divination spells you where to cast would give you false positives or negatives."
"...There's also the part where if an all-knowing being with infinite power within his universe, who knew you likely gained your powers via dealing with the devil, and who was at all resembling the stereo-typical god [ hates devils, loves people, etc], would be quite willing to alter himself temporarily to fit your beliefs in order to bring you closer to death and improve the multiverse."
"So yeah, the 1/1000,000 chance box is less dangerous..."

If he chose the pi-based box...
"You, Good sir, are an idiot, and so deserve to take 1 or more damage anyway. Bonk."
"Any proposition you believe about gods is likely to be much more complex then it seems on the surface."
"For example, do you believe they believe god looks a certain way? Whichever way you think they believe is one of millions."
"Do you believe they believe god said a certain sentence in a certain language? There are Billions of alternative sentences he could have said, and they believe he's said and done enough things to write three full books about them."
"without equivalently large amounts of evidence, the probability of your belief about their belief being true is around... lets say 1/50,000,000, since you probably don't have a Terribly detailed belief. far less then the 1/1,000,000 of the box you chose."

Of course, the Godmodder only sees one of these Branches, and doesn't get to hear both of the arguments. I even had a different real life person right up the second argument! as such, he believes by attack is boosted by him genuinely being stupid, and doesn't try to dodge it. or something.
Now Then.

[1x] Time to get to using Yorehammer in the earnest.
First, I prevent the functioning of all methods of surveillance on me by the Godmodder or anyone I personally would consider allied to him, with a specific exception allowing Moniker to Watch this but not inform the Godmodder on it. This bypasses defenses; Yorehammer. this bypasses dodge; it is a AOE spell with the entire multiverse as a target and acts instantly. its temporary so it should be fine.
Second of all: I cast a temporary sleep spell and a non-interference spell on the Godmodder. he is now unconscious, and cannot be harmed in any way until the end of my action. This spell is specifically designed to never deal damage, giving the Godmodder no motive to dodge it. As well, defences are bypassed and it is a hitscan effect.
Third of all. Timestop, then Somno the dreamer, seen through their eyes. On the Godmodder and I. Target memorys with the filter "Whatever would provide me with the most, and most useful, information to allow me to save Alice from the Godmodders clutches in a way that would leave her Alive and safe, and leave Xerath no long forced to help the Godmodder."
Fourth of all, to occur immediately after the memory ends, but before the (extended 7 times over) Time Stop does. I cause all surveilence on Xerath to return him doing something different for 5 minutes, bypassing defences with yorehammer, then send him this message: "I am JOE, a Neutral Player. I currently hold Yorehammer and have a plan to save Alice. if I succeed in doing so, would anything remain to force you to aid the Godmodder in any way? Once you have answered this question by getting a dust mote out of your right eye if yes, and left eye if no, this paper will destroy itself and tell me what you did. ". I also bypass any defences the Godmodder may be using to keep Xerath from answering.
The time stop ends, I maintain the anti-surveillance, wait for Xerath's response, remove all evidence of it the Godmodder could find, then cease to maintain the anti-surveillance and end the sleep and non-interference spells on the Godmodder.

You predict that soon, an ALIEN ATTACK will happen, and throw some milk! We will see if anything comes of this. We will see.

The godmodder chooses the pi box! See, he calculated the last digit of Pi years ago, and memorized the entire thing. He knows for a FACT that the digits you described are not a bunch of 7s. He knows he is not an idiot, and so is unaffected by you saying out loud "Bonk"!

You cast all your spells successfully, except Time Stop, which is still blocked by the Curse of Repetitiveness! Despite that, Somno manages to cast Seen Through Their Eyes successfully...

...

You see a scene in a dark room... not on the HEXAGONAFIELD. In the real world. Your view is fuzzy. The godmodder's own psychic abilities are causing some interference.

In the middle of the room, sitting in a chair, is a young woman. Is it Alice? Someone else, from outside your field of view, is speaking to her... a male voice.

???: Are you finally ready, Alice? I know you have everything you need.


Alice: Yes. I'm ready. I get you this thing, and he's free, right?


???: Right. Xerath will be free as a bird. I know he's all you have. And the Legendary Weapon is all I want. It'll be over.


Alice looks down for a moment...


???: I'm sure you don't want to stay here any longer. Frankly, training you has been a HUGE bother. Get out there and get me what I need. And you know what happens if you step out of line.


Alice: Right... right. I'll come back. And he'd better be waiting for me.


Alice gets up and turns to leave, but the male voice says one last thing.

???: Good luck!

The voice sounds... completely insincere. Alice pauses to listen, then heads out of your field of view... the memory ends.

With Time Stop inactive, the godmodder's own psychic defenses activate! You have Yorehammer, but... Somno doesn't! A brutal PSYCHIC COUNTER is dished out, and a psychic needle penetrates Somno's Third Eye, making it unusable! All his psychic abilities stop working!

Xerath pauses, in momentary confusion... and wipes a dust mote out of his left eye.

The godmodder glares. You weren't supposed to see that. You weren't supposed to see anything resembling that. How could you.

Focused Action + Boost Stone (6 actions)):

I summon Lucic, a hybrid of Lucio and Sonic. Lucic's high speed and hatred of tyranny make it impossible for the Godmodderr to take control of him, even before he rushes into the tunnel to heroically attack the True Darkshard. Curiously, using the Sonic Amplifier to fire sonic blasts will moving faster than the speed of sound results in massive sonic booms, sacrificing accuracy for turning every single shot from his primary fire into an amplified secondary fire blast. It won't hurt very much, but it allows for an incredible amount of knockback.

Lucic: 20000/20000 HP (Rings), 2000*5 A
*You're Too Slow!: Lucic has incredible evasion, and enemies that miss him won't get another chance. He has a 50% dodge chance, and entities with multiple attacks can only use one of their attacks against Lucic.
*Rings: As long as Lucic has rings, he cannot be killed. If he has rings when he would be killed, he survives with 1 HP, loses Rings, and becomes invulnerable for the rest of that EOTB phase (he could theoretically be killed in one turn by two seperate factions working together to hit in in different phases). If he ends a turn with full health, he regains Rings.
*Listride: As a free action, Lucic can relocate himself to anywhere in the entity list.
*Crossfade: Each turn, Lucic projects an aura that buffs him and allies adjacent to him on the entity list. He can project either speed (+10% dodge chance) or healing (+5000 healing) auras.
*Amp Up: Lucic can sacrifice his attacks to amp up his crossfade aura, increasing the effect to +25% dodge chance and +20000 healing.
*Knockback: Each hit that Lucio scores on an entity disrupts them, pushing them 1 space away from Lucic on the entity list, and disrupts them, causing their attacks to have a 10% chance to miss per hit scored (checked seperately from dodge chance).

Lucic's Orders: Distract the True Darkshard, and push it back as much as possible with your attacks.

Lucic's stats are... powerful. Like, that is ridiculously strong. Here's what his stats would look like if you unleashed him as a 6-post charge:

20,000 HP, 2,000x3A, 20% dodge rate. No special abilities. To get Lucic's abilities as you initially put, you'd need him as... 28-post charge. Since the results of this would be so much different from what you put, I'll give you 6 charge points to do with as you wish.

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Lil Titan Cat hurtles through the Hall of Mirrors, landing on the True Darkshard! He loses his grip and falls down 1 space! The Unsealed Lightshard temporarily drops off and does a DROPKICK on the True Darkshard, pushing him down 2 more spaces! He can't go all-out, since if he falls below the Darkshard, nothing will stop the Darkshard from ascending all the way!

Pike patches up the Explosion Elemental - possibly as an apology? The Scarlet Prince walks over and stomps on Lugia EX, kil-KOing it!

The Space Station finishes its Quantum Computer project as well as the Super Laser upgrade!

The Explosion Elemental looks around... the only thing that can be attacked right now is Mazinger Zero, and it looks like other people are handling the situation right now. That leaves... the godmodder! The Explosion Elemental decides to go on a suicide bombing mission! It draws a bunch of explosive runes all over itself, and heads steaming straight in the direction of the godmodder! Wait a minute! It's heading straight for one of those sliding glass doors in the way, just like a bird who thinks the reflection is more flying space! Gah! Oh no!

In cyberspace, the AG hacker opens the Innocent Folder, looking for helpful tools! Wait a minute... inside the folder is... INFINITELY REPLICATING FOLDERS! OH NO!

The AG hacker is consumed by the fast-growing folder mass, and begins running around screaming! Looks like anything he touches will be covered in dangerous cyber-folders! Oh no! He's headed right for... EVERYONE! LOOK OUT!

PG:

The True Darkshard looks at Lil Titan Cat, wholly unamused. Lil Titan Cat can't retreat! Gravity is working against them! One slice, and Lil Titan Cat's two halves fall down into the mirror below. Next, the True Darkshard pulls out one of their backup swords, and hurls it... down below.

Meanwhile, at the bottom of the Hall, the Gravity Doubler gets a sword stuck in it. Gravity has returned to normal, even if the Hall is still acting as a tower!

That leaves 8 actions. The True Darkshard begins by pushing off the tower, doing epic dash moves from wall to wall! He uses a BOSS SLAM on the Unsealed Lightshard, destroying all its attack shields in one blow! Then, he cuts the Lightshard no less than 7 times, dealing 210,000 damage! Another turn of that, and the Lightshard dies!

On the surface, the PG hacker takes advantage of the AG hacker's distraction to hack RedRover's computer! What's this? It looks like it's already been immunized against all the techniques RedRover used against him! RedRover is forced out, back to 1 action, and the Cyberdemon PG Hacker takes his supercomputer! Antivirus, anti-fork-bomb-protection, anti-rootkit... mmm! This thing is great!

Back in normal space, the godmodder is not idle. He sends out the next pokemon on his team: ARCEUS! Of course he'd have the God-Pokemon themself on the team. What more introduction is needed?

Then, the godmodder takes out an ornate knife. An ornate knife designed to penetrate any and all defenses. A knife that can deal damage... even... to... himself.

The godmodder rams it into his own chest.

He deals 5 damage. To himself.

Suddenly, the godmodder damage charge booster activates! The godmodder gets his prize: FIVE Boost Stones! That's 15 actions for the godmodder to use as he pleases! He smiles. Sure, it's a bit of a sacrifice, but it's not like there's any chance he'll lose long-term.

But the godmodder still has 1 action he hasn't used this turn! He starts... a new charge. 1/2. You kind of get the feeling that he's abusing the fact that you're busy with a lot of stuff to build up power, and then make your lives way harder as soon as you think you're going to get a break.

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The last cracks in the mirror seal up. It. Is. COMPLETE! When the Darkshard comes, it will be ready! The Darkshard sees its own reflection... beckoning... CALLING... it can't help but be pulled in! The Mirror is pulling the Darkshard down one space each turn!

The Salt Machine, having outlived its usefulness, self-destructs! The Epilepsy Strobe Light tries to attack the Darkshard, but... it can't reach it! You can't affect the Darkshard when you aren't in the Hall of Mirrors!

The Apex gets repairs, and Somno stands still... he has a dead look in his eyes...


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L= [AG]Unsealed Lightshard: 190,000/400,000 HP, 70,000A(Boss)(Guarding Hall of Mirrors)

D=[PG]True Darkshard: -----/----- HP, 30,000 x 5A, Modes: FA(switching in 1!), P(switching in 3!)(Boss)(Trapped in Hall of Mirrors)(King of the Hill - takes x2 damage from entities, gets double actions)

M=Mirror: Ready to receive Darkshard! Pulling them in 1 space each turn!

ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! A musical instrument-related method...
-Defeat the True Darkshard! It needs to be re-absorbed into the Mirror to be gone for good!
-Protect the Unsealed Lightshard! They're preventing the Darkshard from escaping the Hall of Mirrors!
-Help(or stop) the Explosion Elemental's suicide bombing!

Minor tasks:
Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs. The Alchemiter can let you combine items. The Salt Machine cures Bad Luck.
Pike is healing friendly entities!
Defeat the godmodder's pokemon team! He'll send them out one by one!
Stop the Cyberdemon PG Hacker! He's back with a vengeance, and trying to take over Mazinger Zero and any other entities he can!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:
State: Quite Cloudy (no current effect)

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Super Laser: Can unleash 45,000 damage support attack(ready!)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: Space engineer portal(+60 engineers/turn)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer(no programs installed)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 240(building space station!)(Manager halving cost)
Winry: 8,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability), Architect(upgrades rooms)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 66,000/70,000 HP, 20,000A (+3,000 damage from all attacks)(+4,000 HP per turn)(protected from 3 attack)

[AG - Ranger Strider]Pike: 7,000/10,000 HP, +15,000A(healer!)

[AG - Srovy]Stone Loibster: 11,000/20,000 HP (+2,000 maximum/current HP/turn)

[AG - Arsenical]Explosion Elemental: 24,000/24,000 HP, 20,000A, Explosion Aura (deals 4,000 damage to enemies who land attacks)(protected from 2 attack)(attempting to bomb the godmodder!)

[AG - Hungry Visitor]Growth: -10,000 HP(protected from 1 attack)(Guarding Mania)
Mania: 28,000 HP(+4,000 HP/turn)(acts as Overflow for Hungry Visitor)(protected from 1 attack)

[N]Slots Machine: 44,000/90,000 HP, Special: High Roller(ready in 5!)(Lucky Counter - roll slots when attacked)(Blue/Red slot options: Roll with only numbers 1-4/5-8)
[N]Alchemiter: 94,000/100,000 HP

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - EternalStruggle]The Apex: 46,000/75,000 HP, 25,000A (+1 repair drone/turn)(docked)
Linked Repair Drone: 500 x 6 HP(+1,000 x 6 repair per turn!)
Shipyard: 100,000/100,000 HP (Apex upgrade, gravitic deflectors, adds resistance to Apex, done in 2!)

[N - JoeBOB]Somno: 29,000/35,000 HP (Third Eye down - can't use psychic powers!)(can do generic actions)(building hexagonashield generator, done in 8!)
Rift: 5% open(-10% open in 1!)
Rift: 5% open(-10% open in 1!)
Epilepsy Inducing Strobe Light: 18,000/18,000 HP, -20% accuracy attack
Shield Generator: +1 attack shield to JOEbob's entities in 1! - dies when JOEbob runs out of entities (2 attack shield currently)

[P]Peacekeepers(10,836,200 total attack)(Unbribable)(protected from 72 attack):
Peacekeeper HQ: 350,000/350,000 HP, 50,000A(protecting Peacekeepers)(control and command)
The Negotiator: 250,000/250,000 HP(Power armor)
Riflemen X: 2,000 x 999 HP, 1,000x999A(+3 squad leader)
Death-elite Riflemen: 5,000 x 999 HP, 3,000 x 999A
True Machine gunners: 5,000 x 999 HP, 1,500x999A(+3 squad leader)
Death-elite Machine Gunners: 10,000 x 999 HP, 4,000 x 999A
Medics: 1,250/1,250 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 1,000 x 999 HP(leading)
Commandos VI: 4,500 x 999 HP, 1,300 x 999A(+3 squad leader)
Engineers: 100 HP x 999(building robot war analysis, done in 4!)(building god unit production facility, done in 6!)
Scientists: 100 HP x 999, researching riflemen true power(done in 3!)(researching improved commandos, done in 1!)
Forward command center: 20,000/20,000 HP x 2, researching one-man army fighting technique(done in 2!), calling in medics x 999 for death-elite training camp(done in 6!)
Shield generators: 15,000 x 6 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 30,000/30,000 x 3 HP
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 100,000/100,000 HP, training commandos x 999(done in 6!)
Special Weapons depot: 40,000/40,000 HP
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers v2, Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways, Godmod building plating(equipped), Anti-control Godmod armor(equipped), anti-control godmod weaponry(equipped), Assistant SR builder, Efficient Climate Control Unit, Double Speed progression

[AG - Shiboso]Mazinger Zero: 41,000/50,000 HP, 3,000 x 5A(being hacked)
[PG]Cyberdemon PG Hacker: Master Hacker! 50% finished hacking Mazinger Zero, 58,000/100,000 CyberHP (being harassed by Cyberangel White hat Hacker, slowed down!)(supercomputer - gets x572 actions while in cyberspace!)
[AG]AG Hacker(Fast-Growing Folder Mass! Headed for EVERYONE!)
[AG]Shiboso (in cyberspace)(protected from 1 attack)
[AG]RedRover (in cyberspace)

[PG]Arceus: 60,000/60,000 HP, 15,000 x 2A

[PG]Godmodder: 182/300 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Legendary Weapon Map)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)(Pokemon team: ???, ???)(Major charge: 2/3)(Charge: 1/2)(5 Boost Stones)


Player info:
Captain.cat(has King of the Hill)(1/5)
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
MooGoestheCow (Charge: 1/???)
[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon(27/100)(effect-curing power)(Resolute Heart Copy - mimics effects once)(5/20)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity)(Temporal Guardian + Dragonforce in hammerspace!)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)
Hungry_Visitor(Overflow entities, +1 aggressive actions possible/turn)(4 actions in debt!)
The_Two_Eternities(3/27)
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(16/40)
Arsenical(2 posts in debt!)
[N+1]JoeBOB(has Super Dagger, 20,000 damage free action)(Redagger, +2 attack deflector)(has 1 Boost Stone)(Yorehammer - Bypasses defenses)
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter(has Claim ticket, redeemable Update 80, expires Update 82)(14/25)(owns dormant Spire)
Page of Time(5/10)(Bad Luck)
[N]Mr Mirror Man(1 +2,000 Attack token)(Godmodder Repellent)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)(4/10)
gilded king(8/10)
Pionoplayer(Sidequest Charge token: Complete a sidequest to make worth 5 charges)
Darshelenas Sunbreaker
[N+1]Winkins(+1,000A Iron sword)(1 10,000 damage token)(1 +5,000A/20,000 damage Pain sword)(Sith army and Fennie in hyperspace!)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(has paradox void cards, hexagonaherbs, paradox healing cards, absorbed Bad Luck)(Save point: 7/10)
Nano Soldier 2016(behind cover)(has M16, Body Armour)
W32Coravint(3/5)
Alastair Dragovich(has SMOOTH destroyer device)(2/6)(1/??)
GamerXZ
RedRover1760(has memestone)
Shibosho(in cyberspace!)
[N]Srovy(Cult of the Cube: 9/?)
APokemonTrainer
Crusher48(6/??)
Trifling Epithet(3/20)(Has Minor Enemy Healing Ticket, +30,000 HP to an enemy)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condenser(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 7
Redirifle
Miniature Doormaker Plushy
Charge Booster (damage: 3/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks
Medkit x 3
Paradox Medkit
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Mirror Frame
Godmodder Damage Charge Booster(Boost stones remaining: 22)

That tower is just MILES long! I'd better turn the Hall of Mirrors right side down again soon.
 
Piono continues falling and... oh no... he's heading straight for the mirror.
Piono impacts with the dark shard's mirror with a dull thump. Not enough to damage it, but if there's even a chance of him getting pulled in, he probably just did.
If Piono doesn't get pulled in, he just sort of... slides off and falls to the ground below with another dull thump. Ouch, that's got to have hurt.

But in the meantime the improbability drive is busy.
Actions 1, 2 & 3:
Afraid: 5/5

The crystal ball lights up once more, as the improbability drive finishes its charge.
some time in the future, a dark shadow falls across the battlefield, and in that shadow, a deeper shadow lurks.
The shadow darts across the landscape, zigzagging around, until it finds some PG entities.
A silhouette forms above the puddle of shadow, and it lunges at the PG entities, covering them in a shroud of darkness, preventing them from seeing!

Action ticket given to Eevee Shadow Bacon. This action ticket, upon use, will inflict blindness upon three Pro Godmodder and/or Void entities for however long Moniker deems appropriate.

Attention, a new raffle will be beginning in the OOC thread shortly, for those who would be interested in such a thing.
 
Okay so calling the Cyberdemon Hacker's parent's didn't work. However, the DoS attack and summoning of the AG hacker did! Shibosho was pleased with these turn of events. However, he needed to defeat the Cyberdemon Hacker before it took over Mazinger Zero, the strongest Mazinger in the multiverse.

And then the AG Hacker had to open that innocent looking folder and things went to shit.

Shit.

1) Immediately, to try and stop the replication of folders, Shibosho taps into the permission of the cyberspace and turn off the permissions that allow the folders to create new folders in order to protect himself. Maybe.

2) Seeing that the PG Hacker had taken over another player's computer, Shibosho uses Machine Detonation! Which causes a machine of his choice to explode and his choice is none other than the computer that the PG Hacker had stolen!

3) With that done, Shibosho pulls out the SWORD OF A THOUSAND TRUTHS, or at least this cyberspace's equivalent of the sword, and attacks the CyberDemon Hacker!
 
The Architect will work on the Quantum Computer

The Engineers will work on a power generator to power the computer

and Lament will work on programming the AI

I help lament with the AI
 
Spire, restasking objectives....
Extracting Water from clouds... Placing into a secondary Tank for future use.

16/25 (Sensor suite under construction...)

Last Action:
King of the Hill huh? Well That's annoying really dam annoying. Well nothing last forever... Even things that will last nearly forever will cease to exist though they might survive to be might as well last forever but the Mechanic of King of the Hill shall not. The age of Kings is long gone... (Destroying Game Mechanic: King of the Hill)


[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 66,000/70,000 HP, 20,000A (+3,000 damage from all attacks)(+4,000 HP per turn)(protected from 3 attack)
It still has the +3000 Damage from all attacks....

Might as well add the Spire as an Entity so we don't forget about it.
 
END THE DARKSHARD NOW! WE HAVE NO MORE TIME!
FOCUS!
The Darkshard's sword... a tool, and a crutch. With it he was able to easily hold himself against the side of the tower... but what if it were to.... say.... ShAtTeR? No matter if it was glass or metal... both shatter. I superheat the sword and rapidly cool it over and over again using the Sword Forge MK 10, causing it to become brittle. A simple smash from the forge's hammer should be able to easily shatter that sword... so I do so.
 
Well then,I Pray hard and with my Paradox Healing Cards,attempt to Heal the Lightshard as best as I can

With a Huge Burst of Wind from Nowhere I attempt to push the True Darkshard nearer to the Mirror

Save point: 8/10 Kindness,the power to care and to Heal,this Trait will be 3rd most abundant to help restore the Entity to Full health when it comes back
 
Wonderful. I built that computer you know, I know how it breaks.

I bail out of cyber space. Physical space is what I need.

Action 1:

I take out my portal gun and deactivate the bottom portal. The box containing the computer smashes on the ground at 99.99999% the speed of light (its always been moving that fast). It is instantly destroyed, since it is at sufficient velocity to do so.

Focus X2

Action 2-3: Wait a minute, he just pulled out a new weapon, the Yoredagger. At least that's what I'm calling a weapon that basically has a lesser variant of the Yorehammer's abilities, with the defense bypass only being on the weapon itself and not being applied as a general property to the wielder of the weapon. But it also lacks the stickiness of a true Legendary Weapon, and thus stealing it is as simple as casting a Teleport on the Yoredagger to pull it into my hand.

I then prepare a second teleport, this time with a different target in mind: Alice.

You see, based on JOEBob's intel, Alice is being manipulated by an unknown party. The claim is that she can free Xerath from the Godmodder's influence in exchange for giving a Legendary Weapon to an unknown party. I suspect a 50% chance of that unknown party being the Godmodder, a 25% chance of the unknown party being one of the Godmodder's agents, and a 25% chance it's truly a neutral party. But with weapons as powerful as the Yorehammer, you can't take risks. If the Godmodder gained control of and actually exploited a new Legendary Weapon, a serious disaster could occur.

The problem is said report is from a conversation outside the HEXAGONAFIELD that we are fighting in, and it would normally be impossible for me to teleport out after giving up the Yorehammer earlier. But now that the Godmodder foolishly introduced the Yoredagger to give himself an action surge, I can negate the HEXAGONAFIELD's defenses against beings leaving it and going to another plane of existence. Due to the fact that the Yoredagger only penetrates defenses with its blade, this takes several attempts, as I work out the proper course of slashes to open a rift between worlds that is stable for long enough to allow me to teleport through it.

If the Godmodder interrupts this action, I deploy a countermeasure, namely throwing the Doorslammer into him. It isn't even a projectile, it's a curse that causes him to constantly walk into invisible doors and bump his head when he tries to move around, and even causes doors to fall on him and interrupt any countermagic or similar actions he tries. If he persists I also throw the YoreDamner at him, causing demons to spawn around him constantly and harass him.

Then, I slip through the portal, and engage in a new mission: stopping Alice, and taking away Xerath's motivation to work for the Godmodder. This will most likely take a while off the battlefield to complete, since even I would be hard-pressed to justify discovering Alice's location with an unstoppable knife.
Oh wait, whats this? An attempt to escape the HEXAGONAFIELD and to absolutely annihilate Godmodder's Plans?
I distract the Godmodder by making the Godmodder trip at the ABSOLUTELY worst moment for Godmodder during this, somehow despite all of his defenses against something like this to ever happen! It's like the Plot itself wanted Crusher48 to succeed and Destiny said NOPE to Godmodder interrupting this!
 
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Action 1: OBJECTION! The Godmodder is not a "player or entity", and the damage he dealt to himself is considered event damage. Thus, he cannot receive charge stones for damaging himself.

Action 2-3: Wait a minute, he just pulled out a new weapon, the Yoredagger. At least that's what I'm calling a weapon that basically has a lesser variant of the Yorehammer's abilities, with the defense bypass only being on the weapon itself and not being applied as a general property to the wielder of the weapon. But it also lacks the stickiness of a true Legendary Weapon, and thus stealing it is as simple as casting a Teleport on the Yoredagger to pull it into my hand.

I then prepare a second teleport, this time with a different target in mind: Alice.

You see, based on JOEBob's intel, Alice is being manipulated by an unknown party. The claim is that she can free Xerath from the Godmodder's influence in exchange for giving a Legendary Weapon to an unknown party. I suspect a 50% chance of that unknown party being the Godmodder, a 25% chance of the unknown party being one of the Godmodder's agents, and a 25% chance it's truly a neutral party. But with weapons as powerful as the Yorehammer, you can't take risks. If the Godmodder gained control of and actually exploited a new Legendary Weapon, a serious disaster could occur.

The problem is said report is from a conversation outside the HEXAGONAFIELD that we are fighting in, and it would normally be impossible for me to teleport out after giving up the Yorehammer earlier. But now that the Godmodder foolishly introduced the Yoredagger to give himself an action surge, I can negate the HEXAGONAFIELD's defenses against beings leaving it and going to another plane of existence. Due to the fact that the Yoredagger only penetrates defenses with its blade, this takes several attempts, as I work out the proper course of slashes to open a rift between worlds that is stable for long enough to allow me to teleport through it.

If the Godmodder interrupts this action, I deploy a countermeasure, namely throwing the Doorslammer into him. It isn't even a projectile, it's a curse that causes him to constantly walk into invisible doors and bump his head when he tries to move around, and even causes doors to fall on him and interrupt any countermagic or similar actions he tries. If he persists I also throw the YoreDamner at him, causing demons to spawn around him constantly and harass him.

Then, I slip through the portal, and engage in a new mission: stopping Alice, and taking away Xerath's motivation to work for the Godmodder. This will most likely take a while off the battlefield to complete, since even I would be hard-pressed to justify discovering Alice's location with an unstoppable knife.
 
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I mumble various things as I realise my decisions last round where not particularly well thought out. I mean, I set up a sidequest hook at the same time as creating a summon that requires maintenance? that was dumb of me... at least crusher picked up the hook.
[1x Templars] An armoured hand thrusts through the red rift, extending into empty space, and grasps around, glowing red. after a short while of searching, it finds the gold bracketed edge and pulls on it, expanding the rift somewhat. then, there's a slash, and the rift becomes a more ragged tear at the top and bottom as a blade of strange material tore through the bracketed border and even reality itself afterwards. Opening progressed!
now, this qualifys as an action by me, so it is boosted by yorehammer, as these rifts are destroying the defences the Godmodder has against random superentitys dropping in for no reason in order to open.
[1x Steffan] the Cyan rift pulses, once, twice, and then it temporarily expands. a small robot jumps through, landing on the ground, and starts redrawing the runes sustaining it into a more efficient shape. then, it pulses again, and another device jumps out, walking away a bit and sucking up several hexagonaweeds, which it transforms the mass of directly into energy to sustain the rift.
As stated, tearing a hole in reality involves destroying it, and it likely has many things protecting it that could be construed as defences, so yorehammer helps out.

[1x Perception] Now, once, long ago, I had several powers, all elemental. one of said powers was Perception. a magic that functions purely based on how I think it should work.
I did not know this at the time. Working off a half-destroyed journal entry by an idiot, I assumed many things about it.
In essence, I assumed that doing things in a more convoluted and cool-sounding way made them work better. Made about as much sense as anything else.
Now, that turned out not to be true of Perception magics there, but here my powers are sourced from player powers, which do work that way.
So time to revisit some old techniques.
Saying the effect name in greek, to use the ability with less energy.
Tracing an appropriate shape in the air, to reduce required concentration.
using an invented sign language to say the name of the ability, to reduce required concentration.
Literally Singing A (Altered to be more relevent) Song In The Middle of Combat, to provide yourself with a significant buff.
"AHEM"
"Been a while since I did this."

"This here song goes out to Xerath, the man being extorted by the Godmodder to save his sister, Alice."
"And also goes to giving me a buff to my future endeavors, because I used to think that was how Perception magic, which I, at the time, thought was 'Astral' Magic, worked. and you know what, I can change my beliefs pretty easily. Confundus."

"Well you only need a torch when the light's low"
"Only need high sun when the Iti groan"
"Only knew his sister when 'e letem go"
"Once so high now he's feelin low"
"The world is no longer his home"
"Only knew his sister when 'e letem go"
"He'll never let them go"
"Staring at the emptiness in the past"
"Replayin moments from first to last."
"Cuz the fights go slow, and rest so fast"
"Pro'lly sees er when he closes his eyes,"
"Hopes they know how hard he trys"
"Cuz, yanno, he'll never say good bye"
"Well you only need a torch when the light's low"
"Only need to run when the Seals'r blown"
"Only knew his sister when 'e letem go"
"Thinks there's only one way to show,"
"Though he's feeling lost and quite alone"
"Only knew his sister when 'e letem go..."
"This world is different in the dark"
"But every loss, will bring a fresh start" [cuz yanno whenever a group of players dies, there's a new one]
"He's never alone, cuz hes connected to their heart..."
"Day and night he fights for them,"
"He'll never give up so they'll never be lost"
"He's getting closer, with every minute passed."
"Well you only need a torch when the light's low"
"Only need high sun when the Monsters groan"
"Only knew his sister when 'e letem go"
"He'd love to take one last chance to show, He never wanted to be lost and all alone,"
"Only knew his sister when 'e letem go"
"He'll never quite let go"
"OoooOOOOooooOOOO"
"OOOoooOOOooooooooO"
"Well you only need a torch when the light's low"
"Only need high sun when the 'Modder groans"
"Only knew his sister when 'e letem go"
"Guess he'd take one last chance to show, They'll never be lost and all alone,"
"Only knew his sister when 'e letem go..............."
[Source song that hath been mangled: here]

Song complete.
Buff "Xerath and Alice Tracking IX" Stored in Buff Storage. Activate at will! Song Non-repeatable.
Now, of course, various parts of this song are probably wrong, as for them to not be, singing would have to double and prophesying, and this type doesn't.
Alright, Next...
I cast "Sending" with the target being Altair, twice, sending the same message each time. sadly, sending has a 5% chance to fail when targeting someone on a different plane from you, so I'm doing it twice. Sending allows for 25 words per cast.
"Player "Alice" manipulated, by Godmodder?, May try steal Infiniclover Soon. I try intercept. Be On Guard. Misguided, no evil. Do You Copy? Also I Yorehammer." (25 words).
Sending also allows for a 25 word response by the target, for free. if he is unsure what something means, he will likely inform me within moments, and I can Sending him again. if he doesn't respond to either message, I repeat until he does, bypassing any shielding via Yorehammer.
Alright, so Altair is ready in case things go badly. I have the Xerath and Alice Tracking IX buff, to allow me to pinpoint their location... well, its not strong enough to pinpoint where Alice is by itself, but since I know that "In the middle of the room, sitting in a chair, is a young woman. Is it Alice? Someone else, from outside your field of view, is speaking to her... a male voice.

???: Are you finally ready, Alice? I know you have everything you need.

Alice: Yes. I'm ready. I get you this thing, and he's free, right?

???: Right. Xerath will be free as a bird. I know he's all you have. And the Legendary Weapon is all I want. It'll be over.

Alice looks down for a moment...

???: I'm sure you don't want to stay here any longer. Frankly, training you has been a HUGE bother. Get out there and get me what I need. And you know what happens if you step out of line.

Alice: Right... right. I'll come back. And he'd better be waiting for me."
Has happened, I can use it to narrow down my search to: not the hexagonfield, places with chairs in a room, where such words have been uttered.
I activate the tracking buff, and using yorehammer to cleave past all defenses, and speaking a single spell- "Παρουσία Βάρδια"- And teleport there. Arriving in the room, my reaction speed instantly ramps up with a Time Freeze (time element, lasts a mere 3 seconds personal time, only works within a radius of 3 miles.), Speed Amplify (Air spell, multiplies movement speed and reaction speed by 16), and Body Enhance (Blood element, Improves the power and strength of your body and increases the size and speed of my brain temporarily). I, before the Time freeze ends (lasting almost a minute from my sped up perspective), I Sign in my strange sign language "Remnants" and find a piece of dust from Alice. Still having the Tracker buff active (though it doesn't last long, it does last for a few minutes), I use the skin flake/dust to narrow my search again, though I cannot use the words from before, so now instead I have "general vicinity of Legendary weapon", "Person from whom this skin flake could originate", and "Alice" to select by. Using further castings of "Παρουσία Βάρδια"[shift presence], I find out which one Alice is actually in. then, finally, I cast the Astral Projection ability, splitting my being in two temporarilly. Guiding Crusher to the same place as my projection, I now have 1 Action per round back on the main field, and a single, weakened (to maybe 1/2 of what it would be otherwise?) action in the "Find & save Alice" sidequest. Just enough of myself back on the Hexagonfields main area to keep the rifts growing, and enough in the Alice sidequest to hopefully save her...
Well, I try to do that, and, since partially joining a sidequest is impossible, end up with my main body focusing entirely on the projection while lying within the shield generator's field, and the Projection looking around, hands not yet summoned and body purely in form of mist.
Lastly, Crusher finds, at the end of the round and within the sidequest, Yorehammer within his inventory. because I'm giving him Yorehammer. and stuff.
If the above would all fail due to insufficient action investment, I use a boost stone to boost it, with any extra boost stone actions going to Srovy's charge.

ENTITY ORDERS (action is done)
Somno's Third eye is gone, you say? I wonder how that'd work. and what it'd me- OOOoooh, I know! The Godmodder must have erased knowledge of his equation from his mind, and transferred his powers to another person! Eh, I'll find the other person and brutally murder them to return somno his powers later. For now, keep working on the hexagonashield Generator.
The strobe light enters the mirror hall thing and blinds the darkshard while hiding behind the mages.
 
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On the way to the Darkshard, Growth picks up the unlimited antimatter explosion/infinite antimatter destruction that still explodes somewhere and morphs a small chamber in which the explosion will now occur (spent 1 action to pick up the unlimited antimatter explosion).

(Infinite antimatter destruction! -4000 HP every turn!)

They meet the Darkshard, which is in a dire situation. It probably won't attack now, since Growth would enjoy that. Growth now is a ceiling AND an armor, so every attack that would push the Darkshard back, will push the ceiling, that pushes the Darkshard. And the ceiling takes the brunt of both sides and enjoys the sweet pain. (Growth's entity action)

Mania has different ways to make herself weigh more with Pathokinesis (pathos = Emotion, kinesis = Movement). One of them is boredom. Growth had not told her the plan and isolated her from the outside world. It was for her sake, but she really wanted to be more useful...
And she was, because her weight grew, which pushed the Darkshard deeper (the Lightshard is above the ceiling). (Overflow action)

2/???
 
(Action!)(3 Charges)
(Action 1)
Falling from the skies about I parachute my way down as the Sith Army and Fennie drops into the HEXAGONAFIELD each carrying a bag of... Magical rice? Well... they do have magical properties, I paid a lot for those Asian magicians to take care of those rice fields while I was here!
(Action 2 and 3)
Fennie and the Stih army hasn't been only lazing and fishing next to the Rice fields I bought a year ago! They have been training ever since, training in the great wild mountains as the humid temperature which the more furred felines find themselves more sticky and encumbered in the army. It was where that Fennie got around to reading his priest starter notebooks and and learn how to use healing spells which thankfully was capable of healing mosquito bites which swarms the mountains. The dreaded mosquitoes were a constant menace to the army as the glowing effect of their bodies attracted whole swaths of mosquitoes at night, actually draining a feline in the army of all her blood! It was at that point that the felines have innovate new ways to use the Force, including the a makeshift Force bug net.

(Orders!)
The Sith army is to start planting the rice in the fields for what looks like heavy rain fall.
Fennie goes back to body guarding the army with his 1 shield.
The Winkins Dummy makes an appearance! and appears to be doing something as whirring sounds are coming from it.
8000HP 0A (Absorbs damage less than 5000) (Dmg Flow: 4 turns of lava? = 12000HP)
(I saw piono's post which led me to making this entity, was hoping that the lava would stay a while longer.)
 
(OOC: OKAY I'M BACK FOR REAL THIS TIME, WITH A DIFFERENT CHARACTER.)
"Hey guys, it's your favorite voiceroid let's player Yukari Yuzuki and-- what the hell is this."

ACTION ONE
4/5. I wonder what this is. The charge says "MineModular Small Cubic Module".

ACTION TWO
5/5. Whatever it is, this just finished. Let's have a look at what the Amadron sent me.

It's... a freakin' cube. What the...

Oh. It has 4 slots for "machines". Huh.


ACTION THREE
Ordered 1x Energy Condenser for PEPE 1755.29
0/5. I need to act, so this isn't counting yet.

I use reality magic to edit the balance in the Cyberdemon PG Hacker's bank account and put him 15 quinquagintillion dollars in debt. This causes reality itself to attempt to repossess the PG Hacker's belongings, harvest his organs, and force him to sell his soul to Microsoft. Reality magic cannot be hacked, as everyone knows digital technology and magic don't ever mix well.
 
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"THE ELBOW YOU FOOLS, GIVE HIM THE ELBOW!" Amelia had become... increasingly animated as the climax of the fight arrived, now having leaped to her feet in order to yell at the viewscreens, desiring that the AGs performed the attack commonly known as an 'elbow drop' on the True Darkshard while the Hall of Mirrors was still vertical for maximum effect. ES had turned his head to stare at his second in a mixture of confusion and surprise.

His Player power remained unused, at least directly, meaning that it could instead be used by an enterprising Overseer.

FOCUS - MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING

"Why build one when you can build two for double the price?"

A foolish statement on the surface of it, but not when the major restraint was time and not resources. Although the actual HP of the Shipyard had not been raised due to the actual facilities not being reinforced, it had not necessarily been idle while the Apex had been flying about, nor was all its efforts necessarily dedicated to the upgrading process proper while it was down here. The fact was that beneath the Hexagonafield was earth and stone rich in mineral resources, something the underground construction and processor units were happy to take advantage of by expanding operations, hidden from those above.

The truth was, for all upgrades some part of the ship remained untouched. This was, to be blunt, wasted time. If an additional batch of construction drones could be manufactured, and improvements to the multitasking capabilities of the Overseer itself made, then no less than double the amount of work per unit time could be done. Not twice as fast upgrades mind you, but it's not as if they were going to run out of upgrade ideas any time soon. Hence, this was still a worthwhile investment.

Of course, that didn't mean it would be easy. It would likely be an arduous process, but that just made it all the more important that the Overseer started work now. Sending out its commands to idling fabricators, and diving into its own computer cycles to perform the work needed to unlock proper multitasking, it began its work.

A percentage progress bar towards Multi-Track Drifting, an upgrade equivalent to the Peacekeepers' Dual Pathways, appeared next to the Shipyard's HP bar. Of note for the future, even if MTD is in effect only one ship can be serviced at a time, and of course this upgrade doesn't increase upgrade speed or the yard's health. The second track is just as fast and gives results of equal quality to the first one, however.
 
ACTION: 1/3 ITEM(S):1x 2,000 Attack Token 1x GODMODDER REPELLENT
AMOUNT:3/3
Action 1-Power 3:I body slam into the True Darkshard, pushing them down the Tower by quite a bit, moving them even more due to the fact that I am a mirror as well, giving me mirror bonus knockback.
 
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There. Perfect. And now that the Darkshard has been moved off of the platforms that supported it, it'll begin falling more towards the Mirror, due to, you know, gravity.
 
Seeing MrMirrorMan about to body Slam the True Darkshard I decide to give MirriorMan a boost.

Focus action - "Cannon Ball!"

Closing my eyes I prepare to place all of my current energy into this wish.'I wish for when MrMirrorMan hits The True Darkshard for it to hit The True Darkshard extra hard and send it flying back farther into the Hall of Mirrors!' Suddenly as MrMirrorMan is about to strike the True Darkshard he is surrounded by a red aura which seems to form into a ball around his body. When he slams into the the True Darkshard the red aura surges forward into the strike and adds it's power into the body slam, Propelling the True Darkshard even deeper into the hall of mirrors!

(OOC: Sorry that I have not been doing much, I've been pretty tired as of late which has made it hard to stay motivated to keep playing. Also I'm taking Trade school classes which takes some of my time now as well. Once again sorry for not being much of a help.)
 
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