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Defeat The Godmodder

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Papers, Please - XXI
  • Sidestory
    • CaptainNZZZ said:
    I nod. "When in doubt, keep going one's terrible ideas."

    Locating the CPU Motherboard Processor Unit by remembering where the drone's core was during my hacking attempt I cause that portion of the drone to become intangible, the CPU Motherboard Processor Unit falling right out of the Survey Drone and into the ground.

    Popping my fingers I conjure up a C.L.T.C Motherboard Processor Unit and teleport it into the space the CPU Motherboard Processor Unit had previously occupied. As C.L.T.C stands for Completely Loyal To CaptainNZZZ it's programmed to be completely loyal to me, I prefer not to make another mistake at this critical moment.

    The C.L.T.C unit quickly interfaces with the Survey Drone's frame, sending out complex subroutes to both reactivate and take control of the frame as the unit itself remains safe behind layers of cyber-defenses.

    Looking over at Cloak I shout, "Get to that control panel, I have a feeling we're going to need it soon!"

    Yet as I work to convert the Survey-Drone-MKIV to my side worry begins to full the back of my mind. Despite all the time I've spend in Evacucorp and everything I've done here I still haven't found any of the entities I came here to reclaim. Considering how I feel like this side-adventure will end this is very concerning. Hopefully with the Survey Drone and Cloak using control panel in the Surveillance room we'll manage to reach my entities because otherwise this trip will have been a complete failure.
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    As everything clicks together, one last check is made: The engraving! It find "property of CaptainNZZZ" engraved on the Survey Drone. Clearly, everything else must be true! The systems are reconciled, and the Survey Drone MKIV is yours.

    Cloak runs over to the surveillance cameras.

    Cloak: Huh. That looks like a big crowd of... are they... yeah... yeah, they are...

    Cloak: CAPTAINNZZZ! INCOMING!!!

    You realize what's about to happen, and realize that you'll be pinned down if the fight happens here! You hop into the Survey Drone, and ride it straight through the doors back into the lobby!

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    Quite a welcoming party is waiting for you. The lobby is eerily quiet, except for the shifting of machinery. A small army of bots await you, with several elites and special units standing out. The floor is clear as ever, and the wide space and height of the lobby give you plenty of room to maneuver. The people from before are gone, possibly evacuated. These factors combine to make a surprisingly usable battlefield for a lobby like this.

    Looks like the full security force has finally arrived.

    One of the bots in front, the commander, steps up.

    Commandrone 10K: Target sighted. All units. Open fire.

    Everyone trains their guns on you, and the battle is on!

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    Currently, you're protected by the chassis of the Survey Drone! Looking at the control panel, you see it has several abilities you can call on! Using one costs 1 action, but they don't have any cooldown and can be used as many times each turn as you want.

    Call Secu-Droids: Calls a handful (of 3) friendly Secu-Droids to aid the Survey Drone! However, they take a turn to arrive!

    Scan: Scans an enemy type, allowing you to learn its weak points! All attacks you make against that enemy type deal double damage!

    Beamshield: Forms a shield of light around you that blocks 2 attacks.

    Only one problem... this thing doesn't have any main guns. Or standard ways to attack at all. You'll have to be creative! Relying on regular attacks to kill these guys would take a long time!

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    Lobby Battlefield:
    CaptainNZZZ: 50,000/50,000 HP
    Survey-Drone-MKIV: 500,000/500,000 HP (Abilities: Call Secu-Droids, Scan, Beamshield)(Property of CaptainNZZZ)
    Level 9000 Secu-Droid: 30,000/30,000 HP, 8,000A
    Level 9000 Secu-Droid: 30,000/30,000 HP, 8,000A
    Drone Serviceling: 20,000/20,000 HP, 4,000A
    Drone Serviceling: 20,000/20,000 HP, 4,000A
    Drone Serviceling: 20,000/20,000 HP, 4,000A
    Drone Serviceling: 20,000/20,000 HP, 4,000A
    Drone Serviceling: 20,000/20,000 HP, 4,000A
    Commanddrone: 150,000/150,000 HP, 30,000A, Special: Penetrating Laser(ready in 2!)
    Elite Bot Warrior: 75,000/75,000 HP, 75,000A
    Anti-Tank Gunbot: 40,000/40,000 HP, 20,000A (x3 damage against mechanical foes)
    Anti-Tank Gunbot: 40,000/40,000 HP, 20,000A (x3 damage against mechanical foes)


    Players:
    CaptainNZZZ(has Charisma)(Ticket #2,423,991,081,321)(has complete Entity Requisition Form, Mop bucket, Janitor uniform, truth serum machine)(Piloting Survey-Drone-MKIV)
    Survey-Drone-MKIV: 500,000/500,000 HP (Abilities: Call Secu-Droids, Scan, Beamshield)(Property of CaptainNZZZ)

    Rewards:
    Confessions of a Paradox Gambler
    Orb of Shielding(2 attack shields - free action)


    New Battle Sidequest change: Player-team stuff is tinted blue, enemies that need to be killed are tinted red! Does it look okay? Feedback is appreciated!

    This might look tough, but creative actions with a tool as powerful as the Survey Drone could allow CaptainNZZZ to do WAY more than the normal amount of damage to these guys.
     
  • Sidestory
    • ACTION: 1/3 ITEM(S):1x 2,000 Attack Token 1x GODMODDER REPELLENT
    AMOUNT:3/3
    Action 1-Power 3: I decide to make the Hall of Mirrors vertical, meaning that gravity is now pulling the True Darkshard down.
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    Through a freak twist of probability, JOEbob finds the yorehammer in his inventory because I don't particularly want it right now.

    Action 1

    Piono begins approaching the Godmodder once more. Last attack didn't do much, but hey, using his super weapons has worked two out of three times so far, that's a better track record than most methods.
    Apparently a slip up in the narrator's narrating was the primary reason why the last attack failed anyways, so shrug, might as well try again (Also I just like typing up these absolute monsters of attacks. It makes me feel like I'm accomplishing something writing-wise even if I'm not actually.)
    Piono levels his hand and flicks it, a large trident made out of water and gold flips into existence. Piono looks at it, staring for a few seconds, and then begins twirling it around. It feels… good in his hands. Like it's meant to be there. Funny, come to think of it, all of his other weapons did too.
    Ah well, probably just something that Piono can't remember that will become apparent once the Darkshard is defeated.
    But regardless, as it is, Piono is once more approaching the Godmodder in what, in any anime worth its salt, would translate to the beginning of an awesome showdown, and whaddaya know, this is going to translate to the beginning of an awesome showdown (DTG is best anime).
    The Godmodder dives at Piono, who blocks once, then twice, twirling the trident around, but he slows very quickly, the previous two mega attacks having taken a ton out of him.
    The Godmodder takes advantage of this, hoping to defeat Piono before the attack starts and he winds up being blown off his feet by rocks or dropped into another volcano or something.
    Spoiler alert: HE'S TOO LATE.
    Piono's eyes begin to glow...

    АQУА


    Piono throws his trident straight for the Godmodder, the Godmodder twists out of the way with a "Hah!" but then realizes his mistake. Piono, with the advent of his glowing eyes, is no longer interested in the Godmodder. The trident flies forwards, and as it comes up to the tower of mirrors (thank you MrMirrorMan) suddenly a jet of water explodes out of the ground, launching it high up into the sky. Piono runs forward, and as the Godmodder looks up slightly incredulously, Piono runs forward, flips up in the air, and then pushes off of the Godmodder's face, knocking the Godmodder to the ground and propelling Piono high up into the air.
    Piono catches the trident and sails up over the tower of mirrors, and then suddenly a burst of water springs out of his feet and sends him rocketing right down in through the entrance... right into the DarkShard, who does not have the opportunity to react to this chain of events before suddenly being barreled into by a warrior with a high powered water jetpack, pointing a trident directly at them. The Darkshard is, however, faster than your average warrior, and catches its sword between the prongs of the trident, slowly pushing against the massive surge by sinking its feet into the mirrors around the edges of the tower.
    Piono attempts to put on another burst of speed, slowly gaining ground on the True Darkshard. "Hmm... I've really been wanting to have a nice, halfway decent fight with another warrior of caliber. Not a cheater like the Godmodder, an actual fighter. Like you. This will be interesting, for once. Also, I need to kill you to get my memories back permanently, so there's that too.=" And Piono begins his attack.
    It is sudden and unexpected in its ferocity and speed, the Darkshard, previously the fastest thing on the battlefield finds itself being pressed against by a warrior of equal, if not slightly greater, speed. Piono pushes into him, twirling the trident around, knocking the Darkshard's attacks off to the side and frequently jabbing at him... wait... no... he's not actually fighting... is he... is THIS FOOL TOYING WITH THE DAKRSHARD. This will not stand, the Darkshard enrages and flies at Piono, who side steps it and begins walking backwards as the Darkshard rounds on him.
    Piono is suddenly put on the defensive, being pushed backwards as the Darkshard tears into his defense with renewed fervor, but it just... can't... seem... to make a hit. Piono progresses backwards more and more, until he suddenly can't contain himself. He begins grinning. WHY IS HE GRINNI-OH WAIT. The Darkshard suddenly realizes that he's been pushing forward THE WRONG WAY this entire time, every single blow backwards since he began his counter assault has been pushing Piono closer to the mirror at the bottom, where he doesn't want to be! The Darkshard turns around to try and sprint up the path to make up for lost time, but suddenly water gushes in from around the mirrors making up the tower, flipping the Darkshard into the air. Piono rises up above him once more, and slams the trident down, with the force of a powerful geyser, the spray of water slams into the Darkshard, launching it downwards at high velocities, sending it tumbling down the tower of mirrors, bouncing off the walls until finally it grabs hold of one of the mirrors, and pulls itself back into a standing position on the wall of the mirror tower.
    Piono hovers down towards it on twin jets of water, and attempts to slam the side of the trident down on the Darkshard once more, but the Darkshard, once more, is having none of this, and begins dueling him, with Piono hovering around and swatting and jabbing at him like an annoying little fly. The Darkshard continues flailing around, trying to hit the obnoxious Piono that keeps getting in the way, until finally he loses his balance and...
    A portal opens right above him. Piono's not just using one element and nothing else this time around. This time he's going to utilize his inventory. The Darkshard gets hit full in the face with a massive grand piano that slams into him full force, and already knocked off balance by the previous assaults, the Darkshard loses its footing on the wall and begins tumbling down the tower. Piono pulls up a piano bench and sits at the grand piano, to add insult to injury by playing "Flight of the Bumblebee" on the way down. The Darkshard gets even ANGRIER at this, and cleaves the piano in half, rising into the air to try and get Piono in a proper duel.
    Piono continues to not oblige him.
    Piono rockets up higher in the air, and then zooms downwards, repeating this motion several times, with massive blasts of water coming behind him that send water up and down the tunnel, plunging the the Darkshard into constant streams of water, interrupted primarily by Piono plunging his trident into the darkshard, knocking it down further with each blow even though none of the attacks actually deal damage to the darkshard's indestructible exterior.
    The Darkshard is losing its patience.
    The Darkshard reaches up the next time Piono comes down, and grabs the trident, pulling Piono down to his level, and attempting to decapitate Piono with one swift blow.
    This of course doesn't work because Piono is invincible too.
    But it does send Piono tumbling upwards comparatively to the Darkshard, and after a few bounces off the wall, somehow beginning to gain distance on the Darkshard. The Darkshard readies up for another attack, ready to hammer Piono with all its might. Intent on, even if killing Piono isn't possible, at least making him regret coming down here.
    Piono stops just short of the Darkshard's attack and his eyes flash.

    ДЕЛУГЕ
    Piono points the trident Darkshardwards, and suddenly an enormous pillar of water jets out of the trident, large enough to almost entirely fill up the space of the mirror tower, and fast enough a torrent that the water is pure white, a massive pillar of spiralling water, slamming into the Darkshard with the force of a tsunami, pushing them down the tunnel at unbelievable speeds. The slam into the walls, they lose sight of their sword, and just continue tumbling down and endless abyss of water until...
    Suddenly the push has lessened. The Darkshard looks around and realizes that it is now swimming. Hey! All the water is coming down too fast for the small cracks in between the mirrors of the mirror tower to let it out, this is perfect, it can resist getting pushed backwards! And then the Darkshard suddenly drops again as Piono uses water manipulation to force all the water out through the cracks at high speed, leaving the Darkshard tumbling through the air once more.
    And then Piono plummets past him.

    Once again, there is a massive shockwave. Aside from the finale of the main attack drowning all the fires of the battlefield in copious amounts of water as the water sprayed out the top and sides of the mirror tower, water magic floods out across the Hexagonafield. Now the lava lakes and rivers are complemented with rivers and lakes of actual water. This should serve to cool down the battlefield at least some, and it seems the steam being created in the outer reaches of the hexagonafield is actually... forming clouds. Who knows, maybe we'll be getting weather in this portion of the Hexagonafield soon?

    Actions 2 & 3:
    The improbability drive whirs to life again, not once stopping its eternal workings.
    2/5 for Afraid
     
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    Moniker said:
    Did you really do it? All the bosses so far have had 2 phases. But... on the Darkshard's hand... there were... THREE sword icons.

    Looking at their body on the HEXAGONAFIELD... all three are glowing.

    And the Darkshard gets back up.

    Not wanting to waste any time, several Players quickly blast him with attacks! But they get reflected right back at you! The Darkshard is completely unharmed, and renewed completely! They are now the TRUE DARKSHARD, and are completely immune to regular attacks and damage!

    But their time has come. The mirror, still damaged, floats down to the HEXAGONAFIELD, and seems to beckon the Darkshard and Lightshard back to their home. They both refuse.

    The True Darkshard sprints towards your army! There's nothing you can do to stop him - he can't be hurt at all!

    But then, a tunnel of mirrors springs out of the ground, encircling and surrounding the Darkshard! He sprints towards the tunnel exit, but the mirror tunnel forms ahead of him as he runs! The Darkshard falls behind... more behind... holding steady... wait! Now he's catching up to the exit!

    The Hall of Mirrors completes, a long tunnel filled entirely with mirrors, ending in the partially broken mirror! But just as the Darkshard is about to escape it, the Lightshard crosses swords with it at the very edge, preventing it from making its final escape. In a fit of rage, the True Darkshard shoves their sword into the Lightshard's brain... or, where it would be, if the Lightshard was human. The Sealed Lightshard falls and dies, and the True Darkshard acquires King of the Hill. All the entities are huddled at the exit as the Darkshard comes closer, too scared to step up.

    And then a hand, two swords glowing on its wrist, closes around the Darkshard's leg. In one smooth motion, the Darkshard is thrown back into the hall of mirrors.

    The Sealed Lightshard is now the Unsealed Lightshard, ready to finish off the Darkshard once and for all.
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    In response to the epic struggle between light and darkness, good and evil, anti and pro, Arsenical reactions appropriately.

    "... Huh." Appropriately for him, but probably underwhelming for others.

    Still, he hatched an truly great plan to help.

    Action 1: The Ancient Duel Shield Technique

    But wait!

    "Hm? What's wrong, Narrator?"

    Do you wish to leave the Explosion Elemental defenseless, with his single attack shield? You'd lose you dad of the year title for sure!

    "Hot doggity dog, Narrator! Too true! But I know exactly what to do!"

    He had channeled such energy easily before. Doing it twice on one target should be simple enough!

    "Abrazath Metracabra alakazinthos! Magic shield!"

    Perfect! The second magic shield is in place. Now's time for the secret plan!

    Actions 2 & 3: Taking a Page From Goku's Book

    Flooping the hall into a tower made for such an ingenious idea, he truly had to thank the Mirror guy for doing it, else he wouldn't have thought of his plan.

    The fact was, they had to stop the darkshard from climbing. Gravity worked well, but didn't work well enough.

    And so, the simplest solution was to just increase the gravity in the tower.

    Over the entrance to the mirror tower, Arsenical hangs a simple GRAVITY DOUBLER. As you could probably tell, it would double gravity in a localized area, that being below it.

    "You know, it sometimes astounds me that this would be considered simple technology." Our hero muttered to himself as he suspends the machine.
     
    Seeing others begin to focus on the Cyberdemon Hacker, shibosho felt he needed to act more aggressively soon.

    1) Realising that the Cyberdemon Hacker's true rival was not in fact the Cyber Angel White Hat Hacker, Shibosho proceeded to summon AG Hacker!

    2) Having summoned the Cyberdemon Hacker's true rival, Shibosho then decided to try something. Using his powers, Shibosho proceeds to deliver a DENIAL OF SERVICE (DoS) attack on the Cyberdemon but not just any DoS attack, the ULTIMAX FIVE THOUSAND INFINITY DoS ATTACK!

    3) Shibosho then decided to try something outside the box. Using his powers, Shibosho proceeded to call the Cyberdemon Hacker's parents that her son has been doing terrible and horrible and shameful things on the internet.
     
    I give the Ag Hacker, A welcome back card.

    14/25 secondary armaments have been completed... starting advanced sensor suite....

    Welcome back AG hacker, it seems to be round 2 against the PG hacker though he does have a headstart i guess.

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    The spire dutifully sap away energy from the lava terrain ever so slowly... it seems to require better absorbers. sometime the best solutions are the simplest one, I make the spire bigger so it cam absorb better than before.

    Moniker for the sidequest maybe add a number to their title to indicate wich update it correspond? For future sidequest ill be easier to look back and see when it started and where it came from, Just for future sidequests.
     
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    Where the Lil Titan cat on the list?nvm found it

    The Pg hacker has 1 million actions

    Ik the Dootswarm died via lava.

    . I found it M=Mirror: Well over halfway repaired

    Mirror is a bloody neutral thingie that will trap/kill the darkshard once and for all!

    The Mirror is i am sure not of the alignment M

    I cant find it...

    Why are the AG players in cyberspace coloured blue... last turn they were red.

    oh now I see the real change good job Ranger Strider.

    (ooc: [AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 62,000/70,000 HP, 20,000A (+3,000 damage from all attacks)
    Doesnt that mean if something that deals 1 damage but attack 20+ Times will basically murder the Scarlet Prince... huh)
     
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    Lil Titan Cat walks into the Hall of Mirrors and attacks the True Darkshard.

    Maddison and Damien FOCUS, ripping open a wormhole that sprays water everywhere on the Hexagonofield.
     
    Could the change be the Scarlet Prince now taking +3000 damage instead of -3000? Got it in one.
    Focus!
    I start pouring sand down the tower of mirrors, and blast it with heat, causing it to turn into the glass the final mirror needs!
     
    I stretch extensively, popping many joints into usefulness from the 14hour flight from vacation space.

    2 more flights till reliable connection to the HEXAGONAFIELD but I take a seat to take advantage of the station's free internet. Finally not having to worry about internet cutting off for a long while, I check up the HEXAGONAFIELD logs since I left.

    I silently cry out in dismay for nearly missing out the major BOSS battle hope to recitify that with at least a participation token.

    Before I set up my charge I turn to look over my dummy which was intact and doing its job perfectly. I sigh in relief as it still remain unnoticed in the little corner I left it.

    (Focus!)
    Lightward mages are warped into the Hall of Mirrors about a quarter away from the Lightshard. Seeing the Darkshard and the Lightshard in the opposites of the hall, they simply deduced that this was a conflict between light and dark and quickly sides with the Lightshard.

    (Orders!)
    Fennie and Siths still in hyperspace till I reach a safer place to connect to the HEXAGONAFIELD (Once I get home which should be after this update)
    Attaching themselves to the walls of the hall, Light mages begins ritual to summon a Light Guard contruct. Should be finished on the 74 update.
     
    Focus X1713 (or 981,549) cyber actions edition.

    Really? Player has the initiative over GM creations. Good to know.

    I create a program that runs copies of itself 5000000 times every time the computer updates@ or reads a line of code. Since the GM computer is untested technology made up quickly and obviously has many holes in it since it suffers from curse of repetitiveness since you copied my idea. Did you know that in google every 1 out of 25000 lines of code thats a bug? Those things host millions of lines and they aren't even a computer operating system. I also try the Meltdown exploit, that work on vulnerable processors and a unpatched proccessing systems, the patches to that exploit require slowing down the computer (). I abuse any of these weaknesses and I only need to get access to Ring 3 (or the least secured ring that handles permissions for software on its own.) to create and run this program. Since this program runs on every time a computer updates. Once its run it cannot be stopped. Each process creates 5 million processes. You can't delete them all since it keeps creating processes faster than you can delete them. You can't kill the program because its not just one program, its too many. Processing power and memory are one in the same, so when this fills up your whole memory your computer cannot create more processes (or, do anything). This is also called a fork bomb. When all of your proccesses or memory is used up, nothing can run, including deleting things.

    After gaining access to your computer, I run this program first then delete your logs so you can't counter attack. Reality Ensues.

    Also, I do this long before Shibosho tries his ultimate DDOS of doom.

    My last action is connecting to the Internet and searching for "Defeat the Godmodder" and posting a cat picture (and a few words) on that thread. I also put it as the background (with said words) of that PG hacker's computer right before it crashes. That's the last thing they'll see.

    My other two actions involve turning off Mazinger Zero's connection to cyberspace and the internet by turning off the wifi connection and whatever other connections there are. You can't hack whats not online or connected to anything, especially with cyberspace. I do this while the PG hacker is distracted trying to recover by my overwhelming amount of attacks.



    Also, you are mistaken. I slowed my computer's time relative to the hexigonical field (The Electronic Warfare Time Slowing Supercomputer@) making it travel close to the speed of light. Anything more than 572 second per second would cross be as fast or faster than the speed of light, which physics don't allow since you'd need infinite mass and 0 length. By doing that you'd create a glaring weakness since that means that it has infinite gravity therefore hexxagonical field crashes and is destroyed by said gravity that outmatches that. Since FTLx1748 means that this is 1748 infinities that overwhelm the one infinity of the Hexagonical field and instantly kill the Godmodder. I actually said 572x from the time manipulation times whatever QM allows for extra actions for processing power effectively slowing down time. That means I'd have effectively 572 squared actions per turn or 327,184 cyber turns, matching the overpowered 1mil with time hax.

    Problem solved. Sorry if you get confused. I basically just abused the fact you have so much processing power. It only speeds up your own doom. HAM Pun!

    (Also, if I win this engagement I'm going to create a quantum portal into Purgatory quest and hack all the robots to death via insane amounts of cyber warfare that actually is just Hollywood hacking, since this is literally the max of my knowledge on this subject, Either that or I create nano-replicating Robots for fun and profit and use my redicolous amount of cyber turns to- Oh. this message has been copyrighted by me.)

    Also, I sue Godmodder for copyright since I'd adopted the Copyright Symbol from JOEbobobob a few turns ago and used it on everything. If successful 1 damage, and I distract Godmodder while I annihilate their computer.
     
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    This cat is an example of how time changes things. This cat is tired because of time passed without sleeping. Remember, The Darkshard = Friendship. Tell this to all void assassins in the world and I'll give you infinite cookies so you'll survive the test of time.

    ((OOC: THIS IS SO META! ☆lol☆))
     
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    ALL. THREE. ACTIONS.
    Terry summons a glove on a stick. Then a pair of green claw gloves. Then a glove reinforced with who-knows-what. Then a glove made out of metal and gears. Then a glove like the last one, but coated in magma. Then a sword of pink crystal, with what looks like a star embedded on the pommel. Then a sword made out of platinum. Then a sick-looking crimson claw. He throws these down into a runic circle, and then they burn up.

    The circle activates, and a claw glove of white crystal and stardust manifests on Terry's hand.

    "*breath in*"

    He runs straight into the Hall of Mirrors, then rapidly punches the True Darkshard. Very, very rapidly.

    "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!"

    The Darkshard is sent flying further into the Hall of Mirrors with each punch. Terry continues the barrage. Then he pulls out Speaker Crash: Extended Mix, the microphone-staff that he fused together from Speaker Crash and a flute a long time ago.

    "Eat this!"

    He beats the gorilla out of the Darkshard with the staff, retaining the cadence of the punches.

    After a bit, the glove fades out, and Terry walks out of the Hall.
     
    OOoooooh Goooodmoddderrrrrrrrrrr
    Guess. What.
    You know how I've already dealt damage to you Twice with the same rock?
    Wasn't That embarrassing?
    Why do I bring it up? Oh, no reason, don't mind me...
    To save you the trouble of looking through the archives for these posts if they ever come up, I have copy-pasted them here. no, I have nooooo reason to suspect you'll need to look.
    action, I conjure a rock. the rock is actually an extremely compressed planet. yorehammer grants the user the 'might of a planet', which is supposedly how it allows them to bypass defences. this rock thus has the might of a planet. if the narration speaks truly, this will allow it to imitate yorehammer, though unlike yorehammer, it'd only help attacks involving it, as opposed to all attacks by the user. I proceed to throw the rock at the godmodder. he trys to teleport. the rock, similar to yorehammers stated method of function, bypasses his defences. it hits him in the eye... and explodes. matter compressed so heavily can't stay around long. still, it did hit the godmodder first. so yeah."

    [As the rock travels in the air towards him, the godmodder gets out his "dictionary - DTG concepts edition". He flips it to the page and points to a specific entry: "Defenses: Stuff that defends the person, like a shield or bodyguard or such. Dodging attacks, like teleportation, don't count as defenses, they count as avoidances. Sure, you could argue that since the act of teleportation helps keep me healthy it could be argued to be a "defense", but you'd be wrong, wouldn't you, JOEBOBOBOB???!??!" You look at the cover, and yes, the godmodder did write this dictionary. "Author: Godmodder."]

    "action one: yes, yes, thats all very nice, but you still have a large sore on your head, so shush. I inform the godmodder that, irrespective of the accuracy of his dictionary (which was written by a biased source- himself- and can as such be mostly ignored if there is evidence to the contrary), the record shows that he did not, in fact, move out of the way, for it says in the records of the world: (the quote I just sent you) he stood there as the rock flew, and did not dodge. he took out the dictionary, and did not dodge. he flipped to an entry, and did not dodge. he showed me the book, and did not, and could not have dodged, for i was reading the entry and would notice its movement. this is more then sufficient time for a rock that practically suffers no air resistance to fly through the air and bonk him in the head. therefor, the rock either did bypass his defences including any avoidances he might use instead, or he just failed to stop a normal rock from harming him."
    [Wait... wait did he seriously forget to - the godmodder takes 1 damage, then facepalms, taking another 1 damage for a total of 2 damage! Wow. Amateur mistakes here.]
    "I play RPS! that is to say, rocket propelled sledgehammer. I swing it back for a sec, then slam it into the godmodders chosen move. rocks get shattered, scissors get broken, paper burned by the rocket, explosives get knocked away, water is ineffectual, knifes are too short range, dragon is too anachronistic, blade of grass gets burnt, etc. I then combo the blow, slamming into the godmodder himself. he gets knocked back a mere centimeter, but before he can react... I remind him of the physics stuff from the past. classical conditioning causes him to get constipated, because he had to use the washroom really bad when I told him that stuff. the godmodder got a headache from the physics stuff. headaches hurt. pain is not damage, though. not... directly. as the godmodder rushes into his bathroom, the headache intensifies as he realises that there weren't any mind-controled army men left to pardon him, and that a black-hole-immune gravity-stabilization field generator would not be immune to white holes, and break down soon after my attack as a white hole appears in his stomach, removing the GS field generator. the size of the white hole is unspecified, and since we don't know how white holes work, and his blank map corresponds to blank territorys via his reality warping godmodder powers, white holes don't have any weird requirements and can be of any size, so now he has indigestion, and his gravity stabilization field generator is broken, and the white-hole is much smaller then the black hole, so the black hole pulls up the rock... the rock which regained what power it had back when I was preserving it in the past. and regained even more of its power just now as i called attention to it. no, it wasn't as strong as yorehammer, but it worked the same way. the headache gets worse as he stumbles onto the toilet, and
    begins to... relieve himself. he trys to do so, but it hurts to try. he godmodds away the problem. now he can poo, yay. the rock comes out his butt. the pain of trying to relieve himself was the well-timed impact of the rock flying up his butt. he'd have noticed, but mumbo-jumbo headache. the rock was drawn in by the black hole as stated. oh, and he still hasn't bothered to make himself immune to rocks, highly-compressed planet-mass ones or otherwise."
    [Oh, and your attack did 1 damage. The godmodder makes himself immune to rock damage, re-immunizes himself against any bathroom-related damage, and rock damage, and blah blah blah, etc.]
    In other news, some actions aside from the boost stone, which I'm keeping:
    [1x] JOE looks around again, what to do, what to do... He walks over to the centre of the area protected by his shield generator, near the cult's shiz, and bends over, hand on the ground. Runes of all colors, blue, red-orange, grey, brown, cyan, bloodred, and pink-speckled black, glow into existence throughout the shielded area. a small circle of light appears in the middle, glowing Bloodred and with small golden bracket-things around it.
    Rift 1 5% open (+5% open-ness per round) [this one will summon allied minions known as "Templar guards" with the ability to preform readied actions, meaning when X happens they instantly react with y, at the cost of not acting the round before the readied action. if x does not happen their actions are wasted. for example, 'readied action: attack the first person to be hostile or prepare for hostility against JOE's forces'.]
    [Somno is doing something else this round. ask again later.] Strobe light attacks the TRUE DARKSHARD to raise the chance of it doing, say, 8 attacks instead of 10.
    [1x] JOE grins. he's decided. Another series of runes, overlayed and floating above the previous ones, carved from the elements they represent. another rift appears, bordered with Cyan.
    Rift 2 5% open (if open-ness was not increased over the last 2 rounds, reduce open-ness by 10%.)
    Action three? Eh, I'll get to that one later.
     
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    FOCUS - CLEANING UP SHOP

    The Dark Metal infection had been greatly reduced, but more could be done to finish off the hostile substance. Namely, missiles, because there was nothing in this universe that could not be resolved in some way by missiles.

    These missiles, instead of being loaded with conventional explosive payloads had just been manufactured in parts of the Shipyard that weren't compromised, and had been loaded with the latest in anti-Dark Metal technology. Counteractive rapidly spreading metal of the Yard Overseer's own design, the missiles shot forth superheated jets of the material into the depths of the Dark Metal like a conventional HEAT warhead, but immediately the difference became obvious.

    Countless tendrils, still white-hot from their burning entry, erupted forth from the various breaches into the surrounding Dark Metal, growing, fusing then splitting off again into more branches, spreading faster inside the Metal then it could possibly hope to spread to the uncorrupted material in turn, even disregarding the still ongoing containment measures. Naturally, this was accomplished by hijacking the expansionary processes of the Metal in addition to internal spreading mechanisms. Once the Dark Metal was gone, the counter-metal ceased activities, dulling and turning into conventional building structure, replacing the corrupted segments with functioning steel instead. That was now taken care of, at least.
     
    FOCUS: JOLTEON

    An octagon appears above the Hexagonafield. At one vertex, a shimmering Jolteon appears.

    Eeveelutionary Eevee 3/27

    "Second Scarlet Prince, attack the Lugia EX."
     
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    Mania feels better after being completely open about her feelings (and she is relieved that she did not hurt anyone while being extremely emotional)...

    ...she notices the dark armor replacing her white morph-clothes. It has an own will and... muscles?
    Mania suddenly feels even better. She begins to smile, closes her eyes and lies down, suddenly floating upwards.
    The comfort makes her sigh and removes her previous exhaustion. The armor tightens and flows towards her until the soft padding lies directly onto her skin.
    It is a perfect fit.





    Oh shit that escalated quickly...
    The woman worried about the future, but it was the way she worried, that made her feel hopeful. There would be no place for luck with all these enemies (regret overcomes her again, because she did not hurt the Godmodder).
    She had to remove them, KILL them, or everything would be in danger.
    Mania would never have to laugh again in this new world, without them.

    "We will do it", the dark armor whispered. She blushed and nodded.

    And then she threw a small planet at the true Darkshard, a throw that's empowered by her love.
    (for people that are interested in how she got that planet: She picked it up while floating around. How is she able to do this? Well the determination makes her pretty strong, heavy and much larger. You ask how the armor can still be a perfect fit? Well Growth can transform without harming anyone, he already did it once by protecting Mania. Also his name is Growth and that's enough to justify his growth. And yes she falls down because she is heavy again, but gets small and light fast enough while falling to not get harmed in any way.)

    (OVERFLOW ACTION)
    (NORMAL ACTION)

    2+3/5 By the power of 5 damned Actions make plus minus and truth a lie!!! This armor shall grow stronger by taking damage and shall rust under care!
    Masochist Armour©!!

    Growth's HP turn into negative HP to gain the doubled damage that gets thrown back by the true Darkshard. That reflected damage is not counted as attack, but healing and thus gets not blocked. Healing gets counted as attack if you wondered. It is an attack-shield after all (not a damage-shield©).

    Edit: should it be a free action and play out like I think it will, I also turn Growth into a
    dark king©, a negative-HP entity with king of the hill (it gains doubled damage and doubled actions, which is excellent and there are no downsides).
     
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    [1x] "Soooo, Godmodder.
    Which of the following buttons would you fear being pressed more: One with a 1/1,000,000 chance of dealing 1 damage to you if presse- Ow! Why did you just slam into me? that Hurt!"
    Now, I'm sure the Godmodder is equally confused about what happened as "I"(, though moniker probably knows well enough, being the all-knowing QM and all that), so I'm going to explain it.
    First of all, a Long time ago, I threw a rock at the Godmodder, and it dealt one damage to the Godmodder because he forgot to dodge it. this was a compressed rock which bypassed defences due to having the might of a planet ( via being all of an earth-sized planets mass compressed into a small space), just like Yorehammer.
    it then fell to the ground and began to tunnel into it from its immense weight.
    Some time later, The Godmodder got a black hole in his stomach. then a white hole broke his gravity field preventing thing. Then he got constipated, blah blah blah...
    Then, in a sidequest known as paradox something billiards something something strip poker, I reminded him about all this, confused him, and the black hole finally attracted the rock back into his rear. this dealt another 1 damage. he then "[Oh, and your attack did 1 damage. The godmodder makes himself immune to rock damage, re-immunizes himself against any bathroom-related damage, and rock damage, and blah blah blah, etc.]" Made himself immune to Rock damage, Bathroom-related damage, and rock damage again, and then said the word "blah" three times followed by the word "etc".
    That implies that my great Rock would be useless now, right? he's Immune to rock damage, after all.

    See this? This is the Pokemon type chart. Bug, Electric, Fire, Grass, Normal, Rock, Dark, Fairy, Flying, Ground, Poison, Steel, Dragon, Fighting, Ghost, Ice, Psychic, and Water.
    What type of damage did the Godmodder immunize himself against? Rock.
    What Type of damage is my malformed orb of hyper-compressed stone?
    Well, A Marowaks club (Bone rush move) is ground type, and Marowak clubs are the bones of their parents- ground type pokemon. The head of a marowak is the skull of another one, and it has the Rock Head ability as a possible result, meaning the bones of a marowak become a form of rock when lifted up and fused with flesh, and Lightning rod is a possible ability for marowak, which would give any non-ground pokemon a characteristic of ground types- immunity to electricity. however, since the flesh of a marowak is not ground or rock, the bone must be. since it is hard, and never breaks as far as we can tell, regardless of what happens to it, it is likely some compressed form of stone. as such, being whacked with Compressed Stone is a Ground Type move, even when said stone is thrown (Bonemerang).
    We know Pokemon types are relevant because the Godmodder just summoned a team of Pokemon, and Any number of experiments on pokemon by thousands of competitive battlers and researchers show that the types are entirely distinct with regards to effectiveness and pretty much everything, with an very sharp line- though there is one instance of fuzziness with regards to a single ice move: Freeze dry ( If used on a Water Type Pokémon, this move ignores the type effectiveness of this move's type against Water and treats it as being super effective against Water types instead (even during Inverse battles or if Freeze-Dry's type is changed). If Freeze-Dry's type is already super effective against Water (due to being an Inverse Battle or if Freeze-Dry's type is changed), it will still only be 2× effective against Water. The type effectiveness of Freeze-Dry's type against any other types the target has is determined normally.)-, so if the Godmodder Immunized himself against Rock damage, he is still just as vulnerable as before to Ground type damage.
    But why did the [Ground-type hyper-compressed sphere of stone similar to Yorehammer (from now on, GTHCSoSStY)] come back, and why now?
    Well, first I called it back into existence a while ago, by calling attention to it while taunting the Godmodder.
    Second, last round, while I was healing the Apex. JOE decided to focus on elemental abilitys.
    One elemental ability set he had active as a result is Earth- manipulation of any type of ore, mineral, stone, dirt, etc, as well as creation.
    Buuuuut he didn't use it for anything, and it was already full, so excess earth energy was spilling out.
    An interesting result of this: Whatever the most Earth-aspected thing in the area is will begin to suck in the magic... and the GTHCSoSStY has all the dirt, stone, magma, iron, etc of a roughly earth-sized planet compressed into a single item. That's Preeeety earth-aspect-y. JOE also forgot to turn off the earth magic "circuit"'s drain on his Player powers, so the powers kept working.
    Oh, and the GTHCSoSStY is in the general vicinity, as Paradox billiards.... strip poker was played near the battlefield and he was never implied to go a significant distance to reach the toilet.
    Anyway. ok sure, the GTHCSoSStY was leaching energy... but what of it?
    Well, the GTHCSoSStY has a Telos- Damaging the Godmodder.
    it has fulfilled this Telos twice... but a knife's Telos does not cease to be "Cut things" after it has been used twice.
    And the energy given to it was many times more then is necessary to create a golem-clone with independant consciousness.
    So when JOE started another Godmodder attack- this one involving asking the Godmodder a question which he began to say before being interrupted- The Player power's restrictions loosened further. Instead of having to be used for a very specific thing aside from the elemental circuit, anything went, based on the chance of it hitting the Godmodder as JOE would evaluate it.
    And so, the Elemental Earth Energy mind, Working solely to fulfill its Telos as many times and as effectively as possible, seized the moment. Almost all of JOE's player power for that action was re-allocated into the Earth-Element magical circuit. The GTHCSoSStY-Mind then used said earth-element energy and a ritual I don't know How it knew about to bend the interactions between earthy objects and Earth-element energy sources, causing the earthy object to accelerate towards the source at a speed that is directly proportional to the amount of energy being absorbed.
    And so, the GTHCSoSStY Accelerated to an immense speed, moving faster then sound and as such being impossible to hear coming... and Pierced the Godmodders defences for a third time, and slammed into the Godmodders behind. Good thing the Godmodder was there, or JOE would have been seriously injured!
    As for the Godmodder dodging. Whenever someone on the AG or N team starts to talk to the Godmodder, there is a good chance that it is the setup for an attack... So why doesn't he teleport away until they're done?
    Clearly, he is incapable of doing so. if I where to guess Why he can't do it, I'd say its like how you can't walk while the team galactic grunt is running/talking and onscreen in pokemon platinum when you chase one- his attempts to provide movement inputs fail... or something.
     
    13/20
    Using all three of my actions I charge (Using the charge booster of course)
    And that's it for this turn :/
     
    The godmodder increments and boosts one of his charges, and changes one thing on the entity list. If it isn't noticed, it will become permanent and get worse!

    [AG - Shiboso]Mazinger Zero: 41,000/50,000 HP, 3,000 x 5A(being hacked)
    [PG]Cyberdemon PG Hacker: Master Hacker! 50% finished hacking Mazinger Zero, 58,000/100,000 CyberHP (being harassed by Cyberangel White hat Hacker, slowed down!)(ubercomputer - gets x1,000,000 actions while in cyberspace!)
    [AG]Shiboso (in cyberspace)(protected from 1 attack)
    [AG]RedRover (in cyberspace)(supercomputer - gets x572 actions while in cyberspace!)

    First thing. AG - Shisboso Isn't blue. AG AND AG = Red. AG Redrover and AG Shisboso is all red.
    Second thing, Cyberdemon stopped hacking Mazinger Zero this turn, Therefore it is still at 30% and not 50%
     
    A random confused guy walks onto the battle field, looks around, runs away from most of the chaos, and creates a Zerg larva...
    ( they do things as fast as in the game.)
     
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    Dragon of Hope?!? said:
    A random confused guy walks onto the battle field, looks around, runs away from most of the chaos, and creates a Zerg larva...
    Click to expand...
    Click to shrink...

    Welcome to the battle here's few tips here for you:
    1. You have 3 actions each turn. Player actions generally create things to do things, not just directly affecting things.
    2. You can use multiple actions doing one thing, if you want to do that, use Focus X(action number)
    i.e.
    Focus X3
    I throw a rock at the godmodder.
    3. You can convert your actions to charges and save them up.
    i.e.
    Example Player's post
    3/9 - Ranger of the Night (fluff optional, name recommended)
    Players use their actions to charge other player's charges.
    i.e
    Redrover1760's post
    I use one action to charge Ranger of the Night - 4/9 as of this post
    Focus X2: I call upon the power of Light to weaken the True Darkshard and make it vulnerable to normal attacks!
    4. The curse of repetitiveness falls upon those who try to reuse things over and over again, making the creation that is repeated weaker.
    5. Godmodder often counters attacks that are easy to medium difficulty to counter currently that are targeting it.
    6. Read the first page for other details
    7. Someone already tried terran techtree and abandoned it when they realized it is sooo much slower than in-game. I'd recommend mentioning your zerg do things as fast as it is done in the game.

    (Note: All posts here are 100% examples and are not my actions. My actions are in another post)
     
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