Defeat The Godmodder

[CaptainNZZZ]

The Surveybot immediately goes into Shutdown mode! It looks like its activated its last-ditch shutdown loop, in the emergency of it being taken control of! A cursory glance reveals that the emergency shutdown loop is hardcoded into the hardware itself... the only way to end it is to remove the CPU Motherboard Processor Unit!

Somewhere, an automatic system detects the sudden unexpected shutdown of a Survey Drone. Appropriate measures are taken.

Cloak runs over to help you, helpfully replacing the "property of Evacucorp incorpated" engraved text with engraved "property of CaptainNZZZ".

Cloak: This is quite the crazy plan! Do we take this thing over, and use it to try and storm the place, or just disable it permanently and use the surveillance control panel?

Cloak: If you want to take this thing over, I can use the control panel. Either way, I have the feeling that on the off-chance security wasn't coming before, we're in for it now.

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Surveillance room:
Many surveillance screens
Large control panel

Employees-only downstairs:
Cloak(assisting with Survey Drone)
Entity vault hall entrance
Survey-Drone-MKIV: 500,000/500,000 HP (not attacking)(Disabled - potentially controllable?)(Property of CaptainNZZZ)

Players:
CaptainNZZZ(has Charisma)(Ticket #2,423,991,081,321)(has complete Entity Requisition Form, Mop bucket, Janitor uniform, truth serum machine)

Rewards:
Confessions of a Paradox Gambler
Orb of Shielding(2 attack shields - free action)

This endeavor feels like its taking forever! Though, considering this place may or may not literally be purgatory, it makes sense. You feel like one way or another, the end of this sidequest can't be delayed too much longer.

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I nod. "When in doubt, keep going one's terrible ideas."

Locating the CPU Motherboard Processor Unit by remembering where the drone's core was during my hacking attempt I cause that portion of the drone to become intangible, the CPU Motherboard Processor Unit falling right out of the Survey Drone and into the ground.

Popping my fingers I conjure up a C.L.T.C Motherboard Processor Unit and teleport it into the space the CPU Motherboard Processor Unit had previously occupied. As C.L.T.C stands for Completely Loyal To CaptainNZZZ it's programmed to be completely loyal to me, I prefer not to make another mistake at this critical moment.

The C.L.T.C unit quickly interfaces with the Survey Drone's frame, sending out complex subroutes to both reactivate and take control of the frame as the unit itself remains safe behind layers of cyber-defenses.

Looking over at Cloak I shout, "Get to that control panel, I have a feeling we're going to need it soon!"

Yet as I work to convert the Survey-Drone-MKIV to my side worry begins to full the back of my mind. Despite all the time I've spend in Evacucorp and everything I've done here I still haven't found any of the entities I came here to reclaim. Considering how I feel like this side-adventure will end this is very concerning. Hopefully with the Survey Drone and Cloak using control panel in the Surveillance room we'll manage to reach my entities because otherwise this trip will have been a complete failure.

 

[Moniker]

Action 1-3: With my Technopowers i will speed up the construction of the Quantum computer

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You use your God of Technology abilities! The Quantum Computer costs significantly less to build!

I add the 11 charges to my 14 and add 2 more
I repair my zoo.

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You set your zoo back to its non-melted self, and combine your charges to form a 27-post charge! That's one of the biggest charges anyone's had so far.

Action 1:
Piono wakes up from his super-attack induced stupor just long enough to look at the God Charizard and decide that he's feeling cold. Piono consumes the flame on Charizard's tail, killing it instantly, because as everyone knows any of the pokemon in the Charmander line die if their tail flames go out. Piono then goes back to sleep on the hard, but well heated, rock of the Hexagonafield.

Action 2&3:
The improbability drive sets about preparing the next charge.
2/5 for Blinding Light

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The godmodder quickly re-lights the flame - canonically, putting the flame out may actually kill them instantly, or may just really, REALLY hurt. Either way, God-charizard takes 10,000 damage!

Somno the Dreamer starts working on another device, to give my forces a different kind of attack shield, one with limited health to guard against bursts of low-damage attacks. a Majority Guard, a concept I have copied from a book called Mar, with the A having 2 dots atop it. Majority guard works something like this: It covers a relatively small area from attack, all told. each hexagon of guard is about the size of a fist going by Mar. however, the hexagons reposition nigh-instantaneously to block attacks (in the case of Mar, not actually existing prior), meaning they only need to block the area attacks are actually hitting. the Hexagons seem to be some form of stone, and are surprisingly durable, as well as impossible to push back without destroying. this device, when complete, will create one shard of guard each round, with however much HP per shard Somno's power will allow. the guard amount will cap at... lets say 15 per entity being protected by the guard, because all those shards take up space.
[3x] Alchemizing the Godmodder Damage Charge Booster.

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Somno is going to create this really complicated machine with unique mechanics! ...It will take him some time unaided. Also, the changes requested have been made to your original shield generator.

4/5 on the new alchemy...

"The Endbringer... is ended."

1 Action: To follow up on piono's attack, I rip off Charizard's tail, because how are you supposed to have tail flames on something without a tail?

2 Actions: I feed the Second Scarlet Prince a potion of FULL HEALING, healing him fully.

"Second Scarlet Prince, keep attacking the Unsealed Darkshard."

"Does anyone have a plan for dealing with the third phase of the Darkshard? We've lost so many entities, and the Godmodder just gained a few. Can we slog through another million or more hitpoints? Plus, there's the lava."

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The godmodder replaces his tail, because what is a Charizard without a tail? Still, the follow-up deals another 10,000 damage! Scarlet Prince fully healed!

As for plans of dealing with the Darkshard... well, the lava will kill 1M HP in about 334 updates...

10\25 Main armaments has completed construction, beginning....

Actions i toss the assasin a suggestion and a healing gel... nothing is worth it to you if you die i suggest you just leave this battlefield but the reward of killing that darkshard sure is nice i guess.... just hide a wait for the perfect opportunity to kill it with all your power in 1 strike if your going to stay.

I try to cool to terrain back to rocky plains, this time with features like rocks and boulders as cover.
Hm i gotta say if the toy soldiers lose their lava immunity every single on of their soldiers except the Death Elite riflemen and True Machine Gunners would die instantly.... an attack that targts everysingle entity that bypass shields will utterly destroy them..

Im guessing the Peacekeepers will join after such an attack will utterly disable them for a couple of turns and we need to protect the buildings to pump all their units out again...

Hm the disadvantage of having all your units with relatively low hp individually i guess.

I toss the toy soldiers a suggestion, quantity is all good and all but a hypothetical attack i just describe will just wipe you guys out i suggest some super units, quantity and quality are a good mix togther.

Doot Storm will continue on attacking the darkshard

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+9,000 HP to the Void Assassin! The Void Assassin is silent. Whoever they are and whatever they come from, they were not designed for negotiation. They may not even understand your language.

You try to cool the terrain down! Since you didn't specify, you do this by opening an ice-cream stand! All your ice cream melts immediately, and the lava is mostly unaffected.

The peacekeepers take your suggestion to heart. Super-unit production may begin in earnest.

1/3: I decide that the Hacker dude thingy isn't a very good person and as such should not succeed at the leet haxorx. This being said, I use the power of Hollywood Hacking and begin banging randomly at the keys of the Mazinger Zero, somehow managing to put up some defenses against the hacker
2/3: Then I play the Knife Game with the hackers digital hands. Unfortunately for him, I'm not very good at the Knife game, especially when said hand is busy hacking away. He didn't need those fingers, did he?
3/3: I apologize for being vague, and explain that I meant to have 2/20 as my charge, and 2/3 was referring to using those actions to charge. Speaking of which, it's now 3/20.

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Button-mashing! So random, there's no way to defend against it! The Hacker man sysadmin cycles you from the system, but his efforts are slowed down by 10%!

You cut off one of the Cyberdemon hacker's digital fingers! It feels... weird. There isn't any blood, and his finger promptly grows back.

Charge corrected! Now, I understand.

With a last sniffle Mania stops crying. She closes her eyes and shudders. A wave of healing overcomes the small girl and her HP suddenly are no longer minor. (this only describes the natural healing she gets this round)
A teenage Mania opens her eyes and smiles. This is going to be the best day ever. Nothing can stop her now!

A wave of Power lets her HP grow over the threshold of teenage. She has now reached adolescence. Should everything go right she will eventually become something that humans never had been able to become since their bodies grow weaker after reaching adolescence.

Mania begins to giggle. Then she laughs one single time. After doing this, nothing can stop her from laughing even more. Everything seems so worthless and funnily serious, since the people all do not treat this like a game at all!

Her white swimsuit transforms into a bikini to ... make her more... adult I guess?
But since her mood changed and with it her density, it transforms back into white casual clothing. Mania now is able to walk on the Hexagonafield without sinking into it, as if it was water.

A special technological contraption (the HarVesters still harvest helpless universes) appears and comes down onto the unsealed Darkshard. Then the device begins to smoke and falls off.
The unsealed Darkshard feels much weaker now.

Growth notices the lack of growth. But Growth now is a tiger and tigers do not care about growth that much. The tiger feels much better than its human form... (HP raised).

The tiger jumps and transforms while jumping into a more vicious monster. He lands behind the Darkshard, which seems unharmed until some chunks simply slide off it(overflow attack). (Note for allies: Do not touch Growth whilst transforming. He does that cracking into pieces thing and those things are damn sharp.)

Happiness Overload (overflow): Mania is very happy! So happy that her joy begins manifesting in reality!! Ode to joy begins playing!!! The stone begins transforming into molten chocolate!!!! Exclamation marks are appearing!!!!! The Godmodder feels happy somehow... as if he just were about to end his own suffering after ending everyone that ever suffered!!!!!! A certain limit is broken and Mania stops laughing. She stops laughing! The empty, hopeless and depressed laughter that follows, hurts the Godmodder on a level he did not know it existed before.

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The Darkshard feels weaker... but with sheer willpower, manages to overcome! He takes 27,000 damage from the contraption! You get Bad Luck!

Overflow! 9,000 damage to the Unsealed Darkshard!

Overflow! Mania's weird antics make the godmodder feel like he's tripping on something. The first rule of godmodding is to always be sober! The godmodder feels woozy, like the next attack is more likely to hit...

You have accrued 2 actions of debt.

Pike... I'm sorry that you appear to be stuck in this situation, but... Pfffff who am I kidding? Get out of there Pike! Leave the explosive elemental to die in a blaze of glory, the likes of which he always wanted! Besides, you have your friend Percy to take care of still! (And yaknow... Pike still got an attack shield...)
1. I set up an icecream stand for all entities but the PG so they will won't have to deal with the heat.
2. Ezio?... Yeah it's me.... You mind coming here for a while?.... Y'know, I don't know if it's Templar related but at least two of them have god in the name.... Yeah, not the best lead but I think we already have one of yours here helping.... No I don't know his name he's stealthy... Yeah, okay, okay thanks in advance. The Darkshard gets stabbed via hiddenblade from a random person that just happened to be walking by. He might want to get that checked out.
3. I throw some hyper advanced and extremely acidic lead paint on the darkshard. Mirrors don't like being covered, right?
Pike heal the Assassin! Percy change targets to the Charizard!
As for a plan to deal with the third phase? Ha! Fear not my friend, you simply need to follow my lead and KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! Besides, if everything goes wrong, we can just flee to the space station and rain death from above!

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You set up a second ice cream stand! Thankfully, the heat is distracted melting the previous ice cream stand, so you distribute ice cream to all non-PG forces! For the slot machine and alchemiter, you just throw an ice cream and let it melt on its surface. Basically the same as eating. Looks like non-PG entities are feeling a bit colder, and won't take damage from the lava this turn!

Pike leaves the sacrifice situation, leaving the Explosion Elemental to die! You lose friendship points with Arsenical, or something. But then, who blame you, you were forced into the position you were forced into.

The Darkshard has to run to a nearby mirror polisher to get cleaned! He takes 19,000 damage, and you get Bad Luck!

9/1?
Cult memebergs: Player: Srovy, JOEbob. NPC: Newcomers. (When someone joins the cult all of there entities are also initiated)
Using my first action I initiate the newcomers into the cult and instruct them to assist others in the cult (in this case JOEbob)
(As long as the action benefits the cult and would not cause it to Become AG or N-1/N-2)
Using my second action I anoint the newcomers with the power of effectively Multi-tasking.
Using my third action I continue charging using the charge booster.
P.S. If you offer to join the cult you will know if you have been accepted if your name is at the top of my post

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You have accepted some new friends into your cult! Now, JOEbob and the Newcomers have joined! You anoint them all with the power of effectively multitasking! But, you think most of them had that power already, they were just choosing not to use it...

CHARGE BOOSTER ROLL: 8/18 - It works fine.

Oh no! The Apex just took a heavy hit, in fact it seems to be losing altitude. The Repair Drones are doing their best to mitigate the damage, but right now most of their effort is actually focused on just counteracting the lava damage, somebody needs to fix that entire issue. And a table is heading for it too!

Luckily, what's this? Along with the latest Repair Drone, a highly advanced Battle Automaton is coming out the hanger as well! With the power of jet boots, it flies towards the Mirror Table currently careening in from the Unsealed Darkshard, and in a carefully calculated display of force, does a full 360 degree spin to build up momentum before smashing it with a powerful hammer it head, hitting it with more than enough force to reverse the momentum and send it shooting back at the Darkshard at high speed. This is one action.

The other two actions go towards healing the Apex. The Automaton does emergency repairs at range, using a supercharged NanoLathe, the main device the Linked Repair Drones use, to patch up the hull and repair the armor the Darkshard just slashed to pieces, and if it can it also tries to stem the worst of the internal bleeding as well. Overall, a tricky job, but nothing that can't be dealt by throwing enough material at the problem.

The man is surprised the Godmodder took it quite that personally, and heavily debates the virtue of blasting an AG Entity to make up for it. Hmm, tempting, but he won't right now. He'd rather show the Darkshard its place! OPEN FIRE! AGAIN! And hope it gets less mad this time. The Scarlet Prince is way worse, right? Go deal with that thing please.

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The Mirror Table is reflected - flipped if you will - and hits the Darkshard for 50,000 damage! Repairs are enacted, healing 20,000 HP!

The Lil Titan Cat (Which is [AG] 40,000/40,000 HP, fyi) attacks the God Charizard.

Damien and Maddison FOCUS on the Unsealed Darkshard and get out miniguns to spray the Unsealed Darkshard down.

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Lil Titan Cat summoned properly this time - though, if it had 40,000 HP, then it wouldn't have anything else! It gets 20K HP and 8K attack. and will attack the God Charizard as you say!

Together, they deal 24,000 damage to the Unsealed Darkshard!

"NO!" Arsenical yell- "Narrator, be quiet right now!"

This wasn't a time for third-person narration. All I had was in the Explosion Elemental. He was a son to me.

And god help anyone who tries to fuck with him.

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A heart appears in hand. It looked strange, brown and dessicated, but preserved, like something you'd find in a mummy's chest. But this was no mummy.

With one smooth motion, I slam it against my chest, feeling it merge into my skin. It was unpleasant, but I had to do it. It was the only thing capable of granting that.

D4C. The manifestation of the human spirit, a stand. It looked like a polished machine, with a pink trim covering its body. Two horns rose from its head, somewhat resembling a rabbit's ears, while its mouth was masked. Its cold gaze observed the crowd of fighters, and in a second, with a toss of my jacket, we vanished.

~~~Meanwhile, in Dimension-267...~~~
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... Seeing the Game Master summon a flood to put out the fire the ShardShade was covered in, Antimonial was furious. "Alright, Mr. GameMaster, try this on for- eh?"

Out of thin air, a strange man appeared. To be truly honest, he seemed to resemble the interrupted Antimonial in nearly every way, excluding the lack of his jacket.

Looking around, the man seemed to spot what he was looking for: The recently-summoned MIRROR DIET COKE BOTTLE.

Just a hop, a skip, and a bit of flying later, the man grabbed the bottle and fell into the flood of water, never to be seen in this dimension again...

"Storyteller, get back on fucking track! Don't talk about random people all of a sudden!"

~~~Back in current dimension...~~~
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I popped out of one of the few dimension that had a copy of the MIRROR DIET COKE BOTTLE, the now-MIRROR MIRROR DIET COKE BOTTLE firmly in hand. Quickly, before it could land on my child, I jumped over to the bottle's location, and swung its copy like a bat.

And, in short order, both dissolved into Menger sponges, before bursting into an explosion. Not even a scratch on my child, except the ones he already got hit by. Still, not dead!

With the same hand that held it, the saint's heart was pulled from my chest, taking D4C with it. No one man should have that power. I summoned a fox, and gave the fox the heart, so that it could return the part to its rightful place.

"Well then, that was fun! Still, not used to that many 'I's. Narrator?"

Still here.

"Great! now, I want to-"

Sorry sir, but your turn is over.

"... Damn it."

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You draw on the dark powers of ancient artifacts, to brutally, viciously, and selfishly invade another dimension, mess with the defined order of things, endangering the very fabric of space-time, specifically the alpha timeline, in order to save one measly entity! You do manage to save them, though! The Diet Coke Bottle is neutered and the Explosion Elemental is still alive!

Suddenly, a small white letter appeals in your hand, sealed with a seal that is actually easy to peel off and doesn't require you to destroy half the envelope to get the letter open. Hey, it's from heaven!

Dear Player Arsenical,

Recently, a deal we made with you seems to have been violated. The specific terms of our agreement included that you would remain Lawful Good. This agreement was recently violated. We regret to inform you that we can no longer provide you with Protection From Demons.

Best regards,
Angels of Heaven

Shibosho looked up at the towering machine of pure Mazinger awesome. He...was not expecting to summon it so easily - what with Mazinger Zero being the ultimate evolution of Mazinger. He was trying to summon the original Mazinger Z with the intention of evolving that into a controllable Mazinger Zero. But it appeared he had lucked out and summoned a Mazinger Zero that was perfectly controllable.

Unfortunately for Shibosho, that also meant the forces of the Godmodder could take control of the almighty machine.

And too Shibosho's horror, the entity known as the Godmodder's hacker had somehow escaped from the pits of hell and was now trying to take over Mazinger Zero! It was going to be a re-enactment of Dr Hell's hijacking of Mazinger Zero in the original manga if Shibosho didn't do something to stop them!

1) Using his powers, Shibosho summoned a USB Drive containing the ULTIMATE COMPUTER SECURITY PROGRAM OMEGA ALPHA VERSION! and promptly inserted it into Mazinger Zero, initiating instant installation. Hopefully, it would at least give Shibosho more time against the hacker since this was a hacker powered by the Godmodder themselves.

2) With that installed, Shibosho got to work at defeating the Cyberdemon Hacker at their own game. Attaching a Cyberspace rig to their head, Shibosho promptly dived into the Cyberspace where the Hacker was doing their evil deeds, if the cyberdemon couldn't be touched on the physical plane, then he was just going to have to take them on personally on the digital plane.

3) Calling forth the cyberspace equivalent of a nuke, Shibosho proceeded to go on the attack. There was no way in hell he was going to allow the Godmodder to take control of the Ultimate Mazinger.

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The Ultimate security program is quickly defeated, but it still slows him down by 10%!

You dive into CYBERSPACE!

Arriving on the digital plane, you see everything around you just as it was... except you! You are now a digital being, like the Cyberdemon PG Hacker! Speaking of which, while in Cyberspace, the PG hacker can be attacked and injured directly! However, you can't affect any of the HEXAGONAFIELD'S other entities! Also, with no entities down here, you're vulnerable to attack! Be careful, and stay alert!

Looks like the PG Cyberdemon Hacker would hurt you if you attacked now! You decide not to launch the nuke, and to analyze the situation a bit more instead.

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Firstly, I use one action to help Alchemize the Godmodder Damage Charge Booster, unless it seems that someone else will take up that task.

Than I use my remaining actions to increment by charge. (Its at 11 as of Update LXIX)

Soon. My will be done

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That's 5 actions! The GODMODDER DAMAGE CHARGE BOOSTER is created!

Here's how it works! Every time a player or entity damages the godmodder - event damage doesn't count - in addition to their legendary weapon steal rolls, they get a Boost Stone, which gives them three additional actions! A player can use as many Boost Stones as they want at a time, and the Boost Stones don't have negative side effects! However - there's a ceveat you didn't notice before! The Godmodder Damage Charge Booster breaks after it generates 30 Boost Stones!

Nodding happily at the defeat of the Polar Express I look over at The Sealed Lightshard. 'Alright now time to help yo-' I then see Cyberdemon PG Hacker emerge from the old computer. 'Oh of fucking course your back, I guess I'll Bring Lady Bieber back as well to deal with you soon. but first Lightshard.'

Focus Action - "Charge me doctor!"

I rush up behind the Lightshard with the Medi-gun. 'Time to get to work!' I flip the switch for the Ubercharge and within moments the backpack of the Medi-gun rumbles with the power of the healing energy. I then take aim at the sealed Lightshard and pull the trigger and from the barrel of the Medi-gun a intense beam of red energy shoots out quickly coming into contact with the sealed Lightshard's back. Within moments a bright red aura covers the Lightshard and and causing his eyes to start glowing with a intense yellow light, The energy quickly starts healing him, The black and purple bruises that cover his body vanish within moments, cuts and lacerations with blood leaking out suddenly has the blood return inside and the cuts and lacerations nit themselves back together and the burnt skin quickly flakes off revealing new healthy skin underneath.

But also The Lightshard feels energized. Holding up on of his arms he sees that it's pulsing with energy, flexing his arm he feels certain that he could crush adamantium just by squeezing it lightly, Looking up at the Darkshard he grins ready to give him a beating!

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The Lightshard is quite grateful for your assistance! +29,000 HP to the Sealed Lightshard!

ACTION: 1/3 ITEM(S):1x 2,000 Attack Token 1x GODMODDER REPELLENT
AMOUNT:3/3
CHARGE:9/10
Action 1-Power 3: I pour a bunch of liquid nitrogen on the ground to cool off the lava ground for the N side. This also gives a small heal to all N entities due to them being able to put ice on their burns.

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The Liquid Nitrogen cools a large area of the HEXAGONAFIELD! Not the whole area you're fighting in, but enough to keep the [N] entities safe!

So, I now have possession of the most powerful legendary weapon so far by a long shot, and probably the most powerful legendary weapon period. Sure, Starcaliber let's its user take twice as many actions, but that pales in comparison to what the Yorehammer can do when the user is sufficiently inclined to exploit semantics. The Godmodder thankfully hasn't really used his weapon, but I can.

First step: I cast a Time Stop, freezing everything else in time while I am able to act. The only way to counter the Yorehammer is to avoid it, but a target that is frozen in time can't avoid it.

Action 1: I use a dimension door to get right behind the cyberdemon PG hacker. Now, he's immune to all standard forms of damage. But, I have a weapon that ignores all defensive measures, and immunity is clearly a defensive measure. Oh, and the Time Stop's normal effect that prevents me from taking direct offensive action against a target is also ignored, as that is a defense on everyone that protects them against my attack, which I can bypass because the Yorehammer ignores all defenses. So thus, I swing the Yorehammer into the Cyberdemon PG Hacker with no resistance, and utterly obliterate him due to him not having a health bar to defend himself. One annoying threat, completely neutralized due to the power of the Yorehammer.

Wait. If the Cyberdemon is a ghost-type thing, it might avoid the attack using it's ghost properties. If that occurs, it instead eats a barrage of Magic Missiles, which due to being force damage can hit intangible targets. It won't hit as hard as smashing it with the Yorehammer, but since he doesn't have a health bar, any damage to him is lethal.

Action 2: But there's one other target that I need to eliminate, and quickly, before time returns to normal. Xerath (the player, not the fruit bowl) is currently taking leave at one of the Godmodder's bases. Unfortunately, he's about to die and get forcibly converted to AG. But in order for that to be true, I first need to find him.

Fortunately for me, Xerath left behind some of his body before he was killed, namely his blood, the same blood that I used as a focus to attempt to swap him with Eevee before the Godmodder's interference caused me to get a "similar" target instead. With that, I am able to perfectly teleport next to him. The anti-teleportation defenses in the base flare up, but as they are clearly defenses the Yorehammer ignores them.

Now, I can strike, and deal uncounterable damage to Xerath. He can't defend against it due to not being able to move due to the time stop, and he should only have 1 HP because players that can't heal their healthbar unless it's on the field. Even if he had managed to get himself back to N+2, it doesn't mean anything. Invulnerability is a defense, so the Yorehammer allows me to completely ignore it.

But just in case he did somehow heal (because after all, he's technically still vulnerable, just off the field), I decide to exploit something else that the Yorehammer ignores, namely the OP Scale. The OP Scale is a defense against overpowered attacks and entities, but because the Yorehammer ignores defenses, it allows me to pull an incredibly powerful attack out. The Yorehammer itself, by the very nature of being a legendary weapon, is completely immune to the OP Scale as well, meaning that the OP Scale cannot effect the Yorehammer's wielder. For obvious reasons, I expect this to only work once before someone rephrases the concept of the OP scale.

So, with the OP Scale out of the way, I am able to exploit a combination of various means to increase my strength attribute with other multipliers to my strength attribute, the apparent reality warping powers I have, and the Yorehammer's base flavor text of "strike with the power of a planet" to hit Xerath's head with the equivalent of a neutron start at 10% of the speed of light. Not only should it be able to drop him from 150000 health to 0 instantly, but the resulting explosion of power will also deal severe damage to whichever base Xerath was located at.

Action 3: Now, with the Yorehammer's power demonstrated (including it's ability to directly damage otherwise immune players, albeit with no usefullness to the Godmodder due to the only effect of killing a player being turning them AG), I need to make sure that the weapon stays out of the Godmodder's hands for as long as possible. I start by laying an item curse on the Yorehammer, which will only take effect on the Godmodder. He can't remove it until he regains possession of the weapon, and since he has to directly physically touch it to regain control of it, it should be difficult for him to dispel it before the curse takes effect. The exact effects of the curse will not be disclosed at this time, but they will be once they take effect (as part of an action).

Then, I add a minor geas effect to the Yorehammer (minor in the sense that no one's going to resist it, so it doesn't need much power). This will block actions (such as getting annoyed and handing the weapon over to him), carelessness (i.e. throwing it up in the air in celebration) or negligence (such as ignoring the Godmodder's stealing attempts) that would allow the Godmodder to regain control of the weapon. Again, as this is an enchantment on a weapon the Godmodder does not have control of, he can't do anything about it until he gains control of it.

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Oh boy! The godmodder puts on his lawyer glasses. This is gonna be a tough time.

Okay, so attacking the Cyberdemon PG Hacker. The Cyberdemon PG hacker doesn't have a health bar, but that doesn't mean he disintegrates in one hit! The Yorehammer hits him, and deals an ordinary 12,000 damage to the CyberHP bar he recently acquired when Shiboso entered Cyberspace.

Next, Xerath. Of course he healed himself. Why wouldn't he? He couldn't be at 1 HP for your next encounter with him. The Yorehammer DOES let you successfully strike him, but the OP scale is technically NOT a defense! It is simply a scale that happens to define how OP something is. It happening to roll over, and function as a defense, is mere coincidence. It does not make the OP scale count as a defense. Yorehammer is strong, yes, but not so strong as to allow you to break the OP scale!

10,000 damage to Xerath! You also smash some of the fruit he was eating during break period. An unpleasant surprise.

You successfully place a mysterious item curse on the Yorehammer.

The geas effect is a defense against accidentally losing the Yorehammer. The Yorehammer penetrates defenses. The geas effect is worthless.

With my Flight aNd Paradoxify Skills,I Paradoxify a U-Tube made of obsidian-reinforced steel with one end at the Mirror Table and the other end at the Unsealed Darkshard

I Paradoxify some rain onto the Field

Save Point 5/10

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The Mirror Table is already taken care of, so the Darkshard is just hit by the U-Tube for 9,000 damage! You get Bad Luck!

Above the HEXAGONAFIELD, it rains for a bit! However, the rain evaporates long before it can get to any of the lava!

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V:

The Void Assassin sends a note to the Unsealed Darkshard! When he opens it, it explodes, dealing 30,000 damage!

AG:

Pike heals the Void Assassin back to full! Percival and the Doot Storm team up on the God Charizard, and manage to beat it up! KO!

The Stone Lobster and Mania grow a little! Aboard the Space Station, progress on the quantum computer goes faster, and generic Space Engineers begin to populate the ship once again!

The Scarlet Prince and the Explosion Elemental have a showdown at sunset with the Unsealed Darkshard! Together, their attacks deal 40,000 damage!

As they send the Unsealed Darkshard tumbling into the ocean, the Sealed Lightshard cuts it in midair, dealing 52,000 more damage! The Unsealed Darkshard's glass looks so dull... and... ANGRY.

PG:

The Unsealed Darkshard starts by using a penetrating slash on Percival, killing him! Next, they attack the Apex and Scarlet Prince again, dealing 35,000 damage to the Apex and 32,000 to the Scarlet Prince! The Apex is on the ropes! For his final attack, he stabs the Sealed Lightshard, dealing 35,000 damage to him!

The Cyberdemon PG hacker has yet to notice that Shiboso has invaded his personal cyberspace! He keeps working on Mazinger Zero, and though the AGs have given him some complications, he quite nearly finishes!

The godmodder decides to do some hacking of his own, and pulls out his GodMod Hack Brain Terminal! He hacks the Void Assassin's brain, reprogramming all mentions of "Darkshard" to be "Lightshard"! He has to assassinate the "Lightshard"! The Void Assassin forgets Ranger_Strider_'s help and is against you once again!

Next, the godmodder looks at the Shipyard! Too upgradey for his tastes... he plants a small virus in it, which corrupts metal and turns it into DARK METAL! It quickly spreads, and deals 15,000 damage to the Shipyard! If allowed to continue spreading, the entire Shipyard will be consumed!

The Unsealed Darkshard calls in a MIRROR NUKE! It's going to blow up Lil Titan Cat! The godmodder pulls out his next Pokeball, and sends in LUGIA EX! A trading card turned into a real Pokemon, it's super laser blast move, which is probably called something else I don't remember, deals a ton of damage!

N:

The Apex blasts the Unsealed Darkshard for 25,000 damage, and repairs 5,000 of its own damage! JOEbob's shield generator makes a new shield, and Somno begins work on what is basically an entirely new entity. This is beyond the scope of his retrofitted abilities, and it will take him some time to figure out how to do it right! The Salt Machine cures Ranger_Strider_ of Bad Luck!

The mirror regrows a little more...

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The lava damage activates again, but thanks to the power of ice cream, all non-PG entities are protected! This saves the lives of the Explosion Elemental and Doot Storm! Any doctor who says ice cream is bad for you clearly doesn't know what they're talking about. All PG entities take 3,000 damage.



ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! A musical instrument-related method...
-Defeat the Unsealed Darkshard! Your memories are locked behind this boss!
-Protect the Sealed Lightshard! They're the best check against the Darkshard's incredible power!

Minor tasks:

Spoiler

Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs. The Alchemiter can let you combine items. The Salt Machine cures Bad Luck.
Pike is healing friendly entities!
Stop the Void Assassin! It's attacking the Lightshard!
Defeat the godmodder's pokemon team! He'll send them out one by one!
Stop the Cyberdemon PG Hacker! He's back with a vengeance, and trying to take over Mazinger Zero and any other entities he can!
Do something about the lava! Sure, it hurts the PG and V entities too, but the AGs and Ns are taking more net damage by far!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:
State: Lava: -3,000 HP to all/turn, doesn't affect [N]

[V]Void Assassin: 20,000/20,000 HP, 30,000A (60% dodge rate)(Mark: Sealed Lightshard)

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Super Laser: Can unleash 35,000 damage support attack(ready!)(being upgraded, 50% complete)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: Space engineer portal(+60 engineers/turn)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer: 68% complete (cost: 5)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 120(building space station!)(Manager halving cost)
Winry: 8,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability), Architect(upgrades rooms)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 38,000/70,000 HP, 20,000A (-3,000 damage from all attacks)(+3,000 HP per turn)(protected from 3 attack)

[AG - Ranger Strider]Pike: 4,000/10,000 HP, +15,000A(healer!)(protected from 1 attack)

[AG - Srovy]Stone Loibster: 10,000/16,000 HP (+2,000 maximum/current HP/turn)

[AG - Arsenical]Explosion Elemental: 3,000/24,000 HP, 20,000A, Explosion Aura (deals 4,000 damage to enemies who land attacks)

[AG - Hungry Visitor]Growth: 27,000 HP(acts as Overflow for Hungry Visitor)(protected from 1 attack)
Mania: 15,000 HP(+4,000 HP/turn)(acts as Overflow for Hungry Visitor)(protected from 1 attack)

[AG - Daskter]Doot Storm: 1,000/16,000 HP, 9,000A

[AG - Page of Time]Lil Titan Cat: 20,000/20,000 HP, 8,000A

[AG]Sealed Lightshard: 87,000/200,000 HP, 26,000 x 2A, Specials: Glasswall(ready in 1!)(Boss)

[N]Slots Machine: 44,000/50,000 HP
[N]Alchemiter: 94,000/100,000 HP
[N]Salt Machine: 4,000/10,000 HP (cures one Player of Bad Luck each turn)

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - EternalStruggle]The Apex: 24,000/75,000 HP, 25,000A (+1 repair drone/turn)
Linked Repair Drone: 500 x 6 HP(+1,000 x 6 repair per turn!)
Shipyard: 79,000/100,000 HP (Dark Metal infection, -15,000 HP per turn!)

[N - JoeBOB]Somno: 29,000/35,000 HP (Lanternlight echo: 2 turn cooldown)(Seen through their eyes: 2 turn cooldown)(Cut through the lies: 1 turn cooldown)(can do generic actions)(building hexagonashield generator, done in 9!)
Shield Generator: +1 attack shield to JOEbob's entities in 1! - dies when JOEbob runs out of entities (1 attack shield currently)

[P]Peacekeepers(6,340,700 total attack)(Unbribable)(protected from 60 attack):

Spoiler

Peacekeeper HQ: 300,000/300,000 HP, 50,000A(protecting Peacekeepers)
The Negotiator: 250,000/250,000 HP(Power armor)
Riflemen IX: 1,800 x 999 HP, 900x999A(+3 squad leader)
Death-elite Riflemen: 5,000 x 999 HP, 3,000 x 999A
True Machine gunners: 5,000 x 999 HP, 1500x999A(+3 squad leader)
Medics: 1,250/1,250 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 1,000 x 999 HP(leading)
Commandos IV: 3,500 x 999 HP, 900 x 999A(+3 squad leader)
Engineers: 100 HP x 999(adding control and command room, done in 1!)(building god unit production facility, done in 10!)
Scientists: 100 HP x 999, researching improved riflemen(done in 1!)(researching improved commandos, done in 1!)
Forward command center: 20,000/20,000 HP x 2, researching one-man army fighting technique(done in 5!), calling in commandos x 999 for death-elite training camp(done in 4!)
Shield generators: 15,000 x 6 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 30,000/30,000 x 3 HP
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 100,000/100,000 HP(training machine gunner x 999, done in 1!)
Special Weapons depot: 40,000/40,000 HP
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers v2, Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways, Godmod building plating(equipped), Anti-control Godmod armor(equipped), anti-control godmod weaponry(equipped), Assistant SR builder, Efficient Climate Control Unit, Double Speed progression

[PG]Unsealed Darkshard: 226,000/1,000,000 HP, 35,000 x 4A, Modes: R(switching in 2!), FA(switching in 4!), Specials: Glass storm(ready in 1!)(Boss)(Attacking gives Bad Luck)(Attack S/B/D ignorant)(can't 1-hit-KO)
Mirror Nuke(headed for Lil Titan Cat!)

[AG - Shiboso]Mazinger Zero: 44,000/50,000 HP, 3,000 x 5A(being hacked)
[PG]Cyberdemon PG Hacker: Master Hacker! 30% finished hacking Mazinger Zero, 88,000/100,000 CyberHP
[AG]Shiboso (in cyberspace)

[PG]Lugia EX: 32,000/35,000 HP, 20,000A

[PG]Godmodder: 193/300 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Legendary Weapon Map)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)(Pokemon team: ???, ???, ???)(Charge: 1/2)

[N]Mirror: Somewhat over halfway repaired


Player info:

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Captain.cat(has King of the Hill)(1/5)
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
MooGoestheCow (Charge: 1/???)
[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon(27/100)(effect-curing power)(Resolute Heart Copy - mimics effects once)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity)(Temporal Guardian + Dragonforce in hammerspace!)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)
Hungry_Visitor(Overflow entities, +2 aggressive actions possible/turn)(2 actions in debt!)(Bad Luck)
The_Two_Eternities
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(13/40)
Arsenical(2 posts in debt!)
[N+1]JoeBOB(has Super Dagger, 20,000 damage free action)(Redagger, +2 attack deflector)
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter(has Claim ticket, redeemable Update 80, expires Update 82)(10/25)
Page of Time(5/10)(Bad Luck)
[N]Mr Mirror Man(9/10 charge)(1 +2,000 Attack token)(Godmodder Repellent)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)(2/10)
gilded king(8/10)
Pionoplayer(Sidequest Charge token: Complete a sidequest to make worth 5 charges)
Darshelenas Sunbreaker
[N+1]Winkins(+1,000A Iron sword)(1 10,000 damage token)(1 +5,000A/20,000 damage Pain sword)(Sith army and Fennie in hyperspace!)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(has paradox void cards, hexagonaherbs)(Save point: 5/10)
Nano Soldier 2016(behind cover)(has M16, Body Armour)
W32Coravint(3/5)
Alastair Dragovich(has SMOOTH destroyer device)(2/6)(1/??)
GamerXZ
RedRover1760
Shibosho(in cyberspace!)
[N]Srovy(Cult of the Cube: 9/?)
APokemonTrainer
Crusher48(Yorehammer - Bypasses defenses)
Trifling Epithet(3/20)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condenser(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 7
Redirifle
Miniature Doormaker Plushy
Charge Booster (damage: 2/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks
Medkit x 3
Paradox Medkit
Memestone(summons random meme)
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Mirror Frame
Godmodder Damage Charge Booster(Boost stones remaining: 30)

 

[JOEbobobob]

[1x] I complexely walk into Godmordor
(rest will be edited in as soon as I figure out whats going on with photobucket so I can upload my image)
Ok Photobucket didn't work, so discord uploading it is... the quality might be a bit lower because of that though.
The Godmodder is feeling Woozy. this will keep him from noticing the many flaws in my action. That is good. However, I have a backup.
Here is a question for you.
Do we believe everything we're told?

One might naturally think that on being told a proposition, we would first comprehend what the proposition meant, then consider the proposition, and finally accept or reject it. This obvious-seeming model of cognitive process flow dates back to Descartes. But Descartes's rival, Spinoza, disagreed; Spinoza suggested that we first passively accept a proposition in the course of comprehending it, and only afterward actively disbelieve propositions which are rejected by consideration.
Due to many experiments and studies which I will not go into right now, We now know that Spinoza was right. When someone is told something, they act as he implied. if distracted, they forget to check for validity, and just accept it as a premise for the future.
With that in mind, I have hidden 2 messages within this post, coloring some words red and others Blue. reorder those words, and you will find my messages. as well, the Godmodder can only read and nitpick my post once, as otherwise it will be after the fact and so he will be unable to counter.

The best misspelling of Godmodder possible is Godmordor, and as we all know, One does not Simply Valk into Godmordor.
Incidentally, According to an Unverified rumour Emerald made up a while ago, Another one of the Godmodder's weaknesses, aside from Rhubarb Pie, is being walked into. Why? Who knows.
However, one cannot simply walk into Godmordor. Instead, many choose to Fly, the fools. they are fools because this is not one of the Godmorddors weaknesses.
At this point, many readers may choose to start screaming, for I have just put more then 1 Lord of the rings reference in a single sentence, to Which I reply that While it is frowned on in most modern societies, it is still something I can and will do. Now, it would be a fun discussion to Say all this, I still haven't Done anything, have I?
Well, This is the point where I woUld exclaim that if this got 14 stars I would Complexly walk into Godmordor, But stars aren't a thing here... and I already did that.

Yes, I did Star My own post, and yes, there where calls to burn me, but that(StarrIng my own posT)s aloud.
There where cries of "SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY", which where of course easily deflected with the statement "Screw the Money I have principles.", BWeh.
Anyway, point is I successfully survived the setup and formulation of this idea, and got more then 14 stars, and So I plot a course. the distance between my arbitrarily chosen starting position and Godmodder is rather large, but I can't even go straight, so it will be a long trek.
I carry in my pocket a colored timer, which has been used to color my path on this map for clarity,making it clearer which part of the path happened first.
And yes, there are mountains, we know this from piono's attacks at some point.
this trek takes a long time, and I fight and kill many a Balrog. In the end, having walked most complexly and even adding a few runes to my path, as well as a representation of the words "Complexly" and "Godmordor",I arrive at the Godmodder and walk into him!
Yes, I said I'd complexly walk into Godmordor. no, Godmordor isn't the same thing as the Godmodder. But I walked into Godmordor while I was plotting my course on the map. I have now walked into the Godmodder, which we all know is his weakness.
And so, with a dull bonking sound, the Godmodder takes damage.

 

[Page of Time]

The Lil Titan Cat attacks Lugia EX.

Maddison and Damien FOCUS! on the Unsealed Darkshard, pulling out something that shoots a laser beam and using such item on the Unsealed Darkshard.

You know, I thought you would get here faster.
Hey, I almost got eaten by a cannibal tribe on the way here.

 

[hungry visitor]

Overflow:

Mania is no longer laughing in a depressed manner. She screams out of shame and anger!!! Her eyes let flow two streams that proceed to drop down her chin.
Nothing is fine! Someone has to suffer!
The movement she made seems to be too strong and the translation of growing density and kinetic energy seems also to break some laws of physics... Get slapped Godmodder!

Normal:

Growth does not feel any better as monster. So he tried to comfort the lady in white. He transforms into an empty plate-armor (in a non-harmful way), which gets onto her to keep her save.
(free order, Overflow ability sacrificed for HP to protect Mania* and an attack buff for Mania. Growth still exists and his part of the debt will be payed, should he be destroyed)

Mania feels better after being completely open about her feelings. HP+ for Mania.

2/???

*HP of Growth are now higher and he takes the damage that Mania would take.

 

[pionoplayer]

Piono passes out again, the mega attacks he's been doing CAN'T be healthy.

Actions 1, 2 & 3
The improbability drive happily whirs away, lighting up another light that flashes rapidly between a large number of colors.
5/5 for Blinding Light
And suddenly a massive globe in a box drops down out of the sky.
everyone looks at it curiously, it looks almost like a disco ball.
The reason for that is that it's similar to a disco ball.
Disco balls send colorful lights all around the room.
This sends colorful flashing lights all across the battlefield.
REALLY. BRIGHT. flashing lights.

Epilepsy Inducing Strobe Light summoned under JOEbob's control.
How this entity works: Instead of having attack power, the EISL inflicts "blindness" on its target. Blindness gives the target a chance to miss their attack (applies separately to each attack, so if you have two attacks and blindness you can miss, one, both or none of your attacks.)



And as is always the case when I finish handing out a charge, THE NEXT CHARGE RAFFLE IS OPEN in the OOC thread.

 

[EternalStruggle]

The Apex has done its job well enough, and now has to limp away from the battlefield because it's clearly being hammered way too hard, this is madness. Clearly, the goal of crafting the ultimate war machine was still a long way away.

The problem was that now that it had to keep it alive and also the shipyard needed to be cleansed. However, if the Darkshard took a similar amount of damage this turn as it did last turn, it would die and move on to Phase 3. Relying on that seemed highly foolish, since at the least neither the Apex nor Void Assassin would no lend their aid, but they didn't have much choice in the matter.

FOCUS - CONTAINMENT PROTOCOLS

The Shipyard reacted violently to the intrusion of Dark Metal, and swiftly drew forth security robots from its depth to permanently deal with the issue. The area was quarantined from all sides and blasted apart, fusion torches slicing a gap between the infected and not infected sections while containment devices were brought up to help safely dispose of the metal. The Battle Automaton flew down to help, using arcane weaponry to zap any parts of it that were spreading too quickly, able to partially purify areas as well with advanced neutralizing agents deployed via spray-cannons. In short order, the Dark Metal had ceased its growth with no further net damage to the shipyard, and it was being rapidly disposed of before it could do further harm.

Meanwhile, the Apex descended to get its next upgrade, although it did happen to pull into the relative shelter of the construction site damaged.

Gravitic Deflectors - Various emitters of strong gravitational forces embedded in the ship's hull allows it to reduce the severity incoming attacks, both kinetic and energy, by shunting them away from the vessel with a sudden burst of force. Although it may not always be able to nullify attacks entirely, the Deflectors can always mitigate the damage by shifting a head on collision to more of a glancing blow. Naturally, the combined emitter network has full coverage over the entire vessel.

Mechanical effect: Gives some Resistance to the Apex.

 

[Daskter]

12/25... Beginning to construct Secondary armaments.... (4+ turn untill completion)

Last Action: A spire appears... Designed to Capture excess Heat from the surrounding area it will start absorbing the Heat from the lava starting to cool it down... It's also made from the most heat absorbing materials be able to withstand being submerged in lava it self. (it will shutdown once it finish it's objective from turning the Lava terrain into a Rocky Terrain)

It's not like it will have much of an attack potential and the Godmodder shouldn't target such a small target with one of his precious actions...

The Mirror is an active piece of the Dark/Light Shard legend and it will be require to kill the DarkShard... I think maybe I'm not really sure what will happen when it reaches 0 HP but I doubt it will die that easily...

(ooc. I believe update 80-82 is the deadline for the Evac ticket and to bring back the Sc2 Army I believe? It's currently update 74 according to the Threadmark see all 74 updates)...

The assassin merely forgot about his contract with Ranger, but I do believe doing another contract will be under the curse of repetitiveness....
Blackmail, threaten or something?(He is in it for himself) I can't think of anything to do about him.

 

[Eevee shadow bacon]

I start a cult where everyone talks in over-the-top similies.
Me and the cult start a ritual [2/20]

 

[JOEbobobob]

Somno Orders: Observe the Improbability drive coughing up a new summon, and use this information to aid with your production of a new entity yourself. I mean, if a machine which's only power to cause improbable events can do it, surely an Intelligent designer can do it faster and easier! This'll take 4 rounds, Tops! (Optimism bias ahoy, it'll take longer then that.)
The Strobe light thing Blinds the next person to look at my entitys funny who is not srovy, else the highest attack... random.org... 3, thats PG... Proper PG entity, meaning Not the Godmodder... So, Unsealed darkshard.
[1x] The Alchemiter buzzes for a second as new combination is loaded in: Sidequest charge token (I have permission from piono, just in case) With Godmodder damage charge booster. lets see what this does.
[1x] JOE thinks about things for about a nanosecond, then decides to make an alliance. Flashing cyan as he decides to focus more on elemental powers this time, a rift appears in front of him, and he steps through, entering the shipyard. he lifts his hand, and it glows Grey, the same as unpolished metal. Chunks of Dark metal that had already been isolated and made unable to spread float in the air around him, and a cauldron is conjured from the air in front of him. taking out his Octarine wand, and sending a flow of magic, transforming it into a crucible. Water and flame are easily provided with a flash of light, and all that is left is a catalyst. taking a piece of the Apex that had fallen recently (also brought forth with elemental magics), JOE drops a single piece of the dark metal into the boiling water into the crucible, disintegrating it into its component Essentia, of which Metallum is certainly one, as Metal is in its name, And Vitium( Taint), as it acts very similar to it, turning materials into a worse form that may even be harmful and spreading fairly quickly... The other Essentia are irrelevant, for the moment. I then take out the Thaumalamanaumanomnomnom (no, not thaumanomicon, specifically Thaumalamanaumanomnomnom.), and flip to the Metal Transmutation page. For 1 Metallum, 1 Vitium, 1 Machina, and one nugget of the metal, you can duplicate most "Tech metals" (metals used in machines.). so I need Machina? eh, thats easy. I conjure some stone buttons, which I then drop in. Why no, I do not care about all the taint this is going to make, we can clear that stuff up Easily. Anyway, having all the necessary essentia (Many times over), I throw in a nugget of the metal, getting 3 back. I then top off my crucible, which I have enchanted with superior capacity, which kept all the essentia from disappearing, and toss in those three nuggets, netting me nine. Refill, Repeat, 27 Nuggets, Refill, magical expansion of crucible so it won't run out of water, and Repeat, now I've got a81 Nuggets. Refill, and the Final Repeat, for 243 Nuggets, or 27 Ingots of whatever this metal is, 26 of Which I plaster on all the Apex's damages, keeping 1 ingot to myself so I can experiment on this metal later. I then portal myself back to my normal position: next to my entitys.

 

[Ranger_Strider_]

You did well Percival. Rest easy now. Pike, heal the Scarlet Prince!
1. I upgrade the icecream stand with anti-lava plating, and multiple air conditioners in order so that it does not melt, and may continue to hand out wonderful cooling to all non PG entities.
2. I heal Pike via an application of stimpaks, medkits, health potions, and snowballs.
3. I begin to use the power of friendship to talk the assassin back to our side. Using the Word Good 2XXX, I cause the Assassin to be able to understand my message.
Hello friend, it's me. Originally you weren't with us either, and were targeting the Lightshard, but... Redrover talked you out of that, and you must remember that. I'm not him. You have little reason to trust me, but I did have an entity of mine heal you, once upon at time... The Godmodder tricked you. He changed all mentions of Darkshard in your head to Lightshard. I will not lie, the memories of your first turn here have not changed, you really did target the Lightshard, but still.... REMEMBER YOUR FRIENDSHIPS HERE UPON THIS PLAIN! COME BACK TO US!
(Anime enough?)

 

[Arsenical]

You draw on the dark powers of ancient artifacts, to brutally, viciously, and selfishly invade another dimension, mess with the defined order of things, endangering the very fabric of space-time, specifically the alpha timeline, in order to save one measly entity! You do manage to save them, though! The Diet Coke Bottle is neutered and the Explosion Elemental is still alive!

Suddenly, a small white letter appeals in your hand, sealed with a seal that is actually easy to peel off and doesn't require you to destroy half the envelope to get the letter open. Hey, it's from heaven!

Dear Player Arsenical,

Recently, a deal we made with you seems to have been violated. The specific terms of our agreement included that you would remain Lawful Good. This agreement was recently violated. We regret to inform you that we can no longer provide you with Protection From Demons.

Best regards,
Angels of Heaven

Click to shrink...

Upon finishing the letter, Arsenical throws it off somewhere a few feet away, with a noise of disapproval.

"Stupid angels, maintaining the order of the multiverse and all that. How is earing the fabric of space-time in twain and then patching it up with duct-tape that big a deal?

No matter. His son(?) was alive, and he was happy!

--Focus--

His child was alive, but... They didn't look like they were doing well. Their armor was broken and busted, they had scratches all over them, and seemed like he was a little sick.

Time to fix that!

First, Arsenical uses the power of his old "White Mage" persona to put a shield around the Elemental. Only strong enough to block one attack, but that should be enough for right now.

Secondly, with his phenomenal cooking skills, he cooks up the greatest chicken noodle soup ever made. Just like Mother Earth used to make. Chicken, rubbed with the most wonderful of homey spices and herbs, together with hand-made noodles, all mixed together in a pot of perfectly stirred and heated broth. Only the best food for his child.

Finally, as his child ate the soup, he fixed up their cuts and scratches. Aside from being a cook, he was also a doctor! That fact that Arsenical can change his backstory freely is really something convenient, eh?

As he was finishing the soup, the Explosion Elemental said, "Thanks dad, i'm really feeling better."

An just like anyone in his situation would respond, Arsenical said, "Hi 'i'm really feeling better', i'm dad."

(And with that joke, Arsenical became the official dad of the year (TM) on the Hexagonafield. Does anyone dare challenge his title?)

 

[The_Two_Eternities]

1 Action: In a scene reminiscent of Doctor Strangelove, I teleport the Mirror Nuke to directly above the Unsealed Darkshard, and ride it down until a second before impact, and then teleport away.

The scene changes to the Second Scarlet Prince. He is currently enduring a Promethean punishment due to the lava. Then, a green light shines from inside him, improving his regeneration (1 Action) and healing him in general (1 Action).

"You did the joke wrong. You should have said "Hi 'Really feeling better', I'm dad." ."

 

[Shibosho]

Shibosho paled. The cyberdemon hacker was close to hacking completion. He had to stop them!

Thinking quickly, Shibosho realised that cyberspace was essentially just another field of battle, just one currently bereft of allied entities - something he was going to rectify.

1) With his powers, Shibosho decided to summon forth the Cyberdemon's nemesis (Or at least enemy)... The CyberAngel White Hat Hacker in cyber space.

2) Once the CyberAngel was summoned, Shibosho decided to protect himself in Cyberspace by erecting digital defense. Multiple Proxies, The ultimate Firewall, an eternity code password. With a bunch of digital defense up, Shibosho should be protected from any initil cyberspace attack.

3) With that done, Shibosho needed to further slow down the enemy. Remembering the Digimon movie, Shibosho proceeded to spam the Cyberdemon's email and network with all the email... All of them!

 

[MooGoesCow21]

Seeing the Cyber Demon I smirk and make a Techno Sword that does BAD thing to cyber entity's I then cut the Cyber demon apart

 

[Paradoxdragonpaci]

I paradoxify out a Bad Luck Sponge aNd used it to suck all of my bad luck out and then keep it sealed inside a zip lock bag that is similarly paradoxified and keep it, may come handy some day

I then paradoxify out a flood of Liquid Hydrogen

Save Point 6/10

 

[Redrover1760]

"Sorry for my absence last turn, I took went studying 'Guide to manipulating unstable time timey whimey balls that rage for profit' for a while. It took a long time."

Focus X3. Godmodder Learns how E=MC^2 works.

Explanation:


E=mc^2. (ex. 90% the speed of light = x2 mass. 95% the speed of light =
This picture explains some of the logic behind what I'm going to do.
I drop a very heavy condensed cube of Player Approved Heavy Material That Is To Very Resistant to Effects of Speed up to light speed and I put a Player Approved Computer that is literally fills the whole space so its unaffected by inertia completely inside that cube that resists the effects of speed that has a lot of processing power with 50 meters of length, 3 meters of width, 5 meters of height. It goes at 10m/s. Every second that speed is squared. It's dropped above 50000000 km off the ground.
After 6 seconds, I send it back 5 seconds.
When it's mass is at 299791.999999999999999 km/s it's mass is multipled by 572.0879 (rounded) , Its length would be about 87.3 millimeters (but everything inside of it is also condensed so it doesn't matter) and also If I was actually on that thing it would be 572 seconds PER SECOND on the Field. So of course, I open two portals. One right on top of that cube, the other on the very bottom of that cube. The portals literally stay with the cube in the same location relative to the cube. Even if you teleport it it won't work. I enter cyberspace through that computer connecting from it through quantum communications. GG NO RE (or else I cause time paradoxes next or make your action paradoxical exploding yourself).

If you don't get the memo on what this does. With processing power, AIs can effectively slow time relative to others. Simply, with that slowed time x the slowed time added by going so fast it is about 572 times as fast as it should be, so as I'm in Cyberspace time is slowed down with processing power times 572 times that speed.

I'll hold fire on attacking for now, though, I want all of my actions dedicated to an actual attack. Also, someone please start adding defenses to this.

There, I've done it. I've weaponized time travel with insane levels of logical physics. If you attempt to explain to me gravity doesn't work this way than the Hexxagonical suddenly has infinite gravity again because reality ensues.

"Also, if this fails, I plan to try again with more charges. Ham life."

 

[MrMirrorMan]

ACTION: 1/3 ITEM(S):1x 2,000 Attack Token 1x GODMODDER REPELLENT
AMOUNT:3/3
CHARGE:10/10-IN USE
Action 1: I put a final point into my charge, finishing it. I immediately use it, giving the Slots Machine an Upgrade. It end ups looking like a combination of a Yu-Gi-Oh monster, specifically, one that is names Slot Machine, and Decode Talker. It's Chest still has the slots on it, but the slots is flat, a digital roulette screen. The right hand has the blaster of the Slot Machine, and the left has the blade of Decode Talker. The blade's middle in filled with the number's 1-8, while the blaster has a 9 on it. The arm's mainly take after Decode Talker's, but they have the Slot Machine's Arms on the shoulder. They each hold a small sphere that resembles the eye of the Slot Machine The one in the right hand is Blue, the one in the left is Red. The legs are a more heavily armored version of Decode Talkers, with the flat feet of the Slot Machine. The head is like Decode Talker, but with two extra, golden horns.
EFFECTS OF UPGRADE: Increase HP form 50,000->90,000
GIVE ATTACK: LUCKY COUNTER-Normal Attack with an effect. Can only counter, but can activate one of their slot results to boost attack.
GIVE CHARGE ABILITY: High Roller: Roll one of the Slots Machines, apply result effects to all entities. Charge: 3-5? Maybe a 4
OTHER EFFECTS: Blue Slots: Can [X]Blue to Roll for results 1-4. Red Slots: Can [X]Red to Roll for results 5-8. Can still say [X] Slots to roll for normal 1-9
Action 2-Power 2:I take a video of JOE walking into the Godmodder, and send it to the Mazinger Zero's cyber space. This distracts some people in it due to how strange and crazy it is.

 

[Crusher48]

Well, we know that Xerath and the cyber-thingy can be attacked using the Yorehammer. But I foolishly hoped that I could one-shot Xerath, and thus he is alive and invulnerable. Well, time for some more creative planning.

Action 1: I notice the Godmodder, and decide that it would be a lot better if he was wounded and out of the picture. So I wind up a hammer swing, cast time stop, and then throw the hammer handle-first at the Godmodder.

Hammers aren't really meant to be thrown handle-side first. Sure, if you design your hammer right, it might end up being a semi-useful spear, but the center of mass is supposed to be at the front of the weapon to bludgeon the target that is hit. Still, the Godmodder can take damage from poking, so being hit by a hammer thrown the wrong way could easily damage him.

That is, if the Godmodder doesn't swallow it. The Godmodder's skill in sword swallowing is so immense that he can accurately swallow a sword during time stop. And, because of some spatial warping I did to the hammer, it just happens to have the shape of a sword, allowing the Godmodder to swallow the sword/hammer easily, all the way down to the hilt.

However, this isn't as stupid an idea as you're probably thinking. Sure, I could've thrown the Yorehammer at him, and maybe get a point of damage in exchange for giving him his weapon back with no effort, but instead, I linked the time stop spell with a spell I made up on the spot to swap the Yorehammer with another item, the Orehammer. This attempted knockoff of the Yorehammer was created by strip-mining a world to collect all of the iron, gold, and diamond, filling 9 shulker boxes with blocks of each of those three materials (so 9 shulker boxes full of iron blockks, 9 shulker boxes full of gold blocks, and 9 shulker boxes full of diamond blocks) and then putting all of those into a chest that was used as the hammer's head. If raw physics were at play, the chest filled with all of the blocks would have a mass of 27*64*9*(19300+7300+3500) = 468115200 kilograms, and would also have to have a volume of 46656 cubic meters. However, since a Minecraft chest (and a Minecraftian's inventory, for that matter) are basically bags of holding that store object in a pocket dimension (because how else would a Minecraftian carry 9 stacks of cobblestone out of a narrow mineshaft?), the first iteration of the hammer was exactly as hard-hitting as a chest on a stick would be, namely barely useful as a weapon.

According to rumors, the failed weapon lay dormant for many years, before a group known as the Hackers picked it up and used unknown abilities to duplicate the weapon many times over. They took all of the minerals out of one of their duplicated weapons and used it to crash the planet's economy, and as the world around them turned into a dystopian mess they began tinkering around with the enchantments to increase the power of their Orehammers. After several cities were destroyed by a cascade of mineral blocks, one of the Hackers managed to get the weapon functional, and promptly used it to punch a hole through Bedrock to free creatures trapped in the Void of that realm. The rest of the planet (including the rest of the Hackers) organized against him and managed to overwhelm him with raw numbers, but in the end their world was still doomed, and they were forced to flee to other servers to survive.

Unfortunately, the Orehammer I have now is not the Orehammer in the rumor. Even if an Orehammer had been successfully turned into a working weapon that added the mass of all of the blocks inside it to the swing's impact, it's mass is still 16 orders of magnitude smaller than the mass of an average planet (don't ask why Earth is considered an "average planet"). But I'm not using it as a direct weapon, I'm using it as a matter bomb.

The actual Yorehammer, currently strapped to my back (where I was hiding the Orehammer earlier), empowers the attack, enabling it to hit the Godmodder during the time stop, preventing him from using defenses against time stop attacks, and hopefully negating the ridiculous defensive strength of a Godmodder's digestive system.

A second (inside the time stop) after the hammer is swallowed, it's spatial dilation wears off and it turns back from a sword into a hammer, forcing the Godmodder's jaw open wide. This doesn't deal damage, yet, but it makes it nearly impossible to eject from his stomach, as the guard at the bottom of the hammer (that piece that helps you keep your grip on the hammer when swinging it around wildly) enlarges to the point where it's now lodged inside the Godmodder's stomach.

Then, the Orehammer's chest breaks, releasing 27 shulker box entities. Normally, item entities still aren't truly physically present, or otherwise gold blocks would sink in dirt and would be a devastating throwing weapon. But this particular Orehammer is one of the defective ones, an Orehammer that managed to force the blocks inside it to assume their standard properties while in item entity form, while keeping them contained in the chest. The Hacker working on this didn't know it at the time, but though his Orehammer seemed no different normally, when he opened the chest and took out one of the shulker boxes, it immediately burst, destroying him and his building. I think I picked it up as a curiosity back then, and somehow replaced the shulker box that the unfortunate Hacker had taken out of his weapon. But now, it's changed from a curiosity into a devastating weapon.

The shulker boxes each immediately break from the pressure of the blocks contained within then, and then explode, releasing 46656 cubic meters worth of material inside the Godmodder's jaw. I'm not exactly sure on the exact effects, but the following events to almost certainly occur.

1: The Godmodder's head becomes torn apart by the explosive burst of materials. Even with his durability, his jaw will probably not be working right for a while.

2: The stick of the Orehammer, still intact due to the Unbreakable upgrade placed on the Orehammer (I think it classed as a wooden tool and thus would only have 63 uses without the upgrade), is forced out of the Godmodder by the burst. However, since it can't go back up, it's only option is to go down, through the Godmodder's small intestine, large intestine, and colon. Because of the durability of the Godmodder digestive system, this can only be accomplished by an explosive prolapse out through the liver, small intestine, large intestine, and colon, as the stick forces those organs out of the body with it before it is finally able to exit the body. This would normally result in the battle immediately being slapped with an R-rating due to the sheer amount of blood, if not for it being covered up by the next event

3: The material, once it exits the Godmodder's body, expands outwards until it reaches its true mass, and then falls down and crushes the Godmodder, having changed from solid block form into a gravel-like mess as a result of the blocks mashing together when they falled. This results in a lot of crushing trauma (at the very least, suffocation damage from having a Minecraft block on your head would deal a point of damage every second until he clears breathing space), and it will stall him as he digs out from under several thousand tons of blocks, and has to clean up the bloody mess of his digestive system and put it back in his body without revealing said mess to anyone other than me (because seriously, it's embarrassing to be seen with your digestive system hanging out of your butt).

4: In addition, the Godmodder should find that Starcalibur is missing. How? Well, once he was hit and his legendary weapon became vulnerable, I used the Yorehammer's ability to bypass defenses to bypass all of the Godmodder's defenses against having his weapon stolen, preventing him from getting an RNG roll to defend it. If I manage to grab it, I immediately teleport it into JOEBob's hands, to hopefully give the Godmodder twice as much of a headache from his shenanigans next round.

Action 2: Now that the Godmodder's hopefully distracted, it's time to get Xerath back onto the field. I do this by disguising myself as the Godmodder, then sending a telepathic message to him. The conversation goes something like this:

TotallyTheGodmodder: Xerath, I need you, right now.

Xerath: I'm still on break! And it's probably going to be a longer break too, since you let one of the Descendants steal the Yorehammer and use it on me!

TotallyTheGodmodder: Fine, I'll triple your pay for the next month if you come off break and help me, right NOW.

Xerath: And what do you need me, specifically, so badly for that you can't do yourself?

TotallyTheGodmodder: The AGs are attempting to gain control of one of my entities, the Mazinger Zero, with hacking. I sent my digitized hacker in to counter them, but now they've digitized to fight my hacker in cyberspace, and I can't leave the field and enter cyberspace without letting the AGs defeat my Darkshard unopposed.

Xerath: Wait, you have the Darkshard out, and yet you still felt the need to summon another entity, and one large enough for you to be worth calling me in to help maintain control of, just to have a chance? How are these AGs so powerful?

TotallyTheGodmodder: I... do not know. Hopefully, we can figure the reason out after we secure the Mazinger Zero, rather than before.

TotallyTheGodmodder: I've sent a digitizer device to your location, use it to digitize and aid my hacker in protecting the Mazinger Zero.

Now, in a normal situation, Xerath would easily recognize the transmission as bogus. However, I use the Yorehammer again. This time, I use it to negate all of Xerath's defenses against believing lies, causing him to believe even the most blatant of lies with little opposition.

I send the digitizer device to him (using the Yorehammer to bypass teleportation devices again), and he uses it to join cyberspace to protect Mazinger Zero. Now, we should have a chance to attack him.

Action 3: Whether or not that last action works, I execute a secondary means of rendering Xerath vulnerable, a Xerath Voodoo Statue. The Yorehammer allows me to bypass both Xeraths' and the Godmodders' defenses against me linking the Voodoo Statue to Xerath. Now that it is linked, the statue's destruction will kill the linked target as well. The Statue is placed

However, it's not that easy. Voodoo Statues are, due to being statues made out of Obsidian, quite durable, and it would take a good bit of focus fire to actually take one out. In addition, a Godmodder has a very good chance of being able to sever a Voodoo Statue's link if given enough time. Even with a layered series of enchantments protecting the Voodoo Statue (including one that prevents the Godmodder from making free action weapon stealing attempts while working on the Voodoo Statue, as well as a dimensional lock to make sure it stays on the main battlefield), I suspect it will only take the Godmodder five of his actions to defuse the statue. Given that there's a boss fight going on right now, the Godmodder could probably easily disenchant the statue while the rest of the AGs focus on his boss's third phase, but is he willing to give up his own actions to do so?

End of Turn: I hand the Yorehammer off to Pionoplayer, hoping to motivate him to pull off another super-attack using the Yorehammer's power. After me, he's probably the best-positioned to exploit its value.

 

[Featherfall]

Terry ups the charge twice since I am out of ideas for now.

 

[Tithed_Verse]

I wake up from a bad dream, find myself here again, in the middle of this insanity, and once more nope the fuck out.

 

[Captain.Cat]

Looking at the Unsealed Darkshard I come to a decision. 'Well this seems to be the best use of this thing as of this time. I first wish for the attack power of Sealed Lightshard to be doubled this turn.' Suddenly the Sealed Lightshard's sword s is covered in glowing runes with a bright red aura emitting from the runes, The Sealed Lightshard can tell these are Runes of power and with the rune's magical energy they will lend themselves for one powerful decisive blow. (2 actions)

Nodding to myself I look over at the Unsealed Darkshard and make My other wish. 'I wish to teleport behind the Unsealed Darkshard.' Suddenly I'm right behind the Unsealed Darkshard and in one swift motion I place the King of the Hill on the Unsealed Darkshard making it so that he will take double damage from all attacks but at the cost of him having double the amount of actions a turn.

With that I yell to everyone else. "His vulnerable! Hit him with everything you got, Now!"

 

[JOEbobobob]

If I end up receiving starcalibur from Crusher48 (as opposed to him failing to get it), all 3 of the newly gained actions this round go to helping srovy charge, as thats a low-effort option and I'm not devoting too much effort to what has a decent chance of not happening given my state of partial information.
/potentiallynullpotentiallynot.

 

[Moniker]

[1x] I complexely walk into Godmordor
(rest will be edited in as soon as I figure out whats going on with photobucket so I can upload my image)
Ok Photobucket didn't work, so discord uploading it is... the quality might be a bit lower because of that though.
The Godmodder is feeling Woozy. this will keep him from noticing the many flaws in my action. That is good. However, I have a backup.
Here is a question for you.
Do we believe everything we're told?

One might naturally think that on being told a proposition, we would first comprehend what the proposition meant, then consider the proposition, and finally accept or reject it. This obvious-seeming model of cognitive process flow dates back to Descartes. But Descartes's rival, Spinoza, disagreed; Spinoza suggested that we first passively accept a proposition in the course of comprehending it, and only afterward actively disbelieve propositions which are rejected by consideration.
Due to many experiments and studies which I will not go into right now, We now know that Spinoza was right. When someone is told something, they act as he implied. if distracted, they forget to check for validity, and just accept it as a premise for the future.
With that in mind, I have hidden 2 messages within this post, coloring some words red and others Blue. reorder those words, and you will find my messages. as well, the Godmodder can only read and nitpick my post once, as otherwise it will be after the fact and so he will be unable to counter.

The best misspelling of Godmodder possible is Godmordor, and as we all know, One does not Simply Valk into Godmordor.
Incidentally, According to an Unverified rumour Emerald made up a while ago, Another one of the Godmodder's weaknesses, aside from Rhubarb Pie, is being walked into. Why? Who knows.
However, one cannot simply walk into Godmordor. Instead, many choose to Fly, the fools. they are fools because this is not one of the Godmorddors weaknesses.
At this point, many readers may choose to start screaming, for I have just put more then 1 Lord of the rings reference in a single sentence, to Which I reply that While it is frowned on in most modern societies, it is still something I can and will do. Now, it would be a fun discussion to Say all this, I still haven't Done anything, have I?
Well, This is the point where I woUld exclaim that if this got 14 stars I would Complexly walk into Godmordor, But stars aren't a thing here... and I already did that.

Yes, I did Star My own post, and yes, there where calls to burn me, but that(StarrIng my own posT)s aloud.
There where cries of "SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY", which where of course easily deflected with the statement "Screw the Money I have principles.", BWeh.
Anyway, point is I successfully survived the setup and formulation of this idea, and got more then 14 stars, and So I plot a course. the distance between my arbitrarily chosen starting position and Godmodder is rather large, but I can't even go straight, so it will be a long trek.
I carry in my pocket a colored timer, which has been used to color my path on this map for clarity,making it clearer which part of the path happened first.
And yes, there are mountains, we know this from piono's attacks at some point.
this trek takes a long time, and I fight and kill many a Balrog. In the end, having walked most complexly and even adding a few runes to my path, as well as a representation of the words "Complexly" and "Godmordor",I arrive at the Godmodder and walk into him!
Yes, I said I'd complexly walk into Godmordor. no, Godmordor isn't the same thing as the Godmodder. But I walked into Godmordor while I was plotting my course on the map. I have now walked into the Godmodder, which we all know is his weakness.
And so, with a dull bonking sound, the Godmodder takes damage.

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Wait... What? What is... huh? What?

...I... I think it was an attack? Look, if I take the time to parse the message, it'll be harder for me, so I think I'll just let the godmodder get hurt so I won't have to decode what the post says. 1 damage to the godmodder!

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: The good news now is, even when you fail these, you still get something!

One Boost Stone is produced! The machine can make 29 more.

The Lil Titan Cat attacks Lugia EX.

Maddison and Damien FOCUS! on the Unsealed Darkshard, pulling out something that shoots a laser beam and using such item on the Unsealed Darkshard.

You know, I thought you would get here faster.
Hey, I almost got eaten by a cannibal tribe on the way here.

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25,000 damage to the Unsealed Darkshard!

Overflow:

Mania is no longer laughing in a depressed manner. She screams out of shame and anger!!! Her eyes let flow two streams that proceed to drop down her chin.
Nothing is fine! Someone has to suffer!
The movement she made seems to be too strong and the translation of growing density and kinetic energy seems also to break some laws of physics... Get slapped Godmodder!

Normal:

Growth does not feel any better as monster. So he tried to comfort the lady in white. He transforms into an empty plate-armor (in a non-harmful way), which gets onto her to keep her save.
(free order, Overflow ability sacrificed for HP to protect Mania* and an attack buff for Mania. Growth still exists and his part of the debt will be payed, should he be destroyed)

Mania feels better after being completely open about her feelings. HP+ for Mania.

2/???

*HP of Growth are now higher and he takes the damage that Mania would take.

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The godmodder breaks even more laws of physics to get away from the slap! Which he does successfully! You are now 3 actions in debt.

If I'm reading this right, Growth is no longer an Overflow entity and now acts as a bodyguard for Mania, who is also healed by you. Done!

Piono passes out again, the mega attacks he's been doing CAN'T be healthy.

Actions 1, 2 & 3
The improbability drive happily whirs away, lighting up another light that flashes rapidly between a large number of colors.
5/5 for Blinding Light
And suddenly a massive globe in a box drops down out of the sky.
everyone looks at it curiously, it looks almost like a disco ball.
The reason for that is that it's similar to a disco ball.
Disco balls send colorful lights all around the room.
This sends colorful flashing lights all across the battlefield.
REALLY. BRIGHT. flashing lights.

Epilepsy Inducing Strobe Light summoned under JOEbob's control.
How this entity works: Instead of having attack power, the EISL inflicts "blindness" on its target. Blindness gives the target a chance to miss their attack (applies separately to each attack, so if you have two attacks and blindness you can miss, one, both or none of your attacks.)



And as is always the case when I finish handing out a charge, THE NEXT CHARGE RAFFLE IS OPEN in the OOC thread.

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EISL summoned as JOEbob's entity! Its attack gives a penalty to accuracy to its targets!

The Apex has done its job well enough, and now has to limp away from the battlefield because it's clearly being hammered way too hard, this is madness. Clearly, the goal of crafting the ultimate war machine was still a long way away.

The problem was that now that it had to keep it alive and also the shipyard needed to be cleansed. However, if the Darkshard took a similar amount of damage this turn as it did last turn, it would die and move on to Phase 3. Relying on that seemed highly foolish, since at the least neither the Apex nor Void Assassin would no lend their aid, but they didn't have much choice in the matter.

FOCUS - CONTAINMENT PROTOCOLS

The Shipyard reacted violently to the intrusion of Dark Metal, and swiftly drew forth security robots from its depth to permanently deal with the issue. The area was quarantined from all sides and blasted apart, fusion torches slicing a gap between the infected and not infected sections while containment devices were brought up to help safely dispose of the metal. The Battle Automaton flew down to help, using arcane weaponry to zap any parts of it that were spreading too quickly, able to partially purify areas as well with advanced neutralizing agents deployed via spray-cannons. In short order, the Dark Metal had ceased its growth with no further net damage to the shipyard, and it was being rapidly disposed of before it could do further harm.

Meanwhile, the Apex descended to get its next upgrade, although it did happen to pull into the relative shelter of the construction site damaged.

Gravitic Deflectors - Various emitters of strong gravitational forces embedded in the ship's hull allows it to reduce the severity incoming attacks, both kinetic and energy, by shunting them away from the vessel with a sudden burst of force. Although it may not always be able to nullify attacks entirely, the Deflectors can always mitigate the damage by shifting a head on collision to more of a glancing blow. Naturally, the combined emitter network has full coverage over the entire vessel.

Mechanical effect: Gives some Resistance to the Apex.

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The Dark Metal fights back hard, and consumes some of your repair drones! Still, it's been slowed down by a significant amount. +5,000 HP to the Shipyard!

The Apex pulls in and work on the next upgrade begins. Repair drones will continue to work while the Apex is out of commission.

12/25... Beginning to construct Secondary armaments.... (4+ turn untill completion)

Last Action: A spire appears... Designed to Capture excess Heat from the surrounding area it will start absorbing the Heat from the lava starting to cool it down... It's also made from the most heat absorbing materials be able to withstand being submerged in lava it self. (it will shutdown once it finish it's objective from turning the Lava terrain into a Rocky Terrain)

It's not like it will have much of an attack potential and the Godmodder shouldn't target such a small target with one of his precious actions...

The Mirror is an active piece of the Dark/Light Shard legend and it will be require to kill the DarkShard... I think maybe I'm not really sure what will happen when it reaches 0 HP but I doubt it will die that easily...

(ooc. I believe update 80-82 is the deadline for the Evac ticket and to bring back the Sc2 Army I believe? It's currently update 74 according to the Threadmark see all 74 updates)...

The assassin merely forgot about his contract with Ranger, but I do believe doing another contract will be under the curse of repetitiveness....
Blackmail, threaten or something?(He is in it for himself) I can't think of anything to do about him.

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A spire has appeared, and is turning the lava terrain to rocky terrain! ...It's very slow-acting. It'll probably take a while without help.

OOC: This post right now is Update 71. 4 of the threadmarks are taken up by the First Post and the 3 Storyposts.

I start a cult where everyone talks in over-the-top similies.
Me and the cult start a ritual [2/20]

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A new cult has begun - the gimmick is using similies for everything, like a gunslinger licking her lips!

Somno Orders: Observe the Improbability drive coughing up a new summon, and use this information to aid with your production of a new entity yourself. I mean, if a machine which's only power to cause improbable events can do it, surely an Intelligent designer can do it faster and easier! This'll take 4 rounds, Tops! (Optimism bias ahoy, it'll take longer then that.)
The Strobe light thing Blinds the next person to look at my entitys funny who is not srovy, else the highest attack... random.org... 3, thats PG... Proper PG entity, meaning Not the Godmodder... So, Unsealed darkshard.
[1x] The Alchemiter buzzes for a second as new combination is loaded in: Sidequest charge token (I have permission from piono, just in case) With Godmodder damage charge booster. lets see what this does.
[1x] JOE thinks about things for about a nanosecond, then decides to make an alliance. Flashing cyan as he decides to focus more on elemental powers this time, a rift appears in front of him, and he steps through, entering the shipyard. he lifts his hand, and it glows Grey, the same as unpolished metal. Chunks of Dark metal that had already been isolated and made unable to spread float in the air around him, and a cauldron is conjured from the air in front of him. taking out his Octarine wand, and sending a flow of magic, transforming it into a crucible. Water and flame are easily provided with a flash of light, and all that is left is a catalyst. taking a piece of the Apex that had fallen recently (also brought forth with elemental magics), JOE drops a single piece of the dark metal into the boiling water into the crucible, disintegrating it into its component Essentia, of which Metallum is certainly one, as Metal is in its name, And Vitium( Taint), as it acts very similar to it, turning materials into a worse form that may even be harmful and spreading fairly quickly... The other Essentia are irrelevant, for the moment. I then take out the Thaumalamanaumanomnomnom (no, not thaumanomicon, specifically Thaumalamanaumanomnomnom.), and flip to the Metal Transmutation page. For 1 Metallum, 1 Vitium, 1 Machina, and one nugget of the metal, you can duplicate most "Tech metals" (metals used in machines.). so I need Machina? eh, thats easy. I conjure some stone buttons, which I then drop in. Why no, I do not care about all the taint this is going to make, we can clear that stuff up Easily. Anyway, having all the necessary essentia (Many times over), I throw in a nugget of the metal, getting 3 back. I then top off my crucible, which I have enchanted with superior capacity, which kept all the essentia from disappearing, and toss in those three nuggets, netting me nine. Refill, Repeat, 27 Nuggets, Refill, magical expansion of crucible so it won't run out of water, and Repeat, now I've got a81 Nuggets. Refill, and the Final Repeat, for 243 Nuggets, or 27 Ingots of whatever this metal is, 26 of Which I plaster on all the Apex's damages, keeping 1 ingot to myself so I can experiment on this metal later. I then portal myself back to my normal position: next to my entitys.

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Somno can observe and take notes on other things in order to upgrade his own building abilities, but doing it will take longer for this specific thing to be built. And who knows if he'll even be alive by the end? Do you really want him to spend time improving himself when his lifespan length is tenuous and uncertain?

Sidequest Charge Token + Godmodder Damage Charge Booster: Boost Sidequest Map: A map that shows the path to go on the mythical Boost Stone sidequest, an incredibly difficult sidequest which ends in a way to access an infinite hoard of Boost Stones. Legendary Item. Cost: 1,000,000 actions. Non-combinable, non-repeatable.

+13,000 HP to the Apex!

You did well Percival. Rest easy now. Pike, heal the Scarlet Prince!
1. I upgrade the icecream stand with anti-lava plating, and multiple air conditioners in order so that it does not melt, and may continue to hand out wonderful cooling to all non PG entities.
2. I heal Pike via an application of stimpaks, medkits, health potions, and snowballs.
3. I begin to use the power of friendship to talk the assassin back to our side. Using the Word Good 2XXX, I cause the Assassin to be able to understand my message.
Hello friend, it's me. Originally you weren't with us either, and were targeting the Lightshard, but... Redrover talked you out of that, and you must remember that. I'm not him. You have little reason to trust me, but I did have an entity of mine heal you, once upon at time... The Godmodder tricked you. He changed all mentions of Darkshard in your head to Lightshard. I will not lie, the memories of your first turn here have not changed, you really did target the Lightshard, but still.... REMEMBER YOUR FRIENDSHIPS HERE UPON THIS PLAIN! COME BACK TO US!
(Anime enough?)

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The Ice Cream stand is already hurting from the effects of the Curse of Repetitiveness! Its losing its shape fast, and despite being adequately cooled, is about to melt into a puddle of goop! It needs something new to help it!

Pike fully healed! With her low max health, she's unlikely to be able to take even one hit in the HEXAGONAFIELD's current state...

The Void Assassin pauses. Memory altering... could it... be...? Then he hears that word. That critical word. Friendship. Friendship, his nemesis. Friendship, the lie. Nobody can ever trust in friendship. He has never looked for friends, only rivals. If he could find his one true rival, then he may be happy. But friends? Friends are for the naive.

Upon finishing the letter, Arsenical throws it off somewhere a few feet away, with a noise of disapproval.

"Stupid angels, maintaining the order of the multiverse and all that. How is earing the fabric of space-time in twain and then patching it up with duct-tape that big a deal?

No matter. His son(?) was alive, and he was happy!

--Focus--

His child was alive, but... They didn't look like they were doing well. Their armor was broken and busted, they had scratches all over them, and seemed like he was a little sick.

Time to fix that!

First, Arsenical uses the power of his old "White Mage" persona to put a shield around the Elemental. Only strong enough to block one attack, but that should be enough for right now.

Secondly, with his phenomenal cooking skills, he cooks up the greatest chicken noodle soup ever made. Just like Mother Earth used to make. Chicken, rubbed with the most wonderful of homey spices and herbs, together with hand-made noodles, all mixed together in a pot of perfectly stirred and heated broth. Only the best food for his child.

Finally, as his child ate the soup, he fixed up their cuts and scratches. Aside from being a cook, he was also a doctor! That fact that Arsenical can change his backstory freely is really something convenient, eh?

As he was finishing the soup, the Explosion Elemental said, "Thanks dad, i'm really feeling better."

An just like anyone in his situation would respond, Arsenical said, "Hi 'i'm really feeling better', i'm dad."

(And with that joke, Arsenical became the official dad of the year (TM) on the Hexagonafield. Does anyone dare challenge his title?)

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+1 attack shield/19,000 HP to the Explosion Elemental! They are quite grateful. You are a truly dedicated protector and provider.

1 Action: In a scene reminiscent of Doctor Strangelove, I teleport the Mirror Nuke to directly above the Unsealed Darkshard, and ride it down until a second before impact, and then teleport away.

The scene changes to the Second Scarlet Prince. He is currently enduring a Promethean punishment due to the lava. Then, a green light shines from inside him, improving his regeneration (1 Action) and healing him in general (1 Action).

"You did the joke wrong. You should have said "Hi 'Really feeling better', I'm dad." ."

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The Mirror Nuke is deflected at the Unsealed Darkshard! 50,000 damage! Scarlet prince regen improved, +8,000 HP to him as well!

Shibosho paled. The cyberdemon hacker was close to hacking completion. He had to stop them!

Thinking quickly, Shibosho realised that cyberspace was essentially just another field of battle, just one currently bereft of allied entities - something he was going to rectify.

1) With his powers, Shibosho decided to summon forth the Cyberdemon's nemesis (Or at least enemy)... The CyberAngel White Hat Hacker in cyber space.

2) Once the CyberAngel was summoned, Shibosho decided to protect himself in Cyberspace by erecting digital defense. Multiple Proxies, The ultimate Firewall, an eternity code password. With a bunch of digital defense up, Shibosho should be protected from any initil cyberspace attack.

3) With that done, Shibosho needed to further slow down the enemy. Remembering the Digimon movie, Shibosho proceeded to spam the Cyberdemon's email and network with all the email... All of them!

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The CyberAngel White Hat Hacker appears! However, the AG hacker is the Cyberdemon's true rival, not some angel hacker. Still, they will help neuter the Cyberdemon hacker's efforts!

+1 shield to yourself! Now, those defenses would equate to more, if the Cyberdemon hacker wasn't so great he could tear them apart in seconds. However, he is annoyed by e-mail spam! He takes out his phone and turns notifications off, delaying him by 10%!

Seeing the Cyber Demon I smirk and make a Techno Sword that does BAD thing to cyber entity's I then cut the Cyber demon apart

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You use your techno powers to attack the Cyberdemon whole outside of cyberspace! Normally this would fail, but not when you have a technology god's abilities! 30,000 damage to the Cyberdemon PG hacker!

I paradoxify out a Bad Luck Sponge aNd used it to suck all of my bad luck out and then keep it sealed inside a zip lock bag that is similarly paradoxified and keep it, may come handy some day

I then paradoxify out a flood of Liquid Hydrogen

Save Point 6/10

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You absorb your Bad Luck into a sponge, and save it for later. You kind of feel icky carrying it in a zip-lock baggy.

The Liquid Hydrogen immediately evaporates, due to the Curse of Repetitiveness!

"Sorry for my absence last turn, I took went studying 'Guide to manipulating unstable time timey whimey balls that rage for profit' for a while. It took a long time."

Focus X3. Godmodder Learns how E=MC^2 works.

Explanation:


E=mc^2. (ex. 90% the speed of light = x2 mass. 95% the speed of light =
This picture explains some of the logic behind what I'm going to do.
I drop a very heavy condensed cube of Player Approved Heavy Material That Is To Very Resistant to Effects of Speed up to light speed and I put a Player Approved Computer that is literally fills the whole space so its unaffected by inertia completely inside that cube that resists the effects of speed that has a lot of processing power with 50 meters of length, 3 meters of width, 5 meters of height. It goes at 10m/s. Every second that speed is squared. It's dropped above 50000000 km off the ground.
After 6 seconds, I send it back 5 seconds.
When it's mass is at 299791.999999999999999 km/s it's mass is multipled by 572.0879 (rounded) , Its length would be about 87.3 millimeters (but everything inside of it is also condensed so it doesn't matter) and also If I was actually on that thing it would be 572 seconds PER SECOND on the Field. So of course, I open two portals. One right on top of that cube, the other on the very bottom of that cube. The portals literally stay with the cube in the same location relative to the cube. Even if you teleport it it won't work. I enter cyberspace through that computer connecting from it through quantum communications. GG NO RE (or else I cause time paradoxes next or make your action paradoxical exploding yourself).

If you don't get the memo on what this does. With processing power, AIs can effectively slow time relative to others. Simply, with that slowed time x the slowed time added by going so fast it is about 572 times as fast as it should be, so as I'm in Cyberspace time is slowed down with processing power times 572 times that speed.

I'll hold fire on attacking for now, though, I want all of my actions dedicated to an actual attack. Also, someone please start adding defenses to this.

There, I've done it. I've weaponized time travel with insane levels of logical physics. If you attempt to explain to me gravity doesn't work this way than the Hexxagonical suddenly has infinite gravity again because reality ensues.

"Also, if this fails, I plan to try again with more charges. Ham life."

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You successfully do what I assume is porting yourself into a cube that has processing power designed so that you can go at an extra-fast rate while in Cyberspace! Specifically, 572 times faster!

You can now take 572 Cyberspace turns each turn! The Cyberdemon PG Hacker looks away from the Cyberangel hacker harassing them, and... wait... wow... you can DO that!?

(And before you ask, no, you can't charge charges in Cyberspace!)

ACTION: 1/3 ITEM(S):1x 2,000 Attack Token 1x GODMODDER REPELLENT
AMOUNT:3/3
CHARGE:10/10-IN USE
Action 1: I put a final point into my charge, finishing it. I immediately use it, giving the Slots Machine an Upgrade. It end ups looking like a combination of a Yu-Gi-Oh monster, specifically, one that is names Slot Machine, and Decode Talker. It's Chest still has the slots on it, but the slots is flat, a digital roulette screen. The right hand has the blaster of the Slot Machine, and the left has the blade of Decode Talker. The blade's middle in filled with the number's 1-8, while the blaster has a 9 on it. The arm's mainly take after Decode Talker's, but they have the Slot Machine's Arms on the shoulder. They each hold a small sphere that resembles the eye of the Slot Machine The one in the right hand is Blue, the one in the left is Red. The legs are a more heavily armored version of Decode Talkers, with the flat feet of the Slot Machine. The head is like Decode Talker, but with two extra, golden horns.
EFFECTS OF UPGRADE: Increase HP form 50,000->90,000
GIVE ATTACK: LUCKY COUNTER-Normal Attack with an effect. Can only counter, but can activate one of their slot results to boost attack.
GIVE CHARGE ABILITY: High Roller: Roll one of the Slots Machines, apply result effects to all entities. Charge: 3-5? Maybe a 4
OTHER EFFECTS: Blue Slots: Can [X]Blue to Roll for results 1-4. Red Slots: Can [X]Red to Roll for results 5-8. Can still say [X] Slots to roll for normal 1-9
Action 2-Power 2:I take a video of JOE walking into the Godmodder, and send it to the Mazinger Zero's cyber space. This distracts some people in it due to how strange and crazy it is.

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Slot Machine upgraded! A few changes: Lucky Counter and High Roller always roll normal slots and not Blue or Red slot options.

The Cyberdemon hacker watches the video. Did he just walk into Godmordor? That isn't something you just do! He is distracted and slowed by 20%!

Well, we know that Xerath and the cyber-thingy can be attacked using the Yorehammer. But I foolishly hoped that I could one-shot Xerath, and thus he is alive and invulnerable. Well, time for some more creative planning.

Action 1: I notice the Godmodder, and decide that it would be a lot better if he was wounded and out of the picture. So I wind up a hammer swing, cast time stop, and then throw the hammer handle-first at the Godmodder.

Hammers aren't really meant to be thrown handle-side first. Sure, if you design your hammer right, it might end up being a semi-useful spear, but the center of mass is supposed to be at the front of the weapon to bludgeon the target that is hit. Still, the Godmodder can take damage from poking, so being hit by a hammer thrown the wrong way could easily damage him.

That is, if the Godmodder doesn't swallow it. The Godmodder's skill in sword swallowing is so immense that he can accurately swallow a sword during time stop. And, because of some spatial warping I did to the hammer, it just happens to have the shape of a sword, allowing the Godmodder to swallow the sword/hammer easily, all the way down to the hilt.

However, this isn't as stupid an idea as you're probably thinking. Sure, I could've thrown the Yorehammer at him, and maybe get a point of damage in exchange for giving him his weapon back with no effort, but instead, I linked the time stop spell with a spell I made up on the spot to swap the Yorehammer with another item, the Orehammer. This attempted knockoff of the Yorehammer was created by strip-mining a world to collect all of the iron, gold, and diamond, filling 9 shulker boxes with blocks of each of those three materials (so 9 shulker boxes full of iron blockks, 9 shulker boxes full of gold blocks, and 9 shulker boxes full of diamond blocks) and then putting all of those into a chest that was used as the hammer's head. If raw physics were at play, the chest filled with all of the blocks would have a mass of 27*64*9*(19300+7300+3500) = 468115200 kilograms, and would also have to have a volume of 46656 cubic meters. However, since a Minecraft chest (and a Minecraftian's inventory, for that matter) are basically bags of holding that store object in a pocket dimension (because how else would a Minecraftian carry 9 stacks of cobblestone out of a narrow mineshaft?), the first iteration of the hammer was exactly as hard-hitting as a chest on a stick would be, namely barely useful as a weapon.

According to rumors, the failed weapon lay dormant for many years, before a group known as the Hackers picked it up and used unknown abilities to duplicate the weapon many times over. They took all of the minerals out of one of their duplicated weapons and used it to crash the planet's economy, and as the world around them turned into a dystopian mess they began tinkering around with the enchantments to increase the power of their Orehammers. After several cities were destroyed by a cascade of mineral blocks, one of the Hackers managed to get the weapon functional, and promptly used it to punch a hole through Bedrock to free creatures trapped in the Void of that realm. The rest of the planet (including the rest of the Hackers) organized against him and managed to overwhelm him with raw numbers, but in the end their world was still doomed, and they were forced to flee to other servers to survive.

Unfortunately, the Orehammer I have now is not the Orehammer in the rumor. Even if an Orehammer had been successfully turned into a working weapon that added the mass of all of the blocks inside it to the swing's impact, it's mass is still 16 orders of magnitude smaller than the mass of an average planet (don't ask why Earth is considered an "average planet"). But I'm not using it as a direct weapon, I'm using it as a matter bomb.

The actual Yorehammer, currently strapped to my back (where I was hiding the Orehammer earlier), empowers the attack, enabling it to hit the Godmodder during the time stop, preventing him from using defenses against time stop attacks, and hopefully negating the ridiculous defensive strength of a Godmodder's digestive system.

A second (inside the time stop) after the hammer is swallowed, it's spatial dilation wears off and it turns back from a sword into a hammer, forcing the Godmodder's jaw open wide. This doesn't deal damage, yet, but it makes it nearly impossible to eject from his stomach, as the guard at the bottom of the hammer (that piece that helps you keep your grip on the hammer when swinging it around wildly) enlarges to the point where it's now lodged inside the Godmodder's stomach.

Then, the Orehammer's chest breaks, releasing 27 shulker box entities. Normally, item entities still aren't truly physically present, or otherwise gold blocks would sink in dirt and would be a devastating throwing weapon. But this particular Orehammer is one of the defective ones, an Orehammer that managed to force the blocks inside it to assume their standard properties while in item entity form, while keeping them contained in the chest. The Hacker working on this didn't know it at the time, but though his Orehammer seemed no different normally, when he opened the chest and took out one of the shulker boxes, it immediately burst, destroying him and his building. I think I picked it up as a curiosity back then, and somehow replaced the shulker box that the unfortunate Hacker had taken out of his weapon. But now, it's changed from a curiosity into a devastating weapon.

The shulker boxes each immediately break from the pressure of the blocks contained within then, and then explode, releasing 46656 cubic meters worth of material inside the Godmodder's jaw. I'm not exactly sure on the exact effects, but the following events to almost certainly occur.

1: The Godmodder's head becomes torn apart by the explosive burst of materials. Even with his durability, his jaw will probably not be working right for a while.

2: The stick of the Orehammer, still intact due to the Unbreakable upgrade placed on the Orehammer (I think it classed as a wooden tool and thus would only have 63 uses without the upgrade), is forced out of the Godmodder by the burst. However, since it can't go back up, it's only option is to go down, through the Godmodder's small intestine, large intestine, and colon. Because of the durability of the Godmodder digestive system, this can only be accomplished by an explosive prolapse out through the liver, small intestine, large intestine, and colon, as the stick forces those organs out of the body with it before it is finally able to exit the body. This would normally result in the battle immediately being slapped with an R-rating due to the sheer amount of blood, if not for it being covered up by the next event

3: The material, once it exits the Godmodder's body, expands outwards until it reaches its true mass, and then falls down and crushes the Godmodder, having changed from solid block form into a gravel-like mess as a result of the blocks mashing together when they falled. This results in a lot of crushing trauma (at the very least, suffocation damage from having a Minecraft block on your head would deal a point of damage every second until he clears breathing space), and it will stall him as he digs out from under several thousand tons of blocks, and has to clean up the bloody mess of his digestive system and put it back in his body without revealing said mess to anyone other than me (because seriously, it's embarrassing to be seen with your digestive system hanging out of your butt).

4: In addition, the Godmodder should find that Starcalibur is missing. How? Well, once he was hit and his legendary weapon became vulnerable, I used the Yorehammer's ability to bypass defenses to bypass all of the Godmodder's defenses against having his weapon stolen, preventing him from getting an RNG roll to defend it. If I manage to grab it, I immediately teleport it into JOEBob's hands, to hopefully give the Godmodder twice as much of a headache from his shenanigans next round.

Action 2: Now that the Godmodder's hopefully distracted, it's time to get Xerath back onto the field. I do this by disguising myself as the Godmodder, then sending a telepathic message to him. The conversation goes something like this:

TotallyTheGodmodder: Xerath, I need you, right now.

Xerath: I'm still on break! And it's probably going to be a longer break too, since you let one of the Descendants steal the Yorehammer and use it on me!

TotallyTheGodmodder: Fine, I'll triple your pay for the next month if you come off break and help me, right NOW.

Xerath: And what do you need me, specifically, so badly for that you can't do yourself?

TotallyTheGodmodder: The AGs are attempting to gain control of one of my entities, the Mazinger Zero, with hacking. I sent my digitized hacker in to counter them, but now they've digitized to fight my hacker in cyberspace, and I can't leave the field and enter cyberspace without letting the AGs defeat my Darkshard unopposed.

Xerath: Wait, you have the Darkshard out, and yet you still felt the need to summon another entity, and one large enough for you to be worth calling me in to help maintain control of, just to have a chance? How are these AGs so powerful?

TotallyTheGodmodder: I... do not know. Hopefully, we can figure the reason out after we secure the Mazinger Zero, rather than before.

TotallyTheGodmodder: I've sent a digitizer device to your location, use it to digitize and aid my hacker in protecting the Mazinger Zero.

Now, in a normal situation, Xerath would easily recognize the transmission as bogus. However, I use the Yorehammer again. This time, I use it to negate all of Xerath's defenses against believing lies, causing him to believe even the most blatant of lies with little opposition.

I send the digitizer device to him (using the Yorehammer to bypass teleportation devices again), and he uses it to join cyberspace to protect Mazinger Zero. Now, we should have a chance to attack him.

Action 3: Whether or not that last action works, I execute a secondary means of rendering Xerath vulnerable, a Xerath Voodoo Statue. The Yorehammer allows me to bypass both Xeraths' and the Godmodders' defenses against me linking the Voodoo Statue to Xerath. Now that it is linked, the statue's destruction will kill the linked target as well. The Statue is placed

However, it's not that easy. Voodoo Statues are, due to being statues made out of Obsidian, quite durable, and it would take a good bit of focus fire to actually take one out. In addition, a Godmodder has a very good chance of being able to sever a Voodoo Statue's link if given enough time. Even with a layered series of enchantments protecting the Voodoo Statue (including one that prevents the Godmodder from making free action weapon stealing attempts while working on the Voodoo Statue, as well as a dimensional lock to make sure it stays on the main battlefield), I suspect it will only take the Godmodder five of his actions to defuse the statue. Given that there's a boss fight going on right now, the Godmodder could probably easily disenchant the statue while the rest of the AGs focus on his boss's third phase, but is he willing to give up his own actions to do so?

End of Turn: I hand the Yorehammer off to Pionoplayer, hoping to motivate him to pull off another super-attack using the Yorehammer's power. After me, he's probably the best-positioned to exploit its value.

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You launch your first action! However, you failed to consider one crucial variable: The Curse of Repetitiveness! The Time Stop fails! The good news is, your attack doesn't rely on it quite so much. As soon as the Orehammer enters the godmodder's mouth, he tries to grab it, but... TOO LATE! It explodes, but instead of making his head explode, the godmodder's very stretchy head balloons to massive sizes, and he is forced to chew and swallow all the materials! He breaks a few teeth, which regrow immediately, but still, ow! 1 damage! The godmodder is quite immune to stomach damage - his stomach was already ravaged by a certain player much earlier in the game!

Finally, as you reach for Starcalibur, you see the godmodder doing a juggling act with Starcalibur and a huge cloud of 1,000,000 poisonous spiky balls! You reach in, hoping to randomly grab it...

STARCALIBUR STEAL ROLL: GAH! SPIKY POISONOUS BALL!!

The godmodder damage charge booster grants you a Boost Stone!

For your next action, Xerath notices a few things off about what you're saying.

Xerath: Hey! Why am I talking of my own volition? Is someone using their Player Powers to coerce me!?

Xerath: Also, the godmodder would never say that he doesn't know something! Or actively say anything at all! The guy has literally never spoken one word in ordinary colored dialogue text to me!

The final nail in the coffin is when you offer to "triple his pay". Any true Xerath fan would know that his pay is Alice not being dead! You can't triple that! Xerath does not arrive.

The Voodoo Statue... the capacity to kill named plot-relevant NPCs? Stops the godmodder's own powers directly? Requires FIVE of his actions for him to kill!? The Voodoo Statue easily rolls over the OP scale, and is summoned as a harmless rock!

You hand the Yorehammer to Pionoplayer.

Terry ups the charge twice since I am out of ideas for now.

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I wake up from a bad dream, find myself here again, in the middle of this insanity, and once more nope the fuck out.

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...Welcome...?

Looking at the Unsealed Darkshard I come to a decision. 'Well this seems to be the best use of this thing as of this time. I first wish for the attack power of Sealed Lightshard to be doubled this turn.' Suddenly the Sealed Lightshard's sword s is covered in glowing runes with a bright red aura emitting from the runes, The Sealed Lightshard can tell these are Runes of power and with the rune's magical energy they will lend themselves for one powerful decisive blow. (2 actions)

Nodding to myself I look over at the Unsealed Darkshard and make My other wish. 'I wish to teleport behind the Unsealed Darkshard.' Suddenly I'm right behind the Unsealed Darkshard and in one swift motion I place the King of the Hill on the Unsealed Darkshard making it so that he will take double damage from all attacks but at the cost of him having double the amount of actions a turn.

With that I yell to everyone else. "His vulnerable! Hit him with everything you got, Now!"

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The Sealed Lightshard accepts a Major Power Boost! He prepares to strike extra hard this turn... maybe even... THE FINISHING BLOW?

You place King of the Hill on the Unsealed Darkshard! What's this sudden sense of dread you feel?

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V:

The Void Assassin attacks the Sealed Lightshard for 30,000 damage!

AG:

No time to waste! It's the final assault! This boss is GOING DOWN!

The Scarlet Prince crushes! The Explosion Elemental explodes! Lil Titan Cat and the Doot Storm stave off Lugia EX, dealing 17,000 damage! Finally, everyone clears out of the way, as with the power of captain.cat's buff, the Sealed Lightshard charges forth for the finishing blow!

He raises his sword high! The Unsealed Darkshard doesn't have any time to react! And in one, clean sweep, one hit that sends the horrible sound of cracking glass across the entire HEXAGONAFIELD, the Unsealed Darkshard falls down dead. The Sealed Lightshard steps back, and acquires King of the Hill. The godmodder feels a pain, and takes 3 damage.

In the ensuing calm, Pike heals the Scarlet Prince, and the Space Station progresses.

PG:

Lugia EX attacks Pike, destroying their attack shield! The PG Cyberdemon Hacker pauses his efforts on Mazinger Zero for a moment, and transports himself into a new godmodder-provided supercomputer, with a processing speed that's incredibly fast! With a bit of tinkering, the incredibly skilled hacker makes it run even faster! Copying RedRover's idea, the Cyberdemon PG hacker can now take 1,000,000 cyberspace turns every turn!

The godmodder increments and boosts one of his charges, and changes one thing on the entity list. If it isn't noticed, it will become permanent and get worse!

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Did you really do it? All the bosses so far have had 2 phases. But... on the Darkshard's hand... there were... THREE sword icons.

Looking at their body on the HEXAGONAFIELD... all three are glowing.

And the Darkshard gets back up.

Not wanting to waste any time, several Players quickly blast him with attacks! But they get reflected right back at you! The Darkshard is completely unharmed, and renewed completely! They are now the TRUE DARKSHARD, and are completely immune to regular attacks and damage!

But their time has come. The mirror, still damaged, floats down to the HEXAGONAFIELD, and seems to beckon the Darkshard and Lightshard back to their home. They both refuse.

The True Darkshard sprints towards your army! There's nothing you can do to stop him - he can't be hurt at all!

But then, a tunnel of mirrors springs out of the ground, encircling and surrounding the Darkshard! He sprints towards the tunnel exit, but the mirror tunnel forms ahead of him as he runs! The Darkshard falls behind... more behind... holding steady... wait! Now he's catching up to the exit!

The Hall of Mirrors completes, a long tunnel filled entirely with mirrors, ending in the partially broken mirror! But just as the Darkshard is about to escape it, the Lightshard crosses swords with it at the very edge, preventing it from making its final escape. In a fit of rage, the True Darkshard shoves their sword into the Lightshard's brain... or, where it would be, if the Lightshard was human. The Sealed Lightshard falls and dies, and the True Darkshard acquires King of the Hill. All the entities are huddled at the exit as the Darkshard comes closer, too scared to step up.

And then a hand, two swords glowing on its wrist, closes around the Darkshard's leg. In one smooth motion, the Darkshard is thrown back into the hall of mirrors.

The Sealed Lightshard is now the Unsealed Lightshard, ready to finish off the Darkshard once and for all.

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N:

The Salt Machine cures Hungry_Visitor of Bad Luck! The Apex gets repairs and upgrade work begins! Somno keeps working on their project!

The mirror repairs itself a little more. You're pretty sure the Darkshard can't get sucked back into it if it isn't fully repaired!

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Every non-N entity takes 3,000 damage!

pionoplayer The Yorehammer feels heavier all of a sudden. Wait, did Crusher get the Orehammer and Yorehammer mixed up?


HALL OF MIRRORS:
LD+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++M

L= [AG]Unsealed Lightshard: 400,000/400,000 HP, 70,000A(Boss)(Guarding Hall of Mirrors)

D=[PG]True Darkshard: -----/----- HP, 30,000 x 5A, Modes: FA(switching in 2!), P(switching in 4!)(Boss)(Trapped in Hall of Mirrors)(King of the Hill - takes x2 damage from entities, gets double actions)

M=Mirror: Well over halfway repaired

HALL OF MIRRORS EXPLANATION:
The Hall of Mirrors is a giant tunnel, with an exit to the HEXAGONAFIELD on one end, and the Mirror on the other. You need to return the Darkshard to the mirror, and if he escapes the tunnel, it'll be a huge pain to get him back inside! The good news is, the Darkshard can only be fought back the tunnel as long as there's an entity in the Hall of Mirrors preventing him from moving forward - but if there's no entity, then they'll rapidly regain ground! Right now, the Lightshard is serving as the entity that blocks them, but if they die, you'll have to sacrifice your own entities to prevent the Darkshard from escaping!

You have to push the True Darkshard back through the tunnel - normal attacks will push them back a little, but attacks with a specific push-back specialty will probably be more effective! The entity facing the Darkshard in the Hall of Mirrors will take ALL the Darkshard's attacks - and since he has King of the Hill, that's a ton of damage! Of course, you can have more than one guard entity at once, so feel free to give the Lightshard some friends in the Hall of Mirrors!


ITINERARY:
-Defeat The Godmodder! Damaging him gives you a shot at a legendary weapon! A musical instrument-related method...
-Defeat the True Darkshard! It needs to be re-absorbed into the Mirror to be gone for good!
-Protect the Unsealed Lightshard! They're preventing the Darkshard from escaping the Hall of Mirrors!
-Restore the Mirror! It needs to be back to normal in order to absorb the True Darkshard!

Minor tasks:

Spoiler

Protect the Space Station! It can gain helpful support abilities!
The Slot Machine can give you buffs or debuffs. The Alchemiter can let you combine items. The Salt Machine cures Bad Luck.
Pike is healing friendly entities!
Stop the Void Assassin! It's attacking the Lightshard!
Defeat the godmodder's pokemon team! He'll send them out one by one!
Stop the Cyberdemon PG Hacker! He's back with a vengeance, and trying to take over Mazinger Zero and any other entities he can!
Do something about the lava! Sure, it hurts the PG and V entities too, but the AGs and Ns are taking more net damage by far!

THE HEXAGONAFIELD:
State: Lava: -3,000 HP to all/turn, doesn't affect [N], being converted by Spire to ordinary terrain, done in 7!

[V]Void Assassin: 17,000/20,000 HP, 30,000A (60% dodge rate)(Mark: Unsealed Lightshard)

[AG - MooGoesCow]Space Station(25% dodge rate)
Shield array(protecting space station)
Super Laser: Can unleash 35,000 damage support attack(ready!)(being upgraded, 75% complete)
Reinforcement Beacon: x5 Space mook deployment(50 HP, 50 Attack)(ready!)
Anti-Mind control Beacon: protects Space Station from mind control
Portal Frame: Space engineer portal(+60 engineers/turn)
Very Large Room: Quantum computer: 92% complete (cost: 5)
Space engineers+1: 100/100 HP x 180(building space station!)(Manager halving cost)
Winry: 8,000/8,000 HP, inventing skills! (1 teleport vest)(worth 30 engineers)(operating Crime Lab)
Lament the Technician: 20,000/20,000 HP (worth 30 space engineers)(AI building ability), Architect(upgrades rooms)

[AG - TheTwoEternities]Scarlet Prince: 62,000/70,000 HP, 20,000A (+3,000 damage from all attacks)(+4,000 HP per turn)(protected from 3 attack)

[AG - Ranger Strider]Pike: 7,000/10,000 HP, +15,000A(healer!)

[AG - Srovy]Stone Loibster: 9,000/18,000 HP (+2,000 maximum/current HP/turn)

[AG - Arsenical]Explosion Elemental: 19,000/24,000 HP, 20,000A, Explosion Aura (deals 4,000 damage to enemies who land attacks)(protected from 1 attack)

[AG - Hungry Visitor]Growth: 24,000 HP(protected from 1 attack)(Guarding Mania)
Mania: 24,000 HP(+4,000 HP/turn)(acts as Overflow for Hungry Visitor)(protected from 1 attack)

[AG - Page of Time]Lil Titan Cat: 17,000/20,000 HP, 8,000A

[N]Slots Machine: 44,000/90,000 HP, Special: High Roller(ready in 5!)(Lucky Counter - roll slots when attacked)(Blue/Red slot options: Roll with only numbers 1-4/5-8)
[N]Alchemiter: 94,000/100,000 HP
[N]Salt Machine: 4,000/10,000 HP (cures one Player of Bad Luck each turn)

[N - EeveeShadowBacon]TF2 Zoo (Flashy)(Defended)

[N - EternalStruggle]The Apex: 40,000/75,000 HP, 25,000A (+1 repair drone/turn)(docked)
Linked Repair Drone: 500 x 6 HP(+1,000 x 6 repair per turn!)
Shipyard: 84,000/100,000 HP (Dark Metal infection, -5,000 HP per turn!)(Apex upgrade, gravitic deflectors, adds resistance to Apex, done in 3!)

[N - JoeBOB]Somno: 29,000/35,000 HP (Lanternlight echo: 2 turn cooldown)(Seen through their eyes: 2 turn cooldown)(Cut through the lies: 1 turn cooldown)(can do generic actions)(building hexagonashield generator, done in 8!)
Epilepsy Inducing Strobe Light: 18,000/18,000 HP, -20% accuracy attack
Shield Generator: +1 attack shield to JOEbob's entities in 0! - dies when JOEbob runs out of entities (1 attack shield currently)

[P]Peacekeepers(10,636,400 total attack)(Unbribable)(protected from 66 attack):

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Peacekeeper HQ: 350,000/350,000 HP, 50,000A(protecting Peacekeepers)(control and command)
The Negotiator: 250,000/250,000 HP(Power armor)
Riflemen X: 2,000 x 999 HP, 1,000x999A(+3 squad leader)
Death-elite Riflemen: 5,000 x 999 HP, 3,000 x 999A
True Machine gunners: 5,000 x 999 HP, 1,500x999A(+3 squad leader)
Death-elite Machine Gunners: 10,000 x 999 HP, 4,000 x 999A
Medics: 1,250/1,250 x 999 HP, Healing A(+3 squad leader)
Squad leaders: 1,000 x 999 HP(leading)
Commandos V: 4,000 x 999 HP, 1,100 x 999A(+3 squad leader)
Engineers: 100 HP x 999(building robot war analysis, done in 6!)(building god unit production facility, done in 8!)
Scientists: 100 HP x 999, researching riflemen true power(done in 5!)(researching improved commandos, done in 1!)
Forward command center: 20,000/20,000 HP x 2, researching one-man army fighting technique(done in 3!), calling in commandos x 999 for death-elite training camp(done in 2!)
Shield generators: 15,000 x 6 HP(Adding 1 attack shield each every turn!)
Barracks II: 30,000/30,000 x 3 HP
Bar/Brewery
Death-elite training camp: 100,000/100,000 HP
Special Weapons depot: 40,000/40,000 HP
Possesses infinite plastic, anti-godmodder bullets(equipped), anti-regen bullets, Grenade launchers v2, Anti-Mind control, Upgrade Limit Break Eternity, Dual Pathways, Godmod building plating(equipped), Anti-control Godmod armor(equipped), anti-control godmod weaponry(equipped), Assistant SR builder, Efficient Climate Control Unit, Double Speed progression

[AG - Shiboso]Mazinger Zero: 41,000/50,000 HP, 3,000 x 5A(being hacked)
[PG]Cyberdemon PG Hacker: Master Hacker! 50% finished hacking Mazinger Zero, 58,000/100,000 CyberHP (being harassed by Cyberangel White hat Hacker, slowed down!)(ubercomputer - gets x1,000,000 actions while in cyberspace!)
[AG]Shiboso (in cyberspace)(protected from 1 attack)
[AG]RedRover (in cyberspace)(supercomputer - gets x572 actions while in cyberspace!)

[PG]Lugia EX: 12,000/35,000 HP, 20,000A

[PG]Godmodder: 188/300 HP(Status-Effect Boost buff ticket)(Legendary Weapon Map)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)(Pokemon team: ???, ???, ???)(Major charge: 2/3)


Player info:

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Captain.cat(has King of the Hill)(1/5)
Corebrute(lightly wounded)
MooGoestheCow (Charge: 1/???)
[N]Eevee Shadow Bacon(27/100)(effect-curing power)(Resolute Heart Copy - mimics effects once)(2/20)
[N]CaptainNZZZ (Entity Loyalty Punch Card - redeems one disloyal entity)(Temporal Guardian + Dragonforce in hammerspace!)
[N]EternalStruggle (Increased HP)(Starcalibur - x2 actions)
Hungry_Visitor(Overflow entities, +1 aggressive actions possible/turn)(3 actions in debt!)
The_Two_Eternities
That-Random-Guy(Echolocation)(13/40)
Arsenical(2 posts in debt!)
[N+1]JoeBOB(has Super Dagger, 20,000 damage free action)(Redagger, +2 attack deflector)(has 1 Boost Stone)
Ranger_Strider_
Daskter(has Claim ticket, redeemable Update 80, expires Update 82)(12/25)
Page of Time(5/10)(Bad Luck)
[N]Mr Mirror Man(1 +2,000 Attack token)(Godmodder Repellent)
Cyanogist(lightly wounded)(4/10)
gilded king(8/10)
Pionoplayer(Sidequest Charge token: Complete a sidequest to make worth 5 charges)(Yorehammer - Bypasses defenses)
Darshelenas Sunbreaker
[N+1]Winkins(+1,000A Iron sword)(1 10,000 damage token)(1 +5,000A/20,000 damage Pain sword)(Sith army and Fennie in hyperspace!)
Paradoxdragonpaci(protected from 1 attack)(Flight Power)(has paradox void cards, hexagonaherbs, absorbed Bad Luck)(Save point: 6/10)
Nano Soldier 2016(behind cover)(has M16, Body Armour)
W32Coravint(3/5)
Alastair Dragovich(has SMOOTH destroyer device)(2/6)(1/??)
GamerXZ
RedRover1760
Shibosho(in cyberspace!)
[N]Srovy(Cult of the Cube: 9/?)
APokemonTrainer
Crusher48(1 boost Stone)
Trifling Epithet(3/20)

Player Inventory:
On Players and the Nature of Creativity
Dragonballs x 7(made from Melodic transmitter x 2, Charge Stone x 5)(can be combined to make one wish!)
Melodic transmitter x 3
Temporal Condenser(makes charge stones)
Charge Stone x 7
Redirifle
Miniature Doormaker Plushy
Charge Booster (damage: 2/20)
Bravely Default Asterisks
Medkit x 3
Paradox Medkit
Wishful Whammy(random effects attack)(non-combinable)
Mirror Frame
Godmodder Damage Charge Booster(Boost stones remaining: 28)

 

[Trifling Epithet]

I promptly spend two actions gambling in the slot machine, because why not

As my third action, I swap the Yorehammer with the Orehammer, acting as a sort of messenger, or escort, so to speak, and then glare at the Godmodder "You dare interfere with the act of transferring items, which could be interpreted as being part of the postal service? And as you must know, the postal service lets nothing interfere with it! Not even a godmodder."